831. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Sits Down With Hannity, ICE Arrests Illegal Migrants & Agency Caught Deploying Sneaky Tactics

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Speaker 1 What is up, guys? It's Andy Prissela. And this is the show for the realists.
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today

Speaker 1 we have Andy and DJ dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do we're just gonna get right into it man don't forget to pay the fee share the show don't be a hoe share the show all right what's up

Speaker 1 shortest intro ever 22 seconds

Speaker 1 that's pretty short donald trump is your president people a bro people be getting mad people get a little people mad it's not many of them though right no because everybody has come to their senses except the literally mentally ill people i feel like it's the same amount of people that are that are mad that were mad in like 2020.

Speaker 1 You know what I think? You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. Yeah, I agree.
That's what I think. I agree.
I like seeing them mad. Yeah.
Well, you know what? I figured out about myself.

Speaker 1 I've always tried to be this nice person and make everybody like me.

Speaker 1 And I've just figured out I'm a natural villain.

Speaker 1 I am. It's easier for me to be the villain.
People want to fucking hate me.

Speaker 1 So I'll fuck it. Fuck you.
You enjoy watching Pain and Suffolk. No, I've just accepted.
I've accepted it now. Yeah.
Bro, I used to be. People fucking always trying to tear me down and

Speaker 1 fuck with me and shit. And now I'm just like, you know what? I get it.
Fuck you. Bro, when I was younger, you know, like those

Speaker 1 2 a.m. commercials and shit would come on when like the Feed the Children commercials come on, I'd laugh.
You know what I'm saying? So I kind of understand where you're coming from.

Speaker 1 What were you laughing about?

Speaker 1 Like the fact that I had food.

Speaker 1 Dude, that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That's fucking wrong. You just said the same thing.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 I said I'm just accepting that I'm the villain. I didn't say I was actually going to be it.
I know. But like, you get like.
That's actual village shit.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying I'm accepting the perception, right? I read the comments on some of these clips that go viral, and I'm like, holy shit, man.

Speaker 1 When I was young, y'all motherfuckers don't like me very much. I'm like, all right.

Speaker 1 You know, fucking say something on the show, get yelled at. Everybody hates you.
They want to take all your shit. Well, then, fuck off.
I get it. No, I'd be this.

Speaker 1 Same, same. I get it.

Speaker 1 Little kids starve. That's all the same.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude. I'll be eating a bag of Cheerios or some shit.
Nah!

Speaker 1 bro.

Speaker 1 You weren't even having Cheerios. We didn't have shit.
You didn't have Cheerios. I was almost there.
You didn't have Cheerios. You had like the fuck, whatever.
Yeah, fruit circles.

Speaker 1 Yeah, fruit circles. Yeah, fruit circles.
Yeah, bro. I mean, I had them.
They didn't. You know what I'm saying? Like, it is what the fuck it is.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I thought, listen, I thought we'd be invulnerable.
You're talking about.

Speaker 1 I'm just you motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm saying something different than you're saying.

Speaker 1 But that's okay. Same saying.

Speaker 1 What's going on, man? We got a lot of stuff to cover, guys.

Speaker 1 Dude, plethora. Some girth today.
Man, there's a lot going on. There's a lot going on.
We're going to cover just about all of it. All right.

Speaker 1 Let's get this cruise

Speaker 1 on the road here. I wanted to bring up something.
I got a couple of things for you. But first, you know, that TikTok situation is interesting, right? Is it still going?

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah. Is it still up? Well, kind of.
If you had it, it is.

Speaker 1 If you didn't have it, it's not. So you can't go get it.
You can't go download it, right? Really? And, you know, us, you know, this country, it's America. It's a great country, right?

Speaker 1 People do some wild shit, and I guess it all results to capitalism, right? Go capitalism. Bro, people are selling their fucking phones on eBay with the TikTok app.

Speaker 1 Still downloaded on their phones right now.

Speaker 1 And I'm not talking like just for a little bit. How much? Well,

Speaker 1 let's dive into it.

Speaker 1 Some iPhones with the TikTok app, which is currently unavailable in the Apple and Google App Stores, are fetching big bucks on eBay in the wake of the video sharing app's brief ban in the United States.

Speaker 1 Some iPhone owners who didn't delete the app are now selling their devices on eBay, with some asking thousands of dollars for the phones.

Speaker 1 At least two iPhones listed as containing the app were sold after being listed for $10,000.

Speaker 1 But But it was unclear what sum was actually paid by the buyers as completed listings note best offer accepted. One iPhone 15 was sold after two bids for a price of $3,100, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm going to sell my phone. Yeah.
Without anything deleted off of it. All the pictures.
All the pictures, everything.

Speaker 1 What are you going to ask me? $10 million. Okay.

Speaker 1 You wire me $10 million. You can have my fucking phone with all the shit on it.
Do whatever you want with it. Damn.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's too. That's

Speaker 1 million that's a little low yeah i need 100.

Speaker 1 we can negotiate somewhere between 10 and 100 yeah bro that big eight listen yeah hunter biden's phone got got got sold and he ate his shit out of it he got the rumor of having a huge dick yeah that's about it yeah you gotta be eight man

Speaker 1 someone pays gonna be andy's rumor

Speaker 1 well if i was afraid i wouldn't be selling it

Speaker 1 i'm just saying get paid a whole bunch of money and start some good rumors about yourself. That sounds like a good deal.
It's a win-win. Yeah.
It's a win-win. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 People are selling their fucking phones, man. Some, apparently, there's some that are out there going up to $35,000, bro.
$35,000. Motherfucker, $35,000.
It's $35 million then. Yeah, bro.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 What do you think is a fair price? What do you think I should take to shave my beard? Ooh. For charity.
Ooh.

Speaker 1 Five million. Five million.
I think if we raised five million, I'd fucking I'd do it. Yeah, five million dollars.
For charity? For charity. Now, which charity? The Andy Forsella World Fund.

Speaker 1 The Andy, the Forcella Foundation, like the Clinton Foundation.

Speaker 1 Bro, that's what all these fuckers do. Yeah.
Oh, and then we can use that money to go to the fucking starving children I laughed at. Yeah.
It gets to a full circle. Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 That's what these fuckers do. They start some sort of foundation.
They buy like a couple planes on it. They employ all the people they know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's totally legit. And destroy the fucking world.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know, man. I just thought this was interesting, man.

Speaker 1 That people are doing that wild shit, man. It's wild.
But I got something else. We got a segment we have bringing back.

Speaker 1 You know, since the start of this new year,

Speaker 1 that might be racist.

Speaker 1 It might be.

Speaker 1 That might be racist. Wait, so you're going to run this segment, huh?

Speaker 1 Am I not qualified? Fuck.

Speaker 1 No, I think you are.

Speaker 1 I think you are. I think you're the qualified, most qualified in the room.
Yeah, we got that might be racist, guys. We got a video here that has come in.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Now, I don't want to give too much backstory. I just want first impressions.
I want a raw,

Speaker 1 genuine, you know, first impression of this video. So, so here, here is the video.
Here is the video.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? House TV.

Speaker 1 Is that Missouri?

Speaker 1 Which one are you?

Speaker 1 Which one are you, bro? I was the last one of them. That's you and your homies.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Squad pulling up.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 So for those of you. Is this real? This is fucking real.
This is real. For those of you on audio,

Speaker 1 this is a a video of the kkk apparently yeah the fucking cruise ship uh so it's a cruise ship company um

Speaker 1 and these are uh employees of the cruise ship okay they're workers like you know uh you know house cleaning staff and stuff like that they're they're in these all white uniforms uh with some interesting tops um on on their heads now the cruise company uh made a statement okay They said that the workers were dressed up, dressed as upside-down snow cones.

Speaker 1 Upside down snow cones during a Christmas themed event on the Pacific Explorer voyage from Melbourne to Hobart in December. Okay.

Speaker 1 Dude, have you seen that fucking video? Have you seen that video of all the black people on the cruise and they're all dancing? Yeah, they're having a good time.

Speaker 1 And there's like two white people and they're over the corner.

Speaker 1 They're like, they're like, fuck, I guess we should like bounce a little bit or something.

Speaker 1 They didn't quite know what to do. So they started doing something.

Speaker 1 Is this the retaliation for that video?

Speaker 1 Like, dude, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Imagine having to be the PR for this company.

Speaker 1 What are we going to say? Tell them snow cones. Upside down snow cones.
Upside down snow cones.

Speaker 1 dude well well so there was a little bit longer of a statement that came out there was a spokeswoman her name's uh

Speaker 1 uh lean scrivens okay she is the spokeswoman for pno cruises australia she says quote we regret if a recent incident on a pacific explorer cruise offended any guest um

Speaker 1 The cleaning crew had never heard of the KKK organization before the incident.

Speaker 1 No one can seriously think that was their intention.

Speaker 1 Now, again, upside-down snow cones is what they got.

Speaker 1 How does that relate to Christmas? I have no fucking idea. Yeah, legal.
That's a lie. Now, I think here's the worst part about it, bro.
They dressed up as KKK on a massive boat.

Speaker 1 I think that might.

