Street Sweepers
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Speaker 1 Welcome to bedtime stories for everyone,
Speaker 1 in which
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Speaker 1 all our stories are family-friendly.
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Speaker 1 Our story tonight
Speaker 1 is called Street Sweepers, and it's a story about an early morning tending of the village lanes.
Speaker 1 It's also about hoppers and windrows, zinnia heads, and locust pods, clearing small floods near blocked-up drains, and a simple but important way
Speaker 1 to care for a place you love.
Speaker 1 Now,
Speaker 1 lights out, campers.
Speaker 1 Snuggle down into your sheets
Speaker 1 and let your whole body
Speaker 1 relax.
Speaker 1 The day is over.
Speaker 1 It's over.
Speaker 1 Nothing left to do
Speaker 1 or attend to.
Speaker 1 Soften your jaw,
Speaker 1 your shoulders,
Speaker 1 your hands,
Speaker 1 and your feet.
Speaker 1 Draw a deep breath in through your nose
Speaker 1 and sigh from your mouth
Speaker 1 once more, breathe in
Speaker 1 and let it out.
Speaker 1 Good.
Speaker 1 Street Sweepers
Speaker 1 There was certainly a time in my life
Speaker 1 when I didn't find much pleasure
Speaker 1 in being the first one up
Speaker 1 when my body just required too much rest
Speaker 1 to rise before the sun.
Speaker 1 Those days still hold their own allure.
Speaker 1 Being able to sleep
Speaker 1 into the late morning,
Speaker 1 waking, feeling so replete and relaxed,
Speaker 1 then able to stay up late,
Speaker 1 to have adventures that didn't start until long after the sun went down.
Speaker 1 Maybe I am romanticizing those times now.
Speaker 1 But no,
Speaker 1 they were romantic.
Speaker 1 They were fun.
Speaker 1 And now,
Speaker 1 so is this.
Speaker 1 So is being alone on the street at dawn
Speaker 1 as the sky just begins to shade lighter by a degree at a time.
Speaker 1 The air is so fresh and clean,
Speaker 1 it feels like the molecules have just come off the production line.
Speaker 1 I stood for a few moments,
Speaker 1 breathing them in,
Speaker 1 breathing them out,
Speaker 1 knowing a moment
Speaker 1 of true excitement for being alive and awake
Speaker 1 just where I was.
Speaker 1 Then began to sort through my brushes and rakes,
Speaker 1 outfitting my sweeper
Speaker 1 for the morning's work.
Speaker 1 There is more than one of us in the village, a whole crew, in fact.
Speaker 1 But our sweepers are stored all across the town.
Speaker 1 So I was on my own as I climbed aboard.
Speaker 1 She started right up,
Speaker 1 and I steered her out of her garage
Speaker 1 and on to the street.
Speaker 1 Each neighborhood gets to name their own sweeper,
Speaker 1 and this has led to a friendly rivalry,
Speaker 1 each set of streets looking for the best name.
Speaker 1 The cleaner by the park called
Speaker 1 a broom with a view.
Speaker 1 Grime and punishment worked through downtown
Speaker 1 West of the village by the cemetery,
Speaker 1 the grim sweeper cleaned up,
Speaker 1 and my own avenues were tended by sweep dreams
Speaker 1 A nod to my own tendency to be the first one at work,
Speaker 1 quietly cleaning while the houses around me slept.
Speaker 1 I rode close to the curb,
Speaker 1 watching the bristles of the gutter broom rotating
Speaker 1 and clearing away debris.
Speaker 1 This time of year we were cleaning up linden blossoms and locust pods.
Speaker 1 There was still a bit of cottonwood fluff,
Speaker 1 plenty of grass clippings and whirly birds.
Speaker 1 I could see marigold heads and zinnia leaves that had blown from someone's yard.
Speaker 1 It was all swept into the main broom,
Speaker 1 the rotating bristles that lived in the belly of sweet dreams.
Speaker 1 They in turn swept the windrow into the hopper.
Speaker 1 Behind me a fine mist was spraying out onto the pavement
Speaker 1 to keep dust down until the next cleaning.
Speaker 1 It was a very satisfying experience
Speaker 1 to roll slowly down the street
Speaker 1 and see the clutter in front of me,
Speaker 1 then
Speaker 1 to turn in my seat
Speaker 1 and see the clean, damp road behind.
Speaker 1 The scope of work for a street sweeper
Speaker 1 depended very much on the season.
