316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
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Hello and welcome to another working from home episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.
My name is Dan Schreiber.
I am sitting here with Anna Czezinski, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin.
And once again, we have gathered round our microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go starting with you Andy my fact is that the inventor of condensed milk Gail Borden had previously tried inventing a biscuit made of meat
sounds delicious so I don't like condensed milk but I've read about this meat biscuit and it sounds amazing It sounds, I guess, it kind of sounds a bit like dog food, I think, but for people.
Okay.
That doesn't sound amazing, but I guess we have different tastes.
Well, so he was alive in the mid-19th century, and you know, there were all these problems about preserving food at the time and feeding, you know, large numbers of people at a distance or at a distance of time.
So, especially feeding your armies, things like this.
This was a couple of decades before the Civil War, so he would have known there was a Civil War coming, needed to feed people for that.
He had amazing powers of foresight, didn't he, this inventor?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I mean, incredible, actually.
um sort of weird he didn't make his money out of that but he invented so much stuff um and one of the things he invented was a beef broth which he then evaporated into this kind of syrup and you could either fry or bake that syrup into a biscuit and um it was a universally derided not actually not universally derided the scientific americans said it was one of the best discoveries of modern times
Okay, that was a good review.
It also won a gold medal at the great exhibition in 1851.
Yeah.
But the army tried it and they declared it was not only unpalatable but failed to appease the craving of hunger, producing headache, nausea and great muscular depression.
Picky, picky baby.
But can we talk about some of the other stuff that Borden invented?
Because he was incredible.
So lots of his relatives, very sadly, died of yellow fever.
His mother, his wife, and his son had all passed away because of yellow fever.
So it was a summer disease predominantly.
And one thing he decided to invent invent was a giant refrigerator to keep people in until they got better.
That didn't work.
He tried him.
Did you read about the
what's it?
When something amphibious, the amphibious machine he invented.
The terraqueous.
Yeah.
It was basically one of those things that you get on the Thames in London, wasn't it?
Well like a duck ribotaur.
It was a duck ribbitaur.
So it was built for prairies.
It was like a wagon that could ride you along the prairies.
But then it transformed into a boat at the click of a button or the erection of a sail i guess once it hit the water it was horse drawn wasn't it as well yes so i guess the horse stayed on shore oh you presumably then attached seahorses to it once it got in the water
yeah the poor horse didn't get to ride the boat but it was pretty unsuccessful i think on its first outing all its occupants ended up in the water right
yeah yeah so he went out a couple times to the ocean one time as you say it tipped over the people into the ocean other times they were just too afraid to let him take the boat in and I was reading an encounter that which gives you an idea of other food inventions that he had because he hosted a dinner before he took everyone out on this boat.
And there's a quote which is from which he talked about the food that he'd concocted that evening out of material from which if you knew what they were, you would turn to loathing and horror.
I have transmuted even the dirt itself into delicacies.
That was dinner
before the horror show boat experience.
That's brilliant.
Interestingly, you know when he invented this biscuit?
I just want to go back to the biscuit, which I do think is pretty cool.
So he invented this biscuit, and then he went to the great exhibition in 1851, and everyone said it was amazing.
Like I said, the scientific Americans said it was amazing.
Everyone thought this was going to be the next big thing.
And so he opened up a big office in New York, okay, where he could sell these biscuits from.
And it was opened on Maiden Lane in New York.
And it was, and I can't quite tell from Google Maps, it was either the same building or it's next door to the building where the Hamilton song the room where it happens
that room is in a building on the same street and it's either the same one or it's next door to it so are you implying that the song the room where it happened is about the room where the meat biscuit almost took off the original probably was right it probably was about the meat biscuit and then they thought oh you know what it's not doing as well as we thought let's change this musical from what used to be about the meat biscuit business now let's turn it into something about hamilton Oh, if only.
I didn't know what the room where it happens is.
I assumed it was a metaphor of some kind.
But you're saying there's an actual room.
And Anna knows the story better than me, but I think is it not where they all got together and decided that the country would be a federal
system or something like that?
It was the bargaining moment, I think, between Hamilton and
Jefferson and his second in command, who was Madison.
And Burr was not allowed into the meeting, and that's the meeting he wanted to be in because that said that's where power was and meat biscuits.
Madison actually came out of that with his own set of demands which is that he wanted to have some square gardens named after him in New York.
