908. Andy & DJ CTI: Elmo's X Account Goes Rogue, Biden Tells NY Times He Didn't Approve Pardons Via Autopen & Elon Musk-Backed Neuralink Chip Gives Patient Mind-Control Superpower

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So so what's happening what's going on man nothing dude dude i know and real real shit though i know you're a fan uh you like baseball you play baseball growing up um you play you played in high school too right it was like all athlete thing um i saw this was uh i thought this was interesting i saw this um

and i didn't even know they did this uh the mlb they do an all-star celebrity softball game um i didn't know that was a thing yeah it's for like all the older people i think and then yeah yeah like some retired players come in and stuff like that So they're doing it.

They just had their game this past weekend, actually.

Quavo Druski.

Jordan

Chilais, yeah.

Prince Royce.

He's a rapper or song person, I guess.

I know Quavo and Druski.

Yeah, Quavo and Druski.

Yeah, it was actually some pretty good,

pretty decent little game there.

Nick Casey, I think is his name.

Yeah.

He hit on run.

Let's check this out.

Better known as Coach

against Quavo pitchers.

Driven yard.

Come on.

Come on.

That's a lot of celebrating.

Mickey Cass.

Oh, Mickey Cass.

Scoring start over the National League in the bottom of the first.

We are now in a 1-0 game.

But, you know, it's been a lot of talk.

Apparently,

the

all-time, like, best celebrity they've ever had come through and play was Snoop Dogg.

I don't know.

Did you know that?

Nope.

Okay.

Well,

his highlight reel has been going crazy.

And this is from 2015.

He still holds like all-time.

Let's check this out.

I think Nellie did pretty good, bro.

Did he?

Yeah,

Nellie did like real good in one of these games.

Yeah, I don't.

Snoop Dogg.

I mean, this is his highlight reel.

Is that him batting?

This is him batting.

Let's check it out.

Now it's time for the D-O-Double G

Snoop hits that pitch in the center of basin as he goes flying down the line.

He was thinking about taking two, and they won't.

They got him in the rundown.

They call him out.

He's not happy.

Here comes Boot.

This could get ugly right here.

Aaron Boot trying to save Snoop Dogg from getting ejected.

Look at Snoop, show him the hustle, and then look at that little nifty dexterity.

You know, he can spit rhymes with the best, but he can also

get him.

He was safe.

That was safe.

Vladimir Guerrero with a mood shot.

Come on, Snoop.

You can make it, Snoop.

Snoop Doc's going all out.

And

you went all out there.

He's focused.

He's intense.

Booney said it earlier.

Unorthodox.

Carissa just fights it off.

Oh, Snoop, he slips.

Oh,

what is he doing?

The F says he's safe.

Rob Lago.

Snoop gave a valiant effort.

Snoop is freestyling.

Well,

yeah,

that's what happens when you grow up without any grass.

Well, a different type of grass.

Yeah.

Because he had the other grass.

I mean,

yeah, that's pretty horrible.

It was pretty bad.

Yeah, pretty bad.

Yeah.

I don't know what they're doing celebrating that home run.

It was 100 feet.

Yeah, I mean, are we that poor of athletes now that we can't hit a fucking softball outside the fucking

infield?

All right,

yeah, yeah, it was, it was, uh, it was pretty interesting, but it's funny because you know, I know we usually do cruise to comments a little bit later, but uh, we talked about you having a little t-ball team, and um, that sparked some uh interest from one of our commentators.

Um, no cap, Andy needs to coach a t-ball team.

What would be the name if you had to choose?

Names aren't important, only winning,

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Yep.

Okay.

Tell us in the comments.

Give Andy some suggestions here.

Let us know.

I mean,

I would probably, you know, call it something like

real awkward and kind of, kind of gay.

Okay.

Because then we would just beat the shit out of everybody and everybody have to say like, oh man.

Bottom boys?

The little bottom boys beat us.

You know?

You call it like the fourth Reich?

No,

I would probably.

You call it the Steelers?

No.

Well.

No, I wouldn't call them the Steelers.

That means I'd have to have you as a coach too.

That's what I'm saying.

I would put me on there.

I got you.

I got enough time with you.

I call him the fine young gentleman.

That would be the second base coach.

Yeah.

The Steeler?

Mm-hmm.

You know what?

I probably

would probably, I don't know.

I'd probably call him something regular.

You know?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I like it.

I like it.

I'm going to think.

You guys give us some suggestions down in the comments.

I call them the screaming freedoms.

Screaming freedoms.

Yeah.

I like that little tyrants.

Yeah.

There we go.

The.

The revolutionary, the Paul Revere's.

Paul Revere's.

Yeah.

The Revere's.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it a lot.

Guys, give us some suggestions down in the comments.

Let us know.

Would you come play salty crackers?

I got to make fun of white people too.

Call them the Mayo.

The Mayo Basters.

No dancing.

The Mayo batters.

Mayo batters.

Okay.

The what?

No dancing.

Yeah.

All right.

This segment's going terrible.

Yeah.

Let's go ahead and move on.

You know, I'm trying, man.

I'm trying.

It's always like a, it's like a 98 Chevy, Chevy, man, you know?

Yep.

Cold start.

I got it.

That's all it is.

Let's get into some of our headlines.

Yeah, let's do that.

Let's get right into those.

Right in the head.

Go ahead and delete that whole intro.

Oh, man.

Guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them there as always.

Let's get into our headlines.

Headline number one.

Got to go to Twitter.

There was apparently somebody's account got hacked on Twitter.

And I think of all accounts that could get hacked, this was probably the worst one.

Elmo.

Elmo's ex-account goes rogue as anti-Semitic hacker slams Epstein files and calls for people to kill all Jews.

Elmo.

Yeah, Elmo.

You know, the sweet little innocent Elmo.

Yeah,

his account was hacked as an anonymous antagonist used the lovable red monster as a mouthpiece to promote anti-Semitic views, boast an obscure crypto toy company, and belabor on controversy surrounding the elusive Jeffrey Epstein files.

Now, of course, they've all been deleted,

but nothing's deleted.

So we have them here for you.

The official Elmo account.

And it starts with: Elmo says all Jews should die.

Fuck Jews.

Donald Trump is Netanyahu's puppet because he isn't in the Epstein files.

Jews control the world and need to be exterminated.

He then tweeted out, release the files at real Donald Trump child fucker,

and then kill all Jews.

I mean, this has been...

That's Elmo's official account?

Elmo's official account.

How do they not get that taken care of immediately?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you know, it's the internet, man.

