926. Andy, Adam Calhoun & DJ CTI: Patel Taps Missouri AG As Additional FBI Co-Deputy Director, DeSantis Says State Lines Won't Protect Illegals Criminals & Cracker Barrel Unveils New Logo

Yeah, we were sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

This is the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today, we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet and that's what we're gonna do what'd you say fucking internet it's fucking that's a fucking

yeah

no shit bro anyway this is CTI

anyway this is CTI

all right let's you guys all know what this is about all right we're gonna cruise the internet uh we do have a deal here right don't forget to pay the fee the show makes you laugh makes you think, it gives you new perspective.

Don't be a fucking hoe.

Share the show.

All right.

Yeah.

I like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Am I supposed to talk right now?

No, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Go feel free.

I mean, where am I supposed to look?

So your camera's red hot right there.

What do I do with my hands?

Yeah.

None of us know.

Yeah, none of us know.

So for those of you who've been hiding under a rock, we have Mr.

Adam Calhoun with us today.

What's up, guys?

Thank you for having me here.

Yeah, bro.

It's great to have you.

This is badass.

Thank you.

Yeah, man.

Dude, is that your dog?

That's my dog, Smoke.

No way.

Is that an American?

That's a double XL.

That's actually Hulk's grandson.

No,

no.

Oh, shit.

So that's an American bully.

Double XL.

I paid way too much money for him, and he is

a big dummy, but he is a sweetheart.

He's so good with the babies.

He loves every human, but if you have feathers or fur, you're cooked.

Oh, shit.

yeah, he's done.

You're done.

That's how my American was too, bro.

He loved everybody, but dude, like other dogs, no.

And that's not taught.

It's just, I don't know.

He's got that in him.

I don't know.

How much does he weigh?

He, he was at his peak.

He was 165.

Right now he's like 150.

Good God.

Yeah.

And he's watermelon head.

Like just.

Yeah.

Well, dude, Hulk was big.

Hulk was the biggest.

Giant.

He passed.

Didn't he passed away?

Yeah, he did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a giant.

How long did he live?

Hulk?

I don't know.

Those dogs, if I get 10, 11 years out of him, I'll be so happy.

They get bad joints.

Oh, no, I know.

I'm bully people, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then I got a rescue little

Black Pit Shug.

I want to name him Sugar.

But you call him Sugar.

Yeah, I call him Sug.

But I can named him Sugar so people are like, oh, it's a sweet duck.

And he's just a mean blue dog.

But I rescued him.

He's a rescue.

You know what I mean?

But over the years, he's grown and he's became just a house dog yeah fat as a cow bro american bulldogs are the coolest dogs they really are and they're they're way smarter than you think you they take a lot though dude you better know what you're doing having one because they're a handful and if you don't train them right they're dangerous you're right yeah

because they're so powerful so i did one day i was i i had i have this um it's like a prairie with a walkway through it and it's it's through like a state park and i'm walking both of them and i never walk them with a leash they listen very well and he just, I see him stop, tail up, pointing,

and I'm like, smoke, come here, come here, come here.

I already knew it.

He took off.

It was a dog.

One swoop.

And I was like,

oh, my God.

It was a golden retriever, too.

But I got there just in time.

But he had already like big.

And I was like, after that,

I felt so bad.

I didn't know that he did was up that.

Yeah.

And

paid their bills and all that.

And he don't go nowhere without a leash.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's how Oscar was.

Mine passed away.

He was the best.

You bring him around every person, kids, everything.

If he didn't know the dog,

he would, the first time he met the dog, he would bite the shit out of it.

Yeah.

But then after that, he was fine.

Yeah.

That dog, I got babies.

That dog is.

Yeah.

They lay on him.

Same.

I got an XL pit bull, too.

He's like, my girls, like, bro, he's a little fucking miniature horse to them.

Like, they're all

from ear.

Like, it doesn't matter.

Like, they're cool.

Yeah.

They're cool, man.

That's that's small.

That's a beautiful, beautiful boy, though.

Yeah.

So, dude, before we get into the show,

you know, let's give us some background on how you got to be, you know, I mean, dude, you've been doing music for a long time.

You've done some really big fucking things in music.

Yeah.

Got a tour coming up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's how'd you get into this?

I mean,

listening to music as a kid, rap, I mean, I'm 40, about to be 45 years old.

Rap, you know, was it, that was all time when rap was the best shit when we were kids, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I everybody says that, but it's true for us.

No, it really is.

It is.

We have the best generation of rap.

So yeah, I just, I started writing when I was, you know, 14, 15 years old and, and did a lot of music

on my own.

And then I would go out to the city of Chicago because there's no white kids recording or doing any kind of shit like that in the suburbs area, anything like that.

So we'd just go out into the hood.

And there was a lot of producers out there, and we'd record and do shows and shit like that and um

that's how i started but that's not it didn't take off for me there there was no social media back then you know what i mean i remember and then i ended up getting in trouble and i got in a lot of fights and drinking out the bars and and i ended up going to do some time uh for uh aggravated battery great bodily harm i was on probation and then i got another one while i was on probation and I kind of forgot about music and kind of everything and tried to get my life together.

How long did you have to go?

I got a three-year sentence.

I did a little over a year and a half.

yeah, that's enough, isn't it?

You know what's crazy?

Because when you get there, if you've never been to prison, you get there, you're like, fuck.

But the guys that have been there for 10 years, 20 years, are like, go to sleep.

By the time you wake up, you'll be going home.

You know what I mean?

That's short, very short time.

But for never being there and not, and being there too, for what I was there for, like fighting.

It was a police officer the second time.

He deserved it.

He was tased me and was smacking around.

Anyways, whatever.

We got in a little bit of a fight there and

got charged with an aggravated battery, aggravated battery and great belly harm to a police officer.

Went down, did my time.

And it's just a different world.

And I think that's probably when I grew up

and it made me become a man.

It made me have to deal with the stuff I'd been running away from my whole life and my childhood.

Like the shit growing up.

It was kind of fucked in my life.

And I kind of had to deal with it.

There's nowhere to run in there.

You kind of just have to look at yourself and say,

I'm either going to thrive in here or I'm not going to make it home from here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you do?

What do you do in there all day?

Lift fucking weights.

Yeah.

All day.

Yeah.

Every day.

Yeah.

That's it.

You program.

You wake up.

You, well, well, some guys get fat.

Do you get protein powder in there?

No.

Hell no.

You're running off of.