Speaker 1 And while you'd not likely be surprised to hear
Speaker 1 that autumn is a very busy time of year for us,
Speaker 1 there are moments from spring through summer that rival it
Speaker 1 When the cottonwood flies at the end of May
Speaker 1 The sweepers shake their heads at the snow drifts of sticky fluff
Speaker 1 piled along the curbs.
Speaker 1 We sighed and clucked our tongues in July
Speaker 1 when the heat led maples and lindens to drip sap on to the street,
Speaker 1 turning every loose leaf gummy
Speaker 1 and clogging up our bristles,
Speaker 1 and don't even get me started on parades.
Speaker 1 Heavy end-of-the-season storms,
Speaker 1 clogged drains with twigs and mud.
Speaker 1 Though,
Speaker 1 and I think I wasn't alone in this,
Speaker 1 coming across a small flood at a gutter
Speaker 1 and raking out the debris
Speaker 1 till the water began to spin
Speaker 1 and spiral and empty through the spillway
Speaker 1 was actually something I looked forward to.
Speaker 1 Sometimes a homeowner would wave me down,
Speaker 1 point toward a blocked up drain on a side street,
Speaker 1 and a small crowd would gather till I cleared it out.
Speaker 1 They'd clap
Speaker 1 as it drained,
Speaker 1 and I'd stop to take a bow.
Speaker 1 I turned down another street,
Speaker 1 continuing to sweep away dust and dirt.
Speaker 1 I noticed a gray cat in a window watching me as I inched past.
Speaker 1 I raised a hand to wave to her,
Speaker 1 but she blinked in a slow way
Speaker 1 that felt like a returned greeting.
Speaker 1 In another house I saw windows being pushed open on the ground floor,
Speaker 1 a front door pulled back to let the breeze in.
Speaker 1 The village was starting to come to life.
Speaker 1 So far
Speaker 1 I hadn't seen a stretch of road
Speaker 1 that needed more than one pass
Speaker 1 until I rounded the curve by the corner store
Speaker 1 and saw the cement speckled
Speaker 1 with nickel-sized purple stains.
Speaker 1 I paused, sweep dreams,
Speaker 1 then turned her key to off
Speaker 1 and climbed down.
Speaker 1 The arch enemy of the street sweeper had arrived.
Speaker 1 Mulberries.
Speaker 1 I circled the stained section of concrete,
Speaker 1 eyeing the mess,
Speaker 1 and taking out my handkerchief
Speaker 1 to wipe my glasses.
Speaker 1 Out came my hose.
Speaker 1 I started by washing down the curb and pavement
Speaker 1 with a bit of cleaner.
Speaker 1 Then I selected the right size hand broom
Speaker 1 and got to scrubbing.
Speaker 1 The next few weeks
Speaker 1 would see me doing the same here
Speaker 1 day after day.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 1 I wouldn't be bowed by the persistence of the berries.
Speaker 1 I, too,
Speaker 1 could be persistent.
Speaker 1 After I scrubbed and re hung my broom,
Speaker 1 I climbed aboard and started sweep dreams back up.
Speaker 1 We rolled over the Sudzy mess slowly,
Speaker 1 and I looked behind us to see that we'd made good progress.
Speaker 1 At the corner I turned and made a second pass.
Speaker 1 The street was nearly stain free now.
Speaker 1 But still
Speaker 1 I stopped to rinse the spot with my hose
Speaker 1 one more time
Speaker 1 to flush the last bits of soap and seeds down the sewer.
Speaker 1 I liked a job well done
Speaker 1 a job that was completed
Speaker 1 even if it took a bit of extra time and energy.
Speaker 1 it was a point of pride to me
Speaker 1 that the streets in my territory
Speaker 1 were well tended and cared for.
Speaker 1 It was probably something that people didn't really notice.
Speaker 1 They'd only be likely to notice the mess,
Speaker 1 not the lack of it.
Speaker 1 But that was okay with me.
Speaker 1 I was happy to work in the background
Speaker 1 and give the village a sense of order,
Speaker 1 being well kept.
Speaker 1 I thought it lent itself to the overall sense of this place
Speaker 1 just as a good place to be.
Speaker 1 That was enough.
Speaker 1 I re hung the hose and kept on with my work.
Speaker 1 When I got sweep dreams back to her garage,
Speaker 1 I cleaned out the bristles of her brushes,
Speaker 1 emptied her hopper,
Speaker 1 and refilled her tanks for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 Outside, the sun was rising above the horizon,
Speaker 1 and traffic was just beginning to pick up.
Speaker 1 I gave my sweeper a pat on the hood.
Speaker 1 Those mulberries would be back tomorrow,
Speaker 1 but so would we.
