REAL AF with Andy Frisella

863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent

April 04, 2025 1h 21m

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss global leaders reacting to Trump's “Liberation Day”tariffs with disappointment, threats and calls for negotiation, Rep. Jasmine Crockett setting off social media after touting “being black” as qualification for public defender job, and women’s fencer Stephanie Turner refusing a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland.

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you know what i'm talking about he's definitely on the scooter huh he's on the scooters for sure yeah whatever all right well let's just start i said he had a moose knuckle he did have he did have a moose knuckle he did have a nice moose knuckle okay so we just start without the intro yeah we start with the moose knuckle moose knuckles all right everybody here we are lucky knuckles. Hey, man.
All right, don't forget to share the show. Don't be a hoe.
Share the show. All right, what's up, man? Hi, how's it going? Good.
So, you know, this is Real AF. I think so.
Balls and strikes. Yes.
Call it how we see it. Mm-hmm.
We have been bamboozled oh really we have been bamboozled by what and um calling balls and strikes we gotta we gotta we gotta we have to uh address this okay okay um so yesterday we had a story uh we brought in about the dad down in Georgia right uh huh and you know oh so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems I already know the end of this story man I already know we already know I wasn't doing nothing. Right?

Wasn't even my pants.

You know, and AB put together that little GoFundMe, right?

By the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it.

It said 80 grand.

Okay.

30,000 over the original goal.

Chris Lewis. We got to put some shame on chris lewis today shame on chris well so where

are we going with this so a tweet came out and i did my back end verification on this and there's

still listen you like to verify the back end i do very listen it's important to verify the back end

make sure that the back end's right you know i'm saying and like that's all that's back there very

important the back end you know i'm saying make sure there's nothing in the front there you know

Thank you. Oh, man.
So I had to verify the back end here and you know listen still still innocent to proven guilty in the court of law right uh but apparently augusta police say the dad who left his three kids at mcdonald's wasn't on a job interview at all. Left his kids alone for an hour and a half.

Mom got called to the restaurant who wasn't happy.

Full report has been sent to me.

So this is a guy named Clay Travis who is alleging that he has a full report that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office.

I mean, it goes in depth.

We ain't got to read it at all.

It's three pages.

But they, you know, I see something about delivering a backpack. Delivering a backpack.
Full of what? To where? I still have the backpack on them. Oh.
Now, and listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation, actually. Like, I mean, they went to the place where he said he was doing the interview they contacted that person checked the camera footage it was days before when the actual interview happened but they concluded in this email here uh based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved it was determined that mr lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended.

Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendricks apartments on foot during that period. The distance between these two locations is approximately 0.4 miles.
Given the facts and timeline established through BWC footage, witness statements, and follow-up investigation, it was determined that a misdemeanor charge of deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court. This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge to determine if the children are receiving appropriate care.
Full incident report to follow. But, I mean, they went all over.
I mean, they went all over. They went to the place.
I mean, they got him on footage. He was not at a job interview.
I don't know what he was doing. It says in there that they interviewed.
Go back. They interviewed the 10-year-old kid.
Go back, back, a couple slides back victim number one 10 year old child stated that she she further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack to the hendrix apartments and told her he would return shortly what does that what does that What's that sound like is that oh victim witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a prop that's coming that's a very loose term of restaurant at approximately 16 30 4 30 p.m and observing the children there without adult supervision.

They recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off.

I mean, technically, he was working his job.

Sounds like.

Might be already gainfully employed. Yeah, it sounds like it.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, look, it sounds like he's doing, you know, some sort of Uber deliveries. You know? Door dash.
Yeah. Weed dash.
Canna dash. Drug dash.
All right. So, I mean, just an update you know i'm saying hey man you know what i was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt bro that's all it was shame on you chris yep fool me once fool me never again yep once you go yellow you always go back to black what well i knew a guy used to say that what does that mean i knew an asian guy used to say that i thought it would throw it in there oh once you go oh yeah once you go yellow you always go back to black yeah yeah i mean i get it yeah um ab also had an update uh something to say on this at the uh you know with all these.
Now he also tweeted this out again, saying spoke to his girlfriend this morning.

She said he was at a job interview and that they,

uh,

they have been homeless since November,

but,

uh,

he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified.

If can't verify story,

I will have go fund me refund the money to everyone who has given things.

It's the best way to handle it.

I mean,

classy way to handle it.

You know,

you want to have a good heart, man, but listen, there's fucked up people out there. There are.
And, um, who has given thanks it's the best way to handle it i mean classy way to handle it you know you

want to have a good heart man but listen there's fucked up people out there there are and um yeah chris do better do better that's my buddy joey swole likes to say on the internet do better do better yeah you need he says it like this you need to do better he's right oh he's right chris should be listening man yeah so we'll see man we'll keep you guys updated but it is cruise the internet it is so let's do some more cruising all right we got a plethora of headlines for you guys indeed and indeed yeah um and if you guys want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfussella.com. You guys can find them linked there.
Buy some shit too. Yeah.
You're saying. I mean, I popped open the screaming for you.
Yeah, buy some energy drinks. Some protein sticks.
Those meats. Get yoked.
Join the revolution. Punch a hole in the drywall yeah what difference does it make let's go fucking crazy and then you'll have enough energy to patch it you know what i'm saying yeah you'll learn a new skill that's what we always talk about sometimes you got to break shit on purpose just to figure out how to fix it it is what it is you know this is what it is well let's get into our cruise man we got some hell of the headlines uh tariffs little update like i said we had a show just yesterday covering uh some of this but um update apparently we're getting some people that are starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country uh some countries targeted by trump tariffs seek negotiations china says no winners in trade war yeah well they've been they've been winning.
They've been killing it. Yeah.
They've been they've been crushing it. So somebody's been fucking winning.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I'll be a world leaders across the globe are reacting to President Donald Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcements, with some expressing disappointment and others making threats.
On Wednesday, the president announced a baseline tariff of 10% on imports in addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on U.S. goods.
Trump believes these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the U.S. and spurred domestic growth.
Now, a lot of people, like I said, some people are kind of pissed off. Other people want to, you know now they're calling for meetings and sit down to try to fix this after they've been leeching off fucking American people for the last God knows how long.
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called the tariffs a, quote, major blow to the world economy. Von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be, quote unquote, countermeasures, though she did not specify what they would entail.
Meanwhile, China's foreign ministry said that, quote, there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars, according to the AP. We got Mike Pence because, you know, here's the other thing to talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people.
Right. How much more? Right.
If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive and the countries don't just, you know, take the tariffs away, right? This headline reads, the eye-popping amount Trump's tariffs will cost each American family revealed. Now, this, full disclosure, this is from Mike Pence, okay? Who loves Trump, clearly.
Fucking loves this guy. Yeah.
Right? Definitely a patriot, definitely a patriot american first guy yeah definitely he'll give you an unbiased account on of trump for sure yeah um but yeah the group founded by former vice president mike pence estimates the plan will cost american families more than 3 500 a year that's the rough estimates um the analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years worth of pay raises for most families. It also found that major purchases such as a new home or car could cost family $7,000 or more.
You mean 7,000 more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years? That's what I'm saying. What's the difference between that? I mean, look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through.
Coming from a ridiculous man. I agree.
Yeah, some of the tariffs that were put in. Now, it's also important to note here, too, these reciprocal tariffs, it's a discounted reciprocal tariff, right? And it's literally just put in to actually the effective because you know we still tariff some of their other shit anyway so it kind of balances everything out but um trump had a nice chart that came out and displayed to everybody these are this is just one little screen grab of it but uh like you know all in all uh 67 is what china charges the united states so we hit them back with 34% to balance out.
Why? Why would they get, why do they get 34 if we get 67? Yeah, I don't, I think, I think the asterisk says it includes currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that.
That's what I'm saying from what I was able to understand. It's basically like that is the equal amount.
Once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries, though, they are like legitimate equal to equal.
And yeah, I mean, it's interesting. Like the UK is 10 percent.
So we charge them 10 percent. I think at Brazil, 10 percent to 10 percent.
Right. So, I mean, you got that.
Like I said, some countries are still, you know, they have pulled out and turned off all of their tariffs on the United States. Israel being one of them.
I think that's... I think that 34% to 67% for China is taken into account that we consume so much Chinese goods that if we raise it the same amount, it would be unaffordable.
Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up.