I'm just saying, if they had protein powder, I'd be like, you're running off.

You're going to lift weights every day.

I didn't worry about nothing.

You're running off of straight fumes and you're worrying about not getting cracked over the head with a fucking plate.

You know what I mean?

So um, some of the guys are-you know, how jacked I'd be if I was in fucking prison, I had to work out all day.

Yeah,

you'd be there's

there's some gorillas in there, yeah.

Uh, and there's some guys that are just slobs, and they do their time eating honey buns and fucking Zuzus and wham whams.

But, um, I wham whams, yeah, that's as crispy.

That's what is a wham wham.

It's just it's like cakes and shit, you know.

What's a wham wham?

DJs and wham whams.

It's like ding-dongs a ho-ho.

You know what that is?

Hell yeah.

Yeah.

But, you know, I did my time working out and programming.

Like,

you know, I want to be, I got, I got, it's time to be, it's time to be that motherfucker.

It's time to wake up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, it was a wake-up call.

We all go through that one way or another.

I go through it probably once a year.

Yeah.

That's a fucking fact, too, bro.

Yeah.

That's a fact.

All right.

Dude, for real.

I know what that's about, bro.

I get in those funks, too, where I'm like, fuck, man.

And then I'll go be that down for a couple of days.

And then I wake up one day.

I put my fucking feet on the floor.

I'm like, bro, you're a fucking man.

Get your fucking shit together.

And, you know, being a man, like, I struggle really a lot every day, like, mental health type shit.

Yeah.

So I run.

A lot of high achievers do, bro.

Yeah, it's weird.

It's like

the same thing that drives us also fucks and fucks us up.

Well, I think we have less people to talk to and relate to that can relate to the things that we go through.

That's true.

You know what I'm saying?

It's very isolating.

I mean, you set a bar this high that's almost impossible to reach yeah and but then when you have problems bro nobody takes them serious because they're like oh you're famous you're rich you're this or that yeah and they don't they don't hear it they don't understand that piece of it yeah yeah yeah i uh

i'm just dad now you know i'm happy happy about that but it's been it's been a really cool journey and i'm i'm happy where i am today you know i never thought i'd be here you know what i mean that's a good place bro coming from where i came from and would 15 year old you be proud 15 year old me would be freaking out right that's what i'm saying

i too

yeah let's make it you know what i mean uh but 45 year old me is like oh man i'm beat i'm i'm ready to be i've done a lot and i and and i now i just want to go raise my kids and kind of step back and just enjoy enjoy it you just need a breath bro you just need a breath i don't know you know i might just go be a professional golfer i don't know what the fuck you golf yeah i do i started golfing

three months ago how is it i'm fucking killing it Yeah.

Yeah.

I finally broke like under 100.

I play like these big courses because I think I'm like, you know, I'm going to go play at the best courses.

Fuck yeah.

And I finally broke like a hundred.

I hit like a 91 at Cog Hill, which is like a PGA course.

Yeah.

And that's a real score, bro, for a real dude.

It doesn't like play golf.

I never played golf.

I played, I was, I was, I would box.

I was in football.

I was in wrestling.

What's a golf club?

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Plus, I was poor growing up, so we can't get to the fucking golf club.

Golf is an expensive sport.

Yeah.

I just, I'm, I'm, I'm just now getting back into it a little bit.

I played my whole life until I was probably 25.

Oh, wow.

And then I took like two years off, bro, and it all went away.

And then really?

Yeah.

And then when I went back, I was so bad.

I'm like, fuck this shit.

See, I go into it with zero expectations, which is rare.

Yeah.

Everything I go into, I'm going to, I'm going to bury you.

Yeah.

I'm going to do whatever I have to do to get better and beat you.

I'm going to, this, I go in with zero expectations.

I have a great time.

Bro, all my buddies, like,

for, I don't, I'm not big on networking.

Like, I'm not like a networker.

But, like, when all my friends that are in business are out saying, hey, we're going to go here, like the nice courses and shit.

You want to go?

I'm like, no.

No.

Like, and now I'm like, I'm getting a little older.

I'm like, no, I actually would like to do that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I don't want to embarrass myself.

So,

yeah.

Yeah, DJ is going to start playing golf.

It's coming back.

Golf's coming back, bro.

It's actually, it's weird.

It's because the prices are going, and the price are going way up.

I go to a course and I pay, and I'm like, damn.

Yeah.

This is how much it costs to golf?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

And then you look around, you're like, y'all must be making a fuck down the money.

Seriously.

So that's, that's a new, new thing for me.

Yeah.

Um, but yeah.

Yeah.

So, so you got, you got a tour coming up.

Yep.

And it kicks off in September.

September 19th, the war tour.

Yeah.

Okay.

So where are we hitting on that?

Um, the across the country, 33 dates, you know, anywhere we go from starting Illinois, in Michigan, Pennsylvania, East Coast, down to Florida, some parts over in the West Coast, California.

Yeah.

This will be sick.

And then I'll probably go again in April.

And I think that's,

I think that's all.

I think that's it after that.

Yeah.

That's it.

I mean, dude, so if for those of you guys that have not listened to or don't know who Adam is, you got to listen, bro.

Because like one of the things I found really, really awesome is like your ability to kind of communicate through music and talk about some very important things, man, that like a lot of other rappers or just music artists in general, they just don't, they, they avoid those conversations or they avoid those controversial topics, if you will.

And you, you go aheadstrong with a really great message, bro.

I was listening to this shit earlier this morning.

Yeah, I feel like I've done, I would do that in my early, early career with music, but then I didn't really do a lot of it in recent years, except when I've done stuff with like Tom McDonald.

Yeah, for sure.

You know, a lot of them songs went really big, like American flags.

You You hear that at like at Trump rallies and parades and all kinds of shit like that.

So isn't that cool, bro?

The music, the music,

the music

has helped my life and my family's life tremendously.

And the people, we have some of the greatest supporters, you know, they act like pro-American shit is

like declining.

It's like, you're crazy.

We are the majority.

You know what I mean?

I don't think it, I think it feels like it's declining because the shift has been made.

Yeah.

right like when three years ago when everybody was freaking the fuck out we were all much louder but now i feel like the the i feel like culture has shifted so that people are sort of getting back to their like a little bit more back to their routine i know for me like i don't yell about it as much as i used to but it's only because i feel like

I don't need to.

Yeah, it's just getting done.

I feel like, I feel like everybody's starting to pick up the water and carry their own a little bit, you know?