So everyone got what they wanted a little bit.
Back to Gail Borden for a second.
Did you find
quite a few of the biogues of him say he was a bit of an eccentric and he used to ride around Galveston on a pet bull apparently and he was quite an important guy so he lived in this place called Galveston in Texas, but he actually also helped design it, apparently.
So, this is in 1829, he moved there, and then he helped set up all the streets of this place.
And the way they measured streets was it was by the number of longhorn cattle that could move abreast down the street, which I suppose just shows in Texas at the time.
What was most important, the most important thing to transport.
So, a hundred-foot-wide street could fit 14 head of longhorn cattle.
Wow.
And then Borden basically then went on to make his condensed milk, didn't he, Andy?
Yes.
And that's what we know him him best for today.
That's what we know and love him for today.
But then Borden's milk is like, I think in America, still perhaps one of the big brands, is it?
Yeah, it is, but it wasn't called Borden's until after he died, I believe.
He was actually inspired to make the condensed milk on the way back from collecting his prize for the meat biscuit, right?
He was obviously on a roll.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was on the boat on the way back from London, and
there were cows on board to help feed the young kids on board.
And they were too distressed to produce their milk selfishly because of all the waves.
And so a lot of the kids on board died.
And he thought, we've got to have a way of getting milk that doesn't require sucking out the udders of a cow directly.
Well, the reason that he became so popular is that his milk was way better than everyone else's because he had what was called the dairyman's ten commandments.
And if anyone was going to sell him milk to condense, it had to fit in with certain things that he said had to happen.
So for instance, they had to wash the cow's udders before milking, and they had to sweep their barns clean, and they had to dry their strainers every morning and night and stuff like that but he came up with these specific rules that you had to adhere to if you wanted to give him milk.
Well he was working on his milk around about the time where milk was incredibly controversial wasn't he because this is the 1850s and I didn't know about this thing the great milk swill crisis but I'm sure everyone else knows about it which is basically
this thing happened where until industrialization people really did have a farmer bring a cow around to their door and they'd order milk from it so you met the cow and you got to okay it but with like urbanization stuff then you just had to buy milk without having met the cow firsthand and so people used to start tampering with it and a major problem was distilleries always a bit roguish used to basically set up side alleys in dairy farming and they'd just fill and then they just feed cows all the leftover kind of corn rye swilly mash and it was really badly infected and they'd sort of the milk would come out and it would be a gross watery blue colour and then they'd fill it up with things like chalk and plaster to make it look white and like real milk.
And people were just dying by the bucket load because these incompetent whiskey makers were trying to give them milk.
And so there was this huge, huge crisis and huge controversy.
And once they cleared that up, I think death rates went down about five times in New York.
Wow.
That's so interesting about...
Sorry to pick up on a very minor thing you said in that really quite intense thing about life-saving,
but meeting the cow that gave you milk and sort of knowing its name, name, that's why I guess they must have the spokes cow that they have for Gordon's milk, which is Elsie.
Yes.
Because you would feel like, okay, Elsie's in charge here.
She's looking after it.
So they've had over 50 Elsies over the year.
Do you think everyone in America thinks that they're all getting milk from this one exhausted cow?
She puts on such a brave front, but my God, she's knackered.
Yeah.
We've mentioned Elsie before.
Have we?
Like, incredibly briefly, we mentioned her when we were talking about, I think she was censored because she had udders and Elsie has undergone a bit of a transformation from the first time she appeared.
She used to be a complete cow as she used to be actually a cow and then she's kind of started She was put on her hind legs and she was dressed in pinafores and things and so she was in the kind of uncanny valley between human and cow and I think Hollywood censored her because she was a bit too sexy that for a cat that sexier than a cow should be basically.
You don't want to be turned on while you're trying to eat your breakfast cereal.
No way.
The fit cat.
Okay.
I do actually, just if we're on milk, I have one more thing about condensed milk.
Because I think I might have found an earlier example of condensed milk, which is St.
Cuthbert.
St.
Cuthbert was alive in the 7th century AD,
and he, according to legend, he chopped his own leg off after speaking angrily to his parents, and it was then replaced with a cast that was made of milk.
And so I think that is a possible example of earlier milk condensation.
What are you talking about?
So, you know,
miracles happen, and if you've cut your own leg off because you've been speaking angrily to your parents and you're remorseful, sometimes God will grant you a new leg, and his new one happened to be made of milk.
