No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish
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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. 



Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes (626)

599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B

599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B

September 04, 2025 1h 3m Episode 599
Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers. 

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598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball

August 28, 2025 53m Episode 598
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.

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597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti

597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti

August 21, 2025 56m Episode 597
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning.

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596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club

596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club

August 14, 2025 52m Episode 596
Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles. 
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595: No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors

595: No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors

August 07, 2025 1h 2m Episode 595
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism.

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594: No Such Thing As Laser Club

594: No Such Thing As Laser Club

July 31, 2025 1h 1m Episode 594
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimi Hendrix.
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593: No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey

593: No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey

July 24, 2025 58m Episode 593
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds.

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592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu

592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu

July 17, 2025 54m Episode 592
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots.

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591: No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles

591: No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles

July 10, 2025 53m Episode 591
Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies.
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590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet

590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet

July 03, 2025 50m Episode 590
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags.

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589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds

589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds

June 26, 2025 51m Episode 589
James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics.

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588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk

588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk

June 19, 2025 46m Episode 588
Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies.

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587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble

587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble

June 12, 2025 56m Episode 587
Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones.

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586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury

586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury

June 05, 2025 56m Episode 586
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves.

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585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing

585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing

May 29, 2025 49m Episode 585
Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences.

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584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard

584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard

May 22, 2025 55m Episode 584
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey.

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583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato

583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato

May 15, 2025 55m Episode 583
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome.

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582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon

582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon

May 08, 2025 55m Episode 582
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte.

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581:  No Such Thing As Clean Victoria

581: No Such Thing As Clean Victoria

May 01, 2025 57m Episode 581
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis, and Gandy.

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580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine

580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine

April 24, 2025 55m Episode 580
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.

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579: No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito

579: No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito

April 17, 2025 54m Episode 579
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos. 

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578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder

578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder

April 10, 2025 53m Episode 578
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches.

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577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge

577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge

April 03, 2025 55m Episode 577
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters.

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576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage

March 27, 2025 48m Episode 576
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques.

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Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025

March 25, 2025 28m
Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon

March 20, 2025 52m Episode 575
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep. 

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574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg

574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg

March 13, 2025 58m Episode 574
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs. 

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573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage

March 06, 2025 54m Episode 573
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul. 

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572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell

February 27, 2025 57m Episode 572
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.
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571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

571: No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers

February 20, 2025 49m Episode 571
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns.

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570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards

February 13, 2025 49m Episode 570
For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.

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569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish

February 06, 2025 57m Episode 569
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.

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568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club

January 30, 2025 46m Episode 568
A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing...
567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast

January 23, 2025 52m Episode 567
Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae.

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566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars

January 16, 2025 51m Episode 566
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday. 

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565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk

January 09, 2025 50m Episode 565
Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties.

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564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water

January 02, 2025 45m Episode 564
A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more.

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563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican

December 26, 2024 47m Episode 563
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers.

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562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment

December 19, 2024 48m Episode 562
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink. 

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561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls

December 12, 2024 51m Episode 561
Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses. 

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560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes

December 05, 2024 50m Episode 560
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing.
 
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559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility

November 28, 2024 50m Episode 559
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality.
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558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship

558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship

November 21, 2024 48m Episode 558
Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles.

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557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein

557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein

November 14, 2024 53m Episode 557
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology.
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556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans

556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans

November 07, 2024 51m Episode 556
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family.
 
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555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon

555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon

October 31, 2024 51m Episode 555
Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, cliffs and clowns.

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554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians

554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians

October 24, 2024 53m Episode 554
Live from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts.
 
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553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star

553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star

October 17, 2024 50m Episode 553
Live from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, science facts and science fiction.
 
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552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy

552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy

October 10, 2024 48m Episode 552
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth.

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551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg

551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg

October 03, 2024 49m Episode 551
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs and fabulous frogs.

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550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge

550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge

September 26, 2024 49m Episode 550
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and little men.
 
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549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards

549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards

September 19, 2024 44m Episode 549
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas.

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548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga

548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga

September 12, 2024 54m Episode 548
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doctors.
 
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547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga

547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga

September 05, 2024 49m Episode 547
Live from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whales.

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546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall

546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall

August 29, 2024 46m Episode 546
Live from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting and some seating.
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545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea

545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea

August 22, 2024 52m Episode 545
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-sounding Finns.

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544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust

544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust

August 15, 2024 54m Episode 544
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying.

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543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts

543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts

August 08, 2024 56m Episode 543
Dan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and some seriously savage soup. 

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542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader

542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader

August 01, 2024 56m Episode 542
James, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some questionable sport, and Martin Luther King's family's fortunes.

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541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat

541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat

July 25, 2024 56m Episode 541
Dan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exiling Romans.

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540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams

540: No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams

July 18, 2024 1h 0m Episode 540
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers.

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539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates

539: No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates

July 11, 2024 59m Episode 539
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Seoul.

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538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat

538: No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat

July 04, 2024 56m Episode 538
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs.

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537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists

537: No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists

June 27, 2024 55m Episode 537
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker.

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536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla

536: No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla

June 20, 2024 51m Episode 536
Live from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunning computers, testing toilets, and tall tales about tails.

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535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin

535: No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin

June 13, 2024 1h 0m Episode 535
Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders.

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534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise

534: No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise

June 06, 2024 53m Episode 534
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage.

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533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone

533: No Such Thing As The Farto Phone

May 30, 2024 59m Episode 533
James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles.

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532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'

532: No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'

May 23, 2024 55m Episode 532
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites.

