825. Andy & DJ CTI: Election Certification, Justin Trudeau Resigns & New Orleans New Year's Truck Attack

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What's going on, man? That was kind of a butchered intro.

Yeah, it works.

I got to get back in the routine.

I mean, listen, sometimes, you know, it just takes a minute takes a minute you know yeah it takes me a minute all the time i think you're giving yourself too much credit there maybe potentially um but yeah man what's going on man it's been uh it's been a minute has been it's not like i haven't seen you i've been with you but yeah um but no yeah we got a lot of stuff to cover. Got a plethora of things to talk about and dissect.

But we do have a lot of stuff to cover.

It's been a while since you guys have been graced with our voices and domestic terrorism and stuff.

A lot of stuff to go through.

A lot of stuff to cover.

But I wanted to kind of check into something that's happening right now um that i thought was pretty interesting um old horn dogs what old horn dogs horn dogs yeah old horn dogs you know the guy everybody knows old horny guy yeah yeah that's what's happening right now steven uh not steven skip bayless have you heard this shit no going on with Skip Bayless so he's in a lawsuit right now that is alleging that he was gonna give up a 1.5 million dollars for sex with this like hairdresser for the show why would he do that well I don't know but Stephen A. Smith she said this yeah she said that he's a legend that skip bayless uh-huh said i'll give you 1.5 million dollars for sex right come on man well i mean listen i mean and like listen he's old but in my opinion anybody that is in some fucking felt pants like this it might i don't know now those are pimping i don't know but then i also thought about it too i'm like no there's no way he did that because he's wearing a dallas cowboys hat so he's definitely gay you know there's no way he's doing that bro come on 1.5 million dollars to have sex is this like to have a relationship or is this to like have sex what is this just sex just just straight up so her story yeah is i'm trying to understand he's 73 by the way okay he looks great he looks good for 73 he's fucking annoying though him and steven a they're both annoying as fuck i can't believe anybody watches this shit real talk okay steven a's come around a little bit he used to be the most race baiting motherfucker on the fucking planet but now i'm starting to like i'm starting to like He's alright, he's come around a little bit He used to be the most race baiting Motherfucker on the fucking planet But now I'm starting to like He's alright he's coming around Skip Bayless I mean he might have to pay that You know what I'm saying Like he might It just seems like a lot of money to pay for sex For one time Why the fuck would you do that? That's a lot.
And like she apparently she's like Muslim or something.

Do they got a picture of her?

I had one, but I mean it wasn't

that. I mean she, I don't think

So what the fuck? So she said

hey. 20 bucks.

So she, 20 bucks, 20 bucks. That's what I'm saying.

Like 20. So wait, so Skip

Bayless, the story is she

said hey, this dude offered

me one and a half million dollars to have sex with him.

Right.

And she didn't take it. That's hard to believe on both sides.
It's hard to believe, man. It's hard to believe on both sides.
Well, that's what Skip Bayless is saying. I'm sorry.
That's what Stephen A. Smith is saying.
He said that the Skip Bayless, quote, the Skip Bayless I know has a hard time giving away $15. Smith said

adding that

quote he can't imagine Bayless doing that. He's one of the cheapest people I know.
So, I mean, I don't know, but here's the other interesting part. Apparently the same hairdresser, her name's Nushin Faraji.
She, she said she's also like, like just throwing a bunch of other people under the bus to Joy Taylor one of the hosts there she's saying that she's been going around sleeping with everybody to advance her career like bro it's just hot mess and we don't typically get into like the celebrity gossip shit but I just saw the 1.5 for sex I'm like that's interesting it doesn't make sense it's weird man it's weird's weird but uh now joy taylor's getting fucking blasted on the internet so they're saying that she bangs everybody all of those dudes actually really well yep is what it is see man i don't know i just thought that was interesting and uh i don't know guys tell us what you guys think down in the comments. I want to know if you think he did or didn't.
That sounds far-fetched to me. Did he do it? Well, did he did it? But I'm...
That sounds far-fetched, bro. It's a lot, man.
I know. And then you didn't take it? Like, come on, man.
It's 1.5. Like, I'd take it.
You know? Yeah. You you suck a dick for 1.5 you would wouldn't you 20 bucks 20 bucks no i need at least like 1.6 1.5 that's cheap man but yeah man guys let's get into the cruise uh you guys know how this works we put headlines up we talk about them um and if you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, headlines, videos, links, go to andyfrasella.com.
You guys can find them all linked there for you. So with that being said, let's get into our first couple of headlines here.
We got headline number one, numero uno. Most recent stuff we're going to cover, kind of go back in chronological order.
Most recently though, you had the J6 anniversary where they certified the election for DJT. And that was interesting.
It was a bunch of weird stuff going on there. There was some some laughs and then some like, you know, big shot moments.
People big leading Kim come queen. She got big lead lead a few times i don't know if you saw this clip uh so so january 5th they were doing some swearing in of some of the newly uh elected members of congress um and then uh this is a newly elected congresswoman taking her oath and then that's her husband in the blue suit let's watch what happens here thank you Thank you.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you for your work.
Thank you. Congratulations to you.
Thank you. Oh.
Oh. Sure.
I don't blame them. Listen, bro.
People don't respect people that cheated their way into the fucking system. You know, that she doesn't have actual authority, bro.
She sucked dicks to get where she where she's at and then they cheated so i don't blame that man who seems like a good man to fucking snub her i wouldn't shake her fucking hand either look at the damage she's done to the country yeah man no i don't blame him either i don't either well like and like there's also too like i mean she's she's you know, this lady has talked so much shit on that side.

Bro, do we not remember right before the fucking election her calling everybody Nazis?

They were calling us and everybody else Nazis.

Right.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

I think that guy's a fucking tremendous American for doing that.

American hero right there.

Yeah.

But I just love her face when he, like, doesn't shake it.

Yeah.

She's like, ooh.

Oh, uh, ooh. Oh.
I wouldn't want her fucking cooties on me either, bro. Who knows where the fuck she's been today? Today? Yeah.
Oh, man. It's crazy.
But there was a lot of weird stuff going on as well. She's like something from fucking Star Trek.
What is that fucking symbol? It's the pants. Is she from the fucking Enterprise? The USS Enterprise? She's a fucking Klingon, dude.
Look at her fucking face. I've never seen it.
She looks like a Klingon waiting to happen. What's a Klingon? One of them ugly motherfuckers with wrinkles in their face.
It's fucking brown. Like Chewbacca? Yeah, sort of.
Cheacca's more attractive. The Klingons are little short ones? No, that's a fucking Ewok.
Oh. You're thinking of fucking Star Wars, dude.
Listen. Star Trek.
It's different. Look over here.
That's a Klingon. Oh, okay.
Yeah, but doesn't she look like she's getting ready to be one? I could see it. Yeah.
The hair, the receding hairline is there. She become a klingon i see it i see it yeah that's fucking nasty ass bitch i don't know where her hand's been today yeah that's right but uh it's been in somebody's fucking pants wasn't dugs but uh the crazy thing is i mean there was a lot of stuff going on you know they take this opportunity every single year To try to drum up the worst day in American history Did they do it again? They did it again We'll go with Nancy Pelosi first One of her People posted this out for her And it's a lot of yapping I'll be honest She likes to go.
Four years ago today, our nation watched in horror as a terrorist mob stormed the Capitol grounds and desecrated our temple of democracy in a violent attempt to divert the peaceful transfer of power.

No, that's not what happened, lady.

Here's what happened.

You motherfuckers stole an election.

You intentionally created a diversion so that people would talk about that as opposed to you certifying a fraudulent election that's what the fuck you did and you know who did that you you're the one that did that because you are the one that denied the 20 000 fucking national guard troops that trump requested to maintain order okay so let's be real about who did what you fucking did that and the reason that you're posting about it is because you know that your ass is on the line and your ass is going to be the one that's caught up in it and you're trying to deflect it so that you don't get caught up in it what difference does it make you're 80 000 years old fucking just say yeah i fucking did it and then kill yourself well she ain't gonna serve that long you know nice fucking walker with tennis balls yeah apparently she had like some uh a hip surgery or something really yeah like probably her like fifth one it's

too bad she survived i mean that shit bro i'm fucking mean that shit 100 bro yeah well i mean that shit went to my soul just so we're clear i get it i fucking hate these people dude i get it i mean and like even with all of that she wasn't the only one. There was a bunch of people that tried to like go on that bandwagon again.
They do it every single year. No big deal.
But, and even despite all of that, the election did get certified. Trump is officially.
Did you watch it? I watched it. I watched it for a little bit.
Did you see the clip? Yeah. Kamala having to say it? Having to say it.
God, it was great. I mean, delivered to the president of the Senate is as follows.
The whole number of the electors appointed to vote for president of the United States is 538. Within that whole number, the majority is 270.
The votes for president of the United States are as follows. Donald J.
Trump of the state of Florida has received 312 votes.

