863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent

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Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted swole.
Got her on bank rope. Can't fold, that's a no.
Head shot, case cloak, cloth, close.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about? He's definitely on the scooter, huh? He's on the scooters. For sure.
Yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 1 Well, let's just start. I said he had a moose knuckle.

Speaker 1 He did have a moose knuckle. He did have a nice moose knuckle.
Okay. Should we just start without the intro? Damn it.
Can we start with the moose knuckle? Moose knuckles.

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All right, what's up, man? Hi, how's it going? Good.

Speaker 1 So, you know, this is real AF. I think so.
Balls and strikes. Yes.
Call it how we see it.

Speaker 1 We have been

Speaker 1 bamboozled. Oh, really? We have been bamboozled.
By what? And

Speaker 1 call them balls and strikes.

Speaker 1 We have to address this. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So yesterday we had a story. We brought in about the dad down in Georgia.
Right? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
And,

Speaker 1 you know. Oh, so so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems.

Speaker 1 I already know the end of this story, man.

Speaker 1 I already know, you know, and we already know

Speaker 1 I wasn't doing nothing,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 Wasn't even my pants, um,

Speaker 1 you know, and AB put together that little GoFundMe, right? Yeah, by the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it, it said 80 grand, okay, um, 30, 30,000 over the original original goal.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Chris Lewis.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we got to put some shame on Chris Lewis today. Shame on Chris.
Well, so. Where are we going with this? So a tweet came out, and I did my back end verification on this.
And there's still, listen.

Speaker 1 You like to verify the back end. I do.
Listen, it's important to verify the back end. Make sure that the back end's right.
You know what I'm saying? And like, that's all that's back there.

Speaker 1 Very, very important. The back end.
You know what I'm saying? Make sure there's nothing in the front there. You know?

Speaker 1 You never know these days.

Speaker 1 Ask, but verify. Trust me.
That's right.

Speaker 1 It's 2020. It could be one of them lady wieners.

Speaker 1 Sneak up on you. Oh, man.
So

Speaker 1 I had to verify the back end here. And, you know, listen, still, still innocent to proven guilty in the court of law, right?

Speaker 1 But apparently, Augusta police

Speaker 1 say the dad who left his three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all.

Speaker 1 Left his kids alone for an hour and a half. Mom got called to the restaurant too, wasn't happy.
Full report has been sent to me.

Speaker 1 So this is a guy named Clay Travis who is alleging that he has a full report that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office.

Speaker 1 And I mean, it goes in depth. We ain't got to read it at all.
It's three pages.

Speaker 1 But they, you know, did I see something about delivering a backpack? Delivering a backpack?

Speaker 1 Full of what? To wear?

Speaker 1 He still had the backpack on him.

Speaker 1 Oh. Now,

Speaker 1 and listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation, actually. Like, I mean, they went

Speaker 1 to the place where he said he was doing the interview. They contacted that person, checked the camera footage.
It was days before when the actual interview happened.

Speaker 1 But they concluded in this email here:

Speaker 1 based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr.

Speaker 1 Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended.

Speaker 1 Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendrix apartments on foot during that period. The distance between these two locations is approximately 0.4 miles.

Speaker 1 Given the facts and timeline established through BWC footage, witness statements, and follow-up investigation, it was determined that a misdemeanor charge or deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court.

Speaker 1 This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge to determine if the children are receiving appropriate care, full incident report to follow.

Speaker 1 But I mean,

Speaker 1 they went all over. I mean, they went all over.
They went to the place. I mean, they got him on footage.
He was not at a job interview. I don't know what he was doing.

Speaker 1 It says in there that they interviewed, go go back

Speaker 1 they interviewed the 10-year-old kid go back back a couple slides back

Speaker 1 victim number one

Speaker 1 10 year old child stated that she she further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack to the hendricks apartments and told her he would return shortly what does that sound what does that what does that sound like

Speaker 1 oh victim witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a pro that's come. I mean, that's a

Speaker 1 very loose term of restaurant

Speaker 1 at approximately 16:30:30 p.m. and observing the children there without adult supervision.

Speaker 1 They recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off.

Speaker 1 I mean, technically,

Speaker 1 he was working his job. Sounds like.

Speaker 1 Might be already gainfully employed. Yeah, it sounds like it.

Speaker 1 I mean, look,

Speaker 1 it sounds like he's doing, you know, some sort of Uber deliveries.

Speaker 1 You know? Shore dash. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Weed dash.

Speaker 1 Can a dash. Drug dash.

Speaker 1 All right. So, I mean,

Speaker 1 just an update. You know what I'm saying? Hey, man.
You know what? I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, bro. That's all it was.
Shame on you, Chris. Yep.
Fool me once.

Speaker 1 Fool me never again. Yep.
Once you go yellow, you always go back to black.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Well, I knew a guy used to say that. What does that mean? I knew an Asian guy used to say that.
I just thought it would throw it in there. Oh, once you go, oh, I get.

Speaker 1 Once you go yellow, you always go back to black. Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 I get it. Yeah.
AB also had an update, something to say on this,

Speaker 1 you know, with all these updates now. He also tweeted this out again, saying, spoke to his girlfriend this morning.

Speaker 1 She said he was at a job interview and that they have been homeless since November, but he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified.

Speaker 1 If can't verify story, I will have GoFundMe refund the money to everyone who has given things. It's the best way to handle it.
I mean, the classy way to handle it.

Speaker 1 You know, you want to have a good heart, man. But listen, there's fucked up people out there.
There are. And

Speaker 1 yeah chris

Speaker 1 do better do

Speaker 1 better

Speaker 1 that's my buddy joey swole likes to say on the internet do better do better yeah you need he says it like this you need to do better

Speaker 1 he's right oh he's right chris should be listening man yeah so we'll see man we'll keep you guys updated but it is cruising the internet it is so let's do some more cruising all right we got a plethora of headlines for you guys.

Speaker 1 Indeed. And indeed, yeah.

Speaker 1 And if you guys want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to Andyforsella.com. You guys can find them linked there.

Speaker 1 Buy some shit, too. Yeah.
Just saying. I mean,

Speaker 1 I popped open the screen at freely. Yeah, buy some energy drinks, some protein sticks.
Those meat sticks. Get yoked.

Speaker 1 Join the revolution. Punch a hole in the drywall.
I mean, what difference does it make?

Speaker 1 Just go fucking crazy. And then you'll have enough energy to patch it.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You'll learn a new skill.
That's what we always talk about.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you got to break shit on purpose just to figure out how to fix it. It is what it is, man.

Speaker 1 It is what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise, man.
We got some hell of a headlines.

Speaker 1 Tariffs. A little update.
Like I said, we had a show just yesterday covering some of this, but update.

Speaker 1 Apparently, we're getting some people that are starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country. Some countries targeted by Trump tariffs seek negotiations.

Speaker 1 China says no winners in the trade world, yeah. Well, they've been winning, they've been killing it, yeah,

Speaker 1 they've been

Speaker 1 crushing it, so somebody's been winning, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Um, but uh, but yeah, world leaders across the globe are reacting to President Donald Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcements, uh, with some expressing disappointment and others making threats.

Speaker 1 On Wednesday, the president announced a baseline tariff of 10% on imports, in addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on U.S. goods.

Speaker 1 Trump believes these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the U.S. and spur domestic growth.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 a lot of people, like I said, some people are kind of pissed off. Other people want to,

Speaker 1 you know, now they're calling for meetings and sit-downs to try to fix this after they've been leeching off the fucking American people for the last God knows how long.

Speaker 1 European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen

Speaker 1 called the tariffs a, quote, major blow to the world economy. Von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be quote-unquote countermeasures, though she did not specify what they would entail.

Speaker 1 Meanwhile, China's foreign ministry said that, quote, there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars, according to the AP.

Speaker 1 We got Mike Pence, because, you know, here's the other thing. Talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people, right? How much more, right?

