Travis Goes Racing, Brady Roast Reactions and Anniversary Swords | Ep 89

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Did you get mom anything?

Why would I get her anything?

Because it's Mother's Day on Monday.

Well, yeah, but that's not till Monday.

That's like a week, right? Yeah, technically. I got time.
Yeah, we got time. All right.
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I'm Travis. This is my big brother, Jason.
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But first, as always. You know how it goes.
Got to go to that little bit of new news. New news.
Kelsey Jam. That's right.
Boom, boom, boom. The second Kelsey Jam is officially happening in Kansas City.
And we got to talk about it. Kelsey Jam 2.0, baby.
Kansas City's biggest music festival, Kelsey Jam, presented by Jim Beans, is going down May 18th. Jim Beans in this thing now.
All right now, Jimmy. It's going to be insane.
And I'm fucking fucking pumped about it and it's not just a music festival ladies and gentlemen we got food all over the place in this thing uh kansas city's uh favorite barbecues will be there there's a whole bunch of stuff and uh fun like engaging things that'll be around the festival uh but for the most part the main attractions little wayne diplo two chains dj i read d, DJ EV. We're going to have some fun on stage, but make sure you get there early and you have some time to eat because the food's going to be delicious.
That's awesome. Yeah, man.
The fucking music's going to be electric. Last year was so much fun.
And this year, I can't wait to see everybody in Kansas City show out and have have a good time man it's gonna be a good time it's out of the ample theater the azure ample theater i always fucking screw that name up but if you're from kansas city or you're around the kc area it's not hard to find are you planning on doing anything fun and creative last year you infamously spiked the lombardi trophy not gonna do that again this year no that was a one-time thing you know hide your super bowl ring and anything i'm not doing anything with my super bowl rings no it's probably smart we both learned our lesson i don't know they just make another one just keep those things in the stock in the in the closet or something you know don't bring that shit out listen if you're not gonna have fun with it what's the point of having it you know no i hear you i hear you i'm a huge fan of all all three of the big acts here and uh i just i'm just excited to bring these guys into kansas city yeah little wayne diplo and two chains it's gonna be awesome who's the headliner of those three little wayne diplo but i'm not gonna lie two chains he probably has the most recent like music that's came out that i'm like pumped to hear live yeah diplo always slaps, man. He's one of the best to ever do it.
He can kind of dabble in every single genre of music. It's been so cool to see his career unfold.
And then, obviously, Lil Wayne. I mean, we grew up on fucking Lil Wayne through middle school, high school, the mixtape era, college years.
So pumped to just say what's up to him in person and see how Kansas city reacts to them

being on stage.

So this is true.

Honest question.

So Diplo is a DJ,

right?

Yes,

but he's also a music producer.

He produces all types of music.

He's Eagle fan too.

I believe.

I remember talking to him.

I think he might've done the Eagles after party at the,

uh,

I think you're right.

Years ago.

Yeah.

I feel like you're right.

We didn't go over to that section that we were in the one,

Thank you. I remember talking to him.
I think he might have done the Eagles after party. At the Bowl.
I think you're right.

Two years ago.

Yeah.

I feel like you're right. We didn't go over to that section.

We were in the one section.

We were just at the one bar that was on the side.

Either way, everybody come on out to Kelsey Jam.

I don't know where you can get your tickets,

but I'm sure if you just Google Kelsey Jam tickets,

you'll find it.

Get your tickets at KelseyJam.com.

I didn't even know we had a website.

Nice.

Oh, and I'm pumped about the merch this year. I'd love some good some good like tour merch i thought you about to say some good girth i really thought that's what you're i mean who doesn't love a good girth yeah just go to kelseyjam.com get you some girth and some merch and i'll see you guys wait wait tell me seriously why are you excited about the merch i love like tour merch and it's going to to be cool.
Last year, it was awesome. We sold out of everything really quick, so this year we're going to make sure that we stock up so everybody can walk away with some souvenirs and some fun, cool-ass shit, man.
Hell yeah. What's your favorite bit of merch to cop at a festival, at a concert? Dude, it's just a sweet T-shirt, man.
Right? Yeah, just a dope T-shirt. I'm feeling really froggy, or if I'm dressed in a – like not efficiently, I'll go hoodie.
But I feel like the T-shirt is where it's at. Just a good tee.
You can wear it at any point in the year. You go around the house.
Maybe a hat. But the T-shirt is – I do agree.
T-shirts where it's at. Hats are bangers, too.
I like a good bucket hat, but. KelseyJam.com, check it out.
Next bit of new news, we got the Lumbaby Games final mention. We mentioned last week we were dropping all of our videos on our social medias and YouTube and all that stuff from the Cincinnati Live Show and the Lumbaby Games.
So if you haven't watched those yet, go ahead and check them out. I don't know.
They're pretty funny. Not bad funny not bad dude absolutely hilarious a lot of time and effort went into it so did you know they were interviewing i did not are we planning on doing like a full length thing that could have been an entire like yeah the show i'm ready to put my dignity on the line to take the dub.
It would absolutely destroy me if we lost to Team Nerd. I don't really see them as competition.
We're bound up, baby. Get ready.
Get ready, baby. I don't think it'll be that hard.
I gotta be honest. I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna lie. Just watching the clips all week, it gets me excited to do that shit again.
Dude, it was so fun. It was so much.
And really, the contestants made it fun. killed it they said they were there was a full send they had such good energy they were into it bearcats they're bearcats what do you expect you're right that's what we did not disappoint way to go we fucking do all right well uh let's uh jump into who's talking about us this week because um some people that uh that we got a lot of love for we're uh we're all over the podcast world um giving us some shout outs brand new segment that we're bringing to you who's talking about us this week it's a fun little off season uh subject to jump into it's a working title so let us know what we should call it if uh we shouldn't call it this shit and the segment is basically uh fan mentions of the week except these mentions aren't from fans necessarily they're from like people that we actually know and like friends first up we got a little shout out from rob macklehem and uh oh mr ryan reynolds who are on the uh the dan patrick show shout out to ohio legend dan patrick no just a few days ago rob macklehem was asked about uh wrexham and said, I know for sure that the Kelsey brothers are coming out to a game.
And God damn, we said we wanted to go. He did.
He threw us on the spot. And I'm not going to lie.
I really do want to go to a game, man. Have you been following Wrexham at all? Dude, I'm a big Wales guy.
I follow all of it. Oh, yeah.
You retweeted it. You retweeted it saying that you're a big Wales guy.
I'll have to tell Lewis that. We've been meaning to get out there for a game.
I've been, I mean, listen, you got to talk me to get overseas, jump the pond and go watch some football. I'm in.
Sounds like a blast. I'm so in.
And both these dudes are just the fucking best, aren't they? Yeah, they are. McElhenney and Ryan, dude, they just don't make him any better, man.
And happy as hell for him because they've taken Wrexham and got him promoted. Taking him to new heights.
Taking him to new heights. The guys on the field are the ones doing the work, so you want to make sure you shout them out and pump them up.
Of course. But they are huge on making everyone well aware of what's going on over there in Wrexham.
And it's fun to follow them on the other side of the world, man. So we'll definitely try and make a game, baby.
We got to get out there. The beautiful thing of that show is they're taking a historied club in an area that isn't the biggest economic booming spot.
And they're showing that investing in those communities, investing in these areas that deserve it, they're growing something much bigger than people probably thought possible. Hell yeah.
You can see the invigorating energy that it's given the community. I'm all about that.
All in on that. All in on that.
You got to go check that out for sure. Maybe hit a few pubs.
We also got to check out J.J. Watt, though.
We can't play favorites. J.J.
Watt's got a football club over there you already know and and you know first before we get to jj wrexham congrats on the promotion they're going up levels they're like you said they're taking it to new heights but jj watt is part owner of uh burnley who is actually in the premier league so they're at the top they are up there and who doesn't want to see the best football in the world yeah so jj we got to come check you out too and uh appreciate the jersey and hat make sure all right let's talk about the holy grail of candy reese's peanut butter cups that's right you know them you love them and let's be real you probably have a stash hidden somewhere right now tell me about it reese's cracked the code and literally created the perfect combo. We're talking about the chocolate shell creamy peanut butter center.
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We're weird

