862. Andy & DJ CTI: Sen. Cory Booker’s Marathon “filibuster”, Trump Tells Inner Circle That Musk Will Soon & Judge Dismisses Eric Adams Case

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We got Andy and DJ. Yeah.
Do what? Cruise in the internet. Yeah.
Yep. I like Keith's countdown better than the dots.
I just wanted to put that out there real quick

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it's less like homo sapien in nature

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that makes no sense

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that was an intelligent joke

that's all that was

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I understand what you're laughing at bro

I hope you. Yes.

I understand what you're laughing at, bro.

I thought I was up here on that joke.

No, that was borderline.

That was a 79 IQ joke.

Right about average.

You know what I'm saying?

Mine is well above that. That's's that's a regular that's a regular hopeless homo sapien joke all right yeah man we got cruise the internet don't forget to share the show uh yeah don't be a hoe show all right that's right man you know What we're doing an extra episode i feel like you know i don't got to this is just fucking extra huh yeah anything we do is extra yeah yeah you're lucky you get this yep yeah i agree all right yeah so what's up some catcher out there huh no oh all right yeah i'm good all right let do the show.
Yeah, man. We got some crazy shit.
We got a brand new segment for you guys. We got a segment.
You guys will see that new segment a little bit later. Yeah.
Courtesy of the podcast team, actually. Everybody decided to put that together.
But we'll get to that a little bit later. Where are we at with the call-ins? We got that set up.
We're doing some-in show uh this this for next month guys you gotta guys email your questions in with the phone number dropping digits we're gonna we're gonna so monday will be our first call-in show is that how it's gonna work that's what we're shooting for all right well send us your questions and your motherfucking numbers fuckers yeah all right's happening? Yeah, we got a lot of crazy stuff to cover.

It's a midweek catch up, but let's see what dots we can connect today.

There's some interesting stuff.

But before we get to our headlines, got something I need your opinion on.

Okay.

Got to get your take on this.

This is like, it's a crazy story.

It's a real story.

It's verified.

Down in Georgia. We got to go down to Georgia.
Georgia's a nice state. Yeah, I like Georgia.
It's all right. Very historic state.
I would say out of the states that Georgia is in, you know, I think Georgia's in my top 10 of states. Oh, that's high.
No, I don't think so. I like Georgia.
The countryside's beautiful. They got beautiful estates down there.
They got Stone Mountain. They got Savannah, Georgia.
They got the Savannah Bananas. Yep.
Savannah's nice. Savannah was nice.
Yeah. Atlanta's nice.
People talk shit on Atlanta, but I like Atlanta. A lot of homo sapiens there.
Well, you know what I like about Atlanta? You know what I like atlanta is that everybody dresses up man you go out there's some classy people out you know what i'm saying anyway let's go to georgia real quick yeah this is actually a really fucked up story but i want to get your take on this man okay so the headline reads georgia dad arrested for leaving young kids at mcdonald's to attend job interview i saw this dude let's dive into a little bit it's a tough scenario it's very tough yeah let's hear it it's tough so a georgia father of three was arrested for leaving his young children unattended at a mcdonald's to go to a nearby interview. Chris Lewis, who's 24 years of age, allegedly walked with his three kids from his apartment to the restaurant in Augusta just before 4.30 p.m.
on March 22nd, according to the Augusta Press. The youngsters, ages 1, 6, and 10, spent their time alone in the restaurant, which has an indoor play area attached to the dining room.
Lewis was seen leaving the fast food joint, returning shortly after to check on his kids before leaving again. A worried customer told police, the outlet reported.
Richmond County Sheriff's deputies arrived at the restaurant and located the unharmed, unoccupied minors who remained inside the store until their father returned. Lewis returned to the McDonald's just before 6.20 p.m.
where police confronted him for leaving his children alone. Lewis, who doesn't own a car, told police he left his children behind because he didn't want them to walk back to his home as he went to the interview.
The outlet reported police waited inside with Lewis until the children's mom arrived to take her kids home. Lewis was arrested and charged with deprivation of a minor.
Now, the mom couldn't fucking watch him for fucking half an hour while he went to an interview to try to better the fucking their lives. Dude, it fucking sucked.
Listen, dude, this story actually like really pissed me off it sucks yeah it sucks man like i mean and not at him no i mean like like look bro it's a poor choice yeah okay like but fuck he could have left him at fucking there's i mean a thousand other places you could have fucking left him at that would have been 10 times worse i mean he could have taken him to the interview put him in the fucking lobby you know But like, like bro somebody brought their kids to interview and that's all they had to i would understand that for sure you know uh in fact i think that's happened a couple times yeah um dude it sucks it does suck and it sucks that like okay the mother couldn't watch the kids for a fucking hour yeah you know or or dude it's just it's such there's some variables we don't know and now they're gonna probably call family services it's gonna cause them all kinds of other trouble this is where the system gets it fails yeah it does it fails these things for sure and uh you know when you're really at the beginning stages of trying to better yourself the the system is very difficult to work through. And well, why? What do you mean? It's supposed to, like, you know, be beneficial to people trying to break out the fucking terrible matrix that, you know, they depend on us being in.
Yeah. I mean, look, dude, it just it just reinforces all the things we talk about here on the show, man.
You know, they want people to struggle.

They want it to be hard on people.

They want to...

You know, the fact that this dude got arrested for this,

in my opinion, like, I'm sure it's against the law.

But, I mean, fuck, guys.

Like, don't we...

I don't know.

Not like he left him to go get some fucking drugs.

Yeah.

Not like he left him to go fuck...

You know what I'm saying?

That's what I'm saying.

Like... He's got to get a fucking job, man.
Dude, and it's not like he left him to go get some fucking drugs yeah to go fuck you know that's what i'm saying like get a fucking job man dude and it's just like it just dude it i saw it and it bothered me too bro it sucks yeah it fucking sucks but remember for every one of these guys that we hear about there's a fucking shit ton that we don't yeah for sure you know and yeah bro this bummed me out when i saw it here's a guy who a young man who's 24 who already has a lot of responsibility in his life for 24 that's a lot okay he's probably not getting any help from anybody the guy's trying to get a job i don't know you know like it just i don't just, I don't know. It doesn't seem right.
No. But the good thing is there are good people in this world.
Yeah. You know, and it's always funny, too, like the people who, you know, get the most heat or the most hate, they tend to be the ones with the biggest fucking hearts.
That's usually how it works. Enters the Real AF show, we got AB, Antonio Brown.
He's doing some really awesome stuff yeah i guess he saw it somehow he came across it uh he put this tweet out saying uh anybody know how to get a hold of chris would love to help him um and uh you know put the link to the article and stuff and um you know that wasn't enough he He then started a GoFundMe for Chris, did an initial funding on it, and published it using his own personal platform to do so. And other people started jumping in on it.
Tony O'Brown started a GoFundMe for that dad that was arrested at his job interview, father who has struggled i will be donating i urge all fathers to do the same um and uh at the time of the recording it's almost made it to its goal of fifty thousand dollars is that like 48 grand right now um maybe you know posted a follow-up saying almost made it to goal sometimes people just need help happy to help chris and his family get a stable life spoke to family. They have been homeless since November trying to make it.
Next up, we'll be helping Chris land a job. I like that a lot.
The only thing I would say to that is that don't just give them the money and just look. You can't give people large sums of money that have never had large sums of money and expect them to make the right decisions with it all right we see this in the nfl we see this with now in college with nil and it goes no different for this man fifty thousand dollars more money this dude's probably ever seen in his whole life okay it's more money than most people will have at one time in their life and that's fucked up that.
That's sad. But that's the truth.
And I would encourage some of the men who are trying to help him to also get him connected with some people that will help him allocate those funds wisely so that they don't just come in and go out. For sure.
You know what I'm saying? He ends up in the same position. Correct.
I mean, you got to remember too, like it's, like, it's not even just, he's 24. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's very little life experience there.
He's going to need some fucking guidance, man. You know, $50,000 can go real quick if you just don't understand what you're doing.
Yeah, 100%, man. So.
Yeah. Well, shout out to AB, man.
Yeah. That's fucking and uh mcdonald's has not commented on it so i mean don't have anything on that for right now but well listen why do you think they didn't who mcdonald's yeah oh well think about it from a business owner standpoint why wouldn't you do that why would mcdonald's not give ten thousand dollars or $100,000? Or even just offer a fucking job.
Why? I don't know. People will do it intentionally.
So their places will become a place where people try to replicate this story. To get, yeah.
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, that's the sucky part of humanity in society in this day. Yeah, but true it's a real thing there's a lot of people that will try to take advantage of any good heart just the way it is 100% man I'm going to follow the story and we'll see if any updates come out of this Chris good luck to you brother hope it you, brother.
Hope it all works out. But, yeah, man, with that being said, let's get into some of our main headlines here.
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With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. We got headline number one.
This one was interesting. Cory Booker.
Booker. Booker.
I almost said booger. You did say booger.
Same thing. Okay.
Same thing. He is the first African-American to break the record of filibusters.
Yeah.

Senator Cory Booker's marathon filibuster against Trump agenda goes on and on and finally ends after he breaks Senate record.

What's the longest you ever had to talk?

Like speak?

At once?

Yeah, one time.

Or over the course of a day?

No, I mean, well, no no like one stop one full session probably three hours okay yeah all right without a break without a break yeah no no pissing break yeah nothing yeah this dude just went 25 hours yeah 25 fucking hours without Going to the bathroom without nothing that's impressive it's fucking impressive it's for you i you probably wore a diaper i'd imagine that'd be bro i can't go more than 25 hours without shitting and when i do it it's never good you're 25 on 25 off yeah you're like the fucking firehouse bro yeah you know um well since we love you guys so much i have the full 25 hours of uh of speech here we're gonna watch the whole thing check this out it's getting good trouble my friend madam president I Yield the floor That's enough of that shit. Yeah, he did this this full speech Not really sure what what he was trying to accomplish.
Oh, it's a selfish Goal, I want to be the person with the longest filibuster You know it didn't achieve anything listen, it's indicative of the focus that these people have it is not about achieving things it is not about helping anybody it's not about solving any problems it's about what's in it for them and what was in it for him is for him to say i have the record now i don't know if you watched much of this but it was ridiculously stupid okay and this was some sort of a mix between martin luther king the wish version of martin luther king and like incoherent babbling that you would hear in a corporate environment a lot of yapping yes a lot of yapping uh and it was all it was just some garbage you know and you know at some point in time we have to start recognizing that if you're not trying to solve the problem you don't belong in congress period yep and that's what these people are all about if you watch you know people by the way, this is not a partisan statement.