So it's like, as soon as shit goes up, you know, people are automatically going to screenshot and fucking save it.

But there's been a lot of memes going around of Elmo.

People are actually hyping them up.

Elmo History X has been going and going up on Twitter.

But yeah, I mean, it brought, again, because people are not letting go of the Epstein shit.

And over the weekend, we released that Saturday CTI for everybody.

But since between now and then,

there was that Truth Social that Trump truthed out, that long

doctorial thesis statement.

Kind of just, you know, trying to relax the waters there a little bit.

For those that haven't seen it, we have the whole thing here.

I mean, I don't know if you want to read the whole thing, but there were a few parts in there that I thought were pretty interesting.

Just the language that he's using, man.

It is weird.

Okay.

Because there was a whole controversy with Dan Bontangino might be quitting, arguments with Pam Blondie.

I mean, it's been going on.

But then something happened.

This is interesting.

You have

let's catch everybody up to speed.

Basically, what it appears to be, what I believe, I know for sure, is that Epstein was an intelligence asset, most likely from a side,

that would leverage either real events that happened or events that didn't happen, but leveraging

those events on high-profile people, whether it be in our government, potentially Hollywood, to do or don't do certain things or create or mold certain narratives

through his influence.

All right.

And a lot of people were starting to believe that it was directly related to Israel, the government of Israel and their intelligence agency.

And it's so interesting because it was almost like unprovoked.

Okay.

But former Israeli prime minister furiously responds to allegations that Jeffrey Epstein was connected to Mossad.

Which one?

This is this guy here.

His name is Naftali Bennett.

Okay, Naftali Bennett decided to go to Twitter.

This is his tweet.

He says, quote, as a former Israeli prime minister, with the Mossad having reported directly to me, I say to you with 100% certainty, the accusation that Jeffrey Epstein somehow worked for Israel or the Mossad running a blackmail ring is categorically and totally false.

Epstein's conduct, both the criminal and merely despicable, had nothing whatsoever to do with the Mossad or the state of Israel.

Epstein never worked for the Mossad.

This accusation is a lie being peddled by prominent online personalities such as Tucker Carlson, pretending they know things they don't.

They just make things up, say it with confidence, and these lies stick because it's Israel.

There's a vicious wave of slander and lies against my country and my people, and we just won't take it anymore.

Now, I don't know about you, but that was giving me some Bill vibes, some Bill Clinton vibes.

You know, it was totally unprovoked.

Nobody asked him to chime in on this.

Nobody asked him for his two-piece, his two cents on this, but he decided to make that in.

Now, Megan Kelly very quickly clapped back on him very publicly as well and responded directly to the tweet.

Reads, the United States attorney who spiked the case, Alex Acosta, is on record as saying Epstein was an Intel agent, and he was told to get rid of the prosecution.

If Epstein was an agent, it was clearly either for the United States or Israel both to deny it.

What would you expect them to say?

She puts in parentheses.

He had multiple odd Israeli connections.

This denial is meaningless.

Well, no shit, it's meaningless.

I mean, dude,

those aren't my drugs.

It's not my painting.

You know, oh, yeah, guys, you caught me.

We were blackmailing all the celebrities and blackmailing Hollywood and the music industry and everybody important in the world so that,

you know, we could control the narrative and basically do whatever we want.

And anybody that doesn't go along with it, we just de-bank them, deplatform them, ruin their lives through cancel culture, label them racist, anti-Semitic, bigoted.

And, you know, we were doing it.

So, I mean, what do you expect him to say?

Of course he's going to say it's not true.

Now, that doesn't mean,

I mean, really, dude, him coming out so hard and saying this

feels like panic to me.

You know, it feels like, like, if you really weren't,

if it's really bullshit, then what are you doing chiming in?

And if it's, if it, if it is really bullshit, what's the, uh, what was the other prime minister's name

who was seen visiting the ex-prime minister who was seen visiting Yeah, who Barack, okay, who's been seen with Jeffrey Epstein dozens of times in his properties dozens of times, hiding his face.

If he was doing nothing wrong, why was he hiding his face?

Look, dude,

nobody's buying it.

That's what it comes down to.

You know what I mean?

Like, nobody's buying it.

And you could come out and you could say, oh, it wasn't me and it didn't exist.

And the next thing that's going to be,

the next phase of this, and by the way,

this fucking idiot who hacked Elmo's page, all right?

You guys going out there and saying, oh, we need to kill all these people and eliminate them and this and that.

You're causing the fucking problem.

You're the ones making the problem unsolvable.

Because then it comes across as generalizing an entire race, religion, group of people, which we all know isn't true.

And when you start saying things like Elmo's saying here, where he's like, kill everybody,

dude, this is where they have the justification to make laws that if you ask about Epstein or say that Epstein was a Mossad agent, they arrest you for anti-Semitism or hate speech.

They're already doing this in European countries.

So all of you.

How do you even know that it wasn't like, how do we know that it was hacked?

How do we know that that isn't part of the fucking play itself?

Listen, man,

the bottom line is, is that it's very frustrating

to

try to solve this problem

when we have people who are generalizing the extermination of an entire group of people.

Because then you can't have a relative conversation about who's actually doing it

and what they're doing.

You know,

it becomes this

insane,

ridiculous shit.

And yeah, you're right, dude.

Who's to say that that's not some sort of Israeli op to even say that so that those things get banned, right?

But I can tell you, dude, the way this is going, the next thing is going to be if you question Jeffrey Epstein, you're anti-Semite.

And the next thing after that will be, if you question Jeffrey Epstein,

it's hate speech and we're going to arrest you.

And

it comes from people not understanding the entire play

and

quite honestly, being lazy with their words and their articulation.

Yep.

You know, it's not all Jews and it's not even close to all Jews.

And

you're playing right into their fucking plan by saying that shit.

And it honestly, dude, like the amount of

Generalization towards that topic is

fucking disturbing.

Yeah.

You know, oh, it doesn't fix anything.

Well, no, it's like saying it would be the same as saying, kill all white people or kill all black people or kill all this because there's a group of elite ones doing some fucked up shit.

Like, that's not

like I don't understand how that's not understandable.

And I think it is understandable to most people, which makes me think that some of this shit is propaganda.

You know, I don't know, dude, but like, it's starting to make me feel real, real sick, like, just about human beings in general man like

bro we're like i posted this video in my instagram story over the weekend

of this young kid who was i don't think it was in the us he was probably seven or eight years old and he was having a birthday party and he wanted to celebrate it with the trash guys okay so they set up a table and a cake and some snacks and some sandwiches and the trash guys you know come by and they celebrate the kid's birthday with them, and it's like super wholesome.