if we ever get to a game, brother. And our next

shout-out is from our good

old friend, Pat Mahomes. That's right.
Hey, all right now. That Texas gunslinger.
Patty Mahomes was recently on Logan Paul's podcast, Impulsive. About another Ohio guy, man.
Shout-out to all these Ohio guys. He's liquid, though.
We're fucking old. Ohio guys are kind of hogging this podcast.
It is. There's a lot of Ohio guys.
Just because there's not really much else to do than talk about things. I don't know.
Patty Mahomes recently on Logan Paul's podcast. Impulsive was asked if he can keep up when partying with us.
Pat responded. No, I cannot keep up with the Kelsey brothers.
I used to, I think. And then I had kids, which I'm calling bullshit.
Packy. He knows he can't.
He's playing right now. now everybody knows especially if it's course light nobody's keeping up with pat listen i see i've seen that man literally drink bars out of cool out of course literally like ah we got to run to the store and get some more we didn't we didn't think that we were gonna run out of these things but pat mahomes uh has done it twice now so When you got a jerry curl mohawk, like mullet going, you can drink some beers.
I ain't trying to hear none of this, Pat. Your body don't look like that for nothing, Pat.
Yeah, come on. That dad bod, it don't look like that for nothing.
Then he was asked specifically about parting with Jason, and Pat said, Jason has kids too, so he has to pick and choose, which is very true. That's the truth.
But when he chooses, he can go, which is also true. I think it has something to do in their blood.
It's all about genetics around here. Is it something to do with our blood? Yeah.
Do we even know what we are? Are we A or B? Are we the same? I don't know. Is it on our driver's license? They still put blood type on your driver's license? I think they did something like that like that is it on yours i don't know i'm gonna check i don't have my wallet on me i'm an organ donor because i'm not a selfish dick i'm trying to think would it be dad or would it be big don uncle don what do you mean who would we have got it from because i don't think dad can drink that good i'm not gonna lie he's shit on dad i don't think he can drink that good i don't know why i will say this i don't think i've ever seen dad shit-faced yeah never not once never but i've seen him drinking i've seen him i've never seen have you ever seen dad chug a beer yeah we've chugged one with him before we've never chugged a beer with dad i guarantee you i've chugged a beer with that i've never seen dad chug a beer the fosters you've seen dad chug a fosters those things were fun it was a big beer it was a fucking fat it had some girth that was the talk about girth fosters had some girth australia for beer they don't even sell that shit in australia yeah dude i'm um who knows where we got it from i think we got it from cincinnati the natty yeah so if a and b there's a there's a b there's b are you talking oh our blood types like our blood type is abv it's way over my head isn't that's like the percentage of uh alcohol abv wouldn't know.
I don't know. Pat, I don't know where the fuck we get it.
I just know that you better stop playing modest and act like you can't drink. He can keep up.
He can keep up, folks. Shout out to Logan Paul and everybody on the podcast.
That thing is a well-oiled machine. And the Paul brothers have been killing it.
But I know Logan has been killing it in the in the wrestling world. Pat made some more headlines during his appearance on Impulsive when he was talking about the uh corndog play that you guys ran in the last two Super Bowl victories.
Pat's quote was we're going to run a fake version of that and we're going to do a little shovel pass which you know that's going to and uh it's going to be wide open again so next year in New Orleans we're going again. Put it on the table.
We're going to do it again. I think he's going to do it again.
Tell him right now. We got to make better make it the fucking New Orleans.
Yeah. One game at a time, baby.
Corndogs, one of those plays where even if you know it's coming, if you're in the coverage that it's meant for, it's a tough fucking play, no matter if you like have a clue or have a tick or think it's coming. Because if you get caught in man-to-man coverage with that thing, the guy playing man-to-man coverage can just get caught in the wash of just people just running routes and all types of shit.
But these are the head games I can get on board with too. Yeah.
Listen, Coach Reed always has this. Listen, he's got the fucking double move.
He's got the next level

of the play. You know what I mean?

Just when you think you got him,

no, you don't. He wants you to defend

Corndog because you defend Corndog, the next one's

going to score. Exactly.

If we're playing rock, paper, scissors, and I tell you, hey,

I'm throwing scissors, what do you think

I'm throwing? Not scissors. Anything but scissors.

And bam, they come down anyways.

Ah!

