824. Andy & DJ CTI: Democrats Trying To Push Through Bill Ahead Of Trump's Presidency, Ukraine Kills Russian Chemical Weapons Chief Igor Kirillov & San Francisco Hires Overweight Fat Activist

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Speaker 1 What's going on, man? Nothing, man. Yeah.
What's up with you? All right, you know, just getting my shit stolen after I steal it. Does that count as stealing? I feel like it should.

Speaker 1 Does that, does that, if somebody steals something from you

Speaker 1 and then you steal it back, right?

Speaker 1 Does that cancel out that you stole it? Yeah, I'm a victim now. Okay, so now,

Speaker 1 now I'm the criminal. Correct.
But even though it was my shit. Right.

Speaker 1 Got it. That is kind of how it works.
I mean, in today's world,

Speaker 1 put that white man in jail. You know what I'm saying? Daniel Penny, his ass.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit, man. That's crazy.
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 We got to have some more diversity in jail, bro. Hey, listen, equality.
That's right. That's what it's for, man.
What's going on with you, man?

Speaker 1 Oh, you know. Other than stealing shit.
Yeah, just stealing shit, stealing shit.

Speaker 1 Guys, you know, I just want to let you know, we are going to be taking a week and a half break

Speaker 1 for the holidays. The guys here are going to, you know, go do their thing and

Speaker 1 we're going to go do our things. And so I'm just letting you know.
Things will be done. Yeah.
We will be back at the beginning of the year next year. But we got a lot of cool shit.

Speaker 1 But I just want to let you guys know, just so you're not wondering where the fuck we're going. So these guys work hard.
We're going to

Speaker 1 give them some time off.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what's going on? Yeah, man. A lot of shit, man.
A lot of interesting things

Speaker 1 normal.

Speaker 1 It's like the new normal.

Speaker 1 Well, it is the new normal. They promised that.
They did.

Speaker 1 But I thought this was interesting. You know, I always like to think, you know, because we have an age gap between you and I.

Speaker 1 And it's always funny that they talk about, you know, things coming back into play, you know, styles that you guys had coming back in. You know what I'm saying? First of all, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I ain't like I'm 100.

Speaker 1 I know you think, I know you feel that way because you think that, but like, no,

Speaker 1 40-year-old dudes ain't fucking,

Speaker 1 bro. No, no, but it is a difference.
It's different. I mean, it's a different class.
For sure. Yeah.
You know, like senior citizen.

Speaker 1 You're not like Silver Sneakers Club, bro. I got you.
I don't know, bro. Fuck, man.

Speaker 1 I'm getting like,

Speaker 1 I'm getting Silver Fox over here, bro. I got the New Balances on the way for you.
New Balances are cool again.

Speaker 1 Dude, Rick Ross is wearing New Balance. Whatever Rick Ross is wearing, it's going to be cool.
Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 that's a fair argument. New Balance has got a great brand strategy right now.
Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 dude, I wear New Balance.

Speaker 1 That's going to be New Balance. I'm cool.
I'll wear some of them. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've honestly thought about getting the Gardener 2000s. You know what I'm talking about? No,

Speaker 1 that's not called the Gardener. Those are called the BBQ 2000s.
You do both, though.

Speaker 1 You can grill all whites

Speaker 1 with the high socks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, Sunday afternoon. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. You cut the grass, go straight to grilling.
Grass stain on the shoe at the grill. Correct.
Yes. That's the move.
That's called patina.

Speaker 1 That's called subdivision.

Speaker 1 That's called safe.

Speaker 1 No, but I mean, it's just always. It's called safe.
It's just always interesting, man. You're not having a duck if you're wearing those shoes.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like.

Speaker 1 You hear a gunshot in those shoes and you know that it's not shooting. It's like shooting at an animal or something.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 They're either hunting or it's 4th of July. Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 1 you don't got to even rewear those shoes you don't got to worry about nobody stealing your shit either nothing yeah you're right yeah you know what i'm saying it's like a forced field of safety fucks with those guys man like you don't fuck dude you don't with those guys they always got big let me tell you something no you do not with dudes that wear shoes like that for this very simple reason Because if they're going to wear shoes like that, you know they don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 They give two fucking. They'll fuck you up.

Speaker 1 They'll fucking put you in a hole with their grass stained new balances on, bro. That's how they got the grass stains.
That's what you don't know. You You think it's from cutting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's from cuttings. That's the story.
That's right. Cutting pieces.

Speaker 1 You know, but it's just always interesting to kind of see the dynamics there. You know, stuff that was cool then.
And, you know, now it's coming back into play.

Speaker 1 You know, but there are some things that this generation is doing. They're creating some, they're pioneering, creating some new words, and it's causing some rifts in some places.

Speaker 1 So I wanted to bring this in. Let's check it out.

Speaker 1 This is in Iowa. So the headline is: Free speech Organization Torches Iowa Classrooms Banned Words List.

Speaker 1 So this school had to create a list of words that are banned from being used in the school. All right.

Speaker 1 And so I just wanted to, you know, kind of go through these and see, you know, if you guys had any of these words or if this is true, like a true pioneering feat of humanity here. Okay.
So,

Speaker 1 yeah, it's causing some riff. So like I said, free speech advocates, they're crying foul play here.

Speaker 1 I'm saying the school is limiting the free speech of these kids from these words that they're banning in the school.

Speaker 1 Let's check the list out. Oh, and by the way, if you say any of these words in the school, it's a 30-minute detention per word.
30-minute per word. Oh.
Per word. Or per infraction here.
So

Speaker 1 you can't say pimp. Diddy party.
You can't say pimp. You can't say pimp.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that? No, pimp. That's my favorite words, bro.
Diddy party, diddler. Oiled up.
Baby oil. What's that? Skibbity toilet.
Skibbity. Yeah, skibbity toilet.

Speaker 1 Ohio. For some reason, I don't know.
You can't say alpha, beta, omega, sigma. Can't say brain rot.
You can't say the Rizzler.

Speaker 1 Bro, the Rizzler.

Speaker 1 That's a fucking great name. It is.
It is. Bro, the fucking Rizzler.

Speaker 1 I'm getting that shit on my license plate.

Speaker 1 No, I'm getting the Frizzler. The Frizzler.
Yeah, that's what I'm getting, bro.

Speaker 1 Shit, that's a good one. Can't say chat.
Womp, womp. Can't say giga chat.

Speaker 1 No me. That's giga chad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, that is.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Can't say racist comments in general. No racist comments.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Bro, we would be expelled. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Can't even tell any racist jokes, bro.

Speaker 1 Can't say hawk to a

Speaker 1 can't talk or hawk to a.

Speaker 1 No rage quitting. No encouraging suicide.

Speaker 1 That's probably a good idea.

Speaker 1 Okay, that one makes sense.

Speaker 1 Drug references, no drug residences. No Nazi or Holocaust references.