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531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal

531: No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal

May 16, 2024 1h 0m Episode 531
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time.

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530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob

530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob

May 09, 2024 55m Episode 530
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers.

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529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note

529: No Such Thing As A Badger Love Note

May 02, 2024 54m Episode 529
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss flying, canning, paging and leeching.

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528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku

528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku

April 25, 2024 55m Episode 528
James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku.

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527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke

527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke

April 18, 2024 55m Episode 527
James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies.

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526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana

526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana

April 11, 2024 53m Episode 526
James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3.

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525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin

525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin

April 04, 2024 57m Episode 525
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie.

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524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff

524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff

March 28, 2024 58m Episode 524
Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles.

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523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe

523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe

March 21, 2024 1h 1m Episode 523
Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys.

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522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons

522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons

March 14, 2024 58m Episode 522
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies.

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521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut

521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut

March 07, 2024 57m Episode 521
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss.

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520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer

520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer

February 29, 2024 54m Episode 520
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs.

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519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer

519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer

February 22, 2024 1h 3m Episode 519
Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation.

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518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe

518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe

February 15, 2024 56m Episode 518
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs. 

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517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes

517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes

February 08, 2024 51m Episode 517
Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo. 

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516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour

516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour

February 01, 2024 57m Episode 516
Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'. 

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515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker

515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker

January 25, 2024 1h 1m Episode 515
Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas.

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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024

BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024

January 23, 2024 27m
In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower

514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower

January 18, 2024 56m Episode 514
Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres.

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513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain

513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain

January 11, 2024 58m Episode 513
Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted rhinos.

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512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap

512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap

January 04, 2024 58m Episode 512
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists.

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511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine

511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine

December 28, 2023 48m Episode 511
In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay.

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510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss

510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss

December 21, 2023 52m Episode 510
In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy.

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509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter

509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter

December 14, 2023 56m Episode 509
In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney.

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508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk

508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk

December 07, 2023 55m Episode 508
Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria.

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507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing

507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing

November 30, 2023 1h 1m Episode 507
Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce.

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506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop

506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop

November 23, 2023 1h 1m Episode 506
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes.

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505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'

505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'

November 16, 2023 56m Episode 505
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building.

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504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy

504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy

November 09, 2023 1h 1m Episode 504
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing.

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503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute

503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute

November 02, 2023 1h 1m Episode 503
Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics.

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502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February

502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February

October 26, 2023 1h 5m Episode 502
Dan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fingers.

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501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie

501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie

October 19, 2023 57m Episode 501
A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London.

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500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff

500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff

October 12, 2023 59m Episode 500
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David.

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499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts

499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts

October 05, 2023 52m Episode 499
Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing.
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498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows

498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows

September 28, 2023 1h 0m Episode 498
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions.

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497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins

497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins

September 21, 2023 51m Episode 497
Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine. 

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496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker

496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker

September 14, 2023 48m Episode 496
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents. 

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495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame

495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame

September 07, 2023 54m Episode 495
Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread. 

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494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine

494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine

August 31, 2023 52m Episode 494
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake. 

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493: No Such Thing As An X

493: No Such Thing As An X

August 24, 2023 52m Episode 493
Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's.

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492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps

492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps

August 17, 2023 54m Episode 492
Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks.

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491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War

491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War

August 10, 2023 53m Episode 491
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality.

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490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact

490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact

August 03, 2023 50m Episode 490
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs.

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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide

489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide

July 27, 2023 49m Episode 489
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies.

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488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space

488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space

July 20, 2023 54m Episode 488
Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL.

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487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek

487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek

July 13, 2023 1h 0m Episode 487
Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy.

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486: No Such Thing As Purplue

486: No Such Thing As Purplue

July 06, 2023 1h 0m Episode 486
Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic.

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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023

BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023

July 03, 2023 28m
Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase

485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase

June 29, 2023 1h 1m Episode 485
Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations. 

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484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor

484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor

June 22, 2023 48m Episode 484
Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium.

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483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone

483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone

June 15, 2023 1h 0m Episode 483
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra.

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482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks

482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks

June 08, 2023 56m Episode 482
Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen.

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481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane

481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane

June 01, 2023 56m Episode 481
Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables.

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480: No Such Thing As President Muffler

480: No Such Thing As President Muffler

May 25, 2023 55m Episode 480
Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office.

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479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal

479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal

May 18, 2023 51m Episode 479
Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing.

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478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko

478: No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko

May 11, 2023 1h 1m Episode 478
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals.

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477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT

477: No Such Thing As ShatGPT

May 04, 2023 53m Episode 477
Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa.

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476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio

476: No Such Thing As Othello's Casio

April 27, 2023 1h 1m Episode 476
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day.

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475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street

475: No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street

April 20, 2023 46m Episode 475
Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope.

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474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie

474: No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie

April 13, 2023 59m Episode 474
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation.

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473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies

473: No Such Thing As Rice Babies

April 06, 2023 55m Episode 473
Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins.

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472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M

472: No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M

March 30, 2023 54m Episode 472
Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts.

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471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss

471: No Such Thing As A Toin Coss

March 23, 2023 1h 0m Episode 471
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs.

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470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels

470: No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels

March 16, 2023 57m Episode 470
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal.

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469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube

469: No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube

March 09, 2023 57m Episode 469
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest.

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468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles

468: No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles

March 02, 2023 55m Episode 468
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. 

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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry

467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry

February 23, 2023 1h 4m Episode 467
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. 