And so that's, that's been nice.

Um,

so I don't, I don't agree that it's going down.

I actually think it's going up.

I just

think people are living it instead of talking it.

We are the majority.

Yes.

Oh, dude.

We always have been.

Yeah.

Even when they, when their voice had the loudest, they had the loudest voices.

Yeah, bro.

Listen, man.

It's always been that way.

It's not even fucking close, bro.

It's...

We've been living in a fucking illusion of bots and fake articles and fake news.

and it's all perception to make our people

feel like they're the only ones.

Am I crazy?

That's right.

When they ran that for the last five years,

they were running, you know,

boys and playing in girls' sports.

And you can wake up and you feel like a girl today, you're a girl, or you wake up, you feel like a boy today, you're a boy.

Like, and I'm like sitting back, like, wait, no, this is fucking, oh, you don't think, you don't agree you're a bigot, you're a racist, you're a homophobe, you're this.

And I'm like,

hey is this right where the is everyone bro that's

you're preaching the fuck this is normal what the this is not normal but dude and then you go to a fucking event in real life and where it's like you're people and they're all like oh adam bro i love what you're doing i i'm so thankful anybody yeah but like and then they're like but i can't say that i'm like you know what man i you make me more pissed than they do

like fuck dude you're gonna cut off your balls Yes.

Yeah.

Like, dude, when people come up to me in fucking public and they say that shit after all the time, because like, dude, we were talking in the, in the gym, you know, I had a good thing fucking going.

Not that I don't have a great thing going now, but like, I was enjoying that.

I like talking about business.

I like talking about making money.

Actually, making money is my favorite fucking thing to talk about.

That's the truth.

But

then I had to come around and I started realizing, I'm like, dude, if we lose this country, nobody's making money.

Like, we're all fucked.

So, we, me and DJ start talking about it.

And, dude, for the first two years, we're, we're going places and everybody's like, oh, bro,

we love what you're doing.

Yeah.

We agree with you.

Yeah, we agree with you.

I'm like, well, could you say something, bro?

Like, what the fuck?

That's what I'm saying.

I sat back and I'm like.

Wait, this is you're telling me that this is this is the new norm.

Yeah.

When no, it was, it really never was.

Never.

They were pushing it so far on every single thing.

And then, like, pro athletes and shit like that.

If you don't jump on this and you're not, and you don't get aboard what we're doing,

you're a part of the problem.

Hold on.

Who the fuck?

How hard?

I have a gray.

I love you.

My daughter.

She's about to be four.

There's

boys and girls, male, female.

That's it.

Only women can have children.

That's it.

What the fuck?

There's zero argument.

There's nothing.

You cannot argue though.

You know what that's about, though, dude?

You know, if this is about, if, dude, if you can get people to

question the most basic fundamental truth of humanity, which is men and women, what can you not get them to question?

And that's the point.

That's why they went at that.

Right.

I, I married.

I've been with Margie for 10 years before any of this stuff happened.

I married a Republican woman because I like my women to not have penises.

Okay?

Okay.

So

there's that.

Yeah, well, I think that's, you know, that's, I think we all feel the same.

Yeah, man.

Adam for president.

Marry a traditional woman.

Okay.

I'm not going to sit here and say women need to cook and clean and do all that shit, but you know what?

A man should know how to change a fucking tire.

A woman should know how to fucking cook a meal.

We can all argue, well we can both do that yeah yeah whatever but marry a traditional fucking woman and be happy or marry a liberal

and be miserable those are the choices that's it

and she might have a dick

good chance she's gonna have hairy armpits for sure bro i smell like did you ever date a liberal girl ever have i yeah if i did i didn't know at the time oh bro you know what i mean like bro you're talking i did yeah i did back in 2007 I was never fucking.

Facebook account.

Fucking, like, it's like, you shut the fuck up.

Go.

Smell like petrouli oil.

Get out of here.

Dude.

Yes, you did.

You did.

You did date one.

You hairy armpit blue-haired fuck.

This girl fooled me because she didn't look like one.

Yeah.

She looked like a fucking normal one, but then I found out real quick that wasn't the case.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it was terrible.

I'm sorry, brother.

You knew the fucking year and the date.

Oh, Oh, yeah, I'm in everything.

Oh, yeah.

You don't forget trauma, bro.

Traumatic experiment, man.

Fuck, man.

Oh, dude.

Yeah.

Well, sick, man.

Well, you guys want to do some cruising?

Let's cruise.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everybody, let me check on the chat real quick.

Make sure they're all right.

New song.

Andy Found in Bed Later That Night.

Now, dude, listen.

Listen.

I get to see the comments.

Listen, if I told you, I can't tell you the stories.

I fucking can't tell you.

The only story I could tell you, I told in the very early days of real AF where I clogged her toilet and had to fucking unclog it with my hand.

Yeah.

Bro, you ever done that?

You've been at somebody's house and fucking, you take a poop and the toilet, there's no plunger in there.

You all fucking know what I'm talking about.

There's no fucking fear.

There is no fear in the history of fucking being afraid.

As much as clogging the toilet at someone else's house when there's no plunger in the motherfucking bathroom and then there's people outside the bathroom there's no fear what do you do i'm gonna give you some good advice what do you do what well well you know what i did you did what you had to do i

i stuck my hand right the fuck in there bro pulled that right out

yeah

yes this this

i didn't even think but five seconds about it i'm like this i'm not being like i'm not going down like this there is no amount of hand soap that's gonna fix that bro huh that's that's a great that's great what'd you say you said there's no amount of hand soap that's gonna fix that i know just think all the times you know i'm saying like it's like bro like

yes

since i've been 30 years old and that's when i came home from the little bit of time that i had to do downstate i've never clogged a toilet in 40 in in 15 years and that's because as soon as that shit hits the water flush as soon as you wipe once flush i flush three times i'm not clogging toilets ever it's not i'm gonna help you why sit there and just stew in your own you know know well motherfucker i look

i was i was sometimes i'm not gonna lie okay this is this is nice warm smelly i didn't think it was that big i thought it was a flusher and it didn't fucking want to go you had one of them 100 wipers that's what happened bro i hate those are the worst yeah it's just non-stop those the worst oh man we're sorry brought this uh this program brought to you brought to you by fucking bowel movements and shit thank you you're welcome yeah dude wipes hey watch out andy is indian

That's fucking hilarious.

Oh, Z Sean.

That's not very nice, is it?