That's correct.

Right.

And I think that's the key, man.

It's like we can't just fucking cut everybody.

We don't have nothing set up yet.

You know what I'm saying?

But like, let's get our shit set up.

Yeah.

Cut everybody the fuck off.

Fuck them.

It is what it is, man.

I agree.

I also saw this.

I wanted to address this down because I saw some comments.

People talking about, oh, you know, Japan, you know, they do that because, you know, we get all the rice. We don't produce rice here in the United States.
Fun fact for you guys. Do a little research.
Japan's not even the top five for rice production, just to be clear. OK, China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia.
Japan doesn't even crack top five. they actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the japan and then send that shit to us

just to be very Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy more rice

and they import that shit into Japan

and then send that shit to us.

Just to be very, very clear here, okay?

We have been getting bamboos with a fuck.

It's only that, dude.

A lot of people won't,

they won't allow our food to go over there

because it's so chemically altered.

100%, which is a whole nother piece

of the fucking equation too.

A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it. Yeah, so, I mean, just a little fun fact for you there.
And other news, got a little last little change up here. Now, this one kind of shocked me a little bit.
Did you see that Eric Adams, Mayor Eric Adams, he's dropping out of the Democratic primary and he's going to be running as an independent. He's completely left the Democrat party.
I'm not surprised by that. I'm not, but I will say honestly, I didn't see independent.
I actually thought he was just running as a fucking Republican, bro. I really did.
That's a stepping stone. That's what that means.
I mean, what that means is I'm going to run as a Republican and I don't want to lose everybody that I had. You're out the closet, but you're not like, I completely- But I'm still going to suck a dick once in a while.
No, no, no. Hold on.
The other way around. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
Right. Yeah.
He's in the closet. Yeah.
I don't know. Yeah.
He's still going to get glizzy. Yeah.
I just want to talk about the glizzies. I just want to throw that in there.
It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't. Yeah, you got to have glizzies, bro.
You got to have them. But yeah, so Eric Adams announced Thursday that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for mayor.
Instead, pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate. His honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good.
Quote, more than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition, but the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long, making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false

accusations were held over me, Adam said in the six minute spiel quote.

But I'm not a quitter.

I'm a New Yorker.

He continued.

And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I'm announcing that I will forego

the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent

candidate for the general election.

So, yeah, I mean, we'll see. It'll be interesting, man.
We'll see what happens. Yeah.
We shall see what happens. But yeah, man.
Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments yeah cruise comments guys this first one comes from at

moolisharepippin

moolish

Andy said

put it in

he's correct

that's correct it was you

it was me I think you sent me a couple more

but I don't think I got it

I don't think I got them in time

yeah put it in

Thank you. It was me.
I think you sent me a couple more, but I don't think I got him. That's a good guess, buddy.
I don't think I got him in time.

Yeah.

Put it in.

Moolish Arepin.

Moolish Arepin? What?

That's his name.

Moolish Harpin.

Moolish Arepin.

That's what it is. Alright.
we also got some pretty weird fucking people we got good people yeah a little weird okay uh this next comment comes from at joseph uh schultz four says i'm drinking it for ten thousand dollars really bro's drinking his own piss it just depends on where you are bro yeah ten thousand bucks you know for a lot of people that would change everything man that's no it just depends on where you are really the question is how much here's how much are you drinking the question is would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss your own piss would you change what do you mean would you change because that'll change his life the amount of money that will change my life is a lot more so the price has to go up yeah see i think the question is how much like how much do i have to drink like we're talking about a full bottle oh yeah that whole jar bro no okay see that's different we said 16 ounces yesterday that's one oh yeah we did all right yeah so one of these yeah bro I'm gonna need at least 50 you know i'm saying at least 50 50 what fifty thousand dollars at least for 16 ounces yeah yeah that's yeah at least and it's mine like it has to be mine and drink nobody else's piss it has to be out in the sun all day. Like the dude said.
Not to follow directions.

Not fresh from the tap?

No.

I feel like that's basically kombucha.

One of those fucking weird people be drinking.

I'd imagine it'd be about the same.

Yeah.

I got one of those one time, bro.

What, kombuchas?

One of those.

I was out there in California, dude.

I got one of those.

They're all drinking these drinks.

Oh, it's so good for you, bro. Yeah, I got one piss it went right in the trash bro it was like 15 dollars bro you know what i can't stand bro i can't stand the people that like will like drink that shit in front of you and act like it's so good they're like they're like yeah it's it's so good like you're a fucking liar yeah they all are lying you're lying you're lying no doubt you're lying you're weird it's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it but you know that thing is at like room temperature oh it's so cold yeah you know what i'm saying no they're like look how tough i am you know they do that shit yeah yeah it ain't even that cold yeah it ain't that cold that's how i feel about ipa drinkers too bro they're the same same things bro ipa beers are fucking disgusting they drink that stuff like it tastes so good i mean stouts are worse but see i'm okay with a good guinness like guinness is fine guinness i don't think Guinness is a stout.
It's a stout. What is it?