Speaker 1 Well, you know. My favorite, though, is at the bottom.
No LGBTQ. No, your favorite is no fat jokes.
No fat jokes.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite

Speaker 1 DJ found his safe space.

Speaker 1 Sign me up. How do I enroll?

Speaker 1 God dang, man. Yeah, I mean, fuck.
Like, just don't be cool.

Speaker 1 They're fucking Rizzler.

Speaker 1 Bro, that is funny. I mean, the LGBTQ jokes are like, I mean, who's running around saying jokes about gays? Yeah, I mean, nobody.
You know? Nobody's making any jokes about anybody.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like, no, it's not like they're running around the hallways like, hey, what are you doing? Dressed as like, as things they're not.

Speaker 1 It's like, what?

Speaker 1 Are calling themselves fucking shit they're not.

Speaker 1 It's not like it's like,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 it's not like it's the easiest fucking thing to make fun of ever in history.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 This joke, this school is no fun. Bro, I wouldn't want to go there, bro.
You would come out of there with no sense of humor. Sucks, man.
Why you got to ban all this shit, bro?

Speaker 1 Just let people say what they're going to say. If it ends up being stupid, it'll be stupid.
They get made fun of and they won't say it again.

Speaker 1 I mean, what was some stupid shit you said back in high school? Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Listen, man, I'll tell you this. I don't think any of my teachers liked me.

Speaker 1 You know, like,

Speaker 1 they definitely didn't.

Speaker 1 I talked

Speaker 1 way too much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The curse word thing, that started back then. That wasn't good.
I mean, listen, I mean,

Speaker 1 I was known for cursing like on the football field. I would get yelled at all the time by the refs, by the fuck coaches.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, I couldn't help it. I'm fucking sorry, man.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. A lot of this stuff didn't exist.
We had different names for these things. I like that Pimp is making a comeback, though.
Yeah, Pimp's coming back. Pimp's coming back.
Sigma. Sigma's a big one.

Speaker 1 Sigma Skibbity Toilet. What does Sigma mean now?

Speaker 1 Sigma is like, you know, like, you're that guy. Oh, really? Yeah.
It's like, you're that dude. You're him.
So we used to say, you that dude. Sigma.
That's that dude. Yeah.
Oh, that's a guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not that guy, that dude. That's that dude.

Speaker 1 Like, I would look at Joe over here and be like, that's that dude. Oh, that's that dude.
Yeah. So you look at him, bro.
He's a dude. He's Sigma.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Another one's. It's got a fucking cool nickname, Ice Cream Joe.

Speaker 1 That's a fucking that's a name. That's a name that a straight killer would have.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 You do got new balances, don't you? I bet you do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right. For special occasions for when he's got to go to work.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, listen, I think, I mean, okay, like the encouraging suicide. Okay, all right.
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 1 You know, sure. You know, you know, the one I'm like, no, no Nazi shit.
Like, what? Yeah, no racist comments. Too fucking far.
Like, too far.

Speaker 1 No rage quitting? Yeah. What the fuck is rage quitting? That's when you like, like, you lose, like, let's say we were playing Call of Duty.
Yeah. And I get pissed and quit.
And you just fucking, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. Yeah.
I would definitely violate that one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. How the fuck do you ban words?

Speaker 1 Well, that's, that's the legal thing, man. And so it's like, you know, the freedom of speech, that's not like an aged, you know, it doesn't like, there's not an age requirement.

Speaker 1 When we were in school, bro, really, you could say anything you wanted, but, and you could bully people. Like, everybody bullied each other.

Speaker 1 That's how you, that's kind of how you, uh, the hierarchy formed, you know? Like, if you can't take the fucking bullying, then you're, you know, you got to get tough mentally and calloused. And,

Speaker 1 you know, the words that we couldn't say were just like the curse words.

Speaker 1 Everything else, no one ever tried to tell us what to say. Free balls.
But they would say, like, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard.

Speaker 1 Or, you know, that's not very classy. Or that's.

Speaker 1 not how you want to talk about it. The standard will be set.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how it should be, man. That's how it should be.
Well, I mean, they're getting some heat.

Speaker 1 You know, they tried to protect themselves saying that, you know, the they made a statement the school district said uh in a statement quote our goal is not to censor or stifle student speech but to guide students toward language that fosters a positive and inclusive learning environment um and that's a rural district man like it's weird like yeah i mean i don't know

Speaker 1 some of the shit's kind of stupid though you know but again it'll weed itself out on its own i don't know guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments let us know um

Speaker 1 with that being said let's get into our headlines remember if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

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And so, with that being said, let's check into our first headline. Headline number one.

Speaker 1 This is interesting. We talked about this.
You know, Trump's not in office yet.

Speaker 1 He still has to get to inauguration.

Speaker 1 But you've said multiple times, we've talked about it on the show that they're going to make it very, very difficult for that transition.

Speaker 1 And, you know, here we are,

Speaker 1 second week, third week of December. And here we go.
So check this headline out. Democrats hastily trying to push through bill that would cost average couple $25,000 ahead of Trump's presidency.

Speaker 1 So there's this new bill, this Omni bill that they're putting in. It's like 1,300 pages or some shit like that that they're trying to push in right now.

Speaker 1 with a lot of stuff tied into it. And one of those things is this, this, this measure of it.

Speaker 1 Senate Democrats are rushing to push through a social security reform bill ahead of Donald Trump taking office that one group estimated would cost the average couple $25,000 in benefits.

Speaker 1 The Social Security Fairness Act would repeal two provisions that currently reduce payouts to public sector employees like cops, firefighters, teachers, and U.S. postal workers.

Speaker 1 The Committee for a Responsible Budget, a bipartisan think take, argued this change would make Social Security insolvent six months earlier than current projections.

Speaker 1 So as a result, we estimate a typical dual-income couple retiring in 2033 would see their benefits cut by an additional $25,000 with an additional $8,000 of that coming in roughly half a year of advanced insolvency.

Speaker 1 So, you know, you got that. They're taking money.
That's not the biggest thing. You know what? The other thing is included in this bill, they're giving themselves raises.

Speaker 1 So let's take 25 fucking grand from people who are already struggling to make ends meet. And let's give ourselves a fucking, bro.
Every single one of these people should be in fucking jail. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy, man. It's not crazy, dude.
It's tyrannical oppression financially. And this country, people always say, oh, we live in the freest country, in the best country, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 No, the fuck, we don't. That's not real shit.
That's a delusional fucking line that they tell us all growing up so that we won't question what's actually going on.

Speaker 1 When we pay upwards of 50, 60% of our taxes all in for our to live here, okay, that that is fucking wrong. The government is designed to protect us.

Speaker 1 The government is designed to protect this country and keep us safe. And really, that's fucking it.

Speaker 1 And it's become this all-encompassing mammoth of an operation where we're supposed to work more of our lives for them than we work for our own families. That is not fucking free, dude.