No, it's not nice.

All right.

Yeah, man.

Enough about that.

Let's do some cruising, man.

Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these articles, pitches, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them linked there.

You guys check us out on YouTube, Spotify, any place you guys like to stream and watch and listen, um,

and follow along with us as we cruise.

Uh, with that being said, guys, let's get into the first headline.

Uh, headline

number one:

uh, so that a wood chipper, oh, yes, fuck all pedophiles, yes, you should all die, yes, slowly agree by us, yes, in a room.

Come let us any one of us in the room, please.

Yes, fuck the lowest piece of the business.

I feel like we found,

I feel like we found our missing brother here.

yes you motherfucker we can take turns operating yeah we'll play a game it's like you roll the dice and however whatever the number comes up that's how many like half second bursts you got to give them you know what i'm saying no no in reverse no cops no court no prison time no you're dead pay-per-view this show public execution yeah goodbye we got this idea bro it's called the big show i'm in all right

yeah don't ask no questions i just need your car all right right.

So dude.

Whose car are we driving?

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

So, dude, so here's the show.

All right.

So,

like, kind of like UFC, all right?

Like pay-per-view type thing,

except we take all the pedophiles and all the violent criminals.

Like, I'm talking about like rapists and shit, not fist fights.

Yeah.

And we fucking put them.

We put the wood chipper in the White House lawn.

And then We broadcast it live.

Everybody's got to pay 50 bucks that wants to watch.

And then we take the money.

You know, we fucking do the thing.

And it's going to be awesome.

And then we take the money and give it to the victims' families.

Sign meets the fuck up.

Where is this at?

I'm going to pitch this to Dana.

Yeah, bro.

Is it Paramount Plus?

Dana already knows this whole business.

I'm just saying.

Yeah.

But yeah, let's get to our first headline, man.

So we're Missouri boys, obviously.

A lot of pride here in Missouri.

Not that type of pride.

Yeah.

We're proud.

Thank God.

Yeah.

Amen.

but we love we love celebrating other Missourians that do great shit.

This is a story that came out a couple of days ago.

We got to give a shout out to our good buddy, Andrew Bailey.

It's a crazy story.

So Bondi and Patel, they tap Missouri Attorney General as additional FBI co-deputy director alongside Bongino.

So this is our Attorney General for the state.

Okay.

A guy named Andrew Bailey.

He's a phenomenal, phenomenal guy.

Yeah, he's been on the show a few times.

A few times.

Phenomenal guy.

And you talk about like somebody that's been doing it, you know, not just like writing the mean tweets and not just saying the shit, like been actually doing it, being with these motherfuckers.

And

he just got tapped to go, to leave his duly elected position as AG and to serve as a presidential appointee to the FBI.

In a statement, Bondi told Foxers that I'm thrilled to welcome Andrew Bailey as co-deputy director of the FBI.

Bondi told Fox News Digital, quote, he has served as a distinguished state attorney general and is a decorated war veteran bringing expertise and dedication to service.

His leadership and commitment to this country will be a tremendous asset as we work together to advance President Trump's mission.

So that just came down.

Now

I saw this.

I knew we had talked about it, obviously.

I even shot him a text.

I'm like, dude, this is fucking awesome.

Congrats, man.

But I was thinking more about this.

There's never in the history has this happened in the sense that we're like, you got

three people running the FBI.

Usually it's just the director, deputy director, and that's it.

Yeah.

So he's like a co-deputy director, right?

And it's one of your own.

That's one of your own, right?

But it's weird because, like, I was thinking about this in the sense of like, you know, let's say you had a job, right?

And your boss hires somebody in for your same position.

Right.

Like to do the exact same thing.

You're going to work your ass off.

I would be feeling like, okay, I'm probably about to get fired.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you brought this motherfucker.

I'm probably about to get fired.

Well, I do have something to talk to you about after the show.

Okay.

Is that why Adam's here?

I'm here.

No, man.

Get a cod out there and some fucking pop-tarts.

Let's go.

Dude, it's just like, I mean, I just thought about like, dude, that's, you know, I don't, I don't, I think he's probably going in to fucking take over all of it is my guess.

And apparently, it's a big word on the street

is that he's eventually going to move up up to be the like the director of the FBI.

Um, he hasn't confirmed that.

I don't think he would tell me, but he hasn't said it, said it's me, you know.

Um, but but it is interesting, man.

It is interesting.

What's your thoughts on that, Andy?

I don't know.

I don't know nothing.

I certainly didn't talk to him.

He pleading the fifth.

Yeah.

Is that what you're doing?

What do you think, Adam?

I'm fucking congratulations.

We need better people in these high positions.

So fucking.

Well, I think that's the the thing, like, dude.

Bongino is good.

Like, listen, Cash, Bon Gino, they're great guys, cool guys, right?

But, like, they don't have the experience of like,

bro, Bailey's a fucking body slinger, dude.

Bro, that's what that's what we need.

That's what he is.

Yeah, okay.

And here's what's going on.

I, yes, I talked to him.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

And I can't say the things we talked about for sure.

But here's what I'll say:

Cash and Bongino

are

guys that I think can very clearly see

what is going on.

They do not have the legal knowledge and the knowledge of how to actually

prosecute people needed to get this job done.

And that is the simplest way

that I can say it without saying

what I can't say.

He has the practical application.

Bodies are going to get slung.

So

that's, that's, I'm excited.

It's refreshing, man.

It's refreshing.

Because, like I said, I mean, dude, it's nothing against cash or Bongino, man.

They just.

I'm saying it.

Your interpretation

could be correct.

Okay.

They could move on from that

because I believe that Bailey could do the job of all of those people.

Easy.

Like, and probably much better than all of them because he's not a fucking pussy.

And he also

is very intelligent.

He's not, he's not, he doesn't have blinders on.

He can't be bought.

This is a real dude.

He's a real fucking patriot dude.

And

I believe that

while they could move on from those guys, I think they're going to work all together for right now

to get done what needs to get done.

And

I think

anybody who doesn't understand Andrew Bailey and what he is and what he's about,

this would be like,

I don't know, you're going to battle and

like

you call up like

the fucking,

you know, like

the baddest dude ever.

William Wallace.

Yeah, William Wallace.

You call him up and you say, hey, get to the front of the line.

And that's what he is, bro.

Yeah, I feel like in politics, especially, you got a lot of these guys that are good at speaking, right?

We need guys that are good at knocking heads off.

