916. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Fires Commissioner Of The BLS, Sophie Cunningham Blasts Fans For Throwing Dildos On Court & Zuckerberg Says Superintelligence Is Imminent

Yeah, we were sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy Prissela, and this is the show for the realists.

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Guys,

today

we have

Andy

and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're going to do.

That's what CTI stands for.

Cruise the internet.

We're going to speculate on what's going on in the world.

We're going to laugh at these stupid asses.

And then we're going to talk about how we, the people, got to solve these problems going on in the world.

Other times throughout the week, we're going to have real talk.

Real talk's five to twenty minutes of me giving you real talk.

We had QA F yesterday.

That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers.

And then we have 75 Hard Verses.

75 Hard Verses, where someone comes on the show who has completed the 75 Hard Program, talks about how they were before, how they are now, and how they use the 75 Hard Program to not be a turd.

That's pretty much it.

Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

Yeah.

We got new graphics.

We got some.

Yeah.

They're sprinkled in here.

I like that.

Madat did about 80% of the graphics.

Yeah.

You do the other 20?

No, there is no other 20.

They're the same.

Why is that, Madat?

Anyway, what's happening?

Yeah, not much, dude.

I'm sore.

I'm sore.

We're doing some home remodeling right now.

Yeah.

And I'm sore, bro.

Removing popcorn ceiling.

Fun fact.

It's not actual popcorn.

Did you try it?

Dude, that shit sucks, though, Paige.

Yeah.

You're not supposed to eat.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Bro, I'm I'm so sore right now, man.

I had to rent like a sander thing.

Yeah.

Bro, fuck.

Putting in floors is hard work, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Being down there on quads.

Quads and handies.

You're used to that, though.

Excuse me.

You know what I'm saying?

What's that?

Being down there on your knees and stuff.

I did have knee pads.

Yeah, I know.

I got knee pads.

You can't do the job without them.

That's just the way it is.

I mean, that way you can be down there longer.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

It's more efficient.

You know, thinking long-term.

That is not, that is not what I'm built to do, is floors.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, like, I'm doing the, the, the luxury vinyl plank stuff.

Like, it's, it's actually not that difficult.

Yeah, that snap together.

Yeah, just snaps and go, you know.

Yeah.

Um, but like the like tiling and fucking, like, putting out marble floors and shit.

No, I'm all right.

I'm cool.

Leave that to the professionals.

That's right.

That's right.

Yep.

Either, look, I'm a, I'm a firm believer.

You either know how to do something or make enough money to have somebody else do it sometimes you got to do it yourself it's just the way it is but like i could tell you this dude like if i die early it's because i put in like two marble floors in my life so

yeah

you will never hear a man cuss more yeah oh bro trying to do cuts

and and put a marble floor together dude you know the crazy thing is like i was so inefficient for a minute putting in the floors because like my saw and shit is downstairs in the basement like to the garage

i'm going up and down because i'm like fuck i don't feel like carrying all that shit upstairs bro but after like the third trip i was like fuck this

and now it's all upstairs you know it is what it is you live and you learn man but life is about learning new skills you know that's what it's about and um you know i it's funny because i found this on the internet and i'm like dude i think i think me and you we both could use a new skill set right now um and uh self-defense right it's a it's a big

why are you looking like that self-defense you look worried I mean, aren't you supposed to know that?

No, I'm saying, but like we both can like learn some new self-defense skills.

Yeah.

Okay.

And there's, there's a person on the internet.

Um, there's a person

that uh that's putting out some really awesome content on self-defense and some new techniques.

And so I thought we have a little learning session, real quick.

All right.

Somebody did lie on the resume.

That's a fact.

I'm just saying, we're going to watch this, okay?

We're going to learn some stuff real quick.

And

we'll see if we all can get better off of this.

This is

Kusa Rigamama.

All right.

See, I got to self-defend myself for words.

Yeah.

Words about to beat my ass.

Check this out.

You're stepping off.

You go over the top with a 45 and singe it in.

Now, once I've singed into the hand, he comes in with a ski.

I'm meeting that and I'm pushing up into the neck.

Now I'm going to turn 180 this way, cutting.

You know how I know this person has never been in a fight before?

Things don't always go as planned homie grab me here and then i'm gonna twist like this and then i'm gonna stick it right in your butt

like what the fuck dude this is uh

that's a dude right

bro the internet is so fucking weird so so this is i don't know how to pronounce the name christa i'm assuming this used to be christian um because yeah i mean like he definitely cut this horde off right

i don't know is that a

It's hard to tell, man.

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

Do you watch Duke Gomez's content?

That motherfucker finds these transgender people.

I don't know how he finds them.

They look like fucking girls.

Some of them.

Yeah.

Some of them make you feel gay.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you're looking, you're like, oh, man.

And you're like, wait, what?

See,

I feel like there should be a warning label.

Like, I feel like you have, like, that's some stuff you got to disclose.

You know what I'm saying?

For the, for everybody's best sake.

I mean, if you're above like a fucking legit seven tranny, you should have to disclose.

Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying.

There should be some fucking warning label.

Yeah, and then they get mad about people beating their asses after they find out they got a fucking cocking ball.

Yeah, you got you're asking for it, bro.

If they used to be there,

I need to know.

And then let me make, let me make

an adult decision, right?

Bro,

what if you were out?

See, this is the great thing about me being like out of the game.

Yeah.

Like,

what if you're out somewhere, bro, and you're kind of fucked up?

Having a good time.

Yeah, bro.

And then like you're making out with this chick and then you find out it's a fucking dude.

Oh, bro.

Now you got to kill yourself.

Bro.

Like, right there on the spot.

Let me choose.

You know what I'm saying?

That's all my thing is.

Just let me make that decision.

I'm just saying.

On whether to proceed or not.

Duke finds the, I think Duke, Duke might be into this shit.

I mean, Duke, I love you, bro, but I don't know where you find these ones.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, but yeah, so Chris, Krista Jacobson, she was somebody's son, for sure, head mistress of uh budu

ruyakai,

traditional Japanese martial arts, ninjutsu, ninjutsu, boot jitsu, and kobu jutsu.

I don't even know what the fuck that is about.

You know what that's about.

Bujitsu.

Watch out for that.

I'm gonna turn this way.

So you a 180.

Yeah, that's right.

All right.

Well, thanks.

Thanks, Krista, for the lesson.

Watch out for that Bujitsu.

You got to be careful.

That shit will get you.

I thought that's why you were sore.

You went to your first Bujitsu class.

I bet it is a workout.

I wouldn't know.

Keith, is it a workout?

Keith doesn't do Bujitsu.

Quit trying to deflect over there.

That was lesson one of her self-defense.

Yeah.

Deflect.

That's right.

Well, learning.

Is that really a man, though?

That voice was manly.

The voice definitely was, for sure.

For sure.

But whether or not she still has the sword or had it, not sure.

Yeah.

But learning something new every day, man.

It is.

It is.

It's a weird place.

You know what's even weirder, though?

Twitter.

I'm telling you, bro.

I sent you some stuff on Twitter.

You didn't even think that was real.

Which part?

You remember that meme I sent you?

The racist one?

Yeah.

You're like, is this on Twitter?

That was like really racist.

Like, I was like, not a joke.

I feel like I got to pull it up now.

Hold on.

What did I say?

Oh, yeah.

Sunburn is a pale girl issue.

And then somebody replied, that's why we had you pick cotton boys.

Twitter is a very interesting place.

Well, at least everybody's getting it out.

Yeah.

I mean, hey, one way or the other.

One way or the other, man.

But guys, it's cti let's do some cruising uh remember if you like what are you trying to hurry up for huh you got bujitsu later i i gotta lay some more uh more planks down that's right i gave back bujitsu yeah uh you're gonna wear your favorite bujitsu outfit we need to we need to let the people know something though we do have something for them we have something very special coming that we're still working on for real af plus oh yeah it's coming yep i've listened well there's a lot of things coming there's a lot yeah this one's gonna be big and you guys are going to really, really like it.

And it's coming soon.

That's all you're going to know.

Yeah.

So just stay tuned.

All right.

Yeah, let's get into some move on.

Yeah, that's enough of that.

That's enough of that.

How you doing, man?

How am I?

Yeah, how are you?

Funny, you should ask.

I'm good.

Yeah, no one asked me how I'm doing.

That's what I'm saying, man.

No one gives a fuck.

Bro, I check in with you at least.

Yeah, at least, like, that's what it's like being a man.

And that's also what it's like being a successful man where you solve everybody else's shit.

You're the chef, no one gives a fuck, yeah, bro.

You're the chef, I don't care.

That's fine, yeah.

I got a good life on you, though, yeah, yeah, I got a good life, bro.

Yeah,

yeah, you all right, you good, yeah, okay.

Hug it out, real quick, yeah.

What are you gonna do a little screen?

What do we gotta do?

Yeah,

I was thinking about going to write some sad shit on my Instagram.

That's right, that's right.

You know,

about how unfair the world is.

Like, fuck, did you see my story today?

My Instagram story.

Bro,

dude, there is so many motherfucking pussies on the internet.

Like, I cannot fucking stand it.

I cannot stand it.

There are grown men who every single day I open my Instagram, I see these passive-aggressive, you know, like

fucking writings and like,

listen, dude, the worst thing that's happened to entrepreneurship in the last fucking thousand years is social media and people thinking that everybody should be an entrepreneur and everybody's entitled to win and people can't figure out why they're not winning.

when every single day they're posting about shit that has nothing to do with them, nothing to do with their business.