Speaker 1 Where are all black people?

Speaker 1 They were still downstairs.

Speaker 1 That might be racist. Fun fact, KKK was founded in Tennessee, 1865.
A little history knowledge there for you. But, I mean, I don't know, Andy.

Speaker 1 I don't know either, man. That might be pretty racist.

Speaker 1 It's one of the more racist things I've seen on the show. That's saying something.
Now, next time, yeah, next time I say we go without the mask, next time we're going full regalia.

Speaker 1 I'll wear my red one next time, bro. It's so bad.
Oh, fuck, dude. Bro, they had like a little leader there in the red, wouldn't they? Oh, they did.
They did. That's the fucking grand wizard.

Speaker 1 Bro, Grand Wizard Claws. Bro.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Bro.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's just funny looking at. Like, who the fuck thinks has a good idea? But see, and there's going to be some fucking idiots.
See, it does fucking exist.

Speaker 1 Bro, I saw this already on the comments and people were like, duh, the white people are getting pretty bold. They're right.

Speaker 1 They're getting pretty bold. First of all, they're all Mexicans.
First of all, motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 That's like six people. That's like six motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What'd you say? They're all Mexicans. Are they? Probably.
I mean, you know, so I don't know. Probably don't say that.
I don't know. It might be bad.

Speaker 1 You were going to say something about them cleaning or something, weren't you? Yeah, you were.

Speaker 1 It's all right. We were all taking it.

Speaker 1 Bro, the oh man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It looks like they got a little KKK patch on their outfit. So they got something there.
Yeah, man. They're lying.
I know where they order those from. I think that's the actual KKK on a cruise.

Speaker 1 It might be, bro.

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 there's no black people in sight in this video. Well, it's Australia.
Australia don't have black people? No. They don't? No, they have Aboriginals.

Speaker 1 They keep them in the Outback. They keep them on the Outback.
That's where that term came from. What? Outback.
The Outback.

Speaker 1 Not the Steakhouse.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's go.
I don't know if that's true or not. I'm just moving on.
Bullshit. Moving on.
That might be racist. I'd say that it could be.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, tell us down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our cruise.
Got a lot of interesting stuff to cover. If you want to see.

Speaker 1 Did you ask them where they got their outfits? No, I know exactly where they got them. Where did they get them?

Speaker 1 The same place I got mine.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't give up my forking my source, man. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 But if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can find them all linked there.
With that being said, let's dive into headline number one.

Speaker 1 Headline number one reads. Trump says, U.S.
problems all solvable in first interview since returning to the White House as president sits down with Sean Hannity.

Speaker 1 All right. So, a lot of interesting things have happened.
We're going to kind of break this up over the episode here.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I don't know if you've seen clips from the interview.

Speaker 1 Hannity's starting to piss me off a little bit.

Speaker 1 You know, no offense, but he's just not my cup of tea, bro. Bro, he's such a fucking typical rhino warmongering fucking Republican weirdo.

Speaker 1 You know, and then he talks about his Krav Maga and all this shit, like he's some kind of hard ass. Like, bro, you're 150 years old.
You say the same shit every day.

Speaker 1 And I can appreciate some of the shit you say because, you know, I'm not, you're not some communist leftist weirdo, but like, fuck, dude. Like, he's a, he's, he's a warmonger.
He's just weird.

Speaker 1 He wants war. He wants, you know, he wants to, it's just, yeah, it gets old.
It gets very old.

Speaker 1 Now, a lot of things have changed.

Speaker 1 Also, too, like, if you go to whitehouse.com, they've completely revamped that entire site. Have you seen the new video that pops up when you go to White House? Let's check this clip out real quick.

Speaker 1 So, you go to whitehouse.gov,

Speaker 1 you're going to be shown this clip here.

Speaker 1 It's fucking badass.

Speaker 1 That's fucking sick. Yeah.
That's fucking sick. That's what it should be.
It's sick. It should be some badass shit.

Speaker 1 Our last one was a bunch of fucking dudes dressed up as chicks figuring out like where their fucking city if they should cut their dicks off or something like you know oh diversity you're right shut the up right that's how it should be it's badass american power eagles i'm jets bro helicopters sick donald trump i give it to him yeah it's badass that was pretty nice new logo looks good too wave wait the the it makes the old logo look like

Speaker 1 this looks good that looks great looks good donald trump's got an eye for cool bro. That's why his brands are so strong.
They are. He's a good branding guy.
They definitely are.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so that now you got the first interview, okay, in the White House, first sit-down with President Trump, and it's Sean Hannity.

Speaker 1 Now, they had a very interesting exchange, and I want to show you guys why I thought that Hannity was sub-par. I feel like they could have done somebody better, honestly.

Speaker 1 Fuck, Dana Bush might have done better. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But they had a little interesting exchange here. Let's check this out.

Speaker 2 A bunch of losers. Joe Biden has very bad advisors.

Speaker 2 Somebody advised Joe Biden

Speaker 2 to give pardons to everybody but him. They wanted to take the economy.
Yeah, but you're not. They wanted to.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 They're yelling at him.

Speaker 2 This is more important because right now the economy is going to do great.

Speaker 1 I want to know. I'm here, so the economy.

Speaker 2 But you have to understand. He had bad advisors on almost everything.

Speaker 2 It's like in the old days when the Secretary of State said he never made a correct decision on foreign policy. Joe Biden got very bad advice.

Speaker 1 He went through.

Speaker 1 Simply cut him off there.

Speaker 1 Specifically talking about Biden's pardon and why he didn't pardon him. First of all,

Speaker 1 these reporters have gotten so comfortable

Speaker 1 talking to the president and the president's people, interrupting them and all this shit.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, ask the question and shut the fuck up. Okay, you're Sean Hannity, bro.
You're on fucking TV. Who gives a fuck? I know 50 motherfuckers that get more views than you on the fucking internet.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up when he's talking. I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 And I love that Trump's starting to tell them to shut the fuck up. Well, you know what it is? It's because they haven't had a chance to do interviews in the last four fucking.

Speaker 1 Well, it's not even just their manner. It's not just that, bro.
They don't have to respect the previous administration. And I hope Trump continues to put these fucking journalists in their place.

Speaker 1 You're a fucking reporter. Okay.
You ain't shit.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 You know, like, that's it. No, he's called him out a few times, too.
Like, I know there was one exchange. I forget who it was, but he was like,

Speaker 1 I'm talking. Yeah.
I mean, stop interrupting me. It's rude.
It's fucking rude. And, like, I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 Bro, I guarantee you, motherfuckers don't interrupt Putin. Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no shit. Because they get taken out back.
Get the fucking head chopped off.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Fucking some journalism tool bag major. Right.

Speaker 1 It's weird.

Speaker 1 But, you know, I thought this little exchange was weird because Trump was, what Trump was trying to talk about was, you know, they're friends too. You know that.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But what Trump was trying to talk about was like, why?

Speaker 1 You know, he pardoned all these people. He didn't pardon himself.
And Hannity immediately wanted to get off that conversation. Yeah.
It's like, why would you want to get off that conversation?

Speaker 1 No, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
It was just interesting. Because these guys are all pushing agendas, bro.
They're bought and paid for.

Speaker 1 Why did Tucker Carlson get fired for telling the fucking truth?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, Hannity could pretend all he wants, but someone who,

Speaker 1 the people who sign his checks own his ass. That's it.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's good to see that Trump is back in and he's handling these people like he should.

Speaker 1 And he has not stopped calling out some people either.

Speaker 1 He also sent a message to Davos. So Davos, they're convening right now.
Trump unleashes on Bank of America CEO to his face for blocking his supporters using his bank.

Speaker 1 And I didn't even know this was a big deal. Apparently, it's a pretty fucking big deal.

Speaker 1 President Donald Trump attacked Bank of America for failing to lend to conservatives during a sudden attack in his live stream speech to execs and elites in Davos.

Speaker 1 The unexpected blast came in an angry video appearance where Trump vowed to slap tariffs on countries that don't manufacture inside the U.S. and demanded OPEC lower oil prices.

Speaker 1 Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 3 And by the way, speaking of you, and you've done a fantastic job, but I hope you start opening your bank to conservatives because many conservatives complain that the banks are not allowing them to do business within the bank, and that included a place called Bank of America.

Speaker 3 They don't take conservative business, and I don't know if the regulators mandated that because of Biden or what, but you and Jamie and everybody, I hope you're going to open your banks to conservatives because what you're doing is wrong.

Speaker 1 You saw our Jamie Dimon. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Mr. President, I will say that your friend Gianni said hello, told me to tell you hello, and we look forward to sponsoring the World Cup when it comes both this summer for the club and next year.

Speaker 4 So thank you for getting after the United States.

Speaker 1 Said nothing on what Trump said, though. He said, I mean, that's a diversion there, right? Listen, these people are scared shitless.
Yeah, bro. Okay.

Speaker 1 They all know. This is why you see all these people getting behind him.
You see the open AI guys. You got fucking all the billionaires who put money against him.

Speaker 1 All these guys are falling in line now because they're afraid of what he's going to do. And I don't think Trump's going to fall for them falling in line.
I think their true colors have been shown.

