586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury

It's time to make memories and see the country.

It's time for a great adventure and RVing.

But don't let your journey be interrupted because you don't have power.

Get all the power you need when upgrading your coach with a Cummins RV generator.

Go to shop.cummins.com or follow us on Instagram at Cummins Lifestyle to learn more.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn.

My name is Dan Schreiber.

I am sitting here with Andrew Hunton-Murray, Anna Toshinsky, and James Harkin.

And once again, we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.

And in no particular order, here we go.

Starting with fact number one, and that is Anna.

My fact this week is that when Socrates lost feeling in his penis, he asked his friend to sacrifice a cock.

Wow.

When you say sacrifice is cock, does that mean he swaps it over for Socrates as well?

It's like a battery swap.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you rubbed it?

Yeah.

Have you put it in the right way around?

It's like a literal organ donor.

Yeah, this is very immature wording of a very serious story about someone who had to commit suicide.

So it's 399 BC.

Wow, I didn't actually read the story.

He was executed by himself.

Yeah, I think that is a difference.

It is so bizarre.

Yeah, I don't know if we do this anymore in any countries that the state sentenced him to suicide, which I don't know if you can call it suicide when the state.

But they gave him the hemlock and he took it.

Anyway, and the effect of it, because he was so hardcore, Socrates, and he was so had his shit together.

Hemlock usually had quite violent effects on people, but according to people who are around him, with him, it just made him go numb gradually from the feet up.

It crept up his legs and as it reached his groin uh the numbness of the hemlock as he was killing himself according to plato he spoke his last words which were we owe a rooster to asclepius we owe a cock to asclepius don't forget to pay that debt and then he died and asclepius was a god this is not a person he had borrowed a cockerel from sorry so

and we should say we're in we're in fourth century athens that's the other thing we should say bc

bc sorry fourth century bc athens asclepius was the god of healing yeah the idea is that whenever you were sick and you got better, you sacrificed a cockerel to Asclepius.

Yes.

But he saw his death as a recovery from life almost.

Like, he wasn't scared of death, was the point.

He's been cured of the sickness of living.

It's very cryptic.

And also, you can't ask him, what did you mean by that exactly?

Because he's literally just died.

So there are a few theories of, or maybe...

He's making fun of the Pythagoreans because they saw cockerels as being sacred.

Or maybe he was alluding to something else.

But it seems likely that exactly he was saying actually life is the illness yes

nice real chin stroker well he was a funny man wasn't he he was a funny guy yeah there's a big theory that he didn't die of hemlock really i mean he had died of hemlock but it wasn't hemlock that made him go numb because hemlock doesn't make you go numb no but as i said he's a very special man i think

the suggestion is that he had a lot of opium mixed in with it to kind of take the edge off a little bit.

Okay.

Because there was a guy in the 18th century described described the effects of hemlock.

There was a guy called Fergus Caird, and he was living in the village of Taliska, and he mistakenly ate some hemlock roots, thinking it was carrots.

Oh, no.

And it said his eyes did roll about, his countenance became very pale, his sight had almost failed him, the frame of his body was all in a strange convulsion, and his pudender retired so inwardly that there was no discerning whether he had been male or female.

Okay,

but it was quite funny.

It would make you convulse and stuff.

Was he all right in in the end?

This guy actually got better.

They basically gave him loads of stuff to make him vomit and make him shit himself until it all got out of his system and he just about survived.

What about his pudenda?

Did they re-inflate?

Not recounted.

Damn it.

Why do they run the important stuff?

That's interesting about the opium because that kind of suggested it's like the equivalent of a last meal when you're on death row.

It's like you're going to be drinking this.

What would you like as your mixer?

Yeah.

What do you want in there to make it go down nicely at the end?

Can I have a hemlock and opium?

He's only got Pepsi, is that okay?

Opium Max, unfortunately.

We should say what he was sentenced to death for.

Yeah.

Corrupting the youth.

Corrupting the youth and also impiety.

And he'd been teaching young people critical thinking, which was frowned on.

And he'd also probably not been taking religion completely seriously.

And Athens was a very religious society.

And also, the other sort of context is like Athens had had this really rough time.

It was sort of, it was in the golden age of democracy, but they'd just been really walloped in a war by the Persians.

And,

you know, it was just, it was a very rough time.

And there's a theory that people were willing to put up with Socrates, who famously asked provocative questions, didn't accept the established version of things.

Like, he was a provocateur, he was a thinker.

And there was a theory that when it was going fine for Athens, people were willing to put up with that.

And then when Athens was really doing badly, people said, This is this is subversive now.

So we're going to have to, you're going to have to knock it off.

Interesting.

So he was tried for that, you know.

He was tried by a jury, and it was a massive jury.

It's not like your classic 12 angry people.

It is 501 jury members.

The Levi's jury.

The Levi's jury.

Absolutely.

And it was the one extra is so that you don't get a tie when it comes to.

It'd be bad luck to get 250 all, wouldn't it?

Exactly.

He ended up with a close margin.

280 voted that he was guilty versus 221.

Not that close.

Well,

I guess it's.

He went thump it in a modern democracy.

That's a resounding mandate.

Okay, well, he got thumped.

Well, what's even crazier is that he lost it, 280 to 221.

That was just to find him guilty.

Then there was another vote to see what the sentence should be.

He said, well, I think you should give me free lunch for life.

Like he was a joker, right?

That pissed off the members of the jury, including jury members who said that he was innocent.

And even they voted for the death sentence because I was so pissed off by that joke that he made.

Because I think it's a weird thing to ask the newly guilty party, what do you think your punishment should be?

It's a bit like asking a toddler, isn't it?

Yeah.

But maybe that was a little bit like Twist playing your own game, Mr.

Socrates.

You're the one always asking us bloody questions rather than giving us answers.

Well, we'll ask you a question.

Did anyone vote for the free lunches for life?

To be fair, he did get free lunches for life, probably.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't imagine he had to pay for the hemlock and opium.

Maybe it was his clever way of saying, I think I should be put to death in a couple of days, but that I should get the food in the prison in that time.

Like, that was his clever way of saying, yes, put me to death.

Yeah.

It's got to be a clever way of saying something, because that was what he did, wasn't it?

Well, actually, like, you know what?

He was sentenced to death, but then his mates bribed the prison guards and said, we'll get you out of here.

And he said.

No, you're all right.