Anyway, there's one weird connection, which is that there is a St.
Cuthbert's Cooperative Society,
which was a shop.
It's now called Scotmid, so it's one of the big Scottish grocery shops.
And they hired in 1944 Sean Connery as a milkman.
Did they?
No way.
Yeah.
So
sorry, what's the link again?
Well,
the supermarket is called St.
Cuthbert's Cooperative.
And Sean Connery, what's Sean Connery got to do with it?
Has he got a leg made of milk?
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Okay, it is time for fact number two, and that is my fact.
My fact this week is that in 2014, four non-related economists with the surname Goodman published a paper about the economics of surname sharing.
The paper was titled A Few Good Men.
Very clever.
You've got to wonder what came first, that title, or any of the rest of it.
Actually, none of them was called Goodman when they first started the paper.
They all were name changes.
Well, they were very strict about that, actually, because they claimed that this is the first paper co-authored by four non-related surname-sharing economists.
And there was a thought that this could be challenged because there was a paper published by Scarbeck, Scarbeck, Scarbeck, and Scarbeck back in 2012.
But they disqualified it from beating them to it because they said it was written by two brothers and their two wives.
So they argued that first, the fact that the two wives had their maiden names before they started the paper and then took on the name Scarback
disqualifies them.
So they did it during the research.
And also one of the brothers and his wife are not economists.
They're attorneys and so that also knocked them out.
They were very thorough.
So in this paper they looked at how likely it is for other groups of economists with the same name to share papers, didn't they?
They had a data set with loads of names of economists and they found that 45% of them share a surname with at least one other economist.
So they think that it might be helpful.
But the main reason that they think this whole thing might help is that if you have loads of people with the same name, then you don't have that problem where the paper is by Dan Schreiber et al.
and we don't see who the other people who wrote the paper are.
Why?
Do they just pluralize the surname, basically?
By four Goodmans?
They just say by Goodman et al.
but they don't refer to exactly which Goodman is the first Goodman.
So actually, everyone is getting equal billing.
It's like if we all changed our name to Tashinsky and then we went to do a gig and then in big lights on the theater it said Toshinsky, Toshinsky, Toshinsky, and Toshinski.
We wouldn't know who was the top of the bill.
Of course, it would be me, but we wouldn't know who it was.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm not falling for that.
I'm not rocking up to a fish gig with Harkin and et al.
Nice try, buddy.
I've never think about surnames, and actually, this is a Beatles fact, so Dan, I'm probably going to defer to you on this one.
But is it the case that Paul McCartney wrote yesterday?
Yes.
This quiz is easy.
All right.
Next.
Okay.
No, but I read that John Lennon became furious when he was in hotels because quite a lot of the time the person playing the piano in the hotel would play yesterday as a tribute to him.
And he hadn't written any of that song at all.
It wasn't a Lennon and McCartney song.
It was just a McCartney song.
And so that made him furious.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Two points.
Glad to have that confirmed.
So
if you ever see Andy in a hotel and you want to pay tribute to him, don't play him the episode of No Such Things as a Fish where Alex Bell was here instead of him, because that'll just annoy him.
Exactly.
I'll be so angry.
I'll be amazed at your piano skills if you can play that episode.
Go, imagine that poor penis getting requests for.
Do you know episode 313, No Such Thing thing as a banana with Wi-Fi?
It's the same tune.
Everyone's the same.
On surnames in academia and problems that this poses.
So the same surname problem is a serious issue.
And it's especially an issue in China because in China there are 200,000 people per unique surname.
So they've got far fewer surnames in China.
And I read a piece written by a Wang, a J-Wang, who was saying there are more than 1,200
J-Wangs in nanoscience alone.
So
this is hell.
So if you want to find an individual academic, you can't find them because you have, you know, 200,000 wangs to deal with.
So now in academia, you get something called your ORCID, which is standardized now across most journals.
So rather than being one of a billion, you know, Smiths, Wangs, you have to have a 16-digit number.
But there is an issue because dead scientists probably won't sign up to this ORCID system because they can't.
And so the worry is that now, if you're a deceased scientist, your academic work is going to become harder and harder to source.
So, have you guys heard of Dick Aspman?
No, I've never heard of him.
He was a gas station employee from Canada, and his name, if you look him up on Wikipedia, it says his name propelled him to celebrity status across North America for four months in 1991.
Wow, that is like the, who is it?
