883. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Battling With Prostate Cancer, James Comey's Social Media Approach & Indian Version Of Titanic

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Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

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That's what we're gonna do.

Yeah,

right?

Yep.

Yeah.

Give me one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what we're gonna do.

Mm-hmm.

Is that how I gotta do it too?

Yeah.

All right.

Let's do it again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Mine was a little wider than yours.

A little bit.

It's all right.

I got to work on that.

Yeah, just add a little struggle in there.

A little more struggle.

A little longer rap sheet.

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What's up, man?

What's going on, gangster?

Nothing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

What the fuck was that?

I wasn't it at all.

I threw a little sauce on there, bro.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

No, that's not it.

No, no, that's for girls.

Anyway, what is going on, dude?

Oh, man.

So much.

Is it?

I have been so busy on other projects.

I actually am liking the show right now a lot because I'm sort of detached

in terms of reading everything everything online.

So when I come in here, I'm just kind of finding out as probably a lot of listeners are finding out.

Yeah, for sure, man.

So I've been working on some

real big stuff.

Real big.

You want to share with the class?

Nope.

Not yet.

But I promise you, they're going to be blown the fuck away.

Yeah, well, I got something to share for the class.

Yeah, what's that?

It's a pool update.

A pool?

Are you going to try this again?

No, no, no, no, no.

I've learned learned my lesson.

I've learned my lesson.

Okay.

And technically, it's a pond update because the pool turned into a pond.

Yeah.

It's still up.

I took it down yesterday.

Okay.

Yeah.

We took it down.

You had it up that whole time?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

That was like a year.

Yeah, bro.

Bro, I was raising tadpoles and shit, man.

Or it just sat there?

Yep.

It didn't start stinking and shit.

Oh, it did.

It did.

You just dealt with it.

It didn't, unless you fucked with it.

It did.

Yeah.

But, like, I mean, I was like keeping the mosquitoes and shit at bay.

I put like mosquito pellet shit in there.

So instead of just taking it down, you've just medicated it.

Well, no, the problem.

Okay.

To my defense, this has been an unusual

season.

Okay.

Right?

A lot of rain.

And so, like, by according to my calculations of the pool, we've had at least like four feet of rain.

Four feet.

At least.

Okay.

That's how full it was.

It was pretty full.

But I pumped it all out, man.

Was it full of the very top?

Damn near.

It's halfway.

Yeah, halfway.

So wait, damn near is halfway?

Damn near is halfway.

That's hard.

So that's how accurate your mathematical calculations are, huh?

Damn near

equals halfway.

That's about halfway.

I got it.

About one half.

Yep, that's right.

And

this is some, I've never learned this math.

Did you guys ever, is this the math you guys learned?

Where'd you learn that?

That's another one, too.

You ever like, I know.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, that means you're close.

You know what I'm saying?

I know.

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

All right, buddy.

Hey, listen here, pal.

Yeah, that's equivalent.

You guys got it.

You know what I'm saying?

It's over there.

Hey, listen here, buddy.

Yeah, I've had it up to here with it.

That's like, that's like three-fourths full.

You know what I'm saying?

You're on my last nerve.

But yeah, man, so I had to pump all that shit out.

And what do they say in India, Zhan?

What do you say?

Don't touch my crickets.

That's my hole.

Not my gutty.

All right.

Let's start off with some good old

American race.

It's a loud.

It's a low.

That's right.

Five minutes in.

But yeah, man.

So I got pulled down.

We got bulk pickup coming.

So they'll get it all out.

Just left that shit by the curb.

Bulk pickup, huh?

Yeah.

That's a new thing for me, bro.

Like, I'll be real.

Like, five years in in the county, you know what I'm saying, the suburbs, like, I'm still getting used to it.

The bulk pickup?

Yeah, bro.

Like, in our day, bro.

I mean, back in my day, back in my hood, bro, you just throw that shit in the alley, bro.

We're aware.

It is what it is.

We're fucking aware, bro.

How do you think white flight started?

Yeah, bro.

Listen, I mean, like, it was new, bro.

Like, I think when we first moved in our house, bro, Alice used to get on me all the time because I'd leave my trash cans up.

Yeah.

Like, for fucking days.

I didn't give a fuck.

You know what I'm saying?

And until I realized it was rude.

You know, supposed to do that.

Yeah, neighbors get mad.

They look down on that friend.

That's true.

They frowned.

oh they got me a check you know did they yeah they did because they they fucking moved them back for me

i'm like bro it's only been like two days man like come on man they're leaving fucking dvds of django on the fucking front porch

oh shit man they taught me they taught me quick but it is what it is man um all right yeah

what's going on dude

well i wanted to bring this up first uh because you know i've i know you've been getting a lot of people checking on you checking on us in st louis oh yeah from the fucking tornadoes and stuff dude yeah man fuck i want to just highlight it real quick i mean because dude yeah it was it was

it's been bad yeah yeah dude uh

i mean dude it passed right by here i had no idea we were in a recording we were in here recording

Here's how bad it was, real talk.

We were in here recording.

The tornado sirens went off and we kind of joked about it.

We were like, oh, well, it looks like we're going to get sucked up.

You know, like, right?

We were joking, right?

Having no idea how close it was.

And then Shelby took that picture.

I saw you posted on your story.

Yeah, we throw it up in here.

You could look at it.

But I mean, dude, it went right by the building.

And then,

you know, I had the guys take the comment out because I didn't know that

it fucking smashed our city.

Dude.

And, dude, it's really bad.

Yeah, it was a, it was a, they categorized it as an ev3 tornado um that ripped through five people have been killed uh buildings collapsing i mean and like dude it it hit it was like there was no just demonst uh discrimination on where it went right like it hit high areas it hit low areas man and like they were both equally up yeah um you know but one of the things that that and and to date like i checked this there's still about 30 000 people without power right now yeah we were out we were out in my house for about uh 36 hours yeah Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was like,

yeah, two full days, damn near.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But, dude, I mean, it was bad, man.

It was bad.

I got some pictures here from from some of the

areas that have been affected, man.

But, you know, one thing we talk about, like, listen, St.

Louis has its problems, man.

We have our issues.

But one of the things that

I've been really happy to see.

is the community outreach and the community engagement from all, from, from, from all places, man.

Like from businesses, our Cardinals organization, blues,

local restaurants, like every turn.

Yeah, bro, we had a ton of guys down there.

This one sent out like fucking.

And then we got another crew down there today.

Going down the day at four.

Yeah, I was going to try to get down there with them, but it's just like,

we sent

we, I mean,

yeah, we were running, you know, supplies down to everybody working.

all day yesterday and then also had guys working but like dude

yeah i mean bro look man you know at the end of the day, Americans are Americans, and especially here in St.

Louis, dude.

Like, you're right.

Like, we do have a lot of shit.

We got a lot of problems.

But, I mean, dude, right now, no one gives a fuck.

And it would be nice if we could all remember that.

You know what I'm saying?

After this meeting up, after this is done, remember this.

Like, dude, we see, you know, we're seeing a lot of white people up in the black neighborhoods, you know, helping.

We're seeing a lot of black people in the white neighborhoods helping.

And everybody's, you know, working together.

And it's, it's, uh,

it's really nice to see, man.

Like, it really is.

It's been a long time since we've had that in St.

Louis.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, because that's the thing, like, it's unheard of, really.

Like, a tornado in the city.

Like, it's kind of unheard of.

Like, not really, like, that's why we play it off sometimes.

We hear that, like, it's normal for us.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's very rarely does it actually fucking do shit, you know?

Yeah, it's,

I mean, dude, they're not portraying the damage properly on television.

It's bad.

yeah and it kind of makes you wonder like uh

you know all of these these situations they're not you know like what happened in asheville or what happened in hawaii and they're they

i mean dude it's bad and uh

i don't know you know there's always something that good that comes out of it but yeah st louis is a resilient city it's a very tough city People here are

very tough.

And,

you know, it is cool to see everybody working together.

I mean, I think it's refreshing for me, yeah, for sure, dude, for sure.

Um, but yeah, I mean, I had to put that update in, and we're fine, you know, but I mean, dude, there's a lot of people that are hurting right now without without homes right now.

I mean, um, it's tough, man, but I'm sure we'll get through it.

I know we'll get through it, yeah, that's what St.

Louis being a St.

Louis in

is that right?

St.

