824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

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Okay. So now.
Yeah. Now I'm the criminal.
Correct. But even though it was my shit.
Right. Got it.
That is kind of how it works. I mean, in today's world at least.
Yeah. Put that white man in jail.
You know what I'm saying? Daniel Penny his ass. Yeah.
Oh, shit, man. That's crazy.
Yeah, man. We got to have some more diversity in jail, bro.
Hey, listen. Equality.
That's right. That's what it's for, man we gotta have we gotta have some more diversity in jail hey listen equality that's right that's what it's for man what's going on with you man oh you know other than stealing shit yeah just stealing shit stealing shit uh guys you know uh i just want to let you know we are going to be taking a week and a half break uh for the holidays the guys here are going to go do their thing, and we're going to go do our things.
So I'm just letting you know. Things will be done.
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What's going on yeah man a lot of a lot of shit man a lot of uh interesting things as uh as is normal yeah it's like the new normal the new well it is the new normal they promised that they did uh but i thought this was interesting you know i always like to think you know because we have a age gap between you and i yeah um and it's always funny to talk about you know things coming back into play you know styles that you guys had coming back in you know what i'm saying first of all motherfucker i ain't like i'm a hundred i know you think i know you feel that way because you think that but like no of 40s year old dudes ain't fucking no no no you're good bro no no but it're good. No, no, but it is a difference.
It's different. I mean, it's a different class.
For sure. Yeah, it's like senior citizen.
It's like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you.
I don't know, bro. Fuck, man.
I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro. I got the New Balancers on the way for you.
New Balancers are cool again. Dude, Rick Ross is wearing New Balance.
Whatever Rick Ross is wearing, it's going to be cool. Yeah, I mean, that's a fair argument.
New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now. Yeah, I mean, listen.
I wear New Balance. Yeah.
It doesn't mean New Balance. I'm cool.
I wear some of them. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I've honestly thought about getting the Gardner 2000s.
You know what I'm talking about? No, that's not called the Gardner.

Those are called the Barbecue 2000s.

You do both, though.

I mean, you can grill.

All white with the high socks.

Yeah.

You know, Sunday afternoon.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

You cut the grass, go straight to grilling.

Grass stain on the shoe at the grill.

Correct.

Yes, that's the move.

That's called patina.

That's called subdivision. That's called subdivision.

That's called safe.

No, but I mean, it's just always.

It's called safe.

It's just always interesting, man.

You're not having to duck if you're wearing no shoes.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not shooting.

It's like shooting at an animal or something. Yeah, right.
You know? They're either hunting or it's Fourth of July. Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.
You don't have to worry about who you wear. You don't have to worry about nobody stealing your shit either.
You don't have to worry about nothing. Yeah.
You're right. You know what I'm saying? It's like a force field of safety.
Nobody even fucks with those guys, man. Fuck, dude.
You don't fuck with those guys. They always got big names.
Let me tell you something. No.
You do not fuck with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason because if they're gonna wear shoes like that you know they don't give a fuck they give two fuck they'll fuck you up they'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stain new balances on bro that's how they got the grass stains that's what you don't know you think it's from cutting yeah it's from cutting that's the story yeah that's right cutting pieces uh you know but it's just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there you know stuff that was cool then and you know now it's coming back into play um you know but there are some things that this generation is doing they're creating some they're pioneering creating some new words um and it's causing some rifts in some places um so i wanted to bring this in. Let's check it out.
This is in Iowa. So the headline is Free Speech Organization Torches Iowa Classrooms Banned Words List.
So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school. All right.
And so I just want to say, you know, kind of go

through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words or if this is true, like a true

pioneering feat of humanity here. Okay.
So yeah, it's causing some rifts. So like I said, free

speech advocates, they're crying foul play here. I'm saying the school is limiting the free speech

of these kids from these words that there are banning in the school it's uh um let's check the list out oh and by the way if you say any of these words in the school it's a 30 minute detention per minute per word oh per word or per uh infraction here so um you can't say pimp diddy party you can't say pimp you can't say pimp what the fuck party. You can't say pimp?

You can't say pimp?

What the fuck is that?

No pimp.

That's my favorite words, bro.

Diddy party, diddler.

Oiled up, baby oil.

What's that?

Skibbity toilet.

Skibbity?

Yeah, skibbity toilet.

Ohio, for some reason, I don't know.

You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma.

You can't say brain rot. You can't say Alpha, Beta, Omega, Sigma.
You can't say Brain Rot.

You can't say the Rizzler.

Bro, the Rizzler.

That's a fucking great name.

It is.

It is.

Bro, the fucking Rizzler.

I'm getting that shit on my license plate.

No, I'm getting the Frizzler.

The Frizzler, yeah. That's what I'm getting, getting bro uh shit that's a good one can't say chat womp womp can't say giga chat um no me that's giga chad i think yeah yeah oh no that is yeah yeah yeah can't say racist comments in general no racist fuck bro we would be expelled.
Oh, yeah. Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro.
How you got- Can't say Hawk Tua. Can't talk or Hawk Tua.
No rage quitting. No encouraging suicide.
That's probably a good idea. Okay, that one makes sense.
Yeah. Drug references?