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466: No Such Thing As Political Moss

466: No Such Thing As Political Moss

February 16, 2023 56m Episode 466
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club...
465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild

465: No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild

February 10, 2023 58m Episode 465
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs.
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464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket

464: No Such Thing As An Average Bucket

February 02, 2023 55m Episode 464
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers.

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463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge

463: No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge

January 26, 2023 54m Episode 463
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners.

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462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board

462: No Such Thing As A Luigi Board

January 20, 2023 53m Episode 462
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration.

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461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale

461: No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale

January 12, 2023 1h 1m Episode 461
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose.

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460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll

460: No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll

January 05, 2023 59m Episode 460
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies.

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459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon

459: No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon

December 29, 2022 37m Episode 459
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember...
458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba

458: No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba

December 22, 2022 35m Episode 458
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz.

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457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram

457: No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram

December 16, 2022 53m Episode 457
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride.

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456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future

456: No Such Thing As Glass in the Future

December 09, 2022 53m Episode 456
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s.

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455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag

455: No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag

December 02, 2022 56m Episode 455
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris.
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454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream

454: No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream

November 25, 2022 57m Episode 454
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia.

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453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms

453: No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms

November 18, 2022 56m Episode 453
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie.

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452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis

452: No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis

November 11, 2022 51m Episode 452
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips.

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451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling

451: No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling

November 04, 2022 1h 3m Episode 451
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale.

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450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer

450: No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer

October 27, 2022 58m Episode 450
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon.
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449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics

449: No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics

October 20, 2022 55m Episode 449
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice.
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448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways

448: No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways

October 13, 2022 51m Episode 448
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants.

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447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid

447: No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid

October 06, 2022 49m Episode 447
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever.
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446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs

446: No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs

September 29, 2022 45m Episode 446
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films.

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445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon

445: No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon

September 22, 2022 44m Episode 445
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots.
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444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok

444: No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok

September 15, 2022 51m Episode 444
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation.
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443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid

443: No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid

September 08, 2022 53m Episode 443
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets.
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442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster

442: No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster

September 01, 2022 51m Episode 442
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions.
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441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers

441: No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers

August 25, 2022 56m Episode 441
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps.
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440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops

440: No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops

August 18, 2022 53m Episode 440
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling.
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439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish

439: No Such Thing As A Finger Fish

August 11, 2022 59m Episode 439
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders.
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438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp

438: No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp

August 04, 2022 59m Episode 438
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire.

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437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop

437: No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop

July 28, 2022 55m Episode 437
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven

436: No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven

July 22, 2022 1h 2m Episode 436
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news...
435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua

435: No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua

July 15, 2022 54m Episode 435
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers. 

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434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe

434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe

July 08, 2022 54m Episode 434
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes. 

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433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken

433: No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken

July 01, 2022 54m Episode 433
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit. 

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432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time

432: No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time

June 24, 2022 56m Episode 432
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts. 

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431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon

431: No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon

June 17, 2022 49m Episode 431
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula. 

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430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho

430: No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho

June 10, 2022 48m Episode 430
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey). 

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No Such Thing As A Royal Seal

No Such Thing As A Royal Seal

June 03, 2022 33m
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend.

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429: No Such Thing As Newsbite

429: No Such Thing As Newsbite

June 02, 2022 52m Episode 429
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare. 

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428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber

428: No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber

May 27, 2022 52m Episode 428
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks.

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427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard

427: No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard

May 20, 2022 49m Episode 427
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning.

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426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford

426: No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford

May 13, 2022 58m Episode 426
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton. 

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425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages

425: No Such Thing As The Ken Ages

May 06, 2022 47m Episode 425
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe. 

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424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts

424: No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts

April 29, 2022 55m Episode 424
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley. 

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423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat

423: No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat

April 22, 2022 53m Episode 423
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes. 

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422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie

422: No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie

April 15, 2022 41m Episode 422
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle. 

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421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard

421: No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard

April 08, 2022 57m Episode 421
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography. 

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420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth

420: No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth

April 01, 2022 54m Episode 420
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors. 

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419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms

419: No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms

March 25, 2022 55m Episode 419
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree. 

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418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis

418: No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis

March 18, 2022 48m Episode 418
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs. 

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417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil

417: No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil

March 11, 2022 46m Episode 417
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners.

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416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette

416: No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette

March 04, 2022 48m Episode 416
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.

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415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West

415: No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West

February 25, 2022 51m Episode 415
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts

414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts

February 18, 2022 42m Episode 414
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games

413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games

February 11, 2022 54m Episode 413
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard

412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard

February 04, 2022 38m Episode 412
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios

411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios

January 28, 2022 50m Episode 411
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more...
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ

410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ

January 21, 2022 38m Episode 410
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. 

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409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book

409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book

January 14, 2022 48m Episode 409
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. 

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408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure

408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure

January 07, 2022 42m Episode 408
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. 

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407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint

407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint

December 31, 2021 41m Episode 407
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live...
406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush

406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush

December 24, 2021 44m Episode 406
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. 

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405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water

405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water

December 17, 2021 42m Episode 405
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm. 

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403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast

403: No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast

December 10, 2021 40m Episode 403
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees.

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402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite

402: No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite

December 03, 2021 43m Episode 402
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.

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401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia

401: No Such Thing As Scandalnavia

November 26, 2021 46m Episode 401
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe?

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400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter

400: No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter

November 19, 2021 55m Episode 400
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights.

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399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock

399: No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock

November 12, 2021 40m Episode 399
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas.

