830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcellan, this is the show for the realists, say goodbye

to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking

reality.

Guys, Donald Trump is your president.

What?

Yeah.

Yeah, we're not doing the intro.

That was just my intro.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He is.

People are mad.

Bro, there's a lot of people pissed off right now.

I like it.

There's a lot of people happy, though, too.

A lot of people who pretend like they were mad are now happy.

Yeah.

You see that?

They're secretly like, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of you pussies out there that wouldn't say anything, now y'all acting like you're

on the winning team.

Back to the show. Pretend like they were mad are now happy.
Yeah. You see that? They're secretly like, yes.
Yeah. A lot of you pussies out there that wouldn't say anything.
Now you all acting like you're on the winning team. Bank account's coming back.
Yeah. Credit score.
Going up. Crime going down.
Money going up. Tyrants are out.
Winning's coming back. I like it.
It's going to be great, dude. It's a lot of good stuff.
A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man.
It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America.
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Share the show. So, well, the good news is, let's start off with the topic of the day.
You and I off the domestic terrorism list and I think we got pardoned by default yeah a lot of people got part in today yeah talk about that yeah yeah yeah how does it feel that you know to be pardoned you know for a second there I almost wanted to live out the stereotype I'm supposed to and go to jail well it's not too late i mean we figure something true this is true but there was just like something we just got to accuse you of something you don't actually have to be guilty it's true because you're black there was just something in me that was like i gotta go to jail yeah you know yeah well it's in your it's in your gene it's in my dna yeah you know so i just you know i don't want to let nobody down yeah i got a little bit of that too that's That's how I got on the list with you, bro. Guilty by association.

My black half got me right there on the list with you.

Well, I mean, listen.

Since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something.

Okay.

You know, I got my dot to think.

He's been doing BJJ and stuff like that.

He's been kicking ass, bro.

He got two gold medals this weekend.

Dominating.

Dominating.

I'm going to see this motherfucker in UFC eventually. I'd still still kick his ass that's about as excited as this man gets well so look dude did you even get excited when you won your gold medals or you just like fuck it i i knew i was gonna win i expected it yeah see that's that's what two champions think some real shit yeah um but no i've been trying to you know do this little dive on like martial arts and the history and like i mean the history It's a lot of different disciplines out there I didn't know that Did you know that There is a special discipline Of Jews With martial arts There's Jewish martial arts Did you know this? we allowed to even say Jews? Yeah.
Or we get back right on the list?

I mean, it's January 20th.

I think we'll be fine.

They put us on the Jew list.

Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list.

But no, dude, this is crazy.

So this is Jewish martial arts.

Watch this.

You got all those coins. Bro, that's fucking funny, dude.
We're going to have Jonathan Greenblatt call it into the show. You motherfuckers are going on the list.
Anti-Semite of the week.

Jiu-Jitsu.

That's pretty fucking funny, dude.

Where did my wallet go?

Oh, shit, dude.

That's some funny shit.

I thought it was cool, man. Oh, that's funny.

It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool.
You. I thought it was cool, man.
Oh, that's funny. It's a nice little discipline, dude.

It's cool.

You know?

You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.

I got nothing else to say.

Fuck, dude.

I figured we were already there.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, fuck it.

All right.

Jiu-jitsu.

Oh, man. you know we were there all right jujitsu oh man that was some good movement you know what man trained all his life that was impressive yeah that was impressive you want to see it again yeah I'm trying to make money in 2025.

That is actually super impressive. It's actually really impressive, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's like a matrix.

Yeah, man.

For Jews.

It's fucking sick.

Huh?

It's sick.

I thought it was cool.

It's not derogatory.

No, and listen, it's embracing.

What do you think? the matrix for Jews. It's fucking sick.
It's sick. I thought it was cool.

It's not derogatory.

No, and listen, it's embracing.

We're all good at something.

Lift it up.

Yeah, man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful, sunny Monday.

Got a lot of stuff to dive into.

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You want to do this, Cruz? Yeah. Alright, seatbelts on.
I'm ready. We're rolling.
Let's go. Headline number one.
Obviously, it's Trump's Inauguration Day, also known, apparently, as Liberation Day, as he coined it um aka yeah a lot of stuff happening want to cover firstly uh get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that his uh official inaugural portrait uh portrait got released uh and uh it was it was definitely interesting a lot of people obviously picked up on it saying that it uh drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo um so this is his official uh presidential photo all right obviously this is the mugshot um anything you thought i mean does this i don't know i saw this i'm like yeah this dude means business yeah is that is that okay is that okay? Okay, yeah, I mean that's gonna hang in every federal office across the country, bro I think there's a very specific message being sent here Especially when you compare it to his 2016 Portrait where he's smiling real big. There's a 16 one.
Yeah, and now he's like, you know, I you fuck around. I'm going to fucking rip your balls off.

That's what that says to me.

And dude, his whole inauguration today, the way he walked, the way he talked, the way Melania was dressed. Like, I think they mean business.
I think they mean some business. Could you imagine being one of those far left people that participated in all the shit that somehow still weaseled themselves into federal agencies? Right.
And then this gets hung up and you know all the shit you've done and you got to look at that. I mean, look, Duke, I think the amount of corruption and crime that has happened is inexcusable.
I think if he't clean it up regardless of what it takes to clean it up regardless of the pardons issued regardless of whatever formalities look he's not even speaking on those we got those in there he's like you do yeah he's not even talking about not yet not yet yeah which tells me there's something still playing yeah we'll talk about it you know but anyway yeah it says fuck around and find out no doubt 100 i got the same vibe from that i like jd vance's too though his was not jd vance is a cool dude he just seems like a regular guy and he's pretty sharp you know he's smart as shit pretty sharp he's smart yeah he just seems like i mean you can't be mad at this guy you know not only that he makes logical arguments to everything that people present him with. Like I've yet to see him get stumped or, you know,

words out. mad at this guy you know not only that he makes logical arguments to everything that people present him with like i've yet to see him get stumped or you know word salad yeah or even even slow you know slowed down in his in his dialogue by anybody yeah so i mean dude he knows what's up that's nice vp pick yeah that's nice plus by picking a guy who's 40 years old you know and he does a good job, you're ensuring the future of your particular area of the movement, which is, you know, we're going to have to wait and see how good that is.

Are they going to do what they say they're going to do?

Are they going to follow through?

Are they going to hold people accountable?

Are we going to remove the corruption in this country?

That all needs to happen.

