812. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Announces Matt Gaetz As Attorney General, Elon Musk Government Overhaul & The Onion Buys InfoWars

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All right. What's up? What's going on, man? Nothing, dudeving Yep Cruising and moving Yep Blah-ba-do-ba-dee He-bop-a-do-bop-a-do-bam-do Yep A hip Hop A hippie A hippie Hip-hop-a-do Don't stop Rock it to the bang bang Boogie's head up Jump the booger To the rhythm Of the booger to be Let's get a little What you said was not a test Oh we're on two different races oh all right anyway what's up what's going on man nothing what are you doing yeah man everything's good man everything's good there's a lot shaking out there in the chat yeah the chat's hot huh chat chat's hot it's fucking crazy um but what i love man the most out of all of this stuff obviously we've seen the the liberal meltdowns and we've covered that stuff and that's great um but you know we've it is great it is great man let's pause let's have a moment of silence yeah i think we should we show a moment of silence all right ready okay that's enough all right and uh but what's even what's even better is then than the liberals crying themselves and having their meltdowns is bullying is back, man.
It's back. And it's not like just – I'm sure like the hardcore shit's out there for sure.
And we got a little bit of that later. But it's just like people just don't care no more.
And they're like they're exposing and just like i love it i want a man bullying works it does you know what bullying works bro i mean for the most part i don't eventually it works all right it works one way or the other what i'm just saying it does man and i love it and uh i want And I want to bring this video up that's catching some virality right now.

Yep.

I thought it was pretty fucking awesome.

Gateway Pundit posted it.

The headline reads,

Hilarious parody ad features company that offers to cryogenically freeze liberals for duration of Trump's presidency.

This is a viral video that's making its way around social media right now is an ad for a fictional company called cryo, which offers to cryogenically freeze liberals and wake them up when Trump's presidency is over. One of the things that makes the ad so effective is that the production quality is realistic.
Also, the entire premise of the ad and the service reflect a certain level of reality. You know that there are people who would actually use the service if it was really available.
Let's check this clip out. Are you distraught after the recent presidential election? Here at Don't Cry Cryo, we understand your pain, and we're here to help.
Our expert team of cryogenic care providers can cryogenically freeze you until the Trump presidency has ended. No more crying.
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When you awaken from your slumber, we'll even have a party ready and waiting for you. It will be like his presidency never even happened.
It was all just a bad dream. As an added bonus, you can choose the Vance add-on package.
We'll extend your sleep for an additional four years at a 50% discount in the event J.D. Vance wins the next presidential election.
Everything will be okay. We're here to take care of you in your time of need.
So remember, don't cry, cryo. Is that fucking AI? Yeah.
The whole thing? The whole thing was AI. Holy shit.
Not bad. Bro, first of all...
Where am I? Oh, please tell me it's over. Wait, something isn't right.
This is your captain, Elon Musk. I want to be the first one to welcome you to Mars.
No! Sorry, Donald Trump Jr. was just elected president, and he deported all Don't Cry Cryo customers to Mars what the bro was that really all ai all the whole thing the whole thing all those people were just made up everything damn yeah man bro how are we gonna know what's real and what's fake it's gonna be very very see, very.
See, this is like a readily, easily available to everybody. Like that program.
Like imagine the shit that's not commercially available. That's what I'm saying.
Like how do we know what's real and what's not real? You know what I'm saying? Like if you watch that and you didn't know, and obviously it wasn't like satire. I mean, you wouldn't know if that was real.
Think about what the government can do to to you with that kind of technology like they can make a surveillance video of you doing some sort of crime or bro and there's no doubt that if you show that to some a jury of your peers they're gonna fucking think it's real you know what i'm saying like this is super scary and dangerous and nobody's talking about it bro natural disaster i mean. I mean, think of not even just like pinning crimes.
Natural disasters. Get people to donate and fucking put a bunch of shit on.
Presidential addresses. Dude, what if you hacked the news network and put some bullshit address on there and said we're fucking being attacked? You know what I'm saying? Dude, it's crazy, man.
It is scary. It is definitely scary.
I don't know what the solution is either. Like, I don't know how you put the toothpaste back in the tube on that.
You know what I mean? Like, how do you, this is why we talked about it four years ago, and I believe this is exactly what we said was going to happen. It's crazy, dude.
Yeah, shit's i mean if anybody wants to get cryo frozen i'll free i'll pay yeah yeah i mean like we're gonna have cry don't cry cryo scholarships yeah there we go show grants yeah yeah fuck yeah you know what's crazy dude 20 bucks is how many people don't realize that our show is like half comedy. You know, it's all comedy.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I mean.
We're comedians. Yeah.
I'd say so. I mean, I'm funny.
But people don't think that. That we're funny? I guess.
What are we talking about here? Which part? Yeah. I don't fucking know.
Yeah. Hey, man.
It is what it is, man. Yeah.
Fuck them. Somebody laughs at me.
That's all that matters yeah well anyway you're with me what are they gonna do with this ai man when they like decide they want us off the podcast network is that picture real or fake is that real or ai i can't tell i mean it looks real but usually on those ai pictures like the the signs are all messed up or they got like seven fingers or some shit on somebody yeah but i mean that video was perfect they're starting to get good now though bro like some of the shit's gonna i mean even just the i mean yeah the nose that's a that's an ai thing that's an ai right there wow how do how can people tell like i see on tv or on the uh internet all the time, that's AI. I can tell.
How do you tell? Well, I mean, I feel like for me, like, I don't know. It's easy for me because I would look at it and I'm like, it just looks a little cartoonish.
Yes, some of it does. Some of them.
Yeah. But like, fuck, dude.
This one doesn't. But again, that's just like, I mean, this building.
That looks like a cryo place. It looks like a real fucking place it looks like you drove by that place you'd be like there's some like weird shit going on up in there for sure yeah yeah i mean and why are the what's why are the bitches naked in the back i mean they say they're gonna throw a party yeah or you assume that kind of party you assume that with a female oh i mean it looks like one doesn't it i think that is looks like a duck walk like a duck but that's a dick i don't i've not seen any uh of these trans females that have like the right curves yeah you know i mean brother that's just something you can't fucking replicate yeah like hips and all that you know what I'm saying child I mean, bro, that's just something you can't fucking replicate.
Yeah, like hips and all that. You know what I'm saying? Anyway.
Viral video, man. Trump Bosa.
32? Who's Bosa? Nick Bosa, the football player? Yeah. He's like, fuck you guys, I'm for Trump.
I love it. Alright, cool, man.
Well, guys, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfasella.com.
You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, headline number one.
Headline number one. Got more picks coming out.
Actually, just as the show was starting, RFK got announced as Department of Health health and human services um he's gonna be leading that but we got matt gates as ag now we have a mutual friend that we know um who was actually gonna be slated to get that position um but he has stepped down uh but yeah matt gates is in now uh matt gates for General, top law enforcement officer in the land. Trump wrote a very lengthy truth that he pushed out.
And Matt Gates, very subtle. He just said it would be an honor to serve as President Trump's Attorney General.
He's been getting some heat. Honestly, it's kind of weird that all of these people getting picked have been getting heat um like liberals and democrats are losing their fucking minds over these choices um which i think most people looking at him i'm sure our audience alone agrees like okay i don't really have a problem with that person like that pick like yeah i mean like now he's making some decisions and i'm, I mean, some make sense.
Some don't make sense. Some don't make sense.
I'm fine with Matt Gaetz. Yeah.
I think he's fine. I'm also fine with Tulsi Gabbard.
I am too. Yeah.
Democrats trash Tulsi Gabbard after Trump taps her for DNI post. And she's starting to get heat.
You know what I'm saying? It's just like. Of course.
I mean, any of these people are going to. Well, I think most of her heat is coming from the fact that she left that aisle you know i'm saying that side of the aisle and like she now she's conservative yeah but i mean who better to have in a national intelligence role than someone who is going to stay true to what they think is right and wrong regardless of the label that's put onto them you know what i'm saying you know like i think the fact that tulsi

has enough backbone to stand up and say no i'm not with this anymore this is where i belong

is the exact kind of person we need serving because they're not lending their loyalty to

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I think she's going to do great.