It's not a lager. No, it's just a black beer.

I don't think it's stout. Maybe

it is. What is it? Look it up.
Is Guinness

a stout or a lager? No, I don't think

it's a lager either.

It has to be something.

I think Guinness is its own thing, bro.

Guinness is Guinness? I like Guinness.

It doesn't taste like a stout.

Guinness is a type of stout.

Huh.

Is it?

Specifically an Irish dry stout.

See?

Man, you can't even read English.

You're wrong.

Oh, God.

You're just making that up over there.

Yeah, that's what it is.

People, this is racism.

This is.

Indeed.

Indeed.

Yeah. We got another weirdo, too, at Rizzy.
Rizzy. Rizzy Riz.
Riz Dup. R-C-24.
Riz Dup. Bro, 15K is 15K.
Man, we're learning a lot about our people. That's what I'm...
Dude, I'm worried, actually. Guys, we got to start making some money so that you don't have to get so desperate.
Yeah, your broke-ass motherfuckers are going to drink your own piss for $10,000. You know what? I might bring a couple of these people in here.
Let's try it. Change some lives.
Or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers. They're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it.
That's the way I see it it I'd say we put that to the test I say we put that to the test we do an exclusive show alright pay per view that motherfucker dude that's how Rogan got his start really yeah fear factor oh yeah that's right yeah basically yeah if we want to get to the next level bro this is what we gotta We got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it. Isn't that right, Joe? 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Let's do it.
Let's test and see how real these people are, man. Here's a question for you.
What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now and you were told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years, but you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours. But you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurship journey.
Knowing where I would be? Knowing where you would be. 14 hours in a box full of snakes yeah I would do that and I hate snakes I would definitely do that oh you would I expect bullshit thank you what kind of snakes they can't be poisonous they can't be put no snakes are poisonous no they are no snakes are venomous yes all right fucking mr.
wizard same thing same Wizard Fucking Steve Irwin over here you die snake you die poison you die. Yeah, and then and then go where straight to jail That's right Y'all be charming the motherfuck you would be there to coach the snakes, I'd be all right, bro.
My ancestors didn't teach me that. They didn't? No, they didn't.
Well, the snakes remember, so they listen to you. Muscle memory.
I would do it, though. I would.
You probably would. Yeah.
All right. All right.
But I'd probably, you know, if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pee

back then.

You know what I'm saying?

For that?

I'd drink the pee?

Oh, yeah.

I would.

Ferment it.

Dude, if it's 16 ounces and I could do that in two years, hell yeah, bro.

Absolutely.

Yeah, it wouldn't even be a doubt.

Yeah, that's easy.

No question.

Yeah.

That's easy.

Yeah, that's easy.

All right, well, sweet, guys.

Bro, I'd funnel that shit like a beer bong.

A couple of them.

Now we're getting it.

Yeah.

All right.

You shotgun that shit?

Bro, yeah, because that'd be the easiest way.

Like, you just get it done.

You're like, damn, man, you smell like piss, though, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I'm rich. Oh, shit.
All right, man. All right.
Well, guys, we appreciate your weird asses. Yeah.
You weird motherfuckers. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising.
We got number two second set we have a Freudian Freudian slip up it's like a nip slip but with your brain but with your IQ yeah and it should not be shocking I don't know why I like putting this lady in the show so much.

Jasmine Crockett.

Oh, my God.

Jasmine Crockett.

Jasmine Crock full of shit.

Sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job.

I mean, she let it all out.

She told us what we already knew. What's that? I didn't see it.
Oh, you haven't seen this? No. Oh, this is great.
This is great. Let's dive into it.
Listen, I'll be real. There's certain people, when I see them talking on the internet, I scroll right past.
Immediately tune it out. She's one of them.
I'm starting to dislike her more than Cori Bush. I think she's worse than Cori Bush.
think she is worse than Cori Bush because at least Cori Bush she was just stupid but this lady she tries to play the smart card which makes her even more stupid to me that's you're trying to insult my intelligence at least Cori Bush I believe was keeping it real to what she believed yeah she i mean she hired her you know her boyfriend married him and then called him her security and paid him you know hundred thousand dollars of taxpayer money yeah she needs safeties that's what she told us she didn't deny it no she didn't deny it yeah about it she's like hey yeah what it is yeah he protects me both inside and out yeah you know i'm? Yeah. Cool.
Jasmine Crockett's like, you know, like you said, I'm an intelligent woman and you need to listen to me and I know what I'm talking about. And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now.
Yeah, right. It's like she's trying to like outdo the AOC style.

AOC doesn't even do that with the Spanish, bro.

AOC doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her.

It didn't work.

Yeah, this shit.

It made her way less credible

and she recognized it,

so she stopped doing it.

Made the pivot.

Except when she loses her temper

and then she, you know,

she lets it go.

Comes out a little bit.

She's Latina.

Yeah.

Chocolate start throwing and flying.

I mean,

dicks start getting cut off, I think.

That's the Latina move.

This lady right here, though, man,

And she... out a little bit.
She's Latina. Yeah.
Chocolate start throwing and flying. I mean dick start getting cut off I think.

That's the Latina move. This lady right here though man

she is a work of art.

Jasmine Crockett

on Wednesday appeared to boast

that her being black was a big

contributor to getting hired as a public defender

with zero experience. Yeah

that's why they ended D.I.

Fuck dude. Yeah it's not good.
Yeah that that's why they ended D.I. Fuck, dude.
Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, that's not something to brag about.
You send a nigga to jail, it's not good. Like, you're losing.
You know what I'm saying? It's not okay. Crockett relayed the story during a House Judiciary Subcommittee on oversight meeting on corruption in the FBI under the Biden administration.
She used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement.

Let's check this clip out. I'll say because you've been gracious is this.

When I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience.

And I walked in and I told my boss, Charlie, I said, listen, you should hire me.

He said, why?

I said, because I'm black.

Charlie looked at me like I was crazy. she got the job that is crazy that is crazy that's a crazy that's a crazy thought you know what i walked into you know amazon and i told jeff bezos that i should run amazon he asked me why i said because i'm white yep it sounds crazy sounds crazy all right sounds great but it doesn't sound crazy when she says it no it's it sounds fucking stupid when she says i'm just saying like how how how does anybody not look at that and be like that is the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my life od i has to go you know what i i you know i went down to the hospital man and i said you know what i'm tired of i'm tired of you know being this entrepreneur that out earns all of you geniuses right so i would like to come down here and be a doctor now yep you know audiologist yeah i don't have any experience well why should we allow you to be a doctor well because I'm white you know makes sense to me

makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense.
Now, let me go play with people's lives and freedom. Yeah.
I'm saying with zero experience. I play doctor every time I go to doctor's office anyway.
Do you? Yeah. I just park in their spot.
I park in their spots to let them know you ain't shit. Yeah, right.
Right. That's real talk.
i do that yeah because they're all egomaniacs they all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school to make fucking 500 grand which that's stupid in itself uh and then you know they they drive their entry level portion 911 and talk down to everybody so So I sure that when I go to the doctor I drive something nice which is anything I have and uh I park it in their spot yeah you do yeah yeah and they don't say shit like damn he's doing pretty good dude you know what real talk I can't stand doctors yeah I got some friends that are doctors they're all nice people but their friends suck yeah man this shit's crazy though I mean the argument in itself does not make sense and you know technically it's gone technically there's still going to be hopes and tries, right? People are still trying it.

