Travis Goes Racing, Brady Roast Reactions and Anniversary Swords | Ep 89

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Speaker 1 Dude, anything that combines crackers, meat, cheese, and mustard, it doesn't matter what kind it is. You got Pepper Jack.
You got Provolone.

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Speaker 1 Did you get mom anything? Why would I get her anything? Because it's Mother's Day on Monday. Well, yeah, but that's not until Monday.
That's like a week, right? Yeah, technically. I got time.

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Speaker 1 On this episode, you can expect to hear us talking about all the latest news around the NFL, including the start of rookie minicamps.

Speaker 1 And we're also going to get into Travis's week out of the house at the Kentucky Derby in

Speaker 1 Miami. But first,

Speaker 1 as always, you know how it goes. Got to go to that little bit of new new

Speaker 1 news. Kelsey Jam.
That's right. Boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 1 The second Kelsey Jam is officially happening in Kansas City, and we got to talk about it. Kelsey Jam 2.0, baby.

Speaker 1 Kansas City's biggest music festival, Kelsey Jam, presented by Jim Beams is going down May 18th. Jim Beans in this thing now.

Speaker 1 All right, now, Jimmy, it's going to be insane, and I'm fucking pumped about it. And it's not just a music festival, ladies and gentlemen.
We got food all over the place in this thing.

Speaker 1 Kansas City's favorite barbecues will be there. There's a whole bunch of stuff and fun, like engaging things that will be around the festival.

Speaker 1 But for the most part, the main attractions, Lil Wayne Diplo, Two Chains, DJ I read, DJ EV.

Speaker 1 We're going to have some fun on stage, but make sure you get there early and

Speaker 1 you have some time to eat because

Speaker 1 the food's going to be delicious. That's awesome.
Yeah, man. The fucking music's going to be electric.
Last year was so much fun.

Speaker 1 And this year, I can't wait to see everybody in Kansas City show out and have a good time, man. It's going to be a good time.
It's out of the Ample Theater, the Azure Ample Theater.

Speaker 1 I always fucking screw that name up, but if you're from Kansas City or you're around the KC area, it's not hard to find. Are you planning on doing anything fun and creative?

Speaker 1 Last year, you infamously spiked the Lombardi trophy. Not going to do that again this year.
No, that was a one-time thing. You're going to hide your Super Bowl ring and anything?

Speaker 1 I'm not doing anything with my Super Bowl rings, no. It's probably smart.
We both learned our lesson. I don't know.
They just make it nothing.

Speaker 1 Just keep those things.

Speaker 1 They're just stuck in the closet or something. Don't bring that shit out.
Listen, if you're not going to have fun with it, what's the point of having it? No, I hear you. I hear you.

Speaker 1 I'm a huge fan of all three of the big acts here, and

Speaker 1 I'm just excited to bring these guys into Kansas City. Yeah, Lil Wayne Diplo and Two Chains.
It's going to be awesome. Who's the headliner of those three?

Speaker 1 Lil Wayne Diplo, but I'm not going to lie, Two Chains, he probably has the most recent music that's came out that I'm pumped to hear live. Yeah.
Diplo always slaps, man.

Speaker 1 He's one of the best to ever do it. He can kind of dabble in every single genre of music.
It's been so cool to see his career unfold.

Speaker 1 And then obviously Lil Wayne, I mean, we grew up on fucking Lil Wayne through middle school, high school, the mixtape era, college years.

Speaker 1 So pumped to see, just say what's up to him in person and see how Kansas City reacts to them being on stage. So this is true, honest question.

Speaker 1 So Diplo is a DJ, right yes but he's also a music producer he produces all types of music he's eagles fan too i believe oh we were talking to him i think he might have done the eagles after party at the uh

Speaker 1 i think you're right years ago yeah i feel like you're right we didn't go over to that section though we were in the one section we were just at the one bar that was on the side either way um everybody come on out to kelsey jam i um i don't know where you can get your tickets but i'm sure if you just google kelsey jam tickets you'll find it get your tickets at kelseyjam.com i didn't even know we had a website nice Oh, and I'm pumped about the merch this year.

Speaker 1 I love

Speaker 1 some good tour merch. I thought you were about to say some good girth.
I really thought that's what you were. I mean, who doesn't love a good girth?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just go to KelseyJam.com, get you some girth and some merch, and I'll see you guys next time. Wait, Tom, seriously, though, why are you excited about the merch?

Speaker 1 I love tour merch, and it's going to be cool. The last year, it was awesome.
We sold out of everything really quick.

Speaker 1 So this year, we're going to make sure that we stock up so everybody can, you know, walk away with some souvenirs and some fun, cool-ass shit, man. Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite bit of merch to cop at

Speaker 1 a festival, at a concert? Dude, it's just a sweet t-shirt, man. Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just get a dope t-shirt. It's a really froggy or if I dressed in a pro like, like not

Speaker 1 efficiently, I'll go hoodie. But I feel like the t-shirt is where it's just a good T you can wear it at any point in the in the year.
You go around the house.

Speaker 1 Maybe a hat, but the t-shirt is, I do agree. T-shirts where it's.
Hats are bangers, too. I like a good bucket hat, but KelseyJam.com.
Check it out.

Speaker 1 Next bit of new news, we got the Lumbaby Games final mention.

Speaker 1 We mentioned last week we were dropping all of our videos on our social medias and YouTube and all that stuff from the Cincinnati Live Show and the Lumbaby Games.

Speaker 1 So if you haven't watched those yet, go ahead and check them out. All right, now I think they're pretty funny.
Not bad. Dude, absolutely hilarious.
A lot of time and effort went into it.

Speaker 1 Did you know they were interviewing

Speaker 1 his kind of fuck? Are we planning on doing like a full-length

Speaker 1 thing? That could have been an entire like reality show. I'm ready to put my dignity on the line to take the dub.
It would absolutely destroy me if we lost a team nerd.

Speaker 1 I don't really see them as a competition. We're mouthed up, baby.
Get ready. Get ready, baby.
I don't think it'll be that hard. I gotta be honest.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm not gonna lie, just watching the clips all week, it gets me excited to do that shit again. Dude, it was so fun.
It was so fun.

Speaker 1 And really, the contestants made it fun. They killed it.
They said

Speaker 1 it was a full send. They had such good energy.
They were into it. They're bearcats.
They're bearcats. What do you expect? You're right.
It's what we've got to disappoint. Way to go.

Speaker 1 That's what we fucking do. All right.
Well, let's jump into who's talking about us this week because some people that

Speaker 1 we got a lot of love for were all over the podcast world giving us some shout outs. Brand new segment that we're bringing to you.
Who's talking about us this week?

Speaker 1 It's a fun little off-season subject to jump into. It's a working title, so let us know what we should call it if we shouldn't call it this shit.

Speaker 1 And the segment is basically fan mentions of the week, except these mentions aren't from fans necessarily. They're from like people that we actually know and like friends.

Speaker 1 First up, we got a little shout-out from Rob McElhenney and

Speaker 1 Mr. Ryan Reynolds, who are on the Dan Patrick show.
Shout out to Ohio legend Dan Patrick. No doubt.

Speaker 1 Just a few days ago, Rob McElhenney was asked about Wrexham and said, I know for sure that the Kelsey brothers are coming out to a game. And goddamn, we said we wanted to go.
He did.

Speaker 1 He threw us on the spot. And I'm not going to lie, I really do want to go to a game, man.

Speaker 1 Have you been following Wrexham at all? Oh, dude, I'm a big whales guy. I follow all of it.
Oh, this is, yeah, you retweeted it. You retweeted it saying that.
You're a big whales guy.

Speaker 1 I'll have to tell Lewis that. We've been meaning to get out there for a game.
I've been, I mean, listen, you got to talk me to get overseas, jump the pond, and go watch some football. football.

Speaker 1 I'm in. Sounds like a blast.
I'm so in. And both these dudes are just the fucking best, aren't they? Yeah, they are.
Mack O'Henley and Ryan, dude, they just don't make them any better, man.

Speaker 1 And happy as hell for them because they've taken Wrexham and got him promoted. Take them to new heights.
Taking them to new heights.

Speaker 1 The guys on the field are the ones doing the work, so you want to make sure you shout them out and pump them up. Of course.