And if that happens, then you do have a young person in J.D. Vance that can pick up the torch and carry it from there on.
And keep moving it. Yeah.
Which I think is what's necessary. We need younger people.
Of course. Running the country, bro.
This country was not built by fucking 80-year-olds. It just wasn't.
No. You know, I think that 40-year age, that's a good start.
Yeah. You know.
40 to 60. Yeah, for sure., yeah, so you got President Donald Trump.
He's back in, man. The Don is back.
Yeah. So they got officially sworn in today at noon Eastern time.
Now, we know his cabinet picks. I got a bunch of them.
We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position.
Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over DNI. Cash Patel, FBI director.
John Ratcliffe for CIA. I mean, a lot of good picks on here, a lot of good names on here.
Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well.
But it's been a very eventful day so far.

So, you know, part of the ceremonies and, you know,

kind of, you know, charades that happens during these days,

you know, Donald Trump arrives to the White House,

gets greeted by the outgoing president.

Joe Biden had two words for him.

I don't know if you saw this little interaction.

This was interesting. Let's check this clip out.
Trump pulls up. Welcome home Like a piece of shit Who Milani look dude melania looked like she was standing on business today too bro she looked like fucking darth vader like for real like she's terrifying today and she's beautiful beautiful woman dude look at the look man gotta pause this here okay look at the difference between Jill Biden and Melania Trump.
Jill Biden looks like she came from fucking- Shucking clams. Dude, I don't know where she- Yeah, no shit.
I don't know where she comes from. Like, she looks like the wish first lady, and then you got Melania Trump who looks like she's like a fucking icon.
You know what I mean? It's difference yeah it's a huge difference it's a difference the way they carry themselves how how they dress how they stand i mean it's like we're getting rid of a couple white trash fucking people occupying our you know highest office and replace them with some you know truly classy people in my 100%. I mean, decency's back, right?

I mean, decency's on the ballot. The adults are bucking charge.

Yeah, right.

Get the fuck out of here.

I'm glad we don't have to see KJP anymore.

Oh, my goodness.

Stupid little fucking raggedy Ann-looking ass.

No, you mentioned a couple of people's outfits,

which I thought was interesting.

Look at them.

Look at them.

But I don't even know how to walk in fucking heels, dude.

Well, she's probably still hungover from last night.

There's no doubt about that.

All right. outfits uh which i thought was interesting look at them like look at them like joe biden don't even know how to walk in fucking heels well she's probably still hung over from last yeah there's no doubt about that it's just gross yeah now uh you brought up melania's fit uh there was some definitely some interesting outfits people have been you know here and there on her fit are we gonna get into we're gonna do the fashion we're gonna talk about fashion not not not we're not gonna go deep i did just want to bring this up because i mean you do talk about this especially i know we got a lot of young man young men listeners um and you do talk about you know presence and how you carry yourself and you know bro you can get snazzy yeah you know i'm saying it's important did you see uh senator john fetterman yeah bro yeah you know i'm saying like it's just like it's you're a grown-ass man bro you know and you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds yeah to a presidential inauguration yeah he's and you sit front fucking row yeah like he's at a fucking high school basketball game bro yeah like where are we at not where we should be i don't know if this dude like does he think it's like that's not i i don't know i don't know much about him i mean i know that he he had that little health scare situation or whatever that don't matter i mean look dude they're stopping yeah it's not it's not good it's not representative of of the position that he's holding it's a joke yeah no it's a joke but that I mean, look, dude, I wear workout clothes to work, but I own a fucking workout company.

It makes sense.

You know what I'm saying?

When I leave the house to go to dinner, I dress up.

You know what I mean?

Like, guy's just a fucking, I don't know.

Well, read the room, bro.

I think that's really what it comes down to, too.

Like, it just didn't, I don't know.

That's all the fashion I got for you on that.

Now, I do want to bring this up, too, because we have talked about this man many times. And, you know, we've been talking about his kind of turn.
Not this man. Another guy I'm about to show you.
We've been talking about his kind of turnaround. You know, he's like coming around the corner a little bit.
You know, he's been doing some BJJ. We're talking aboutuckerberg yeah um i think he's finally went over that hump he's definitely taking some testosterone or something he's getting something in because he was checking out those boobies yeah bro zuckerberg staring at jeff bezos fiancee lauren sanchez during trump's inauguration goes violent yeah it's it's hilarious he He's full-fledged, bro.
Bro, it's not the photo.

It's the video.

You got to watch the video.

The video of it's so funny because he looks and then he smiles real big.

Dude, it's so good.

See if you can find the video. Bro, he wouldn't have done that two years ago.

You know what I'm saying?

This is a different Zuck.

Zuck's ready to fuck.

That's what it is.

The testosterone is flowing.

Yeah, I don't. Who's got more money, Bezos or Zuck? Oh.
I think Bezos is richer than Zuck, isn't he? I think Bezos, yeah, by a lot. By a lot.
Yeah, I think because of Facebook, most of their inventory, I mean, most of their money is just like ad money. You know what I'm saying? Bezos, I mean, he's got infrastructure.
I bet he's going to yell that when he gets home. Who? Zuck? Oh, for sure.
Yeah. I mean, but listen, I mean, you know,'m saying bezos i mean he's got i bet i bet he's gonna yell that when he gets home who is that oh for sure yeah i mean but listen i mean you know it's hard to to not look at stuff you don't got you know i mean it's just what they're they're definitely on display well that's the other piece i mean i think that was a little trashy on her end yeah well you know you're going to a fucking presidential inauguration got lace front and got your got your titties out.
Yeah, come on. Yeah, here's a video

Oh, bro, the guy behind him is getting wrapped into the photograph. He didn't do anything.

He was just getting a scratch on his eyebrow.

Bro, that is great.

Yeah, that's funny, dude.

The video is funny.

That's great.

I'm not even mad at him, bro.

Hey, have a look.

It's time to grow up.

It's time to grow up, son. Let me talk to you about the birds and the bees.
Yeah, man. I thought that was cool.
It just shows you, bro. Yeah.
No matter how much money you got, people still like boobies. You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't matter.
Yeah. I thought that was funny, though.
But other things are going on. got the inauguration right a bunch of people there bezos was there zucks obviously there a lot of celebrities heads of states from other countries were there um you got a mad dog hillary clinton i was shocked to see her there i was shocked when they brought her out well she knows she got booed oh she did yeah did you see you see that? No.
Yeah, yeah, Hillary Clinton got booed. They tied them both in, saying Bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol Rotunda.
So the event was being streamed. They moved it indoors because of the temperature and the wind and all that stuff outside.
I have people telling me it was actually for other reasons. yeah i was told the same okay all right um you know and it wasn't just because of the weather um but they moved it inside and so they they what they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were kind of just live streaming the event going on um and so yeah so uh there was a shit ton of fans who were in one of the viewing locations.

And when they announced her coming, I mean, it was fucking insane.

Check this video out.

