530: No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob

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Speaker 1 Hi, everybody. Andy and James here with an announcement.
Yes, absolutely. It's a very exciting announcement for people who like coming to no such thing as a fish tour shows live.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think I might have given it away. James, you fool! We were saving it for three minutes into the announcement.
But James is right, we're going on tour. Hooray!

Speaker 1 So if you live in a large city in the UK or Ireland or some places on mainland Europe or excitingly in Australia or New Zealand, then we may well be coming to a place near you quite soon.

Speaker 1 That's right. It's a world tour if you have a very limited definition of what the world is.
And it is basically like an Earth sandwich tour.

Speaker 1 We're doing this antipode and we're doing the other antipode. And it's going to be great.
It's going to be between September and November. We should say that.
It's months of touring. Yes.

Speaker 1 And the reason that we're telling you today is that tickets are going to be on sale in one week's time. Yes.

Speaker 1 In seven days, you must go to no suchthingsafish.com forward slash live and all the details of our tour will be there and you'll be able to snaffle up those best seats in the house.

Speaker 1 The only way to get tickets faster is if you're a member of Club Fish when you will receive bonus instructions in your forthcoming bit of extra material. What a great thing Club Fish sounds like.

Speaker 1 That's what I say. Anyway, we're going on tour around the world.
It's going to be amazing. The other two will be there as well.
It's not just me and James doing a world tour. It would be good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be great. And the great thing about going to Club Fish is not only do you get early access to tickets, but you get a much cleaner and more clear announcement than this.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Probably Anna and Dan will do it and it will be so professional. Oh, yeah, that's so slick.
Yeah. And so, yes, that is our news.
We are going on tour around the world to both antipodes.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a whole whole lot of fun, and you guys can get tickets to come and see us by going to no sixthingsofish.com forward slash live anytime after Friday, the 17th of May. On with the show!

Speaker 1 On with the podcast. That was slick, Andy, I reckon.
That was very slick. Very slick.

Speaker 1 Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

Speaker 1 My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm sitting here joined by Anna Tajinski, James Harkin and Dan Schreiber. But wait, Dan's normally the host.
What's going on? It's all gone topsy-turvy.

Speaker 1 Don't worry everybody, it's an audience fact special. Yay!

Speaker 1 Yay. Hooray.
And it's because we have an inbox, podcast at QR.com, and people send in all sorts of questions, comments, complaints, insults, praise, sometimes, and also a lot of facts.

Speaker 1 And the facts are so good that we thought we'd just take a show to go through some of the best ones, starting with audience facts, section number one, and that is you, James.

Speaker 1 Yes, so thank you, Andrew. You have sent me a big pile of audience facts.

Speaker 1 So here's the first one that you sent me. Caro De Ken sent it, and she, he, they have an astrophysics PhD.
And they say that the more massive a white dwarf becomes, the smaller it gets.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I need a sting for Riddle Me This.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Really, I'll be honest, probably you're only going to get this if you also have an astrophysics PhD. It's not really something you can guess.

Speaker 1 We're off the box with an unbelievably hard fact to understand. Yeah, it's like you've sent me these on purpose, Andy.
I thought, who knows physics? And Dan, well, Dan's out of office was on. So

Speaker 1 is that like all the Bigfoot facts in my world? That's right. They're meant for James.

Speaker 1 So in normal stars, you have fusion happening at the car. So you're getting elements turning into other elements and making energy.
But in white dwarfs, that doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 And so if you just put stuff into it,

Speaker 1 then there's nothing to stop gravity from just squishing them smaller and smaller and smaller. So it doesn't.
More massive. More massive.
More massive, yeah. Because they've got more mass.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 So it doesn't just. Did you say it looks smaller? Was that the way it's putting the fact? It's not only looks smaller, it is smaller.

Speaker 1 It's smaller physically. But it's heavier.
But it's heavier. It's more massive.
Got to be careful with words like heavy, haven't you? You never know. Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 1 You never know if it's going to be. There are physicists waiting around every corner ready to jump out and beat you up.

Speaker 1 It's actually not heavier. It's more massive.

Speaker 1 I get that a lot. I just want 100 grams of gobstoppers.

Speaker 1 You know how I spend my pocket money. That's great.

Speaker 1 Caro goes on. This one is bonkers, in my opinion.
After a certain distance, the further away something is from Earth, the bigger it looks. Okay.
So Dan, you see that cow out of the window?

Speaker 1 It looks small. That's actually far away.
Yeah. Right.
But it looks small because it's further away. But if you take it far enough away, it'll start to get bigger.

Speaker 1 Is that because it's coming around the back?

Speaker 1 Coming towards you again. Someone's left the gate open.

Speaker 1 Well, I have this. I've not said this to you guys before, but I have this thing outside my house where when I turn to the left, I can see the seafront and I can see ships and they're massive.

Speaker 1 But then when I walk down to the edge of the cliff, they are further away. But that's just because they've moved away from here.
No, no, no. It's a genuine, it's a horizon effect, it's called.

Speaker 1 Because you're seeing them from the top of a cliff versus the bottom. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I see. Yeah, that makes sense.
But they're huge. And then you go down and they're literally sometimes they feel twice the distance and twice the front.

Speaker 1 And you're sure you're not looking at the dinghies that are on the seafront thinking, those are tiny. That's not a.
Someone's peddling them.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. That was really interesting.
I don't understand it. It's magic.
I don't get it. Right.
But I've been told by people like Lee Vin Skyra, it is a real thing.

Speaker 1 That's cool.

Speaker 1 Very cool. He knows his shit.
Yep. So the thing is with galaxies,

Speaker 1 if you go far enough away, you're looking at something that was sending out its light quite near the start of the universe. The whole of the universe was quite small in those days.

Speaker 1 So if you're looking at something in the sky, if you're an an astronomer, you're working out how much of the sky it's using up.

Speaker 1 But these things that are way, way further away are using up more of the sky because actually space itself was smaller.

Speaker 1 That's incredible.

Speaker 1 So confusing. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 I was speaking to an astrophysics student recently who said there are some things in the sky that appear in three different places

Speaker 1 depending on... I can't remember what it was depending on.
Depending on what time of day it is and the sun's, it's in the east now. And how much you've had to drink as well.

Speaker 1 That was the other factor for us.

Speaker 1 They're baffling, these facts. They're so baffling.

Speaker 1 The reason that they messed it up for us is when scientists decided about 100 years ago that space and time are sort of the same, but sort of different.

Speaker 1 Isn't that so? The thing you're looking at is that. We're talking about Einstein here.
Yeah, he screwed up for everyone, didn't he? He made it a bit of a headfock.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, things were certainly easier when it was just, how long does it take this apple to fall out of the tree and land on my head? Exactly. It certainly was.