Speaker 1 And so we need to quit saying, oh, we're so free. No, we're not.
We're financially oppressed slaves of this country. And until our taxes go down to a reasonable amount, like 10% might be reasonable.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm not talking like down 10%.
I'm like talking 10% all in total. And the government is built to operate on that 10%.

Speaker 1 Until we get to that, we can't talk about fucking freedom. Okay, because we have families in this country who are suffering financially

Speaker 1 really more than they have in the last 40 years. And these people are wanting to take more money from them.
Yeah. Like, dude, fuck all of these people.

Speaker 1 Well, I think there's a, like, I mean, like, listen,

Speaker 1 it may not be a popular belief, right? But, like,

Speaker 1 I mean, on, just on a pure business side, right? Like, let's say you have an employee. They do, they don't even do the bare minimum, right? Like, they're stealing a bunch of shit.

Speaker 1 They're doing a bunch of, like, you don't give them a raise. No, you take away.

Speaker 1 You fire their ass or you fucking. Or you fucking demote them.
Or you demote them. You know what I'm saying? You don't fuck like what? No, but here's what they're thinking.

Speaker 1 They're thinking, well, shit, the cost of everything went up. Yeah.
Everything's, you know, that my salary that I fucking make didn't go as far. No shit.
It didn't go as far for everybody else either.

Speaker 1 Right. And you're not the priority.
You're a fucking civil servant. You are not the priority.
The priority is the people. Like, dude, we need some real leadership, bro.

Speaker 1 I really, really, really hope that Trump and Elon and Ramaswamy

Speaker 1 and these guys get this straight. I know Vivek agrees with what I'm saying because I've talked to him about it.

Speaker 1 But like, bro,

Speaker 1 I really hope they go in and fix this because, dude, if they don't, it's just another failed four fucking years.

Speaker 1 Our biggest problem in this country is the financial oppression that comes from our tax system. You want to stimulate our economy.
You want to create an amazing country.

Speaker 1 You want to create wealth, the opportunity for

Speaker 1 happiness and success and all the things that we're supposed to have here in this country.

Speaker 1 Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. You want that shit? You lower the taxes

Speaker 1 to a reasonable point, 10% all in, and you make the government operate within whatever that is. You make everybody pay it.
Poor people pay it. Rich people pay it.
Companies pay it.

Speaker 1 Everybody pays the same. You're all required to pay.
If you don't pay, you can't vote. And we make some other rules about that.
Whatever. I haven't thought it all the way through.

Speaker 1 But the point of the matter is, is that until that happens, we are not free. And it needs to happen.
If you want to fix shit, that will fix shit. That will fix almost everything, just that one thing.

Speaker 1 But we have so many blood-sucking fucks in our government system and so many bureaucratic, lazy fucks.

Speaker 1 When was the last time you went to a courthouse or a fucking license bureau or someplace where you had to get something done and it was run efficiently, where it was easy and it was smooth and it was fast.

Speaker 1 No, that's not what you get when you go into those places most of the time. You get some fat fuck sitting on their fucking ass, not doing shit and acting like you're not even fucking there.

Speaker 1 Like you're just, you're fucking

Speaker 1 inconveniencing them for whatever it is. And you got to sit there for two hours while they fucking stuff their face with Doritos.
Like, bro, that's the shit we're dealing with.

Speaker 1 And then they have four people for that same job and they're all sitting there talking. And then they put their little sign up.
It says, come back in an hour. No, fuck you.

Speaker 1 And don't you dare say shit to them or give them. Because they're going to be there for seven hours.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Like, bro, it's just, it's the wrong culture.
It needs to be fixed.

Speaker 1 It can all be done through blockchain technology. Every fucking license, every renewal.
We need to eliminate 90% of the licenses you require anyway. That's a whole nother thing of freedom.

Speaker 1 But the point is, is that all of this shit could be done.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not our job as the taxpayers to provide security for this massive government of unnecessary fucking labor force. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Those people should be required, like everybody else, to go out and be productive, not sit on their fat fucking ass while you're trying to get something done.

Speaker 1 And they just fucking treat you like you're shit when you're paying for their salary, bro. Like, this has to be fixed, dude, or the country will never be fixed.

Speaker 1 Well, on the other side of that, that coin, though, man, and like that's why I said this might be an unpopular belief, but like, bro, like, if if we had a very efficient government and we had, I don't care if their salaries was a million.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't care at that point. Well, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, you, you could do that because the mother, there would be only fucking a hundred of them.
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 But, like, like, if they were actually doing the job that they're supposed to be doing, I wouldn't care about this increase.

Speaker 1 Nobody would care because we'd be so happy about the results of the fucking work there. You know what I'm saying? Like, the inputs should equal the outputs.
Imagine your business, like, losing,

Speaker 1 you know, you got a hundred million dollar business and it's losing fucking $10 million a year every year.

Speaker 1 And you're giving people raises. It's wild.
Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 1 You know, another big issue, too, that a lot of people, and you kind of hit on it, man, but like, it's, it's not like, you know, people, and it's ignorance a lot of times because if people really truly knew like how deep and convoluted and departments within departments and subcommittees and all these fucking things that get these ridiculous budgets, right?

Speaker 1 And that's another big issue, man. Like one of the things that they're also pumping into this bill,

Speaker 1 not sure if you saw this, but this continuing resolution bill is going to fund this State Department agency that was the pinnacle of all of the Twitter files that they said was not supposed to be happening no more and was supposed to be going to the wayside.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're getting a bump in pay to the tune of about $75 million,

Speaker 1 which originally it was $60 million when the agency was first created. Now they bumped it up by almost 15 million.

Speaker 1 But, I mean, this is the one that Matt Taibbi, who did all the Twitter files reporting. Like, this is what,

Speaker 1 when you're talking about who was doing this shit, it came out of this direct agency. This was the link between social media and our government.

Speaker 1 The portal, all of that stuff was created through this agency. Which is a violation of First Amendment because through proxy, they were censoring.
100%. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, and so it's like, you know, like, but like, that's included in this bill, right? The Global Engagement Center has been included in page 139 of the continuing resolution.

Speaker 1 Although it doesn't specify its budget allocation, a previous Inspector General report shows the agency's 2020 budget totaled $75 million, of which $60 million was appropriated by Congress.

Speaker 1 You know, so

Speaker 1 they keep putting this shit in, man. And it's just like, at what point do we say stop? You know, and

Speaker 1 like I said, I mean, along the same lines as you, man, I just hope that when Elon and

Speaker 1 Vivek get in there, bro, they fucking hammer all of this shit out. Yeah.
You know, like the question is, like, I mean, there's going to be a massive surplus of money in that sense.

Speaker 1 Where does that money go to? Does it start going to, you know, paying down the fucking debt? Like, I don't know. I'm not an economist.
I don't know how that shit works, but I mean,

Speaker 1 it needs to happen, bro.

Speaker 1 It needs to happen. Guys.
Fucking bullshit. Jump in on this convo.
Yeah. And start being vocal about the real shit that we need to fix.
Like this, you guys get distracted.