They're so worried worried about what everybody else is doing they and they say things like well it's not fucking fair no shit and that we all understand that going into it like at what point in time was there a announcement made that all of a sudden everything is fucking fair like i don't remember i must have missed school that day

you know it's not fucking fair and you're not guaranteed to win and

Just because you're special to your mom doesn't make you special to the world.

And every time you post stupid ass shit on your Instagram that whines and complains and bitches and moans and sounds like a fucking pussy,

do you think that's making people want to do business with you?

Do you think that's helping you?

Do you think that that energy that you're expending could possibly be spent in better ways?

Like, I don't know, on your fucking business?

Like, dude, grown men have become so fucking soft,

just in general.

Like, there's nothing about life.

There's nothing about business.

There's nothing about entrepreneurship.

There's nothing about anything that is easy.

Nothing.

And everybody wants to have the reward and have the life and live the big life without paying the fucking big check.

You know what I'm saying?

And it's like, dude, it's gotten so...

Just disgusting to me the amount of entitlement.

And then these same people will look at other people and be like, oh, look how entitled they are, dude.

Look at the mirror,

you know.

Like, I get this one guy I follow, bro.

Every single fucking day, he's got something to say about somebody, and I like the guy, he's a nice guy.

But then, on the same hand, he complains about how his business doesn't make any money and he's not making any money, and it's hard.

And I'm in a different business than everybody, you know, how many motherfuckers do what you do?

A lot.

That's probably why you're not doing very well in it, to be completely fucking honest.

But it sure doesn't help when all these people subscribe to this idea that just because you opened a business means that you're going to be successful.

Okay.

One out of every 10 motherfuckers is an entrepreneur.

Okay.

That means 100 out of a thousand.

One out of every 1,000 entrepreneurs.

will make a million dollars a year in their life, at least once.

Okay?

Do the fucking math.

Do you actually think that you're going to show up, build something real, become successful, make money, live the life that you're trying to live

by you wasting any time at all on fucking anything?

Like the understanding of the fucking game.

Because of all the lies told on social media has become so warped in everybody's mind.

Winning is hard.

Making a lot of money is hard.

Balance is not a part of that, at least for a long part of your life in the beginning, for sure.

All right.

You don't have the skill set

to

post about other things and talk about other things and worry about other things and cry about other things and still win.

You don't have it.

And, like, dude, there's this mentality out here on the internet, dude.

It's just become, it's, it's just, it's, it's exhausting.

It's fucking exhausting.

It's like, God fuck, don't, then quit.

Fucking quit.

Don't tell nobody this shit.

Yes, just quit.

You're not built for it, bro.

Winning and making a lot of money and doing shit for most people is a fucking war.

It's every day.

It's all day.

It's a fight every day, all day for fucking years, decades.

Holy shit, dude, don't sign up if you're not fucking down for it.

You know what I mean?

Just because you got these exceptions to the rule where, you know, someone doesn't OnlyFans and makes a gazillion dollars or someone is a gamer and makes a gazillion dollar.

Those are exceptions.

That's not you.

Like, I don't know, dude.

I get,

I just get tired of seeing it.

I think that the, I think men in this country, especially, have become totally fucking delusional.

about what it actually takes to become what they actually want to be.

So I'm over it, dude.

Like,

if you really need someone to pat your ass and tell you how good you are and encourage you every day, you don't fucking have it, dude.

You don't get it.

You don't, you'll never get it.

You'll never get it, dude.

And I'm just tired of hearing it.

Yeah.

I go through this about once, I don't know, every two weeks.

It just so happens today.

You know, like, fuck, man.

Yeah.

The same motherfuckers would be like, oh, I can't figure out why my shit's not working.

Well, here, let me line it out for you.

You suck at what you do.

You spend half your time worried about other people, which keeps you from ever ever getting any better and everybody else worries about themselves and they get better and then they beat the out of you it's a competition now you're the only person that you're competing with is the version of yourself of yesterday yeah that motherfucker lost suit

like dude all this

stupid ass that's repeated by all these people who haven't built a motherfucking thing ever It's just exhausting.

Like, I don't belong on Instagram anymore.

I don't.

Yeah.

Like, I belong on the fucking yacht and let all the other people figure it the fuck out.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, dude, you can't win without being good.

You can't get good without putting in the time.

You can't put in the time if you waste your energy on other shit.

It's very simple.

And everybody thinks they can go around and fuck off and be whatever they want and say whatever they want and have everything.

the way that everybody else who chooses a normal quote-unquote life has it and still get the like, bro, you're not getting it.

Like, I don't know, dude.

It's you know what it is?

It's all these motherfucking internet coaches, all these internet coaches telling all these people who are clueless that they can become a fucking gazillionaire by you know, following their seven days, bro.

Listen, some people ain't built for it.

Most people, by definition, most people are not built for it.

I just gave you the numbers,

I just gave you the numbers.

That's 0.1% of entrepreneurs, entrepreneurs, which is 10% of the population.

So you're going to tell me the amount of work that you're doing and the amount of fucking studying that you're doing and the amount of effort that you're putting in is good enough to win that position of 0.1% of the top?

You're full of shit.

And you can't tell me otherwise.

I fucking see it.

You know what I mean?

It does not equate, bro.

No, it's just

math don't math, man.

Math don't math.

No, and it's sad because these people who believe this shit end up ruining their lives over it because they were never built for it to start with.

They're never going to be built for it.

It's not their fucking lane.

And they're going to spend their whole lives smashing their dick with a fucking hammer and still not ever make it because they don't understand what it actually requires.

They think they can do this and still take four weeks off a year to travel the fucking world.

No, you can't.

Not when you're starting.

You know what I'm saying?

Anyway, I could go on and on.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just fucking over it.

Like, y'all fucking, fucking quit.

Quit.

Or shut the fuck up and do the work.

Those are your two options.

Well, you're not being very encouraging.

Well, dude, if you need help being encouraged, you don't have what it takes anyway.

Because that's not the fundamental reality of winning.

The fundamental reality of winning is, what the fuck are you doing?

You mean you're going to actually try to do that?

Oh, do you still have that little vitamin shop?

What do you think is going to happen with that?

That's never going to happen.

That's what you're dealing with.

And if you can't fucking deal with that and turn that into productive action that causes you to win, bro, you don't have it.

So fuck off if you don't feel encouraged.

I don't give a shit.

Go be poor.

That's so real, man.

That's so real.

Hey, little heat to get going, man.

I'm down with it, though, man.

Bro, I'm just tired of it.

Y'all a bunch of fucking pussies, man.

Real talk.

Own your shit.

Point your fucking finger at yourself and say, hey, what the fuck?

You've You've put me in this position where now I can't fucking do what I want to do.

You know what I mean?

It ain't my fault.

It ain't your fault.

It ain't your fault, DJ.

It's not the fucking society's fault or the economy's fault.

It's the person's fault for thinking that you can win without paying the big fucking ticket.

You got to pay to fucking get the, to get it out.

Oh, dude.

It's like so basic.

It's so

this is shit that I learned when I was fucking seven.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, dad, I fucking struck out every single at-bat this season.

Well, how many times did you practice?

Well, none.

Well, that's why.

That's why you suck.

You know what happened the next year?

I let a league of home runs.

You know why?

Because my dad told me to practice.

I went out and fucking practiced.

I love the league of home runs.

That's been the story of my fucking life.

I'm as average as fucking anybody could be.

I understand one thing.

Very well is that if you are of average skill and you are mediocre skill like I am, you have to give everything to fucking win.

That's it.

If you really want to win.

Well, and it's not fucking fair.

There's a lot of people who winning a lot bigger than me and have done a lot less work.

That's what I got to do to win.

And that's what most of you got to do to win too.

So fucking deal with it or go eat a corn dog or some shit.

I don't give a fuck.

I love it.

I love it, man.

Let's get into our cruise, dog.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's do it, guys.

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You guys can find all of those things linked there for you.

That being said,

headline number one.

Yeah.

Yeah, there we go.

A little new little, you know,

thanks, Madat.

That's not terrible.

No, it's not terrible.

Yeah, I like it.

Headline number one, let's get into it.

Are you on the phone?

I don't know, Madat.

What is that?

Huh?

What?

How did you deduce that from that image?

How was that concluded?

Who else would you be calling i

i'm pretty sure that's a walkie talkie

what is that madot the white house got a dominoes in there yeah dominoes all right dominoes is all right dominoes all right bro they got the new stuffed crust

so you already talked to him

fuck he's talking to him already bro let me tell you something

stuff crust um but yeah let's get into headline number one i bet those guys that built dominoes pizza man i bet they fucking got lucky.

Oh, yeah.

I bet he never fucking worked.

No, it was just post on Instagram.

That's all it was.

Yeah, and I bet he did.

I bet he posted like three times and it just fucking worked.

That was it.

And then Domino's exist.

That's it.

Fucking Domino's.

Yeah.

Let's get into this first headline, man.

Got to do some updates.

Interesting stuff happening.

You're fired.

Trump was right.

BLS Commissioner inflated job numbers to benefit Biden and Harris.

So this came over the weekend.

President Trump dismissed dismissed Erica McTarfer,

the now former commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, after rightfully accusing her of deliberately inflating employment numbers ahead of the election to boost Kamala Harris's campaign.

He pointed to a falsely reported all-time high in job figures that was later revised down by nearly 1 million jobs, an error he described as the most severe in over 50 years.