And,

you know, that's how people are, bro.

People are

across the world, they're

good people.

They are taught to hate and they are taught to divide and they are taught to separate.

And the fact that the world looks the way that it does

with a bunch of supposedly wealthy, civilized people

is, is, is, is, it's disturbing, you know, like, so this is what we're going to do with our, with our power and our authority.

You guys are just going to fucking ruin the fucking world.

And,

you know,

you're already the richest people on the planet, but you're going to oppress everybody else to squeeze another couple fucking nickels out of them and make like it's just

dude, where we are in humanity is to me,

I almost wish I had stayed

asleep, so to speak, because it's so disgusting to me.

Like, these are grown people.

These are grown people that have no

care or

empathy or any sort of concern for,

you know, 50,000 kids being killed in Gaza or anywhere.

Like, it doesn't matter if it's Gaza or Israeli children or Iraqi children or

down into into Iraq.

Yes, it doesn't matter, bro.

These are fucking kids.

And we have

these adults who are worth more money than anybody on the planet at the top of the food chain across governments globally who have no problem

oppressing the people below them for what?

For a little more power?

For a little more money?

Like, what the fuck is going on, bro?

It's very evil.

And

I'm all for capitalism, dude.

It's the best system in the world no question

i'm all for wanting to be wealthy it's very important

but what i'm not for is people who are already the wealthiest people in the world squeezing one last drop of juice out of the poorest people on the planet so so what for what reason you know what i mean and it's just starting to really like

it's just starting to really bother me like the world shouldn't be this way it shouldn't It shouldn't be this way.

There should be no reason for any government or any group of people to be blackmailing other people to push some sort of agenda.

That's like, that's ridiculous shit, bro.

We live inside of a fake world.

You know, our music's fake.

Our fucking entertainment's fake.

Everything has an agenda.

Our money's fake.

Like,

dude, it's just, it's ridiculous.

And apparently it's controlled by a small group of elite people that have coordinated you know across the world and

i don't know man like it's just we're almost at the point where we're not even gonna be able to talk about it oh 100 you know yeah and it's crazy and like speaking of us not being able to talk about it apparently allegedly over the weekend as well um lane maxwell Well, that's a whole nother thing.

She's trying to talk about it.

Bro, that's a whole nother thing.

Let me, I'll tell you exactly what's happening here.

And I've not seen a single fucking person pointed out.

All these fucking people think they're real smart.

All these influencers and talking heads and I'm with this organization and that organization.

Bro, they don't, they, they lack the ability to deduce and put together the pieces.

I have not seen one person be able to effectively do it the way that we've done it here, for real, for the last four years.

We got plenty of receipts.

Everybody's like, oh, she's going to talk.

She's going to blow the whistle.

Are you fucking stupid?

Are you fucking that stupid?

That is not what's going to happen.

They kept her alive for a very specific reason.

Do you know what that reason is?

It's so she can validate that there was no fucking list.

All right.

So she's in jail.

All these idiots are like, ah, she's going to come out and talk and tell the whole thing and this and that.

No, the fuck, she isn't.

Because they went to her and they said, hey.

Here's your opportunity.

You can come out and validate that this was all blown up and bullshit, and you get to stay alive, or

we'll kill you.

Okay,

because if that was the case, bro, she would have been done it, dude.

You don't think that was a chess piece?

They kept that chess piece on purpose.

These people are 20 steps ahead of all these fucking idiots on the internet.

Like, real talk.

Like, she's going to come out.

She's going to fucking say, oh, it was this and this and this.

All these people, they're going to be able to smash it.

They're going to say, look, she even said that it wasn't that.

No shit.

You know what I mean?

Absolutely.

Like, dude,

she's going to backtrack on everything she said.

She's going to say she was coerced.

They're going to remove culpability.

And then everybody's going to breathe a big sigh of relief.

Yep.

Alan Dershowitz, he even talked about it.

I mean, he's trying to call her a victim now.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they're already setting it up, bro.

I know.

They're setting it up.

I know.

But what bothers me is, like, dude, our country has no fucking hope until people learn to think.

Seriously.

Like,

dude, they assume that these people are operating above board.

These people are not operating in good faith.

They are liars.

They are cheaters.

They are criminals.

They are corrupt.

They have zero, zero regard.

or reservations for lying straight to your fucking face.

And I don't know how people can't understand that.

It's like, and it's all of them.

It's fucking all of them, dude.

It's all of them.

They will lie right to your face.

Okay.

So it's like George Carlin said, you know, it's a big club and we ain't in it.

So that's my take on that Epstein shit.

Like,

she's just going to validate what they're saying now, whatever the narrative is now.

That's going to piss some people off.

And then you got it.

And then you got like all these other business guys who are attached to this company or that company, and they talk in their interests.

And like, dude, there's just nobody really like that has the people's interest

at hand.

Like real talk.

I know I do.

I know I do.

And people may say, you know, this or that or whatever, but I know where my heart is, bro.

And like, I wouldn't come on here and put myself in the line of fucking danger, having to have security and if I didn't believe in this shit.

But like, bro, these people, this government and this, this shit, it's too far gone, dude.

That's the reality.

And until like, you know, I think the hope for Trump was that he would dismantle and rip the fucking corruption out because that's what he ran on and that's what he said.

But I think people are losing faith in that.

And I think, you know, a lot of people have lost faith in that.

And I think until he does that, it's going to continue to get worse.

And

if he doesn't do that, that,

the people are going to have to do it.

And that's the reality.

There will have to be a revolution.

Okay.

Because,

and there will be, because historically, that's what happens.

And people will say, why hasn't it happened yet?

Because things haven't gotten bad enough.

Historically, when revolutions happen, it happens when people start to starve.

Okay.

We're not starving yet.

When people start to starve, like when the dude up in New York starts putting in, you know, state-run grocery stores and there's no food in them and shit, then we're going to start to see fucking people say, oh, well, we should revolt.

But

the truth of the matter is by that time, the people are so weak, it becomes that much harder.

And because of information and because of technology and because of everything that's going on, you know, it's, it's a harder time to have a quote unquote revolution.

Probably the hardest time in the history of mankind.

And not just because of the weapons, but because of the way the financial system works and all these things.

Like, dude, everybody's like, oh, they're going to put us on a digital currency.

What the fuck do you think you use now?

Yeah, right.

What the fuck do you think you use now?

Like, what do you think?