Yeah.

I'll just take my punishment.

And his idea was that the law of Athens had protected him all the way through his life.

And so it would be inconsistent to say, well, now I think that because the laws are against me, I shouldn't follow them anymore.

But I'm grateful.

That is good.

And he was 70 as well.

So going on the lamb would probably, I mean, just surviving in ancient Greece outside Athens was probably...

Yeah, he must have been in terrible shape.

Ancient Greece, aged 70, 71.

Tom Cruise is 63.

So let's put this in context.

Socrates was only a few years older than Tom Cruise is now.

So Socrates's

method was really good.

You know, you'd say, so what do you think?

You'd just get someone into a conversation, say, so what do you think about this matter or another?

And they'd say their opinion.

And then he would slowly unravel them.

Oh, yeah.

Anytime they said something, he said, well, hang on, you said just a moment ago that this other thing was true.

So how can those both be true?

And you would end up with both of you in a state of aporia where neither of you can further define the idea that is under discussion.

And there are lots of anecdotes written about Socrates getting into conversations with people who end up just saying to him, Sorry, I have to go.

I have nothing more to say.

I'm on my way to work.

He's basically like a charity bugger outside the station.

Sorry, just one minute.

What do you think of free speech?

Did he get punched too much?

Was he ever...

I imagine you're in the groceries and you're behind Socrates and he's questioning the seller.

Would you punch someone for that?

Try to not engage Dan.

You should see him in the tell items off you line.

What is an item?

That's that bunch of grapes.

Is that one item?

Is that 12 items?

He did used to cost people in the gym quite a lot when they were exercising, which maybe isn't a good idea if you want to avoid being punched.

If he was in the gym causing ruckus and starting fights, I actually think he would have held up on his own because we do picture Socrates as this older philosopher walking around barefooted.

You know how I picture him?

Yeah.

Exactly how he is in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

And I also pronounce him Socrates most of the time.

Socrates.

Yeah, exactly.

We picture him as this philosopher, but actually, he was a decorated military hero.

He went all the way up to 48.

He was still going to battles.

He was still in front line.

And I just didn't know that about him at all.

I've just had this old man philosopher in my head.

But it does raise some questions because, so, the three main people in his life who wrote about him were Aristophanes, Xenophon, and Plato.

So, huge amount from Xenophon.

And I hadn't realized he saved Xenophon in the middle of battle.

So, in the Peloponnesian Wars, Xenophon was dying.

It's a little bit like the two little boys story.

Xenophon's lying there dying.

He trots up, says, do you think I'd leave you dying?

Tosses Xenophon over his shoulder and carries him out of battle with one hand while fighting people with the other.

I thought they both had a wooden horse or something.

That's the Trojan War you're thinking of.

No way.

Did you just make that joke?

That's incredible.

What is the Two Little Boys story?

Yes, they start off with a wooden horse, but you've obviously never made it to verse two where they go into real battle.

Yeah, they grow up.

Do they grow apart and then they come back together?

One of them saves the other's life.

Yeah, right.

It does ring a bell now.

He's a tear joker.

Anyway, then Xenophon wrote loads of really obsequious shit about him for the next 50 years.

But of course he did.

He saved his life.

And we also get a lot from Plato.

Because these are all his students, right?

And Plato writes all the really smart things that Socrates thought,

but actually kind of starts off like that.

But then towards the end, it's just whatever Plato thinks.

And it's like, oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Socrates thought that Tramira are the best team in League Two this season.

Yeah.

So he's just like, you never know where Socrates ends and where Plato starts.

That's funny.

Is it right that there's no written stuff by Socrates?

There's no record of any of that.

He hated writing.

He was against it.

Yeah.

He thought it would ruin people's memories.

So, but it's proved.

And the well done hit it.

In fact, that's the reason that a lot of historians apparently really love the Bill and Ted movie, because in it, you can't understand what he's saying.

And that is very on point with the fact that we don't know anything that he actually said.

Right.

Yeah.

So it's a perfect representation of Socrates.

Okay.

I haven't seen it, but I am going to counter the claim that it's a perfect representation of Socrates nonetheless.

Yeah.

Is that good?

No.

Not for

the most triumphant movie.

Was there a Mrs.

Socrates?

Yes, there was.

Yes.

She was called Xanthippi.

Yeah.

Saying that right.

Very useful for us at the moment because we're researching the X series of QI, as is Xenophon, actually.

Yes.

So they had three boys and they lived in near poverty while Socrates went around the city asking people weird questions.

Does this remind you of anyone?

Dan Schreiber.

Three boys.

Yeah.

Yeah, near poverty.

You're always just going around asking people weird questions while Fenn is saying, we need to sort out this or that.

Yes, if Dan's the great philosopher of our time, we are really

just another Xanthope thing.

This is a mystery that I got too deeply into, so I'm going to drag you down.

Xanthope was the original shrew.

She's, you know, known throughout medieval history as she's the shrewish wife.

She's mentioned in the taming of the shrew as the archetype.

And then a shrew was discovered in the late 19th century, and it was named Xanthope's shrew by the person who discovered it.

Obviously, after Xanthope.

But get this, its other name is the yellow-footed shrew.

Now, as I'm sure you all know, Xanthos in Greek is yellow, golden yellow, and podes

is like feet.

So Xanthope

sort of means yellow-footed, and it's got yellow feet, but it's named after Xanthipe the woman.

What's going on?

That's amazing.

I got lost halfway through.

Has anyone followed?

So they named it after Xanthipe,

yellow feet.

Yeah, because she's a shrewish woman.

But if you twist the words a bit, it sounds like it's got yellow feet in Greek.

Exactly.

That's crazy.

That's really good.

Thank you.

Are you the first person to make that link?

I think I might be.

Wow.

Yeah, this is going to blow some stuff open.

Yeah.

Let's get in touch with our PR.

Let's get that out there.

We don't have a PR.

Damn it.

Daily Express, though, if you're listening.

I have a favorite Socrates sort of thing that he did.

It's the Socrates freeze.

Did you read about this?

It's written about, so Plato writes about it in the symposium.

Basically, he used to get stuck with ideas in his head that he really needed to think about.

And when he did, he just stopped or moved himself to a convenient, out-of-the-way spot and just remained there completely still, no matter what he was on his way to.

So, in this, he was on his way to a dinner party and he suddenly had an idea.