Double fucked you. You thought I was fucking around dead serious i'm throwing scissors he is like and now now you're just frustrated mentally yeah because god damn this guy was coming he just told me what he was gonna do and then i say hey i'm throwing scissors again damn it, he's got me again! I better not throw paper.
True competition, baby. True competition.
Doesn't always, it's not always athletic. Sometimes.
It's just right up here. No doubt.
Jason knows that. He's a professional mindfucker.
Let's just make sure we get to New Orleans, boys. And then worry about what plays we're going to run.
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Jason, we got to know, did your assistant find a sword for your anniversary gift? Yes, we did. Did she? We got the sword.
Kylie loves it. Does she? I mean, I'm pretty sure.
I think she does. Nice.
All right. Yeah.
Great job, dude thanks em oh my god dude what oh my god that's a nice ass sword it's really not it's it's it's i've seen better it's not that sharp dude you're trying to tell it's it's it's it's a symbol it's a symbol all you got to do is just get just sharpen that thing up man i'm sure it has to come dull you know get a little angle grinder and just get this thing nice and sharp there you go then out the medges man yes oh yeah oh yeah here it's not yeah it's not doing a thing nice pretty pointy though take out that chair real quick let out that chair. You could thrust.
Ooh. I felt that right there when you did that.
I don't want to break it. It's a little loose.
Take it out. Take it out.
Oh, my gosh. It moves too much.
Oh, it's got a little jank in there? It's not made to keel. Yeah.
You're right. It's for show.
It has an engraving on it? Yeah. Nice.
What does it say? It says, happy anniversary, Princess Kiana. Nice.
There we go, Jason. Well done.
We nailed it with this one, boys. Now we know, everyone, Jason, if we have a whole Robert Durst situation going, we know what happened to Jason.
Huh?ason got killed in the basement listen kylie did it in the basement with the iron sword it's like the movie clue yeah listen let's i'm just gonna be honest with you if kylie killed me with a sword i had it coming to me no need to punish her no praise her praise her. Well done.
Yeah. I think we can all safely ascend.
If Jason was killed by Kylie, he had it coming. No investigation needed.
Nope. Nope.
Nope. Pass go.
Collect $200. Move right along, man.
God damn, that was good. All righty.
We had our next dumb question from no dumb question from at mandy asbury asbury stop stop mandy asbury i think it's just asbury i screwed it up asbury i enjoyed it the way he said it the first time yeah is asbury just a dingleberry dude people with hairy asses know what dingleberries are what's up kai we're talking about dingleberries are you talking about your asshole hair on the podcast we're talking about dingleberries specifically kai we got to get jason some wet wipes we need to go somewhere else with this anyway so from at mandy asbury at new heights show for t kelsey and at jason kel both, would you subject yourself to a roast? Tom Brady style, of course, Tom Brady's roast. Dude.
Viral. Oh, my goodness.
And if so, who would you want to roast you besides each other, of course? Man, that is. Yeah.
That was unbelievable. First off, everybody involved.
Hats off had been in tears the whole like last like day just watching the clips and everything. I wasn't able to actually watch it, but watch it live.
But I tell you this, man, I commend everybody because nobody seemed to get like their feelings hurt. It was kind of it just looked like everybody was having fun with it.
Yeah. But at the same time, man, that shit had me rolling because of how at everybody's neck people were going.
I mean, it was pure entertainment, and I'm really happy they did it. But I just do not get the roasts.
I don't understand why people do them. Because it's common.
Maybe I take too seriously though listen i'm yeah i'm i'm in on all of it nikki glazer killed it yeah schultz he killed it listen it was star-studded jeff ross rocks it every time the best part about it was how many just iconic nfl and like celebrities just of immense stature that were there.

Not to mention just the entire Patriots dynasty showed up for Tom.

Yeah.

That was so fucking cool, man.

All of them together.

I mean, that was the coolest part about it.

That being said, I really don't fucking get it. I don't get why people do roast.

I don't get why they're saying my family's ruined.

It's so funny.

Everyone's laughing. It's great.
Yeah. We're all having fun right i will say this man all the football guys that got up there and cut it loose edelman gronk tom talking to uh goodell about the uh deflate gate and how there was just yeah he probably did he probably knew about it and talked about how the nfl spent like millions i like 20 million, 30 million.
He's like, you just gave that money to me. I told you I knew it was so good, dude.
Tom was a good fucking sport about it. Knowing that he was taking some fucking aggressive strays, man.
Yeah, I guess who would you let's say in this hypothetical world that we agreed to do something as ridiculous as a roast. Who would you want to roast you dude well santino's one of my favorite comedians of all time and i think he would fucking deliver dave chapelle is the all-time great kevin hart i would love kevin to go up there and just fucking rip me in half i know it was i knew it would be coming When he went up there, I like okay this is where it gets hot boys i'm like kevin is about to fucking go crazy yeah basically all my favorite comedians i met jess ross out in uh la at one of the comedy stores out there yeah and he um he actually hosts uh roast battles between comics and i was able to kind of be a part of and judge one of them and had a fucking blast with him.
So it would be an honor to get roasted by Jeff. But yeah, maybe that day will come.
I guess if I was, if I was picking who to roast me, I would pick people that like, I would have no problem getting into a fist fight with like family members. Like I bet, you know, dad roast me, but I'm going to beat the fuck out of dad.
When the the camera turns off like you just see me and jason i'm running from jason like tom and jerry after just like fuck god damn it was a joke we're just having fun nice you gotta have big ed up there take a few strays am i saying that right strays yeah i don't know why i don't know why that's my vocab for it but no, it's good. It's all good.
Get some Strays. Which teammates would be good at roasting? Lane Johnson would be great at it.
Pat would probably have some good ones. He'd probably figure some good ones out.
I'm trying to think of who else would be good. I bet Slay would be pretty good at roasting.
I don't know why, but I feel like he's got that moxie to him. Yeah, I don't know who else.
I feel like Andy would be good at roasting.'t think Andy would take it there, though. That's why, yeah.
He would say something that would be hilarious, but it wouldn't be, like, that offensive. Yeah, it wouldn't pierce your soul.
Like, 90% of the jokes last night. I just, yeah.
Dude, don't get back into it. Just let it go.
Like, why are we inviting? I just.

Oh, man.

I get when it's like your friends and like close people, but like when it's just like random celebrities up there and there.

Yeah.

Nikki Glaser's fucking hilarious.

If I did a roast, you would have to get Nikki up there.

Tom also lost 30 million in crypto.

Tom, how did you fall for that?

Even Gronk was like, me know that not real money, Jesus.

Yeah, it's good.

It's a great joke.

Goddamn, 30 mil is crazy.

I mean, probably got it all back in that.

I heard cryptos back up, though.

That's probably why I did the roast.

I heard cryptos back up.

It just instantly, bam.

Netflix gave him his 30 mil back.

All right, take it back.

I'll do a roast.

Would you guys pay Tom? That's pretty good The one person I wouldn't allow on the stage is Kylie She has way too much She knows too much? Princess Kiana Princess Kiana is going to go up there and fucking Tort you I mean every day I'm getting roasted by Kylie I don i don't need her to go up on stage and do that and that's what i'm saying like it's like almost like an honor to get like i don't want to say like shit on yeah just shit on but if you're open to it just go online you can fight you can get fucking roasted like a lot of these jokes have already been said i'm already getting roasted i guess yeah just look in the comments that'll help I don't get it. I don't know.
Some things I just don't get. I do, and it's fun.
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That should have been the get out of the house segment. Got out of the house and signed on for number one tight end money in the NFL.
All right, here we go. Travis got out of the house this weekend when he went to the Kentucky Derby.
How about this? The Derby. I'm a Derby guy now, man.
Did you never go to college with us? You never went with us? No. I think you went earlier on.
I don't think you did it by the time I got there.

No, I went three years in a row, brother.

Well, then I might have called one of those years. Yeah.

Who knows what I was doing back then?

It was much different than this.

I did not look this dapper.

When we were at Cincinnati, it was mostly O-Lyman.

I think that's why you probably didn't go.

It was like all the O-Lyman would get together.