Speaker 1 They counted on the fact that they believed that Trump was done and not coming back and they were getting rid of him for good.

Speaker 1 If we remember back in 2019, 2020 when the election was coming up, how confident these people were about him not getting back in office. I don't know if you remember that.
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 1 Remember them being on TV and they would say, there's no way Trump's going to be doing this. No change.
It's not happening.

Speaker 1 It's not going to happen this time because they all knew and they were all in and they were all aware of what was going on and now we see all these dudes falling in line

Speaker 1 uh you know people like to be on the winning side and hopefully uh it's remembered where they were when things got really bad because that's generally the people's character you find out people's character when things get hard and when things get rough and when there's hard decisions to make and a lot of these guys you know

Speaker 1 at the at the very top of capitalists, which is an argument that, you know, socialists make, which I actually think they're right about.

Speaker 1 A lot of these guys at the top of the game in capitalism are greedy and they are unethical and they don't have standards and they don't have integrity and they will do whatever they need to do to make more money.

Speaker 1 They're slaves to the money. And I don't believe in that kind of capitalism.
I believe in ethical capitalism.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I think you're seeing the slithering, slimy, you know, underbelly of what

Speaker 1 the very, very, very wealthiest people uh live in it's cutthroat it really is it's not it's not um

Speaker 1 it's not mutually beneficial that's not how business is done at the highest level at the highest level business is

Speaker 1 how can i figure out how to this guy and that's what these people do and

Speaker 1 unfortunately it's reality have you uh because like i said on the bank of america thing i haven't heard much about that

Speaker 1 you know you got insides you got friends have been affected by that i mean yeah i've heard of a few people who were who had their accounts frozen. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. You know, they didn't fuck with mine.
I have plenty of accounts at that bank and they were great to me. So, you know, I'm one of the most outspoken people in the world.
It's true.

Speaker 1 So they treated me fairly and they treated me good, but I have heard that happening to other people, but it was just hearsay. I didn't, I wasn't able to confirm it.
I don't know how true it is.

Speaker 1 And it seemed weird to me that they were getting their shit messed with, but they didn't mess with mine. Right.
You know what I mean? Like if anybody's shit should have been fucked with.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not being full of money.
So like, I don't, I don't know how much, how much, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know how much that the truth there is to that because I, I have people that are high up at that bank that I know very well.

Speaker 1 And I asked them directly about that. And they were like, what are you talking about? So I think there's a lot of shit going around that might not be true.
Well, it could be like

Speaker 1 geographical too, right? Like, I mean, we're in Missouri, right? Like, our people are pretty decent here, but like, I don't know what it's like in LA or California or New York, for example.

Speaker 1 Well, and the people I heard getting their

Speaker 1 accounts messed with, these are not like powerful, wealthy people. I mean, these are people that, I mean, they're not broke, but

Speaker 1 they don't have hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. Right.
You know what I mean? So

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know.
It's interesting, man. Other stuff that's been going on, most recently, I want to push our attention to.

Speaker 1 You got hundreds of J Sixers have been released and pardoned.

Speaker 1 This is causing a little bit of an uproar

Speaker 1 to the tune of almost, I think, over 1,500 people. Good.

Speaker 1 Hundreds of Donald Trump supporters who have been serving prison sentences for participating in the J6 2021 attack on the U.S.

Speaker 1 Capitol were freed on Tuesday after the new president pardoned more than 1,500 people, including some who assaulted police officers.

Speaker 1 The Federal Bureau of Prisons said 211 people have been released from federal facilities following Trump's order.

Speaker 1 Trump's sweeping pardon, which went further than his allies had signaled they expected, drew condemnation from police who battled the mob, their families and lawmakers, including some of the president's fellow Republicans.

Speaker 1 1,500? Yeah, 1,500 times.

Speaker 1 How many people were released from prison during COVID that were violent offenders? Right. In the state of California or state of Pennsylvania or state of New Jersey? Right.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Nobody wants to talk about that. Nobody's even brought it up.
Make our community safer, right? Nobody's brought it up. Remember when they emptied the prisons because of COVID?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And what happened to the crime rates? And that was on all levels, federal, state, and local.
Yeah. What happened to the crime rates in this country after they did that? Right.

Speaker 1 What's the crime been like the last three, four, four years?

Speaker 1 Okay. So I don't want to hear a fucking word about patriotic Americans.
First of all, 1,500 being arrested. Like, there was probably like five that should have been arrested.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Right.

Speaker 1 They started arresting people. Those were FBI agents.

Speaker 1 I know. They started arresting people for being there.
Right. For being in the vicinity.
That's right.

Speaker 1 Those people should all be paid millions of dollars. Like, I don't even know what it should be.
Like,

Speaker 1 it's fucked up. And then you don't hear anybody say shit about, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, I don't even know what the, I can't even wrap my mind around what these people are if they're not like literal hardcore communists that meet together and, you know, in fucking.

Speaker 1 gymnasiums or something somewhere.

Speaker 1 I don't fucking know because like you can't tell me that you're upset about 1,500 patriotic Americans who were walking through open doors of the Capitol that were opened by law enforcement and just they were let in.

Speaker 1 Right. Okay.

Speaker 1 And then act like

Speaker 1 the thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of inmates that were released during COVID that were violent offenders and you don't care about that? Right. Like you dude, it's bullshit.

Speaker 1 And like these people are, I don't, I can't understand. Like, how could you logically

Speaker 1 you can't logically think that that one is okay and one is not okay unless you just have an agenda to destroy the country. And that's your fucking whole goal.

Speaker 1 And unfortunately, I think that's what we're dealing with. I think we're dealing with a large segment of our elected population,

Speaker 1 of our elected officials and a small segment of the population who want to see America burn. They want to see it burn.

Speaker 1 Because you can't be upset about

Speaker 1 this and not be upset about these other things logically. You just can't.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They can't. Yeah, 100%.
Well, I was also seeing some stuff.

Speaker 1 I was unable to truly confirm it, but I was seeing something about some of these locations, these federal facilities and the state facilities.

Speaker 1 They were not, like, they were trying to block the release on some of these people. coming out.
I wasn't able to really verify that.

Speaker 1 I saw some, you know, here's and there's talking about it, but was unable to confirm that. So I don't really know.

Speaker 1 But I do know that nothing happens quickly, right? Like even though the executive order comes down, there's there's still a process of release and process to actually get them out.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? So give us some days. Should be fine.

Speaker 1 Well, I heard, I was told that the reason that they were delaying the release of some of these J6 prisoners is because of the poor health conditions that they've been.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, those people would definitely deserve some millions. Well, I mean, dude, that's what I've heard that from people that would know.

Speaker 1 And I've also heard that these people were abused and potentially tortured in this situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Geez, man.

Speaker 1 There's going to be a lot that comes out on this, dude. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I hope so.

Speaker 1 Another stuff going on.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 this one's interesting. This is a new report coming out because there was a lot of pardons that Biden did push out.

Speaker 1 I feel like he definitely missed some. And it's going to be interesting to see what happens in here, especially like when we talk about the shit like insider trading.

Speaker 1 I always like to give these updates, Nancy Pelosi, right? Nancy Pelosi's husband made $38 million worth of stock trades in the weeks, in weeks leading up to Trump inauguration.

Speaker 1 $38 million fucking dollars in weeks. They shouldn't even have $38 million.

Speaker 1 No, that's that's my like how? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, obviously we know how, but I'm saying like, like, it makes no sense to me that you're a public servant supposed to be representing your people and you're just fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 It doesn't make sense to you because you're not a shitbag. No, thanks.
It makes sense to people who seek these positions of power to exploit. That's why they do it.

Speaker 1 You know why they hold on until they're 85 years old? Because, bro, they understand what they're gaining from it. Yeah, keep squeezing the arm.
That's right. Fuck.

Speaker 1 That's an insane amount of fucking money, man. Yeah, they should be in prison.
And unfortunately, they're so old that it's not going to matter anyway. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, other big changes that have also happened, too. Did you hear about Trump canceling the security clearances? Yeah.
Of those spies spies who lied? It was 51 total.

Speaker 1 He did cancel them, cancel all of them. Good.
Well, you're going to have some crybabies.

Speaker 1 Whiney, ex-CIA chief behind infamous spies who lied, a Hunter Biden letter, makes pathetic claim after Trump Yanks' security clearance. So this is the former CIA director, John Brennan.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He had something very interesting to say, and I want you to watch this clip. He did an interview with MSNBC.

Speaker 1 Let's check out.

Speaker 5 The only reason why I still had a security clearance, as I have for the past number of years since I left government service, was for the benefit of the government, so that if the CIA or another government agency wanted to call me in to discuss a classified matter, they could do that.

Speaker 5 And so it was really for the government's benefit.

Speaker 5 It was to facilitate those classified discussions with myself, as well as with former directors, as well as other former members of the intelligence community that had those clearances.

Speaker 5 So again, yesterday's EO is bizarre, among many bizarre executive orders that he had signed out.