No drug references?

No Nazi or Holocaust references.

Well, you know.

My favorite, though, is at the bottom.

No LGBTQ.

No, your favorite is no fat jokes.

That's my favorite one.

DJ found his safe space.

Sign me up.

How do I enroll? God dang, dad dang man yeah I mean fuck like just don't don't be cool the fucking Rizzler bro that is funny I mean the LGBTQ jokes are like I mean who's running around seeing saying jokes about gays yeah I mean nobody you know nobody's making any jokes about anybody it's like no it's not like they're running around the jokes about gays? Yeah, I mean, nobody.

Nobody's making any jokes about anybody.

It's not like they're running around the hallways.

Dressed as those things they're not.

Are calling themselves fucking shit they're not.

It's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history fuck dude yeah this joke this school is no fun bro i wouldn't want to go there bro you'd come out of there with no sense of humor sucks man why you gotta ban all this shit bro just let people say what they're gonna say if it ends up being stupid it'll be stupid they get made fun of and they won't say it again yeah i mean what was some stupid shit you said back in oh fuck yeah listen man i'll tell you this i don't think any of my teachers like me yeah you know like they definitely didn't yeah i i talked way too much yeah the curse word thing that started back then yeah wasn't good I mean listen I was known for cursing like on the football field I would yell that all the time by the refs, by the coaches yeah like I couldn't help it I'm fucking sorry man yeah a lot of this stuff didn't exist we had different names for these things I like that pimp is making a comeback though yeah pimp's coming back yeah pimp's coming back sigma sigma's a big one sigma skippity toilet what does sigma mean now sigma is like you know like you're that guy oh really yeah it's like you're that dude you're him you know what I'm saying we used to say you that dude sigma that's that dude yeah oh that's a guy yeah not that guy that dude that's that dude like i would look at joe over here and be like that's that dude oh that's that dude yeah so you look at him bro he said dude he's sigma oh yeah another one's like he's got a fucking cool nickname ice cream jo's a fucking, that's a name, that's a name that a straight killer would have. Yeah, bro.
Probably has to. You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do.
Yeah, that's right. For special occasions.
For when he's got to go to work. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, listen, I think, I mean, okay, like the encouraging suicide.
Okay, all right. Yeah, for real.
I get that, sure. You know, I know the one I like no hot, no Nazi shit.
Like what? Yeah. No racist comments.
Fucking far. Like too far.
No rage quitting. Yeah.
That's too far. What the fuck is rage quitting? That's when you like, like you lose, like, let's say we were playing Call of Duty.
Yeah. And I get pissed and quit and you just fucking.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
Yeah that one yeah yeah man how the fuck do you ban words that's what well that's that's the legal thing man and so it's like you know the freedom of speech that's not like aged you know it doesn't like there's not an age requirement i mean when we were in school bro really you could say anything you wanted but and you could bully people. Everybody bullied each other.
That's kind of how the hierarchy formed. If you can't take the fucking bullying, then you got to get tough mentally and calloused.
The words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words. Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us that same thing.
Free balls. But they would say like that's the dumbest shit i ever heard or you know that's not very classy or that's that's not how you want to talk the standard will be set yes yeah that's not what it should be man that's how it should well i mean they're getting some heat you know they tried to protect themselves saying that you know the they made a statement the school district said uh in a statement quote our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech but to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment um that's a rural district man like it's weird like yeah i mean i don't know some of the shit's kind of stupid though you know but again it'll weed itself out on its own i don't know guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments.
Let us know. With that being said, let's get into our headlines.
Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfusilla.com. You guys can check all of this stuff out there for you.
We link it for you. And so with that being said, let's check into our first headline, headline number one.
This is interesting. We talked about this.
Trump's not in office yet. He still has to get to inauguration.
But you've said multiple times we've talked about on the show that like they're going to make it very, very difficult for that transition. And, you know, here we are second week, third week of December.
And here we go. So check this headline out.
Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple twenty five thousand dollars ahead of Trump's presidency. So there's this new bill, this Omni bill that they're putting in.
It's like thirteen hundred pages or some shit like that. They're trying to push in right now with a lot of stuff tied into it.
And one of those things is this this this measure Measure of it Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a Social security reform bill Ahead of Donald Trump taking office That one group estimated would cost The average couple $25,000 In benefits The Social Security Fairness Act would repeal Two provisions that currently reduce Payouts to public sector employees like Cops firefighters, teachers, and U.S. postal workers.
The Committee for a Responsible Budget, a bipartisan think tank, argued this change would make Social Security insolvent six months earlier than current projections. So as a result, we estimate a typical dual-income couple retiring in 2033 would see their benefits cut by an additional $25,000 with additional $8,000 of that coming in roughly half a year of advanced insolvency.
So, you know, you got that. They're taking money.
That's not the biggest thing. You know what the other thing is included in this bill? They're giving themselves raises.
So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet and let's give ourselves a fucking bro every single one of these people should be in fucking jail yeah it's so crazy man and like crazy dude it's tyrannical oppression financially and this country people always say oh we live in the freest country in the best country blah blah blah no the fuck we don't that's not real shit that's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on when we pay upwards of 50 60 percent of our taxes all in for our to live here okay that that is fucking wrong the government is designed to protect us the government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe and really that's fucking it and it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families that is not fucking free dude and so we need to quit saying oh we're so free no we're not we're financially oppressed slaves of this country and until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount like 10 might be reasonable okay i'm not talking like down 10 i I'm like talking 10% all in total and the government is built to operate on that 10% until we get to that we can't talk about fucking freedom okay because we have families in this country who are suffering financially really more than they have in the last 40 years and these people are want to take more money from them yeah like dude fuck all of these people well i think there's a like i mean like listen it may not be a popular belief right but like i mean on just on a pure business side right like let's say you have an employee they do they don't even do the bare minimum right like they're still in a bunch of shit they They're doing a bunch. You don't give them a raise.
No, you take away. You fire their ass.
Or you fucking demote them. Or you demote them.
You don't fucking. No, but here's what they're thinking.
They're thinking, well, shit, the cost of everything went up. Everything's, you know, my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far.
No shit. It didn't far for everybody else either right and you're not the priority you're a fucking civil servant you are not the priority the priority is the people like dude we need some real leadership bro i really really really hope that trump and elon and ramaswamy and these guys get this straight i I know Vivek agrees with what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it.
But like, bro, I really hope they go in and fix this because, dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years. Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system.
You want to stimulate our economy.