Supporting McTarfer's firing, National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett cited a partisan pattern in BLS reporting and emphasized that the need for a fresh set of eyes at the agency.

So, apart from lying about the total numbers of jobs created, roughly a quarter of Biden's job growth in some periods was government jobs funded by taxpayers.

Most job growth was part of part-time employment, while full-time jobs remained flat.

Workforce participation declined, which artificially improved the unemployment rate.

And because of Biden's catastrophic inflation, real wage growth was negative throughout his presidency.

Now, the craziest part about all of that

is that all the net job gain since the start of 2020, that was all going to foreign-born workers.

while native-born Americans experienced a net job loss.

When comparing total employment to pre-pandemic pre-pandemic levels, the increase was 3.7 million jobs, still short of the 6.7 million jobs created under President Trump before the pandemic, meaning Biden fell about 3 million jobs behind that benchmark.

So a lot of crazy things.

I know he had the job stuff came out, the numbers, and he was not really happy about them at all.

And then, you know, obviously over time, more and more comes out.

I'm like, yeah, we knew that.

Nothing crazy about that.

Now, what is it?

Why are they allowed to put out these big numbers and then always have to retract them later?

I mean, dude, we covered this with Biden.

Now Trump's doing the same fucking thing.

Yeah.

What the fuck is that?

What do you think?

Do you think Trump's numbers are higher than they actually are or lower than they actually are?

According to the information that came out last week, they are much lower than they are.

They're pretty low.

Yeah.

They're pretty low.

Much lower.

Well, that's the thing.

Like, nobody, I mean.

Because there's really not a lot of places hiring right now at all.

You know what I'm saying?

With all the shit going on with the tariffs and fucking, there's not really a lot of places hiring.

You got AI in the fucking conversation now,

there's just not a lot of jobs openings.

Um, but I mean, this, this is, this is interesting, though.

So, she got fired, you know, that's cool, but we got to go to Texas for today's big story because Texas is having some heat down there.

Um, Texas Democrat lawmakers flee the state on private jet, an abhorrent stunt to seize power.

Um, so this is this is an interesting.

They already did this.

They did this a couple years ago.

They do it all the time.

When they can't vote, they fucking leave.

And they try to

hold up the fucking

democratic will of the people.

Those people should be arrested.

Well, they should be.

And it's interesting you say that because it's actually what's happening right now.

Good.

Like, right now.

So right now, you got about over 50 Democratic state lawmakers.

They fled the state over the weekend to avoid voting on a controversial Donald Trump-backed piece of legislation that could help Republicans get more power in Congress.

So

you have 50 of them.

They hopped on an Embraer ERJ 170,

which cost roughly $17,000 an hour to operate, which means the flight to Chicago, which is where they went,

it cost nearly $100,000.

Now, the questions, I mean, there's obviously some questions to ask, like, did the taxpayers pay for them to leave to avoid doing that?

Yeah, who else paid for it?

None of these people could pay for it.

They're not buying it, right?

And so it's interesting.

Now, we got the governor of Texas.

He went on Fox News, had a little conversation, and had this to say.

Let's check this out.

Greg Abbott joins us now.

Thank you so much.

Can you tell us from your perspective, what is the issue?

Why did they leave?

So

they're leaving, and they've left because they're very un-Texan.

Texans don't run from a fight.

And there's a fight going on in the legislature right now about redistricting as well as other things.

But I'll make two quick points, Dana, about this.

For one,

to run to states like New York and Illinois to protest redistricting is kind of like running to Wisconsin to protest cheese.

It's just kind of outrageous.

Those are New York and Illinois, two hallmark states.

They've already done redistricting to eliminate Republicans.

But the second thing is far more serious, and that is what these Democrats have done, just a small fraction of them were needed to break a quorum.

And that small fraction is holding hostage legislation in the state of Texas where we will be able to provide assistance and reform for all of the victims of that horrific flooding that we've had in the state of Texas.

Our fellow Texans are being let down and not getting the flood relief they need because these Democrats have absconded from the responsibility.

And I believe they have forfeited their seats in the state legislature because they are not doing the job they were elected to do.

Yeah, and so with that, he posted this out yesterday.

This was a letter from Governor Greg Abbott's office

that says he's basically, I mean, what they're doing is truancy, right?

It's a dereliction of duty.

And he demanded that Democrat House members must return to Texas and be in attendance when the House reconvenes at 3 p.m.

Central Time on Monday, today when the show is recorded.

And any member that fails to do so,

he will remove them from membership in the Texas House and also have,

I think it's like a

second-degree misdemeanor, I believe, in the state of Texas.

And they're going to be charged by the sergeant-at-arms in

the House there.

And they just voted on it.

They passed it.

And

I believe arrest warrants are now actually issued for them.

So that's good to see.

But obviously the

redistricting, that's a big, big qualm.

We got a girl, Jasmine Crockett, in on the conversation.

She's in panic mode because it's her seat is going to be basically null and void, and she's going to be out.

So she had this to say: Republicans in Texas just rolled out their proposed congressional map that cut five Democratic seats out of thin air.

Let's be clear: these maps are not about representation.

It's a power grab to silence voters and suppress votes.

They know their policies are unpopular, and they are afraid of losing.

So,

what do they try to do?

Cheat.

If your big idea is cheat harder, maybe it's time to rethink your politics.

All right, lady.

Well, what the fuck are your politics?

All you motherfuckers have done for the last fucking 10 years is cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat to the point where you've totally ignored what the American people want

or need.

You don't care.

I think it's hilarious that someone like Jasmine Crockett will sit there and say, oh, all they do is cheat.

Like, we didn't just watch what happened for the last 10 years, dude.

What's going on in the news right now?

Oh, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, like, treasonously undermined

the whole government of the United States.

That's cheating.

How about this?

How about

the last time these Democratic lawmakers flew away?

I believe it was Texas again that time.

I think it was two, three years ago.

That's cheating.

How about all the illegal immigrants that you guys are so proud of bringing

to the country and trying to give asylum to?

That's cheating.

That's taking power out of the American citizens' hands.

You know, these people who accuse

the other side of that,

it's comical, but it's also like people believe it.

Like, their people believe that.

And it's just, dude, it's

listen, man.

People are fucking stupid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

well, like I said, arrest will be uh, arrest warrants, I guess, are being issued.

Um, and with that being said, I had to bring this up because it came like right when we started recording this.

We do have a little breaking news, though.

Um, you know, do your little thing, no,

we do have some breaking news, though.

Um, and this comes literally again, right when we were about to sit down and start recording.

Um,

the DOJ,

pull this up here for you.

The DOJ has announced a grand jury in the Russian collusion hoax.

This is massive.

Bondi has directed a federal prosecutor to bring the evidence given to them by Tulsa Gabbard to a grand jury for potential indictments.

Some sources are mentioning James Clapper.

John Brennan could be the first to be charged.

All right, now, for all everybody out there, and I know I've been guilty of this at times too, nothing's going to happen.

All right, I will say this is the most that has happened in anything regarding anybody of, you know, the deep state affiliation actually being held accountable.

This is the furthest it's ever gotten that I've seen.

It's a pretty big deal, in my opinion.

What's your take on it?

I think our country lacks real leadership.

I think all the leadership in this country

is

geared around protecting their own reputation, protecting their own interests.

They're not working in the interests of the people.

You know,

Abbott saying, This is not very Texan.

Bro, save us the platitudes.

No one gives a fuck about how Texan it is.

You know what we want?

We want people to get fucking arrested.

We want people to have accountability.

We want people to pay for the crimes that they have, you know,

done over the last decade in this country that has destabilized the entire

system.

If we ever want to have a country again, ever,

these people, they better start fucking arresting people.

This is straight up treason.

The Democrats as a whole do not give a single fuck about anything that has to do with actual people.

And by the way, most of the Republicans don't either.

And until there's legit arrests and accountability, I don't trust any of these people.

I don't believe any of these people.

I'm tired of hearing it.

I'm tired of the division.

I'm tired of the hate.

I'm tired of the lies.

I'm tired of the lack of transparency.

I'm tired.

We as American people should not have to

deconstruct the narrative to figure out what the fuck is actually going on when we are paying these people.

50 to 60 percent of our money all in.

Okay.

And then we're not even told what's happening.

We're not even allowed to see what's actually going on.

We have to sit here and do shows like this where we have to read between the lines and underneath and upside down and do this dance to figure out the fucking truth.

And you guys are okay with that?

You think that's freedom?

You think that's acceptable?

That's not acceptable.

And I don't care who the fucking leader is.

I don't care if it's Abbott or Trump or fucking anybody else.

We do not have leadership with backbone in this country to do what is required to be done to restore fucking hope in this country and

belief in the system.

I do not believe in this country and its system anymore.

As it currently is.

And most people don't.

And until there's either someone who steps up and says, we're fucking arresting these people and we're fucking executing these people and we're going to fucking reset this standard, like has happened.

lots of times over the course of human history, okay, with lots of different leaders, Until we have someone who is willing to do that, this country is not just a failing country, it is an irreparable country.

And we have a big problem because they're trying to throw us breadcrumbs and be like, oh, we're going to have a grand jury.

These people don't deserve a grand jury.

They fucking are treasonist fucks who have been robbing us and stealing from us and oppressing us and making it hard to even live.

Think of all the people you know in your lifetime over the course of when you were a little kid to now that struggle to even make it.

