909. Andy & DJ CTI: Shane Gillis’ ESPYs Monologue, Senate Passes Trump-Backed Rescission Plan & Orange County Resident Torches Illegal Immigrants

Yeah, when we're sleeping on the floor, now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy Prissela, and this is the show for the realist.

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today we have Andy and DJ.

Cruise the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're going to do.

That's what CTI stands for.

It stands for cruise the internet.

We're going to

put, what are you doing?

Content, bro.

I got it.

Oh, yeah.

Branding.

Okay.

You got to push it out there.

Anyway, let's just get into it.

All right.

Don't be a hoe.

Show the show.

All right.

What were you doing there for real?

You taking pictures like paparazzi and me?

Yeah, dude.

X loves it.

What do you mean?

So I've been, this is my second one.

You've been paparazziing me and the X loves it?

Yeah, and X loves it.

I post on X.

What happened?

You're fucking lying.

No, I'm so serious.

I post every time, right before we do the show, I post it on X.

It goes crazy.

What do they say?

It does numbers.

They like it.

A couple of M-words here and there.

Yeah.

But that's just X.

Yeah, it's been great.

You got Paul complimenting me on my white shirt.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude,

Paul follows me on Twitter.

Yeah.

He's on there.

Paul?

I have to make sure he's getting famous, bro.

You have to prove it.

Paul's getting famous, bro.

I posted that car reel last night from Richard.

So sick.

And yeah, Richard's fucking good, dude.

So sick.

And fucking, there was a couple comments in there being like, Paul's going to be so mad.

Yeah,

I put the last one, 8.9,000.

I'm only a week into Twitter.

It's pretty good.

Really?

Like, it's rolling, bro.

Listen, people want us on Twitter, man.

Well, then just say, Paul commented actually.

Said, DJ, you are correct.

X is the place to be.

Let's start posting the show on here.

Okay.

People want it on X.

Let's do it.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, let's do it.

I'm down.

I fucking said, let's do it two years ago.

Where the fuck is it?

Holy shit.

Yeah.

No, I'm down, man.

Let's do it.

And one of you guys got to show me how to use X.

I don't know how to use it.

It's actually not that bad.

It's not that hard.

It's cool.

You like it.

Man, you know what I need?

Not more technology.

For real.

That's a fact.

Bro, life was so much better before it.

I feel bad for people that didn't live before technology.

like y'all motherfuckers don't even understand how good it was like dude you could sit at home the the the you could hear the the animals and the crickets and the fucking wind blow and like fucking relax and nobody's blowing you up and you're not thinking about fucking anything else bro the uh-huh do the animals and shit not like no they do but you just don't notice it because people are just like all up in your shit all the time that's conspiracy time that's why the fucking notification sounds are like bird chirps and shit because they don't want you to hear hear the real ones.

Is that why yours is a fire alarm chirp?

You know, the other day, Andy, I gave you a movie recommendation.

Did you follow?

Boobie recommendation?

Movie.

Like big one?

Big boobies?

Big movie recommendation.

Did.

Oh, yeah.

Bro, I forgot what it was called.

God damn it.

I tried to watch it, but then I couldn't remember what it was called.

Kingdom of Heaven.

Kingdom of Heaven.

Bro, I'm telling you right now.

I'll check it out.

I really did look for it.

I just couldn't find it.

No, it's so great.

it's so great you should have just texted me like hey what was that what was that movie uh recommendation yeah well i didn't want to bother you no it's fine you know it's all good no big deal bro really real talk dude like talk to me technology needs to go away

it really does yeah

bro i you know what i miss i miss like you know the only way you knew your friends were home is when you saw bikes outside did you you didn't grow up in that era i did no i did because see here's the thing you didn't you didn't have it because it didn't exist i didn't have it because i was poor So it was like,

same, same.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, like the technology didn't work.

If they saw all the bikes in the front yard of your neighborhood, that's just the dude who stole them all.

That's my bike.

It's our bike now.

No, man, it was good times, though.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you know,

I was in that demographic, bro.

Streetlights came on.

That's when you knew it was time to go home.

You know?

Yeah, the good old days.

Crackheads woke you up in the morning because they were screaming outside.

I think we're going to get back there one day.

I hope so.

I think think we are.

I'm down.

It's the only logical place that is going to lead.

It's where everything's leading to.

Now we live in this era where there's AI and fake news and we don't know what the fuck is real or fake.

You know, people are making up quotes like, you know, all these little quotes you see that look like.

They could be from a news agency.

Half of them are fake.

And eventually everything's going to become so fake that nobody can tell the difference and they're going to unplug from just completely shit yeah

and that's like the downfall of over saturating technology like these people

we were not prepared for humans were not prepared they're not supposed to live that way dude this is why depression's at an all-time high this is why people think they're fucked up you know it's lifestyle bro it's not you're not supposed to do that like you're supposed to be out touching grass yes doing shit

you know even corporate atmosphere of work is not natural for human beings like

the we're supposed to build create be physical do things build things like that doesn't exist man and uh

it does for it does for a lot of people but for a lot of people it doesn't and technology is becoming a bigger and bigger and bigger part of our lives

And like, dude, I can't see it continuing to just take everything.

I mean, yeah, it will from for some people.

Some people will,

you know, it'll be like the Matrix, bro.

They'll be plugged in.

They'll be in their basement.

They'll have their goggles on.

They'll be fat as fuck, you know, and they'll live in that like

disgusting environment that we like kind of make fun of, you know?

And

the rest of the people, I think, will go back to reality.

I mean, you see people craving it, dude.

People are moving to rural areas.

They're craving human interaction.

They're, you know, the problem is the human species is destructive.

So, what will happen is they'll go out to fucking these rural towns, just like California people come to Texas and vote for California shit.

You know, they'll go to these rural towns and say, Oh, we need to have fucking strip mall.

You know what I mean?

Like, oh, we gotta make a strip mall here.

We can do this here, and then they just ruin the shit.

You know, so because they crave the shit that they're trying to get away from.

I don't, I just think they're greedy.

Yeah.

Yeah, no shit.

Oh, that's deep.

Yeah.

That's actually very creepy.

I never thought about it like that.

Yep.

Yeah.

Well, technology, I mean, yeah, it's definitely fucking some shit up.

It's fucking some relationships up here lately, apparently.

Oh, yeah.

Did you see this

couple caught on kiss cam at Coldplay concert?

Oh, buddy.

This is bad.

This is bad.

Okay.

And like, out of all places, like, you know, you think it'd be cool, but apparently not, man.

This is viral, going viral right now.

A cold play concert.

You like cold play?

I actually do like cold play.

I like cold play.

Yeah.

Like, I don't.

The phrase, cold play, I love that drama.

Yeah, but

cold play is different, dude.

You know,

it's easy to make fun of.

To make fun of cold play?

Yeah, it's easy.

Like, there's a lot of people that make fun of cold play, but like, dude,

the music is

good.

Who makes fun of Cold Play, bro?

I mean, people really make fun of.

I mean, Nickelback, I can understand.

Yeah.

Cold.

Everybody lies about Nickelback, too, bro.

Everybody that says they don't like Nickelback still singing the fucking words.

I like Nickelback.

I've never, I've always been a public supporter.

Well, you know, there's a lot of clowns.

I'm not sure they want that, but, you know,

yeah, but,

you know, everybody sings the words to Cold Play, bro.

Bro, it's great.

Yeah.

It's great.

No, I like, I like, I'm sorry, the Nickelback.

I like Cold Play.

Yeah, dude, I love Cold Play.

They're really good.

The problem I have with it is it kind of gets me into my feels a little bit.

I don't like that shit, bro.

Oh, what is this inside?

Yeah.

I don't like that, bro.

I think we're all of us are way too much into our feelings.

Like, fuck, bro.

Like,

your feelings ain't all and the end-all be-all to your whole life, man.

You know what I'm saying?

And, like, I get so tired of dealing with people's fucking feelings that sometimes I'm like, I wish I didn't have any.

You know?

So,

like,

yeah, you want some Avro Levine.

I feel you on that.

I just want everybody to shut the fuck up.

But yeah, man,

this video is going crazy right now on the interwebs.

A co-play concert took an awkward turn on Wednesday night after a horrified couple scrambled to dodge the stadium's kiss cam as frontman Chris Martin theorized the cuddly couple might be having an affair.

Let's check this clip out, bro.

This is so bad.

It's so bad.

let's check this out

yeah oh look at these two oh come on you're okay oh bro oh man oh bro

he calls it out man

oh

bro that's so bad on the jumbo truck oh man now apparently this dude uh he he's uh you know they've been trying to like talk about online there's been memes going crazy uh this this the Leo, Leo meme on the cameraman.

The preface that we have to give so that people understand that that dude is a CEO of a company named Astronomer.

And that lady that she was with, she's the head of HR.

And they are both married separately.

So they're immune to repercussions.

Yeah, right.

Right.

Right.

Yeah, it's so crazy, but

I'm just like, fuck, man, technology can be bad.

You can also ask Connor McGregor.