You want to create an amazing country.

You want to create wealth, the opportunity for, you know, happiness and success and all

the things that we're supposed to have here in this country.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

You want that shit?

You lower the taxes to a reasonable point, 10% all in, and you make the government operate within whatever that is you make everybody pay it poor people pay it rich people pay it companies pay it everybody pays the same you're all required to pay if you don't pay you can't vote and we make some other rules about that whatever i don't i haven't thought all the way through but the point of the matter is is, is that until that happens, we are not free. And it needs to happen.
If you want to fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that one thing.
But we have so many blood-sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic, lazy fucks. When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently right where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast no that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time you get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass not doing shit and acting like you're not even fucking there right like you're just you're fucking inconveniencing them for whatever it is and you got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with doritos yeah like bro that's the shit we're dealing with and then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting there talking and then they put their little sign up it says come back in an hour right no fuck you and don't you dare say shit to get mad.
Because they're going to be there for seven hours. Yeah, right.
Yeah, like, bro, it's the wrong culture. It needs to be fixed.
It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal.
We need to eliminate 90% of the licenses you require anyway. That's a whole other thing for you.
But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done with, like, it's not our job

as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking

labor force.

Yeah.

Those people should be required like everybody else to go out and be productive, not sit

on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done and they just fucking treat you like your shit when you're paying for their salary bro like this has to be fixed dude or the country will never be fixed well on the other side of that coin though man and like that's why this might be an unpopular belief but like bro like if if if we had a very efficient government and we had i don't care if their salaries was a million i wouldn't care at that point well you wouldn't you wouldn't you you could do that because the mother there would be only fucking a hundred of them well that's what I'm saying but like like if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing I wouldn't care about this increase nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the the results of the fucking work there you know what I'm saying like the inputs should equal the out imagine your business like losing you know you got a hundred million dollar business and it's losing fucking 10 million dollars a year every year and you're giving people raises it's wild yeah it's wild you know another big issue too that a lot of people and you kind of hit on it man but like it's it's not like you know people and it's ignorance a lot of times because if people really, truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets. Right.
And that's another big issue, man. Like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill.
I'm not sure if you saw this, but this continuing resolution bill is going to fund the State Department agency that was the pinnacle of all of the Twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening no more. was supposed to be going to the wayside yeah they're getting a bump in pay um to the tune um of about 75 million dollars um which originally it was 60 million uh when the

agency was first created now they bumped it up by almost $15 million. I mean, this is the one that Matt Taibbi, who did all the Twitter files reporting, like this is what, when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency.
This was the link between social media and our government, the portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency. Which is a violation of First Amendment because through proxy they were censored.
100%. Yeah.
And so it's like, but that's included in this bill, right? The Global Engagement Center has been included in page 139 of the continuing resolution. Although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous Inspector General report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled 75 million, of which 60 million was appropriated by Congress.
You know, so they keep putting this shit in, man, and it's just like, at what point do we say stop, you know? And like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, I just hope that when Elon and Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of the shit out. Yeah.
You know, like the question is like, I mean, there's going to be a massive surplus of money in that sense. Where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know, paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know.
I'm not an economist. I don't know how that shit works, but I mean.
It needs to happen, bro. It needs to happen.
Guys. It's fucking bullshit.
Jump in on this convo. Yeah.
And start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix. Like this, you guys get distracted.
Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things, and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Like, why do none of these politicians talk about this tax? Why do not talk very few of them talk about it you know why because that's how they make their fucking money yeah that's how they're able to pay the friends that's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school dude they don't teach you about taxes they don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked you know it, one of my favorite clips of Trump, I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016, and she was like, he doesn't pay his taxes, and he uses tax loopholes.
He's like, yeah, the same ones that you and all your donors use. You know what I'm saying? Like, they all use the same fucking shit.
You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn, I can respect you at least saying it you know what I'm saying but like if you don't understand

