We Smoked All the Athlete-Branded Weed We Could Find, with Dan Soder and Katie Nolan

Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out.

I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Man, this sucks now.

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Hey, stop thinking about getting up because getting up's not an option, Myrtle.

Once this starts, you're here.

You're locked in, you fat sausage.

Are we rolling?

If there's one thing I know about this podcast, it's always rolling.

We haven't done this ever before.

It's so funny being in your own house at 9.30 at night in your comfy clothes doing a podcast.

This is wildly invasive.

I've never put my feet up on someone's.

Is this okay?

Yeah, it's great.

That's actually exactly how Myrtle sits on it.

Katie, Dan, Myrtle.

Thanks for having us.

Yeah.

Is Myrtle okay with what we're about to do?

We're going to find out.

We're hoping she kind of just is chill about this.

She's been around pots since she was a puppy.

Yeah.

She does.

When Dan goes away and she misses him a lot and somebody in the street smells like weed, she like reacts to them like, is that dad?

It's like, no, it's just another person who smokes weed.

That brings us to what we're doing here.

We were supposed to do this a while back, and then Dan went on a journey of self-discovery.

I did.

I did a, what a lot of potheads refer to as a tolerance break, where you quit smoking pot.

I, however, had never done one.

So it was my first tolerance break ever and lasted about two and a half months.

Yeah.

And here we are.

So, quick recap

of your tolerance break.

What's the

how was it?

How many stars would you give it?

Four out of five.

There were some things that were lacking, but overall needed to do it.

Did it.

Glad I did it.

Might do it again.

But glad to be back smoking weed.

I want to know about what it was like to end the break because we're taping this at a time when you have reintegrated into polite weed society.

So the first hit I took was with Katie on a holiday weekend and we were it she was like it's a long weekend you've done very good the last two and a half months have a have a you were supposed to break it the next week but you were going to be on the road yeah and so you were like why not just do it here so i had a hit we love watching pierce brosnan's james bond movies because they're horrible they did not age well

how dare you speak upon goldeney and such i thought so too and then i watched and i was like my goodness go watch watch tomorrow never dies they're they're fun they're certainly fun they're funny what's her face zenya on a top or is that no i'm thinking of terry hatcher yeah and he bites her lip while they're kissing wild such a passionate kiss wild i missed you so i took a hit and we watched tomorrow never dies and it was

beautiful it was very fun and then i went and got my hair cut

oh my god oh my god um

got out of getting a haircut and noticed that, oh, this is usually when Big Jay and the bonfire boys are hanging outside Sirius.

And I called him.

He's like, yeah, come and hang out.

And Jay has these joints that are little mini joints dipped in Keith.

Have you ever seen these?

They're like joints dipped in more joints.

And you're like, I don't think we heard you like joints.

So we put some joints in.

And then we put more joint in the joint and then rolled it in joint.

And Jay was like, hey, smoke this joint.

I was like, I'm kind of.

Come back.

And I smoked a whole joint with him in front of Sirius.

And then they were like, all right, we're going upstairs.

And I was like, oh, no.

And I had a very scared subway ride back here.

And I came in the house and immediately went, Katie, it happened so fast, but I'm real fed up.

He came in and he was like, I was smoking like I used to smoke.

And then they left.

And all of a sudden, I'm on the train.

And I realized I'm alone.

And I'm very, very high.

Yeah.

You looked very, you came in like the world had just happened to you.

It was very scared.

It was nuts.

When was the last time you had felt like that?

High school then?

High school or college?

I got high around 4.30

and I was high the rest of the day without smoking anymore.

I was just like smacked.

And wasn't it on some level, wasn't that glorious though?

It was, I went through so many emotions.

First off, I got my haircut.

Getting high a little bit.

It was a stoned haircut.

You just go, no, no, no, put it all back.

But then I got here and I was like, I'm going to take a shower because a high shower rules.

And we ran out of hot.

Unless you need to shave your legs.

Yeah.

And it was

a good shower until the water went cold and then it sucked.

Yeah.

But it was great.

Overall, experience, seven out of ten.

Nice.

Don't know if I'd do it again because of the subway ride.

I didn't know which, I was so high I didn't know which arm to grab the bar with.

I was like, does this look normal?

I just started palming the

ceiling.

Or you don't know when to move when people get off the subway and how to get back into your position.

It's a delicate dance that you forget.

And then when you're high, you see all the steps.

So he's back.

I'm back.

Which means that we can do the thing that I'd wanted to do when I learned you were on this journey of self-discovery.

Hence, the bag of Cheetos and pizzas in the kitchen.

Yes.

Your magical satchel next to the chair.

I promise this magical satchel next to your chair.

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Are you going to lay it out on the table?

I think we should.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Like when cops seize it.

We'll take a bust photo.

Yeah.

That's right.

So we begin.