Speaker 1 But they are huge on making everyone well aware of what's going on over there in Wrexham. And it's fun to them on the other side of the world, man.
So we'll definitely try and make a game, baby.

Speaker 1 We got to get out there. The beautiful thing of that show is they're taking a historied club in an area that isn't the

Speaker 1 biggest economic booming spot. And they're showing that investing in those communities, investing in these areas that deserve it,

Speaker 1 they're growing something much bigger than people probably thought possible. Hell yeah.
So you can see the invigorating energy that that it's given the community. I'm all about that.

Speaker 1 All in that. All in that.
I'm going to go check that out for sure. Maybe hit a few pubs.
We also got to check out JJ Watt, though. We can't play favorites.
JJ Watt's got a football club over there.

Speaker 1 You already know. And, you know, first, before we get to JJ, Wrexham, congrats on the promotion.
They're going up levels.

Speaker 1 Like you said, they're taking it to new heights. But JJ Watt is part owner of Burnley, who is actually in the Premier League.
So they're at the top. They are up there.

Speaker 1 And who doesn't want to see the best football in the the world? Yep. So JJ, we got to come check you out too.
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Speaker 1 Oh, weird, if we ever get to a game, brother. And our next shout out is from our good old friend, Pat Mahomes.
That's right. Hey, Arana, a Texas gunslinger.

Speaker 1 Patty Mahomes was recently on Logan Paul's podcast, Impulsive. How about another Ohio guy, man? Shout out to all these Ohio guys.
He's Lakewood, though. We're fucking all words.

Speaker 1 Ohio guys are kind of hogging this podcast though. It is.
There's a lot of Ohio guys. Just because there's not really much else to do than talk about things in Ohio.

Speaker 1 Patty Mahomes recently on Logan Paul's podcast, Impulsive, was asked if he can keep up when partying with us. Pat responded, No, I cannot keep up with the Kelsey brothers.

Speaker 1 I used to, I think, and then I had kids, which I'm calling bullshit. Patience is he knows he can't keep it.
He's playing Coors Rights right now.

Speaker 1 Everybody knows, especially if it's Coors Light, nobody's keeping up with Pat. Listen, I've seen that man literally drink bars

Speaker 1 out of Coors.

Speaker 1 Literally, like, ah, we got to run to the store and get some more.

Speaker 1 We didn't think that we were going to run out of these things, but Pat Mahomes has done it twice now.

Speaker 1 When you got a Jerry Curl Mohawk like mullet going, you can drink some beers.

Speaker 1 I ain't trying to hear none of this, Pat. Your body don't look like that for nothing, Pat.
Yeah, come on. That dad bod, it don't look like that for nothing.

Speaker 1 Then he was asked specifically about parting with Jason, and Pat said, Jason has kids too, so he has to pick and choose, which is very true. That's the truth.

Speaker 1 But when he chooses, he can go, which is also true. I think it has something to do in their blood.

Speaker 1 It's all about

Speaker 1 our blood. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do we all know what we are? Are we A or B? Are we the same?

Speaker 1 Is it on our driver's license? They still put

Speaker 1 blood type on your driver's license? I think they did something like that. Is it on yours? I don't know.
I'm going to check. I don't have my wallet on me.

Speaker 1 I'm an organ donor because I'm not a selfish dick. I'm trying to think: would it be dad or would it be Big Don, Uncle Don? What do you mean? Who would we have got it from? Because

Speaker 1 I don't think Dad can drink that good. I'm not going to lie.
He's shit on dad.

Speaker 1 Just everything.

Speaker 1 I don't think he can drink that good. You don't know why.

Speaker 1 I will say this. I don't think I've ever seen dad shit-faced.
Yeah. Never.
Not once. Never.
But I've seen him drinking. I've seen him drink a drink.
I've never seen him chug a beer.

Speaker 1 Have you ever seen dad chug a beer? Yeah, we've chugged one with him before. We've never chugged a beer with dad.
I guarantee you, I've chugged a beer with dad. I've never seen dad chug a beer.

Speaker 1 A Foster's? You've seen Dad chug a Foster's? Dude, those things were fucking beer.

Speaker 1 It was a big big beer it was a fucking yeah it had some girth that was talking about girth foster's had some girth

Speaker 1 australia australia australia for beer they don't even sell that shit in australia yeah dude i'm um who knows where we got it from i think we got it from cincinnati cincinnati yeah so if a and b there's a there's a b there's b

Speaker 1 o our blood types like our blood type is abv it's way over my head isn't that's like the percentage of uh alcohol ABV? I wouldn't know. I don't know.
Pat, I don't know where the fuck we get it.

Speaker 1 I just know that you better stop playing modest and act like you can't drink because he can keep up. He can keep up.
He can keep up. Shout out to Logan Paul and everybody

Speaker 1 on the podcast. That thing is a well-oiled machine, and the Paul brothers have been killing it.
But I know Logan's been killing it in the wrestling world.

Speaker 1 Pat made some more headlines during his appearance on Impulsive when he was talking about the corn dog play that you guys ran in the last two Super Bowl victories.

Speaker 1 Pat's quote was, we're going to run a fake version of that, and we're going to do a little shovel pass, which you know who that's going to. And it's going to be wide open again.

Speaker 1 So next year in New Orleans, we're going to do it again. Put it on the table.
We're going to do it again. I think he's going to do it again.
Tell me right now.

Speaker 1 We got to better make it the fucking New Orleans, goddamn it. One game at a time, baby.
Corndog's one of those plays where even if you know it's coming,

Speaker 1 if you're in the coverage that it's meant for, it's a tough fucking play, no matter if you like have a clue or have have a tick or think it's coming because if you get caught in man-to-man coverage with that thing the guy playing man-to-man coverage can just get caught in the wash of just people just running routes and all types of shit so but these are the head games i can get on board with too like yeah if you're playing listen coach reed always has this listen he's got the he's got the fucking the double move he's got the the next level of the play you know what i mean like just when you think you got him

Speaker 1 no you don't he wants you to defend corn dog because you defend corn dog the next one's going to score. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Like, if we're playing rock, paper, scissors, and I tell you, hey, I'm throwing scissors. What do you think I'm throwing? Not scissors.
Anything but scissors. And bam, they come down anyways.
Ah!

Speaker 1 Double fucked you. You thought I was fucking around.
I'm dead serious. I'm throwing scissors.

Speaker 1 He is like, oh.

Speaker 1 And now, now you're just frustrated mentally. Yeah.
Because

Speaker 1 he just told me what he was going to do. And then I say, hey, I'm throwing scissors again.
Ha ha ha, rock. God damn it.
He got me again

Speaker 1 better not throw paper

Speaker 1 uh true competition baby true competition doesn't always it's not always athletic sometimes it's just right up here no doubt jason knows that he's uh he's a professional mindfuck let's just make sure we get to new orleans boys and then uh then worry about what what plays we're gonna run it's probably a good plan good plan good plan good plan All righty, time for no dumb questions.

Speaker 1 That favorite time of the show when we talk about no dumb questions, because there's no such thing as dumb dumb questions. Just dumb people.

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Speaker 1 So for this question, it's brought to you by No Ruin 3001. Jason, we got to know: did your assistant find a sword for your anniversary gift?

Speaker 1 Yes, we did.

Speaker 1 Did she?

Speaker 1 We got the sword. Kylie loves it.

Speaker 1 Does she? I mean, I'm pretty sure. I think she does.
Nice. All right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Great job, dude. Thanks, M.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, dude. What?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That's a nice-ass sword. It's really not.

Speaker 1 I've seen better. It's not that sharp.
Dude, you're trying to tell me.

Speaker 1 It's a symbol. It's a symbol.

Speaker 1 All you got to do is just sharpen that thing up, man. I'm sure it has to come dull, you know? Get a little angle grinder and just get this thing nice and sharp.
There you go. Thin out the medges, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not doing a thing. Nice.
It's pretty pointy, though. Take out that chair real quick.
Let's see. Let's see what you take out that chair.
You can thrust. Ooh.

Speaker 1 I felt that right there when you did that. I don't want to break it.

Speaker 1 A little loose. Take it out.
Take it out. Oh, my gosh.
It moves too much. Oh, it's got a little jank, a little jank in there.