Speaker 1 If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive and the countries don't just, you know, take the tariffs away, away, right?

Speaker 1 This headline reads, the eye-popping amount Trump's tariffs will cost each American family revealed.

Speaker 1 Now, this, full disclosure, this is from Mike Pence,

Speaker 1 okay?

Speaker 1 Who loves Trump, clearly. Fucking loves this guy.
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1 Definitely a patriot, American first guy. Yeah, definitely, he'll give you an unbiased account on of Trump.
For sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, the group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families more than $3,500 a year. That's the rough estimates.

Speaker 1 The analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years' worth of pay raises for most families.

Speaker 1 It also found that major purchases, such as a new home or car, could cost families $7,000 or more.

Speaker 1 You mean $7,000 more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, like, what's the difference between that?

Speaker 1 I mean, it's look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through. Coming from a ridiculous man, I agree.

Speaker 1 Yeah, some of the tariffs to put in. Now, it's also important to note here, too, these reciprocal tariffs,

Speaker 1 it's a discounted reciprocal tariff, right? And it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effect of because we still tariff some of their other shit anyway.

Speaker 1 So it kind of balances everything out. But Trump had a nice chart that came out.
He displayed to everybody. This is just one little screen grab of it.

Speaker 1 But like, you know, all in all, 67% is what China charges the United States. So we hit them back with 34% to balance out.
Why? Why would they get, why do they get 34 if we get 67?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 the asterisk says it includes currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that.
That's what I'm saying. From what I was able to understand,

Speaker 1 it's basically like that is the equal amount once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries, though, they are like legitimate equal to equal um

Speaker 1 and uh yeah i mean it's interesting like the uk is 10 so we charge them 10

Speaker 1 um i think at brazil 10 to 10 right so i mean you got that like i said some countries are still you know they have pulled out and turned off all of their tariffs on the united states um israel being i think that's i think that's

Speaker 1 i think that 34

Speaker 1 to 67% for China is taken into account that we consume so much Chinese goods that if we raised it the same amount, it would be unaffordable.

Speaker 1 Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up to support. That's correct, right? And I think that's true.
Yeah, that's the key, man. It's like we can't just fucking cut everybody off.

Speaker 1 We don't have nothing set up yet. You know what I'm saying? But let's get our shit set up.
Yeah, cut everybody the fuck off. Yeah.
Fuck them.

Speaker 1 It is what it is, man. I agree.

Speaker 1 I also saw this. I wanted to address this down because I saw some comments.
People talking about, oh, you know, Japan, you know, they do that because we get all their rice.

Speaker 1 We don't produce rice here in the United States. uh fun fact for you guys do a little research um japan's not even the top five for rice production just to be clear okay china india malaysia indonesia

Speaker 1 japan doesn't even crack top five they actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the japan and then send that shit to us just to be very very clear here okay we have been getting bamboozled and

Speaker 1 dude

Speaker 1 a lot of people won't they won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered 100%, which is a whole nother piece of the fucking equation, too.

Speaker 1 A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I mean,

Speaker 1 just a little fun fact for you there.

Speaker 1 And other news, got a little last little

Speaker 1 change up here. Now, this one kind of shocked me a little bit.
Did you see that Eric Adams, Mayor Eric Adams, he's dropping out of the Democratic primary

Speaker 1 and he's going to be running as an independent. He's completely off the Democrat Party.
I'm not surprised by that. I'm not.

Speaker 1 But I will say, honestly, I didn't see independent. I actually thought he was just run as a fucking Republican, bro.
I really did. Well, I mean, that's a stepping stone.
That's what that means. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, what that means is, I'm going to run as a Republican, and I don't want to lose everybody that I had.

Speaker 1 You're out the closet, but you're not like, but I'm still going to suck a dick once a while.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Hold on.
The other way around. Right.
Right, right, right, right. Yeah.
He's in the closet. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah, he's still going to get Glizzy this one out.
Yeah, I just want to talk about the Glizzies.

Speaker 1 I just want to throw that in there.

Speaker 1 It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't. You got to have Glizzies, bro.
You got to have them.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so Eric Adams announced Thursday that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for mayor, instead, pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate.

Speaker 1 His honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good.

Speaker 1 Quote, more than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition, but the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long, making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false accusations were held over me, Adams said in a six-minute spiel.

Speaker 1 Quote, but I'm not a quitter. I'm a New Yorker, he continued.

Speaker 1 And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I am announcing that I will forego the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah, I mean, we'll see. It'll be interesting, man.

Speaker 1 We'll see what happens. Yeah.
We shall see what happens. But yeah, man, guys, jumping on this conversation.

Speaker 1 Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments.
Got cruising comments, guys. This first one comes from at

Speaker 1 Mooly Sher Sherpippin. Mooly, Moolish.

Speaker 1 Andy said, put it in.

Speaker 1 He's correct.

Speaker 1 That's correct. It was you.
Yeah. Yeah, it was me.

Speaker 1 I think you sent me a couple more, but I don't think that's it. That's a good guess, buddy.

Speaker 1 I don't think I got him in time.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 put it in. Moolish Arepin.

Speaker 1 Moolish Arepin. What?

Speaker 1 That's his name.

Speaker 1 Moulise

Speaker 1 Herpin. Harpin.

Speaker 1 moolish or repping

Speaker 1 that's what it is. All right, uh, we also got some pretty weird fucking people.
We got good people, yeah,

Speaker 1 a little weird, okay. Uh, this next comment comes from at Joseph Schultz4

Speaker 1 says, I'm drinking it for ten thousand dollars, really, bro's drinking his own piss for it just depends on where you are, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, ten thousand bucks, you know, for a lot of people, that'd change everything, man. That's nah, it just depends on where you are.
Really, the question is,

Speaker 1 here's how much are you drinking? No,

Speaker 1 the question is,

Speaker 1 would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss, your own piss? Would you change? What do you mean? Would you change it? Because that'll change his life.

Speaker 1 The amount of money that will change my life is a lot more.

Speaker 1 So the price has to go up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, see, I think the question is how much? Like, how much do I have to drink? Like, if we're talking about a full bottle. Oh, yeah, that whole jar, bro.
No, okay. See, that's different.

Speaker 1 We said 16 ounces yesterday.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we did. All right.
Yeah. So one of these, yeah, bro.
Like, I'm going to need at least 50.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? At least 50. 50, what? $50,000.

Speaker 1 At least. For 16 ounces? Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 At least. And it's mine.
Like, it has to be mine. I ain't drinking nobody else's piss.
And it has to be out in the sun all day.

Speaker 1 Like the dude said. Like, not follow directions.
Not fresh from the tap. No.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's basically basically kombucha. What are the fucking weird people be drinking? Yeah.
I'd imagine it'd be about the same. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got one of those one time, bro. What kombuchas? One of those, like, I was out there in California, dude.
I got one of those, you know, they're all drinking these drinks.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's so good for you, bro. Yeah, I got one.
Shit. This tastes like piss.
It went right in the trash, bro. It was like $15.
Bro, you know what? I can't stand, bro.

Speaker 1 I can't stand the people that will drink that shit in front of you and act like it's so good. They're like, they're like.

Speaker 1 yeah it's it's so good like you're a fucking liar yeah they all are lying you're lying you're all lying you're lying no doubt you're lying you're weird it's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it but you know that thing is at like room temperature oh it's so cold yeah you know what i'm saying no they're like look how tough i am

Speaker 1 You know they do that shit. They do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it ain't even that cold. Yeah, it ain't that cold.
That's how I feel about IPA IPA drinkers, too, bro. They're the same, same things.
Bro, IPA beers are fucking disgusting.

Speaker 1 And they drink that stuff like it tastes so good.

Speaker 1 I mean, stouts are worse. But see, I'm okay with the good Guinness.
Like, Guinness is fine. Guinness, I don't think Guinness is a stout.
It's a stout. What is it? It's not a lager.