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I don, it is, you know, what I think is cool about this tulsi gabbard thing is you know she was on the fucking terror watch list you're right she was on domestic terror list and now she's a couple of months ago man yeah and now she's a charge of all the people that put her on it that's pretty funny bro i feel like there's a lot of that shit happening too just kind of just f you to the swamp we got a little bit more of that coming up in the late a little bit later um but one thing i wanted to bring up that i thought was interesting um is all of this stuff is going on obviously it's getting a lot of traction a lot of people watching and paying attention to it um there's always something happening in the background okay um and uh i believe that that background noise is this this headline reads uh, Lauren Boebert probes UFO experts on existence of underwater alien bases on Earth. The American people are being kept in the dark.
So this was like a two and a half hour congressional hearing with experts, like people that are actually in these fucking programs talking about this stuff and like nobody's talking about it now i know we've we've talked about it i mean you got you know the project blue beam and stuff going on man but some of the stuff that they're saying is pretty pretty wild all right pretty wild let's dive into this a little bit um so colorado representative lauren bobert has probed top ufo experts experts on whether aliens had quote unquote bases in the depths of Earth's oceans.

during a hearing held by a subcommittee on the House Oversight Committee in Washington, D.C.

Wednesday, Boebert asked a group of experts if they had any knowledge that the Department of Defense was involved with any secretive projects involving the manipulation of human genetics with non-human genetic material.

So the panel was a team of four experts, OK, consisting of retired Navy Rear Admiral Dr. Tim Galladay, former DOD official Luis Elizondo, former NASA associate administrator of space policy Michael Gold and journalist Michael Schellenberger.
They four all testify that the government lacks transparency with the public regarding UAPs and alien life. Let's check this first clip out.
Can you speak on that at all? Ma'am, I'm not qualified, certainly as a scientist or otherwise, to speculate points of origin. I looked at everything from a scientific perspective.
So if you look at, for example, instantaneous acceleration, which was one of the observables of the program that I belong to, ATIP, the human body can withstand about nine G-forces for a short period of time before you suffer negative biological consequences, blackouts and ultimately redouts and even death. Comparison, our best technology, the F-16, which is one of this older platform, but one of our most highly maneuverable aircraft, manned aircraft, made by General Dynamics, can perform about 17 or 18 G forces before you start having structural failure, meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate while you're flying.
The vehicles we're talking about are performing in excess of 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 Gs. Dude.
3,000 Gs. Dude.
Not nine. Not nine.
Not fucking 15. Yeah, which means you would liquefy as a human.
3,000. So like the shit that they're saying that they've seen that they even have.

Three. Yeah, which means you would liquefy as a human.
3,000. So like the shit that they're saying that they've seen that they even have.
3,000 fucking Gs, bro. Instantaneous fucking travel.
Omnidirectional. 3,000 Gs in an instant.
That's ridiculous. Take this other clip out.
Well, that's like teleporting almost. Yeah.
In the discussions, it it's simply about material or is there discussion about by a lot it was previously testified there's biologics that were collected are you aware of any of that I am sure aware of the reporting that biologics have been recovered again my focus was more nuts and bolts looking at the the physical aspects of these phenomenon, how they interacted around military equities and nuclear equities. So I'm certainly not a medical expert.
I would not be able to probably provide you a whole lot of value in that simply because I don't have the expertise. Was anything described as that we have possession of bodies? Yes.
Yes. Is it multiple types of creatures or? Sir, I couldn't answer that.
I can tell you anecdotally that it was discussed quite a bit when I was at the Pentagon. The problem is the supposed collection of these biological samples occurred before my time, in fact, before I was even born.
And was this part of the Lockheed Martin discussion or was this a complete, the biologist is a completely separate? Separate yet related. Okay.
Has anyone made contact? Sir, I'm sorry, could you specify? Has there been any, to your knowledge, any communication with a non-human life form? So the term communication is a bit of a trick word because there's verbal communication like we're having now. The problem is you also have nonverbal communication.
And so I would say definitively yes, but from a nonverbal meaning. When a Russian reconnaissance aircraft comes into U.S.
airspace, we scramble two F-22s, and we are certainly communicating intent and capability. I think the same goes with this.
We have these things that are being observed over controlled U.S. airspace, and they're not really doing a good job hiding themselves.
They're making it pretty obvious they have the ability to even interfere with our nuclear equities and our nuclear readiness. well there is a story from i believe the time around the bay of pigs when there was belief when kennedy was there that there was some sort of nuclear event the the cold war that was all shut down yeah magically that one yeah um and we pressed the button yeah and the fucking aliens apparently shut it down yeah that's that's one of the you know conspiracies documented out there yeah it is document it is uh I mean what do you think dude bro listen a lot of this stuff here's a listen I think there's zero evidence that says they're not real right right like like it's just ignorance it wouldn't even make logical sense if we're being told the truth about the earth and the universe and the way it's set up it would make sense that there were other living beings and inhabitable planets and people with better technology than us that just would make sense based on the infinite space of the universe yeah I mean dude like a lot of this stuff happened back in the 50s right like a lot of it like all the CIA classification most of those documents originated started back in the 50s and 60s right and then from you know from then to now it's like nobody talks about the shit you know i'm saying like even with area 51 and all the weird shit that allegedly happens out there what would be the like my only question is what would be the reason to keep americans keep civilians keep humanity from knowing that information probably mass panic you know um people committing mass suicide you know civil disorder civil unrest uh it would be perspective shattering for a lot of people to confront that reality i think that yeah for sure yeah i mean think about like the religious zealots like people who are completely bound by the word of their religion whatever that religion might be right sure um those people would have a hard time accepting that whether they be hardcore islam or christian or anything else um you know we talked a little i don't know who was on the show recently we talked to oh when uh dan holloway was on the show and we talked about the ice shelf theory um i think that was dan holloway you know there's that movie m night shalloman did with called the village right where these people basically move to the middle of the woods in this nature preserve and taught their kids that

if they go outside the nature preserve, these quote unquote monsters would kill them. And when people try to escape, the adults of the community, the village, dressed up as these monsters and actually killed the people that tried to escape so that it would instill fear into the village from trying to escape.