Yeah.

The best one.

I glove.

I glove.

Gary Payton.

My favorite strain of wheat.

Yeah.

Outside a golden goat is Gary Payton.

So I guess what we'll do on this episode is we will sort of introduce these things one by one.

Sure.

And we'll sample them in ways that are definitely legal.

Well, we know Gary Payton.

Yeah.

So maybe

we could do that last as we know it is very good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, and how many weeds do you have?

How many weeds?

We're going to smoke 18 weeds.

Have you guys ever heard of

this?

This,

so this is a...

This is a cannabis pre-roll on the label.

Magic Johnstoned.

Magic Johnstoned.

Love the parody.

And so he has signed off on that?

Undoubtedly.

People have.

Okay.

I thought these were like the athletes are cool with it.

I assume Gary Payton's cool with Gary Payton.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I believe so.

I believe so.

I don't know if Carmelo Anthony has co-signed

this.

Mellow.

It better be an indicator.

It is an indicator.

It is a hybrid.

Huh.

Here's the deal.

For those of you that don't know about weed, sativa is a head high, indica's a body high.

Indica tends to be more mellow, hence why you would call it mellow.

Have you guys seen

Pac-Man Jones weed?

Now, I know Pac-Man signs off on this because it's through cookies.

Yes, correct.

And he has a whole like graphic on the top and illustration where he's holding

bags of wheat.

Can I tell you right now?

That might be the one I'm most excited for.

So I think we should start with Pac-Man.

This is great.

Oh, this is what we have.

I thought you had like so much more.

Oh, we have a list of things that we tried to get oh okay we had to this makes me feel so much better this whole time i thought we were doing like 17 of these yeah i was very i was gonna prepare the bed for katie just to land in the end yeah this isn't gonna go well for me i don't smoke that much weed throughout the night

i like to smoke weed at night but i usually do like a hit or two and then i'm good for an hour or two and then maybe i'll take another hit if we're doing a rocket league tournament

Yeah, it smells good.

Smells good, guys.

He's told me, he's convinced me that if it smells good to you, it won't give you a bad high.

If you don't like the smell of it, it will give you a bad why.

But if you like the smell of it, you'll be fine.

That's what, that's an old, that's an old, that's an old stoner myth.

But I've gone by that since I was a wee boy.

That's why we got rid of that.

One of them was named after a perfume once, and you were like, get that out of the house.

I do not like it.

Yeah.

This is one of those rules, like how Dan thinks that Vase and Vase are two different things.

No, this isn't.

These are the things that under our roof, Pablo, you just have to accept are the way that things are.

Number one, Vos and Vase was just information given to me.

I have spent my Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 hours smoking marijuana.

Debunked theory as well.

I have put in the reps for marijuana.

The Vase Vase thing, that's just some bullshit to pull out the back of my head.

This

is pretty shaky science, but it's still, it's science.

We still go by it.

Myrtle, what do you think?

She loves Pac-Man.

She's just to be clear, we're not, the dog's dog's not doing any drugs.

Don't call PETA.

Definitely not.

She's just here.

She's on her own drugs, actually.

But if you see some of the dogs that she hangs out with at the dog park, say she kind of had a joint in your corner of her ear the whole time.

They think she's cool.

She wants to do it for the dogs at the park.

That's right.

We're starting with Pac-Man.

We're starting with Pac-Man.

But I do want to give a special shout out to some strains that I wanted to

get for you.

Honorable mention.

Yeah, Michael Phelps OG.

I like that because that guy's lung capacity is incredible and he also pushes therapy, which makes it.

I'm going to say he's depressed.

So that's what I mean.

Mentally, he's been places that I'm like, what's your weed like?

I would like to see Michael Phelps hit a gravity bong.

Yeah.

I bet he could clear it.

Peyton Manning.

What the f?

No.

So according to this summary, it popped up around 2013 when he was with the Denver Broncos.

Yeah.

It was reportedly across between Chem Dog 91 and San Fernando Valley OG.

Okay.

But it's just super rare.

Did you mean anything to you?

Super rare.

It's super rare to get that.

You wonder if Peyton's got it at home.

He's like, do you want something hard-to-find Peyton Manning weed?

I bet Peyton Manning litigated the intellectual property behind the Panning OG.

Absolutely.

I bet it helped his neck, too.

He'd be like, I could throw this.

So Ricky Williams has something called The Heisman.

That's the weed.

I mean, we should be doing that.

Why aren't we doing that?

That's the weed you want.

You want the guy that his career took a hit because he was taking hits.

But you want the Ricky.

Ricky Williams is, I probably, that is our

ideal.

And the Heisman's a great name.

It's a great name.

Yeah.

What happened?

Why couldn't you get that?

Journalistic integrity.

So Ricky Williams is a friend of MetalArc Media.

Yeah.