We'd stay at a motel somewhere in the Louisville area where five of us would sleep in one room. Yeah.
We'd get up, drink early times whiskey, and then we'd buy a $40 infield ticket. Drinking whiskey in bourbon country? Dude.
Well, I think it might be bourbon. I don't know which one it is.
Yeah. Early times, I think that's the official bourbon.
At least it was at the time of time of the kentucky derby yeah yeah then we go to the infield for 40 i never saw a horse once all right so the kentucky derby everyone saw you roll up to the kentucky derby and uh one of the most gangstered out outfits i've ever seen i even know they still made stuff like this nice little double-breasted pinstrap i right now fedor and all yeah looking good Thank you, where'd you get this at and what made you choose custom suit custom super my guy patrick christopher you in order to make suits you got to have a name like christopher or something like that you can't say and then there my tom ford i know miss patrick and he's a great dude um ex-hooper uh turned great suit maker yeah now he makes great suits very dapper i got a bunch of this was one of them man shout out to pat for uh hooking it up dog can he do like the peaky blinders style i would love to do any of it he can do any of it he can work with tweed yeah he can work with tweed you're you're saying that right now christopher can work yes yes all right we'll find out be honest were you the most styling and profiling motherfucker i was just up there having a fucking blast and shout out to the uh the zoldan family from young town ohio man my guys bruce alex zoldan the entire family they uh they've been ingrained in the derby for i believe over 30 years now and for it to be the 150th derby um there's a whole new setup uh around the track for fan engagement and like kind of like just a a really dope experience and um the zoldans um rightfully so are treated like royalty around there they had a horse that won it i believe back in either 2011 or 2012 the magic kingdom magic kingdom came out there and won that thing so It's funny. We were just at the Magic Kingdom with the Zoldans how about that now there we go but they made it really easy and really fun for us to come out there and enjoy the derby and it was a it was a once in a lifetime experience that I am definitely going to try and experience again man because it was fun just being a part of the entire environment no it looks great i appreciate the invite you ain't you don't get out of the house yeah we saw the horses up close and personal saw the jockeys not gonna lie thought the horses were way bigger um just seeing it on tv these are thoroughbreds brother they're made for speed yeah i think the jockeys are so small you can't even get on one of these but that's I'm saying.
When you see it on TV and you see the horse to jockey ratio, you're like, damn, that's a big-ass animal. But in reality, the jockeys are all like 100 pounds.
Little guys. But impressive the way they can get those horses going at top speeds.
Is the Derby perhaps the biggest dress-up event outside of a Halloween party? That was actually one of the coolest parts of it. I mean, I ran into Smokey Robinson and his wife looking so fucking cool.
Super dapper. Who else I run into? Jimmy Fallon was up there.
Nice. Smooth operator.
He's a brilliant man. He's very brilliant.
He was walking around with a little Labrador in his hands. He had a puppy in his hands.
Puppy Labrador? I'm just like, God god damn that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you make a statement and get everyone to just fucking love you because the dog was cute as hell who would have knew that a that a dog would have stole this show at the derby man yeah and you got to be able to take animals into the derby i mean it's a it's a racetrack it's not like a plane it's a good point don't get me fucking started on this nonsense you don't get used to you got yourself started i just hate fucking good job jimmy way to take a dude i can't listen i can't i can't tell you how fuck how much i love just seeing jimmy i was literally placing a bet and he just he's right he just sneaks up right next to me like nothing's going on uh man it was a surprise i was i wasn't expecting man but damn it's always good seeing jimmy he was on the fucking move though man that guy is a hard worker man it's so impressive everything that he does him smoky um a bunch of the nfl guys were out there got to say hello to our guy. He would.
Yeah. Got to see.

I missed my guy, Kyle Rudolph.

Rudy will have to look up the next time.

He had a gangsta outfit, too.

Did he?

Yeah.

He had a pinstripe suit, too, man. And that thing was he was he was looking fly.

OK.

He always does, though, man.

He's always suited and booted.

Joey Fatone.

Got to say what's up to Joey.

Oh, nice.

Who else is up there?

Yeah. And then I got to say hello to some tequila.
And I got shamed for not drinking bourbon out there. It's not my forte.
Yeah. So you've never been in the infield? No, but I did see the infield.
That was crazy. That was crazy.
Actually, you know who else I saw? Louisville's own Kentucky's finest, Jack Harlow. Oh, nice.
He's such a good dude, man. Him and his family are up there.
I think they're pretty much ingrained in the entire race as well through a big party Saturday night. It's cool to see everybody in that environment dressed up, having fun.
And, yeah, I'm definitely in for another year of that if you want to go next year, dude. Do you want to do the infield with me next year? Yeah.
I'd love to fucking experience it. Yeah.
You go to the infield, there's a little bar that's like right down from where you enter the racetrack at. I would assume it's probably even more jazzed up than when you were there.
Probably more bars, probably more areas and fan experiences. Yeah.
When I was there, there was like a little hole in the wall like literally a hallway and there was like an abandoned elevator shaft and you would go there

and then there was a random table and all you could see was a person's legs and you this is

outside of the uh establishment this is like down in a corner of like outside of the racetrack we

pre-gamed there and i remember like saying walking up and some woman was like, what do you want? And I'm like, do you guys have any beers? She's like $2. And then I hand her $2 and she's handed me some beer like down under like the table.
I just handed money up to like an elevator woman. I don't really know what was happening or what it was called it sounds like it's like a fucking shady like they had like a whole concert at the place after the derby too like and there's a trailer park connected to it or at least there was like there'd be a bunch of trailers parked and then there's a whole like trailer uh concert right afterwards yeah that's sweet they made it look fun in the infield they made i'm telling you they do it right out there man especially if it rains the one year it rained and everybody just collectively decided to create like a big ring in the infield and you would and everybody just started mud wrestling and you would just watch and i'm telling you dude it's a different experience i see all these hats and i'm like yo i want to see some mud wrestling the derby as a tale has a tale of two worlds it really is it really is you can you can enjoy that thing multiple ways i'll tell you what though i was i was like i was a nose away from winning that fucking thing dude so there was like a photo finish at the end looking at it right now it was three it was three horses 11 or two i had 11 i had a little bit on two and you put you put 11 to win you put 11 to win not to place or show place as the winner but yeah do you do a trifecta at all do any trifecta no no i was a beginner i didn't i didn't i didn't get too far into that i just wanted to fucking put the money that i brought in there and throw down on like one horse and just get fucking pumped if that thing was even close and sure enough enough, coming around that corner, you see that thing fucking go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go! Go! You put enough money on that fucking thing. God damn it.
Yeah, you get excited, I bet. I bet it'll get going.
Almost fucking won $100,000 off a fucking Japanese horse in the Kentucky Derby. Do you think America would have shamed me for that? I'm shaming you right now.
You bet on a Japanese horse? Forever Young. What was the name of the horse? Forever Young.
Forever Young. Forever Young was the name of the horse you bet on? Yeah.
That's a Japanese horse? Yeah. It's a Waigou horse? Ooh.
I don't know if they're massaging that thing. Those things get fat when you massage them like that.
That's a good point. This thing's running.
Mystic Dan was obviously the horse that won. Mystic Dan won it.
Yeah, Sierra Leone was the other one that I was like, ah, should I go forever young Sierra Leone? Everybody in the fucking place was going Sierra Leone. I'm just like, that's not how they win.
Yeah. They don't do that.
Don't be a sucker. You can't bet on the favorite.
Everybody knows favorite. The, the underdog.
That thing that came across the water.