So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried. New York School District hit with lawsuit over Spartan's mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy.
Oh, God. This is great.
So a Long Island New York school district is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy. William King Moss, the third is lipped town in double ACP president, former mathematics teacher in Brentwood Union Free School District and father of two Brentwood students filed the complaint against the district on March 26th.
Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot, despite it being racially problematic, claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law. His complaint contends that in January 2024,

the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey.

The responses were narrowed to six options.

The district said it selected the Spartans

after this choice received the most votes.

So it was Democratic in nature.

All right.

Now, the previous mascot, they were the Indians. OK.
And that, you know, OK, we can't, you know, can't do the Indians. So we got to change it.
And so they voted. Now, Moss argues Mars Moss argues that the options chosen.
So these were the final six, I guess it It was Green Machine, Bears, Owls, Bulldogs, and Eagles, and that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans. He says, Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white, non-Hispanic, and race, white color, Greek and national origin and Spartan or Greek and ethnicity.
The complaint states here's here's the crazy piece. OK, like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that.
He's not new to this. OK, school administrator suing over white mascot.
He's been waging racial lawfare for years.

Right. According to the local NAACP website, Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District administrator for diversity, equity and inclusion.
His job in this position was just eliminated because of Trump's, you know, federal ban on DEI shit. And then a couple of weeks later, oh, he's going to sue the school over a mascot.
Which, even crazier... If his job got eliminated, would they move into a new job? I'm not even sure if he's still a fucking ploy.
He just went full-time on the WACP. So this is just a guy suing? He's not affiliated? No, not anymore.
I mean, other than his kids being there, he was a former teacher. But that's it.
Uh-huh. Now, one thing...
So he's not affiliated is that no not no more i mean other than his kids being there he was a former teacher okay but that's it uh-huh um now once so he's so so let me get this right okay so we have all this crime going on we have all these things happening we have single parent households that don't care anything about their kids, right? Fathers that are absent that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids, even if they don't care for them.
We have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim, and we're worried about a fucking Spartan mascot. Yep.
Because that's the problem. That's the problem.
Not grading, you know, reading levels. Yeah.
Not actual academic standards. Right.
None of those are problems. Yeah.
No. Let's worry about the fucking mascot.
Okay. Well, yeah.
I mean, he's probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of. I think he gets...
I mean, I'm battling with him and Crockett. I don't know where they tear up at, you know what I'm saying? Because they're both equally stupid, in my opinion.
But what's even crazier, you know, if we're going to be realistic... So it's the Spartans' fault? Mm-hmm.
Got it. Yeah.
Now, in my opinion, you know, I say, what's the data? Right. Let's go back to data.
OK. Brentwood High School is 87 percent Hispanic and 8 percent black.
OK. So how about we put something that, you know, puts light on the Hispanic students like, you know, the vagos, the vatos, I'm saying? Like, maybe make Juan the mascot of the school or something like that.
You know what I'm saying? Which one? Juan. Exactly.
Which one? The wands are one. You know what I'm saying? The first one? The first one.
Both of them. Yeah? You know what I'm saying? Like, where is that? But they're not even, like, they're not even, it's just stupid it's just stupid man well I mean why would it be the green machine when in reality it should be the brown machine there's no Irish kids there why would it be why would it why would it be i mean what

i've been dude this is just so insane it's so stupid man oh your mascot's racist Now to be fair, right?

Bro, did I send you that shirt the other day? So, dude, I saw this post. I think I sent it to you, the Caucasian post with the Redskins logo.
I sent it to you. So, dude, there's this Native American guy, and he's got a shirt on with the Redskins logo, but it says Caucasians Mm-hmm, and he's like white people.
How do you like it? He's like all the white people the college like it's fucking awesome Why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's colors? Bro, it's so funny dude. I mean I mean, it's...
How do you like being a mascot? Well, it's so funny, dude.

How do you like being a mascot?

Well, it's fucking cool.

I mean, it is important.

The school's mascot's important, right?

There's pride attached to that.

I mean, I get it.

It could be worse.

Why don't they just make the Spartan black?

Make it a black Spartan. I thought Spartans were black.
Everybody was black. I thought so.
That's what I heard. Everybody was black.
I mean, this was their old logo. Salamanca.
I mean, bro, why don't they just keep it that? Yeah. I don't understand how, like, low IQ you have to be to understand that, like, if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport, that's not an offensive thing.
You know what the Redskins are saying? Bro, those Indians are bad motherfuckers, bro. They're warriors.
And that's what most of the Native American population thinks. And by the way, if you go research who the logo was actually based upon, it was based upon a chief that was a known savage-ass warrior.
And like, dude, I don't know. Maybe it's different for me.
But I would think that's cool. Yeah, no, but let's replace it with the people that killed them.
Yeah, the commanders. That makes sense.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. You know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense.
Let's eliminate Aunt Jemima. Let's eliminate, you know, all the black and brown icons and then leave, you know, Quaker Oats.
Quaker Oats, yeah. It's just so stupid, man.
Like I said, we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about, man. Bigger problems.
Yeah, how about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying? Like we talked about. If you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and all these things, then why don't you solve the racism in your own community? What do you mean do you mean racism why are you not beating the drum to that shit yeah it's sad shit man guys jumping on this conversation these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they fucking hate black people bro like they guys this week we're gonna do this to piss off the blacks like dude we're gonna we're gonna pick a mascot it's really gonna piss them off yeah i'm sporting piss off eight percent of the school it's i feel like you can't please them bro no like it's hard well dude i mean whatever you do it's gonna be racist you know i'm saying that's so crazy bro it's so crazy yeah guys jump on this combo let us know down in the comments what you guys think um it could be worse yeah it could be picking that fucking like i've seen that the fighting cocks you've seen that mascot you mean like the game cost game cocks yeah like i mean that's a terrible fucking mascot you know i'm saying like let's be real have you ever fucking been around an angry rooster can't i i'm gonna tell you right now bro you don't want none i don't want none not none you don't want they'll fucking kill you bro a big rooster could kill a man bullshit bro no bullshit Andy that's not happening bullshit bro they're if you were like laying on the ground shit out of that fucking rooster they first of all they could fucking fly why would I be laying down you say if I was laying down okay bro listen let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man okay first of all they got razor sharp bat claws I don't know.
Razor sharp. Okay.
So I can't believe you never heard this before. No.
This has actually happened. Okay.
Yeah. You know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man it happened to.
Yeah. So the rooster fucking uses back claw to cut this dude's Achilles.
Ah. Yeah.
And then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it jesus got two moves like jackie chan and roosters bro roosters are highly dangerous man they didn't happen well i mean it could it could happen yeah no i mean i think that's a terrible mascot bro yeah all right well we'll go find a rooster i want to know what this guy oh You know what I'm talking about over here. Like, listen.
Roosters are...

