812. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars

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Speaker 1 What is up, guys? It's Andy Prissela, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.
And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Speaker 1 Today we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet.

Speaker 1 that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet we're gonna get right into it today all right guys uh don't forget to share the show we're still dealing with all the censorship hopefully that ends soon but uh

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Speaker 1 Let's get live beep. What you said was not a test.
Oh, we're on two different races. Oh, all right.

Speaker 1 Anyway, what's up? What's going on, man? Nothing.

Speaker 1 What are you doing? Yeah, man. Everything's good, man.
Everything's good. There's a lot shaking out there in the chat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The chat's hot, huh?

Speaker 1 Chat chat's hot. It's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 But what I love, man, the most out of all of this stuff, obviously we've seen the liberal meltdowns and we've covered that stuff and that's great um but you know we've it is great it is great man let's let's pause let's let's have a moment of silence yeah i think we should we should have a moment of silence all right ready

Speaker 1 okay that's enough all right and uh but what's even what's even better is

Speaker 1 than than the liberals crying themselves and having their meltdowns is uh

Speaker 1 bullion's back man it's back and it's not like just like i'm sure like the the hardcore shit's out there for sure and we got a little bit of that later uh but

Speaker 1 it's just like people just don't care no more and they're like like they're exposing and just like it's i love it i love it listen man bullying works it does you know bullying works bro it does i mean for the most part i don't eventually it works all right works one way or the other

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 i'm just saying

Speaker 1 It does, man, and I love it. And I want to bring this video up that's catching some virality right now.
Yep. I thought was pretty fucking awesome.

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Speaker 1 So it's Diamond.

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Also, the entire premise of the ad and the service reflect a certain level of reality. You know that

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Speaker 1 Cryo.

Speaker 1 Is that fucking AI? Yeah, the whole thing. The whole thing was AI.
Holy shit. My bad.

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Speaker 2 Wait, something isn't right.

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Speaker 1 What the?

Speaker 1 Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Bro, was that really all AI? All AI. The whole thing? The whole thing.

Speaker 1 All those people were just made up? Everything.

Speaker 1 Damn. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 how are we going to know what's real and what's fake? This would be very, very, see, and that's like, this is like a readily, easily available to everybody.

Speaker 1 Like, that program, like, imagine the shit that's not commercially available. That's what I'm saying.
Like, how do we know? Like, how do we know what's real and what's not real?

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, if you watched that and you didn't know, and obviously it wasn't like satire, I mean, you wouldn't know if that was real.

Speaker 1 Think about what the government can do to you with that kind of technology.

Speaker 1 Like, they can make a surveillance video of you doing some sort of crime or bro and there's no doubt that if you show that to some a jury of your peers they're gonna think it's real you know what i'm saying like

Speaker 1 this is super scary and dangerous and nobody's talking about it bro natural disaster i mean think of not even just like pinning crimes natural disasters get people to donate and put a bunch of on you know presidential addresses who dude What if you hacked the news network and put some bullshit address on there that said we're, you know fucking being attacked or you know what i'm saying like dude it's crazy man it is scary

Speaker 1 it is definitely scary um i only i don't know what the solution is either like i don't i don't know

Speaker 1 how you put the toothpaste back in the tube on that you know what i mean like how do you this is why we talked about it four years ago and i believe this is exactly what we said was going to happen yeah

Speaker 1 it's crazy dude yeah it's wild man yeah i mean if anybody wants to get cryo frozen i'll free i'll pay.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, like, we're going to have don't cry, cryo scholarships.
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 Grants. Yeah.
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
You know what's crazy, dude? 120 bucks. It's how many people don't realize that our show is like half comedy.

Speaker 1 You know, it's all comedy. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
I mean, we're comedians. Yeah.
I'd say so. I mean, I'm funny.
But people don't think that.

Speaker 1 That we're funny? Or that? I guess.

Speaker 1 Talking about here. Which part? Yeah, I don't fucking know.
Yeah. Hey, man, it is what it is, man.
Yeah. Fuck them.
Somebody laughs at me. That's all that matters.
Yeah, well, anyway.

Speaker 1 What are they going to do with this AI, man, when they decide they want us off the podcast network? Is that picture real or fake? Is that real or AI?

Speaker 1 I can't tell.

Speaker 1 I mean, it looks real.

Speaker 1 But usually on those AI pictures, like the signs are all messed up or they got like seven fingers or some shit. On some, yeah, yeah, but I mean, that video was perfect.

Speaker 1 They're starting to get good now, though, bro. Like, some of the shit's kind of, I mean, even just the, I mean, yeah, the nose.
That's a, that's an AI thing. That's it.
That's an AI right there. Wow.

Speaker 1 How do, how could people tell?

Speaker 1 Like, I see on TV or on the internet all the time, people are like, oh, that's AI. I could tell.
How do you tell?

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I feel like for me, like, I don't know, it's easy for me because I look at it and I'm like, it just looks a little cartoonish.

Speaker 1 Yes, some of it does. Some of them.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 but like, fuck, dude, this one doesn't. But again, that's just like, I mean, this bitch

Speaker 1 looks like a cryo place.

Speaker 1 Like, you drove by that place, you'd be like, there's some like

Speaker 1 weird shit going on.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 and why are the what's why are the bitches naked in the back?

Speaker 1 I mean, they say they're going to throw a party. Yeah.
Well, you assume that kind of party. You assume that was a female.

Speaker 1 Oh. I mean, it looks like one, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 I think that is. Looks like a duck, walk likes a duck, but that's a dick.

Speaker 1 I don't, I've not seen any of these trans females that have like the right curves. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know.

Speaker 1 I mean, bro, that's just something you can't fucking replicate. Yeah, like hips and all that.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Child.
I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway. Yeah, man.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Viral video, man. Trump Bosa, 32.
Who's Bosa? No, Bosa, the football player. Yeah.
He's like, fuck you guys. I'm for Trump.
Yeah. I love it.
All right. Cool, man.
Well, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, let's get into our headlines.

Speaker 1 Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you.
With that being said,

Speaker 1 headline number one.

Speaker 1 Headline number one. We got more picks coming out.

Speaker 1 Actually, just as the show was starting, RFK got announced as Department of Health and Human Services.

Speaker 1 He's going to be leading that. But we got Matt Gates as AG.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 we have a mutual friend that we know

Speaker 1 who was actually going to be slated to get that position,

Speaker 1 but he has stepped down.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Matt Gates is in now. Matt Gaetz for Attorney General, top law enforcement officer in the land.
Trump wrote a very lengthy

Speaker 1 truth that he pushed out.

Speaker 1 And Matt Gaetz, very subtle. He just said it would be an honor to serve as President Trump's Attorney General.

Speaker 1 He's been getting some heat. Honestly, it's kind of weird that all of these people getting picked have been getting heat.

Speaker 1 Like liberals and Democrats are losing their fucking minds over these choices, which I think most people looking at him, I'm sure our audience

Speaker 1 agrees.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, I don't really have a problem with that person, like that pick. Like, yeah, I mean, it's like, no, he's making some decisions that I'm like, ah.

Speaker 1 But I mean, some make sense. Some don't make sense.
Some don't make sense. I'm fine with Matt Gates.
Yeah. Yeah, I think he's fine.
I'm also fine with Tulsi Gabbard. I am too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Democrats trash Tulsi Gabbard after Trump taps her for DNI posts.

Speaker 1 And she's starting to get heat. You know what I'm saying? It's just like...
Of course. I mean, any of these people are going to.

Speaker 1 Well, I think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that

Speaker 1 aisle. You know what I'm saying? That side of the aisle.
And now she's conservative.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I mean, who better to have in a national intelligence role than someone who is going to stay true to what they think is right and wrong, regardless of the label that's put onto them.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, I think the fact that Tulsi has enough backbone to stand up and say, no, I'm not with this anymore.

Speaker 1 This is where I belong is the exact kind of person we need serving because they're not lending their loyalty to a title or a group or, you know,

Speaker 1 anything other than what is right and wrong. So I actually think,

Speaker 1 I think she's going to do great.

Speaker 1 I wish more people would look at Tulsi and like more people that are you know we talk about these people all the time they're democrats so not super far left crazy you know what i'm saying and they need some room over here i hope that they would like look at her as like a beacon of like okay it's safe like maybe we can just roll over there now you know what i'm saying maybe you know i mean it is it you know what's what i think is cool about this tulsi gabbert thing is you know she was on the fucking terror watch list you're right she was on domestic terror list and now she's a couple of months ago man yeah and now she's in charge of all the people that put her on it That's pretty funny, bro.

Speaker 1 I feel like there's a lot of that shit happening, too. Just kind of just F used to the swamp.
We got a little bit more of that coming up in a late, a little bit later.