Speaker 1 No, it's just a black beer. I don't think it's stout.

Speaker 1 Maybe it is. What is it? Look it up.
Is Guinness a stout or a lager? No, I don't think it's a lager either. It has to be something.

Speaker 1 I think Guinness is his own thing, bro. Guinness is I like Guinness.
It doesn't taste like a stout.

Speaker 1 Guinness is a type of stout. Huh? Is it? Specifically, an Irish dry stout.

Speaker 1 See?

Speaker 1 Man, you can't even read English.

Speaker 1 You're wrong. Oh, God.
You're just making that up a little bit. Yeah, that's what it is.
People, this is racism. This is.

Speaker 1 Indeed. Indeed.
Yeah. We got another weirdo, too, at Rizzy,

Speaker 1 Rizzy.

Speaker 1 Rizzy Riz

Speaker 1 Riz Dup RC 24.

Speaker 1 Bro, 15K is 15K. Man, we're learning a lot about our people.
That's what I'm dude. I'm worried actually.

Speaker 1 Guys, we got to start making some money so that you don't have to get so desperate. Yeah, broke-ass motherfuckers got to drink your own pitch for $10,000.

Speaker 1 You know what? I might bring a couple of these people in here. Let's try it.
Change some lives.

Speaker 1 Or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers. yeah.
They're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it. That's the way I see it.
I'd say we put that to the test.

Speaker 1 I say we put that to the test, we do an exclusive show, all right? Pay-per-view, that motherfucker, dude. That's how Rogan got his start.
Really? Yeah, Fear Factor. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, basically. If we want to get to the next level, bro, this is what we got to do.
We got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it.

Speaker 1 Ain't that right, Joe?

Speaker 1 Hey, 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Let's test and see how well these people are, man.

Speaker 1 Here's a question for you.

Speaker 1 What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now, and you're told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years, but you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours, but you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurship journey into

Speaker 1 knowing where I would be, knowing where you would be 14 hours in a box full of snakes. Yeah, I would do that, and I hate snakes.

Speaker 1 I would definitely do that. Oh, you would

Speaker 1 bullshit. I don't think you would do that.
What kind of snakes? They can't be poisonous. They can't be poisonous.
No snakes are poisonous. No, they are.
No, snakes are venomous.

Speaker 1 Yeah, snakes are venomous. Fucking Mr.
Wizard. Same thing.
Same thing. Fucking Steve Irwin.

Speaker 1 You die. Snake, you die.
Poison, you die yeah and then and then go where straight to jail that's right

Speaker 1 listen y'all be charming to i thought y'all would know

Speaker 1 just say it like oh i thought you would have knew that as long as as long as you would be there to coach the snakes i'd be all right bro

Speaker 1 my ancestors didn't teach me that yeah they didn't

Speaker 1 well the snakes remember so they listened to you

Speaker 1 muscle memory I would do it, though. I would.
You probably would. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 1 All right. But I'd probably, you know, if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pea back then.
You know what I'm saying? For that. They drink the pea? Oh, yeah.
I would. Fermented.

Speaker 1 Dude, if it's 16 ounces and I could do that in two years, hell yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Yeah, it wouldn't even be a doubt.
Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's easy.
Yeah, that's easy. All right.
Well, sweet guys, bro. Bro,

Speaker 1 I'd funnel that shit like a beer bong. A couple of them.

Speaker 1 Now we're getting it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. You shotgun that shit? Bro, yeah, because that'd be the easiest way.
Like, you just get it done. You'd be like, damn, man, you smell like piss, though, bro.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I'm rich.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. All right, man.
All right. Well, guys, we appreciate your weird asses.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You weird motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising.
We got headlines. Number two, second set.
We have a Freudian, is it Freudian? Freudian. Freudian slip-up.

Speaker 1 It's like a nip slip. It's like a nip slip.
But with your brain.

Speaker 1 But with your IQ. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it should not be shocking.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I like putting this lady in the show so much. Jasmine Crockett.
Oh, my God. Jasmine Crockett.

Speaker 1 Jasmine Crock full of shit, sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job.

Speaker 1 I mean, she let it all out. She told us what we already knew.

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 1 I didn't see it. Oh, you haven't seen this? No.
Oh, this is great. This is great.
Let's dive into it. Listen, I'll be real.

Speaker 1 There's certain people when I see him talking on the internet, I scroll right past. Immediately tune it out.
She's one of them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Joe.

Speaker 1 I'm starting to dislike her more than Corey Bush. Oh, I think she's worse than Corey Bush.
Yeah. I do think she is worse than Corey Bush because at least Corey Bush, like,

Speaker 1 like, she was just stupid. You know what I'm saying? But this lady, like, she, she tries to play the smart card, which makes her even more stupid.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, to me, that's like, you're trying to insult my intelligence. Yeah.
Yeah, at least, uh, at least Corey Bush, I believe, was keeping it real to what she believed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she, I mean, she hired her, you know, her boyfriend, married him, and then called him her security and paid him, you know, $100,000 of taxpayer money. Yeah, she needs safeties.

Speaker 1 That's what she told us. She didn't deny it.
No, she didn't deny it. Yeah, about it.
She's like, hey, what it is.

Speaker 1 He protects me both inside and out. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Cool.

Speaker 1 Jasmine Crockett's like, you know, like you said, I'm an intelligent woman and you need to listen to me and I know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now. Yeah, right.
It's like she's trying trying to like outdo

Speaker 1 the aoc yeah style

Speaker 1 aoc doesn't even do that with the spanish bro aoc doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her it didn't work yeah this it made it made her way less credible and she recognized it so she stopped doing it made the pivot except when she loses her temper and then she you know she lets it go comes out a little bit she's latina yeah chocolate start throwing and flying i mean dicks start getting cut off i think

Speaker 1 that's the latina move this lady right here though man she is a work of art um jasmine crockett uh on wednesday appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with zero experience oh yeah that's why they ended

Speaker 1 yeah it's not it's not good yeah that's not something to brag about you sending to jail it's not good like you're losing like

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying like it's not okay uh crockett relayed the story during a house judiciary subcommittee on oversight uh meeting on corruption in the fbi under the biden administration she used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement let's check this clip out say because you've been gracious is this when i first became a public defender i had no criminal defense experience and i walked in and i told my boss charlie i said listen you should hire me he said why i said because i'm black charlie looked at me like i was crazy and she got the job

Speaker 1 that is crazy That is crazy. That's a crazy, that's a crazy thought.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 1 I walked into, you know,

Speaker 1 Amazon and I told Jeff Bezos that I should run Amazon. He asked me why.
I said, because I'm white. Yep.
It sounds crazy. Sounds crazy.
All right. Sounds crazy.

Speaker 1 But it doesn't sound crazy when she says it. No, it sounds fucking stupid when she says it.
I'm just saying, like,

Speaker 1 how does anybody not look at that and be like, that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in in my life? Or D has to go. You know what?

Speaker 1 I went down to the hospital, man, and I said, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm tired of, you know, being this entrepreneur that outearns all of you geniuses. Right.
So I would like to come down here and be a doctor now. Yep.
You know, cardiologist. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I don't have any experience. Well, why should we allow you to be a doctor? Well, because I'm white.
Yep. You know?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Makes sense to me. Makes perfect sense.
Makes perfect sense. Now, let me go, you know, play with people's lives and freedom.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? With zero experience.

Speaker 1 I play doctor every time I go to the doctor's office anyway. Do you? Yeah, I just park in their spot.

Speaker 1 I park in their spots to let them know you ain't shit. Yeah, right, right.
That's real talk. I know you do that.
I do that. Yeah, because they're all egomaniacs.

Speaker 1 They all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school. to make fucking 500 grand, which

Speaker 1 that's stupid in itself.

Speaker 1 And then, you know,

Speaker 1 they drive their entry-level portion 9-11 and talk down to everybody. So I make sure that when I go to the doctor, I drive something nice,

Speaker 1 which is anything I have. And I park it in their spot.
Yeah, you do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they don't say shit.