Fuck you up, bro. Fighting cocks.
That's why they call them that. I wonder what his...
Why do you think that people, like, around the world want to see roosters fight each other? It ain't because of their pussies, man. It's exciting shit.
Yeah, I do know that's a big thing down south. Yeah.
Maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean, the Hispanic, because that's in Mexican culture.
Fighting cocks, you know where they originated? Yeah. Maybe they should go with fighting cocks.
Yeah, and then they could make it the rooster black, and everybody would be happy. Everybody's happy.
Yeah. Fighting black cocks.
Everybody's happy. They sell a lot of merch.
See that? We just solved your fucking problem over there. We just fixed it, Mr.
Rac black cocks. Everybody.
They sell a lot of merch.

See that?

We just solved your fucking problem over there.

Fixed it, Mr. Racist.

All right.

You're good now.

Fighting black cocks.

Put that shit on the wall.

Yeah.

Man, I'd buy some of that.

I'd buy some of that merch.

Yeah, man.

Guys, jump in on this convo, man.

We still got to keep cruising.

We got a third. Bro, every black person in the world will be wearing that gear.

Fighting black cock.

Yeah.

Then the fighting black cocks meet up with the team from upstate New York.

What's upstate?

Fighting little white cocks.

Game was over before it started. That's racist.
That's racism. Oh, shit.
It's crazy. All right.
Yeah, let's keep cruising, man. Third set of headlines.
Headlines number three. This is an interesting story.
This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today um let's check it out women's wait did we ever play the video of jasmine crockett yeah we played it oh we did yeah oh yeah didn't she go on like a real long rant yeah i ain't got time for that yeah she went on like a four minute rant about bullshit dumb shit yeah i saw her head doing all this shit on instagram you know that shit you know oh i know it i know it you know and she's doing that and then i looked at the time and it said four minutes i said nope nope yeah man uh bro you know you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that. I know you know.
Blink twice if you know. Blink twice.
Oh, man, you're in trouble. I'm going to call you tomorrow and make sure you're all right.
Hey, man, listen, that's why it's important. We, you know, couch shopping.
I made sure it was good. Yeah, that's right.
We're good. Well, let's stop into this third headline, man.
We got a women's fencer takes a knee in protest, refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man.
This is fucking great. Is it? This is great.
I like to see it. Let's check it out.
So yeah, women's fencer Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead. When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan,

she wanted her protest to be caught on video

and decided to take a knee just before the match began.

She already had participated in warmups

and completed in four bouts that day.

Let's take a look, I got the video here.

Stephanie's on the right, the Stephanie's on the right.

The dude's on the left.

Now she's selling the ref.

She's like, I'm not doing that.

And that's a dude. Oh, my God.
Yeah, so she stopped fighting. She did an interview.
She spoke with Fox News. Hold on.
It's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that. Yeah, 100%.
Speaking with Fox News, Turner said, USA Fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport. Quote, I knew what I had to do because USA fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy.
Turner said, I took a knee immediately at that point. Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing.
So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, I'm sorry, I cannot do this. I am a woman and this is a man and this is a women's tournament i will not fence this individual um and you know the society has moved it's the temperatures changed bro and people are not fucking with it um martina um navratola um fuming you know who that is yeah she's like a like a big tennis champion, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Navratola? Yeah.
Yeah, bro. She's fucking badass.
Yeah. I butchered her name.
I'm sorry, but yeah. She's badass.
But yeah, she jumped in on this conversation. She tweeted this out saying, This is what happens when female athletes protest.
Anyone here still thinks this is fair? I am fuming and shame on at USA Fencing. Shame on you for doing this.
How dare you throw women under the gender bullshit bus? Well, I mean, where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools? Right. I'm glad the temperatures changed, but.
It's definitely changed. I mean, that's good, but isn't it embarrassing that this is even a discussion yeah dude it is it's fucking sad and what's even worse is like i mean because it's it's sad that we're the day and age where we have to like reiterate and put in extra you know executive orders and fucking legislation to fucking talk about common sense shit it's sad it's set you know but temperature's changing um now i i'm going to show this article because this is how the left responds like they're still trying to fume these fucking flames which have been i've been hearing i don't know what the article says but what i have been hearing is to this argument or observing online is them saying oh you're you're going to bring the less than 1% of, yeah, because you wanna make rules for less than 1% of the population.
You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society. So yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population because that's who we're catering to in all of these things.
Okay. We're allowing men and women's bathrooms.
We're allowing transgender quote unquote drag queens, uh, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to read perverted books to our children. And we're recategorizing pedophiles as minor attracted people and we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society so yes we are concerned with that and we are going to make a big deal about that no she received a black card for refusing to compete against the man yeah um and it was expelled from the usa fencing event i mean it's it's fucking sick but then you see situations like this a trans girl was banned from her track team now she's competing with the boys okay it's what the fuck he should be doing yeah it's what he should be doing it's what he should be doing and i just they try to, like, like, I mean, dude, read, like, listen to this article.
Eliza Munshi kneeled on her bedroom floor curling her lashes. She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two.
She slipped on her green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet. At Falls Church High School, she waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys.

Runners passed by on the track.

Coaches hovered nearby.

Eliza was nervous, but in the way that any team might be before their first competition in a new sport.

Listen, he's a dude.

Go compete with the fucking dudes.

And if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there, too. No problem.