Speaker 1 Street sweepers.
Speaker 1 There was
Speaker 1 certainly a time
Speaker 1 in my life
Speaker 1 when I didn't find much pleasure in being the first one up
Speaker 1 when my body just required too much rest
Speaker 1 to rise before the sun
Speaker 1 those days
Speaker 1 hold their own allure.
Speaker 1 Being able to sleep into the late morning,
Speaker 1 waking feeling
Speaker 1 so replete
Speaker 1 and relaxed,
Speaker 1 then
Speaker 1 able to stay up late
Speaker 1 to have adventures
Speaker 1 that didn't start
Speaker 1 until long after the sun went down.
Speaker 1 Maybe I am
Speaker 1 romanticizing those times now.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 1 no,
Speaker 1 they were romantic.
Speaker 1 They were fun.
Speaker 1 And so is this.
Speaker 1 So is being alone on the street at dawn
Speaker 1 as the sky just begins to shade lighter
Speaker 1 by a degree at a time.
Speaker 1 The air is so fresh and clean.
Speaker 1 It feels like the molecules
Speaker 1 have just come off the production line.
Speaker 1 I stood for a few moments,
Speaker 1 breathing them in,
Speaker 1 breathing them out,
Speaker 1 knowing a moment
Speaker 1 of true excitement
Speaker 1 for being alive
Speaker 1 and awake
Speaker 1 just where I was.
Speaker 1 Then
Speaker 1 began to sort through
Speaker 1 my brushes and rakes,
Speaker 1 outfitting my sweeper
Speaker 1 for the morning's work.
Speaker 1 There is more than one of us in the village,
Speaker 1 a whole crew, in fact.
Speaker 1 But our sweepers are stored all across the town.
Speaker 1 So
Speaker 1 I was on my own
Speaker 1 as I climbed aboard.
Speaker 1 She started right up,
Speaker 1 and I steered her out of the garage
Speaker 1 and onto the street.
Speaker 1 Each neighborhood gets to name their own sweeper,
Speaker 1 and
Speaker 1 this has led to a friendly rivalry.
Speaker 1 Each set of streets
Speaker 1 looking for the best name
Speaker 1 The cleaner by the park
Speaker 1 was called
Speaker 1 A Broom with a view
Speaker 1 Crime and Punishment
Speaker 1 Worked through downtown
Speaker 1 West of the village by the cemetery
Speaker 1 The grim sweeper cleaned up,
Speaker 1 and my own avenues were tended by sweep dreams.
Speaker 1 A nod to my tendency to be the first one at work,
Speaker 1 quietly clearing
Speaker 1 while the houses around me slept.
Speaker 1 I rode close to the curb
Speaker 1 watching the bristles
Speaker 1 of the gutter broom
Speaker 1 rotating
Speaker 1 and clearing away debris
Speaker 1 this time of year
Speaker 1 we were cleaning up linden blossoms
Speaker 1 and locust pods
Speaker 1 there was still a bit of cottonwood fluff,
Speaker 1 and plenty of grass clippings
Speaker 1 and whirly birds.
Speaker 1 I could see marigold heads
Speaker 1 and zinny leaves
Speaker 1 that had blown from someone's yard.
Speaker 1 It was all swept into the main broom.
Speaker 1 The rotating bristles
Speaker 1 That lived in the belly of sweet dreams
Speaker 1 They in turn
Speaker 1 swept the windrow
Speaker 1 into the hopper
Speaker 1 Behind me
Speaker 1 a fine mist
Speaker 1 was spraying out
Speaker 1 onto the pavement
Speaker 1 to keep dust down
Speaker 1 until the next cleaning.
Speaker 1 It was
Speaker 1 a very satisfying experience
Speaker 1 to roll
Speaker 1 slowly down the street
Speaker 1 and see the clutter in front of me,
Speaker 1 then to turn in my seat
Speaker 1 and see the clean, damp road behind.
Speaker 1 The scope of work
Speaker 1 for a street sweeper
Speaker 1 depended very much
Speaker 1 on the season.