That's how he is.

Yeah.

That's him for sure, bro.

Yeah.

And again, it's not that Cash ain't doing good stuff.

This just came out.

But again, it's stuff that we already know.

You're saying what's already been said.

You know, like, it's not a shocking surprise to people that Obama and fucking Hillary are involved in some fucked up shit.

It's not all, it's not a surprise.

Nobody's surprised by that.

We've, we know, oh, so you're confirming it.

Okay, cool.

What are we going to do about it?

Yeah.

Talk.

You know what I'm saying?

We're going to talk about it.

Well, Bayley ain't going to fucking talk about it.

That's what we need.

We need to get knocked ahead.

He's coming in.

And like, you know, the political landscape is definitely moving.

I got to bring this next clip in because we got to talk about it.

Because we had kind of foreshadowed this a little bit a few episodes ago.

But right now, what's big is like the anti-Semitic stuff and how it's not good.

Can't talk about certain groups, right?

We can talk about all the other groups, but this specific group you can't talk about.

And that's fine.

Telling my Jews?

Yes.

Right?

Tell me about Jews.

And so I got to show this clip that just came out from Netanyahu from BB.

This clip just came out.

Let's check this clip.

Let's see what he has to say.

You know, it's very hard to find, to fight the,

you know, the deception,

the lies, the starved children, the pictures of starved children who turned out to have cerebral palsy or other congenital diseases that leave them emaciated.

And Israel is, of course, accused of starving children, pretty much the way that in the Middle Ages Jews were accused of

killing Christian children for their blood.

So what do you do against the lie that circles the earth?

ten times before the truth has a chance to emerge.

You have to shorten the war as speedily as possible.

And frankly, we also have to do something about the

algorithms and the social networks.

How about this fucking thing?

How about fuck this guy?

Yeah.

How about we got to do something about you killing fucking kids?

How about that?

You know, these motherfuckers have been going killing.

You can't stand this motherfucker.

They've been killing each other before we were ever involved in anything.

These people have been killing each other.

The thing that what you just said,

quit blowing up kids.

Yeah.

You don't want a bad reputation, then stop killing fucking kids and it's not fucking misinformation.

Okay, it's not a few emaciated kids.

It's not it's not cerebral palsy.

Okay, like bro

Let's be fucking real dude Israel and the Israel mafia not Jews not all Jews They've controlled the media for fucking ever.

Okay, so

This is the first time you've not been able to control the outcome of of information and you're upset about it.

That's the fucking point.

And the more you come on TV, you dumb fuck, and say this shit, the more people don't like you.

Like, like, dude, these guys are...

I don't like his face.

Bro, this, listen, these fucking guys, especially this motherfucker.

They are so used to being in control that they are perfectly comfortable sitting in front of a camera in front of the whole world saying that everybody else is the problem.

Yeah, no,

fuck that guy.

And he sits there with his little ribbon and his little pins and his fucking little picture of his family in the background, and everything's perfectly placed.

When really, behind all that's all fucking lies, and that guy, bro, that guy, that guy, dude, I listen, most Jews don't like this motherfucker.

Okay, and a lot of this war shit that he's doing, most people don't know this, but this is about maintaining his own power.

Okay, like he's can he's continuing the war, or, or, like, dude.

Like, for example,

like when Trump came in and they did that shit with uh, Iran,

the fucking next day, he's missling Syria and Libya and shit, just so he could keep it going.

Because, dude, when they're in the war, they can't replace him as president or whatever they call it over there.

But, dude, this guy's a fuck, and I am tired.

Like, I feel like he's lecturing me, you know, like who the fuck are you, bro?

Fuck you, fuck everything about you, Eat a fucking dick and die.

Hey.

Let's go.

That's what I find.

I like this.

This is my kind of podcast.

Well, bro, like, and this don't have nothing to do with Jewish people.

This has to do with few criminals at the top of the Israel fucking food chain and Mossad food chain that hide behind normal Jews and say, oh, you don't like what I do.

It is because I'm Jewish.

No, I don't like what you do because it's bullshit what you do.

It has nothing to do with you being fucking Jewish.

It has to do with you blowing motherfuckers up and thinking you can do whatever the fuck you want at any given time, at any given place with anybody ever.

Like, fuck you.

It's industry.

And until people start saying that shit, like their whole thing is to make you afraid, right?

Oh, we're going to expose you.

Cool.

Tell everybody what I did.

I did the same shit everybody else did.

You know what I'm saying?

The only ones that like them are the fucking boomer right-wingers here in fucking the United States who haven't paid attention and they watch fucking fucking or are paid to support him, huh?

Or are paid to support him.

Well, yeah, but I'm saying, yes, out of the influencers.

That's a fact.

That's interesting how many influencers were totally anti-this dude, and then all of a sudden they're over there.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, they just did another trip a couple of weeks ago.

They just had a big trip over there.

I fucking, I fucking can't stand this guy.

This guy's the epitome of fucking tyrannical bullshit.

What gives him the right

I was reading about this bro I was reading about this and people are gonna get upset when I say this

but I was reading about what happened in Rome in 72 AD okay and for those of you that don't know the Jews were kicked out of Rome in 72 AD

and the reason that they were kicked out was because they refused to assimilate to Roman culture They did all their own things.

They did their own religious ceremonies, which the Romans didn't like.

Their own set of laws they were trying to put.

Correct.

And then they said it was persecution.

Well, here's the thing, dude.

What gives you the right to go to another country and do everything you want your way and then

act like they're persecuting you?

If they're persecuting you for not assimilating the culture, that means you don't fucking belong there.

Okay.

So they just never when are we going to learn this lesson?

When are we going to learn this lesson?

If you want to exist peacefully, you have to abide by the culture of the place that you live in.

And that's fucking it.

Okay.

So

in Rome in 72, right, they had all these different gods, right?

They worship multiple gods.

And the Jews argue with them in Rome saying there's only one God.

Okay.

And that's,

it's besides the point, what's true or not true.

But you're in Rome.

And what do they say?

That's right.

Okay.

And they kick them out.

They kick them out.

And then they're like, oh, they persecuted us.

No.

You refused to fucking

persecuted them.

Correct.

And that's what's happened over and over and over with the fucking whole thing.

And like, and like for me, the reason I brought this video up is because, again, like that slippery slope that we talked about, like, this is where it starts.

Like, eventually, bro, they're going to move into where they're truly violating our First Amendment.

And that's where this is going.