Speaker 1 It's like, damn, he's doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 Dude, you know what? Real talk.

Speaker 1 I can't stand doctors.

Speaker 1 I got some friends that are doctors. They're all nice people,

Speaker 1 but their friends friends suck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man, this shit's crazy, though. I mean, the argument in itself does not make sense.
And, you know,

Speaker 1 technically, it's gone. Technically, there's still going to be hopes and tries, right? And people are still trying it.

Speaker 1 So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried.

Speaker 1 New York School District hit with lawsuit over Spartans mascot, deemed symbol of white supremacy. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 This is great. So

Speaker 1 a Long Island New York School District is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy.

Speaker 1 William King Moss III, Islip Town NAACP president, former mathematics teacher in Brentwood Union Free School District and father of two Brentwood students, filed the complaint against the district on March 26th.

Speaker 1 Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot despite it being racially problematic, claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law.

Speaker 1 His complaint contends that in January 2024, the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey. The responses were narrowed to six options.

Speaker 1 The district said it selected the Spartans after this choice received the most votes. So it was democratic in nature.
All right.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 the previous mascot, they were the Indians. Okay.

Speaker 1 And that, you know, okay, we can't, you know, can't do the Indians, so we got to change it. And so they voted.
Now, Moss argues,

Speaker 1 Moss argues that the options chosen, so these were the final six, I guess. It was Green Machine, Bears, Owls, Bulldogs, and Eagles,

Speaker 1 and that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans.

Speaker 1 He says,

Speaker 1 Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white, non-Hispanic, and race, white in color, Greek and national origin, and Spartan or Greek in

Speaker 1 ethnicity, the complaint states.

Speaker 1 Here's the crazy piece. Okay, like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that.

Speaker 1 He's not new to this. Okay, school administrator suing over a white mascot.
He's been waging racial lawfare for years.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 According to the local NAACP website, Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District Administrator for diversity, equity, and inclusion.

Speaker 1 His job and his position was just eliminated because of Trump's, you know, federal ban on DEI shit. And then a couple of weeks later,

Speaker 1 oh, he's going to sue the school over a mascot.

Speaker 1 Which even crazier.

Speaker 1 if his job got eliminated, would they move to a new job?

Speaker 1 I'm not even sure if he's still in fucking employees. He just went full-time on

Speaker 1 he's he's this is just a guy suing.

Speaker 1 He's not affiliated. Is that no? Not no more.
I mean, other than his kids being there, he was a former teacher. Okay, but that's it.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Now, one thing. So he's sue.
So, so let me get this right. Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we have

Speaker 1 all this crime going on.

Speaker 1 We have all these things happening.

Speaker 1 We have single-parent households that don't care anything about their kids.

Speaker 1 Fathers that are absent that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids, even if they don't care for them.

Speaker 1 We have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim.

Speaker 1 And we're worried about a fucking fucking Spartan mascot. Yep.

Speaker 1 That's the, yep, because that's the problem. That's the problem.
Not grading, you know, reading levels. Yeah, that's not

Speaker 1 academic standards. Right.

Speaker 1 None of those are problems. Yeah.
No. Let's worry about the fucking mascot.
Okay. Well, yeah.
I mean, he's, you know, probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 I think he gets.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm battling with him and Crockett. I don't know where they tier up at.
You know what I'm saying? Because they're both equally stupid, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 But what's even crazier, you know, like, you know, if we're going to be real. So it's the

Speaker 1 fault?

Speaker 1 Got it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, in my opinion, you know, I say, what's the data, right? Let's, let's go back to data, okay?

Speaker 1 Brimwood High School is 87% Hispanic and 8% black, okay?

Speaker 1 So how about we put something that, you know, puts light on the Hispanic students, like, you know, the Vagos. the Vatos,

Speaker 1 wines. You know what I'm saying? Like, maybe make wine the mascot of the school or something like that.
You know what I'm saying? Which one?

Speaker 1 Juan, exactly. Which one?

Speaker 1 The Juan's one.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? The first one, or the second one. Both of them.
Yeah. Yep.
You know what I'm saying? Like,

Speaker 1 where's that? Bro, they're not even, like, they're not even.

Speaker 1 It's just stupid, man.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, why would it be the green machine

Speaker 1 when in reality it should be the brown machine?

Speaker 1 There's no Irish kids there. Why would it be? Why, why would it?

Speaker 1 Why would it be?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 dude.

Speaker 1 This is just so insane. It's so stupid, man.
Oh, your mascot's racist.

Speaker 1 Now, to be fair, right? Bro, did I send you that shirt the other day of the

Speaker 1 dude? I saw this post. I think I sent it to you.
The Caucasian post with the Redskins logo.

Speaker 1 I said it to you. So, dude,

Speaker 1 so there's this Native American guy, and he's got a shirt on with the Redskins logo, but it says Caucasians. And he's like, White people, how do you like it?

Speaker 1 He's like, All the white people with the college are like, It's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 Well, somebody else is like, Why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's colors?

Speaker 1 Bro, it's so funny, dude.

Speaker 1 How do you like being a mascot? Well, that's fucking cool.

Speaker 1 I mean, but like, I mean, it is important. The school's

Speaker 1 mascot's important, right? There's pride attached to that. I mean, I get it.
It could be worse. You know, like,

Speaker 1 why don't they just make the Spartan black?

Speaker 1 Make it a black Spartan. I thought Spartans were black.
Everybody was black. I thought so.
That's what I heard.

Speaker 1 Everybody was black. I mean, this was their old logo.

Speaker 1 Salamanca.

Speaker 1 I mean, bro, why don't they just keep it that? Yeah. I don't understand

Speaker 1 how low IQ you have to be to understand that if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport,

Speaker 1 that they don't want, that's not an offensive thing.

Speaker 1 You know what the Redskins are saying? Bro, those Indians are bad motherfuckers, bro. They're warriors.

Speaker 1 right and that's what most of the native america population thinks and by the way if you go research who the logo was actually based upon it was based upon a chief that was a known savage ass warrior yeah right and and like dude i don't know maybe maybe it's different for me but

Speaker 1 i i would think that's cool yeah no but let's replace it with you know the people that killed him yeah

Speaker 1 commanders that makes sense yeah that makes a lot of sense you know what i'm saying like it makes sense let's let's eliminate Aunt Jemima.

Speaker 1 Let's eliminate

Speaker 1 all the black

Speaker 1 and brown icons and then leave Quaker Oats. Quaker Oats, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's just so stupid, man. Like I said, we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about, man.
Bigger problems. Yeah, how about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like we talked about. Like, why don't we, why don't we, if you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and all these things,

Speaker 1 then why don't you solve the racism in your own community?

Speaker 1 What do you mean? What do you mean, racism?

Speaker 1 Why are you not beating the drum to that shit? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's sad shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Dude, these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they fucking hate black people, bro. Like, they

Speaker 1 guys, this week, we're going to do this to piss off the blacks.

Speaker 1 Like, dude,

Speaker 1 we're going to pick a mascot. It's really going to piss them off.
Yeah. I'm squirting.

Speaker 1 Piss off 8% of the school.

Speaker 1 I feel like you can't please them, bro. No.
Like,

Speaker 1 it's hard. Well, dude, I mean, whatever you do, it's going to be racist.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 It's so crazy, bro. It's so crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Guys, jump on this combo.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Speaker 1 It could be worse.

Speaker 1 It could be picking that fucking, like, I've seen the fighting cocks. You've seen that mascot? You mean, like, the game cocks? Gamecocks.
Yeah. Like, I mean, that's a terrible fucking mascot.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, let's be real. Have you ever fucking been around an angry rooster?

Speaker 1 Can't. I'm going to tell you right now, bro, you don't want none.
I don't want none.

Speaker 1 None.

Speaker 1 You don't want... They'll fucking kill you, bro.
A big rooster could kill a man.