Louis and yeah, that's what it's about, man.

You know, one of the things that sucks, dude, is like our we have a very old,

very charming architecture in, yeah, in St.

Louis, and a lot of it got fucked up.

And like, dude, I just hope they don't rebuild it with this gay and shit.

Yes, this brutalism, cracker box, modern bullshit.

Yeah, like, bro, put it back how it is.

Like

stone and beautiful architecture and, and, you know, the things that make our city unique.

I saw this interview from one of the parks up in Northside, and the guy was like, dude, you know, we can rebuild all this, but what sucks is is like our park is now all the trees are gone and it changed the landscape and

it's just you know i don't know man that part always sucks yeah you know for sure for sure yeah man because you know

you know what i'm saying it has a vibe it has a culture and like i don't nobody wants it to look like

one of these newer cities where everything just

looks like a fucking strip mall yeah there's no character to it for sure yeah man so i mean we'll keep you guys updated i had to do a little little singles update.

Um,

but yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, we'll keep you guys updated on it.

Uh, but yeah, with that, though, let's get into some of our topics, our headlines.

We got a lot of stuff happening.

Um, there's a lot happening, so let's dive into it.

Let's connect some dots.

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watching our beautiful faces.

With this being said, headline.

Number one.

Let's dive into, we got Uncle Joe, Sleepy Joe Biden in the news.

Everybody's talking about it.

Biden breaks his silence after revealing he's battling aggressive prostate cancer.

We are strongest in the broken places.

Whatever the fuck that means.

Former President Joe Biden posted a smiling selfie early Monday morning as he sent thanks for the support he's received since revealing his battle with aggressive prostate cancer.

Quote, cancer touches us all.

The 82-year-old wrote on social media along with the photo of him sitting beside his wife, Jill Biden, and their cat.

This is the picture.

The cat looks like it's fucking miserable.

I'm not going to lie.

I mean,

I'm not even a cat person, and I feel for it.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

But yeah, he posted that out.

And, you know, he's been getting support.

You know, good well wishes from everybody.

You know, all the obvious players Tampon Tim put out there.

Gwen and I are praying for President Biden and his family, a truly decent man and a friend.

We're wishing him all the best.

You got Elizabeth Warren in there.

Kamala Harris, of course, she reaches out.

Jasmine Crockett.

I mean, you're even getting some from Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Jr., right?

They're posting on it.

You know, politics aside, we wish him a speedy recovery.

Everybody's been kind of putting it out there, you know, putting their respects and their wishes for

former President Biden.

Michelle and

Barack, they also jumped in the mix.

Barack Obama posted this.

Michelle and I are thinking of the entire Biden family.

Nobody has done more to find breakthrough treatments for cancer in all its forms than Joe.

And I am certain he will fight this challenge with his trademark resolve and grace.

We pray for a fast and full recovery.

How nervous do you think Michelle is?

You think she's going to get like

an emergency checkup?

I had to.

I had to.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I had to.

I couldn't.

Come on, man.

I couldn't pass that up.

Yeah.

She's nervous as fuck right now.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean,

you know what they say.

Michelle and I both know how hard this must be.

I don't know, man.

But here's the thing.

So, I mean, you know, you call them conspiracy theorists.

You call them whatever you want.

It's interesting because a lot of people have said that this man has not been well for a long time.

In fact, he said it a few times.

And let's go back to 2022 because he did a press conference, a little press briefing, where he claimed he had cancer.

And immediately,

KGB,

you know, the press secretary at the time, like everybody jumped on and, oh, he was just misspeaking.

He was just misspeaking.

Right.

Here's the original clip from that press conference.

Let's check this out.

My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

And guess what?

The first frost, you know what was happening.

You had to put on their windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window.

That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.

And why can't for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation.

Yeah, and so just immediately after that, everybody's updated.

Oh, no, no.

White House officials tell POTUS he was referring to past removal of skin cancer.

Right?

Biden mistakenly stated present sense that he has cancer.

But it's interesting because a few weeks weeks before that, he used the same exact story, but instead of saying cancer, he said it was asthma.

Have you seen that?

Yeah, let's check this one out.

And

when we went to a small little school that was about a mile from the apartment complex we lived in, and a little school called Holy Rosary.

And you couldn't walk to school because although it was a four-lane access highway, it was just too dangerous to cross some of the streets.

And my mother would get in the, and when it came spring, I mean, it came in the the fall this is the God's truth and you'd get in the car and there's a little frost on the window turn on the windshield wiper there'd be an oil slick not a joke

I have asthma and 80% of the people who in fact we grew up with have asthma I just in an apartment complex and we moved to Delaware and just up the road a little school I went to Holy Rosary Grade School And because it was a four-lane highway that was accessible, my mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

And guess what?

The first frost, you know what was happening.

You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window.

That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.

Hmm.

This is weird.

It is weird.

And now there's been a bunch of doctors jumping in on this because, you know, all the details are Audio Stage 4

prostate cancer.

very advanced right

um

and doctors have been jumping on this saying like that's like it's impossible for that to just come out as a surprise diagnosis because you know they're doctors they know cancer they know how the shit works like you've had to have that for years

well you would have to have it for years and not be checked which he was the president of the united states and obviously gets checked all the time every year right let's check out this this doctor talking about this is dr zeke uh let's check him out zeke you're a you're an oncologist uh obviously

incredibly respected.

You believe that it is likely, just for those just tuning in, you believe it is likely if this prostate cancer has spread to the bone, that he could have had it for up to a decade, but certainly it's likely, would it be fair to say it's likely to have had this

for at least several years?

Oh, more than several years.

You don't get prostate cancer.

So

I just want to stop you.

So

this is not speculation.

If you have prostate cancer that is spread to the bone, then he's most certainly, you are saying, had it when he was president of the United States.

Oh, yeah.

He did not develop it in the last 100, 200 days.

He had it while he was president.

He probably had it at the start of his presidency

in 2021.

Yes,

I don't think there's any disagreement about that.

Very interesting.

All right.

Now, I think the timing of all of this is also interesting, and I think it warrants some looking into

because

over the weekend, something got released,

and it was

the audio recordings from his interview with the special prosecutor, her, Robert Hur, about all the documents and shit that he was taking when he was not president.

All of that came out, which without a doubt revealed he was not fit just mentally.

Now they're covering, like, I don't know.

How are you seeing this?

What do you make of all of this?

Well, I mean, look, man,

there's.

You know, there's many different ways this could be.

And unfortunately, we don't trust anything so we have to you know break everything down of what it actually could be and then deduce what it probably is most likely is yeah like we've had to do since you know

i don't know for us it's was since covet started yeah um that's when it became clear to me that we were being lied to about not just covid but a lot of different things

And so, you know, when I hear this, my first thought while you were reading it was, well, okay, maybe that makes sense as to why he would do a

cap on his day at 11 a.m.

You know, maybe he was being treated behind closed doors.

They kept it secret.

That makes sense

because, you know, the therapies that they use

take a lot out of you.

Yeah, for sure.

And it's usually, you know, like it's a

it's a daily thing.

You know, I've had family members have to go through that and it's not easy.

And so I was thinking about that, right?

Then I was, you know, and how, how much he was absent from

the press briefings and all of these things.

I mean, we never saw him.

Yeah.

So that's what I was thinking when you first brought it up.

But,

you know,

then these audio things come out.

And right afterwards, you know, this comes public that he's got cancer.

And I also find it hard to believe personally that these people people don't have internal remedies for these diseases.

I do not believe that we as American citizens

get

the actual cures.

I don't think.

We get the treatments.

Yeah, they have cures, but we don't get them.

100%.

And the reason for that is business, right?

Like if they cured everybody.

you know, it would collapse the medical care racket.

So,

you know,

I think that that's a personal belief of mine for a long time.

And then I think, okay, well, if they have that, why aren't they giving it to him?

And, you know, and it probably has something to do with

they want him to go away.

Yeah.

Well, you can't prosecute a dead man.

Yeah.

And then also he can't, dead, dead people can't talk.

So

it could be that.

It could be surface level.

It could be, you know, Yeah, they hit it and he's got cancer and that's it.

But it's interesting how none of these other people as prevalent as cancer is to you know my family everybody else's families

it's interesting how none of these older people that are high-level political figures ever seem to die from cancer right they live until they're you know really really really old uh you know

you know like look at them i mean

i don't know i don't know what to think bro like i I, you know, it's not good karma, in my opinion, to wish someone to suffer and die of cancer.