Speaker 1 It's not made to keel. Yeah, you're right.
It's for show. It has an engraving on it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nice. What does it say? It says,

Speaker 1 happy anniversary, Princess Kyana. Nice.
There we go, Jason.

Speaker 1 Well done.

Speaker 1 We mailed it with this one, boys.

Speaker 1 Now we know, everyone, Jason, if we have a whole

Speaker 1 Robert Durst situation going,

Speaker 1 we know what happened to Jason.

Speaker 1 Jason got killed in the basement. Listen.
Kylie did it in the basement with the iron sword. It's like the movie Clue.
Yeah, listen, I'm just going to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 If Kylie killed me with a sword, I had it coming to me.

Speaker 1 No need to punish her.

Speaker 1 No. Praise her.
Praiser. Yeah.
Praiser. Well done.
Yeah. I think we can all safely ascend

Speaker 1 if Jason was killed by Kylie, he had it coming.

Speaker 1 No investigation needed. Nope.
Nope. Nope.
Pasco, collect $200. Move right along, ma'am.

Speaker 1 God damn, that was good. All righty.
We had our next dumb question from, no dumb question, from at Mandy Asbury. Asberry.
Stop. Stop.
Mandy Asbury. I think it's just Asbury.
I screwed it up. Aspurry.

Speaker 1 I enjoyed it the way you said it the first time. Yeah.
Is Asperry just a dingleberry?

Speaker 1 Dude, people with hairy asses know what dingleberries are. What's up, Kai? We're talking about dingleberries.

Speaker 1 Are you talking about your asshole hair on the podcast right now? We're talking about dingleberries specifically. Kai, we got to give Jason some wet wipes.
We need to go somewhere else with this.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so from at Mandy Asbury, at New Heights Show for T. Kelsey and at Jason Kelsey both, would you subject yourself to a roast? Tom Brady style, of course.
Tom Brady's roast is viral.

Speaker 1 Oh, my goodness. And if so, who would you want to roast you besides each other, of course? Man, that is.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was unbelievable. First off, everybody involved, hats off.

Speaker 1 I had been in tears. the whole like last like day just watching the clips and everything.
I wasn't able to actually watch it, but watch it live.

Speaker 1 But I tell you this, man, I commend everybody because nobody seemed to get like their feelings hurt. It was kind of, it just looked like everybody was having fun with it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but at the same time, man, that

Speaker 1 had me rolling because of how

Speaker 1 at everybody's neck people were going. I mean, it was pure entertainment, and I'm really happy they did it, but I do not watch.
I don't, I just do not get the roasts.

Speaker 1 I don't understand why people do them

Speaker 1 because it's common. Maybe I take myself too seriously.

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 I'm in on all of it. Nikki Glazer killed it.
Yeah. Schultze killed it.
Listen, it was star-studded. Jeff Ross rocks it every time.

Speaker 1 The best part about it was how many just iconic NFL and like celebrities just of immense stature that were there. Not to mention just the entire Patriots dynasty showed up for Tom.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was so fucking cool, man. All of them together.
I mean, that was the coolest part about it. That being said, I really don't fucking get it.
I don't get why people do roast.

Speaker 1 I don't get why they stay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my family's ruined. It's so funny.
Everyone's laughing. It's great.
Yeah, we're all having fun, right? I will say this, man.

Speaker 1 All the football guys that got up there and cut it loose, Edelman Gronk, Tom talking to Goodell

Speaker 1 about the deflate gate. and how there was just, yeah, he probably did.
He probably knew about it and talked about how the NFL spent like millions, I think, like 20 million, 30 million.

Speaker 1 He's like, you would have just gave that money to me. I'd have told you I knew it was

Speaker 1 so good, dude. Tom was a good fucking sport about it, knowing that he was taking some fucking aggressive strays, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess who would you, let's say in this hypothetical world that we agreed to do something as ridiculous as a roast? Who would you want to roast you?

Speaker 1 Dude, well, Santino's one of my favorite comedians of all time, and I think he would fucking deliver. Dave Chappelle is

Speaker 1 the all-time great. Kevin Hart, I would love Kevin to go up there and just fucking rip me in half.

Speaker 1 That's tired. No, it was, I knew it would be coming.
When he went up there, I was like, okay, this is where it gets hot, boys.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Kevin is about to fucking go crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, basically all my favorite comedians. I met Jeff Ross out in LA.

Speaker 1 It's one of the comedy stores out there. Yeah, and he actually hosts Rose Battles between comics.
And I was able to kind of be a part of him and judge one of them and had a fucking blast with him.

Speaker 1 So it'd be an honor to get roasted by Jeff. But yeah, maybe that day will come.

Speaker 1 It won't. If I was picking who to roast me, I would pick people that I would have no problem getting into a fist fight with.
Like family members.

Speaker 1 Like I'd be, you know, dad roast me, but I'm going to beat the fuck out of dad when the camera turns off. Like you just see me and Jason.
I'm running from Jason like Tom and Jerry after

Speaker 1 just like fucking

Speaker 1 was a joke.

Speaker 1 We're just having fun.

Speaker 1 Nice. You got to have Big Ed up there.
Take a few strays.

Speaker 1 Am I saying that right? Strays?

Speaker 1 I don't know why that's my vocab for it.

Speaker 1 No, it's good. It's all good.
Catch the strays. Which teammates would be good at roasting?

Speaker 1 Lane Johnson would be great at it. Pat would probably have some good ones.
He'd probably figure some good ones out. Trying to think of who else would be good.

Speaker 1 I bet Slay would be pretty good at roasting. I don't know why, but I feel like he's got that moxing to him.
Yeah, I don't know who else.

Speaker 1 i feel like andy would be good roasting i don't think andy would take it there though you know that's why yeah he would say something that would be hilarious but it wouldn't be like that offensive yeah it wouldn't pierce your soul like 90 of the jokes last night

Speaker 1 i just yeah whatever dude don't get back into it just let it go like why are we inviting i just

Speaker 1 Oh man, I get when it's like your friends and like close people, but like when it's just like random celebrities up there and they're yeah,

Speaker 1 Nikki Glazer is fucking hilarious. If I did a roast, I would you would have to get Nikki up there.
Tom also lost 30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? Even Gronk was like,

Speaker 1 me, no, that's not real money, Jesus. Yeah, it's good.
It's a great joke. God damn, 30 mil is crazy.
I mean, you probably got it all back. Crypto's back up.
It's probably why he did the roast.

Speaker 1 Crypto's back up. It just instantly bam.

Speaker 1 Netflix gave him his 30 mil back. All right, take it back.
I'll do a roast. Would you guys pay Tom?

Speaker 1 That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 The one person I wouldn't allow on the stage is Kylie. She has way too much.
I can't.

Speaker 1 She knows too much. I can't, man.

Speaker 1 Princess Kyan. I can't allow that.

Speaker 1 Princess Kyan is going to go up there and fucking torch you. I mean, every day I'm getting roasted by Kylie.
And I don't need her to go up on stage and do that. And that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Like, it's like almost like an honor to get like, I don't want to say like... Shit on? Yeah, just shit shit on, but if you're open to it, just go online.

Speaker 1 You can get fucking roasted. Like a lot of these jokes have already been said.
I'm already getting roasted, I guess. Just look in the comments.
That'll help you. I don't get it.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 Some things I just don't get. I do, and it's fun.
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Speaker 1 birthday halloween and more we got you covered at party city trav you've got out of the house uh once again this weekend i mean are you ever in the house at this point i feel like i've been out of the house for forever yeah yeah i was about to say when do you we should be we should start a section travis was in the house i was i was i was in the house all last week oh nice always uh going back at uh otas yeah otas yeah running around.

Speaker 1 Uh, not only signed that contract right before we uh, we did the show last week, but hey, talk about getting out of the house. That should have been the get out of the house segment.

Speaker 1 Got out of the house and signed on for

Speaker 1 number one tight end money in the NFL. All right, here we go.
Tess got out of the house this weekend when he uh went to the Kentucky Derby. How about this? The Derby, I'm a Derby guy now, man.