Speaker 5 And as you pointed out, he misrepresented the facts in that executive order because it said that we had suggested that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation. No, we said it was

Speaker 5 hallmarks of Russian information operations, including the dumping of accurate information, which is what we said in that letter. So again, this was just

Speaker 5 his effort to try to get back at those individuals who have criticized him openly and publicly in the past, and I think very legitimately.

Speaker 1 That's what it was. He misrepresented what actually happened in the letter.
Listen,

Speaker 1 these people

Speaker 1 take your money and figure out how to steal it. And then, when you say something about it, they put you in jail.
Right.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Or if you say, I'm not paying it anymore, they put you in jail.

Speaker 1 Or if you make too much noise, they put you in jail. What about that is free?

Speaker 1 You see? Yeah, right. So

Speaker 1 these people deserve whatever the fuck they deserve way worse than what I think he's going to do to them. And

Speaker 1 I don't even understand the point. Like, why even, bro, you leave the government, you shouldn't have your security clearance.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, what he's saying, like, that would be like if I resigned as chairman of the board, right? And I knew all this shit.

Speaker 1 And the new chairman comes in. And he wants to call me and say, hey, what about this and this and this?

Speaker 1 I should have the ability to discuss that so that it helps them. That's what he's saying.
Yeah, no, but they don't, they, dude, you can't tell me

Speaker 1 that your corrupt fucking ass is the only one with the information to save fucking America after you've done so much to destroy it. Right.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. They're not using it for that.
You know what I'm saying? And my thing is, you should have the fucking influence with that clearance. And that's where it gets abused.

Speaker 1 Like, there's no rebro, you were fucking retired for fucking 15 years. You know what I'm saying? And yet we're supposed to be relying.
Like, no, no. I'm sorry.
I'm not with that shit.

Speaker 1 Get him out of there. All those people should be kicked out.
Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 That being said, let's go check this chat out, shall we? The chat. Let's go cruise the comments.

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Speaker 1 Best part of any of these shows is DJ's Windex squirt bottle laugh.

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They are the funniest.

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Speaker 1 You know, yeah, I mean, listen,

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And people underneath were like, that's racist.

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Who wrote that one? Who put that in the show? Z Sean.

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And he put it like that. Are you guys feeling like that? You guys not feeling loved?

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We got headline number two.

Speaker 1 Moment we've been waiting for.

Speaker 1 It has begun.

Speaker 1 It has begun. ICE arrest.
Irate Haitian gang member. Murder and rape suspects in Boston.
Fuck Trump. Biden forever.
It's starting. It's fucking beautiful, too.

Speaker 1 I fucking love it. I love it.
Now, and I'll say this too. I didn't, you know, I know they're just getting started, right? But like, it honestly doesn't look that bad.

Speaker 1 I thought it was going to be a bad thing. Oh, bro.
You should be watching their stations.

Speaker 1 They're putting like the crying. I'm going to see you again.
Yes.

Speaker 1 They're putting like the crying migrants on the fucking top. Bro, who gives a fuck?

Speaker 1 Not me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 Cry me a motherfucking River. Yeah, man.
I fucking love it.

Speaker 1 I did think it was going to look worse, but it's not bad, bro. It's palatable still.
You know what I'm saying? Now I'm sure it will get there, you know, hopefully.

Speaker 1 But for now, it's palatable still.

Speaker 1 Immigration and customs enforcement officers hit the ground running this week, arresting multiple violent offenders in sanctuary cities, including a hostile Haitian gang member with a lengthy rap sheet who said, quote, ain't going back to Haiti and raged, fuck Trump Biden forever.

Speaker 1 ICE officers in Boston made eight noteworthy arrests, including multiple MS-13 gang members, murder and rape suspects, and the Haitian gang member with 18 recent convictions, according to Fox News, who wrote along with ICE Haitians for the arrests.

Speaker 1 Check this clip out.

Speaker 6 I'm not going back to Haiti.

Speaker 7 One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti. ICE says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years.

Speaker 6 Trump,

Speaker 7 ICE Boston quickly takes down its next targets, including this illegal alien from Brazil, who has an Interpol Red Notice for armed robbery.

Speaker 7 This Salvadoran illegal alien charged locally with rape and released by a sanctuary jurisdiction.

Speaker 7 And this Dominican illegal alien charged with assault with a deadly weapon and heroin trafficking. Officers also arrested this Guatemalan MS-13 gang member facing gun charges.

Speaker 7 ICE says he was released from local custody just the day before. Their detainer request was ignored because of sanctuary policies.

Speaker 7 And in a sign of shifting priorities with the new Trump administration, this man, who was in the same apartment as the target, was also arrested after ICE determined he's also in the U.S. illegally.

Speaker 7 This is what ICE calls collateral.

Speaker 1 It's It's awesome. Yeah, I mean, it's awesome, except there's fucking 16, 17 million of these people, and they arrested 300 yesterday and they're acting like they did something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the standard like going rate per day of arrests that they make anyway. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 how many years is that going to take to get rid of 17 million people? Got to move faster. Need a little bit more.
Yeah, for sure. For sure.

Speaker 1 Like I said, this is palatable.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting for the shit that ain't going to be palatable. I mean, dude, if you just do that math,

Speaker 1 you asking me to do math? Oh.

Speaker 1 So, you know, that don't work out well for me.

Speaker 1 At that rate, it takes 155 fucking years. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Yes. No.
Yes. No.
155 years to get rid of the people that Biden let in. Fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so they better figure it out. And no, you know, that's not the cops' fault.
That's

Speaker 1 that's something the military is going to have to get involved in. Well, it's logistics, right? I mean, it's a logistical thing, right? And, like, I mean, here's the other piece of this, too:

Speaker 1 you know, is that you got some of these states and some of these sanctuary cities not playing ball and trying to fucking hardball federal orders. People go to prison forever.

Speaker 1 That's what they need to do. They should go to prison for life.
Illinois and Chicago defy federal deportation and reject effort by Alderman Raymond Lopez to assist. So listen to this shit.

Speaker 1 Illinois has been passing state laws in the last few years that not only protect illegal immigrants, but help them avoid detection altogether.

Speaker 1 This month, House Bill 5164 passed both houses of Illinois Congress and is now awaiting signature from Governor J.B. Pritzker.
The bill addresses resident name change.

Speaker 1 It lowers the residency requirement from six months to three and allows petitioners to keep these name,

Speaker 1 keep these name change documents from being public in the case that it can cause hardship or harm. The petitioners would also be able to keep address information from becoming public.

Speaker 1 The bill would be applicable for criminal offenders as well.

Speaker 1 To me,

Speaker 1 that's treason.

Speaker 1 It's treason. Now, introducing to the conversation here, we got Alderman Raymond Lopez.
That's just this guy. So that's Tom Holman.
And then that's an Alderman from Chicago, Alderman Raymond Lopez.

Speaker 1 Now, he's trying to help. He's trying to help.
Yeah, he's trying to help Holman get this done. Exactly.
Good American, right? And I don't know much about this guy.

Speaker 1 I was doing a little dive on him, right? But I mean, on the surface, he seems like he's a true Chicagoan who cares about his community. He tweeted this out yesterday.

Speaker 1 If you don't want ICE going into churches, turn over dangerous criminals. If you don't want ICE going into hospitals, turn over dangerous criminals.

Speaker 1 If you don't want ICE going into schools, turn over dangerous criminals. If you don't want ICE going into neighborhoods, turn over dangerous criminals.
Seems pretty reasonable to me.

Speaker 1 Now, he's gotten some flack back.

Speaker 1 This person, Jackson Potter, tried to tweet him saying, your willingness to subject your constituents, our neighbors, sanctuary spaces, and young children to militarized forces isn't protection.

Speaker 1 It's a form of child endangerment. To which Raymond Lopez clapped back.
He said,

Speaker 1 Your willingness to lump criminal migrants with long-term undocumented who otherwise love our city and country is disgusting.

Speaker 1 And since we are talking about child endangerment, how many of your CTU members have preyed upon African-American and Latino children in our public schools? Ooh, sounds like some tea.

Speaker 1 A little shade room in there.

Speaker 1 What's CTU? So that's Jackson Potter. He runs this group called CTU, and apparently they've had a few pedophiles in their ranks.
Well, that guy, Jackson Potter, is a fucking moron.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you're going to justify children seeing

Speaker 1 militarized forces.

Speaker 1 You're going to compare that to them being raped or murdered? By migrant militarized forces? What the fuck, dude? Yeah, it's stupid. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 What is wrong with these fucking people, bro? Like, it's they're so listen, all they want to do is have their way. They don't care about logic.
They don't care if it's intelligent.

Speaker 1 They don't care if it helps anybody. They just want to be right.
And, like, dude, when these people

Speaker 1 continue to push this insane shit,

Speaker 1 you know, uh,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I, I,

Speaker 1 I would like to see this picture come true.

Speaker 1 It should be true. Yeah.
That's J.B. Pritzker and Brandon Johnson, mayor of Chicago.

Speaker 1 They should go to jail, bro.

Speaker 1 They should go. And apparently somebody leaked.
So like Tom Holman, right? Who's kind of running this operation, handling this deportation.

Speaker 1 You know, there was, he'd been coordinating with some local agencies. And somehow the information got fucking leaked.