He just stands on the porch and just stays silent.

And that's how he lived his life.

When I walk into a room and can't remember why I went in, I do the exact same thing.

Just stand there and look around and go, What was it I came in here for?

Right.

Maybe you, maybe you are the great philosopher of our time.

I think we all know that.

I think that's probably true.

But you're saying Socrates is standing on that porch going, Who the fuck's else is this?

Yeah, that's what I reckon.

My favorite Socrates is the.

I know who it's going to be.

My favourite Socrates.

Who is it, Ali?

Do you think?

It's going to be the other famous Socrates in history, the football player.

The football player.

Oh, nice.

From Brazil in the 80s.

He was known as the smartest player in the Brazilian football team.

Question: Was he known as Socrates before people thought he was smart, or was he called Socrates and then people thought he was?

He was known as Socrates from a very young age.

People in Brazil, they'll often get a nickname.

But I think actually his dad was a self-taught, very poor, but self-taught guy, and he named him Socrates after the philosopher, because I think his brothers were called Sophocles and some other very lesser Greek person.

Yeah, so his dad was a philosopher, like he studied philosophy, and he had lots of books.

And basically, it was quite sad, actually, because there was a coup d'etat in Brazil.

And when the army came in, they forced everyone to burn all their books.

And Socrates, as a child, the footballer, he watched his dad burning all the books in his library.

And imagine how painful that was for him because he that was what he loved.

He loved his books.

And did that then set him on to football?

He said, Well, if I can't, if I can't read because of this coup, I'm gonna become a book.

No, he was just a great footballer, really, because he also had a medical degree, which he got while he was playing football.

Yeah, he was super smart.

He was amazing.

And then when he got towards the end of his career, he got into politics as well.

And he said, if this, you know, if this military dictatorship doesn't leave and if they don't allow free elections, then I'm going to leave and I'm going to go and play in Italy.

And what happened?

He went to play in Italy.

All right.

So

what a letdown.

I thought you were going to say, and the government backed down.

No, in fairness, like they did back down eventually.

He played one year in Fiorentina and then the next year they did back down and he came back.

But they didn't just abandon the dictatorship because to get him back into the country.

No, they didn't, but he was quite instrumental.

Yeah, yeah.

He was such a big campaigner for all that.

He was such a great guy and he made them all wear shirts saying democracy in their big.

This is when he played for the Corinthians.

Right.

Which is also really cool because obviously the Corinthians, great allies of Athens, allies of Socrates.

Socrates fought with them in the Peloponnesian Wars.

Anna, have you taken Dan's coincidence pills?

This is insane.

This is insane.

I love it.

Okay, it is time for fact number two.

That is Andy.

My fact is that a lot of people in the UK have their heating controlled by BBC Radio 4.

That is amazing.

Seems likely, doesn't it?

Yeah, this is mad.

This, I should say, was sent in as an audience effect.

It was sent in by Bill Welch.

So thank you, Bill.

Right, so you all have electricity in your homes, right?

Not me with my poverty situation going on.

I'm out on the streets anyway, so it doesn't matter.

So your electricity is controlled by a meter, and it might be a smart meter if you've had it upgraded, or it might be an old-fashioned one, which measures the current going into your home, and you pay for the amount you use, but you also pay maybe a different amount at different times of day.

You know, at night, there's more electricity that's going unused and like there's more wind turbines going around, so there's lots of cheap electricity available.

Some old-fashioned electricity meters can switch between different tariffs, different rates they're charging you.

And the way they do it, switching twice a day, is that they are set up to receive a signal embedded in the BBC Radio 4 long wave radio center.

It's nuts.

Twice a day, Radio 4 sends out this message from Droitwitch, which is in the middle of the country and is a a transmitter that can reach the whole country.

And it just goes blip and hundreds of thousands of homes across the country switch onto the new tariff that they're paying for their electricity.

And this system, it dates back, I think, about 40 years.

It's only meant to last another month or so.

They're meant to be shutting it down in June 2025, but still they've got hundreds of thousands of homes where they haven't switched over the meters yet.

Oh, we don't know what's going to happen.

No.

Because at time of recording, they're still going to cut it off.

I know.

Good luck.

They are trying to switch people over, but they have to accelerate pretty fast.

they're switching people over at like several thousand a day or they're trying to but it's hard isn't it and there's a there is a petition just in case anyone's listening and thinks hang on i don't want this to happen on change.org do check it out because it's

like

i think it's gonna happen i think i think there's time yeah if you're listening to radio four and you're listening out for this noise you're not gonna hear it

because it's not a bloop not really it's um it's the signal is sent by the phase information of the wave so you've got this radio wave sort of pulsing through the country and it's always the same frequency so that you can pick it up on your radio but if sometimes they put little changes in where the peaks and the troughs are in this wave and those tiny changes are the things that it picks up right and your radio would normally strip away any of those differences any radio that you own you would never hear this now in theory you could build a radio like a ham radio that would pick it up but even if you did that it would just be the tiniest little hum you would have on your situation.

That's interesting.

So, if you are at home and your radio is off, you've turned off radio four.

That's it can't get through the radio, right?

Like, that's it.

No, that's not how radio works.

And then you pay loads of extra money for heating.

It's such a stupid system.

So, people have to leave their radios on all night.

Your electricity meter is a radio.

It contains a tiny little rod with iron in it.

And that's an antennae, and that can receive 198 kilohertz radio waves.

and any signal that comes in on that radio wave will be picked up by that little rod yeah and so that is kind of acting like a radio but you can't get you can't get testmatter special through your electricity beam so okay so if i don't if i lean up close i won't hear the archer's theme tune okay that's good to know testmatch special isn't played on radio 4 anyway no it's already

got rid of it a few years ago okay oh my god i think that's the saddest part of all this stuff actually that test match special isn't on radio 4 anymore right it's not even long wave because the reason they put it like we should say, long, like most people listen to FM or probably now digital, right?

But long wave was because there are about 90,000 homes in the country which couldn't get FM radio.

And you would have to carpet the country with transmitters to make that signal available absolutely everywhere.

So for those homes, they just had the long wave signal, which is

the difference that it get anywhere.

And also, if you then have a...

program that lasts for five days like Testmash Special, you just shove it on long wave.

So you don't have to stop all other radio for a week.

But this is why the heating has had to to be a stop rate.

It's not about the heating systems changing over, it's about Radio 4 saying no one's using long wave anymore.