He's in the news right now.

What'd he do?

Oh, buddy.

Connor McGregor, you know, five-time world champion, right?

He's also running for the president of Ireland right now, for the presidency.

Hmm.

Azalea Banks, she's a rapper.

She tweeted this out.

How you going to send a bitch some crooked dick pics then threaten her not to tell?

At the notorious MMA, nigga, do you know who the fuck I am?

This is Haram.

Um, Connor sent dick pics,

okay.

And one of them he tied a weight around uh his penis, and it was still holding it up.

I think it was probably like a two-like, I mean, I don't know, what is that?

They use kilograms over there, so I'm not sure.

Is this real?

Bro, this is so real.

When did this happen?

I mean, a couple of days ago, man,

on his birthday.

Who's this girl?

He's sent it.

She's some rap, she's some rapper, I'm assuming.

He sent her those pictures, yes.

Now, apparently, she also said that they have apparently been doing some

unsolicited news back and forth since like 2016.

Okay, but I mean, this is like a lot of people are actually calling her out for like revenge porn.

Is what this is.

Well, yeah, you go to jail for that.

Go to jail for that.

Um, but you know, here's the thing: in good old Connor fashion, he doubles down on it.

What is this?

Is haram?

Uh, so haram in Islam is anything that's not according to the religion so eating pork is haram so anything you're not supposed to do according to your religion is haram so like a sin yeah it's a sin okay yep so

why does she post these no we don't know we have no idea um but here's the thing connor

i mean it ain't like he's fucking gonna hurt his rep that's what i'm saying yeah it is he's all right he's doing all right for live yeah i mean for fucking 5'2 bro

Above average.

Yeah, he's got a 5-1 PP.

You know what Madat told me?

What?

You know what Madat told me?

Madat was like, bro, you know, I saw that.

I'm all right.

I'm all right.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm all right.

You know,

he doubled down on it, bro.

He's been reposting some crazy shit.

Suck these big Irish balls.

He reposted that.

His cock is massive.

Connor reposted that.

Somebody else said, or Connor also tweeted this out saying, don't let them distract you with my GC, which I'm assuming means giant cock, while they rob our country blind.

He's making it fucking political.

Then he posted this.

Dude, come on.

Somebody said, we need a president with the giant cock

voting number one for King Connor, to which Connor reposted that saying, here, here.

You know, listen.

Bro, this is where society is.

Like, no one gives a fuck anymore.

No one gives a fuck.

It could be worse.

I mean, it could be worse.

Well, you know,

no one, like.

You know, remember when he broke his leg?

Apparently, he's got a third one.

So he's just.

I'm just saying.

Here's what I'm saying.

Here's what I'm saying.

They blackmail everybody for their shit anyway.

Own it.

Yeah.

Own it.

Look, this is what happens when you own it.

People put you on the top of a giant cock.

Yeah, man.

So, I mean, you know, speaking of technology, it is what it is.

What's up with the weights around his fucking?

I don't know.

Is that a new fucking thing?

That's a, you know,

that's another exercise.

I've never, I haven't seen that exercise.

Yeah.

Man.

The internet's savage, bro.

Completely owning it.

Yeah.

Completely owning it.

He's just been reposting all the shit.

All the people who are saying he's got a big dick.

He's posting it.

He's just reposting it.

Yeah.

That's great.

It's great.

Yep.

So, you know,

that's the internet for today, guys.

That's

Connor's dick and Coldplay.

So, I don't know, man, but we got some shit to cruise.

So, as always, guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them.

I'll link there for you.

With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines.

Shane Gillis.

Dude's awesome.

He's probably one of my favorite comedians right now.

He's headline reads, Shane Gillis's savage SP monologue took aim at Caitlin Clark, Aaron Rodgers, Trump, and everyone else.

This was great.

So comedian Shane Gillis spared no one in his Epsy Epsby Espy Awards opening monologue on Wednesday night, roasting everyone from Caitlin Clark to Aaron Rodgers to President Donald Trump to MetStar, Juan Soto, and everyone in between.

In the same vein as McDonald, Gillis kicked off his own hosting duties with a biting monologue.

Gillis's jokes spanned across a wide variety of topics and at times made the usually buttoned up crowd uncomfortable, even drawing jeers from the balcony at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles.

I got three of my personal favorite.

I think these are like his top jokes.

Let's check these out.

When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women.

That's fucking funny, dude.

That's pretty good.

Here's another one.

Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn.

The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died.

No, you don't have to do that.

It was fine.

I didn't write it.

Actually, there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but

as it got deleted,

must have probably deleted itself, right?

Probably never existed, actually.

Let's move on as a country and ignore that.

In third and final, it's probably my favorite, all-time favorite.

Number three, here we check this out.

bookie.

A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.

They read The Very Horny Caterpillar,

The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First,

and of course, the classic good night boobs.

That's my favorite one.

Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick.

First off, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24-year-old, and people are criticizing him.

What happened to this country?

We used to be a great country.

He won six Super Bowls.

Yeah.

He's dating a hot 24-year-old.

Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat, ugly dog wife.

They let me do it.

Tuesday, they allowed that.

ugly dog wife

Yeah, we should have taken that out

that didn't work all week

All right, dude, listen I fucking love Shane Gillespie Yeah, I do too bro now here's the thing though Andy all right fat ugly dog wife Here's the thing man

and uh in good fashion there's always gonna be some haters of course fat ugly dog wives Let's go to Sarah Spain on Twitter.

She says, in a year of crazy growth for women's sports, choosing an SP host who doesn't even try to make clever jokes about women athletes, he at least attempt it for the men.

He goes with hacky, no one knows the WNBA bits.

Pino is a bad time and repeatedly insults black women.

Cool.

Yes.

Okay.

It was funny.

It's called a fucking joke.

Dude, here's the thing.

Get mad about some jokes.

Get offended.

Fucking Fucking do a march.

You know what I'm saying?

Get yourself fucking some sort of flag.

Put it in your bio.

Fucking cry.

Cut your hair.

That's right.

Diet.

Yeah.

Fuck all over some jokes.

Well, I noticed something that you always say.

What?

Look at the profile picture of the person.

Yeah.

She's fucking fat, ugly, dog wife.

I mean, it is what the fuck it is.

Well, I mean, here's my thing, dude.

I don't know who that is.

Is she famous?

No, I think she's a reporter.

She's an ESPN.

ex-ASPN reporter.

Well, I can see why the X.

Yeah.

Okay, take a joke.

I'm going to fuck call H.R.

Zean told me a joke.

It hurt my feelings.

Well, I mean, here's the thing, dude.

I saw this quote the other day and I and I like I really it really resonated with me.

But it said, you know, I don't care what you people boo for because I see what you celebrate.

Yeah.

You know, and like, and to that point.

You know, at the same time, this is California.

You know, you got all these fucking people, but, you know, at the same time, they're doing shit like this.

Cynthia

Erevo, I don't even know how you say her fucking name, responds to backlash over her Jesus casting and Jesus Christ superstar musical.

So the lady who played fucking The Wicked Witch, right?

They have her cast it to play fucking Jesus.

Nice.

Okay.

A black.

Nice fucking nose ring.

Like,

this is where we're at.

You know what I'm saying?

So I don't give a fuck what you people boo for anymore.

Because I know what you celebrate.

You celebrate shit like this.

So fuck off.

Who cares anyway?

Like, who fucking cares?

Yeah.

Like, who cares?

I do not care that you're offended at all.

Like, I don't care.

Like, it's that simple.

Boo-hoo.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, no one cares.

Try harder.

I don't give a fuck how offended you are, bro.

If you're offended, it's probably true.

It's probably true if it offends you.

Otherwise, it wouldn't offend you at all.

If someone came up to me and said, hey, you broke motherfucker, I'd fucking be like, yeah,

I'm so offended.

You know what I'm saying?

Now, if they came and they said, hey, you're looking a little fucking fat, you fat bitch, when I'm 20 pounds from where I should be, I'm going to be like, what are you talking about?

What do you mean?

Exactly.

What are you talking about?

I'm offended.

Call me fat.

Bro, you are fucking fat.

Stop being fat.

You know what I'm saying?

Like.

Bro, everybody's offended, but most of the shit is the truth.

It's just a way to deflect the truth.

You know,

a way to make the truth unacceptable is to say, I'm offended.

Fuck your, I'm offended.

I don't care.

Be offended.

Connor is happy when everybody's saying he has to be.

Be offended.

Yeah.

Be offended.

Who fucking cares?

Yeah, dude.

I'm offended by your fucking face.

I'm offended by your stupid nose ring playing fucking Jesus.

Okay.

There's been some things.

Have you seen, like, I don't know if you know about it.

I don't know.

I'm offended by everything they do.

And they don't care that I'm offended.

You understand?

Yeah.

Like, what the fuck?

I'm offended that you motherfuckers think that it's okay for grown men to dress as women and go fucking talk to kids in schools.

That offends me.

All right.

I'm offended by the fact that you think a man could be a woman and a woman could be a man.

That offends me.

So fuck you.