Speaker 1 from these local agencies about their plans and where they were going and how they were popping popping up. It got leaked like two days before it.

Speaker 1 So that's another reason the shit got slowed down is because these shitbacks, somebody in their offices, I'm not saying it's them directly, but somebody in their offices is allowing that sensitive information about the ops plan and plan of attack and stuff like that to get fucking leaked.

Speaker 1 That's treason, bro. It's fucking treason.
Yeah. I just love that fucking guy's face.

Speaker 1 The Haitian guy? Yeah, you are going back in here. You are going back there, bro.
Actually.

Speaker 1 Well, and apparently Trump's sending like 10,000 troops, active duty troops to the border

Speaker 1 and deploying even more resources to the federal agency, law enforcement to help with these deportations. But yeah, I mean, to your point, we ain't got 155 years, bro.

Speaker 1 We got like 155 hours. Well, I mean,

Speaker 1 they need to get this done on a mass scale. And it needs to be done in the next four years, like done, done.
Yeah. And you can't care about optics.
No. I think that's the other piece, too.

Speaker 1 Like, I mean, you're already trying to do that.

Speaker 1 They're already trying to paint this sob story, the same thing they did with AOC, where she went down there and cried at the fence and there was nobody on the other side.

Speaker 1 Now they're taking videos of these people who are still in Mexico but can't get into the country

Speaker 1 crying. Well, tough shit.
Right. How'd you guys get over there?

Speaker 1 Bro, this isn't fucking playground for the world's most disgusting criminal element. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Well, it doesn't happen really anywhere else, but like these westernized cultures that try to like, you know, deem themselves as fucking being. Oh, they don't deem themselves that.

Speaker 1 They're being forced to do it, right? Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 The World Economic Forum and all the people that run that are the ones that push for this fucking shit. George Soros Open

Speaker 1 Society Foundation and shit. Like, bro,

Speaker 1 we have 15 to 20 people in the globe ruining every single Western country there is.

Speaker 1 What's your thoughts on the, because another one of the things that Trump did was this executive order in the birthright citizenship. And I had a convo with Alex last night talking about this.

Speaker 1 But, I mean, it makes perfect sense, right?

Speaker 1 Like, no other country in this world can an American citizen go to that country and let's say have a baby, and that baby just automatically becomes a citizen of that country.

Speaker 1 No, that's that's still a fucking American citizen, right? Like, but why do we allow that here? It doesn't make sense. I shouldn't.

Speaker 1 The point was, like, it was never meant to take care of like, you know, migrants that are coming here using that loophole on the system, right?

Speaker 1 That's just saying, like, hey, if you're born here in this country, yeah, you're American, of course. Like, but they're using this fucking loophole.

Speaker 1 I agree. I agree with Trump.
Yeah. No, 100%.
Like, yeah, no, that doesn't give you the fucking right. Like, no.
No. No.
Yeah. I've just seen some people up there.
Listen, dude.

Speaker 1 This is the United States of America. Okay.
This is not third world shithole fucking

Speaker 1 Pakistan or whatever the fuck you came from.

Speaker 1 Okay. If you want what we have here, then you go where you from and build it there.

Speaker 1 That's it. No.
Very simple.

Speaker 1 We're not, we're done with all of these people coming over from these third world shitholes and telling us what we're going to do and how we should be running our country and what laws and what rules we should be having here.

Speaker 1 Go ask people in Minnesota about that shit.

Speaker 1 Okay? Like, bro, we ain't doing it. Fuck you.
Go back to where you came from.

Speaker 1 If you don't like it here and you don't like the way we do things here, eat a dick and go back fucking sucking on cow's nuts. I don't give a shit.
Yeah. Or whatever it is they do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go, go fucking. I don't care.

Speaker 1 Like, bro, I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care at all.
Yeah. I have zero fucking care about it.
This is the United States of America.

Speaker 1 We, people who founded this country and who have come here legally and gone through the process legally have built an amazing country. We've gotten along.

Speaker 1 We get along really good until people from foreign interests start putting their fucking hands in the Kool-Aid and fucking it all up for everybody. Right.

Speaker 1 Everybody here gets along.

Speaker 1 It's people like George Soros and these fucking World Economic Forum fuckbags that ruin our country. They don't even give a shit about our country.
We ain't got to deal with it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, dude, they want, listen, to have a global government, all the countries got to be on the same level. So they can't have one superpower oversee a bunch of mediocre countries.
Right. Right.

Speaker 1 You also can't have individual countries' cultures. You can't have French culture, can't have Italian culture, can't have English culture or Irish culture or fucking Norwegian culture.

Speaker 1 You can't have that because you got to have a global culture.

Speaker 1 So what they're doing is they're trying to intermingle everybody to remove the cultures of all these other countries so that people can have pride in their one world government slash new world order.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 you know, that's why they deem someone saying, well,

Speaker 1 France is for French people as racist. It's not fucking racist, dude.
America's for Americans, bro. And if you ain't American, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 yeah i'm with it bro i'm with it um go fucking uh

Speaker 1 he caught me off guard with that

Speaker 1 bro a lot of these third listen man i don't give a no the shit that they do over this fucking world

Speaker 1 a lot of these third world countries are savage fucks okay they do not belong in civilized society if they want if they were to have a civilized society they would have built it over the last 4 000 years but they don't they're living the exact same way that they lived back then.

Speaker 1 Why is that?

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 that's not because they're these amazing people who fucking are going to come in and, you know,

Speaker 1 bring all kinds of, bro, you're asking people to be brought into your country that are literally all they're going to do is take from you.

Speaker 1 They're not, and I'm not saying there's not people that come here and make a great life as immigrants. Most of those people come here the right way, like this dude and that dude right there.

Speaker 1 And, you know, pretty much all of our family members and everybody that's ever, you know,

Speaker 1 I'm just tired of it, dude. I'm tired of being told I'm racist for thinking that America's for Americans.
You know what I'm saying? Right. I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm not racist.

Speaker 1 You're not racist for saying that you deserve a place to be that doesn't need to be infiltrated with a bunch of third world fucks. It's not racism.
Amen to that, bro.

Speaker 1 You know what's so weird is that the people who advocate for those people to come here, they wouldn't even go to those countries to visit.

Speaker 1 But yet they're saying, Hey, bring all the military-age males from those countries here because I feel I don't want my neighbor to think I'm racist.

Speaker 1 And they, and those people come here and they do the same exact shit they would do, no shit, baby, bro. They fucking kill the dogs, they kill

Speaker 1 the cats, they eat the ducks. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you know, like

Speaker 1 I love how everybody tried to brush over that fucking story, too. They raped the fucking

Speaker 1 shit. Listen, there's

Speaker 1 17 million people that came, and fucking 15 million were fucking dudes.

Speaker 1 Men have primal desires. Where are they going to fulfill those desires?

Speaker 1 With your fucking children and your aunts and your fucking sisters and your wives. You guys are fucking stupid as fuck to fucking advocate for this.
Yeah, it's fucking, it's insane.

Speaker 1 Like literally the dumbest element on the planet. In real talk, people who advocate for it should just be sent there.
If you care that much about those people, go there.

Speaker 1 Care about the culture so much. Go over there.
Go live that culture. Yeah.

Speaker 1 One-way ticket. No, I'm being serious.
Bro, me too. AOC, you should go live with them.

Speaker 1 You won't even last a fucking week over there.

Speaker 1 Nope. Listen.

Speaker 1 Do I think it's right that certain places of the world are wealthy and have money and have restaurants and civilization, and then other places in the world are completely forgotten about and they're savage.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's right. Okay?

Speaker 1 But it's not like it hasn't been tried to be fixed every way.

Speaker 1 It's tried to be fixed by sending people there. Now it's tried to be fixed by sending them to other countries.

Speaker 1 We have to address reality. And here's the reality.
A lot of those people that come from those places don't want to live a different way. They don't want to live under different rules.

Speaker 1 That would be like you being brought up a certain way here in America and you going to one of those places and wanting to live how it is here like that they're not going to accept it we're not going to accept it either all right so this whole idea

Speaker 1 like it's not like i don't feel bad that people in other places are poor or don't get enough to eat i think that's a terrible thing but i think it's a more terrible thing when our own people don't have places to live and don't have food to eat and once that problem's solved then we can maybe talk about them but i ain't talking about them over us right we're going to talk about about us first and then them.

Speaker 1 And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't think there's anything.

Speaker 1 And like, dude, you know, you could judge people for saying that all you want, but there has to be a certain level of tactical decision-making about what the priorities are.

Speaker 1 And, you know, people are going to say, well, that's heartless. No, it's not.
It's just logical. It's just practical.
It's reality. We have to take care of this before we can take care of that.

Speaker 1 That's that. Yeah.
Okay. And

Speaker 1 is that going to cost people their lives over there? I don't know. That's not my fucking concern.
I'm not concerned about it. There's shit going on here that's costing you.

Speaker 1 Hey, motherfucker, we only get 100 years on this earth. I'm trying to fucking do the most good and live the best quality life that I can when I'm here.
Okay? I care about my fellow citizens.