And so if we're being told the truth about the universe and the earth and everything, it would make sense, right? But if we aren't being told the truth, it could be very easily a made-up story to keep us in line as well. I mean, we don't know because they don't disclose this information to us and

You know we deserve to know what's going on man and and it's become it's come to a point now where

They've lied about so many things and they've kept so many things in the dark and they've lied about so much

History that's happened that for everything to be disclosed

It would I mean look at people that are freaking out about trump they're freaking the fuck out shaving their head now imagine that times like a hundred when they find out all this crazy shit about history not being accurate uh the origin of humanity aliens the reality of you know earth and what it is and who lives here and how we got all the technologies that we have, right? Like it would flip people into a frenzy. And so it sucks because we do deserve to know and have full disclosure, but there's going to be collateral damage to people because their perspective is so ingrained in what they believe reality is, right? We have these people that watch MSM and they believe that everything that comes across on mainstream media is true.
And then they look at everybody else who doesn't believe it and they think they're crazy, right? And so if you think you one that is you know grounded in reality and everybody else is crazy and then it comes out that actually everybody else sees it and you don't think what that would do to your worldview it would be tough dude see i feel like we would be at a point man like honestly if they came well i think there's we we are at a point yeah but i feel like there's a couple of things man it are at a point. I feel like there's a couple of things, man.

It's like, even if they came out and said, okay, yeah, all right, aliens are real.

We've had them here.

Here they are.

This is what they fucking look like.

I feel like there would be a lot of people that would be like, okay, all right.

Yeah, of course.

We knew it.

You know what I'm saying?

We would be like that.

Yeah.

Let me see him.

Joe Rogan would be like that. What's a dick look like?e rogan would be like that what's a dick look like yeah like that'd be your first question wouldn't it yeah so so you know yeah we would be like that but also we're open to the idea that we're being lied to about everything i mean which brings the second point though like okay like how would we even know that their truth is now the truth well hold on what if they just said oh aliens exist and here's a video of them and it's ai that's what i'm saying like how you know like so what what what do you think that process would even look like man like as far as like true declassification like what does the truth how do you get the truth to be out there like what does that look like because i don't want the same motherfuckers who three weeks ago told me that vaccines were safe and effective yeah i mean our current people would just say hey we put it out and then you'd read it and everything would be redacted and then they would say oh we put it out now you did it right right yeah right that's what they would do uh but you know i don't i.
I don't know what that would look like. I know this, though.
I know a lot of people lose their fucking minds. Yeah.
Because, you know, they probably started with a little bit of a lie, a little bit more of a lie, a little bit more of a lie. And I think they're lying about so much now that it doesn't even really represent our current reality.
I especially think they lie about the capabilities of the human individual i think that humans are much more capable of uh manifesting and controlling their outcomes uh than than we're ever been told i think we've intentionally been told we are powerless weak individuals so that we are easy to control yeah i mean bro that would make sense man because like even if you go back to all 12 000 years the you know beginning of human existence what we call humans now it's like i mean you look at like simple shit look at the pyramids how they like there's hieroglyphs of fucking ufos and spacecrafts and fucking pyramids and shit right and it's like how two things can't be true at the same time like it can't be true that we went 12 000 years no significant advancements and all of a sudden we have a computer that fits into our fucking pocket yeah all all of a sudden yeah all of a sudden all this technology started happening in the 50s right right we went right around the time right around the time that apparently roswell had ufos that crashed there dude come on man you know what i'm saying like dude i get it it just doesn't make sense and then like when you look at like all the way back like when you look all the way back into anthropology you know 12 000 years ago you know uh there's this anthropologist named Robert Seffer, who is on uh s-e-p-h-e-r on youtube and he's got some interesting videos uh about the anthropologist perspective of history which is the accurate interpretation of history because we have the facts in the archaeology to back it up right so um he did this one on how basically all across the earth there are ancient symbols that are consistent on continents that are separated by massive oceans right and they're the same exact drawings the same not be accessible back then yes and then when you talk to people they're like well you know that was back when there was pangea and it was one big thing no it wasn't that wasn't it was that's not accurate right so how the fuck did all these civilizations all across the world come up with the same ideas the same drawings the same figures the same similar language similar technology and why are they all telling the same story why do they tell a story of a half fish half human that that came on a boat to their land and taught them all these things they all tell the same story it was a half fish half human person that was a superior being that came in taught them the technology and left and like if you look into I know people that have never looked into it they think that's crazy but if you look into it that's the story and there's drawings of it so we we don't know like somebody knows this shit you know what I mean? And there's like in the Vatican, bro, there's, there's tens of thousands of books that aren't even allowed to be viewed or read. Why is that? Same thing over in Tibet, there's tens of thousands of ancient books that aren't even allowed to be accessed or read.
Why is that? So, you know, there's a lot here, man. It's not just like, oh, not just like oh you know aliens do they exist or not like we don't even know the origin of humanity for real and everybody you know says well i know it's god and i agree there's a god but you still don't know you weren't there you don't know the science there's science that says that fucking the Anunnaki came out of fucking nowhere.
What happened before that? Right. Well, God just formed this dude and threw him in a hole and they fucking showed up in Iraq.
You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like it just doesn't, it just doesn't, uh, it just, there's just a lot more to it, bro. I got really high one night.
This was a while ago. Last night? No, no, not last night.
It was a while ago. I got really high and I watched that movie Interstellar.
That's probably one of my favorite movies ever. Yeah.
And it hit me, bro. Aliens are just us from the future.
Like just a more advanced form of human. Who knows? That's what my belief is.
Really? Yeah. Like there are humans that are just way more advanced.

Like I'm talking about thousands of years ahead of us.

It was some good weed.

I don't know, man.

We'll see.

I mean, I don't listen.

Look, dude, here's what I think.

I don't like when people talk about this shit in like, this is the way it is.

You know, like, like we'll talk about this and then, know people will say no this is what happened you don't fucking know that you don't fucking know that you're right we nobody knows because we're being lied to there's people that know but we're not being told the truth i'm not the person that knows you ain't the person yeah and dude we should be we should be allowed to know the truth man we should be allowed to know what the deal is yeah yeah i got the only way that the fucking they wouldn't allow us to know what why wouldn't what is their main mission their main mission is control yeah okay so the only reason that they wouldn't allow us to know in opinion, is because they use religion to control the populace. Okay.
And if something like this came out, it would shatter a lot of people's belief in that sort of code of ethics and structure. Right.
Exactly. So there, and maybe that's not exactly what they think, but the point is we're not being told the truth because whatever the truth is, it's going to make it harder for them to control and rule over us.
Yeah. I mean, I think a little bit of that too, man.
Like what, it could also just be something that's so simple as okay. Like maybe there's infinite power.
Maybe, you know what I'm saying? Maybe you have it. Maybe we have it.
That's what I'm saying. So like, so there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more now that, you know what I'm saying? Like, and so the effect, Tesla fucking already made that bro.
You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I think there's something. You didn't even test it.
That's what I'm saying. So there's no need for a fucking utility bills no more.
You know what I'm saying? Well, Tesla fucking already made that, bro. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I think there's something there.
You think Tesla came up with wireless electricity that can be transmitted through fucking radio towers, and then all of a sudden a dude just dies? Yeah, right. And where does technology go? Oh, it just stopped? No, these motherfuckers have it in the archive, and they don't want to use it because, bro, listen.
They got the cure to cancer. They got the cure to free energy.
They have the cure to all this. The reason they don't fucking put it in the archive and they don't want to use it because bro listen they got the cure to cancer they got the cure to free energy they have the cure to all this the reason they don't fucking put it in is because it takes away the economic value that these other people who donate to these people's political campaigns and make them rich it takes away their power to make money so there's's interest, financial interest, to keeping this shit secret.

That's my take on it, man.

That's how I see it.

Guys, jump down in the comments and let us know what you guys think about this topic.

With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments, man.

We missed them yesterday with Mighty Mouse.

