890. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Admin Asks SCOTUS To Allow Them To Slash Federal Workforce, Ukraine And Russia Agree To Swap Dead And Wounded Troops & Pro Sports Go All-In For Pride Month

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On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Trump admin asking the SCOTUS to allow it to move forward with plans to slash federal workforce, Ukraine and Russia agreeing to swap the dead and wounded troops, and pro sports going all-in for pride month.

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Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold.

That's a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

This is the show for the realists.

Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today,

we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what cti stands for it stands for cruise the internet for those of you that are uh a little slower put topics on the screen speculate on what's true what's not true and then we uh have a couple laughs at all these idiots and then we talk about how we got to fix this mess they make all right sometimes we're gonna have real talk uh

This week's going to be messed up, guys.

We got Summer Smash this week.

So I don't know what you're going to get, honestly.

We do have a live show here, uh, Friday at 1 p.m.

So it'll be outside in the first form parking lot, just letting you guys know.

Um,

yeah, I'm not even gonna go through all the stuff, so that's what's up.

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What's up, what's Gucci gang?

Everything.

Yo, can you burn it?

This is it is a busy week.

Yeah, it is a busy week.

There's a lot of moving pieces, a lot of shit going on, man.

But it's uh, it's gonna be a good time.

It's gonna be a good time, definitely.

It's my busiest week of the year.

Yeah, not even, not even comparable.

No, no, for sure.

I mean, because people see the like three-day event.

It's it's not a three-day event, no, no.

Um, yeah, man, what's uh, what's been, what's been cracking with you?

You've been driving a lot lately.

Yeah, man.

I got some,

I got some upgrades done to the the GT500.

I've been out, uh,

been out messing around with that.

Yeah, I saw your text, you were trying to get me to come find some Hellcats with you.

Yeah, I was.

Yeah, I went out the other night looking for some health, some Hellcats, and I figured you'd know where they were.

Well, I mean, you know, you got that Hellcat radar.

I do, I do, I do have it, but I couldn't find any.

Well, because you know why they were all hiding.

No, no, it was uh, it was uh typical business hours, so they're not

out at nighttime,

is that business hours?

Yeah,

what's business hours?

Like work.

Oh, okay.

Different kinds of work.

Hey, man, all I'm looking for is to hurt some feelings.

Yeah, that's right.

You know, I drove around.

I didn't find anybody.

I had one guy.

I had one guy, and some, I don't know what he had trying to pull up on me, and I was driving the colon in.

And then I embarrassed him.

Oh, dude, that colon in.

I know.

That cullin's got some

get up and go to it.

I know.

People sleep on it.

It is a sleeper.

Yeah.

It's a sleeper.

Yeah.

No, man.

But yeah, we got some good stuff, man.

Let's do some cruising.

All right.

Let's do some cruising.

Sounds good to me.

Let's start off with some eruptions.

Okay.

Let's do that.

Usually we don't start with those.

We end with those.

Yeah.

Well, no, it's a nice little eruption.

A volcano erupted.

Did you see that shit in Italy?

No, really?

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Huge eruption of Italy's Mount Etna leaves tourists fleeing volcano.

No, I didn't see that.

This is it today?

Well, yeah, it happened like, I think it started yesterday i believe i don't know the time zone difference though but um where's mount etna yeah so so uh well first i think the first question is why the are the tourists on a volcano well i mean tourists go to volcanoes all the time bro what kind

what are you talking about hawaii is a volcano

Yeah, but there's a whole documentary on Netflix about that volcano off the island or off New Zealand where them dudes got they were out there on a tour and they all got burned up.

Yeah, like why would you want to do that though?

Like that is.

I don't don't know.

I mean, volcanoes look pretty cool to me.

No, they're hot.

I know, but they look cool.

Did you get it?

You see what I did there?

No.

You're probably the worst joke person ever, dude.

Like, I'm going to start taking applications.

All right.

If any of you guys are actually funny, no, man.

Yeah, please let me know.

Oh, man.

And I'm not talking, like, dude, I get all you guys saying, oh, put me on the show.

And then I watch your shit on the internet and it's like, oh, Steve.

Hi, Steve.

No, if you're you're fucking funny, let me know because I'm looking for somebody else.

Dude, I can be funny.

I can be funny.

Okay.

Sometimes.

Yeah.

You know?

Sporadic.

It's there.

But yeah, no, dude, I got videos of this shit.

It's actually pretty crazy.

Yeah,

there was a massive eruption at Mount Etna.

forced tourists to flee the volcano on Monday after a plume of high-temperature gases, ash, and rock several kilometers high billowed into the air above them, Italian authorities says.

Footage posted on social media shows lines, long lines of people hurrying downhill away from the explosion while the owner of one tour company told TNN they had 40 people on the silicon volcano.

No, that's Sicilian.

Oh, what did I say?

Yeah, silicon.

Oh, so that's a Sicilian volcano.

Oh, yeah, another requirement is

you have to be able to fucking read.

No, bullshit.

You don't see.

Okay, so you don't see how I could.

No, I'm fucking Sicilian, so I fucking know what that means.

Yes.

I didn't see the sea.

Silicon.

The Silicon Valley

volcano eruption.

It was high-tech.

High-tech volcano.

It was a conspiracy by the elites to

Silicon Valley

volcano in Italy.

Let's just start over.

No, let's not.

No, let's just keep it going.

Anyways, man, let's check this clip out.

This is the volcano at the time of the

eruption.

holy shit dude

yeah i'd be running too

oh man dude

yep not one black person in sight look at that all them people they're like fuck i should have done 75 hard

i was talking about doing it but i did now look at them bro

Look how close they are.

Okay, they're taking pictures, bro.

Those must be the Asians.

You know what I'm saying

oh

well you can't try to not make my jokes funny now just because yours aren't

but that was laughing

anyway yeah that fucking that's pretty scary

i'd be i'd be pooping in my pants a little bit on that one dude i mean i don't know it looks like the whole mountain's blowing up that's what i'm saying

have you ever seen that uh that video of the mount st helens blowing up in washington holy shit dude no they're saying something's supposed to be erupting off the erupting off the west coast or something like that in the U.S.

I've been seeing some headlines on that.

But yeah, dude, they said it was fucking 31 miles high.

I believe it.

31 miles high, bro.

That's 25 miles.

Almost in the fake outer space.

Right.

Almost to the dome.

Yeah.

Almost to the firmament.

Yeah.

Bro, like, I cannot imagine that.

I mean, dude, that looks pretty serious.

That would scare the shit out of me.

Because, like, dude, those plumes, you don't know how fast they're going.

Well, they're tough, too.

It's like superheated gas.

Yeah.

You know, which I know a little bit about that sometimes.

Dude, all I'm saying is no.

Yeah, no.

It's no for me.

Yeah.

Well,

think if you were on it.

When was the last time interrupted?

When was the last time?

2014.

When was the last time before that?

Was it Pompeo or some shit?

No, that's Mike Pompeo.

You're thinking of Pompeii.

There we go.

Yeah.

Same guy.

He's from there or something like that.

I read it.

What was it, Zshan?

Looking it up.

Yeah, before 2014.

Like, think of you're on this fucking volcano, bro.

What is it?

And

it hasn't erupted for like a hundred years.

Yeah, we're fine.

Yeah, it's no big deal, man.

And all of a sudden, this thing goes off, and you're like, you got to be kidding me, bro.

Today?

Of all days?

Like,

yeah, man.

That would suck.

Did anybody get hurt?

No, not to not, not to the knowledge, none of the reporting

said anybody was.

Oh, so that's pretty regular.

That's pretty regular.

Yeah, that's pretty regular.

But yeah, there's one person said, Giuseppe Penfallo said, quote, we were nearly grazed.

Look at this cloud here.

We were steps away, and thank goodness we have a responsible guide with us.