the shit you get taken

advantage of even if

even if

we were paying

the exact amount now and this

place looked like fucking Dubai

I don't think people would say shit

no cool that's what I'm saying give yourself

a fucking raise cool it's not

that bro

people would be okay paying 50%

of their fucking tax if when

the No, cool. That's what I'm saying.
Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool.
It's not that, bro. People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe.
But it's not. And it's not even close to that.
No. Nowhere near it, man.
Nowhere near it. But with that, let's go check some comments out, chat.
Let's see what these comments look like. The chat.
Yeah. Let's go to the chat.
This first comment is from at Christian Kelly 9046. He says, was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office.
I have a mini fridge full of first farm energy drinks. I keep on on deck for the crew mid-interview the applicant stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the fridge and said don't be a hoe interview over instantly hi that's awesome that's what's up fucking sick man yeah that's great that's great what I mean my question is though I mean what flavors you got stocked in there? You know what I'm saying? Because if you got some grape, I might be buying.

Man, I can't wait until the grape hits the market.

We're going to sell the fuck out.

It's so fucking good, man.

Bro, it is good.

I will fucking steal for it.

I know.

I'll steal it back.

Let's check out this next one.

This next comment comes from Captain Philly, 7816.

He says, what's the difference between andy and dj and my dad andy and dj came back dude i got a lot of messages about us taking time off people were not happy about that i mean but i think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the gulag so that's yeah yeah we're good dude it It's just the end of the year, man. We're busy for the projects we have going on next year.
Yeah, a lot of people are happy, though, man. They're happy, like this last comment.
We got one more from Stuart. What is this? Stuart Lamas, 9813.
He says, glad to see Andy is back to his full-time job as a podcaster. That's right.
That's right.

I went out and tried to do real stuff.

Yeah.

You know, I didn't make a billion in a week, so I gave that up.

I'm back to podcasting.

You know?

I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week.

Yeah, we should make a course on how to be a podcaster.

Yeah.

Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week,

so it wasn't going to work out.

Yeah. No, just version 3.0.5.
I'm back. I'm back.
Fuck, I'm here. Yeah.
Yeah, man, guys, we appreciate you, though, man. We appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans.
Keep liking, keep commenting, and keep being dope. Is dope on the band list? Are you hiding the grape now the grape i want this tropical uh well see here's the thing i don't want you to have the grape well that's fucked up i know listen if you if you have more grape you'll steal more shit so i'm fucking trying to do this tropical here and i'm just gonna keep that over there okay the tropical lightning is fucking shit dude no it is great yeah i think between like it's like grape the screaming freedom if you if you throw the tropic lightning on ice like in a drink bro that's good oh dude i've had some 1p bombs you feel you feel like yeah dude that's what i'm saying like because you know i don't drink that much.
Right. And I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol.
Yeah, yeah. Fuck that.
But yeah, you'll find me in fucking jail for sure. We might go to the group.
You ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah. Take me to fuck home.
Because it's about to fucking happen. Shit's about to go down.
We're about to have a problem, dude, of some sort. But anyway, you throw this on ice, dude, and a drink, it's fucking good, and you feel like you're drinking.
It's just a good drink. Yeah, I love it, man.
It's good shit, man. Guys, let's keep this cruise cruising.
We got headlines. Shit is so good.
Number two. This one's interesting, man.

Let's go to Russia real quick for headline number two. Not sure if you guys saw this out there.
I thought this was interesting. There's always something deeper going on, too.
But Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirilov in Moscow. Did you see this? No.
So this is interesting. So a top general, a top Russian general accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high-profile killing of its kind.
Lieutenant General Igor Kirilov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear, biological and chemical protection troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off. Russia's investigative committee, which probed serious crimes, said an SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit quote the liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU the source said so this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment bomb goes off on the the scooter, kills him, him and his assistant.
Um, now, you know, Russia's intelligence is pretty good. Like they're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff.
So they got a guy, uh, they have a suspect detained, um, in this. They, uh, just announced today at the time of recording, um, that it had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb which killed the general in Moscow.

So here's a picture of the guy.

This is him admitting it. This guy did it? Yeah.
Looks like they put a little beating on him. Yeah, they always do.
Yeah. They always do.
Should have been worse. But, you know, and he directly said that he was he was ordered to go to Moscow and carry out this assignment for Ukraine's intelligence services.
So they have that. So this guy's dead either way now.
Oh, I mean, he's fucked. Yeah, you're fucked, bro.
Yeah, I mean, he's fucked. You're a dumb motherfucker.
But there's always something deeper. What do you think happens to these guys? You think they fucking play Call of Duty enough and they're like, fuck, I want to be a spy.