So I don't have anything to say regarding that.

I think he's a criminal.

I think it's very convenient that all of a sudden he has this.

I think it's weird that, you know, he wasn't offered what cure they have.

Because I know, dude, I'm, I'm, I don't know, that people are going to say, well, how do you know they have?

I just, that's just what I believe.

So, you know, yeah, that could be bullshit, but I don't think it is.

So, I mean,

yeah, that's kind of what I'm taking from it.

It does, it's very coincidental that these audio recordings

drop and then all of a sudden this comes out right away.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, no, dude, it is.

What do you think?

Yeah, I mean, 100%, dude.

My thing is, I think

they used Biden for exactly what he was used for, right?

And where the mental decline happened when he became the innocent, sweet old grandpa, I don't know.

But I know that he went into it understanding his role in this whole fucking scheme.

Yeah.

And the amount of damage that this man has caused to this country in the time period that he's been in positions to do so, because it wasn't just

his first term as president.

No, it goes back to when he was a VP.

It goes back to when he was a fucking senator.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But like the amount of damage that this man caused.

He was aware that he was going to be chosen to do this and do exactly what he did.

Where the decline happened, I don't know.

But

personally, I think if this cancer thing is real, because I'm not doubting that it is, but you know,

it's real, cool.

That's the lightest punishment you could possibly have, in my opinion.

And I'm just being real, bro.

I mean, look,

look, I don't even want to talk about the cancer.

These people are fucking traitors.

And they deserve a traitor's punishment.

And

yeah, I agree with you, dude.

I think it's convenient.

I agree with you.

It's too convenient.

Yeah, I don't want to sit here and talk bad

about someone with cancer.

But yeah, I agree with you.

He deserves a traitor's punishment, not cancer.

Dude, it's too convenient.

And now you got the auto-pin shits being brought up.

Yeah.

It's being looked into.

You got Trump talking about it openly.

Openly.

And so it's like,

it seems like, dude, it really does feel like a lot of things

are starting to materialize.

And, you know, I considered a lot of,

you know, like, you know, after we do a show, I always think about, you know, okay, what do, what do,

am I really seeing this right?

Or,

you know, and I started to think about Trump.

And, you know, Trump's so polarizing even amongst people on the right

because a lot of people think,

you know, like me, he's not doing enough.

A lot of people think he's just another puppet.

Uh, I don't think that's the case, but I could be wrong.

Um, you know, a lot of people, you know, say, Well, why doesn't Andy say that the Republicans and the Democrats aren't two wings of the same bird?

I fucking say that all the time, dumbass.

If you listen to the show, you'd understand that.

Do you want me to say it exactly how you say it?

Here we go.

Here we go.

The Democrats and the Republicans are two wings of the same fucking bird.

Same bird.

Are you happy?

Okay, like fuck, dude.

You know, with that being said, I believe that there are people inside

of

the center, a few on the left, and

handfuls on the right who just are patriots.

Okay.

And they are really just, they're in the party, but they're not in the party.

And so we have a mix of different things.

And it's to be determined.

where I believe Trump fits in those categories.

Because in my mind, these things should be happening much faster.

However,

there are other points to consider, such as

it takes a while to get the cases completely locked tight so that these people can't beat it in court.

Because if Trump's been consistent about one thing, it's the fact that he wants to maintain at least the majority of the structure of the United States.

The integrity of it.

That's correct.

And

I don't actually agree with a lot of that.

I mean, I think that the cancer has to be cut out at whatever

cost because that's actually constitutional.

It says so.

So

there's lots of ways to look at this, but with him starting to bring out some of these things about the auto pen and, you know, it makes me think, oh, okay.

Well, they didn't just forget about it.

Yeah, right.

You know what I mean?

Right.

They're tracking it for sure.

Yeah.

But now you have, you know, all these different people saying different things,

but

it does seem like the language is starting to materialize so we'll we'll see man like i i just listen i just don't make a judgment until it's done so yeah dude we'll see what happens it is weird man i think i think it's just too convenient man i don't know guys i want you to jump down in the comments tell us what you guys think Let us know.

Again, I mean, it's not bad wishing on anybody's health, right?

No, but I hope he survives so that he can be strung up and his head can be put on a stake.

How about that?

That's what I I think.

How about that fucking bird?

Yeah, because, dude, listen, he deserves a traitor's punishment.

The guy is a traitor.

A lot of these people are traitors, a lot of them.

Okay.

They have intentionally destroyed our country.

Intentionally.

All right.

They need to be dealt with as such.

That's my opinion.

Yeah.

100%, man.

Guys, let us know.

With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments, man.

We got

some comments to cruise through.

Good.

Let's cruise the the comments.

This first comment comes from Becca Love, 1964.

Why was the Theo Vaughn video kind of hot?

I want him to do that to my neck.

Well, that's because you're programmed to find masculinity attractive.

And you might be a little fucked up.

I think you got some daddy issues there.

But, you know, hey, it's, you know, I would say that's a

fairly common,

you know, thing for women to be into.

Jesus.

Yeah.

Good Lord, becca

hey

you know what these girls it's been so long since they've seen any male aggression

that they forget that like that shit turns them on yeah you know that's why all you little pussies out there that like you know supplicate and fucking can't say no and

have man titties bro it ain't happening for you man like they don't want another girl

they want a man i don't know why i keep getting put in the friend zone well that's because you act like a friend like you act like like a fucking girl.

They smell your estrogen.

Yeah, man.

All right, Becca.

Well, yeah.

Dude, it's crazy looking around like real talk.

It is, it's fucking crazy to me how little

men

put into their

product.

Their manhood.

Yeah, like it's like, and then they try to make fun of people that actually live to a standard.

Like, dude, I see all these dudes who are like in their 40s now who that I, you know, they used to be like in shape and now they just look like a fat turd with no arms and a fucking,

you know, grimace belly.

And like, it's just like, dude, you're not even trying.

Like, you're not even fucking trying, bro.

Like, what message are you sending to your sons?

You know, and then you talk to them.

It's like, well, you know, fucking dad life.

No, dad life should mean you're jacked.

Dad life should mean you're living the standard.

It should mean that you're showing your sons and your daughters what it means to be a man so that your sons emulate it and your daughters won't tolerate anything less than that.

That's what dad life should be about.

And, you know, walking around with a fucking, you know, micro brew IPA, acting like you're all fancy with the grimace belly and your fucking golf outfit looking like shit, bro, you set a terrible example.

And I don't know what it is.

Like

it's just gross.

Becca don't want that.

Huh?

Becca don't want that.

No, women don't want that at all.

No women wants that.

Only insecure women want that so they can boss them around.

It's real.

It's real shit.

All right, Becca.

Well,

you be good out there.

Becca.

This next one is from locally hated raps.

I'm going to school today to see the principal because my nine-year-old used a word mother-loving.

And you guessed it.

I'm going to wear that bison hat loud and proud to the meeting.

Mother-loving?

Yeah, I think they got it from here.

What's wrong with that?

I don't know.

Yeah, it sounds like school's got their.

isn't that better than like motherfucking be better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I, yeah.

Like, we're trying to set examples here, too, bro.

I mean, is that insane?

A principal's calling.

That's so crazy, man.

That's so crazy.

Yeah, at the same time, they're like, little Stevie is actually Stephanie.

You're right.

Yeah, right, right.

But that's fine.

Yeah.

You don't call parents on that one.

Right.

Yeah.

Fucking

starts with an F.

Yeah, that's what we got to worry about.

Yeah, last one, man.

Home of the hustle.

Instead of Bubba Gump, Andy is the OG Bubba Spud.

That's right.

I like mashed taters.

I like fried taters, baked taters, soup taters.

I could go on and on and on.

I could go on and on and on.

That's pretty good.

But yeah, that's me, fucking Tater King.

You call me the Emperor of Taters.

The Tater Emperor.

What else?

Tater Emperor.

Tater King.

Tater King.

He got Tater General.

Joe's really good at this.

Joe, what do you got?

A Tater Baiter.

What?

Termed.

The what?

Termed.

A Termitator.

Termitator.

Yeah.

All right, that's enough from over there.

Yeah.

Yeah, that is enough from over there.

Yeah.

They teach you that one

when you came over here.