Kamala D. Harris.

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Thank you. Good job.
You lost so good. The whole number of electors appointed to vote for vice president of the United States is 538.
Within that whole number, a majority is 270. It was a long, I mean, listen, she made history.
All right. First black woman to ever certify her own fucking loss in the election, huh? First black Indian fucking Klingon.
Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. She lost.
What? Huh? What? What was that noise you just did? Which one? That one. What? Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding one? That one. I'm not saying what you think I'm saying.

Yeah, no, no.

We're saying that song, that Pujami.

What's that song, Syed?

Zeesh.

It's called Mundiya Tu Bachke Rahi.

But who sings it?

Pujami.

Punjabi MC.

Pujami MC.

How's it go?

Do it. Hey, bro, that's like their crunk music, bro.
Bro, that shit fucking pops, dude. Listen, you start playing that, you better watch out.
Bro, remember when we were up in Vail, I started putting that shit on my reels? You saw it. Z-Shot, you saw it.
You messaged me. You're me you're like bro this is fucking awesome but the first guy that replied to it was i do well the fucking so we were sitting there talking we'd obviously been having some some uh you know some beverages and um dude i put it on there the first fucking guy that like laughed his name was like vasheed vasheed bobs and bajeen like bro he's like i fucking love this song bro all the indian dudes that follow fucking loved it yeah they were loving it dude that shit gets you crunk Dude, that shit gets you crunk, bro.
Bro, that's a fucking good-ass song.

It's a good beat.

That's that song that fucking Jay-Z does with them, right?

Doesn't Jay-Z do a mix-up with that?

I think he does.

That's another song.

Oh, it is?

Yeah, that's a different song.

They all sound the same to me.

Oh, bro.

Oh, shit.

We're making racism great again.

Yeah, I mean, listen, it is what it is, man. But shit's been good.
You know, all of that went smoothly. Didn't Syeb put the fucking, what, he put the dancing dudes on there or something? Yeah, dude.
Oh, fuck, man. Man, it's awesome.
They were going to that 7-Eleven on the moon. Oh, man.
But it's all going to that 7-eleven on the moon oh man but it's been good man uh you know everything went without a hitch it was smooth um now we still got uh what 12 days um oh yeah something like that before or virus fucking drones that anti-gravity drones. It's coming.

Whatever it is. Bird flu,

masks, the apocalypse.

We got a little bit of that a little bit later,

but it's definitely something's coming.

But the certification went without

hitch, mostly because of the

ice storm, I think, that came through.

Because, I mean, DC guy... Oh, that is a

fucking Star Trek pin. That she's wearing.
No, that's a American flag. No, that's a Star Trek pin.
Pull up the Star Trek pin. It does look similar.
It looks like the Space Force symbol almost. Oh, wow.
Yeah. Yeah, see? Yeah, I see.
I can see it. Fucking Klingon.
But in other stuff that's going on I'm one of them lizard people they're real yeah maybe I don't know who fucking knows that's the point that's the problem yeah but other stuff going on though you got you got Donald Trump he's been making some moves in the background. Donald Trump's talking some crazy shit.
Some crazy stuff. He said Canada's going to be part of our...
Today, he said Greenland. Today, he said Greenland's going to join our country.
He's taking back the Panama Canal. How about this, D? How about we fucking fix America?

Let's fix that before we start fucking invading the country.

I will say this.

It would be fucking pretty sweet.

I don't think we would need to invade.

I think they would join.

But the point is, I don't want them.

I want our country to be great.

Isn't Greenland the one that is all snow and then Iceland is actually green? Greenland is ice and Iceland is nice. Okay, that's the, yeah.
Okay, yeah. Yeah, I mean like, who the fuck wants to go to Greenland? Like, is there anything, I don't even know what's there.
Subterranean alien Klingon bases. Maybe that's what it's for.
Yeah. Some military shit.
I bet you can find that on the internet. Yeah.
But you also see, outside of those two... That's fucking wild, dude.
It is wild. For the last three weeks, really like the last five weeks because right after the election, I kind of got disconnected.
I was like, fuck, alright, I'm tired. I don't want to do this for a little bit.
So I stopped paying attention and then I really stopped paying attention to the last three weeks. Then I go back on the internet.
I'm like like what the fuck are you guys talking about america invades greenland no or he's also about to change the name of the gulf of mexico did you see the gulf of america like what are you doing man okay all right you know uh yeah gulf of america which has a beautiful name let's check

this out we're going to be uh changing the name of the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america which has a beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory the gulf of america what a beautiful name and it's appropriate it's appropriate. It's appropriate.
All right. Bro, real talk.
Can we fucking fix some of the problems we have here? Let's stick to deportation. Let's stick to getting these fucking criminals out of our country.
Let's stick to hanging tyrants. Let's stick to removing taxes.
Let's fix all that shit. And then we can fucking, you know, we can talk about making Canada part of the United States.
Did you see their fucking, like one of the politicians though, she makes this like response. It's supposed to be like this drop the mic response, bro.
Have you seen it? Who, in Canada? In Canada. No.
Oh, bro, hold on. This is Elizabeth May is her name.
This was her response to Canada becoming the 51st state of the United States. So, no, no, sorry.
And I really also take offense. Sorry, Mr.
Trump took offense to your idea that Pierre Poiliev wasn't good enough to leave the conservatives. Wayne Gretzky, I mean, he's great.
He is the great one. He skates to where the puck is going.
It's not going to MAGA. The puck is on a Canadian ice rink.
And by the way, Mr. Trump, please, before making public pronouncements that Wayne Gretzky should run for prime minister, give yourself or get yourself a briefing on the nature of parliamentary democracy, a Westminster parliamentary system, and a constitutional monarchy where no one runs for a prime minister.
We have elections for members of parliament. We don't get to pick and choose among our billionaire friends for who gets a seat at the cabinet table.
If they're not an elected member of parliament, well, Canadian system is different from that of the United States of America. I suggest that Mr.
Trump find one of his grandchildren's schoolbooks and look at the year 1776, which may explain a few things to him about why our systems of government are different. I don't want to belittle Mr.
Trump, but on the other hand, hey Donald, have we got a deal for you? You think we want to be the 51st state? Nah, but maybe California would like to be the 11th province. How about it? California? Oregon? Washington? You've got geography in common with us.
And not only that, we've already got a carbon trading system between California and Quebec. We've got some strong alliances on our west coast from British Columbia.
There's been a lot of academic papers on the idea of Cascadia. So California, Governor Newsom and Washington State, Jay Inslee, and newly elected governor of Oregon, Tina Kotak.
How about it? Want to put a referendum to your citizens? Because this is what you deal. Have we got a deal for you? This is what you get.
Free health care health care universal free health care no more one-year-olds who suddenly fall off the medicaid list and their parents are in the news because they're trying to do a gofundme so they can get their daughter to a doctor no how would you just take the all i heard that whole time was my mama no no no no no we got a deal for you.

Buck, you can have California motherfuckers.

All right.

Fuck, dude.

Yeah, we'll pay you.

Yeah.

I'll give you 1.5 of that.

We'll ship all the fucking immigrants to California, and they can join Canada.

Listen, I'll be honest.

I don't think.

Is there really?

No, let me be honest. How do these stupid motherfuckers get their way into the government? How does this happen? We're supposed to have the best and brightest people lead our countries.
Not the dumbest and fattest and most fucking annoying people with their fucking purple glasses. Like, holy shit, man.

It's every country, bro.

It is.

It's every country. Yeah, you know why?

Because everybody else who's got brains and everybody else who has ability and skill and talent,

they're out in the country trying to make fucking money.

They're trying to be rich.

They're trying to build shit.

Because you know what?

