The Houseboat

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Speaker 1 it will train you to fall asleep quickly and easily, and to return to sleep if you wake in the night.

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Speaker 1 I'll tell the story twice, and I'll go a little slower the second time through.

Speaker 1 Our story tonight

Speaker 1 is called

Speaker 1 The House Boat.

Speaker 1 And it's a story about a calm morning on the water

Speaker 1 and the small joys of observation.

Speaker 1 It's also about a kettle on the stove, orange zest,

Speaker 1 and sweet gum flowers,

Speaker 1 properly tied knots, and a sweet reunion, celebrated without words.

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Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Time to snuggle in.

Speaker 1 Maybe you've been on all day.

Speaker 1 You can shut off now.

Speaker 1 Nothing more is needed from you.

Speaker 1 You're safe

Speaker 1 and I'll be here to watch over with my voice.

Speaker 1 Take a slow, deep breath in through your nose

Speaker 1 and sigh from your mouth.

Speaker 1 One more time, breathe in

Speaker 1 and let it out.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 The houseboat

Speaker 1 Water lapped against the bow.

Speaker 1 The day before had been rainy and gray,

Speaker 1 but to day the sky was clear.

Speaker 1 And when I pushed back the thin cotton curtains from the windows,

Speaker 1 I could see sunlight sparkling on the waves.

Speaker 1 The houseboat rocked gently as I filled the kettle at the sink.

Speaker 1 I loved this part of the morning.

Speaker 1 Few were out yet,

Speaker 1 and besides the occasional occasional voices of kayakers,

Speaker 1 the only sounds were the water and the birds.

Speaker 1 I set the kettle on the stove

Speaker 1 and lit it,

Speaker 1 bustled around,

Speaker 1 getting my French press ready

Speaker 1 and my cup down from the shelf.

Speaker 1 Then I took the broom

Speaker 1 from behind the door

Speaker 1 and went out onto the deck.

Speaker 1 The scent of fresh

Speaker 1 on the cusp of summer air filled my lungs

Speaker 1 and I stood for a few moments

Speaker 1 just feeling the warm sun on my face

Speaker 1 and breathing deeply

Speaker 1 each morning I swept the deck

Speaker 1 and checked the mooring ropes

Speaker 1 Today I also needed to bring out the cushions

Speaker 1 for my little wicker love seat and chair

Speaker 1 I'd taken them in when the rain started the day before

Speaker 1 The trees beside the shore were dropping all sorts of things this time of year.

Speaker 1 Stringy catkins from the oak tree,

Speaker 1 samaras from the maple,

Speaker 1 and the soft but spiky sweet gum flowers

Speaker 1 that liked to stick in the bristles of my broom.

Speaker 1 I was patient, sweeping from the corners out,

Speaker 1 and just as I finished up,

Speaker 1 I heard the kettle whistle from inside.

Speaker 1 The broom went back behind the door

Speaker 1 and I switched off the burner

Speaker 1 as the hot water hit the coffee grounds in my press,

Speaker 1 the smell of it rushed up toward me.

Speaker 1 It was nutty

Speaker 1 and earthy.

Speaker 1 It smelled a bit caramelized,

Speaker 1 like burnt sugar.

Speaker 1 And I smiled as I set the lid in place

Speaker 1 and went to gather the cushions.

Speaker 1 Back on the now clean deck, I plumped them up

Speaker 1 and padded them into place.

Speaker 1 In fine weather, I spent a good bit of time out here,

Speaker 1 and I liked to arrange it

Speaker 1 for maximum comfort each day.

Speaker 1 I had the love seat

Speaker 1 where I could stretch out

Speaker 1 an ottoman to prop my feet on

Speaker 1 and a side table for my drink

Speaker 1 then a chair that was mostly meant for company

Speaker 1 with wide arms and a deep seat

Speaker 1 there was another side table

Speaker 1 and a larger low coffee table that I wiped with a rag

Speaker 1 to make the surface shine.