Speaker 1 I feel like we started quite difficult yeah can you give us an easy one give us an easy andrew lilia says cicadas pee in jets not droplets that's nice what does that mean

Speaker 1 um well imagine you're you're a jet don't i you i i can't say for sure but as a human probably it depends how much you've had to drink that's the thing right old men pee in droplets i've heard um

Speaker 1 so the thing is that most insects feed on sap um but cicadas drink so much sap that peeing in droplets doesn't work.

Speaker 1 And so they have to pee out in streams because they've just got so much of this stuff inside them.

Speaker 1 You just need to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 So it becomes more energy effective to pee in a stream than in drops. And cicadas are actually the smallest animals that pee in streams.
Are they? Yeah. Get on them.
Okay.

Speaker 1 What a niche record for them to have. Do you think they're proud of that? And this has been discovered by scientists who are looking into using it.
I'm guessing for a big military application somehow.

Speaker 1 Yep, that's absolutely right. This will be used in the next war.

Speaker 1 No, it's like in any science, you learn something and you find the applications later, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Just thinking of cicadas, penises or other genitals,

Speaker 1 it's reminded me of a phrase I learned just the other day, which is a bee's dick. Have you heard that? Is it like the bee's knees, only a bit? No,

Speaker 1 it's a unit to describe a very small distance. So you would say it's an Australian term.
I missed crashing into the truck by a bee's dick. Of course it's an Australian term.
Of course it is so Aussie.

Speaker 1 Do we know? I'm sure we've mentioned on the show at some point, but do we know if that's a fair comparison? As in, do bees have proportionally small penises? I think regardless, they are small.

Speaker 1 And so if it's the size of a bee's dick, that's an incredibly tiny distance. I can just see bees objecting to that on proportion grounds.
Fair duce. Fair duce.

Speaker 1 The most Australian thing you've ever said.

Speaker 1 Karl Hepokoski writes about a guy called Dave Bresnahan, who was a minor league baseball player, and he used a peeled potato in the sport.

Speaker 1 And what he would do is he would grab the potato and throw it. And so the opponent thought that he was throwing the ball, but actually, he kept the ball concealed about his person.

Speaker 1 And then in baseball, one way to get someone out is if you tag them with the ball when they're between bases. And the other person thought, well, he can't possibly do that because he's just thrown it.

Speaker 1 And he's like, aha, that was a potato that I threw. Classic Classic move.
So he wasn't allowed to do that.

Speaker 1 Well, the interesting thing is, I don't think it was against the rules, but it was against the spirit of the rules. I think that's fair.
I do think that's fair.

Speaker 1 I think there was a thing in cricket once where W.G. Grace, who's the most, maybe the most famous cricketer of, maybe of all time, certainly the 19th century, he was a legend.

Speaker 1 I think he caught the ball in his jumper when he was batting and then just kept running around with the rule on him or about his person.

Speaker 1 It wasn't in his beard, but he did have a great big beard.

Speaker 1 Come on. I can't remember for sure.
But basically, he was just running back and forth, scoring lots of runs because he was the ball at that moment. That's the same grabbing.

Speaker 1 But then someone grabbed him. Exactly.
It hadn't touched the ground. Yeah, the ball hadn't touched the ground.
Oh, that's a good ball where he could be caught out.

Speaker 1 So maybe he just ended up running just elsewhere. Yeah, he ran over the boundary line in the end and got six.

Speaker 1 It's a lot like in the sports book, in fact, which you and I have recently written, James. Oh, yeah.
What was that? Just remind me what that was called again.

Speaker 1 It's called A Load of Old Balls, actually.

Speaker 1 That's what the paperback's called. But

Speaker 1 this is going to go out before that. So it's called Everything to Play For, actually.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Actually, it's not part of the title. It's not a Richard Curtis-esque one.

Speaker 1 No, it's called Everything to Play For, full stop. And we do mention that the Carlisle Indians were an American football team at the turn of the 20th century, and they

Speaker 1 had pictures of football sewn into all of their jerseys so that no one on the opposing team knew which one was the actual ball. And we portrayed that as quite an ingenious move.
So

Speaker 1 that's

Speaker 1 where the potato. Okay, yeah, yeah.
In baseball, they do do this all the time. What you need is for whoever's standing on base, let's say you're on second base, while the pitcher is about to throw.

Speaker 1 Does that mean you're snugging the pitcher? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, it means you're touching him downstairs, but on the surface. Okay.

Speaker 1 So pitcher's about to pitch towards the batter.

Speaker 1 In that time, the person who is on second base can walk forward away from the pad on the ground right so the deal is if the ball touches you and you're not with a foot on a pad then you can be out right so that's when they use the trick so they sometimes have weird bean bags in baseball and i don't know the specific use but that's often been used as a decoy baseball as well so you would do a huddle and then you'd come out of the huddle and the person marking the base would have the ball in their hand but the pitcher would look as if they had the ball but it was this bean bag i think it's all this is all a bit unsportsmanlike i have to say i just it's like playing football but then if you had one giant toe on your foot and then you sort of drew

Speaker 1 pentagons and hexagons all over here or if we were playing ice hockey and I secretly slice up a black pudding before the match and then at some point I release all the slices. Yes.

Speaker 1 You know, it's mayhem. But does it count if I score with a black pudding slice? Yeah, it does not.
Yeah, I think that's pretty clear, isn't it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think anything's clear in this new world of shadow sport that we've been introduced to. Do you know why they use pucks in ice hockey? Because they didn't originally.
Do they start with balls?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because it was based on an old sport. Okay.

Speaker 1 Is it because...

Speaker 1 Oh, because they wouldn't snowball. They wouldn't.

Speaker 1 They were rolling. They would lovely.

Speaker 1 So many avalanches. I'll be honest, if you're playing ice hockey on the snow, that's probably the least of your problems.
The balls going nowhere. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What happens to a ball when you hit it really hard? It rolls on ice. It goes up.
Slides. That's it, isn't it, James? Yeah.
It goes up. It's so they didn't go up.

Speaker 1 Make it safer, really, but it meant it stayed down on the ice the whole time. Puck slide.

Speaker 1 And the original way they made one was by taking a rubber ball and cutting off the top and the bottom so that it was a freeze.

Speaker 1 Just a heads up, I'm pretty sure my description scenario of that whole thing with the beanbag was from the movie Rookie of the Year, which is a fantastic movie, regardless, but that was a tactic used in that when Henry's arm suddenly doesn't have the force and he must grade movie.

Speaker 1 Check it out. I think I've seen that.
It's awesome. Is it about a kid who gets a magic arm to play baseball? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I can't believe I've seen one of your weird, awful films.