Speaker 1 Did you never go to college with us? You never went with us. No,

Speaker 1 I think you went earlier on. I don't think you did it by the time I got there.
No, I definitely went all three, I went three years in a row, brother. Well, then I might have

Speaker 1 one of those years, yeah, yeah. Who knows what I was doing back then? It was much different than this.

Speaker 1 I did not look this damper when we were at Cincinnati, it was mostly O-limin. I think that's why you probably didn't go.

Speaker 1 It was like all the O-limen would get together, we'd stay at a motel somewhere in the Louisville area where five of us would sleep in one room.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'd get up, drink early times whiskey, and then we'd buy a $40 infield tree. Drinking whiskey in bourbon country, dude.
Well, I think it might be bourbon.

Speaker 1 I don't know which one it is, but yeah, early times, at least it's, I think it was the that's the official bourbon, at least it was at the time of the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and then we go to the infield for $40. I never saw a horse once.

Speaker 1 All right, so the Kentucky Derby, everyone saw you roll up to the Kentucky Derby and uh, one of the most gangstered out outfits I've ever seen. I even know they still made stuff like this.

Speaker 1 Nice little double-breasted pinstrap right now, fedora and all.

Speaker 1 yeah looking good thank you man where'd you get this at and what made you choose custom suit custom suit for my guy patrick christopher you in order to make suits you got to have a name like christopher or something like that you can't just

Speaker 1 never mind tom ford i know him as patrick and he's a great dude um ex-hooper uh turned great suit maker yeah now he makes great suits very dapper got a bunch of them this is one of them man shout out to pat for uh hooking it up now can he do like the peaky blinders stuff

Speaker 1 i would love to do peaky blinders any of it he can do any of it. He can work with Tweed.
Yeah. He can work with Tweed.
You're saying that right now. Christopher can work in Tweed.
Yes. All right.

Speaker 1 We'll find out.

Speaker 1 Be honest, were you the most styling and profiling motherfucker in the Derby? I was just up there having a fucking blast. And shout out to the Zolden family from Youngstown, Ohio, man.

Speaker 1 My guys Bruce, Alex Zolden, the entire family,

Speaker 1 they've been ingrained in the Derby for, I believe, over 30 years now. And for it to be the 150th Derby, there's a whole new setup around the track for fan engagement and like kind of like just

Speaker 1 a really dope experience. And the Zoldens, rightfully so, are treated like royalty around there.
They had a horse that won it, I believe, back in either 2011 or 2012, named Magic Kingdom.

Speaker 1 Magic Kingdom came out there and won that thing. It's funny, we were just at the Magic Kingdom with the Zoldens.

Speaker 1 All right, now there we go. But they made it really easy and really fun for us to come out there and enjoy the derby.
And

Speaker 1 it was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that I am definitely going to try and experience again, man, because it was fun just being a part of the entire environment. No, it looks great.

Speaker 1 I appreciate the invite.

Speaker 1 You don't get out of the house. Yeah, we saw the horses up close and personal, saw the jockeys.
Not going to lie, thought the horses were way bigger

Speaker 1 than seeing it on TV. These are thoroughbreds, brother.
They're made for speed. Yeah.
The jockeys are so small. You can't even get on them.
They're so tiny. But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 When you see it on TV and you see the horse to jockey ratio, you're like, damn, that's a big ass animal. But in reality, the jockeys are all like 100 pounds.
Little guys. But impressive

Speaker 1 way they can get those horses going to top speeds. Is the Derby perhaps the biggest dress-up event outside of a Halloween party? That was actually one of the coolest parts of it.

Speaker 1 I mean, I ran into Smokey Robinson and his wife looking so fucking cool. Super dapper.
Who else I run into? Jimmy Fallon was up there. Nice.
Smooth operator. He was, he's, he's a brilliant man.

Speaker 1 He's very brilliant. He was walking around with a little

Speaker 1 Labrador in his hands. He had a puppy in his hands.
Labrador. I'm just like, God damn.
That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

Speaker 1 That's how you make a statement and get everyone to just fucking love you because the dog was cute as hell. Who would have knew that a dog would have stole this show at the Derby, man? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you got to be able to take animals into the Derby. I mean,

Speaker 1 it's a racetrack. It's not like a plane.
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 Don't get me fucking started on this nonsense. You don't get used to it.
You got yourself started. I just hate fucking.
Good job, Jimmy. Way to take a fucking.
Dude, listen,

Speaker 1 I can't tell you how fucking, how much I love just seeing Jimmy. I was literally placing a bet, and

Speaker 1 he just sneaks up right next to me like nothing's going on. Oh, man.
It was a surprise.

Speaker 1 I wasn't expecting it, man, but damn, it's always good seeing Jimmy. He was on the fucking move, though, man.

Speaker 1 That guy was a hard worker man it's so impressive everything that he does him smokey um a bunch of the NFL guys were out there got to say hello to our guy E Wood yeah got to see uh I missed uh my guy Kyle Rudolph Rudy will have to make up the next time he he had a gangster outfit too Did he his yeah, he had a pinstripe suit too, man, and that thing was he was he was looking fly.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 he always does though, man. He's always suited and booted.
Joey Fatone got to say what's up to Joey. Oh, nice.
Who else?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I got to say hello to some tequila, and I got shamed for not drinking bourbon out there.

Speaker 1 It's not my forte. Yeah.
So you've never been in the infield? No, but I did see the infield. That was crazy.
That was crazy.

Speaker 1 Actually, you know who else I saw? Louisville's own, Kentucky's finest, Jack Harlow. Oh, nice.
He's such a good dude, man. Him and his family are up there.

Speaker 1 I think they're pretty much ingrained in the entire race as well through a big party Saturday night. It's just it's cool to see everybody in that environment dressed up, having fun.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I'm definitely in for another year of that if you want to go next year, dude. Do you want to do the infield with me next year?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd love to fucking experience it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You go to the infield, there's a little bar that's like right down from where you enter the racetrack at. I would assume it's probably even more jazzed up than when you were there.

Speaker 1 Probably more bars, probably more like areas and like fan experiences.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when I was there, there was like a little hole in the wall, like literally a hallway, and there was like an abandoned elevator shaft.

Speaker 1 And you would go there, and then there was a random table, and all you could see was a person's legs.

Speaker 1 And you, and this is outside of the establishment, this is like down in a corner of like outside of the racetrack.

Speaker 1 We pre-game there, and I remember like saying, walking up, and some woman was like, What do you want? And I'm like, Do you guys have any beers? She's like, $2.

Speaker 1 And then I hand her her two dollars and she just handed me a some beer like

Speaker 1 down under like the table i just handed money up to like an elevator woman i don't really know what was happening or what it was called it sounds like a like a fucking shady like they had like a whole concert at the place after the derby two like and there's a trailer park connected to it or at least there was like so be a bunch of trailers parked and then there's a whole like trailer uh concert right afterwards yeah that's sweet they made it look fun in the infield I'm telling you, they do it right out there, man.

Speaker 1 Especially if it rains, the one year it rained, and everybody just collectively decided to create like a big ring in the infield. And you would, and everybody just started mud wrestling.

Speaker 1 And you would just watch. And

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, dude, it's a different experience. I see all these hats and I'm like, yo,

Speaker 1 I want to see some mud wrestling. The Derby has a tale,

Speaker 1 a tale of two worlds.

Speaker 1 It really is. It really is.

Speaker 1 You can enjoy that thing multiple ways. I'll tell you what, though,

Speaker 1 I was a nose away from winning that fucking thing, dude. So there was like a photo finish at the end.
I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 1 It was three horses. Did you have 11 or two? I had 11.
I had a little bit on two. And you put 11 to win.
You put 11 to win, not the place or show. Place as the winner, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you do a trifecta at all? Do any trifecta? No, no, I was a beginner.

Speaker 1 I didn't get too far into that. I just wanted to fucking put the money that I brought in there and throw it down on like one horse and just get fucking pumped if that thing was even close.
close.

Speaker 1 And sure enough, coming around that corner, you see that thing fucking around. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Speaker 1 Yo!

Speaker 1 You put enough money on that fucking thing. God, yeah, you get excited, I bet.
I bet it'll get going. I almost fucking won 100,000 off a fucking Japanese horse in the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 1 Do you think America would have shamed me for that? I'm shaming you right now. You bet on a Japanese horse? Forever Young.