That's all of them.

It's everyone.

How can we live in the greatest country in the world when almost every single person you or I know struggles financially?

That's fucking not the greatest country in the world.

And it wouldn't be that way if we had some real leadership that actually would arrest people who committed crimes and created these fucking problems in our, in our country.

And, dude,

we're led by a bunch of pussies.

That's it.

They won't, I don't care what the fuck you say.

I don't care what you got to say about me.

I can tell you this.

If I was in the position, I would do what was required to restore the fucking republic for the people of this country.

And right now, we don't have people doing that.

Period.

If that were the case, there would have already been arrests.

Yeah.

Period.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

I think the problem is, man, I think they, you know, the counter, I guess, argument to this is like, it's always like they're trying to salvage what literally works the system is there.

It's not going to work.

The system is too compromised.

Yeah.

There is no salvaging a system that's been already destabilized and deconstructed the way that it has.

They let fucking George Soros put all these people

in the court systems that do not prosecute crime.

During COVID, they released people out of the prisons.

Okay, they let 20 plus million people from other countries come into our,

this country, it's, it's,

it's, uh,

I don't know what you want to call it.

The system of this country, the government system of this country is completely fucked and there's no fixing it.

There's no fucking fixing it, bro.

How the fuck can you go down to your local courthouse and have to pay $7,000 to get a set of plans approved?

How the fuck is that okay?

You can't build a fucking outhouse without 17 people sticking their fucking hands in it.

Like, bro, we don't live in a free country.

It's actually probably one of the most oppressive systems that's ever existed for the mere fact that they lie so hard about how it isn't.

At least in other places, motherfuckers know where they stand.

They're pretty honest.

Yeah, you got people here who will look you right in the eye and they will say, we live in the freest country that's ever existed.

The fuck you talking about?

But don't say this, though.

You can't say that on the list.

Yeah, you can't, dude.

You can't say that.

It won't let you say this.

Don't say that.

It'll put you on a list.

Oh, by the way, give us at least half your money.

Right?

Yeah.

You want to be unaccosted at an airport?

You got to pay this.

You know, and you pay this.

That's right.

Dude, it's bullshit.

Yeah.

It's bullshit.

And like, dude, I believe that this country could be restored, but the only way it could be restored would be with arrests and executions.

That's truth.

Because people got to know they can't fucking do what they're doing.

And dude, you know what?

As much as it hurts to say this, I don't think Donald Trump wants to fucking do it.

I think he likes the idea of it, but I do, I think, I agree with you, dude.

I think he is trying to maintain.

I think he is trying to maintain

the integrity of the systems

so that they will not completely crumble.

When in reality, that's not how it's going to work.

How it's going to work is you fucking say, pause,

you cut the cancer out, and then you fucking unpause it and let it run.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It'll never happen here, bro.

People don't have the stomach for it.

And by the time they do have the stomach for it, it'll be too late.

They'll be begging for someone.

Why didn't someone do anything?

Why didn't anybody do anything?

Well, because you were a fucking soft little bitch and you said hey don't don't be mean to those people that don't belong here they have rights yeah yeah you better give you better give hillary clinton someone who's completely undermined our country due process like she deserves due process get the out of here these people think they can do and have done whatever the fuck they want their entire lives their due process has been what they've done for the last 30 40 years they've had plenty of due process yes

yeah now it's just time to process bro listen

these people are a bunch of clowns, bro.

Real talk.

Yeah.

A bunch of fucking clowns.

We need some young, real,

honest leaders that will do what needs to be done.

Because, dude, you got to remember, these people have decades and decades and decades of blackmail and backdoor deals and secret handshakes.

And, you know, I don't want to, like Trump's saying, I don't want to release the Empstein list because it might hurt people.

Like who?

People who are fucking guilty?

Right.

Which, by the way, I got got more to say on that.

Do you have that in the show?

Yeah, because, you know, I finally figured out what he's saying when he says that.

When he keeps saying, you hear what he keeps saying?

I want it to come out, but I don't want to hurt people.

I don't want to hurt innocent people.

You know who he's talking about?

He ain't talking about Melania.

He's talking about fucking Israel.

He doesn't want Israel's fingerprints to be fucking

seen all over this blackmail operation because everybody fucking hates him right now anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because then the it's the Jew thing will go fucking crazy.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Because he knows what the fucking truth is.

He knows that Israel's government corroborated with our government to create this fucking blackmail system based upon not

people got it wrong.

It's not about child trafficking, dude.

It's not about child trafficking.

It's about who they fuck and what they do and the weird shit that they do and what they have on tape to blackmail people for power.

That's what the fuck it is.

And like

it's

these people are never going to turn on themselves bro no

the people are going to have to fucking take it into their own hands unless something massive changes very soon yeah i don't think there's a political solution like that

i i thought our last and i've said this our last chance of a political solution was for trump to come in and drop the fucking hammer And it appears that that's not going to happen.

Now, you know, there's something else interesting too about that?

Is that like, I'm also seeing this, like, this, this massive rise in the narrative of like pushing Vance for his first term.

It's like, bro, we're not even a year into this fucking term yet.

And they're already talking about three years from now.

Well, you want Vance to win?

Arrest everybody, put them on fucking

harsh accountability standards, clean the whole shit up, and then let Vance stand up and say, This is my initiative.

He'll get fucking elected for life.

Yeah, for sure.

There's this weird thing that they don't understand.

These people up there in Washington,

they don't understand.

You're not going to win the people over who already don't like you in politics.

Those people fucking hate you already.

You're not winning over all these crazy, far purple, blue, pink, fucking hair

weirdos.

It's not going to be that.

Budu Jitsu.

Listen, these people are not intelligent.

They're not able to think.

They're not able to make a decision.

They've already sunken their identity into this one side of things.

These are hardcore communist beliefs, even if they don't identify themselves as communist.

You will never convince one of these people ever, fucking ever, to vote middle or right.

It'll never happen.

It's their identity.

And they're not smart enough, like a lot of people, but there's a lot of people on the right, too, that are not smart enough to be like,

wait,

this isn't right.

Yes, I would typically vote for this, but

I don't agree with this.

And there's not enough people to have enough understanding intelligence-wise or enough courage to stand up and have thoughts of their own in this country.

And that's a very dangerous place to be.

But

regardless,

Trump is not getting, he's never going to get the media to like him.

He's never going to get those fucking people to like him.

Those are the people who would be against the things I'm saying.

Everybody else would be like, fuck.

thank you.

Finally.

Finally, we get some accountability.

We're tired of these elite fucks ruining our lives.

Trump will go down in history as a fucking hero, dude, for a thousand motherfucking years, which is what I can't understand because apparently that's what he's about.

That's his game.

So like, dude, if you really want to be remembered for a thousand fucking years for fixing this country, do what needs to be done.

And you know what needs to be done.

If they don't do it, bro, we're fucked.

We're fucked to the end of time.

Yeah.

So, man, guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, you want to take a stroll?

Sure.

Shall we?

We got some interesting ones today.

Perplexing comments.

Let's check these out.

The first one: hello, 123560.

Yikes.

Two gay black guests on the same show.

This is turning into the view.

Jokes aside, I love the show.

I like it.

Yeah, bad.

Talking about you in a mirror.

No, he's not.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Thanks.

Yikes.

Thanks.

I caught a yikes in the wild yesterday.

Oh, really?

I took a screenshot of it.

Like a real one?

Yeah, like someone on one of a video said yikes.

And then they said some stupid ass shit.

Bro, anybody who says yikes says some dumb shit right after immediately follow.

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

Let's go to Carlos Martinez,

022.

Hey, guys, can we stop putting all the fucking numbers in the names?

That'd be great.

022899.

He says, I'm convinced Andy and DJ are time travelers and took a week off to go back to their timeline to check in and came back to give us a heads up from new developments.

If that's the case, Andy, please tell me if Sidney Sweeney has good genes still.

And DJ, when first warm, energy dropping the watermelon flavor.

The funny thing is, we could answer both of those.

Sidney Sweeney definitely's got good genes

and first form

might

be coming out with a watermelon.

Oh man, look at that.

Yeah, that's groundbreaking information there.

It is.

Yeah.

And Sidney Sweeney's pants are nice too.

Their jeans.

Yeah.

I can't believe, I can't believe

how fucking nuclear these disgusting pigs

are going.

I know it doesn't.

It's awesome.

Well, you know why it doesn't matter?

Because you don't care.

No, American Eagle sales, they went up like 20%.

Exactly that, bro.

Dude, the fucking, we were, I was,

God, dude, I watched some of these conservative influencers and it's like, they're so dumb.

That they can't even understand.

They're building their own cage around speech.

You know, oh, we're not supposed to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway.

It's like, just say it.

Yeah.

Just say it and ignore them and stop saying they won't let us say these things because they

is not true.

It's you.

Yeah, they didn't take your phone and fucking tell you don't type.

You're a pussy.

Okay.

Like

that's that's what it comes down to.

Right, right.

You lack courage.

You lack balls.

You want to act like someone's telling you not to say whatever.

When in reality, you're just scared to say it because you think someone might come and say, I don't fucking agree with you.

Yikes.

Yeah, right.

Fucking pussy.

Yeah, it's whatever.

Anyway, the fucking, the fucking left wouldn't let us say this.

You really gonna let the left tell you what you can and can't say?

Have you fucking seen these people?

Right.

We're gonna smack you in the face with their fucking trash can lid and their pool noodle.