Yeah, we had a full show.

That was the full boat.

Very girthy.

Bro, very girthy and long. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Long for a white guy. Hey.
Above average. Hey, that was a fun show, bro.
That was great. He's one of my favorite guests we ever had, if not my favorite.
I'd agree. Yeah.
Chad Wright better get it. Chad Wright.
Come on, man. Chad Wright's one of my favorites, too.
Yeah. They're neck and neck.
They neck and neck Not physically because Chad's a little taller But Yeah That dude's funny and he's with it He's with the shit man Let's crew some of these comments Bro I didn't know what to expect I was nervous I never met him You would have thought we knew him for 15 years bro you would have thought yeah he said like one or two things i'm like all right yep this is it right here he brought up oprah fucking lying about his shit i'm like oh this would be great bro that motherfucker's funny as fuck he's awesome yeah he's awesome well guys let's check out some of these comments oh by the way i want to say this too yeah i know i said jake paul on the show yesterday but i watched about three or four videos of mike tyson last night you're going mike hold on he's pissed he's not he's not he ain't playing around so i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to retract that statement and i'm gonna have to go back to i don't know oh that's bullshit yeah that's such a cop out no it's I'm Jake's my friend. That's fine.
Yeah, so I'm going to have to go back to I don't know. Oh, that's bullshit.
Yeah. That's such a cop out.
No, it's not.

That's a cop out.

Jake's my friend.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah.

So I'm not going to fucking go against him.

I'm just saying Mike's pissed.

You know what happens when Mike's pissed?

He's going to fuck you in the ass.

Dude, listen, bro.

He feels disrespected.

You can fucking see it.

You can hear it.

Bro.

You can hear it.

Bro.

Through the tease, bro.

You can hear it. Fuck.
I don't know, man. I'm excited to watch it, dude.
It's going to be a good fight. I'm excited to watch it.
Fuck. Yeah.
Bro, listen. I just saw two videos.
Did you see him yell at that fucking lady? That lady said, what happens if you lose? And he goes, I'm not going to lose. Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then she goes, yeah, but you said, I'm not going to lose lose you don't hear what i said like i'm like holy shit bro she's like okay thank you yeah i mean listen dude bro and then and then like they did their little face off today and mike came out you know jake jake's a showman you know i'm saying he didn't do some shit on his ears or something yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a showman, dude.
He came out, and they were squaring up, and Mike fucking just looked at him, and then when it was done, he turned around and walked the fuck away. Like, bro, I could almost see it on Jake, like, hey, we cool, bro? You're right.
You know? Like, dude, fuck. Dude, I'm telling you, bro, you can't.
That shit just, it doesn't just disappear, bro. Fuck, doesn't.
That's the thing. It does not just go away.
Like when you're that level of a dude, you, like, I think Mike Tyson might kill himself to fucking win that fight if he has to. I think he's gonna put it all on the line.
I, I, dude, I think so too. He looks pissed.
Yeah. And it doesn't seem like he's fucking, I think it, it doesn't seem like he's gassing the fight up.
It seems authentically mad.

He's in fucking...

I think it started out as this friendly bout that was supposed to be fun.

But then something happened, bro.

No, here's what happened.

People started picking Jake Paul.

And this motherfucker is one of the greatest boxers of all time.

If you're one of the greatest of all time,

and then everybody starts picking the other guy,

bro, you're going to get pissed off.

You're going to get pissed off. You're going to get pissed off.

Jake better bring his lunch money, bro.

I'm just saying.

I'm going back to, I don't know.

First of all, he kind of made me say, make a pick.

I wasn't ready to make a pick.

Yeah.

You know, I felt forced.

Oh, I felt oppressed.

Show me where you're.

Yeah.

Well, I got two black guys and I'm the only white guy. I felt like you guys were going to beat me up.
Fuck, bro. I thought I was about to get gang raped or something.
Tell me who's going to win. Yeah.
Tell me who's going to win. That's right.
I'm like, okay. The white guy.
Who do you think is going to win? I think Jake Paul. Me too.
Fuck, dude. Oh, shit.
Yeah, man. I'm just trying not to get my ass beat over here all right well guys i'm gonna get my ass beat by 118 pound dude oh he would have did it no i fucking know you fucking choked my head right off listen how much you weigh for real what's he weigh what's us 145 he's strong as shit bro i'm gonna tell you right now that motherfucker pop your head off like a fucking grape bro listen he'd have to meet gina huh you'd have to meet gina oh yeah yeah you're shooting him oh absolutely yeah there's no doubt i listen bro listen this is a life lesson for all you guys out there i learned this very quick i'll tell you one too go ahead tell yours i learned this when i was bouncing in the bars bro at 17 you don't fuck with people with cauliflower oh no that's a fact you don't do it yeah ever so if you got cauliflower and you start you're there's a high probability you're gonna get shot walked away because i'm not gonna fight you yeah i'm not gonna fight you here's the other rule and i ain't no bitch here's the other one you got cauliflower no when you young bucks want to fuck with someone who's like over 40 remember they first of all they've been fighting their whole lives because that that's what we did growing up second of all they're probably tired and sore and their knees hurt and shit and they're probably just going to shoot you in the fucking face yeah so keep that in mind people above 40 are more likely to shoot you're gonna hear two pops first the knees gonna pop then the gun's gonna go pop yeah that's right bro sal and i used to fight all the time.
Remember when we fucking started?

The first week you were here, we got in a fistfight.

Yeah, I remember that.

You didn't know who to fucking pull off of who.

I'm like, fuck, this guy hired me to.

But that's his brother.

Yeah.

But dude, we made an agreement after that because it just, it hurts too bad.

Yeah.

I'm out for a minute.

Remember, I was injured for like fucking seven weeks after that.

So was he. Yeah.
Family pictures got messed up. I got pictures.
He was fucking bad. All right.
Well, guys, let's check some of these comments out from you guys. You guys never fail to amaze us.
Let's go to this first one. This first one is from at Make Em Say Alex.
Make Em Say. All right.
I think that's what it is. Nah, nah, nah.
He says, Andy saying she will cut you is funny. I'm Mexican and was cut by one of my exes, so that's pretty accurate.

Who are we talking about?

AOC, man.

No.

Who? Oh, yeah. Diego's mom.
Diego's mom?

Yeah, being Hispanic.

Yeah.

Well, both of them probably caught you.

AOC, maybe not.