Speaker 1 But one thing I wanted to bring up that I thought was interesting is all of this stuff is going on. Obviously, it's getting a lot of traction.
A lot of people are watching it, paying attention to it.

Speaker 1 There's always something happening in the background, okay?

Speaker 1 And I believe that that background noise is this. This headline reads: Lauren Boebert probes UFO experts on the existence of underwater alien bases on Earth.

Speaker 1 The American people are being kept in the dark. So this was like a two and a half hour

Speaker 1 congressional hearing with experts, like people that are actually in these fucking programs talking about this stuff. And like nobody's talking about it.
Now, I know we've talked about it.

Speaker 1 I mean, you got the Project Blue Beam and stuff going on, man.

Speaker 1 But some of the stuff that they're saying is pretty wild. All right, pretty wild.
Let's dive into this a little bit.

Speaker 1 So Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert has probed top UFO experts on whether aliens had quote-unquote bases in the depths of Earth's oceans.

Speaker 1 During a hearing held by a subcommittee on the House Oversight Committee in Washington, D.C.

Speaker 1 Wednesday, Bobert asked a group of experts if they had any knowledge that the Department of Defense was involved with any secretive projects involving the manipulation of human genetics with non-human genetic material.

Speaker 1 So, the panel was a team of four experts, okay, consisting of retired Navy Rear Admiral Dr.

Speaker 1 Tim Galladay, former DOD official Luis Elizondo, former NASA Associate Administrator of Space Policy, Michael Gold, and journalist Michael Schellenberger.

Speaker 1 They four all testify that the government lacks transparency with the public regarding UAPs and alien life. Let's check this first clip out.

Speaker 5 Can you speak on that at all?

Speaker 6 Ma'am, I'm not qualified, certainly as a scientist or otherwise, to speculate points of origin. I looked at everything from a scientific perspective.

Speaker 6 So if you look at, for example, instantaneous acceleration, which was one of the observables of the program that I belong to, ATIP, the human body can withstand about 9G forces for a short period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences, blackouts and ultimately redouts and even death.

Speaker 6 Comparison, our best technology, the F-16, which is one of this older platform, but one of our most highly maneuverable aircraft, manned aircraft, made by General Dynamics, can perform about 17 or 18 G forces before you start having structural failure, meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate while you're flying.

Speaker 6 The vehicles

Speaker 6 we're talking about are performing

Speaker 6 in excess of 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 Gs.

Speaker 1 Dude.

Speaker 1 3,000 Gs.

Speaker 1 Dude. Not nine.
Not nine. Not fucking 15.
Yeah, which means you would liquefy as a human. 3,000.
So, like, the shit that they're saying that they've seen, that they even have

Speaker 1 3,000 fucking G's, bro. Instantaneous fucking travel.
Omnidirectional. 3,000 G's in an instant.
That's ridiculous. Check this other clip out.
Well, that's like teleporting almost. Yeah.

Speaker 5 In the discussions, it's simply about material, or is there a discussion about biologics? It was previously testified that there was biologics that were collected. Are you aware of any of that?

Speaker 6 I am, sir, aware of the reporting that biologics have been recovered.

Speaker 6 Again, my focus was more nuts and bolts, looking at the physical aspects of these phenomenon, how they interacted around military equities and nuclear equities. So I am certainly not a medical expert.

Speaker 6 I would not be able to probably provide you a whole lot of value in that simply because I don't have the expertise.

Speaker 5 Was anything described as that that we have possession of bodies? Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 Is it multiple types of creatures?

Speaker 6 Sir, I couldn't answer that. I can tell you anecdotally that

Speaker 6 it was discussed quite a bit when I was at the Pentagon. The problem is the supposed collection of these biological samples occurred before my time, in fact, before I was even born.

Speaker 5 And was this part of the Lockheed Martin discussion, or was this completely biologists is a completely separate

Speaker 6 separate yet related.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 Has anyone made contact?

Speaker 6 Sir, I'm sorry, could you specify?

Speaker 5 Has there been any, to your knowledge, any communication with a non-human life form?

Speaker 6 So the term communication is a bit of a trick word because there's verbal communication like we're having now. The problem is you also have nonverbal communication.

Speaker 6 And so I would say definitively yes, but from a nonverbal meaning. When a Russian reconnaissance aircraft comes into U.S.

Speaker 6 airspace, we scramble two F-22s, and we are certainly communicating intent and capability.

Speaker 6 I think the same goes with this. We have these things that are being observed over controlled U.S.
airspace, and they're not really doing a good job hiding themselves.

Speaker 6 They're making it pretty obvious they have the ability to even interfere with our nuclear equities and our nuclear readiness.

Speaker 1 Well, there is a story from, I believe,

Speaker 1 the time around the Bay of Pigs when there was believed, when Kennedy was there, that there was some sort of nuclear event the the cold war you tell that was all shut down yeah yeah yeah magically

Speaker 1 um and we pressed the button yeah and the aliens apparently shut it down yeah that's that's one of the you know conspiracies documented out there yeah it is like it's documented it is uh

Speaker 1 i mean what do you think dude bro listen

Speaker 1 A lot of this stuff, here's the weird thing. Listen, I think there's zero evidence

Speaker 1 that says they're not real. Right.
Right? Like, like, it's just ignorance. It wouldn't even make logical sense.

Speaker 1 If we're being told the truth about the earth and the universe and the way it's set up, it would make sense

Speaker 1 that there were other living beings and inhabitable planets and people with better technology than us. That just would make sense based on the infinite space of the universe.
Yeah. I mean, dude, like,

Speaker 1 a lot of this stuff happened back in the 50s, right?

Speaker 1 Like, a lot of it. Like, all the CIA classifications, most of those documents originated, started back in the 50s and 60s, right?

Speaker 1 And then from, you know, from then to now, it's like nobody talks about the shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, even with Area 51 and all the weird shit that allegedly happens out there.

Speaker 1 What would be the reason, like, my only question is, what would be the reason to keep Americans, keep civilians, keep humanity from knowing that information probably mass panic you know um

Speaker 1 people

Speaker 1 committing mass suicide you know civil disorder civil unrest uh

Speaker 1 it would be perspective shattering for a lot of people to confront that reality i think that yeah for sure yeah i mean think about like the religious zealots like people who are completely bound by the

Speaker 1 word of their religion, whatever that religion might be, right? Sure. Those people would have a hard time accepting that, whether they be hardcore Islam or Christian or anything else.

Speaker 1 You know, we talked a little, I don't know who was on the show recently. We talked, oh, when Dan Holloway was on the show, and we talked about the ice shelf theory.

Speaker 1 I think that was Dan Holloway.

Speaker 1 You know, there's that movie M. Night Shaloman did with called The Village, right?

Speaker 1 Where these people basically moved to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and taught their kids that if they go outside the nature preserve, these quote-unquote monsters would kill them.

Speaker 1 And when people tried to escape, the adults of the community, the village, dressed up as these monsters and actually killed the people that tried to escape so that it would instill fear into the village from trying to escape.

Speaker 1 And so

Speaker 1 if we're being told the truth about the universe and the earth and everything, it would make sense, right? But if we aren't being told the truth,

Speaker 1 it would, it could be very easily a made-up story to keep us in line as well. I mean, we don't know because they don't disclose this information to us.
And,

Speaker 1 you know, we deserve to know what's going on, man.

Speaker 1 And it's become, it's come to a point now where they've lied about so many things and they've kept so many things in the dark and they've lied about so much history that's happened that for everything to be disclosed it would I mean look at people that are freaking out about Trump they're freaking the fuck out shaving their head now imagine that times like a hundred when they find out all this crazy shit about history not being accurate

Speaker 1 the origin of humanity aliens the reality of you know earth and what it is and who lives here and how we got all the technologies that we have right like

Speaker 1 it would flip people into a frenzy and so it sucks because we do deserve to know and have full disclosure but there's going to be collateral damage to people because their perspective is so ingrained in what they believe reality is right we have these people that watch msm

Speaker 1 And they believe that everything that comes across on mainstream media is true. And then they look at everybody else who doesn't believe it and they think they're crazy, right?

Speaker 1 And so if you think you're the one that is, you know, grounded in reality and everybody else is crazy.

Speaker 1 And then it comes out that actually everybody else sees it and you don't, think what that would do to your worldview. It would be tough, dude.
See, I feel like we would be at a point, man.

Speaker 1 Like, honestly, if they came, well, I think there's

Speaker 1 at a point. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I feel like there's a couple of things, man. It's like

Speaker 1 Even if they came out and said, okay, yeah, all right, aliens are real.

Speaker 1 We've had them here. Like, here they are.
This is what they fucking look like. I feel like there would be a lot of people that would be like, okay,

Speaker 1 all right. Yeah, of course.
We knew it.