You can say whatever you want, but fucking life's a lot better on the back of a fucking yacht and everybody's trying to get there holy shit man and it leaves these people to all you do is talk about money yeah man that's because it's great it's crazy you go to fucking canada they take more of your money and then you got to deal with bullshit you can't have no guns can't have any fun but here's some maple syrup yeah people are nice are they nice oh yeah bro they're so polite are they nice listen man that's canada's problem is they're too nice too nice yeah they're too fucking nice and they let these fucking morons walk all over them canada is a great country it's beautiful the people are amazing everything's amazing but they're so passive that they allow these fucking tyrants to come in and fucking step all over them.

I have nothing against the Canadian people.

I love the Canadian people.

Yeah.

I think the fuck Canada is one of the most.

And it is.

It's not even.

I think it's one of the most beautiful countries on the planet.

Okay.

With some of the best people on the planet.

And they all have.

You know how we were in Colorado. Everybody's kind of like staring at me.
Yeah. Besides that.
They really did. They did, bro.
Yeah. Listen, I was like, bro, you know how like everybody that's American in Colorado is like, you know, go with the flow.
They're kind of like, that's how the Canadian people are. They're kind of like, it's all right, dude having a good day today's great you know they're living in the moment they're good people but they get walked over by these fucking communist fucks like trudeau and this lady and all this shit and you know what dude real talk i hope trump does fucking go in there and fucking make him part of our country because those people deserve better well not only that i mean his point though on the whole thing is that we spend a shit ton of money protecting canada yeah you know i'm saying like like we're not talking like a couple of million a couple of billion like hundreds of billions um there's a lot of money that goes to that partnership and we get nothing out of it might as well just take it over that's my thing i feel like especially when it comes to wars and shit bro we do any war we need to take over that country like actually conquer it make that a territory and like keep it moving instead of well the fact that they i mean look i can't believe we're even talking about this but like real talk the fact that they're such a fucking close ally to china it makes sense to that because they are fucking super aligned with xi xi ping and if you go to vancouver bro it's like a lot a lot of chinese uh nationals that live there and like bro i i don't have a problem with chinese people i have a problem with the chinese government yeah right most of the chinese people that live here are not fans of the fucking chinese government that's why they're here yeah but uh but they're they're so aligned that it does create a strategic soft point for our quote unquote enemies to have access to our country.
And that's not okay. They're right there.
Yeah. Yeah, bro.
So, I mean, there's an argument to be made for that. And, you know, if I was going to put my best and brightest on TV to speak to Donald Trump about why that's not a good idea, I would certainly have chosen somebody other than this fucking whale.
Oh, shit. Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, why do they always got fucking colored glasses? Why is this always pink or red or blue or purple or some fucking stupid ass color glasses why is that um i don't know have you ever seen a conservative person wear fucking those colors crazy colors yes no they just get some fucking simple glasses that look nice yeah they don't got to draw extra attention to their fucking ugly face that's what you know i'm saying that's exactly what it is listen here.
Listen, in 2025, it's going to be full savage.

Okay.

Okay?

Full savage, unrelenting, real AF, and then we're going to have an MFCEO project to teach

you motherfuckers how to win.

We're going to make winning great again, and we're going to make truth great again, and

we're going to make the truth savage as fuck, and we're going to make winning savage as fuck. Period.
So keep an eye out for that. Yeah, fuck yeah, man.
Guys, people keep asking. They're like, are you going to continue Real AF? Fuck yeah.
It's awesome. We have a great time.
But I also have recognized that the young people, the young men especially, you need to learn how to actually win. There's so many fucking bad, there's so much bad advice on the internet.
you have to learn how to actually win there's so many fucking bad there's so much bad advice on the internet you you have to learn how to win from somebody who's won and who's won over and over and over and over again and i'm going to dedicate a large amount of my life to that um because we got four years right now to turn the culture around for real and we need to turn it around and this fucking attitude of you know oh winning is bad or winning is selfish or you know remember where you came from or this or that or that we're gonna squash that shit and step on its fucking nuts and we're gonna get back to being big motherfucking american ballers that kick ass take names and have a good time doing it that's what we're gonna do and i'm gonna teach you how to do it hell yeah guys stay on the lookout for that yeah uh this first comment check, let's check these comments out, guys. This first comment comes from JojoB3863.
He says, it's the sixth Andy. We need you back, my nigga.
We back. We be back.
Oh, man. Yeah, well, we were supposed to record yesterday.
We had a fucking ice storm. I mean, I was here.
You were here. I was here.
We got a bunch of people that said they couldn't be here. I don't know who they are, but they said it was bad, though.
Real talk. It was bad.
The talk it was bad i got out on the road because like

after after you guys told me that like you couldn't get out i had to see for myself right bro it was

bad it was pretty bad yeah the roads were bad it's pretty bad this was like the first time there was

no way you're getting out in like a regular car yesterday no no yeah no even with the four-wheel

drive like it bro it was hard yeah it was difficult i was driving the hummer bro and

fucking i was all over the place but i like that i had some fun but um no dude i mean it was i think it was like the first time in my lifetime modak kind of dropped the ball i don't think they dropped the ball dude i think we got a we got a combination of of of ice base layer then snow on top which makes it hard to plow out yeah you know it was it's the road still ain't great. No, they're not.
Yeah. Appreciate you guys.
Yeah. Thanks for not dying.
This next next comment comes from at high Felicia. She says, I have been a listener of the pod for over a year.
And then this the first time that I watched because I finally wanted you to put a face to the voices.

Nothing is a match.

What?

What's that mean?

I don't know.

I think it means we're much better looking than what she imagined.

The match of her dreams.

She's going to be watching from now on.

Yeah, right.

That's right.

Hi, Felicia. Hi.
of her dreams yeah she's gonna be watching from now on yeah right that's right hi felicia hi it's ma'am yeah all right hey it is a different experience it is it is people are much better looking we are i mean if i was listening to us i'd be like like, these are two redneck, toothless fucks. But we got all our teeth.
I got my teeth. Oh, man.
Yeah. I appreciate you, Felicia.
I don't know what that means, but thanks. Yeah.
Yeah. This last one, interesting comment.
This comes from at Nick Reed, J9C. He says, what's scarier? Grass stained new balances or black Air Force Ones? Oh, fuck.
Black Air Force Ones all day long. They're scarier? Bro, listen.
Hey, I'm gonna get you hipped on it. You see a motherfucker with some black Air Force Ones, go the other way.
Go the other way. No.
Grass take grass stay new balances no i'll take the new balances all day long that's because you're young grass stay new balances are for older men that don't give a fuck they don't give a fuck they will think air force ones do black air force one is for drunk ass fucking cousins no andy Air Force One is for drunk-ass fucking cousins.

No, Andy, no.

Who's it for?

Them niggas.

What?

Them niggas.

You.

All right.

I'm always here to say they come. All right, you say that shit.

But the grass-stained New Balances, they'll fucking kill you, dude.

They don't care.

The Black Air Force One is going to steal your New Balances. I can't tell you.
Hey, it's going to be bad. Bro, that fucking motherfucker in the grass stay New Balances will kill you and then put you on the barbecue, bro.
Like fucking the dudes in Haiti. Black Air Force One is going to steal your barbecue pit.
How are you going to grill with no barbecue pit? That's what I'm trying to tell you. Bro, listen.
That's a dangerous mix right there. I'm sure they could probably unite the world, though.
What are you laughing at? What did he say? They got a different grill, bro. They got grills in the mouth.
It's different, bro. I put my our team yeah yeah the grass stain new balances those motherfuckers bury bodies you just don't know about it they got big hands why they always got big hands because they fucking shovel so much their hands grow bro i'm telling you right now you do not fuck with people who got grass stains on their fucking new balances they wear them in public you know they do not fucking care they do not fucking care the fucking black air force ones is for like fucking wannabes bro bro listen that's for like little kids that think they're hard you don't you don't you you know how much hard shit you got to do to get to a point where you can wear grass stain new balances i'm sure listen there's a fucking hierarchy that you have to go through and it takes like 25 years to graduate 25 grass seasons yeah no yeah at least

at least bro they start those motherfuckers started out in black air force ones and graduated