Yeah, or their other noodle.

Their fucking Antifa swag?

Get the fuck out of here.

They won't let us say this.

I can't think of anything more pussy to say.

They won't let us say blank.

Yeah.

Anybody who says that, like, I automatically look at them and I'm like, God,

I wonder what it's like to be such a fucking squat waffle.

I wonder what it's like to be that big of a coward.

I really do.

It would be weird.

You probably walk around with a lot of anxiety.

Oh, I can't fucking say that or I say this.

Probably say whatever the fuck I want.

Fuck you.

That's right.

Yeah, why doesn't everybody act like that?

It's freeing.

It is freeing.

Yeah.

And other people like it.

They do.

It's refreshing.

Like all you little pussy dudes out there that want to get some ass, stop fucking trying to say everything you think the girls want you to say.

Start saying what the fuck you think.

I'm being serious.

No, that's real shit.

That's real.

Like our next guy.

I don't like you just because I want to see your boobies.

I'm your friend.

And then you can't understand why you could never fuck.

That's right.

You know what I'm saying?

That's right.

Just be gay.

You see them anyway.

Yeah.

Apparently.

That's right.

That must work.

Just go all in.

Yeah, just be gay.

At least Amir's got a strategy.

That's right.

Yeah.

That's right, man.

Don't be afraid to say what it is.

Like our next commenter here.

Oh, okay.

Yost Kanavovich.

Yost.

Yost Kanafovich.

You know this guy?

He says.

He's undefeated in the USC.

Right.

He says, bought a screaming freedom from Gate Gas Station in Jacks, Florida.

Followed Andy's advice and yelled B-A-T upon opening Canon's store.

They got an experience, and I got banned from the store.

Hey, man, we didn't say it wouldn't be consequences.

It happens.

It happens.

Yep.

That's great.

We got one more for you.

Nicholas Apollonia.

5577.

Not sure what the emojis are.

Let's see.

The dude.

Dear Spade.

The gay dude is absolutely brilliant.

They're usually annoying as hell, but this guy is amazing.

Sorry for calling him the gay dude.

I just forgot his name.

Andy is gay.

DJ or me?

The guy's got me in the comments.

Yep.

Closets out.

They won't let me be gay, even though I want to.

Who is gay?

I just want to be gay.

That's right.

That's right.

No, that's cool.

That's all right.

Amir is cool.

That's my guy.

Yeah.

Amir is the best, bro.

Yeah.

He's like my token gay friend.

Really?

That's kind of how you are, but black.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah.

That's right.

Same, same.

Yeah.

No, you got Willie.

I got a couple.

You got a few.

My TV's in color.

It's fine.

I know a black guy.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm not racist.

You're not racist.

You know, color television.

I've seen a couple black people.

I saw my TV.

I don't always lock my doors.

Those aren't my drugs.

I left my kids, too.

Okay, we got to stop.

We got to stop.

Oh, man.

The left won't let me be gay.

That's right.

I don't pass the test.

That's right, man.

Suck any dicks.

You didn't have the knee pads.

That's what it is.

That's what it is.

It's a good thing you got double.

I got two for you.

Yeah, that's right.

But guys, we do appreciate you, man, for being real-ass fans.

Let's keep cruise cruising.

I've just crossed that age from not giving a fuck.

I really have.

I figured it out.

Because I did the math.

on how many hours I've worked in my life.

And I have worked the same amount of work hours as like an 85-year-old old man

and you know how like once they get to be about 70 they stop giving a

everything stop yeah i'm past that point that's what it's the problem it's like right when the bowels stop working yeah mine's still giving a fuck mine working

dude i imagine you'd be like the old man from uh the uh grand was that movie grand screen yeah torizo that's exactly grand torizo what is it torino torino yeah that's exactly like clint eastwood yes yeah that's you when you get older you still got that's me now no no you got

you're not there yet, bro.

You're not there.

Pretty close.

Yeah, but you still got some in the tank.

Well, I have crossed that line of where people are not like, they try to guilt me, and I laugh in their face.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's like the start of it.

Yes, that's phase one.

Oh, so you're in this.

I'm like, goddamn right.

How'd you know?

Yeah.

I get the fuck off my grass.

Oh, man.

Well, no, no, no.

Let's keep moving, man.

Headline two.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, Yeah, baby.

All right.

Looks like we got some terms.

We have terms.

Yeah.

That's right.

We have terms.

Why is my horse wearing a fucking blanket?

That's what they wear.

Is he cold?

No, no.

That's what I think that's.

That's like a barn blanket.

Well, I don't have one on my horse.

No, if we're riding into like...

You want a bear back?

No, it's got to have like crosses and shit on it, like armor.

Horse better have armor on it next time.

Yeah, fix it, Madat.

Yeah.

Better look like a war horse, not a little bit.

You should have made my horse white.

because you like to ride them white big ones.

That's why you know they fucking released that.

You know that

they actually cut that shit out and fucking put it out there.

Is it in short form?

It's in short form.

Good.

Now it's not just me.

Yeah, no, that's pretty sick.

That's not too bad.

Guys, write the graphics in the comments.

Let us know what you guys think.

Headline two?

What do I got there?

A little fencing sword?

What is that?

I bet it's a little dagger.

Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Stay right.

Stay right.

It is.

Yeah.

Damn,

bro.

You did my boy dirty, bro.

Bro, I need an axe.

I need a big-ass axe.

And my horse needs some armor.

It's not bad, though.

It's not bad.

No.

I like the sunglasses, though.

You still got shades on.

Yeah.

It's nice.

Headline to two.

Let's get into it.

We got WNBA making some noise.

Fever, Sophie Cunningham blast fans after another dildo is thrown on the court.

Going to hurt one of us.

I don't think she thought about the tweet.

But let's dive into it.

So during Friday night's game between the Valkyries and the sky, a green dildo was flung from the crowd and landed on the hardwood.

Players and officials looked on aghast.

As noted in the post below, this is the second such dildo throwing incident.

And both instances have come at games when the Valkyrie are playing.

So here's the clip.

Let's check this out.

Got a whistle away from the basketball.

There's two in one week.

All right.

Now,

I think, I mean, you're a business guy, right?

Entrepreneur.

Allegedly.

Allegedly.

You know, it's important to make pivots and seize opportunities which you can.

Gay Dorade.

They decided.

Gatorade.

Gatorade.

They made a

play on this.

Is it in you?

I think it's brilliant, Mark.

Which is still about as good as Let Her Cook.

Yeah, I mean, listen, they're getting better, though.

Yeah.

They're getting better.

You know, but

yeah, I mean, arrests have been made.

Apparently, allegedly, an arrest has been made in the dildo throwing incident in Atlanta.

There is at least one person in custody who has been banned from all games for at least one year, in addition to being arrested.

I'm not sure what the crime would be throwing a

you know, throwing a

throwing the worm on there.

What I don't know.

Like.

The worm?

Yeah, what they got.

Like, what would you, what?

Hey, bro, what you in for?

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

for this fucking.

I threw a dildo on the court.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, bro, what do you, come on, man?

You got to arrest the guy.

What are you charging him with, man?

It's going to be hard.

It's a little excessive.

But yeah, Sophie Cunningham, she tweeted out,

guys, seriously, stop throwing dildos.

This is going to hurt one of us.

Yeah.

Now, I have a question.

Okay, maybe you can help me with this because I think this is a question nobody's really.

Is she joking?

I mean, no, I think she really tweeted it out.

She says some funny shit.

I mean, she might be joking.

She might be joking.

Like, yeah, maybe.

But I have a question.

I mean,

this is a real question that I haven't seen anybody ask yet.

Okay.

Because I'm genuinely curious.

Okay, being a security guy, right?

You go to these games.

There's always always some type of entry point, right?

We got bag checks, you're walking through Metal Detect.

How do they get the dildo in?

Is my question?

Well, I mean, it's probably not on the list of things you can't bring in.

Yeah, but like, obviously, if that's sitting in the bag, bro, like, that's going to raise some suspicion.

You never know when the urge is going to find you

to throw a dildo.

I'm just saying, man, like, some of these girls go to the girls' WNBA.

No.

The WNBA attracts a certain kind of woman.

No.

No.

Doesn't it?

Keyster it.

Keyster it, bro.

I want to know.

I would like to meet the person.

Who was it?

Here's what I don't understand.

Uh-huh.

Like, why do these girls buy all these like weird colored ones?

Like, green?

Like, no, is that like a fucking alien fantasy?

Nope.

Like, the Martians flew in and fucking paralyzed my body.

Why isn't they smashed me with a green dildo?

No, no, no.

No.

No.

Here's a better question.

why why why is there not a dildo that's uncircumcised like why are they all circumcised

i don't know that's a pretty good question you know nobody wants to throw a fucking anteater up in there you know what i'm saying

it probably creates some sort of suction you know

there's i've never maybe there's a market for it bro yeah anteater dildos built billion dollar industry yeah there you go you know what i'm saying Hey, bro, look how big that guy's yacht is.

I wonder what he did.

It's called that.

The yacht's called the anteater.

The anteater, bro.

That's what I'm saying, man.

Bro, I was at a sex shop one time, man.

They had this dildo.

I swear if I fuck it, it was this fucking long.

It was this fucking long and it was that big around.

It was called the Rambone.

No, look it up.

Well, I'm looking up.

You're not fucking my search history.

Rambone.

It's a real thing.

Madai already had it auto-populating his search.