Speaker 1 I care about my neighbors. I care about the people in my community.

Speaker 1 I don't have enough time or energy or resource to give a fuck about, you know, dude over half across the world who wants to eat my fucking dog. I don't know.

Speaker 1 You stay the fuck over there and we'll stay here. And then when we get to a place where, you know, things are great here, then maybe we can talk about it over there.
But

Speaker 1 I have no interest in it and nor nor do I care.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like anybody who advocates for that shit, they should be made to like go on a stage in front of a room full of like homeless vets, for example, and

Speaker 1 argue for their position. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Or like, dude, the people who have been completely like, dude, let's talk about it. Let's talk about the black communities here in the United States historically.
Okay.

Speaker 1 The black communities in the United States historically have been severely handicapped by the party that they have been convinced to vote for over and over and over again. Decades.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And they've been made promises to, they've been lied to, they've been told that their schools were going to get money, that they were going to get economic impact in their neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 And it never happens because the people that convince them to vote for them. are the most conniving, snaky, dirtiest politicians in the world.

Speaker 1 And they steal the money and then they leave the black communities to flounder. That's been going on for 60, 70 years.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But those those same communities, because that person who they trust, who they shouldn't trust, says that white people are the problem or Donald Trump's the problem or, you know, Republicans are the problem, they still haven't figured out completely that it's their own people doing it to themselves.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 that should be fixed before we go over to, you know, some place in some other part of the world and try to help those people.

Speaker 1 Like those are American citizens that need to be fucking handled and treated just like every other American citizen. And this shit of, you know,

Speaker 1 sending resources to Ukraine.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, if I was a minority, if I was a black person in America in a black neighborhood, a black urban area that's been run down, typically in these Democrat-run cities, and I see them sending hundreds of billions of dollars to other places like fucking Israel and fucking

Speaker 1 Ukraine and wherever else. What the fuck, dude?

Speaker 1 Look at my fucking neighborhood. Look at my community.
Look at the jobs that are offered here. Like, dude, that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 And, dude, these white suburbanite women who fucking advocate for helping all these crazy fucking causes all over the world, you look right past the fucking neighborhood right down the street.

Speaker 1 Why is that?

Speaker 1 If you're not racist, why are you looking right past your fellow American citizen that was right 10 miles down the road from you? You see what I'm saying? We got it.

Speaker 1 Listen, dude, they won't go in the neighborhoods. They won't help them.

Speaker 1 But they'll go to brunch and they'll talk about how good it is to help these motherfuckers come across the border because they deserve a better life right but the minute that one of those people want you say hey you should take one of these people in their home oh gosh no no okay we can't do that i don't have i don't have any room well they're they're putting 13 people to a room over there you don't i'm sure you can't squeeze two or three no

Speaker 1 right right and so here's the bottom line is that if you're not willing to get your hands dirty to help these people then shut the up i agree because i'm going to tell you this i'm not i'm not getting my hands dirty to help them i got my own responsibilities and so do you and at least i'm real enough to say it out loud okay i'd much rather help our american citizens black white latino whatever than help a single motherfucker from somewhere else

Speaker 1 it's just the way it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is yeah man guys jumping on this conversation uh Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. We got headline number three.
Beautifully stated, Andy. Beautifully said.
We got headline number three.

Speaker 1 This is like a little,

Speaker 1 just a little touch of a conversation before we get to the big news. I just thought this was fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 So the headline reads, government agency is caught deploying sneaky tactic to get around Trump's anti-woke purge. Have you seen this with the ATF?

Speaker 1 Is it where they were renaming their titles? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So the Bureau, and we got buddies there. Yeah, right.
Good buddies. Good buddies.

Speaker 1 Listen, the thing about most of these agencies is most of the field workers and the guys who actually do the job, they're great people. Good dudes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the people at the top that are fucking corrupt. That are fucked.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, and Explosives appeared to try to avoid Donald Trump's anti-DEI executive order by switching the job title of its chief diversity officer.

Speaker 1 So here's a picture before. This was January 20th.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Some of these guys look weird. Specifically here, you got Lisa T.
Boykin.

Speaker 1 All right. She is listed as the Chief Diversity Officer, Office of the Director.
That's who she reports to. Okay.

Speaker 1 Trump releases that. Then there's a little update on the website.

Speaker 1 They renamed it. She's just a senior executive now.
That's all.

Speaker 1 Bro, fire that motherfucker, bro. She got to be fired.
She'll be fired, bro. It's not going to work.
No.

Speaker 1 There's no drugs in here.

Speaker 1 The fact that they think that that would work shows

Speaker 1 that they're under

Speaker 1 the fact that they think that that will work shows their understanding

Speaker 1 of how much they get away with that goes unnoticed. Right.
If they think that that little trick is going to get them through,

Speaker 1 then they have a complete understanding of all the little tricks that get get them around all the regulations.

Speaker 1 They know the loopholes because they write them. Yeah, that's right.
They write them, bro. I just thought that was fucking hilarious.
I mean, like, good lord, guys.

Speaker 1 What happened to that guy, that guy up the top? He got fired? Yeah, I think he got fired. Yeah.
Yeah, they banned EI, so they said, all right, let's ban our top white guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Steve, you're out, baby.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 At least he spells Stephen the right way. Wanna go to the second one again?

Speaker 1 Hold on.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's still deputy director.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they just haven't given him the new title yet.

Speaker 1 Guarantee he's already put his nuts at on the desk. Guaranteed.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's just like, fuck. But at least Steve did spell Steve the right way, though.

Speaker 1 You know? Like the S-T-E-V-E-N. Versus.
Like the P. Motherfuckers motherfuckers throw P's in there, Stepen, Steepin,

Speaker 1 Stepin, damn steeping,

Speaker 1 stepping, damn stepping.

Speaker 1 What you doing?

Speaker 1 Stepping out, baby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now DeMarco's in. I mean, Marvin.

Speaker 1 That's DeMarvin. DeMarvin.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Steppin' got demoted by DeMarvin.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
On to the big news, though.

Speaker 1 DJIT released a new thing. Trump signs executive order to declassify files on JFK MLK assassinations.
This is hot off the press right here. Yep.
It's a big deal. Yep.
Now,

Speaker 1 I don't know. Like, I'm hoping they don't just release the fucking page and it's all redacted, right? Because, you know, that's not what Trump.
I mean, the executive order was pretty fucking clear.

Speaker 1 So here's the video of it being announced on Trump's desk.

Speaker 1 And let's check this out.

Speaker 8 Lastly, sir, we have an executive order ordering the declassification of files relating to the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F.
Kennedy, and Reverend Dr.

Speaker 8 Martin Luther King Jr.

Speaker 1 That's a big one, huh?

Speaker 9 A lot of people are waiting for this for along for years,

Speaker 3 for decades.

Speaker 9 And everything will be revealed.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 9 Give that to

Speaker 9 RFK Jr.

Speaker 4 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 That's nice. Give that to RFK Jr.
That's pretty cool. The pen he signed the fucking order with.
Yeah, I mean, and listen,

Speaker 1 he said everything is going to be revealed. All right.
Now,

Speaker 1 I'm hoping that that's fucking everything. Because, you know, up until recently, bro, like, I I mean, like maybe five years, you know,

Speaker 1 the narrative was that, you know, JFK was shot once in the head. He was actually shot like two times,

Speaker 1 right? And if you watch the clip, when you slow down and watch the fucking frames, he was shot before the actual final one that blew his head off.

Speaker 1 And like, that wasn't even common knowledge until like 10 years ago, you know? So, I mean, it's interesting. I'm hoping that it's everything.

Speaker 1 Going full circle here, back to that interview he did with Handy, they talked about this specific topic and like, why now? Why is it just now being released?

Speaker 1 And Trump had a very interesting thing to say on this. Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 10 You stated that you will release the files, all of the files, as it relates to the JFK assassination. And by the way, this is his desk.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 10 This is where John Kennedy Little Don't. It's a removable door.
Yeah. It's a little door there.

Speaker 11 That's where John John was.

Speaker 12 John John, yeah.

Speaker 12 And RFK

Speaker 12 and also Martin Luther King Jr., and that you will be transparent.

Speaker 10 This was going to happen in the first place.

Speaker 11 So many people have asked me to do that

Speaker 11 and

Speaker 11 I did it with Kennedy to an extent. But I was asked by some of our government officials not to

Speaker 11 and you know you have to respect them. I was actually asked by Mike Pompeo who was Secretary of State

Speaker 11 not to

Speaker 11 and he I felt he knew something that maybe, you know, when he asks you not to, you sort of say, why?

Speaker 11 And he felt that it was just not a good time to release him.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 you might ask him why,

Speaker 11 maybe he'll deny that even. But he did.
He asked me. And some others also, though.
They didn't want the Kennedy stuff released.

Speaker 11 And they're professionals, and I respect them. And they're working for me and the country.
They're working for the country.

Speaker 11 And so I didn't release, but I'm going to release them immediately

Speaker 10 upon getting.

Speaker 11 We're going to see the information. We're looking at it right now.