Speaker 1 Brilliant. He breaks his arm and they, in the cast, tightens it too much.

Speaker 1 And it has the greatest movie line where they take the cast off and they discover his big arm and it slaps the doctor's nose and he goes, funky butt-loving.

Speaker 1 Finest line. So he says what? Funky butt-loving.
Wow. Why have you never used that on the show?

Speaker 1 We use it at home now. We watched it at the other end.
He does say it, but I always bleep it out because it's filth.

Speaker 1 Doesn't he? He throws a ball through someone else's hand.

Speaker 1 He gets such a powerful throwing arm that it just leaves a sort of comedy cut-out hole.

Speaker 1 And I thought of that years later.

Speaker 1 I thought of that years later, and I thought, that's actually an incredibly upsetting thing.

Speaker 1 And we don't stay with that character who just had a ball thrown through his body. Does that not happen? No, it doesn't.
Maybe it's through his glove. It's not through his glove.

Speaker 1 But if you go through the middle of the glove, you're also going through the middle of the glove. It looks like he's going to lose at least a couple of fingers, and it just is glossed over.

Speaker 1 I don't know. That might be from the movie Ed, which stars Matt LeBlanc, who brings it to the base.
There's two separate films about magic baseball films.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, he brings a monkey in, a chimp, as a

Speaker 1 player of the team. That was a height of friends.
It's gone lowbrow since that physics chat, hasn't it?

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Speaker 1 Okay, it's time for facts. Facts number two, I guess.
Lovely.

Speaker 1 Let's say Anna, what have you got? I've got one from Gwen Wilkie. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 And this is incredible. I didn't know about this.
She's written in about industrial musicals. Have we ever talked about these? I've not heard of them.
I think so.

Speaker 1 They are big budget musical theatre productions, massively expensive, that were put on entirely in private by big capitalist corporations in the middle of the 20th century.

Speaker 1 And she actually cited a podcast called 20,000 Hertz, which I might listen to, which looks like it's a podcast about really interesting sounds, lots of interesting sounds.

Speaker 1 Anyway, between, I think, sort of the 1940s, the 1980s, companies like Ford and General Electric and Coca-Cola put on Broadway star productions, but just to their employees as a sort of team bonding experience.

Speaker 1 And they were, I was looking into this a bit more. There was one in 1957, which was the Chevrolet musical, and it cost six times the amount it took to put My Fair Lady onto the stage that same year.

Speaker 1 What? And this is just a musical that's been shown to Chevrolet employees somewhere in order to make them feel like they're part of a big old company.

Speaker 1 I can see that that's a good thing, but could you not just take them bowling?

Speaker 1 Take them to see My Fair Lady at a sixth of the price. Yeah, it would be less expensive, but it doesn't make you feel like you're part of such a big operation.
Wow.

Speaker 1 There were shows like The Bathrooms Are Coming, which was a 1969 show put on by American standard plumbers. There was Diesel Dazzle by General Motors in 1966.
That one is quite good.

Speaker 1 It's all right, isn't it? Worth making a big budget musical out of it.

Speaker 1 So it seemed to start, when I look further into it, in the early 20th century, when companies would have these songs that were written and performed in-house, just individual songs for them.

Speaker 1 So, like, the Larkin Soap Company released its own songbook of songs they'd written. Oh, as a basically team team building exercises.

Speaker 1 Again, team building, and they get together and sing, they'd get a choir in, they'd get a little orchestra. I like this.
I think maybe we should write our own musical. Shall we?

Speaker 1 And then drain QI's budget. Only allow our colleagues to listen to it.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I think probably no one else would want to. In fact, I'd be surprised if our colleagues sat around until the end.

Speaker 1 Playing all the roles in this musical as well. I guess so.
I think we'll have to. I think so.
Yeah. Yeah.
But you can do the old, like, paint half of your face,

Speaker 1 you know, as Dr. Doolittle and not Dr.
Doolittle. Hamlet.

Speaker 1 Henry Doolittle. Henry Doolittle.
Eliza Doolittle. Oh, Eliza Doolittle.
Sorry. And Henry, whatever it is called.
Higgins. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Unless it was Dr. Doolittle the musical.

Speaker 1 We could put that on. Based on the the Eddie Murphy movie.
I love. And that's crying out for a musical, I think.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think that was a Dr. Doolittle.
The Doctor Doolittle movie had songs in it. The Rex Harrison one.
He talked to the anime. Yeah, yes, that was.
It absolutely was.

Speaker 1 It might be one of my favourite facts we've ever done on the show. I think it was yours, Andy.
Rex Harrison, the giraffe of the movie,

Speaker 1 filming was stopped because it accidentally stood on its penis. That's right.
The giraffe stood on its own penis. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, I wish I was a bee.

Speaker 1 Anyway, yeah, amazing fact there from Gwen Willkie.

Speaker 1 I have another fact. This is from Michela or Michela Comperi, and this is that the tuba part for Antonin Dvorak's New World Symphony is very bad.
That's not the end of the fact. What?

Speaker 1 Is it bad? Well, it's very bad in that it's extremely short. So it's a very long symphony.
It's like a 40-minute symphony. The tuber part is just 14 notes.

Speaker 1 It's seven notes at the start of one of the movements, seven notes at the end. Okay, oh that's my god.
So it.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you guys have been in orchestras and stuff, but you're basically for the entire rest of the piece just going one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four. Three, two, three, four.

Speaker 1 765, two, three, four.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's absolutely correct. Why might he have done this?

Speaker 1 This could be guessable. He's the composer.
Yeah, Dorje.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 he was in love with the tuba player.

Speaker 1 And wanted exactly the opposite. Well, he hated the tuber player.
He hated the tuber. Sorry, the clue of the opposite.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 But you guided Dan to the rouncer. He hated the tuba player specifically because he thought he was having an affair with his wife.

Speaker 1 And they were about to go on tour, I think, with this, you know, this new piece he'd written.

Speaker 1 The tuba player, or was the tuber player was getting quite close to his wife, and he thought, I'm going to have to take this tuba player away with me.

Speaker 1 So he quickly shoved in 14 notes of tuba as a lovely punishment for this guy. That's amazing.
I'm dragging him away from his wife.

Speaker 1 I couldn't find much first-hand evidence of it online, although it is repeated by conductors and the like a lot. It's a great idea.
It is, but it is a bizarre quirk.

Speaker 1 You get tuba players the world over talking about it, saying, why on earth has he forced us to sit through this 40 minutes for the sake of seven notes at one end and seven notes at the other?

Speaker 1 And you can't be on your phone, can you, when you're in the orchestra and the audience is all there? You can't just go out and play snake for 40 minutes.