It arrived all at once, an immense smoke,

immense roar.

Wow.

Yeah, it's crazy, man.

Yeah, well, let's get into some more of our eruptions.

Yes.

Eruptions.

Verbal eruptions.

There you go.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pitches, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them all linked there.

With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines.

Headline number one.

Hold on, man.

We're going from eruptions to corruption.

Yeah, there we go.

Oh,

shit.

From eruptions to corruption.

Look at that.

In the paper.

We got the secret weapon back there.

Hey, can you read?

I can't.

All right.

We got a contender.

You're kind of a black guy back there.

All right.

Yep.

Yep.

You got good?

Keep going.

Who's blacker, Joe or DJ?

I say whip it out.

You should ask the audience.

Joe is definitely blacker than fucking DJ.

Whip it out and we'll find out.

Whip it out.

We'll find out.

Look at that.

I can't even see Joe on that wall, bro.

he just blends right in

oh man all right all right let's say whip it out yeah

one way to be be sure um let's get into some of these headlines man uh let's go to dc i i like starting there um because i got a very interesting take on some of this judicial shit that's happening bro i'll be real i i'm i'm not even

paying attention really no i'm so focused on what i'm building right now that like when i I come in here, I'm hearing about the same amount as these guys.

Everybody else for the first time.

Yeah, that's cool.

Well, that's how most people are hearing it.

So, that's cool.

But it is some weird stuff going on.

I think some important notes, hopefully, everybody can take away from this.

So, the biggest thing that I guess is happening right now with Trump is all these executive orders are coming down.

You know, he's trying to put all of these things in play.

And then, you know, it came out originally as, you know, all these judges are stopping him.

You know what I'm saying?

These rogue judges, right?

And I started thinking about this a little bit more.

Like, Like, you know, this headline reads,

Trump admin asked SCOTIS to allow it to move forward with plans to slash federal workforce.

And so, like,

you know, these

rogue judges, they're calling them, right?

They're all over the place.

And like, and if you look up to date, I mean, even in Trump's first administration,

it was anywhere from 64 to even some numbers are citing it as 104

injunctions, legal injunctions that have been put on the Trump administration in the first term.

Now, with his second term,

we're at like 79 right now.

And when you compare that to other administrations, well, it says 17 on there.

17 nationwide, but some sources issued a total.

It's been a total of 79.

Yeah, okay.

Overall.

And so, but when you compare that to other administrations, like the Biden administration, for example, they only had 28 total in the total of four years.

You compare that to obama he had 12 and that's including both terms um

the bush administration had six you know i'm saying so it's like there's obviously some going on here right and they well i think that reflects from you know just from my experience i mean i think that those numbers reflect the polarization and separation of parties since that time you know in the year 2000 uh 2001 you know a lot of you guys don't remember but it wasn't like it is now.

You know, you could be friends with a Democrat and a Republican, and it wasn't a big deal.

Like, no one, it's become so polarized now

to where everybody thinks they're an activist and everybody thinks they have to stand on something that I mean, it just seems like it's trickled down into the, you know, into the personal biases of the judges, which is, you know, counterintuitive to what the entire judicial system is supposed to stand for.

For sure.

So,

I mean, when I look at this and I hear those numbers, I mean, it goes right in line with the polarization that's been intentionally

cultivated in our society.

You know, you've either got to be this or that.

You've either got to stand for this or that.

Can't have your own opinions.

Otherwise, you're riding the fence.

No shit, motherfucker.

That's what you're supposed to do.

You're supposed to call it as you see it, balls and strikes.

It's not, not, oh, I'm all the way over here and I'm going to agree with everything that Trump says, or I'm all the way over there and I'm going to hate him no matter what he does.

That's not productive for a civil society.

And

people have to come to terms with thinking like that.

Otherwise, our republic cannot survive.

So when you say those numbers, that's all I hear.

All I hear is, okay, that goes along with

how this has progressed.

Where we are right now.

Yeah, and I can see that very clearly.

Somebody who's only been paying attention for the last last three or four years, you know, they may not know that.

So that's why I wanted to.

No, it's super important.

Well, I mean, I think the other piece of it, too, and what got me thinking on this is like, you know, most people, again, we're trying to live our lives, man.

Like, you know, people are working, taking care of families, right?

Like, we don't have time to really get to the nitty-gritty of what's really happening behind the scenes, but I think it's important to just even understand the legal process, how it works, you know, because again, how they're framing it, oh, it's these rogue judges.

That's not necessarily the truth, right?

And like, and I even like bought into it for a little bit, my man, fuck, like all these fucking judges, like, they're activist judges, right?

Like, you buy into that message and like, you got to look into it a little bit more than just that, right?

What's happening is,

one,

our legal system's completely fucked, right?

It's, it's over-litigious.

Uh, it takes way too long to get shit moving.

All these court dockets, like, it's, it's cases and cases and cases, right?

So they're you, what, what's, what's happening is people are using the system that's in play to basically like,

you know, prolong yeah sandbag sandbag any sort of change any type of change right right because the reality well and also dude remember this is how they get paid right the longer these go the more lawyers get paid 100 and like and the thing is it's like eventually most of these cases are going to end up at the supreme court right because constitutionally legally trump's not out of line or out of order or any of that shit right

you can't just look at the judges you have to look at who's bringing the lawsuits who's actually bringing the lawsuits because the judges don't start the lawsuits by themselves.

Who's bringing the cases to the judges?

Right.

And most of these injunctions,

most of them are just temporary injunctions, meaning the judge has to look at the stuff and like, okay, is there enough grounds here that I need to hear the full case?

Stop whatever you're doing and let's review the facts.

That's what happened.

The problem is that shit takes months, sometimes if not years.

And so it's not necessarily just these rogue judges.

Who is bringing the lawsuits to them?

Right.

And when you add in, oh, it was an Obama-appointed judge or Biden-appointed judge.

Yeah, that's going to make it, you know, like obviously they're going to side more, but temporary injunctions aren't a bad thing necessarily.

No, it's a wait and let's find out.

And when you overload the judicial system, it automatically delays any of these changes from taking place.

And, dude, when you start looking into these things, you know, he had his first injunction literally the day he took office for his second term

on January 20th.

There's a website, we'll link it here, but they have all 104 total and even the 79 that just happened this year in this term.

And you can go on there and look at who's actually bringing these cases

to these courts.

And I highly advise you guys, take a second, go look through it.

I mean, this is just the first two here.

It's four pages of this stuff.

But that's who we really need to be diving into.

And I highly encourage our listeners to do the same.

Look at who

is it?

Who is it?

I don't know.

You're supposed to tell us.

No, that's what I'm saying.

I mean, when you look at like, it's you, it's unions, and who are the unions paid for by?

And they're getting funded by the NGOs.

The long story, what you guys are going to find, it's our tax dollars that are going to these lobbyist groups, that are going to these unions, going to these NGOs, being cycled into these lawyers to all prolong the same stuff on our dime.

Yeah, so basically our money is preventing anything from actually getting done.

For us.

Yeah.

100%.

That's what you guys are going to find.

Look into it for yourself, verify it.

Check it out.

It's sickening, man.

Yeah, I mean, dude, look, man, it's disturbing that there's people on either side that would try to stop something from happening that is good for the people of America because they want their interests served first.

And ultimately, that's what we're talking about.

Whether we talk about the left or the right, we're talking about corruption in the government, which is designed to serve us, the people, is funded by us, the people.

And

it's not that anymore.

It just doesn't work that way anymore.

Now it's how can we use their money to make their lives harder?

And

this happens on both sides.

And we have people that are in both of these quote-unquote sides, which really aren't sides at all.

It's just a mechanism of the same thing.

It's an illusion to make us believe there are sides.

We're encouraged not to think freely.