They say, here's the dad jokes.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's what it is.

I didn't even got that one, bro.

That shit, man.

Damn.

All right, man.

Guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans and mother-loving fans.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Appreciate it, man.

Let's keep it cruising.

Got headline number two.

Something else that happened over the weekend.

Let's go to CNN

because I like their headline on this.

I think it was the best one.

James Comey's weird.

Social media approach lands him in hot water.

Okay.

Don't you love CNN?

No.

Like

what's weird about calling for the execution of a president?

It's super weird.

Yeah.

So get into it.

There's another thing about this that's like no one's talking about.

Really?

Yes.

Let's dive into this.

Yes.

James Comey, he is the former director of the FBI.

He decided to put a now deleted Instagram post up over the weekend.

This was the post here.

It's a picture, if you guys are listening on audio, it's a picture of, I guess he's on a beach.

they're saying, and then there's some seashells that are arranged in the numbers 86, 47 with a caption that goes, cool shale formation on my beach walk, right?

Now,

it took minutes, okay, minutes before people started getting on there and putting two to two together and coming to their conclusions.

And then roughly, I mean, almost immediately afterwards, he pulled the picture down and posted this as a reply.

Saying,

I posted earlier a picture of some seashells I saw today on a beach walk, which I assumed were a political message.

I didn't realize some folks associate those numbers with violence.

It never occurred to me, but I oppose violence of any kind.

So I took the post down.

Yeah, I oppose violence of any kind.

Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, you know, and we're all stupid, bro.

You're so smart.

You know, you're so smart because you were the head of the FBI.

You're so much smarter than everybody everybody else in the whole country and world.

And you can sneak these very slick jokes

underneath our radar.

And we'll never notice because we're just a bunch of dumb Neanderthals.

That's bro.

The arrogance is what it is.

Yes.

He knew.

Here's the thing.

He knew exactly what he was saying.

He knew exactly what the fuck he was saying.

Okay, but did you know this?

Did you know that the day he posted that, where it said 8647 was exactly 8,647 days since 9-11?

No shit.

Yes.

On the exact day he posted that.

So not only was it 86.47, you know, 86 for you guys means, you know, cut out

47.

Yeah.

Okay.

But it was posted on the exact day,

8,647 days since 9-11.

What do you think the significance of that is?

I think it's a fucking threat, dude.

I think it's a threat.

It's a threat of intentional terrorism that will somehow kill Donald Trump.

That's what I think it is.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I mean, dude, listen.

Because listen, they're not going to be able to assassinate him like they would assassinate Reagan or how they tried to assassinate Reagan or how they did with JFK.

No, they're going to create some massive

attack that's going to, you know.

And he wasn't the only one that posted that that day.

I tried to find it was a few other people.

Well, dude,

this is a message that the paid protesters that are financed through

people like George Soros consistently protest with.

They put on their signs.

Yes.

Yes, dude.

Dude, it's sick, man.

And like, and the thing is, like, bro, like, it only takes a few minutes.

Like, guys, I highly advise you go do this.

Go to his social media handles.

He's on Instagram.

He's on Twitter.

Go look at the shit he's posting.

Call me.

Yeah, call me.

Cause it's not, like, I mean, this was, I mean, bro, like, he posted a bunch of shit that's just like, you know, very clear that this guy has some issues, man.

America should be thankful good people stood up for the rule of law today.

Respected prosecutors refused to do the dirty work of unethical Trumpers.

I'm sorry for the pain, grateful for the example, and thankful so many public servants will try to stay and protect the public and our institutions.

He posted this one.

Donald Trump isn't coming for us.

The rule of law is coming for him.

Months before he won the.

Yeah, it's all projection and gaslighting.

super projection, but then you look into it a little bit,

you know, yeah,

yeah, I know, dude, right?

You know, he posted this, Proud Dad.

Listen, this guy, these people are out of control, they're out of fucking control, and they're like I've been saying, man, you got to cut the cancer out of the fucking country.

Well, you know what's crazy, too, about this?

I don't know if you knew this, but so he, so since he's left, he's also been writing some books, some novels, right?

Some

fiction novels, I guess you could call it.

And his latest book that he just wrote out, which he's been posting here regularly, is

titled FDR Drive.

It's a crime novel.

Guess what?

This book is about.

This book is about a far-right-wing extremist podcaster that's putting out subliminal messages to target fucking

bro.

Real shit.

So he wrote about us.

He wrote about us.

Oh, man.

Sweet.

Yeah, right here.

Look,

it's about a U.S.

attorney, Carmen Garcia, trying to take down Samuel Buchanan, a far-right media personality with a popular podcast, vilifying those he thinks are destroying America.

Intellectuals, immigrants, and people.

Yeah, that's

damn, dude.

This is great.

What's wrong with us, man?

Yeah, best.

I'm wondering if he wants us to sign him.

But yeah,

he

puts out content.

It goes far beyond the protection of First Amendment.

He singled out his enemies by name.

That's a big one we talk about, right?

And suggested something should be done about them.

Oh, yeah, something should be done.

Yeah.

And then his fans...

By name, I mean, were we talking about like, what, Hillary Clinton, the Obama's Obama's Soros, you know, like Kyle Schwabs?

Yeah.

I mean,

is that the list we're talking about by this man?

Yeah, Fauci.

Fauci.

You know, and

something must be done.

Yes.

He really is talking about us.

But yeah, I mean, he's writing out a book about, you know, you're putting out subliminal messages and people act on them, right?

But you can put out 8647.

Or you could develop entire programs like MK Ultra to weaponize manipulation on mentally ill and

you know, mentally compromised individuals who you've created, you know, gender dysmorphia and lack of personal identity and lack of purpose, lack of hope lack of mission in life to convince these people to actually go shoot people in real life and then you can give them the guns and you know give them the plan and then when they do it you just kill them and then they can't tell you like the dude that just blew up the ivf clinic like fucking all of them man fuck man

notice none of them ever survived where they could actually talk and if they do survive they lock them away a thousand feet deep so that you know nobody can ever reach them you know like

you know this guy that killed or tried to shoot Trump

go into the FBI building dozens of times right next door.

We need to talk, let's talk about the FBI, bro, because listen, and this is where it's all connected.

He has a new FBI, has a new director, Cash Patel.

Dan Bongino is his deputy director.

They, they're, they're getting, uh, they're getting, they're in some hot water because they decided they, they did an interview.

I think it was with uh Fox News, Maria,

Botsuramo.

Um,

and uh, they've pissed off a lot of people.

All They pissed off a lot of people.

The first thing they covered was the Epstein, the Epstein list, the Epstein situation, some of the facts leading up to it.

And they both are publicly

claiming that

Epstein did, in fact, kill himself.

And that's pissing off a lot of people.

Let's check this clip out.

This is one of the clips from the interview.

You said Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide.

People don't believe it.

Well, I mean, listen, they have a right to their opinion, but as someone who has worked as a public defender, as a prosecutor, who's been in that prison system, who's been in the Metropolitan Detention Center, who's been in segregated housing,

you know a suicide when you see one, and that's what that was.

He's lying.

He killed himself.

Again, you want me to get,

I've seen the whole file.

He killed himself.

Okay.

You notice how they're both breaking eye contact and looking off when they're saying, they're both lying.

They're lying.

They're both lying

well i you could tell cash patel was lying i mean dude for somebody who's the fbi director bro you need to learn how to lie a little better that was a fucking lie now on gino got all fucking goofy eyed too

so for sure yeah and and and and the biggest thing they got going against them is we've been able to see when they say something i actually believe for years and years and years and years and years yeah that does not they do not believe that is bullshit yeah for sure they are being told to say that

blackmailed to say that or saying that for an intentional strategy that they're trying to work on.

Yeah, I was going to, like, I mean, because that would be the only logical reason, right?

Like, but, like, the typical response, like, just give it, it's an ongoing investigation.

Well, you know,

listen, Megan Kelly, who is very, very sharp and very plugged in, and also General Flynn, who is very, very sharp and very plugged in, have both.

talked about Epstein still being alive and that we're going to hear from him in terms of what was actually going on.

And they're actually trying to protect him from Mossad and CIA influence.

So, or

not influence, but

as such.

Yeah, right.

Not being able to be killed by them.

So,

fuck, that'd be crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That'd be crazy.

You know, but there's a lot of things.