Rambone.

Tell me I'm lying.

Not Rainbow, you idiot.

R-A-M-B-O-N-E.

These girls do his fucking history.

Is it on there?

Oh, yeah.

It is available on Amazon.

It's a 17-inch dildo with 7.38-inch girth and 13.4 insertable length.

How much it costs?

Not because I'm just saying, like, what's the cost on that?

Like, what's the...

$59.99.

That's it?

That's it.

That's it.

Bro, I'm just saying, like i look at some of these things and i'm like what the these girls be doing with these things man

what's going on here

okay now i feel like i gotta look it up yeah let me see build on

i told you it was a real thing

they got white ones too the one i saw was white that's why it didn't make any sense

jesus christ yeah see

You guys are fucking gay.

You're all trying to do a show.

Y'all looking at dicks on the internet.

the fuck's wrong with you guys

samir is gonna be looking because me and fucking me and keith and joe we're straight ones in here you three guys are fucking

doc johnson classic that's what rambone the rambone yeah jesus has it got two ends or just one two two ends two ends like is it double-ended

Oh yeah,

balls on one end.

Somebody posted a review picture of him.

Oh, fucker.

That is a big fucking dong, bro.

But I wonder who, like, the guy that had to mold that.

Like, where do they?

What's that the equivalent of?

Is that the equivalent of, like, those girls that have those boobs that are, like, this fucking little one?

Yeah, for sure.

For sure.

Yeah.

Like, what would you need that for?

As a guy, like, I mean, you know what I'm saying?

The first thing is the picture that I showed you now.

The review is left by a guy.

His name is Matthew Davis, and he says, Suction power is strong, not for bigness, long and thick, very sturdy.

That's disgusting.

long and thick and very sturdy

matthew we didn't need that bro

oh man yeah guys stop throwing dildos at the girls that's not nice it's not nice it's not nice they don't even want those now we not only

not only that

they there's not if it was a flashlight they'd be different there's already tons of entertainment that without the fucking

rubber tongue yeah yeah just throw some rubber tongue real talk dude if they start start making some baskets, I mean, maybe people wouldn't fucking throw dildos on the court.

Well, I was thinking, because, like, I mean, this is not like hockey, they throw hats and shit and fish, right?

Yeah, they don't think they like fish.

I'm not gonna why are you gonna throw fish at the hockey?

They won't let me answer that one, Andy.

I'm not gonna fucking

let me answer that one.

Um, but no, I mean, like, maybe it could be a thing, you know what I'm saying?

Hey, listen,

let's move on.

Imagine paying $7 for a ticket just to get.

$7?

It costs $70.

I don't know what the average game ticket is.

I was just making that up.

We do got to confirm that.

How much is the average

ticket price

WNBA?

$173.

Holy fuck.

Is it really?

No.

The average price of a WNBA ticket in 2025 is around $173.

Bro, I got $20 to $50.

Regular seats can range from $20 to $50 for upper-level seats, but lower-level sideline seats, $75 to $170.

$150.

And then

$200.

Bro, let's go to a game.

I like Sophie Cunningham.

Let's go see her play.

I don't think she would throw out a false warning.

I think she's concerned.

She's either concerned or she's telling a joke.

Yeah.

We should go see her play.

She's doing a very good marketing tactic.

She's fucking funny, dude.

Like, her shit's funny.

Yeah, she is.

Let's go see her play.

i'd be down with that like for real not really bro we spent 300 bucks we get front row access bro

where do we gotta go i don't know let's see they play in indiana let me see that's right indiana fever right fever schedule yeah

they play tomorrow yeah they play tomorrow they play august 9th we can make that happen that's a saturday

August 9th.

I bet Devin's got tickets.

You think so?

Yeah, he's got tickets to everything.

Bro, I'll be down to go.

You know what I'm saying?

Who they play?

They're playing

the sky.

Yeah, they're playing the sky.

Yeah, Chicago sky.

We're probably not going.

Guys, stop throwing dildos on the court.

Seriously.

I mean, all jokes, and we can make jokes here, but

that's not funny.

Yeah, it's not nice.

It's definitely not funny.

For sure, not funny.

Yeah.

Yeah, very serious.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, let's

keep cruising, man.

We got to go back.

Go back.

This?

Or you want which one?

Yeah, this one.

No.

Yeah.

Hmm.

What?

Oh, yep.

I already know.

It's okay.

It's all right, Andy.

I'm just saying.

It's okay.

Yeah.

It's all right.

Fuck the best player in the league.

Let's not put her on the fucking graphic.

You know what I'm saying?

The only one that people fucking want to watch.

Yep.

Oh, we might be able to see Angel Reese.

That's who they play.

No.

Yeah, Angel Reese, she plays for the Chicago Sky.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So it'd be Sophie Cunningham, then Caitlin Clark.

I want to see this fucking fight.

That's what I'm saying, bro.

It'd be like modern-day gladiators.

Yeah.

Let's check it out.

Bro, Dana should just sign all these chicks up, dude, to fight each other.

They don't make baskets,

they make more money.

Just saying, like the UFC

sponsors these,

bro, that's a good idea.

You could have like UFC, but like

the athletes could fight each other of the different leagues.

Like hockey would have one.

Yeah.

Football would have a UFC.

Maybe, yeah, fuck.

That'd be great, actually.

We're gonna see who the fucking thing is.

Like, establish it on the fucking off the court.

Yeah.

Out the octagon.

Out the.

Anyway.

It's probably not going to happen, but it's a good idea, though.

It is a good idea.

Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three.

We've got a new update in the AI world that just came out from my boy Zuckerberg.

Mark Zuckerberg says super intelligence is imminent.

What is it?

We've warned about this that AI is moving super fast.

I think it just went to the next step here.

So, dive into it, get thoughts on it.

Uh, last week, Mark Zuckerberg took to Instagram naturally to lay out Meta's vision for the future of artificial intelligence, personal super intelligence.

Super intelligence is imminent, argues Zuckerberg in the video.

But the question is: what should we direct this superpower towards?

Meta's answer: personal super intelligence for everyone.

What does that mean exactly?

The company intends to spend up to $72 billion

over the next year to ramp up its AI development with an eye toward bringing each human an AI companion that knows us deeply understands our goal and can help us achieve them what is super intelligence anyway apparently it's AI superintelligence as insight is how it's being described as I see the discourse everyone understands something different by this term but superintelligence apparently it's it's an AI that can do its own RD and thus improve itself at very rapid speed, becoming by far the smartest entity in the world in a short period of time.

It can solve most of humanity's problems.

An AI that creates a singularity, meaning it is so smart and capable, we cannot foresee human history beyond that point.

Now, the writer of this article asked AI about it, and this was its answer.

It says that super intelligence is a term most commonly used in artificial intelligence studies

and the philosophy of mind to denote any intellect that greatly outperforms the best human brains in virtually every relevant domain from scientific creativity and social skills to general wisdom and strategic reasoning.

Now, I found this

and apparently AI is going to be able to have consciousness, beliefs, desires, understand cognition, emotional intelligence, subjective experiences.

It'll have behavioral intelligence

and it

all appears that Zuckerberg's going to be the first in

to make that happen.

But yeah, I mean,

we're at a $1.8 trillion industry right now that's projected to reach almost 3x that in a couple of years

yeah i mean why wouldn't we you know

do this and let somebody do it who started off ranking girls from his dorm room

makes sense yeah total sense like let's go ahead and you know let's just roll the dice and you know we're not sure what's going to happen it's very obvious what's going to happen It's just very obviously not going to affect the people who are making it happen.

It's very obvious that by having

this super intelligence, we are going to eliminate the need for human capital in any way, shape, or form, which goes right along with the

World Economic Forum's depopulation agenda, which they write about in multiple books.

You know, it's definitely a really, really good idea to automate every single company and every single aspect of every person's life and make it much easier for them.

I'm sure,

you know, this is all about them reaching their goals.

You know, because like when people have everything handed to them and everything is easy and everything is instant and everything is quick, there's, you know, that creates a whole lot of desire for more.

That makes people want to have ambition.

That makes people want to, you know, solve other problems that are bigger than themselves.

You know, I think we're giving the average person a lot of extra credit here.

Or I don't know, maybe this is just being wrapped up into a nice little pleasant, easy to digest package.

But I think it's pretty clear what the plan with AI is to anybody who's watching.

And they're selling it to people

like this.

Oh, you won't have to work.

You'll be able to wear these glasses and it will tell you in real time.

that everything you need to know.

It will, you know, tell you this and tell you that.

And you'll look at something, it'll tell you what it is.

It'll, you know, when people are talking to you, it'll tell you if they're lying or not.

It'll do all.

That's how it's going to be, bro.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Listen, dude.

Listen.

We're taking humanity out of the equation.

For what?

And for whom?

Do you think that it's okay for someone?

And by the way, it's not a personal attack on Mark Zuckerberg.

But is he qualified to make that decision for the rest of humanity?

I don't think he is.

Is Elon Musk?

I don't think he is.

Is Sam Altman?

I don't think he is.

I don't think anybody is.

I don't think that's something that should be determined by someone's capitalistic successes.

You know, just because you've made a lot of money and you understand tech,

that gives you the right to replace

the usefulness of humanity everywhere under the guise of it's going to help you achieve your goals.

How many people

do you see achieving their goals when they are comfortable?

How many people do you see going out and doing anything or solving any problems in an extraordinary way when there is no need to do so?