Speaker 1 What was the name of the horse? Forever Young. Forever Young.
Forever Young was the name of the horse you bet on. Yeah.
That's a Japanese horse. Yeah.
It's a waigu horse.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I don't know if they're massaging that thing. Those things get fat when you massage them like that.
That's a good point. This thing's running.
Mystic Dan was obviously the horse that won.

Speaker 1 Mystic Dan won it. Yeah, Sierra Leone was the other one that I was like, ah, should I go Forever Young, Sierra Leone? Everybody in the fucking place was going to Sierra Leone.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, that's not how they win. Yeah.
They don't do that.

Speaker 1 Don't be a sucker. You can't bet on the favorite.
Everybody knows favorite.

Speaker 1 The underdog. That thing that came across the water.
I feel like always bet on the jockeys, not even the horses. I feel like there's certain jockeys that just do really well at the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I met one of them. Oh, nice.
John.

Speaker 1 Damn, I forget his fucking name. He was a great guy.
I got John's good. I know he's John is really good.
Yeah, he's a little guy. Yeah.
Fucking riding him. They're all new.

Speaker 1 Sweet. Speaking of horse racing, does it count as a sport? Is horse racing a sport? I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah. Where does competition end in sports? It's a race.
Does any sport end up? All races or sports?

Speaker 1 Is a sport just competition that is physical in nature? There you go.

Speaker 1 We do that. Yeah.
Eating contest, sport. I feel like anything that's individual is competition.
They put poker on ESPN for a reason.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's competition. Sport.
Yeah. Time out.
It's a sport. Poker's a sport.
Yeah. I come up with my own definitions.
To be a sport, you got to be a team.

Speaker 1 You got to have some type of cooperation happening. No.

Speaker 1 That's the Jason Kelsey definition. Tennis is a sport.
Otherwise, it's just a competition. So tennis is just a competition.
Singles, competition. Doubles, sport.
That's how I do it. You're ridiculous.

Speaker 1 Golf, individual, competition. Router cup, sport.
You got to be relying on somebody else other than just yourself. Otherwise, it's just a competition.
Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Some would call these team sports. I call them just sports.
Why don't we race more animals? Well, because some people would, we tried that with like Greyhounds and it turned into a whole fiasco.

Speaker 1 We stopped doing that. What else? What other animals?

Speaker 1 I've seen frog races.

Speaker 1 None of the other ones have really caught on that much. Yeah.
I think

Speaker 1 the most entertaining one.

Speaker 1 This is a bad world. Could you imagine elephant races? I think they do them.
I'm sure they do elephant races. That would be electric if I saw an elephant race.

Speaker 1 Gosh, what would be a great race to watch? Racing anything is electric. Like even like little, like,

Speaker 1 what is it? The little like hamster races. We got a chicken.
The little king races.

Speaker 1 Animal Olympics. We got dolphins swimming.
I'm not going to be able to do that. Pete is not going to let us go.
I would much rather watch dolphins race in a swimming.

Speaker 1 That would be fucking unbelievable. They're doing like flips in the air, talking about they're going to be hauling ass.
Dude, yeah, I think we're on to something.

Speaker 1 I can't be a part of it, but I'd watch it. Dunk competition, but instead of watching NBA players watch a kangaroo, dude, kangaroo races.
I'm in on all this, but I don't think Pete is.

Speaker 1 So we'll never see it. Yeah, I mean, the problem is facilitating it would require undubitably some sort of animal cruelty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and we don't support that, but I do just want to to see him. Like, if they all came together and were like, let's race, I'd watch it.

Speaker 1 Well, all major speed records in the Triple Crown races are still held by Secretariat, who set them in 1973, which is wild.

Speaker 1 It's not that wild because Secretariat was juiced to the gills. What are we talking about here? He was right.
Secretariat just so happens to be right in the heart of the steroid era.

Speaker 1 1973, every NFL player, every baseball player, they were juicing them to the gills. You don't think Secretariat was fucking juiced to the rafters?

Speaker 1 Of course it's the fastest horse of all time. They didn't drug test Secretariat the way they did Mystic Dan.
That's a good point. I'm just bringing up, nobody talks about it.
Secretariat was doping.

Speaker 1 There's no chance Secretariat wasn't doping. That's fucked up, man.

Speaker 1 They weren't testing for steroids in 1973. Did we talk about Jameis? Oh, yeah, J-Mo.

Speaker 1 Jameis, man. He's up in Cleveland now, too.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I let him know you need anything, man. How's your player? He was looking smooth as hell as well.

Speaker 1 He's got the crab leg, them dubs out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is that a dub or is that Westside? What is that?

Speaker 1 I think that's the Winston right there. Wow.
Ah, now I get it. That's exactly Eden Dubs.
He's a winner, man. Not stopping.
He is. Dub City.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But other than that, shout out to everybody who put on the show, man.
That derby is a hell of an event, man. And I'm definitely in for another run at it.

Speaker 1 We'll have to check out the infield next year. You go to the infield.
Let's just do both. Let's go down.
Let's start up top.

Speaker 1 Then just go down to the infield and see what it's like while we're in our nice suits. I'm down.
You'll fit right in. Trust me.
All righty. F1 in Miami.

Speaker 1 You left the Kentucky Derby and went straight to Miami for a little Formula One Grand Pri to support your team, Alpine. Is it a team?

Speaker 1 It is. It is.
It's a race team. That's right.
It's a sport. It's a F1 team.
Yeah. It is a sport.
You are co-owners with Pat Mahomes and a litany of other co-owners, I I think. Yeah, how was it?

Speaker 1 How was the F1 race? It was awesome, man.

Speaker 1 I went to the first Miami Grand Prix back two years ago. I've been trying to get back, and now since I'm in on Alpine Racing,

Speaker 1 I got a whole new experience that I had no idea F1 was really about. And it's just awesome to see all the familiar faces.
Again, it's just you're going up there, seeing, I got to see Clay Thompson.

Speaker 1 I got to meet Rip Hamilton. A lot of NBA guys were up there floating around.

Speaker 1 Saw a bunch of NFL guys and just people in the industry and the entertainment industry. And it's just so cool

Speaker 1 seeing familiar faces catching up. Got to catch up with my guy, Kay Love, talk a little Cavs basketball, baby.

Speaker 1 Let's go. There we go.

Speaker 1 As we got the dub to move on to the next round in the playoffs. So let's go, Cavs, baby.
I know it's Boston, but we got this. But yeah, back to F1.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Just so cool. And the race keeps getting bigger and bigger.
And

Speaker 1 just more. more um

Speaker 1 there's just so much you can do while you're there and and when i tell you those cars fly past you it is you feel it in your veins man those cars are

Speaker 1 moving yeah

Speaker 1 f1 is it like uh is it inside a stadium or are they going like really far away so it's around it's it's a part of hard rock stadium in that like uh area okay so and that's miami dolphins stadium yeah the track doesn't go through the stadium, but it definitely goes like around it.

Speaker 1 Got it. It's everywhere, though.
Like

Speaker 1 in Monaco, it's in the fucking streets. In Vegas, they did the part of the race is on the strip.
It's not just like in its own track.

Speaker 1 Like, they make these tracks for the races, and it takes fucking months on months to get these things together.

Speaker 1 I remember they shut down the Vegas Strip for like four or five months just to get the shit up and down. It was insane.
But Miami is the only F1 event I've been to.

Speaker 1 I've been to it twice now um and i'm happy as hell man alpine came away with a point finally we got we got uh we got on the board i believe the standings and everything were uh we're finally making some moves you got a picture with uh zinedine zidan my favorite footballer from growing up what uh is he part of alpine yeah and when i tell you it was cool as hell to meet him i don't know if he knew too much english i'm not gonna lie dude he's an old school frenchie yeah he's not fucking around with us dude but he was cool man and i honestly i was just happy i didn't get headbutted dude it It would have been an honor.

Speaker 1 It would have been an honor if he would have head-butted me, though. I don't know if you want that.
It does some damage. Fuck, this is what I do for a living, Jason.
I headbutt for a living.