That's what he's saying.

That's where he's going to.

Listen, dude, the fucking ADL just came out two weeks ago and said America First is anti-Semitic.

Saying if you say America First or you think America First, it is considered anti-Semitic hate speech, according to the ADL.

Listen.

But hold on, listen to this.

It gets way worse.

That's crazy.

So now they're passing fucking laws or trying to pass laws in many different states about anti-Semitic hate speech.

So what happens when they pass all these laws for anti-Semitic hate speech and they deem people that are America first anti-Semites in our country.

Fuck you.

That's kind of like what you were just going back to when they were in Rome.

Yeah.

Well, it's only happened 107 other times.

It should always be America first.

If you're an American, it's America first

over everyone.

That's really the biggest problem.

If someone's got to go, it can't be us.

I got to get back home with these babies.

Dude, I'm with you.

So

that's the biggest problem I have with with them.

It's, dude, get the fuck out of our shit.

The fuck out of our shit, bro.

Fuck you.

Well, especially when they come over and they do shit like this.

I don't know if you guys saw this.

There was

an Israeli government official just got charged with soliciting a 15-year-old in Las Vegas.

And then somehow he was able to leave the country and return to Israel, which they will not extradite him.

See, I don't understand.

And I said this on one of my stories or something.

You got these people that can,

I don't know what I'm allowed to say on here, but you got these people who can fuck kids,

hurt little babies, and get probation or get a slap on the wrist.

And then you got guys sitting in prison with DUIs and fist fighting and shit like this.

But you fucking fuck with these little kids.

Nobody cares.

Why are we protecting the children?

Because they're trying to make it acceptable in culture.

What do they call that?

When you're what is it?

Maps.

What is that called?

A minor attractive person.

What?

No.

How about put a bullet in that motherfucker?

That's the only cure.

I know.

I know, bro.

I mean, this story is fucking crazy, bro.

So this dude's in Las Vegas.

He gets caught in a fucking sting,

right?

They arrest him.

The DA in Las Vegas was born in Israel.

Okay.

And somehow or another,

no prosecution, no charges.

No, not even no prosecution.

They immediately extradited him to fully Israel.

Like, flew him right out.

You don't even have to use diplomatic immunity.

Yeah.

This shit is.

She did it.

She just got him out of there.

Get him the fuck out of there.

And then you like, and so this is the guy here.

This is the guy.

His name is

Tom

Artiam Alexandrovich.

This guy on the right.

All right.

And like, it's been confirmed.

Like, our State Department talked about it.

They're aware of it.

That he was arrested.

He was giving a court date, but then he gets extradited.

And, you know, I started looking into this

about

pedophiles fleeing.

This ain't the first time that this has happened.

Since 2014, there's been over 60 accused U.S.

sex offenders who have fled to Israel via the law of return, evading prosecution with community aid and delayed extraditions.

And I had to look this shit up and very like, it's real.

It's absolutely real.

I don't know how that's allowed it's just it's sickening to me especially why would they allow it

unless it's part of their culture that they're fucking trying to hide

it's definitely a part of their culture and it's becoming a part

like the epstein shit how how hard is it how hard is this to uh release a list of of pedophiles why is that hard

am i saying something crazy no why why is that hard why is it hard to bring these people people to justice when you, especially when you run a campaign on that?

Release

fuck pedophiles and anyone involved with them and anyone protecting them.

You're just as bad as them.

Dude, there's only a few logical conclusions.

They're all on that list.

Yeah.

It's not even about the list, bro.

It's so much deeper than that.

Like, everybody knows who's on the list.

The flight logs have been published for five, six years.

I mean

they're all connected and they all make money together.

It's a good old boys club, man.

Yeah.

It's a good old boys club, man.

I don't know.

Guys, let's know what you guys think down in the comments.

Chats rolling.

Yeah.

I mean, look, dude.

I'm fucking tired.

of other countries' interests being served over ours.

And it doesn't matter who it is.

It doesn't matter if it's Israel.

It doesn't matter if it's China.

It doesn't matter if it's whatever.

We're not the world's fucking bitch.

Our politicians are the world's bitch, though.

See, I believe in America.

I'm a proud American.

I love you.

I love my fellow Americans.

I hate our government.

Yeah.

I believe in God.

I don't believe in religion.

You understand what I'm saying?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah.

100%, dude.

It's like when I post a flag or I look at the flag,

I don't look at that flag and think of our government.

Fuck no.

Yeah.

They're not here to help us.

They're here to keep us.

That's our fucking flag, bro.

Yes, that is.

That's right.

Yeah.

We the people have the power and we the people need to stand the fuck up and and and talking is cool bringing awareness, but there's gonna be a time when we need to get real Americans like the guy that's from here that's going in there do that job.

We need to get real Americans in these jobs.

Well, if everybody was vocal, they wouldn't be able to get away with this shit.

That's that's right.

Yeah, I mean, like, this isn't.

We're not talking about where it's gotten to a point where violence is required.

If we were just in a place where everybody would be, everybody would be vocal,

they would go away.

They're scared of losing their jobs, they're scared of what fucking Chad next door thinks of them.

And when the kids go to school, the technology.

I tell Chad to get back in his fucking house.

Let me get your hat.

Go sit back in your cuck chair.

Yeah.

You better get back in that house.

You know, I will.

I ain't gonna go there.

Yeah, because you know I have.

Shut the fuck up.

We got

we've got neighborly disputes.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right, man.

Yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think.

With that being said, this is the time where we go cruise some of these comments.

Let's check some of these out.

Hold on, time out.

That's Andy up there.

Yep.

Yeah.

Fucking guy looks like a terrorist, motherfucker.

Who made that?

We didn't fix that.

That's my dad.

I am terrorist.

Domestic.

Yeah.

The domestic variety.

Yeah, man.

Let's check some of these comments out.

This first one is from Kevin Bush,

247.

He says, my Facebook profile pic is me going to a wedding.

Black shirt, black jacket, and plastic sunglasses.

Fuck.

Does a grayish tie make up for it?

No.

No.

And you're fucked.

Yeah.

No, man.

Is it a joint Facebook account with his wife?

Fuck it.

Listen, I'm just trying to help you guys.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm just trying to help you, brother.

Yeah, that's right.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah.

This next one's from Devon.

Just figured out there's video here and I knew what Andy looks like, but didn't know DJ looked like Bunny from Mayor of Kingstown.

What's Bunny?

Yeah, I don't get it.