This is a bipartisan issue. A lot of these people are out there flying their own flag, getting their own credit, trying to create their own brand because we live in a world of technology where your personal brand is the most beneficial.
and we've gotten away from these people even pretending like they're trying to solve problems and moved into this phase where it is all look at me. You know what I'm saying? Which is disgusting.
Yeah. That's disgusting.
Yeah. I mean, he did not say any.
And then they're all clapping and cheering. Like, why would you all clap and cheer for 25 hours of total nonsense? Right.
Wasting the American time. Yeah.
Why would you do that? Yeah. Why would? Well, because that's how they all think.
And so I actually think this is a perfect metaphor for how these people look and think about themselves. Dude.
And what's evenzier is like right right when he got going to start this whole thing apparently one of his staffers got arrested for carrying a gun on capitol grounds so and like i looked into this a little bit apparently it's not you know nothing crazy the guy was a he's a former uh police officer thought he could carry inside you can't carry inside even if you're former So there's that. You know, that all came up.
But that's that's not the big news of the day. Today is a great day.
It's it's liberation day. Yeah, liberation day and the end of the world's trade war against America.
So Trump, you know, he's been touting this April 2nd date being a very significant date, the golden era of America being Liberation Day. I actually tweeted this out from the White House's account today.
It's Liberation Day in America, President Trump with some emojis. And that's a pretty badass picture.
I can't lie. It's not bad i mean a lot of things are coming to come coming to a head here um one of the you know people people everybody i think had their opinions on these tariffs and shit like that and like oh it's going to ruin the economy it's going to destroy us stuff's going to get so much more expensive but like you know there was a there is there's another route that this could also go which at the time of the recording it seemed like it's definitely going.
But I got some numbers here. I want to throw up for you.
This is from 2024. OK, so this just shows you the last pretty much last year of Biden's presidency, what the state of the economy basically was in.
This is a good shot of looking at it. This is just our trade goods.
Okay. Our net exports, what we went and what left this country went down roughly 2.6%.
Okay. While our net imports, what we brought into the United States went up three and a half percent.
Now those percentages may not seem like a lot, but when you put them in dollar numbers, we're talking over a quarter of a trillion dollars extra that we spent in 2024. Now, with all of the stuff going on, Trump, he narrowed down this list and it's about 15 countries that are basically abusing the tax dollars here in this country.
And that's literally what they're doing. They're charging like, I mean, Japan charges a 700% tax on rice that we import.
Tariff. Tariff.
Yeah. On rice that we import.
And it's 700%. Listen, this is what people do not understand these other economies cannot survive without american consumption of their goods so when they come in here they are not up until today tariffed the proper way and when we send stuff to their countries we end up with a three to 700 percent tariff on things like rice and food and all kinds of things okay services yes now that is intentional because the purpose of the government in the last 20 fucking years straight has been to make America actually weaker by making us dependent on other people to provide us with our goods and services.
And what Trump is doing, because he understands those countries cannot survive without us consuming their goods and services.

Okay.

And we can survive without theirs. All right.
And the reason that all these American manufacturing jobs and American-made jobs and why American-made goods are more expensive right now is because these countries are allowed to send their products in made with slave labor and cheap labor over there with no real tariff on their product. While if we send it over there, we can't compete price-wise.
So what it does is it makes us non-competitive in our own country and in their country which removes the need for us to manufacture really anything and we become a country of consumers which creates a scenario where we have less jobs we have less production, we are strategically far more unsafe than we would be if we made our own shit. Okay.
Because let's say everybody gets mad at America and they say, guess what? We're not going to send you any more. China says, okay, bricks guys, we're not going to send you any more of this or any more of that or any more of this or any more of that.
And we're not in a position to produce it on our own. What happens here? We have product shortage.
We have supply chain shortages. We have, you know, potentially starvation and issues like real big issues.
And if you were going to go to war with the United States, that's where the war starts. It'd be the perfect place to do it.
That is where they start. Okay.
And they start with trade embargoes and things like that to cut off supply chain. So this is not just about jobs and profit, which that's a big part of it.
It's all byproducts. Yes.
But also, which is not talked about enough, is that it's about the independence and safety of this country and its people. So there's going to be an adjustment period here that, you know, things may get a little bit more expensive for a minute.
And then they're going to adjust back to where they are as the products start to come to be made here. So, you know, when people argue about this,

the arguments they make are not very smart. You know, they say things like, well, that's going to make this go to this.
Okay. Yes.
Temporarily it will. But what is also going to force is it's going to force that company to manufacture those goods here, which is going to create more jobs for you and your family.
Okay. And it's going to allow us to buy truly made in America goods at cheaper than what we would be able to buy shipped from China, which is the opposite of what it is now.
So there's going to be a readjustment and that puts our country in a position of strategic and economic power. And most people can't think that far ahead.
And that's not their fault, bro their fault bro they're struggling you know i'm saying most people want to go buy goods the cheapest they can but they don't think about what that's actually costing us and what it's cost us over the last 30 years is legitimately our strategic security uh and safety 100 so we have to understand that. And if Trump really, you know, if they really wanted to make the economy the best it could be, they would follow up these tariffs with a huge tax cut, cutting from where we are to like a flat tax of 10%, which would allow more cash flow to enter the market.
It would increase the standard of living because the cash flow to go into the market, people could afford more goods. And while the goods raced in price, they would have no problem paying during the adjustment period because they would have to pay less tax.
So if you manipulate it and turn these dials just a little bit, and that's why it's so ridiculous to me to watch these people complain and bitch and protest and do ridiculous shit because it's like, dude, what are you doing? Like you're protesting for literally a much more expensive and lesser quality of life. Like you don't even understand what the fuck you're doing.
No, they don't, man. The countries that include this, because I thought this was interesting, countries that include this.

So these countries, they're in the top 15% of countries where we have the highest trading deficit. it.
Okay. So this is China, the European union, Mexico, Vietnam, Ireland, Germany, Taiwan,

Japan, South Korea, Canada, India, Thailand, Italy, Switzerland, Malaysia, Indonesia, France, Austria, and Sweden. And by the way, when you go and buy shit, what are the most common names on the shit that you buy here in America? Oh, it's all of them.
All of them. Malaysia, Mexico.
Indonesia. China.
Yep. Right? Same place.
So they can sell their shit here, but we can't sell our own shit here. And we can't sell our own shit there.
How does that work? Right. How is it fair for me to sell your products in my store, but you won't sell my products in your store.
How does that benefit me? And if I do, I'm going to charge you a shit ton of sellers. Yeah.
That's how it's set up. Yes.
So they have created a consumer environment here in the United States for the purpose of strategically weakening the security of this country. You got to remember, dude, when we're making our own energy and we're making our own products and we are self-sufficient, nobody can fuck with the United States.
Like at all, in any way. Nope.
Okay? But that's strategically been removed step by step by step by step by step by all of these establishment politicians bro george bush and barack obama and bill clinton and george bush see those are all the all those guys are from the same fucking party dude they're they're them you know we're us like it doesn't matter if it was bush or clinton or fucking all these guys are establishment guys and so they've've intentionally weakened the country. And, you know, while I have my criticisms of Trump and I have my doubts about some of the decisions he makes and who he supports sometimes, it's very clear that this guy is not a part of the same establishment that these people have been a part of because this will strategically strengthen our company our country which is a company yeah you know but there was an option to write you know things could get more expensive for sure if like these temporarily if don't read if they don't react to the recipe or we just stop selling their shit and then they're fucked which by the way they can't live without us Selling their shit.
That's what Trump understands countries like Canada for example, bro. The state of Texas has a bigger GDP Yes, the entire country of Canada.
Yeah, you know I'm saying it's what's like we would be fine Listen, bro All these countries would be third-world shitholes without the people of America consuming their products. And that's why they fucking do this shit.

So this leads me to this other possible option,

which appears to be gaining some steam around the world,

which I'm of the belief that it might have been Trump's intention the whole time.

But you start seeing stuff like this.

Israel ends all tariffs on U.S. goods ahead of Liberation Day.
Well, that's the first thing I've seen Israel do for us. I guess they're giving us a bagel.
You know what I'm saying? Thanks for the bagel, guys. I like bagels.
Oh, man. So Israel's backing out.
Now, in the turn of events, Canada, Ontario Premier Ford, Canada will drop all tariffs if Trump does. See, this is an interesting thing.
Listen, because they cannot, this is what I'm saying, bro, they cannot survive without the american consumer we consume more shit here in america like it or hate it than fucking anybody else regardless of the number of people that live here so they cannot survive without us he knows that he knows it he knows it so shit may not even get more expensive. It might just get cheaper instantly.
Yes. That looks like it's going to be that way.
Dude, because these are two. Now, we got a couple more.
Again, the show was earlier. Well, they don't have leverage, bro.
The bigger countries that produce more are going to have more leverage. Like China's got actual leverage, okay? Fucking you motherfuckers up there in Canada.
They try to posture. I'd be like, oh yeah, well fuck the US.
What are you talking about, bro? You're only Canada because we allow you to be. It's real.
Yeah. You guys would be speaking English, regular English over here.
Yeah. I mean, dude, it's just true.
Like you're Canada because we allow you to be Canada. That's it.

They could not do anything about it.

There's nothing they could do.

And then they posture and be like, oh, we're going to fucking tariff all the United States 400%. Okay, well, you're going to fucking starve.

It's just bullshit.

Have you seen the videos of the, I guess, the strong Canadian men?