Speaker 1 So did he. Yeah, he did.
You're right. Fucking guy from Italy was not

Speaker 1 ready for that one. Nah, he didn't.
Well, not just that. He ball that anybody can come with.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, he was cool as hell.
He almost has like that Jason statham like, fucking, don't fuck with me. I will fucking kill you.
Yeah. You know what I mean? He's got like that

Speaker 1 presence.

Speaker 1 that look in his eye where it's like oh this guy's got a he's he's collected right now but in the drop

Speaker 1 of a hat it can all

Speaker 1 yeah he was he was cool as hell nice it's always cool to see like the international like stars um and getting to shake their hands and like see him in person that guy had like a fucking glow to him like he was just like a different type of saddam human yeah i just loved watching him it was dude he had like the ball on a string it's hard to you know, like when you're watching.

Speaker 1 He's a bigger dude. He's a bigger soccer player, too, man.
You know what I mean? When you're watching Messi or like Cristiano play,

Speaker 1 it's like insanely explosive.

Speaker 1 It's like almost like

Speaker 1 jerkiness where it's like super deceptive.

Speaker 1 Last second, really quick movements. The thing that I loved about Zidane was that it was just, it was all

Speaker 1 efficient. It was a smooth operation.
It reminded me a lot of you, the way you play football. Like it was, it was like you're watching him dance while he's doing all this stuff.

Speaker 1 It was a blast to watch him play. And now we're teamed up, baby.
And we got a point for the Alpine racing this weekend.

Speaker 1 My guy, Esteban, man, went out there and placed 10th, which would get you a point. I ran out.
That's a point. We're applauding 10th.

Speaker 1 Okay. Cool.
It's not an easy sport, Jason. I'm not saying it's easy.
I just, I don't normally applaud 10th.

Speaker 1 That's fine. We just regrouped.
We got a new, I believe, a new one. I'm not saying a new 10th, but I'm saying I don't think we should.
We're going to make applauding 10th place.

Speaker 1 We're going to make our way up. Yeah, it's great, but you don't applaud 10th.
You do. When you get a point, Jason.
I'm not applauding it. We're working on points.
All right.

Speaker 1 We need these things for the standings. God damn it.
For 10th place, you get a like.

Speaker 1 That's what you get. I think it's our highest place this year, so I'm going to fucking applaud it.
And fuck you. All right.
Let me be happy. And shout out to everybody at F1, man.

Speaker 1 The Miami Grand Prix keeps getting better and better, man. Can't wait to go again next year, dog.
Let's move this thing to Jason. Jason, you didn't get out of the house, but you did get a saxophone.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I got the saxophone out the house. Doing what? I was at a golf outing.

Speaker 1 They gave you a saxophone at a golf outing? They were honoring me for my contributions as an Eagle and

Speaker 1 member of the community. Yeah, the Vincera Institute, Dr.
Bill Myers, shout out to Dr. Bill Myers.
Did a surgery on both Travis and I for our sporaternias. Yeah.
Yep.

Speaker 1 The Vincera Institute is one of the leading orthopedic centers for hips and all sorts of injuries

Speaker 1 in Philadelphia, headquartered in the Navy Yard.

Speaker 1 And I've been a part of Doc's golf outing ever since because I don't know that I'd be playing football without his innovative surgery that he pretty much created. You ain't lying.

Speaker 1 And it has an entire hospital dedicated to the surgery. No, it's proved to be very good for not only all the people with fixes, but for Doc.
Doc's done a really good job with it.

Speaker 1 The Vincera Institute is killing it. And the Vincera Foundation puts on a golf outing every year.
The first time, the first time. So I got the surgery twice.

Speaker 1 I got it both on my left and my right side. Yeah, but you got them separately.

Speaker 1 Separately. That's what I was doing.
I was, I guess, fortunate kind of that I needed them both repaired at the same time. So I only went in once.

Speaker 1 It was just a clean sweep of like, hey, you got to fix both of them right now. I went in there.
I went in there and in my head, I'm like, all right, I'm going to get this surgery.

Speaker 1 I'm not really thinking about like

Speaker 1 how the procedure is going to go. And it is what it is.
It's like the, it's the core, it's your abdominal at its like core, like almost like down by the pelvic bone.

Speaker 1 So it's down by the old ball and chain. Yeah, no, it's, it's, it's, it's right in the area of all the girths.
I woke up out of, I woke up out of the surgery and was like, oh man, I'm like,

Speaker 1 all right, I got to go to the bathroom. They're fucking pumping me with IVs.
Like, I got to go to the bathroom. Yeah.
I go to the bathroom and I realize I am a bald eagle. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I am fully shaved. Yeah.
And I'm kind of like, nobody told me they were going to do this. Right.
But also,

Speaker 1 who the fuck just did this? You were violated while you were put under.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I go back to the, to the, uh, to where the hospital bell was, and I'm like looking at everyone in the eyes, like, did you shave my balls? Yeah. Which one of you guys lifted up my shaft?

Speaker 1 You do a great job.

Speaker 1 Honestly, best shave I've ever had.

Speaker 1 It's not even close.

Speaker 1 Like, you're not focused on that right out of surgery, but it's really, I mean, it's a high-quality treatment. I'm looking at everybody in this place, man, and this shit is just so funny.

Speaker 1 It's like a game of like, which one of you did it? Why didn't you just ask? I'm sure they would have told you. Oh, my gosh.
I was terrified. I didn't want to know.

Speaker 1 That shit is so fucking funny, though. Yeah.
So, if you want to get your balls shaved and your abdominal sewed together,

Speaker 1 Viseria Institute's got you covered. If you want a twofer where you want your abdominal lining sewn back down to its pelvic bone and also want a good clean shave.
Vincent Institute has you covered.

Speaker 1 The other thing is just like,

Speaker 1 it's an incredible procedure that Doc has done, but it is, you're, I mean, and then the scar tissue, you break up.

Speaker 1 Your balls turn blue at one point. Yeah, we didn't need to say all that, but it's very helpful because it's not, it's an excruciating pain.
It can linger down into your fucking groin.

Speaker 1 I know that's where the majority of my discomfort was. And I'll tell you what, man, getting that surgery is really twice helped me out a lot, man.

Speaker 1 And I got to hang out in Philly with Jason for a month. That's right.
Yep. Shout out to Bill for inventing an awesome procedure that allowed Travis and I to keep playing football.

Speaker 1 And thanks for the sex phone. Yeah, the sexy sex, man.
That's right. You put that thing to use yet or no? I mean, I'm literally coming right from the golf out.

Speaker 1 I don't even know how they got this on the rundown this fast. Oh, literally.
I was wondering why you had a collared shirt on. I'm like, what the fuck is Jason? Didn't just go to dinner.

Speaker 1 Did he got to have an anniversary dinner or something? There was a gallow where they were supposed to to honor me at, and I'm like, I got to go do this podcast with my brother. I'm so sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 It was.

Speaker 1 Thanks for the saxophone. I got to go, though.
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 We'll pump you on the podcast. Yeah, they'll talk you up.
So I have not had a chance to play it yet. I'm looking forward to it.
I'm actually looking forward to getting back into playing saxophone.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah, man. I've played more guitar and messed around with other instruments.
I think it'll be fun to go back to. Where it all started.
Where it all started.

Speaker 1 And I also, I played golf with Bramford Marsalis, who is an iconic saxophonist.

Speaker 1 So I got to ask him about a whole bunch of tips and tricks and really just hang out with him for four hours and play some fun golf. I love it.
I got the itch.

Speaker 1 I love that for you. Yeah.
All right. Well, that does it for

Speaker 1 let's get to some NFL news roundup. Let's talk some football, guys.
Perfect. We just talked about a whole bunch of nonsense.

Speaker 1 We're about 120 days from the actual kickoff of 2024 NFL season.

Speaker 1 It seems like it's going to, it's so far away, but it is already started. And I promise you, all United 2%ers, the NFL is back.

Speaker 1 We are officially working out, training, everybody's gearing up for this season. And we get the rookies in, I believe, next week, next Sunday.

Speaker 1 We had our rookie camp. Super fucking pumped up about checking out

Speaker 1 all the plays.

Speaker 1 Jason talked about it last week and just how much fucking chaos it is. People doing the wrong shit left and right because they got to learn a playbook in one day.