So, also, this will be probably news to maybe five people left in the country.

They're stopping broadcasting over long wave.

And this is just the knock-on effect where these guys are going, hang on, that's going to stop my heating.

Although it doesn't really affect that many people.

For instance, if you go to Curry's and try and buy a radio, I think of all the radios they sell in the entire country, there's only one of them that will pick up long wave signals these days.

Is that true?

We're shooting ourselves in the foot by turning off long wave.

What about when the internet stops, when it breaks, we're going to need a good, reliable backup system, and that can be long wave.

Yeah, well, that's probably there, right?

For us to still use.

No, it's not.

This is the weird thing.

The whole point of it is that they can't get these handmade glass valves.

There are these big glass valves which make the long wave signal work.

And

the BBC bought the entire global supply some years ago, which was 10.

And you need two of them to make the transmitter transmitter work, right?

How long do they last?

Well, between one and 10 years.

So then down to their last two now.

They've got no spares in the cupboard.

They're using their last two valves.

When one of those goes, the system goes.

One interesting thing about the long wave, especially this thing in Droit Witch, is you have to send out a frequency.

And it has to be exactly 198 kilohertz, right?

But how do you make sure that the frequency is always the same when you're sending this signal out?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Well, they used to have a thing called an Essen ring, and it was made of quartz.

And if you apply voltage to quartz, it vibrates at a very precise frequency.

And you had to, it had to be in a perfect ring, and you had to sort of hang it up by nylon threads.

That's so cool.

The technology

used to have.

And one of these existed inside the Droit Witch thing so that you would always have the exact frequency.

And now they do it with rubidium.

So they get some rubidium atoms, like a gas.

What?

And

rubidium atoms, rubidium-87, the isotope, they always transition between two energy levels.

This is quantum physics now, which are exactly 6.834682610 gigahertz apart.

And that's basically an atomic clock.

That's what that is.

Okay.

Yeah, because this is how we used to keep time in Paris, wasn't it, with the quartz before they came up with the bad watch?

Absolutely.

So that's how my Casio works.

Yes.

Yep.

Actually, I'm not even joking.

It has a a small piece of quartz in.

That's how a digital watch works.

So yours works in the same way that the S and ring would work.

But obviously, you don't have rubidium atoms in there.

I didn't spring for that.

I saw it on Amazon as an option.

It's like, but it was three quid more, and I thought, no, stuff there.

But the atomic clock inside Droit Witch not lose more than one second every 3,000 years if it was a watch.

Super.

Wow.

Which is pretty good.

Although we're now up to with atomic clocks, ones that won't lose a second in 30 billion years.

Yeah, we've got too perfectionisty, haven't we?

It's like having to find the next digit of pie.

Who cares?

We've gone far enough.

A second every 3,000 years is still, if you'd started that when we invented farming and came to now, it would still be within three seconds, which I think is good.

I just think that's good.

Socrates would be almost a second late if you had a meeting with him.

It doesn't matter.

He's frozen half a mile down the road anyway.

I had to refresh my memory from the old GCSE of physics of how on earth all these waves bloody work.

And so,

in case you need it, long wave hugs the ground, which I just like the idea that that's why it can get to all of those places, is that like some sort of weird cartoon character just clings just above the ground so it can gallop over mountains and humps and everything.

Whereas, if you're in a valley, you still get it.

Exactly.

So, is it bouncing off the sky?

Sometimes it is, but more important with the bouncing off the sky, and I think this is the very cool thing: is shortwave reception.

So, shortwave relies on the ionosphere, which is the ring in our atmosphere of charged ions.

And the reason they're charged is because the sunlight bashes into atoms in the daytime in our atmosphere and it causes them all to react with each other and lose electrons and they become ions.

So it's all very electrically charged.

And we use that ionosphere, shortwave, to bounce radio signal up and then back down to us.

What I quite like about that is that that means that you'd get much better reception at night on the radio just because of how the ionosphere works.

So basically in the daytime the ionosphere has been all charged up by the sun so it's lots of ions like free electrons wandering around looking for a partner and so the radio wave goes up like someone going into a ballroom full of dancers looking for partners.

Sexy stuff yeah yeah.

Yeah.

And it's harder in the daytime to get through that ballroom because the dancers keep on trying to dance with you.

They're these free ions being like, hey, pair up with me, pair up with me.

But in the nighttime, they all chill out, they recombine with their normal partners because the sunlight's gone away and stopped stirring them up.

So the radio signal of your shortwave radio can just go straight through the dance floor without anyone, you know, assaulting them.

Which is all well and good, but you can't play cricket in the nighttime.

So the terrible irony is you can never listen to Tess What's Special with a good signal.

That is the ultimate point, it's pointless.

What good radio is on at three in the morning?

Droit Witch played a part in D-Day.

Did it?

Yes, it did.

The D in D-Day stands for Droit Witch.

Droit Witch Day.

The date of the landings was broadcast from the Dreitwich transmitter because there were people in France, the resistance, they were getting signals from Britain.

And how do you send a signal all the way to France?

Well, it's pretty difficult unless you have a big old tower that can send long wave.

And so they did.

And they could pick up the BBC French service from there.

And they played like a poem by Paul Verlin, I think.

And when they heard that poem, they knew that this was the time to...

Basically, what they did was they would kind of cause ruckus with the Germans and like, you know, just be a pain in the ass.

If you're going to blow up the railways, blow them up now.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah.

Just keep them occupied in various...

Oh, ironically, you're the one who's occupied, but

keep them occupied while we're going onto the beaches.

Well, so the signal was like, create a distraction.

Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Can we say what the line was?

It's so cool.

So as you say, James, it was a poem by Paul Verland, who was a 19th century, quite avant-garde, gay poet.

Like he was.

Was he the one who had an affair with Rambo, I I think.

I think he did.

Not Rambo, the

dan's looking interested.

Tell me more.

Who's Rambo?

Arthur Rambeau is the poet as well.

Yeah.

They were like the romantic poets of France.

Yeah, they were terrific.

That's a disappointing movie night when I've rented that movie.

Rambo First Blood.

Actually, Total Eclipse starring Leonardo DiCaprio asked Rambo.

Is a great film, Dan.

Yeah, there you go.

So the poem starts: Le song le langue de vielong d'autum blesse mon que dans longue longer monoton.