They're out there with their fucking ranger panties and the snow and shit and like oh america thinks they can come take us hey you know yes yeah we do yeah dude yeah yes i'm not saying we want to i'm just saying i want to let's accept let's accept reality bro okay um you're allowed to exist because you're allowed to exist. It's not because you have any real ability to do anything about it.
And be real, dude. Not only do we allow you to exist, we also allow you to not be invaded by other countries.
Yeah, right. Okay? That's real.
That's real. Let's just Canadians.
I do too. They're awesome people.
Listen, I'm just- The government's fucking tyrants, though. This show is called Real AF.
It's not called Let's Pretend. Okay? And the real truth is, is that you guys up there exist as Canada because you're allowed to.
Mm-hmm. All right? So when these leaders posture like that trump's in the office laughing yeah just i'd be in the office laughing like dude you hear this fucking guy you know like yeah it's it's crazy man bro that'd be like that would be like uh you know it would be like a fucking snow cone stand trying to like argue with first form you know what i'm saying like right what do you dude i'll just make snow cones and i'll sit up next to you and give them away for fucking free you know what i'm saying like yeah i mean you want to stop people fucking with you so there's one way to do it listen i've had to tell people that before i've had people fuck with me and i, you know, if you want to fuck with me that bad, I'll just open up whatever the fuck it is you do and I'll do it for free.
And then they get they get in line real quick. Hey, you know, just man.
Yeah. Like I said, this could be all a part of the great Dom plan.
I don't know. We got plenty of time to see it and check in on it, though.
But guys, you let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know look you guys we can all say whatever we want about trump you know i personally still fucking really like him i think he's making some from my point of view questionable decisions uh about certain things um and who he endorses and that doesn't mean that like i've lost all faith in trump or anything we got to give him credit where he's strong and where he is strong is he understands business and economics and leverage in negotiating he's really good at it really good he's had to do it his whole life now does he allow himself to be influenced by you know people or we don't know the fucking plays on the back end of what's what? Yeah, but this is really good.
Yeah, that's great. This is good, man.
All right, sweet, man. Well, let us know down in the comments.
With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments. Cool.
Yeah, let's check them out. This first comment comes from at Impact Painting Services.
lol my pastor where we get our news. And my wife was nervous because everyone around the table said like Fox or CNN.
And when it was her turn, she said Andy Frisella. Pastor said, I like Andy.
Yeah. See that? That's what I'm talking about.
That's cool. Yeah.
That's cool. All right.
God loves us. God favors us.
What do I tell you all the time? What do I tell you when shit's fucked up or it's questionable? I always say the same thing. I'm like, bro, don't worry.
God favors us. That's it, man.
You know what I'm saying? I pray for gangsters. Do I not say that? Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, bro. Gangsters need prayer too.
Hey, man. you if you do good good things happen to you if you do wrong wrong things happen to you and you know people can say whatever they want about me or us or anybody else but like bro i never fucked anybody my whole fucking life there's not a single motherfucker that can fucking say that period not a single one i do the right thing you do the right thing we as we as companies our conglomerate of companies all try to do the right thing and when you do the right things good things happen and you know amen that's it yep i love it i'm not saying perfection i'm not saying we're not human beings but you know like i make a conscious effort to to fucking see it it is.
And clearly your pastor is a genius. You know what I'm saying? I love it, man.
Our next comment, this comes from Kevin Lewis, 9151. Now, Andy, you are a competitor.
I think we're talking about competition. Was this from the Q&A a episode i think um were you talking about you

know hating losing you know what i'm saying like you know that concept this comment says i hate

losing to the mo to the part to the point where i don't even care about winning yeah well so

kevin says andy would be the guy clubbing his competition with the baton

it's possible i mean it's it's possible. You know, look, real talk, like, you know, sometimes you get in the heat of the battle, bro, and you do dumb shit, you know? That's it.
Yeah. Well, I would say the old version of Andy, like, seven, eight years ago and earlier, absolutely.
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
And then if you said, did you do that? I'd be like, fucking right, I did that. I wouldn't cry on TV and act like it was an accident.
That's real. I'd be like, fuck this guy.
He's trying to fucking take food off my table. but what i figured out is you know to the last question is that the the universe which a lot of

people will get mad when i say the universe but they'll say well that's god well uh who made the universe you know i'm saying like it's fairly reasonable argument to say that if god is the creator that he created the universe and it's possible that the universe has its own set of rules and i believe in the universe having its own set of rules we are a part of the creator that he created the universe. And it's possible that the universe has its own set of rules.
And I believe in the universe having its own set of rules. We are a part of the environment that interacts through our thoughts and vibrations and what we say and what we think and what we feel in our heart, even if we don't say it.
And I have found that when you actually respect and give credit to people who deserve it and get happy for them when they win, even if they win against you, more winning comes your way. And I don't know.
You could still want to beat people, but it's a different way of thinking about it. Never 100%, man.
I mean, dude, listen. Here's the reality about competition.
You don't beat people by tearing other motherfuckers down. You beat people by being better than them.
And that's it. And if you're blinded by jealousy and hatred and anger and frustration.
It's hard to identify what they're doing better. That's allowing them to beat you.
So the calmer you stay and the more that you respect them. The easier it is to learn and identify the things that are going to ultimately make you a winner versus them.
Real shit. I love it.
We've got one more comment for you. But the truth is, I probably...
I mean, yeah. I hit Sal in the head with a garden hoe one time.
Damn. It was an accident.
It was. We were digging for gold in the backyard.
It's real talk. Did you find gold and you hit him? No.
Oh, man, we were digging for gold in the backyard it's real talk did you find gold and you hit no no man we were digging for gold in the backyard when we were like probably like six and five no i was probably like five he's probably four and i was you know we were digging he was using a hammer uh man. Yeah, sounds about Sal.
He's using a hammer to dig. I got a hoe.
And he stuck his head in the way of the hoe. Oh, man.
Yeah, like I was, and he stuck his head down there and it hit him in the head. Good Lord.
Yeah. So that's what's wrong with Sal.
No, I'm just kidding. Our last comment comes from Gabriel F7R6S.
DJ's giggle sounds like a pepper grinder, and Andy's laughter sounds like an old Chevy trying to start up. I'm sorry.
I love what y'all talk about, though. All right, well, fuck off.
Sorry that my laughter doesn't suit your uh what kind of fucking chevy do you got bro right right what kind of pepper grinder too think of the laugh i don't yeah that does sound like a pepper grinder i don't laugh like that yeah you did it right before the show i almost told you shut the fuck up, because I was trying to read something. All I could hear was...
I'm like, holy shit, man. Okay, what's your laugh like? It's not that.
Apparently, it's like a Chevy trying to start up. I don't know what that sounds...
What's that sound like? I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, That is not what it sounds like bro yeah there it is oh man guys we appreciate you man what's wrong with you dude oh man whoo guys we appreciate you for being real ass fans man guys keep liking keep commenting make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF second set of headlines headline number two reads oh before we get to the actual headline I like these little gotcha moments these libs try to do. Right? Did you see this video? So it's a GOP senator.
Oh, dude. On the elevator? Oh, God.
It's so good. It's so good.
It's so good. It's so good, man.
Yes, let's play the video. Here's the clip.
These are USAID workers. Hi, I was a worker at HHS.
I was fired illegally on February 14th. There are many people who are not getting social service programs, especially people with disabilities.
Are you going to do anything to stop what's happening? You probably deserved it. I deserved it? I deserved it.
Oh, dude, that's so rude of that. Yeah, that's great to hear.
Why did I deserve it? Because you seem like a clown. You hear her at the end.
Oh, you should have said that on camera. Listen, motherfuckers, this doesn't matter anymore because no one gives a fuck.
Dude, these people get out their phones, they antagonize, and then they act like they're the victim when somebody puts them in their place if we always talk to people like that we would have never been in the situation of this crazy shit in the first place it's real okay that's what they deserve that's the level that's how you treat people that do that you tell them the fucking truth about themselves you make fun of them for who they are you know what you did deserve to get

fired because anybody who behaves like that i wouldn't want my organization anyway you got fired back in february bro you you're not working i go get another fucking job they don't care dude because these people see the government as a uh free money situation i guarantee you, if you go audit that guy's work,

he didn't do a single fucking thing.

Okay?

So, yes, you are a clown.

Yes, you probably did deserve it,

just like everybody who doesn't do their job.

And, dude, just because you work for the government,

in fact, I would say especially when you work for the government,

if you don't do your job, you don't deserve to have it

because it's coming off the backs of your neighbors and the money that they're taxed. It's not like the federal government selling goods and services to pay for sale.
Dude, listen, in a private enterprise, if you wanna keep someone on that doesn't do their job because you like them, that's your prerogative.

It's bad business, but you can do that. In a government situation, I think it's even more important that people do not have jobs that don't execute their jobs well because, dude, it's not free money.
It's coming off the backs of the families that you're supposed to serve. and furthermore i'm'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of people running around with their phones acting like, you know, oh, I got you. Get this, motherfucker.
Bro, did you see the other one? You know what I'm saying? No, for real, dude. Like, did you get this? Did you get it all the way in the fucking frame, bro? Did you get both of these? How about like this? What about like this? How about like this? You get that one too? Like, fuck, bro.
Like, I'm just fucking over it. Do you see the one from the other day? I forget the fucking...
Yeah, that guy's walking down the street and he says... The guy says some ridiculous shit to him.
How's it feel? Listen, it's a moral high ground. It's like what we covered about Tick Tick or whatever.
Trick Trick-Trick. Trick-Trick.
Yeah. Don't worry.
Yeah. I don't fucking know, bro.
Sorry, Trick-Trick. You know? I couldn't think straight.
I was too busy being mad at these other motherfuckers. Yeah, I got you, bro.
The same reason you're mad at them, though. They're standing on the moral high ground, talking this leverage, this manipulative shit that nobody said Okay.
That nobody said nobody that Senator did not say, Oh, people with disabilities deserve to lose it. You're trying to bring up something that is not relative to the actual issue to make people seem like they are poor of poor moral standing.
Okay. People are tired of this this so when you walk down when these people

walk down the street and they say oh don't you care about the 40 000 fucking uh babies on mars

he's like why don't you go back to your mom's basement and get a fucking hot pocket bro

and keeps walking it was awesome he didn't know what to say bro he did he used my line he said

he said you need to go why don't you go hang out in your mom's basement play xbox or some shit

It's such a... It was awesome.
He didn't know what to say. He used my line.
He said, why don't you go hang out in your mom's basement and play Xbox or some shit? Suck the hot pocket juice. Yeah, bro.
Made them, actually. Bro, you know what? Damn.
Yeah. I'm just saying, dude.
There's nothing more insulting than telling somebody that. Like, hey, man.
Truth. Yes.
Yeah. Because he looked, he was like, damn, they got carapers in my house.
How'd you know? Yeah. He was lost for words, bro They you know what when you tell them the truth They don't know how to react because they're they're so used to bullying that when you even like flick them in the ear back They fucking freeze the fuck up.
Yeah, man. That's real.
I just thought that was fucking awesome little dose I loved it. I dude listen if everybody handled these people like that We would have never been in this backward situation in the first place The entire reason that culture is so fucked up is because people are afraid to tell the truth to these people who Position themselves as a morally superior human and when somebody attacks you and you are a good person Your natural defenses defend that you are a good person But if you just accept that you're never going to be a good person to them and you just tell them the truth about them they don't know what the fuck to do furthermore if everybody just gets back to this today it would be over by friday we'll be in a whole country dude what i say three years ago that we needed yeah everybody need to get back to what bullying fuck you You know know I'm saying bullying is good for the soul bullying is good for society it is okay and if you can't bullied I was bullied too bro I was made fun for being fucking fat yeah I was a nerd I fuck it like it's fine it might still be true but I still give a fuck anymore yeah you know the The point is that bullying at a certain level builds character and teaches you how to survive in the real world.

And these people have done all the bullying

and common sense people have sort of been like,

dude, you know, it's not even...

This is the attitude of, I will say, the reasonable people in America.

It's take the high road.

Look, look at this nerd.

He's harassing me.