Speaker 1 We would be like that. Yeah.
You know, let me see. Joe Rogan would be like that.
What's a dick look like? Yeah. Like, yeah, that'd be your first question, wouldn't it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, so,

Speaker 1 you know, yeah, we would be like that, but also we're open to the idea that we're being lied to about everything.

Speaker 1 Which brings the second point, though, like, okay, like, how would we even know that their truth is now the truth? Well, hold on.

Speaker 1 What if they just said, oh, aliens exist and here's a video of them and it's AI? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Like, how, you know, like, so what would, what would, what do you think that process would even look like, man?

Speaker 1 Like, as far as like true declassification, like, what does the truth, how do you get the truth to be out there? Like, what does that look like?

Speaker 1 Because they ain't the same motherfuckers who two weeks ago told me that vaccines were safe and effective. Yeah.

Speaker 1 exist. Our current people would just say, hey, we put it out.
And then you'd read it and everything would be redacted. And then they would say, oh, we put it out.
No, you didn't. Right, right.

Speaker 1 That's what they would do.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't know, dude. I don't know what that would look like.

Speaker 1 I know this, though. I know a lot of people lose their fucking minds

Speaker 1 because, you know, they probably started with a little bit of a lie, a little bit more of a lie, a little bit more of a lie.

Speaker 1 And I think they're lying about so much now that it doesn't even really represent our current reality. I especially think they lie about the capabilities of the human individual.

Speaker 1 I think that humans are much more capable of

Speaker 1 manifesting and controlling their outcomes

Speaker 1 than we're ever been told. I think we've intentionally been told we are powerless, weak

Speaker 1 individuals so that we are easy to control. Yeah.
I mean, bro, that would make sense, man, because even if you go back to 12,000 years, the

Speaker 1 beginning of human existence, what we call humans now, it's like, I mean, you look at simple shit. Look at the pyramids.

Speaker 1 There's hieroglyphs of fucking UFOs and spacecrafts and fucking pyramids and shit. Right.
And it's like, how

Speaker 1 two things can't be true at the same time. Like, it can't be true that we went 12,000 years, no significant advancements, and all of a sudden we have a computer that fits into our fucking pocket.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 all of a sudden, at the same time,

Speaker 1 yeah, all of a sudden, all this technology started happening in the 50s, right? Right. We went right around the time, right around the time that apparently Roswell had UFOs that crashed there, dude.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, I get it.

Speaker 1 It just doesn't make sense. And then, like, when you look at like

Speaker 1 all the way back, like, when you look all the way back into anthropology, you know, 12,000 years ago, you know, there's this anthropologist named Robert Seffer, who is on S-E-P-H-E-R on YouTube, and he's got some interesting videos about the anthropologist perspective of history, which is the accurate

Speaker 1 interpretation of history because we have the facts in the archaeology to back it up, right?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 he did this one on

Speaker 1 how

Speaker 1 basically all across the earth,

Speaker 1 there are ancient symbols that are consistent

Speaker 1 on continents that are separated by massive oceans right and they're the same exact drawings the same

Speaker 1 yes and then when you talk to people they're like well you know that was back when there was pangea and it was one big thing no it wasn't that wasn't it was that's not accurate right so how the fuck did all these civilizations all across the world come up with the same ideas, the same drawings, the same figures, the the same, similar language,

Speaker 1 similar technology. And why are they all telling the same story? Why do they tell a story of a half fish, half human that came on a boat to their land and taught them all these things?

Speaker 1 They all tell the same story. It was a half fish, half human person that was a superior being that came in, taught them the technology and left.

Speaker 1 And like, if you look into, I know people that have never looked into it, they think that's crazy. But if you look into it, that's the story.
And there's drawings of it. So

Speaker 1 we, we don't know, like somebody knows this shit. You know what I mean? And there's like in the Vatican, bro, there's, there's tens of thousands of books that aren't even allowed to be viewed or read.

Speaker 1 Why is that? Same thing over in Tibet. There's tens of thousands of ancient books that aren't even allowed to be accessed or read.
Why is that?

Speaker 1 So, you know, there's a lot here, man. It's not just like, oh, you know, aliens, do they exist or not? Like, we don't even know know the origin of humanity for real.

Speaker 1 And everybody, you know, says, well, I know it's God.

Speaker 1 And I agree there's a God, but you still don't know. You weren't there.
You don't know the science. There's science that says that fucking the Anunnaki came out of fucking nowhere.

Speaker 1 What happened before that? Right. Well, God just formed this dude and said, threw him in a hole and they fucking showed up in Iraq.
You know what I'm saying? Like,

Speaker 1 you know, like, it just doesn't, it just doesn't. It just, there's just a lot more to it, bro.
I got really high one night. This is a while ago.
Last night? No, no, not last night. It was a while ago.

Speaker 1 I got really high in that. Like, I watched that movie Interstellar.
It's probably one of my favorite movies ever. Yeah.
And it hit me, bro. Aliens are just us from the future.

Speaker 1 Like, just a more advanced form of human. Who knows? That's what my belief is.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, there are humans that are just way more advanced. Like, I'm talking about thousands of years ahead of us.

Speaker 1 It was some good weed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't know, man. We'll see.
I mean,

Speaker 1 like, I don't, listen, they let me know. Look, dude, here's, here's what I think.
I don't like when people talk about this shit in, like, this is the way it is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, like, like, we'll talk about this. And then, you know, people will say, no, this is what happened.
You don't fucking know that.

Speaker 1 You don't fucking know that. You're right.
Nobody knows because we're being lied to. There's people that know, but we're not being told the truth.

Speaker 1 I'm not the person that knows and you ain't the person that knows. Yeah, and dude,

Speaker 1 we should be allowed to know the truth, man. We should be allowed to know what the deal is.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I got some.
The only way that the fucking they wouldn't allow us to know,

Speaker 1 why wouldn't, what is their main mission? Their main mission is control. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So the only reason that they wouldn't allow us to know, in my opinion, is because

Speaker 1 they use religion to control the populace. Okay.
And if something like this came out, it would shatter a lot of people's belief in that sort of

Speaker 1 code of ethics

Speaker 1 and structure. Right, exactly.
So they're, and maybe that's not exactly what they think.

Speaker 1 But the point is, we're not being told the truth because whatever the truth is, it's going to make it harder for them to control and rule over us. Yeah.
I mean, I think a little bit of that too, man.

Speaker 1 Like, what it could also just be something that's so simple as, okay, like, maybe there's infinite power. Maybe, you know what I'm saying? Maybe you have it.
Maybe we have it. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 So, like, so there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more. Now, that you know what I'm saying, like, and so the FF.
Well, Tesla fucking already made that, bro. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So, it's like, I think there's some you think Tesla came up with wireless electricity that can be transmitted through fucking radio towers, and then all of a sudden a dude just dies, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 And where does technology go? Oh, it just stopped.

Speaker 1 No, these motherfuckers have it in the archive, and they don't want to use it because, bro, listen, they got the cure to cancer, they got the cure to free energy, they have the cure to all this.

Speaker 1 The reason they don't fucking put it in is because it takes away the economic value that these other people who donate to these people's political campaigns and make them rich.

Speaker 1 It takes away their power to make money. So there's interest, financial interest, to keeping this shit secret.

Speaker 1 That's my take on it, man. That's how I see it.
Guys, jump down in the comments and let us know what you guys think about this topic.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's go through some of these comments, man. We missed them yesterday with Mighty Mouse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we got we had that was a full show it was a full that was the full boat very girthy bro very girthy and long

Speaker 1 yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 1 long for a white guy hey above average

Speaker 1 hey

Speaker 1 that was a fun show bro that was great he's one of my favorite guests we ever had if not my favorite i'd agree yeah chad right better get a chat right come on man chad right's one of my favorites too yeah i would have to i i'm neck and neck not physically because chad's a little taller yeah But

Speaker 1 yeah, they're there. That dude's funny, and he's with it.
Oh, he's with the shit, man. But yeah, let's crew some of these comments.
Bro, I didn't know what to expect. Like, I didn't know what.

Speaker 1 I was nervous. I didn't know.
I never met him. Yeah.
You know, you would have thought we knew him for 15 years, bro. You would have thought.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he said like one or two things. I'm like, all right.
Yep. This is it right here.

Speaker 1 He brought up Oprah fucking lying about his shit. I'm like, oh, this is going to be great.
Bro, that motherfucker's funny as fuck. He's awesome, man.
Yeah. He's awesome.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, let's check out some of these comments. Oh, by the way i want to say this too yeah

Speaker 1 i know i said jake paul on the show yesterday but i watched about three or four videos of mike tyson last night you're going mike hold on he's pissed he's not he's not he ain't playing around

Speaker 1 so i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to

Speaker 1 retract that statement and i'm gonna have to go back to i don't know oh that's bullshit yeah well such a cop out no it's not that's a cop out i'm i'm jake's my friend yeah that's fine yeah so i'm not gonna fucking go against him.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, Mike's pissed.