And then they're like, fuck, yeah, I want to blow.

They watch all these movies and shit,

and now they end up like that.

Yeah, bro, listen.

I've seen some pictures of shit of what the Russians do.

Oh, they're going to pull all his fucking fingernails

and his toenails off?

Bro, I've seen.

Hold on.

I don't even know what they're going to do.

People don't understand. They're going to pull your fucking fingernails off of pliers, off bro i've seen hold on i don't know what they're gonna do people don't understand they're gonna pull your fucking fingernails off pliers each one one by one then they're gonna fucking pull all your teeth out one by one then they're gonna cut your tongue out then they're gonna cut your fucking fingers off then they're gonna cut your toes off and they're gonna cut your dick off that's what the fuck happens these guys bro i've seen i've seen pictures man and like like i mean'm talking about upside down Stools, broomsticks going in places Yes, the worst shit you could think of It's ruthless But it sets a tone You know what That's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles I will do it I'm the man for the job, broomsticks and all Dude do you do all that shit and throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper.

It won't even be against their will.

Yeah, right.

They'll be asking for it.

Get it done with.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, listen.

Set the tone.

That's all I'm going to say.

Set the tone.

Nobody would be fucking with little kids anymore.

They knew that that was the fucking punishment?

They wouldn't do it.

No.

I mean, do you think the next Ukrainian spy seeing this shit and knowing what's going to happen how eager is he going to be to roll a fucking motor scooter up? You know what I'm saying? It set the tone. But here's the thing man there's always something deeper.
There's always something deeper. Always.
And you know the initial thing that came out like going back the original article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, of using chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops, right? That wasn't it. That wasn't it.
You know the importance of this general here? This Igor Krylov? You know why he was so important? We have to go back to 2022.

And we actually reported on this guy.

Is this when they blew him up

or crashed his plane or something?

No, no, that was a different guy.

Okay.

But we talked about this guy

on a CTI back in 2022.

This general is the general

who accused the United States

and our Democrats

of funneling profits from those secret Ukrainian bio labs to fund their elections. Remember this chart right here? Yeah.
Bro, that was him. That was the general.
That general created this and he's the one that blew the whistle and talked about all of this shit. And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainian.
It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. It's not going to.
I mean, the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done. No, I mean, there will be a black swan event in the next fucking 30 days.
Yeah. I mean, dude, because, I mean, everybody's talking about bro.
Like, I mean, our good buddy Sean Ryan has an awesome podcast.

Love Sean Ryan. He's the best.
He's fucking dope.

He legitimately, people don't understand how good of a dude that guy is.

They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy.

But like, that's a good fucking dude. He's a solid dude.

Yeah. You know, but, you know, and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff.
And stuff and i was like you know the one lady that he interviewed i think she was a former cia girl woman asset um but she i mean like she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly and like the problem is nobody's listening to her you know i'm saying like and she has the fucking intel on this stuff and nobody's trying to take her serious you know but like i mean it's it's just so crazy to mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here, the optics of it, you know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary, and George Soros. I mean, because that was the whole funneling thing, right? That's the cabal.
I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? He calls him out, you know, and like, give him some time.
Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment you know i'm saying it's like yeah you know but the thing is again the shit's already out there yeah to your point yeah i'm saying so like that doesn't stop this like the information has already been put out we know it yeah you know um so i mean dude it's it's just interesting times man it is interesting times I just thought that was so crazy man yeah that is crazy dude but not really like I mean he's not the only guy saying this yeah he was just the first because I mean he runs Russia's side you know what I'm saying and he was he put it out there he's like no this is what's happening in Ukraine well and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of russia they don't let us see putin talk they don't let us see kurilov talk they don't fucking let us see it and it's for those reasons man this shit's wild i mean look like i mean that this is the uh picture right outside of the apartment where it went off and uh damn dude yeah i mean it's just wild bro wild look there's his body yeah yeah I mean it's

you ever look at you you you like looking at dead bodies i do too man like when i see pictures i didn't answer i mean i don't know like the gory videos and shit like you watch that shit joe i do i see what the fuck up what is that it's not like i like it it's just like i can't help i can't well that's why i say like i don't i don't think i would say i like it yeah like it's just like oh all right cool yeah man i mean it's some crazy shit out there for sure um yeah man guys jumping on this convo let's show what you guys think down in the comments uh let's get to headline number three now i gotta preface this all right we're going to california and we're gonna go to cali okay all right um now now i want to say this before we even get into it bro i i believe we should just exile california the entire state we give people like a week to get out like the good ones let them out and then just fucking like you know now blow the fault line is such a beautiful part of the country bro the reason that everybody goes there is because like the weather is perfect dude so like you get all the homeless people and you get all the the you know the vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year-round and not be cold right and then and then on top of it you get all these young people that think they're going to be the next fucking you know leonardo dicaprio and if you ask them they're already there you know everybody in la has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know and what a movie in production exactly it's like dude like you spend like literally two weeks there and you're like what the fuck is this place yeah it is full of fucking liars and bullshitters yeah and uh and what i think is that we should reclaim california i don't want to give it to them so let's take all those people okay the ones we don't want let's just throw them over the other side of the wall you know i'm saying fuck them fuck them dude like they're fucking ruining the country yeah i mean they are they are if you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse get your fuck out i'm with it listen i'm with it i mean i i haven't seen enough i've seen a little bit of california i mean i went California. Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there.