Speaker 1 Everybody in the country gets distracted through all these things and they don't ever talk about the things that are very obvious. Like, why do none of these politicians talk about this tax?

Speaker 1 Why do they not talk? Very few of them talk about it. You know why? Because that's how they make their fucking money.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how they're able to pay the friends. That's why they don't teach you about it in fucking high school, dude.
They don't teach you about taxes.

Speaker 1 They don't teach you about personal finance because they don't want people to know how bad they're getting fucked.

Speaker 1 You know, it was one of my favorite clips of

Speaker 1 Trump. I think it was during the Hillary debate in 2016.
And she was like, he doesn't pay his taxes and he uses tax loopholes. He's like, yeah, the same ones that you and all your donors use.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, they all use the same fucking shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm like, damn,

Speaker 1 I can respect you at least saying it. You know what I'm saying? But if you don't understand the shit,

Speaker 1 you get taken advantage of. Even if,

Speaker 1 even if

Speaker 1 we were paying the exact amount now, and this place looked like fucking Dubai, I don't think people would say shit. No, cool.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Give yourself a fucking raise. Cool.
It's not that, bro.

Speaker 1 People would be okay paying 50% of their fucking tax if when they walked outside, it was clean and nice and beautiful and safe.

Speaker 1 But it's not. And it's not even close to that.
No. Nowhere near it, man.
Nowhere near it.

Speaker 1 But with that, let's go check some comments out, chat. Let's see what this

Speaker 1 comments look like. The chat.
Yeah. Let's go to the chat.
This first comment is from Christian Kelly 9046. He says,

Speaker 1 was interviewing a guy for a job yesterday in my office. I have a mini fridge full of first form energy drinks.
I keep on deck for the crew.

Speaker 1 Mid-interview, the applicant stopped mid-sentence when he noticed the fridge and said, don't be a hoe. Interview over.
Instantly hot.

Speaker 1 That's awesome.

Speaker 1 That's what's up. That's fucking sick, man.
that's great. That's great.
I mean, my question is, though, I mean, what flavors you got stocked in there? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Because if you got some grape, I might, I might be back. Man, I can't wait till the grape hits the market.
We're going to sell the fist. Oh, it's so fucking good, man.
Bro, it is good.

Speaker 1 I will fucking steal for it. You know, I know I'll steal it back.

Speaker 1 Let's check out this next one. This next comment comes from Captain Philly 7816.
He says, What's the difference between Andy and DJ and my dad? Andy and DJ came back,

Speaker 1 dude. I got a lot of messages about us taking time off.
People were not happy about that.

Speaker 1 I mean, but I think they were just as happy when they saw that we were not like in the gulag. So that's yeah, yeah, we're good, dude.
It's just the end of the year, man.

Speaker 1 We're fucking, we're busy for the projects we have going on next year. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people are happy, though, man.
They're happy. Like this last comment, we got one more from Stuart.

Speaker 1 What is this? Stuart Lamas,

Speaker 1 9813. He says, Glad to see Andy is back to his full-time job as a podcaster.
That's right. That's right.
I went out and tried to do real stuff, and

Speaker 1 you know, I didn't make a billion in a week, so I gave that up. I'm back to podcasting.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 I tried to do all kinds of stuff last week. Yeah, we should make a course on how to be a podcaster.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I figured, you know, like it took more than a week, so it wasn't going to work out. Yeah.
No, just version 3.0.5. I'm back.

Speaker 1 I'm back.

Speaker 1 Fuck, I'm here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man, guys, we appreciate you, though, man. We appreciate you guys for being real ass fans.
Keep liking, keep commenting, and keep being

Speaker 1 dope.

Speaker 1 Is dope on the banned list? Are you hiding the grape now? The grape, I want this tropical. Well, see, here's the thing.
I don't want you to have the grape. Well, that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 I know. Listen,

Speaker 1 if you have more grape, you'll steal more shit.

Speaker 1 So I'm fucking trying to do this tropical here, and I'm just going to keep that over there. Okay.

Speaker 1 The tropical lightning is fucking shit, dude. Oh, it is great.
Yeah, I think between like, it's like grape, the screaming freedom tropical.

Speaker 1 Bro, if you, if you throw the tropic lightning on ice, like in a drink, bro,

Speaker 1 it's good. Oh, dude.
I've had some 1P bombs before.

Speaker 1 You feel like, yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. You feel like, because, you know, I don't really drink that much.
Right.

Speaker 1 But, and I definitely don't drink fucking like this and alcohol. Yeah.
Fuck fuck me me up, but uh yeah, you find me in fucking jail for sure

Speaker 1 we might go to the groove. Yeah, you ever see me you ever see me drinking fucking energy drinks and alcohol? Yeah, take me to fuck home

Speaker 1 It's about to fucking happen

Speaker 1 dude of some sort

Speaker 1 But anyway, you throw this on ice dude and a drink it's fucking good and you feel like you're drinking It's just a it's a good drink.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I love it, man. It's good shit, man.

Speaker 1 But guys, let's keep this cruise cruising. We got headlines.
This shit is so good. Number two.

Speaker 1 This one's interesting, man. Let's go to Russia real quick for headline number two.

Speaker 1 Not sure if you guys saw this out there. I thought this was interesting.
There's always something deeper going on, too. But Ukraine kills Russian chemical weapons chief Igor Kirillov in Moscow.

Speaker 1 Did you see this? No. So this is interesting.
So a top general,

Speaker 1 a top Russian general accused by Ukraine of being responsible for the use of chemical weapons against Ukrainian troops was assassinated in Moscow by Ukraine's SBU intelligence service on Tuesday morning in the most high-profile killing of its kind.

Speaker 1 Lieutenant General Igor Krillov, who was chief of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical protection troops, was killed outside an apartment building along with his assistant when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off.

Speaker 1 Russia's investigative committee, which probes serious crimes, said.

Speaker 1 An SBU source confirmed to Reuters that the Ukrainian intelligence agency had been behind the hit.

Speaker 1 Quote, the liquidation of the chief of the radiation and chemical protection troops of the Russian Federation is the work of the SBU, the source said.

Speaker 1 So this guy is right outside of his fucking apartment. Bomb goes off on the scooter, kills him, him and an assistant.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 you know, Russia's intelligence is pretty good. They're pretty quick when it comes to that stuff.
So they got a guy. They have a suspect detained

Speaker 1 in this. They just announced today at the time of recording that it had detained an Uzbek man who had confessed to planting and detonating a bomb, which killed the general in Moscow.

Speaker 1 So here's a picture of

Speaker 1 the guy. This is him.
I'm admitting it. This guy did it? Yeah.
Looks like they put a little beating on him. Yeah, they always do.
They always do. Should have been worse.