The long sobs of autumn violins wound my heart with a monotonous languor.

Very poetic.

So when they broadcast the first half, that was a signal to the French resistance, invasion's going to be within two weeks.

You've got two weeks to get ready.

And then they broadcast the second half of that line, which was, you've got 48 hours.

Like the French service broadcast all of these phrases, some of which were meaningful, like...

Molasses tomorrow will bring forth cognac.

That just went into France.

It might have been done in Morse code, but it was...

And then John has a long moustache.

And some of these phrases were meaningful to the resistance, and a lot of them were nonsense, just to confuse the Germans, basically.

And the Germans knew the significance of the Verlan poem.

There was an officer, a German intelligence officer, who said, okay, the invasion's coming within 48 hours.

And he passed the message on, but it did not get through to the army who were actually in charge of Normandy and trying to man the beaches.

Did he go shortwave?

I did.

Yeah, the warning wasn't passed passed on.

That's mad, really.

It's huge.

That's a big counterfactual.

Well, the amazing thing is also the Germans sent some signals from Dreitwitch as well.

Didn't they?

They had someone on the inside, and so they could use the Dreitwitch transmitter to send their own signals to people in France.

Right.

There was a German spy in Dreitwich.

Yeah, yeah.

They don't know who it was, but they assume it was someone working at the BBC or something.

That's crazy.

That's cool.

I like that long wave can go through water as well.

And that was submarines would use long wave to get their radio, their radio 4, they would literally use to get it.

I think they still do.

Yeah, they still do, but obviously at the end of this month, they won't, right?

What are they going to do?

I don't know.

They've obviously got a new thing.

They're going to swap two, but that was the thing.

I'm sure we've said it, where in wartime, you would make sure that England was still there, basically, while you were underwater if Radio 4 was still going.

They've probably got BBC sounds now.

That's true.

They probably pre-download before they go.

I do love codes in.

I feel like we should do this at some point.

There's a whole period of American radio where they would put a code for the listener at the end of a radio show.

So it would be like a little bit of Morse code and you had a decoder at home as part of the fan club.

So it would give little teasers for what's happening in the episode that you were going to hear the next day or the next week.

That's a really good idea because we know that you listening to this almost certainly stop listening before we say our email addresses at the end because we've seen the figures.

We know when the drop-off comes.

I mean, are you saying we should put them in Morse code at at the start of the podcast?

No, I'm saying we put something special at the very end so people are forced to listen to us saying, Yeah, I'm on Instagram.

We're gonna do it.

We can just tell people we'll put something special.

What should we put?

Crossword?

That's the

crossword clue?

That's the most fun I think I've seen.

What about Sudoku?

So I'll do the first box blank.

We're gonna

listen next week.

In just 81 episodes time,

you'll have made your own Sudoku credit.

This will get people listening.

Okay, it is time for fact number three, and that is my fact.

My fact this week is that Andy Warhol would regularly have his wig cut by a barber and then return the following month wearing a new longer wig.

Very annoying for that barber.

Yeah, how did the barber react?

Well, this is Andy Warhol we're talking about.

He, as well as being an artist, was an art piece in himself.

And the barber would have known and would have enjoyed what they were doing.

Part of it.

Absolutely.

You know, like at the moment, if you're a barber, you have to sit there waiting for your customers to grow hair.

But if they just come in and buy some hair for you to cut, it's giving you more work.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Yeah.

Was it so that his friends would kind of slowly see his wig get longer and shorter so it looked more realistic?

Yeah, well, I think as well, like this is one of the most photographed socialites in America at the time.

He wanted to make sure that his look was ever-changing.

It was sort of in fashion.

The wig was a huge part of his life, by the way.

Because his wig is a very obvious wig, Andy Warhol's, isn't it?

Yes.

Yeah.

It's silvery, isn't it?

Yeah.

I know he had hundreds of.

But iconic.

So he basically started going bold when he was in his 20s and he really didn't want this.

And there's a lot of early art pieces where it clearly is playing on his mind.

There's a piece that he did called Bold question Mark, where he just showed someone gradually becoming bold in sketches.

And so he took it very seriously.

And there's a huge collection of Andy Warhol wigs that are out there now.

They were all very nicely made by a man who was called Paul Bocchiccio.

They were iconic wigs.

Yeah.

You could buy one in 2006 at auction for $10,800, at which time it was the most expensive wig ever sold.

Oh, yeah.

Has it been overtaken?

Three times.

Do you want to guess?

Oh, yes.

You can get them all.

Big wigs.

Marsh Simpson.

Oh, my God.

Let's try some real life people.

Okay, okay.

But Big Wigs is a good name for when I turn this into a Channel 5 format.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'll take my usual 10% fee.

Yeah, I feel like we might struggle after the first episode, in fact, after the first question.

I'm struggling now.

I think of really famous artists.

So I'm thinking of people.

I'm thinking of iconic weird artists like Salvador Darling.

Think of more famous, very famous artists.

Edmund.

Edmund Everidge.

Really good call.

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson in at one $75,000.

Did he wear a wig?

Was his a wig?

He did wear wigs later on, so he was in a commercial for Pepsi.

Yeah.

And there was a fire, or he burnt his hair basically, and he had to wear wigs for a while after that.

It was pyrotechnics that went wrong during the advert recording and his head lit up.

He didn't even notice.

You can see the footage where he's still dancing and his head is just in.

Yeah.

Oh, so that's number one.

Other famous wig wearers.

So Go for more famous people who might have happened to have worn wigs at a certain time.

Dolly Parton.

Close, but no.

Give us

one clue that's sort of like.

The most famous woman of the 20th century.

Elizabeth.

Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor.

Oh!

Double.

Yeah.

You kind of spoiled the format by getting them so quickly.

Let's fill another 24 minutes of this show.

But it was Elizabeth Taylor's wig in Cleopatra went for $16,000, and Marilyn Monroe's wig she wore in The Misfits, which was her last film, went for $30,000.

Right.

Come back next week when we'll desperately be hoping for some big news in the wig world.

So what, and he kept hundreds, didn't he?

Andy Warhol in boxes.

Yeah, he was a huge hoarder.

He collected everything in his life.

There's a weird massive art.

I think there's an Andy Warhol Museum somewhere.

Maybe is it in Pittsburgh, which is where he was from?

Yeah.