I mean, rightfully so, right? Well, I'm going to go to you. Well, I mean, they've done nothing but destroy America's culture.
And intentionally for years and years and years. Since 2008, we've had nearly 20 years of destruction from the same group of people I mean, I think booing is very polite considering what they actually deserve my opinion for sure one like only part that I didn't like it was the fact I mean, it wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience So it's like they don't know they were getting fucking booed.
They're walking like they're the shit still doesn't stink but um And I don't think they were booing Bill.

I think he's fine.

But, I mean, Hillary definitely got it.

Did you see that the fucking, one of the sources for the Epstein, who was it? Someone involved in that Epstein case said that it's going to come out here any day in the D-class,

that Bill Clinton was the number one pedophile at Epstein Island.

No shit. Yeah.
Oh, man. Not my words.
That's what they said. Might have to retract my statement there.
Yeah, just saying. We'll see.
I mean, we'll see. The inauguration went smooth.
Trump delivered a great speech. I thought, I mean, it was actually one of his shorter ones, but I mean, I thought he did really, really well in the speech.
A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show's going on. Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one, which is a lot.
I'll be honest. And I think here's my fear is that my personal issue, I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump, Okay.
Well, we're going to have to.

That's what we do.

I mean, that's what we do.

Look, dude, if we want the country to actually be free, we're going to have to call it as we see it no matter what.

100%, bro.

My only issue, I mean, 200 executive orders, stuff gets lost in the sauce.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you know, we complained about Biden doing 48 on day one.

You're doing 200.

You know what I'm saying? And like, you have like, we got to be careful, man. There's a lot of Biden doing 48 on day one.
You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying?

And like, you have like, we got to be careful, man.

There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that.

You know, so we'll see what those 200s are.

We know a couple of them so far that he's talked about.

Well, I think there's a lot of things that need to be corrected immediately.

Yeah, for sure.

You know, I don't know what they all are.

I don't know what all the 200 executive orders are,

but I think there's at least that many things that need to be fixed. Yeah, for sure.
But that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Yeah, what is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things.
One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push. What do you think? What's your thoughts on that? Well, I think it makes him a huge target for the CIA.
Yeah. And I also think that that is not enough transparency to regain the trust of me in the government.
I, you know, maybe the average person who doesn't really pay attention, but I feel like it could go one of two ways i think if you're going to have the trust be restored in our country you're going to have to have a massive declassification of all the they've lied to us about which is right okay we we fund the government it's our money it's our country you represent us is not them that should be able to decide what we get to know and not know. We should get to know everything and then decide what's important and what's not important.
OK, and I feel like this could be, you know, throwing up a bone, you know, like, hey, we told you this. But what about all this, too? Right.
You know, well, well you don't need to know that and i just don't think that that's the way it should be handled i think you know i think we need a massive declassification it needs to go across many different situations and and you know centuries of time so that we can know the truth about things that have been going on because otherwise we're not going to believe the government no matter how many executive orders he signs and what i'm afraid of is he comes in and you know makes the economy better everybody starts making more money and people kind of forget about what's out there in terms of resistance to our country meaning the communist insurgency that we just had to deal with for fucking 15 years 16 almost 20 years and we get back complacent yeah and and part of me wonders if that's his job to do like is that what he's here to do is he here to rally rally everybody up and then drive us into a situation uh you know that is a technocratic surveillance state you know that's what a lot of think. A lot of people think that he is part of the cabal and that he is going to come in.
His job was to rally and get everybody hyped up behind him. And he's going to come in and basically allow the economy to heal and things to get better.
And then this you know connection of bezos zuckerberg elon to usher in new technology that is just going to create a more of a surveillance state take away more freedoms uh digitize everything and uh if that's the case this isn't good for us you know what i mean uh but i don't believe that's the case i i don't good for us. You know what I mean?

I don't believe that's the case.

I don't think that is not.

I hope it's not either.

But I'm just saying there's a lot of people that think that.

Yeah, for sure. And I think that if he comes in and he does what he's supposed to do, he declassifies, he deports, he creates a better education system, better accountability for crime, makes our city safer, fixes the economy.
I think those are things that have to happen regardless. And I think it's our responsibility during this next four years to resist the pushing of a technocratic surveillance state if that's the direction that it goes towards even more.
Yeah. No matter who's enough.
Yeah. And we're going to have to wait and see.
We're going to have to wait and see what happens. You know, AI is a big point of contention for a lot of different reasons.
I mean, dude, look, man, years that ai has really been around i mean there's videos on the internet well been around to us there's videos on the internet you can't fucking tell they're ai like it's getting really good wait wait until two years from now you know there'll be no actors there'll be no influencers anymore because all the influencers would be fucking fake people because they make these people more perfect than the people that exist in reality So it's going to be a really interesting four years But here's something that people need to keep in mind Is that nothing is going to change unless culture changes And that means the individual has to change And that's a message that we've echoed on this show since the existence of this show is that personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion. And if individuals don't take the responsibility seriously to make money, be fit, be healthy, be unified, be educated, be intelligent, know what's going on, get involved in your community, be a good example for the people around you, for your own family, your neighbors, your peers at work.
All of these things have to happen on an individual level for this country to get back on track. And I, you know, the way that the country has been indoctrinated for the last 20 years or so is really been like, let's wait for my person to get an office and then things will get good for me.
Well, you know, four years from now, my guy, I'll be back and then things will be good for me. And we have all these people who are putting themselves in this like wait state, you know, like let's wait and see, or let's wait and push through.
And, um, that's only creating more of what these people want. They want inaction.
They want poverty. They want sickness.
They want people not paying attention. They want people drunk on the comforts of life that are inexpensive, right? The shitty food, alcohol, you know, drugs.
They consistently wanted that for a long time. And I think there's a lot of good things happening.
I'm definitely not dooming and glooming. I think there's great things happening.
However, it's still going to come down to the individual taking up the responsibility of being an American citizen and living that standard day in and day out. And if that doesn't happen, nothing's going to change anyway, no matter what executive orders he passes, no matter what he discloses.
So the health of this country is in our hands. And I see the next four years as an opportunity for all of us to capitalize and put our culture in a place where they can't push us back to this communist shit again, right down the road.
So i don't know there's a lot to be said for everybody's part in this but you know we have to understand that as citizens there's a responsibility that we have and we have to take responsibility for our own lives in order for this country to be great that's the truth and that hasn't happened in happened in a long time. 100%.
I think the other thing, too, that, like, it does give me hope in that, you know, Trump's going to do some necessary shit that needs to be done. And what I use as a sign on this is, like, to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things, right? And so, like so the first thing I want to point you to, I'm not sure if you saw this, federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from dodge scrutiny.
This just came out from CNN a few days ago. But apparently people are going in the database, federal employees are going in and they're changing their description of their jobs jobs changing the names of their jobs to kind of shield them from any type of uh you know scrutiny that's going to come from the new department of government efficiency um so i mean you see stuff like this and like people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking whip's coming you know what i'm saying they know it's coming.
You can see it through actions like this or more recently

and I know this is on everybody's

you know, they got to cover this.