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With that being said, let's get back into our cruise with headline number two. Headline number two.
A little bit more on Canada. This was interesting.
A little transition here. Do you see Trudeau? He resigned? I did see that.
Yeah, he's out. You can't fire me.
I quit. That's basically what he did because they were right there.
Interesting. It was interesting how it went though because they've been talking about this for a couple of weeks now that he was going to be stepping down.
Justin Trudeau announced Monday that he is resigning after nearly a decade in office, following mounting calls for him to step down and, quote, internal battles within his own left party. The 53-year-old, who has been in power since 2015, said he plans to stay on his post until his ruling Liberal Party chooses a replacement.
He says, quote, I'm a fighter and I am not someone who backs away from a fight, particularly when a fight is as important as this. And with that, I resign.
No shit. I mean, this was interesting.
It came out of left field. It'll be interesting to see what Canada does, if there's going to be any, you know, crazy things that they decide to do, you know, up until his actual departure date.
You know, and maybe if he's taken a plan out of Biden's playbook, we probably would see some stuff like that because Biden's been doing some weird shit. President Biden, he bestows final presidential medal of freedoms you see this i mean it was a definitely an interesting list president joe biden on saturday bestowed the presidential medal of freedom on 19 recipients his last opportunity to give out the nation's highest civilian honor ahead of his upcoming exit from the white house quote you're leaving an incredible mark on our country with insight and influence that can be felt around the globe, Biden said at the White House ceremony.
Now, here's a full list of all of the people that he gave medals of freedom to. Jose Andres, Bono.
Is that the guy from YouTube? Yeah. Bono.
Bono bono then he just i saw something something he just like saved a dude on the bridge or some shit like that um i don't know um a couple people hillary hillary rodham clinton that's a big name on there michael j fox um robert f kennedy you know you got bill nye the science guy uh George Romney. Rubenstein.
You got some George Soros. Look at that.
I mean. Listen, dude.
Can I be real? Yeah. I thought like, all right, that'd be cool to win the Medal of Freedom for the service that you do to the country, right? Like as a civilian.
But the fact that Hillary Clinton got one and the fact that George Soros got one, I would never, ever, ever let that shit touch my fucking body as long as I fucking live. Yeah, because it's stained now.
It is. It's fucking completely corrupted.
And it makes me wonder if they are legitimately trying to ruin. Remember when they let Lizzo play the fucking crystal flute? Yeah.
Remember? Fucking Thomas Jefferson's flute. Yeah.
Right. It's just like they're trying to take away the meaning still of every single important symbolic gesture or award or recognition that we have as Americans.
And the fact that fucking George Soros got a medal of freedom after the destruction that he's created in this country after the immigration mess that he's created in this country after the crime mess that he's created in this country fuck that okay that's how i feel hillary clinton benghazi i mean like bro the list goes on and on, man. These people, in my

opinion, are literal

fucking traitors and tyrants.

And the fact that they...

I mean, I don't know.

If I was on that

list with them, I wouldn't even show the fuck up.

In fact, I think...

George didn't. George

Soros wasn't there. He had somebody

else receive it in his place.

But it does feel

like that, though. It feels like...

I don't there. He had somebody else receive it in his place.
But it does feel like that though. It feels like, you know, I think also too this will be the play because obviously I think with Trump coming in, you know, there's been speculations and talks about what he's going to do as far as the accountability part on, you know, somebody.
You know who should get freedom medals? People who fought and stood up during COVID and risk everything they had and fucking lost the shit that they had for standing up those people should be getting freedom medals they shouldn't be celebrities or movie stars or fucking you know no offense to messy because i love messy but like you know what the fuck did you do for america bro you know i'm saying like how about these people who fucking lost their careers and lost their families and lost their their jobs because they weren't willing to bend to tyrants how about those people winning medals of freedom well how about people how about people that fucking like did things for america not just fucking like this celebrity destroyed it yeah i mean we start there well i think part of that is like, you know, if there were to be some indictments that come down of treason and sedition.

Oh, but, you know, she received the Medal of Freedom.

It was, you know, like maybe it's just a way to protect it.

I don't know.

Did you see the video clip of her getting it?

Yeah.

Her fucking huge ass fucking stupid head.

Yeah, watch this.

Thank you. fucking stupid head yeah watch this yeah that's accurate that's fucking accurate bro well AI is getting wild AI is getting fucking wild I don't know that's.
But, I mean, you know, so whether it be the Medal of Freedom, you know,

as his last-ditch things he's doing while he's in office.

She's going to go to hell, dude.

Oh, for sure.

She's going to burn in fucking hell.

For sure.

She'll probably like it, to be honest.

Where she came from.

But the other things that he's also doing

too, that, that definitely have some, some big implications. Um, I don't know if you saw this, but he's, he's blocking, uh, all the new offshore drilling along most of the U S coastline.
Um, what for two weeks? Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
He's just like, I mean, it's just dumb stuff. Petty shit, petty Petty shit, man.
But to the tune of 625 million acres of coastline from future oil and gas drilling. And then he also blocked this big deal between US Steel and Nippon.
They're having to sue the Biden administration over this. You know, it's just like he's doing all of these crazy things.
Didn't fucking Trump say that he was going to do the same thing, though? Well, block that sale? Yeah, for tariff reasons, but he's doing it for a little bit different of a reason. But this was Trump's response to all of this, so check this out.
I see it just came over that Biden has banned all oil and gas drilling across 625 million acres of U.S. coastal territory.
It's ridiculous. I'll unban it immediately.
I will unban it. I have the right to unban it immediately.
What's he doing? Why is he doing it? You know, we have something that nobody else has. I mean, nobody has to the extent we have it, and it'll be more by the time we finish because I'll be able to expand.
You know, we're going to expand our country, it'll be more. We have oil and gas.
And whether you manufacture widgets or gidgets or whatever you happen to be doing, some countries have to work very hard to do that. We do, too, and we will.
But we have oil and gas at a level that nobody else has. And we're going to take advantage of it.
And when I see somebody saying he's going to ban 625 million acres, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't even know what 625 million acres would look like.
And we can't let that happen to our country. It's our greatest, it's really our greatest economic asset.
And we're not going to let that happen to our country. Drill, baby, drill.
He's always talking shit. I know, I love him.
It's just like, it doesn't matter how serious the conversation is. You know what's fucking cool is that now people are with it.
You know, when he was talking this crazy shit. Mean tweets.
Yeah. People are like, oh, God, he's fucking so unpresidential.
Now they're like, America. Right.
You know, it's like, because, dude, we all saw it slipping away. Yeah.
And so like like, you know, in a weird way, and I don't like this because it really did hurt so many people. You know, so many, you know, middle class families.
I mean, look, fuck, dude. Everybody.
Everybody felt the economic impact no matter what level you were at. If you owned a business, you felt it in your sales.
If you were a middle class family,, you saw it in your fucking paycheck. Everybody's been hurt by this administration, and everybody's ready to get back to fucking winning at a high level, on a personal level.
One of the greatest things that I think this has caused is it's brought to the surface the ambition and drive and hunger of the American citizen, especially the young American citizen where they're like, fuck yeah, I want to become wealthy because they don't want to deal with this shit. No.
You know what I'm saying? And I think we are on the cusp of one of the greatest resurgences of American culture in terms of what America has always been supposed to be, right? The pursuit of the American dream, the pursuit of wealth, the pursuit of freedom, the pursuit of happiness. These things are coming to the surface again on an individual level, which is very exciting.
It gets me excited. Okay.
Because when I started podcasting in 2015, I saw this happening. That's why I started podcasting.
I saw the ambition sort of falling off and that scared me because I understand how important it is to build wealth, to become financially successful. I understand the degree at which it affects not only your life, but also the lives of the people around you and how important it is.
Because like, dude, just through my journey, I've seen so many people, I mean, dude, thousands and thousands and thousands of people be inspired and then go create their own journey. And if we want this country to be great, that's what it's going to take.
It's going to take individuals deciding that I am going to be representative of the American dream to every single person around me. I'm going to be the dream.
I'm going to be the one that people say, there he is, dude. That's him.
That's the guy that started with not very much and built all of these things and because he did it I can do it too. And when people decide to do that, bro The culture rises and I see that happening.
Yeah, I see at least The hunger and the hope and the drive coming back and do that excites me man We'll do what it was is I think it put us in a put a lot of people on the personal note you're talking about. It put a lot of people in a position to realize that like, you can't save your way through a bad economic situation.
You got to make more fucking money. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? It's like, that's that like, bro, it lit some fires for sure. Yeah.
And it's great. Like, dude, we have all these Gen Z men, especially, and no, no, no shade to the women, But we have a lot of gen z men who are like i'm gonna fucking be rich yeah i'm gonna be wealthy i'm gonna dedicate my 20s to building that shit is awesome dude love it or hate it i'm gonna get it done yes and that is what's going to turn the country around because as these young men become in their 30s and they're you know they become millionaires and multi-millionaires all their family all their friends all their old network they see it dude and maybe they don't become millionaires maybe they don't become multi-millionaires but maybe they just get their shit together a little bit more maybe they hold themselves to a little bit higher standard and all of those little things create the American culture, right? So that's exciting to me, bro, because I love that aspect of this country.
I love the fact that somebody like me and millions of other people can think of something in their brain and actually go make it into reality. And like, that doesn everywhere in the world bro that's why so many people want to come here and if we had gone another four years with what they want that would go away and so it's exciting to me because i realized oh we have this four-year window to really fucking and dude i can tell you for the next four years dude i'm gonna pour my my entire being into helping these young people fucking figure out how to fucking win yeah it's gonna i can't wait dude because that's really what i like to talk about yeah dude it's gonna be fucking awesome um but i mean like you said we still got you know roughly a little bit under two weeks ago before um he's he's fully inaugurated in um and so you know he's still doing some other weird shit.
I don't know if you saw this. This got released.
Biden administration secretly releases 11 Al-Qaeda linked prisoners, including two former bodyguards for Osama bin Laden from Guantanamo Bay. So, I mean, he's just still doing this unhinged shit that just makes zero fucking sense, man.
Because he's getting paid to do it. Yeah.
He's been do it he has to he has to fulfill that promise you know what I'm saying it's just crazy man but in light of all of this there's still some big things that are happening that I think are beneficial potentially one of those big developments that also just came out Mark Zuckerberg Facebook's talk meta um mark zuckerberg promises less censorship on facebook as he scraps biased third party fact checkers you see this i mean yeah i got it sent to me a bunch of times today but you know let's see what he has to say yeah i mean it's interesting um mark zuckerberg has announced major changes to meta's content moderation policies and practices on Facebook and Instagram, citing a desire to embrace free speech and avoid censorship.