We're encouraged to buy into the, you know, this or that mentality.

We are lied to, we are propagated to, we are manipulated against each other for what purpose?

For the purpose of control, for the purpose of them having control over us and being able to financially manipulate us, oppress us, and take away our freedoms without us

really noticing that they are taking away our freedoms.

And we need some motherfuckers out there that are going to stand up and serve the people's interests, not just their own interest.

And it's frustrating.

It's just frustrating, dude, because

I can't imagine.

And it does seem to be on one side, okay?

Like when you really look at it, it does seem to be the communist left,

not a standard Democrat.

I don't even think a standard Democrat exists anymore.

I think those people are now considered what

I would consider a Democrat 20 years ago is now considered a libertarian.

They're now considered a centrist.

Yeah, I don't think there's Democrats the way that we used to think of them.

And I think a lot of people have fallen into that because in their mind, they're saying, I'm a Democrat.

And they've fallen into this extreme shit, right?

This extreme left communist shit.

And,

you know,

those people don't want what's best for the country at all.

No, dude, it's obvious too.

Like, I mean, you look at a state like California, for example.

We covered this when they had the wildfires out there, right?

They're asking federal money, like federal, the federal government for more FEMA money and more assistance.

Meanwhile, you got Governor Newsom signing $50 million from taxpayer dollars to go to a legal fund to fight Trump.

You know what I'm saying?

Before they even knew what, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's shit like that, man.

It's like, that's sick.

Well, look, man, it's to me, this isn't about Trump or not Trump.

This is about us in this country

not getting what we deserve, not having what we were promised, not being able to live the lives that we were guaranteed and that many of our ancestors and relatives fought and died for.

And that's very frustrating to me

that we don't have more people up there in Washington that truly care about that.

They're calling the shit out.

Yeah.

And dude, you know,

this isn't a new thing.

This is what's happened in every government that's ever existed.

over the history of time.

What happens is people get in power.

The first group, they mean well.

The second group, they mean well.

The third group, they start to say, oh, well,

we could take this from them and they won't really notice.

And that starts the trend.

And then over a few hundred years, we end up in a scenario where, you know, people are basically oppressed,

you know, serfs or

slaves, however you want to say it,

feudal class,

and they revolt and kill all these people.

And that's, you know, that seems to be where we're headed if things don't actually get straightened out.

I mean, because, dude, I don't think people in America are really going to take this very much longer.

I really don't.

I think Trump's got a chance to correct some of it.

And like I've said on the show, you know, I personally

think that he should be going way harder than he is on a lot of these things.

I can't really figure out why not.

A lot of people believe that he is, quote unquote, part of it, you know, part of the cabal and he's playing a role.

I don't know if I buy that, but I know this.

If I was doing

what I thought was best for the country, I would do whatever the fuck I had to do to fix it.

I would get all these corrupt people out of the way.

I wouldn't do it slowly.

I would do it quickly.

I would reset the system and I would say, this is how it's supposed to be.

At the end of four years, if you don't think it's better, you put me on a rope.

you know what i'm saying and that's what i would do yeah

yeah man it's just crazy man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments and uh let us know man with that being said let's go cruise some of these comments andy cool you got some uh you got some interesting ones here i'm sure yeah you do yeah

fucking wanting to wear my fucking skin and shit

Let's check these out, man.

First comment, Better Bushcraft 1.

He says, came here from audio to peep this chain y'all talking about was not disappointed that's right yeah we'll fuck around

that's right you should know better you shouldn't even have to verify yeah i'm one of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet that's it i'm waiting on the grape chain yeah well you can be waiting a while gotta pass that fucking first grade reading course that's what it is okay got it um now you did say you did you did put something out to the audience about the chain yeah uh i did a potential uh giveaway yeah yeah so we got some we got some uh I'm going to do that.

I think I'm going to, I haven't figured out the details of it, but it's going to work something like this.

We're going to have like a contest of who can create the coolest content with the chain.

And you're going to have to create, you're going to have like 24 hours to create the content.

And then you got to send it to the next person.

All right.

And we'll have a registry of all the people that want to do it.

And then, you know, if someone steals it, we got your address, bro.

Yeah.

We're going to come get that motherfucker back.

All right.

So we'll have it on goodwill.

We'll have it on culture.

Be a good little community exercise.

I think it'd be fun.

That's something I'm thinking right now.

Sounds good.

I mean, we got some pretty good suggestions from the crowd.

Did we?

Yeah, let's check that out.

That's just what I was thinking.

Yeah, that's nice.

So maybe somebody's got a better idea.

Yeah.

Enrique Borboa.

Chain giveaway entry requirements.

Record a video with a tropic lightning form energy screaming big ass titties and another stealing a friend's bike with the grape flavor.

You know what?

I like that.

It's a great idea.

You know, I'm all about getting creative, man.

You know, let's, I'm, throw me some ideas, bro.

You know, like, don't let me go out there and half-ass this shit.

You guys know what you want.

Yeah.

Let me know.

Yeah.

What are you guys willing to do?

Yeah.

I think a content contest would be fun, dude.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Yeah.

Like a funny, like funny.

Yeah.

Like, don't be none of this nerd shit.

Like, I really like first form.

Screaming freedom, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, here's another one.

Uh, this is from uh Levi Billman says, uh, fastest time to beer, beer bottle,

a 12-pack of grape smash gets the chain.

Well, I'll get it right back because you'd be dead,

fuck,

bro.

One of those things just cranks me out, bro.

Oh, yeah, fuck yeah,

makes me erupt.

You know what I'm saying?

Mount Vesuvius,

Mount Versella,

you know,

yeah, don't do that, yeah,

don't do that, yeah, man.

All right, I thought we had some, some we got more.

You want some heat, don't you?

I thought you had some.

That's what you want.

I'm getting all excited.

I know what you want, yeah.

That is what I want.

I'm gonna give it to you.

All right, all right.

We gotta go to Paul.

Paul, okay.

This is Paul Run, Paul.

Who?

Paul Run.

Okay, Paul Run

OMG, shut up with all that gay car talk.

Such each other off some.

Fuck, bro.

You and him can go to Hooked on Fox together.

Yeah, no, shit.

He's fucking me up.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, Paul,

we got you a tutor.

His name is DJ.

Such each other off some other time.

This guy fucking drives a Tesla for sure.

Just like Zshan over there.

All Tesla drivers.

Motherfucker, you bought a Tesla thinking it was going to be cool.

Now you found found out it's not.

Now you're talking.

What are you talking about?

No, no, no.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, no, no.

What'd you tell me the other day?

I like other cars.

That doesn't mean I don't like Teslas.

What'd you say you're going to do?

Well, I like GD500.

Yeah.

See that?

What'd he say?

He said it was gay?

Yeah, gay car talk.

No, what's gay is your fucking haircut.

That is true.

Yes.

What is it with all you broccoli head motherfuckers, man?

Bro, he got the kitchen cup.

Or whatever that is, yeah.

I think I read a comment.

that was a reply to this one that said, go learn how to spell, soy boy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, look.

Yeah.

Well, Paul.

Paul, DJ will tutor you on your typing so that we'll understand what you are saying.

Such each other off

some other time.

Okay.

Well, let's go such each other.

Fucking idiot.

Such this.

How about that?

Yeah.

How do you not like cars?

Can't sush this.

Can't sush this.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Can't sus this.

Bro, first of all, how do you not like cars?

Like, you know how I know you had gender-affirming care?

You know how I know you cut off your dick?

Paul.

Yeah.

All right.

That's enough for Paul.

That's enough on Paul.

You good?

Yeah, I'm good.

All right.

Paul seems to look an all right guy, even though he's lost his dick.

I'd be mad too, bro.

I'd be mad if I cut off my own dick, too.

I'd be pretty pretty pissed.

Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed.