You don't care that I'm offended.

I don't care that you're offended.

Our jokes are funny.

You're a dork.

Dorcas.

Bro, how about this?

How about

how about

shit

fuck, I had something to do.

I forgot.

That'll be good.

Yeah.

I had one of them all-timers moments.

That's what it was.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

That fucking altimer's kicking in.

Shit.

I had something good to say.

Weird, Cynthia.

Yeah.

I'm fucking, yeah, you're making fun of fucking

the WNBA.

They need their equal pay.

Motherfucker, if the pay was equal, they'd be paying in.

Okay?

Like,

whatever.

Meanwhile, we got a gay, black Jesus woman.

Yeah, whatever, dude.

Yeah.

Thumbs up for Shane Gillis, though.

Shane Gillis is the man.

Dude, he's coming here.

Is he?

I think in August.

Yeah, August.

I think he might be coming on the show, maybe.

I heard that.

That'd be great.

That'd be great.

You think I can make him laugh?

No.

I made Tom laugh.

That was...

A courtesy laugh.

No, no.

That was a real laugh.

He told me afterwards

he was afraid not to laugh because he thought you would be offended.

Thought I would rob him.

Yeah.

No, he laughed at my they them jokes, my barista joke.

They them energy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyway, did I like Shane Gillis?

I think he did a great job.

Hey, he did.

No shit he did.

It's fucking hilarious.

No, I mean, listen, not all of his jokes hit.

There was a couple.

I mean, that was simply because I was ignorant to like the subject.

You know, like he made the SGA joke about the SGA guy.

That's his name.

SGA.

Black guy, obviously.

But

made a joke about his father.

I didn't really know.

You know what I'm saying?

So, you know, it's cool.

But, like, no, it didn't.

Shane Gillis is the guy.

He's a, you know, he's a good guy.

Bro, these people always shut the fuck up with their stupid shit.

Agreed, man.

You're offending me with your jokes.

Don't tell any jokes.

Nobody laugh.

Don't laugh at him.

You're causing oppression.

Yeah, that's what it is.

That's what it is, man.

I don't know, man.

Guys, you tell us down in the comments how you guys thought Shane Gillis's monologue went.

You let us know down in the comments.

I like them.

No jokes for you guys.

But yeah, man, with that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising.

Let's go to the comments.

Let's check some of these out.

Yeah.

We had episode three launched.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

People liked it a lot.

Yeah.

That was great.

You also have a lot of suggestions for your

little league team.

For my what?

Your little league team.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Let's check a couple of these out.

Morgan.

Bisons.

Morgan Salvato.

The Bisons for Andy's team and trespassers for DJ.

That feels racist.

Well, it gets worse.

Yeah.

It gets way worse, Morgan, with an H.

The fuck.

Why you guys put...

Well, I mean, we're not going to have it.

We've had this conversation.

Yeah, you can't go there.

Yeah, I can't go there.

You're trying to come at white people for their names?

Fuck, bro.

But it's weird, though.

Morgan and Lindsay and

those are the words that you, however hard you try, you can't spell them right.

Yeah, there's always a different way.

Yeah.

The Joe.

De Joe and Dazeeshan and DeMadat.

You know, I think it's interesting.

We had a white guy, an Indian guy, and a black guy talking about names.

I think we can all agree.

Indian names are the worst.

They're the hardest.

I don't know.

Dazishan, what do you think?

Sounds cool.

The Z Sean, Deshaun, we get it.

Same saying.

The Medatio.

You got to throw in like a little fancy part on the back end

so it doesn't just go, you know.

Yeah, yeah.

The Medat.

That's I don't know.

A couple of alphabets you should not pronounce, but just add it.

Yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

They're silent.

Like a little I and an O, but don't say anything.

Don't say anything.

Django.

Yeah.

Like that.

All right.

Noah Sharp Fitness.

DJ team would be called the EBT Ballers.

I don't know.

Bro, help me.

I mean, fuck, man.

I don't know what to say to that.

That's your own people calling you fucking.

All right.

Well, how about this for you then?

Halamadridics, the Missouri Mayo Boys has a good ring to it.

I mean, I don't get offended.

I will consider all names.

That's probably not the top name.

But, you know, that's the thing about white people.

You can make fun of them.

They don't give a fuck.

You know what I'm saying?

Do better.

And then

they say, oh, you little,

you white,

delicate little flowers.

And what do they say?

Soy boy?

No, they got a name.

It's like President Fathers.

Huh?

Oh, white fragility.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you know?

Yeah, I forgot about that one.

We're not the ones that get offended by every fucking thing.

It's real.

I mean, is that not real?

No, that's real.

I mean, I don't fucking see white people fucking talking about how offended they are about fucking every unless you're unless you're the other white, huh?

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Like the, yeah,

those aren't white people, those are see-through.

Those are see-throughs, yeah, that's right.

That's different.

That's right.

All right, so Mayo Boys now, Missouri Mayos.

It's all right.

Yeah, I saw some, I think another one was like little testies.

Who's little testies

for me?

Oh, yeah, man.

It's all a little testy.

That's what it was.

That's all right.

Yep.

Yeah, one more.

We got

Readers That Game.

Readers that game.

My bro DJ was doing side quests while attempting to make the pre-workout.

Yeah.

Somebody also called me a Disney character.

at Disney World.

Like what?

I don't know, man.

They did?

Like what?

Like Shrek?

I don't know.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

I feel like you're punching that in there.

What?

You know what, man?

Did you make it right?

I don't even know if you made it right.

I think I did.

No, I did.

I think you just threw some shit in there.

You ain't going to know the difference.

Fucking bass salts.

Yeah, no, but

people really liked the episode, though.

It was great.

We got another one dropping.

It's already scheduled.

I'm not going to fuck this up again.

So I'll say it.

We'll do do it when we're closer, but it's ready.

So stay tuned for that.

It's ready.

It is ready.

But guys, we do appreciate you guys for being real-ass fans.

With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising.

Headline two.

Got to go to DC.

A lot of updates happening there.

All right.

A lot of interesting things coming out of there.

So one of the biggest things that just happened, Senate passes Trump-backed recision plan to defund PBS, NPR, and/slash bloated foreign aid.

So the Republican-controlled Senate narrowly approved a sweeping Trump-endorsed rescission bill that slashes nearly $9 billion in previously approved federal spending, including full defunding of PBS and NPR and deep cuts to the U.S.

foreign aid by a razor-thin 51-48 vote during a late-night vote.

The measure advanced through a late-night votorama.

It was only two GOP senators, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski, sided with Democrats to try to block Trump's effort to restore fiscal sanity.

Democrat Senator Tina Smith was notably absent from the vote, her staff citing a hospital stay out of abundance of caution, according to Politico.

But, you know, you know who that's going to hurt, though, Andy?

That's going to hurt all the rural people because that's who listens and watches PBS and NPR.

This is a CNN article saying that

Brian Stelter.

Totally credible.

You're going to hurt all the rule, folks, bro.

Is that a dude that beat off on the fucking television?

No, no, that was Toomey.

Oh, okay.

Zoom and Toomey.

Well, they look the same.

They do look alike.

They do look alike.

But yeah, they're saying that nearly three in four Americans say that they rely on their public radio stations for alerts and news for their public safety.

They asked literally just four people, and three of those four people people said that.

Let's be real, dude.

NPR, this isn't about defunding and cutting budget, okay?

Like

they wrote ending the fiscal insanity.

No,

first of all, it doesn't take $9 billion to run those fucking organizations.

Okay.

So there's a bunch of people on the take.

That's the first thing.

The second thing is, is that these organizations are completely

100%

propaganda.

It's state-run media.

Absolutely.

100%.

It's state-run propaganda, no different than North Korea, no different than China.

The only difference is in China and North Korea, they know it's fake.

Here, people think it's real.

So this has nothing to do with the money.

They don't give a fuck about the money, clearly.

What they care about is the propaganda that's coming out of these

organizations, organizations, which is completely biased, filled with non-truths,

and it's about eliminating propaganda.

Complete bullshit.

Yeah.

Complete bullshit.

Now, here's another thing that's been happening in D.C.

is there's been some layoffs.

There's been some people getting fired from interesting positions.

One of the most recent is a lady named Maureen Comey.

And she warns her former colleagues, fear is the tool of the tyrant.

So one day after being fired by the Justice Department, Maureen Comey told her former colleagues that fear is the tool of a tyrant, appearing to take aim at the upper ranks of the DOJ and perhaps the president, according to a copy of a message she sent to the Manhattan U.S.

Attorney's Office that was shared with Politico, referring to the office's long-standing motto of operating, quote, without fear or favor, Comey, who is the daughter of former FBI director James Comey, and who prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Glaine Maxwell.

She also prosecuted Diddy.

Or failed to prosecute Diddy.

It's really what it is.

She told a former colleague in a note Thursday that, quote, we have.

Why is it that she prosecuted Epstein, Maxwell, and Diddy?

Isn't that weird?

Yeah, that's weird.

How many...

It's like she's strategically put in the place.