And so we said we cannot, like, much like a chef who's friends with the, you know, Pete Wells at the New York Times, you gotta, you gotta draw boundaries.

Like it would be unfair for me to, to appraise his product.

Gosh, I'm not his friend.

So you could have brought me to him.

I had never met him.

And

I want to try regulation.

Yeah, I don't see why that's happening.

That feels kind of like a selfish decision.

It's okay, but we let you into our home.

That's the difference between.

It feels like you could have left us with a little bit of Heisman.

Yeah.

He could have been like, hey, I'm getting out of here.

It got like this.

Take that.

Oh, that would have been great.

That would would have been great.

Next time we should script your entrance and your exit.

Yeah.

This is called journalism.

Yeah.

Well, I hate it.

So the one that I have been hunting for that I could not find, but I did do reporting around is Linsanity OG.

I mean, that is.

So Lin Sanity OG, which popped up.

In 2012 in California during Lin Sanity,

I first saw it because Rick Ross had posted a photo of it on Instagram.

And I've been tracking it ever since.

I know this for a fact.

Jeremy, Jeremy Lynn, I reached out to him.

He had litigated this.

He had wanted this to not be called the insanity OG

for copyright reasons.

And so I ended up emailing

a rapper, Stally, former college basketball player himself.

He was tagged in the Rick Ross Instagram.

And so I asked him for a review of it.

He said, it's an OG, so it's strong, but it tastes clean and sweet, gives you a heavier high.

So I'll have you stuck for a minute.

But once it sits with you for a while, it brings out the creative juices that allow you to work diligently.

Whoa.

Good write-up.

Really good write-up.

And he did not make a joke about how it only lasts for like two weeks and then it gets real bad.

Nice.

Which I appreciate it.

Nice.

So I think we should

start with Pac-Man.

Let's start with Pac-Man.

So what are the rules here?

Okay, well, so we smoke usually.

We lean out the window of our office.

The New York City City apartment, the window only opens so much.

Enough to get your head out of the window to blow it out.

Smoke out because we don't want to get ticked out of our apartment.

We like it here.

But we're going to load a bowl of Pac-Man.

Each of us take two hits.

Yeah.

See how we're feeling?

We have the capability.

I suggested that we play Rocket League because that's when I know if my high is hitting.

And we have the ability to do that here.

So it's an option.

We do.

That will be a six-hour podcast.

We're doing a weed quadrathlon.

Do we want to vote on order right now?

I feel like

I figure we go Pac-Man,

Magic Johnstone, Mellow, close with the glove.

Yeah.

Because we know how good Gary Payton is.

We know it's going to fit.

It

locked down.

Let's go smoke this Pac-Man Jones.

Okay.

Myrtle's like, and I'm going to take a nap.

Yeah.

A Napman Jones.

I really enjoyed that.

I can tell.

Yeah.

That's not what you want to hear.

Here's the Myrtle pipe.

Myrtle pipe rules.

The pipe is.

I'm going to zoom in on it.

Can you guys zoom in?

There's so many cameras in this tiny apartment right now.

Very overwhelming.

You guys can see.

You guys can get the shot.

Loved it.

Tastes really good.

Yeah, I i like it a lot i like it quite i'm really sorry for my behavior in this podcast the eating on mic i would hate it too i'm really sorry that is the right move you have to understand i'm in my apartment and i'm really high and that was what i was supposed to do and also that was the assignment i understood it it's for health reasons for brain health reasons you're eating yeah you don't want to meet the katie that is not hasn't had any food and high on nice weed just violent oh no i know it's fine Usually, I curl up into a tiny ball, violent.

I go like, so Katie's in bed.

What are the stages that you're afraid of?

We come back from the third one, and we go, Okay, so we're on cry patrol.

Where's cry patrol in the terror alert scale of Katie?

Nolan?

I don't really cry, I don't cry unless I'm like having a bad one, and that's happened maybe three times to us.

Yeah, we've been together for five years, and I've only seen her have a bad one once.

Try not to chew in the mic.

No, you've seen me twice, definitely at least twice.

But I you passed out once.

That was in Nashville.

That was nuts.

Where do you go, badwise?

Yeah.

Let's do this.

Let's get high and talk about when it goes bad.

Always the best way to make sure.

So

here's a question that I think

Pac-Man Jones will inspire.

Yeah.

When does like the notes app come out?

Oh, that's if Dan's in the other room.

playing a video game that i've already annoyed him a couple too many times i've already come in and gone hey so i was thinking about, and he's like trying to, I don't know, whatever it is you do, college football, put pants on wrestlers.

Maybe.

Pants on wrestlers.

Maybe I'm trying to do that.

The amount of times I've watched him be like putting highlighters in a wrestling palette in a wrestler's

wrestlers' business.

What?

You can customize your wrestler, and he loves Kenny Omega.