And like, I want to, I want to give an OG shout out real quick.

He's one of my

people I look up to.

I got to be careful how to say this.

Alex Jones.

Yeah.

He, dude, listen, you say what you want about him.

Talk about his delivery.

He's not right on everything.

He's been right on the fucking lot.

He, he, he laid it all out.

He's batten above 95%

of the things he says.

At least.

And, and if you say that's not true, then you have not been paying attention.

And, dude, there's so many connections.

Like, I mean, this even connects James Comey.

You know what I'm saying?

With this Epstein shit.

And he put out a very lengthy tweet

on Twitter.

And, you know, he started, I'm going to read this whole thing.

We'll go through it.

Before we go through this, how does cat, like what cash?

I've been in the

segregated housing.

I've been in the prison.

I know a suicide when I see one.

Bro, what do you think we are?

We think we're fucking stupid.

That is not even a close to a justification of why you would know that was a suicide.

Well, not only that, bro, they released the autopsy pictures.

You know what I'm saying?

And that's been fucking looked at by investigators.

Viewer discretion discretion is advised.

So this is what they released of Epstein during his autopsy, right?

But like everybody fucking jumped in it.

Normal hanging ligature marks are going to be much higher on the neck.

Weight of the body going down.

You got gravity.

Dude, listen, we have no idea.

What's real or not?

That's right.

And it's interesting that they allowed AI to become public right as all this stuff was happening because now we're in a position where it's almost impossible to tell what is real and what's not.

Yeah, this was from the Megan Kelly show.

I mean, to your point, she covered it.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's been out for a minute.

People talked about it.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like to double down on that stance, it does lead to like,

what the fuck?

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But I want to read Alex Jones, his tweet on this, because like I said, he breaks it down pretty decently, in my opinion.

And he starts off saying, overall, I think Cash Patel and Dan Mongino are doing a great job.

But on this claim that Epstein's death is not a cover-up, I call bullshit.

Epstein confirmed a suicide question mark.

Maria sits down with FBI's Cash Patel and Dan Bongino, who claim Epstein did, in fact, commit suicide.

Now, let's get into why people do not believe this theory.

Number one, Maureen Comey,

former disgraced FBI director James Comey's daughter, was in charge of Epstein's alleged suicide investigation, which isn't a good start.

And Maureen allegedly lost the jailhouse CCTV tapes as a result of a technical error.

Then, on top of the lost slash erased tapes through a technical error, both security guards, quote unquote, fell asleep, who were supposed to be watching Epstein's sale, who was on 24-hour surveillance for a suicide watch, which is standard procedure in every jail and being a high-profile prisoner.

There are rumors and a video you can search, which claims

nitrous oxide was used to knock the guards out, which then Epstein was taken out by another individual.

Other claims the guards were paid not to talk.

Either way, for the tapes to mysteriously go missing or erased and

to have not one, but two guards both fall asleep coincidentally, the odds of both of these happenings to occur at the same time in the same place are astronomical.

You know what's even more astronomical?

The videotapes for J6 got lost.

The videotapes for

a bunch of these different shootings, the Subway shooter, got lost, the Nashville shooter, the supermarket shooter, the Validay shooter, right?

They all got lost.

Okay, it's interesting how every single thing that is relevant to what we're talking about,

you know, mysteriously disappear.

Okay.

It's weird, man.

No, he's right.

Again, like, just looking at stuff.

You got Comey's daughter in charge of it when all of these people are implicated.

Dude, whatever, man.

Now, like I said, now, like, to your point, if he is still alive and they're doing it just to protect him, okay.

And we're probably fucking up the plan.

I don't know.

But,

well, to come out that fucking hard, like, you're lying to, like, to me, like, it's hard to even believe it because that just doesn't, I don't buy that, your reaction to all of it.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you said, bro, we got a baseline.

We know what these guys look like when they're talking about shit.

How do we know that they won't use AI to make him look like he's alive?

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah, fuck me.

Like, dude, we don't have any idea what's going on.

And I can tell you this:

whoever solves this problem, I'm going to give you a multi-billion dollar idea.

Okay.

For those of you that have technical knowledge,

whoever solves the problem of authenticating actual video versus AI in a public way, meaning that the public can look at something right right away and say that's AI.

That's not.

Or a tool that does that perfectly that everybody knows

that person's going to win big.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

So anyway, just throwing that out there because that's not my wheelhouse.

It's crazy.

But they also talked about,

you know, you brought it up.

They also talked about the Butler shooting.

All right.

And I didn't like how they talked about that.

I don't know if you, did you see that piece of it?

Oh, bro.

I didn't see any of the interview.

Bro, watch this clip.

Check this clip out, guys.

And this is Dan Bongino who's going to take it over.

Check this out.

You know what, Maria?

Stop.

Cash is...

He's lying.

Immediately.

Already, you could tell he's lying.

Immediately.

For those of you that are listening, you should come watch this clip because you could tell he's lying in the first second.

Okay, go on.

You know what, Maria?

Cash is not kidding.

We've been personally briefed extensively on every single detail, nugget, tendril of this case.

One is actively in court right now.

So out of respect for the case, it's probably more appropriate that I stay quiet on that.

However,

I'm not going to tell people what they want to hear.

I'm going to tell you the truth.

And whether you like it or not is up to you.

If there was a big explosive there there, right, given my history as a Secret Service agent and my personal friendship as a director does with the president, give me one logical, sensible reason we would not have...

if you can think of one, there isn't.

There are sure there is.

In some of these cases, the there you're looking for is not there.

And I know people,

I get it.

I understand.

It's not there.

If it was there, we would have told you.

No, that's a complete lie.

He's lying.

That is 100% a lie.

That is a lie.

If you have any experience.

identifying when someone's lying, that's a very sloppy lie.

All right.

On top of that, there's lots of reasons why you wouldn't want to say anything, bro.

Maybe you're being blackmailed.

Maybe you're being compromised.

Maybe your family's being threatened.

Maybe they got to you.

Okay.

Maybe there's a bigger plan at play.

Maybe you're trying to keep it quiet so you guys can execute what needs to be done.

There's all different kinds of reasons.

Plenty of reasons.

So let's not sit here and gaslight and say, there's no reason we wouldn't tell you.

No, there's a lot of reasons.

They don't necessarily mean that you're the bad guy, but there's a fuck ton of reasons bro and you sure do look like you're full of shit so well i mean the they are there right

what they want us to believe because i got it bullet pointed out okay what they wanted us to believe on this this butler hill shit or the butler shooting um

is that thomas crooks was able to do all of these things on this day okay on july 13th he was able to fly a drone over the pennsylvania fairgrounds got aerial footage of the rally layout on the day of the event, including two hours before Trump took the stage.

He got a range finder through security.

He evaded law enforcement officers from several different states, local, and federal agencies.

He somehow climbed up on a roof with his rifle 450 feet away from Trump, bear crawled to the perfect vantage

vantage point as bystanders, alerted police, and was still able to take eight shots at Trump.

He was able to park a vehicle full of explosives near the Trump rally.

Crooks was able to walk around the premises after snipers took a photo of him looking suspicious.

A sniper located in the second story window was only 40 feet away from Crooks and didn't neutralize him.

And that Trump was still able to take the stage after Crooks was pegged as suspicious by Secret Service.

And you're trying to tell us that there's nothing there.

Yeah.

Nothing there.

If only two of these fucking points existed.

I know.

Yeah, nothing there, though, bro.

You're crazy.

You're a conspiracy.

There's nothing there.

There's nothing there.

Bro, if two of these fucking points were here.

It's one of the things I just said.

They got to them.

They're leveraging them.

They're threatening them.

They're blackmailing them.

Or there's more to the plan to allow.

Yeah, and they're trying to buy themselves some space in terms of the pressure that's coming on them.

But let's be real, dude.

That's going to backfire and cause more pressure.

That's not what they're doing, it's not going to get people to say, oh, man, it's out there.

Shit.

No, it's going to get people to say Bongino and Cash are full of shit.

Because, dude, because the public's not going to be that smart to think about that shit like that.

You know, they don't give a fuck.

Like, there's some big elaborate problems.

Bro, you're lying to them directly right now.

Yeah, that's all they're going to care about.

And so it's going to discredit them.

It's going to discredit the administration.

Listen, I know they're trying to create.

I think there's a possibility that they're trying to create lock-tight cases.