We're going to cover it. President Biden

preemptively pardons General

Mealy, Anthony Fauci

and January 6th committee members.

This came out this

morning, okay?

Hours before the inauguration. 20 minutes.

No, no, no, no. It was like 7 a.m.
This was hours. His family was 20 minutes.
But he pardoned these people at 7 a.m. this morning, okay, several hours before the inauguration where he completely pardoned these people.
And it was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 7 a.m.
this morning. And, you know, it's interesting.
And obviously the main question here is, okay, well, I mean, if they didn't do anything illegal, then what's the pardon for? Right? It's interesting. Well, they did do something illegal, and they know they did shit illegal and so does biden all those people did they pulled a fucking coup they stole election they pulled a coup they engineered a quote-unquote pandemic they tried to usher in a agenda 2030 driven by the world economic forum that committed crimes against humanity they they made people uh They lied to people about what therapeutics were effective.
They put people in fucking jail, like that group of doctors that was basically at the capital. The frontline doctors.
And they took away their medical licenses. Like, doctors that were prescribing ivermectin were getting their medical licenses take away.
Pharmacists were calling the fucking federal government on doctors who were prescribing hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to people and getting their fucking medical licenses revoked. Pharmacists were doing that.
For saying the truth. Yeah.
For saying the truth. No, bro.
And it was an example. First of all, it was crimes against for saying that no bro and it was an example first of all it was crimes against humanity second of all it was an example of mass formation psychosis like uh what's his face was saying on you know what it was people didn't give a fuck if it was right or wrong they just wanted their shit to be right right you were gonna fucking do what i say like the amount of the amount of power hungry citizens that came out of the woodwork to try to force people to do things is fucking absolutely disgusting.
And quite honestly, it changed my viewpoint on humanity and our country as a whole. I no longer look at those people as people that I can deal with.
Because if something were to happen again, those people have already shown their true colors. will tell on you they will fucking get you put in jail they will ruin your life they will kill you if you go against their and these are these are the dumbest motherfuckers in society okay if you fell for this shit you're a dumb motherfucker that's it okay you don't have the capacity to think critically you don't have the capacity to work through and think logically and And that proved it.
Okay. You don't have the capacity to think critically.
You don't have the capacity to work through and think logically. And that proved it.
That proved it. You were willing to disregard family members.
You were willing to ruin relationships. You were willing to call the police on people who didn't do what the fuck you wanted them to do.
Those people are not safe to be around. They are not safe.
They are not your friend. They are not your family.
They are not safe to be around. You should safe they are not your friend they are not your family they are not safe to be around you should not trust them and i believe that and i'll always believe that well bro what it was it was people i'll never ever ever forget it dude well what it was bro it was people who were always picked last for fucking kickball getting the fucking captain of the team spot that's what it was yeah you know i'm saying they fucking used it yeah you know but i i don't know the amount of fucking abuse that we took was insane and we were right about fucking all of it they tried they bro i mean listen i remember firsthand because i had my first daughter during the covid shit they almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivering room bro they you know i'm saying like they they forced i'm saying they forced one of my best friends to watch his dad die on a fucking Zoom call.
It's insane. They forced another friend who had someone die.
They weren't allowed to have a fucking funeral. Yeah.
Okay. This is the hysteria that was caused by these people who just got pardoned.
Yep. And they caused it intentionally to disrupt 2020 so that fucking Trump wouldn't get re-elected yeah you know and and but i mean dude the individuals that did it i'll never forgive them no i'll never forgive them i hope they figured it out i hope they've come over to the fucking good side i hope they've realized it but unless those people sit down with me and have a fucking real apology to me i'm never gonna trust them again i'm not those people are off the fucking team they're off the team forever i'm not letting them back in my life because they're fucking dangerous and you should think about that too those people would fucking turn you in to a fucking concentration camp think about the the crazy shit that we just went through over the last four years think of how close we were to becoming legitimate like fucking a communist country where they're fucking genociding people because they didn't want to take a fucking vaccine or they didn't want to you know wear a mask or they didn't want to tell their employees that you fucking don't have a job it was an intentional play-due to ruin the economy and there's a lot ruin the economy steal the middle class like joe biden said in his exit address he's like we have the largest middle class we created the largest middle class yeah you didn't create the largest middle class by bringing people up you created the largest middle class by stealing everybody's fucking money during covid and middle class equals low class yes

that's really the truth no middle class is not middle they took people who were above middle class and pushed them into middle class and then ran on that and said oh we created the largest middle class no you didn't no you didn't no no you didn't create more poverty well the thing that was interesting too like with this with these pardons that he put you know, specific on this first set, you know, in the memo, he says in certain cases, quote, in certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions. Who has been threatening them with criminal prosecutions? Because, like, Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all.
Not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Like, who's threatening them? Nobody's threatening.
There's been no fucking no fucking filing of documentation i don't know we've been saying they should go in a fucking public execution the people have for sure the people have for sure but there hasn't been any official fucking documents have been entered you know i'm saying nobody's actually started the processes on this you're preemptively parting these people for you know stuff that apparently they didn't do at all like what well it goes back to 2014 which shows you when they started planning all of this. It's a sweep.
Like, bro, who, how? One of the other pardons, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons he pardoned that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashla Babbitt. He put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons.
And then minutes before the inaug as you alluded to bardon biden announced blanket pardon for his brother james burying family influence peddling probe for good i don't think these pardon i don't think listen dude can't stand no i don't think they should stand because i think what should happen is there should be an investigation to prove that 2020 election was stolen which it fucking was which will invalidate his presidency and invalidate the pardons 100 yeah also pardons don't apply to crimes against humanity so there's still hope here and also they don't apply to state level okay so if the states took it up on their own yes which they're doing it already florida's already doing it well you know what you know what my take is on all of this what's an admission of guilt they would have been better 100 would have been better off not doing it because now you got everybody stirred up about the shit again bro like my thing on this bro like here's my thing let's say let's say you know they don't go that route with you know he wasn't really the president. Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know, with the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons.
Yeah, I agree. Fuck them.
They mean absolutely nothing. The amount of damage and destruction that's been going.
I agree. And they will do it again.
And what it shows is that people can commit literal treason against the people of this country and get away with it by just saying, oh, will you pardon? And by the way, not only did they fuck us all, they fucking stole all our fucking money too. And tripled it.
Yeah. Fucking quadrupled it, bro.
It's insane, man. So, I mean, a lot still has come.
I know with the pardon situation. I don't think Melania Trump is thinking about pardons right now.
Mm-mm. I don't think Donald Trump is either, dude.
I think we're going to see some fucking, some head-whacking happen here. Bro, you know, I was watching, when I was watching the speech, you know, and you see the crowd stand up and shit, and you look behind them, and you see fucking the Biden, you see the Obamas, and you see the fucking Clintons and shit.
Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, you know what? And we're going to start.
Arrest them all. We're going to start right now.
And bring, like, bro, I was praying for that. Yeah.
It might still be my, you know, tin hat, tin full hat stuff. But man.
Bro, those people deserve to be in fucking jail. They deserve to be in jail forever.
And that's being light. That's being light.
The Clintons, the Obamas the obamas the kamalas the bidens they all deserve a fucking traitor's sentence we all know what that is they all deserve it because the disruption that they fucking caused over the last 20 years most people still don't understand most people don't understand that the fucking russia collusion was made up by hillary clinton's teamshit. And then they all ran with it.
And then they prosecuted this dude. They fucking embarrassed him.
Dude, they tried to bankrupt him. And then they're all sitting there like, oh, this is just politics as usual.
No, fuck you. I'm going to tell you this.
If that were me, I'd be like, yeah, those pardons don't care. It's probably why I'll never be president.
But I'd fucking look at them and be like,, fuck those pardons. Public executions today.
And then I would get on TV and I would say, this is why we did that. No one's ever doing it again.
No, I'm not trying to stay in office. Yes, we're going to continue the rules of this country.
But those people do not abide by the rules of the country. We're going to have accountability.
And so if you ever think you're going to do this ever again, this is what will happen to you.