Like, you know what I'm saying?

How much gold and hard currency do you have in your home?

You're fucking already on the digital system.

You just can't see it yet.

And,

you know, well, they could shut it off whenever they want.

They already do that.

They could track you anywhere you want.

They already do that.

Like, all of these things these people say.

Off-grid, they don't know me.

Yeah, they're already doing those things.

No such thing, man.

When we sit here and like have a logical discussion about what has to happen for our people to be free,

we have to have someone that's going to tear the fucking corruption right out of the government and not give a fuck about doing it.

And the problem that I see with Trump is like, and this is the same thing he did in fucking

his first term.

He comes in saying all this shit.

And then he tries to like play ball with these people.

And it's like, that's not what people want.

And I think he's making a massive mistake, bro.

Trump is thinking that Trump,

that people are following Trump.

People are not following Trump.

They're following the things that he claims to stand for.

They are tired of the corruption.

They are tired of the lies.

They are tired of the manipulation.

They are tired of the financial oppression.

They're tired of paying more of their money to the government than they get to keep.

They're tired of the artificial division.

They're tired of the media being pure propaganda.

They're tired of all of it, dude.

They're tired of being told, you know, that they're criminals or that they're racist or that they shouldn't get along with these people or this or that.

People just want to fucking get together, bro, and have a goddamn barbecue and fucking chill.

But we can't because these fucking super rich elite fucks can't maintain power without squashing everybody else.

And until we get someone who's going to go in there and rip the fucking guts right out of it, nothing will change until the people rise up and fucking just do what they got to do.

And by the way,

that's in our Declaration of Independence.

You are not violating the law talking about a revolution.

You are not violating the law talking about what is required of the citizens.

In the Declaration of Independence, it very clearly states that when a government becomes corrupt, we have a duty as American citizens to fix it.

And

that's not illegal for you to talk about.

That's our obligation as citizens.

And it's protected by free speech.

So if you really want to understand what needs to happen, one of two things has to happen.

Trump either has to fucking pull the guts out of the shit and the corruption out, which doesn't look like he's going to do.

And everybody can say, well, he's part of this or part of that or part of this.

You still don't know what the fuck's going on.

Okay.

You don't.

And I don't.

Nobody does.

All we can do is look at the things and draw conclusions.

But it does look like he's leaning towards not doing those things as much as he said that he was going to do those things, which in that case leaves us in a position where we, the people, have to decide what it's worth to us to fix this country once and for all.

Because I'm going to tell you something.

Most of the people that I know that voted for Trump did not vote for Trump to come in and fuck around with these corrupt people.

We voted for him to go in, clean fucking house, put people in jail, and give us our fucking country back.

And that's not happening.

Okay.

So

maybe that's on the agenda.

Maybe that's something that he plans on doing.

I don't know.

But

in my opinion, the strategy should be do that shit right up in the beginning so that people can see how the country's going to feel, look, and operate without that corruption so that they buy into it over the next three

years that's what i would do um

if i were president i mean because look dude and every and then people are saying well dude what if he's under threat or what if they're threatening his kids i'm sure they are you don't run for office if you're not prepared to trade your life for the what what you're trying to do yeah okay like that's part of what risk that's under correct that's part of what signing up for this is okay i don't come on here and speak my mind which I think I speak my mind more authentically than anybody on the internet without fucking fear.

Okay, I don't do that without understanding there are risks.

I'm not, I'm not,

I'm not ignorant to the risks.

The risks just mean less to me than our country.

Yeah,

and

you know, if that's the case, then he shouldn't have ran.

You know what I'm saying?

So, I don't know, dude, but I think there's a lot going on.

I think think it,

I don't know.

We'll see what happens.

Guys, jumping on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

But yeah, man, guys, appreciate you.

Let's keep the cruise moving.

I think this is, I mean, I try to take it at a different angle sometimes, but like, you know, there's always the main stuff going on.

There's a lot of stuff happening behind the scenes, right?

So let's catch up on some of that stuff.

Because this is a hot one.

Biden tells New York Times he did not individually approve names of many pardoned via auto pin.

This is a hot story coming out.

And it's exactly what we thought.

It's exactly what we knew, what's happening.

I mean, it's not really a surprise, but let's dive into this a little bit.

Former President Joe Biden admitted to the New York Times that he did not individually sign off on each of the pardons issued via his auto-pin signature to batches of criminals at the end of his term, though he reportedly delineated its criteria to staff.

In the final months of his term, Biden issued four large sets of pardons, three of which were categorically or categorical clemency actions covering large swaths of people, the Times noted Sunday.

But per the outlet, Biden approved standards to give out categorical pardons to criminals in his final months of office, but staff ultimately ran a final list of names that supposedly met the criteria through the auto auto pen, though it had been revised after Biden delineated the requirements.

Quote, Mr.

Biden did not individually approve each name for the categorical pardons that apply to large numbers of people, he and AIDS confirmed.

Rather, after extensive discussion of different possible criteria, he signed off on the standards he wanted to be used to determine which convicts would qualify for a reduction in sentence.

Even after Mr.

Biden made that decision, one former aid said the Bureau of Prisons kept providing additional information about specific inmates, resulting in small changes to the list.

Rather than ask Mr.

Biden to keep signing revised versions, his staff waited and then ran the final version through the auto pin, which they saw as a routine procedure, the aide said.

Now, what's interesting with all of this is that

the only

clemency, okay, the only one that was actually

signed by Biden's own hand was the one that he gave for Hunter Biden.

That was the only one.

Now, if you remember on January 19th of 2025,

there was a large, that was a final big batch of pardons that came out.

And so if this is the case, and this is the position of a lot of legal scholars, our own Attorney General for the state of Missouri, Andrew Bailey, that would mean

pardons that he pretty much gave his entire family, null and void.

Anthony Fauci, null and void.

Mark Mealy, the general, who admitted in front of Congress that he would intentionally warn our enemies of any impending war.

Yeah, null and void.

And then all the people on the J6 select committee,

all null and void.

And so that...

You notice how quiet these people have been?

Haven't said a fucking word.

Yeah.

A word.

Now, Obama obama just came out today did you see what he said he told the democrats they have to toughen up also and that uh laying down in the fetal position is not going to get anything done what what do you mean like just trying to rally the troops i guess i mean that was the first comment well they can't say anything because trump could just fucking rest them especially after this he needs to bro no he needs to that's what he was elected to do this needs to happen that's what he was elected to do if trump does not fucking handle business the way that in that way meaning removing the corruption completely top to bottom not scolding them not embarrassing them not tweeting about them i mean fucking handcuffing them and putting them in prison at a

minimum for treasonous activities and crimes against humanity and conspiracy conspiracy is an actual crime okay

then this will just fester into something more and it will be worse and

we're gonna find out a lot because I know he knows that.