Maybe. Her eyes are...
She got crazy eyes. Fuck yeah, she got crazy eyes because she's crazy.
Yeah, that's true. Alright, yeah.
Alright, well thanks for the... I would love to have AOC on the show.
She wouldn't do it. The other day when she put her little chat box up, I said, who do you guys listen to if you voted for Trump? And I fucking wrote in the box.
I said, me. it'll be fair we'll have a good time I put it in there like four different times so I know she saw it yeah she had to see it yeah but she didn't fucking hit me back she left me on red that's where it starts that's how you get cut see what I'm saying cause you don't take the warning bro yeah next thing you know is you're throwing a chocolate at your ass well alex we appreciate the uh man try a mission there yeah sorry about the cut where though where where were you cut yeah we got to comment that though where were you cut uh yeah because i I'm cut, technically.
Huh? Huh? What? Yeah. Okay.
Next one. Last comment comes from at Bailey McDonald, 5928.
She says, nah, you can keep whatever that is. We have enough issues in Australia to deal with.
We don't want that bullshit here. Talking about Tim Tam.
I know who she's talking about. Well, if you don't want him, what are we going to do with him? Yeah, we don't fucking want him.
He already signed the paperwork. Yeah, he's coming, dude.
He's going to be your neighbor, Bailey McDonald. Isn't that funny? How he's okay with having to sign paperwork to go to Australia, but, you know, illegal migrants can come here without paperwork and it's fine where are these people complaining about paperwork going there listen most people have the ability to like discern their own hypocrisy at least most of the time right of course we're all hypocrites in certain points we might say one thing and do another that's huge it's called human nature but these people here they don't have here, they don't have any recognizing any ability to recognize their own hypocrisy.
It's a square circle, bro. Yeah, it's weird.
It's weird shit, man. Guys, Bailey, Alex, Shwily, we appreciate you.
Yeah, Bailey, enjoy your new neighbors. Both of them.
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Hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from Real AF. With that being said, let's get to headline number two.
This one is great because we mentioned it a little bit yesterday, I think. The new Doji.
The Doge? I don't know how you pronounce it i think it's doge is it doge i wish it should be doji department of government efficiency department of government efficiency right so you got trump uh who uh is bringing in this new department you got elon musk and vivek running it okay now leave it to msm they're going to do some fear mongering. They can't talk about either one of them.
Otherwise, it it to MSM. They're going to do some fear monitoring.

They can't talk about either one of them.

Otherwise, it's racism.

It is.

We established.

It's very racist to talk about an African-American and an Indian-American.

It's fucked up.

Yeah.

It's fucked up.

Are they not qualified?

Yeah.

Well, you know.

I mean, clearly, Elon knows how to use a computer.

Oh, shit. I mean clearly Elon knows how to use a computer oh shit but leave it to MSM they're going to try to do some fear mongering so I thought this was interesting this is coming from CNN of course Trump wants Elon Musk to overhaul the government here's what could be on the chopping block and they into this stupid fucking article, and I'm not even going to read all of it.
But they talk about Elon Musk, and he's a billionaire, one of the richest men on Earth who runs several companies. And he does them so good.
And why should he be in charge of government efficiency? I mean, I think it's pretty fucking clear. That's exactly why why it's it's exactly why dude what is it with these fucking idiots that can't understand to be in charge of a government is no different than being in charge of a company it's being in charge of the most powerful company in the world and do you want to elect someone based upon their gender or their skin tone or their being the first this to run the most powerful country in the world if you do it's because you're a fucking idiot yeah i mean listen and if they are going to do that then again he qualifies for that too he's the first african american to lead the department of government efficiencies he he runs and look the guy's a creative thinker plus a competent operator which is a huge huge huge deal because very few people have both those skill sets all right he runs tesla tesla's completely innovative company how can we do cars well we could do them like this and he starts making it up right like he's not like hey we're gonna do like gm and own a little bit better all right there's levels to this fucking game i want to go to mars so i'm gonna build my own fucking nasa okay so he my point here paypal he thinks completely outside the realm of the structure that most people think, which is a requirement to innovate and push forward.
And I actually think because of those skill sets, there is nobody more qualified to do what he's been tasked with doing. Because what we need to do is we need to take the entire government.
Like imagine if to renew your license plates, you just went on the internet and fucking typed in a few words instead of going to the license office wasting half a day dealing with a bunch of bullshit you know blah blah blah like all of this stuff should be on blockchain all of this shit should be immediate like instantaneous it should be very low cost if not free um and he's gonna do all those things like in every way possible that's what i think well they're trying to scare people into thinking that you know they're talking about cutting medicare medicaid and the children's health insurance program the affordable i bet he will cut and i'm sure there's gonna be some trim i bet he will cut the bullshit out of it it. Yeah, I think there's definitely some fat that could be trimmed off from there, for sure.
But I want to direct our time and energy to what really is the shit that needs to be getting cut. Let's check this out.
This is where Elon Musk can start cutting federal spending. From transgender monkeys to DEI and checks to dead people.
This is a fucking article by uh new york post let's dive into this so um the first thing they could check uh waste of day feds paid 1.3 billion dollars to dead people last year last year we're not talking about fucking medicaid 1.3 what we could we do with $1.3 billion? Do a lot going back just to the people. Do a lot.
You know. Yeah.
The federal government mistakenly paid $1.3 billion to dead people in the fiscal year 2023, according to U.S. Office of Management and Budgets reporting on improper payments.
Other things they've put out behind bars benefits. Prisoners thought to still be free and out of work received one hundred and seventy one million dollars in unemployment payments or Social Security in 2023.
Medicaid, Medicare also sent out $101 billion in improper payments, largely due to fraud and tax cheats, took the IRS for at least $546 million. I don't like that one.
I would say everything the IRS is not a tax cheat. It's a fucking individual individual cheat yeah yeah that's true um other things that no pointless government money goes to talk about cutting the fat russian cat research um in 2021 yeah they fucking killed crumbs bro bro i think crumbs was they killed crumbs he knew too much bro that was a massage hit bro he knew too much bro bro.
They killed him. In 2021.
You know who killed him, too? Who? Dr. Death.
Oh, Fauci. Fucking Fauci.
Fauci killed Crumbs, bro. Listen, with RFK getting in, the cat was probably fucking around with too much aspartame.
Yeah, well, it ain't bringing Crumbs back, man. Have you been seeing those reels of the RK of our of junior rfk what do you do bro they're making reels of him now like fucking shredded he is shredded he is sure no but like like like 30 year old shred like ridiculously shredded all right and they have his voice over this clip and it's like this dude going to open up his fridge and pull out a diet coke and then it's like hey you fat fuck no it's rfk it's like stay away from the aspartame i'm here to work for you even if you don't like it it's like today we're hitting buys and tries it's fucking great um but yeah cat research in 2021 the national institute of Health awarded half a million dollars to a Russian lab performing experiments on cats, including removing part of their brains and seeing if they could still walk on treadmills.
That is so fucked up. Why are we doing that? I don't think we're actually, like, I don't think they're actually doing that.
Yeah, they're just saying they're doing it and taking the money. Exactly.
Like this, for example. Other waste other wasteful government i don't know bro you saw that experiment fauci was doing with the fucking puppies the beagles yeah yeah yeah maybe they are dude fauci's going to hell bro oh there's no doubt yeah like he's caused so much pain so much suffering he's a sick fuck he is um but uh other wasteful government spending by irish uh biden's irish booggle, American taxpayers shelled out $4 million last year for Joe and Hunter Biden to go on a trip to Ireland, as The Post reported.
That included $1.2 million on an elaborate sound system and light show for a Biden speech and $760,000 to rent out an entire hotel in Dublin. Just wasteful spending.
$50 million to a firm that runs Monkey Island. It's a colony of around 3,000 primates that are sent to research labs.
And they also sent $3.7 million that was used to fund a study on monkeys and gambling um part of another yeah bro like how about the insurance companies that give you an aspirin and charge you 700 dollars yeah how about that yeah how about we start there and fuck the monkey shit because that's where most of the shit comes from yeah well it's funny you say that i mean even on the health care as we're still paying for the pandemic. Of course we are.
There's still millions of dollars, billions of dollars. FEMA is expected to spend another $70 billion on the pandemic in 2026, six years after it fucking started.
Dr. Fauci, he's been receiving $15 million worth of security this year bro how much security is that like

that's a shit no i know think about what what we spend that's a shit ton right and think i mean what the fuck do they have all of it like fucking is that like a army of robots what the fuck they got bro it's a lot that's a lot of that's a lot of shit right there that's a lot of that's a lot of power um yeah. That's a lot of power.