Speaker 1 I had an awning that worked on a hand crank.

Speaker 1 Right now it was drawn in

Speaker 1 to let the sun shine on the deck.

Speaker 1 But in the afternoon,

Speaker 1 I often cranked it out to shade the whole area.

Speaker 1 It was perfect for a nap when the day got hot.

Speaker 1 As I put the last cushion in place,

Speaker 1 a breeze blew through the open windows of the boat.

Speaker 1 And again,

Speaker 1 the scent of coffee hit me.

Speaker 1 I went in to fix my cup,

Speaker 1 a little creamer, and a scrape of orange zest

Speaker 1 a habit I'd gotten into

Speaker 1 when the winter was in full force

Speaker 1 and I'd needed something citrusy and bright

Speaker 1 to pick me up,

Speaker 1 then had kept

Speaker 1 even after the season turned.

Speaker 1 I took my cup out on to the deck

Speaker 1 and and watched the steam ripple up in the clear air.

Speaker 1 I still needed to check the lines

Speaker 1 so I left it on a side table

Speaker 1 and walked the length of the deck.

Speaker 1 She was secured bow and stern with double braided dock lines,

Speaker 1 looped through the cleats,

Speaker 1 and tied off with a proper cleat hitch.

Speaker 1 The fenders were still hanging between the hull and the dock,

Speaker 1 just brushing the edge as the boat rocked.

Speaker 1 I tugged gently at each line.

Speaker 1 checking for slack or chafe

Speaker 1 and gave the spring line a final glance

Speaker 1 to make sure she wasn't drifting forward on her mooring.

Speaker 1 All sound, all snug.

Speaker 1 My morning routine complete.

Speaker 1 I went to enjoy my coffee

Speaker 1 and settled onto my love seat.

Speaker 1 I propped my heels heels on the Ottoman.

Speaker 1 That first sip of coffee was so good.

Speaker 1 I closed my eyes to taste it.

Speaker 1 The dark, rich flavor of the roast,

Speaker 1 the creaminess and floral touch of the orange.

Speaker 1 I sighed with contentment

Speaker 1 and held the cup close

Speaker 1 as I looked out at the water,

Speaker 1 hoping to see the swans

Speaker 1 as they started their day.

Speaker 1 I'd been moored here

Speaker 1 for about a week,

Speaker 1 and in another day or two

Speaker 1 would move on.

Speaker 1 I liked seeing new places,

Speaker 1 exploring, and changing my view pretty regularly.

Speaker 1 This little village was a sweet one, though.

Speaker 1 And I thought I might make it a regular stop on my rotation.

Speaker 1 When I'd first drifted down the river,

Speaker 1 I'd spotted a few places I wanted to take a closer look at,

Speaker 1 and that was how I'd been spending my days.

Speaker 1 There was a big house

Speaker 1 that had been preserved as a museum,

Speaker 1 and I'd walked its pea gravel labyrinth

Speaker 1 and admired the koi fish in its pond.

Speaker 1 There was a pretty stone bridge I'd sailed under

Speaker 1 and when I went to visit it from above

Speaker 1 I found it had carved finials at either end

Speaker 1 they'd been worn away by weather and wind

Speaker 1 and lost the sharp lines their mason had given them.

Speaker 1 I'd stocked up the galley pantry from a corner grocery

Speaker 1 and bought a vase of lilacs from their farmer's market.

Speaker 1 Along the shore, I'd stopped to talk to a mudlarker

Speaker 1 who had found a glass hemming gray insulator,

Speaker 1 the kind that used to sit atop power lines.

Speaker 1 I'd seen them in antique stores before.

Speaker 1 The object was a ridged glass dome,

Speaker 1 usually clear, or shades of blue or green.

Speaker 1 But this one was pale purple,

Speaker 1 and the mudlarker told me excitedly excitedly how rare that was.