Speaker 1 But, you know and he directly said uh that uh he was he was uh ordered to go to moscow and carry out this assignment for ukraine's intelligence services um so they have that now so this guy's dead either way now oh i mean he's fucked yeah yeah i mean he's he's fucked but you know you're a dumb motherfucker

Speaker 1 you know um you know but but but there's always something deep what do you think happens to these guys you think they fucking play call of duty enough and then they're like fuck i want to be a spy and then they're like fuck yeah i want to blow like they watch all these movies and shit.

Speaker 1 And then, like, now they end up like that. Yeah, bro.
Listen, I've seen some pictures of shit of like what the Russians do. Oh, they're going to pull all his fucking fingernails and his toenails off.

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 hold on. I already know what they're going to do.
People don't understand. They're going to pull your fucking fingernails off pliers, each one, one by one.

Speaker 1 Then they're going to fucking pull all your teeth out, one by one.

Speaker 1 Then they're going to cut your tongue out. Then they're going to cut your fucking fingers off.
Then they're going to cut your toes off. Then they're going to cut your dick off.

Speaker 1 That's what the fuck happens, these guys, bro. I've seen, I've seen pictures, man, and like it, like, I mean, I'm talking about upside-down stools, broomsticks going in places.

Speaker 1 Yes, I mean, bro, worse shit you could think of. It's ruthless, yeah, it's ruthless, but it sets a tone, it sets a tone.
You know what?

Speaker 1 It sets a tone, that's what we ought to be doing here to pedophiles. Um, I will do it so I'm the man for the job, broomsticks, and all, dude.

Speaker 1 Do you do all that shit and then throw them in the wood chipper, bro? They'll be begging for the wood chipper,

Speaker 1 It won't even be against their will. Yeah, right.
They'll be asking for it. Get to know it.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, listen.
Set the tone. That's all I'm going to say.
Set the tone.

Speaker 1 Nobody would be fucking with little kids anymore. If they knew that that was the fucking punishment, they wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, like, do you think the next Ukrainian spy, like, seeing this shit and knowing what's going to happen? Like,

Speaker 1 how eager is he going to be to fucking roll a fucking motor scooter up? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 It set the tone. But here's the thing, man.
Like, there's always something deeper. There's always something deeper.
always.

Speaker 1 Um, and you know, the initial thing that came out, like going back to the original article, they were saying that Ukraine had accused this guy, this general, um, of using uh chemical weapons on Ukrainian troops, right?

Speaker 1 That wasn't it, that wasn't it, you know, you know, the importance of this general here, this, uh, Igor Krillov. You know why he was so important? Uh, we have to go back to, to, to 2022,

Speaker 1 um, and we actually reported on this guy. Is this when they blew him up or crashed his plane or something? No, no, that was a different guy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But we talked about this guy on a CTI back in 2022.

Speaker 1 This general is the general who accused the United States and our Democrats of funneling profits from those

Speaker 1 secret Ukrainian bio labs to fund their elections. Remember this chart right here? Yeah.
Bro, that was him. That was the general.
That general created this, and he's the one that blew the whistle

Speaker 1 and talked about all of this shit. And he just got assassinated right outside of his home by a Ukrainians.
It ain't going to stop what's going to happen to these people. It's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 the cabal here in the United States, they're fucking done. No, I mean, like, I mean, there will be a Black Swan event in the next fucking 30 days.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, because, I mean, everybody's talking about it, bro. Like, I mean, our good buddy Sean Ryan has an awesome podcast.
Love Sean Ryan. He's the best.
He's fucking dope. He

Speaker 1 legitimately,

Speaker 1 people don't understand how good of a dude that guy is. They see him on the show and he asks good questions and he's a good guy, but like, that's a good fucking dude.
He's a solid dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, but, you know,

Speaker 1 and he has, you know, connections and people and stuff. And I was like, you know, the one lady that he interviewed, I think she was a former CIA girl.
Woman asset.

Speaker 1 But she, I mean, like, she very clearly is like talking about the shit very openly. And like, the problem is nobody's listening to her.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, and she has the fucking intel on this stuff. and nobody's trying to take her serious, you know? But like, I mean,

Speaker 1 it's just so crazy to me. Like, I mean, just this, I mean, even this system right here, the optics of it, you know what I'm saying? This guy blows the whistle, calls out Obama, Biden, Hillary,

Speaker 1 and George Soros. I mean, because that was the whole funneling thing, right? That's the cabal.
I mean, that's the fucking head of the snake. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 He calls him out, you know, and like, give them some time. Now you're getting blown up by a fucking scooter right outside of a fucking apartment.
You know what I'm saying? It's like,

Speaker 1 you know, but the thing is, again, the shit's already out there. Yeah.
To your point. You know what I'm saying? So like that doesn't stop this.
Like the information has already been put out.

Speaker 1 We know it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 So I mean, dude, it's just interesting times, man. It is interesting times.

Speaker 1 I just thought that was so, so crazy, man. Yeah, that is crazy, dude.
But not really. Like,

Speaker 1 I mean, he's not the only guy saying this. Yeah, he was just the first.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because, I mean, he runs Russia's side. You know what I'm saying? Like, and he was he put it out there.
He's like, No, this is what's happening in Ukraine.

Speaker 1 Well, and this is also why they don't let us see any of the communications that come out of Russia, they don't let us see Putin talk, they don't let us see Krillov talk, they don't fucking let us see it.

Speaker 1 And it's for those reasons, man. This shit's wild.
I mean, look, like, I mean, that's this is the uh picture right outside of the apartment where it went off,

Speaker 1 and uh, damn, dude, yeah, I mean, it's just wild, bro. Wild look, there's his body,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's just bro, you ever look at at you you you like looking at dead bodies um i do too man like when i see pictures i don't know i mean i don't i mean like the gory videos and shit like you watch that shit joe i do too i see it what the fuck up what is that it's not like i like it it's just like i can't help i can't look well that's why i'm about to say like i don't i'm not i don't think i would say i like it but like it's just like oh all right cool yeah man i mean it's some crazy shit out there for sure um Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this combo.

Speaker 1 Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 Let's get to headline number three. Now,

Speaker 1 I got to preface this. All right.
We're going to California.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 we're going to go to Cali. Okay.
All right. Now, I want to say this before we even get into it, bro.

Speaker 1 I believe we should just exile California, the entire state. We give people like a week to get out, like the good ones, let them out.
And then just fucking like, you know. No, blow the

Speaker 1 beautiful

Speaker 1 part of the country, bro. The reason that everybody goes there is because, like, the weather is perfect, dude.

Speaker 1 So, like, you get all the homeless people and you get all the

Speaker 1 vagabonds and the drifters and because they can live year-round and not be cold, right?

Speaker 1 And then, and then, on top of it, you get all these young people that think they're going to be the next fucking, you know, Leonardo DiCaprio. And if you ask them, they're already there.

Speaker 1 You know, everybody in LA has got a bullshit story about fucking what they're doing and where they are and who they know and what a movie in production. Exactly.