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398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat

398: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat

November 05, 2021 46m Episode 398
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law.

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397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time

397: No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time

October 29, 2021 42m Episode 397
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova.

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396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming

396: No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming

October 22, 2021 42m Episode 396
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers.

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395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill

395: No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill

October 15, 2021 46m Episode 395
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.

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394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel

394: No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel

October 08, 2021 39m Episode 394
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.

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393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory

393: No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory

October 01, 2021 54m Episode 393
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. 

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392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger

392: No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger

September 24, 2021 56m Episode 392
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. 

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391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat

391: No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat

September 17, 2021 55m Episode 391
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe...
390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford

390: No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford

September 10, 2021 48m Episode 390
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.
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389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest

389: No Such Thing As A Semen Chest

September 03, 2021 59m Episode 389
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen.   
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388: No Such Thing As A Danquito

388: No Such Thing As A Danquito

August 27, 2021 56m Episode 388
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs.   

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387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights

387: No Such Thing As The Northern Lights

August 20, 2021 48m Episode 387
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.

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386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs

386: No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs

August 13, 2021 59m Episode 386
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. 

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385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary

385: No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary

August 06, 2021 47m Episode 385
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.

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384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop

384: No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop

July 30, 2021 51m Episode 384
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.
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383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow

383: No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow

July 23, 2021 59m Episode 383
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screen

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382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes

382: No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes

July 16, 2021 55m Episode 382
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.

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381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick

381: No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick

July 09, 2021 48m Episode 381
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.

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380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour

380: No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour

July 02, 2021 54m Episode 380
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.

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379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag

379: No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag

June 25, 2021 43m Episode 379
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelons

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378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide

378: No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide

June 18, 2021 54m Episode 378
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.

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377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal

377: No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal

June 11, 2021 50m Episode 377
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants. 

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376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical

376: No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical

June 04, 2021 48m Episode 376
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means. 

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375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus

375: No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus

May 28, 2021 55m Episode 375
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting. 

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374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark

374: No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark

May 21, 2021 57m Episode 374
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations. 

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373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police

373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police

May 14, 2021 1h 0m Episode 373
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink. 

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372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks

372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks

May 07, 2021 55m Episode 372
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns. 

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371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne

371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne

April 30, 2021 53m Episode 371
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. 

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370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit

370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit

April 23, 2021 59m Episode 370
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. 

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369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts

369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts

April 16, 2021 56m Episode 369
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. 

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368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse

368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse

April 09, 2021 53m Episode 368
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. 

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367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway

367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway

April 02, 2021 52m Episode 367
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.

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366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade

366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade

March 26, 2021 1h 2m Episode 366
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.

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365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard

365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard

March 19, 2021 50m Episode 365
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.

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No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief

No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief

March 17, 2021 21m
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief! 

364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow

364: No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow

March 11, 2021 54m Episode 364
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players.

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363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple

363: No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple

March 05, 2021 53m Episode 363
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer. 

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362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette

362: No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette

February 26, 2021 54m Episode 362
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company. 

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361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect

361: No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect

February 19, 2021 56m Episode 361
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to...
360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup

360: No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup

February 12, 2021 50m Episode 360
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry.

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359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie

359: No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie

February 05, 2021 52m Episode 359
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio variety

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358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral

358: No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral

January 29, 2021 55m Episode 358
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go.  

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357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus

357: No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus

January 22, 2021 57m Episode 357
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties. 

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356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great

356: No Such Thing As Potter The Great

January 15, 2021 59m Episode 356
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs. 

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355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf

355: No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf

January 08, 2021 56m Episode 355
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time. 

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354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen

354: No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen

December 31, 2020 1h 30m Episode 354
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi Toksvig

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353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night

353: No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night

December 24, 2020 56m Episode 353
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing. 

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352: No Such Thing As Loki-day

352: No Such Thing As Loki-day

December 18, 2020 59m Episode 352
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it is

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351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers

351: No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers

December 11, 2020 1h 0m Episode 351
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.

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350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players

350: No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players

December 04, 2020 57m Episode 350
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes. 

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349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns

349: No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns

November 27, 2020 53m Episode 349
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity. 

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348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper

348: No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper

November 20, 2020 52m Episode 348
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles. 

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347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask

347: No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask

November 13, 2020 54m Episode 347
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam. 

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346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut

346: No Such Thing As An Unsexy Astronaut

November 06, 2020 1h 0m Episode 346
Dan, Anna, Andrew and Major Tim Peake discuss an out of this world diet, the last species on Earth, and what Tom Collins has been saying behind all of your backs. 

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345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill

345: No Such Thing As A Sideways Treadmill

October 30, 2020 54m Episode 345
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a swearing mongoose, gangster candy and the wickedest man in the world in this year's Hallowe'en special. 
344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps

344: No Such Thing As The Icelandic Trampoline Corps

October 23, 2020 52m Episode 344
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss American Spooks, Indian Athletes and French Donkeys. 

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343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room

343: No Such Thing As A Dolphin In An Escape Room

October 16, 2020 44m Episode 343
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bodacious inventions, heinous nuclear errors and most triumphant costume design.

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342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club

342: No Such Thing As A Presidential Fight Club

October 09, 2020 55m Episode 342
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the most badass members of the Roosevelt family, the legend of Barry Towncouncil, and what on Earth a not-a-bird is. 

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341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich

341: No Such Thing As A May-I Sandwich

October 02, 2020 1h 2m Episode 341
Dan, James, Anna and Rhys Darby discuss dog dramas, wacky walks, and killer Kiwis. 