Yeah, this is what happens when you drink.

That's right.

No balls.

Dude, that's what happens.

That's what happens when you drink atrazine for your whole entire life, man.

You don't have enough testosterone and to enjoy the cars.

You know, like if you could, if you can hear and feel and drive a car and it doesn't do something to you,

you're probably gay.

Yeah.

In fact, bro, I know lots of people.

Some of us are even gay.

Yeah, bro.

That's what I'm saying.

I know a lot.

Dude, I know.

There's some vibration.

Yeah, I don't even, I think it's like, it's not even, no, that's not, that's not what I meant.

What I meant was, like,

what's further than gay?

Whatever that is, that's what he's got.

That's like, yeah, yeah.

That's up there.

Hey, man, it is what it is.

That's fine.

We're not talking about actual homosexuals.

We're going to talk about the slang form.

Yeah, right.

Right.

Such each other off.

Mm-hmm.

All right, Paul.

Yep.

Cool, Paul.

Cool story, bro.

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Headline them too.

This one's interesting.

Ukraine-Russia.

All right, they're finally at the table.

Having a guitar.

I thought they were yesterday bombing each other.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, it's funny.

Is that true or not?

Bro, it's true.

All right.

It's true.

A lot of it looked like AI.

Well, it did.

Like the drone footage?

It looked like the shit that was coming out when it first happened.

You remember they were showing like video games and shit, bro?

It was weird.

You mean the ghost of Kiev?

The ghost of Kiev, yeah.

It was fucking stupid.

The ghost of Kiev.

Yeah, you flew down on a lightning bolt.

Yeah.

Slaughtered the entire Russian army in one minute.

So, what was the one about the ship?

Like, somebody, like, one dude jumped on a fucking ship and like on Snake Island?

On Snake Island, yeah, yeah, some weird shit.

Yeah, dude.

It's like, come on.

Rambo.

Yeah, stop it.

Ukrainian Rambo went to Snake Island.

Yeah, stop it.

Fucking liberated the snakes.

Stop it.

Like, what are you doing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ukraine and Russia agree to swap dead and and wounded troops, but report no progress toward ending the war.

So they had a talk today.

Representatives of Russia and Ukraine, they both met today.

This was their second round of direct peace talks in just over two weeks.

And they made some agreements, but I think they might have been halted because of what they're calling the Pearl Harbor attack.

on Russia.

Operation Spiderweb, this is what's now circulating around the

interwebs, was an attack on Russian air bases and nuclear fleet by hiding explosives-laden drones in wooden sheds, according to officials.

Kiev's Secret Service stashed the attack drones inside the roofs of the sheds, which are loaded onto the trucks that were driven to the perimeter of the air bases.

And then Ukrainian authorities revealed in a statement shared on social media, the roof panels were then lifted off by a remotely activated device so that the 117 117 drones used in the strikes could fly out and make their devastating attack.

Here's a clip, allegedly, of the attack.

Let's check this out.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

But that definitely would not make me want to have some talks.

i don't know man that's the weird thing it's like they want peace but there's like people keep they keep blowing up shit so it's like i don't know how much peace you're supposed to have like where's the good you know what dude i don't really care yeah like fucking do it

kill each other man keep killing each other we should not be in it and neither should anybody else no one pay for it these world alliances that that have other people getting involved and all these things and all this shit dude just let them do what they're gonna do

it ain't none of my business none of your business i don't give a fuck i'm tired of hearing about it none of of our money should be spent for it.

And that's how I feel.

I don't care.

Same thing I feel about the Middle East.

I don't care.

I don't fucking care.

Yes, I think it's wrong that people are being indiscriminately killed

who are totally innocent.

That happens every day.

That happens in our own country all the fucking time.

Nobody talks about it.

Okay.

So it happens everywhere all over the globe.

So here's my take.

I care about fucking us.

That's what I care about.

I care about us.

And I'm tired of hearing about all that shit.

Real talk.

I don't care.

No, it's right.

That little Zelensky, that dude has stolen so much money from us.

He's done so much other bullshit.

It's embarrassing that we even back them in any way, shape, or form.

You know, Putin, you know, you say you want Ukraine or whatever.

Fucking do it then.

Do it.

Do it.

Like, I'm just tired of hearing about it.

Do what you're going to do.

Fuck.

No, it's real, man.

Yeah.

Like, bro, you guys are a bunch of pussy bitches.

Yeah.

Real talk.

You too, Putin.

All you motherfuckers.

You're all a bunch of fucking pussies.

All you do is talk shit and you act hard and you run around your fucking motorcades and you send the poor people off to die.

You're all a bunch of pussies.

That's how I feel about it, dude.

You should be done with it.

No, I'm no.

Like, dude, if they want to fucking fight, then you go fight.

Let's see little fucking dumbass

Zelensky out there and, you know, big bad ass

Putin and Z and all like you you would see a different side of them bro that would be so sick no you would see a different side of them they would piss their fucking pants like dude I'm just tired of it I think Putin Putin's got them I would I would think

it would be nice to see like if we got to a place just globally where like world leaders actually had to fight each other huh you know what I'm saying yeah like that'd be sick that's how it should be I would love to see that Well, they'd be a lot, they would have a totally different opinion about world peace if that were the case.

Just like Congress, if they had to send their families to the front lines, they would vote differently and they would think differently and they would speak differently.

If Lindsey Graham had to get his fat little ass over there on the front line, he wouldn't be warmongering the way that he does.

Or Sean Hannity or Levin or any of these guys.

It's real easy to talk a bunch of shit behind a microphone on some shit that you ain't got to do.

That's right.

It's real easy to say, hey, you guys go fight that in the name of our country.

We have to fight.

When I say we, I mean...

by we, I mean you.

Yeah, you're kidding.

Fuck these guys.

I'll make sure they got all the tools and resources.

Yeah, dude.

It'd be a totally different thing if it were another way around.

And like, it's just, it's irritating.

It's so stupid.

It's so stupid.

Yeah.

Well, speaking of attacks, though, we did have something that did happen.

You know, that's the, that's the, that's the paradox of like that level of leadership is that to get to that level of leadership, you almost have to be like

borderline borderline psychopathic anyway.

So then they get to that point.

You know, there's been very few leaders in the history of the world that were actually selfless leaders.

I'm talking on a global scale.

Very few.

Okay.

And we get these guys who are wired for achievement and who wire and they work their way up the ladder doing whatever they have to do, except their intent is not.

the place that it should be.

Their intent is not to serve.

It's to be great themselves, not realizing that being the greatest would be to actually serve.

And we don't have leaders like that anymore.

We don't have global leaders like that.

We have a bunch of fucking fucks

who send young people and poor people and, you know, they sell them on all this propaganda about how it's super honorable to go do these things.

And these people get killed for what?

So for their ego, so they can argue back and forth.

Put their asses on the front line.

The whole world will calm down in about three fucking seconds.

Magically, yeah, it'd be magic.

Yeah, it's crazy, man.

But speaking on attacks, because we did have something that happened here and on our soil, did you see the shit that happened in Colorado?

I didn't see.

No, I saw a little bit of it, but I didn't see the whole thing.

Yeah, so I saw that at first,

at first, it was being seen as some white dude burned up a bunch of Jews,

which ended up not being the case.

Not being the case, and then they stopped reporting it.

Yeah, yeah.

So that was what I saw.

When I first saw it, that was what I saw, and I was like, what?

And then, you know, an hour later, they're like, oh, by the way, this guy's not supposed to be here.

Yeah.

Biden let him in.

Yeah.

So let's hear the story.

A Boulder terror attack suspect said he wanted to kill all Zionist people, use Molotov cocktails.

This is from the Fed.

So federal officials have charged Boulder, Colorado, terrorist attack suspect Mohammed Sabri Solomon with a hate crime involving actual or perceived race, religion, or national origin.