But it's it's got wherever it is it's got 50 000 of his things or a hundred thousand you know sort of many floors of ticket stubs and old he basically at the end of every day he would get a big cardboard box and anything that he had left over like half a sandwich or a smoke cigarette or something he would just pour it all into that box yeah and he would mark it time capsule and then just put it to one side yeah and the andy warhol museum has hundreds of these and I don't think they've all been opened.

No, so back in 2007, there was a journalist who was invited to see some of the boxes being opened.

So they had 600 boxes of these things.

I think only like 80 of them had been opened at that point.

And they had just no idea what you'd find in it.

So he was there as they opened it, and they found an unopened Lionel Ritchie CD.

And, you know,

then they found things like a mummified foot that he bought at a sort of sale, you know, like a garage sale, and that he kept in.

This is a format, James.

I'm sorry.

But like when the wig show comes to the end of its natural life after many seasons, I think Andy Warhol's big box open is a good

storage wars where you bid against each other for what's in a box and you might get a half eaten sandwich or you might get millions of flies.

That's a fun concept.

Are any of them moving or ticking?

It's very much something you can get away with if you're a very famous artist.

But if I did that as an ordinary human being, my friends would think I'd gone completely mad.

It's unsustainable for all 8 billion of us to do this with all of our things.

But also, the wig became its own thing in his life where it could act as him.

So there was a whole tour in colleges, and instead of going, he sent an actor.

I think the guy had his own hair, but he cut it and he colored it to exactly Andy.

What it was so iconic, that look, and he wore dark glasses.

Can we say what he was called?

Yeah, absolutely.

He was called Alan Midget.

Yeah, Midget.

I'm so sorry for mispronouncing something for comic effect.

Alan Midget.

It had an E at the end, but he put that E on.

It didn't have the E original A.

Yeah, thank you very much.

And basically, people were very annoyed with Andy Warhol when they found out that he'd sent Alan Midget in his place to sit like sunglasses in a wig.

So did they know straight away when he came up, or would they see the whole talk?

Basically, they screened an incredibly boring film that Andy Warhol had shot, and then Andy Warhol's shtick was that he didn't answer any questions.

So you'd have a question and answer session where he'd say like two-word answers.

I think people did get pretty quickly that they eventually did get it.

And it was a bit confusing.

And the people around Andy would say, isn't it fascinating?

Some people who'd even met Andy would then meet Paul Majette and say, wow, Andy, lovely to see you again.

And he was like, if enough people around a person believe it is the person, then they get confused into thinking it is.

And that was the case.

Andy said they got a better deal because actually, Majette gave more answers at the talks than Andy would have.

He was more personable.

He was more likable.

Supposedly, he was caught when he ran out of silver hairspray.

Alan Majette.

I don't know if that's true.

And people were so annoyed about this when it was discovered that one Oregon college made Andy Warhol swear on a Bible that he was Andy Warhol before they let him do the event.

Because it was to students, these talks, basically.

And I think people had.

But it feels better to see the double because you're seeing an Andy Warhol work of art.

As Dan says, Andy Warhol made himself a work of art, didn't he?

Which, like, everything he did, you had to appreciate.

And some people didn't get it.

This guy is the Socrates of the 20th century.

I'm sorry.

He's going around irritating people.

Not answering any questions, only asking them.

Yeah,

He was a weird guy.

He did a lot of art, which was about replication and

uniformity.

And so one of his most famous things is the paintings of Campbell's soup can.

Yeah, that's what made him famous, really.

Yeah.

But this was 1962, and it was his first big solo show.

So it was his debut to the art world.

It was not a success.

He sold five?

Really?

Yeah.

In fact, I don't even know if he sold five.

Like a few of the two were sold and a few more, someone said, yeah, keep that back for me.

You know, it was a failure, I would say.

And the gallery owner then said, actually, I'm not going to tell any of these.

I want to keep the series together.

But I think it's interesting that Campbell's didn't know about it

because obviously he hadn't, he wouldn't have worn them or anything.

But then people started wearing Campbell's Soup clothing because this work of art had become popular.

And then Campbell's Soup gave him a commission to paint a can because their chairman was retiring.

So they've got this weird relationship.

Then they threatened to sue him later on.

Then they made their own dress out of soup can labels.

If you sent them $1 and two labels, they would send you a dress that looks like Campbell's soup can label.

Oh, so it was for anyone, it wasn't like high fashion.

No, no, no, it was just a sort of an offer, but it was based on...

$1.

That's a great value dress.

And two labels.

It's still a great value dress.

But he just sort of dragged this perfectly innocent soup company into the world of high art, and then they started engaging with it off the back of it.

You may ask, you might not know this, but if that was such a failure, at what stage did he become not a failure?

Do you know what I mean?

I think it was very soon after that.

I think it was almost the day after that.

I think it's connected, yeah.

A lot of people thought, oh, the soup thing, dunno, and then a few critics said, actually, this is

pretty good.

Yeah,

which I'm still on the fence about.

Some other people who don't appreciate his art.

Yeah.

People from his original village.

Oh.

Because, as you say, I think he was born in some like Pittsburgh, but ethnically, he was Russin.

Not Russian.

Rusyn,

which is this really tiny ethnicity from the Carpatho-Russyn mountains.

and it's between Poland, Slovakia and Ukraine.

And that's where both his parents were born before they emigrated to America.

It actually, so he's from a place called Ruthenia, it's also called, which existed as a nation for one day in 1939.

What?

Yeah, it declared independence and then immediately was invaded by Hungary.

Oh, that's bad luck.

Or was there a connection?

There was a connection.

Oh, wait, shoot me.

Sorry.

It wasn't that they were thinking, when shall we do it?

Let's wait.

No, we'll wait.

We'll wait.

Should we do it it today?

No, no, let's wait.

Okay, finally, let's declare our independent.

Oh, fuck.

What were the chances?

There was stuff happening in 1939.

I'm not sure if you're aware.

I understand.

He's got all these cousins still there in the area.

And they kept in touch with Andy Wahall's parents when they were in America.

And the parents wrote back to their cousins in Slovakia saying he's a painter.

And people were interviewed saying until the late 70s, they all thought he just painted houses.

They were like, oh, those guys kids are a house painter.

and then um there was some good interviews like he's got a cousin i think a first cousin called julia varsholova who's from there still lives there and she said um semi-recently in america you don't really need to be good at something you just need to be different uh warhol was just really good different wasn't he so he's called warhola it was an a originally but isn't it it's i think it's in um slovakia that they have the second largest collection of andy warhol art now and memorabilia so there's an actual museum there that's outside of Pittsburgh.