Yeah.

And, you know, oh, this is crazy.

Drag shows in Ecuador.

Taxpayer money is going to that. The State Department awarded a $20,000 grant to a center in Ecuador that was used for 12 drag theater performances in a two-minute documentary.

Well, look, there's a billion things like this. Yeah, it's all over.
Yeah. China, I mean, it's all over there.
But one of the other things that are interesting, obviously there's a lot of government waste that goes on. And that's really- Department of Health and Human Services hired 294 employees at a cost of $38.7 million to oversee DEI as reported

by Open the Books.

$40 million to say

that people who aren't qualified should get

jobs over people who are.

What does that come down to in salary?

$38.7 divided by $294.

$131,000 a year. Yeah.
That's crazy. Yeah, to say, okay, well, you have this color skin or you have this genitalia and this guy is more qualified than you so you get the job.
Makes sense. Yeah, makes perfect sense.
But Elon, he's been doing some some other things too he's also changing some stuff up at twitter um which is what i want to move this next convo to um have you been seeing the mass exodus of twitter the twitter rights and by mass exodus i mean like five people oh you got joy reed she's leaving uh she's leaving twitter as liberal tantrums over elon musk and trump's body read needs to leave the u.s i think so too yeah she's a fucking racist straight up racist like imagine if a white person went on tv and talked about black people the way she talks about said half the shit she says the other way

Yeah, joy reads out. That's what I'm glad I'm happy about

Racism is gonna is gonna get to the point where racism is racism. It's not just one way

Right if you judge someone based off the color of their skin for any reason whatsoever

You're a world-class piece of shit. Yeah, that's that's the bottom line and racism is racism whether it's towards black people or white people or asians or jews or fucking whatever right it it's just bad people and good people dude is this person a bad person is this person a good person if we would just get to that we could actually find out who is at the bottom of all of these fucking rat holes that cause all this shit, right? I don't know.

Yeah, let's check her video out.

Hey guys, so today I finally did something I've been meaning to do for a while.

And the reason for doing it and kissing goodbye my 1.9 million followers.

Too many white people! Is because I hadn't been posting for a long time. I just didn't want to contribute content once it was purchased by its present owner.
But just having it there, I was only holding on to it because I really didn't want someone trying to take over that name and using it for nefarious purposes. I was a little bit worried about that.

And also every so often I would use it to just like sort of look at news that was trending

and what's happening and I would just sort of use it as like an aggregator.

But I just realized that's not really worth it because in order to like do the news aggregation

and just look at all, you have to wade through a lot of dreck and a lot of just abuse and

a lot of just negativity.

And, you know. Yeah, you do Yeah, the abuse that was is the response and the backlash of the shit you've been doing for 15 years lady Yeah, you know, by the way nice hair She's not the only one.
She's put her fucking wig back on She does Fuck bro. When you get airline like that you don't let it quit on you you gotta fire it bro listen it's the only fight i've ever lost yeah but you know what you didn't lose it because you fired it you know what i'm saying no you didn't you only lose if you try to like hang on to it like she's doing okay all right you know so i didn't lose my fight no you you you won because you said fuck you fucking quit on me fuck you you're fired yeah you can You can't fire me.
I'll fire you. Yeah, that's right.
You're not breaking up with me. I'm breaking up with you.
Fuck you. That's what she failed to do.
Yeah. And she's not.
I mean, by the way, what's up with the cultural appropriation of her blonde hair? Oh. What's up with that? Oh.
All right now, Joy. Yeah.
Yeah. You got some explaining to do.
Yeah, you do. do yeah you do um she's not the only faggot that left uh don lemon don lemon left too uh he's all done well he didn't leave yet he's leaving tomorrow didn't you try to like extort elon for some sort of fucking contract or something i think so yeah they had a They had a disagreement, right? Like, didn't he want to...
Listen, man. Yeah, you guys are irrelevant, man.
Like, Joy Reid quit because no one cares what she says. No, bro, she was getting hammered.
Every day. Every day, bro.
Well, that's because she's legit, divisive, and racist, man. Bro, these people who are all...
Do you have anything in here about the mainstream media

and the next topic?

Did you see all these people getting fired from MSM?

All these people that are getting released

and let go and shit?

Let's talk about it.

Oh, yeah, dude.

All the main hosts are on the chopping block

at CNN and MSNBC, allegedly. Well's watching this shit.
I know. But see, my point here is that that's their move to regain credibility.
They've realized that these people have exhausted their credibility, so they need new faces. And apparently, they're trying to get some pro-Trump voices on their networks.
I have heard that. Yeah.
They're trying to go less biased. So ABC, just going to throw this out there.
I will be a host on one of your shows. Me and DJ, we come as a package.
And we will be the counter to the rest of the... And we can handle them all.
All you need is us. Yeah.
Okay? And we'll just go on every show and be the voice. You guys pay me money.
My reparations amount is going to be pretty high. That's right.
Pay me a lot of money. Pay DJ a lot of money.
We'll come on your TV and we'll get the ratings up there. I promise you.
If you don't hire us, it's racism. We're suing.
Yeah, that's right. Fucking racism.
Yep. I'm an African-American with an African-American credit score.
I demand to be heard.

And I am a persecuted white man.

Who was forced to pick Jake Paul? I was bullied by two black men on my own show.

This is one of the pictures from that study with the monkeys doing casino shit.

Really?

Yeah, monkeys learning how to gamble.

$3.7 million right there. That monkey's smarter than me, dude.
I don't know how to play poker or anything. I don't.
I never wanted to learn, bro. Really? Yeah, it's like cocaine.
I don't want to touch it. That's smart.
Bro, if things are going to be bad for me like that, I don't even fucking go near them. That's smart, man.
I'll end up being that weirdo fucking high on cocaine at the car table when I'm clear visors on five in the morning yeah uh yeah man guys jumping on this convo man let us know what you guys think down in the comments uh i i will say this i love vivek and i love elon musk and i believe if they do what they say they're going to do they could be the two most historically relevant individuals in our government in modern history.

For the next century, bro.

In modern history.

Bigger than a president, bigger than anybody, because what actually needs to happen here is what they are claiming they are going to do, which is removing the bureaucracy and reducing the bureaucracy from what is currently the biggest government in the history of human history down to a functional cashflow positive non-wasteful business that serves the people and if they do that bro not only will we be our country be debt, we won't pay the taxes we're paying. Not even close.
No. And that can be done quickly.
So I'm very excited. I'm very confident in both of their abilities.
There's been a lot of picks and a lot of them I am excited about. Some of them I don't get at all.
Like this marco rubio pick yeah like secretary of state

not only that dude i don't like i don't like these pro-israel people dude like i don't like it it doesn't have a place in our government yeah okay and i don't mind i don't mind if you're a regular person and you love israel and it's a big deal but this is fucking america dude and the israeli influence in our government is unacceptable, just as it would be unacceptable for any country to have that level of influence in our government. It's not an anti-Semitic thing.
It's not anything against Jews. It's the principle of a government having that much control over our government.
And when Pete Hegseth, who I gave amazing words to yesterday, stands up today and says, you know, freedom or what do you say? Capital or something. Patriotism and Zionism are the forefront.
No, patriotism. Zionism is for there.
It's all the way across the world is for them. Okay.
Zionism does not belong in our government. And we can be allies and we can help each other without that much influence happening in our government it's it has to end at some point we need to be american first and i'm i'm really tired of the people who claim to be america first going up there and talking about this and like if there's someone who can explain to me the relationship and why it's that important i would love to hear it but i have not heard a valid argument from anybody as to why we should have dual citizens of another country in our government making policy decisions that serve them and then us it should be american first dude and so like when pete says because i have all the respect in the world for headseth and Pete I do But what the fuck man? This is America.
Let's be American first Don't go up there now all of a sudden fucking start spewing up all these talking points because you think you need to to get Finance for some future bullshit. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it either dude And there's a number of made that are like that. And, bro, that makes me think Trump hasn't learned his motherfucking lesson.
It really makes me think that Trump is going to go in and fucking potentially do the same shit that happened to him last time. Yeah.
I don't know, dude. I mean, I hope I'm wrong.
And maybe there's a bunch of shit I don't know. There probably is, but America should be for Americans.