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340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar

340: No Such Thing As A Didgeridoo in a Bar

September 25, 2020 58m Episode 340
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss immobile fish, inedible sandwiches and incredible traffic jams.

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339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub

339: No Such Thing As A Penguin in a Nightclub

September 18, 2020 56m Episode 339
Anna, James, Andy and Tom Scott discuss flashing lights, measuring trees and naughty penguins

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338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube

338: No Such Thing As Carthaginian YouTube

September 11, 2020 53m Episode 338
Dan, James, Andy and Jenny Ryan discuss criminal times, baffling crimes and spurious rhymes.

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337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle

337: No Such Thing As A Triangular Rectangle

September 04, 2020 53m Episode 337
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss advanced spatial mathematics, linguistic philosophy and a really really big cow

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336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad

336: No Such Thing As A Delicious Emergency Salad

August 28, 2020 52m Episode 336
Dan, James, Andy and Sara Pascoe discuss DNA, 747s and TMI from a certain beetle.

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335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers

335: No Such Thing As A Cardigan For Ginger Rogers

August 21, 2020 55m Episode 335
Dan, James, Andy and Sandi Toksvig discuss Bargain Hoovers, Hidden Rivers and Ginger Rogers

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334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union

334: No Such Thing As A Babysitter's Trade Union

August 14, 2020 53m Episode 334
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss swimming, wrestling, necking, and a very unfortunate giraffe.

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333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados

333: No Such Thing As Fingerprints On The Avocados

August 07, 2020 50m Episode 333
A show of outtakes from the last four months. Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Fingerprints, silly walks, figs, dunes and much much more. 

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332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple

332: No Such Thing As An Innocent Apple

July 31, 2020 41m Episode 332
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stickers, smartphones and a man who spent a lot of time cooped up.

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331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree

331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree

July 24, 2020 50m Episode 331
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire

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330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo

330: No Such Thing As An Antarctic Vindaloo

July 17, 2020 53m Episode 330
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss rocks of ages, cool treads and disco moles.

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329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot

329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot

July 10, 2020 53m Episode 329
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab

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328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop

328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop

July 03, 2020 53m Episode 328
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading

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327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree

327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree

June 26, 2020 48m Episode 327
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies

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No Such Thing As The iSausage

No Such Thing As The iSausage

June 22, 2020 59m
Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate.

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326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence

326: No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence

June 19, 2020 51m Episode 326
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others. 

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325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat

325: No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat

June 12, 2020 49m Episode 325
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers. 

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324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2

324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2

June 05, 2020 47m Episode 324
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons

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323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline

323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline

May 29, 2020 53m Episode 323
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.

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322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes

322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes

May 22, 2020 54m Episode 322
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages. 

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321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer

321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer

May 15, 2020 48m Episode 321
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.  

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320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick

320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick

May 08, 2020 44m Episode 320
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors

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319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly

319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly

May 01, 2020 53m Episode 319
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya!

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318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'

318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'

April 24, 2020 51m Episode 318
James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean. 

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317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense

317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense

April 17, 2020 55m Episode 317
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change. 

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316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk

316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk

April 10, 2020 38m Episode 316
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. 

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315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss

315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss

April 03, 2020 47m Episode 315
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. 

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314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel

314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel

March 27, 2020 48m Episode 314
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. 

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313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut

313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut

March 20, 2020 53m Episode 313
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. 

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312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi

312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi

March 13, 2020 46m Episode 312
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.

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311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram

311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram

March 06, 2020 46m Episode 311
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. 

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310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger

310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger

February 28, 2020 48m Episode 310
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.

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309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble

309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble

February 21, 2020 45m Episode 309
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.

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308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep

308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep

February 14, 2020 40m Episode 308
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.

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307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera

307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera

February 07, 2020 43m Episode 307
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.

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306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping

306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping

January 31, 2020 46m Episode 306
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.

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305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly

305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly

January 24, 2020 39m Episode 305
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.

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304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot

January 17, 2020 48m Episode 304
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.

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303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column

303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column

January 10, 2020 51m Episode 303
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.

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302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus

302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus

January 03, 2020 1h 21m Episode 302
Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.

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Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview

Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview

December 27, 2019 29m
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!

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301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque

301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque

December 25, 2019 48m Episode 301
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.

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300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky

300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky

December 20, 2019 58m Episode 300
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.

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299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette

299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette

December 13, 2019 52m Episode 299
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.

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298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba

298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba

December 06, 2019 46m Episode 298
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga

297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga

November 29, 2019 39m Episode 297
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.

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296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer

296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer

November 22, 2019 42m Episode 296
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.

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295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette

295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette

November 15, 2019 42m Episode 295
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.

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294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week

294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week

November 08, 2019 53m Episode 294
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.
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293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan

293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan

November 01, 2019 52m Episode 293
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.

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292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019

October 24, 2019 51m Episode 292
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to...
291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip

October 18, 2019 53m Episode 291
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine

October 11, 2019 55m Episode 290
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian

October 04, 2019 45m Episode 289
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.

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288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport

September 27, 2019 48m Episode 288
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.

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287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven

September 20, 2019 39m Episode 287
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.

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286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi

286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi

September 13, 2019 36m Episode 286
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine.

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285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall

285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall

September 06, 2019 49m Episode 285
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.

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284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones

August 30, 2019 38m Episode 284
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.

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283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow

283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow

August 23, 2019 38m Episode 283
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.