Speaker 1 It's like dude like you spend like literally

Speaker 1 two weeks there and you're like what the fuck is this place yeah it is full of fucking liars and bullshitters yeah and uh

Speaker 1 and what i think is that we should reclaim california i don't want to give it to them so let's take all those people

Speaker 1 okay the ones we don't want let's just throw them over the other side of the wall

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Fuck them.

Speaker 1 Fuck them, dude. Like, they're fucking ruining the country.
Yeah, I mean, they are. They are.
If you don't pay taxes and you fucking are making the country worse,

Speaker 1 fuck out.

Speaker 1 I'm with it. Listen, I'm with it.
I mean, I haven't seen enough. I've seen a little bit of California.
I mean, I went to Sonoma. Or we could pick a shitty state and send them there.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to say the shitty state because it's likely not shitty now.

Speaker 1 And then people will be mad that we said it. But I mean, there's some shitty states.
Yeah, I mean, I can name a few. Yeah, but let's not.
Don't name them?

Speaker 1 Well, if we sent everybody to New Jersey,

Speaker 1 they'd all fit.

Speaker 1 We get most of the country to be ours. They could all fit in New Jersey.
We'll build a wall.

Speaker 1 They got a little ocean front, like the worst one in the country. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's nice.
We can't let them have fucking California, bro. It's cold.
California is beautiful.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 California is nice. You know what I don't like about California, though? Like, I could never live there.

Speaker 1 Like, let's just say it was, you know, safe, culturally cool, and everything was good. New balances.
I couldn't, yeah.

Speaker 1 I couldn't fucking live there because by the time I wake up, the day is over on the fucking East Coast. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I can't do it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not an early morning, like, right away, dude.
Yeah. And

Speaker 1 I couldn't do it. I would, I would have.
I'm back at 12. It's fucking midnight.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
So I would rather, I would rather

Speaker 1 be over here on the east coast. You know, that way, when I wake up at my normal time, which is usually, you know, eight,

Speaker 1 which is late for business, right? But like,

Speaker 1 you know, if you wake up at eight on the east coast, it's seven here, six, mountain, five, west coast. So you get the whole day, you know? Yeah, that's real.
Yeah. It's real.

Speaker 1 Because California is fucking beautiful, bro. But like, I couldn't do it because of the time thing.
It's just so many weird fucks, man. Yeah.
And like, I mean, that's what headline number three is.

Speaker 1 We're going to go to San Francisco first. Oh.

Speaker 1 San Francisco hires overweight fat activists to give guidance on weight stigma.

Speaker 1 It doesn't shock me. I guess it pays to be fat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or whatever. Are you trying to advocate?

Speaker 1 Are you going to join? Are you like, are you like fucking considering getting a new job here? I mean,

Speaker 1 what's weight stigma? So let's dive into it. So an overweight fat activist, and that's her definition, by the way.
That's not like, I mean, like that. Fat is not a fucking negative term.

Speaker 1 It is an objective fact. It's objective.
It's a fact. You're fucking fat is not a fuck.
That's not like

Speaker 1 that's just a comment.

Speaker 1 Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're fucking fat, bro. Yeah.
Like, it's not like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's not an insult.
Yeah. Unless you're you.

Speaker 1 Unless you're the one getting it.

Speaker 1 But she didn't. See, I don't call people fat to insult them.
I call people fat as a statement of fucking fact. No, it's because you love me.
Yeah. But I mean, you're not that fat.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about fat fat motherfuckers. Yeah, big, big, big, big.
Yeah. Like, you're not big, big.
Yeah, I'm not like. You're mini-big.
You're like, damn. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, damn.

Speaker 1 All right. Come on, DJ.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're like cuddly bear big.

Speaker 1 They'd like you in jail.

Speaker 1 What the f? Yeah, you'd be the bear.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't he?

Speaker 1 The cuddly, funny bear. That's DJ.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? Is that gay?

Speaker 1 They loved me in jail. What? They would.
Oh, fuck, man.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so let's dive into this, man. Until it was time to eat.
You ate all their shit.

Speaker 1 You go eat that cornbread.

Speaker 1 An overweight fat activist disclosed that she has been hired by the city of San Francisco to provide guidance on the prevention of weight stigma. On Monday, Virgie Tovar reported to the news to

Speaker 1 her more than 82,000 followers on Instagram.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, so this comes after California Governor Gavin Newsom announced the state's own version of Doji, President-elect Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency, which is meant to eliminate wasteful government spending.

Speaker 1 It was going to do the opposite.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so Tovar, she's 42, she wrote in a post, she says, quote, I'm working with the team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality, she added.

Speaker 1 I'm unbelievably proud to serve the city I've called home for almost 20 years in this way.

Speaker 1 This consultancy is an absolute dream come true, and it's my biggest hope and belief that

Speaker 1 biggest hope.

Speaker 1 No shit.

Speaker 1 Biggest hope and belief that weight neutrality will be the future of public health. So

Speaker 1 this lady has a master's degree in sexuality studies from San Francisco State University. She's an activist who is dedicated to the fight against weight discrimination and dieting.

Speaker 1 So this is a fat sex expert. Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 The Blaze reported that she's the author of several books, such as You Have the Right to Remain Fat

Speaker 1 and The Self-Love Revolution: Radical Body Positivity for Girls of Color.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 wait, wait. Okay.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I'm about to fucking freak out over here. I know you guys all, everybody's listening and watching.
They're like, all right, here it comes.

Speaker 1 I want you to dive in.

Speaker 1 I want you to read this real quick, okay? You want me to read it? I want you to read it. Okay.
Is it too RV to read?

Speaker 1 This was her talking about unrealistically thin beauty standards. Okay.
This was an interview in 2017.

Speaker 1 That quote they're starting there. Go ahead.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I was born a fat person into a fat-hating culture, she said. I made myself sick trying to lose weight.

Speaker 1 Even when I was trying my hardest, I wasn't anywhere near a weight where people would say I was normal. This work felt like the only way I could survive.

Speaker 1 I wasn't going to live a life of shame anymore.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 I was born fat. I was born fucking fat, too.

Speaker 1 See, people don't, dude, you know, a lot of people don't know. I used to be fat as fuck.
Yeah, 350, bro. 350, bro, and not fucking like kind of fat, like fat.

Speaker 1 And she looks like she's about that too.

Speaker 1 She's about that same size. Come on, bro.

Speaker 1 This is sex expert. There she is with her fucking corn dog.

Speaker 1 Why do they always have corn dogs? Corn dogs, man. What is that? That last woman that fucking attacked us, she was a corn dog eater too.

Speaker 1 Remember that? Now, I will say.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that? I do remember that. I will say the Brett Glizzies, they're not bad.
The Brett Glizzy. That one takes like a real dick, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, it's got a little fucking tip on the top of it. It does have a tip.
It does.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Yep. Bro, how can you? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Imagine living in California, paying taxes, and knowing that your taxes is going to this to pay a consultant to talk about being fat and having sex at the Department of Public.