Speaker 1 Bullshit, bro. No.
Bullshit. Andy, that's not happening.
Bullshit. Bro, if you were like laying on the ground, full shit out of that fucking rooster.
First of all, they could fucking fly.

Speaker 1 Why would I be laying down? You say if I was laying down? Bro, listen,

Speaker 1 let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man. Okay.
First of all, they got razor-sharp back claws. I don't know what they're called.

Speaker 1 Razor-sharp. Okay.
So

Speaker 1 I can't believe you never heard this before. No.
This has actually happened. Okay.
Yeah. You know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man that happened to you.

Speaker 1 So the rooster fucking used his back claw to cut this dude's Achilles.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it. Jesus.
Yeah, two moves. Like Jackie Chan of roosters, bro.
Roosters are highly dangerous, man. They didn't happen.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, it could.

Speaker 1 It could happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I mean, I think that's a terrible mascot, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right. Well, we'll go find a rooster.
I want to know what this guy is. Bro, you know what I'm talking about over here.
Like, listen,

Speaker 1 roosters are

Speaker 1 fuck you up, bro. Fighting cocks.
That's why they call them that.

Speaker 1 I wonder what his. Why do you think that people like around the world want to see roosters fight each other? It ain't because they're pussies, man.
It's exciting shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I do know that's a big thing down south. Yeah.
Maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean, the Hispanic, because that's like a, like, a, that's in Mexican culture.

Speaker 1 Fighting cocks, you know, where they originated. Yeah, and, and maybe they should go with fighting cocks.
Yeah, and then they could make it the the the rooster black and everybody would be happy.

Speaker 1 Everybody's happy. Fighting black cocks.

Speaker 1 Everybody

Speaker 1 sell a lot of merch.

Speaker 1 See that? We just solved your fucking problem over there. You just fixed it, Mr.
Racist. All right.
You're good now. Fighting black cocks.
Put that shit on the wall. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Man, I'd buy some of that.

Speaker 1 I'd buy some of that merch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this combo, man.
We still got to keep cruising. We got a third.
Bro, every black person in the world will be wearing that gear. Fighting black cock.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Then

Speaker 1 the Fighting Black Cocks meet up with the team from upstate New York.

Speaker 1 What's upstate? The Fighting Little White Cocks.

Speaker 1 The game was over before it started.

Speaker 1 That's racist.

Speaker 1 That's racism.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's crazy. All right.
Yeah, let's keep cruising, man. Third set of of headlines.
Headlines number three.

Speaker 1 This is an interesting story. This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today.

Speaker 1 Let's check it out. Women's.
Wait, did we ever play the video of Jasmine Crockett? Yeah, we played it. Oh, we did?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Didn't she go on like a real long rant? Yeah, I ain't got time for that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She went on like a four-minute rant about bullshit.

Speaker 1 Dumb shit. Yeah, I saw her head doing all this shit on Instagram.
You know that shit? You know, oh, I know it. I know it.
You know, and that she's doing that.

Speaker 1 And then I looked at the time and it said four minutes. I said, nope.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Bro, you know, you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 I know you know.

Speaker 1 Blink twice.

Speaker 1 Blink twice.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 I'm going to call you tomorrow. Make sure you're all right.
Hey, man, listen, that's why it's important. We, you know, couch shopping.
I made sure it was a good one. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 We're good.

Speaker 1 Let's hop into this third headline, man. We got

Speaker 1 women's fencer takes a knee in protest, refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man.

Speaker 1 This is fucking great. Is it? This is great.

Speaker 1 I like to see it. Let's check it out.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, women's fencer Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead.

Speaker 1 When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan, she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided to take a knee just before the match began.

Speaker 1 She already had participated

Speaker 1 in warm-ups and completed in four bouts that day. Let's take a look.
I got the video here.

Speaker 1 Stephanie's on the right, the dude's on the left.

Speaker 1 Now she's selling the ref. She's like, I'm not doing that.
That's a dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so she stopped uh stopped fighting. She did an interview.
She spoke with Fox News.

Speaker 1 Hold on, it's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 Speaking with Fox News, Turner said USA Fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport.

Speaker 1 Quote, I knew what I had to do because USA Fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy, Turner said. I took a knee immediately at that point.

Speaker 1 Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing. So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, I'm sorry, I cannot do this.

Speaker 1 I am a woman, and this is a man, and this is a women's tournament. I will not fence this individual.

Speaker 1 And, you know, the society has moved.

Speaker 1 The temperature's changed, bro, and people are not fucking with it.

Speaker 1 Martina

Speaker 1 Navratolova,

Speaker 1 fuming after that. Do you know who that is? Yeah, she's like a big tennis champion, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Navratorola? Yeah.
Yeah, bro. She's fucking...
Badass. Yeah.

Speaker 1 i butchered a name i'm sorry but yeah she's badass but yeah i mean she jumped in on this uh conversation uh she tweeted this out saying this is what happens when female athletes protest anyone here still thinks this is fair i am fuming and shame on at usa fencing shame on you for doing this how dare you throw women under the gender bullshit bus well i mean where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools

Speaker 1 right i'm glad the temperatures changed but

Speaker 1 it's definitely changed i mean that's good but it it it it's isn't it embarrassing isn't it embarrassing that this is even a discussion yeah dude it is it's fucking sad and what's even worse is like i mean because it's it's sad that we're in a day and age where we have to like reiterate and put in extra you know executive orders and fucking legislation to fucking talk about common sense shit it's sad it's sad you know but temperature's changing um now i i'm gonna show this article because this is how the left responds.

Speaker 1 Like, they're still trying to fume these fucking flames, which have been.

Speaker 1 Well, I've been hearing, I don't know what the article says, but what I have been hearing is to this argument or observing online is them saying, oh, you're going to bring in the less than 1% of the, yeah, because you want to make rules for less than 1% of the population.

Speaker 1 You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society.

Speaker 1 So, yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population because that's who we're catering to in all of these things.

Speaker 1 Okay, we're allowing men and women's bathrooms. We're allowing transgender, quote-unquote, drag queens,

Speaker 1 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to read perverted books to our children. And we're recategorizing pedophiles as minor attractive people.

Speaker 1 And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society. So yes,

Speaker 1 we are concerned with that.

Speaker 1 And we are going to make a big deal about that.

Speaker 1 You know, she received a black card for refusing to compete against the man

Speaker 1 and then was expelled from the USA fencing event. I mean, it's fucking sick.
But then you see situations like this. A trans girl was banned from her track team.
Now she's competing with the boys.

Speaker 1 Okay. It's what the fuck he should be doing.
Yeah. It's It's what he should be doing.

Speaker 1 It's what he should be doing. And I just, like, I hate how they try to, like,

Speaker 1 like, I mean, do read this, read, like, listen to this article. Eliza Munchie kneeled on her bedroom floor, curling her lashes.

Speaker 1 She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two. She slipped on a green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet.

Speaker 1 At Falls Church High School, she waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys. Runners passed by on the track, coaches hovered nearby.

Speaker 1 Eliza was nervous, but in the way that any teen might be before their first competition in a new sport. Listen, he's a dude.
Go compete with the fucking dudes.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 if you know, if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there too. No problem.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd be willing to bet he's going to be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking totem pole.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit.
Where's the pride in that? Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 Let's go. Yeah, you want to prove that you're whatever, like, go beat all the boys.

Speaker 1 Statistically, that's not the case, though.

Speaker 1 These are dudes who have fucking been, you know, competing as dudes who are 400th fucking place, and then they go compete with the fucking girls and they're first.

Speaker 1 They tucked their shit and now they're winning national championships. Not only that, bro, it's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Why is it that when these drag queens quote unquote go to these schools to read these books, why is it never females,

Speaker 1 you know, dressed in suits and shit? Yeah. Why is it never, it's always trans

Speaker 1 females. Right.
It's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff. Why is that?