Speaker 1 Can you? I don't know. Maybe you're not going to be able to do it.
I like to think your head there was like, you can't be on your phone. You're like, oh, Dvorak wouldn't have had iPhones.

Speaker 1 Maybe he had a Nokia 3310. I'll say play Snake.

Speaker 1 I genuinely couldn't think of anything more modern to be doing on my phone.

Speaker 1 That New World Symphony is from the Hovis adverts, isn't it? It's not from the Hovis adverts. It's not.
That's where Dvorak got the idea.

Speaker 1 He was in love with a lady baker. No, that little boy who walks up the street with his bike.
He was having an affair with his wife.

Speaker 1 that one that's coronation stream

Speaker 1 i think he goes sorry and that's puccini yes yeah yeah i think he goes do do do do do do oh yeah

Speaker 1 sorry

Speaker 1 i got it yeah a lovely piece of music

Speaker 1 it is good it's very nice

Speaker 1 it's tuba controversial sebalius refused to write for the tuba after what his tuba player turned up drunk He just completely mangled the part and Sebelius went sod this. Well, so no,

Speaker 1 he's punishing all tuber players with a loss of income.

Speaker 1 So, is it more as well that you travel as a band? Is this like you would have your unit that would do all your tours, all your, you know, it's the same supporting band. So, you as well.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. Yeah, but as you know, Dan, why do orchestra players, you know, need music?

Speaker 1 I'd blame the tuber player still has the sheet music on there to know when they've got to play.

Speaker 1 No memories.

Speaker 1 They're no Springsteens, are they?

Speaker 1 Oh, dear. I don't think think I got that reference.
That's a very deep cut from it. Oh, you weren't here.

Speaker 1 When you were on Matt Leave

Speaker 1 Bassoon Gate, yeah.

Speaker 1 Dan claimed that. What was the claim you made that it was a joke? Which then became serious as I got angrier about the response to it.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 It was basically that if you're in U2, you can learn all the songs easy. You don't need sheet music.
So why does a bassoon player in an orchestra need sheet music?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were talking about this amazing. No, you were on the show.
You brought the fact in. You were about the first female conductor, and she took all the sheet music away from her.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that was me. Yeah, and I was just saying, isn't that amazing that you just shut down as an orchestra as soon as the music's gone, the sheet music? Christ, I've blanked that out.

Speaker 1 Well, you weren't from. You weren't here for the fallout.
You weren't here for every episode of Dropers Align for the subsequent year. Right.

Speaker 1 Have we had a lot of bassoon play across the world? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think we've heard from every bassoonist on the planet.

Speaker 1 It was great. That's great.
I'm so happy. I missed that.
Actually, there is a reference to a show that I did miss.

Speaker 1 This is from Teo Tamashiro Harris, who said that on the most recent episode, which is no longer the most recent, Olga Koch talked about French kissing in Swedish tables.

Speaker 1 You guys remember her talking about that?

Speaker 1 I think it'll be about the fact that French kissing is called French kissing. Swedish tables called Swedish tables.
I was talking about an Irish goodbye or an English goodbye.

Speaker 1 That's when you don't say goodbye to anyone, you just walk off. There you go.
And this person said they were reminded that in Spanish, the word for roller coaster is Russian mountain.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that was what it was in Spanish, but I think we probably mentioned because Russian mountains were the original roller coasters, right?

Speaker 1 Ice slides that you used to, yeah. Oh, so you would just push people down and that would be

Speaker 1 like a roller coaster, but it's a big sort of like a ski jump. Yeah, right.
Wow. And this is like 17th century, I think.
17th, 18th century.

Speaker 1 And then this person said that in the course of researching this, which I like because they obviously just went quite deep, they found out that the Russian word for roller coaster is American hill, which is quite cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah. that's very cool.
How tall would these be? Do you know?

Speaker 1 21 meters is the height that's cited here.

Speaker 1 That's high.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 It depends on the gradient of the slope, though, doesn't it? That's true. Yeah.
That could be terrifying, or it could be incredibly dull. So boring.

Speaker 1 It's 200 meters long, and who cares?

Speaker 1 Give us another one. Okay, here's another good one that I didn't know about and should have gone in our sports book.

Speaker 1 This is from Alan Dimmock. What's that cop? No.

Speaker 1 Everything to play for. Alan Dimmock Dimmock says that the England captain, he means the rugby England captain, is meant to write a letter every year asking rugby schools permission to wear white.

Speaker 1 I didn't know this. I didn't know this.
It was meant to. So is it still held up? Apparently the rule faded in the early 2000s in the early 2000s.
It's a long time to keep it going, though.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's what, 100 years of actually doing that every year. Yeah, quite irresponsible to let it lapse, actually.
Yeah, I think Martin Johnson didn't know how to write.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 That's such a specific slam that I don't know. I'm kind kind of guessing that that was his name.
I'm not even sure because I don't really follow rugby union.

Speaker 1 I think it was. It is Martin Johnson.
And actually, you might be right because he, Martin Johnson, remember the days when you would call. So he made phone calls to rugby school.

Speaker 1 I'm really sorry, Martin Johnson. It was like, it was just a natural joke, and yours was the first name that came into my head.
Because you're a rugby player. You're a lot bigger than me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, at least Dan had the sense to pick on bassoon players.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. We're going to email some gigantic bassoon players.

Speaker 1 The England rugby team orchestra is going to get a concept.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, that's great.

Speaker 1 There's one more amazing one. This is from Robin, who says that the earliest known picture of Jesus depicts him as a donkey.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah.
Wait, but no, he got a donkey to Jerusalem.

Speaker 1 That's a misconception. It was a donkey.
That is a good, that's a great sound. It's not quite true, actually.
I think it was like, was it like

Speaker 1 graffiti kind of thing? It absolutely was. A graffito, the Alexa Menos graffito in Rome.
And it was actually an insulting thing. But this is the earliest picture we have.

Speaker 1 And it was scratched onto a wall in Rome in the second century. Graffito, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. But like, the council, I'm not going to send anyone if you complain about the graffito.

Speaker 1 And rightly so. Well, there's a Banksy graffito quite near my house.
There you go.

Speaker 1 100% said to my wife, should you go and see the graffito? Of course you did. And she refused.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was scratched into a wall. And underneath it, it said something like, in Latin, obviously, you know, here is the person that Aleximenus worships.

Speaker 1 And it shows someone worshiping a donkey being crucified. Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've seen that. Yes.
You've seen it. Or I've seen someone do a reproduction of it if it doesn't exist anymore.
Can I give you a Jesus fact while we're here? Yeah, which I learned this morning.

Speaker 1 You know, they have the Apocrypha.