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282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

August 16, 2019 42m Episode 282
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

August 09, 2019 38m Episode 281
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear

280: No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear

August 02, 2019 41m Episode 280
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

July 26, 2019 40m Episode 279
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid

278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid

July 19, 2019 49m Episode 278
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero

277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero

July 12, 2019 39m Episode 277
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

July 05, 2019 40m Episode 276
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe

275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe

June 28, 2019 46m Episode 275
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby

274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby

June 21, 2019 43m Episode 274
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat

273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat

June 14, 2019 37m Episode 273
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
272: No Such Thing As A  Non-Judgemental Herring

272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring

June 07, 2019 44m Episode 272
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot

271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot

May 31, 2019 37m Episode 271
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES

270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES

May 24, 2019 39m Episode 270
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport

269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport

May 17, 2019 38m Episode 269
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness

268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness

May 10, 2019 45m Episode 268
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

May 03, 2019 35m Episode 267
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign

266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign

April 26, 2019 39m Episode 266
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl

265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl

April 19, 2019 39m Episode 265
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space

264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space

April 12, 2019 35m Episode 264
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm

263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm

April 05, 2019 35m Episode 263
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle

262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle

March 29, 2019 35m Episode 262
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train

261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train

March 22, 2019 38m Episode 261
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

March 15, 2019 34m Episode 260
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra

259: No Such Thing As Flyagra

March 08, 2019 36m Episode 259
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat

258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat

March 01, 2019 42m Episode 258
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman

257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman

February 22, 2019 35m Episode 257
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer

256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer

February 15, 2019 39m Episode 256
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid

255: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid

February 08, 2019 44m Episode 255
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car

254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car

February 01, 2019 34m Episode 254
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations

253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations

January 25, 2019 40m Episode 253
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy

252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy

January 18, 2019 40m Episode 252
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George

251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George

January 11, 2019 44m Episode 251
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber

250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber

January 04, 2019 43m Episode 250
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine

249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine

December 28, 2018 36m Episode 249
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy

Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy

December 25, 2018 40m
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

December 21, 2018 44m Episode 248
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea

247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea

December 14, 2018 41m Episode 247
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution

246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution

December 07, 2018 50m Episode 246
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar

245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar

November 30, 2018 38m Episode 245
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman

244: No Such Thing As A Fishman

November 23, 2018 1h 15m Episode 244
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs

243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs

November 16, 2018 52m Episode 243
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty

242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty

November 09, 2018 54m Episode 242
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger

241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger

November 01, 2018 46m Episode 241
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet

240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet

October 26, 2018 53m Episode 240
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary

239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary

October 19, 2018 32m Episode 239
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa

238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa

October 12, 2018 34m Episode 238
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise

237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise

October 05, 2018 42m Episode 237
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture

236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture

September 28, 2018 45m Episode 236
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders

235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders

September 21, 2018 39m Episode 235
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police

234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police

September 14, 2018 46m Episode 234
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

September 07, 2018 48m Episode 233
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond

232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond

August 31, 2018 34m Episode 232
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast

231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast

August 24, 2018 24m Episode 231
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths

230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths

August 17, 2018 36m Episode 230
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth...
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

August 10, 2018 37m Episode 229
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa

228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa

August 03, 2018 33m Episode 228
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History

227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History

July 27, 2018 49m Episode 227
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

July 20, 2018 46m Episode 226
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle

225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle

July 13, 2018 45m Episode 225
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts

224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts

July 06, 2018 44m Episode 224
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop

223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop

June 29, 2018 40m Episode 223
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon

222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon

June 22, 2018 41m Episode 222
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country

221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country

June 14, 2018 30m Episode 221
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots

220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots

June 08, 2018 46m Episode 220
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings

219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings

June 01, 2018 44m Episode 219
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon

218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon

May 25, 2018 53m Episode 218
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie

217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie

May 18, 2018 36m Episode 217
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War

216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War

May 11, 2018 35m Episode 216
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

May 04, 2018 44m Episode 215
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled...
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

April 27, 2018 36m Episode 214
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

April 20, 2018 45m Episode 213
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

April 13, 2018 44m Episode 212
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

April 06, 2018 47m Episode 211
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

March 30, 2018 37m Episode 210
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

March 23, 2018 41m Episode 209
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

March 23, 2018 36m Episode 208
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

March 09, 2018 38m Episode 207
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

March 02, 2018 41m Episode 206
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six

205: No Such Thing As The Number Six

February 23, 2018 48m Episode 205
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

February 16, 2018 41m Episode 204
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

February 09, 2018 38m Episode 203
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

February 02, 2018 43m Episode 202
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

January 26, 2018 50m Episode 201
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

January 19, 2018 51m Episode 200
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

January 12, 2018 38m Episode 199
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

January 06, 2018 47m Episode 198
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

December 29, 2017 1h 19m
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Merry Fishmas!

Merry Fishmas!

December 25, 2017 38m
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

December 22, 2017 36m Episode 197
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

December 15, 2017 36m Episode 196
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

December 08, 2017 35m Episode 195
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

December 01, 2017 35m Episode 194
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

November 25, 2017 43m Episode 193
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

November 17, 2017 41m Episode 192
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

November 10, 2017 44m Episode 191
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

November 03, 2017 37m Episode 190
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

November 01, 2017 33m Episode 189
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

October 27, 2017 35m Episode 188
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

October 20, 2017 40m Episode 187
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

October 13, 2017 30m Episode 186
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

October 06, 2017 45m Episode 185
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

September 29, 2017 39m Episode 184
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

September 22, 2017 32m Episode 183
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

September 15, 2017 32m Episode 182
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

September 08, 2017 35m Episode 181
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

September 01, 2017 32m Episode 180
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

August 25, 2017 31m Episode 179
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

August 18, 2017 41m Episode 178
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