Speaker 1 and while you're not likely to be surprised to hear
Speaker 1 that autumn is a very busy time of year for us,
Speaker 1 there are moments
Speaker 1 in the spring and summer
Speaker 1 that rival it
Speaker 1 when the cottonwood flies
Speaker 1 at the end of May
Speaker 1 The sweepers shake their heads at the snow drifts
Speaker 1 Of sticky fluff piled along the curbs
Speaker 1 We sighed
Speaker 1 and clicked our tongues in July
Speaker 1 When the heat
Speaker 1 led maples and lindens
Speaker 1 to drip sap into the street,
Speaker 1 turning every loose leaf gummy,
Speaker 1 and clogging up our bristles
Speaker 1 And don't even get me started
Speaker 1 on parades
Speaker 1 Heavy end of the season storms,
Speaker 1 clogged drains with twigs and mud
Speaker 1 Though,
Speaker 1 and I think
Speaker 1 I wasn't alone in this
Speaker 1 Coming across a small flood at a gutter
Speaker 1 And raking out the debris
Speaker 1 till the water began to spin
Speaker 1 and spiral
Speaker 1 and empty through the spillway
Speaker 1 was actually something I looked forward to.
Speaker 1 Sometimes a homeowner would wave me down,
Speaker 1 point toward a blocked up drain on a side street,
Speaker 1 and a small crowd would gather
Speaker 1 till I cleared it out.
Speaker 1 They'd clap as it drained,
Speaker 1 and I'd stop to take a bow.
Speaker 1 I turned down another street,
Speaker 1 continuing to sweep away dust and dirt.
Speaker 1 I noticed a gray cat in a window watching me as I inched past.
Speaker 1 I raised a hand to wave to her
Speaker 1 and she blinked in a slow way
Speaker 1 that felt like a returned greeting.
Speaker 1 In another house, I saw windows
Speaker 1 being pushed open on the ground floor,
Speaker 1 a front door pulled back to let the breeze in.
Speaker 1 The village was starting to come to life.
Speaker 1 So far,
Speaker 1 I hadn't seen a stretch of road
Speaker 1 that needed more than one pass
Speaker 1 until
Speaker 1 I rounded the curve
Speaker 1 by the corner store
Speaker 1 and saw the cement speckled
Speaker 1 with nickel-sized purple stains.
Speaker 1 I paused sweep dreams,
Speaker 1 then turned her her key to off and climbed down.
Speaker 1 The arch enemy of the street sweeper
Speaker 1 had arrived.
Speaker 1 Mulberries.
Speaker 1 I circled the stained section of concrete,
Speaker 1 eyeing the mess
Speaker 1 and taking out my handkerchief to wipe my glasses.
Speaker 1 Out came my hose.
Speaker 1 I started by washing down the curb and pavement with a bit of cleaner,
Speaker 1 then selected the right size hand broom
Speaker 1 and got to scrubbing.
Speaker 1 The next few weeks would see see me doing the same here,
Speaker 1 day
Speaker 1 after day.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 1 I wouldn't be bowed by the persistence of the berries.
Speaker 1 I too
Speaker 1 could be persistent.
Speaker 1 After I scrubbed and re-hung my broom,
Speaker 1 I climbed aboard
Speaker 1 and started sweep dreams back up.
Speaker 1 We rolled over the sudsea mess slowly.
Speaker 1 I looked behind us
Speaker 1 to see that we'd made good progress.
Speaker 1 At the corner I turned
Speaker 1 and made a second pass.
Speaker 1 The street was nearly stain free now,
Speaker 1 but I still stopped to rinse the spot with my hose
Speaker 1 one more time
Speaker 1 to flush the last bits of soap and seeds down the sewer.
Speaker 1 I liked a job well done,
Speaker 1 a job that was completed,
Speaker 1 even if it took a bit of extra time and energy.
Speaker 1 It was a point of pride to me
Speaker 1 that the streets in my territory were well tended
Speaker 1 and cared for.
Speaker 1 It was probably something that
Speaker 1 people didn't really notice.
Speaker 1 They'd only be likely to notice the mess,
Speaker 1 not the lack of it.
Speaker 1 But that was okay with me.
Speaker 1 I was happy to work in the background
Speaker 1 and give the village a sense of order and being well kept.
Speaker 1 I thought it lent itself to the overall sense of this place
Speaker 1 as a good place to be.
Speaker 1 And that was enough.
Speaker 1 I re hung the hose
Speaker 1 and kept on with my work.
Speaker 1 When I got sweep dreams
Speaker 1 back to her garage,
Speaker 1 I cleaned the bristles of her brushes,
Speaker 1 emptied her hopper,
Speaker 1 and refilled her tanks for tomorrow.
Speaker 1 Outside, the sun was rising above the horizon,
Speaker 1 and traffic was just beginning to pick up.
Speaker 1 I gave my sweeper a pat on the hood.
Speaker 1 Those mulberries would be back tomorrow,
Speaker 1 but so would we.
Speaker 1 Sweet dreams.