Speaker 1 Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that y'all want to fucking look past. And everybody else in the world could see it.

Speaker 1 And you could see it too, but you're making excuses for it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So let's call what it is what it is. I mean, it strikes me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's stupid. You know what I'm saying? But then, like, if they get outraged, like they get, you know, I saw this other headline.
I think this is from NBC.

Speaker 1 Trump administration axes more than $125 million in LG HD television's health funding, upending research field. Well, listen.

Speaker 1 You can give me like 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't going to be good for you in the long run. Because that's essentially what they're cutting.

Speaker 1 Now, you don't need fucking years and hundreds of millions of dollars

Speaker 1 to tell you that's not going to be good. It sucks for like just every, first of all, let's acknowledge this.
Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people. Okay.

Speaker 1 They want to be left alone. They don't want to be fucked with.
They want the same benefits that everybody else gets. And everybody agreed to that.

Speaker 1 And the argument against that was

Speaker 1 we don't want. Now, when that happened,

Speaker 1 most people were for it. I was for it.
You're for it. Everybody else, everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it.
They're like, yeah, what fucking difference does it make?

Speaker 1 It doesn't affect me. You're right.
The critics of it,

Speaker 1 they warned us, bro. They said, They said the next thing is going to be, you know, they want special treatment.
And the next thing is going to be,

Speaker 1 you know, they want to read their books to your kids. And they want to put their education curriculum into, you know, elementary schools and this and that.

Speaker 1 And I was told that by somebody who's very, I'm very close with

Speaker 1 back then. And I remember getting in an argument.
I'm like, bro, that is

Speaker 1 such an absurd way to look at it. Doesn't have happened.

Speaker 1 And here we are. Here we are, man.
And, you know,

Speaker 1 all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right.

Speaker 1 And, you know, it's good to see

Speaker 1 the gay community by and large condemn

Speaker 1 this crazy shit. But like, dude, it needs to be more.
It needs to be more. Because it's

Speaker 1 the reason that these

Speaker 1 people are allowed allowed to pretend to be women and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit is because they know that's going to result in anti-gay

Speaker 1 sentiment and it's going to cause division. And so

Speaker 1 while we have to call these things out for what they are, we also have to be very careful to not generalize entire groups of people into this. You know what I mean? For sure.

Speaker 1 I mean, because there are people out there that are trying to fight it. You know what I'm saying? Like, this most recent case dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man.

Speaker 1 Gaze Against Rumors.

Speaker 1 We've had Becky on many times. She's a huge proponent of that, one of the founding members.
But they just brought something out this past week.

Speaker 1 Gaze Against Rumors on Instagram said, Today, one of our members attended a family-friendly drag show at Tropical Liqueurs in St. Louis.

Speaker 1 She witnessed young kids hand money to a half-naked, gyrating drag queen while their mother watched and recorded them with glee. Does this seem family-friendly to you? Check the video out.

Speaker 1 What would what would happen

Speaker 1 what would happen

Speaker 1 if

Speaker 1 I was to take your little girls

Speaker 1 to an

Speaker 1 actual strip club? What would happen to me? Oh,

Speaker 1 you get charged

Speaker 1 deprivation of a minor. They just charge the dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's.
I mean, fuck. It would be a problem.
I mean, that's just

Speaker 1 what you would have with law. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Would you have a problem with that? Fuck yeah, I'd have a problem. Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what, how do we not, how does the law not see this the same same way?

Speaker 1 You know what really sucks, dude. By the way, let's point out.
What's the demographic there?

Speaker 1 It's your people, Andy. No, it is, but what demographic is it? It's all

Speaker 1 lower, middle, upper-middle-class, white people, brunchers.

Speaker 1 I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there. Yeah, I mean, they're doing good.
Liberals. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, it seems to be a common theme. Yeah.
Common denominator here. There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people

Speaker 1 who push all of this crazy shit. We talk about it all the time on the show.
Bro, you know what's crazy? Like, here's the part that really sucks, right? How is that okay? Dude, it's not.

Speaker 1 Bro, that makes me sick, bro.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. You know, and like, full disclosure here, bro.

Speaker 1 I love traps. The actual products.
Listen, man.

Speaker 1 I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that. You had Trump.
Okay. Fuck yeah.
Bro,

Speaker 1 They started it right down there in downtown Springfield. It's an amazing place.
Bro, and I love, listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies. Yeah.
Okay. I fucking love them.
I go to try.

Speaker 1 I used to go to traps quite a bit. I knew there was, you know, there was a product.
Like, I didn't give a shit because the product was that good.

Speaker 1 Look, man, I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on because it would have been a problem. It would have been a massive problem.
I just, you know, look, dude.

Speaker 1 And they've gotten some backlash online. Good.
But here's the problem. Here's the problem, man.
They put out an announcement. okay?

Speaker 1 Important announcement. As of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar, even for food.
You can order tacos at Trops on DoorDash.

Speaker 1 You will be asked to produce an ID at the door. Thank you, management.
Yeah, sounds good. Right.

Speaker 1 But it's not because they got kids in there. It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids.

Speaker 1 Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others. Tacos at Trops is available on DoorDash New Beats.

Speaker 1 Not because, you know, no, they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids. No, listen, this is creative damage control.
That's all it is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way. And so we don't alienate these people.

Speaker 1 And I will say this, this drag queen, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him. But listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive.

Speaker 1 That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps. God damn it, Andy.
No. His hard driver.

Speaker 1 He's a big dude. He's a big fucking.
Just don't say anything more. You make it worse.

Speaker 1 All right. Bro, this is wrong, man.
It is wrong.

Speaker 1 And, dude, look,

Speaker 1 it has nothing to do. There's plenty of businesses

Speaker 1 and restaurants and things that I visit that probably don't have the exact same political views I have. Yeah.
That's fine. Yes.
Like, there's. Plenty of red.
Really?

Speaker 1 Dude, honestly, the best restaurants are owned by gay people. Let's be real.
Dude, they make great food. Yeah, and they're cool as fuck, and they're fun to hang around.

Speaker 1 But you know what they don't like? They don't like little kids ruining their reputation and parents.

Speaker 1 You know what's funny, dude?

Speaker 1 The people that are actually doing this

Speaker 1 are the enablers. They're not even part of the gay community.
They're just

Speaker 1 virtue sinks.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 1 That's what it is. And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community.
That's interesting to think about. Because it's not even...
It's not even gay people doing it.

Speaker 1 right yeah

Speaker 1 i mean but i mean but to be fair like that drag queen bro you come out and you see some kids and bro i'd stop right there get these kids out of here yeah i i agree okay look dude like there's there has been some accountability responsibility listen listen listen listen listen there's a gay bar in springfield missouri i don't know if it's still around um oh yeah you should tell you you should go to that one yeah you talked about i did used to go in yeah because i knew the dudes that owned it and they were pretty cool cool dude chill and they they had drag they had drag show okay it's called martha's vineyard that was the name of the bar

Speaker 1 never had a fucking problem bro they went in everybody straight people went in there gay people went in there it was it was entertaining you know it wasn't like it was just like a normal bar dude and yeah there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit but like dude if they didn't you know if they if you didn't want to be fucked with they didn't fuck with you and uh

Speaker 1 It was all cool. And I promise you, those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this shit.

Speaker 1 Now, maybe things have changed, but back then, there's no way they would have. Yeah, um,

Speaker 1 I don't know, man. That's what I'm like, there has to be some accountability.
That's it, like, bro.

Speaker 1 And if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, do it, cool, but make the kids leave. Yeah, express yourself, whatever you got to do, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 But, like, but dude, but dude, dude, that shit looks hard to do. The quest fucking heels and shit.
Like, that's got to be the quest. Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro.

Speaker 1 And it's tucked. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, that's got to be hard to do.
Yeah, dude. You know what I'm saying? Look, the thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 you would know.

Speaker 1 I never tried it.