Thank you. He's a dude.
Go compete with the fucking dudes. And, and if, you know, if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there too.
No problem. Yeah.
I'd be, I'd be willing to bet he's going to be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking total bowl. It doesn't matter.
And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit. Where's the pride in that? Yeah, for sure.
Let's go. Yeah, you want to prove that you're whatever? Like, go beat all the boys.
Statistically, that's not the case, though. These are dudes who have fucking been competing as dudes who are 400th fucking place, and then they go compete with the fucking girls.
And they're first. They tuck their shit, and now they're winning national championships.
Not only that only that bro it's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas okay why is it that when these drag queens quote unquote go to these schools to read these books why is it never females uh you know dressed in suits and shit yeah why is it never it's always trans females right it's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff why is that well it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that y'all want to fucking look past and everybody else in the world could see it and you could see it too but you're making excuses for it yeah so let's call what it is what it is i mean all the strikes yeah it's stupid you don't say but then like and they get outraged like they get you know i saw this other uh headline i think this is from nbc trump administration axes more than 125 million in in LGHD televisions health funding, upending research field. Well, listen, listen.
You can give me like 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't gonna be good for you in the long run. Because that's essentially what they're cutting.
You don't need fucking years and hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you that it's not going to be good. It sucks for like just every.
First of all, let's acknowledge this. Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people.
OK, they they they want to be left alone. They don't want to be fucked with.
They want the same benefits that everybody else gets and everybody agreed to that and the argument against that was we don't want now when that happened most people were for it i was for it you're for it everybody else everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it they're like yeah what difference does

make it doesn't affect me yeah right the critics of it they warned us bro they they said they said the next thing is going to be you know they want special treatment and the next thing is going to be uh you know they want to read their books to your kids and they want to put their education curriculum into you

know elementary schools and this and that and i was told that by somebody who's very i'm very close with um back then and i remember getting in an argument i'm like bro that is that is such an absurd way to look at it something that happened and here we are here we are man and you know All those harsh critics of that are now being proven right.

And- and here we are here we are man and you know though all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right and you know it's good to see the gay community by and large condemn uh you know this crazy shit but like dude it needs to be more it needs be more. Because it's the reason that these people are allowed to pretend to be women and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit is because they know that's going to result in anti-gay sentiment.
And it's going to cause division and and so while we have to call these things out for what they are we also have to be very careful to not generalize entire groups of people into this you know what i mean for sure i mean because there are people out there that are trying to fight it you know i'm saying Like this most recent case dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man. Gaze Against Rumors.
We've had Becky on many times. She's a huge proponent of that, one of the founding members.
But they just brought something out this past week. Gaze Against Rumors on Instagram said, Today one of our members attended a family-friendly drag show at Tropical Liquors in St.
Louis.

She witnessed young kids hand money to a half-naked, gyrating drag queen

while their mother watched and recorded them with glee.

Does this seem family-friendly to you?

Check the video out. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby You're my perfect soul to me My perfect soul to me I'm not in my field I was mad at all my best friend, my baby, I'm dead What would happen? What would happen if I was to take your little girls to an actual strip club? What would happen to me? You get charged.
Deprivation of a minor. They just charge a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's.

I mean, fuck.

It'd be a problem.

I mean, that's just the problems you would have with law.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Would you have a problem with that?

Fuck yeah, I'd have a problem with that. Okay.

So how does the law not see this the same way?

You know what really sucks? Dude, by the way, let let's point out what's the demographic there it's your people andy no it is but what demographic is it it's all lower middle upper middle class white people brunchers i mean i see a canadian goose jacket in there yeah i mean they're they're doing good. Liberals.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, it seems to be a common theme. Yeah.
Common denominator here. There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people who push all of this crazy shit.
We talk about it all the time on the show. Bro, you know what's crazy? Like, here's the part that really sucks, right? How is that okay? Dude, it's not.
Bro, that makes me sick, bro. Here's the thing.
You know what? Full disclosure here, bro. I love Traps.
The actual products that they produce. Listen, man, I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that.
You had Traps? Okay. Fuck yeah.
They started it right down there in downtown Springfield. It's an amazing place.
Bro, and I love... Listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies.
Yeah. Okay? I fucking love them.
I used to go to Trops quite a bit. Yeah.
I knew there was a product. I didn't give a shit because the product was that good.
Look, man... I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on.
Because it would have been a problem. It would have been a massive problem.
I just... You know, look, dude.
And they've gotten some backlash online. Good.
But here's the problem. Here's the problem.
They put out an announcement. Okay.
Important announcement. As of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar, even for food.
You can order tacos at Trop's on DoorDash. You will be asked to produce an ID at the door.
Thank you, management. Yeah, sounds good, right? But it's not because they got kids in there.
It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids. Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others.
Tacos at Trop's is available on DoorDash New Breeds. Yeah, so not because, you know, they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids.
No, listen, this is creative damage control. That's all it is.
Yeah, this is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way, and so we don't alienate these people. Now, I will say this Drakreen, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him.
But listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive. That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps god damn it andy no his hard driver he's a big dude he's a big fucking i'm still saying more you're making worse all right bro this is wrong it is wrong and and dude look it has nothing to do there's plenty of businesses that in restaurants and things that i visit that probably don't have the exact same political views i have yeah that's fine yes like there's plenty of really dude honestly the best restaurants are owned by gay people let's be real dude they make great food yeah and they're cool as fuck and they're fun to hang around but and but you know what they don't like they don't like little kids ruining their reputation right and parents that you know what's funny dude the people that actually doing this the early enablers yeah they're not even part of the gay community they're just they don't want to virtue signaling the gay community correct yeah right's what it is.
And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community.

That's interesting to think about.

Because it's not even.

It's not even gay people doing it.

No.

Yeah.

I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see some fucking

kids and bro, I'd stop right there.

Get these kids out of here.

Yeah, I agree.

Okay, look, dude.

There has to be some accountability and responsibility.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. There's a fucking gay bar bar in springfield missouri i don't know if it's still around um oh yeah you should go to that one yeah you told me i did used to go in there because i knew the dudes that owned it and they were fucking pretty cool cool dudes yeah and they they had drag they had drag show okay it's called martha's vineyard that was the name of the bar.
Never had a fucking problem, bro.

They went in.

Everybody, straight people went in there.

Gay people went in there.

It was entertaining.

You know, it wasn't like,

it was just like a normal bar, dude.

And yeah, there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit.

But like, dude, if they didn't, you know,

if you didn't want to be fucked with,

they didn't fuck with you.