Speaker 1 Why wouldn't they want that stuff released? Because

Speaker 1 they understand that if

Speaker 1 what people believe happened actually happened, meaning our three-letter agencies had him assassinated,

Speaker 1 all three of those people,

Speaker 1 that it gives Trump tremendous leverage over the traditional government system/slash

Speaker 1 slash establishment.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 people are at a point now,

Speaker 1 my opinion, where they don't trust the government at all. At all.

Speaker 1 And if Trump

Speaker 1 wants to truly gain the support of the people, he would pull the band-aid off of that, expose that fully so that people have zero trust in these agencies, which will make it easier for him to dismantle them.

Speaker 1 That's that's what you see the play as. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you? So, what do you think, Lee? Because this is a picture right here.

Speaker 1 If you're on audio, I got a picture up here of because, dude, if he starts dismantling these things without that evidence, people are going to say he's a fucking dictator. It has to be justified.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Right. I mean, it makes sense.
Right. It makes perfect sense.

Speaker 1 So, for those on audio, I got a picture of this is Lee Harvey Oswald, right? This is the man that allegedly, I mean, they convicted him of killing JFK.

Speaker 1 What do you, so, what do you think his role in this was?

Speaker 1 I mean, was he CIA? I don't know. Yeah, what do you think his role was? I guess is the question.

Speaker 1 The same role of some of these Antifa dumbasses, you know, where they pay these people to do crazy shit and then tell them they're going to get off the hook. And, you know, I mean, look, dude.

Speaker 1 Thomas Crooks, same as all of them.

Speaker 1 That's right. Thomas Crooks.
Okay. Perfect example.
We're going to make you a hero. You're going to be a national hero.

Speaker 1 You're going to be well known. blah blah blah it's convincing them of all this i'm speculating obviously

Speaker 1 convince them to do the job equipment to do the job and then when the job's done they kill them right right

Speaker 1 so

Speaker 1 that could have been the same kind of thing i mean dude you can't tell me that all these school shooters were acting alone You can't tell me that. No.
They're all, they all fit the same profile.

Speaker 1 They're all leftists. They're all fucking communists.
They're all fucking trans people. They're all, you know,

Speaker 1 mentally disturbed. They all had, you know, allegedly GPS coordinates and contacts with many members of three-letter agencies before.

Speaker 1 Why would a three-letter agency be talking to any of these people at all for any reason? Do you ever, you ever had the FBI or CIA come to you for anything? Right, exactly.

Speaker 1 But they're going to go to these fucking kids who happen to end up shooting up schools? Get the fuck out of here. And they all knew about the possibility.

Speaker 1 There's so much corruption in these agencies that it has to be exposed for us to ever have peace peace here and at least start the peace because it's not going to fix it all right like but it is definitely the start to that well like i said i think it gives trump it gives trump

Speaker 1 a skeleton key to every door that he wants to open

Speaker 1 from here on out because when people realize what's actually happened to these people and how it happened and who did it and what why

Speaker 1 the the trust in these agencies is going to be zero which will lead to the disillusion of these agencies, which is eventually where I think he wants to take it.

Speaker 1 My only fear, though, man, and like, and maybe I'm being too naive on this, but my only fear is like, you know, let's say that it was the three-letter agencies that did these things, that are behind these things, right?

Speaker 1 Let's just hypothetically here say that that's the truth.

Speaker 1 Would they really, like, do we really believe that they wouldn't at least attempt to cover their tracks and like not leave, you know, shit like that to be discovered or even the risk of fucking being declassified.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you know what I'm saying? But then on the other hand, I'm also like, these people, they are all, they do a bad thing. What if you have rules? No.
Right?

Speaker 1 Look,

Speaker 1 you got to think of it like a gang.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 If you're in a gang and something needs to be handled and it's very bad and it's going to be incriminate a few people to do it, but it has to be done.

Speaker 1 And then it's done.

Speaker 1 It's best that that information be kept from everyone for the continuation of the gang to be able to operate.

Speaker 1 You understand? Right. So,

Speaker 1 in my opinion, what's happened here is a group of individuals at some point in time on all three of these cases decided that these three men were a big enough threat that they needed to be killed.

Speaker 1 All right. And that was probably a decision that was made amongst five or six people.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 when you you classify a situation like that, you say, hey, five or six people were responsible for this, but then you have a,

Speaker 1 you know, a broader scope of individuals that then learn the truth.

Speaker 1 Well, those broader scope of individuals can't tell the truth because it would mean that their income and their job and their place in life would be dissolved. Right.
So the heinous nature of the act

Speaker 1 itself.

Speaker 1 being so bad that people

Speaker 1 would reject it if they knew the truth completely and want everybody involved held accountable protects protects it from ever coming out because anybody that would know it would be part of implicated in it.

Speaker 1 Right. You see? So

Speaker 1 my thinking

Speaker 1 is what I said before. I think Trump wants to radically transform the government.
I think it needs to be radically transformed.

Speaker 1 I think for him to radically transform the government, people have to know the truth and they have to realize how sinister the truth is so that he can do what he's supposed to do and what he needs to do for the country's long-term benefit.

Speaker 1 Otherwise, if he just started disbanding the FBI or disbanding the CIA, you know, who's to say they're not going to try to arrest him or fucking kill him?

Speaker 1 You know, and who's to say they didn't already try to kill him? Exactly. Which a lot of people think they did a couple times.
So

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think we're at a very dangerous time in the country.
I mean, you know, these situations,

Speaker 1 you know, the black swan event and all the things that I thought were going to happen before the election, they could easily happen now, too.

Speaker 1 So it's

Speaker 1 going to be interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 we shall see. Yeah.
We shall see. Now, I mean, again, like going back even with the J6 release, right? The executive order has been issued.
There is a time process that goes into that.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Paperwork, other paperwork has to be signed and actually going through and releasing the shit. So my hopes is that by Monday, we

Speaker 1 hopefully have something on this that we can start talking about next week.

Speaker 1 I mean, the sooner it all comes out, the safer it is for Trump. That's the truth.

Speaker 1 If it drags on for weeks and weeks and weeks, that gives them an opportunity to stop it by doing something bad to Trump and his administration. Right.

Speaker 1 If they were smart, they'd let it rip like tonight on the news. You know what I mean? Well, here's my other thing, too.
I mean, since we're declassifying that, that's cool. I want the Epstein list.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, where is that at? Yeah, where I agree. Where is that? Maybe this has to go first because maybe they're tied together.
I don't know, but I need the Epstein list.

Speaker 1 Well, Trump said that he was going to declassify the JFK shit

Speaker 1 this week. He did it.
He did it. Yeah, we'll see, man.
Guys, stay tuned and let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment as always.

Speaker 1 We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in.
We talk about it. We get one of those two options.

Speaker 1 No bears today. No bears.
No bears.

Speaker 1 No crap monkeys. No Indians.

Speaker 1 No monkey infestation. Nope.
A little something a little different.

Speaker 1 This is different.

Speaker 1 yeah this is different a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reetz uh toddlers played with dad grandpa's ashes and may have eaten them shocked mom says the boys got pawpaw

Speaker 1 they got him

Speaker 1 i got so many problems with this

Speaker 1 There's so many problems with this, but let's dive into this a little bit. New York Post.
Ashes, ashes, we all chow down.

Speaker 1 Colorado mom was appalled after discovering that her sons might have eaten their grandfather's ashes, as detailed in a hilariously,

Speaker 1 what's that?

Speaker 1 The fuck is it? What are they trying to say here? It's like they're trying to talk to me. What is that? Macabre? Macrobe?

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that, bro? Why do they do that?

Speaker 1 Bro, they do this shit. How about this? For me.
Hilarious TikTok video. Yeah, hilarious TikTok video with more than 2.4 million views.
The boys got Papa.

Speaker 1 Monica Long exclaimed in the clip while describing their alleged grandpa slam breakfast.

Speaker 1 The single mother of three claimed she left her two toddlers, ages three and two, alone for a moment in early January so she could use the bathroom while prepping for a birthday party.

Speaker 1 The Coloradian was only in there for several minutes, but when she returned, she saw the boys were playing in what looked like white dirt. During the four minutes she'd been gone, the two Hellions

Speaker 1 had managed to smear the soot all over their faces, bodies, and the floors. Check this clip out.

Speaker 1 The boys got Paw Paul.

Speaker 1 They got him, and they dumped him out all over my carpet. And I didn't realize it was Paw Paul, and I vacuumed him up.

Speaker 1 They may have eaten some of them, too.

Speaker 1 Because Rami had the cap in his mouth, and

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. Yep.

Speaker 1 Pa Pa Shark do do do do do do

Speaker 1 Pa Pa Shark do do do do do do Papa shark dooto Pa Pa shark

Speaker 1 Pa Pa shark do do do do to do

Speaker 1 okay so these are the culprits Isaiah

Speaker 1 and Rami

Speaker 1 I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Paw Paul's canister.

Speaker 1 Whose

Speaker 1 was it?

Speaker 1 Quit messing with Paw Paul. He's been through enough.

Speaker 1 Is that kid's name, Brownie?

Speaker 1 Did she say the kid's name was

Speaker 1 Asia and Brownie? Oh, you mean he's on Paw Paul?