You know what I'm saying?

But I don't want to say the shitty state

because it's likely not shitty now

and then people will be mad

that we said it.

But I mean, there's some shitty states.

Yeah, I mean, I can name a few.

Yeah, but let's not.

Don't name them?

Well, if we send everybody to New Jersey. They'd all fit.
We get most of the country to be ours. They could all fit New Jersey.
We'll build a wall. They got a little ocean front, like the worst one in the country.
You know what I'm saying? That's nasty. We can't let them have fucking California bro cold.
California is beautiful. Yeah Cali California is nice.
You know what I don't like about California though Like I could never live there not like let's just say it was you know safe culturally cool and everything was good new balances I couldn't yeah I couldn't fucking live there because by the time i wake up the day is over on the fucking east coast yeah i could i can't do it you know what i'm saying like i'm not an early morning like right away dude yeah and um i couldn't do it i would i would have 12 it's fucking yeah yeah yeah so i would rather i would rather uh be over here on the east coast you know that way when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually 8, which is late for business, but if you wake up at 8 on the East Coast, it's 7 here, 6 Mountain, 5 West Coast. So you get the whole day yeah that's real because California is fucking beautiful

bro but like I couldn't do it

because of the time thing

it's just so many weird fucks man

that's what headline number 3 is

we're gonna go to San Francisco first

San Francisco

hires

overweight fat

activists to give guidance

on weight stigma that doesn't shock me i guess it pays to be fat yeah or whatever are you trying to advocate are you gonna join are you like are you like fucking considering getting a new job here i mean what's weight stigma so let's dive into it so an overweight fat activist and that's her definition by the way that's not like i'm not like that is not a fucking negative term it is an objective fact subjective it's a fact your fucking fat is not a fuck that's not like that's just a comment like you know what i'm saying like you're fucking fat bro yeah Like, it's not a fuck. That's not like.
That's just a comment. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're fucking fat, bro.
Yeah. Like, it's not like.
I don't know. It's not an insult.
Yeah. Unless you're you.
Unless you're the one getting it. But she declared.
See, I don't call people fat to insult them. I call people fat as a statement of fucking fat.
No, it's because you love me. Yeah.
But I mean, you're not that fat. I'm talking about fat fat fuckers.
Yeah, big, big, big, big. Yeah, like you're not big, big.
Yeah, no, I'm not. You're mini big.
I'm like, damn. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn.
Alright, come on DJ. Yeah.
You're like you're like cuddly bear big. They like you in jail.
What the? Yeah, you'd be the bear. Wouldn wouldn't he the cuddly funny bear that's dj yeah what is that gay they loved me in jail what they would oh fuck man um but yeah so let's dive into this man until it was time to eat, you ate all the shit You gonna eat the cornbread An overweight fat activist disclosed That she has been hired By the city of San Francisco To provide guidance On the prevention Of weight stigma On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news, to her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram.
So yeah, so this comes after California governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's owned version of Doji, president elect Donald Trump's department of government efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending. It's going to do the opposite.
But yes, so Tovar, she's 42. She wrote in the post, she says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality.
She added, I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way. This consultancy is an absolute dream come true.
And it's my biggest hope and belief that biggest hope, biggest hope, no shit. Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health.
So now this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University. She's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting.
So this is a fat sex expert. Yes.
Okay. And the Blaze reported that she's the author of of several books such as you have the right to remain fat and the self-love revolution radical body positivity for girls of color um now wait wait wait okay all right wait wait i'm about to fucking freak out over here i know you guys all Everybody's listening and watching.
They're like, all right, there. Okay.
All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching.
They're like, all right, here he comes. I want you to dive in.
I want you to read this real quick, okay? You want me to read it? I want you to read it. All right.
Okay. Is it too hard for you to read? This was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards.
This was an interview in 2017. That quote there started in there.
Go ahead. Okay.
I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight.
Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive.
I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore. Yeah.
Okay. I was born fat.
I was born fucking fat too. See, people don't, you know, a lot of people don't know I used to be fat as fuck.
Yeah, as fuck yeah 350 350 bro and not fucking like kind of fat like fat And uh she looks like she's about that too She's about that same size come on bro This is a sex expert there she is with her fucking corn dog Why do they always have corn dogs? Corn dogs, man.

What is that?

That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater, too.

Remember that?

No, I will say.

You remember that?

I do remember that.

I will say the breaded glizzies, they're not bad.

The breaded glizzy.

That one looks like a real dip, bro.

Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it.

It does have a tip.