Zuckerberg's changes begin with scrapping Facebook's third party fact check system, which is notorious for its leftist bias.

Meta, the parent of parent company of Facebook, Instagram ands, is undergoing a major overhaul of its content moderation practices. CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced on Tuesday that the company will end its fact-checking program plagued by severe leftist bias and replace it with a community-driven system similar to X's community notes.
The changes come as a response to what Zuckerberg perceives as a quote, cultural tipping point towards prioritizing speech influenced by the recent elections. So he released a video.
It was like a five minute long video where he talked about all of this. He also, I don't know if you saw this too, he put Dana White on the board of Meta.
And so I'm sure that had something to do with it as well. Well, I don't think Dana would have accepted a position on the board unless he was going to agree to do this.
Unless this came first, yeah. I feel very, I don't want to speak for Dana, but I feel very confident.
Yeah, well, I mean, but here's my thing, man. And this is something I battle with.
I don't know if you see it the same, But, you know, we talked about this years ago with the America First train that would be coming through. And, like, you know, the people that didn't want to hop on it.
But then they want to try to hop on it once it's cool and popular. You know, free speech.
This is something we've been talking about on the show for fucking four years now. Is this Zuckerberg just trying to jump on the fucking bandwagon? Or does it even matter because if it is becoming free speech and all this stuff goes in, does it even matter if it's viewed like that? I don't know.
I just battle with that, man, because it's just like, where were you four years ago, bro? Well, I mean, he was trying to push an agenda. Yeah.
And I think he's realized that people have rejected the agenda. And I that he understands that he's needs to make changes where people are going to reject his platforms yeah and um i don't think i think mark zuckerberg is very very very very smart dude uh he understands the dynamic of social uh construction in terms of dialogue probably as good as anybody um it's business.
it's been his business for 20 plus years i mean you can't discount these things he's not a dumbass like people think oh zuckerberg's a dumbass oh really that's why he's like one of the richest dudes in the world the guy's smart as fuck so to me uh it's a wait and see you know let's see what let's see what he does um you know he i don't know he seems to be going through some sort of transformation personally uh you know he's taking up jujitsu he's becoming more of a relatable figure you know what i mean uh he's trying to he's getting into watches you know even though he could buy every watch company you know what You know what I mean? I like the direction he's going, but is it real? And we're going to have to wait and see because the amount of censorship that even just people like us have had is insane. One of the reasons I stopped posting, fuck yeah, bro Like yeah, like this is great.
Zuck like that's cool However, like how do you we still got to like talk about the accountability? Yeah Like during COVID bro when when people were getting banned from fucking meta for saying that hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin were effective solutions, which they ended up being and people were you know people died because of that Is that that third party fact checking that did that or is that meta that did that right you know these are things and and dude you know i i mean are we going to shadow ban are we going to traffic throttle at all because like i can tell you this my accounts are still fucking fucked up you know what i mean that's why i went to posting uh stopped posting

and went on andygram because i was getting censured uh traffic throttle for cursing you know like what the fuck dude like let's let it rip let it rip let it be what it is open up the traffic and the best will win and we'll have a uh you know a fair open dialogue as a community you know like everybody i mean look man when dorsey owned twitter and you know meta was doing this shit you know for for the last 10 plus years google meta uh twitter all these companies have basically worked together to craft a narrative okay the narrative it is the narrative they have become the controllers of the perception of reality and they've hid behind section 230 they said well we can do whatever we want because it's a private platform well that's a problem because most of the discussion happens here so at what point do we go from this being private companies to them controlling free speech and manipulating the perception and because of the Twitter files and the the information that's come out about all these social services the social media services we, we figured out that they were, in fact, controlling the narrative. They were boosting up viewpoints that they wanted, and they were using bot networks to promote and fake traffic to promote their narrative and then suppressing opposing voices.
That is creating a false perception of reality in society that and that's why when we go out in the world it doesn't look like what it looks like online right right like and and this has been going on for a long time and the agenda that has been pushed has been a progressive far left agenda that that really follows the guidelines of what communism is and uh so you know i can appreciate it dude and i and i i i know enough about dana that dana wouldn't i don't think dana would join the board if he didn't think that this was going to happen in a reasonable way i i know he wouldn't yeah i fucking know he wouldn't yeah um so we're gonna have to wait and see uh but yeah man there's a lot of questions dude and and um i don't know i it's you know when someone burns you over and over and over again you know over and over and over and over and over and they keep coming out and saying oh you know it's we're gonna change we're gonna change we're gonna change you know didn't he say something earlier in the year about changing all this shit yeah you know like didn't he go on rogan and say like the fbi made me do this shit but what's changed bro because i can tell you this the minute i post anything fucking weird on my story my trap my views they go they go to nothing right so when is this going to change is it changing changing today? Well, how do you implement it, right? Because I think that's the biggest issue, right? Like, I mean, this dude's a CEO. He's running this, you know, massive conglomerate of things, right? And it's like, you know, it takes, and I don't know this.
I'm assuming. This is all the same.
I'm not the CEO. You are.
Right? But, like, I'd imagine, too, that, like, you know, you got that many. He has a shit ton of employees that work for him, all these different departments and shit.
So it's different departments and shit so it's like bro employees don't always do what you tell them to do and that's what i'm saying so like how do you fix that i mean you know it's a cultural change inside meta like you're gonna you know he has thousands and thousands and thousands of progressive employees how willing are they going to be to let things just go through?

Right.

How are you going to implement this?

Like, I would like to hear a little bit more about that.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Like, oh, no, no.

Mark Zuckerberg doesn't know what he's talking about.

We're still going to need this for society.

Exactly.

That's the problem.

Yeah.

That's the problem.

It has to be addressed.

And that's a real thing when you run a company with, you know, a lot of employees.

Yeah.