But how are you going to compete with 600 boxes of mummified feet, right?

Like, you're not going to come first.

But yeah, so they've obviously embraced it now.

Well, a little bit.

The person who set up the museum embraced it, but he did go around trying to tell everyone to get into him.

And a lot of his family and people there were like, we don't get it.

We don't like it.

Right.

Whatever.

And then he was shot.

And then he was shot by Valerie Solonus,

who he put in a few movies.

She thought she should have been in more of his movies.

He shot me me and then I shot him.

Yes, I guess so.

I think she had a few issues.

But basically,

she was a member of a feminist organization called the Society for Cutting Up Men or scum.

And she walked into his factory because the place where he worked was called the Factory.

And she just walked in, shot him, and walked out again.

And then a few hours later, she kind of went to a policeman saying, I think the police are looking for me.

I am a flower child.

Arrest me immediately.

And they arrested her.

And he survived.

Just because if you don't know the story, that sounds like he died.

But yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It was 1968.

Yeah.

This all happened.

I thought that the reason she shot him was because he had lost the script of a play that she had written called Up Your Ass.

And apparently.

Or is that where he lost it?

But she, I mean, she went to John, either way.

Yeah, well, for a few years.

Yeah,

she was declared.

She was declared.

But the episode of his shooting is insane.

It's the kind of shooting you'd imagine in Andy Warhol's mad life.

Two friends there, his friend Mario Amaya, was also shot, and the bullet went all the way through from back to front.

Didn't get any organs, but then they called an ambulance and it took half an hour to arrive.

And in that time, more mates turned up, found this blood-soaked scene.

Mario was running around going, is there a bullet in my back?

Is there a bullet in my back?

And then Andy Warhol's lying dead.

And he was literally declared dead.

Really?

In one of those, you hear that as a fact, and you think, No, surely not.

But he was taken to hospital, he had no signs of life, and there was a sort of vascular surgeon in the room who said, Hang on, I quite like the soup cans thing.

I'm going to really try and sew this guy up.

Not true.

The doctor didn't know who it was.

They thought he was a random tramp.

Oh, I thought they thought he was a tramp at first, and then they were told he was Warhol when they were operating.

Although I'm not saying he wouldn't have operated on the random tramp.

No, Giuseppe Rossi was the name of the surgeon.

What a guy.

This is an artist, okay?

What he did.

I'm serious.

serious.

Warhol's been shot, I think, twice.

Okay.

And really badly.

Like, he's in very, very bad nick.

He's dead.

He's dead.

But Rossi opens Andy Warhol's chest, massaged his heart, took out his spleen, and he puts in an order for 12 pints of blood.

Right.

He's like, we can do this.

And he did it.

And Andy Warhol thanked him by giving him 10 posters of Campbell's soup.

Well,

hang on, that's going to be worth so much.

Yes,

they were sold after Rossi eventually died.

I think his widow then sold it because I imagine they kept them for life.

And you know, yeah, yeah, if I gave a doctor 10 posters,

that's an insult.

What would you pick?

Posters of what?

Fish tour posters?

Fish tour posters.

This is Vanilla's dream.

We've got to give away 10 of your posters there.

Brilliant.

I've got them ready, Dan.

Poor surgeons at home after a very hard day's work, and someone says, There's a life-size model of Groucho Marks outside.

Okay, it is time for our final fact of the show, and that is James.

Okay, my fact this week is that when Stanstead airport was being planned, locals campaigning to maintain the area's natural beauty often met in a village called Ugly.

Lovely.

So, initially, this was a fact that I found about the Ugly Women's Institute.

We were going to do an Ugly Women's Institute fact, but that's kind of on the internet a fair bit.

And when I was researching that, I found this campaign about Stanstead and they were deciding where to put London's third airport.

And it turns out that quite a few of the meetings to stop the airport from going around there took place in Ugly Church Hall.

Because Ugly is a village in Essex.

Yeah.

And we should say Stanstead is...

an airport.

It's an airport for international listeners who've not been.

It is not a great place to spend time.

It is not a beautiful place.

But it's one of the big three.

Gatwick, Heathrow, Stansted.

But yeah, they had lots of meetings at this ugly church hall.

Some of the ugly residents were pro.

So the Ugly Youth Club

wrote a letter to the Preservation Society saying that it will bring some life into the area that, according to them, had little around but farming.

And they said that a lot of young people were moving out of the area.

And if you brought in this big airport with all the jobs it created, then maybe it will keep the ugly youth around.

And Councillor Jay Lucies responded, saying it is a feeling that the youth has that they're being brought up among squares.

Oh,

so yeah, so it was, you know, it wasn't everyone was against it, but it was, it is quite a beautiful part of the world, actually, around Stanstead.

The ugly is really nice.

I've been looking at photos.

It's ugly.

As they are, they will tell you.

Understandably, they'll get defensive.

It's very beautiful.

Ugly church is not ugly.

Yeah.

Ugly green, ugly village hall.

There's an ugly farmer's market that happens every now and again.

i went onto company's house there's an ugly coach house and until 2023 there was a company called the ugly indian and that was based in ugly and i can't find out what it was i assume it's a restaurant yeah right it's not gonna be a single person right

there is there's a group called the ugly indians in india that kind of clean up potholes and stuff ah really but it's not that's cool no that would be a terrible base from which to clean up bottles in india yeah i really like the uh the very first mention that we have of ugly written down is in 1041 and it had a different name it wasn't called ugly then oh yeah it was called ugly

are you spelling that u-g-e-l-e no ugly

and actually the locals there

the locals there don't call it uh ugly the posh ones who are living there they like to call it Oojli.

No, but there's not a single note like that.

This was told to a reporter reporter called Laura Fiddler, who was down there trying to find out all the most interesting things about ugly airports.

Laura Fiddler's misunderstood the jokes on that.

It's five kilometres north of Stansted Airport.

So Stanstead is named after a town called Stanstead Mount Fitchett, which is just outside where the airport is.

So it's not inconceivable they could have called it Ugly Airport.

That would have been really folks.

Other nearby villages include Little London, Mole Hill, Maggot's End, and Hope End.

Oh, no.

So Hope End Airport would have been a good one.