However,

that's not what needs to be done because these trials won't matter, bro.

They didn't do that to Trump.

Yeah.

That's not how I would do it.

There's too much risk.

No.

Well, dude, Andy, the other piece of it too, bro, like, you know, trying to do this.

Look, dude, I would lock this motherfucker down and I would arrest every single one of them right now.

And I'd let everybody say, Oh, that's this, that's that, that's this.

And by the time they were arguing, I'd be, they'd be dead, and there'd be nothing to do about it.

Yeah, that's it.

And, like, you could say, oh, that's tyrannical.

Yes, it is.

But it's the only way to actually clean up what it is.

And then you would reset.

And then you would move forward with the plan, which, by the way, every single person agrees that the plan makes sense, except for people that want to be paid for things that happened 400 years ago.

Our model is good.

We're not running the model.

Okay.

So

that's that.

And to run the model the right way, it says very clearly in the preamble that we have a duty as citizens to take the government back when it's compromised.

It's very clearly compromised.

Trump knows it's compromised and trying to run it through the court system under normal terms is a bad idea.

You know, the better idea that you would do to regain the trust of the United States and the producers and the patriots, which is most people, man.

This is, we're talking about 80-20, right?

Would be to fucking arrest these people, perp walk them,

have a military tribunal and fucking hang them.

And everybody would celebrate and everybody would be like, okay, we can move on.

And America would go on and become the greatest version of America.

The problem is, is we have all these people who are completely corrupt, who have leveraged our system and corrupted our system to their own benefit and to our oppression.

And

for us to, in my opinion, for us to trust

the government at all, there has to be that level of accountability.

Like we can't just allow these people

to make up

controversies and, you know, like the

steel dossier that ruins the country's dialogue for what's going on nine years now.

And then we think of the division and all of these things, these people who created this intentional environment where they paid for judges to go in and not prosecute violent criminals.

All of this shit, all of these people that did any of this, and like, dude, real talk, we're talking about like a hundred people.

We're not talking about thousands of people.

We're talking about the head of the snake, probably a hundred people globally that need to go in the dirt.

And everything else will fix itself because the people who were involved that didn't go in the dirt, they will disappear.

Yeah, watch racism end.

It will.

Watch poverty end.

It'll end.

It will end.

It's done, man.

All this, like, fucking, all of this divisive shit.

Yeah, and it could be done by July 4th.

Oh, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, like, but that's not what they're doing.

And I think it's a mistake.

That's my personal opinion.

I think the other thing, too, I was going to say this quickly on this, man.

It's like, you know, Dan, which like, I like Dan's content when he was, you know, doing this content.

Like, yeah, cool, right?

You know what I'm saying?

It's all all right.

It was all right.

But like,

Dan, you're, you're in a, you, you jumped into a

seat that has zero public trust.

Nothing you say as the deputy director will be trusted.

And so you're, you're still vying off the, the, the, the credibility of Dan, the, the influencer on the internet.

You know what?

I never believed everything.

I don't believe anything.

I've never believed anything that he said.

Yeah.

I've never have.

And because I've, he's too close to the machine.

Yeah.

He was former this, former that, did this, knows these people.

He's too close.

And I'm not saying that as like, I don't think he's a decent guy or a solid.

I don't fucking know.

But I never just believe anything that he said.

Yeah.

I mean, that's the thing because you have to, like, you will always just trust me.

There is no, bro, we don't trust you.

You know what I'm saying?

So, like, you can't make that argument from that position.

Well, look, man, I mean, if that were me and you, I would not expect them to trust me because of all that came before me.

Right.

So you have to earn that trust through action.

And the real action that people want is they want the country cleaned up, dude.

They want to see mass deportations.

They want to see fences and containment areas and buses and planes and these people going out of the country by the hundreds of thousands a week.

All right.

They don't care if people are crying or people are upset.

We are to the point where we want to protect the United States of America and not have it compromised by third world cultures or cultures that don't fit here.

We are tired of the crime.

We are tired of the living in fear.

We are tired of the financial oppression.

We are tired of the lies.

We are

tired of the propaganda.

We are tired of the intentional division.

And we want it cleaned up.

And Trump said he was going to clean it up.

And

it hasn't happened.

And it could happen very fast.

And I think most people understand that.

And that's what we elected him to do.

I think most people that voted for Trump wanted him to take drastic, harsh action.

And I think he's got a lot of people around him now that are saying, oh, you don't want to do that because that'll make them mad.

Dude, those people are going to hate him no matter what.

Exactly.

They're going to hate him no matter what he does, whether he does it easy or whether he does it hard.

It doesn't matter.

And if we really want to fix the country, it would be much more effective to do it real hard, fast, so that people can see the results of what those changes look like.

for the next three years and they'll never go back to that.

Yeah, dude.

Well, I mean, listen, Trump's been dropping some shit.

And it, I mean, I don't know.

I'm not a fortune teller.

I don't know, but it appears that, like, bro, like, shit's moving.

It does appear that, like, he dropped a video on Hillary Clinton.

Did you see that?

I did see that.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, he dropped that.

Here's a clip.

This was posted from Donald Trump's account.

Let's check this out.

Remember John F.

Kennedy Jr.?

He was declared the frontrunner for the New York Senate seat back in 1999.

Days later, his plane plane crashed into the Atlantic Ocean and his rival, Hillary Clinton, was elected senator.

Mary Mahoney was a Clinton White House intern.

She knew enough of the inner workings of Bill's sexual advancements to be a star witness during the Clinton impeachment trials.

She was brutally executed at a Starbucks she was managing in 1997.

In 1993, White House counsel Vince Foster was found dead in Fort Marcy Park near D.C.

He supposedly killed himself, and among a lengthy list of potential foul play, the bullet was never found.

I mean, crazy clip, but he posted that.

He's been posting these AI-generated pictures.

Yeah, well, you know what, bro?

I know he's been posting these AI-generated pictures and these pictures to make him look like, you know, we're looking at one right now that has him with the 1776 around his.

Does that say Q?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I was like, bro, he's been posting some weird shit, shit, man.

Okay.

Well, we, you know, all right, well, uh, all right, dude.

Well, if that's true, then fucking do it.

Yeah.

Because I'm going to be real, dude.

I'm tired of fucking around.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm tired of the fucking around.

I'm tired of it.

I'm tired of it.

I'm tired of the posts and, you know, these

hero images and all this ego shit.

Motherfucker, we elected you to fix the fucking shit.

You're not fixing it.

So fix it.

And then you can post whatever whatever king shit you want to put.

I don't give a fuck.

I really don't.

I cheerful, bro.

Buy the shirt.

I wear the motherfucker around.

Okay.

Like,

but dude, until you do it, shut the fuck up and do it.

That's my opinion.

That's real, man.

That's real.

Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, we got a third and final headline.

Yeah.

Third and final headline.

Now, we talk a lot about conspiracies here.

You're familiar with,

we cover the Titanic conspiracy.

Yeah.

Right.

I don't know.

It's not a conspiracy, but we cover the story of the Titanic.

We covered the story.

Yeah.

Did you know that there is an India version of Titanic that happened?

No.

Why are you laughing?

I didn't know that.

I thought the Indian version of the Titanic was when I took a massive poo and then watched it go down the toilet.

I play a little violin while it goes down, you know.

Oh, what, Zshan?

What

straight to jail?

I'm trying to be serious, man.

There's, there was a, there, there's an Indian uh Titanic okay, that happened.

Are you lying?

No, bro, I forgot the video because it is more a lot more recent, and there's a video of it.

Let's let's check it out.

Every night in my dreams, I see you.

I feel you, Z Sean.

That is how I know you

go

far across the distance

and spaces

between

us.

You have come to show you

go

far,

There's zero chance you made this an entire topic.

Bro, how did they, how did that, how did they think that was going to work out?

Dude, like, how are the like who's the who's the one that says, oh, yeah, you're good.

Fucking genius, man.

Bro, come on, man.

Oh, shit.

Bro, that's like the American version of like the hillbillies out on the river being like, oh, dude, you're good.

Going on a float trip.

You're good, buddy.

You're good.

Like, you guys got the rednecks like that over there?

What you do?

You got a name for them?

Nah, just the people who wear slippers.

Yeah, the what?

Oh, the sandals.

Yeah, the sandalware is that 24-hour, like in the winter and shit.