I don't really give a fuck.

It's not worth my time.

That just empowers these people.

OK, no, they will get worse and worse and worse, which we just witnessed.

Look what they did during COVID.

OK.

But if you just stand up to him the first time, they learn to leave you to fuck alone because they end up being embarrassed. And dude, we need to get back to shaming these people and bullying these people to the degree that they bully us.
Okay. Oh, I don't want to offend anybody.
Well, do they give a fuck about offending you no they don't yeah just offend them that's i mean it's actually listen i i you know how i rolled during covet yeah i didn't care yeah i didn't put a mask on i'm protesting blm like i didn't give a shit well i didn't have black privilege during fucking covet i had to people, get the fuck out of my face before I fucking, you know, get angry. I used it.
Yeah, I know. You used the mad black face everywhere we went.
I used it. Nobody fucks with the mad black face, bro.
Listen, it's pretty intimidating. I know.
I'm sure you could do it. Oh, yeah.
Let's see it. It's just my face.
Yeah. Dude, my biggest fucking problem in my whole life is that people are fucking scared of me thinking i'm a bad because my face is fucking aggressive looking like oh i didn't i didn't want to tell you because i thought you'd be mad what the fuck are you talking about dude like i'm on the team to try to win yeah right tell me some shit so i can help yeah right you know like i gotta you know tell people i'm like you know hey what do you think and then they start repeating back what i said i'm like no no no do you really think that or are you just saying that like fuck you know i don't i don't i don't want to bother him what the fuck do you think i'm here for yeah but uh it's just my face bro i can't help it it works too yeah it works i used it man i used it i abused it i abused it dude if you just look at that if you just give them the fucking straight eye stare down as you walk they'll always look away they won't say shit is that tornado siren well you know what we don't fuck around here we work straight through the tornado sirens regardless of the circumstances right all right let's move on that actually is a tornado siren let's check the radar before i talk this shit yeah i just said god favors us maybe he didn't like that oh no we're good bro we're good yeah it's it's we're good all right let's keep going um yeah i just thought that was i thought that was awesome so we got uh another news um there's this rumor going around DC.C.
right now, and it started from Politico, of all places, that this is the headline Politico put out, and they're blasting this all over the website. Trump tells inner circle that Musk will leave soon.
It is complete bullshit and fabrication. It's complete bullshit.
This is just a, I mean, it's so stupid to the point that White House has to respond. Is this topic two? This whole thing? Is this? No.
Okay. What did they say? Who? Politico or White House? The White House.
Carolyn just put a simple tweet out. She said, the scoop is garbage.

Elon Musk and President Trump have both publicly stated that Elon will depart from public service as a special government employee when his incredible work at Doge is complete.

Which is July 4th, 26th.

I think, no, that's the Doge Commission.

So special employees, they get 130 days.

So technically his expires like May, I want to say it's like May 30th or something like that. When Trump first came out and talked about this, he said that their work would be completed by July 4th, 2026.
So I don't know. That's what he said.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think maybe Politico is basing that off of, like I said, the clause in the law, special government employee, they can only be employed for like 130 days out of 365 or something like that.

But the Doge is here to stay until next year.

Well, I mean, is he a special government employee if he's not getting paid?

That's why he's a special government employee.

I mean, it's just interesting, but I mean, it's just the bullshit that they're lying about. And his work is not done.
He's got plenty of it to do. In fact, this new article come out.
Elon Musk accuses U.S. government of deleting terabyte of financial data to cover up crimes claims.
We recovered it due to their tech incompetence. So this is a new thing that just got released.
Just just came out to bombshell. They like to say, here's the breakdown.
OK, this is coming from Mario Narfall. OK.
And this is focusing on the United States Institute of Peace, another government agency that was, you know, helping funnel a shit ton of money, comes to find out they were actually funding America's enemies. So the Department of Government Efficiency's discovery at the United States Institute of Peace reveals Washington's dirty secret.
Agencies often do precisely the opposite of their stated mission. When Doge investigators finally gain access to Youssef's books after days of institutional resistance requiring FBI intervention, they uncovered the unthinkable.
$132,000 funneled to a former Taliban member and $1.3 million to an Iraqi organization with questionable ties. This fits a devastating pattern.
A 2019 Special Inspector General report found $19 billion in USAID to Afghanistan was unaccounted for or misused between 2002 and 2016, showing how routinely taxpayer money flows to our adversaries under noble pretenses. Even more disturbing was the attempted coverup.
USIP officials deleted a terabyte of fine, which a terabyte, that's a shit ton of fucking data, by the way, like that's a shit ton. Terabyte of data, financial data, hoping to hide their tracks, not realizing Doge's technological capabilities would recover everything.
A perfect example of the 65% of federal agencies still using outdated IT systems vulnerable to mismanagement. America ranks a dismal 27th in global transparency rankings behind much smaller nations.
From the Pentagon's $125 billion in administrative waste to the IRS's $1.2 billion in improper payments, the pattern is undeniable. Elon's technology-driven audits are precisely what these institutions fear most, sunlight on decades of deception now Elon responded directly to this okay this is his tweet I'm talking about how we were basically funding the Taliban and Iraqi leaders Elon Musk tweeted this out saying any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name.
And they confirmed that leak saying they deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover their crimes, but they don't understand technology. So we recovered it.
That sounds criminal to me. Of course it's criminal.
I think people are having a hard time understanding this. First of all're sending sean ryan talks about this they're sending tens of millions of dollars to the taliban weekly okay still all right now why would they do that why would they fund the taliban and then be fighting against the taliban well maybe it's because if they didn't fund the Taliban there would be no war to fight which makes them a ton of money you know makes them obsolete what we mean military industrial complex if there's no war to fight that's right that's right absolutely exactly so they have to fund both sides of the war so that the fucking smaller side doesn't get, you know, exterminated by the United States military in two weeks because then they can't make the money.
And this is what people don't understand. We are having our own tax dollars fund conflicts across the globe where our brothers and sisters, sons and daughters, dads and moms, aunts and uncles go to die for the causes of these quote unquote elites.

And bro, that's that's absolutely criminal.

It's not a little bit criminal.

It's it's.

It's the worst kind of crime. OK, your people can go die, but I'm not going.
And by the way, not only am I not going, I'm getting rich, bitch. You see what I'm saying? Exactly their mindset, bro.
So when you think about these people and you think that they give a fuck about you or any of your family, realize that they are 100% willing and have been willing for many, many, many decades to send your fucking men and women to die so that they can make money. So just think about that when you think about what these people are actually all about.
Dude, what was the- What would it take for you? Real talk. Yeah.
I just let's break this down into fucking let's break this down into humanity like individual standards let's say that you're you okay and you know that you can make a whole bunch of fucking money by joe's daughter and uh joe's other joe's fiancee which by the way congratulations and z sean's kids they go fight a war to die what what amount of money would be appropriate for you to make that decision i have to be a shit ton dude it's there's no money that you can do that way if you're a fucking decent human being no that's fucking fucked up bro yeah it doesn't matter and these people don't give a shit so remember that when they tell you how much they're good they're going to do for you and what they're going to you know do for your community and how much they care remember they're 100 willing to send you your family and everybody you know to go die so that they can make some fucking money. We have a recent example of this too, right? Like with Iran, when Biden unfroze their $6 billion in assets and then all of a sudden we have this major conflict with Huchis.
That's been dormant for over a decade, by the way. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's nonsensical.
Oh, it's what I said it is. It's fund the other side, get them just enough weapons and just enough power to create a war that they cannot win.
Send our people over there, continue to fund them and allow the war to happen so that they can get all the political kickbacks and make all the money in their stock investments in this disgusting, evil cycle that they, you know, and they tell us, they tell our brave citizens, you know, home of the brave, we're the protectors of democracy globally, blah, blah, blah, bro. That's all a lie.
That's all a lie. That's the idea of America.
The idea of being patriotic, the idea of brotherhood and sisterhood and all of us coming together and for a common goal and unity and all these things. It's tremendous idea.
It's amazing idea. Sounds good.
I've believed in it my whole life. But unfortunately, what we have now is not that.
Okay? We have a bunch of people pretending that that's what it is so that my family and your family and all of your families will, you know, go fight their shit so that they can make some money. And they say it's you're brave brave and, you know, you're courageous and you're a hero.
And they give you a medal and a little box with a fucking flag on it. And they say, oh, thank you for this.
And then they say, see you later. You want to know, you don't think that's true? Go ask motherfuckers that fucking, their families have been killed in action.
Go ask what the fucking government's done for them after they made a big presentation they forget about them they don't give a fuck no okay so while i enjoy and love and fight for and care about the idea of america which is what i'm about what we have is not that and we all have to acknowledge that before we can get that and so you know it's important for people to

understand that these people are willing to send your family and your children and your parents

to die so that they can get money yeah it's insane we should only be going to war

when it's absolutely necessary yeah when it's when it's when it comes to our security right like but dude you know how's that gonna you know how are they gonna get rich done right well that's the thing i mean like are they really your enemy if you have to pay them to be your enemy with the enemy actually exist if we're not paying bro it's one of the things that a lot a lot of the soldiers struggle with. A lot of them don't because a lot of them enjoy the job, and that's fine.
I understand that. I would probably enjoy it as well.
But I've talked to many people who have been in the military who, without naming names, question and have regret over the things that they did because

they realized that those people weren't really any different than they were they were what would

you do if some motherfucker came to your country and there's a good clip of rob o'neill talking

about this and uh he's like i think about this one dude that i killed and he's like i i went in and

Thank you. a good clip of rob o'neill talking about this and uh he's like i think about this one dude that i killed and he's like i i went in and you know i'm in his bedroom and you know he went for a gun and i shot him and then after i i think about it many years later it's like well what would you do if somebody was in your house you would go for a gun so then he thinks he thinks, well, what if we met, you know, at a different time, a different place? Would I like to have a beer with that guy? And these are real things because, dude, most people are the same, bro.
Like we talked about on the last show, there's good people and then there's bad people. And just because the media and our government says those people are bad, that doesn't mean they're bad, bro.
They're just trying to get you to fucking hate them so that we could justify going over there and doing whatever the fuck we want. So at least I would appreciate if they just didn't lie about it.
And they said, hey, we're going to go over here and get this fucking oil. Like, OK, that makes sense.
But don't tell me it's about fucking freedom or democracy or some bullshit.

Weapons of mass destruction.

Yeah.

I mean, tell the truth, dude, and we can fucking have a real argument whether or not it's worth it.

Yeah.

But, dude.

You got to go.

Huh?

You got to go, too.

You vote for it. Bro, that's how it should be.