And so there was a game that did not become embarrassing.

One time.

Yeah.

Because you talk about it like I'm in there.

I actually doing this.

One time that I came out and he was putting highlights.

I was giving him some blogs on Kenny Omega's hand.

I'm just

in the shield no it was absolutely kenny omega i watched

stress or kenny omega yeah because that guy's gonna take you from me he is um anyway

if i've gone into annoy dan if i feel i've gone into annoy dan too much then i'm like no and this thought I shouldn't let it go.

That's when the notes app comes out.

Because that's when I'm like, maybe later when I don't have anything to say to Dan, I'll tell him this.

Like I ever opened my notes app later looking to tell you stuff.

But there's a lot in there.

What happens when you die to your notes app?

Is like legally, does it go to Dan?

It's a thing you type into your notes app.

What happens to your notes app when you die?

I think legally they can't go through your notes app.

But I'm saying, can you?

I think so.

You're gonna want to.

Okay,

is there a lot of good stuff?

I think there is good stuff in there.

I also think there's garbage in there, but there's like some of the best stuff that I've ever done is in my notes app.

Um, you're just gonna see a lot of premises that are like,

I'm glad this never saw the light of day.

I doubt it.

I bet if you went back and looked at your notes app, you'd be like, there's a premise that I should absolutely be.

I do it all the time.

There's never is.

I was just like, what is this?

What is this?

I do it every now and then.

And when I do, I get a couple good ones.

And then the rest, I'm like,

you thought you needed to write that down.

Yeah, because your high brain is like, let's put this somewhere.

Not always high, but it's the breaker of writer's block for me.

Okay.

Which is every weed?

It's like a shower or walk around the block or it's like looking at something from a different angle yeah and it does do that and that same guy like that is also potentially like a really bad generator of ideas that only the other guy can really it's like it fires the bouncer i feel like so that like more gets out and a lot of times you were stopping yourself from letting out the thing that was the idea you needed to get to but you were also stopping a bunch of bad ideas and those are also coming through i always want to correct my behavior after I get high, I was like, I was a dick earlier when I just drank coffee and was fired up saying ideas.

It does make you evaluate myself.

I want to go back and edit my old self and be like, You need to calm down.

But then sometimes I smoke weed and I go, Everyone's mad at me.

I should probably get out of here.

Everyone's mad at me.

Which is crazy because I bet if you polled every single person who's ever met or even just perceived Dan, if they're mad at him, there would be, I'd be shocked if 1% was.

That's very good weed.

This weed rules.

It's really good, man.

I would tell you, it's really good.

I believe this weed.

I love

Katie just dropped me with a finger.

Drop the weed, Pablo.

This stays here.

I love the Gary Payton, so I'm not surprised that I like Pac-Man because it's done by Cookies.

They seem to have their together.

Cookies, as a brand, and again, this is why the journalistic integrity is so important, Katie.

You're like, why

don't you review Jay School?

I can't give an honest appraisal of a company if I.

Fair enough.

This, though, no, no relationship to cookies.

right but this i've never met him have you met him pac-man yeah no on all i know of him actually is like tmz stories about him like fighting people

at the airport at the airport with like plastic bags

i know pac-man jones is the man because that weed is

it's like it's really good weed it's almost like how george foreman a lot of people just know him for being the grill and they're just like yeah it's a great grill which it was a great grill the the fat dripping off i can't believe nobody thought of that it timed out perfectly me going to college yeah that i was death is a perfect college george foreman walked into a boardroom like don draper and and showed him a protractor yeah

was he heavily involved in the actual ideation or did he come on afterwards now i know a hulk hogan story that hulk hogan said they had a choice you do the trump kiss

did you see him blow him a kiss

so that objectively Weird, right?

Like weird behavior.

That is a unique behavior.

I think you should catch on.

I'm blowing a kid.

Here's the thing, Pablo.

I always think that objectively, and then no one ever hears it objectively.

So it doesn't what you're saying.

Is that the defense of it?

Is Trump European?

No, is that a practice?

Because it seems like it's just a cool new thing to do.

Just throw a kiss at someone.

Aggressively.

From the audience after they praised you.

He goes, hey, your car's.

You go.

But.

The rumor was that they like had a choice of the Foreman Grill or spaghetti maker, I think.

That was like a Hulk Hogan story, which most of the time is found out to be not true.

I don't know if Foreman was like

bio picture thing where he was like, hey, this iron just pressed this chicken all the fat out of it.

And you're like, George, that's it.

Or the equivalent of the apple falling on someone's head is George Foreman accidentally inventing a sloped grill.

I didn't get, yeah, his Eureka moment.

I didn't get to see the George Foreman movie that recently came out.

Oh, I didn't know there was.

I didn't know there was one either.

George should change his name from Foreman to Poor Man.

What's my name now for?