Hold on.

How many

prosecutors in her position are there?

Can we find that out?

Can one of you guys look that up?

What is she, A federal prosecutor?

Yeah.

How many federal prosecutors are there?

93.

So there's 93 federal

prosecutors, correct?

Now, is that total across the U.S.?

Or is that Manhattan?

It says United States.

Okay, so total.

Okay.

So one person happens to get all three.

All three are thought to be related.

That's weird.

Oh, man.

That's a different light you're putting in.

well yeah because people are stupid

and you know what here's what i've come to realize yeah talk to me i've come to realize that most of these people on the internet who have little videos and podcasts and shit they don't know what the fuck they're talking about okay they're either getting paid to say shit or they can't comprehend things

critically

further away than one or two steps right

and they'll just like, you know, regurgitate.

If you've been a listener to the show,

and I don't say this to fucking throw shade, but this is just facts.

We've been so far ahead of everybody else that by the time the thing happens, people forget that we said that.

And somebody listens to your episode, puts out a new podcast, and people think that's their original stuff.

Yeah, that happens a lot too.

All the time.

But the point is, is that

it's one thing I have learned, bro, and And it's like, dude, a lot of people lack the ability to see things.

They just can't fucking see more than what they're presented right in front of their face.

And

I don't know.

Like, I've always been able to do that.

So I guess like when you've always been able to do something,

you kind of assume that other people can do it too, but they can't because there's very obvious things happening.

And we're going to talk about them more on the show here, I'm sure, that people can't fucking see.

You know, and it's so, it's very frustrating to be able to draw these conclusions and be correct about most of them while everybody else is just like, it's like, what the fuck are you guys talking about, dude?

Dude, it's so crazy, man.

It is so crazy.

Like, how is nobody talking about this?

Yeah.

How's nobody talking about the same woman tried all three of those cases?

To your point, that's a 1.08% chance.

Yeah.

Out of 30.

Which means it's fucking impossible.

Almost.

Yeah.

And yeah, nobody's talking about it.

And it's so, dude.

It's so weird.

And like, I know we've been talking about the Epstein stuff because I mean, even if the court, even if the court system, like, let's say, oh, they're all in Manhattan and they're tried all in Manhattan.

Do you think that it's right that the same attorney has all three of these cases?

There's nobody that could think that was right.

Yeah.

No.

It's intentional.

So anyway, move on with the story.

Yeah, I mean,

even with that, like, bro, there's going to be some implicit bias here.

No shit.

And especially because, you know, the priority, nothing happened.

You have the Diddy case, nothing happened like it does it no it's not it doesn't smell right you know it

it don't look good bare minimum um you know but but along that that talk let's talk about the epstein stuff because there's some developments there dude this is i believe the fourth double down we've had from trump

uh trump tells those focused on epstein he doesn't want their support

um so this comes out

President Donald Trump on Wednesday trashed many MAGO members, condemning their ongoing push for files related to Jeffrey Epstein and bemoaning that they are playing into Democrats' hands.

So he posts this truth out on Wednesday,

8.43 in the morning,

saying the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again, just like with the fake and fully discredited Steele dossier, the lying 51 intelligence agents, the laptop from hell, which them swore had come from Russia.

No, it came from Hunter Biden's bathroom.

And even the Russia, Russia, Russia scam itself, a totally fake and made-up story used to cover, used in order to hide crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss in the 2016 presidential election.

All right, stop right there before you continue.

Yeah.

Okay, if that's all true, then why the fuck have you not put him in jail?

Right.

Why have you not arrested him?

Why are they still walking out?

Why are these people still fucking breathing?

Okay.

If we can say that.

All right.

So if you're saying that,

then what the fuck have you done about it?

The answer is nothing.

Okay, continue.

No, it's all they have.

They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates.

Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue.

Their new scam is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein hoax.

And my past supporters have bought into this bullshit hook, line, and sinker.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

You talked about it for years.

Your son talked about it for years.

Everybody in your administration talked about it for years.

Bongino, Cash Patel, Pam Bondi, every single motherfucker associated with you, including you, talked about it for years.

So

when you say that we bought it or other people bought it or whoever you're talking to bought it, hook, line, and sinker, you're the one that fucking put the bait in the water, motherfucker.

You cannot just look at people and say, oh, they're stupid, they're weak, they're this, they're that, because they're not believing your message that you put out.

Now,

if there's other things going on, such as what I believe is going on, which is this,

I'll get to that in a second.

If there's other things going on,

then

why aren't you explaining it a little bit differently instead of just throwing a fucking fit?

It didn't happen, okay?

Like,

I have an opinion on this on this whole thing.

You want to finish reading it, and then I'll just yeah, we'll go through it.

It says, Um,

they haven't learned their lesson and probably never will.

Even after being conned by the lunatic left for eight long years, I've had more success in six months than perhaps any president in our country's history.

And all these people want to talk about with strong prodding by the fake news and the success star of Dems is the Jeffrey Epstein hoax.

Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats' work.

Don't even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success because I don't want their support anymore.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Make America great again.

Okay.

All right.

If we bought it, you sold it, bro.

Hold on.

First of all,

let me get this straight.

You have, and you mentioned the steel dossier, the laptop from hell, Russia,

Russia Gates scandal, all totally fake.

Crooked Clinton did it, all this stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But yet, they're still walking around.

There has been no accountability.

There has been no arrests.

There has been no anything to fix that.

And we, as Americans, have had to sit here and listen to this shit for fucking 10 years.

Okay?

We had to be told that, by the way,

we were all standing up for you.

And we had to be told we were fucking Russia propaganda and racists and all this shit.

All these people took all this fucking abuse, their family not talking to them, their friends fucking disowning them, them get for

you to now tell them, fuck them.

Okay?

Because that's fucked up.

That is a fucked up thing to say.

But

I think there's more to it.

And I have an opinion on what's going on here.

And a lot of people don't like it.

But I don't care.

Because the truth of the matter is, is that

there is more going on here than what people think.

All right.

And there's basically two options that are going on here.

After watching this, when we brought this up last Friday, people got all pissed off.

You're fucking sticking up for Trump and his

fucking pedophilia.

No.

Nobody is.

But people think that there's other things going on.

And to think there's not is absurd.

Like you have to be a special kind of dumb motherfucker to think that Donald Trump and what's going on on the surface here is all that's going on.

Yeah.

Wars and battles and strategy, they are not fought on surface level.

That is PR.

That is relationship management.

That is crisis management.

These people work all day long behind the scenes and they only talk to you to get you to calm the fuck down.

They don't want to tell you shit, which is a fundamental problem in our government.

The reason that

people are upset at Trump is because now he's taking this thing and comparing it to all these other things when, like I said, him, his family, his cabinet, fucking everybody close to him has been selling this shit the entire time.

All right.

Now, how

I want someone to explain this to me.

How does the Jeffrey Enstein hoax become a Democrat hoax to get Trump?

Because all those other things he mentioned were Democrat, quote-unquote hoaxes to get Trump which I agree with right so how

does that become

the Epstein thing become a Democrat hoax to get Trump yeah explain that to me yeah something that they've never even talked about hold on what do they how what what do they have to gain okay if if this were true then

explain it yeah okay because like that doesn't make sense where's the videos of hillary clinton saying it doesn't get the Epstein fight No, why would they do it?

What do they gain?

What do they gain by fucking making this about Trump?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

You have RussiaGate, you have the laptop, you have all this, the lying 51 intelligent agent, you have all this shit over here on the left.

Okay,

for the last eight years, there's been this thing on the right with Epstein.

All these people are leveraged.

They're all being told.

They're all coordinated.

So how does this thing go from the the right to the left?

And now it's about getting Donald Trump.

I don't understand what the fuck he's trying to say.

And most people don't either.

And I don't think he even knows that

he's saying that.

Or he does know he's saying that.

So we have two fucking options here to believe.

One,

Trump's

completely implicated and in on it and trying to fucking hide it, which, you know, that's what a lot lot of people fucking believe.

And those same people believe that this is about child trafficking or

sexual trafficking, which

is bad enough.

But at the end of the day, that's not what this is actually about.

What this is actually about is that the Epstein, and people understand this, okay?

That the Epstein situation is about a power structure that controls the world through blackmail, whether it be underage or not underage whether it just be i don't know

whatever whatever embarrassing they have

so

people don't want that people don't want to live in a situation where everything is fake and staged and blackmailed and magically you know these same group of people keep getting richer and richer and richer and richer they avoid accountability they avoid any payback and trump you were put in office to fucking fix that.

Whether you, no matter what you do from here on out,

if you don't do that, you will be the biggest fucking joke that ever existed in the history of the fucking United States, period.

He can either be the greatest thing that ever happened or the biggest fucking joke that ever happened.

And that's that's his options.

Okay,

now let me ask you this:

do you think

that Donald Trump understands that when he says

this didn't happen and this is fake and I don't want these people and this and that and this, do you think that he understands that he is going to create a big buzz around this topic?

He's making people look at it.

Okay, hold on.

Yes or no?

Yeah.