And set a precedent for what happens to fucking traitors.

These people are traitors, dude.

Straight up.

Yeah, I mean, you know.

Look at them sit there and act like they're, like you don't get to fucking.

Like he's safe.

Bro, you don't get to do what you've done to this country and then sit there and act like this is politics as usual.

Jill Biden, you look like fucking people from walmart that's the fuck she looks like new logo or old logo no she's old she's the old crusty logo she's the old clammy logo fucking clamshell clamshell fuck oh that's so nasty, man. Dude, she fucking looks like a people of Walmart trying to fucking...
I can't stand them, dude. I can't stand their whole group.
Those people have caused more pain to the American citizens than any outside fucking army has ever caused. They kill more people than any fucking outside army.
Americans. Yes.
Americans. Letting the fucking crime happen.
Letting like, dude, what the fuck? Oh, we all pardoned ourselves. How about no? And then we see all these same fuckers who censored Trump, kicked him off the platform, fucking donated all the money to fuck him, blah, blah, blah, all sitting on his side.
Trump better not make the same mistakes that he's made, dude. I man because this is the same shit he did last time he let all these people get close to him and then they all fucked him well i think the important thing and you talk about this a lot too man like i mean just on some some real like truth here you know i'm saying it's okay to make a mistake but you gotta learn from it you know i'm saying i think that's one thing i mean he's admitted that you know it seems like there's things that all the censorship that we face for the last fucking four years is sitting right there in that picture right there right there i mean elon musk can't really hard him too much but no but that's fucking google dude google meta yeah fuck it's all there you know so i mean listen america is back maybe no america's only back if the american citizen is back.
That is it. Okay? If the American citizen does not fucking take responsibility for their own existence, America is not back.
No politician is going to change it. Yes, Trump's going to come in and change some laws, change some rules that are going to be beneficial.
They're going to create more opportunity. They're going to allow people to chase the American dream a little bit more freely.
But we have a long way to go to ever be considered free, especially when the tax code is the way that it is. And I've heard very little talk about reducing the income tax to where it's not oppressive to the citizen.
Where are we talking about that? The income tax should be fucking eliminated. The one guy who was talking about the income tax being eliminated and brought down at 10 percent is basically kicked off the Department of Government Efficiency now, and Vivek's going to run for governor of Ohio.
So what are we talking about here? I got my concerns, bro. You know what I'm saying? But the reality is that if American citizens don't stand up and they don't do what it is they need to do, they don't take responsibility for their own lives, and they continue to say, oh, well, Trump's in, things are going to be good.
And think that your entire existence depends on one man thousands of miles away from you. And you're going to give up and defer responsibility for your own existence.
If that's the case, dude, America is going to be shit. That's it.
So the way that it's going to get better is for us, the people, to take back our lives. And that has to happen.
Yeah, that's real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments.
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Yep. He says five foot five guy here.
Can't confirm

we're mad all the time.

At least he's honest.

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All right. Appreciate you, Mike.

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Sorry.

I make shoes for that.

Yeah.

Next one.

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Oh, man.

I almost read this one wrong.

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Stiff Sock?

Why is that your username, bro?

What is that?

Stiff Sock? I don't know. What's he's he gotta say let's see what he has a stiff sock 201 he says uh it is uh what's that uh 1004 my wife is italian brazilian she's the love of my life she's beautiful smart hardworking and again beautiful she's right behind me holding a cast iron pan.
I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her.
She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know.
If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.
Yep. I mean, Italian, Brazilians are pretty, that's an interesting mix.
mix that's an interesting mix i think this is a cry for help oh man that's a rough yeah that sounds like a cry for help somebody go uh check on stiff sock over there blink twice yeah let's do a courtesy check on him welfare checkelfare check. Yeah, man.
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Ready to pedal fit out my hellcat not registered in my name.

Bro, what is wrong with these people, man?

What's a rhino pill? It's dick pill. Yeah.
That's an interesting combo. Did you write this comment? No.
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With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving. We're going to do a little, let's go back in time a little bit because we've got to cover these.
We didn't get a chance to last week. Some of the nomination hearings were a little interesting.
A lot of good stuff. There was some weird stuff going on, though.
I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia? He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump.
He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House chambers. Did you see this? This is interesting.
And I got some thoughts on this, but let's dive into this. So he posted this tweet.
Senator Colton Moore. Senator Colton Moore, exposed and defeated corrupt district attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump Speaker of the House.
Colton is being held

in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump.

This was tweeted from his profile.

We are working to ensure his expedient

release.

Please pray for all of those standing up for our

freedom and peace for all Georgians.

Here's the clip Yeah, he did. For real.
He wanted to, you could tell. And that ain't no little dude, bro.
No, but that's what got me. Like, bro, how'd you fall? Well, there's fucking, I mean, he tripped over the sign behind him.
And you got 16 state troopers there. It's true.
So they arrested this guy? They arrested this guy. Really? I mean, he's an elected member of Georgia.
so these guys are just arresting whoever the fuck disagrees with them whether they that's what i'm saying and nobody talked about this that's why i'm like i saw i'm like what the fuck is going on down in georgia right now i don't know i don't know that's weird though it's weird man i'm surprised he didn't get up swinging bro i would have self-defense yeah you know but you you got to be careful what you're doing in there.