And it was all cool. And I promise you, those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this shit.
Now, maybe things have changed. But back then, there's no way they would have.
I don't know, man. There has to be some accountability.
That's it. Like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, cool.
Do it. You should.
But make the kids leave. Express yourself.
Whatever you got to do. You know what I'm saying? But dude, that shit looks hard to do.
The question. Fucking heels and shit.
Like that's got to be. Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro.
And it's tucked. You know what I'm saying? That's got to be hard to do.
Yeah, dude. You know what I'm saying? Look, the thing is.
That's some talent. Yeah, well, you would know.
I never tried it. but the thing is talent yeah well you would know i never tried it um but the thing is man is like and it's just the same thing we said the gay people got to police their own community it's not okay it's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes it's going to cause anti-gay sentiment and i don't think that's fair because i think that you know most gay people are normal everyday people just trying to live their lives and uh i would say this this is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people because eventually they're gonna say fuck it it i don't care anymore no you know and not everybody's gay bro in fact most people aren't most people and they don't like the shit jammed on their throat 15 times a year and when when really in everybody else's mind they've said a long time ago like i really don't give a shit if they get married i

don't care if they live whatever life they live i don't care it's all good but then you know we got to live with you know an entire month of super gay shit being really being pressed everywhere and then all on top of that how many more holidays are there it's like 50 something other holidays for that community.

So, dude, we have to rise above

and really understand what the purpose of all this is. And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to fight.
They want us to hate each other. And they're allowing certain behaviors to exist so that it will cause that disruption.
And those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities so it ain't it's just right and wrong yes it yeah and and so uh yeah i mean it is what it is bro it is what dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool they don't winning national championships with women. They don't belong in women's locker rooms.
I don't care if they had top surgery, bottom surgery, or in-between surgery. I don't care.
Stay the fuck out. Leave the women alone.
Go compete with the dudes. And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool.
But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion. That's not okay.
Start your own fucking league, man. Huh? Start your own league.
There won't be enough people to compete. You know, just start your own.
You can't force that shit. You know what I'm saying? Start your own shit.
But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit. When was the law for them to get married?

2014, I believe it was.

It was before that.

When were gays allowed to be married legally in every state?

June 26, 2015.

2015.

All right.

For 10 years now.

They already fucked it up.

They've had all...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

That was my point.

No, it's fucked.

It's only been 10 years.

That was my point.

I already fucked it up.

It went from just give us equal rights to all of this crazy shit. And it is what it is, dude.
It's crazy, man. Men belong with men.
Women belong with women. Doesn't matter if you grow your hair out.
Doesn't matter if you get boobie implants. Doesn't matter if you get boobie implants.
It doesn't matter if you cut off your pee pee.

It doesn't fucking matter, bro.

Whatever you were born, you go in that locker room.

Whatever you were born, you do those things with that person.

If you don't want to do those things with that group of people,

then don't fucking do those things.

I mean, wouldn't you want to be in that locker room?

You know what I'm saying?

You're a dude calling yourself a woman now. Bro, there's a lot of...
Wouldn't you want to be in that locker room you know what i'm saying huh you're a dude and calling yourself a woman now like bro there's a lot of listen you want to listen man locker room no no no because a lot of these listen let me ask you this no no i'm being fucking dead serious right now it's become a fad in high schools all right if you knew at 14 years old where you're at like the height of like going through puberty right hormones are raging yeah you're you're getting boners 50 times a day okay if you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a fucking blouse to school and they're going to let you go in the women's locker room and see all the girls naked. You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that, and that's happening.
You know, that Loudoun County school. It happened in Virginia.
Yeah, where that kid raped that girl, and then he went to another school, and I believe he did it again. That shit happens all the time, dude.
It's just not covered by the press. Okay? So, you know, we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do, no matter what race, gender they claim, or anything else.
It don't matter. Yeah, man.
Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down.
Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude. He still had it.
He still had a dick, and he's showering in the girl's shower, butt naked in front of him. That's insane.
That is insane. Insane.
Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our

final segment of the show, guys. We got thumbs up

or dumb. Was that a picture over there?

That was the picture of him or whatever.

Yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his

fellow dudes.

Well, sorry about it.

Yep.

You know, you're not the victim, bro.

It is what it is.

Go dominate the dudes bro it whatever guys time for the final segment of the show we got thumbs as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in.

We talk about it.

It'll get one of those two options.

I want Andy,

I want you to guess in this room who submitted this article

for a thumbs up.

Why eat insects?

Z-Sean.

Am I right? Yes. Okay.
Yes. Why eat insects? What you guys don't know is that Zeeshan's been advocating for this for a long time with us.
He wants us to expand our cultural horizons. Fake news.
No. What were you saying? Fake news.

You were saying chocolate-covered crickets.

This is fake news.

Oh, man.

Dude, listen.

You put chocolate on anything, it's all right.

I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss.

I'm with you on that.

Yeah, I'm with you on that.

I mean, it depends. It depends.

Remember when they were trying to...

When they were trying to...

Are you pushing that shit?

When they had...

What's that act?

Nicole Kidman on TV being like, Mmm, these are so good. And Donnie Jr.
too. Yeah.
And everybody's like, yeah, no, fuck that. No, fuck off.
Yeah. No.
Just think if people would have went with all that shit, where we'd be eating crickets and shit. Yeah.
No, bro. They still want us to, by the way.
I mean, you can't forget that. They do want us to.
Yeah. Why are you yeah why eat insects why not eat insects um it's cheeky to answer a question with the question but seriously why not for every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects i could think of many reasons why billions of people uh in 80 of the world's nations enjoy them on a regular basis keep reading Well, I...
Because that's all they fucking got. They ain't top of the nation, baby.
I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available.
What other is 80% of the nations in the world? The third world. Yeah, fucking...
80%... The majority of the people...
You know what, DJ? In the bottom of the world. You're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak holy shit man oh shit but yeah so this guy this guy right here his name is Chef Joseph Yoon Chef Cricket yeah he is actually I mean dude he has a pretty legit following, too.
Really? He's blowing up. But he is pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IFAD, or International Fund for Agricultural Development.
He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs. With over

500 days of touring

across six continents, he champions

the immersed potential of insect agriculture,

helping to reshape

its significance for humanity.

Joseph's fervor

extends beyond culinary innovation.

He strives to bridge cultures,

connecting with local and indigenous

groups while honoring and amplifying the... Yeah, this motherfucker bugs okay and he makes them look nice um this is one of his videos he posted three years ago how to eat every insect got five million fucking views that's because it's gross yeah i think this is this is the description i'm assuming is this right is this like the description of the video yes yes take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is.
I mean, it's fucking, it's disgusting. Cricket jiao chang mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly.
Let's check out one of these, one of these videos. Are you tired of the same old boring eggs? Well, have I got a super delicious and fun treat for you.
Go ahead and cook up your perfect six minute eggs and let's add some crickets all to one, some black ants all to another, and super worms on both to create the most delicious sensational fun egg that you could

ever imagine no mumashi so first of all if you want people to eat more insects

try not to like like deep like delete the sounds of your disgusting

mouth and maybe find someone that like looks appealing to try the shit this dude is nasty bro there's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck you don't like the ASMR shit? No.

No?

You.

That's not ASMR, bro.