That's good.

There is a nearby village called Nasty, which is 12 miles away.

It's a long-running, I think it's just a joke.

Reputedly, there was a newspaper headline once, Nasty Man Marries Ugly Woman.

I suspect it never happened.

The evidence is quite near to another little village called Matching Tie, which is a great name.

That's such a good name.

It's T-Y-E.

Have you guys, have Dan or Andy heard of Matching Tie?

No.

No.

I'm really surprised you haven't because Rick Male lived there until he was three years old.

That is a real gap in our knowledge, Dan.

Yeah, I'm going to fix that.

I've been sending our badge and our gun back to Quick Mail certainly shouldn't let us have a gun.

I thought you had a badge in a big frying pan.

More Essex place names, just as we're on as we're on those.

There's Shellow Bowels.

Shellow, not Shallow, really.

Shellow Bowels, Wiggly Bush Lane, Burnt Dick Hill, Dancing Dick's Lane, and the best of all, Fingering Hoe.

Come on.

Fing Ring Hoe.

Oh.

Fingering hoe.

Yeah, you've said it three times now.

We've heard it.

I think we understand why it's funny.

That's great.

Speaking of dicks, dicks-related names,

there is an ugly women's institute.

And there was, well, it was certainly reported in the late 50s that they decided to change to women's institute brackets ugly, but then by the 80s, they were back to being the ugly women's institute.

And their president in the late 70s was Mrs.

Dix.

Mrs.

Dix was president of the Ugly Women's Institute.

Yes.

You know the most famous person to visit, Ugly, ever, I think.

Oh, just like passing visit.

Yeah.

Daphne and Celeste.

No.

Think more

German.

German.

Daphne and Celeste.

Tamar German.

Well, Ahitz.

Adolf Hitler.

Do you know what?

Wright period.

Okay.

Wright cabinet, in fact.

Doering.

Okay.

Hitler.

It's another of the.

Can we just pause on the fact that James has a nickname for

They go way back.

A hits?

Just reading it off his tattoo, though.

I couldn't fit the full name on my penis.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, dear.

It was Joachim von Ribbentrop.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.

Try fitting that on your penis.

Of pact fame.

Of pact fame?

The moment of Ribbentrop was Russian Germany.

He was the foreign minister.

I think this was before his time as German foreign minister.

He visited Orford House, which is just outside Ugly, I think, but it's still in the sort of...

parish boundaries.

And of course, later he was the first man hanged for war crimes after the Nuremberg trials.

He was, yeah.

I think he might have been the only person who's been to Ugly who was hanged as part of the Nuremberg trials.

And what leave, I believe.

And what was that?

Like, why was he staying in a hotel the night before a flight from Stansted?

It was a beautiful house that I think was owned by a local Toff who invited him over.

And he loved England.

I think it was Ribbentrop who kept on trying to get Hitler to invade England because he thought, oh, it was so beautiful, loved Cornwall.

So, yeah, probably loved ugly.

So there was a big argument about Stansted Airport when it came in.

So we had two airports in London.

We had Gatwick and Heathrow.

And they thought we're definitely going to have to build a third one.

And the decision that we were gonna need one start in about the 50s and 60s, and they didn't actually build Stanstead Airport until the 80s, I think it finished in 85, something like that.

Because actually, Stanstead in the end was they just did up an old airfield.

Like, rather than building a whole big, massive new airport, like is what they were planning, they kind of rolled back on that idea a little bit and went for the smaller version, which was what Stanstead was.

But everyone obviously got really upset about it.

People don't like airports near them, do they?

And it was, it wasn't even like during the war, during the Second World War, it was the ninth largest American air base in East Anglia.

Like, it might not have been the obvious choice, actually.

There were bigger ones.

After the war, it was used as a base for German prisoners of war who were going to be sent back to Germany.

And actually, it's an idea, isn't it?

Well, if you go to Stansted now, they've really preserved that sense of

what it must have been like.

Yeah.

And they nearly built the third airport in a place called Wing

in Buckinghamshire.

Yeah,

there was locals there weren't happy about it either and formed the Wing Airport Resistance Association.

But that was going to be a really big airport.

And it was after the oil crisis in the 70s they decided that actually we should do a smaller one and that's when they went to Stanstead.

So we could have had a wing airport and actually where the airport was going to be there's now they put some trees there and you can go and visit that sort of patch of forest of where there should have been an airport.

Is that a big big tourist hot spot in Buckingham?

Just NIMBYism in general.

Oh, yeah.

You know, there's NIMBY not in my backyard, this is what people say when they don't want a thing.

Yeah.

The alternatives are

the banana people, and that is build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything.

Which is good.

That's brilliant.

And there's an idea in, I think it's more of an American thing, but it's Cave, which is citizens against virtually everything, which is another good.

But the maybe the paradigm example of this, this was something that happened in Medway in Kent.

So not far from Essex,

three years ago.

Medway Council, they really wanted to add solar panels to their headquarters.

It's kind of a post-war modern block.

It's not sort of, it's not incredibly exciting to look at.

They thought, let's stick some solar panels on there.

So Medway Council put in an application to Medway Council to put solar panels on their own headquarters.

And they were shocked when Medway Council turned down the request by Medway Council saying, no, this is not appropriate at all.

The weird thing is it already had solar panels on it.

And they were saying, can we put some more on here?

Okay, that is it.

That is all of our facts.

Thank you so much for listening.

If you'd like to get in contact with any of us about the things that we've said over the course of this podcast, we can all be found on our social media accounts.

I'm on at Schreiberland on Instagram.

Andy?

I've joined Instagram.

Ooh, I'm at Andrew Hunter M.

James.

Well, I might leave Instagram then if Andy's there.

I'll go for TikTok.

No such thing as James Harkin.

Yep.

And Anna, if they want to get us as a group.

We're on Instagram on at no such thing as a fish or at no such thing on Twitter or you can email podcast at qi.com.

Yep, or you can go to our website, no such thingasafish.com.

All of the previous episodes are up there, so do check them out.

There's also links to our upcoming live shows.

We've got one in Belgium in a couple of weeks, and then we're going to be in Sheffield.

It's part of the Crossed Wires Festival.

We've also got a link to Club Fish, our secret club, where there are bonus episodes and lots of fun things going on.

So check that out.

Or you can just come back next week because we'll be back with another episode.

We'll see you then.

Goodbye.