I also wanted to bring in, too,

we talked about it a little bit,

Pam Bondi.

I know our buddy Eric Schmidt's a big fan of her.

I know they've worked closely.

When he was the AG here,

she was the AG of Florida.

There was some cool dialogues.

I didn't know much about her,

to be honest.

I really didn't.

But I watched through

some of her nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out.
This was one of her exchanges. This happened last week.
Check this out. Today, after I gave an opportunity to study overnight.
So can you tell me in this committee what the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment says? Senator, I'm here to answer your questions. I'm not here to do your homework and study for you.
If I am confirmed as Attorney General... You're the one asking for a confirmation vote, ma'am.
Hey, you cut me off. Can I please finish? What does the 14th Amendment say? Senator, Senator, the 14th Amendment we all know addresses birthright citizenship.
I've been a state prosecutor. I've been a state AG.
I look forward to even given your remarks today, working with you and the people of California, if I am confirmed as the 87th attorney general of the United States of America. I didn't take your homework assignment.
I'm sorry. I was preparing for today.
Pretty badass. You know, she's 60 years old.
Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

She's 60? Yeah. 59

years old. She must have got some

black in her. I don't know.

She don't look 59. Oh, man.

She's 60? 59

years old. Oh, man.

No. Yes.
And these dudes are

in here talking to her like she's some

25-year-old bimbo.

She's like, I'm sorry to take your homework assignment, dick face.

She's dick.

Yeah.

I like her, though.

She's cool.

Yeah.

She tells these motherfuckers what's up.

Sorry to do your fucking homework, asshole.

I'm here for this.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I don't know.

I thought that was pretty fucking cool.

She seems like a good pick.

She seems reasonable.

Other things that were going on. What? Well, I mean, think of what we just had.
Yeah, that's true. You know, fuck.
That's true. Now, I mean, the other reason I wanted to bring her up too, though, is because, you know, we talk about this accountability part.
She's going to be crucial in that. You know what I'm saying? As the federal AG, I mean, she's going to be very, very crucial in that process um and so it's going to be interesting to see i mean i don't know if this is more of like a warrior loyalties lie type of thing but i don't think these are like traditional times bro i don't think so either you know and so it's like you can't use traditional methods and you can't go through traditional means traitors to claim pardons for themselves she's gonna But listen, dude, the fact that fucking we have a group of traitors that just pardon themselves is unacceptable.
Right. We did nothing wrong because we said we did nothing wrong.
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you.
Bullshit. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah. So, I mean, it's going to be very, very, very interesting to see what she does, man, and how she reacts.
And that's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked.
I mean, I think she held her on and, you know, she's in. So we'll see.
Like I said, I just want to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number two.
Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline.
We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places. But headline number three is an interesting one I want to show you this okay and then I want

us to guess what happens next

okay

headline number three is Pope Francis

resistance to immigration

is a primal reaction

okay Pope Francis

has reiterated his call for a more

welcoming attitude towards migrants

insisting everyone has the right

to dream of a better

future so create a better future where the fuck

Thank you. has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future.
Yeah, create a better future. Where the fuck you're from? He says certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs.
The Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake. He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions

because there is a problem when doubt and fear conditions our way of thinking and acting to the

point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns.

In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other. What do you think happens next? What should happen is, you know, all the migrants that come into Italy should be hurtled into or rounded up and put into the fucking Vatican and have him care for him if he loves him so much.
much well that's funny because you know the migrants tried to do that you know what happened they probably arrested him vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border yeah yeah it's funny how all the people no dude listen it's funny how all the people who fucking advocate for migrants to be in other people's countries don't let them in their own. Right.
They don't let them in the Vatican. They're not letting them in Israel.
But every fucking Israeli guy is about, oh, you're a racist. If you don't want, how the fuck are we racist? We don't want fucking those motherfuckers in our country.
But you live in a fucking ethno state. Right.
How come China's not taking them? How come India's not taking them? Why is India made up of Indians? Why is China made up of Chinese? Why is Japan made up of Japanese? Why is fucking every Arab country made up of fucking Arabs? Why is that? Why is it that only Western Christian nations are told that they have to bring in all these migrants? Where the fuck are they bringing them into Israel? Where are they bringing bring them into the vatican where are they doing these things oh they're not it's only good for the united states of america it's only good for europe it's only good for those people to take in third world people that fucking come in and commit a shit ton of crime and openly talk about raping your women and re re uh uh designing the gene pool and the the the the racial you know disparity in one's country where how does that work it doesn't it's a lie it's fucking bullshit and the vatican's part of it and israel's part of it period no we gotta welcome everybody and then they double their fucking security yeah like how does that work man they're liars how does that It's so crazy to me. Vatican's in with the world economic form.