Foreman is the new heavyweight champion of the world.

I want to redo the Foreman movie and make it like

boxing is the B story.

Exactly.

I would love to.

George Foreman, the grill maker.

Yeah.

Instead of the knockout heavyweight.

Yeah.

My roommate in my first apartment after leaving home in Chinatown.

It was a mouse-infested apartment in one of the oldest townhouses, like a row house in like Chinatown on Bowery and Pell.

And my roommate Juan, who I love, had a George Foreman grill that he would use virtually every night.

And

the mice could not have loved it more.

Why?

Because

the smell of some slow grease sizzling perpetually in an old ass building.

Did they have like a chorus?

Was there like a bunch of mice line?

Did they come out in a conga line from their doing

newsies?

Like barrel rolls.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

That's so fun over each other just for the grill.

Yeah, man.

I had a college roommate leave salmon on the George Foreman grill uncooked.

Like he was going to grill it and then he like had to go do something and he was just forgetful to him.

Was this your roommate that sold drugs?

Yeah.

Okay.

It makes more sense that way.

He'd be like, yeah, picturing himself to be a regular guy.

I'm like, why did you start without stopping?

But we just had a Foreman grill.

And I remember I came home after class or something, or like maybe even the comedy club.

And there was, I was like in the kitchen, and I was like, is there something in the George Foreman grill?

And I lifted it, and it was just this, like, you know, when salmon goes bad, it gets that like weird green color.

Oh, my God.

Like, coming from the outside in.

And I was like, so I put it in

like a Dwayne Reed bag,

like a plastic shopping bag and i went and i put it in his room oh my god i hid it in his room for like five days

so

you're seeing this amir

My argument for the second strain is this.

We go smoke a little bit of Magic Magic Johnstone.

I'm going to grab a slice of pizza.

You two should play

Rocket League.

The argument for getting to the second strain is that I am now deeply self-conscious about whether I am hosting

this in any way.

Did you just make the driving noise?

As if I've never seen anything.

I won't have you.

This is reverse, but you're not going to need that.

um they're about to start playing you're looking at the run oh my god no he can't be me

and stinger scored a goal they're down one nil pablo is can't listen and play video games hit x not

you're going to be all right

we're going to get you through it also think about the magic johnstone you smoked yeah go get it there you go

I don't think I took enough of this weed.

I don't think I smoked enough of it.

We each took one big hit.

I'm going to go back for another hit.

I took enough of it.

Yeah, you did.

Pac-Man, we smoked.

Pac-Man, we had a full full bowl.

No, because we switched controllers exactly for that reason.

Now I realize.

Now you're on the left.

Now you're Queen Teensy.

You're me now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

That was good.

Did you do that?

I did do that.

Oh, my God, Bob.

I think I know Kung Fu.

This might start a lifelong obsession with Rocket League.

I mean, Paboza's not the greatest.

This is pretty good.

Once I realized I was on the left, everything made more sense.

Again, you weren't originally.

You were right at first.

When I first started dating Katie, she didn't smoke pot.

And she was like, I don't really smoke pot unless I play...

I don't know if that's it.

Unless I play Rocket League.

I guess.

What that meant, can I tell you now that we've known each other forever what that meant?

I don't have a person to buy weed from.

Got it.

So I only smoke if you're bringing me.

Got it.

Makes sense.

You know?

Well.

And he brought weed.

He brought weed.

So

I love this game.

Yeah, this game is.

Now that I have a sense of like what's going to hurt is when you get better at this thanks.

I know.

I was thinking the same thing.

I was like, what if he learns to fly?

Pablo's like, yeah, I'm diamond.

And you're like, I can't even get past the platform.

Pablo, also, if you're ready for more buttons, square can make you like, it's like a break so you can take a sharper turn.

Yep.

So if this is a positive review of Magic Johnson.

Yeah, so far.

I mean, well, I'm interested to get to this Carmelo Anthony weed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Called Mellow.

Fly off this wall real quick.

Oh, Pablo, that's twice.

That was so fun.

That was twice your last game.

There's one minute remaining.

That was so fun.

There's one minute remaining in the game.

Are you enjoying it, though?

I am.

No, we're up.

It says it's a greenhouse cannabis flower, an Indica hybrid.

So it is, it is mellow.

They are going for the mellow.

There's 40 seconds left in the game.

It looks like Katie and Pablo are going to take this home.

Pablo's first inaugural game of Rocket League.

Katie Nolan, of course, coming with four goals, a hat-trick.

She's hat-trick Zeta Jones.

10 seconds to go until we move on.

You did something incredible.

Thanks.

Look at that.

Can we narrow it?

Can you...

Okay, so she hits it off the side of the goal, bounces in front.

She gets around, turns herself around, knocks the bot into the ball, who then scores the goal.

That was like a

bad ninja.

You bad ninja them.