Speaker 1 Okay, so these are the culprits. Isaiah

Speaker 1 and Rami. Rami.
Brownie. I'll give you one guess as to whose idea it was to unscrew Paw Paul's canister.

Speaker 1 Bro, that's so fucked up. So here's a picture of Paw Paw.

Speaker 1 There's Paw Paw for you. Yep.

Speaker 1 And now Paw Paul is in the vacuum. Man, how many biscuits and gravy did Paw Paw eat in his life?

Speaker 1 Man, that motherfucker looks like a cracker barrel. Bro, he looks like the logo for a cracker barrel.
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 1 Like, you throw that dude up on a sign and you serve biscuits and gravy, you're going to be rich. I'm eating there.
That's right. Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 Dude, you're going to get some bacon and some some ham and some fucking eggs and some biscuits and gravy, and you're gonna be happy about it. Yep.
And we're gonna call it Pawpaws. Yep.
I'd eat there.

Speaker 1 You see that? That's how we start companies, Ron. That's it right there.
Pawpaws. Breakfast joint.
Pawpaws, biscuits, and gravy. Bro, and then we would sell straw hats and overalls.

Speaker 1 We would sell a little stuffed pawpaw like they do at Bucky's.

Speaker 1 See this? This ain't that hard, bro. Do you fill him with his ashes? That's what I'm saying.
Like, it ain't that hard. And then you write a little story about how Esau and fucking Brownie

Speaker 1 ate pawpaw.

Speaker 1 And it would be like a little thing at the table. You know how you go to Cracker Barrel and they got the teas?

Speaker 1 But it would be the legend of Pawpaw.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. First, my question is.
The salt pepper shaker would look like Pawpaw. Bro, my question is, who's the pig? So you can eat pawpaw too.
I got problems with this, though.

Speaker 1 Like, who would keep, like... Aren't these things supposed to be a little bit more secure than that?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, in the sealed thing or something? I mean, look, man, everybody does their own thing. Like, you fucking black people do weird ass shit at your funerals and shit.

Speaker 1 True, we, I mean, we just put our people on t-shirts. You guys talk about your church being so, like, amazing, and then it looks like a bunch of people having seizures and shit.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, you guys get down. There ain't nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Beans, greens.

Speaker 1 Bro, bro. Black church is where it's at, dude.
No, it's not. Oh, yeah.
It's too long, bro. Oh, is it a long time? Bro, it's like a fucking five-hour search.
Oh, really?

Speaker 1 i just want to show up for the dance i just want to show up for the dancing and then you guys do the funeral where they're like standing up and like it like down that's not us andy

Speaker 1 that was africa

Speaker 1 where they know where they put you on the motorcycle and yeah i've seen it that wasn't here that i think they do it like in the south

Speaker 1 they like stand you up and like put some sunglasses on your shit bro come on we've seen it i'm not making you

Speaker 1 dj you're going to sit here and act like you've never seen that before. I know.
I don't think that's here. You're fucking black.
No, I don't think that's here. I don't think that's here.
In the U.S.?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think so. It might not be here in like South County.
Yeah, right. Right.
But I for sure have seen that in the United States, bro. It's like a voodoo thing.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What are you laughing at? Yep. You Google the shit right now.

Speaker 1 I know what you're talking about. Okay.

Speaker 1 I know what you're talking about. I just, I don't think that was, I don't think that was here.
Black people have way cooler funerals than white people. people uh

Speaker 1 dead man

Speaker 1 see this is why my algorithms are fucked up no dead man on the motorcycle white people funerals you go in everybody's fucking crying and shit the purp purple the dude's laying there in the casket with the fucking 50 pounds of mascara on and shit looks like shit don't even look yes bro

Speaker 1 yes

Speaker 1 bro that's oh look that's a white guy huh ohio man that's a white guy that's fine but that's what black people buried him on his motorcycle. Cool.
That's actually pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 See, it's cooler than fucking what white people do. That's what I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to give you all a compliment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they get airbrushed t-shirts.

Speaker 1 They do. Like, you get it dusted.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. That's bad.

Speaker 1 That. Okay, so I'm a liar now.
See?

Speaker 1 See? Okay.

Speaker 1 See, that guy's got a pimp cane and a pimp cup. cup.
Oh, man. See?

Speaker 1 See, I'm fucking lying.

Speaker 1 I'm going to tell you this right now.

Speaker 1 When I kick it, y'all better do it like that. No.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Put me in my snakeskin boots, my jeans, my black V-neck.

Speaker 1 Pick one of the cars. Fucking put me in that.
You guys will pick the cheapest one because you want to keep all the good shit for yourself. That's fine with me.
Just give me the cheap car.

Speaker 1 She's drinking a bush light. yeah well she knows what's up jesus christ a b right she knows

Speaker 1 bro that's terrible well you so how do i know this and you don't know this i don't know i don't do that man You never been to one like that? Fuck no, bro. I wouldn't want to go to one like that, bro.

Speaker 1 It could be awesome. Fuck no, man.

Speaker 1 You would rather go to a funeral where they're like laid out in a casket with a bunch. They don't even look like themselves than have them.
They stand up and not look like themselves? No, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, they do look like themselves because they're wearing the the shit they wore. Like, dude, you're going to put me in a casket with some fucking bullshit suit.
First of all,

Speaker 1 you motherfuckers put me in a casket in some bullshit suit. I'm pissed off.
You're going to come. It better be a nice motherfucker.
You got to haunt us. Yes.

Speaker 1 No bullshit suits. I got you.
We got to make sure David August is on you. I got you.
Custom for the, like, he's got to come here and make a new one. And measure you.
All right.

Speaker 1 And second of all, I got to be like standing up, dude, and like all, you know, pimpl-like.

Speaker 1 You know, like, like I, like I walk around. We'll put you in your Bugatti.
There you go. No, you won't.
You motherfuckers will sell that.

Speaker 1 Won't. See, Minats tell me the truth.
He's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up. Just pick something in the middle.
Gotcha. All right.
It doesn't have to be, it can't be the cheapest, the Chevelle. Oh, that'd be sick.
I'll take the Chevelle. That'd be sick.

Speaker 1 All right. Bury you in the Chevelle? Yes.
Or make a monument of it. Got it.
You know what I'm saying? That'd be actually pretty sick. Yeah.
That'd be pretty sick. All right.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, with the money we get from Bugatti, I think we make that happen. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, man,

Speaker 1 what we got on Pawpaw, bro? I'll give this thumbs up. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 This motherfucker did it. I guarantee you.
He did it. He does look like

Speaker 1 Lil Brownie looks like fucking, looking, he's up to some shit. Yeah, fuck me.
Here's what I'm going to say. I give the mom credit for having a good sense of humor.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And not getting pissed and making it funny. Yeah.
Like, bro, Pawpaw Shark.

Speaker 1 Pawpaw Shark.

Speaker 1 Pawpaw shark.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. And, dude, I'm telling you, bro,

Speaker 1 one of you restaurateurs, you come see me. I'll be in charge of the brand.
You put up the money and we'll make Pawpaw or Pawpaw's. What are we going to call it? Pawpaw's what? Pawpaw's.
Pawpaw's.

Speaker 1 Pawpaw's breakfast joint. Everything there.
It's open 24 hours. Smothered.
Bro, we'll fucking kill.

Speaker 1 We'll kill.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I'm a brand new.
I heard those sharks are good vacuums, though. So, I mean, that's good.
Man, ain't nothing like a Dyson, though. I have a Dyson now.
We got a Dyson.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's because you're rich now.

Speaker 1 I don't know about that. How many of you guys got Dysons?

Speaker 1 How many of you got it? You fuckers all got it. You're all rich.
Yeah, I mean, listen, it's a good fucking vacuum. The shark?

Speaker 1 You haven't worked up to a Dyson yet? Bro, I'll tell you this. Those Dyson.
Joe, you still.

Speaker 1 We got to work Joe up to Dyson level. Bro, you got to get one, bro.
You got a Dyson?

Speaker 1 What do you got dustpan and a broom like they did over there you got the straw thing like they did over there serbia

Speaker 1 you got a straw

Speaker 1 a straw bro uh brew

Speaker 1 has easha got one hey is serbia is is is or bosnia close to uh uh croatia did you guys like is that like croatia's beautiful huh

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 Just thinking about where I want to live after I extradite myself. After we get deported? No, we're off the fucking list, man.
I got to figure out how to get get back on it. Yeah, right, right, right.

Speaker 1 Dude, you know, when I was on the list, I felt different. I felt like I was living on the edge.
Yeah. Now it's like I'm feeling a little too relaxed.
Yeah, that's true. I got to get back on the list.

Speaker 1 It does feel safer now. Yeah, because I'm not like.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Yeah.
Yeah, we'll figure it out. I'm sure we will.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, Andy, Papa. That's all we got.
Papa.

Speaker 1 Papa's breakfast joint. That ain't an ad either.
Yeah, that's not an ad. Coming to a neighborhood near you.

Speaker 1 Don't be a hoe. Shut up, shut up.

Speaker 1 Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case clothes, clothes.