Speaker 1 So these are like in the Gospels, there's Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, but actually loads of other Gospels were written and they didn't make it into the final Bible. Didn't make the edit.

Speaker 1 They didn't make the edit. The publisher really hacked.
In one of them, the Virgin Mary's vagina makes your hand wither if you touch it. Oh, gosh.
Who's touching it? The midwife.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Salome the Midwife. That's very un

Speaker 1 is it a punishment?

Speaker 1 Yeah, basically because she was a virgin, the Salome the Midwife is like, well, I'm going to check if you're a virgin and did whatever gynecologists in the first century AD did in those situations.

Speaker 1 And it was such a bad thing that her arm withered away. And actually, it grew back when she touched the baby Jesus.
Oh, did it? Wow. But hang on, what? That's not fair.
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 Isn't it meant to protect the Virgin Mary from people with sort of bad intentions towards her?

Speaker 1 Oh, you think it was like

Speaker 1 sort of defense mechanism, basically? It sort of is like, no wonder she's a virgin if that's what happens to you. If you start trying to have sex with her, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 You'd have to really love her, wouldn't you? No, no, it's not withered, darling.

Speaker 1 It's just cold.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's crazy.

Speaker 1 That's how come we don't see that as part of the birth depiction of Jesus, where they're all happy, there's all the three wise men, and there's just a screaming midwife with a melting hand, like she's in Raiders of the Lost Ark at the end.

Speaker 1 Where's that scene? I think you've answered your own question because the primary schools are not going to go for it, are they? Yeah, that's great news.

Speaker 1 You haven't done a big cast in the liberty play.

Speaker 1 Okay, it's time for our next facts, and those come from,

Speaker 1 or shall I say, via Dantre.

Speaker 1 Yep, so the first fact, this was sent in by Sarah Gaffin and her son, Harry Gaffin.

Speaker 1 And the fact is, the great-grandfather of the actor who plays Spock was literally a son of Vulcan. Oh,

Speaker 1 feels like we're in Riddle Corner now. This is

Speaker 1 okay. So, Leonard Nimoy,

Speaker 1 not Leonard Nimoy. Oh, I thought I was getting in with an easy point.
Dust out your bit of Star Trek knowledge.

Speaker 1 So, in the remake movies of Star Trek, Spock was played by Zachary Quinto. Zachary Quinto did in America, I think, I don't know how long it's been there.

Speaker 1 It feels like it's quite recent, but Who Do You Think You Are? is now in America.

Speaker 1 And one of the revelations that they found out is that his great-grandfather is called PJ McGuardy, and he was very active in a thing called the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers, but they were originally known as the sons of Vulcan.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's great. Yeah,

Speaker 1 now that's Vulcan, the god of the forge and fires.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, but this is, it gets even better.
Okay. So this is 1899.
So we're talking a long, long time before Star Trek was ever a thing.

Speaker 1 He also was someone who used to write for the official organ of the Amalgamated Association of Iron, Steel, and Tin Workers.

Speaker 1 And one of the pieces that he published ends with with the phrase, may it live long and prosper. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? No, that's not. That's just not possible.

Speaker 1 It is possible. Well, then there is a God.
Well, there you go. That's proof.
Isn't that incredible? He's a dork. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wow. That's amazing.
Do you think Zachary Quintel maybe went to the audition with all this information and said, you got to give me the pat? Yeah, you'd think so. You would hope so.

Speaker 1 But it turns out that this was a revelation in the show. There's quotes of him going, that's crazy.
That's insane. Now, it's pointed out to him that that connection of may it live long and prosper.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's extraordinary. However, that was a phrase that was in use at the time.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, so there was a stage play of Rip Van Winkle, which it's possible that old PJ McArdle was able to see, but you know, like that doesn't take anything away from it for you. Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 1 That's an extraordinary coincidence. Um, yeah, so Sarah and Harry, that's awesome.
Thank you for sending that in. Yeah, um, more

Speaker 1 facts. Let's go to another one.
Uh, this is from Jonas Belfridge. And he says grasshoppers have existed almost 200 million years longer than grass.

Speaker 1 Lovely.

Speaker 1 Lovely. What were they called? Poppers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, we, yeah.
So grasshoppers date back to the early Triassic, around 250 million years ago. But fossil findings have indicated that grass evolved around 55 million years ago.

Speaker 1 So yeah, so they were there for far longer before they... Nothing to hop over.
That is an absolutely classic QI slash fish.

Speaker 1 That's a wonderful description. I love the things which existed before the other things.
Like the button hole. No, the button existed before the button hole.
Yeah, a couple of hundred years.

Speaker 1 No, we did a few weeks ago. Yeah.
Yeah. Basketball nets.
Yeah. You name it.
They didn't exist before the basket. Yeah, basketball nets existed before basketball tunnels.

Speaker 1 The train tunnel existed before the train

Speaker 1 which I cut out of this week's show. What?

Speaker 1 That's fair enough.

Speaker 1 Send in more. I'd love a list of those.
What's just weird when you find out when bits of earth arrived, right?

Speaker 1 I remember Ash, who did our theme tune, he used to have a petrified bit of wood that sat in his house. It's hundreds of million years old.
And he would say,

Speaker 1 this was here before flowers. Like, this is older than the concept of flowers.
His wife going, I'd prefer that you had flowers in our house.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so yeah, amazing fact. Should we get another? Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 1 This is from Paul Baker, who writes the spinning circle slash pinwheel slash loading mouse cursor on computers is called a throbber.

Speaker 1 Come on. Oh, that explains so much.
That explains why that guy is shouting that in the library when I go in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Get rid of that throbber.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't know that. Now we know.
The spinning wheel of death. The spinning wheel of death.
It's more commonly known. That's a good insult as well, because it's, I like insults that are quite,

Speaker 1 they're not actually saying any rude or swear words, but it's very clear what you think of the person. So calling someone a roaster, for example, who's an absolute roaster.

Speaker 1 I think throbber is a penis, right? I mean, that's what he's calling you. You're right.
It's less ambiguous calling someone an absolute throbber. I don't think of those wheels as throbbing.

Speaker 1 No, worse than them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, good question. Let's find out.
I don't think it's going to. Are you actually googling that? Well, no, presumably it's someone has called it that.
Maybe they used to throb. Maybe.
Maybe.

Speaker 1 Maybe it it was an insult to what someone they hated a co-worker

Speaker 1 and maybe just bill gates like the word or yeah steve jobs or i don't know well the link the link that was given to me by paul baker leads to a paper that's called how throbber components affect users perception of waiting time so it's clearly a word that is so well known within its influence how interesting because that's that to me sounds like another paper that i've read which is you know like the loading bar Yeah, it says, this is how much of this has loaded.