Speaker 1 But the thing is, man, is like,

Speaker 1 and it's just the same thing we said. Gay people got to police their own community.

Speaker 1 It's not okay. It's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes.
It's going to cause anti-gay sentiment.

Speaker 1 And I don't think that's fair because I think that, you know, most gay people are normal, everyday people just trying to live their lives. And

Speaker 1 I would say this.

Speaker 1 This is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people because eventually they're going to say, fuck it.

Speaker 1 I don't care anymore. No.
You know, and

Speaker 1 not everybody's gay, bro. In fact, most people aren't.
Most people aren't. And they don't like the shit jammed on their throat 15 times a year.

Speaker 1 And when really in everybody else's mind, they've said a long time ago, like,

Speaker 1 I really don't give a shit if they get married. I don't care if they live whatever life they live.
I don't care. It's all good.

Speaker 1 But then, you know, we got to live with, you know, an entire month of super gay shit being

Speaker 1 really being pressed everywhere. And then all on top of that, how many more holidays are there? It's like 50-something other holidays for that community.
So,

Speaker 1 dude, we have to rise above and really understand what the purpose of all this is.

Speaker 1 And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to fight, they want us to hate each other, and they're allowing certain behaviors to exist so that it will cause that disruption.

Speaker 1 And those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities. So

Speaker 1 it's just right and wrong. That's it.
Yeah. And so,

Speaker 1 yeah, I mean, it is what it is, bro. It is what it is.
Dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool. They don't belong winning national championships with women.

Speaker 1 They don't belong in women's locker rooms. I don't care if they had top surgery, bottom surgery, or in-between surgery.
I don't care. Stay the fuck out.
Leave the women alone.

Speaker 1 Go compete with the dudes. And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool.
But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion.

Speaker 1 That's not okay. And nobody's your own fucking league, man.
Huh? Start your own league. There's only be, there won't be enough people to compete.
You know, just start your own.

Speaker 1 You can't force that shit. You know what I'm saying? Start your own shit.
But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit. When was the law for them to get married? 2014?

Speaker 1 I believe it was. That was before that.
When were gays allowed to be married legally in every state? June 26, 2015. 2015.
All right. For 10 years now.
They already fucked it up. They've had all.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 No, that was my point.

Speaker 1 It's only been 10 years. That was my point.

Speaker 1 It went from just give us equal rights

Speaker 1 to all of this crazy shit. And

Speaker 1 it is what it is, dude. It's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 Men belong with men. Women belong with women.
Doesn't matter if you grow your hair out. Doesn't matter if you get booby implants.
Doesn't matter if you cut off your PP. Doesn't fucking matter, bro.

Speaker 1 If you were born, whatever you were born, you go in that locker room.

Speaker 1 Whenever you

Speaker 1 were born,

Speaker 1 you do those things with that person. If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't fucking do those things.

Speaker 1 I mean, you would think, wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? You know what I'm saying? Huh? You're a dude and calling yourself a woman now. Bro, there's a lot of

Speaker 1 people in that locker room. No, no, no.
Because a lot of these, listen, let me ask you this. No, no, I'm being fucking dead serious right now.

Speaker 1 It's become a fad in high schools. schools all right

Speaker 1 if you knew

Speaker 1 at 14 years old where you're at like the height of like going through puberty right hormones are raging yeah you're you're getting boners 50 times a day okay

Speaker 1 if you knew that all you had to do was

Speaker 1 put on a fucking skirt and wear a a

Speaker 1 fucking blouse to school and they're going to let you go in the women's locker room and see all your the girls naked

Speaker 1 You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that, and that's happening.

Speaker 1 You know, what that Loudoun County school

Speaker 1 happened in Virginia, yeah, where that kid raped that girl, and then he went to another school, and I believe he did it again.

Speaker 1 That shit happens all the time, dude. It's just not covered by the press.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 you know, we need to stop accounting, we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do, no matter what race, gender they claim, or anything else.

Speaker 1 It don't matter. Yeah, man.
Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down. Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude...
He still had it.

Speaker 1 He still had a dick, and he's showering in the girl's shower, butt naked in front of him.

Speaker 1 That's insane. That is insane.

Speaker 1 It's insane.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, guys. We got a thumbs up up or dumb.

Speaker 1 Was that a picture over there? That was the picture of him or whatever. The dude, yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his fellow dudes.
Well,

Speaker 1 sorry about it. Yep.

Speaker 1 You know, you're not the victim, bro. It is what it is.

Speaker 1 Go dominate the dudes,

Speaker 1 bro.

Speaker 1 It,

Speaker 1 whatever. Yep, guys,

Speaker 1 time for the final segment of the show. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
This is where we bring a headline in, we talk about it. It'll get one of those two options.
Um,

Speaker 1 I want, Andy, I want you to guess in this room who thought who submitted this article for a thumbs up. Okay,

Speaker 1 why eat insects?

Speaker 1 Z Sean.

Speaker 1 Am I right? Yes. Okay.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Why eat insects? What you guys don't know is that Zishan's been advocating for this for a long time with us. He wants us to expand our cultural horizons.

Speaker 1 Fake news. No.

Speaker 1 What were you saying?

Speaker 1 You were saying chocolate-covered crickets. This is fake news.
Oh, man. Dude, listen, you put chocolate on anything.
It's all right.

Speaker 1 I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss. I'm with you on that.
Yeah, I'm with you on that. I mean, depend.
It depends.

Speaker 1 Remember when

Speaker 1 they were trying to pushing this? When they had,

Speaker 1 what's that, Nicole Kidman on TV being like,

Speaker 1 these are so good. And you were Downey Jr., too.
Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah, no, fuck that. No, fuck off.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.

Speaker 1 Just think if people would have went with all that shit, where we'd be.

Speaker 1 Eating crickets and shit. Yeah.
No, bro. They still want us to, by the way.
I mean, you can't forget that. They do want us to.

Speaker 1 But yeah, why eat insects? Why not eat insects?

Speaker 1 It's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but seriously, why not?

Speaker 1 For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I can think of many reasons why billions of people in 80% of the world's nations enjoy them on a regular basis. Keep reading.

Speaker 1 Well, I.

Speaker 1 Because that's all they fucking got.

Speaker 1 Any type of the nation, baby, I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available.

Speaker 1 What other

Speaker 1 is 80% of the nations in the world? They're third world.

Speaker 1 80%.

Speaker 1 The majority of the people

Speaker 1 of the world.

Speaker 1 You're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. But yeah, so this guy, this guy right here, his name is Chef Joseph Yoon.
Chef Cricket.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he is, he's actually, I mean, dude, he has a pretty legit following, too. Really? He's blowing up.

Speaker 1 But he is, he's a, he's a pioneering, pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IFAD, or International Fund for Agricultural Development.

Speaker 1 He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs.

Speaker 1 With over 500 days of touring across six continents, he champions the immersed potential of insect agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity.

Speaker 1 Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation. He strives to bridge cultures, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring and amplifying the wisdom.

Speaker 1 This motherfucker eats bugs, okay, and he makes them look nice. This is one of his videos he posted three years ago, How to Eat Every Insect.
Got 5 million fucking views. That's because it's gross.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think this is the description, I'm assuming. Is this right, Zisham? Is this like the description of the video? Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's fucking, it's disgusting. Cricket Jiaochang Mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly.
Let's check out one of these videos.

Speaker 1 Are you tired of the same old boring eggs? Well, have I got a super delicious and fun treat for you?

Speaker 1 Go ahead and cook up your perfect six-minute eggs and let's add some cricket salt to one, some black ant salt to another and super worms on both to create the most delicious sensational fun egg that you could ever imagine no mumashisa

Speaker 1 first of all

Speaker 1 if you want people to eat more insects try not to sat like like deep like delete the sounds of your disgusting mouth

Speaker 1 And maybe find someone that, like, looks appealing to try the shit. This dude is nasty.
Bro, there's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck up.