I feel like always bet on the jockeys, not even the horses.

I feel like there's certain jockeys that just do really well at the Kentucky Derby.

Yeah.

No, I met one of them.

Oh, nice.

John.

Damn, I forget his fucking name.

He was a great guy, though.

That guy John's good.

I know he's talking about.

Yeah, John is really good.

Yeah, he's a little guy.

Yeah.

Fucking riding a horse.

Well, they're all little.

Sweet.

Speaking of horse racing, does it count as a sport?

Is horse racing a sport?

I mean, yeah.

Where does competition end in sports?

It's a race.

Is any sport a competition?

I think all races are sports.

Is a sport just competition that is physical in nature?

Yeah, there you go.

Is that it?

Yeah, we can do that.

Yeah, eating contest, sport.

I feel like anything that's individual is competition. They put poker on ESPN for a reason.
Yeah, but that's competition. Sport.
Yeah. Time out.
It's a sport. Poker's a sport? Yeah.
I come up with my own definitions. To be a sport, you got to be a team.
You got to have some type of cooperation happening. No.
That's the Jason Kelsey definition. Tennis is a sport.
Otherwise, it's just a competition. So tennis is just a competition.
Singles, competition. Doubles, sport.
do it you're ridiculous golf individual competition router cup sport you got to be relying on somebody else other than just yourself otherwise it's just a competition yeah i don't know some would call these team sports i call them just sports why don't we race more animals well because some people would we tried that with like greyhounds and it turned into a whole fiasco we stopped doing that what else what other animals we've seen frog races none of the other ones have really caught on that much yeah i think the dog race is entertaining one this is a bad world could you imagine elephant races i think they do i'm sure they do elephant races that would be electric if I saw an elephant race. Gosh, what would be a great race to watch? Racing anything is electric.
Even little hamster races. The fucking big races.
Animal Olympics. We got dolphins swimming.
Pete is not going to let us do this. I would much rather watch dolphins race in a swimming pool.
That would be fucking unbelievable. Yeah, they're doing like flips in the air.
Talking about, they're going to be hauling ass. Dude.
Yeah, I think we're on to something. I can't be a part of it, but I'd watch it.
Dunk competition. But instead of watching NBA players, you watch a kangaroo.
Dude, kangaroo races. I'm in on all this, but I don't think PETA is, so we'll never see it.
Yeah'll never yeah i mean the problem is facilitating it would require undubitably some uh sort of animal cruelty so yeah and we don't support that but i do just want to seem like if they all came together and were like let's race i'd watch it well um all major speed records in the triple crown races are still held by secretariat who set them in 1973 which. Which is wild.
It's not that wild because Secretariat was juiced to the gills. What are we talking about here? Secretariat just so happens to be right in the heart of the steroid era.
1973, every NFL player, every baseball player, they were juicing them to the gills. You don't think Secretariat was fucking juiced to the rafters of course it's the fastest horse of all time they didn't drug test secretariat the way they did mystic dan it's a good point i'm just bringing up nobody talks about it secretariat was doping there's no chance secretary wasn't doping that's fucked up They weren't testing for steroids in 1973.
Did we talk about Jameis? Oh, yeah, J-Mo.

J-Mo. no chance secretary wasn't open that's fucked up they weren't testing for steroids in 1973 did we talk about jamis oh yeah jamo jamis man he's up in cleveland now too oh nice for him i let him know you need anything man he was looking smooth as hell as well um he's got the crab leg and dubs out yeah is that a dub or is that west side what is that is it i think that's the that's Winston winston right there wow ah now i get it that's eating dubs he's not he's a winner man no he is dub city um yeah but other than that shout out to everybody who uh put on the show man that uh that derby is a hell of an event man and um i'm definitely in for uh for another run at it we'll have to check out the infield next year.
You go to the infield. Let's just do both.
Let's go down. Let's start up top, then just go down to the infield and see what it's like while we're in our nice suits.
We'll fit right in. Trust me.
Alrighty. F1 in Miami.
You left the Kentucky Derby and went straight to Miami for a little Formula One Grand Prix to support your team, Alpine. Is it a team it it is it's a race team that's right it's a sport one team yeah it is a sport your co-owners with pat mahomes and a litany of other co-owners i think yeah how was it how was the f1 race how was awesome man i i went to i went to the first uh miami uh grand prix back uh two years ago have been trying to get back and now since uh i'm in on alpine racing i got a whole new experience uh that i had no idea f1 was really about and it's just awesome to see all the familiar faces again it's just you're going up there seeing uh i got to see clay thompson i got to meet rip hamilton a lot of nba guys were up there floating around uh saw a bunch saw a bunch of nfl guys and just people in the industry and the entertainment industry and it's just so cool seeing uh seeing familiar faces catching up uh got to catch up with my guy k love talking little calves basketball day go here we go um as we got the dub to move on to the next uh next round in the playoffs so let's go calves baby i know it's boston but we got this but yeah back to f1 absolutely uh just just so cool and the race keeps getting bigger and bigger and uh and just more um there's just so much shit you can do while you're there and and when i tell you those cars fly past you it is you feel it in your veins man those cars are fucking moving.
Yeah.