Speaker 1 You know what happens when Mike's pissed? He's going to fuck you in the ass.

Speaker 1 Dude,

Speaker 1 listen, bro. He feels disrespected.
You can fucking see it. You could hear it.
Bro. You could hear it.
Bro. Through the T's, bro.
You could hear it. Fuck, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 I'm excited to watch it, dude. It's going to be a good fight.
I'm excited to watch it.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Yeah, yeah.
Bro, listen.

Speaker 1 I just saw two video. Did you see him yell at that fucking lady? That lady said, what happens if you lose? And he goes, I'm not going to lose.

Speaker 1 And then she goes, Yeah, but you said, I'm not going to lose. You don't hear what I said? Like, I'm like, Holy shit, bro.
She's like, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, listen, dude, bro. And then, and then, like, they did their little face-off today, and Mike came out.
You know, Jake, Jake's a showman, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 He didn't do some shit on his ears or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, he's a showman, dude.

Speaker 1 He came out, and you know, they were like squaring up, and Mike fucking just like looked looked at him and then like when it was done, he turned around, walked the fuck away.

Speaker 1 Like, bro, I could almost see it on Jake like, hey, we cool, bro?

Speaker 1 Like, dude.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you,

Speaker 1 you can't, that shit just, it doesn't just, like, disappear, bro.

Speaker 1 No, that, it doesn't. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 Like, when you're that level of a dude, you, like, I think Mike Tyson might kill himself to fucking win that fight if he has to. I think he's going to put it all on the line.

Speaker 1 I, I, dude, I think so, too. He looks pissed.
yeah, and it doesn't seem like he's fucking,

Speaker 1 it doesn't seem like he's gassing the fight up, like it seems authentically mad. He's in fucking like, I think it started out as this like friendly

Speaker 1 route that was

Speaker 1 fun, and but then something happened, bro. No, here's what happened: people started picking Jake Paul, yeah, and this motherfucker is one of the greatest boxers of all time.

Speaker 1 If you're one of the greatest of all time, and then everybody starts picking the other guy, bro, you're gonna get pissed off.

Speaker 1 You're gonna get pissed off. Jake better bring his lunch money, bro.
I'm just saying,

Speaker 1 I'm going back to, I don't know.

Speaker 1 First of all, he kind of made me say, make a pick. I wasn't ready to make a pick.
Yeah. You know, I felt forced.
Oh, okay. I felt oppressed.
Show me where your wife hurt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I got two black guys, and I'm the only white guy. I felt like you guys were going to beat me up.

Speaker 1 Fuck, bro. I thought I was about to get gang raped or something.
Tell me who's going to win. Yeah.
Tell me who's going to win. That's right.
I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 Who you think?

Speaker 1 Who you think is going to win? I think Jake Paul. Me too.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude. Oh, shit.
Yeah, man. I'm just trying not to get my ass beat over here.
All right.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, I'm just going to get my ass beat by 118-pound dude. Oh, he would have did it.
Oh, I fucking know it. He fucking choked my head right off.
Listen, Gina. How much he weigh for real?

Speaker 1 What's he weigh? What's a

Speaker 1 145?

Speaker 1 He's strong as shit. Bro, I'm going to tell you right now, that motherfucker pop your head off like a fucking grape.
Bro, listen. He'd have to meet Gina.
Huh? You'd have to meet Gina. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're shooting him. Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, there's no doubt.

Speaker 1 Bro, listen, this is a life lesson for all you guys out there. I learned this very quickly.
I'll tell you one too. Go ahead, tell yours.
That's it.

Speaker 1 I learned this when I was bouncing in the bars, bro, at 17. You don't fuck with people with cauliflower ears.
Oh, no, that's a fact. You don't do it ever.
So if you got cauliflower ear and you start,

Speaker 1 there's a high probability you're going to get shot by. Walked away.
I'm not going to fight you. Yeah.
I'm not going to fight you. Here's the other rule.
And I ain't no bitch. Here's the other rule.

Speaker 1 You got cauliflower here? No.

Speaker 1 When you young bucks want to fuck with someone who's like over 40, remember they, first of all, they've been fighting their whole lives because that's what we did growing up.

Speaker 1 Second of all, they're probably tired and sore and their knees hurt and shit. And they're probably just going to shoot you in the fucking face.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so keep that in mind. People above 40 are more likely to shoot you.
You're going to hear two pops. First, the knees are going to pop, then the gun's going to go pop.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 Bro, Sal and I used to fight all the time. Remember when we fucking started the first week you were here, we got in a fist fight.
Yeah, I remember that. You didn't know who to

Speaker 1 fucking pull off of who? I'm like, fuck, this guy hired me to, but that's his brother. Like, you know what?

Speaker 1 But, dude, but, but, dude, we, we, we made an agreement after that because it just, it hurts too bad. Yeah.
Yeah, I was out for it, man.

Speaker 1 Remember, I was injured for like fucking seven weeks after that. So was he.
Yeah. Family pictures got messed up in a world.

Speaker 1 I got pictures.

Speaker 1 He was fucking dead.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, guys, let's get, let's check some of these comments out from you guys.

Speaker 1 You guys never fail to amaze us. Let's go to this first one.
This first one is from at Make

Speaker 1 Make Him Say.

Speaker 1 Make them say Alex. Make them say.

Speaker 1 All right. I think that's what it is.

Speaker 1 He says, Andy saying she will cut you is funny. I'm Mexican and was cut by one of my exes.

Speaker 1 So that's pretty accurate.

Speaker 1 Who are we talking about? AOC, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Who? Oh, yeah, yeah. Diego's mom.
Diego's mom? Yeah,

Speaker 1 being Hispanic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
Well, both of them probably cut you. No,

Speaker 1 AOC, maybe not. Man, maybe.
Her eyes are. She got crazy eyes.
Fuck yeah, she got crazy eyes because she's crazy. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 All right, yeah. All right.
Well, thanks for the. I would love to have AOC on the show.
She wouldn't do it. The other day when she put her little chat box up about

Speaker 1 who

Speaker 1 do you guys listen to if you voted for Trump? And I fucking wrote in the box, I said, Me, come on the show, it'll be fair. We'll have a good time.

Speaker 1 I put it in there like four different times, so I know she saw it. Yeah, she had to see it.
Yeah, but she didn't fucking hit me back. She didn't cut it.
She left me on red.

Speaker 1 That's where it starts. Yep.
That's where that's how you get cut. That's how you get cut.
See what I'm saying? Because you don't take the warning, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Next thing you know, she's throwing a chocolate at you.

Speaker 1 Well, Alex, we appreciate the yeah man

Speaker 1 there yeah sorry about the cut

Speaker 1 where though where where were you cut yeah like we got to comment that though where were you cut uh yeah because i'm cut technically huh huh what

Speaker 1 yeah okay next one last comment comes from at bailey mcdonald 59 28. uh she says nah you can keep whatever that is we have enough issues in Australia to deal with.

Speaker 1 We don't want that bullshit here. Talking about Tim Tam.

Speaker 1 I know who she's talking about.

Speaker 1 Well, if you don't want him, what are we going to do with him? Yeah, we don't fucking want him. He already signed the paperwork.
Yeah, he's coming, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's going to be your neighbor, Bailey McDonald. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

Speaker 1 How he's okay with having to sign paperwork to go to Australia, but you know, illegal migrants can come here without paperwork, and it's fine.

Speaker 1 Bro, are these people complaining about paperwork going there? Listen, most people have the ability to like discern their own hypocrisy, at least most of the time, right?

Speaker 1 Of course, we're all hypocrites in certain points. We might say one thing and do another.
That's called human nature.

Speaker 1 But these people here, they don't have any fucking, they don't have any recognizing,

Speaker 1 any ability to recognize their own hypocrisy. It's a square circle, bro.
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird shit, man.

Speaker 1 Guys,

Speaker 1 Bailey, Alex, Shwilly, we appreciate you. Bailey, enjoy your new neighbors.

Speaker 1 both of them

Speaker 1 guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans man keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys are subscribed hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from real af with that being said let's get to headline number two

Speaker 1 uh this one is great um because you know we mentioned it a little bit yesterday i think um the new doji The doge? The doge. I don't know how you pronounce it.
I think it's Doge. Is it Doge?

Speaker 1 I wish it should be Doji. Department of Government Efficiency.
Department of Government Efficiency, right? So you got Trump who is bringing in this new department.

Speaker 1 You got Elon Musk and Vivek running it. Okay.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 leave it to MSM. They're going to do some fear-mongering.
They can't talk about either one of them. Otherwise, it's racism.
It is. We've established.