If you vote for war, your military age, the military age people that are direct your family family you should have to send three of them for real so and you get to pick who gets to go no i'm being serious it's gonna be a little weird no hey hey if you care about going to war that much and it means that much to you then you will have no problem making that decision you're gonna pick the strongest bravest best people to go but they don't believe in this the way they pretend to bro they don't believe in that they believe those sacrifices are for us not for fucking them it's real man now speaking of crimes because again in my opinion deleting the shit actually that's criminal right you should go to jail there is a another little shake-up happening right now in the FBI. I'm sure you saw this because we've got some new unredacted leaks coming out.
FBI imposed gag order on analysts who told Twitter Hunter Biden laptop story was real. Shocking.
Why are they gagging him when it's accepted to be true? Everybody knows it was real. I think they were talking about it at the time.
So they silenced this guy. Well, listen, this is...
Go ahead. Let's dive into it.
The FBI silenced an employee who tried to tell Twitter the Hunter Biden laptop story was real on the day it came out. Newly released chat log show.
On October 14th, 2020, the day the New York Post first reported on Hunter Biden's laptop, the FBI told employees, quote, unquote, do not discuss the Biden matter and imposed a quote unquote gag order on an analyst who tried to confirm the story's veracity to Twitter during a meeting, according to chat logs released by the House Judiciary Committee. So an FBI official with the Bureau's Foreign Influence Task Force, Laura Demlow, previously testified that an analyst on a call with Twitter confirmed the laptop was real before an attorney for the FBI told the social media platform it would not comment further.
The chat

logs show FBI personnel deliberating on how to handle the laptop situation. One FBI official

instructed the rest to not discuss the Biden matter, and subsequent messages reiterated that

order. After the meeting, the FBI placed a gag order on the analyst, who was admonished by FBI

staff for speaking up during the meeting. An FBI staffer lamented that the analyst won't shut up as instructed.
The chat logs show the FBI has declined to comment, but we got the chat logs here. We got them here.
I mean, and they're they're all there. And so this is this exchange going on in this FBI group chat.
You see Laura Demlow in there. She's messaging a couple of people.
There's a Bradley, Benavides, James Dahini or Denny. They're all they're all up in there.
Chat logs prove it. It's there.
Why now? I mean, how are we just now figuring this this out like I did see that Hunter Biden apparently got his law license stripped today as well but the dude needs to be in fucking prison and that's being light listen all these people should be in fucking prison okay if you're in one of these agencies and you're not speaking up for what's right you're complicit in the problem that's how it should be viewed all right and i think that is how it's going to be viewed i think that a lot of you guys because a lot of you guys listen clearly um if you don't start fucking speaking up bro you're going to get grouped in like people are still trying to decide what side they're going to fall on. You know what I'm saying? Who's going to win? Yeah.
And you're riding the fence. And I, dude, I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you, dude, this is reality.
And this is not a, this is not a, it's just reality. You need to be on the right side.
And the right side is going to be the side of the people. Because if Trump doesn't do it, the person that comes after Trump is going to do it.
And if they don't do it, the people are going to fucking do it. So you need to figure the fuck out what side you're on and do the right thing.
And all of you guys who are in these agencies who are afraid to speak up, this is your fucking moment to actually serve your country and not be a fucking fake ass pussy bitch and stand for something. Stand for the thing that you actually probably stood for when you first joined up in these agencies.
You know, why did you do this? You didn't do this to protect a bunch of fucking criminals. You did this to actually make a difference and protect the American citizen.
That's why you did this. So this is an opportunity for all of you people who know what the fuck's going on to actually step up and say and make a difference for this country.
It's probably your greatest opportunity you're ever going to have. All right.
So and if that's not enough motivation for you, you need to realize that even if Trump doesn't do it, the people are going to do it because people are woke. They're not woke in the fucking old way.
They're understanding exactly what the fuck is going on and they're not okay with it. And it's not just me.
There's millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of people who are fucking sick of our government taking all of our fucking money and then using it against us okay that shit is going to end and it's either going to end out of trump or it's going to end because the people are going to this is history this is this happens do you think you're going to be the only people in history to uh you know deflect a revolution you're not governments fall and this one is no different and if they keep fucking with people the way that they've been fucking with people that will be the inevitable reality that they deal with and you know that's it so that's not a threat that's a statement of fact that's knowing history that's knowing history yeah okay so those of you who are in these systems, who know what's going on, you have a duty.

You took a fucking oath to tell the truth.

And you need to do it.

And quick.

Yeah.

Quick, man.

Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

I want to give that senator a fucking shout out. What's his name?

I don't know, but he's awesome.

Yeah, let me see. I got his name here.

Indiana

Senator Jim Banks. Yeah, I liked

it. Yeah, good job, Jim.

Yeah, proud of you. Kudos.

Well, guys, with that being said, we got a

brand new segment. Brand new segment

coming to you guys right now.

The segment's called Put It In. Put It In.
So every day, every time I'm putting the show together, you know, someone on the DMs, the podcast team, they always hit me up like, DJ, put this in. Oh yeah, put the clip in.
So put it in. Alright.
Here we go. Things quickly take take a turn so i got an idea for the segment okay we gotta guess who said who said who said to put it in okay who says put it in okay all right that's the guess okay i think our our audience has to guess guess who said to put this clip in yeah okay here we go so you gotta say, we're not going to say, but we got to make a guess.
Was it me? Was it DJ? Was it Joe Young? Was it Ice Cream Joe? Was it Keith? Was it Madat? Or was it Zeeshan? All right? That's the list of players, and you get to guess. All right.
So here we go. Brand new segment.
Put it in. Let's check it out.
Well, hold on. Okay, get back.
Things quickly take a turn when a demonic Portland abortionist assaults a pro-life Christian. Any day now, it's going to happen.
We're going to have the first death on a helicopter of a woman being moved to Oregon for an abortion. Are you cool with that? No, that's very sad.
What percentage is it of those women? We need what fucking percent? All of them. That's the only way they can get abortions.
So every woman that's getting an abortion is due to medical procedures? No, most abortions are. No, they're not.
Most abortion was of a dead embryo. Okay, sorry to hear that.
That's most abortions. That's not most abortions.
Yes, it is. Have you looked at statistics? Most abortions are cleanups after miscarriages.

And women can't get those vitamins now. No, it's less than 1.7%.

No, you're a fucking moron.

You don't know the statistics.

Miscarriages are extremely common.

And most women often have...

Miscarriages and abortions are different.

What is abortion?

No, a miscarriage is a medical abortion.

No, no, it's not.

Okay, let me educate you, okay?

Yes, it's a fucking bitch.

Hold on.

Get back.

Hey, get back. Hey, hey.
Hey, that's not, okay. Don't put your head.
Hey, get back. Stop.
Good example. She's setting for her daughter there.
Beautiful example. Yeah.
Fucking attack someone who's actually correct because your stupid ass doesn't know the fucking facts. Okay of all medical abortion is excluded from the abortion laws okay um so what the fuck are you talking about i know she doesn't know she's fucking some stupid ass leftist who by the way this is a prime example of someone who has never been held accountable to anything they do.

How old do you think she is? She's probably, I mean, 30. I was going to say at least 50.
No, that woman's got a young daughter, bro. She's like low 30.
She just looks old. Okay.
For the last 15 years since she was 15 years old, these people have been able to say and do fucking anything without getting any repercussions.

This is why they're so quick to violence and they're so quick to attack

and if the other side

was quick to violence, these people wouldn't even

fucking exist. The only reason

these people, just like Canada, exist

is because they are allowed to exist

by the restraint of the physically

superior people that they have

no problem attacking.

Okay?

She swung on them.

Of course she did, because she's wrong.

She's got her kid right there.

Who would fucking have a kid with that woman?

Imagine dealing with, I guarantee you she's single, bro.

Oh, she has to be single.

Yeah, I guarantee it, because those people are insufferable. Or her husband transitioned.
Maybe. But what's she talking about the helicopter? Saying that there's going to be helicopter crashes of women trying to fly to Oregon to get an abortion.
Okay, well, how many babies are killed a year from abortion? 40 million a year. Yeah, okay.
So you don't give a fuck about that you know what i'm saying and by the way look man i don't think the government has a place to say any of that shit i think we have a i think where it's okay to have personal belief and be very convicted about it but what's not okay is that when you're presented with the actual facts of the matter because the facts of the matter are that most abortions are not considered medical abortions medically necessary miscarriages right every abortion law that i'm aware of and you might want to fact check this excludes is there is there a medical is there any state that considers medical miscarriages and they won't do it they won't go clean it out I don't know I'm 99.99% sure that does not exist in any state just like the exceptions for rape and incest it's all there yeah so there so you know i don't know i think you know and this person's gonna she's gonna play victim because the dude put her on the ground i want to see the full clip i would like to see the full clip you fucking hit me in front of my dog i guarantee it that's what the next thing out of her fucking mouth yeah you know these people have no problem running their fucking mouths getting in people's faces and then when there's any repercussion whatsoever they're the victim yeah what do these people shop at bro she shops at fucking you know real talk it costs a lot of money to look like that really yeah like to look like you know look like, you know how much money people spend? To look like shit? To look like shit. That's crazy.
Yeah. For real, bro.
They buy designer ugly ass shit, and they think that it makes them cool, and they look like shit. Nah, bro.
That's Old Navy, bro. I don't know what the fuck it is, but, dude, these people are walking fucking hypocrisies.
You know what I'm saying? I drive a Tesla, but now I'm going to attack you for driving a Tesla. You're right.
Right. You know what i'm saying i drive a tesla but now i'm gonna attack you for driving a tesla you're right right you know what i'm saying yeah fuck the green deal yeah let's make more carbon dioxide yeah it's burning this shit up and they're all self-centered and fucking selfish as fuck what'd you find find anything um no i have to do more research on that oh Oh, man.
Let's fucking look it up here. Okay.
Here's the facts. No state laws explicitly forbid medical care for miscarriages.
Zero. Fucking zero.
So her argument is complete fucking bullshit, which is most of these people's argument. And by the way, I don't really give a fuck.
Real talk. I hope you have all the abortions because I don't want to deal with you in 20 fucking years.
I don't want to deal with your kids being brainwashed with your dumb ass shit. All right.
So let's be fucking real. I'm not above and you guys can judge me however you want, but there's an old saying, never stop your enemy from making a mistake.
So why the fuck would we give a fuck if the people who don't, I know people are going to say, well, you know, it's not the baby's fault. Well, the baby's going to be raised to be just like them.
Okay. So do you want to, do you want them to take care of the problem or do you want to deal with it for your whole life? Yeah, true.
So I'm just that's reality. Okay, and people could judge however they want.
That's reality. You know, I don't like people that act like this.
I'd like to have less of them. And to your point this video on social media has about 1700 comments and most of them are talking about how she should have never done that in front of the kid and how poor the effect is going to be on the kid.
Yeah. Most times.
Bro, Zeeshan, think about what she does in other times in front of the kid. When people are not looking.
Think about what she does at home. Bro, how many times do you think she's called the police on black people barbecuing? All of them.
All of them. That woman, this is the hypocrisy of these people.
That woman will be out marching with BLM, but the minute that a black person knocks on her door, she's calling the motherfucking police. No doubt.
Okay? No doubt. She will fucking march for all the illegal migrants and all the shit, but the minute we say, hey, take one into your home, well, that's not safe for me.
She don't want no for me she don't want no illegal yeah it's all bullshit it's these people their ideology is all bullshit they don't stand for anything they say they stand for that's fucking reality so it's we should just accept that that's reality because they have no logical argument and i'm talking about leftists I'm not talking about liberals. I'm pretty liberal myself, okay?