August 11, 2017 41m Episode 177
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

August 04, 2017 39m Episode 176
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

July 28, 2017 45m Episode 175
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

July 21, 2017 43m Episode 174
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

July 14, 2017 43m Episode 173
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

July 07, 2017 50m Episode 172
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

June 30, 2017 38m Episode 171
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

June 23, 2017 42m Episode 170
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

June 16, 2017 39m Episode 169
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

June 09, 2017 39m Episode 168
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak

167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak

June 02, 2017 42m Episode 167
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear

166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear

May 26, 2017 45m Episode 166
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep

165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep

May 19, 2017 30m Episode 165
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane

164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane

May 11, 2017 46m Episode 164
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish

163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish

May 05, 2017 51m Episode 163
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces

162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces

April 28, 2017 47m Episode 162
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey

161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey

April 21, 2017 38m Episode 161
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

April 13, 2017 45m Episode 160
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey

159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey

April 07, 2017 38m Episode 159
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

March 31, 2017 43m Episode 158
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles

157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles

March 24, 2017 40m Episode 157
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition

156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition

March 17, 2017 39m Episode 156
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane

155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane

March 10, 2017 38m Episode 155
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the...
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

March 03, 2017 41m Episode 154
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time

153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time

February 24, 2017 38m Episode 153
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions

152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions

February 17, 2017 43m Episode 152
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

February 10, 2017 37m Episode 151
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish

150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish

February 03, 2017 37m Episode 150
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe

149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe

January 27, 2017 34m Episode 149
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose

148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose

January 20, 2017 29m Episode 148
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy

147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy

January 13, 2017 37m Episode 147
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

January 06, 2017 48m Episode 146
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits

No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits

December 30, 2016 33m
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

December 23, 2016 30m Episode 145
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

December 16, 2016 34m Episode 144
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space

143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space

December 09, 2016 31m Episode 143
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

December 02, 2016 33m Episode 142
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary

141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary

November 25, 2016 41m Episode 141
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children

140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children

November 18, 2016 42m Episode 140
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy

139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy

November 12, 2016 37m Episode 139
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

November 04, 2016 37m Episode 138
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot

137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot

October 28, 2016 39m Episode 137
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams

136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams

October 21, 2016 36m Episode 136
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine

135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine

October 14, 2016 41m Episode 135
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden

134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden

October 07, 2016 35m Episode 134
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants

133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants

September 30, 2016 36m Episode 133
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster

132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster

September 23, 2016 45m Episode 132
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

September 16, 2016 41m Episode 131
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam

130: No Such Thing As Train Jam

September 09, 2016 37m Episode 130
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper

129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper

September 02, 2016 35m Episode 129
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill

128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill

August 26, 2016 35m Episode 128
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'

127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'

August 19, 2016 31m Episode 127
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn

126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn

August 12, 2016 34m Episode 126
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix

125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix

August 05, 2016 32m Episode 125
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream

124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream

July 29, 2016 32m Episode 124
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch

123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch

July 22, 2016 35m Episode 123
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon

122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon

July 15, 2016 34m Episode 122
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre

121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre

July 08, 2016 33m Episode 121
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin

120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin

July 01, 2016 34m Episode 120
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery

119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery

June 24, 2016 30m Episode 119
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider

118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider

June 16, 2016 40m Episode 118
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth

117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth

June 09, 2016 38m Episode 117
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain

116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain

June 02, 2016 42m Episode 116
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot

115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot

May 26, 2016 37m Episode 115
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump

114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump

May 19, 2016 31m Episode 114
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and...
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle

113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle

May 13, 2016 42m Episode 113
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier

112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier

May 06, 2016 32m Episode 112
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat

111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat

April 29, 2016 36m Episode 111
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box

110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box

April 22, 2016 33m Episode 110
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp

109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp

April 15, 2016 33m Episode 109
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf

108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf

April 08, 2016 38m Episode 108
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach

107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach

April 01, 2016 37m Episode 107
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid

106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid

March 25, 2016 34m Episode 106
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts

105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts

March 18, 2016 32m Episode 105
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas

104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas

March 11, 2016 32m Episode 104
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor

103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor

March 04, 2016 31m Episode 103
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar

102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar

February 26, 2016 28m Episode 102
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson

101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson

February 18, 2016 32m Episode 101
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One

100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One

February 12, 2016 41m Episode 100
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians

99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians

February 05, 2016 35m Episode 99
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
98: No Such Thing As Planet George

98: No Such Thing As Planet George

January 29, 2016 34m Episode 98
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie

97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie

January 22, 2016 34m Episode 97
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms

96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms

January 15, 2016 33m Episode 96
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

January 08, 2016 32m Episode 95
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas

94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas

January 01, 2016 34m Episode 94
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

December 25, 2015 32m Episode 93
Glad SCHREIBings we bring
to you and HARKIN!
We wish you a MURRAY Christmas
ANNA Happy New Year!