Speaker 1 That usually is not true. I remember you saying this, and they rig it so that it makes you think it's going faster than it is, or something.
What do they do?

Speaker 1 It kind of just makes you less likely to be annoyed, basically.

Speaker 1 Those things they tend to go quite slowly, quite slowly, and then speed up, and then they'll slow down a bit, and then they'll speed up at the end.

Speaker 1 And the idea is, if they went the actual speed, then you'd be like, well, this is just going to take forever. Oh, and it looks quite pedestrian.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a really good idea. That's kind of like the show.
You know, it actually takes longer than you think to listen to.

Speaker 1 But we, James, the edit, speeds up and slows down bits selectively to make it seem like it's actually passing at an interesting rate.

Speaker 1 So, this bit that Addy's just said is one of those really pedestrian moments.

Speaker 1 It's a bit like they did a study of people standing at bus stops, and they found that when they put lots of trees next to the bus stops, people thought they were waiting for less amount of time.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's good. I'm not sure why.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, because the trees are waiting even longer. By comparison, I've been here less long than that tree.
I guess because it's less dull and boring, you're like... That's nice.

Speaker 1 But they'll tell you there. Well,

Speaker 1 conversely, if you put someone there and get them to play seven notes on a tuba,

Speaker 1 then it feels like it's ages. Yeah.
Do you know, actually, bus stops are good places to put a graffito? Are they? Yes, they are. They're interesting.
And that's because birds fly into them.

Speaker 1 And they did a study in Scandinavia somewhere, I think, where they looked at bus stops, glass bus stops with no graffiti, and then one with a graffito on it.

Speaker 1 And they found that birds didn't crash into the graffitoized one. Of course, they wouldn't because they could see it.
That's brilliant. But wait, don't do a graffito of a bird's nest.
Right? No.

Speaker 1 Or of a big worm.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I mean, Colin's dictionary says that it's a throw, but I can't get into OED because you need to sign into it. I can sign you in.
Okay, cool. I'm not getting the etymology of it.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's worth it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 well, time is ticking down. My time is more facts.

Speaker 1 You got to get in there. Okay, all right.
Well, let's move on to our next fact. And this has been sent in by Andy Wenger.
Oh, Wenger.

Speaker 1 All aboard the Wenger bus. And Andy writes, and this is pretty astonishing.
Every possible melody has been copyrighted.

Speaker 1 Every possible melody has been copyrighted and stored on a single hard drive. What?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Andy writes, in a unique effort to combat the high volume of dubious lawsuits flying back and forth in the music industry today, a team of musicians has recorded every possible melody onto a single hard drive and then put each melody in the public domain.

Speaker 1 How have you recorded every possible melody? Well, okay, so music has a set number of notes. Right? Yeah, but every possible melody would be like infinitely billions.
Yes, exactly right.

Speaker 1 However, Andy Wenger sent a link to The Atlantic, which is where he got this fact from. And within that article, it says, most pop melodies run fewer than 12 notes.

Speaker 1 If you generated every possible melody with just the eight notes of the C scale, that would be eight to the upside down V of 12. What's that?

Speaker 1 Is that power? Eight to the power of 12 melodies, which is 68 billion seven hundred and nineteen thousand four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and thirty six.

Speaker 1 Big number, but achievable when you put it into a computer and you generate all of those melodies. So that's what they did.
They wrote every melody, at least within that popular phrase.

Speaker 1 So all I need to do is write my song in D sharp. Is that right? Because that's just in the C.

Speaker 1 Exactly. So you just need to.
Just in the C. Yeah, I think so, yeah.
But melody, I guess it can apply to different keys. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's the argument that if one was accused of stealing someone's melody, then you could go to that and say, no, it's not. It's been copyrighted and already public domain.

Speaker 1 Right. Is the idea.
So they just wanted to stop. That's a cool idea.
Led Zeppelin calling in every band to

Speaker 1 not that they do that. In fact, they're the ones who are called in.

Speaker 1 When you said it, I thought you were going to say that this hard drive contains not only the like the score from Mission Impossible 7, but also the score from the as yet unreleased Mission Impossible 8 because it's just got all music for all time.

Speaker 1 Like somewhere in there,

Speaker 1 there is a perfect

Speaker 1 throbber. Oh.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 there's no need to be personal here.

Speaker 1 First meaning, chiefly colloquial of the heart, now rare. That dates from 1828.
And then there's only one more meaning, a person or thing which throbs. Right.
Oh.

Speaker 1 And the most recent citation is the DJ and producer has unleashed a hammer of thor throbber that'll find favor with the tenaglias and super chumbos of the world.

Speaker 1 I'm always wondering how the super chumbo is going to react to each week episode. So the OED doesn't have anything about the.

Speaker 1 No, it's too new, I guess.

Speaker 1 They're updating it all the time. It's nice that they know that it used to mean a heart, though.
Yes. You could say, my throbber burns for you.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Don't say it, though. Don't make that your next chat upline.
But if

Speaker 1 there was a really sexy film star, they might be a throbber throb. Yes.

Speaker 1 Now, yeah, now we're cooking. Lovely.
The core meanings of the word throbber. I've got one more here, which is this was sent in by Aiden from Nene, New Zealand.

Speaker 1 And he wrote about a Hawaiian guy who was called Duke Kahanamuku, who broke two world records and equalled a third in his first official swim race.

Speaker 1 He became the first successful Hollywood actor from Hawaii, taught presidents and royalty how to surf.

Speaker 1 And during his first 100-meter final at the Olympics, he was so far ahead, he was able to look back and survey the field. He also invented a new way to kick.
No. Introduced surfing.

Speaker 1 I I think, as in swimming, I think. Like, not just

Speaker 1 there's a ball over there, and he's like, watch this. What did he do to that ball? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's a heartwarming 90s Disney movie for all the family, isn't it? Yeah.
The new way to kick. Kicked a ball through his chest.

Speaker 1 He introduced surfing to Australia, where it's become one of their favorite pastimes. I didn't need to be in that.

Speaker 1 Not necessary, Aiden, but thank you for

Speaker 1 And once saved eight people from a capsized boat in heavy surf while on location for a film.

Speaker 1 Oh, and after the first swim race, the authorities didn't believe his time, so they made him travel all the way to the U.S. mainland to prove it, where he swam even faster.

Speaker 1 That should have made him swim there. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that would have proved it. That's true.
But yeah, so yeah. Great.
Someone I've never heard of before. Duke Kahanamoku.
What a guy. Inventor of a new kick.

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Speaker 1 Alright, it's time for the final batch of facts and those are my ones. I'm going to start with another mind-blowing one.
This is from Arjun Chauhan and Arjun says this.