F1, is it like uh is it inside a stadium are they going like really far away so it's around it's it's a part of hard rock stadium in that like uh area okay so and that's miami dolphins stadium the track doesn't go through the stadium but it definitely goes like around it got it it's everywhere though like in monaco it's in the fucking streets in vegas they did the part of the race is on the strip it's not just like in like its own track like they make these tracks um for the uh races and it takes fucking months on months to get these things together i remember they shut down vegas strip for like four or five months just to get the the shit up and down it was insane but miami uh is the only uh f1 event i've been to i've been to it twice now um and i'm happy as hell man alpine came away with a point finally we got we got uh we got on the board i believe the standings and everything we're uh we're finally making some moves you got a picture with uh zinidine zidane my favorite footballer from growing up what uh is he part of alpine yeah and when i tell you it was cool as hell to meet him i don't know if he knew too much english i'm not gonna lie he's an old school frenchie yeah he's not fucking around with us yeah but he was cool man and i honestly i was just happy i didn't get headbutted dude it would have been honor it would have been an honor if you would have headbutted me though i don't know if you want that it does some damage fuck this is what i do for a living jason i headbutt for a living so did he yeah he did you're right fucking guy from italy was not and he didn't use a helmet for that one no not just that he's bald anybody's can come yeah yeah he hell. He almost has like that Jason Statham, like, fucking don't fuck with me.
I will fucking kill you. Yeah.
You know what I mean? He's got like that. I know exactly what you mean.
That presence. That look in his eye where it's like, oh, this guy's got a.
He's collected right now, but in the drop of a hat, it can all. Yeah.
He was cool as cool as hell nice it's always cool to see like the international like stars um and getting to shake their hands and like semen person that guy had like a fucking glow to him like he was just like a different type of sedan human yeah i just loved watching him it was dude he had like the ball on a string it's hard to you know like when you're watching bigger dude he's a bigger soccer player too man when you're watching messy or like cristiano play it's like insanely explosive they it's like almost like jerkiness where it's like super deceptive last second really quick movements the thing that i loved about zadon was that, it was all efficient. It was a smooth operation.
It reminded me a lot of you, the way you play football. Like it was, it was like you're watching him dance while he's doing all this stuff.
It was, it was always a, it was a blast to watch him play. And now we're teamed up, baby.
And we, we got a point for the Alpine racing this weekend. My guy, my guy Esteban, man.
Oh, went out there and placed 10th, which would get you a point. I ran out.
That's a point? We're applauding 10th? Yeah. Okay.
Cool. It's not an easy sport, Jason.
I'm not saying it's easy. I just don't normally applaud 10th.
We just regrouped. We got a new, I believe, a new car in New Year.
I'm not saying you boo 10th, but I'm saying I don't think we should start applauding 10th place. We're going to make our way up.
Yeah, it's great, but you don't applaud 10th. You do.
When you get a point, Jason. I'm not applauding it.
We're working on points, all right? We need these things for the standings. God damn it.
For 10th place, you get a like. That's what you get.
I think it's our highest place this year, so I'm going to fucking applaud it. And fuck you.
All right. Let me be happy.
And shout out to everybody at F1, man. The Miami Grand Prix keeps getting better and better, man.
Can't wait to go again next year, dog. Let's move this thing to Jason.
Jason, you didn't get out of the house, but you did get a saxophone. No, I got the saxophone out the house.
Doing what? I was at a golf outing. They gave you a saxophone at a golf outing? They were honoring me for my contributions as an Eagle and member of the community.
Yeah. The Vincera Institute, Dr.
Bill Myers, shout out to Dr. Bill Myers, did a surgery on both Travis and I for our sports hernias.
Yeah. Yep.
The Vincera Institute is one of the leading orthopedic centers for hips and all sorts of injuries in Philadelphia, headquartered in the Navy Yard. And I've been a part of Doc's golf outing ever since because I don't know that I'd be playing football without his innovative surgery that he pretty much created.
You ain't lying. And has an entire hospital dedicated to the surgery.
No, it's proved to be very good for not only all all the people with fixes but for uh doc doc's done a really good job with it uh the vincerra it's killing it and uh the vincerra foundation puts on a golf outing every year the first time the first time so i got the surgery twice i got it both on my left and my right side yeah but you got them separately separately that's what i was i guess fortunate kind of that i needed them both repaired at the same time so i only went in once there's just a clean sweep of like hey you got to fix both of them right now i went in there i went in there and in my head i'm like all right i'm gonna get this surgery i'm not really thinking about like how the procedure is going to go and it is what it is it's like the it's the core it's your abdominal at its like core like almost like down by the pelvic bone so it's down by the old ball and chain yeah no it's it's it's it's right in the area of all the girls i woke up out of i woke up out of the surgery and was like oh man i'm like on the end of the days i'm like all right i gotta go to the bathroom they're fucking pumping me with ivs like i gotta go to the bathroom yeah i go to the bathroom and i realize i am a bald eagle yeah i am fully shaved yeah and i'm kind of like nobody told me they were gonna do this right but also who the fuck just did this you were violated while you were put. I'm like, I go back to where the hospital bell was, and I'm like looking at everyone in the eyes like, did you shave my balls? Yeah.
Which one of you guys lifted up my shaft and shaved under it? Honestly, best shave I've ever had. It's not even close.
Like, you're not focused on that right out of surgery, but it really i mean it's a high quality treatment i'm looking at everybody in this place man and this shit is just so funny it's like a game of like which one of you did it i just asked i'm sure they would have told you oh my gosh i was terrified i didn't want to know that shit is so fucking funny though yeah so if you want to get your balls shaved uh and your abdominal sewn together, the Sarah Institute's got you covered.

If you want a twofer where you want your abdominal lining sewed back down to its pelvic bone

and also want a good, clean shave, the Sarah Institute has you covered.

The other thing is just like, dude, it's an incredible procedure that Doc has done.

But it is, I mean, and then the scar tissue you break up.

The fact that your balls turn blue at one point.

Yeah, we didn't even say all that.

But it's very helpful because it's an excruciating pain.

It can linger down into your fucking groin.

I know that's where the majority of my discomfort was.

And I'll tell you what, man.

Getting that surgery is really twice helped me out a lot, man.

And I got to hang out in Philly with Jason for a month.

That's right.

Yep.

Thank you. it was and i'll tell you what man getting that surgery is really twice helped me out a lot man and i got to hang out in philly with jason for a month that's right yep shout out to bill for uh inventing an awesome procedure that allowed travis and i to keep playing football and uh thanks for the saxophone yeah the sexy sax man that's right you put that thing to use yet or no i mean i'm literally coming right from the golf out i don't even know how they got this on the run down this fast.
Oh, literally. I was wondering why you had a collared shirt on.
I'm like, what the fuck is Jason's going to have an anniversary dinner or something? There was a gala where they were supposed to honor me. And I'm like, I got to go do this podcast for my brother.
I'm so sorry, guys. It was.
Thanks for the saxophone. I got to go, though.
Yeah, it was. We'll pump you on the podcast.
Yeah, the... We'll talk you up.
So I have not had a chance to play it yet. I'm looking forward to it.
I'm actually looking forward to getting back into playing saxophone. Hell yeah, man.
I've played more guitar and messed around with other instruments. I think it'll be fun to go back to...
Where it all started. Where it all started.
Also, I played golf with Bramford Marsalis, who is an iconic saxophonist so i got to ask him about the whole bunch of tips and tricks and really just hang out with them for four hours and play some fun golf i love it i got the itch oh i love that for you yeah all right well that does it for uh let's get to some uh nfl news roundup. Let's talk some football, guys.

Perfect.

We just talked about a whole bunch of nonsense.

We're about 120 days from the actual kickoff of 2024 NFL season. It seems like it's going to it's so far away, but it is already started.

And I promise you, all United two percenters, the NFL is back.