We have a picture.

Oh, we're not laughing

at you.

Bunny.

I like the name Bunny.

Be a good name for you.

Big Bunny.

That sounds hard, bro.

Big Bunny?

Big Bunny.

I'm your Huckleberry.

Yeah, right.

If DJ was a rapper, that'd be his name.

Big Bunny.

Big Bunny.

Big Bunny.

Yeah.

Buns.

I don't hate it.

I don't know that.

Big Bunny.

Went by Lil Bunny.

Yay.

That's cool.

Last one, man.

Last one.

What was that?

What is all that?

No.

All right.

Why?

That's...

I love stereotypes.

On white people and black people.

That's because they're all true.

Oh, my God.

White people are the only people that jump out of a helicopter with a bungee cord attached.

So white people do the

stereotypes and making fun of white people and black people and Asian people, who at Mexican people is fucking hilarious.

Let comedians be comedians again.

That's real.

That's real.

Bro, speaking of, did you see that Japan got rid of

the Down syndrome, Gene?

Why?

I'm waiting for the punch.

I'm waiting for the punch.

Yep, it's a real thing.

All right, last one.

Sean 81.

He says, what the fuck?

How the F do I get the live chat?

Guys, jump down in the description right now.

Do it right now.

Take some time out.

If you want to be a part of the lovely crowd, you get a chance in the description below.

Yeah.

Guys, we appreciate you for being a real-ass fans.

Let's keep cruising, shall we?

Yeah.

Headline number two.

Oh, yeah.

You know what movie this is from?

Only because me and well, well, first of all, I wouldn't have known, but me and Andy, when I was in the gym with him earlier, he asked me if I'd seen a movie.

It's a great movie,

which they don't make great movies anymore for some fucking reason.

But this is a scene from, I believe, Kingdom of Heaven.

Yep.

Have you seen it?

Yeah, it's an awesome movie.

I like it.

So now you share.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about, man.

I told you to watch it.

It's good.

It's actually...

And it's partially based on true stories.

Yeah, it's very historically accurate for the most part.

Yeah, 100%.

But yeah, let's get to headline number two uh guys uh headline number two reads uh desantis state line won't protect criminal illegals sends chuck norris deputy to nab feud uh fugitive trucker so this is a little follow-up just briefly but we covered i don't know if you've seen that video it was going around viral of the the truck driver that made that u-turn Oh, the fucking guy who didn't give a fuck that he just killed people?

Yeah, I did see that.

Well, so they just got.

It didn't even face him.

He's like, fucking what?

Yeah,

they just arrested him.

Did Chuck Norris arrest him?

Because he's fucked if he did.

Yeah, apparently.

That's what they're saying.

Yeah, I saw that video of that guy, and he acted like it was

the most nonchalant shit ever.

Yeah.

Wild.

And the weirdest part about it is the fact that the guy was in California already.

So, like, how did you get back so quick?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, how did that...

I don't even know how he was able to get back to California that quick when you got three vehicular homicide deaths you're dealing with right now.

You know what I'm saying?

But he's there.

Here's the clip of them picking him up.

Check this out.

Singh actually being led by Florida state authorities onto the plane there.

It looks like he's in shackles as he's being taken back onto the plane.

What exactly, Senator, would your legislation do pertaining to this and other potential similar cases in the future?

Well, look, there's already a basic requirement of English proficiency that some of these blue states, these sanctuary states, are just ignoring and issuing commercial driver's license to truckers.

I think two things.

Number one, these states like Washington and California that want to keep issuing commercial driver's license need to show that they are complying with that basic requirement, that the people that they're putting on these roads that are going into other states can actually read the signs and understand English and be able to communicate with

motor carrier safety inspectors and

instructions for driving.

And they need to be permanent and lawful residents of the United States.

Thank you.

How about they actually live here?

Like,

what the fuck?

Yeah, man.

And the craziest part about it is that, like, so that happened, right?

But apparently it just happened again.

I got this another clip here.

Let me pull it up.

It just happened.

It happened again

with another driver.

Let's check this clip out.

You okay?

For sure.

Yeah, I was coming this way and I see the whole thing.

It's crazy.

You tried to slur.

So it happened again.

And

I don't know.

It's interesting.

It's crazy.

It really is.

But what I wanted to kind of not turn the attention to,

but these guys, illegal migrants, not supposed to be here.

And then you see the public's reaction.

You know what I'm saying?

And like how people try to protect these people.

They just had this guy down in D.C.

that was getting detained

by ICE.

There's a traffic stop that happens, federal agents at D.C.

And

here, here's the clip.

Let's watch this.

Here's the clip.

Trash him run.

He's saying he just wants to go back to his family.

Okay, okay, all right.

Fuck around and find out.

That's what I think too, bro.

Now, real quick, I mean, a lot of people are like, man, that looked harsh, right?

Like, it's not palatable to most people, but here's the deal.

Mr.

Perez, Tiafoni,

he was on his final order of removal.

He entered the U.S.

illegally three times.

Okay.

His most recent charge was aggravated sexual battery against a minor under the age of 13.

So how the fuck is he out anyway?

But he just wants to get back to his family.

Yeah.

Now he does.

He just wants to get back to his family, guys.

That's all.

But I do want to know your thoughts on this because this is something else that's happening around the migrant situation.

As they're popping up these facilities, these new DHS facilities, right, to house illegal migrants before they send them back to whence they came.

And I

personally, I'm not with it.

I'm not with it because I look at this like we're spending more tax dollars to open up these facilities.

To date, I believe this is number four.

They're opening up a new one in Nebraska called the Corn Husker Clink.

But that's tax dollars that are already being spent.

Now we're spending more tax dollars on keeping these people at a facility.

I would rather spend tax dollars if we have to spend any to get them out of the country as quick as possible.

Why is it frowned upon for me or Andy or UDJ to say something like this?

And I'm not speaking for you guys, so I'll just say, why is it frowned upon for me to say this?

If you are illegal and you're not supposed to be here, get the fuck out.

out of here

why

why is that why is that bad no these people they're seeking asylum there's

i don't give a fuck we have veterans on the street we have veterans that are homeless we we're not taking care of our own people but you could come here and we're supposed to take care of you i don't care how they handle these motherfuckers i can't post up in england or germany or any other country and just sit there and be like i live here now this is where i live get the out of here come through the legal port of entry how hard is that it's not hard

the reason that it's

frowned upon, which I'm not even sure it is, because I think like 70, 80% of the country agrees with you.