Does he understand it?

Absolutely.

I think he does.

Would you understand that?

Yeah.

Okay.

I would understand that.

I think these guys here would also understand that.

If we were in a room and we were running the country,

I think it's reasonable for us to be like, Well, fuck, dude, if we say that, people are going to get fucking pissed.

It's pretty much like the worst way he could go about saying it.

Do we agree or not?

Agreed.

Couldn't he have done it a bunch of different ways?

Like, couldn't they have let it die out slowly?

Couldn't they have he's making it live?

Hold on, yeah, bro.

Couldn't they have done a bunch of different ways to make this go away?

Couldn't they have made it softer?

Why all of a sudden, why all of a sudden does he come out with this harsh, this very harsh statement that the epstein files do not exist it's fake and anybody who believes it's dumbass and all these things why

why would he do that okay why did that just happen out of the blue over the fourth of july weekend

why why the urgency yeah all right like if that were us and we were leading the country and we had to make something go away we would probably come up with the idea of like hey let's just fucking kind of let this die.

Don't keep stoking the fucking when it comes up, we'll talk about it some more.

Yeah, but

none of us would say, we got to go out and fucking tell motherfuckers this is fake as shit.

We wouldn't come up with that.

That's not the plan we would come up with.

And that's us, okay?

I, I, I, I, I, according, you know,

I know a lot of people think Trump's a fucking idiot, all right?

But he's fucking not an idiot.

The guy's not an idiot.

He took a million dollars, he turned it into fucking billions of dollars.

Yes, he's gone through some financial hardships where he had to be bailed out.

That's pretty normal.

There's pretty much every success story that you've ever heard, ever, the people who were in it had some hard time where bad things happened and they had to get help.

It's just part of building something massive.

Now take this guy who fucking puts his name on his jet, puts his name on his buildings, puts his name on his resorts, puts his name on wine bottles, puts his name on socks, puts his name on golf apparel.

All right.

You have to have a pretty big ego to do that.

Think?

Yes?

Yes.

Okay.

Absolutely.

So you got this guy.

The biggest.

Okay.

You got this guy who thinks very highly of himself.

And

he's been navigating the media for

fucking 30 years, 40 years, 50 years.

All right.

And we're going to sit here and pretend like he doesn't know that the way he's addressing it is going to stir up a whole bunch of shit.

Really?

Right.

That's not a fucking accurate conclusion, regardless of what you think about him.

That's not accurate.

Okay.

So what I see happening here.

We see Netanyahu come into the fucking White House.

The day after.

Then all of a sudden we see Trump going hard as fuck like this.

Okay.

You have Israel, who's lost the support of every other country in the world because they're indiscriminately killing children and now attacking Christian churches and sending missiles to fucking Syria and Iran and

all these places.

All right.

They're out of control.

Period.

Netanyahu was supposed to be in court yesterday.

You know what he did?

He shot missiles into fucking Syria.

This is the third time he was supposed to be in court.

And then some sort of attack happened.

October 7th, he was due in court.

The fucking Iran battle, he was due in court.

Now all of a sudden, he's doing this.

So what does that tell you about him and his cronies?

They're desperate.

They know that if they use, if they lose the United States support, the world will fucking destroy Israel.

That's how pissed off the world is at him.

Everybody, China, Russia, all the Muslim nations, fucking everyone is like, fuck these motherfuckers.

We're the only thing keeping them from being destroyed.

All right.

This guy's getting ousted by his own people.

He's desperate.

That's a desperate, desperate position to be in.

If I get ousted from government, I go to fucking jail, probably be executed.

If I get

the, we lose America,

we're going to get killed.

So, either way, he's losing his power and maybe the whole country.

So, do you think it's a fair assessment that if it came out that Israel was blackmailing

along with the United States, world leaders, world influencers, media, actors, musicians, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Take away the child trafficking shit.

Everybody keeps talking about the child trafficking.

There isn't a lot of evidence that suggests child trafficking.

Okay.

There's not.

No.

But there is a lot of evidence to suggest blackmail.

So.

Take, let's just, for example, I'm not going to argue that point because there is people that know more about that than me.

And even one underage is is too many.

Okay.

For sure.

So, but let's remove that from the discussion so we don't get caught up there because everybody's getting caught up there.

So now you have a situation where you have a desperate person

who is colluding with

potentially the United States to commit blackmail and crimes.

and all kinds of things on United States soil.

Okay.

World leaders, actors, musicians, people of influence, wealthy people, etc.

All for what?

So that they can have a major say in controlling everything in the world.

Now,

if Israel loses the United States...

Now, do we think it's fair that if that were all to come out as true,

that the people in America would say, fuck Israel.

100%.

Okay.

Because they're already saying it.

They are, yeah.

All right.

Everybody's fucking saying saying it anyway.

They're tired of the fuck.

They're not.

They're tired of Netanyahu and his fucking criminal buddies.

All right.

So

if it comes out and Israel loses support,

Israel has this thing called the Samson option.

All right.

Which is basically

if

Israel were to fall,

their

procedure is to shoot nukes all over the world and burn the whole world up.

So hell Mary.

Okay.

So

if Trump reveals the Epstein shit,

Netanyahu flies to Washington and says,

guess what?

If you don't fucking stop this, and I mean stop this right fucking now, I'm going to fucking pull the trigger on this option.

And you're all fucked.

Hundreds of millions of people will die, if not billions.

What would you do if you were Trump?

You'd have to put it in the power of the people.

Okay.

So

when we look at

the way that he is inflaming his base intentionally, the way that he's talking about this intentionally, abrasively,

it appears to me that he is intentionally getting people fucking stirred up about it so that he can then look at Netanyahu and be like, bro, I did what you said, and this is what the fuck happened.

So it's a way of Trump sort of forcing his hand, but also putting Netanyahu in a position where he can't really like say that Trump isn't doing what he wants him to do.

Yeah.

All right.

And if you think about that demand in general, that demand makes sense because of the desperation.

That's a desperate thought.

Like when people are emotional and they're fucking scared, they do stupid shit.

They don't think logically.

They don't think like, well, fuck, let's let this calm the fuck down.

They make a response.

They say something.

And then a lot of times it ends up making it worse.

So

how I'm seeing this,

because of all that I just explained,

there is some sort of credible threat.

Against the United States.

And I'm not talking about against Trump.

People keep saying,

oh, they're threatening his family.

No shit.

They've been doing that the whole time.

That hasn't stopped him.

You don't think they've been putting threats on his family the whole time?

Exactly.

So,

what I see

is, and this is what I believe is going on.

I believe that Trump is dealing with a very real, incredible threat

to the United States, where

millions of people could potentially die

because that's what it would take for him to squash his ego and go along with this fuck.

That's what it would take.

Okay.

Whether that's the Samson option saying, hey, you know, you're going to lose support and I'm going to kill everybody, Netanyahu, right?

Saying that.

Or, you know, the fucking border was open for fucking four years, bro.

Who's to say they didn't bring in a bunch of nukes and plant them in fucking every city?

And, you know, they're just sitting there.

Yeah, we got, we got nukes in your 10 biggest cities.

If you fucking don't do this, I'll fucking kill them all.

All right.

And then you got everybody who has lack of foresight and lack of critical thinking just saying, oh, he's in on it.

Simple.

Yeah.

Simple surface.

Listen, bro.

Could that be true?

Sure.

But that's not what I'm seeing.

Yeah.

Well, not only that, because that makes no sense.

Because if he was in on it this whole time, he would fucking, he wouldn't be agitating people the way he's agitating people.

100%.

Well, not only that, but like if he was in on it the entire time, then that means the Biden administration would have been privy to that same incident.

That's right.

And they would have let it go.

Why didn't they release it?

Yeah.

Right.

Not only that, I mean, to your point of making the people talk about it, because what are we seeing online, bro?

We're seeing a bunch of people and all they're doing, they're constantly putting out the fucking facts of things that we do know at this time.

They're constantly putting out there.

The facts are overwhelming on the internet right now.

We know what we know the connections are and the certain information that's out there.

People are letting it go.

People are doing a disservice by getting caught up on the child trafficking part of it and not the blackmail part of it.

Right, right.

Because, dude, it could be

10-year-old granny's doing blackmail.

That's right.

If you listen to them say it,

if you listen to them talk about it, people are like, we want the list, we want the names.

No, that's not what this is about.

Yeah, we don't want that.

That's not what this is about.

You know what this is about?

This is about fracturing the blackmail operation that controls the narrative of the fakeness that we live in every single day that causes the division, that causes the oppression, that causes the lack of peace and the massive amounts of anxiety and all of these changes to society that apparently nobody wants, but they happen anyway.

All right.

We are in a situation where a small amount of people are controlling the entire earth for their benefit.

All right.

And we have to stop looking at this little group of people and saying, oh, well, it's Israel or it's this.

No, what it is, is it's a gang.

It's a criminal enterprise

who

prints money whenever they need it and then gets paid part money back

for loaning it out.

That doesn't even make sense.