Solomon, who's 45, was charged with first-degree murder, crimes against at-risk adults, elderly assault, criminal attempt to commit class one and class two felonies, and use of explosives or incendiary devices during a felony.

So, this,

I mean, it was a crazy, crazy attack that happened.

It left eight people ages 52 to 88 with injuries, including one in critical conditions.

None of the victims have died.

Quote, when he threw the Molotov cocktail, Solomon yelled, Free Palestine, and the Molotov cocktails ignited in the crowd of people, causing burn injuries to eight individuals.

The federal complaint states the clear liquid in the glass bottles and weed sprayer were determined to be 87-octane gasoline, which was determined to contain xylene based on a field test.

The complaint states

inside a vehicle registered to Solomon.

Authorities found a red material consistent with the the red, with the rags found in the black plastic container, a red gas container, and paperwork with the words Israel, Palestine, and USAID, according to federal authorities.

And he did tell the officers that he wanted to kill all Zionist people and wish they were all dead.

So, yeah, so, I mean, this guy, the Solomon guy, this is him.

You guys have seen the video circulating online.

He's an immigrant, illegal immigrant.

Stay passed to stay.

Biden let him in.

He's been trying to claim asylum since like 2005, from what I was able to see.

Well, then, how did Biden let him in if it was 2005?

Because he was denied in 2005.

Left came back under Biden.

Okay.

When Biden was letting everybody in and been here, overstayed, and yeah, now he's committing acts of terrorism.

Yeah, I mean,

I want to be tactfully careful with this, but

it's just too weird to me, man.

And the left is

weird.

I think the left is having a really hard time battling this stuff, right?

Because, you know,

I don't think it's weird.

I mean, it makes perfect sense.

Here's what doesn't make sense.

Why they try to blame it on white people right away.

Immediately.

You know, why they try to blame it on white supremacy and fucking extreme alt-right bullshit.

Okay.

They always do that.

Yeah.

No, it makes sense to me.

I mean, look, this is what happens to

innocent Jewish people when the leaders of their country

indiscriminately target innocent people, Arabs and Muslims.

Whether you think it's okay or not, there's 3 billion Muslims across the world.

There's 14 million Jews.

I've said this a number of times.

By doing things like Israel's government is doing, not the Jews, quote unquote.

They are putting innocent Jews in danger of retaliation.

And

there is a big uprising amongst Jewish people against the Israeli government, which they're not talking about at all.

So they're trying, it does seem like they're trying to create a narrative where

it's about anti-Semitic

terrorism

that is

happening for no reason.

And

when you have the government of Israel, I'm not talking about the people of Israel, the government of Israel

and some of the people of Israel saying things like,

what would you do

if somebody invaded your land and killed some of your people?

Well, I don't know.

I wouldn't wipe out the entire population.

I don't think that that's

the proper way to handle those things.

I think when I see little babies

and moms holding their heads and their arms and their legs,

I don't think that those little babies are the ones that did the things to you.

Now, you may think that they'll grow up and be that way,

but that's an assumption.

And if they do grow up and be that way, it's probably because they're being slaughtered the way that they are.

So it becomes this repetitive cycle over and over again.

It's the exact same thing in fucking Afghanistan and Iraq.

Yeah, for sure, bro.

Creating the next generation of fucking hatred.

Right.

And the problem with that is

I mean, you say, oh, it doesn't make sense.

No, it makes sense because the Muslim community is massive and the Jewish community is small.

And the Muslim community is pissed off at the Jewish community.

And they're not discriminating between the leaders of Israel and the Jewish people, which is why I think that language of collectivizing all Jewish people together is very dangerous.

Because I'm pretty sure that none of those people deserve to get set on fire.

You see what I'm saying?

Like, we need to start holding the people accountable that are making these decisions, not just indiscriminately attacking people that are doing it.

Those people didn't do anything.

And while I agree that, you know, maybe that guy has a real reason to be upset, taking it out on people who did nothing to you is not the way to handle those things.

You know, if we were really fucking about it, we'd handle it by taking the people out that are making the decisions.

That's the truth.

If Muslims were really about what was going on, they would handle the people at the very top of the food chain and they would have grace for the everyday regular person that may just not be the same skin tone or practice the same religion.

But then you go on the internet, dude, and you see like,

you know, you see, again, you see these very extreme comments.

You see people saying, well, fuck all the Jews and this and that, which is bullshit.

And then you see all these people saying that all the Muslims are monsters.

What the fuck would you do?

You know, those little kids are scum.

Like, dude, that's not palatable by the average person's standards at all.

And then, you know, you get a lot of people on the internet, like,

who,

I mean, dude, really honestly, just say crazy shit when it comes to this topic, not realizing that, dude, all you're doing is causing more and more hate and division.

And

there's going to be a lot of collateral damage to that.

And who knows, it could be your family too.

You know, like, I don't think that it's in anybody's interest to perpetuate the hate the way that it has been perpetuated, in my opinion.

Um,

because of things like this, like, dude, you know, like, fuck, I didn't, I didn't hurt anybody.

I didn't do anything, but there's all this anti-white shit out there.

So, what I get randomly attacked because I'm fucking white, right?

Like, or black or Jewish or this or Muslim, like, dude, you fill in a blank.

That's not, that's not fucking civilized behavior.

True, true, true, truly civilized behavior is throwing a revolution and holding the people who made the decisions accountable and making examples of them.

That's civilized.

Like real talk.

That's civilized.

What's not civilized is slaughtering a bunch of innocent people,

whether they be black, white, Jewish, Muslim, or anything.

That's not civilized.

Yeah, dude, it's a crazy situation, man.

It is crazy.

One thing, too, that bothers me, man, is like, I mean, there's a big uprising in Israel happening right now.

There's a huge resistance of Jewish people who are fucking all about stopping their government from do they what they're doing is realizing the danger that their government's putting them and their families in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The real danger for sure.

Dude, it's sometimes, I know what you were getting at.

It makes you feel like they're doing it on purpose.

Dude, I know.

All right.

I know.

Because like, I mean, it just, it's, it,

it just makes it.

It makes you feel like they're trying to agitate the Muslim community at such a level that there be these attacks become the norm and then they can say look what's happening more justification yeah but dude that's not the Jewish people doing that that's the fucking that's like imagine putting your own people at risk because you want to create

some sort of smokescreen to

do whatever it is you want to do to justify your action yeah bro like well they wouldn't do that well I mean I don't know, bro.

Like, you look into the details of October 7th, bro.

It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

Well, I mean, there's people that were on the ground that said that Israel's military was killing Israelis.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Like, dude,

I mean,

there's people on the internet.

Now, granted,

they could be full of shit.

Sure.

But there's IDF agents that have come out and said undercover that the Hannibal directive was issued,

which, if you want to Google the Hannibal directive and read what it is,

the Hannibal Director also, directive, also translated as Hannibal Procedure or Hannibal Protocol, is the name of a controversial procedure used by Israel Defense Forces to prevent the capture of Israeli soldiers by enemy forces.

Well, anyway,

so yeah, dude, there's a lot to this, man.

And it all seems to,

I don't know,

it just seems like a big mess.

And

I think there's going to be more and more attacks like this on innocent people.

And I think it's wrong.

For sure.

And I think it's, you know, the other piece of it too, bro.

It's like the real consequences of like actual American rights being stripped here.

We talk about freedom of speech all the time.

Like they're pushing that shit in there.

Yeah.

Which is the other part.

Yeah, but that's only going to make it worse.

It's only going to make it worse.

So why do they keep doing it?

That's where the intentional piece comes for me.