The Andy Warhol, isn't it?
It's there, everyone has their four months of fame.
Yeah, exactly.
I think it's because David Letterman found out that there was someone called Dick Assmann and he found this so funny that he
kept on referring to him.
This became known as Asmania.
And
eventually,
his dad, by the way, was called Adolph Assman, which is amazing.
I mean, what an amazing.
Yeah.
Wow.
If you were only allowed to change one of those names, it's so hard to know which to choose.
Rough.
Yeah, and so he became super famous and then he faded into obscurity.
And then, but there was another Assman recently who got in trouble over a vanity license plate.
Another Canadian, I believe, who had an Assman on his license plate.
And the authorities said, no, you can't have that.
Anyway, that's that name.
I have a very random surname fact while we're just lobbing in some good old surnames.
I just read this late last night.
Scylla Black, the singer and TV show host.
I found out what her real surname is.
Do you guys know what her real surname is?
No.
Scylla White.
And
she only got the name change as a result of a misprint in a Mersey Beat newspaper when she was starting out that called her Scylla Black.
And she just went, oh, that's a bit of a misprint, isn't it?
Yeah, that's a massive, that's a massive typo.
Yeah, it's not a typo at all.
It's like literally the difference between black and white.
Yeah, good, cool.
But I can't believe she styled it out and just went, oh yeah, yeah, that's me.
Like when a boss, when the boss says your name wrong in a meeting, and you just go, okay, I guess I'm Mike for this meeting.
Yeah, she did it for her whole career.
Okay, it's time for fact number three, and that is Anna.
My fact this week is that if you wanted to have a bath in Paris in the 1820s, you could have one delivered to your door.
Wow.
This is the bath delivery service.
Did you have to take the bath outside of the door or could you bring it into your house?
Or what?
It was brought into your house.
Sorry, so it was delivered to your door and then up your stairs and into whatever room you chose to bathe in.
So this was called the Bain à Domesile and it was so popular in Paris in the 1820s.
And yeah, someone would come along, a guy called a Thermophore, would deliver a bath to your doorway.
And then they'd also bring these metal rails so they could wheel it up the stairs on these rails, clonk it down.
They also came with a dressing gown and a towel and
you could order your flavour of bath.
So, if you wanted a hot bath, you would say if you wanted a refreshing cold bath, that may have been less money, I don't know, but that was also an option.
I know when you say flavours, I don't usually associate hot and cold as flavours.
So,
was there any other anything else that you could choose, like pistachio?
I think there was one other choice: uh, mineral.
Yeah, it's not again, not a flavour, mineral is not a flavour.
Um, well, I think it spices up bath time a bit if you do refer to them as flavours.
Turn on the hot flavour,
cold flavour.
Sure.
Try it next time.
I love the fact that they brought along a towel.
That feels like the least important bit of the entire enterprise.
What?
So was this a porcelain bath they were bringing?
Or was it made of something like...
Whoa, what do you do?
Do you just drip dry whenever you get out of the bath?
Of course I do.
Of course I do.
Just stand in the street letting nature do its work.
It's very important to bath time to have a towel, obviously.
Do you jump out like a dog and shake all of the water off you?
I just shake it off once and then I'm normal again.
Sorry, you were saying, was it a porcelain?
Anna, was it porcelain?
They were made of various different materials.
Apparently some were made of leather
and some were foldable.
Cliable, apparently, said in one article.
So
I thought if it was leather and you had like a hot flavoured bath, then it might what?
I don't, maybe they had better technology that we've now forgotten.
Like secret leather, yeah.
Yeah.
A leather bath.
You're playing some weird sex games if you're ordering a leather bath.
That must have been a no-questions asked service.
Anyway, what a great service.
It is, it seemed to sort of disappear, as I guess trends do.
So bathing, I think there were a thousand of these baths for rent in Paris by the mid-1820s.
And then they receded again.
Bathing was a bit controversial.
I think some people thought it was a bit lascivious.
There was a famous prostitute, a courtesan, a French courtesan, who had two baths, and that was a bit frowned upon, like, oh, that's the kind of thing courtesans do.
And she actually had, in one of her baths that
was made of silver, she had three taps, one of which delivered water and another delivered milk and the other champagne.
Just on the flavour thing, though, because James was saying stuff about, what did you say, like almonds and stuff like that?