Okay, and these people are wanting to protect their entire banking system, their entire enterprise,

their power, their importance, their prestige, and they're willing to do anything to do it.

By most accounts, at this point in time,

most people don't believe that Osama bin Laden just decided he's going to knock the trade centers down.

Most people believe that Israel and Mossad helped coordinate the activity, you know, the dancing Israelis,

you know, the fucking insurance scheme, building seven, all these things.

And most people believe that Israel created that event to pull us into a war into the Middle East so that we could eliminate people that were threatening them or were a threat to them in any way.

And I mean, who gave the talk in front of Congress?

It was fucking Netyahu.

Netanyahu is the one that was telling us that weapons of mass destruction existed.

I mean,

so we got this one guy who's basically fucking up the entire earth.

Okay.

And how does he have the power to do that?

Unabated.

How?

unchallenged how checked because they have everything on everybody

and for this to be ever conquered real talk you're gonna have to be like Conor McGregor and be like fuck it I don't give a fuck pull the cock out let me know whatever you got on me bro let it rip I don't give a shit you and once every and by the way that's kind of biblical that's what revelations is

Everything will be, all the truths will be told.

That's what apocalypse means, the revealing, right?

Like, when we're talking about where we are,

you know, it's not what people think in terms of biblical revelations.

But if you really think about it, the only way for human beings to break free of

this power structure they've created is to not care if they try to blackmail you and be like, yeah, whatever, dude.

I don't give a fuck.

Very simple.

You know what I'm saying?

So.

They create a cancel culture.

They created all of this way to leverage people.

Then they blackmail people and have it ruin their lives.

You see what I'm saying?

Like it all fits together.

And people will say, oh, and it is this 87D chest.

No,

I don't really care.

And

nor do I follow or worship or even really truly give a shit about Donald Trump.

I really don't.

I care about this country and I care about...

the corruption being ended, which is what most Americans care about.

And if Donald Trump, I say this again, if he doesn't rip the corruption out of the system, he will be a joke for his and the rest of that'll be his legacy.

Yeah, that'd be

good.

But I don't necessarily think that's what he's doing.

I think by the way he's handling it, it's very clear that he wants people to be riled up about it.

You know what I'm saying?

Don't let it go.

I don't think he wants people to let it go.

He pressed it.

If he wanted people to let it go, there's a million other ways you could fucking handle it.

It's real.

Is there not?

No,

I mean, bro, it's real.

Because, I mean, here's a little inside for you guys.

Those same back channels that they have with all the social media companies to, you know, quiet down the COVID narratives.

They still got those back channels.

There's plenty of ways that this shit could have been.

That's right.

They could be banning people off social media talking about the Epstein list right now.

100%.

Just completely silencing their fucking awkwardness.

Where most people are fucking up is they keep talking about the kids that are trafficked.

And there isn't a lot of evidence that shows kids were trafficked.

There's a lot of evidence that shows that they used prostitutes and massages and hookers and fucking all this shit to blackmail motherfuckers.

All right.

But there's not this endless list of children anywhere to be found.

No.

Okay.

And if there was, you'd all know their names.

You would, because they'd be all talking about it.

I think that's also the other, the other piece of that, too, that I think will be coming within the very near future, maybe even a week or two weeks out, is we'll start seeing some more whistleblowers come out.

Yeah, for sure.

I think that's going to be the next big thing.

That could be what he's trying to do.

That's what I'm saying.

Because

it cannot be him.

It has to be us, right?

And what I mean by like, it has to be us that keeps the shit fucking alive.

There's going to be some whistleblowers that come out that will start really truly exposing this shit.

And again, it's not the child traffic.

It's our country.

And a lot of Western governments have been leveraged and blackmailed to make certain decisions in the interests of a country.

Here's all I do, bro.

All I do is I put myself in the shoes as a leader.

Okay.

And very few people have run a company with more than fucking, you know, a dozen employees.

Very, very few people have run companies like I've run companies.

That's the truth.

Okay.

Very, very, very, very, very few.

There's

an ability,

there's always chess going on, okay?

There always is,

and I just don't see.

I don't, here's what I'm hung up on.

I don't see why you would come out, okay?

First of all, I don't see how this, how, how is this one of their hoaxes?

That doesn't make sense, yeah, right.

You, that's, he's not explaining it either, so that's the first thing.

The second thing is,

I don't see how

what the need was for on July 4th weekend to say this, the way they said it, unless there was a demand to do it that way.

And then if that demand to do it that way

is real, who'd it come from?

And who was there?

Oh, there was Netanyahu there.

And why would he be in a hurry to make such a demand?

Well, because he's losing the support of the world.

And he's shown in three different scenarios that he's willing to use violence to get him off the hook personally.

And if he holds all these cards off the Epstein list, he could be sitting there being like, fuck, the world's fucking hating me.

We need to, you know, like all of this shit fits together in my mind.

Yeah, bro.

Okay.

But, and this isn't some blind support of Trump, bro.

If Trump fucking is truly part of this and,

you know, he's hiding this shit and whatever, I don't even see that as a possibility.

I just don't.

And by the way, to Trump,

everybody does appreciate all the other shit that you're doing, but you're not doing enough of it fast enough.

That's the truth.

Okay.

And

bro, I keep thinking about this isn't going to go away.

No, fuck no.

But I keep thinking about even just the fact that it was released on July 4th, America's Independence Day.

What other day would you release it or at least start this conversation that on Independence Day, we're actually dependent on another nation?

That could be a reason why he wanted him to do it then.

Who knows, dude?

Bro,

I keep getting hung up on that date man you know the golden day yeah but like i think people are misinterpreting

like they're saying oh well trump's not trump's owned by israel because zion don

yes because he has blackmail on him okay maybe but

I think it's more likely that he's he he's he's being threatened and not him, but you and I and all of us.

That's what I think.

Very possible, man.

I don't know, man.

Guys, jump down in the conversation.

I want you guys to tell us what you guys think down in the comments.

But with that being said, let's get to our

third and final story.

This is a great one for you.

We got to go to California, okay?

I got three minutes and 30 seconds of the hands-down, baddest-ass video I've ever seen in my life

out of California.

All right.

Let's check it out.

In the United States, I know most of you are probably from Mexico where you don't have the First Amendment, but that's something we have here where we have the right to freedom of speech.

And I just wanted to

say something too.

It's true, you guys don't have a First Amendment, you don't have respect for civil liberties or rights, but that's okay.

I'm speaking.

Thank you.

So, anyways, the point I'd like to make here is a couple things.

One, these people here are passionately talking about ICE agents coming into their communities and you don't know their identities.

Well, you know who we really don't know the identities of?

Any of the illegal aliens who've been invading our country for the past 60 years.

Yeah,

how about when you when you see when you see when you see the farm worker, is that going to be like the same farm worker that murdered Molly Tibbetts?

Yeah, how do you know when the Honduran fruit seller is out there, how do you know he didn't rape one of the many women who came up here?

According to the Univision study done in 2015, 80% of women who come to this country are trafficked and raped.

Think about that.

How do we know they're not one of those rapists?

How do we know they're not one of those rapists?

Excuse me.

So

that's the first thing.

That's the first thing.

I think ICE should be allowed to act with impunity.

I think they should go to every Home Depot.

I think they should go to every school, every Kinsenera, and build the wall and deport every single one of these guys because they don't make our country great.

They make it worse.

They bring it down.

They use public services.

And Americans are sick and tired of it.

We're sick and tired of it in our country.

So let me say this too.

We want to, you know, they say you want to know the identities of these mat of these ICE agents.

We don't know any of the identities of these murderers coming into our country, these rapists.

Let me also say this too.

This same city council in Costa Mesa, if you vote to make these people take their masks off, this was the same city that was arresting people for refusing to wear masks during COVID.

So now, now what is it?

Now what is it?

When we want to enforce the law and take our country back, you want to put the men in danger?

Is that what you want to do?

No.

And let me mention this.

Let me end on this.

Let me end on this.

Let me end on this.

Let me end on this.

Let me end on this.

Excuse me, let's hear the man.

Let me say this.

You know, people are out here.

People are out here quoting Martin Luther King, who is a plagiarist and a rapist.

They're out here saying other things.

I'm going to give a quote.

I'm going to give a quote from John Jay, who signed the Treaty of Paris and our our American Revolution, and from Federalist No.

2.

With equal pleasure, I have as taken often notice that Providence has been blessed to give this country to one united people, a people descended from the same ancestors, speaking the same language, professing the same religion, attached to the same principles of government, very similar in their manners and customs, and who, by their joint counsels, arms, and efforts, fighting side by side throughout a long and bloody war.

That's your three minutes.

That's your three minutes, sir.

That's your three minutes.

That's your three minutes.

That's your three minutes.

Order, order, order, order, order, order, order.

Look at the fucking look at that white lady like videotape.

Yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna fucking tattle on you.

I'm gonna tattle on you.

That's another thing everybody's got to quit giving a fuck about.

All these people think they've weaponized their motherfucking cell phones.

Oh, man, it's so bad.

You know what?

I did it.