These people... logical argument and i'm talking about leftists i'm not talking about liberals i'm pretty liberal myself okay these people should be dealt with very directly hey fuck you how about that i'm with it man yeah i'm with it bro i don't listen i go through my whole life like that so i don't really give a shit oh Yeah.
And I love how these people think they fucking know everything. Like, where the fuck do we get off in society where your life just sucks and everything about your life is horrible and you think you fucking know everything? Like, if you know everything, why does your fucking life suck? You know what I'm saying? Why are you so angry? Where is the pudding? Why don't you know the stats on your own causes that you claim to care about? She looks like she's pregnant now.
Well, I think she's just a plea, but that's how she fucking stands. You know? God, dude.
There's dudes that fuck girls like that. Dude, that's the sad part.
I know know the fuck is wrong with you guys we gotta stop this shit yes hey it's you all be fucking them okay no we don't do these what do you do listen I get it right around April I get it. All right.
Right around April.

I get it.

Okay.

Got to get that tax return money.

Okay.

It's your guys' fault, bro.

Fuck.

The ones that can march with us, we don't go after.

We want the ones that don't march with us.

They can't march with us.

You know what I'm saying?

They got to ride the scooter in the march. Oh, bro.
Don't put that shit on us, man. Fuck, bro.
Well, guys, brand new segment. Put it in.
Who sent that one? Who sent it? Who put it in? Who did put it in? I technically put it in. Fucking DJ.
Let us know, guys.

All right, who was it?

Was it Andy?

Was it DJ? Was it Keith? Was it Joe Young? Was it Ice Cream Joe? Zeeshan or Madat? Let us know. I think people know.
Your passion's pretty indicative. Brother, that was not me.
That wasn't me. Guys, let's get to our last and finals headline.
We got our third set, headline number three. I would never send a clip like that.
Oh, man. Got to talk about some judges.
We got some interesting things happening with some of our judges. So let's just highlight some good ones and some bad ones.
And what's shaking and what's, you know, shakalacking over here. Did you see Eric Adams got his case dismissed? No.
The judge dismisses Eric Adams' case, denying DOJ an opportunity to revive it later. So this entire case, it has been dismissed with prejudice, which means he's good and he's completely out the clear.
Which means it was total bullshit. It was total bullshit the entire time.
I don't even like Eric Adams. I don't like him either.
But you know what? Nigga ain't do it yeah well probably did something but let's be real bro let's be real okay we say whatever we want about eric adams he doesn't it doesn't feel like he's a part of their it feels like he's a guy who has liberal beliefs who's not down with the leftist corrupt and you know there's a lot of things Honestly honestly dude there's things he said i've been like bro he's fucking right you know so i you know nobody should be prosecuted for things they didn't do yeah well here's the other interesting thing with this just quickly they noted down here at the bottom but this arrangement um had the just just dismissed this uh with without prejudice meaning they could retry this at a later time that would have given Trump a massive leverage stake over Adams you know so that even that whole collusion that they tried to throw in there the fact that this got dismissed with prejudice like it goes to show it was all fucking bullshit of course it was all bullshit so alright good, good work, judge. But let's head to one that ain't doing too good.
Let's watch one that ain't doing it too well. Massachusetts judge charges ICE agent with contempt of court for detaining suspect in the middle of his trial.
Did you hear this shit? No. Oh, man.
So a Massachusetts judge on Monday found a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in contempt of court for detaining a Dominican man in the middle of this trial last week.
Boston Municipal Court Judge Mark Somerville accused ICE agent Brian Sullivan of violating the rights of the defendant, William Martel LeBron. Sullivan did not appear for court for the hearing.
Quote, this is a disturbing case, Somerville said. Quote, it's a case of obstruction of justice.
It's a case of violating the defendant's right to be present at trial and confront witnesses against him. Couldn't be more serious.
Martel LeBron was taken into custody last week following the second day of his trial on charges that he provided false information in a driver's license application. Somerville dismissed the charges against Martel LeBron.
Somerville also criticized assistant district attorney from the Sulford County District Attorney's Office in order them to investigate Sullivan, the agent. So this guy who's not supposed to be here, hold on, go back to what the judge said no right here this is a disturbing case somerville who's the judge said it's a case of obstruction of justice it's a case of violating the defendant's right to be present at trial and confront witnesses against him.
Couldn't be more serious. Absolutely, judge.
You are the one obstructing justice. And just to remind you, this is not a citizen of the United States, which means he doesn't have the same rights that a citizen of the United States has.
And as a judge, you fucking know that.

Okay? You're an activist. So let's talk.
That's right. You're an activist.
Let's talk about who's actually obstructing justice. And then to try to investigate a man who is doing his job to remove illegal migrants from our country that do not belong here that commit crimes and suck up tax dollars from a struggling American citizenship okay so who's actually obstructing justice here I would say that it's Judge Mark Somerville that's my opinion and I think I'm pretty fucking correct on that opinion you He'll hold you into contempt.
That's right. Yeah, from all the way in Boston.
Listen, dude. Well, bro, it's fucking up.
Because here's the situation, right? The guy was actually, he wasn't even in the courthouse. He was outside the courthouse.
And agents spotted him. They fucking got him.
It doesn't matter if he's in the motherfucking courthouse. It won't matter.
Because, well, here's the thing. This is what this judge would have done.
The judge knows ICE was looking for him. And a lot of times, he's activist judges.
I've literally been seeing these clips of this shit. They will take that dude and, like, you know, not release him on a bond and hold him or whatever he has to do.
Why? Because they're activist fucking judges. I bet this motherfucker's funded by George Soros.
There's no doubt. I bet you if we look to see i bet you i bet you trace the money

by the way uh do you see what happened in minnesota oh of course i saw what happened in minnesota yeah isn't that wild isn't that wild that uh you know susan crawford projected winner of wisconsin's supreme court election keeping courts liberal majority uh and then soros actually funded her election with our money, which now, because they're going to redistrict, could eventually cost the United States the entire house.

And then we will deal with the same bullshit that we dealt with in the first fucking term of Trump, where they're trying to impeach him every single fucking day for the entire time. Okay? George Soros should be fucking arrested.
Bro, it wasn't just him. George was in it.
The governor, Pritzker, from Illinois. All of these people.
They all need to go to fucking jail. 100%.
They all need to go to jail. The craziest piece about this, dude.
So this is just a screenshot. This was 4% of the votes in.

Schema was actually winning.

And then at 14%,

which is when AP called it,

they completely flipped, essentially.

They completely flipped places there.

So I thought that was interesting. But here's what's really

interesting, right? Is because

Musk did come in.

Love him or hate him. He gave him 20 million bucks.

The guy's transparent

yeah he's very open and honest bro he was giving people a million dollars in the lottery to fucking go vote yeah he knew it was an important his own money by the way that's not the tax that's not our money right by the way your money just so we're clear was just used to elect a judge who is going to end up creating a scenario where you're going to suffer more.

Yep. 100%.
But here's where it gets funky, Andy, because it's rules for thee, but rules not for me. 100%.
Right? Let's go to a tweet by Justice Elect Susan Crawford. Elon Musk is buying off Brad Schimmel.
Right? So she tweeted this back in February, and it was a reply to a tweet that said, Building America's Future, an Elon Musk-backed group has now bought $1.5 million of airtime on Wisconsin's five markets in support of conservative Supreme Court candidate Brad Schimmel. That included $35K in MKE and 349K in Madison.
But this lady, Susan Crawford, who just won, she decided to tweet out saying Elon Musk is buying off Brad Schimmel. Okay.
Soros donated $2 million that got funneled to you. Pritzker gave half a million.
And there was another, I believe it was was a total of almost three million that came out of fucking nowhere from other groups who knows where the fuck trace that shit back yet but when she's questioned on that she said no um george soro's donation is just fine of course it is because it benefits her look bro none of these people should be able to donate at all these things none like it it should like these big donations while i appreciate uh what elon musk is doing and i understand why he's having to do it play the game because that's yes because that's the game right but the game should be fucking changed to where these people cannot do this it's fucking bullshit pritzker standing up and stop mag extremism how's the state of illinois doing right now bro stop fucking obesity how about that that's another thing did you see this fucking guy that trump just uh that trump just fucking endorsed no um this guy representative Randy Fine. Yeah.
Oh, is that the big guy, pro-Israel guy?

He's not big.

He makes prism. This guy, Representative Randy Fine Yeah Oh, is that the big guy, pro-Israel guy?