He fucking knows that.

He has to know that.

Yeah.

And dude, painting the country in red, white, and blue and having celebrations.

And, you know,

it's not going to cover for people.

People understand.

They see the corruption, dude.

They see it.

All right.

Like.

It seems like these people are talking to us the same way, like

they would in 2008 or 2012.

Like,

no, we see the power structure.

You know, the reason people are upset about Epstein is not because of just the trafficking, which is bad enough.

It's because people understand that the power structure that maintains the control and oppresses the average citizen

manipulates the citizen, lies to the citizen, creates financial hardship for the citizen.

The entire power structure is based on blackmail, and the average person is seeing that, okay, and they're tired of that.

So trying to pretend that that's not the case anymore is not going to get it done and it's not going to go away.

So,

you know,

to keep saying this is about trafficking only is it's like that's like throwing a breadcrumb at people.

Like people know it's not about trafficking.

They understand

the ins and outs.

Like a lot of this stuff that people are talking about publicly now was known by people who were paying attention years ago.

Years ago, bro.

So years ago.

Well, there may be hope.

There may be hope because this comes out

and then this bombshell comes out.

I don't know if you want to call it a bombshell.

FBI opens investigation into decade of Democrat Party antics and misconduct, opening door for appointment of special prosecutors.

So this just came out.

This was under the direction of Cash Patel.

The FBI is opening an investigation into a decade of

Democrat Party antics and misconduct.

According to Just the News, the investigation has been ongoing for several weeks now.

The investigators are looking back at Hillary Clinton's illegal homebrew server.

The investigation is expected to reveal credible information of wrongdoing ignored by the FBI, the previous FBI administration.

Recall that according to the FBI, in November 2016, the Bureau found thousands of potentially relevant messages, including messages sent to and from Clinton herself while she was Secretary of State.

But the FBI reportedly found most of those emails to be personal messages or ones they had already seen.

The FBI was protecting Hillary.

That's exactly what was happening.

But this dives in to the whole Operation Crossfire hurricane.

It's a full blanketed investigation that's covering, that's allegedly supposed to be covering all of that, from Obama to Andrew McCabe

to Comey to the DOJ side with Lynch,

all of the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC.

Like

this just got announced today, and apparently it's been going on for several weeks now, but it just got publicly announced.

So there is an actual official investigation happening with this.

The F-C files be released on day one.

We'll see.

Dude, listen,

this is all bullshit.

I'm calling bullshit right now.

Okay.

All this is another fucking crumb to keep people pacified.

Yeah, bro.

And I will not believe a single fucking word of any of these people until there are mass arrests of these criminals.

Period.

Yeah.

Period.

Period.

How the fuck is Hillary Clinton still walking around free, okay?

When

it's been proven that she made up the steel dossier with her team, paid to have it made, and then used it to divide the country for eight years.

Under the direction or approval of Obama, who was then president.

How are these people still walking?

That is fucking treason.

Okay, this whole idea that these people have it within their rights to use the press, Hollywood, music, culture to manipulate the average citizen and make their lives harder.

That's it's fucking unacceptable, bro.

That's insane.

Okay.

These people deserve to be fucking dealt with.

They need to be tried for treason.

They need to be tried for

Fauci and his whole crew and everybody, bro.

We will not be able to move forward.

People have not forgotten about all these things.

They have not forgotten about what happened to COVID.

There's fucking millions of people walking around right now with a vaccine inside of them and they're scared shitless because they're like, fuck.

So they were forced to get it.

Yeah, that's right, dude.

And, and, and dude, they just pardoned this dude out in Utah who was being threatened with 35 years in prison earlier this month in July

for

destroying COVID vaccine and giving out fake cards.

Okay.

And then he got pardoned here just like a day or two ago, but, or it got dismissed.

But I mean, we're still, people have been dealing with this, dude.

And until people see accountability and truth and these politicians understand they can't just do whatever they want, nothing's going to change.

Yeah, dude, it's even like the, the, the, you know, the Butler assassination attempt.

Like, there's stuff coming out on that now.

Um, because there was this GOA report that just listed out.

a bunch of different facts that are just now coming out as official facts about this thing.

And you got the former Secret Service director Kimberly Cheadle.

She responded to it.

But I want to show the claims or the facts that came out from this investigation is that these are the key findings from the GOA report or GAO report.

10 days before the event, high-level Secret Service officials were briefed on a classified threat to Trump.

Quote, once those officials reviewed the intelligence, they could have then requested that personnel within their chain of command be briefed on the specific information.

Officials failed to share this information, leaving federal and local law enforcement entities planning and staffing the event unaware of the active threat, including members of the Donald Trump Protective Division.

Local law enforcement officials told the

GAO

they would have requested additional assets for that rally had they known of that credible threat.

So they knew something was happening 10 days before it.

CNN live streams one of his rallies, the only one they ever fucking live streamed, live streams it.

They knew about it, it, and they failed to do fucking anything about it.

Listen, dude, these people are criminals, bro.

They are criminals.

And the fact that Donald Trump seems to come in

and

try to fucking play with these dudes, it's like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

Like, it really does make him look like he's part of it.

You can't play their game when they're not.

I'm sorry.

Like, I'm sorry, dude.

I know a lot of people trust him, and I hope he does.

I really do.

I want to like him.

I want to fucking back him.

I want to cheer for him.

I think most people do.

But until these motherfuckers are fucking cleaned out, like for real,

I'm not going to, I don't believe anything anybody says.

Yeah.

I got to see it.

I talked to somebody very high up last night.

Okay.

Very high.

Very, very high.

Not Trump, not the vice president, but somebody right there.

And this person said very directly to me that there's so so much going on behind the scenes.

Now, by the way, this is a person they have not been on the show, but I have been close to for a very long time.

They said very directly to me that

there's so much pushback and so much fighting from the deep state behind the scenes right now that it's

unbelievable.

And so, um,

I can't really say more than that, but

allegedly, that's, and I trust this person.

But yeah, I mean, it's not just going smooth back behind closed doors, which could explain a lot of the hangout.

I'm all for the benefit of the doubt, bro.

But what I'm not for is by the end of this term, if these motherfuckers aren't dealt with, we're fucked as a country.

I think that's what a lot of these people are expecting, bro.