I did it, bitch.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, what are you going to say then?

Yeah.

What are people going to say then?

What do you say to that?

You can't.

I did it.

You take your phone and put it back in your pocket.

I don't give a fuck.

It's a tattoo culture, bro.

Like, we're fucking sad.

I'm going to post you on Google.

Yeah.

I'm fucking telling.

I'm telling mom you said some mean stuff.

I'm going to leave a yelp.

You said a mean joke to me.

Yikes.

Yikes.

Yeah, and then they always write some passive-aggressive shit, too.

It's like, why don't you just say, like,

whatever.

Fuck all these people.

Anyway, this is great.

Did you see the monologue from the guy running for mayor in Minneapolis?

Oh, you're talking about the I am the captain now, dude?

Yeah, that guy.

Fuck.

Mr.

Fucking Captain from Somalia.

Yeah.

Did you see that?

We should put that in there.

Let's put that in there.

Yeah, this guy or more fate.

Yeah.

We heard them being called terrorists.

We heard them being called drug dealers.

We heard a lot of insults.

We heard that they're a threat to our national security.

And that's a flat out lie.

You want to know who the real threat is, Madam President?

I'll give you a hint.

They don't look like our chief author.

They don't look like the folks up in the gallery.

They don't look like the folks on the rotunda.

They look like many of the members that sit in the front.

And you don't have to take my word for it.

According to DHS, Madam President,

the greatest domestic threat facing the United States comes from, quote, racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists,

specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race.

Not our immigrants.

We are safer and we're better off because of them.

Who's safer and better off because of them?

The immigrants.

All right, first of all, motherfucker, this ain't your motherfucking country.

Okay, you have a country.

It's called Somalia.

We can tell by the shape of your motherfucking head.

Okay?

What?

Bro, that's Elon's brother.

I don't give a fuck.

You're not going to fucking come on here in this country.

First of all, that's a quote from DHS under Biden from 2021.

Okay.

Yeah, we all know what was going on there.

That's right.

It was August 2021 when that fucking statement came out.

So this guy's quoting something from four years ago under a corrupt fucking organization that was trying to silence any sort of American uprising or whatever the fuck you want to call it.

Secondly, the fuck are you doing here, bro?

You're from fucking Somalia.

Okay.

And if you want to know the attitude of these people, you people keep saying, oh, let's welcome them all.

Let's fucking, we're not good people if we don't let them here.

They don't want you here.

They do not want you here.

He's saying it plain as day.

The fact that this man has the fucking balls to stand in public on camera in the United States of America and say what he just said is insane.

If any one of us got up there and said the same thing about him and said, and by the way, what's the data say?

What's the data say?

Don't say that.

No, what's the data say?

Does the data say that the white supremacists are committing all the fucking crimes?

Or does the data say that the

massive amount of crimes that are committed by, you know, illegals are not even being reported or being reported as white people doing it, which we've exposed on this show before.

Yes, we have.

And if any of us stood here and fucking said anything

about him in front, like people would lose their fucking minds.

You people advocating for these people to be here, you need to understand they do not want you here.

And as long as you advocate for them, there will come a time where you will have to deal with these people and them saying this is our shit now.

And they're not going to give a fuck about you.

Like, dude, this is it's absurd shit

bro have you seen that did you not see that story about that woman that moved to russia oh yeah okay

black woman moved to russia because she said america's too racist she gets beat up by a couple of russians who are racist

and then cries about it on the internet yeah right okay other countries don't put up with fucking bullshit dude have you have you seen that video um i got it well i watched a whole video of that scenario yeah and she's doing doing typical fucking American shit.

But has her cell phone out.

She's up in their faces.

She's screaming at them, doing all this shit.

You know what?

They said, fuck you.

Punch in the face.

And that's what people do in other places.

Here, we are guilted into believing that it is in our best interest to allow motherfuckers like this, this guy who doesn't belong here to come in our country, or this dude up in New York City who's trying to fucking turn New York City into some sort of like fucking communist, ridiculous shit.

You guys who are all feeling guilty and all this, just remember, bro, you're going to keep feeling guilty.

And eventually you're going to be surrounded by these people and they're going to fucking hurt you.

Or they're going to kill you or they're going to take your shit.

And that's the reality.

It has been too good for too long in the United States of America where people cannot recognize the rules of everything else.

There are evil people out there.

There are people that will fucking kill you over your motherfucking shoes.

They will kill you over their house.

They will kill you because they don't like the way that you look.

And these aren't fucking white people doing it.

And I'm tired of the narrative being spread.

It's not true.

There is no single fucking data that shows that.

No.

No.

Have you seen that?

This guy here should be fucking deported right now.

And I don't even give a fuck if he's.

Is he even a fucking citizen?

He was born in Washington, D.C.

Okay, well then fucking deport him anyway.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck.

If you're going to advocate like Ileon Omar does for fucking other countries coming here and people coming here, get the fuck out.

Like, dude, I'm fucking over it.

Oh, it's not the immigrants are causing all the crime.

Dude, the black communities are fucking tired of it.

Like, what are we doing, dude?

What are we doing here?

You could openly, bro, imagine me standing in front of a fucking official government fucking function and saying something similar to that about fucking people like him.

Imagine that.

What?

That's crazy.

No, how is that okay?

But it's not okay for a fucking, dude.

If that doesn't make sense to you, if that doesn't tell you the whole story, then you're fucking asleep, bro.

They fucking hate you.

It's so crazy, man.

Have you seen this clip?

This right here?

Yeah, it's Minneapolis.

It's fucking Minnesota, man.

Like, that's crazy.

Well, that's what they fucking vote for.

Apparently, Minnesota,

apparently, Minnesotans are actually racist because

their ability to be guilted into giving up their own shit is on a different fucking level.

Well, Robin, here's my take on this, right?

Because there's people out there that will argue that this is America.

That is not fucking America.

That's not fucking America.

That's not America.

It's not America.

It's not.

Do we have the freedom of religion here?

Of course we do.

And I respect it, right?

Like it's there.

That's not America.

It's not.

It's not.

Here's the truth, bro.

America's dying.

Okay.

America's inner cities look similar to fucking third world cities.

If you go certain places in L.A., if you go certain places in any Democrat-run city,

which are, by the way, is most of the big cities, because most of the big cities are filled with immigrants and people like that guy.

They look like shit.

They look like shitholes.

They got fucking feces in the street.

They got, you know, syringes in the street.

You got people high everywhere.

You got crime.

You got this.

You got that.

Other countries are done dealing with this shit.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

I don't know, dude.

America.

I don't know.

People better stand the fuck up on an individual level dude it better start happening because these people will fucking

that that comment

about

white people pisses me the fuck off dude like bad

what the fuck are they talking about

That's the thing.

It's like, you know, when that, when that, when that came out, man, like, people, people forget there was, there's no, there's literally nothing to support that there's nothing that exists to support that narrative absolutely you mean the the the white the

yeah you could put all right look dude you could put out that warning in 2021 when you're gonna pump in 30 million motherfuckers from a different country and people are gonna be pissed about it and then they could say oh see see right yeah see right these fucking people are racist right

yeah the guy the guy the guy looks like the dude out of fucking captain phillips

Am I wrong?

Hey, am I wrong?

No.

Okay, so I don't want to hear no shit.

The fucking guy's head looks like it's from Somalia.

Yes.

His parents are from Somalia.

Okay.

No shit.

Now, I'm not a biologist, all right?

Dude, I'm sorry.

It's the way it is.

I'm sure people can look at fucking people and be like, look at that fat American.

Or look at this fucking guy.

Or look look at that.

I can tell from that guy's a Russian.

You know what I'm saying?

I could tell.

Like, the guy looks like he's from Somalia.

And by the way, I don't give a fuck.

He's a fucking racist.

I'm racist.

No, he's racist.

That's racism.

That's racism.

Yeah, man.

Guys.

Dude, what do you do about that?

Dude, it's people's guilt.

That's keeping this that's ruining this country.

Keeps him quiet.

Yeah.

Keeps him quiet.

What What the fuck do you have?

So let me ask you this.

So do white people not have a fucking place to exist anywhere?

They don't belong in America because they're colonizers.

They don't belong in Europe because Europe wasn't built by fucking white people.

It was built by black people.

So where the fuck do white people belong?

Australia?

No, you got Aboriginals.

Yeah, that's right.

So everybody else

gets to call their place home, but we don't get fucking homes.

You understand?

I get it.

I get it.

We're fucking over it, dude.

Yeah, man.

Guys, jumping on the combo.

Let us know what you guys think, man, down in the comments.

Like, this dude fucking comes on fucking,

and you wonder why people are getting pissed.

And you wonder why racist things are becoming more normal.

Like,

dude, there's no tolerance for shit like this.

Like, that guy should not be fucking allowed to be in politics or in America or anything.

In fact, I believe that if you're going to fucking get up in politicians and say a single word about race at all, you shouldn't even be in politics.

Yeah.

Well, first of all, this dude's like 24, right?

Yeah, well, there's not even, you don't even have life experience to comment on shit like that one.