That's right.

Got it.

Sandal Indians.

That's a different kind of Indian.

Is that correct?

Yes.

All right.

Yeah, you be careful with those guys.

So, so it's one of those guys standing on the dock being like, oh, you're good.

Yeah.

I would not want to go down in that river.

Well, I mean, you would drown.

I would not drown.

Bro.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

You got this.

You're all good.

Drinking a bush.

They say the total cost of loss was like $3.47.

That was the unsinkable.

Oh, man.

I brought this up.

Fucking Curry Express.

It's unsinkable.

Oh, my God, dude.

There's no way.

How do you look at that and say that's going to work?

Bro, I thought you guys were like the smartest motherfuckers in the world, bro.

That video is not from India.

Where's that from?

I can tell it's not from India.

How do you tell?

How do you know?

When you hear or see some people, you can say that, oh, they're American or not.

I can say that's not from India.

Okay.

It's a pretty funny video, but it's not from India.

I think I saw it say Kyrie Express in the style, bro.

Bro, look at that big, dude.

Yeah, you're good, dude.

What the fuck?

Every night in my dreams, I see come

to show you

to go

there.

Look how fast it goes down, bro.

It went down pretty quick.

Yeah.

The song's pretty good.

It'd probably be cooler if they used that other song, that,

you know,

the one.

No, no, no.

The fucking popular one.

Oh, the.

Oh, man.

Fuck, man.

Come on, man.

Sorry.

But we almost had another Titanic happen

up in New York.

Did you see the crew on the Mexican Navy tall ship?

Yes.

This is another fucking real man of genius, man.

Bro.

Holy shit, man.

Dude, this shit was crazy.

Dude, that's like a $100 million boat.

And whoever's driving it is like, fuck, I think we can fucking make it.

No, fool.

I told you we're going to laugh, man.

Let's see the video, dude.

I think we got it, dude.

What do you think?

We got it.

We got it.

Good.

Ballerie, that's a neckdoor.

Jump down.

Bro, they are lucky that those masks didn't fall down on those people.

There was a bunch of people underneath it.

There were people on the mass.

Oh, there were?

Yeah, bro.

No shit.

Did anybody die?

No, two people died.

Yeah, two people died.

No way.

Oh, bro.

Yes.

Really?

So they were up on the mask.

Holy shit.

Oh, yeah, bro.

Yeah, two people, two sailors were killed.

So they got thrown down?

Was it a lot?

They had harnesses on?

Yeah.

But, I mean, fuck yeah, a lot of them them fucking, yeah.

Well, dude, go back and watch it again.

Yeah,

you can see them.

You see the people there.

Holy shit, those are people.

Oh, dude, there's a dude hanging from the wall.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Those are all people, bro.

Dude, how does that even happen?

Well, dude, too many Medelos.

Bro.

Bro.

How does that happen?

Dude, I have no idea.

How do you not know?

How do you

wow?

So it's it's a 150 foot tall mexican navy training ship um the bridge had a clearance of like 120 i believe uh

i think that was i think that was the the numbers off of it all right yeah the bridge is like it has a clearance of like 120.

so i mean i don't even know why the fuck it was even trying to go that way to begin with um i don't know it's it's sad dude that dude like i'm not saying this just to be funny that guy had to be drunk drunk.

No, I'm being serious, bro.

Because, look, do you notice how he comes in at like an angle?

At a bad angle.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

And, like, that's how you would think if you were drunk.

Like, you wouldn't, you'd be like, oh, well, maybe if I hit it from an angle, it might fit.

Yeah, for sure, bro.

No, for sure.

At least that's how I would think.

That's what I would do.

Yeah.

That's what I would do.

If I was fucking shit-faced,

like, I'd be like, oh, no, we got it, dude.

Let's go at it like an angle.

Mr.

George.

Andy, that doesn't make any sense.

No, it'll work, dude.

We got it.

The new guy you got, though, dried about.

Yeah.

Fuck, man.

Yeah, the Mexican president Claudia Shinbaum.

Isn't that interesting?

Very Mexican.

Super Mexican.

She offered solidarity and support.

Quote, we are deeply saddened by the loss of the two crew members of the Chihuahua-Tamoc

training ship who lost their lives in the unfortunate accident in New York Harbor.

Our sympathy and support goes out to the families.

She wrote that on Twitter Saturday night, night, which is when that happened.

Yeah, the ship was built in Bilbao, Spain in 1981.

It has won the tall ship races twice.

I mean,

it's a beautiful ship.

Oh, shit.

Wait, so it won two awards for being the tallest ship.

I'm sorry.

No, it won the tallest ship races.

That's a category of racing.

Oh.

So not like the tallest ship.

Yeah, right.

Got it.

Okay, I might say that.

Jeff was in New York City as part of a promotion for an event next year that celebrates America's 250th birthday.

They're a little early,

they had to get that siesta in.

So, you know, they were drunk.

They came up way too early for the part.

They're partying a year in advance.

But the craziest thing on this, man,

it's because we know we got rats.

You know what I'm saying?

We got people

in politics that shouldn't be there.

And

who do you think they would blame for this?

For this happening?

Trump.

Did they?

Shut the fuck up.

Senator Schumer, bro, Chuck Schumer makes appalling claim about the

Brooklyn Bridge ship crash.

The bridge is fine, by the way.

The bridge is fine.

No actual damage to the bridge.

Dude, how did...

Okay.

Let's see how he did this.

Yeah.

Senator Schumer questions if Doge cuts played a role.

In this weekly Sunday morning press conference, Senator Minority Leader Charles Schumer Schumer questioned whether cuts by the Department of Government Efficiency or Doge may have played a role in the incident.

Quote, our hearts go out to the people of Mexico and those who lost their lives and who were injured in last night's Brooklyn Bridge vessel crash.

He says, quote, we know that the Trump administration has been meddling in U.S.

Coast Guard operations from staffing to command and comms, and I have the general sense of a Doge dysfunction in parts of the Coast Guard, to put it mildly, Schumer said.

After being fully briefed on last night's Brooklyn Bridge accident, one thing is very clear: there are many more questions than answers as to how the incident occurred and whether it could have been prevented.

Yeah,

it could have been prevented with some fucking basic math and some common sense.

Probably some sober fucking driving.

Yeah, that's Trump's fault.

Is it driving or shipping?

What do they call it?

What do you call it when you're like driving a boat?

I guess captaining.

Captaining.

Sailing?

Sailing.

Yeah, of course.

Some sober sailing.

Sober sailing.

That's what they needed, man.

Listen, dude.

Yes, it's Trump's fault.

It's fucking Trump's fault, man.

Coast Guard.

Mexican Navy.

Makes sense.

Yeah.

I don't know, man.

Guys, jumping on the conversation.

Let us snow down in the comments.

I mean, real talk, bro.

If Trump had deported the dude, the accident wouldn't have happened.

Bro, I just want to.

I mean, like, if we had fucking done the job, I would lose my shit.

I'm just saying.

It comes out.

All right.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.

And by the way, let's revisit one of the claims that, you know, I don't think you have it in the show, but I do have to say this.

Remember, like months ago when I said what would have to happen in China

and what Zixiping would have to do, that he'd have to give in and all that?

Did you see like

that he gave in?

Yeah.

We never covered it on the show.

I'm just saying.

Yeah.

He bent over.

He He did.

Pooh Bear bent over.

Just like I told you he would.

He had to.

Right.

He had to.

Yeah.

I was trying to protest and shit over there.

Yeah.

Millions of people.

Yeah.

So I told exactly what I said would happen when all these dumbasses were like, oh, dude, the fucking Trump terror if the Chinese are going to fucking kill us.

Blue, blue, blue, doob, doobie, doobie, doo.

Like, and then what happens?

Exactly what I said.

And I was the only fucking motherfucker out there saying that.

Yeah.

So I'm just going to remind you all.

I told you it would happen, and it happened exactly like I said, and nobody else was was saying that all everybody else was saying the other shit all of them go find me another motherfucker that was saying that was what was going to happen that's real that's real man but guys jump down in the i'm gonna have to start being that aggressive with it now because nobody wants to like fucking you know like you got all these other dudes that are sick three six nine months behind everything we've been saying on the show And then everybody gets in the comments and like refuses to like let, dude, you know, you're way behind there, bro.