Speaker 1 It's very racist to talk about an African-American and an Indian American. It's fucked up.
Yeah. It's fucked up.
I think it's not. Not qualified?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, you know? I mean, clearly, Elon knows how to use computer.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 But, you know, leave it to MSM. They're going to try to do some fear-mongering.

Speaker 1 So I thought this was interesting. This is coming from CNN, of course.
Trump wants Elon Musk to overhaul the government. Here's what could be on the chopping block.
All right.

Speaker 1 And they go into this like stupid fucking article, and I'm not even going to read all of it.

Speaker 1 But they talk about Elon Musk and he's a billionaire, one of the richest men on earth who runs several companies, and he does them so good. And

Speaker 1 why should he be in charge of government efficiency? I mean, I think it's pretty fucking clear. That's exactly why.

Speaker 1 It's exactly why. Dude, what is it with these fucking idiots? They can't understand that to be in charge of a government is no different than being in charge of a company.

Speaker 1 It's being in charge of the most powerful company in the world.

Speaker 1 And do you want to elect elect someone based upon their gender or their skin tone or their being the first this to run the most powerful country in the world?

Speaker 1 If you do, it's because you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, and if they are going to do that, then again, he qualifies for that too. He's the first African-American to lead the Department of Government Efficiencies.
He runs and look,

Speaker 1 the guy's a creative thinker plus a competent operator, which is a huge,

Speaker 1 huge, huge deal because very few people have both those skill sets. All right.

Speaker 1 He runs Tesla, Tesla's completely innovative company.

Speaker 1 How can we do cars? Well, we could do them like this and he starts making it up, right? Like he's not like, hey, we're going to do it like GM and only a little bit better. All right.

Speaker 1 There's levels to this fucking game.

Speaker 1 I want to go to Mars. So I'm going to build my own fucking NASA.
Okay. So he, my point here,

Speaker 1 PayPal, he thinks completely outside the realm of the structure that most people think, which is a requirement to innovate and push forward.

Speaker 1 And I actually think because of those skill sets, there is nobody more qualified to do what he's been tasked with doing. Because what we need to do is we need to take the entire government.

Speaker 1 Like imagine if to renew your license plates, you just went on the internet and fucking typed in a few words instead of going to the license office, office, wasting half a day,

Speaker 1 dealing with a bunch of bullshit, you know, blah, blah, blah. Like all of this stuff should be on blockchain.
All of this shit should be immediate, like instantaneous.

Speaker 1 It should be very low cost, if not free.

Speaker 1 And he's going to do all those things, like in every way possible. That's what I think.

Speaker 1 Well, they're trying to scare people into thinking that, you know, they're talking about cutting Medicare and Medicaid and the children's health insurance program, the affordable.

Speaker 1 I bet he will cut. And I'm sure there's going to be some trimming.
I bet he will cut the bullshit out of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think there's some definitely some fat that could be trimmed off from there, you know, for sure.

Speaker 1 But I want to direct our time and energy to what really

Speaker 1 is the shit that needs to be getting cut, right? Let's check this out. This is where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending from transgender monkeys to DEI and checks to dead people.

Speaker 1 This is a great fucking article by New York Post. Let's dive into this.
So

Speaker 1 the first thing they could check,

Speaker 1 waste of a day. Feds paid $1.3 billion

Speaker 1 to dead people last year.

Speaker 1 Last year.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about fucking Medicaid.

Speaker 1 What could we do with $1.3 billion?

Speaker 1 Do a lot. Going back just to the people.
Do a lot. You know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the federal government mistakenly paid $1.3 billion to dead people in the fiscal year 2023, according to U.S. Office of Management and Budgets reporting on improper payments.

Speaker 1 Other things they've put out, behind bars benefits. Prisoners thought to still be free and out of work

Speaker 1 received $171 million in unemployment payments or Social Security in 2023.

Speaker 1 Medicaid, Medicare also sent out $101 billion in improper payments, largely due to fraud and tax cheats.

Speaker 1 Took the IRS for at least $546 million.

Speaker 1 I don't like that one. I would say everything the IRS

Speaker 1 is not a tax cheat. It's a fucking individual cheat.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Other things that pointless government money goes to, talk about cutting the fat. Russian cat research.

Speaker 1 In 2021. Yeah, they fucking killed Crumbs, bro.
Bro, I think Crumbs was... They killed Crumbs.
He knew too much. Bro, that was a massive hit, bro.
He knew too much, bro. Yeah.
They killed him.

Speaker 1 In 2021. No, who killed him, too? Who?

Speaker 1 Dr. Death.
Oh, Fauci. Fucking Fauci.

Speaker 1 Fauci killed Crumbs.

Speaker 1 Listen, you know, with RFK getting in, that cat was probably fucking around with too much aspatane. Yeah, well, it ain't bringing Crumbs back, man.
Have you been seeing those reels of RFK stuff

Speaker 1 of Junior?

Speaker 1 Bro, RFK? What do you you do? Bro, they're making reels of him now, like fucking shredded. He is shredded.
He is shredded. No, but like, like

Speaker 1 30-year-old shredded. Like, ridiculously shredded.
All right. And they have his voice over this clip, and it's like this dude going to open up his fridge and pull out a Diet Coke.

Speaker 1 And then it's like, okay, you fat fuck. No, it's RFK.
It's like, stay away from the aspartame.

Speaker 1 I'm here to work for you, even if you don't like it.

Speaker 1 It's like, today we're hitting buys and tries.

Speaker 1 It's fucking great.

Speaker 1 But yeah, cat research.

Speaker 1 In 2021, the National Institute of Health awarded half a million dollars to a Russian lab performing experiments on cats, including removing part of their brains and seeing if they could still walk on treadmills.

Speaker 1 That is so fucked up. Why are we doing that? I don't think we're actually, like, I don't think they're actually doing that.
Yeah, they're just saying they're doing it, taking the money. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Like this, for example, other wasteful government. I don't know, bro.
You saw that experiment Fauci was doing with the fucking puppies. With the Beagles.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe they are. Dude, Fauci's going to hell, bro.
Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah.
Like, he's caused so much pain, so much suffering. He's a sick fuck.
He is.

Speaker 1 But other wasteful government spending,

Speaker 1 Biden's Irish boondoggle. American taxpayers shelled out $4 million last year for Joe and Hunter Biden to go on a trip to Ireland, as the Post reported.

Speaker 1 That included $1.2 million on an elaborate sound system and light show for a Biden speech and $760,000 to rent out an entire hotel in Dublin. Just wasteful spending.

Speaker 1 $50 million

Speaker 1 to a firm that runs Monkey Island. It's a colony of around 3,000 primates that are sent to research labs.
And they also sent $3.7 million that was used to fund a study on monkeys and gambling.

Speaker 1 Part of another, yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 How about the insurance companies that give you an aspirin and charge you $700? Yeah, how about that? Yeah. How about we start there?

Speaker 1 Fuck the monkey shit because that's where most of the shit comes from. Yeah, well, it's funny you say that.
I mean, even on the healthcare aspect, we're still paying for the pandemic.

Speaker 1 Of course, we are. There's still millions of dollars, billions of dollars.

Speaker 1 FEMA is expected to spend another $70 billion on the pandemic in 2026, six years after it fucking started.

Speaker 1 Dr. Fauci, he's been receiving $15 million worth of security this year.
Bro, how much security is that? Like, bro. Bro, that's a shit ton.
No, I know. Think about what we spend.
That's a shit ton.

Speaker 1 Right. And think, I mean, what the fuck do they have? All of it.
Like, fucking, is that like an army of robots? What the fuck they got? Bro, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 That's a lot of, that's a lot of shit right there. That's a lot of, that's a lot of power.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, oh, this is crazy. Drag shows in Ecuador.
Taxpayer money is going to that. The State Department awarded a $20,000 grant to a center in Ecuador

Speaker 1 that was used for 12 drag theater performances in a two-minute documentary. Well, look,

Speaker 1 there's a billion things like this. Yeah.
It's all over. Yeah.
China, I mean, it's all over there.

Speaker 1 But, you know, one of the other things that are interesting, obviously, there's a lot of government waste that goes on. And that's the real thing.

Speaker 1 The Department of Health and Human Services hired 294 employees at a cost of $38.7 million to oversee DEI as reported by Open the Books.

Speaker 1 $40 million to say that people who aren't qualified should get jobs over people who are. What does that come down to in salary?

Speaker 1 $38.7 divided by $294.

Speaker 1 $131,000 a year.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hmm.

Speaker 1 that's crazy, yeah. To say, okay, well, uh, you have this color skin, or you have this genitalia, and this guy's more qualified than you, so you get the job.

Speaker 1 Makes sense, yeah, makes perfect sense. Um, but Elon, he's he's been doing some other things too.
He's also changing some stuff up at Twitter, um, which is what I want to move this next convo to.