Oh, 100%. security yeah like how does that work man they're liars how does that work it's so crazy to me um vatican's in with the world economic form oh 100 they're they're in on the globalization uh you know i mean dude why don't you ask the native people of france what they think or the native people of italy what they think or the native people of germany what they think or fucking the native people of holland what they think or the native people of of england what they think ask them ireland ask them if they think that fucking immigration should be happening you know they'll all say fucking no but then everybody pushing for it who's not from their country is forcing it upon them right right well you know you know uh i saw this thing a while ago it was like the the most popular uh baby boy name in ireland is right now muhammad muhammad yeah It's been that way for years.
What? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's just crazy.
Now, we got the Vatican doing this back and forth. Bro, listen.
People have citizenship for a reason, okay? Every fucking citizen of another country should be forced to go back to their regular country, and we'll do a global reset of where the fuck everybody's supposed to be that's what needs to happen that's fair yeah well that's why we have it why would we have citizenship of countries if what's the point you're not supposed to be in the fucking country you're a citizen of what's the point what's the point of it then yeah i agree i agree with you now some places it you know we will say this there are some places that you're starting to see and i don't know if this this is tied into DJT being back in, and they know that, you know, how we're going to be handling the shit here, but you do see some other countries starting to wake up, right? Let's go to Sweden first. Here come the deportation.
Sweden, to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. There's a new word on the street, okay? they don't want to use deportation anymore.
They're saying remigration is what what they're now calling it. And there's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non-assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship.
So while the European establishment is going mad over German's AFD's electoral chances, some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise.
The current government announced yesterday. This is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution.
So as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state. So they're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden.
Isn't that the home of the WEF as well? No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay.
Yeah, Davos. They all look the same.
Oh, Sweden's the home of Switzerland. I don't know.
But Swedish people deserve their own country. I do.
Why shouldn't Swedish people have their own country? Why shouldn't French people deserve their own country i do why don't why shouldn't swedish people have their own country why shouldn't french people have their own country why shouldn't english why shouldn't spanish why shouldn't italian see that's diversity right right it's global no listen listen diversity is not what they say it is what they're trying to do is thing. All right.
They're trying to mix all these cultures and all these races to create diversity. That's not diversity when you go to France and it looks the same as Spain and it looks the same as Italy and it looks the same as Switzerland and it looks the same as Sweden and it looks the same as the United States of America.
That's not diversity. Diversity is I want to go to Europe and I want to experience French culture.
I want to experience Swedish culture. I want to experience Italian culture.
I want to experience American culture. All right.
We are being forced into the opposite of diversity through the efforts of these people. And then they call it diversity.
What's diverse about having all the people look the same that's not diverse right like diversity is not making a movie on netflix and all the characters being fucking one race it's not diversity okay removing certain fucking citizenships and certain cultures customs in the name of other people's customs is not diversity. That's elimination.
That's genocide. Okay.
And you don't think it's genocide. People don't think it is because they're not killing them.
But what they don't realize is they're interbreeding people so that in three generations, a Swedish person doesn't exist. And I'll be real.
Swedish people are pretty good looking. I like to look at Swedish people.
They got their own little vibe going on over there. All the women are beautiful.
All the men are tall and good looking dudes. They got their shit.
I would like to go to Sweden and visit Sweden. You understand? I want to go to Italy and see all the fucking Italians.
I want to go to France and see the French. That's what the fuck we're supposed to do.
If I wanted to see everybody else, I'd go to all these third world shitholes and go visit those places. We are not responsible to harbor all of these cultures at the expense of our own.
And that is fucking facts. And I don't give a fuck if someone calls it racist or whatever they call it.
Everybody has a right to their own place. They have their own place.
If they want to create prosperity, learn fucking economics, learn how to produce, learn how to farm, learn how to manufacture and export. Maybe we should create programs for that.
Oh, we already have done that. It doesn't work.
So fucking anybody who argues for this shit anywhere across the world should be required to have these people at least one family of these people living in your home otherwise you get no vote no say no opinion whatsoever unless you are actively taking care of one of these families otherwise shut the fuck up i think i think that's how you solve it but they won't do that no shit they won't nobody will it's only a good idea when it's not in your home or not in your neighborhood or not in your house and all of these rich motherfuckers live in fucking uh the you know switzerland and zurich and fucking davos and all these places where it's the most expensive place in the world to fucking live so they they protect it yes they protect themselves man bro these people are fucks that's so crazy but these people are fucks they're the only people in the world that want everybody else to fucking be weaker so they can be stronger that's really what it is i know that's really i know it is and you know the fucked up thing is on top of all of that you know it's like these countries you know obviously amer tried it. You know, it doesn't work too much because we have guns.
We are able to protect ourselves so far, you know, but they punish these people that are speak like, you know, that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit. Fucking Europe.
They're putting them in prison. Look, in Germany.
OK, so the AFD chapter in German City district, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one way deportation tickets. All right.
And now everybody's in a fucking meltdown. They're trying to fucking jail these people for this.
Um, this is crazy. So German elections there, there's coming up in February of this year.
Okay. Uh, all the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff.
There's the alternative for Germany party the afd um and they have started pushing out uh these flyers they look like this they're looking like this right and uh bro people i'm not gonna say people because i know the people of germany are with it because most likely afd is is gonna win the win the election right because again the people are fucked like fed up of the bullshit They're trying to jail these people right now the people that are part of AFD party They're trying to throw them in jail for doing this. You mean you mean you mean how they've been passing laws here where you can't can't criticize any sort of Jewish and Yeah, right.
We have anti-semitic speech laws in America. Hmm Think think about that we have no there's no other anti-laws like that you can say whatever you want but you can't criticize those people why is that why can't you just defend yourself right right it's a simple question it's a simple question well I'll tell you why because it's the same people that are advocating for this shit.
Well, and more, not even just advocating, Andy. I mean, you look at the shit that they do.
I mean, we're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our own government try to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it, a pass is built to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children.
145 pro-illegal alien Democrats vote no. How do you vote no to that? Because they're fucking beholden to the biggest PACs in the fucking whole entire world that fund their entire campaigns.
You've never heard of most of these people. Most of these people are no different than AOC.
They're regular fucking people who are stupid as fuck, who somebody grooms and finds and then finances their way into the political office. And luckily, that's going to slow down and slow down and slow down because of what's happening in this country.
But the reality is, is that this migration shit is always pushed by people who are either bought and paid for or people who are from ethnostate countries that don't want those people in their own country. It's sad.
Now, with all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out. It's not sad.
It needs to end. It needs to.
Yeah. Here's the other thing, too.
People are waking up to it. It's not going to be pretty, though.
And that's what people have to come to terms with. This shit't gonna be pretty um today donald trump president trump um i'm sure you saw this but he put in a national emergency today right that that just got put in um on the southern border and he did a couple of things with that he designated the cartel as a terrorist organization great right that opens up resources and other tools that we can use with those uh those people because the shit that they're doing is unreal.

On American soil.

Yeah. On American soil.
Yes.

Right? Fuck bro.

Start droning them man. Drone strike the

fuck out of these people. Fucking put them back into

fucking a thousand years before

Christ. We are invaded.

I mean there's a war happening in

our country. You gotta handle it.
But

he put this in and you know so

we'll see what happens with this.

You know but

Thank you. I mean, there's a war happening in our country.
You got to handle it. But he put this in.
And, you know, so we'll see what happens with this.

You know, but he did put it in.

So, I mean, it opens up money, all of that stuff.

Let's check the clip out from President Trump.

We will not forget our Constitution.

And we will not forget our God.

Can't do that.

Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders.

With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense. It's all about common sense.

First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border. The only people not standing.
Biden, Harris, and their spouses. And Barack Obama.
What's that tell you? That tells you they did it on fucking purpose, dude. Those people are fucking, dude, they're fucking traitors.
I'm going to tell you this, dude. It really is a good thing that I'm here behind a podcast microphone for a lot of people and not in that position.
He handles himself with much more discipline and much more fucking tact than I possibly could considering what these

people have done knowing what they've done

and maybe he'll do it his own way

and I hope he does

I fucking hope he does dude

yeah All illegal entry will immediately be halted, and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came.

We will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy.

I will end the practice of catch and release.

Thank you. I will end the practice of catch and release.

And I will send troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country.