They're expecting that, like, the Obamas, the Clintons, the fucking factors.

They're going to ride this out.

They'll be good.

Right.

They'll be good.

We just got to get through this term we're fine you know like that's what they're expecting

and honestly i think i don't actually expect them to be sooner than that because dj i don't understand like if they might get through the first year of the term they're good because well like i said people will be the only the only time trump has to do this is between now and midterms yeah all right um

yeah dude uh i mean that's pretty much it you know you either clean house or you're full of shit and you'll go down and president is one of the biggest lame ducks ever.

Yeah.

And we know he's, I mean, listen, he's an ego guy, and he cares about his fucking,

he's been getting destroyed on truth.

I know.

Truth social.

Well, you know what I'm saying?

Like that long post he posted out.

Like, I mean, dude, he's been getting

lit up

everywhere.

So it's like, I know he knows it.

Yeah.

But

all they got to do.

is give a little bit more transparency to what is actually going on.

Yeah.

You know, like

Tulsi Gabbard came out and said, hey, there's a lot of shit going on behind the scenes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I watched that and I'm like, all right, well, that makes sense.

You know, it's the way they're going about it that is causing people's spidey senses to go off.

You know what I'm saying?

But at the end of the day, dude, like, if he doesn't do it,

if he doesn't do it, the people are going to have to.

The people don't have to do it.

If the people don't do it, then we're going to end up in a situation where, you know,

it's going to be not good.

Guys, jump in this conversation.

Tell us what you guys think down in the comments.

Love to hear it.

With that being said, a third and final headline, headline number three.

Now,

we've talked plenty of times.

I know your position on AI is, you know,

it's changed.

We've had experts come in and talk about it.

And I've always been of the belief if there is benefits to people, cool.

And I think there might be one.

And it just got displayed.

Headline number three reads, paralyzed patient reveals incredible abilities after receiving Neuralink chip.

All right.

This is an interesting one.

It is weird.

All right.

But let's dive into this.

This is Elon Musk, one of his companies called Neuralink.

Let's dive into the story.

A paralyzed U.S.

military veteran is able to play video games, control electronics, and even design 3D objects by using only his thoughts thanks to a coin-sized chip implanted in his brain and backed by tech magnate Elon Musk.

RJ, a quadriplegic who lost use of his limbs following a devastating motorcycle accident, is the first patient at a Miami hospital to be fitted with the telepathy device developed by Musk brain interface company, Neuralink.

The surgical milestone was completed earlier this year at UHealth Tower, the flagship hospital of the University of Miami Health System.

RJ is one of just seven people nationwide to have received the trip.

Let's check this out.

We currently have a clinical trials in the U.S.

for a product that we call telepathy, which allows users to control phone or computer purely with their thoughts.

Neuralink is implanted with precision surgical robot.

It's physically invisible.

And one week later, users are able to see their thoughts transform into actions.

I'm about to play a video of our first user.

And what Noland is doing is he's looking at a normal off-the-shelf MacBook Pro and with his Neuralink device, as you're going to see, he's going to be able to control the cursor simply with his mind, no eye tracking.

And here we actually have Nolan playing Mario Kart.

Nolan is not the only cyborg playing Mario Kart in this clip.

We actually have a whole community of users, as mentioned earlier.

And this is literally five of our first users of Neuralink playing Mario Kart together over call.

And I think this is for the first time someone playing a first.

I think I heard, we got to double-check.

I think I did hear that, but I was like, you just moved past that pretty quick.

Let me see.

He did say cyborg.

I think he did say cyborg.

Hold on.

Nolan is not the only cyborg playing Mario Kart in this.

He called him cyborgs, bro.

Fuck.

We're here.

That's not cool.

All right, keep going.

Wait, that's not cool, man.

It's not cool.

Oh, that's not cool.

This is literally five of our first users of Neuralink playing Mario Kart together over call.

What I'm about to show you, and I think this is for the first time, someone playing a first-person shooter game with a brain-computer interface, Alex shooting another person.

Oh, dear God.

I don't know what I want him to freaking shoot you on when I do.

I work

basically all day from when I wake up.

I'm trying to wake up at like 6 or 7 a.m.

And I'll do work until sessions.

He's really unable to leave his house.

Now with the Neuralink device, we're going to show you a clip of him with his kids at the park.

I have been a Batman for a long time, but I go outside now and I can control the computer with telepathy.

Dad's watching.

And he always brags about how good his handwriting was.

So we actually got to put it a test.

We gave him a robotic arm.

And I think this is the first time he tried using the robotic arm to write anything.

And this is a sped up version of writing at the convoy trial and drawing something.

And you're about to see him and his uncle playing a game.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot, tick.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Hmm.

Cyborgs, bro.

Yeah,

I mean, look, dude.

Don't call them that.

This is how they do it.

People are going to think I'm shitting on people by saying this.

This is how they do it.

Okay, this is how they get chat GPT

Accepted by everybody, even though the people who are accepting it don't realize that it's going to eliminate their value in the world for the most part.

They don't understand that going on a universal basic income is going to mean poverty,

not prosperity.

And they do it through greed.

Okay.

They say, hey, look here, business owners, you can do all this shit with none of the overhead.

All right.

And then they get to adopt.

And it's no different with this chip.

With this chip right now, what are they doing?

They're showing you a story that no reasonable human being could argue with like i mean bro this is great yeah like yeah this is great yeah okay i can't say that it's not it's great i i i think it's amazing that's amazing yeah all right but what happens after this

what happens down the road what happens when you give the neural link to somebody who's, you know, an evil fuck.

Yeah, right.

Okay.

And then what happens when everybody has the Neuralink and everybody has Grok in their brain and everybody can know everything at once?

Then the average human has to get it or they can't even be competitive.

Right.

So,

you know, dude, this reminds me a lot of, you know, the Bible, man, where they say in the mark of the beast.

Yeah.

You know, like, this is transhumanism.

This, he just said cyborg.

They called him cyborg.

He floated over it.

Listen, bro, that's because it's normal already in their mind.

They've already committed and and it's already going and it's not going to be able to be stopped because the average person

cannot

think past what they are shown.

And we've seen that.

And people say, oh, Andy, you're not giving people enough credit.

No, dude, we've seen it.

The whole thing that happened with COVID, bro, was right in people's faces.

And

they couldn't see it.

And this is the result of

decades of demoralization to the point where you can't show people

anything that will change their mind until they're legitimately enslaved by it.

It's too late.

Right, exactly.