And until our country looks how it should look,

and until we are a superior country

to every other country in the world

in terms of our infrastructure,

our technology,

the quality of living,

the income standard,

all of these things,

until we're the best,

zero dollars to anybody else.

Fucking anybody.

That's my position.

Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Now with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three um this was interesting uh this one uh this just came out today um onion they uh buys alex jones's info wars at auction with backing from sandy Hook families. You see this? Yeah.
Interesting. The satirical news source The Onion outbid rivals for Alex Jones' Infowars at a bankruptcy auction backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims owed more than $1 billion in defamation judgments against the broadcaster for calling the 2012 massacre a hoax.
Now the sale price was not disclosed when the families confirmed the deal on Thursday, quote, the dissolution of Alex Jones's assets and the death of info wars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emily was killed in the 2012 shooting in Connecticut, sent in a statement provided by his lawyers and seen by the Associated Press. Now, Alex Jones, he's 50, he confirmed The Onion's acquisition of Infowars in a social media post and said he planned to file legal challenges to stop it.
Quote, I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the U.S. trustee over our bankruptcy this morning, and they said they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning, Jones said.
Quote, the Connecticut Democrats with the Onion newspaper bought us, he added. Now, he started Infowars back in 1999, and it's been going on for a long time.
And again, I don't know if that's going to like, I don't know how much InfoWars is actually worth. I don't know if it's...
They just bought a bunch of podcast equipment, dude, and some cameras and a fucking backdrop. And on top of that, maybe any contracts that they had signed, but it's worthless without Alexones right all he has to do is go start another one called fucking you know bozo wars or whatever the fuck he wants to call it you know i'm saying info wars yeah i mean dude look it's it's a it's a fucking nothing burger you know i i mean they're not gonna stop them all we would have to do is call alex and hey, bro, why don't you come sit on our show and whatever ads you bring, you keep the money for that.
And then he's making the same fucking money, doing the same shit. You know, like Alex has a fucking fan base.
Yeah. You can't stop that.
It's him. Yeah.
Like that would be like they come in and, oh, we fucking forced sell real AF Well, I'm gonna start fucking real real AF tomorrow really really yeah Like like you know like it's it's it's it's ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, yeah now I mean dude, I'm not sitting here saying that what he said was right or wrong or whatever You know like I think that's very insensitive to make light of a situation where people actually died as people lose their kids i remember that shooting dude it was horrible it was like that was a you know we hear about these shootings and they're all horrible but that was one that was like the first that was like the first time it was like little bitty kids you know what i'm saying and um it was horrible and i don't know why he would think that was made up i don't know i don't i don't know alex jones uh i think he makes some good points a lot of times i think he's well read on the shit that i think he knows a lot of shit um i think he gets you know a little bit out there sometimes and i think this is one of the cases where he got a lot out there and it bit him in the ass yeah big time yeah and and it's not you know uh but buying forcing him out of business finding him a billion dollars and all this shit um that's the part that bothers me is like the government overreach in this yeah that's that's what it is it's government overreach a billion dollars yeah come on dude like that's insane i agree it's insane i agree you know and it's just like you know well and here's what people people so like when you say that there's gonna be people who say well what he did was absolutely horrible okay sure absolutely but there's people out there that actually kill kids that don't get fined a billion fucking dollars.
Right. Okay.
There's rich people that fucking crash their car and kill a family and they come out of prison still fucking rich. If they go to prison at all.
That's what I'm saying, bro. So like this is not okay and where people need to really be careful before they jump on this shit and say, oh yeah, get them.
Is that it's setting a precedent for them to get you to. It does.
Right. It does.
The other part too, that bothers me on this man is just like, we have to be very, very honest with ourselves and very careful. When we talk about the freedoms that we have in this country, right? Like if we're going to say we have free speech, free speech means that you can say something i don't like anything anything you that's what free speech means that's the the textbook free speech means that as long as it's relatively true you could say it right i don't know that he had any proof that was true you know like as much as i say there's there's no limits to free speech i mean how many times have we had to file lawsuits on people that fucking completely make up shit about me completely make it up yeah you know what i mean like fuck dude i got people in this building that's all they fucking do is attack the internet for people to fucking tell lies you know what i'm saying so like where it gets blurry though it's like you know is that when an opinion, because, I mean, when an opinion, I mean, maybe you didn't phrase it.
Like, I don't know. Like, that's the other thing.
Like, it's hard to even find what the original point was that was like where this is all contended on. You know, but I get blurry.
It does get blurry, man. It's like my opinion is my opinion.
Now, whether he said it was his opinion or not or said like this is a fact I don't know

but opinion like dude you can't like

you get hurt by my opinion that's fine

Kamala Harris

was just in front of the fucking White House

saying that Donald Trump and all of us

are Nazis. Are Nazis.
Where's her billion dollar fund?

That's right. I want to sue her for death of me too

you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like you know what I'm saying

but like listen bro calling someone a Nazi

is a big fucking deal and if they're not a fucking Nazi then where is the fucking accountability to'm saying? Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? But like- Listen, bro, calling someone a Nazi is a big fucking deal.
And if they're not a fucking Nazi, then where is the fucking accountability to those people? Right. But there's accountability to him.
Right. Right.
You know what I'm saying? What this really was is this is to show everybody else- Yeah, this is a fucking intimidation tactic. That's all it is.
Everybody else shut the fuck up. They wanted to fucking hit Alex Jones with a billion dollars to shut people like me and you and everybody else up rogan shut up pbd shut up for selling dj shut up you're gonna lose all your shit that's right you know it's fucked up it's fucked up man um other things too though quickly on government overreach did you see this uh biden's fbi raids home of poly market ceo after gambling platform yeah that's retaliatory dude successfully predicts trump's victory yeah that's that's straight up payback political political revenge bro yeah well i mean that's all gonna stop here in a couple months i pray to god as long as fucking trump actually gets in i still

dude i still cannot shake the feeling that these people have a plan and they are not i would say as the days go by when i'm starting to watch like the media companies fire their fucking personalities and shit and i'm starting to see like some of these changes being made,

I'm thinking less and less that there's a plan, but like 2% less. I still think these people are going to try to fucking kill Trump.
I think they're going to blame it on Iran. I think they're going to try to get all Trump's people fired up to go to war with Iranan then they get rid of trump they get their war

with iran they all make a bunch of money they remove the most capable american males from

society by putting them to war who are the resistance of their plan and their their policies

and their you know platform and then they get to say oh there's free and fair elections look trump

won but they killed him you see what i'm saying so everything that could happen from that