In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass...
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting

92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting

December 18, 2015 36m Episode 92
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988

91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988

December 11, 2015 38m Episode 91
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

December 04, 2015 50m Episode 90
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken

89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken

November 27, 2015 35m Episode 89
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet

88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet

November 20, 2015 32m Episode 88
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special

No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special

November 19, 2015 27m
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police

87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police

November 13, 2015 38m Episode 87
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

November 06, 2015 32m Episode 86
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

October 30, 2015 32m Episode 85
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary

84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary

October 23, 2015 34m Episode 84
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog

83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog

October 16, 2015 35m Episode 83
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg

82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg

October 09, 2015 40m Episode 82
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly

81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly

October 02, 2015 25m Episode 81
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control

80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control

September 25, 2015 30m Episode 80
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five

79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five

September 18, 2015 40m Episode 79
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

September 11, 2015 35m Episode 78
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay

77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay

September 04, 2015 40m Episode 77
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice

76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice

August 28, 2015 30m Episode 76
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive

75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive

August 21, 2015 45m Episode 75
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office

74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office

August 14, 2015 33m Episode 74
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom

73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom

August 07, 2015 36m Episode 73
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

July 31, 2015 33m Episode 72
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper

71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper

July 24, 2015 38m Episode 71
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

July 17, 2015 33m Episode 70
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run

69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run

July 10, 2015 35m Episode 69
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

July 03, 2015 29m Episode 68
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

June 26, 2015 33m Episode 67
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.

66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

June 19, 2015 34m Episode 66
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

June 12, 2015 35m Episode 65
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

June 05, 2015 29m Episode 64
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

May 29, 2015 36m Episode 63
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

May 22, 2015 41m Episode 62
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

May 15, 2015 44m Episode 61
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

May 08, 2015 34m Episode 60
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard

59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard

May 01, 2015 44m Episode 59
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

April 24, 2015 40m Episode 58
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

April 17, 2015 36m Episode 57
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

April 10, 2015 39m Episode 56
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

April 03, 2015 39m Episode 55
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture

54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture

March 27, 2015 37m Episode 54
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

March 20, 2015 41m Episode 53
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine

52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine

March 13, 2015 51m Episode 52
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat

51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat

March 06, 2015 42m Episode 51
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style

50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style

February 27, 2015 44m Episode 50
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda

49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda

February 25, 2015 33m Episode 49
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

February 20, 2015 33m Episode 48
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer

47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer

February 14, 2015 33m Episode 47
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

February 07, 2015 44m Episode 46
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome

45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome

January 30, 2015 44m Episode 45
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

January 23, 2015 32m Episode 44
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette

43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette

January 16, 2015 36m Episode 43
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

January 09, 2015 46m Episode 42
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material

December 31, 2014 29m
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary...
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer

41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer

December 24, 2014 41m Episode 41
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright...
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

December 19, 2014 33m Episode 40
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space

39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space

December 12, 2014 35m Episode 39
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you...
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel

38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel

December 06, 2014 46m Episode 38
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire...
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

November 28, 2014 32m Episode 37
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency...
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie

36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie

November 21, 2014 32m Episode 36
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to...
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie

35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie

November 15, 2014 55m Episode 35
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of...
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

November 07, 2014 33m Episode 34
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been...
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken

33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken

October 30, 2014 32m Episode 33
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a...
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

October 24, 2014 33m Episode 32
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless...
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

October 17, 2014 31m Episode 31
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented...
30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music

30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music

October 10, 2014 51m Episode 30
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone...
29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

October 03, 2014 36m Episode 29
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.

28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

September 26, 2014 30m Episode 28
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things...
27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth

27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth

September 19, 2014 31m Episode 27
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf...
26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

September 13, 2014 42m Episode 26
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti...
25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

September 05, 2014 28m Episode 25
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest...
24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot

24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot

August 29, 2014 31m Episode 24
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.

23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

August 21, 2014 35m Episode 23
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists,...
22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

August 14, 2014 30m Episode 22
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the...
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers

21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers

August 08, 2014 32m Episode 21
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg...
20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

August 01, 2014 34m Episode 20
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and...
19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

July 25, 2014 34m Episode 19
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or...
18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield

18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield

July 18, 2014 32m Episode 18
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner (@therichturner)...
17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium

17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium

July 11, 2014 36m Episode 17
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Chief Gnome John Lloyd...
16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland

16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland

July 05, 2014 28m Episode 16
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) & Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss randy...
15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin

15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin

June 28, 2014 27m Episode 15
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top...
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana

NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana

June 26, 2014 16m
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that...
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

June 25, 2014 19m
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to...
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan

NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan

June 24, 2014 15m
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

June 23, 2014 13m
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia

NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia

June 22, 2014 17m
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria

NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria

June 21, 2014 14m
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland

NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland

June 20, 2014 13m
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

June 19, 2014 12m
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has...
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile

NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile

June 18, 2014 14m
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria

NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria

June 16, 2014 14m
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras

NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras

June 15, 2014 12m
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal

NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal

June 15, 2014 13m
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica

NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica

June 14, 2014 12m
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands

NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands

June 13, 2014 11m
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia

NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia

June 12, 2014 13m
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely...
14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans

14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans

June 07, 2014 30m Episode 14
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames)...
13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

May 30, 2014 32m Episode 13
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & special guest Lieven...
12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale

12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale

May 23, 2014 27m Episode 12
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles,...
11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver

11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver

May 16, 2014 27m Episode 11
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wombat defence,...
10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

May 09, 2014 37m Episode 10
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert...
9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

May 02, 2014 29m Episode 9
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wig theft, un-claimed...
8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon

8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon

April 25, 2014 30m Episode 8
Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest...
7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

April 18, 2014 30m Episode 7
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a...
6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

April 11, 2014 28m Episode 6
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel...
5: No Such Thing As A Kiss

5: No Such Thing As A Kiss

April 04, 2014 30m Episode 5
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing...
4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong

4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong

March 28, 2014 27m Episode 4
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders,...
3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

March 21, 2014 27m Episode 3
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman...
2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark

2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark

March 14, 2014 29m Episode 2
Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin...
1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish

1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish

March 08, 2014 33m Episode 1
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski...

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