I mean, dude, we have, you you know comparatively of small amount of employees um they do a pretty good job i couldn't imagine running a company like nike or google or uh meta and and having to control that i think it would be a very hard thing to control once the culture is already set so has to be a complete rewipe bro yeah bro yeah well i saw this too uh a friend linda wake up with linda did you see what she posted about this no should i get to it was good though she said something like it was amazing uh she's like uh it's amazing what happens when like you know you start doing uh jujitsu and you stop sunning your balls and something like that and And then all of a sudden, I'm like, yeah, I mean, I see it. He's trying, man.
And I did for effort. Look, man, I always, I mean, you guys, it's hard for me to be hard on Zuckerberg.
Okay. And people get pissed at me about this because I don't just trash him.
You got to understand, dude, this motherfucker was 22 years old and like one of the richest people in the world. Okay, when I was 22 years old, I was a fucking idiot, okay? And I'm probably still an idiot in a lot of ways.
But I certainly was an idiot in most ways at 22. I thought I knew everything.
I thought I was smarter than everybody. And in fact, those thoughts are what kept me from really becoming successful.
But this guy came up with something so revolutionary and so impactful that he became one of the richest people in the world basically overnight. Okay.
At 22, 23 years old, you cannot be prepared for that. Like there's no manual for that.
There's no manual for every single person coming out of the woodwork and wanting something from you. There's no manual for every woman in the world wanting you.
There's no manual for, you know, how do you know who's lying and who's got your best interest? Yeah, vures yeah bro and like time times what that was like for every other you know quote unquote rich person that you may know and times that by like a million for him because he's one of the richest guys in the world okay so i have empathy for him being a young kid who has probably been taken advantage of, who's probably been leveraged a lot, who's probably been, you know, tried, they've tried to blackmail him. Maybe they have blackmail.
Who fucking knows? Real talk. If they did that to him, I hope he comes out and be like, yeah, they did this to me.
Right. Because then I'd be like, all right, now, now this motherfucker's telling the truth.
Right. And I think people would forgive would forgive him for that.
But, you know, dude, who knows, man? I mean, that's just a lot. And so I feel like it could be him kind of getting in line with the wave of what's going on.
Or he could be making genuine realizations about how off he was and how he was misled by certain groups of people you know what i mean yeah i could see it both ways man yes and i just think it's wait and see and i really hope i really fucking hope that it's the second part i hope he was taken advantage of i hope that he because like bro if that motherfucker does come around and becomes like uh you know realizes what's going on bro it's gonna change the world you know what i mean like so i don't know i'm i'm rooting for him because the impact that this man can make is immense um but i dude i think it's just wait and see yeah guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments let us know man uh with that being said we got one more little trip to talk about um headline number three uh this is obviously uh something that uh you know i i know they've been waiting for us to cover and talk about got to talk about it um the uh the terrorist attacks we've had on the first of the year uh some interesting stuff there not a lot there's a lot that's come out about it but uh there's still some interesting stuff man so let's talk about it uh man responsible i want you guys to look at this headline because this i think this was probably the first piece that really pissed me off looking at some of the more left-leaning media outlets and how they're just writing these stories this is from ap AP News. The headline reads, FBI, man responsible for New Year's truck attack visited New Orleans twice before.
This is Politico. You know, truck attack is what it was.
Just a truck attack. You know, killed 14.
How about terrorists responsible for New Year's terror attack visited Right. Visited New Orleans twice before to scope out his terrorist plot.
Exactly. How about that? Like, dude, it's.
Dude, I'm so sick of these fucking media outlets sympathizing with terrorists and criminals. Fuck you.
Okay. We are done as people sympathizing with these people.
Bro. Okay.
We don't, we're not, you, when you say man responsible when it's a fucking terrorist, right. Or like, I saw this fucking headline the other day too.
It was like baby face teenagers attack and bro, it's just a group of fucking black kids. You know what I'm saying? Like nobody wants to identify who's doing what or what's what.
How about we just get back to the fucking truth? Okay? If it's a fucking white dude, it's a white dude. If it's a black dude, it's a black dude.
If it's a fucking terrorist from another country, it's a terrorist from another country. If we don't know it's a dude, we don't know it's a dude.
You know what I'm saying? But you got to say the truth, bro. These deceptive politically leading headlines are fucking insane.
Well, bro, but then you look at how they report on January 6th. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? White power. Exactly.
Dude, it's always like that unless it's fucking white people. They hide it until it's like white people.
And then it's the fucking devil. White devil's fucking, you know, it's like, man, shut the fuck up.
tired of it as a white dude i'm tired of it i know like dude all this shit does is fucking increase divisive thinking like when when you know like it just does and do we need we need to get back to what this country is actually about where we judge each other on the content of our character we don't give a fuck what color fucking anybody is and if you're a bad person you're a bad person if you're a terrorist you're a terrorist if you're a criminal you're a criminal i don't give a fuck what color you are i don't care don't matter no matter straight to the wood chipper that's it there ain't a black people wood chipper or terrorist wood chipper or white people wood chipper.

There's just a wood chipper.

Just a wood chipper.

And you go in it if you do bad shit.

I mean, I think that's how America's supposed to be.

It'd be nice.

Yeah.

It'd be nice.

But yeah, I mean, everybody's seen it.

I know there's plenty of videos floating around.

Samsuddin Jabbar.

Good old Southern boy.

Yeah, right.

But yeah, the man responsible, you said his name, Shamsuddin Jabbar. And, you know, they're releasing all this information on this guy.
Killed 14 fucking people. 14 people.
For no fucking reason. These people are down there having New Year's Eve or whatever, partying, probably on vacation.
and they never go home because some fuckface who shouldn't even be in the country decides he wants to fucking hurt him. When are we going to stop this shit, bro? When are American men going to stop allowing this shit? Like, fuck these motherfuckers.
Yeah. Well, and to your point, you know, like you see online, I mean, this was big 2020, right, where, like, people were like, oh, you know, I don't like this country.
Well, okay, like, why are those people in, like, to me, that should be, like, a telltale sign. If you say anything, like, you know, like, obviously, this country has some things to work on, right? We're not perfect, right? No, they don't like that our country is not like their country.
And why the fuck are you here? Or people that are even here.

This guy was an American citizen. You start saying some

anti-American shit and

GTFO.

Why are we not spending

taxpayer dollars to investigate those people?

Why are we not just

cutting all the fucking

bullshit out, paying

10% tax and

giving a little bit. Like, bro, we start a a charitable fund that people would give to all right here's the idea cut the taxes down 10 all in start a charitable fund that people donate to that goes towards the deportation of people who speak poorly about being in america we would all donate to it i'd donate i'd donate to it adopt a fucking deportee you know instead of like these commercials where like you know it shows this little kid starving or plays this commercial about the dog 50 sarah mclaughlin's on there crying about this fucking dog how about this we put a commercial out that says adopt a fucking deportee terrorist for 25 bucks a month bro every american every American I know would fucking give it.
And we would pay for your ticket, and we'd send you over there. And if you don't want to go over there, you go to the wood chipper.
Fuck you. Pick one.
Like, bro, if you don't like it here, get the fuck out. I don't get it, man.
I don't get it. But we want to investigate Christians at church and shit.
No, we got fucking motherfuckers sitting in jail for J6. It's crazy's crazy bro it's crazy um but this was a wild story yeah so he drove his car uh through which you know it's still unknown how he even got his vehicle into the the streets down i've been down to new orleans a few times it's it's you know it's pretty heavily protected well he drove huh he drove no but they got like barriers and shit to like you know remove what I'm saying? They removed the barriers.
That's what I'm saying. Like, bro, it's just weird stuff.
It's weird stuff. You know, but drove through and then there was like a firefight that went on where he was fatally shot, died at the scene right there on Bourbon Street, man.
And it's just wild. But another part that I hate about all of this, man, is that like, you know, we know everything about this guy.
We know that this guy was wearing fucking meta glasses. You know what I'm saying? But we still have an assassination attempt on Donald Trump months ago, and we don't know shit about it.
We don't know anything. You mean July? Yeah, right.
Nothing. Nothing.
We know nothing about it. I think we're going to know something about it whenever he takes office.
Bro. I mean, I guarantee you he already knows.
Like Trump knows the truth. He knows what, you know what I'm saying? It just hasn't been publicly made available.
You know, but it's just interesting. I know there was some talk that, you know, this guy was like, you know.
For the record, I still believe these people are not going to go quietly. No, no, no.
Not at all. Yeah.
And if they do go quietly, there will be some major shit that happens during his presidency right away right well just like they did right you know i mean total chaos dude um you know now i know there was some some some myths out there that this guy was like you know he came across the border all of that stuff that's not true he's an american citizen was an american citizen um served in the army uh you know and and you, people try to make this stuff political and, you know, get both sides kind of fired up. But it's just interesting, man.
And ISIS, you know, you had ISIS flag on this truck, but they have not claimed responsibility as of yet for this. They're thinking that this guy was just an independent guy operating on his own.
I don't know. Let's check in