I mean, but that's like when they do the mukbangs and shit the what mukbangs i know what it's called what's that mukbangs it's like when you like the people that be like eating the fucking food and like that's what they record themselves eating food and they make this noise yeah the microphone watch that fuck yeah people watch that shit there's a big community and they'll amplify the sound it's echoey it's like the crunch is like oh and people like that there's a big following for that wait wait wait people watch people eat for the sound that's a real thing you should search it on youtube and show it on no no that grosses me to fuck out it grosses

me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth it's like y'all wildin today who does that dj y'all wildin today what you you chew your gum like that i don't even chew gum bro How don't you go?

Bro

First of all

Dude, He looks like Dave. No, he doesn't.
There's actually a condition called misophonia. It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly.
Yeah, that's me. I got that.
What's it called? Me too. Misophonia.
Misophonia. I think that's just like you hate people.
You know, get the fuck away from me. All right.
Would you try his cricket jang mayo? First of all, dude, let me tell you something. You know those worms that he's eating there? You know who else likes those worms? My ducks.
Oh, your ducks like them? My ducks like the worms, bro. I fed your ducks to those worms before he's eating there you know who else likes those worms my ducks are your ducks like my ducks like the worms i fed your ducks to those yeah yeah yeah they would like this

oh yeah they would like it are you missing something in your life maybe it's cricket gochujang mayo

with a bun the mug! The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and extra crunch of the crickets and mealworms. Forget about it.
Tony Hawk, look. Bro, that's sick.
That's sick. How much to eat a worm? One little mealworm.
How much? Andy, were you real? Really out here?

Dude,

I'm just like,

I'm like,

I'm,

Every day you lose hope for humanity.

Yeah.

Yeah,

man,

I really do.

Yeah.

You know,

I saw that,

saying that video,

those girls doing that tick tock in front of their crash car.

I don't even think that was their car.

That was an old man's car.

Yeah.

But like just people like,

Thank you. doing that tick tock in front of their crash car i don't even think that was their car that was an old man's car yeah but like just people like it's i don't know yeah so how much this dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this this guy i guarantee if you check out this dude's bank statements you'll figure out that he's getting paid from pro insect world economic forum.

Somehow.

I mean, he's fucking he works where where did it say he works at.

Yeah, he's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United Nations. the united nations ifad the international fund yeah this guy's just a figurehead bro yeah those probably aren't even real bugs no he's eating that shit he looks like he eats bugs yeah no he's eating that shit like if you're gonna sit here and talk about how healthy they are why don't you get someone that doesn't look like shit you know receding hairline fucking and like dude that fake cheerful shit that people do like oh god dude it's it turns my stomach bro like exactly what this guy does oh my god yeah exactly nice to see you yeah yeah yeah it's horrible so how much how much One mealworm, how much? Dude, I would eat a mealworm.
What?

A dried mealworm? Yeah. That's not fucking like alive? We're doing it tonight.
No, I'm not. Why not? If I had to, I would eat them.
Yeah. But I don't have to.
The what? What'd you say? He called us Timon and pumba what's that from the lion king i never seen it the fucking uh yeah oh i never saw i never saw a lion king i'm assuming i'm fucking pumba fucking asshole well anyway yeah

no mayo

no man I'm fucking Pumbaa. Fucking asshole.
Well, anyway.

Yeah.

No mayo?

No, man.

I mean, we're living in the fucking final days.

We are.

Yeah.

We are, bro.

We're living in the...

We're there.

You just take the wheel.

It's going to happen.

Let's go.

It's coming.

Yeah.

Like, people are...

Like, there's too much corruption.

There's too much insane shit. Motherfuckers eating bugs.
Dicks in the pool. There's too much corruption there's too much insane shit motherfuckers eating bugs dicks in the pool there's too much cowardice amongst men it's just uh i mean look i'm gonna go down swinging i'm gonna tell you that i'm gonna do everything i can to turn everybody into some you know non-compliant non-dependdependent, wealthy, intelligent,

physically fit human beings,

but there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now.

Yeah, it is, man.

I wonder if this is just how my dad felt

looking at the world when he was my age.

You guys think that's true?

Nah, there's no way. This is way worse.
Like when y'all started riding Heelys and shit. What? Heelys.
Yeah. What the fuck is a Heely? You know what a Heely is, Andy.
The shoes with the fucking skate in it? No. I never had those.
That was... Bro, I am 20 fucking years older than you.
You're 15. Yeah.
I wasn't riding around on fucking Heelys, bro.

I was trying to see some boobies.

Yeah.

They get you there faster.

No.

No, they don't.

They get you further away.

You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction.

You know what it is?

Yeah.

You had them, though.

Yeah.

No, I wanted some. We were too poor to get them.
I didn't want a pair. Nah, bro, you're over the weight limit.
All right. Yeah, bro.
We had rollerblades. I mean, you went to like Spencer's and shit and Hot Topics and stuff back then, didn't you? Well, I never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there.
What's the difference?

I didn't go in.

You just peeked your head in the fucking ass?

Yeah, bro.

Scary place.

Dude's in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit.

Fuck, I didn't know what to do.

I just looked in there.

I felt like a dork.

I'm like, I'm not cool enough for that.

I just kept walking.

I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though.

Yeah, they had ones with boobies in them.

Didn't they?

That's where everybody knew that.

You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cards.

Right, right, right.

Right up in there with the Heelys on them.

No.

Bro, we didn't have that, man.

No Heelys.

No Heelys?

All right. Heely, I got it now.
Because they're on the heel yeah right you got it you know what i'm talking about no do you guys think i know what the fuck he's talking about i do think you i do think you do i do now because you just told me you mean the ones with the wheels that kind of come up and down on the back here like well how do they come out i never understood how that actually works how do they work i don't i know i think they like like there's a like you like click your heels together or some shit no that's that's the wizard of eyes bro there's a button on there no they're they like come down i'm not lying i'm telling i wanted a pair i just couldn't get them they still make them they do actually all right we'll get you a I don not lying. I wanted a pair.
I just couldn't get them. They still make them?

They do, actually.

All right.

We'll get you a pair.

We'll get you a pair.

I'll bust my ass.

I ain't got the...

I thought you were the superior athlete.

Yeah.

Not in skateboarding.

In what?

Football.

Okay.

Tennis.

All right. Got a mean backspin.
All right. On that note.
Yeah. That's all I got.
Yeah, that's all I got too. I'm going to try not to be totally demoralized by society today.
And remember that these people deserve to be laughed at. They deserve it.
And shamed. That's the only way it's going to stop.

So make fun of your local weirdo.

And have a great weekend.

Don't be a hoe.

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Fuck a pole.

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Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch.

Booted swole.

Got her on bankroll.

Can't fold, doesn't know.

Headshot, case closed.