Like

you could show people all kinds of evil things.

You could show them, for example, how many episodes did we do on COVID?

How many experts did we bring in?

How many times did we show the

reality of how they were reporting cases and deaths and

the the insurance data of the all-cause mortality rate on the vaccines and the cycle rate on the pcr tests and all of the the the ivermectin the the hydrochloroquine that everything like we talked about it with data

almost non-stop that entire time and nobody fucking listened and nobody nobody

realized that it was bullshit until like a couple years later.

And with AI, AI replicates so fast and learns so fast and evolves so fast that a couple years later, it's too late.

And dude, we're already past the fucking point.

I mean, it's,

there's no way to put it back in the box.

They launched it exactly how I said they would launch it years ago with greed to the entrepreneur.

They did exactly that.

And, you know, they're doing it exactly again here.

And

I understand it's a hard thing to argue with when you see men who have been paralyzed, who are now finding some joy and some relief and some ability to live a normal life i think that's fucking amazing and so does everybody else but the problem isn't with these kind of situations it's the rest of it yeah and so you know when i see this

you know i think it's really good stuff but do we really believe that elon's primary motivation for doing this is to help these guys or is it something bigger is it something more powerful like do we really believe that you know we're not going to have grok And, I mean, Elon's already said on TV, bro, there's going to be more robots than there are people.

Well, I think the truth is, too, man, it's like everything can be,

anything can be corrupted, right?

Like, I mean, you even look at the idea.

Like, I mean, I know the Facebook, you know, being created by the CIA.

I know

that's a talk out there, right?

But, like, let's say even just on the good value, right?

Like, it was a great, it was something, you know, social media in general.

you know, it was used to connect people and people all across the fucking globe, never been connected before.

Yeah, but like, there's still still evil people who use it for bad things we just saw elmo you know what i'm saying like there's plenty of ways that things can get corrupt even if it does have good intentions in the beginning okay so true all right

then the problem becomes when evil people are not held accountable and there's zero regulations for the next 10 years well what do you do about that okay yeah but i'm what i'm saying is If we lived in a society where evil wasn't tolerated and was held accountable appropriately, it would be an easier thing to say, okay, this is okay.

This is cool, yeah, right.

But we live in a society where evil is not held accountable.

So that's, that's where the concern comes from.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

So I'm happy for these gentlemen.

I mean, this is great.

This is great shit.

It is.

It is fucking, I mean, it's pretty wild to just think just the level of humanity where we're at.

I mean, just to control shit, which, I mean, that's wild, man.

That is freaking wild.

Yeah, we'll wait till, you know, they're able to control automobiles and traffic lights and lights.

Yeah.

Like, dude, it's going to get

to a point where if you don't have it, you're an ill-equipped human being.

You know what I mean?

Literally, yeah.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck, man.

Like, if you, think if you were, if you took someone and they knew everything that Grok knows,

and then you put them against someone who's just one of us.

That person's going to run circles around you, no matter what, in anything.

Like

everything and knows everything in a fucking instant.

What do you think is going to happen with that?

Nothing good.

Yeah, man.

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

Guys, tell us what you guys think, man, down in the comments.

Let us know.

With that,

final segment of the show.

We have thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck as always.

I got some, some, this might be some hope for humanity, or at least, you know, the testosterone-filled men, potentially, right?

A thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, golfer beaten down, thrown into pond by NHL Enforcer, breaks his silence.

I saw this.

Okay, all right.

So last week, a video went viral that showed a man verbally abusing another golfer on Alberta Springs golf course in Red Deer, Alberta, Canada on July 4th.

The man, taking the verbal assault, quickly had enough, grabbed the mouthy one, and tossed him into a pond.

And when the soaked abuser came at him again, the man popped the rowdy won several times in the face and tossed him around like a sack of potatoes very viral clip um had over five million views on twitter uh with this uh initial tweet saying can you imagine running your mouth at the golf course only to get fed by former nh elder nick terensky uh terensky tarinsky tarnasky there we go It just took me a couple of butchers, but the bangs were straight out of the WWE and the guy was warned: mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Hockey players are the best.

So, here's a clip.

Check it out.

You guys need to get off the golf course.

Go now.

Back up, go now.

Record and go.

I don't know what you're doing.

You're not scaring anybody.

I just need to.

I don't fucking kill.

Hey, man.

Come on, man.

So the guy in the white shirt's a fucking NHL guy.

Oh, yeah.

Not even just an NHL guy.

Badass NHL guy.

You want one?

Look how he crosses.

I got it all in record.

I got it all in records.

Bang!

Hey!

You wanna fucking go, guys!

Leave him alone.

Hey, leave him alone, man.

Why wouldn't you go back?

You fucking.

Like the bangs.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Come on, man!

Bang!

How'd he get in there?

Apparently, that's this dude's thing.

He did it in NHL, too.

No shit.

Enough!

Get out!

Good toss.

Enough!

That's where you get these little fuckers that are like, I'll fucking kick your ass at 170 pounds.

Bro, I've tossed you over that fucking mountain, bro.

So that was a video.

Yeah.

Okay.

That dude's like 6'3 ⁇ , 240.

Bro, that's a big boy.

Yeah.

Big boy.

Who's a fucking goon in the NHL?

That's what the fuck he did.

And by the way, if you watch the whole video, he actually did a great job restraining himself.

Yeah.

He could have smashed that guy hard.

And then, you know, this is one of the typical IC red dudes.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah.

Like,

whatever.

He deserved it.

So that's his, when he punches, his bang.

Yeah, yeah.

He's got a shirt.

He's got a shirt that says bang, bang, bang on it.

Yeah.

So, like, dude, this guy's like, this guy apparently is like.

This is what he does.

Yeah, that's all he does is fight.

He had like 500 fights or something in the HL.

Jesus.

Or some kind of crazy number and a bunch of fucking crazy penalty minutes, too.

Jeez.

But yeah, I mean, look, bro, he dispensed a little justice on this dude.

The guy deserved it.

Well, so I feel like if we would have, if this situation would have happened five years ago, what do you think the drunk guy or the dudes who got his ass beat?

What do you think his reaction would have been?

What do you think the world, society?

Oh, he would have said, Look, bro, I don't think, I think he would have handled it exactly how he did handle it.

Only little pussy bitches get in fights and then threaten to sue and all this shit.

I'm the victim, bro.

You ran your mouth.

You got beat up.

It's okay.

It has happened to everybody.

I've got my ass kicked before.

And you know what?

I deserved it.

You're right, right.