Speaker 1 From my houseboat

Speaker 1 I could hear music at night,

Speaker 1 soft but clear,

Speaker 1 coming from a cafe in downtown.

Speaker 1 And one morning

Speaker 1 I'd watched a street sweeper work its way through the grid of lanes and avenues.

Speaker 1 But my favorite part of my stay in this little village

Speaker 1 were the swans.

Speaker 1 I'd been sitting on my deck

Speaker 1 on my first morning here

Speaker 1 when I'd heard the trumpet call of one.

Speaker 1 It sounded urgent and excited,

Speaker 1 And I'd gotten up to take a closer look.

Speaker 1 At the shore,

Speaker 1 a small group of people huddled around a crate,

Speaker 1 and I could hear one reassuring the swan inside that they were about to release her

Speaker 1 back to the lake.

Speaker 1 She was all healed up, the person said,

Speaker 1 ready to get back to her life.

Speaker 1 When the door swung open,

Speaker 1 she shuffled out

Speaker 1 and shook her wings cautiously,

Speaker 1 maybe testing them to see that the healed one worked as it should.

Speaker 1 It must have because

Speaker 1 she waddled happily to the water and pushed off

Speaker 1 as she swam out from shore.

Speaker 1 She trumpeted again,

Speaker 1 and her mate finally heard her.

Speaker 1 He came half flying, half paddling through the water toward her.

Speaker 1 And when they met,

Speaker 1 they began to dance

Speaker 1 as if

Speaker 1 they were setting out to tango down a long ballroom floor.

Speaker 1 They pressed cheek to cheek,

Speaker 1 then switched their bills pointing the other way.

Speaker 1 Back and forth they did this

Speaker 1 for several minutes,

Speaker 1 clearly a greeting,

Speaker 1 their own wordless way of saying,

Speaker 1 Thank goodness you're home.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 Now as I nursed my coffee,

Speaker 1 I spotted them coasting through the water together,

Speaker 1 shaking out their wings

Speaker 1 and bathing in the morning air.

Speaker 1 And I hoped the next time

Speaker 1 I sailed through town

Speaker 1 our paths would cross again.

Speaker 1 The houseboat

Speaker 1 water lapped against the bow.

Speaker 1 The day before

Speaker 1 had been rainy and gray.

Speaker 1 But today the sky was clear.

Speaker 1 and when I pushed back

Speaker 1 the thin cotton curtains from the windows,

Speaker 1 I could see sunlight

Speaker 1 sparkling on the waves.

Speaker 1 The houseboat rocked gently

Speaker 1 as I filled the kettle at the sink.

Speaker 1 I loved this part of the morning.

Speaker 1 Few were out yet,

Speaker 1 and besides the occasional voices of kayakers,

Speaker 1 the only sounds were the water and the birds.

Speaker 1 I set the kettle on the stove and lit it,

Speaker 1 bustled around,

Speaker 1 getting my French press ready

Speaker 1 and my cup down from the shelf.

Speaker 1 Then I took the broom

Speaker 1 from behind the door

Speaker 1 and went out onto the deck.

Speaker 1 The scent of fresh

Speaker 1 on the cusp of summer air

Speaker 1 filled my lungs,

Speaker 1 and I stood for a few moments

Speaker 1 just feeling the warm sun on my face

Speaker 1 and breathing deeply.

Speaker 1 Each morning I swept the deck

Speaker 1 and checked the mooring ropes.

Speaker 1 Today I also needed to bring out the cushions

Speaker 1 for the little wicker love seat and chair.

Speaker 1 I'd taken them in

Speaker 1 when the rain started the day before.

Speaker 1 The trees beside the shore

Speaker 1 were dropping all sorts of things

Speaker 1 this time of year

Speaker 1 Stringy catkins from the oak tree

Speaker 1 Samaras from the maple

Speaker 1 And the soft but spiky sweet gum flowers

Speaker 1 That like to stick in the bristles of my broom

Speaker 1 I was patient,

Speaker 1 sweeping from the corners out,

Speaker 1 and just as I finished up,

Speaker 1 I heard the kettle whistle from inside.