You know, how about we get some militant action out here on your guys's behalf of saying, hey,

sounds like he's listening to fucking real AF.

He only talked about that six months ago.

You know,

I'm just saying.

Hey, too, too, motherfucker.

Dude, I'm just saying, like, it's facts.

It is what it is.

I talk about all this shit before anybody talks about it.

And then, because everybody, it sounds crazy because we're so early.

And then when everybody else catches on, they get all the fucking love.

You know, like,

bro.

Bullshit.

I don't fucking miss, man.

I don't.

I mean, a little bit, maybe, but not much.

Yeah.

But yeah, man, guys, jump down in the comments.

Let us know what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment.

We got thumbs up.

You're dumb as fuck.

People like our ratings.

They do.

People like our little, you know,

I guess debates on stuff.

We've covered food.

We've covered a bunch of different things.

All the different varieties of taters.

There is a new thing going on, I guess, right now.

It's hitting a little virality.

So we got to watch the clip, and then you can give your answer, okay?

Um, the very simple question: Who is the best rapper alive?

Alive, alive.

Let's check these answers.

Who's the best rapper alive?

Oh, what about you?

Um,

teacher.

Wow, we'll take it.

Who is the best rapper alive?

Eminem.

Wow, thank you so much.

Who is the best rapper alive?

Oh, motherfucking future.

Fucking

push.

Who's the best rapper alive?

21 Savage.

21.

Who is the best rapper alive?

Janicus.

Wow.

Who is the best rapper alive?

That boy Lil Baby, man.

We four pockets full with it, man.

Shout out all the rappers and the Bronx.

Who is the best rapper alive?

Peppoos.

Take it.

Who is the best rapper alive?

I think Kendrick Lamar.

Wow, who is the best rapper alive?

Eminem, obviously.

All right, we'll take it.

Thank you.

Who's the best rapper alive?

Who is the best rapper alive?

All the old dogs like Papoose.

I don't even know who the fuck that is.

Well, it's because you ain't old enough.

But

I mean, I'm surprised.

There's some people that they did not fucking name.

Like, Jay-Z's not going to get named at all.

You know what I'm saying?

like he's iconic yeah

what are you talking about

jay-z is an iconic rapper

i'm not saying he's the best alive i'm saying it's surprising that no one said his name yeah

anyway are we ranking those no no i mean who who who is who is your pick well i mean i like you know i don't know uh

what are we what are we talking about Best rapper alive.

No, there's different things.

Like, what are we talking about?

Are we talking about their ability to freestyle?

Are we talking about their actual produced music?

Their sale?

Are we talking about how they perform live?

Are we talking about what their songs are?

Like, what the fuck are we talking about?

Totality, give it to me.

I got talking about like old guys, young guys.

Look, what are we talking about?

Alive.

I got, I got

cold, bro.

None of these people, I don't think, I don't think a single one of these motherfuckers hit on the best rappers alive.

Maybe Eminem.

Debaby is fucking amazing.

freestyler.

He's great.

Lil Wayne's up there, too.

I would put Lil Wayne up there.

No.

I'm surprised I didn't hear Lil Wayne up there.

No?

No.

I like Lil Wayne.

Carter III, bro.

Shit was fire.

I don't know, man.

It's a hard question because, like, you know, there's just a lot.

In my mind, I don't think like that.

I don't think in totality.

I think of like,

you know, lyrically,

who's the best rapper?

Man, I don't know.

I like Debaby.

I like fucking...

I like Kendrick Lamar.

I like...

You like Drake, don't you?

No.

Two Chains.

Yeah, but he's not the best.

You know, I would have said young Dolph was the best before he was killed of modern rappers.

I think Dolph

told real stories in a way that I appreciate because that's the era that I come from.

He had an older sound.

You know, I grew up with, you know, Joe and I grew up around the same shit.

You know, Biggie and Tupac.

And Biggie and Tupac both had storytelling

ability that was beyond everybody else.

And then Biggie's freestyle was

the best I've ever fucking seen.

So I don't know.

It just depends on what you're looking at.

You know, you could tell a lot of these guys are just talking radio shit.

Yeah, right.

But yeah, that's a hard question, you know, and like other, other, like, like, bro, Buster Rhymes didn't get in that fucking, getting, didn't get said.

And like, bro, there's nobody can rap like Buster Rhymes.

Yeah.

Like, that's facts.

You know, like, that's facts.

Nobody can rap that fast and make everything work.

And, you know, I'm not saying he's the greatest alive, but fuck, dude.

He's above most of these motherfuckers

for sure.

Yeah.

You know, so it's just, you know, like, I don't think like.

As much as I like, I do like futures music and I do like those guys' stuff.

You know, those guys are, those guys are,

they're reading shit, and it's produced, and it's a performance.

It's not like real rapping.

Um,

so you just have to, I don't know.

I tell you what, I out of the newer guys, like the baby, I've seen him freestyle, and it is fucking incredible.

He's pretty good.

He's fucking

good.

I don't, I've not seen anybody of the younger guys or the newer guys that even touch that.

Yeah, no, well, bro.

And like, if we're talking like what we're talking about, delivery and coming from the chest, nobody comes harder than fucking ice cube.

Nobody.

You know what I'm saying?

So,

I mean, there's just a lot of things to consider.

I think, honestly, the best rapper that I've seen ever in my whole life is Biggie.

That's my opinion.

Yeah, I don't think he's.

And it's a cliche answer.

And I don't say that just because the records that he made, but if you've ever watched him freestyle, like just like, hey, rap about this, it's fucking insane.

He goes, yeah.

Yeah.

And he pioneered that style.

And we don't have

rap is not that same game anymore.

Now it's, you know, write the lines of a poem and say them how you would say them.

Yeah.

And

fuck, I don't know, bro.

Like, there's a lot of guys I like that.

I mean, dude, it's just hard.

It's a hard, it's a hard debate.

It's probably what makes it fun.

Yeah.

For sure.

I mean, what do you think?

Yeah,

I like Nas.

Nas is a Nas is.

I don't think think he gets enough that's a real answer i don't think he gets enough flowers bro i like nas i also like j cole bro now it's a different that's a little different like flow but i like j cole i think lyrically bro he's probably one of the top in my opinion bro and like dude if you want to go to

Plus, there's innovative styles.

I mean, dude, the Beastie Boys did shit that nobody ever did.

Right?

Run DMC shit.

They still alive, aren't they?

No, the Beastie Boys were just their own own thing.

And like, it's

It's just, dude, it's just a tough question.

Yeah.

Up until Dolph was killed, I would have said young Dolph.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

For sure.

But I mean, dude, like,

it is hard to say that anybody's better than Buster Rhymes because of his ability to

think up and rap quickly and have it tell a story and make sense.

Like, that's just a different fucking skill.

And he's a massive patriot.

Yeah, he is.

Real talk.

So, I, you know,

I mean, fuck, dude, you could even talk about like,

I mean, there's just a lot of guys that are lyrically much better than

the guys of today that don't get any credit.

Like, and they have their own style.

Like, I like guys that have their own, like, you hear them and you know that that's what that is.

Like, bro, I like mystical because, dude, you hear mystical and you know exactly who the fuck it is.

Who the fuck that is?

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Fuck.

That's just a great question.

So, I mean, you could talk about it for hours.

But the best I've seen ever in my lifetime is Biggie.

I know he's not alive.

The best alive,

I'd probably have to say.

You know, it's, there's five other guys that are all in the same conversation.

Rick Ross is up there too.

Oh, dude, Rick Ross is his own thing.

Like, dude, it's his own thing.

I mean, that's what I feel like he's breathing on the track, but yeah.

Yeah, but dude, it's his own thing.

Like,

I do not like these guys that all sound alike.

Yeah.

Like, I don't like that shit.

I like guys that the minute you could fucking hear it, you're like, that's who that is.

And right now, I think for the last 10 or so years, we've had this

shit that all sounds kind of the same.

And

now I think think a lot of the guys are becoming more recognizable

and kind of finding their lanes.

But we went through a period there where, like, it was just the same shit, same shit, yeah.

So, I don't know, it's it's interesting.

I

mean, it could be debated for hours, yeah.

Well, guys, let us know down in the comments who you guys think is the best rapper alive.

And uh, with that being said, man, guys, Andy, that's all I got.

All right, guys,

don't be a hoe, share the show.

Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury pox froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case clothes, close.