And if we as men could just accept that as reality, the world would be a much better place.

All right, Andy, because here's the thing.

The man who was on the receiving end of a beating from a former pro hockey player on Alberta golf course last week is now admitting he was drunk and surely

And he is apologizing for causing the ruckus that led to the fight.

That's the rightful thing to do.

Here Here we go.

Yeah, go ahead.

Here we got a clip.

Here it is.

It's a round of golf.

I got it on.

Yep, that's me.

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Yep.

That's me, guys.

The guy that got dropped like a bucket of balls in a pond.

Not my finest moment, I know.

Looks real bad.

Played 36 holes of golf.

We drank way too much, and my mouth ran faster in my brain.

All jokes aside, guys, I'd like to apologize to all the folks on the course, anyone caught up in it, and anyone who had to deal with me that day.

I lost my cool, and I've learned from it.

Just one of those days where you should have kept the card on the path, you know.

Stay hydrated, keep your stick on the ice, maybe stick to 18.

36 holes a lot, bro.

Simon golf, man.

I mean, look, dude, that's what you do.

That's what a man does.

I mean, you're not going to win every every fucking thing, bro.

And sometimes you're going to be the asshole.

And it's not everybody else.

Sometimes it is you.

Sometimes it's you.

You know, and you know, you got to say, hey, sorry, guys, I'm an asshole.

You know, like, or somebody's got to tell you.

I just, I just think that's the way it should be.

Like, I don't know.

Like, I've been an asshole plenty of times.

And, you know, afterwards, I always felt bad and, you know, apologize and say, hey, I'm fucked up.

Like, I don't really understand what the whole, why people have such a hard time apologizing.

What the hangup is there.

Yeah.

Like, you're not supposed to be perfect, bro.

Like people who do dumb shit, you know, like, fuck, if I, if I had a, you know, I mean, look,

I've had plenty of times where I've had a few too many things to drink and

gotten into it when I shouldn't have.

I mean, it's, it's okay.

Shit happens, man.

Yeah.

Shit happens, but it wasn't the alcohol's fault.

That's the, that's the piece.

Like, to me, I think society's healing.

I'm proud of this dude.

Dude, I, I mean, what, how can you not respect that?

That's what I'm saying.

Like, I mean, all right, not you definitely got rocked, bro.

But, like,

bro, imagine being like in one of those situations where,

you know, you're fucking hammered and you're like, you know, feeling a little bit, you know, feel a little fucking hoppy.

You know what I'm saying?

Too many natty lights.

And then you got the fucking dude whose like job is to beat the shit out of people at the AHL.

It's like the guy took the guy.

You picked the worst guy.

Oh, my God.

The worst guy.

Yeah.

I mean, look, and this is why hockey players are the best because you know what?

They tell you the truth.

You get in fucking fights, and then it's over and talk shit.

Fuck you, fuck you.

And it's over, bro.

They are the best.

Baseball guys are close second.

Close second?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm listening.

I'm happy for this whole situation all the way around.

Yeah.

There's no arrests.

No.

There's no lawsuits.

Bro, we should be able to fist fight and then be friends afterwards.

It's not supposed to be.

Yeah.

And like, if you're not competent in fist fighting, don't get get in a fist fight keep your mouth shut you know what i'm saying like bro with the amount of dudes that are trained and fighting now like you you should be cautious about who you talk to and how you talk to them yeah

and and and dude you know seeing red's not going to get it done bro like

you know like hold on when he fucking crawled out the fucking pond the first time on all fours well bro you could see what was happening like when he was like standing there and he was like they're like bro you're not scared anybody and he's just like his adrenaline's going higher and higher and higher.

And eventually, you just don't care.

You're like, Fuck, I don't care if I get my ass beat.

Ding, ding, motherfucker.

Yeah, and like, and that's usually how you get your ass beat because you ain't thinking right.

Well, I guarantee you probably didn't think that he would run into a fucking NHL fucking pro boxer.

I'm glad he did, though, because it was hilarious.

Oh, the fucking guard.

Bro, the amount of air that was underneath him when he tossed him, like the last time.

Oh, man.

Yeah, it was great.

You want to see it again?

Yeah, I do.

Enough!

Here it comes.

Get out!

Get him the fuck out of here!

I just like when he crawled out the pond, bro.

This right here.

It looks like he's in that movie, The Ring, crawling out the television.

I was thinking, like, that was like a WWE move when they're like crawling back up into the fucking wrestling mat.

Bro, that is buddy over here.

He's like trying to calm this dude down.

Bro, listen, don't get in the way of that dude.

Just move.

move yeah just move i i actually think he handled himself pretty good the big guy yeah like he could have been he could have been way harder on that dude why is that i mean because there's even i mean i know with all the fights in hockey there's still rules yeah you know he's not gonna just ground and pound yeah you know but yeah man it's uh

he apparently he did comment on it taransky uh he went on a podcast but it hasn't aired just yet so i don't know what his take is on the whole thing i it'll probably be the same as ours yeah it's probably hey man

it is what it is you know fuck a drunk idiot yeah right

I mean,

look, how many times has that guy been drunk and probably gotten his ass kicked?

Probably a few.

You know what I'm saying?

Alcohol is bad for fucking people with high testosterone.

Yeah.

Like, it really is.

Yeah, not a good mix.

No.

Not a good mix.

Yeah, so thumbs up on this.

Yeah, I like it.

I think more people should get in fist fights and not be fucking pussies about it.

And I think, you know, and I'm not talking about these gang fights where all your friends jump in.

I'm talking about a one-on-one fucking scrap.

At the end of it, you're both so tired.

You're like fuck that was stupid now let's drink alcohol yeah

i don't know dude like that was the era that i grew up in bro like it was a normal thing

i don't know if kids still do this like i don't do the do do young kids fight anymore

or do they just go online and talk shit mostly that and then and then it's no then shooting yeah then what shooting Yeah, I mean, when I was younger, growing up, it was like,

it was normal.

Like, you had a problem with someone, you fucking fist fought them, even if you didn't know how to fight,

and it turned out,

it just is what it is, man.

And sometimes you lost, sometimes you won.

And honestly, man, like out of all the times I got in fist fights, usually afterwards, it made the friendship better.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

So I don't know, man.

Yeah.

Well, thumbs up for this, man.

One, you know, society changing, one golf course at a time.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Well, guys, Andy, that is all I have.

Yeah, guys.

All right.

We will see you later this week.

Don't be a hoe.

Enjoy the show.

Ripper's sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold.

That's a no.

Headshot, case close, close.