It's like, if we can look at something very, very, like, in a very common sense, very objective way, and like, okay, well, obviously this is going to lead to more of that.

then what other explanation can you have outside of it just being fucking intentional that's what they want

you know what i'm saying it's like it's dude it's hard for me to draw it man yeah that's because you know what it because you know what the truth is the truth absolutely is hey we don't want you to talk about these things because they're actually fucking true Okay, like the Epstein and the sex ring and the pedophilia and all this shit.

And, you know, criticizing Israel as a government is not anti-Semitic.

just like criticizing uh the administration that happens to be in charge of the united states at any given time is not anti-american it's part of america right okay so like i this whole idea that you can't criticize israel's government otherwise you're an anti-semite is total bullshit total bullshit okay

so you have to be able to separate Just like when, for most of us, when Joe Biden was in office, we didn't agree with Joe Biden's actions.

You know, now that Trump's in office, there's actions that we don't agree with.

Okay.

Anti-American.

No, that's actually very American.

Pro-American.

Yes.

So it's,

you know, but when it comes to Israel, you know, you criticize, you're fucking anti-Semitic.

You're against an entire racial group of people or religious.

No, not at all.

Well, we call shit out about France.

That doesn't make me anti-French fries.

That's right.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like,

it's weird.

It's only one.

We can't talk about it.

Well, I know, but the more that my point in saying this is, is the more that they do this, the more it hurts their own cause.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, oh, well,

you know, these guys fund all these different causes about diversity, except they don't allow any diversity where they're at.

None.

They're down with, they're open with migration and, you know, to Europe, to all, you know, to the United States, everywhere else.

Diversity is the greatest thing.

Diversity is our strength.

That's the slogan that they've all coined.

But diversity is not the strength when we talk about their country.

So why is that?

And that's a fair question.

That doesn't make you an anti-Semite.

And anybody who says it does is using it as a defense mechanism because they can't defend their own fucking arguments.

It's real, man.

That's real, man.

Guys, it's crazy, man.

But let us know down in the comments.

What you guys think, man?

We still got some more to cover.

So let's keep the cruise cruising, guys.

Let's head to headline number three, A ⁇ D.

Yeah.

It's that time of year, bro.

Do you feel it in the air?

Every year, you know what happens in June?

Everyone's gay.

I mean, everyone's game.

Pro Sports go all in for Pride Month, man.

Did they?

Yeah, we're back here.

Yeah, but I thought a lot of the companies didn't.

A lot of the companies have not.

Okay, yeah,

they learn.

Usually everybody changes their logos and shit.

Yeah, no, we're good.

But a lot of the sports teams have.

Most of them.

It is Pride Month once again, and despite America's recent turn against all things so terribly woke, pro sports leagues, teams, and athletes have jumped at the chance to celebrate the LGBTQ plus flagship holiday.

Unsurprisingly, the WNBA was one of the first to show support for gay recognition with a post to Twitter early on June 1st as the month kicked off.

Why does that say unsurprisingly to WNBA?

We're drawing some conclusions there.

Yeah, I I mean, you know, I got some jokes, but I'm going to leave them for right now.

I'll hold them on.

I don't think it's any secret.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Yeah,

they did it with the,

you know, the WNBA logo of a woman missing a layup.

That's a fucking fact.

Right, yeah, okay.

All right.

We'll write that one down for next time.

Woman missing the late.

All right.

Yeah, so they went.

I mean, like a lot of

MLB teams.

I'm sure they got smoked in the comments, didn't they?

It's pretty bad.

Yeah.

It's pretty bad.

It's pretty bad.

But what better timing?

You know, what better timing?

Because

just as this month is kicking off, and it does suck, dude.

It's my birthday month, man.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

all right anyways

that's

what better timing okay so this comes out we got pride month launching right respecting you know you know trans women and and all of that stuff okay

and dude like i could not have predicted a better fucking headline for this uh we have to bring this this uh this person back do you remember this person yeah that's that one from the olympics yeah the olympic boxer emane khalif okay well guess what just happened as soon as Pride Month got launched, Andy?

Leaked lab results offer new evidence about her biological sex.

Let me guess.

She is the father.

She's the father.

Dude, whole,

I called it.

We called it.

I said I didn't know it.

You said you didn't know.

I fucking called it.

Look, man, there's some, I don't know unless I've seen the Wang.

Okay, well, here's the proof, okay?

Newly leaked text results suggest that Olympic boxer Emain Khalif is a biological male.

This more than a year after her title.

Why are they still calling her her?

How does that sentence make sense?

She's a biological male, but then they're still calling her her.

Yeah, it doesn't.

His appearance at the Paris 2024 Olympics sparked international backlash.

Ymain Khalif, 26, was found to have XY chromosomes according to results from a 2023 test carried out by an accredited Indian doctor.

Three Wire Sports obtained and published the documents.

The results of that test led the Russian-controlled boxing authority to expel Khalif from the 2023 Women's Boxing World Championships in India.

Khalif then came under massive scrutiny during the 2024 Paris Olympics when the Olympic governing body denied claims that she was a biological male and allowed her to compete.

But now the test results could upend the official story about Khalifa: chromosome analysis reveals male karyotype.

Test results read, referring to male chromosomes.

So the test was conducted by Dr.

Lau Path Labs, a New Delhi lab, with accreditation from the American College of Pathologists and certification from the International Organization for Standardization.

The Telegraph reported.

Despite that accredited source, leaders at Paris Olympics claim the results were, quote, not legitimate when allowing Khalif to compete, suggesting that the Russians had planted misinformation about Khalif

to get a leg up in the games.

But yeah, that's not the case at all.

Third leg up.

But dude, you remember, he like doubled down on it, man.

He did that interview.

Well, I mean, is this one of those, is this like a hermaphrodite person?

Is this a, I don't know all the deals.

So, like, is this full Wang?

I'm being serious, bro.

Like, would someone not have noticed that?

Like, in the weigh-ins or the swimming pool or the.

I mean, it ain't gonna be that big.

I mean, I mean, I don't know.

I fucking, I dude.

I don't know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

Yeah, I mean, but like, even, like, what's the average weight of a penis, right?

Depends on where you're from.

They call that sweet and low.

Depends on where you're from.

What's the average weight of it?

My search history is going to be fucked.

Well, I'm just saying.

I'm not about to search.

I'm just saying, like,

no one knew this was a dude.

Dude, that's my thing.

I saw, like, this picture right here,

this is what confirmed to me.

I'm like, I mean, that does look like a man.

Bro.

Bro.

And listen, like, Imane, Imam.

So, so.

It's fine.

Yeah.

So, so a man beat a bunch of chicks in the fucking Olympics in boxing.

Like, that's where we're at in 2020 fucking five.

You know what I'm saying?

He knocked her ass out, man.

Like, that's not okay, dude.

It's not all right.

It's not.

No, it's not, dude.

And anybody who argues for it is literally insane.

Literally insane.

Bro.

All right.

Come on, man.

Look at those traps.

Come on.

I mean, that's just a level of intensity you just don't see from most women.

No.

You know, I've known a couple women who are pretty intense, but I mean...

Macy Barber is fucking...

Macy Barber's badass, bro.

She's intense, but that looks like a fucking wild animal.

That looks like a dude who's happy.

I bet Macy Barber kicked that dude's ass.

Oh, for sure.

For sure.

I don't even know what weight class this dude's in.

But dude, it's sick.

That dude gets ass beat by other men, too.

Well,

that's why that's always the case, dude.

They can't compete compete in their own league.

That's why they have to go.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, and then they stand there all proud and shit.

Dude, how?

Yeah, I don't know, dude.

Like, this is like, like, this is Paul's comment right here in a picture.

Huh?

This is Paul's comment.

Paul runs for comment.

Paul?

This is his comment in the picture.

Oh, that's Paul there?

Anyway, so

what are they going to do about it?

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

We don't know yet.

This just came out.

This literally just came out, and it could not be at worst timing.

Because, you know, while all worst timing for who?