Speaker 1 You know, like the ASMR shit? No. No.

Speaker 1 You.

Speaker 1 That's not ASMR, bro. I mean, no, I mean, but that's like when they do the mukbangs and shit.
The what? Mukbangs. I know what it's called? What's that? Mukbangs.

Speaker 1 It's like when you, like, the people that be like eating the fucking food. And like, that's what they record themselves eating food.
And they make this noise. Yeah, the mukbangs.
People watch that.

Speaker 1 Fuck yeah, people watch that shit. There's a big community and they'll amplify the sound.
It's echoey. And it's like the crunch is like,

Speaker 1 and people like that. There's a big following for that.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 People watch people eat for the sound. That's a real thing.
You should search it on YouTube and show it on the screen. No.
That grosses me the fuck out.

Speaker 1 It grosses me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth.

Speaker 1 it's like y'all wild in today i y'all wild in today who does that dj y'all wild in today what you you chew your gum like that and you're low i don't even chew gum bro yeah i don't chew gum bro

Speaker 1 first of all

Speaker 1 dude he looks like dave no he doesn't

Speaker 1 There's actually a condition called mesophonia. It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's me. I got that.
What do you call it? Me too. Mesophonia.
Misophonia. I think that's just like, you hate people.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck away from me. All right.
Would you try his cricket Johnny Jong Mayo? First of all, dude.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. You know those worms that he's eating there? You know who else likes those worms? My ducks.
Oh, your ducks like the worms. My ducks like the worms.

Speaker 1 I fed your ducks to those worms. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They They would like these. Oh, yeah, they would like it.
Are you missing something in your life? Maybe it's Cricket Cochujan Mayo with a bug.

Speaker 1 The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and the extra crunch of the crickets and and mealworms. Forget about it.

Speaker 1 Tony.

Speaker 1 Bro, that's sick. Let's see.
How much to eat a worm?

Speaker 1 One little mealworm. How much?

Speaker 1 Andy, be real.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm just like sad. I'm like.

Speaker 1 every day you lose hope for humanity. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I really do.
Yeah. You know, I saw that saying that video of those girls doing that TikTok in front of their crash car.
I don't even think that was their car. That was an old man's car.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like just people like

Speaker 1 it's, I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So how much? This dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this. Oh, this guy, I guarantee you, if you check out this dude's bank statements, you'll figure out that he's getting paid from

Speaker 1 pro-insect World Economic Forum. Somehow, I mean, no, it said it.
He's fucking, he works where,

Speaker 1 where did it say?

Speaker 1 He works at.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United Nations IFAD, the International Fund. Yeah, this guy's just a figurehead, bro.

Speaker 1 Those probably aren't even real bugs. Nah, he's eating that shit.
He looks like he eats bugs. Yeah, no, he's eating that shit.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're going to sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get someone that doesn't look like shit?

Speaker 1 You know, receding hairline, fucking,

Speaker 1 like, dude, that fake cheerful shit that people do. Like,

Speaker 1 dude, it's it turns my stomach, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, exactly what this guy does. Oh, my God.
Yeah, exactly. It's so nice to see you.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's horrible. So how much? How much? One mealworm.

Speaker 1 Dude, it wouldn't. I would eat a mealworm.

Speaker 1 What? All right. A dried mealworm? Yeah.
That's not fucking like alive? We're doing it tonight. No, I'm not.
Why not?

Speaker 1 If I had to, I would eat them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But I don't have to.

Speaker 1 The what?

Speaker 1 What'd you say? He called us Timon and Pumba. What's that? From the Lion of of King.
I never seen it. The fucking.

Speaker 1 That's when they first indoctrinated us. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I never saw a Lion King. I'm assuming I'm fucking Pumba.

Speaker 1 Fucking asshole.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, anyway,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 No Mayo? Nah, man. I mean, we're living in the fucking final days.

Speaker 1 We are.

Speaker 1 We are, bro. We're living in the...

Speaker 1 We're there. Let's just take the wheel.
It's going to happen. Let's go.
It's coming. Yeah.
Like, people are, like, there's too much corruption. There's too much insane shit.

Speaker 1 Motherfuckers eating bugs, dicks in the pool. There's too much cowardice amongst men.

Speaker 1 It's just, uh,

Speaker 1 I mean, look, I'm going to go down swinging. I'm going to tell you that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do everything I can to turn everybody into some, you know,

Speaker 1 non-compliant, non-dependent.

Speaker 1 wealthy, intelligent, physically fit human beings. But

Speaker 1 there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now. Yeah, there is, man.
You know, I wonder how, like, I wonder if this is just how, like,

Speaker 1 my dad felt looking at the world when he was like

Speaker 1 my age.

Speaker 1 You know? Well, you guys think that's true? Nah, there's no way. This is way worse, bro.
Like, when y'all started riding Heely's and shit. What? Heely's.
Yeah. Oh, that was.
What the fuck is a Heely?

Speaker 1 You know what a Healy is, Andy. The shoes with the fucking skate in it? No.
I never had those. That was, that would, bro, I am 20 fucking years older than you.
You're 15.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I wasn't riding around on fucking Heely's, bro. I was trying to see some boobies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they get you there faster.

Speaker 1 No, no, they don't.

Speaker 1 They get you further away.

Speaker 1 You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction. You know what it is? Yeah, you had them, though.
Yeah. No, I wanted some.
We were too poor to get them. I didn't want to pay.

Speaker 1 Nah, bro, you're over the weight limit.

Speaker 1 All right. Our generation of Medicades.
Yeah, it was. We had rollerblades.
I mean, you went to like Spencer's and shit and hot topics and stuff back then, didn't you?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I've never been in a hot topics, but I looked in there. What's the difference? I didn't go in.

Speaker 1 So you just peeked your head in the fucking. Yeah, bro.
Scary place.

Speaker 1 Dudes in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit. Fuck, I didn't know what to do.
I just looked in there. I felt like a dork.

Speaker 1 You know, like,

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm not cool enough for that. Yeah.
I just kept walking. I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they had ones with boobies in them.

Speaker 1 Yep. Didn't they?

Speaker 1 That's where everybody knew that.

Speaker 1 You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cards.

Speaker 1 Right, right, right. Right up in there with the Heelys on it.
Oh, yeah. No.

Speaker 1 Bro,

Speaker 1 we didn't have that, man. Yeah.
No Heely's. No Healies? All right.
Yeah. All right.
Well. Healy.
I got it now.

Speaker 1 Because they're on the heel. Yeah, right.
You got it.

Speaker 1 you know what I'm talking about. No,

Speaker 1 do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about? I do think you, I, I do think you do.

Speaker 1 I do now because you just told me you mean the ones with the wheels that kind of come up and down on the back here. Like, well, how do they come out? I never understood how that actually works.

Speaker 1 How do they work?

Speaker 1 I don't, I know, I think they like like there's a like you like click your heels together or some shit. No, that's that's the wizard of life.

Speaker 1 Bro, there's a button on there. No, they like come down.
I'm not lying.

Speaker 1 I wanted a pair. I just couldn't get them.

Speaker 1 They still make them? They do actually. All right.
We'll get you a pair.

Speaker 1 We'll get you a pair. I'll bust my ass.
I ain't got like, no, I ain't got the, you know what I'm saying? The.

Speaker 1 I thought you were the superior athlete. Yeah, not in skateboarding.

Speaker 1 In what?

Speaker 1 Football. Oh, okay.
Tennis. All right.
Got a mean backspin. All right, on that note,

Speaker 1 that's all I got. Yeah, it's all I got too.

Speaker 1 I'm going to try not to be totally demoralized by society today. And remember that these people deserve to be laughed at.

Speaker 1 They deserve it and shamed.

Speaker 1 It's the only way it's going to stop.

Speaker 1 So make fun of your local weirdo

Speaker 1 and have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 Don't be a hoe. Share the show.

Speaker 1 Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove. Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her own bank road.
Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot case clothes, close.