Speaker 1 A bacteriophage is a virus that infects bacteria, right?

Speaker 1 It's so tiny, 20 to 200 nanometers in height, but they are so abundant on Earth that if you stacked them all on top of each other, it would be 200 million light years of of distance that they reached.

Speaker 1 For reference, the Milky Way is about 90 million light years in diameter. So more than double the entire width of the Milky Way is just the bacteriophages on Earth.

Speaker 1 And would they look bigger the further they got away?

Speaker 1 After a certain point, yes.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately, not at the point we've got to. Oh, okay.
I still think this is a good fact. No, it's a great fact.

Speaker 1 Have we ever mentioned, I think, about bacteriophages, the amount of bacterias they eat every day? I think we might have done actually.

Speaker 1 They eat something like a third of all the bacteria in the ocean every single day. Oh, that's really good.
Oh, my goodness, right?

Speaker 1 And then it replenishes at midnight on the dock every night.

Speaker 1 But yeah, bacteriophages are amazing. I wrote back saying,

Speaker 1 he wrote back saying, yeah, it's true. That is amazing.
His wife learned it. They should do it.

Speaker 1 They should do it. We should do it.
Well, no, but who's going to eat all the bacteria?

Speaker 1 If we do that, it'll be a disaster because then there'll be lots of bacteria in the oceans and probably spillover or something. All right, here's another one.

Speaker 1 This is from Daniel Nusdeo and it's it's a riddle. Cool.

Speaker 1 I wanted you all to know that in March 2003 Air Al Jerry Flight 6289 crashed during takeoff killed 102 on board leaving just one survivor who survived because he wasn't wearing his seat belt. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 How?

Speaker 1 What was the year? 2003, quite recent. Oh.
Okay, well the plane crashed. Did he fly out of that window or

Speaker 1 while everyone couldn't get out? Okay, so it's an easier riddle than I thought it was. He was in the back row, and yeah, he was immediately ejected when it landed.
From the seat,

Speaker 1 clear of whatever then happened. All right, fine.
I've got another plane-related riddle for you. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I just thought, in case that one didn't work out as well.

Speaker 1 That's an extraordinary survival story.

Speaker 1 That's insane. I think.
Do you remember the lady we spoke about? I don't know if it made it into the show. Either her parachute failed or she didn't have a parachute.

Speaker 1 She landed softly around an ant's nest. Yeah.
And then the ants acted by biting her. They were kind of acted as a defibrillator and brought her back.
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 I think like the adrenaline that caused blue. She landed in the Amazon and she survived.

Speaker 1 I remember the girl who landed in the Amazon and who like spent days kind of crawling through the Amazons really badly. I think this is a different one.
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, I think it's a different one. There's also Vesna Vulovich who fell further than anyone else in history.
Oh, yeah. She was either Croatian or Serbian, I think.
And she was...

Speaker 1 There was a big explosion on board. In fact, she must be Serbian because it was Croatian bomb.
And she was kind of pinned to the fuselage with the drinks trolley and fell with the fuselage.

Speaker 1 And somehow, and I think she had very low blood pressure, so her heart didn't explode or something. And she became like a hero of the.
That's incredible. Then there's Flight 401.

Speaker 1 That was an American flight. It was the first flight to have dual sides, so you could walk down the aisle in the middle.
So it had seats either side by side.

Speaker 1 Wide body. Yeah, okay.
First commercial flight that did that. And a lot of people managed to survive because it crash-landed into a swamp.

Speaker 1 So so the swamp gave it a bit of a break and then they repurposed quite a lot of the stuff because the plane was actually in good shape like bits of it so they took bits and put it into other planes and then people started reporting ghostly encounters because they believed that the pieces that were repurposed were now cursed I knew this sounded familiar as you started saying it ghost flight ghost 401 is it a film It was, yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
With a really big actor. And I can't remember who the big actor is.
Sorry, is this not true? So how much?

Speaker 1 No, it's based on a story that was written by a paranormal expert who put that angle on it, and then it was converted into a movie because it was such a big.

Speaker 1 I'm dragging this back to the realm of facts.

Speaker 1 Here's another plane-related riddle from Kester Woof.

Speaker 1 The Labrador. You may have come across this before, but I learned it yesterday.
Did you know that Air Force One has taken off more times than it has landed? Oh,

Speaker 1 I did know. It's currently in the air.
That would be true. That would be true.
That would be true. And it's it because a president's changed while it's in the air.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what happened? Which president was it? Was it Kennedy? It wasn't Kennedy. Nixon.

Speaker 1 Nixon was on board Air Force One at the time his resignation took effect. So the plane took off with the call sign, Air Force One, and landed with a normal call sign at the other end.

Speaker 1 Isn't that great? Yeah, that is. So it's always,

Speaker 1 well, that's the rats riddles for you.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, for the air traffic control on that day.

Speaker 1 Like, suddenly the plane just disappears and another one just appears in its place.

Speaker 1 Yep, true. Here's a fact from Meredith McBride.

Speaker 1 Hi there, long time listener, whose son shared a fact and wanted me to send it in. So here it is.
This is great. You know, the Burj Khalifa, yeah, which is the very tall, it's the tallest building.

Speaker 1 I've been there, been up it. Well, James, if while there you had laid it on its side,

Speaker 1 I would have been arrested. You would have, it would be longer than Vatican City.
Oh, I lived into, I went to Vatican City in the same year as I went to Burg Khalifa.

Speaker 1 Well, that does surprise me, actually, because I remember crossing the border into Vatican and walking all the way up to wherever the Pope lives. Yep.
His house. And it's quite a walk.

Speaker 1 It's quite a walk. Well, it's still not as long as the Burj Khalifa will be tall.
So a building in Asia, Meredith writes, is larger than a European country. That is cool.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 That's a great fact. And it probably seemed shorter because I'm guessing you didn't walk up the Burj Khalifa.
No, I was in a lift. Yeah, so that does seem a lot shorter.
Did you do the sunset thing?

Speaker 1 No, God did that.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 so you're on the sun.

Speaker 1 And the Pope told you, didn't he?

Speaker 1 Made that clear when you were there. There's apparently a thing where it's so tall that if you get into the lift at the right moment, you can see a sunset twice by

Speaker 1 going up it. The sun goes down, you go up, you go up, and you get a sunset.

Speaker 1 You know what would be weird? If you were at the top of the Burch Khalifa, those ships would look enormous. Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Huge. They'd be in my face.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's also a thing which is apparently it doesn't have any lose. It's so weird.
It has toys and they didn't put them in.

Speaker 1 And they kicked themselves afterwards. Well, they did.
I went to, sorry to assume. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went to a building in,

Speaker 1 oh, is it in Copenhagen? It's like a round building, and they just had like a drop where you poo.