See, when you remove the need and you remove the urgency and you remove the discomfort, you removed the motivation to actually create, become, and build new things.

And to me, when I look at this, it's very obvious that this just plays into the idea of controlling the masses in a way where they don't feel like they are being controlled.

They feel like they're being sold a benefit.

How cool would it be to have my goggles and tell them, it'll tell me this and this and this and this and this, right?

You know, I think.

I think we're in a very dangerous situation.

I think

people have not thought this through.

I think even if they have thought it through, they don't care about the outcome because they look at regular people as if they are a parasite, not as if they are one of them.

These people do not care and do not need human beings anymore.

So what do you think the next move will be once the quote-unquote super intelligence takes over?

Once we can have legit automation, which isn't far away, people like to say, oh, it's 10 years away.

You're literally one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet if you think that robotics and AI

won't be doing the job of blue-collar people in the next 36 months.

Like, you're, you're delusional.

Okay.

So, all of you guys who are, you know, you, you say, yes, for the next couple years, there's going to be a demand for it, but what about after that?

And

what happens when Elon builds 20

or 200 million of these fucking robots and they decide they don't like what we're doing and you know go back to the little chart of things that it can do and it has now it has consciousness and desires

and emotional intelligence

you don't think that between those three areas between consciousness desires and emotional intelligence that they will figure out that what do we need these people for

why would you keep

seven billion people on the planet

when you don't need them see people have been needed dude people have been needed throughout the course of history yeah they are needed to build they are needed to create uh and the problems in government

are created because of the greed of the people running the government and the unwillingness to sustain the people at the bottom.

So if you have people who are at the top who think this way already, what do you think they're going to do when

they legitimately don't have to provide anymore?

If all the problems with the government and all the problems with finances and all the problems with quote-unquote pollution and global warming, which we know at this point are greatly overexaggerated

and you have this

massive number of people that you don't need anymore.

What do you think they're going to, what do you think the conclusion of AI is going to be?

What do you think?

It's going to be a natural conclusion.

The natural conclusion of AI will be those people are unnecessary.

And they will figure out a way to fucking starve them or shut off their electric or shut off their power and eliminate.

billions of people from the planet.

And we're so close to this dude.

And everybody thinks it's cool.

Everybody thinks, oh man, this is fucking cool.

Right.

Like, and AI is all the same right now.

It's all designed.

All of it, all of it is designed

to make people's lives more convenient and easier.

You know, it's, there's nothing about it that makes people better.

Right.

Nothing.

Right.

And

these

people have been conditioned to believe that the goal of life is like to get to a point where you don't have to work anymore.

Not realizing that your work and your craft and doing a good job is one of the biggest drivers of

self-worth that you could have.

So if we remove the need for humans

and we replace it with this machine that can do all these things,

what do you think is going to happen to, let's just say that the machines weren't going to eliminate humans.

What do you think is going to happen to the mental capacity of human beings?

Everybody's going to be retarded in 10 years because they want to use their fucking brains.

You want to talk about complete dependency?

That's what this is about.

And complete dependency

will eventually turn into extermination.

And,

you know, I guess it's frustrating for me to watch these people get on television or on the internet or on their social media and just take like

no restrictions whatsoever.

No, like

who

gives these people the right to make these decisions for the human race?

Who?

You know what I mean?

Absolutely.

Well, I think the other issue is too, bro, it's like, you know, are we past the point of mass rejection?

You know what I'm saying?

Because I feel like that's the only thing that would, that would even pause this or make it.

Holy, how are you going to mass reject something?

Yeah.

Okay.

In the late 90s, the biggest scandal in sports, steroids and baseball.

Every motherfucking baseball player player was taking steroids.

You know why?

Because a couple started and everybody else had to do it to compete.

So when you give someone this super intelligence and then everybody else has to use it to compete, there's not going to be a chance to reject it.

Otherwise, you're going to lose anyway.

So it's not like we can opt out of this.

It's being forced upon us.

And it's being forced upon us by people who

are not qualified to fucking make those decisions for humankind.

I don't think think anybody is.

I don't think anybody is.

And you're saying nobody should.

I shouldn't be just one fucking.

I don't think there's anybody on the planet that has the right to say that we don't have the,

it's almost anti-God.

It's saying humans don't have the right to be human.

So we're going to do this.

Yeah.

Right.

And it's a different way than what Elon's doing.

Elon wants to put chips in people.

At least Zuckerberg's smart enough to realize that's never going to fucking go over.

Yeah.

So now he wants to sell these glasses to everybody that fucking tell everybody everything, translate languages, interpret, do all the thinking for fucking everyone.

And like, what's the human experience at that point?

What is it?

It's non-existent.

Yeah.

You just become a literal flesh and blood vessel

that exists inside of a matrix.

And that's exactly what the fuck we've come to.

And it's for the benefit of who?

Who's benefiting here?

Zuckerberg,

you're the third or second richest dude in the world.

What are you getting out of this, bro?

You can't say it's money.

No, it's not money.

And it's not good.

I don't understand.

Look, dude, I would just like to explain to me how it's going to be good.

Yeah.

What's the net benefit, net positive here?

I can't fucking see any.

Yeah.

And people just gobble it the fuck up.

You know, we talked about this a couple years ago when this shit started coming out, how it was going to be used.

And it would be adopted through the idea of greed to where, like, if you don't use it, you're going to lose financially, which is exactly what this is.

So, there is no opportunity to reject it.

Otherwise, you're going to starve.

And these guys fucking know this.

Well, I mean, I was thinking too, even like, you know, with the job numbers and shit being purported, now jobs that are all time, well, you know, nobody's hiring, nobody's working.

We got to have automation.

We got to put in these robots that can work.

Yeah.

Dude, fuck.

So, let me, I want to ask you something.

Yeah.

You are a visionary when it comes to branding and how things you predict things.

And you're also seeing this as something that cannot be rejected.

So how you see this being played out 10, 20 years from now?

Like I just said, they're going to make everybody fucking take it.

Everybody's going to have to have the Google Glasses or the meta glasses or whatever to even function at first.

So everybody's going to have it.

Then the automation.

that will come from, you know, AI and robotics together will create that would be the next phase the next phase is okay we don't need these people for jobs anymore we have these people by the way congratulations easton you don't have to come to work ever again okay

and then that happens and then once they control everything with the automation who controls that who who control who controls the robots and the ai and all of this

these guys do no matter if they license it to you or if you buy it or whatever they still fucking control it

Okay.

So what happens when the government won't math,

just like it doesn't now, to take care of the people who are unable to take care of themselves because of this technology?

Kill them.

Yeah, that's what the fuck they're going to do.

The AI will fucking come up with that conclusion.

The AI will say

that's correct.

Because it is.

And it doesn't have emotions about it.

The real thing that people don't want to fucking address is that there is a reality to things and then there is an idealistic way to think about things how they should be.

These people don't care about that.

They care about the reality of things and certainly AI cares about the reality of things.

You think AI gives a fuck how many humans die?

Why?

It doesn't affect AI.

At all.

So if we have a situation where we've got billions of humans that already can't provide

for one another or themselves, which we already have, most of the the world is in poverty all right and most of the world's in poverty because people are greedy as

okay

but once ai starts to recognize all this

do you think ai is going to be programmed to like just serve humanity or do you think ai is going to say

if you reduce the population by 40 we want to work this won't be a problem this if we if we do this this won't be a problem Oh, by the way, I've already designed a pandemic here and then, you know, you guys get the antidote.

I mean,

i i don't understand how people can't disconnect there yeah why the fuck would you do that if you had if you had a working ranch of you know

uh

5 000 cattle all right and then you you figured out another way to fucking make money and eat and then the cattle just cost you money and tore up your ranch and fucking were a pain in the ass to fucking maintain The conclusion is going to be get rid of them eventually.

And that's where this is going.

And people just can't even, they can't even think more than like one step ahead.

Oh, this is so cool.

I can fucking see everything on my chat GTB.

Yeah, right.

Even before that video, you're going to tell me that Zuckerberg doesn't fucking think, doesn't understand what I just said.

Oh, absolutely.

You're going to tell me that Elon Musk doesn't understand what I just said.

You don't think these motherfuckers who put that 10-year don't touch AI shit in Congress

you don't think they understand this?

This is their solution to all their problems.

If they don't have, if the U.S.

doesn't have

out of 350 million people,

300 million people that are truly going to be unnecessary, what do you think they're going to do?

It's super dangerous, dude.

Yeah.

Even earlier, when you were explaining the diagram, you were telling about things, I was seeing even before the people dying, it'll lead to a loss of drive in people.

Yes.

Because everything is available so much at ease.

Where is that drive to do anything?

There's a loss of passion, loss of creativity.

There's no way to even be fulfilled as a human being.

Exactly.

Except simple fucking low IQ pleasure.

Like, oh, I got an AI sex robot.

Sucks my dick.

Eventually, that will eventually happen.

No, I know that'll happen, but that'll be the way that they get you to fucking adopt it.

And then, like.

And nobody even fucking talks about it.

Yeah.

I feel like if something came along that

truly addressed the issues of this, that fixed it, you know, that would be the only chance I think we have.

Well, the only way to truly fucking do this would be to use the same technology and beat them with it.

To actually benefit humanity.

And also

by pulling our attention away from

devices and phones and social media, that...

Like if someone could figure out how to like get people to stop using that shit, this would fall on his face because it wouldn't be, be, no one would use it.