Yeah.

You use their momentum against them.

Job.

Well, control.

Can I tell you what's what I like about Mellow just from the looks?

Sure.

It's just little nuggets.

They're just like fun little.

Hey.

Wow.

Wow.

Mellow is just little nuggets.

He broke my heart.

Yeah, you got beef.

You got real beef with Mellow.

It just hurt.

If you're a Nuggets fan, that hurt.

We were waiting for a superstar.

We got Carmelo.

He went to the 09 Western Conference Finals, lost because of two key steals from Trevor Ariza.

And then

you just dismantle the team.

You make everyone go everywhere else.

I mean, granted, we got...

So we got Wilson Chandler.

Yeah, we did.

I liked Wilson Chandler.

He was nasty on NBA 2K.

I loved Wilson Chandler, but that completely destroyed the franchise for a couple of years.

We were on the cusp.

Now, granted, it did lead to us getting Nicole Jokic and then eventually winning a championship, but I will smoke this weed, still a little angry at a trade that was forced.

When I feel, as a Nuggets fan, it wasn't needed.

You didn't need the trade.

Timothy Mozgoff.

We got Fulton.

We got,

God, we got that whole Knicks team.

Yes, you got a team that in New York, we actually

were kind of sad about losing as much as people loved.

I tell you the thing that upset me the most.

I was waiting tables at the time and they would play this package when Carmelo got traded.

And it was,

I'm coming home.

I'm coming home.

Tell the world I'm coming.

That whole dramatic thing.

And it was felt like it was just rubbing my face in it.

Where I was like, every time it would come on, I'd be like, oh, he's from Baltimore.

Like, it was the thing you just, but he was born in Brooklyn.

But you're like, man, it hurt.

That trade as a Nuggets fan hurt.

That might be the most painful trade of my life.

Wow.

Yeah.

And thanks for letting me smoke weed on it.

Took a couple hits.

It's an indica hybrid.

It was a good bowl.

Tasted good.

I would say I enjoyed the taste of Pac-Man, but I also Pac-Man went first.

Well, hold on, pause.

Taste of the first weed.

The marijuana.

I'm sorry, Mario.

Oh, boy, not the Legos.

She tell me to move them.

I can move them.

Now we're good.

Your Lego television Mario set.

I built this in.

it works.

Can everybody see it?

Can you roll the.

Yeah, this is a wild thing.

Look at that.

I've made that.

Come on.

Get behind that.

Give it up for me.

Good.

Oh, I was just joking.

That was so cool.

But it broke just then.

That was really.

Guys, did you really do that?

They did.

Thank you.

Okay, everything's going to shit.

It's all falling.

I broke it.

We'll be all right.

We'll get back.

Well, where does that go?

I don't know.

We'll get back to it.

I thought everybody would like that little.

That's a good working review of.

No, I should have built it better than that.

I took it.

You guys do a podcast.

Let me sit for a minute.

What did you think of the mellow?

It's hard to know what...

I think I'm susceptible to suggestion right now.

Okay.

Dan is leading with authority.

Yeah.

And I have enjoyed all of the strains we've had so far.

The mellow is definitely the most indica-y.

Yeah.

And Katie just burped.

No, I didn't.

Undoubtedly still on microphone.

I was over over here.

So, here's how I would compare and contrast what this is.

So, this feels like we're not playing Rocket League.

This feels like we are.

It's kind of, it is nice.

It's nice.

Cheetos showed up on the table.

That's a wild.

One of you is a wild cheeky.

One of you is real cheeky.

I'm going to get to him.

Yeah.

That's it.

Sorry, editor.

For all of it, actually.

Well, we have you.

Yeah.

For all of it.

This has been very fun.

I'm pretty.

Yeah, same.

Here's my thing because I don't think I've given a single review yet.

I'm high, so they're all good.

I am not like noticing once I, is that, are you guys doing that for the magic of podcasting?

Should I be like, the mellow is more of like,

I think I'm just later in my highest.

I like this, though.

Is your fake ASMR, though?

Keep going off on this.

I believe that mellow is,

it's just, it's probably what should have been the last insofar as it's going to put you to sleep

you look you look sleepy you noticeably look a little do you want to put your head on a pillow dude please just pan out with just one light on and it's just Pablo on the couch you've got a that couch pulls out if you need it this is such a comfortable couch after Dan plays college football I saw you noticeably go well Pablo can't stay here

it's taking on a 5-2 Wyoming so why don't we just see why don't we see where that goes anybody playing college football that video game knows yeah are you playing it You're counting down.

You're just waiting for the podcast to end.

You're like, yeah, some of us got dynasties at home.

That's like the new children.

Hey, some of us got to get home to ours.

I got to get Kennesaw State to a bowl game today.

Dude, I love it.

That's wild.

I love it.

This game was the phenomena that

is a genuine phenomenon.