Speaker 1 Um, have you been seeing the mass exodus of Twitter? The Twitter rights, and by mass exodus, I mean like five people.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 you got Joy Reed.

Speaker 1 She's leaving Twitter as liberal tantrums over Elon Musk and Trump spying. Joy Reed needs to leave the U.S.
I think so, too. Yeah.
She's a fucking racist. Straight up racist.

Speaker 1 Like, imagine if a white person went on TV and talked about black people the way she talks about white people. She said half the shit she says the other way.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Joy Reed's out. That's what I'm glad.
I'm happy about.

Speaker 1 Racism is going to get to the point where racism is racism. It's not just one way, right?

Speaker 1 If you judge someone based off the color of their skin for any reason whatsoever, you're a world-class piece of shit.

Speaker 1 That's the bottom line. And racism is racism, whether it's towards black people or white people or Asians or Jews or fucking whatever, right?

Speaker 1 It's just bad people and good people, dude. Is this person a bad person? Is this person a good person?

Speaker 1 If we would just get to that, we could actually find out who is at the bottom of all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit, right?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah, let's check her video out.

Speaker 3 Hey, guys. So today I finally did something I've been meaning to do for a while.

Speaker 3 And the reason for doing it

Speaker 3 and kissing goodbye, my 1.9 million followers.

Speaker 1 Too many white people.

Speaker 3 It's because I hadn't been posting for a long time. I just didn't want to contribute

Speaker 3 once it was purchased by its present owner. But just having it there, I was only holding on to it

Speaker 3 because I, you know, really didn't want someone trying to take over that name and using it for nefarious purposes. So I was a little bit worried about that.

Speaker 3 And also every so often I would use it to just like sort of look at news that was trending and what's happening. And I would just sort of use it as like an aggregator.

Speaker 3 But I just realized that that's not really worth it. Because in order to like do the news aggregation and just look at all,

Speaker 3 you have to wade through a lot of drech and a lot of just abuse and a lot of just negativity.

Speaker 3 And, you know,

Speaker 1 yeah, you do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The abuse that was the response and the backlash of the shit you've been doing for 15 years, lady.
Yeah. You know, by the way, nice hair.

Speaker 1 She's not the only one. She's put her fucking wig back on.

Speaker 1 She does.

Speaker 1 Fuck, bro. When you get a hairline like that, you don't let it quit on you.
You got to fire it. Bro, listen, it's the only fight I've ever lost.
Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 1 You didn't lose it because you fired it.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 No, you didn't. You only lose if you try to hang on to it like she's doing.
Oh, okay. All right.
You know? So I didn't lose my fight. No, you won because you said, fuck, you fucking quit on me.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. You're fired.
Yeah, you can't fire me. I'll fire you.
Yeah, that's right. You're right, right? You're not breaking up with me.
I'm breaking up with you. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 That's what she failed to do. Yeah.
And she's not, I mean, by the way, what's up with the cultural appropriation of her blonde hair? Oh, what's up with that? Oh,

Speaker 1 all right now, Joy. Yeah.
Yeah. You got some explaining to do.
Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 She's not the only faggot that left. Don Lemon.

Speaker 1 Don Lemon left, too.

Speaker 1 Oh, Don. Well, he didn't leave yet.
He's leaving tomorrow. Didn't he try to extort Elon for some sort of fucking contract or something? I think so.
Yeah. And Elon said that.

Speaker 1 They had a disagreement, right? Like, didn't he want to.

Speaker 1 Listen, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. you guys are irrelevant, man.
Like, Joy Reed quit because no one cares what she says. No, but she was getting hammered.
Every day. Every day, bro.

Speaker 1 Well, that's because she's legit, divisive, and racist, man.

Speaker 1 Bro, these

Speaker 1 people who are all...

Speaker 1 Do you have anything in here about the mainstream media and the next topic?

Speaker 1 Did you see all these people getting fired from MSM? All these people that are getting released and let go and shit? Let's talk about it. Oh, yeah, dude.
All the

Speaker 1 main hosts are on the chopping block at CNN and MSNBC, allegedly. Oh, but nobody's watching that shit.
I know, but see, this is their move.

Speaker 1 My point here is that that's their move to regain credibility. They've realized that these people have exhausted their credibility.
So they need new faces.

Speaker 1 And apparently, they're trying to get some pro-Trump voices on their networks.

Speaker 1 I have heard that. Yeah.
So trying to go move biased. So ABC, just going to throw this out there.
I will be a host on one of your shows.

Speaker 1 Me and DJ, we come as a package, and we will be the counter to the rest of the, and we can handle them all. All you need is us.
Yeah. Okay.
And we'll just go on every show and be the voice.

Speaker 1 You guys pay me money. My reparations amount is going to be pretty high.
That's right. Pay me a lot of money.
Pay DJ a lot of money. We'll come on your TV and we'll get the ratings up there.

Speaker 1 I promise you. If you don't hire us, we're suing.
Yeah, that's right. Fucking racism.
Yep. I'm an African-American with an African-American credit score.
I demand to be heard.

Speaker 1 And I am a persecuted white man.

Speaker 1 Who was forced to pick Jake Paul?

Speaker 1 I was bullied by two black men on my own show.

Speaker 1 This is one of the pictures from that study with the monkeys doing casino shit. Really? Yeah, the monkeys learning how to gamble.

Speaker 1 $3.7 million right there. That monkey's smarter than me, dude.
I don't know how to play poker or anything. I don't.
I I never wanted to learn, bro. Really? Yeah, it's like cocaine.

Speaker 1 I don't want to touch it. Yeah, it's smart.
Bro, if things are going to be bad for me like that, I don't even fucking go near them. That's smart, man.

Speaker 1 I'll end up being that weirdo fucking high on cocaine at the card table with him clear visors on. Five in the morning.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this convo, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 I will say this: I love Vivek and I love Elon Musk.

Speaker 1 And I believe if they do what they say they're going to do, they could be the two most historically relevant individuals in our government in modern history. For the next century, bro.

Speaker 1 For in modern history.

Speaker 1 Bigger than a president, bigger than anybody, because what actually needs to happen here is what they are claiming they are going to do, which is removing the

Speaker 1 bureaucracy. and reducing the bureaucracy from what is currently the biggest government in the history of human history down to a functional cash flow positive, non-wasteful

Speaker 1 business that serves the people. And if they do that, bro, not only will we be, our country be out of debt, we won't pay the taxes we're paying, not even close.
We won't need to. No.

Speaker 1 And that can be done quickly. Yeah.
So I'm very excited. I'm very confident in both of their abilities.
There's been a lot of picks and a lot of them I am excited about.

Speaker 1 Some of them I don't get like at all. Like this Marco Rubio pick.
Yeah. Like Secretary of State.
Not only that, dude. I don't like, I don't like these pro-Israel people, dude.
Like I don't like it.

Speaker 1 It doesn't have a place in our government. Yeah.
Okay. And I don't mind.

Speaker 1 I don't mind if you're a regular person and you love Israel and it's a big deal, but this is fucking America, dude.

Speaker 1 And the Israeli influence in our government is unacceptable, just as it would be unacceptable for any country to have that level of influence in our government. It's not an anti-Semitic thing.

Speaker 1 It's not anything against Jews. It's the principle of a government having that much control over our government.

Speaker 1 And when Pete Hegseth, who I gave amazing words to yesterday, stands up today and says, you know,

Speaker 1 freedom, or what do you say, capitalism, something, patriotism and Zionism are the forefront. No, patriotism.

Speaker 1 Zionism is for their. It's all the way across the world.
It's for them. Okay.
Zionism does not belong in our government.

Speaker 1 And we can be allies and we can help each other without that much influence happening in our government. It has to end at some point.
We need to be American first.

Speaker 1 And I'm really tired of the people who claim to be America first

Speaker 1 going up there and talking about this. And like, if there's someone who can explain to me the relationship and why it's that important, I would love to hear it.

Speaker 1 But I have not heard a valid argument from anybody as to why we should have dual citizens of another country in our government making policy decisions that serve them and then us.

Speaker 1 It should be American first, dude. And so, like when Pete says, because I have all the respect in the world for Hexeth and Pete, I do.
But what the fuck, man?

Speaker 1 This is America. Let's be American first.

Speaker 1 Don't go up there now all of a sudden and fucking start spewing up all these talking points because you think you need to to get finance for some future bullshit. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it either, dude.
And there's a number of picks that he made that are like that. And bro, that makes me think Trump hasn't learned his motherfucking lesson.

Speaker 1 It really makes me think that Trump is going to go in and fucking potentially do the same shit that happened to him last time. Yeah.
I don't know, dude. I mean, I hope I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 And maybe there's a bunch of shit I don't know. There probably is, but.

Speaker 1 America should be for Americans.

Speaker 1 And until our country looks how it should look, and until we are a superior country to every other country in the world in terms of our infrastructure, our technology, the quality of living, the income standard, all of these things, until we're the best, zero dollars to anybody else.