For the pride.

For pride shit, man.

Because, like, they're losing funding left and right.

Dude, I saw one.

I don't remember what team it was, but they made a post and I went in the comments and it was fucking slaughter.

Yeah.

Like, it was, there was, I didn't see any comments in support.

So I don't remember which team it was, but

she was 145 pounds at the time of the Olympic event.

Yeah.

Cut down from 180.

Little guy.

Yeah.

Been getting his ass beat his whole life, my man.

He's finally getting his return.

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Well,

I mean, you know what?

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I don't know if I don't know.

Because

that could be both.

That could be like a real ugly woman.

Yeah.

Or an also ugly dude.

Or just an ugly dude.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

I don't know, man.

It's crazy.

I don't know how these people could stand there and celebrate beating people in sports

that they know they're not supposed to compete with.

Like that track athlete that we covered last weekend.

Like, how the fuck do you stand next to, or, you know, whatever that swimmer guy was,

Michael Thomas or whatever, Leah Thomas.

You're standing next to people who deserve to win and you're like standing there like proud.

Like, what is wrong with your brain?

Well, dude, what's really cool to see, though, I know we covered this a few CTIs ago, but like, you're starting to see fight backs, right?

Like, so the college, the high school championships happened in California again.

Um, and this time,

uh,

the

the ladies, the young women who came in second and third place, they refused to even stand on the podium.

Like, you know what I'm saying?

They shouldn't even compete.

They shouldn't, you know, but like they refuse to get on the podium with this dude.

Every single person should boycott, like the men and the women, yeah, they should, they should, but yeah, here's a let them get out there and do their little triple jump and they're all by themselves

since they won all the attention, they can have fucking all of it, get all of it, yeah, dude.

Like, I mean, this one is in Washington now, so we go to Washington State.

Um, this is Washington State's high school championship.

Um, this uh

boy who believes he's a girl, he's 17.

Um, Veronica Garcia is the stage name.

He won the class 2A 400-meter dash by nearly a second, which in that sprint, I mean, that's a shit ton.

That's a lot.

And

it was his

first competition as a trans athlete to win the state title with the Seattle Times.

Wrote.

Here's a clip just to look at the difference between the two.

Veronica Garcia is your state champion at 20.

Look, you see people in the audience shaking their heads and shit, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, because nobody agrees with it, but nobody will say anything.

No, dude, it's sick.

But yeah, they refused to stand on the podium with the dude.

This is a picture.

This is who came in second place, really first place.

She took this selfie, posted it.

Riley Gaines reshared but she has a sign saying Washington State track and field, real girls to a 400-meter champion.

You know,

it's stupid, man.

It's not stupid, it's disgusting, and it's fucking selfish, and it's wrong.

And

we've been over backwards to cater our reality to this very small percentage of people who have no problem, no remorse, no guilt, no shame about doing something that is very clearly wrong.

Okay,

It's disgusting.

And

in my opinion,

the men and the women should be boycotting sports where any of these people try to compete.

Okay.

Completely.

If they want all the attention and they want to get clapped for and they want to act like they're doing something, then let them go out there all by themselves and do their thing.

And then they can clap for themselves.

And everybody who wants to, you know, the crowds won't be there either because nobody wants to see this shit.

Right.

The only people that want to see it are people that want to pretend to be virtuous and pretend to be, have this bleeding heart.

And, oh, it's okay.

It's no big deal.

You know, a lot like the last time we showed that mother confronting the other mother, one of the other mothers, the third party moms, was like, let the kids play.

Let the kids play.

Listen, at high school level, it's not play.

It's competition.

Okay.

And that's part of the fucking problem.

A lot of these people don't understand that that is is high-level competition.

All right, it's not play.

It's not t-ball.

It's not soccer when they're three.

Not little league shit.

No,

and men and women do not belong competing together.

There is very real scientific physical differences in size, strength, speed, explosiveness, the amount of muscle ones carry, the frame, all these things.

Anatomy is completely different.

Hormones are completely different.

If LeBron James went in as the athlete he is and decided to play in the WNBA, what would happen?

You'd be getting triple, triple.

No, no.

He would be hurting these girls.

And the only reason they're not getting hurt is because the only athletes that are doing this are the weak male athletes, not the strong ones.

The strong, you don't ever see one of these championship, quote-unquote, trans athletes that dominated some other sport.

It doesn't happen.

Okay.

It's only done by weak men because weak men, that's their only path to actually being relevant.

Am I wrong?

Oh, you're absolutely right, dude.

Has anybody been pointing this out?

Where are the championship athletes playing with men?

All it would take is one of these blue chip NFL college athletes

going to, you know, fucking Florida or Alabama to go play a women's sport and destroy them for everybody to be like, oh, yeah, this is wrong.

It's probably not a good idea.

Yeah.

Like,

you know, like, so where's the line?

So, weak male athletes get to compete with women, but the strong ones don't.

Yeah, right.

Like, what are we talking about here?

Could you imagine Floyd Mayweather getting in the box?

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

Let's take, let's take Brock Lesnar and let's put him in the women's class of MMA.

Okay?

Let's take, you get, you get it?

Yeah, right.

Like, let's take Ray Lewis and put him out there playing girls soccer.

Let's take, you know,

you know what I mean?

The only people that get to do this are the weak men.

Why are we allowing that?

And why it's being allowed is because weak men don't want to rock the motherfucking boat.

They're a bunch of fucking bitches.

They won't say anything.

They're saying, oh, if I say that, I'll get canceled.

So you'd rather let society completely disintegrate because you don't have the courage to stand up for what's right?

Our whole entire problem

in culture right now is a lack of courage amongst people.

How many people during COVID didn't want to wear the mask, but did anyway?

How many people didn't want to follow

the vaccine guidelines and got it anyway?

And now

they regret it.

How many people,

like, dude, it's all it takes is for people to have a little bit of courage.

Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

Oh, some people are going to get pissed off.

So what?

Who cares?

Like, are we that fragile of a society where men have lost the ability to stand up for what's right at all?

Like, is that where we're at for real?

Is that the badass

American, you know, tough guy?

Like, we got to rely on laws and legislation.

Yeah.

And then they say shit like, oh, well, you know, with shit really cracks off, I'll be right.

Oh, really?

Because you won't even speak up against anything.

You know what I'm saying?

We got all these moms who are like, oh, well, let the kids play.

Let the kids play.

Be quiet.

Okay?

You don't know what you're advocating for.

You don't know why they're doing this.

You don't know any of the implications of what this is supposed to be because you never read a motherfucking history book.

This ain't about women's sports.

This is about the eraser of culture.

This is about removing very real,

basic

identities in humankind.

If you can confuse people and get them to argue argue about what a man and what a woman is, which is the most basic reality of human existence, it's Adam and Eve.

If you can get people to argue about that and debate over that and question that, what can't you get them to question?

That is the point of all of this trans shit.

All right.

And nobody fucking seems to understand that.

Everybody thinks this is just about poor little Stevie, who wants to be Susie, who wants to run with the girls because he wants to wear nail polish.

You know, and like let's ask ourselves why is the average testosterone of these young men so much lower than it was 20 years ago this is intentional why do they tell grown men not to take testosterone but they'll gladly prescribe testosterone to a 14-year-old girl that feels confused about her gender because every time she goes to school and every time she listens to her parents and every time she goes on the internet, she's told that just because because she's having a hard time, well, maybe she's a boy.

Well, here's the reality.

Adolescence is hard.

It's confusing.

Your body's changing.

Your mind's changing.

And having a bunch of people indoctrinating these kids into whatever they think they should be because they're fucked up is completely wrong.

Okay.

And we are failing as a generation of men and women who are supposed to be leading by not standing up for what this actually is.

And why aren't we standing up?