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Our agents are getting answers as to where he went, who he met with, and how those trips may or may not tie into his actions here in our city in new orleans i mean we know so much about this guy it's just baffling then the other shit you saw the stuff in vegas um that that was weird uh soldier shot self in head before cyber truck exploded outside trump's las vegas hotel officials say that was another weird thing that also happened happened first of the year. And there's a lot of weird stuff going on about that, emails being sent in from this guy.
I mean, it's just weird stuff. And it's interesting just to see the response of, you know, both on the law enforcement side and I think now how citizen journalism is going.
A lot of the research is being done on individuals you know i'm saying they're just pushing the shit out now because we can't get the truth from where the truth is supposed to be coming from but that was another weird situation you had any thoughts on that like i listen i'm just gonna be honest you know when i when i think i know things i say them when i

think i don't know things i say i don't know i don't know yeah you know what i mean like a lot

of my friends you know have have been texting me um with their opinions and their thoughts

and different information and uh it certainly seems like it's not just some dude who's you know

uh trying to do something it it seems more like it's somebody who's trying to bring attention to some things um or someone who was you know framed up for it i don't fucking know yeah i don't know but it certainly isn't just some random dude blowing up a cyber truck yeah um i mean what information do we have yeah i mean not much and like and that's the thing of like and you look you rely try to allow i mean i know sean ryan's doing a bunch on it you know what i mean but like i'll be real i haven't i i haven't been able to follow it from what i could see honestly like i feel like there may have been some type of like manic episode that was going on with this guy um but there's been other things that again come out it's hard to know if they're true or not true but like you know you've been sending emails trying to whistleblow on some stuff that's going on with this guy. But there's been other things that, again, come out.
It's hard to know if they're true or not true. But, like, you know, you've been sending emails trying to whistleblow on some stuff that's going on.
To a number of different shows, too, trying to get out on shows, get the word out. Dude, I don't know.
It's weird. It's weird.
But it's interesting, though, what they're trying to turn the attention to, right? Like, I mean, this is coming from the media of what they want people to pay attention to and what they want people to focus on. Check this headline out.
This is from AP News. Is your car spying on you? What it means that Tesla shared data in the Las Vegas explosion.
Like, that's what they're worried about. Well, that's what they're trying to get us to worry about.
Well, I think they're also trying make it make elon look as bad as possible exactly you know um you know elon and vivek have got the entire internet stirred up over this fucking the visa shit yeah bro which is stupid i mean let's talk about no let's talk about that because i mean look dude i understand why people are pissed off because you know for the last four eight years we've had all these fucking illegals coming across the border and people are so tired of foreigners taking over our fucking country um that they're they're high they're highly you know pissed off sensitive to that yeah i get that but if we're being honest you know india's how many people are in india syed fucking billion a billion and a half 1.3 billion okay 1.3 billion people we have 300 million people here in this country you know a stable job that pays well is sort of taken for granted in this country you know a lot of people are like you know it's a sort of a guarantee which it isn't can away very fast. But in India, there's no doubts about that.
In India, they understand like, hey, man, there's a billion point three people here. I've got to get my shit together or I'm not going to fucking eat.
I'm going to be shitting in a hole. OK, they these people understand that.
And so when you think about the pure number of people that are competing for positions here versus there, it's not just a population difference. You know, how many more engineers, how many more architects, how many more tech savvy people, coded people, people who understand technology are coming out of india because of the sheer number of those

people that are high they're high skill qualified high skill yeah okay and then you have people over here that are not valuing those positions the same way because they come from a place of higher comfort level when they're born all right so big difference yeah and so when you talk about the qualified people to do some of these higher skill tech type jobs, there's going to be way more people from India.

OK, and if you want America to be great, wouldn't it make sense to selectively allow these high skill people to take the high skill positions here as long as they acted in the interest of this country and not their own you see what i'm saying makes sense to me so so like if you owned a fucking football team and all the the greatest football players came from india and you were here to win championships when you signed some motherfuckers from india ding so so i think it's a more complex discussion than people are making it uh and and to be to be fair i haven't heard because i was in the midst of taking our hiatus and when i do that i unplug completely um i hadn't heard what vivek said or or Elon said it you know and what's got everybody stirred up but I think I've got a grip on it is that no that's pretty much the gist yeah so like I think it's a more complicated subject than people are making it and I think we have to recognize that they're not talking about these fucking terrorists coming across the border we're talking about high-skilled people that happen to have been born in foreign countries and still trying to do it the legal way now i will say this all of those motherfuckers should be fucking american citizens and if they're going to take those jobs and they should all be uh beholden to our same tax code because what happens to a lot of these people is they come from these other countries they don't become a citizen they maintain a temporary visa and then they don't pay the fucking tax that they make and a lot of these big ceos and these tech ceos and even you know uh ceos of other industries that come from other countries they play this game where they earn all this money, but then they don't pay the tax into it. And that's fucking bullshit.
If you're going to earn your money in this country, regardless of if the tax code is fair or not, which I believe it's completely unfair, it needs to go down to a 10% all-in tax on everything. But everybody should pay it.
And there's a lot of these guys who are big shots in these big companies that fucking they're making 15 20 million bucks a year but then because they don't become citizens they're navigating around paying in these loopholes that's not okay yeah okay and and i think anybody who fucking does that should be retroactively taxed for the money they've earned here i think if you've earned that money in the last 20 years then you should be retroactively taxed to do that yeah that's my personal opinion because if you're a fool how the fuck do we as americans have to pay we get the same job you get but you come from fucking you know uh wherever you come from and you come here and you don't pay that tax fuck you man that's like dude as an american citizen i take personal offense to that stuff like dude when people because i have wealthy friends who are not citizens of this country who have bragged about that to me and when they when they tell me that it makes me angry it makes me not think they're my friend it makes me think they're a fucking traitor to the country that's allowing them to make the money that they made and i so so you so you because you come from somewhere else you get a benefit over me the american which is my country right bro in fact those people should probably be taxed more you see what i'm saying yeah so i don't like that and i think there's a lot of a lot of that happening but i also think that if we want to build the best brightest greatest country in the world we can't expect All of our talent to come from one little neighborhood, you know if you if you think of it like you're Like I said a football team right and you're a college football team You want to win a national title and you only recruit one little neighborhood your backyard.'s going to happen? You're going to get your ass beat. Okay.
So we have to selectively pull from the best talent across the globe for these high skill positions. We're not talking about importing gazillions of migrants, but if we don't have people in America, and by the way, maybe we should have something that if you know if you're an American citizen and you're you're a foreign citizen and you test out the same the American citizen gets preference.
Yeah, maybe we should have something like that. But if we don't have the skill positions to play, you know, running back quarterback, why receive the positions that put the fucking points on the board? We got to go get them.
You know what I mean? Well, I think that's the other side of that too is the aspect which is actually going back. I think it is changing, but going back to what we were talking about earlier, now we do have that drive of people wanting to be ambitious and wanting to do better.
But that's going to take years. That takes time to get through.
You know what I'm saying? We're not there yet not there yet we're still lazy as fuck as a country you know i'm saying so and dude people that come from less comfort and and and poor economies and poor countries are hungrier yeah bro they just want it more yeah and until we get people here to fucking match that and match the skill set that comes from that discomfort it would make sense if we want the country to be the best possible quickly that we recruit from there for certain things i mean dude i'm i'm sorry and people get mad about that but like makes sense to me you know we don't have enough and in the meantime we need to be building american citizens into that so 100 man 100 it's a complex discussion dude it's not as easy as oh fuck. And if we were not in a situation where we had 15 20 million illegal fucking people in this country and people were not as sensitive.
It'd be a different discussion. It'd be an easier discussion to have for sure.
100% man. Last little thing I want to bring up here.
It's interesting. We talked about this earlier in the show or at least alluded to it.
But there's something coming. There is something coming.
And I got this on the radar. This is just something for people to pay attention to and just, you know, keep in mind you heard it here first.
There is apparently a new outbreak that is happening right now. And of all places, China.
And this report came out yesterday.

So two days ago, time of this recording, the media has been reporting that hospitals in China are overcrowded and a new type of respiratory virus is spreading.

The British Daily Star and Independent wrote about this.

They write that an outbreak of a new human metamnophobia virus or HMPV has been recorded. Taiwanese media report a high mortality rate of this variety, 43 percent, and plans to introduce a state of emergency in a number of provinces in and of the PRC.
In China, new strains have not been officially confirmed

nor has high mortality,

but they have acknowledged there's a seasonal outbreak

of the respiratory disease

and studies have shown positive results

for the influenza virus,

human metanomovirus and the ronavirus.