Speaker 1 The broom went back behind the door,

Speaker 1 and I switched off the burner

Speaker 1 As the hot water hit the coffee grounds in my press,

Speaker 1 the smell of it rushed up toward me.

Speaker 1 It was nutty

Speaker 1 and earthy.

Speaker 1 It smelled a bit caramelized,

Speaker 1 like nearly burnt sugar.

Speaker 1 And I smiled as I set the lid in place

Speaker 1 and went to gather the cushions.

Speaker 1 Back on the now clean deck,

Speaker 1 I plumped them up

Speaker 1 and padded them into place.

Speaker 1 In fine weather,

Speaker 1 I spend a good bit of time out here

Speaker 1 and like to arrange it for maximum comfort each day.

Speaker 1 I had the love seat where I could stretch out

Speaker 1 an ottoman to prop my feet on

Speaker 1 and a side table for my drink,

Speaker 1 then a chair

Speaker 1 that was mostly meant for company

Speaker 1 with wide arms and a deep seat

Speaker 1 there was another side table

Speaker 1 and a larger low coffee table

Speaker 1 that I wiped with a rag

Speaker 1 to make the surface shine

Speaker 1 I had an awning

Speaker 1 that worked on a hand crank.

Speaker 1 Right now it was drawn in to let the sun shine on deck.

Speaker 1 But in the afternoon

Speaker 1 I often cranked it out

Speaker 1 to shade the whole area.

Speaker 1 It was perfect for a nap

Speaker 1 when the day got hot.

Speaker 1 As I put the last cushion in place,

Speaker 1 a breeze blew through the open windows of the boat,

Speaker 1 and again

Speaker 1 the scent of coffee hit me.

Speaker 1 I went to fix my cup,

Speaker 1 a little creamer

Speaker 1 and a scrape of orange zest.

Speaker 1 It was a habit I'd gotten into

Speaker 1 when the winter was in full force

Speaker 1 and I'd needed something citrusy

Speaker 1 and bright

Speaker 1 to pick me up

Speaker 1 and then had kept

Speaker 1 even after the season turned.

Speaker 1 I took my cup out onto the deck

Speaker 1 and watched the steam ripple up into the clear air.

Speaker 1 I still needed to check the lines

Speaker 1 So I left it on a side table

Speaker 1 and walked the length of the deck.

Speaker 1 She was secured bow and stern with double-braided dock lines

Speaker 1 looped through the cleats

Speaker 1 and tied off with a proper cleat hitch.

Speaker 1 The fenders were still hanging

Speaker 1 between the hull and the dock,

Speaker 1 just brushing the edge as the boat rocked.

Speaker 1 I tugged gently at each line,

Speaker 1 checking for slack or chafe

Speaker 1 Then gave the spring line a final glance

Speaker 1 To make sure she wasn't drifting forward on her mooring

Speaker 1 All sound,

Speaker 1 all snug

Speaker 1 My morning routine complete,

Speaker 1 I went to enjoy my coffee

Speaker 1 and settled on to my love seat

Speaker 1 and propped my heels on the Ottoman.

Speaker 1 That first sip of coffee was so good.

Speaker 1 I closed my eyes to taste it

Speaker 1 The dark, rich flavor of the roast,

Speaker 1 the creaminess

Speaker 1 and floral touch of the orange.

Speaker 1 I sighed with contentment

Speaker 1 and held the cup close

Speaker 1 as I looked out at the water,

Speaker 1 hoping to see the swans

Speaker 1 as they started their day.

Speaker 1 I'd been moored here

Speaker 1 for about a week

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 in another day or two

Speaker 1 would move on.

Speaker 1 I liked seeing new places,

Speaker 1 exploring and changing my view pretty regularly.