We are officially working out, training.'s gearing up for this season and um we get the rookies in uh i believe next week next sunday um we had our rookie camp super fucking pumped up uh about checking out uh the the all the plays jason talked about it last week and just how much fucking chaos it is people doing the wrong shit left and right because they got to learn a playbook in one day i actually went to our rookie minicamp i don't think what i was coach kelse well i don't know that i was doing that i just oh all right wanted to go get some free breakfast and then i went on those eyes on those rookies huh i'm not gonna lie i i miss being around the guys and being on a football field watching guys play and it's just interesting right away the moment you see a guy even the first time you start to like oh i remember when he kind of moves like this guy or he does this that's unique or you know he's got some great explosion or this guy uh has a great punch or this guy you know you you start really assessing all these things in like a span of like you know 10 to 20 minutes you're already like seeing what you think of guys keep in mind none of this is on any defenders like this is all even for the o-line especially just on air so you got to be careful with drawing any conclusions from anything like that but you're already starting to to think about it. No question about it.
I remember seeing Kareem Hunt come in. Yeah.
My fucking brother forever. Another Cleveland guy.
God damn, we're just talking about Ohio's finest right now. Hey, man.
Northeast Ohio, baby. You know, Kareem's a smooth, athletic guy.
Very powerful guy. So when he doesn't have pads on, it's like, yeah, that that guy can play some football but when the pads came on it was like another he stood out so much more because of how physical and how strong he was like running through arm tackles how how he accelerated through the hole because he had he had you know that protection on his shoulders be able to give him that that extra like i can fucking run through this you know what i mean whereas if you're just you just have like the jerseys on you're not going to hit that hole the same you know because you just don't want to get that wear and tear when kareem came in i was like man it's just you you can assume something all you want until those pads come on because nothing fucking matters until yeah.
Until those pads get on. And yeah, it changes it completely.
Even in defensive line, there's some defense alignment that are so impossible to block without shoulder pads on. The moment, the moment they get shoulder pads on, it's like, okay, that's the easiest thing in the world.
And then, and then guys that are like the easiest guys to block without pads on are just monsters.

Man, Mountain Dean, like the pads really do make a huge difference.

It's the same thing for offensive line.

There's guys on offensive line that look great until the pads come on

and all of a sudden it's like, okay, this guy struggles with this or that.

It's a different game.

So that does not surprise me at all.

But the biggest thing about rookie minicamp is getting guys lined up,

running the right shit, getting in and out of the huddle,

hearing what an NFL play call sounds like in the huddle,

Thank you. does not surprise me at all but the biggest thing about rookie minicamp is getting guys lined up running the right shit getting in and out of the huddle hearing what an nfl play call sounds like in the huddle and i mean then on top of that yeah guys got to go make plays in the back end you know throwing the ball and and seeing uh dbs make a play on the ball or wide receivers make a play on the ball yep that's what i'm excited about knowing that we got uh we got some really good talent in the skill in uh yeah in the skills uh component of the the game at the wide receiver, tight end position.
So I'm excited to check that out. Yeah, absolutely.
How was it, though? Did you see a white corner? I mean, he was out there. I don't know if I didn't gander over to the defensive side to see where he was playing.
Did they do, like, team stuff? They didn't.'s what i'm saying they did like i think they did seven on seven and stuff like that but i was down with the hog mollies i was just checking out the new o-line guys so i didn't really peep over there i'm not gonna lie i kind of peaked at like my rookie mini camp i was a fucking scrub oh really yeah there were like there were some plays where it's like oh yeah nice route um oh nice feet there were some other plays where it's like you are a fucking jabroni i hate watching old tape of myself yeah it's like why was i doing that why would i do that just put your hand here it's so stupid if only i knew now what i knew when i was 27 i would have been so fucking good oh man monday monday morning quarterback let's go all righty well shout out to all the rookies in the uh chiefs and eagles minicamp and there were a bunch of rookie minicamps around the league uh can't wait to get you guys in the building really uh really set the set the culture again man because uh that's what that's what the offseason is about the otas are about is getting everybody on the same page and how we work and can't wait to see how every how it brings the best out. Yep.
Speaking of putting in the work, it's that time of year, the special time of year when guys post videos and teens post videos of people working out in weight rooms. That's right.
Everybody's getting into shape. And nothing's more important than the weight room social media posts.
All right. Let's start with this one from Jameis Winston, which I personally love because it's obvious that Jameis is mocking people that do this.
In this clip post a few weeks ago, on Modern Day Fitness on Twitter, Jameis didn't even have to change after signing his Browns contract before he immediately is taking snaps under center. I love this dude, man.
He's so ready to go. You think he's got his W underneath while he's taking the underneath snap no i don't but that'd be a good bit social media is a big thing now i'd rather just work out you know i'll pump up uh all my trainers you know i'll make sure they get their love and their shout out because i i do appreciate you know what they bring to the table and i want to help their career out but at the same time i'm i'm over posting workout videos and even practice videos at that i don't like posting practice highlights and shit because all that shit doesn't mean anything for sure if i'm gonna post anything it's gonna be about a game on the field in a stadium everything outside of it i think is just you know it's to your discretion if you want to do it more power to you i like to kind of work and work behind the scenes now and the workouts i'm doing aren't very impressive yeah right like i just check out this unbelievable 20 minute bike ride i did after i lifted weights yeah i'm doing sprints in a parking lot you did have a nice hill incline in a parking garage it is it really is nice and i'm telling you it works you already know incline incline running very good yeah here's my deal with it i don't care i know that everybody's into social media now i don't care if you're posting stuff like that as long as you're actually working if you're working do whatever the fuck you want on social media i don't care but in my experience most of the guys posting shit on social media and working yeah they're like i literally would see guys come in take a photo of them doing some curls and fucking walk straight out my brother you just got in this motherfucker and then i'd see on social media putting that work in like come on let's let's get out of this Yeah.
But there's guys. I mean, Aaron Donald.
Aaron Donald used to post videos of his guys doing fucking knife fighting with his hands and shit. I wouldn't have worked out for a week with Aaron.
I'm like, oh, this dude's actually. Oh, shit.
This ain't some bullshit. He's actually putting that work in, right? So if you're putting the work in, more power to you.
Post it to social media all you want. But I just can't stand when guys are like, do one set just so they can get a post out there, and then they're on to whatever else they're doing for the rest of the day.
Come on, let's not put that facade up. Next up, we got Houston Texans wide receiver Stefan Diggs putting that work in with some weighted push-ups.
Yeah, and I've seen Stefan is definitely one of those guys who puts the fucking work in. I've seen that guy go to work out in L.A.
numerous times.

I mean, this is impressive.

He competes.

He competes all year round. Like when he's if we're just throwing routes, he's finding a DB to work on some stuff.

And so I admired how he does it.

He's one of those guys that definitely posts what how he how he works.

And he does it the right way, though.

This is impressive.