He's not big

He makes Pritzker look like a fucking Victoria's Secret model

He makes the fucking Goodyear blimp look like a fucking paper airplane

Yeah, no shit

Okay

When this motherfucker walks into a fucking buffet, bro

They lock the fucking doors

Oh, good guy Okay I'm gonna pull a picture for them. Hold on.
Yeah, Randy Fine. Randy Fine.
Randy Fine. Put him up there, bro.
I'm trying to find a full body shot. They don't want to show it.
Yeah, they don't. Doesn't fit.
Yeah, fucking. Anyway, this fucking motherfucker keeps tweeting.
Bro, he's a catfish, bro. Huh? He's a catfish bro he's a catfish it's all

the neck up bro he's just oh no this guy listen that head does not match the body it don't know oh fuck so randy so check this out so this guy's making tweets that says there's no suffering adequate for these animals may the streets of gaza overflow with blood i'm gonna read you a couple more of his tweets um so somebody tagged him and said you should he's tweeting may the streets of gaza overflow with blood he also tweeted kill kill, period, them, period, all, period. Okay? Somebody tags him and says, you should be ashamed of yourself.
How do you sleep at night? With a picture of a baby in Gaza that has been a baby. I'm talking, dude.
Newborn baby. That's a disturbing picture.
I don't get disturbed by much. Okay? And they say, how do you sleep with yourself at night? His response is, quite well, actually quite well actually thanks for the pick okay we do not need people like this in our fucking leadership that have no fucking there he is there's that fat motherfucker good god yeah bro look at that moose knuckle dude clearly he's a fucking got a pussy down there or something this guy hasn't seen his dick since vietnam, bro And and he's up here talking all this shit, bro like fuck you man like and this is not a side issue.
This is this is a humanity issue If you can look at a fucking picture of a dead baby and say some fucked up shit like that I fucking can't stand it. How the fuck can someone like that.
Be endorsed by Donald Trump. I'm just being honest.
And he's Jewish. They have this clip of him saying that we are a people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever lived for 2000 years.
Every single place. Okay.
Well why is that. What.
Maybe we should ask why that is. Andy, if me and you went to some bars and every bar that we got kicked, you know, went to, had a good time, we ended up getting fucking kicked out.
Right? I'm talking about bar after fucking bar after bar. At some point, we gotta say, why are we getting kicked out of the bar? What the fuck? And bro, this is him saying it.
This is his words words now i realize that a lot of you know full-blown anti-semitic people fucking you know that's what the thing they say but he's saying this okay go go back scroll back up he's saying this we are people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever lived for 2 000 years well maybe it's because you say shit like thanks for the pick when you're looking at a fucking dead baby okay that doesn't represent most of of most jewish people would not fucking say that shit they wouldn't no they have empathy in their heart they say fuck that's fucking horrible bro

you get what i'm saying yeah like dude and trump's endorsing this guy what the fuck five-year he's calling for five-year prison sentences for distributing anti-israel flyers He calls them a hate crime. How how is criticizing a country a hate crime so so so basically you're trying to make it so you can do and say and be whatever you want and and but nobody can say shit about it fuck dude this is fucking am i off here no fuck no bro and fuck this dude ha somebody named Linda

says Randy fine am i off here no fuck no bro and fuck this dude ha linda somebody named linda says randy finds so fat and massive he gives new meaning to the term dual citizen he can literally be located in america and israel at the exact same time bro you got a big moose knuckle man bro that guy's a fuck imagine how he smells oh man imagine what this motherfucker smells like i bet it ain't bagels and he's talking all this mad shit bro like you couldn't even fucking take care of yourself dude you couldn't defend yourself against anybody somebody called him a fat lesbian and bro I mean

does he look like it

he looks like he could you no real talk if you took that picture right there uh-huh and i said that is a fucking fat woman yeah would you she drives hold on if you did not know who the fuck that was and i threw that up there and i said is that a man or a woman look look at look at his arms zero tone zero def yeah yeah i'd be like yeah he probably drives probably drives a subaru i would assume well there's certain subarus that are okay to drive yeah like two of them yeah exactly two of them. Yeah.
Everything else is homo sapiens.

I just can't believe that these people,

you know, oh, you're in America.

He calls himself an American.

Hold on.

Trump, go back.

Go back.

Scroll down.

Listen to this.

So here's Trump's tweet about him.

Scroll down.

Oh, I couldn't see this.

Fuck, man.

What the fuck do you think that means?

I can't fucking know.

I can't see from Keith. Fucking Keith is not this planet that we're seeing on the phone okay america this is trump's tweet america first patriot randy fine is running to represent the wonderful people of florida's sixth congressional district a highly successful-educated businessman and greatly respected state legislator, Ron has been a tremendous voice for MAGA and Congress Randy Willoughby.
Okay? First of all, you're never going to hear him speak because he's always going to have fucking food in his mouth. Okay? Second of all, what are you and endorsing someone who's willing to say this about another fucking race of human beings there's no way that trump didn't know this no that's what i'm saying bro and this is the shit where i'm like what are you doing dude that guy's not america first you mean the guy who's saying that we should put people in prison for five years for speaking critical thought when the foundational amendment of this country is fucking free speech? Yeah, no.
That's crazy, bro. Bro, that's disgusting shit.
And I'm not above criticizing Donald Trump, bro. You're fucking wrong on this shit, bro.
And by the way, you're out of touch with where America is on it, too look at his bio state senator running for florida's sixth congressional district husband and father of two boys jewish and proud zionist speak for myself not for this not the state of florida well that's kind that that's cool bro you can be pro all you want anything but you shouldn't be in the government of this country no no bro

I wonder if he's getting destroyed in comments. Let's see.
Of course he is. Yeah, he's getting obliterated, bro.
It's that picture over and over again. How old do you think that motherfucker is?

Randy?

He's probably what?

Like 40?

He's 50.

50?

51.

So I'm not good with white people ages bro.

Well that's good because I'm not good with black people ages.

You can't fucking tell.

Black don't crack bro.

No I don't.

It don't.

Mayonnaise does spoil, though. Mayonnaise.
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, man.
That's fucking wild, though, bro. That's wild.
That's wild. So he's got a net worth of approximately $30 million.
Lives in a $5 million house, got a JP Morgan account of $750,000, and he has no remorse for people across the world don't have shit that are being killed indiscriminately. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's disgusting.
No, it's fucking gross, dude. What does that say about where he stands in the in the hierarchy of humanity versus everybody else right right bro listen it's not okay i don't give a fuck what race you're looking at like i don't care if you fucking hate them i don't care if you're mad at the country i don't i don't fucking care but to look at another human being and say nice picture when it's a literally a fucking baby bro that baby okay a couple of weeks old that's some of the most disgusting and disturbing shit and it should lend credibility to the argument of what i was making earlier about how little they give a fuck about you and me and anybody because if you're gonna say that about that kid what the fuck you think he thinks about your kids what do you think he thinks about your your guys's kids that are listening you know i'm saying he don't give a fuck and bro these people don't there's very few people that do and honestly i'm friends with the ones that do you know that's right so it's fucking wrong uh you know the i mean the good news is is the guy's probably not gonna fucking make it through a term i mean you don't listen you don't see fucking people in their in their 50s and 60s that are that fucking big you know that guy's a fucking ticking time bomb imagine and that like that's why i was curious to look up how he was successful because how can someone has no fucking discipline whatsoever be successful and i looked it up and he invested in some gambling company which makes sense so you take you take another gamble that's for sure guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in the comments what you guys think was that thumbs up no that was no that was three that was three oh we got thumbs up too.
Shit. We're getting the whole fucking enchilada.
The whole banana. The whole fucking meat stick.
The whole cucumber. The whole eggplant.
Old boiled hot dog. The old fucking 96er.
I don't understand that reference. Well, you wouldn't.
Guys, it's time for thumbs up. Yours is a sixer I was going to say earlier bro about the bullying thing you got bullied for having a little wiener no no that's when the bullying stopped when you accepted that you had a little wiener and you signed it I know I got a little wiener guys and then it stopped usually that works alright guys let's get to a thumbs up yeah i'm as fuck that failed it is what it is yeah um i just i'm just there's no prelude to this i'm just gonna put it up here all right yeah i guess the only preface i will make here is i thought this was april fools this article it's bro did you see val kilmer died i did man it fucking sucks bro Dude, yeah.
Great actor. He was one of my favorite actors, dude.
Great actor. Like, he was see Val Kilmer died? I did.
Man, that fucking sucks, bro.

Dude, yeah.

Great actor. He was one of my favorite actors, dude.

Great actor.

Like, he was in the fucking, he was in Heat.

Batman.

He was fucking Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

You probably never seen that.

Mm-mm.

Okay, bro.

Top Gun.

Top Gun.

Dude, he's played some iconic characters, bro.

He was in the movie The Saint.

Mm-hmm.

Great underrated movie. Fuck, dude.
Jim Morrison and the Doors. Like, bro.
Yeah, Batman. Like, bro, this dude.
Sucks. He was one of my favorite fucking actors.
He was young, too. My favorite.
Yeah, he's 65. He had a lot of health problems, dude.
Yeah. He had cancer.
I didn't i read this last night but it happened in 2015 damn uh but like broke that i mean you've never seen tombstone i'm not here to bust your balls about it but dude the character he plays in tombstone is one of my all-time favorite characters uh you know that tattoo that i have says play for blood? That's one of the lines from the movie.

So, yeah.

You guys have seen Tombstone, right?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Huh?

Bro.

That's a badass movie.

Like, for real, you should watch it.

I'm not making fun of you for not seeing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tombstone.

White Earp's good, too. That's with Kevin Costner, right? Yeah, that's good, that's what kevin costner right yeah that's good too i like kevin costner um but yeah bro that character doc holliday in that in that movie is one of my fucking favorite of all time yeah r.i.p yeah bro thanks for all the fucking good movies bro i still now.
You know, dude, the character he played in Heat was awesome. You know? Yeah, that sucks.
He's a very humble dude, too. Like, he's a very, like, when you see him in interviews and read his shit, he was never, he never thought he was the star.
He always thought, like, he was blessed to be around all the stars, which, bro, what a way to go through life. You saying he was very famous worldwide too what he was very famous worldwide oh i knew of him way before i came to america really that yeah well what what movie did you know him from um uh was he in bollywood no no bollywood movies what india is so big bro they got their Yeah, they do.
Yeah. They produce the most number of movies in the world.
Yeah. And dude, superstars in India are fucking mega superstars.
Crazy. Yeah.
A lot of fans. Huh? I have a lot more fans.
That's right. No, it's real shit.
But how do you become a superstar in India? Well, you spend money. you do good stuff.
I mean, yeah, but like everybody looks the same. So how do you stand out? No.
That's so white and racist of you. I know.
We could say the same for you guys. Yeah, that is true.
Turn the lights on. Everybody looks like baloney.
I thought this was like an April Fool's article. Yeah.
It's not. So it was written on April 1st.
This is not an April Fool's article. The headline reads, I drink my own pee for the health benefits.
I also do urine enemas and splash it on my skin to sunbathe. Are we going to guess the race of this this person because this is definitely a white person a hundred percent bro this motherfucker's whiter than shit bro listen this is am i wrong no it's your people yeah this is one of these motherfuckers on the internet that can't fucking they they don't want any chemicals and any of their shit they want to roll around the fucking grass and sun their buttholes and shoot coffee up their ass and all this fucking shit and tell you how dangerous it is that you do this and that and this and you know and then they drink their own piss you know i'm saying this is it yeah golden powers Troy Casey has received a steady stream of press