Because you don't want to get called names on the internet or you don't want your cousin to say something to you at Thanksgiving?

Dude, really?

That's the lack of courage that we're dealing with.

We can't even stand up for something as basic as that.

It's not just about these kids being in your sports or being in bathrooms.

This is about the erasing of literal American culture, which millions of people have sacrificed and died for.

This is about getting you to accept anything as true.

It's just, it's so frustrating to have

people not understand that this isn't just like, oh, we're being tolerant or we're being, that's not what this is about.

This is a, this is a legitimate cultural, intentional

demoralization, destabilization of civilization.

You have to have basic rules of society.

There has to be men and women.

There has to be good and bad.

There has to be independent thought.

And it's funny because all of those things have been erased in our culture.

Why is that?

Because if we have a culture that stands for nothing and has no pride and doesn't know what right and wrong is and can't determine what a man or a woman is, that means they are ultimately malleable to anything that the people in charge decide they want to put out.

It's very fucking simple.

And it should be obvious to anybody with any common sense to what's going on.

This isn't about being tolerant.

This is about protecting civilization for the next hundred years.

It's common sense, bro.

There's no dicks in the pool.

You see what I'm saying?

Like, fuck.

No third legs on the chart.

Bro, it gets to be,

it's frustrating.

And what's frustrating is,

is people say things like, well, what am I supposed to do?

What do you mean, what are you supposed to do?

You can't get uncomfortable for one second, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, if the pro sports are going to fucking do this shit, you can't not watch them.

You can't change your buying habits.

I mean,

you can't say, I'm not supporting that.

You can't verbally say at a school board meeting, hey, that's fucking wrong.

Here's why.

You can't, you,

what, what do we,

you can't stand up to your fucking family at Thanksgiving when they start talking crazy shit and be like, bro, you're 100% wrong.

See, this idea of turning the other cheek,

not rocking the boat, that's what's gotten us here, man.

And, and the problem is, is that every time we defer to not rocking the boat, we bring closer to us actual violence.

All right.

So,

fuck, dude.

Use your voice because it's never going to get any easier than it is today.

Rock the fucking boat.

Rock the boat, man.

Guys, jumping on this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think down in the commentary.

And

that being said, man, we got our final segment.

We have arrived.

Final segment of the show, guys.

Thumbs up or dumb as fuck is where we bring a topic in, a headline, article, something like that.

We rate it, give it one of those two options.

And so, with that being said, today's thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,

Shocking moment tourist jumps into terracotta army clay warriors and damages statues before being overpowered by security guards

a little chiny a little china action yeah

um this actually pretty is pretty crazy um i'd be scared shit list that i'd like you know fucked up a fucking curse or something

i guess um a tourist has sparked outrage in china after jumping into a section of the world-famous terracotta army damaging two of the ancient clay statues in the process.

32-year-old man, identified only by his surname, Sun,

launched himself over the guardrails in a protective netting at the museum, housing the clay warriors in the city of Jain on Friday.

But the man did not stop there.

Once inside the protected enclosure, he purportedly began pushing and pulling the priceless statutes,

resulting in visible damage

to two of the figures.

Museum security quickly intervened and subdued the intruder.

Authorities say son suffers from a mental illness and confirmed that an investigation is currently underway following the incident.

The pit he leapt into is an eye-watering 18 feet deep, raising serious concerns about how he managed to breach safety measures.

Here's the clip.

He's fucking hurting.

Know that.

Holy shit.

Oh, he jumped down there?

He jumped down there, yeah.

Holy man, that's a big jump.

Yeah, dude.

The terracotta army is a breathtaking collection of more than 8,000 life-size soldiers created 2,000 years ago to guard the tomb of China's first emperor, King Xinghang.

It is regarded as one of the country's greatest archaeological treasures.

So, yeah, so they were found in like 1987 is when they first were discovered.

Life-size statutes.

And the crazy thing, each one has like an individual, like, no, no two are the same.

That's the craziest thing about them.

I'd be scared shitless personally because I feel like I'd break a fucking curse or something, man.

Yeah, I mean, so this guy's got some sort of mental illness, they said.

Oh, look, there's Dave.

So, oh, shit, that's badass.

Dude, it's crazy.

Look at those horses.

Yeah.

The horses are all life-size.

I mean, dude, it's crazy.

What's that?

Just more of them.

Man,

it's 8,000 of them in 10.

Oh, that's cool.

So he broke a couple of them?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, he broke a few.

Yeah, well.

Pushed him over.

Probably going to cut his head off.

He's done.

I know.

They're going to kill him.

They're going to kill him, bro.

Hey, bro, they don't play that shit over there, bro.

I mean, we shouldn't hear.

We shouldn't, but they definitely don't do that shit over there.

Yeah, I mean, all these little idiots gluing their hands to priceless works of art and destroying things that people have enjoyed for hundreds, if not thousands of years because they can't handle that the world doesn't bend over to their reality.

This is what happens when you stop spanking kids and holding them accountable and giving them trophies for 70th, 70th fucking place, bro.

Bro, I want my kids ask.

I'm just saying, man, like, dude, you know, there's no, there's no repercussions.

I saw a video of one of these Antifa people who was all dressed in black, and it was this big fat woman.

And she ran up to this car with a, she had a flag, and she, like, jammed the flagpole into the window and like started acting all bad, tough.

Bro, this was like a very fucking fat woman who was like 5'5.

And then

she was 5'5 by 5'5.

Yes, 100%.

Got it.

And then,

you know, two minutes later, they show her in handcuffs and she's crying.

She's crying.

Yeah.

Like, dude, these people have never, like, dude, I hate to say it this way, but it's just the truth.

These people have never dealt with any violence in their entire lives.

These, these kids.

And so they go around wielding it with, you know, no discretion whatsoever.

And dude, that has to stop.

That has to stop.

You know, you don't see these trained, highly trained, you know, military professionals or jujitsu experts or UFC guys going around starting fucking fights.

It's only these fat fucking people who have never been exposed to any violence whatsoever who are who've been told they're great and been told they're beautiful and been told they're special and been told they get a trophy for waking up and breathing the air who who who are doing the violence

and then cry when they get yeah

like dude it's insane bro it's insane

And the people have to be able to correct that without going to prison.

So I don't know when that's going to happen, but dude,

they don't hold the standard, bro.

They don't hold the standard on both sides.

Those people can do whatever they want.

They can break whatever they want.

And I'm not talking about black people.

I'm talking about these communist fucks, these pool noodles-wielding LARPers from the park who dress up in black and try to go around and start shit.

Bro, if you beat the fuck out of a couple of those people, they'll stop.

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Just a couple.

Like, dude,

it's just,

it's reality.

It's natural order, man.

People don't fuck with people when they know they're going to get fucking dealt with.

Yeah.

Yeah, we need to, we need a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

We've created a scenario where we're going to put the cops in jail for holding the line.

We're going to put Daniel Penny in jail for holding the line.

We're going to put fucking Kyle Rittenhouse in jail for holding the line.

The fuck are we talking about?

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah, we need a little China backbone.

No, we need the police need to be allowed to do their jobs, and people need to be allowed to stand up for themselves.

That's basically it without repercussion from the law.

Anyway, yeah.

Dude, I want one of these, though.

Well,

next week we'll hear about how this dude got his head cut off.

No, they just disappear.

Yeah, they do.

They just disappear.

And nobody asks questions.

Yeah, well, that's because everybody knows.

What happens to the sun?

Sun went down.

That's what happened.

I don't know.

What we got on this, man?

I'd say if they hold him accountable, thumbs up.

Yeah.

I don't care if he's got mental illness.

I'm tired of that being an excuse for everything.

That's real.

That's real, man.

Well, guys, Andy,

all I have.

All right.

Don't be a hoe.

Show the show.

Ripple sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank road, can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case cloak, close.