It's worth it.

All the weight of having to wait for college football to come out.

Thank you.

What a payoff.

It's been awesome.

Okay, your game froze like like four times yesterday and you were very mad at it.

So maybe we don't act like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.

But think about how many tables I didn't break.

And you didn't.

And they both are still here and they're being used in this.

It was the number one reason I was worried I was going to lose one because I'm like, we're doing a podcast here.

But it's been frustrating.

The game is a little glitchy and it'd be nice.

I had a game with

Texas.

that was going to overtime and then it just shut down.

The entire game shut down.

And my childlike reaction of sadness made me think i was going to lose my fiancé because i went no no

like an unfair childlike thing like hey

no

we're about to go to overtime but we were my freshman quarterback was cooking do you understand that not just dinking and dunking i'm talking about 41 yard shots dude are you are you are you like doing back shoulder passes i learned how to throw now i was doing classic throw now i have it where you can put touch passes yeah there's some throw You're feathering.

You're feathering that.

I got a tight end that is just

eating this season.

He's a senior.

He's just eating.

So now what he'll do is he'll come out and go, in case something goes wrong.

Because it's canceled.

My running back

has

200 yards in the first half.

It was insane.

It was nuts.

But he'll give me a stat line and be like, just in case something goes wrong, you should know this kid really had to be a good one.

He goes for a case the game freezes again.

And he's like, he like files it with me like it's history.

I just was in case anything happens in there, four carries.

I was kicking the out of Oregon State, at Oregon State, in Corvallis, and I come out going, hey, if this game gets shut down, I'm putting one on him right now.

And my running back has 13 carries for 226 and three touchdowns in the first half.

And I'm going to run him a lot in the second half.

And it, thank God, what happened is it was shutting down so much, I deleted the game and re-downloaded it.

And that worked.

And so far, so good.

CSU is already a three-star program.

We're number two in the country.

Two in the country.

I mean, really, this podcast ends and a dynasty begins.

I'm going to move on.

It's playoffs.

I want to get to the playoffs.

It'll mean a lot to the city of Fort Collins and our board of regions.

Now, do we smoke some Gary Payton and do the SNL goodbye?

Or we stand there with Myrtle.

Myrtle comes out.

And we're just like, I want to thank so many people.

I want to thank Cookies.

I want to thank Pacman Jones and Gary Payton.

I want to thank Magic Johnson, who probably doesn't even know this product exists.

And now that he does, it's probably not going to exist anymore.

Sorry.

Lauren.

Lauren.

Lauren.

Yeah.

And Lauren, of course.

Gary Payton rules, if you can't tell.

It's a classic.

It's so good.

I've sought it out because it was something of a legendary thing.

And plus, like now, like there's a Larry Bird strain, but it's like 33.

There are like lots of references now.

Okay, so it's 33% THC.

That feels high.

The marketing should require the accurate.

Yeah.

His face tells me you came up with a good idea.

Yeah.

But that was not the idea.

Yeah, the Gary Payton's like kind of like just

when you come back to it, you're like, damn, you are.

I don't know if it's just in my head, it tasted good.

I was like,

yeah the the mellow was the mellow i felt i felt probably the most like in my body i don't know i'm talking like an idiot no no no i'm not

yes most most palpably different was mellow sitting in the couch yeah i just know stuff i would explain it in stoner terms like with the pac-man i

really wanted pizza But with the Magic Johnstone, I really wanted to talk.

But with the mellow

i thought of the future and all the college football i'm going to play and then with the gary payton i wanted pizza again so what does that say where are we going from here to there they were all good yeah i don't have a negative thing to say i don't think i smoked enough of magics because i was like hey katie this is going to be a lot of weed in short amount of time maybe on the second one when they take two you take one just one this time so i don't know if nothing happened yeah but i never felt bad and so nobody gets a ding in their record.

And as much as me, lady who doesn't know anything about weed and doesn't smoke all the cool weeds, these ones are all okay.

Thank you for bringing all this great.

How much of it stays, would you say?

Because you don't want to get caught carrying this much.

You could get in some real trouble.

Also, people got cell phones on them and they could call the cops.

But it's very funny that you showed up with a bunch of weed and we smoked it.

This is how it should be.

You're the best dealer I've ever had.

I think is what I'm saying.

A typical dealer comes over, smokes some of it, eats some of your food, plays your video.

Don't leave.

This is just a bad thing.

Records everything you do and publishes it as a podcast.

Guys, probably wearing a wire.

I sense microphones in the room.

I don't know, man.

Call it the weed, but I'm paranoid.

We're being recorded.

I feel like I'm being watched.

Are you guys stealing my weed?

Yeah.

We're not, you're not leaving with one of them.

Some of it is staying back.

And if you want to fight that, I wouldn't recommend it, but you could.

Myrtle can get vicious.