That pistachio but it was just the first flavor that came into my head yeah but that was a thing like there was the sort of prototype back then of the bath bomb that gives the colour and and aroma that you get with them in the form of things like clouded powdered almond paste and then milk was another big one and largely i think that was a modesty thing for women the idea was that you would have the bath not necessarily in a bathroom but possibly in an open room and so it just created a layer of camouflage to stop your bits from being seen.
I do see that, but I think, let's say you have some nice radox in your bath or something, and it smells of lavender, then you come out of your bath and you smell like lavender.
I probably don't want to smell like milk
after you get out of the bath.
Do you know what I mean?
Like milk.
I wouldn't mind smelling like fresh.
Is the milk fresh?
That's the biggest
to begin with, it will be.
That's a really good shout.
If you're using the patent Murray drip dry method, then over time that milk will curdle.
Also, I don't know how clean you can claim you are if you're stepping out of the bath and you're sort of covered in bits of pine nut and almond seed and whatever else it was that they had.
Well, there was another thing where you used to have, and this was more for the aristocracy, you would have two baths.
So you would have the bath that had the bath bomb in it, like the milk and the almond.
You'd go in and wash down, then you'd get out and go into your next bath, and that would be just the clear water.
And you could just wash in the purity of that and then get out.
According to the Smithsonian, I've read this on their website, sometimes you wouldn't actually get into your actual bath.
You would wrap yourself in blankets and then you would lie or sit on sticks of wood which were balanced across the tub of water.
I can't believe this is true.
Like you're being steamed.
Yeah.
Basically, yeah.
I mean, I really can't believe this is true.
And is that to make you more healthy to consume and to give you a more satisfying crunch?
I mean, that's why you do it to broccoli, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's weird that we're talking about baths in this one.
And someone we've talked about earlier in this podcast has quite a strong connection to bathing.
Adolf Assmann.
Not Adolph Assmann, I dread to think of the bath that he'd come up with.
Gail Borden of Meat Biscuit fame also invented a wagon which women could wheel down the beach and to the shore and then they could descend from there into the water without anyone seeing them, which we had in the Victorian era, but he invented that in America for ladies to use.
So a bathing entrepreneur as well.
Do you guys know who invented the heart-shaped bathtub?
No, I can't believe they're not famous for it though.
Have you guys heard of the heart-shaped bathtub?
No.
No.
Okay, so this is a thing in America, I think,
which is where you have a bathtub which is shaped in the classic heart, you know, so I guess the two of you sit in...
It's for couples.
The inventor of this thing was a guy called Maurice Benjamin Wilkins.
And I just, I like him so much, this guy, because he served in in the US Navy he was in submarines
and then he came out of the Navy came out of the submarine and decided to invent a new kind of bathtub I guess to preserve a bit of the submarine experience
and again if that's the opposite that's the opposite experience
in a submarine you're out of the water
you're right if he wanted to do that he would just be in a sheaf inside the bath.
Yeah.
He would be in like a metal sheath.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or laying on the twigs above the bath, like your other invention.
Did he get fired from being a sub-mariner because he kept trying to fill up the submarine?
Okay, I badly misspoke.
He hated submarines so much that he vowed to create the opposite of a submarine, which was a bath.
But he, he, if you look him up, again on Wikipedia, it says that he is credited with making the Pocono Mountains in northeast Pennsylvania the honeymoon capital of the world.
Now, I had never heard of these mountains before now.
So I don't know if they really are.
But he invented this bathtub, and then he was so emboldened by it, Wilkins, that he went on to create the champagne glass bathtub.
This is unbelievable.
It's an actual champagne glass and, you know, one of the shallow ones, not a very high flute.
Yeah.
That'd be a disaster.
The one that's based on Marie Antoinette's breast.
Exactly, yes.
And
it's that shallow shape, a coop, and you can both sit in there, but you are seven feet off the ground and supported by this incredibly narrow-looking.
Wow.
Yeah, it's really cool.
That's really cool.
How do you get in there?
I think you need a ladder to get in there.
No,
you're in a much higher champagne flute and you kind of flew over the edge.
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Okay, it's time for our final fact of the show, and that is James.
Okay, my fact this week is that dogs can suffer from a sprained tail if they get too happy.
Sweet.
So nice.
Yeah, it's sweet, isn't it?
So this, I read about this in a news article about Rolo, who was a seven-year-old Dax hunt who managed to strain his tail by wagging it so hard.