Speaker 1 I actually went to our rookie mini camp. I don't think

Speaker 1 I was coach Kelsey. I don't know that I was doing that.
I just

Speaker 1 wanted to go get some free breakfast.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 I miss being around the guys and being on a football field watching guys play. And it's just interesting.

Speaker 1 Right away, the moment you see a guy, even the first time, you start to like, oh, I remember when he kind of moves like this guy, or he does this that's unique, or, you know, he's got some great explosion, or this guy has a great punch, or this guy, you know, you start really assessing all these things in like a span of like, you know, 10 to 20 minutes.

Speaker 1 You're already like seeing what you think of guys. Keep in mind, none of this is on any defenders.
Like, this is all even for the O-line, especially just on air.

Speaker 1 So you got to be careful with drawing any conclusions from anything like that. But

Speaker 1 you're already starting to think about it. No question about it.
I remember seeing Kareem Hunt come in. Yeah.
My fucking brother forever, another Cleveland guy.

Speaker 1 God damn, we're just talking about Ohio's finest right now. Hey, man, Northeast Ohio, baby.
You know, Kareem's a smooth, athletic guy, very powerful guy.

Speaker 1 So when he's just, when he doesn't have pads on, it's like, yeah, that guy can play some football. But when the pads came on, it was like another,

Speaker 1 he stood out so much more because of how physical and how strong he was, like running through arm tackles,

Speaker 1 how he accelerated through the hole because

Speaker 1 he had, you know, that protection on his shoulders to be able to give him that extra, like, I can fucking run through this. You know what I mean? Whereas

Speaker 1 you just have like the jerseys on, you're not going to hit that hole the same, you know, because you just don't want to get that wear and tear. When Kareem came in, I was like, man.

Speaker 1 It's just,

Speaker 1 you can assume something all you want until those pads come on because nothing fucking matters until, yeah, until those pads get on. Yeah, it changes it completely.

Speaker 1 Even in defensive line, there's some defensive linemen that are so impossible to block without shoulder pads on. You kidding me?

Speaker 1 The moment they get shoulder pads on, it's like, yep, okay, that's the easiest thing in the world.

Speaker 1 And then guys that are like the easiest guys to block without pads on

Speaker 1 are just monsters. Man, Mountain Dean, like the pads really do make a huge difference.
It's the same thing for offensive line.

Speaker 1 There's guys on offensive line that look great until the pads come on, and all of a sudden it's like, okay, this guy struggles with this or that, that. It's a different game.

Speaker 1 So that does not surprise me at all.

Speaker 1 But the biggest thing about rookie minicamp is getting guys lined up, running the right shit, getting in and out of the huddle, hearing what an NFL play call sounds like in the huddle.

Speaker 1 And I mean, then on top of that, yeah, guys got to go make plays in the back end, you know, throwing the ball and seeing DBs make a play on the ball or wide receivers make a play on the ball. Yep.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm excited about, knowing that we got some really good talent in the skill, in the

Speaker 1 the skills component of the game at the wide receiver or tight end position. So I'm excited to check that out.
How was it?

Speaker 1 Did you see

Speaker 1 a white corner? I mean, he was out there. I don't know if I didn't gander over to the defensive side to see

Speaker 1 where he was playing.

Speaker 1 Did they do like team stuff?

Speaker 1 They didn't. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I think they did seven on seven and stuff like that. But I was down with the Hog Mollies.
I was just checking out the new O-line guys.

Speaker 1 So I didn't really peep over there i'm not gonna lie i kind of peeked at like my rookie minicamp i was a scrub

Speaker 1 oh really yeah there were like there were some plays where it's like oh yeah nice route um oh nice feet there were some other plays where it's like you are a jabroni i hate watching old tape of myself yeah it's like why was i doing that why would i do that just put your hand here it's so stupid If only I knew now what I knew when I was 27, I would have been so fucking good.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, Monday morning quarterback. Let's go.
All righty. Well, shout out to all the rookies and the Chiefs and Eagles mini camp.
And there were a bunch of rookie minicamps around the league.

Speaker 1 Can't wait to get you guys in the building, really, really set the culture again, man, because

Speaker 1 that's what the offseason is about. The OTAs are about, is getting everybody on the same page and how we work.
And can't wait to see how it brings the best out of everybody. Yep.

Speaker 1 Speaking of putting in the work, it's that time of year, the special time of year, when guys post videos and teams post videos of people working out in weight rooms. That's right.

Speaker 1 Everybody's getting into shape. And nothing's more important than the weight room social media posts.

Speaker 1 All right, let's start with this one from Jameis Winston, which I personally love because it's obvious that Jameis is mocking people that do this.

Speaker 1 In this clip post a few days weeks ago on Modern Day Fitness on Twitter, Jameis didn't even have to change after signing his Browns contract before he immediately is taking snaps under center.

Speaker 1 Love this dude, man. He's so ready to go.

Speaker 1 You think he's got his w underneath the while he's taking the underneath snap no i don't but that'd be a good bit social media is a big thing now i'd rather just work out you know i'll pump up uh all my trainers you know i'll make sure they get their love and their shout out because i i do appreciate you know what they bring to the table and i want to help their career out but at the same time i'm i'm over posting workout videos And even practice videos at that.

Speaker 1 I don't like posting practice highlights and shit because all that shit doesn't mean anything. For sure.

Speaker 1 If I'm going to post anything, it's going to be about a game on the field in a stadium. Everything outside of it, I think, is just, you know, it's to your discretion.
If you want to do it,

Speaker 1 more power to you. I like to kind of work and work behind the scenes now.
And the workouts I'm doing aren't very impressive. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Like, I just, I'm trying to get a lot of stuff. I'm thinking of this unbelievable 20-minute bike ride I did after I lifted weights.
Yeah. I'm doing sprints in a parking lot.

Speaker 1 You did have a nice hill incline in a parking garage.

Speaker 1 Dude, it is. It really is nice.
And I'm telling you, it works. You already know incline.
Incline running. Very good.
Here's my deal with it.

Speaker 1 I don't care. I know that everybody's into social media now.
I don't care if you're posting stuff like that as long as you're actually working.

Speaker 1 If you're working, do whatever the fuck you want on social media. I don't care.
But in my experience, most of the guys posting shit on social media. Ain't working.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like, I literally would see guys come in, take a photo of them doing some curls, and fucking walk straight out. My brother, you just got in this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 And then I'd see on social media putting that work in. Like, come on, let's get out of this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there's got, I mean, Aaron Donald, Aaron Donald used to post videos of his guys doing fucking knife fighting with his hands and shit. I went and worked out for a week with Aaron.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, this dude's actually,

Speaker 1 this ain't some bullshit. He's actually putting that work in, right? So if you're putting the work in, more power to you.
Post it to social media all you want.

Speaker 1 But I just can't stand when guys are like, do one set just so they can get

Speaker 1 a post out there and then they're on to whatever else they're doing for the rest of the day. Yeah.
Come on, let's not

Speaker 1 put that facade up. Next up, we got Houston Texans wide receiver Stephon Diggs putting that work in with some weighted push-ups.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, and I've seen Stephon is definitely one of those guys who puts the fucking work in. I've seen that guy go to work out in LA numerous times.
I mean, this is impressive. He competes.

Speaker 1 He competes all year round. Like when he's, if we're just throwing routes, he's finding a DB DB to work on some stuff.
And

Speaker 1 so I, I admire how he does it. He's one of those guys that definitely posts

Speaker 1 how he works. And he does it the right way, though.
This is impressive. I mean, it's very impressive.
I just don't know what the point is. Well, just, I mean, have you ever, have you ever done it?

Speaker 1 Have I, I've done push-ups with like a plate on my back, but like once you start getting to like this level, why not just do a bench push?

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 maybe that's the best way to do it. Isn't that what the weights are? That's what you use the ball for, so you put the plates on.
Maybe it's more core stability.

Speaker 1 I'm sure there's more core stabilization. I'm kind of being funny here, and there's clearly a lot of stabilization going on here.
It's impressive. It really is.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of times people just do shit to

Speaker 1 make it look cool on social media. Like Knife Fight?

Speaker 1 Hey, it worked. That's all I know.