If I say, sick'em, she'll come lick you and see if you want to take her, if you have any treats.

Yeah, it's true.

I love when dog owners have like a like foreign word that summons their dog.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, like, dark, yeah, like something in German.

Um garr.

Yeah.

And it's just there, like a police dog.

Right.

Because it has to be something that no one else would say.

It's got to be like her Manchurian candidate word.

Yeah, her activation.

Yeah.

Ours is the T-word.

No, that's just a word that she physically, her ears will go from like, I'm a cute dog to like, I'm the cutest dog you've ever seen in your whole life.

She get little pigtails and she's like, oh my God.

You should give me a treat.

And it works sometimes on mostly him.

Yep.

Because she gets so cute.

But I'm like, damn, you really know that word.

I I didn't train you that word but we said it and you knew what came right after it so you'll simp for it and she does

she does

this weed is good if we're picking are you telling us to pick one I'm telling it's hard not to I'm loyal I'm a loyal

so I would pick Gary Payton who reliably always gets me up including the time that he handed me a pint glass of Jack Daniels with a straw and ice in it that's the real Gary Payton real Gary

I asked, he had was asking people what they wanted to drink and his eyes got to me.

And I was like, I don't think I was supposed to be in this group.

But I said,

me?

And he said, yeah.

And I said, I'll take like a, I don't know, Jack Daniels.

I panicked, thinking he'd get me like a Jack and Coke or like a Jack Daniels.

And he turned around with a pint glass with ice.

And it was like, I don't know, it was dark where we were.

So I thought, like, maybe this is just a tall Jack and Coke.

I took a sip and I was like, that is Jack Daniels.

It was just a pint glass.

Oh, this is Jack Daniels.

Gary Payton thought you had a problem.

I was like,

Gary Payton was like, sure, tiny lady.

Someone get eyes on her.

She might be a little bit of an issue later.

Just drinking a pint glass of Jack Daniels.

Thanks, Gary Payton.

They call you the glove.

They call you the glove.

They call me the boot.

Dude, I love Gary Payton being like, Katie Nolan

drinks, dude.

And Gary Payton, you make fantastic, lovable weed.

Yeah, I would say Pac-Man is a close second, but that was a good start.

Element of surprise.

I didn't expect Pac-Man to be

on par.

It's just, man, I'm going to destroy whatever's left in that kitchen, Cheetos, pizza-wise.

We haven't made one of those yet.

You're going to make a Cheetos pizza?

No, I understand where the confusion is.

What I meant is whatever stands in front of me, I destroy.

Okay.

Basically, a food terminator.

so it was cheetos slash pizza wise yeah it's probably gonna go cheetos pizza cheetos land the plane regroup van leeuen swiss cake roll oh that's right that's right that's right oh we should make you eat that like a bite of it yeah dan's like no you should save it

it's so good and you're high so i thought you got

a piece of that please don't No, of that five, of that Swiss roll.

Why has everything gotta be sexual with you guys?

Please Please let's go.

You've got to give Pablo a piece of that as well.

A piece of the Swiss roll.

Man, this sucks now.

This absolutely sucks, though.

Disagree.

No, of that Swiss roll.

God damn it, I'm about to fight this whole room.

I've never thought I'd have to John Wick my way out of my apartment.

And the dog's still alive.

So that is a win-win.

This is a Swiss cake roll from a restaurant called cafeteria oh yeah yeah yeah cafeteria

it's also red velvet swiss cake roll

ah just feed it

here you go thank you so much

yeah you just eat it yeah

that's good stuff so wait

i

yeah there wasn't anything specific oh you're supposed to decode it then eat oh you didn't unroll it and lick the inside oh that's poison good job pablo

It's like cutting up low fish the wrong way.

Yeah.

Oh, you've just cut through the skin.

Well, we're all dead.

Can I tell you what, though?

This is a great front row seat of watching someone eat that Swiss cake roll high.

And you know what?

It wasn't just Pablo.

It was Magic Johnson.

It was Gary Payton.

Pac-Man Jones.

Carmelo Anthony.

It was all of you guys.

You were all there.

That's really good.

Isn't that nice?

Life is good.

You know,

that's one of the things that when we

are taking it, we both look at each other and go, look at where we live.

Look at our life.

We are eating.

It was delivered to us, a Swiss cake roll.

I suspected that because it's the greatest.

We could get whatever we want right now, and we don't want a lot.

It's like a speech at the end of the mood.

And what I want is sitting right here next to me.

Thanks for getting us high, dude.

Yeah, dude.

What I found out today

is that

athlete weed

is

not

good because of the strain or because of the illustration of a Pac-Man Jones holding plastic bags full of

weed.

It's because of

whatever dessert that was that I just ate.

This has been Pablo Torre finds out a Meadowlark media production.

And I'll talk to you next time.