His family are at home a lot more at the moment, and so he's always happy because his humans are around.
And so he kept wagging his tail and he strained the ligaments.
And it turns out that strained tails is a thing with dogs that you need to worry about.
I've never had a dog, so I didn't know about this, but apparently it's a problem.
How problematic is it?
Because their tails aren't offering that much, are they?
A bit of balance, but if you sprain it, it's not like an ankle.
I guess it's just more painful than awkward for their lives.
It's a thing called limber tail.
It's also called dead tail, swimmer's tail, cold tail, frozen tail, sprained tail, limp tail, sprung tail, and broken tail.
Lots of synonyms for it.
Did you say swimmer's tail?
Swimmer's tail, because that's one of the main times you get a sore tail if if you're a dog.
If you've been swimming in water that's too cold or too hot, so either of the flavours, then it narrows the space where your spinal cord goes through and that can cause basically
the bones to kind of rub against the ligaments and stuff and that can cause problems and cause you to have injured ligaments.
Ouch, so always regress the mineral option for your dog bath.
Yes, exactly, yeah.
Is this quite common, James?
Is this something that a lot of people who have dogs are often at the vet for?
I don't think it's the most common thing in the world, but it is definitely a thing that happens if you look on the internet and Google injured tail.
Like I say, I don't have a dog,
and I do have a cat, and she seems fine.
Yeah,
it's not as common as worms, is it?
No, it's less common than worms, but more common than being hit by a meteorite.
Yeah.
I've grown up with dogs, and we never had to take them to the vet for a sprained tail, but then we made sure they were never happy because
just didn't want the hassle.
It's not just happy that they wag their tails when they are, right?
It's
they do it when they're angry, they do it when they're about to attack.
There's different kinds of wags.
And I was reading, there was a guy called Dr.
Roger Mugford who invented a waggometer.
And
the wagometer, so
Dr.
Mugford, probably best known for retraining Prince Anne's Bull Terrier Dotty after it bit two boys.
That's how I know him.
Best known.
Unbelievable.
So he created the waggometer, which can indicate whether or not the dog is happy or angry or about to attack, and it's a sensor that's attached to its tail.
What it's used for, though, is when they do dog shows, they want to sometimes tell who's the happiest dog.
So the waggometer is put on the dogs and it monitors the wag that's going on to then officially, scientifically, using Mugford's waggometer, determine who the happiest is.
I think we're all the Mugfords here.
They do definitely have different wags, though.
You can kind of tell.
So if it's, apparently, if they do like a really slow, quite stiff wag, then that's when they're saying, go away, I might attack you.
I'm anxious.
But left and right is a difference, too.
So if they, I had no idea about this before looking this up, that a tail wagging to the left is negative emotions, and wagging to the right is happy.
And I thought that dogs just wag their tails left and right.
Yeah.
A wag was a wag.
I would have thought a wag would be left, then right, then left, then right.
Exactly, yeah.
Oh, no, they lean, they um they tend to one side, unless our dogs are a bit lopsided, but they're just stage left, or
is it the dog's left, or is it my left?
It's the dog's left, yeah.
Because that's important to know.
It's from the perspective of the dog, because it's about brain hemispheres, right?
The same as in humans.
So amazingly, they've got similar brain hemisphere responsibilities as we do.
And so when they're wagging to the right and they're happy, that's because the left side of their brain is kind of active when they're feeling relaxed and chill.
And then the right side of their brain is active when it's an emergency.
And so, that's why they then wag to the left.
That's weird because whenever I do the hokey-cokey, whenever I put the right leg in, I always feel really relaxed.
But then, as soon as I put the left leg in, I feel really anxious.
You're misaligned.
There are researchers at Keio University, they have invented a tail for humans.
That's great.
So, a full-size tail for humans.
And the idea is that it will help you to walk around, bend over, and anything that you might find a little bit tough to do because your body has
things that it can't do.
The tail will just help balance you.
Really?
When you say a full-size tail, do you mean are we talking kangaroo length?
Are we talking dog length?
More kangarooy than dog because it has to balance your entire upper body.
So let's say you're running a bath and you have to bend over.
I've got a shower kind of screen next to my bath.
So it's kind of hard to bend round and turn my bath on without getting in the bath.
But if I had a tail, I could do it easily because that would just balance me out and I could kind of bend my body in any direction.
And it might be useful, especially for elderly people who have
like limited mobility.