Speaker 1 This little village was a sweet one, though.

Speaker 1 And I thought I might make it

Speaker 1 a regular stop on my rotation.

Speaker 1 When I'd first

Speaker 1 drifted down the river,

Speaker 1 I'd spotted a few places I wanted to take a closer look at

Speaker 1 And that was how I'd been spending my days.

Speaker 1 There was a big house

Speaker 1 that had been preserved as a museum

Speaker 1 And I'd walked its pea gravel labyrinth

Speaker 1 and admired the koi fish in its pond.

Speaker 1 There was a pretty stone bridge I'd sailed under

Speaker 1 and when I went to visit it from above

Speaker 1 I found it had carved finials

Speaker 1 at either end

Speaker 1 they'd been worn away by weather and wind

Speaker 1 and lost the sharp lines

Speaker 1 their mason had given them.

Speaker 1 I'd stocked up the galley pantry from a corner grocery

Speaker 1 and bought a vase of lilacs from their farmer's market.

Speaker 1 Along the shore,

Speaker 1 I'd stopped to talk to a mudlarker

Speaker 1 who had found a glass Heming Gray insulator,

Speaker 1 the kind that

Speaker 1 used to sit atop power lines.

Speaker 1 I'd seen them in antique stores before.

Speaker 1 The object was a ridged glass dome,

Speaker 1 usually clear

Speaker 1 or shades of blue or green.

Speaker 1 But this one was a pale purple

Speaker 1 And the mudlarker told me excitedly

Speaker 1 how rare

Speaker 1 that was.

Speaker 1 From my houseboat

Speaker 1 I could hear music at night,

Speaker 1 soft

Speaker 1 but clear

Speaker 1 coming from a cafe in downtown.

Speaker 1 And one morning

Speaker 1 I'd watched a street sweeper

Speaker 1 work its way

Speaker 1 through the grid of lanes and avenues.

Speaker 1 But my favorite part of my stay

Speaker 1 in this little village

Speaker 1 where the swans

Speaker 1 I'd been sitting on my deck

Speaker 1 on my first morning here

Speaker 1 when I'd heard the trumpet call of one.

Speaker 1 It sounded urgent and excited,

Speaker 1 and I'd gotten up to take a closer look.

Speaker 1 At the shore,

Speaker 1 a small group of people huddled around a crate,

Speaker 1 and I could hear one

Speaker 1 reassuring the swan inside

Speaker 1 that they were about to release her back to the lake.

Speaker 1 She was was all healed up, the person said.

Speaker 1 Time to get back to her life.

Speaker 1 When the door swung open,

Speaker 1 she shuffled out

Speaker 1 and shook her wings cautiously,

Speaker 1 maybe testing them

Speaker 1 to see that the healed one worked as it should.

Speaker 1 It must have,

Speaker 1 because she waddled happily to the water

Speaker 1 and pushed off.

Speaker 1 As she swam out from shore,

Speaker 1 she trumpeted again,

Speaker 1 and her mate finally heard her.

Speaker 1 He came half flying,

Speaker 1 half paddling through the water toward her

Speaker 1 and when they met

Speaker 1 they began to dance

Speaker 1 As if they were setting out to tango down a long ballroom floor

Speaker 1 They pressed cheek to cheek

Speaker 1 and switched,

Speaker 1 their bills pointing the other way.

Speaker 1 Back and forth,

Speaker 1 they did this for several minutes,

Speaker 1 clearly a greeting,

Speaker 1 their own wordless way

Speaker 1 of saying,

Speaker 1 Thank goodness you're home.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 Now, as I nursed my coffee,

Speaker 1 I spotted them coasting through the water together,

Speaker 1 shaking out their wings

Speaker 1 and bathing in the morning air.

Speaker 1 And I hoped the next time I sailed through town,

Speaker 1 our paths would cross again.

Speaker 1 sweet dreams.