But here's my other issue too.

Like, wait, like,

if that was true, then how the fuck were you ever elected to begin with?

If there was this, you know what I'm saying?

Like, how did you get your position of fucking political power?

Because, bro, white people are so afraid of being called racist, they will vote against their own interests in order to fucking defend themselves against that accusation.

That is part of the fucking propaganda play that's been played in our fucking country for 50 fucking years, man.

Like, that's part of the thing.

Dude,

listen, dude.

If you go up to fucking a table of white women and fucking anywhere in the country and you say, is it okay to be white?

Every single one of them is going to fucking stutter.

Every single one of them is going to fucking get squirmy.

Every single one of them is not going to know what to say.

Am I telling right or wrong?

Yep.

Okay, but if you go up to a fucking table full of any other group, Latino, black, Somali, fucking, fucking anything, and you say, is it okay to be whatever you are?

What are they going to say?

Oh, absolutely.

Why is that?

We're the best.

Why is that?

Why is that?

That's because white people have been fucking propagated for 20 motherfucking years to believe that they're racist and they're actually good people and they don't want to be called racist.

But, like, bro, you got to understand they're going to call you racist either way.

Oh, yeah.

Are you going to give up your house because they call you racist?

You know, like, oh, you're racist because you won't give your house to me.

Yeah, right, right.

You're going to give it up.

That'd be the next thing.

Dude, I'm just fucking over it.

I'm not hearing it, bro.

The guy does look like that, dude.

He does look like that.

I was taking some time to react because i was trying to get the picture in there

yeah man those people do not belong in our government people from other countries or have other interests do not belong in our government people who are going to advocate for illegals to come here and replace americans which is exactly what he's advocating for do not belong in our government or in our country Ilon Omar should not be in America.

No.

No.

It shouldn't be a controversial thing to say that people that advocate for people other than Americans to serve in government should be deported.

Not only that.

Any politician that you want to get up and the first thing you want to do is try to divide literally over half the fucking country, that's a problem.

That's a problem.

That's what you're running on.

Yeah.

It's a tired narrative, bro.

Listen, people are tired of it.

People don't give a fuck anymore about be called racist.

They don't care.

They don't fucking care.

I stopped caring years ago.

I know.

But I'm just saying,

there's real racism, and then there's this fake shit that they try to guilt you with.

Right?

Real racism is, you know, I fucking hate these people because they're this race.

Fuck them.

Blah, blah, blah.

Not real racism is,

you know, hey, I would like to have a country of, you know, I would like us not to be invaded by people that don't belong here.

I would like our streets to not be filled with fucking bullshit and crime.

I would like the people who live in America to speak English.

I would like them to obey our culture and be a part.

That's not racist.

That's fucking okay.

You know what I'm saying?

It's okay to say,

hey, you're not going to guilt me into believing I'm racist so that you could take my shit, you stupid fuck.

And dude, until fucking people start standing up and stop feeling guilty about all this shit, it's going to continue.

Yeah.

Guys, jumping on this combo.

Let's know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, our final segment of the show, as always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

By bringing headline in, we talk about it.

Gets one of those two options.

Andy,

you like Ghost?

I wouldn't say I like that.

I'm certainly not.

But let's talk about it.

Let's see if you find this cool.

Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads.

Paranormal investigator Dan Rivera's friends ripped trolls linking his death.

Haunted.

Wait, what the fuck is this headline saying?

Sorry, let me start this again.

Paranormal investigator Dan Rivera's friends rip trolls linking his death to haunted Annabelle doll.

This is now this is a creepy fucking topic.

It's a creepy story.

It kind of scared me, to be honest.

I might need a hug after this, but let's dive into this, man.

So friends of paranormal investigator Dan Rivera have slammed trolls linking his death to a haunted Annabelle doll with which he was on tour.

As it was announced that the pre-planned show will go ahead.

Rivera, who's 54, died suddenly suddenly Sunday at a hotel in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, hours after finishing a three-day run of his Devils on the Run tour with the Raggedy Ann doll, Annabelle.

The state police told the Evening Sun that, quote, nothing unusual or suspicious was observed at the scene, but that hasn't stopped people linking it to the doll and rumors that it's cursed.

Okay, now,

Dan passed away on July 13th.

He was seen in a video physically grabbing and handling the doll on July 12th.

So literally the day after, not even 24 hours have passed, of him handling this Annabelle doll.

Okay,

Dan is no longer with us.

Okay, let's check this video.

The name of Jesus Christ, Lord, protect us from any evil,

inhuman, or demonic entities that may surround this or infuse in this doll.

Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Amen.

I'm going to open up the case.

You're going to quickly man.

I mean quick.

Grab it and put it in.

And just close it up fast.

Close it up quick.

Close it up fast and he's moving slow as shit.

I'm just saying.

Yeah, it's good.

called possession.

That's alright.

In the name of the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners.

Now I'm with ye over our death.

Amen.

Amen?

Let me see your hands again.

This was him the day before.

We had a priest do a binding ritual on the case to contain the name of the the annual.

We also have auto pod items over in the museum, this blessing of the museum as well.

So like I said, that's for your safety.

That's my story I can go further into it.

There's a lot of YouTube videos out there.

I'm sure you guys can stay safe.

I want you guys to take your pictures, enjoy your time here.

Thank you.

Nope.

I don't know.

Would you touch the annual at all?

Probably not.

Probably not after that.

I mean, listen, like, we got, call it what it is, man.

All right.

Everybody's seen the fucking movies.

All right.

I've seen the movies.

I mean, it's definitely.

That's look.

Warning.

Positively, do not open.

Listen, man.

Yeah, it seems weird.

Look, I've had enough paranormal shit happen around me that I know the shit's real.

Like, I know it's real.

I've fucking seen it.

I got videos of it.

We got videos that we could put in the show.

Eventually, we will.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know.

Did he take the vax?

So it is.

That was the other thing going on on Twitter.

Yeah.

People are saying that my only question is, was he vaxed?

Like, that's been a fucking...

That's been a hot comment.

I mean, he looks pretty healthy.

He does look pretty healthy.

You You know, does look pretty healthy.

Looks pretty good for 54 years old.

Oh, you know.

I'm just saying.

I don't know, man.

Seems weird.

No, I wouldn't fuck with that.

I definitely wouldn't.

No.

I don't think, I think that, like, I think people,

this kind of has to do with everything we're talking about.

Like,

I think people don't understand

that there's a lot of things

that we don't see or understand or know.

And just because we see them on the surface doesn't mean that it's fake or,

you know, like, and then another thing I think is like people,

not enough people have had experiences with evil things to realize what evil truly means.

You know, um,

for example, you know, let's take this Netanyahu guy.

And people think like

when we talk about like what we talked about earlier with the Samson option or his ability to kill indiscriminately,

I think people deep down inside, a lot of people,

they may not say this, but they say, well, he must have a reason for it, or there must be...

There must be, you know,

something that we don't understand,

which is causing them to do that.

And I think people have a hard time really grasping that there is an entire category of evilness in people

that

they do not operate on the same moral standard or code of ethics or right and the understanding of right and wrong.

They don't care.

Like, it's...

Everything they do is for their benefit

and they don't think about it like you would think about it.

like if you

for most people i think if they pulled the trigger on a military attack right and let's say 50 000 children died that were innocent that would be enough for most people i think to have severe psychological issues for their whole life absolutely right they would they you would go to bed and you'd be like i am i

killed all these people and like you would you would have emotional problems and like

you got to understand these people do not think like that.

They do not have those emotions.

They do not

think

that it's wrong to kill those people as long as it serves their survival, wants, and needs.

And I think people really fuck up, man, by

not understanding that what we're dealing with here culturally in the world, when it comes to this imposed control and world communism and blackmail

and everything that we have going on is is evil.

There's no code of ethics to it.

They don't care.

And people have a really hard time understanding that.

They have a hard time grasping that there are people walking the earth

that will kill you and not feel one ounce of fucking thought afterwards.

They don't,

not even for a fucking millisecond.

And I think the United States...

has become so comfortable and it's been so good for so long

that that most people have never really had an experience with evilness like they

they they

they they say they will right they'll say yeah

i had a bad stepdad or i had a bad mom or i had a bad dad or i did this happened or that happened no that's called fucking life that's called people doing fucked up shit this is different about real evil yes Real evil exists and it's very real and it exists in the spiritual realm,

aka fucking with things you shouldn't fuck with.

But it also exists in human beings.

And

it's hard for someone who's never really seen it to understand that it exists.

I have had a number of scenarios in my life

where I've seen evil.

Like, I've seen it with my own fucking eyes.

And I don't think most people have.

I think most people think that things that normally happen, my parents got divorced.

You know, this tragedy happened or this or this.

And they equate those things to evil.

When in reality, that's not evil at all.

Those are just things that happen.

Bad things.

Bad things do happen without evil.

But then there's evil and it's a different thing.

Anyway,

guys, Andy, have a great day.

All I got.

Yeah.

Don't be a hoe.

Share the show.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bank road.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case close.