And he posted this.

This is from Intel Slava.

This is the clip that is

circulating going around China right now. Check this out.
those are you on audio is just showing doctors and suits and shit right what does that remind you of reminds you of the exact same fear-mongering propaganda they put out during covid bro that might be the same clip from fucking, you know what I'm saying?

No, it wasn't.

The ones during COVID were showing people

fall over in the streets.

In body bags and shit.

Yeah.

It's very eerily the same way.

Listen, man, this is dangerous, okay?

Because we just got fooled,

and we all realized we got fooled.

Who's to say that these people would not,

and I've said this millions of times on the show,

I mean, not millions,

but hundreds of times on the show for sure.

Who's to say that these people won't just real release something real you know that's the problem of allowing these people like fauci and the nih and the fucking who and all these people to do all this biolab research and all this bullshit these motherfuckers got us by the balls because they were allowed to do this. All they have to do is develop a very, very, very real virus that kills people with a real vaccine that stops it and only make the vaccine available to themselves and release this shit on the world and they get what the fuck they want.
So this is very dangerous. All of this research is dangerous where vladimir putin is a hundred percent on point um all of these bio labs need to be considered crimes against

humanity they need to be closed they need to be destroyed all of the people who've been doing

this research need to be put in fucking jail and we need to fucking rid the the world of people

like this that think that they can play with nature and and fuck all you know like this is not

Thank you. and we need to fucking rid the the world of people like this that think that they can play with nature and and fuck all you know like this is not it's very dangerous it's it's very very very dangerous very dangerous it concerns me this is one of my biggest concerns one of my biggest concerns is that these little fucking nerds who you know bill gates and all these people fauci's and the fucking soros's and all these people who have now lost the culture war are now like look dude what happens when somebody bullies somebody right like they start off with a little bit like this right like give me your milk money right give me your milk money give me give me give me give me one of those chicken nuggets.
They start off like that, right? And then when you fucking say no, what happens? They beat your ass and they take it. Yeah.
Okay? So we're at the point now where they've tried to convince us. They've tried to propagate us.
They've tried to make us believe that this is all real. And everybody's like, nah, fuck that.
This is bullshit. Okay, so what's the next step? The next step is to fucking use that attitude against those people and the attitude of this is bullshit, the attitude of this is fake or this is fake news or this isn't real.
So then they use that against people. They release something that is actually harmful.
Nobody believes it. And it fucking kills a billion people or more.
And we are in real danger of that. And it's weird to me that nobody talks about that.
Like none, maybe in the back of the rooms, maybe in the areas where we're not supposed to hear the classified conversations, maybe they are talking about it, but that's the danger that i see the danger i see is these little twerps who think that they run the world the hillary clintons the fucking fauci's the bill gates's the the pelosi's the klaus schwab's the the soros is like all of these people they're all being quiet why are they being quiet why are they going along you see what i'm saying it's because they know something that we don't and it makes me nervous that this could be what it is it's a very real possibility yeah dude and unless the real leaders of the world like the real leaders i'm talking about the fucking putins and the trumps and the fucking the real leaders okay you guys say what you want about putin he's one of the most powerful men in the world till these people come together and say we're not fucking allowing this and everybody that does this shit is going to be fucking dealt with nothing's going to change we're at their mercy dude are you at their mercy no yeah all of you are everybody watching everybody listening and that's not okay no no not at all man guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh with that being said a final segment of the show as always we got some thumbs up we're dumb as fuck i don't know why india's been the talk of town? We gotta go to India. We gotta go.

Let's hear it talk of the town. We gotta go to India.

We gotta go.

Let's hear it, Zeeshan.

Come on, one more time.

One more time. No, no, come again.

Gotta go back to India.

Dude, they do some interesting stuff over there.

And they're setting some Guinness World Records. Let's check it out, guys.
Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Stuntman stops electric fans with his tongue to earn world record. This is big news out of India.
They got electric? That's fucked up. You know what this this whole show is fucked up i'm fucked up you're fucked up z shine's fucked up all you motherfuckers are fucked up and everybody listening and watching is fucked up so welcome to the club yeah hey listen we're for the shit we're the show for people with actual senses of humor who aren't afraid to laugh at things.
Oh, my God. I can't believe you said that.
Yeah. He said they don't have electric.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Let's cancel them. I can't believe you fucking said that.
What an asshole. Yeah, man.
I'm so much more refined. All right.

So, dude decides to stop electric fans with his tongue.

With his tongue. To earn world record.

That's an interesting world record.

It is interesting.

Yeah.

He's an Indian stuntman.

All right.

He earned a Guinness World Record by stopping 57 electric fans in one minute using his tongue.

Krathi Kumar Panakara, a.k.a. Drill Man.
Do you know him? Drill Man? Yeah. Yeah.
Drill Man took on the challenge on the set of Italian TV series Low Show Day, recorded in Milan. Panakera used his tongue to stop 57 fans in the allotted time enough to earn the

title the daredevils other guinness world records titles includes uh the most nails inserted into

the nose with a hammer in one minute which was 22 and the heaviest vehicle pull by swallowed sword

that was 4200 pounds damn here isillman stopping fans with his tongue.

Go! Ah, bro, come on. He's sticking his whole face in there.
That one wasn't even moving. Bro, he's using his nose, his face 30 seconds Is this tongue bleeding? I'm going to turn it up, exactly, and it's going to continue to turn back.

Is his tongue bleeding?

10 seconds left.

5, 3, 2, 1. 5 3 2

Is this tongue bleeding? his mouth's bleeding his face is bleeding you know why he wanted to stop the fans, right? Why? I can't say. I can't say.
I can't say. I ain't going to go there.
Why? Oh. I didn't get it.
Did you get it? I'm welcoming, man. It's fine.
It's too fearful. Say it.
Come on. Say it.
Andy, what you got on on this I don't know why you want to stop the pain What is it Is it that bad It is pretty bad I'll leave you guys up to speculate. Whatever, man.
I say this is thumbs down.

I call bullshit.

He was putting too much face in it.

Yeah, it's way too much face.

He has a hell of a beard, though.

The guy's got a good look.

He's got a look.

He's got a beard, long hair.

I think I might grow my hair out like that.

Yeah?

That shit would be like silvery, brown.

No, bro.

It would look like the villain in uh in uh the what's that movie called fuck back Val Kilmer's no no broke back you gonna be in there with me uh no man that movie uh the saint saint pull up the saint I don't think I've seen The Saint. Yeah, The Bad Guy and The Saint.
Bad Guy and The Saint movie. Yeah, we put it up there.
That's what my hair would look like. The Saint.
We gotta put it in the show, bro. Bad Guy.
The one with Val Kilmer. 1997.
His name is Trediak. Mm-hmm.
That's what my hair would look like i could see it it's a good look

dude this guy no the old the old man not the young man that's his son this guy

that dude looks like the uh

that guy there

yeah that guy

that's my shit oh yeah you would look yeah i could see it it's a good look dude it looks like the dos equis guy bro sort of yeah like dude when i had my beard out in colorado that's what it was looking like kind of what it was looking like i cut a bunch off like i let it go it was fucking pimping if i let my hair grow that's what it looked like it's a good look i could see it i just don't think i could fucking do it you'd have to do like the no i just don't i can't go through the awkward phase man you know what i'm saying yeah maybe i will maybe i'll raise money for it that'll give me some motivation there you go yeah what would you raise money for electricity in india slurpees for all oh fuck dude all right i'm raising money for electricity in india we're starting to go fund me million and a half people living in the dark. Pooping in the streets, man.

Yeah, man.

Guys.

Oh, man.

So what was the joke?

We ain't gonna go there.

All right.

We'll leave it up for people to speculate in the comments.

Why did he want to stop the fans?

Is it because he didn't want to waft the poo smell?

Is that what it is?

Is that what it is?

It wasn't that bad. That's not bad.
It's not bad. Hey, man.
I mean, I'd want to stop the fans, too. Listen, we know there's some civilized...
No, no, no, no. Bro, if they stop the fans, how their magic carpet's gonna work you guys are gonna have such a hard time with all the customer support oh fuck dude thank you for calling this is jonathan i know it's imbe all right man yeah guys we appreciate you Andy That's all I got man

We're going to hell

We'll be there with Hillary

We'll see you guys there

See you next time

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