Speaker 1 How much sex do you think she actually gets? Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Over or under.

Speaker 1 I mean, I would say zeros.

Speaker 1 Sorry, bro. Like, man.
You become a sex expert by having sex.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 you know what I'm saying? Like, you can't just read about it. Like, you got to practice your fucking

Speaker 1 practical application. You got to.
Yeah. It's like fucking sports.
Like, if you don't practice it, you ain't going to be no good.

Speaker 1 I just refuse to believe she's getting a lot of practice. She could have some.
What you got, Joe? She looks like a oompa loopa that stayed in the factory too long

Speaker 1 bro

Speaker 1 she be eating all the fucking willy wonkers bro violet you're turning violet uh we're gonna get fucking she's gonna do some sort of thing on a

Speaker 1 is that dude is that her boyfriend uh yeah i think so oh husband maybe she is getting it hey man listen like they're they're listen there there's some dudes out there Like, that's their style.

Speaker 1 I fucking know.

Speaker 1 I never understood that.

Speaker 1 You know, me as a big guy, you know, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 You're big. You can't have big and big.
We both, no, you got to have big and little. I'm glad I always had friends that understood that.
That's what I'm saying, man.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker, you look, you think I don't understand that? You see pictures of me?

Speaker 1 You can't have big and big. We both can't be sweating.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. You can't do it.
No.

Speaker 1 Big and big. Like, my sweat's going to drop on you.
Your sweat can't drop on me, bro. Like, no.
Yeah, it's got to. Look.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it don't work. I don't work.
The fucking, the, the, the, uh, the physics. Don't work.
Now, I will say this, though, you know, like, Alex, she's, she's.

Speaker 1 like, if you're, like, if you, if you've got a big woman

Speaker 1 and you're a big dude, you ain't gonna be able to get in there. You know, the only thing that's safe, though, I will say this, and maybe this is it.
Like, I mean, like, from a bigger guy, right? Like,

Speaker 1 Alex steals my food all the time, and I fucking hate it. You know, like, and I don't feel like, I feel like, you know, like, you wouldn't.
I eat a lot

Speaker 1 of my shit. Yeah.
Yeah. All the time.
She's thin. Yeah.
I mean, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 But, like, I feel like, you know, if I got what's over here, I ain't got to worry about her stealing my food. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Because, like, she's going to order enough for her, and I'm going to have mine,

Speaker 1 I think Alex is doing you a favor by stealing some of your food, bro.

Speaker 1 I think you should be thankful.

Speaker 1 I'm just being real, bro.

Speaker 1 You're down like 70 pounds. That's a good thing.
She's just stealing your carrots.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I wouldn't be paying this woman to tell me anything. No, man, but it gets worse, bro.
It gets worse in California, okay? It's not just, you know,

Speaker 1 overweight, fat sex activists, okay, that California's doing. I want you to look at this headline.
District attorney forced to refer to male rapists as she, her in California court.

Speaker 1 It's insane. Bro, what the fuck is happening out there, man? That's what I'm saying.
Like, just annex. Look, bro,

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 woke culture is done.

Speaker 1 And they're still trying to hang on to it. Do they not realize that? No, like, that's where it comes from.
Yeah. That's where it comes from, bro.
It comes from California. Fuck, man.

Speaker 1 Everybody else is just like, fuck California. California to keep doing California shit.
Bro. Yeah.
I just don't get it, man. It's like, yeah, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 Listen, a California district attorney, along with other participants in the court, including witnesses and victims, are being forced to refer to a convicted male rapist using she and her pronouns.

Speaker 1 51-year-old Tremaine Carroll, a biological male that identifies as female and was incarcerated in a women's prison, has been charged for allegedly raping women in prison and is facing charges including two felony counts of forcible rape and one count of dissuading a victim, a witness.

Speaker 1 Excuse me. He was removed from the Whitman women's estate.
But during a preliminary hearing, Carroll asked his attorney to require the prosecutor to refer to him by his preferred pronouns of she, her.

Speaker 1 I think the people who allow biological men to go into women's prison should go into the opposite prison of what they are as well and have to live for like a year. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, if you think it's a good idea to put a biological man in with women because he's going to tell you he's a woman, you're a fucking idiot and

Speaker 1 you're a danger to society. And those women were raped

Speaker 1 because, and it doesn't matter if they're criminals. No, that's

Speaker 1 not right. No, it's not right.
Those women were raped because people wanted to seem virtuous on the outside of the fucking prison. And that is fucking wrong.
You know what I'm saying? It's fucked up.

Speaker 1 Because someone wants to say, I'm open-minded and I'm virtuous and I'm on this team.

Speaker 1 Women are facing life-ruining, life-altering, traumatic events.

Speaker 1 And these people go home and think they're good people. Dude.

Speaker 1 I mean, to be fair, I'm sure dudes get raped in prison too, right? Yeah, but it's it's by other dudes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's that's kind of like the prison fucking hierarchy.

Speaker 1 Like, if you don't want to get raped, don't fuck around

Speaker 1 or learn how to fight or whatever you got to do. I mean, and men kind of understand the hierarchy of primal fucking control.
Right. You know, like at least men of my age do.
Yeah. You know, like,

Speaker 1 like, if I go in there and, you know, I don't fucking fight and I don't fucking handle shit and I don't treat people right politically, you're probably going to get fucked up.

Speaker 1 You know, keep your fucking mouth shut. keep your eyes down, stay to yourself, stick up for yourself.
It's pretty fucking simple. Don't drop the soap.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't be in there for molesting kids. Yeah.
I mean, oh, yeah, bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, but I mean, listen, I mean, it's just crazy, man. That's why, that's why I was saying, just annex the whole state, bro.

Speaker 1 I know it's beautiful and all, but I mean, if we can get them all to New Jersey, then bro, the thing is, brother, is like most of the people in California aren't with this shit either, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I see the other thing, man. It's like, because like we went out there, we're, I can't.
I think they're cheating the elections just like they they cheated the election in 2020.

Speaker 1 I think they've been doing that in California for a long time. Yeah, it's just like, because nobody's with it.

Speaker 1 You go poll people in the streets. You're like, this is fucking stupid.
You know what I'm saying? But then it's like, but then, like, why is this so common out here, though?

Speaker 1 You know, because I mean, we got plenty of listeners on the show from California. They're all like, yeah, no, dude, we're normal, right? Mike Taylor, who fucking awesome dude.
He's from Cali.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't know if he likes Brett at Glizzies, but

Speaker 1 it's just weird, man. I don't know.
Guys, jump in on this combo. Tell us what you guys think think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's get to our third or let's get to our final segment.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we got thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck.
That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it.
It'll get one of those two options.

Speaker 1 This one's interesting. Not really sure.
We ain't got bears today. No bears.
No bears. We got squirrels.
No squirrels? Dude, I had a raccoon this morning. Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it was like had rabies or some shit. It was like outside my house.
What was it doing? Walking on the sidewalk. So what made you think it had rabies? The eyes were kind of blue.