Speaker 1 Fucking anybody.

Speaker 1 That's my position. Yeah.
Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three.

Speaker 1 This was interesting. This one, this just came out today.

Speaker 1 Onion, they buys Alex Jones's Info Wars at auction with backing from Sandy Hook families.

Speaker 1 You see this?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Interesting.

Speaker 1 The satirical news source, The Onion, outbid rivals for Alex Jones's Info Wars at a bankruptcy auction backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims, owed more than $1 billion in defamation judgments against the broadcaster for calling the 2012 massacre a hoax.

Speaker 1 The sale price was not disclosed when the families confirmed the deal on Thursday.

Speaker 1 Quote, the dissolution of Alex Jones's assets and the death of InfoWars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for.

Speaker 1 Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emily was killed in the 2012 shooting in Connecticut, said in a statement provided by his lawyers and seen by the Associated Press.

Speaker 1 Now, Alex Jones, he's 50, he confirmed the Onions' acquisition of InfoWars in a social media post and said he planned to file legal challenges to stop it.

Speaker 1 Quote, I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the U.S.

Speaker 1 trustee over our bankruptcy this morning, and they said they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning, Jones said.

Speaker 1 Quote, the Connecticut Democrats with the Onion newspaper bought us, he added. Now, he started InfoWars back in 1999.

Speaker 1 And it's been going on for a long time.

Speaker 1 And again, I don't know if that's going to like, I don't know how much InfoWars is actually worth. You know, I don't know if it's.

Speaker 1 They just bought a bunch of podcast equipment, dude, and some cameras and a fucking backdrop. Yeah.
And on top of that, you know, maybe any contracts that they had signed. Sponsorship.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's worthless without Alex Jones. Right.
All he has to do is go start another one called fucking, you know, Bozo Wars or whatever the fuck he wants to call it. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 It is Info Wars. Yeah.
I mean, dude, look,

Speaker 1 it's a fucking nothing burger. You know,

Speaker 1 I mean, they're not going to stop him. All we would have to do is call Alex and say, hey, bro,

Speaker 1 why don't you come sit on our show? And whatever ads you bring, you can keep the money for that.

Speaker 1 And then he's making the same fucking money, doing the same shit. You know, like

Speaker 1 Alex has a fucking fan base. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You can't stop that. It's him.
Yeah, like that would be like they come in and, oh, we fucking forced Andy to sell real AF. Well, I'm going to start fucking real, real AF tomorrow.
Really, real AF.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Like, like, you know, like, it's, it's, it's, it's ridiculous. Yeah.
Yeah. They're trying to, yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, I mean, dude, I'm not sitting here saying that what he said was right or wrong or whatever, you know, like, I think that's very insensitive to make light of a situation where people actually died, people lose their kids.

Speaker 1 I remember that shooting, dude. It was horrible.
It was like, that was a,

Speaker 1 you know, we hear about these shootings and they're all horrible, but that was one that was like the first, that was like the first time it was like little bitty kids. You know what I'm saying? And

Speaker 1 it was horrible. And I don't know why he would think that was made up.
I don't know. I don't, I don't know Alex Jones.
I think he makes some good points a lot of times.

Speaker 1 I think he's well read on the shit that I think he knows a lot of shit.

Speaker 1 I think he gets, you know, a little bit out there sometimes. And I think this is one of the cases where he got a lot out there and it bit him in the ass.
Yeah, big time. Yeah.
And it's not, you know,

Speaker 1 but buying, forcing him out of business, finding them a billion dollars and all this shit.

Speaker 1 That's the part that bothers me. It's like the government overreach in this.
Yeah, that's what it is. It's government overreach.

Speaker 1 A billion dollars, bro. Yeah, come on, dude.
Like,

Speaker 1 that's insane. I agree.
It's insane. I agree.
You know, and it's just like, you know, well, and here's what people, people, so like, when you say that, there's going to be people who say,

Speaker 1 well, what he did was absolutely horrible. Okay.
Sure. Absolutely.
But But there's people out there that actually kill kids that don't get fined a billion fucking dollars. Right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 There's rich people that fucking crash their car and kill a family and they come out of prison still fucking rich. If they go to prison at all.
That's what I'm saying, bro. So like,

Speaker 1 this is not okay. And where people need to really be careful before they jump on this shit and say, oh, yeah, get them.
Is that it's setting a precedent for them to get you too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does. Right? Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 The other part, too, that bothers me on this, man, is just like we have to be very, very honest with ourselves and very careful when we talk about the freedoms that we have in this country, right?

Speaker 1 Like, if we're going to say we have free speech, free speech means that you can say something I don't like. Anything.
Anything you want. That's what free speech means.
That's the textbook definition.

Speaker 1 Free speech means that as long as it's relatively true, you could say it, right? I don't know that he had any proof that that was true, you know, like

Speaker 1 as much as I say there's, there's no limits to free speech, I mean, how many times have we had to file lawsuits on people that fucking completely make up shit about me, completely make it up? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Like, fuck, dude, I got people in this building. That's all they fucking do is attack the internet for people to fucking tell lies.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So that's where it gets blurry, though, is like, you know,

Speaker 1 is that when an opinion, because I mean, when an opinion, I mean, maybe he didn't phrase it. Like, I don't know.
Like, that's that's the other thing.

Speaker 1 Like, it's hard to even find what the original point was that was like where this is all contended on.

Speaker 1 You know, but like it blurs, it does get blurry, man. It's like, my opinion's my opinion.
Now, whether he said it was his opinion or not, or said, like, this is a fact, I don't know.

Speaker 1 But opinion, like, dude, you can't, like, you get hurt by my opinion. That's

Speaker 1 Kamala Harris was just in front of the fucking White House saying that Donald Trump and all of us are Nazis. Nazis.
Where's her billion-dollar farm? That's right. I want to sue her for definitely.

Speaker 1 Me, too. You You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Like, you know what I'm saying? But like. Listen, bro, calling someone a Nazi is a big fucking deal.

Speaker 1 And if they're not a fucking Nazi, then where is the fucking accountability to those people? Right. But there's accountability to him.
Right.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 What this really was is this is

Speaker 1 everybody else. Yeah, this is a fucking intimidation tactic.
That's all it is.

Speaker 1 They wanted to fucking hit Alex Jones with a billion dollars to shut people like me and you and everybody else up. Rogan, shut up.
PBD, shut up. Frisella, DJ, shut up.

Speaker 1 You're going to lose all your shit. That's right.

Speaker 1 You know, it's fucked up. It's fucked up, man.

Speaker 1 Other things, too, though, quickly on government overreach. Did you see this?

Speaker 1 Biden's FBI raids home of polymarket CEO after a gambling platform. Yeah, that's retaliatory, dude.
Successfully predicts Trump's victory. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's straight up payback,

Speaker 1 political revenge. Bro.
Yeah. Well, I mean, that shit's all gonna stop here in a couple months

Speaker 1 I pray to God as long as fucking Trump actually gets in I still dude I still cannot shake the feeling that these people have a plan and they are not

Speaker 1 I would say as the days go by when I'm starting to watch like the media companies fire their fucking personalities and shit

Speaker 1 and I'm starting to see like

Speaker 1 Some of these changes being made,

Speaker 1 I'm thinking less and less that there's a plan, but like 2% less. You know, I still think these people are going to try to fucking kill Trump.
I think they're going to blame it on Iran.

Speaker 1 I think they're going to try to get all Trump's people fired up to go to war with Iran. Then they get rid of Trump.
They get their war with Iran. They all make a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 They remove the most capable American males from society by putting them to war. who are the resistance of

Speaker 1 their plan and their policies and their

Speaker 1 platform?

Speaker 1 And then they get to say, oh, there's free and fair elections. Look, Trump won, but they killed him.

Speaker 1 You see what I'm saying? So everything that could happen from that standpoint benefits them. And it just, when all things are all things, the simplest thing makes sense.

Speaker 1 And the simplest thing is not, oh, they're just going to give up and let him walk right in the, it's not, that's not the same thing. The simple does not stop itself, bro.
No, I, dude, 100%.

Speaker 1 It never has. Never has.
You know, so I mean, we'll see. I just hope that, I hope Trump and his people

Speaker 1 are very fucking careful. Well, I hope, too, that.
I hope they're very on top of it, dude.

Speaker 1 I also hope, too, that the majority of people also will be smart enough and be able to use common sense to know that if that does happen and they do try to blame it on- who did it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's not them. Not only that, bro.
I hope that people, I hope just people in general are aware enough to pay attention and like kind of just like watch, right?