Speaker 1 Whatever he's doing, if I can keep doing it. I ain't questioning nothing.
You probably shouldn't question Stefan either. Because whatever he's doing is working too.

Speaker 1 Next, we've got Micah Parson putting in the work on his trip to Tokyo.

Speaker 1 This, man, This is actually some good shit right here. Uh, he shared a video with himself taking on a sumo wrestler out there in Tokyo, which is cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 And this is you made a good point earlier about it reminding you of the most iconic sumo wrestler that we know because he just wasn't an anomaly. Yeah, he looked like none of the others, dude.

Speaker 1 So, Jeff Stoutland would show this guy every year to like show how important technique and leverage and fundamentals are. Because this guy,

Speaker 1 I think it's Taka.

Speaker 1 Yeah, here he goes. Taka No Yama Shuntaro.
Okay. I don't even know if I'm saying that right.
Okay, that was close. Fuck it.

Speaker 1 This dude would just go in here and he would just beat the shit out of the guys twice his size, even bigger, off of just pure hand placement

Speaker 1 and leverage, but it was awesome to watch. Micah held his own as well.
Micah, so he lost the first one. Yeah.
And then he came back and he totally got after him in the second one. Bro.

Speaker 1 He's not going to be a surprise. Which doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 I think Micah, if he really, if he put his mind to it and decided to be, like, just get fatter than fuck, he'd probably be one of the best sumos of all time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But that won't get you 50 million a year. So you keep sacking those quarterbacks, Micah.
Do we know that for sure? Do we know what sumos make? Ooh, that's a good question. I don't know.

Speaker 1 What's the top sumo making? Oh, fuck. Jake, can you get on this? What's the top sumo S? I'm so curious now.
I might have fucking said too much.

Speaker 1 highest paid sumo this is a big deal in japan are you kidding me hell yeah it is top earners of sumos from 2022 yeah he should stick to the nfl

Speaker 1 definitely he should stick he should stay there i don't even need to read further he's damn good i see where they're starting with this at and we're not even in the same

Speaker 1 we should stick to football oh man sauce gardner uh imagine a sumo wrestler playing center or guard in the nfl thunderska i mean the the replacements. It's a decent, yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, Eugene Chung, there's

Speaker 1 judo, judo, there's a lot of judo techniques with sumo wrestling and like kind of like understanding leverage and throwing. And I think,

Speaker 1 you know, who is really good at it?

Speaker 1 Not necessarily sumo wrestling, but like jiu-jitsu and stuff was Tamba Ali. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 Tamba Ali, he used to actually have a mat every training camp in the indoor for the afternoon and he would just

Speaker 1 ask like an offensive lineman, defensive lineman. He'd ask somebody every day if you want to come in here and just get your ass beat on the fucking mat.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, I never saw, I'm not signing up for that shit, Tomba. He would get in a full sweat and just feel like Chris Jones actually had a pretty good bit about that.

Speaker 1 He got on that mat one time and never went back out. You never did it again.
He's like, Yeah, never did it again. Dude, get on a mat.
There's nothing more tiring than wrestling and doing jiu-jitsu.

Speaker 1 It is the most tiring thing you will ever do. It's not doing it.
It's fun as shit.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of offensive linemen and defensive linemen work hand fighting and like different martial arts or boxing techniques. And I think there's undoubtedly, I mean,

Speaker 1 to an extent, you're utilizing a lot of similar strategies. You know, like in boxing, when you have the length, you're using it.
You're throwing jabs.

Speaker 1 Like if you have the length as an offensive lineman, utilize your length. And if you're, if you got a little bit shorter arms and you like, you're now, hey, let's get into the Mike Tyson.

Speaker 1 Let's start working the body. Let's get into them and utilize our quickness and our athleticism.
I think some sumo wrestlers could be pretty good at offensive line.

Speaker 1 I think you're going to have to have a little bit more agility and athleticism in open space that you don't really get to show up

Speaker 1 on the sumo wrestling map. But like you said, some of the skills said does there's a crush, there's a carryover for sure.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Tombas. Oh, dude, I see, exactly.
Yeah, he's working with my guy Felix right there. He's bigger than he was in the league.

Speaker 1 This is them just working football stuff, but he'll actually put the whole

Speaker 1 jiu-jitsu outfit on. I forget what they're called, and and just be sweaty.
He'll be sweating just like this.

Speaker 1 And you got to wrestle him. And he used to just torture people.
I'm not going to name names. I wrestled in middle school, and one of the guys, I mean, he would never wear deodorant.

Speaker 1 And every once in a while, he would get me up under his armpit.

Speaker 1 And it was

Speaker 1 so good. I wanted to quit on the spot.
I'm like, dude, can you operate with some type of personal hygiene here? This is like,

Speaker 1 i can still smell it today

Speaker 1 all right and lastly we finally got to some eagles clips here with uh we got to what everybody wanted everybody wanted to see the saquon and jalen squat off and ask both this is actually not a squat off they're just squatting guys this is what they do they're football players and they're in the offseason and they're going to squat uh but i mean it's pretty cool Two legendary squatters in the same room squatting.

Speaker 1 I wonder if they're both going to push some weight, really test the limits to see who's got the best squat. My knees almost exploded just watching this.
Trev, what are you squatting these days?

Speaker 1 Um, body weight squats, some big, uh, like calisthenics, um, work with rubber bands, some big band guy, big Kaiser guy, too, big Kaiser machine guy. Jesus, I think Jalen might have six on there.

Speaker 1 I can't even see. Yeah, there's a lot of weight on those bars.
I think they both got five, which is impressive. It's a 495.
Jesus. Oh, Jalen Carter.

Speaker 1 Hello, big boy. I think he's got five and a quarter.

Speaker 1 Jesus. I can't tell.
It's hard to tell in the video. Jalen was caught enjoying every bit of seeing Saquon fucking squatting.
Oh, yeah. Look at that big squat.

Speaker 1 You know, he looks like just a proud coach. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hands on the hips.

Speaker 1 Admiring.

Speaker 1 He's got good depth. He's got really good depth.
You don't coach that. He's like, oh, yeah, he's going to be running.
He's going to run through the hole just fine.

Speaker 1 What's he wearing? He's got them barefoot shoes on. Saquon's got them barefoot shoes on.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 When are we going to drop a squatting video? Listen, I'll do it. The last time I squatted with you, what's that machine you always take down to the shore? I don't take it all the time.

Speaker 1 Actually, that was the only year I really took it down there.

Speaker 1 That was the only K-Box.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the K-box. There you go.
Which is really built for more of the endurance of squatting than it is actual power. Correct.

Speaker 1 Well, it's weird because it's like the harder you go, the harder it pulls you down. So it's like an eccentric exercise.
Ooh, nice.

Speaker 1 It was actually created for astronauts so they could work out in outer space because there's no gravity to like utilize for like working out. So you have to like, you have to like.
How about that?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think that that's why that thing exists.
Damn, there's just so many smart people out here. There are, yeah.

Speaker 1 I would have never thought of that one. For sure.
It's a good machine, though. Are you still squatting? I do.
I love a good back squat. I'm not going to lie.
I have not been squatting heavy, though.

Speaker 1 I've been, you know, trying to preserve my knees, but every once in a while,

Speaker 1 I get the itch. But if I'm wrapping my knees knees and belting,

Speaker 1 I can still push six plates. I can get over six plates.
Wrapping my knees and belting, dude. If I fucking put on a belt, I'm retiring.
All you got to do is wrap them knees. You'll be surprised.

Speaker 1 Make them knees feel like rubber bands.

Speaker 1 Throw that weight on, Bubba.

Speaker 1 All I need is a little pop out of the bottom. Shout out to my knees.
All righty. I think that's all the football stuff we got for you guys.
Sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 It is the offseason, but we're gearing up and we're fired up. We're only 120 days out.
Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 Nice.

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Speaker 1 so should i get the sword oh

Speaker 1 dude that is legit

Speaker 1 it's a fucking sword Oh my god. Let's give it a test.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 It's not sharp. It's not sharp.
It will not cut. It's like a fucking idiot.
It will not cut.

Speaker 1 There we go. Break it down.
There's no chipping. It doesn't have the best edge on it.
Kai's going to have to sharpen it. What does the engraving say on it? Nice.

Speaker 1 Very good.