Thank you. you know platform and then they get to say oh there's free and fair elections look trump won but they killed him you see what i'm saying so everything that could happen from that standpoint benefits them and it just when all things are all things the simplest thing makes sense and the simplest thing is not oh they're just going to give up and let him walk right in it's not that's not simple it does not stop itself bro no i dude 100 it never has never has you know so i mean we'll see i just hope that i hope trump and his people are very fucking careful well i hope to that i hope they're very on top of it well i also hope too that the majority of people also will be smart enough and be able to use common sense to know that if that does happen and they do try to blame it on who did it yeah it's not them not only that bro i hope that people i hope just people in general are aware enough to pay attention and like kind of just like watch right like if you see weird shit happening wherever you are especially if you're in the vicinity of fucking trump like in his town you need to say something i just dude i don't know man like i think you guys who listen regularly and have listened for a number of years you know i have a unique ability to be able to see things coming down the pipe and that is that is just what the fuck i'm seeing and i'm just being honest about it yeah man guys it bothers me dude like i don't like it Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in.
We talk about it. And it gets one of those two options.
So with that being said, let's get to our thumbs up. Got a video for you we're going to start with.
All right. Okay.
Now, you guys have been listening, watching for any extent of time. You guys know that we like bears.
Bears are a common theme on this show. And you have a Rolls Royce, right? Two of them.
Yeah, two of them. Nice Rolls Royce.
That's right. Yeah.
What's a Rolls Royce plural? Roll okay you got two rolls yeah all right i got rolls is you go yeah because you got some rolls i got a couple rolls i'm familiar with the rolls yeah what'd you say joe the assholes what they say i got rolls too you got roll i got everybody hey grown men's got rolls bro yeah i mean it's baller shit. It's like, look at Rick Ross, bro.
Dig boss status. Yeah.
I'm just saying, ladies like a little role. Especially in the wintertime, dude.
It's cold. Yeah.
You ain't warming shit up. Yeah.
Well, fuck it. Get your skinny ass, fucking skeleton ass off me.
Moe control body ass nigga. Oh, fuck, dude.
I got a video for you, though right it has to do with uh a bear yep and a rolls royce okay all right let's check this out there's no audio so you guys gotta watch on youtube what is that is that a fucking bear that's not a rolls though that though. That's a Rolls.
Oh, that is a Rolls.

Came back four Rolls.

Oh, he upgraded.

He was in the Benz.

Now he's in the Rolls.

Yeah.

Holy shit, dude.

What's he doing in there?

He's fucking the car up.

Why is he... Why is he...

What's going on here?

Yeah, so this was a video.

This is in California.

This is in California.

This is a video that was submitted to the Department of Insurance for an insurance claim of a bear that went in not just one car, but two cars. The same guy on both cars? Yeah.
No, he didn't. That's his own circus bear and uh they said a bear attacked the rolls royce

but the real culprit was even stranger footage was shocking a brown bear

and there hasn't been one of those in southern california for more than a century

breaks into a 2010 rolls royce ghost see hold on was that a fucking dude in a fucking bear suit

Thank you. in Southern California for more than a century, breaks into a 2010 Rolls Royce ghost seemingly- Hold on.
Was that a fucking dude in a fucking bear suit? Is that what the fuck we just looked at? All right, keep reading, dude. This is fucking funny.
Seemingly using the door handle. Then it lumbers around inside the car, raking the leather seats with its mighty claws.
Except, it wasn't a terrifying beast. It was a person in a bear costume using a kitchen tool designed to shred meat, authority said.
So this video was submitted. And the insurance adjusters, they, you know, they enlisted some help of some biologists from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife to review the videos.
And they all said, yeah, that's a dude in the suit. So they they launched this operation called Operation Bearclaw.
They got a warrant for this dude to search his house

and they found this.

Holy shit,

man. Okay.
Alright, first

of all, you broke motherfucker.

Why the fuck you have a Rolls Royce

if you're committing insurance fraud?

You fucking idiot.

And you can tell he's a fake baller motherfucker because it's a 2010.

Yeah.

Thing's worth like 30 bucks.

Fucking bear suit's worth more than that.

Bro, well, so just for context, because obviously pictures were taken of the vehicle's damage and stuff.

With both cars, this dude, same guy?

Same guy.

So this guy's so fucking stupid. Like he doesn't stop at one at one car Like if it was just one car he wouldn't got caught But he's got two cars parked in the exact same spot in the exact same fucking camera angle That like bro How fucking stupid are you and then you keep the bear suit in your house? You should have left it in the woods, but that's's like that's like you know that's like committing a murder and then keeping all the blood-soaked shit in your closet it's stupid it's stupid uh now for context i want to show you guys what a picture of look at the fucking kitchen meat slashers yeah i use that shit on my briskets really yeah uh brisket i mean fuck you do so he cut holes through the fucking paw gloves so he could hold the fucking kitchen claws and then he just shredded the seats of his car his own car well so i want to show you guys uh this is a picture that the the uh department of insurance in California, used in their case.
This is a picture of what an actual vehicle would look like if it was attacked by a bear. There's some real damage.
It looks like a bear got it. These are the pictures of what the man submitted to insurance was.
That's the AMG and then there's the Rolls Royce. Totally believable.
Totally believable. Can we get a picture of this guy? I just want to see how fucking dumb he looks.
Look how easy he opened up the door.

Come on out, Smokey.

You know, I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Hold on, go back, go back.

What was the date on the first one?

Let's see.

What's the date on that one?

Doesn't show on this one.

What a moron.

Yeah.

God.

Yeah.

What the fuck is wrong with people, dude?

Four people got arrested in this.

Ruben Tam Rezian, who's 26 years old, of Glendale. Arit Churkinani 39.
Veehey I'm not even Murder Kanyan and Alifia Zuckerman. Alright.
Zeeshan, what kind of names are those? Two of them sound Indian. The second and the third one sound Indian.
But the first and the last one, I don't know. Second one is Ararat Chirkinian.
It sounds like these motherfuckers ran across the border. Or $142,000.
That was a claim? That was a claim. For those two cars? For those two cars.
2015 AMG 2010 Rolls Royce. Hmm.
Yep. And they are now facing charges of insurance fraud and conspiracy.
So, yeah. Andy, what we got on this, bro? We got a couple of dumb motherfuckers.
That's what we got. Yeah.
Why did y'all pin it on the brown bear? Hold on, bro. Why? Well, I mean, if they made a black bear, it'd definitely be racist.
Well, that probably would have went through. Like, yeah, yeah, this makes sense.
Black bear. No, they would have said, well, you know what? The black bear, you know, he grew up in a bad house.
So we're going to let him keep the cars. The bad cave.
Yeah. Those are his cars now.
You know. Fucking.
Look, man. It's fucking true.
Oh, the black bear killed five people. Oh, whatever.
He didn't have a lot of berries to pick around his cave and shit. Yeah.
You know. His dad left him.
Yeah. It's.
You know know whose fault it is? It's the fucking polar bear's fault.

It's the polar bear's fault, bro.

And the fucking pandas.

The pandas are just as bad.

Mm-hmm.

Because they're halfway bad.

That's right.

They got a little...

They're halfway bad.

Oh, my God, dude.

We might see Fauci in hell, bro.

I don't know.

Oh, no.

I don't know.

Listen.