It does. What the fuck yep bro how can you i don't know imagine living in california paying taxes and knowing that your

taxes is going to this to pay a consultant to talk about being fat and having sex at the department

of public how much sex you think she actually gets oh over or under I would say zero sorry bro you become a sex expert by having sex you know what I'm saying you can't just read about it you gotta You got to, you know. Yeah, it's like fucking sports.
Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good. I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice.
She could have some varsity. What you got, Joe? She looks like an Oompa Loompa that stayed in the factory too long.
Bro, she be eating all the fucking Willy Wonkas. Bro, Violet, you you're turning violet uh we're gonna get fucking she's gonna do some sort of thing on a is that dude is that her boyfriend uh yeah i think so oh her husband maybe she is getting it hey man listen like they're they're listen there's some dudes out there like that's their style and that's cool it's i never understood that i you know me as a big guy You know why I can't do it Because you're big You can't have big and big No you gotta have big and little I'm glad I always had friends that understood that That's what I'm saying Motherfucker You think I don't understand that you see pictures of me You can't have big and big We both can't be sweating Big big like my sweat's gonna drop on you your sweat can't drop on me bro like no yeah it's gotta look yeah it don't work they don't work the fucking the the uh the physics don't work now i will say this though you know like alex she's she's like if you're like if you if you got a big woman uh-huh and you're a big dude you ain't gonna be able to in there.
You know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it. Like, from a bigger guy, right? Like, Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it.
You know? And I don't feel like, I feel like, you know, like, you wouldn't. She eat a lot? Of my shit, yeah.
Yeah, all the time. She's thin.
Yeah, I mean, but that's what I'm saying. I feel like if I got what's over here,

I ain't got to worry about her stealing my food.

You know what I'm saying?

Because she's going to order enough for her,

and I'm going to have mine.

I think Alex is doing you a favor

by stealing some of your food, bro.

I think you should be thankful.

I'm just being real, bro.

You're down like 70 pounds.

That's a good thing.

She's just stealing your carrots.

Yeah. You're down like 70 pounds.
That's a good thing. She's just stealing your carrots.
I'll tell you this. Yeah, I won't be paying this woman to tell me anything.
No, man, but it gets worse, bro. It gets worse in California.
It's not just overweight, fat sex activists that California is doing. I want you to look at this headline.
District attorney forced to refer to male rapists as she, her in California court. It's insane.
What the fuck is happening out there, man? That's what I'm saying. Just annex it, man.
Look, bro, the woke culture is done and they're still trying to hang on to it. Do they not realize that? No, because that's where it comes from.
Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro.
It comes from California. Fuck, man.
Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California is going to keep doing California shit.
Bro. Yeah.
I just don't get it, man. It's like, this is crazy.
Listen, a California district attorney, along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns. 51 year old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a woman's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison and is facing charges,

including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim,

a witness, excuse me.

He was removed from the women's estate.

But during a preliminary hearing,

Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his

preferred pronouns of she, her.

Thank you. During a preliminary hearing, Carol asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she, her.

I think I think the people who allow biological men to go into women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's going to tell you he's a woman you're a fucking idiot and you're you're a you're a danger to society and those women were raped because it doesn't matter if they're criminals no that's yeah it's not right no it's not right those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison and that is fucking wrong you know what i'm saying it's fucked up because someone wants to say i'm open-minded and i'm virtuous and i'm on this team women are facing life-ruining life-altering traumatic events and these people go home and think they're good people dude no i mean to be fair i'm sure dudes get raped in prison too right like yeah but it's by other dudes like you know i'm saying yeah that's that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy like if you don't want to get raped don't fuck around yeah and or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do i mean and men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control right you know like at least men of my age do you know like like if i go in there and you know i don't fucking fight and i don't fucking handle shit and i don't treat people right politically you're probably gonna get fucked up you know keep your fucking mouth shut keep your eyes down stay to yourself stick up for yourself it's pretty fucking simple don't drop. Yeah.
Don't be in there for molesting kids. Yeah.
I mean, oh, yeah, bad. Yeah.
You know, but I mean, listen, I mean, it's just crazy, man. That's why that's why I was saying just annex the whole state, bro.
I know it's beautiful and all. But I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then the thing is, brother, is like most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I think that's the other thing, man.
It's like, because we went out there. I think they're cheating the elections just like they cheated the election in 2020.
I think they've been doing that in California for a long time. Yeah.
It's just like, because nobody's with it. No.
You go poll people in the streets and they're like, this is fucking stupid. You know what I'm saying? But then it's like, but then like, why is this so common out here though? You know? Because I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California.
They're all like, yeah, no, dude, we're normal, right? Mike Taylor, who fucking awesome dude. He's from Cali.
You know? I don't know if he likes bread at Glizzy's, but it's just weird, man. I don't know.
Guys, jump in on this convo. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment. Sorry.
we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in.
We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options.
This one's interesting. Not really sure.
We ain't got bears today. No bears.
No bears. We got squirrels.
No squirrels? Dude, I had a raccoon this morning. Really? I think it had rabies or some shit.
It was outside my house. What was it doing? Walking on the sidewalk.
So what made you think it had rabies?

The eyes were kind of blue.

What does that mean? I don't know.