I mean, it's very impressive. I just don't know what the point is.
Well, just, I mean, have you ever done it? I've done push-ups with, like, a plate on my back, but, like, once you start getting to, like, this level, why not just do a bench press? Like, isn't that what the weights, that's what you use the bar for so you put the plates on? Maybe it's more core stability. I'm sure there's more core stabilization.
I'm kind of being funny here. And there's clearly a lot of stabilization going on here.
It's impressive. It really is.
Yeah. I think a lot of times people just do shit to make it look cool on social media.
Like knife fight? Hey, it works. That's all I know.
Whatever he's doing, if I can keep doing it. I ain't questioning nothing probably shouldn't question stefan either because whatever he's doing is working too next we've got micah parson putting in the work on his trip to tokyo how about this man this is actually this is some good shit right here uh he's shared a video with himself taking on a sumo wrestler out there in tokyo which is cool as fuck and this is you made a good point earlier about it uh reminding you of the most iconic sumo wrestler that we know because he just he was an anomaly yeah he looks like none of the others dude so jeff stoutland would show this guy every year to like show how important technique and leverage and fundamentals are because this guy uh i think It's a taka oh yeah here he goes taka no yama shuntado okay i don't even know if i'm saying that right okay it was close fuck it dude would just go in here and he would just beat the shit out of guys twice his size even bigger off of just pure hand placement it's electric and leverage but it was awesome to watch micahah held his own as well.
So he lost the first one. Yeah.
And then he came back and he totally got after him in the second one. Bro.
Which doesn't surprise me. I think Micah, if he really, if he put his mind to it and decided to just get fatter than fuck, he'd probably be one of the best sumos of all time.
Yeah that won't get you 50 million a year so you keep sacking those quarterbacks micah do we know that for sure do we know what sumos make oh that's a good question i don't know what's the top sumo making ah fuck we gotta get on this what's the top sumo i'm so curious now i might have fucking said too much highest paido. This is a big deal in Japan.
Are you kidding me? Hell yeah, it is. Top earners of sumos from 2022.
Yeah, he should stick to the NFL. Definitely.
He should stick. He should stay there.
I don't even need to read further. I mean, he's damn good at the NFL.
I see where they're starting with this at, and we're not even in the same we should stick to football oh man sauce gardener uh imagine a sumo wrestler playing center or guard in the nfl done this guy i mean the replacements it's a decent yeah i mean listen eugene chung there's judo judo there's a lot of judo techniques with sumo wrestling and like kind of like understanding leverage and throwing and i think you know who is really good at it uh not necessarily sumo wrestling but like jujitsu and stuff was tamba ali that doesn't surprise me tamba ali he used to actually have a mat every training camp yeah in the indoor for the afternoon and he would just he would ask it uh like an offensive lineman defensive lineman he'd ask somebody every day if you want to come in here and just get your ass beat on the fucking mat i'm just like i never saw i'm not signing up for that shit tom but he would get in a full sweat and just like chris jones actually had a pretty good bit about that i got on that mat one time and never went back he never did it again he never did it again'd get on a mat there's nothing more tiring than wrestling doing jujitsu it is the most tiring thing you will ever do it's not doing it it's fun as shit um i think a lot of offensive linemen and defensive linemen work hand fighting and like different martial arts or boxing techniques and yeah i think there's undoubted i mean an extent, you're utilizing a lot of similar strategies. In boxing, when you have the length, you're using it.
You're throwing jabs. If you have the length as an offensive lineman, utilize your length.
If you've got a little bit shorter arms and you're like, now, hey, let's get into the Mike Tyson. Let's start working the body.
Let's get into them and utilize our quickness and our athleticism. I think some sumo wrestlers could be pretty good at offensive line i think you're gonna have to have a little bit more agility and athleticism and open space that you don't really get to show up um on uh on the sumo wrestling mat but but like you said some of some of the skill set does there's a there's a carryover for sure yeah thomas oh dude i see exactly yeah he's working with my guy felix right there he's bigger than he was in the league this is this is them just working football stuff but he'll actually he'll put the whole uh jujitsu outfit on i forget what they're called and and just be sweat he'll be sweating just like this and you gotta wrestle him and he used to just torture people i'm not gonna name names i wrestled in uh in middle school and one of the guys he i mean he would never wear deodorant and every once in a while he would get me up under his armpit and it was it was so i wanted to like quit on the spot like dude can you operate with some type of personal hygiene here this is is like, I could still smell it today.

All right. And lastly, we finally got to some Eagles clips here.

We got to what everybody wanted.

Everybody wanted to see the Saquon and Jalen squat off.

This is actually not a squat off.

They're just squatting, guys.

This is what they do.

They're football players, and they're in the offseason,

and they're going to squat.

But, I mean, it's pretty cool. Two legendary squatters in the same room squatting guys.
This is what they do. They're football players and they're in the offseason and they're going to squat.
But I mean, it's pretty cool.

Two legendary squatters

in the same room squatting.

I wonder if they're both going to push some weight,

really test the limits to see

who's got the best squat.

My knees almost exploded just watching this.

Trav, what are you squatting these days?

Bodyweight squats.

I'm a big calisthenics.

Work with rubber bands. I'm a big band guy big kaiser guy too big kaiser machine guy i think jay might have six on there i can't even see yeah there's a lot of weight on those bars i think they both got five which is impressive it's a 495 jesus oh jaylen carter hello big boy i think he's got five and a quarter I can't tell.
It's hard to tell in the video. Jalen was caught enjoying every bit of seeing Saquon fucking squatting.
Oh, yeah. Look at that big smile.
You know, he looks like just a proud coach. Yeah.
Hands on the hips. Admiring.
He's got good depth. He's got really good depth.
You don't coach that.'s like oh yeah he's gonna be running he's gonna run through the hole just fine what's he wearing he's got them barefoot shoes on saquon's got them barefoot shoes on yeah when are uh when are we gonna drop a squatting video listen i'll do it the last time i squatted with you what's that machine you always take down to the shore i don't take it all the time actually that was the only i really took it down there that uh that was the only time squatted with you yeah the k box there you go which is really built for more like of the endurance of squatting than it is actual power but correct well it's it's weird because it's like the harder you go the harder it pulls you down so it's like an eccentric exercise oh nice it was actually created for astronauts so they could work out in outer space because there's no gravity to

utilize for working out.

Wow. How about that?

Yeah, I think that that's why that thing exists.

Damn, there's just so many smart

people out here.

I would have never thought of that one.

For sure. Good machine, though.
Are you still

squatting? Dude, I love a good back squat.

I'm not going to lie. I have not been squatting

heavy, though. I've been

trying to preserve my knees, but

Thank you. For sure.
Good machine, though. Are you still squatting? Dude, I love a good back squat.
I'm not going to lie. I have not been squatting heavy, though.
I've been trying to preserve my knees. But every once in a while, I get the itch.
But if I'm wrapping my knees and belting, I can still push six plates. I can get over six plates.
Wrapping my knees and belting, dude. If I fucking put on a belt, I'm retiring.
All you got to do is wrap them knees. You'll be surprised.
Make them knees feel like rubber bands. Throw that weight on, Bubba.
All I need is a little pop out of the bottom. Shout out to my knees.
I think that's all the football stuff we got for you guys. Sorry, guys.
It is the offseason, but we're gearing up and we're fired up. We're only 120 days out.
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So should I get the sword?

Oh shit. Dude, that is legit.

It's a fucking sword.

Oh my god. Let's give it a test.

Oh wow.

Nope.

It's not sharp. It's not sharp.
It will not it will not look like a fucking idiot it will not cut there we go break it down there's no chipping it doesn't have the best edge on it guy's gonna have to sharpen it what does the engraving say on it nice very good follow new heights on theondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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