Thank you. under the orders i signed today we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations why would we let fucking tens of millions of people in this country with no just men why would we do that i mean? I mean, look at this picture.
The Pope tried to, you know, after he made that speech, he takes this picture. There's one woman.
There's like 15 people in the picture. There's one woman.
Bro. Let them in.
And then you double up security. Like, come on, man.
Yeah. You know, people, like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty.
It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you pretty look at but you gotta get over it i think it'll be pretty yeah i mean it won't be palatable to some people it won't be palatable to the fucking white brunchers that's no for real it won't be palatable to them oh my god fucking they'll have aoc doing some drama piece bro listen we gotta quit having sympathy for people that shouldn't fucking be here we gotta quit having sympathy for criminals i don't give a shit what happened to someone 20 years ago that caused them to do the thing that fucking caused my family member to be dead now right we don't care okay this is absurd we're giving more leniency and more fucking care and more resource and more empathy to the fucking criminal element of this world than we are the good people who follow the rules and who do what they're supposed to do, who contribute and pay the tax that is then turned around and used against them to bring these criminal elements to them. It's fucking absurd and it needs to end and people need to start being fucking vocal about it.
And dude, I love what's happening in the country today. I'm ecstatic about what's happening in the country today.

But don't think for a fucking second

that we shouldn't be holding the Trump administration accountable

to follow through on all of this shit and clean this shit up.

Yeah, 100%, man.

I think he's pissed off and I think he's going to do it.

But if he doesn't do it, I hope the people who are like,

oh, daddy Trump, blah, blah, blah,

will be just as critical of Trump as they were of anybody else

for not following through.

I can promise you I will be.

100%.

The only thing I'll say on that, man, is like, you know,

And the people who were like oh daddy trump blah blah blah will be just as critical of trump as they were of anybody else for not following through i can promise you i will be 100 the only thing i'll say on that man is like you know because they asked him i think he has a chance to be the greatest fucking president ever in the history of fucking united states and i think he knows that and i think after he got shot he he really knows that and i hope he brings the motherfucking thunder on these people bro well i'll say this i mean it's very clear he's still holding his cards right because they're when he signed like one of the first uh when he was signing the nominations right and uh getting these people into his cabinet uh one of the journalists she tried to ask him like hey what do you think about you know biden's pardons and stuff he's like we're not gonna talk about that right now yeah like he's holding his cards yeah you know i'm saying listen dude we'll see when you have an illegitimate presidency your pardons don't fucking matter we'll see well guys it's time to get to our final

segment of the show as always

you got thumbs up or dumb

as fuck and

I brought two of our favorite things we like to

cover for these sections

it involves bears

and Indians

kind of Indians like Indian Indians

like Tonto no like Z-Shot

oh okay

like 7-Shine.

Oh, okay.

Like 7-Eleven.

Right, right.

Those guys.

Yeah.

Our favorite guys.

They're good people.

Yeah.

Good people.

Funny.

Funny.

Smart.

Hardworking.

Yeah.

And apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields.

So our thumbs up or dumbest fuck headline reads, fed up farmers in India have

Let's go. and apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields.
So our thumbs up or dumbest fuck headline reads fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys.
Stealing all the crops. They got monkey problems and all you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear dress up like a bear to get rid of those that monkey infestation you got yep dude yep yep

dude we're not gonna be able to do this one

it's fine it's fine

it's not fine

well I mean they've had to resort to this

it's fine what caused them to resort to this. It's fine.
What caused them to resort to it? Well, listen, let's dive into this. Let's dive into it.
Let's try it. All right.
Let's get into it. All right.
So farmers have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops. The farmers, based in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month.
Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear. You think they're washing it between turds? Oh, fuck No.
Oh, no, no. You got it.
No, you got to keep, you got to keep the, uh, you got to keep the, the sense, the musk, the musk. So the monkeys know.
Yeah. It's a real bear.
It builds up. That's right.
Right. You can't watch it.
Fucking around. You can't watch it.
Real Indian bear. Well, so fun fact, I didn't even know India had bears.
I didn't either. I had no

idea. I just found out

10 minutes ago. Yeah, I thought

they were scared because they're something they've never

seen before. But they actually do exist.

This is the picture of

an Indian sloth bear.

Yeah. Okay, but yeah, so the farmers, they've

been putting their money together, working as a

community. It's a lot of them in those

communities that money together working as a community um you know it's a lot of them in those communities that work work together i don't get it so it's not hard to come together and you know get up five bucks for our outfit um so uh i have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume.

Here's the picture.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

That's not real.

That's all you need.

What is on his face?

That's the mask.

It looks like some Hills Am I shit, bro.

That looks like a fucking C-grade Hollywood horror movie horror movie that that looks like if shane gillis was a bear bro that looks like fucking uh what's that what's that fucking movie it's the hills have eyes yeah that looks like one of the people yeah it, it does. But apparently it works.
It works. So, you know, these monkeys have been a problem.
So if you guys have a monkey problem at home. Just get a bear costume.
Just get a bear costume. Apparently it does work.
Keep the monkeys away from your shit. Yep.
They won't steal anything. Bro, you're so racist

what no brother listen this is groundbreaking shit they're doing it over there i'm sure it'll work everywhere bro some of those monkeys are get mean though are you seeing the videos that like snatching the kids and shit like stealing their purses and stuff wait

snatching their purses and stuff? Like inviting you. Oh, wait.
Wait. Snatching the purses.
No, it's real stuff. No, I swear to God.
The next thing you're going to say, they're carjacking people, bro. What's wrong with you? No, listen.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait so you're telling me to not get to wear a bear costume so i don't get carjacked oh my god bro no bro you guys have seen the clips okay where like the tourists is like like china has this problem bad too right like little bamboos and stuff they'd be stealing like if you're a tourist you know they come up and try to take pictures and the fucking monkeys like beat the shit out of them and steal their stuff so just wear a bear caster and get them right it's working here I mean it's working in India is it working apparently I mean they.
You know, the monkeys see the... This is a picture of the monkeys in the field.
And they see that. They see that.
They take one look. Like, nope, don't want none of that.
And apparently... I don't want none of that either.
Yeah. So, yeah.
Indian farmers. Fixing shit.
You know what I'm saying? Innovation.

A for effort. Solving serious problems.

It's a real problem.

What we got?

What we got on this? I say thumbs up for

innovation. Yeah.
Listen,

they got to protect their stuff.

They got to protect their stuff. I will say this though.

The mask, now that I'm looking at the bear picture again,

the actual bear picture, you got the ears right. Go back.
The ears are right. Sort of.
But I mean everything else is bad. But hey for effort man.
Hey for effort. I give a thumbs up.
I like it. For what? I mean if it solves a problem.
What problem is it solving? The monkey stealing stealing the props the monkey infestation you

know usually you know usually historically you know i give a thumbs up for innovation