Here's the Thing About 'Pablo Torre Finds Out' — Premiering September 5

So, here's the thing about naming my new show.

I could have just called it the Pablo Torre show, right?

I am, in fact, noted sports gas bag Pablo Torre.

Hello.

But I thought I had the best name for my show, like 100%

all figured out.

Here's the thing about having a show.

And here's the thing with LeBron being out.

But here's the thing.

Do I really say here's the thing that often happens?

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing with Pablo Torre just felt right to me.

But here's the thing about here's the thing.

I was not the only noted gas bag, it turned out, who wanted to name their podcast this.

This is Alec Baldwin, and you're listening to Here's the Thing.

My chance to talk with artists.

So I actually obtained what appeared to be Alec Baldwin's phone number, and he completely ignored me.

I then texted his brother Daniel Baldwin, former Lebatard show guest, and he completely ignored me until I paid him $30 on cameo.com to ask Alec to please just not sue me for having the same name as his podcast.

Pablo, I never met you.

And that didn't go well.

But if you're anything like your fat friend Lebatard, I know you're a talentless hack.

Listen, no Baldwin will ever let you have the title of their show.

All you Metal Arc people, all you guys do is f around.

It did hit me as I was striving to immediately turn all this into content that the Baldwin family was actually kind of right about the whole all you guys do is f around stuff.

And that part got me thinking.

Pablo Torre finds out.

is the new legal name of my video podcast launching September 5th.

And it is all about around, but also finding out, exploring sports rabbit holes and journalistic curiosities with my friends and occasional enemies.

www.pablo.show is where all will be explained.

It costs zero dollars to subscribe and find out.