from his unorthodox wellness regimen, which includes the daily practice of drinking his own pee. A former model and author of Ripped at 50, A Journey to Self-Love, Casey has been drinking his urine for years, and he regards it as something of a diagnostic tool.
Quote, I think it teaches your insides a little bit more about yourself. Oh, of course.
That makes perfect sense, Casey. He told the Post.
Urine has stem cells, amino acids, and antibodies. It's the hair of the dog, a direct biofeedback loop.
You know what's wrong with you as soon as you drink your morning pee. Does your pee tell you? So you drink your pee and it transmits a signal to your brain that tells you, you know, like all the diagnosis.
What is this? How does this work? I don't know. Let's check it out.
Okay. Today we're going to talk about the ancient art of Shivambu or urine therapy.
Now I'm not advocating that you do it. I'm talking about my own personal practice.
It resonates with you and you think it's a good idea for yourself. Then I recommend reading J.W.
Armstrong's Water of Life. And so I've been practicing urine therapy for the greater part of the last two decades, about 20 years.
I shook this one up already because typically it has some type of residue. Some people call it ormus.
It's like a cloudy white part of it. I shook that up to integrate it into it.
Now the folklore behind this is it has HGH, stem cells, amino acids, minerals. I drink a little bit of it every morning.
This is aged urine and so you pee in here, you put a cheesecloth over it, you get anaerobic bacteria going in it, and then aerobic bacteria, you close it up and it seals it and it cooks out here in the sun. I've drank this on camera before, I did Sky Cowan's documentary she did of me.
It's very powerful. It smells like ammonia.
The feeling that I get from it is amazing. And then it makes my skin look golden orange, kind of.
Oh, no. It's very gnarly tasting, medicinal, primordial.
I've said before, it kind of gives you the feeling of ayahuasca. There you go, sharing another one of my esoteric practices.
Don't try this at home unless you're a certified health nut too. What do you think that guy smells like? Yeah, bro.
Bro, why do you smell like piss? Holy shit, man. Bro, listen.
I knew this was a fucking white guy. Just take fucking, just get on TRT.
Bro, that's right. Just go get some fucking testosterone and some fucking HRT and some fucking HGA.
Put that shit in you. You'll be fine.
You don't have to drink your piss. Or smell like it.
What the fuck is all this weird shit, dude show people man no dude it really is it fucking

is you can't scroll the internet without somebody saying some fucking bullshit so that they can get some fucking attention yeah that's all this is bro look what i do i drink bro real talk man like real talk how old is this guy 50 50s okay yeah i mean look you you don't look golden brown. You look fucking retarded.

Okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm sure you're a fucking decent guy, but I'm not going to hang out with you because, dude, you smell like fucking piss.

I can smell you.

I can smell you through the fucking screen.

He's glistening with piss.

How is this real god dude what the fuck I'll buy anything once so what I did earlier no no you didn't I got a little bottle I'm fucking with you How much would it cost for you to drink a bottle of your own piss?

Ooh.

How big about like a,

like a water bottle right there.

Like this little one.

15 grand.

You would drink a whole bottle.

A whole bottle of my own piss.

I wouldn't even allow you to do that for that much money.

There's no fucking way.

15 grand.

I do it right now.

There's no.

Are you fucking serious?

I'm so serious.

Dude. No way.
No way. No.
It's just right now there's no are you fucking serious so serious no way no just piss there's no way first of all you wouldn't i would second of all i wouldn't allow that no how much how much would you what would be the price test okay andy you wouldn't if somebody came in right now with a briefcase of fucking 50 million dollars you ain't drinking your own bottle of piss you can't put 50 million dollars in a small briefcase so that doesn't work three briefcases it's hard cash Andy 50 mils you ain't drinking you ain't gonna drink it no i don't think so maybe i would though because like i know how much it takes to make that kind of money i have a relative understanding of what 50 million is unlike these fucking liars on the internet that say you know oh fucking you know you could spend fucking 100 million dollars and not... I'm making $17 million a minute.

You don't know me.

You've never seen me.

You don't know my companies.

I have a Lamborghini and I'm making $20 million a day.

Buy my shit.

I actually have a fucking understanding of how hard it is to make that kind of money.

So...

You might.

Listen, we're getting into an actual range of reality you know i'm saying but i i don't think i would do it for that it would have to be still more still more bro gee yeah because i don't need the money yeah but i mean it's just what am i gonna do i know. I'm going to fucking look at my life and be like, fuck dude.

I,

I fucking had to drink piss to get this.

My breath stinks.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's true.

Would you rather,

would you,

for 15 grand,

would you rather eat a whole entire shit of your own or drink your piss?

Oh,

piss.

Yeah. That'd be easier.
Easy. I'm not eating shit.
Come on, I'm not a Neanderthal. I'm a fucking civilized human being.
I drink piss. Yeah, I just drink my piss.
Oh, man. These motherfuckers are on a different fucking thing, bro.
Listen, here, let me tell you the truth. Here's the truth.
Okay. Y'all are going to fucking die fucking die okay it doesn't matter how much piss you drink it doesn't matter how many fucking i mean look it's a good idea to be in shape it's a good idea to be in shape mentally it's a good idea to take care of yourself and all of this shit but all you old motherfuckers that think you're gonna live forever you're not and not only are you not gonna live forever forever you're going to not enjoy your life because you're drinking your own piss okay and you won't let yourself have anything other than this or that or this this at all because it's got a pixie dust of some shit that you don't even fucking understand i dude like real talk these like zealot fucking health people are they hurt more people than they help yeah that's the truth because what they're doing is they're trying to get people to buy into their little cult of extremism on on health and people do and uh you know show me the fucking studies of what you get out of drinking piss i'm size dehydrated does this guy have a program or some shit that he's selling i think just that book i don't know whatever dude all i'm saying is it's this is insane shit and you don't have to drink

your own piss to be look healthy and feel good and dude it's very simple you know you got to

drink water you got to fucking eat a little bit less than what the fuck you burn you stay lean

I'm going to go ahead and dude it's very simple you know you got to drink water you got to fucking eat a little bit less than what the fuck you burn you stay lean okay you got to get your protein in you got to move you got a resistance train outside of that it doesn't really matter no piss required yeah you take some multivitamins fucking fish oil if you want to be fucking if you want to anything you do after that is extra you know you want to you want to take creatine it helps you with your brain helps you with your muscles awesome you know what i'm saying yeah right like we're not talking about you don't have to drink piss motherfuckers you know like this shit is it's gotten out of control yeah like you know we went we had fucking these dudes you know saying i you know, 40 pounds of liver a day. And it just keep going and going and going and going and going.
And now we're a drinking piss. Yep.
Piss king. Yeah.
Fucking thumbs down on this one. Yes.
All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.
I'm disgusted. And, dude, I'm tired of these zealot people who, like, you know, like I don't fucking say you have to do 75 hard.
You don't fucking have to do it. If you want to do it, it'll fucking help you.
You know, like, I don't know, dude. Like, I'm just tired of these you have to do it this way.
And I love that he said, oh, you know if you want to do it it'll fucking help you you know like i don't know dude like i'm just tired of these you have to do it this way and i love that he said oh you don't have to do it but

this is what i do but like yeah that's because you're gonna make people sick and they'll sue

the out of you i would never tell you to do it yeah dude imagine being someone like

imagine being someone watching this and then legitimately being like fuck i wonder if that works fuck i'm in any dm him hey fucking what's his name troy whatever the fuck his name is hey man what kind of what kind of what kind of what do you drink to create the piss you know and like what kind of cheese cloth do you put on jar? How big is the jar? How big is the jar? And then how long do you have to leave it in the sun? Does it have to be fresh out of the sun, steaming hot? This sounds like a bad joke. I thought it was April Fool's.
It was real. Dude, here's what I want you to do.
I want you to go get a... Dude, I'm going to teach you the secret of health.
Here's what you do. You go get yourself a jar.
I can't even fucking say it right. You go get yourself a jar.
And then you pee in it. Just pee in it.
Just stay pee in it. Yes, just pee.
Does it have to go... The thing, does it go in the jar just like out like i mean you know it helps with the enzymes fully encompass it yes if you just stick it all the way okay i'm gonna have to get a really big it helps with the enzymes and you know all the micronutrients and all the things that you need for sure and with your feedback system if you really want to get a signal back you got to stick your dick all the way in the jar okay yes if it If you're blessed that which I know you are it's okay though yeah so I'm afraid who needs a really small jar yeah yeah well like a preservative jar you don't come here like baby food that's okay right yeah that's okay so so here's what you got to do you got to get the baby food jar okay and you stick it stick your dick in it.
You got to get the baby food jar. Okay, and you stick it stick a dick in it No, if you listen, I'm trying to tell you the secret of health If you really want to get healthy you stick your dick in the baby food jar while the baby foods in there Okay, and then you do that until you ejaculate.
All right, and then you mix it all together,

and you eat that as your food. Jesus.
All right, then after you eat the food, what are you laughing about? I'm serious over here. After you eat the food, okay, then you piss in the jar.
The same jar you ate out of. Yes.
Got it. This is called the double whammy got it it's extra healthy okay all right and then what you do is you pee in the jar all right and if you don't leave it out in the sun that's okay you can microwave it microwave yes metal lid on there uh you don't want to do that got it don't put the metal lid in there you might want to cover it with a towel or something like that so it doesn't you know you don't want to lose any of the nutrients you don't want to lose it right well the microwave is going to keep it all in there because it's like a closed space yeah yeah and if it escapes you just wipe that off put on your mouth there we go but so dude listen this is very important so if you don't won't heat the piss.
It won't give you the biofeedback.

So- so dude listen this is very important so if you don't heat the piss it won't give you the bio feedback so like you won't understand what it's trying to tell you it's how like tea works like you gotta drink hot tea for it to yeah and right so like dude the whole point is is that when you drink the piss it tells you what's going on with your body like troy says yeah okay so if you do it room temperature or it's not hot enough you don't get all the benefits it makes complete sense and then what you do is you know you drink the piss uh as hot as you can handle and uh and you'll feel great bro i love it it'll change your whole life now and if there's any like in there afterwards you just rub that on your body got it yeah now can i put cucumbers and shit in there in this water no because if you do that just for like extra hydration no if you do it that that will mess it up got it don't want to mess it up okay it's it's it's science science by my course yes i'll teach you how to do it There's a few other steps there's a few other things there's a few other things that you can do as well but that's in my course it's 997 i mean if i get to live forever though that sounds like a that's yeah i mean like that's that's what it does you know it makes you live forever it was actually twenty thousand dollars you were giving it a deal oh yeah i mean that's what what it does. You know, it makes you live forever.
It was actually $20,000. You were giving it a deal.
Oh, yeah. I mean, that's what I charge everybody else.
Oh, I'm charging you $9.97. Special.
Yeah, because everybody else, they pay $20,000. Jeez, man.
Yeah, so I'm hooking you up, man. You know? If you don't buy it, you're an idiot.
Oh, yeah, of course. Who doesn't want to live forever? Exactly.
Right? Yeah. But listen, it's because I like you.
I am going to give it to you for $997. Sign me up.
All right. You would sign up for that, bro.
You bought a timeshare. Get out of here, man.
Yeah. You bought a fucking timeshare.
I fucking got you in right there. Y'all can see your eyes spinning.
I had

DJ hypnotized.

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