Maybe it was just a good looking raccoon. But in the morning

aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit?

I mean yeah but

I've seen them during the day. Yeah.

It was acting fucked up though. Yeah.

Yeah. Like it just stole something? Yeah.

Like it needed first form

energy. You know what I'm saying? That was terrible.
I don't know. It was pretty bad.
Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that.
I'll be honest. Hold on.
We're not going to let you do that. So it's your time to do the ad.
Do the ad. You know that record.
I have with that motherfucker do it we we need we some product placement gotta plug see what you got uh you know i was thinking about that raccoon man you know and i'm like man this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some screaming freedom not an ad that's it that's all i got man for real that's all you got what you got man you got something man i was you know i looked outside today and i saw this raccoon and he he looked a little crazy but i think he was just thirsty and so i happened to be drinking one of these amazing first form energy drinks best energy drink in the history of earth and i took a little dropper and i got some out of there because he looked thirsty yeah and i put it and he drank it up bro and that raccoon he fucking and i am not bullshitting you he fucking started to fucking fly and he flew away yeah and then he waved at me when he was going by said thanks for the first form energy Andy Yeah, and I said you're welcome buddy. Hmm.
I had to get yourself some of this bro Because I'm gonna tell you right now. It's gonna turn your day around.
Yeah, how about something like that? That was good Let me try. I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one motherfucker stole it the coon stole my grape.

Oh, dude.

Yes, like that.

That was good.

That was a lot better than this.

Motherfucker stole it.

That was good.

That's what I'm talking about.

That was actually better than mine.

Yeah, we got squirrels, man. See?

Yeah.

We got squirrels for a thumbs up, man.

Let's check this out.

I'm talking about. That was actually better than mine.
Yeah, we got squirrels, man. See? Yeah.
We got squirrels for a thumbs up, man.

Let's check this out.

California.

Back to California.

Actually, we didn't leave.

It was weird shit.

So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans, and vegans are not good for you.

California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time.

New study finds squirrels are no another rodent for the first time.

New study finds squirrels are no longer vegan in California.

So we got like zombie squirrels.

Apparently.

So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.

Oh, wow.

I know a few of those.

Bro, CNN, what the fuck y'all doing bro hey whoa hey what no traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts what the fuck oh cnn look you're coming hot. Squirrels can be carnivorous through the recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare, with few species known to have done so.
Now scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors,

including hunting, killing and eating voles. According to a new study, the research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of a long term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional Park in Contra Costa County.
Shit, say that five times fast. The project examines how California ground squirrels native to the state's grasslands adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes, in this case, an increase in the local vole population.
So these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing. Dude, that looks like a different kind of bro.
It looks like a vegan squirrel. It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel.

Needing protein is what it looks like.

Shit, man.

That don't look like a squirrel from here.

No, no, no.

Our squirrels, we got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though.

No, bro.

Our squirrels are much bigger than that.

Yeah.

And that one looks like a fucking rabies squirrel or something. It does.
That does not look like a real squirrel from here. That's a squirrel, bro.
Yeah, he's eating some meat. He's tired of them nuts.
His cheeks. He went for the whole meat.
Yeah, bro, but they're like hunting them and shit. They developed a whole different fucking way of life now, man.

It's just weird.

It's California.

Yeah.

They even got normal fucking squirrels out there.

Man, everything's weird in California.

Bro.

It really is, dude.

Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping?

Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

Yeah, she was swinging a whip around and fucking whipping herself.

It's weird. On the fucking side of the street.
Just give it here. I'll do it for you.
Bro, remember all. I'll show you how it's done.
Remember all those fucking trailers and camp camps and all that shit like bro. Tents and the fucking Starbucks cups.
Yeah. Shit on the sidewalk.
Yeah. Fucking California, man.
I don't know, man. Bro, man we rented that nice ass house and like you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered you know what i'm saying like people it's weird how people think like oh i'm in california and like they think they're at the cutting edge it's like yeah no shit nobody else wants to be there yeah nobody you know like saying you're from california is not a fucking brag anymore no it's like it's like you can't afford to leave there you know sorry california people but i feel like most of the good ones have left maybe i i i don't know i think they cheat their elections i think most people in california aren't like the shit i think most of them hate newsom uh and i think they all just think like oh well everybody else here votes for this shit so what difference does it make we're they're going to be we're going to be this way no matter what so they don't get good voter turnout and if they do the election is probably fudged but i mean dude like i've known i know you know all kinds of people from california and people that don't even agree with me on everything at they don't like this, the shit out there.
So I don't know. Yeah, man.
What we got on these, um, meeting squirrels, meeting, meat eating squirrels, no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts. It'd be cool to see kind of, I kind of want to see it.
I give it a thumbs up. Yeah.
You know. Adapting.
Yeah.

I think it's pro. You got to do what you got to do.

Protein's good for you.

Yeah.

Meat protein.

I mean.

I'm down.

You know.

Whatever, man.

All right, man.

Well, guys.

Andy.

That's all I got.

All right, guys.

Don't be a hoe.

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