It might help them to bend over and reach things that they can't normally reach.
So it might be that when you get to a certain age, you get a tail attached.
Wouldn't that be cool?
That would be amazing.
Something to look forward to.
It's not surgically attached, is it?
They just sort of strap it on you.
At the moment, it's strap-on.
Okay.
Well, that'll bring a bit of spice to the 70th birthday party, won't it?
Granddad, we bought you a strap-on.
It's a hell of an intimidating strap-on to walk in a room on.
Kangaroo length.
Whoa.
You've got it on the wrong side, Granddad.
It's supposed to be sticking out the back.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, dear.
Some sheep, when they're nursing their young, they get so carried away grooming newborn lambs that they lick off their entire tails.
Wow.
Wow.
They sort of chew them.
They're sort of chewing the lad to chew out some of the debris in their fur, but they really love them.
You know, sometimes, apparently, if you really love your baby, you've got a baby, Dan.
You kind of want to sort of bite it.
But they're in, they'd like that and they accidentally chew off their tail.
Dan's child's leg is made of condensed milk, so it's a bit easier for him.
That is remarkable though like wow you'd resent your parent do you know why rabbits have white tails no seems stupid
doesn't it yeah it does seem stupid because whenever you see a rabbit running around in the countryside they're really easy to spot because they have this white fluffy tail that jumps around yeah and you can see them from anywhere so you would think that a fox would have the same yeah skill right well it turns out that while you do notice them immediately they're really good for kind of tricking you as to which direction rabbits go because if you do see see a rabbit running away, they kind of dart from left to right, from left to right.
And so when they're directly in front of you, you see the tail.
But as soon as they dodge to the left or the right, you can't see the tail anymore.
You can only see the dark bit.
You can't see the light bit.
So for a second, you can't tell whether they've gone left or right.
So basically, it confuses any predators.
Isn't that clever?
That's really good.
Tail decoys in animals are so fascinating.
Like how you know, how lizards can just drop their tail off.
I was reading about geckos and the fact that the way that their tails are made up, they're kind of like toilet paper.
They're kind of serrated already.
They're pre-serrated so that they help the process of the tail to be bitten off by clenching muscles.
They're actually actively part of it, which is why if a gecko is already dead, it's much harder to bite off its tail because it's not helping the animal eating it to do it.
Yeah.
And there was this really cool thing, which is it's very fatty, their tails.
And so if the predator then pursues the gecko and the gecko still gets away, the gecko will then go back and eat the tail because it's so fatty.
It's got so much nutrients in it.
Whoa.
Yeah, so it's effectively also an emergency meal for them.
Do we know if they sort of cry as they're doing it?
Because I think if you had to eat your own limb to survive, you would.
Yeah.
Crocodile tears, but even so.
Actually, the longest tail in nature is a lizard, isn't it?
Which can...
be deposited at will.
It's the Asian grass lizard, which looks so funny.
It looks like a child got carried away when drawing the tail so its tail its tail is 25 centimeters which is over three times the length of its body it's so sweet and i also quite like um the term the terminology when they're talking about the length of lizards compared to their tails they talk about snout to vent snout to vent length is six centimeters is the vent the bottom the vent is the bottom yes from from which you vent air
and other things.
I just like that phrase.
How tall is he?
Snout to vent?
Yeah, that's true actually, because people who have long legs, it's like having a long tail, it's not as important, is it?
Yeah.
The most important bit is from your nose to your anus.
Yep.
And really what happens below that is just incidental.
Agree.
All these basketballers bragging.
Snap to vent, they're barely different to us.
Okay, that's it.
That's all of our facts.
Thank you so much for listening.
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We've got everything up there from all of our previous episodes.
And when we say all, we mean all.
Every single one that disappeared from the internet a couple years ago is back up there.
So there's over now 100 episodes for you to re-listen to from the first and second years of fish and also if you'd like to buy the cassette or the vinyl they're there too and we will be back again next week with another working from home episode guys we really hope you're doing okay stay home stay safe love to your family we'll see you again next week goodbye
let's say for instance
oh
I can hear birds in a bad girl.
Yeah, I can too.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, yeah.
Anna, can you you hear birds in the foreground?
Is that a problem?
That's a problem, isn't it?
I'm recording outside.
Maybe next time, don't kick fish and chips next to your
computer.
Anna, is this your pitch to be on Desert Island discs?
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