Speaker 1 No. So it's like a chair, and it's like it's a hollow building, and you kind of sit with your bum facing the inside of the building and you poo and it just goes into the bottom of the tower.

Speaker 1 But sorry, sorry, like a modern building or an ancient building. No, no, ancient, old, old.

Speaker 1 Sorry, because it sounded like you were describing a modern architect's dream, like, you know, beautiful glass everywhere. It's a Danish thousand.

Speaker 1 It's built around a slowly growing core

Speaker 1 of poo.

Speaker 1 According to my memory of this fact, the Burj Khalifa is not 100% dissimilar to that in that there's no sewerage underneath it. And so the poo collects at the bottom of the building.

Speaker 1 And every day at the end of the day, trucks have to take the poo and the we

Speaker 1 out away from the building and go to a dumping ground and put it there. So, like living on a canal boat, you've got to

Speaker 1 collect it and then deposit it. Are you saying that the tallest building in the world doesn't have foundations? It does have foundations, but it's built on a raft, I think.

Speaker 1 I thought it was built on sand.

Speaker 1 Shifting sand. Yeah, but that's why they had to put it on a raft because

Speaker 1 you can't build foundations that deep in sand because it's shifts. But you wouldn't want to have, you wouldn't want your Pooh to be landing on the raft.
No. No.

Speaker 1 But I didn't know that thing about the, because, like I said, I did go there and I read all of the boards to see if they were interesting facts. They didn't say anything about Pooh, are we? Yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 I can imagine I wouldn't have double the bird caliva be like, we have a bunch of lackeys at the bottom who have to carry your shit away every day. But it's a great building, isn't it?

Speaker 1 It's also the location, and this brings two things we were talking about earlier, of graffito that was put there by star of Mission Impossible during a Mission Impossible shoot.

Speaker 1 Oh, did Tom Tom Cruise leave a supposedly

Speaker 1 cardinal? So, you've seen all the movies.

Speaker 1 He scales the building at some point, doesn't he? Mission Impossible 4. Mission Impossible 4.
And then, is there a big sunstorm that comes in? There certainly is. Right.

Speaker 1 So, and he turns around and he's like, There's a massive ship in my face. It's a very scary moment.

Speaker 1 But no, apparently, he, this is the story. He wrote Katie Holmes's name.
He was married to her at the time.

Speaker 1 And then they found out and they had to get to the top of the building and scrub it out. No more graffito.
Wow.

Speaker 1 That's good. Didn't know that, boy.

Speaker 1 Here's another one.

Speaker 1 Roland Pierce writes, just listening to your later steps, some good Titanic stuff there. Okay.

Speaker 1 A fact I heard a few years ago. Don't quote me on this.
Oh, nah, sorry.

Speaker 1 Well, we're doing it now.

Speaker 1 But there were a couple of ways they could have rescued every single passenger. Right?

Speaker 1 Number one, engines in full reverse for as long as possible would have brought the ship closer to the Carpathia rescue ship.

Speaker 1 Number two, tie the Titanic to the iceberg,

Speaker 1 use the onboard cranes or planks or whatever to load all the passengers onto the berg, wait there for rescue. I think they were quite far past that.
I feel like that.

Speaker 1 And that would have been hard as well. Yeah, I don't know if that's realistic.
Are these facts or are these guys kind of sort of

Speaker 1 claim, I think. Yeah.
I went to a lake in Iceland that has icebergs on it. They're carving from the glacier.
Okay. And then they come into the lake and it's kind of attached to the sea.

Speaker 1 And they flip a lot. Icebergs.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 yeah so i reckon if loads of people were on it it might just flip over and then you're all buggered yeah yeah that's probably why they didn't do it yeah also i don't know if it's the carpathia or however it's pronounced it was one of the ships didn't go to rescue the titanic because it looked bigger than it should have

Speaker 1 what are you talking about a lot of weird because obviously of how cold it was there was a lot of atmospheric um illusions that were going on and it was one ship that was told it's a thousand meters away and it's it's this long.

Speaker 1 But they saw a ship that was much closer and a different size, and they went, It can't be that ship, that must be another ship, so we need to keep looking for that.

Speaker 1 I have heard that, I have heard that, yes. Yeah, this is a real thing, it's a real thing.

Speaker 1 But there's another theory recently that they didn't see the iceberg because of, again, atmospheric mucking about, and that actually, you know, it wasn't just that it was far away and hard to see the iceberg, it was that literally it would have been impossible to see.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a fog, they call it a fog. Has this guy got any facts? No, no.
Um,

Speaker 1 well, let's have a suggestion from Tony Frost of an invention because we discuss discuss inventions. Have you heard, James, of the Euro Club? Have I heard of it? Yeah.
Well, is this James specific?

Speaker 1 It is. So it's golf.
It's golf. All right, I see.
Have you heard of the Euro Club? I don't think so. Well, let me read out the little brief for you.
On the golf course and needs some urgent relief?

Speaker 1 In 2010. Oh, yes, I've heard of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done this, haven't we, on the show? I've seen this.
Yeah, unless it was cut.

Speaker 1 Disguised as a golf club, but you stick your willy in and take a week. Well, it is a golf club, but it is hollow and it does allow you to discreetly urinate into it.

Speaker 1 And then it says, a fabric privacy shield will have observers thinking you're just taking a practice swing.

Speaker 1 I doubt that. Because we were trying to work out when we spoke about it whether or not you would gain an advantage from a heavier...
golf club. Oh, yeah.
Off the back of urine being in.

Speaker 1 Because it would change a lot. And if you're a top pro, you probably can't use this one.
No, you wouldn't be able to.

Speaker 1 And also, my experience is that men in particular don't have much trouble finding somewhere to urinate on golf courses.

Speaker 1 And this sounds quite difficult for a woman to use.

Speaker 1 Well, the thing is, men pee in jets. Well, you know, and women's age golfer.
And women pee in droplets.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Here's one last one from David McLaren. The winner of the 1970 Australian National Sheep Dog Trial was Bob Ross.
While no relation to the painter.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Dog called Bob Ross. What a painter.
He was a famous painter who was on American TV loads, I think, in the 70s. He knows

Speaker 1 in America.

Speaker 1 While no relation to the painter, Bob Ross, the dog, was also known to have a soft, soft, gentle voice.

Speaker 1 You said that one for last?

Speaker 1 That's our closer?

Speaker 1 P.S. I went this year, and the winning dog gets their portrait painted.
That's great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thank you. And what's your name, McLaren? David McLaren.
Thanks, McLaren. Yeah.
That was a.

Speaker 1 I think that's

Speaker 1 really good.

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