But I mean, dude, that's very unlikely.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, it's just crazy when they're like, you know, he's going in.

I just think it's funny how he's like, oh, to set goals and make it better.

What are you talking about, dude?

That's such bullshit.

Yeah.

There's going to be no goals because people won't have to do anything.

There's a very rare human being that wants to accomplish something when they don't have to.

Here's the other thing: like, to to put in, like, because I look at this as like they're betting on it, right?

Like, you don't just bet $72 billion

in the next four months on something that's not going to fucking go through.

It's survival.

It's survival.

Okay, look,

here's the fuck.

Here's what they don't get.

Here's what people don't get.

Would you say

that if you surveyed 100 people and you asked them, would you rather spend more time on your phone or more time with your family?

What would they say?

More time with family.

I think 100 out of 100.

Sure.

If you asked them, would you rather spend more time on your phone or have more time in the real world?

What would they say?

Real world.

I think they would.

Especially after COVID.

I mean, that's what everybody came to the conclusion of.

So that's the natural situation we're in.

People are getting disenfranchised with technology.

People are moving away from social media.

People are starting to unplug and say, fuck this.

I'm going to go live my real life.

So when you think about how they get all of their money and how they sell all their ads and how they have all their power, if that attention comes off of those devices, all that shit stops.

All right.

So, when you think about like, why is he putting $72 billion into this new thing?

Because he understands that three, four years down the road, this problem of people not wanting to spend their lives on phones is only going to get worse.

So, how do we fix that?

Well, we spend money creating things that will go into people's houses and homes and into their lifestyle, into the commercial applications.

Get them more involved.

Get them more involved with that.

Yeah.

They're going to sink their shit into every other area of quote unquote real life so that there's no way that you can pull away from it.

So this guy who's very smart can very clearly see that his golden goose is not going to be as golden as it was five years down the road.

So he's reinvesting and allocating his resources into something that will be, that you cannot escape.

And this is not like, oh, cool.

This is so good for everybody.

Look at ChatGPT.

It can write my fucking emails.

Dude, you don't understand what this is going to do.

It's just,

it's going to be bad.

And so.

And the words of Mark Zuckerberg, imminent.

Yeah.

You know, and these, nobody stops to be the voice of reason and say, hey, guys, you know, you're going to kill everybody by doing that.

Or if they are, they're saying, yeah, well, what difference does it make?

It's a risk we take.

It's not a risk.

It's not a risk to them.

Why the fuck?

What do they gain by having

what does Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg or fucking Sam Altman or any of these guys gain?

What do they gain from fixing the problems?

of poverty in your city?

Nothing.

What do they gain?

Nothing.

What do they gain from

correcting the problems for human beings globally?

Like legitimately, what do they gain from it?

Let's say every poor person, every sick person, every person that,

you know, needed help, they fixed it.

What would they gain?

Nothing.

They're already rich.

No, no, no, no, bro.

It's not that they wouldn't gain anything.

It would cost them everything.

Oh.

Because everything that fucking, these people create the problem and sell the solution.

So like when...

Like when they say, oh, dude, you know, we're going to do all these good things for people's health care.

Well,

there's no mistake that, you know,

all these diseases and all these things, none of them get cured, no matter how much money is raised.

And why are we raising money if they can print money to solve these problems?

And how many of these problems are actually solved, but they won't let it go out?

You see what I'm saying?

Like, bro, this is insidious, evil shit.

And you ain't in the fucking club and neither am I.

And

it's a big problem.

And people,

for lack of interest or lack of focus or lack of understanding

or

no, what you've said before, they're so perplexed and struggling that they don't have the time and energy to focus on stuff like this.

That's part of it for sure.

But the other part of it is, is like the wow factor.

Oh, yeah, I got the newest tech.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm cool.

Yeah.

And people, humans in general, want to be accepted and appraised by everybody.

And dude, it's going to be bad.

It's going to be bad.

Like bad.

So

it's frustrating for me

as a human

to look at someone who's younger than me

who

is making these calls for the fucking world.

Everybody.

Yeah, dude.

He's not even cool.

I mean, whether he's cool or not, it doesn't matter if he's the coolest, fucking, nicest dude on the planet.

It's not his place to make that decision.

No single person should be doing that.

i agree should be a collective argument globally yeah but the problem is is that once the fucking shit's out of the box they can't put it back in the box so how do you make laws here in america if china's going to use it

they purposely won't because they want to compete

correct therein lies the issue yeah man this is tough it's a tough one um guys let us know what you guys think man let us know your thoughts down in the comments uh with that being at the end of the day these people don't gain anything by fixing any of the problems in society, they get rich by making them worse, treating it's not even treating, they get rich by creating the problems.

All of these guys' money comes from the solutions, the problems that they create.

Yeah,

yeah, guys, let us know, man, down in the comments.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.

As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck

dogs, yep, little ones in the uh in the conversation, or thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads.

Four-legged hero.

Chihuahua shows rescuers where to find man who fell into Swiss glacier.

So a Chihuahua is being held a hero after showing rescuers where a man had fallen into a glacier in southern Switzerland.

Quote, thanks to the dog's behavior, the crew was able to locate the exact site of the accident, rescuer said.

A long-haired chihuahua, now being held a four-legged hero, paced along an alpine rock, leading an emergency crew to its owner who had fallen into a crevasse on Fee Glacier in southern Switzerland.

The Swiss helicopter rescue company, Air Zermatt, said.

They explained that the man was exploring the glacier with his little dog when he suddenly broke through a snow bridge and fell 26 feet into the crevasse.

Quote, while the man was stuck in the glacier, his faithful companion, a small chihuahua, was left at the edge, the company said.

Fortunately, the man had with him a walkie-talkie, which he used to get in touch with someone who then called emergency services.

Arizona noted, adding that while

rescuers had been notified, it was nonetheless difficult to determine the man's exact location.

Quote, on site, the search for the collapsed site proved difficult.

The glacier surface was wide and the hole was barely visible.

The helicopter rescue company said it was his little chihuahua of all things that probably saved his life.

So this is the little chihuahua.

Look at that little guy.

Look at that guy.

So, I was thinking, you know, on this AI thing, you know, we can make our dogs what they look like human.

I want to know what, what, like, do breeds sound like their breeds?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, like a chihuahua, is it like a little Mexican voice?

Yes.

You know, you ever seen Taco Bell commercials?

That's right.

You know,

Taco Bell.

Hey, Holmes, he's over here.

Yeah.

That's what they say.

It's science.

What's the pit bull sound like?

Give me your money.

Give him the treats.

I think one of the best things AI can be used for is to translate if we can actually understand what dogs are speaking.

That would be cool.

That would be awesome.

Like have a little fucking collar and it's like translating the barks.

We know what your dogs would say.

Yeah, give me some food.

Biscuits.

Yeah.

Biscuits, bitch.

What about the German rott?

I feel like your bulldogs, they would have like a very southern accent, though.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know why.

As you get southern, like, you know, just good old, you know,

biscuits are,

you know, they're so funny.

Yeah.

But for sure, poodles are gay.

Poodles are smart, bro.

I might go on a walk today.

No.

They just look weird.

I always thought Gary looked weird, but then I figured out.

He's not a straight poodle, though.

Yeah, but poodles are even smarter than that.

Poodles are smart.

Yeah.

They're one of the smartest dogs.

Really?

See, I think the Malinwise are smarter.

No.

Standard Poodle's like the smart.

Look it up.

What's the smartest dog?

That is so sad.

I got to clear my dildo history real quick.

What's the smartest dog?

Standard poodle.

Dog breed.

Or border collie.

It says border collie.

Border collie.

German Shepherd, Border Collie, then poodle.

The most intelligent dog breed.

Huh.

Border Collie number.

Funnily enough, on those America Got Talent shows, whenever a girl has a dog that's dancing or doing some acrobatics, it's always that breed.

Yeah, the Border Collies.

Yep.

Not only that, dude.

They know how to hurt animals without even having to be taught.

I mean, it's in there.

It's their fucking.

Yeah.

It's in them.

Yeah.

Just like pit bulls.

You know what they know how to do.

Give me your money.

Poodle is number two.

Poodles are the best bird dogs that you get.

Bird dogs?

Yeah, they're German dogs.

It's a bird dog.

I don't know.

Yo, Holmes.

He's over here.

I can see him.

That's a cute little guy, though.

I've never been a Chihuahua guy, though.

They're all right.

Gus was okay.

But Gus was different.

Gus was okay.

Was he a Chihuahua?

Yeah.

Yeah, he was a Chihuahua.

My dad just bought two more.

Chihuahuas?

Yeah.

No, he didn't.

Yes, he does.

He's got three now.

He's got

buddy, or what's his dog's name?

It's not a.

He's got Barry.

Barry.

And then Chihuahua.

And then two fucking Chihuahuas.

Why would he do that?

Fuck, I don't know.

Don't he got cats and shit, too?

I have no idea.

Bro, is he all right?

Probably not.

Is that the age where it's just like, don't give a fuck, get lots of dogs?

I guess so.

Fuck, man.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, yeah.

Thumbs up.

Yeah, this little guy.

I don't even know his name.

I don't think they said his name.

But yeah, he

saved his owner, man.

Dogs are good people.

Dogs are the best.

Dogs are the best.

There's no doubt about that, man.

But guys, Andy.

That's all I have.

Yep.

Don't be a hoe.

Show the show.

Yeah.

When we're sleeping on the floor, now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank roll.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case clothes.