Speaker 1 Like, if you see weird shit happening wherever you are especially if you're in the vicinity of fucking trump like in his town you need to say something i just dude i don't know man like

Speaker 1 i think you guys who listen regularly and have listened for a number of years you know i have a unique ability to be able to see things coming down the pipe and that is that is just what the fuck i'm seeing and i'm just being honest about it yeah man guys it bothers me dude like i don't like it yeah dude

Speaker 1 Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

Speaker 1 As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, and it gets one of those two options.

Speaker 1 So, with that being said, let's get to our thumbs up. Got a video for you we're going to start with.
All right. Okay.

Speaker 1 Now, you guys, if you guys have been listening, watching for any extent of time, you guys know that we like bears. Bears are a common theme on this show.

Speaker 1 And you have a Rolls-Royce, right? Two of them. Get two of them, nice Rolls-Royce, that's right, yeah.

Speaker 1 What's a Rolls-Royce plural? Rolls-Royces,

Speaker 1 okay, you got two Rolls, yeah, all right, I got Rollses, you got

Speaker 1 some Rolls? I got a couple Rollses, I'm familiar with Rolls, yeah, what'd you say, Joe? They're assholes, what'd they say? I got roles, too, you got rolls, I got everybody.

Speaker 1 Hey, grown men's got roles, bro. Yeah, I mean, it's baller shit, it is.
It's like, look at Rick Ross, bro. Dig boss status.
Yeah, you know, I'm just saying, the ladies like a little roll.

Speaker 1 Especially during the wintertime, dude, it's cold. Yeah.
You ain't warming shit up. Yeah.
Well, fuck it. Get your skinny ass, fucking skeleton ass off.
Remote control body ass nigga.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, dude. I got a video for you, though.
All right. It has to do with a bear.
Yep. And a Rolls-Royce.
Okay. All right.
Let's check this out.

Speaker 1 There's no audio, so you guys got to watch on YouTube.

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 1 Is that a fucking bear? That's not a Rolls, though. That's a Rolls.
Oh, that is a Rolls. Came back for a Rolls.
Oh, he upgraded. He was in the Benz.
Now he's in the Rolls. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, dude.

Speaker 1 What's he doing in there? He's fucking the car up. Why is he going?

Speaker 1 Why is he?

Speaker 1 What's going on here? Yeah. So this was a video.
This is in California. This is in California.

Speaker 1 This is a video that was submitted to the Department of Insurance for an insurance claim

Speaker 1 of a bear that went in not just one car, but two cars. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The same guy owned both cars? Yeah. No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 That's his own circus bear.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 they said a bear attacked the Rolls-Royce.

Speaker 1 But the real culprit was even stranger.

Speaker 1 The footage was shocking. A brown bear,

Speaker 1 and there hasn't been one of those in Southern California for more than a century, breaks into a 2010 Rolls-Royce ghost scene. Hold on.

Speaker 1 Was that a fucking dude in a fucking bear suit?

Speaker 1 Is that what the fuck we just looked at?

Speaker 1 All right, keep reading, dude.

Speaker 1 This is fucking funny.

Speaker 1 Seemingly using the door handle. Then it lumbers around inside the car, raking the leather seats with its mighty claws.

Speaker 1 Except, it wasn't a terrifying beast. It was a person in a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat.
Authorities said.

Speaker 1 So, this video was submitted.

Speaker 1 And the insurance adjusters,

Speaker 1 they enlisted some help of some biologists from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review the videos.

Speaker 1 And they all said, yeah, that's a dude in the suit. So

Speaker 1 they launched this operation called Operation Bear Claw. They got a warrant for this dude to search his house.

Speaker 1 And they found this.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, man. Okay.
All right. First of all, you broke motherfucker.
Why the fuck you have a Rolls-Royce if you're committing insurance fraud?

Speaker 1 You fucking idiot. And you can tell he's a fake baller motherfucker because it's a 2010

Speaker 1 thing's worth like 30 bucks.

Speaker 1 Fucking bear suits worth more than that, bro. Well, so just for context, uh, because you know, obviously, pictures were taken of the vehicles damage and stuff with both cars.

Speaker 1 This dude, same guy, same guy. So, so, so, this guy's so fucking stupid, like, he doesn't stop at one car.

Speaker 1 Like, if it was just one car, he wouldn't have got caught, but he's got two cars parked in the exact same spot in the exact same fucking camera angle.

Speaker 1 That, like, bro,

Speaker 1 how fucking stupid are you? And then you keep the bear suit in your house.

Speaker 1 He should have left it in the woods. That's like,

Speaker 1 you know, that's like committing a murder and then keeping all the blood-soaked shit in your closet. It's stupid.
It's stupid.

Speaker 1 Now, for context, I want to show you guys what a picture of.

Speaker 1 Look at the fucking kitchen meat.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I use that shit on my briskets.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Brisket. I mean, fuck, you doing that.
So he cut holes through the fucking paw gloves so he could hold the fucking kitchen claws. And then he just shredded the seats of his car, his own car.

Speaker 1 Well, so I want to show you guys.

Speaker 1 This is a picture that the

Speaker 1 Department of Insurance in California used in their case.

Speaker 1 This is a picture of what an actual vehicle would look like if it was attacked by a bear.

Speaker 1 All right, there's some real damage. It looks like a bear got it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 These are the pictures of what the man submitted to Insurance Was.

Speaker 1 That's the AMG.

Speaker 1 And then there's the Rolls-Royce.

Speaker 1 Totally believable.

Speaker 1 Totally believable. Look, can we get a picture of this guy? I just want to see how fucking dumb he looks.
Look how easy he opened up the door.

Speaker 1 Come on out, Smokey. We know you would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Yeah. Hold on, go back.
Go back. What was the date on the first one? Let's see.

Speaker 1 What's the date on that one?

Speaker 1 Doesn't show on this one.

Speaker 1 What a moron. Yeah.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 The fuck is wrong with people, dude? Four people got got arrested in this.

Speaker 1 Ruben,

Speaker 1 Tam Rezian, he's 26 years old of Glendale.

Speaker 1 Arit, Tchinani, Nani on Nana Nanan, 39.

Speaker 1 Vhe,

Speaker 1 I'm not even murder, murder Kanyan,

Speaker 1 and Alefia Zuckerman. All right,

Speaker 1 Zean, what kind of names are those?

Speaker 7 Two of them sounded in. The second and and the third one sound Indian but the first and the last one I don't know

Speaker 1 second one is Ararat Chirkinian and it sounds like these motherfuckers ran across the border

Speaker 1 a hundred and forty two thousand dollars

Speaker 1 that was the claim that was the claim for those two cars for those two cars 2015 AMG 2010 Rolls-Royce

Speaker 1 yep And they are now facing charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy. So, yeah.
Andy, what we got on this, bro? We got a couple of dumb motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 That's what we got. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why do they try to pin it on the black, the brown bear? Hold on, bro. Why?

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, if they made a black bear, it'd definitely be racist. Well, that probably would have gone through.
They're like, all right, yeah, this makes sense. Black bear.

Speaker 1 No, they would have said, well, you know what?

Speaker 1 The black bear, you know, he grew up in a bad house. So we're going to let him keep the cars.

Speaker 1 Yeah, those are his cars now.

Speaker 1 You know.

Speaker 1 Fucking, look, look, man, it's fucking true.

Speaker 1 Oh, the black bear killed five people. Oh, whatever.
He didn't have a lot of berries to pick around his cave and shit. Yeah.
And, you know, his dad left him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's, you know, you know, whose fault it is? It's the fucking polar bear. The polar fucking bears.
The polar bear's fault, bro. And the fucking pandas.

Speaker 1 The pandas are just as bad because they're halfway bad. That's right.
They got a little

Speaker 1 halfway bad.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude. We might see Fauci in hell, bro.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 We'll see you there, Fauci. We'll be right there.
He'll be in a little hotter spot.

Speaker 1 We'll be in that warm spot.

Speaker 1 We'll get a little tan.

Speaker 1 He's going to be on fucking fire.

Speaker 1 All right. This is definitely thumbs down for.
This could qualify for dumbass of the fucking week for sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is dumbass of the, at least last three months. I like it.
Dumbass of the quarter. I like like it, yeah.
I like it.

Speaker 1 Well, God, one of those two handsome boys on that fucking uh, on that, on that graphic. That's just some baller shit.
You know what? I can't wait, salt and pepper.

Speaker 1 I can't wait till America gets back to winning. I can't wait till everybody gets back to being ballers.
I can't wait till everybody's back to making money and kicking ass and having fun.

Speaker 1 That's what I can't. Oh, it's coming.
I know. I can feel it.
One way or another. I feel it.
That's why I be flexing my shit.

Speaker 1 Because I'm like, it's time to win again. Yeah, it is, man.

Speaker 1 Guys, Andy. All right, guys.

Speaker 1 Don't forget to share the the show. Don't be a hoe.
Share the show.

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Got her own bank roll. Can't fold.
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