Speaker 1 What does that mean? I don't know. Maybe it was just a good-looking raccoon.
But in the morning, aren't they supposed to be like moving around at night and shit?

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, but I've seen them during the day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was active fucked up, though. Yeah.
Yeah. Like it just stole something.
Yeah. Like it needed first form energy.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 That was terrible. I don't know.

Speaker 1 That was pretty bad.

Speaker 1 Why don't you give it your best shot? Let's do this again. I don't know if I can recover from that.
Hold on, honest. Yes, we're not going to let you do that.

Speaker 1 So it's your time to do the ad. Do the ad.

Speaker 1 You know, that raccoon.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be keeping with the record. Motherfucker, do it.

Speaker 1 We need some product placement. Got a plug.
See what you got.

Speaker 1 You know, I was thinking about that raccoon, man, you know, and I'm like, man, this raccoon would have been just fine if it had some Screaming Freedom, not an ad.

Speaker 1 That's it?

Speaker 1 That's all I got, man.

Speaker 1 For real?

Speaker 1 That's all you got? What you got, man? You got something bad? Man, I I was, you know,

Speaker 1 I looked outside today and I saw this raccoon.

Speaker 1 And he looked a little crazy, but I think he was just thirsty.

Speaker 1 And so I happened to be drinking one of these amazing first-form energy drinks, best energy drink in the history of Earth.

Speaker 1 And I took a little dropper and I got some out of there because he looked thirsty. Yeah.
And I put it and he drank it up, bro. And that raccoon.

Speaker 1 He fucking, and I am not bullshitting you. He fucking started to fucking

Speaker 1 and he flew away. Yeah.
And then he waved at me when he was going by. He said, Thanks for the first form energy, Andy.
Yeah. And I said, You're welcome, buddy.

Speaker 1 So get yourself some of this, bro, because I'm going to tell you right now, it's going to turn your day around. Yeah.
So, yeah, how about something like that? That was good. Let me try.

Speaker 1 I had a raccoon this morning and I was drinking the grape one. The motherfucker stole it.

Speaker 1 The coon stole my grape. And it,

Speaker 1 oh, dude.

Speaker 1 Yes, like that. That was good.

Speaker 1 That was a lot better than this. Motherfucker straight up.

Speaker 1 That was good. That's what we'll talk about.
That was actually better than mine. Yeah, we got squirrels, babe.

Speaker 1 We got squirrels for the thumbs up, man. Let's check this out.
California, back to California. Actually, we didn't leave.
There's real shit.

Speaker 1 So even the squirrels are realizing that they are no longer vegans and vegans is not good for you. California squirrels are eating another rodent for the first time.
New study finds

Speaker 1 squirrels are no longer vegan in California.

Speaker 1 So we got like zombie squirrels. Apparently.

Speaker 1 So traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts. Oh, wow.
I know a few of those.

Speaker 1 Bro, CNN, what the fuck y'all doing, bro?

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Traditionally known for stuffing their cheeks with nuts.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Bro, CNN

Speaker 1 coming in hot.

Speaker 1 Squirrels can be carnivorous through though recorded instances of the rodent hunting and killing other live vertebrates are rare, with few species known to have done so.

Speaker 1 Now, scientists have found unprecedented evidence of another type of squirrel exhibiting carnivorous behaviors, including hunting, killing, and eating voles, according to a new study.

Speaker 1 The research published Wednesday in the Journal of Ethology is part of a long-term behavioral ecology of California ground squirrels project at Briones Regional Park in Contra Costa County.

Speaker 1 Shit, say that five times fast.

Speaker 1 The project examines how California ground squirrels, native to the state's grasslands, adapt their behavior in response to environmental changes.

Speaker 1 In this case, an increase in the local vole population. So these squirrels are now going around and hunting and killing.
Dude, that looks like a different kind of squirrel.

Speaker 1 It looks like a vegan squirrel. It looks like a fucking mongoose squirrel.
Needing protein is what it looks like. Shit, man.
That don't look like a squirrel from here. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Our squirrels. We got some fucked up squirrels some places too, though.
No, bro. Our squirrels are much bigger than that.
And

Speaker 1 like, that one looks like, like, that

Speaker 1 looks like a fucking raby squirrel or something. It does.

Speaker 1 That does not look like a real squirrel from here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a squirrel, bro. Yeah, he's eating some meat.
Yeah. He's tired of them nuts.
In his cheeks.

Speaker 1 He went for the whole meat. Yeah, bro.
But they're like hunting them and shit. Like, like, they developed a whole different fucking, you know, way of life now, man.
It's just weird. It's California.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They even got normal fucking squirrels out there,

Speaker 1 man. Everything's weird in California, bro.
It really is. Do you remember that lady that was hula hooping? Dude, no, she was whipping herself with a whip.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she was swinging a whip around

Speaker 1 and whipping herself. It's weird on the fucking side of the street.
Just give it here. I'll do it for you.
Bro, remember all.

Speaker 1 I'll show you how it's done. Remember all those fucking trailers and camp camps and all that shit? Like, bro.
Tents and the fucking Strawberry cups. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shit on the sidewalk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's fucking California, man. I don't know, man.
Bro, we rented that nice ass house

Speaker 1 and like you walk outside a house and the fucking whole street was littered.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like people, it's weird how people think like, oh, I'm in California. And like, they think they're at the cutting edge.
It's like, yeah, no shit.

Speaker 1 Nobody else wants to be there. Yeah, nobody.
You know, like saying you're from California is not a fucking brag anymore. No.

Speaker 1 It's like you can't afford to leave there. You know?

Speaker 1 Sorry, California people, but I feel like most of the good ones have left. Maybe.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think they cheat their elections.
I think most people in California aren't like this shit. I think most of them hate Newsome.

Speaker 1 And I think they all just think like, oh, well, everybody else here votes for this shit. So what difference does it make?

Speaker 1 We're going to be this way no matter what. So they don't get good voter turnout.
And if they do, the election is probably fudged.

Speaker 1 But I mean, dude, like I've known, I know, you know, all kinds of people from California and people that don't even agree with me on everything at all, and they don't like this

Speaker 1 shit out there.

Speaker 1 So, I don't know, yeah, man. Well, what we got on these

Speaker 1 meat-eating squirrels, meeting meat-eating squirrels, no longer stuffing their cheeks with nuts,

Speaker 1 it'd be cool to see, kind of. I kind of want to see it.
I'll give it a thumbs up, yeah, you know, adapting, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it's protein, you gotta do what you gotta do, protein's good for you, yeah, meat-propatine. I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm down, you know, whatever, man.

Speaker 1 All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys,

Speaker 1 don't be a hoe. Share the show.

Speaker 1 Now, my druid box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted swole.
Got her own bank rope. Can't fold, that's a no.
Headshot, case close, close.