No, that's not enough for a frown.

But

here's the problem with these facilities: what happens if they exist and the Democrats get back in power?

What do you think is going to happen?

What are they going to do with those facilities?

They're just going to let them go.

They're going to let them back out.

And then put them out just like that.

They know they're going to turn them into fucking resorts.

Bro, they let them out, the prisoners out during COVID.

Yeah, they're going to put us in them.

That's what they'll be there for.

Bro, I'm going to tell you this too.

Anybody who fucking

defends this shit is an enemy of the united states of america yeah for real like like you guys who who give these people sympathy and empathy and you're like oh like why the fuck does do our

like elected like real talk elected officials that advocate for these people's rights first of all they don't have rights as american citizens the same way we do okay

and when these people advocate for this they're advocating against the American people that are charged tax dollars to pay their salaries.

Any politician that advocates on behalf of illegal migrants in this country is a fucking traitor to

this country.

That's right.

And they should be treated as such.

I am tired of this.

America is tired of this.

We are tired of seeing people.

all over the news and in our government and on our media advocating for the rights of criminals and illegal migrants that shouldn't be here.

Like,

why is it that these people who are elected by

us,

paid by us

advocating

for criminals?

Why would they do that?

Why would they do that?

Why are they allowed to do that?

How is that allowed?

How is it allowed for elected officials who are on our payroll to openly advocate for the rights of violent criminals and migrants?

That is fucking treason.

What are they gaining?

Well, they're gaining voters.

That's the point.

Because America, for the most part, is tired of the shit.

So what they're trying to do is import an entire new working class and voter class that will be thankful for them.

So

they will vote for them.

So basically, what we have here is

Democrats are legitimately.

I don't like Republicans either, but I'm going to say this.

Democrats are legitimately catering and pandering to the criminal element and the illegal element, non-citizen element of this country in order to be elected.

That's not even American, dude.

Like that is, that should be criminal.

And we have people say, oh, well, this isn't,

you know, this isn't a dictatorship.

Yeah, maybe it should be for a minute.

Maybe it should be for a minute so we could clean up all the shit.

It wouldn't be the first time in history where someone came in, cleaned it up, and then left.

Yeah.

You know, like, dude, this is insane shit.

And the fact that we have AOC and these far left, like, they're always advocating as if the criminal is the victim.

Right.

AOC still around?

Yeah.

I thought she had like an OnlyFans page now.

What the fuck is she doing?

Does she?

No, I don't know.

I'm just saying, dude, like

this, American people should not tolerate this.

Why?

And then they have these people brainwashed, like the upper middle-class white

boomer.

It's always.

Bro, they're brainwashed because they are so privileged and they have never got their hands dirty.

They've never been the victim of a violent crime.

They've never gone through the system.

They've never been punched in the mouth.

Dude, listen, I got stabbed in the fucking face at 23 years old.

Okay.

It fucked up my whole life.

That's what this is.

This is, this is.

And I got one in the back, too.

And bro, it fucked up my whole life.

Okay.

I understand what the fucking ramifications are psychologically of being violated in that way.

And we have these upper middle-class bruncher women who advocate for fucking the rights of criminals and illegal migrants until one of them does something to them.

And then it's like, what are you doing?

You don't have to deal with this shit.

You're not the one that has to, you're not the fucking dad or the mom that has to kick down a door to get rid of this shit.

And they think they're noble.

They think they're, they're, I'm, I've got a big deal.

I've got a big heart.

They did their deed for a living.

Yes.

I protested for a moment.

You want to do your fucking deed for the day, then stop allowing these motherfuckers to come in and kill other people's children and rape other people's children and take jobs from the American worker and ruin our culture and dilute the American dream.

You want to do your good deed?

Then stand up for that shit.

No.

Because then that they would be called racist.

Well, but you know what?

Becky.

Yeah.

I stopped caring about all that shit a long time ago.

Yeah, me too.

We've kind of grown desensitized from all these little words that they've, you know.

No, you just look at them.

You're like, yeah.

Like, you really want to fuck with someone?

When they call you the names, just smile, be like, that's right.

Capital R.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, let's get some chat in in here.

Chat, what we got on this, man?

Who's got something to say on this?

Let me go, Hitler.

Okay.

All right.

Yay.

Matt Strowman.

All right.

Here we go, Matt.

Your time to shine.

Hey, Andy.

Hey, DJ.

Can you hear me?

Yes, sir.

Talk to me, man.

What you got on this?

Really quickly, before I get into what I want to say,

I got to shout out Andy real quick because about nine months ago, I was fat, broke, and $7,000 in debt but now I own my own townhouse and I have a home studio and I'm making music and it's all because of 75 hearts so thank you dude thank you that's what's happening bro that's what's up dude that is the fucking revolution bro personal excellence going from being a slave to their bullshit to handling business I love that sir yes sir but now with this subject I have a crazy theory I don't know if it's true it's just my little tinfoil hat so if you got the horn hat you might want to put this on but with all these trucker accidents that's going on,

there it is.

Wow.

So

what I'm thinking is.

I'm ready.

Let it rip.

What are the odds of this whole, like all these crashes happening with this certain demographic?

What if it's people trying to make the trucking industry look bad as a whole?

So that way all the farm owners of people like Bill Gates and people in China buying the stuff to get their own people in and take over that business.

I would twist that.

It's automated.

Yeah, I mean,

what's the next thing that Elon's going with Tesla?

Like right now, like, can't you send your Tesla out to be a taxi and shit?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I heard about that.

That's scary shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, dude, it's highly possible.

I mean, look, dude,

getting back to the Netanyahu thing.

Netanyahu and that little group of guys has shown that they'll do anything to get anything.

And they're tied into the World Economic Forum and

the leadership there will sacrifice anybody to get their way.

These people have shown that they will gladly kill whoever, do whatever, create whatever war, whatever situation has to happen to get what they want to get.

And it's definitely possible.

It's definitely possible.

Bro, that hat is awesome.

One of the fans made that for me, dude.

That is the best.

I got one too.

You know what it is?

It's a fucking

do-rag

and that thing looks sturdy it is

the guy who made it did a good job yeah he did

yeah i got a do-rag though i'm proud of it but yeah man uh guys jumping on there's somebody knows what's up he said the cazars

yeah yeah yeah

you know what's funny i see people say

Why doesn't Andy talk about this?

I'm like, bro, you don't want me to start?

How much sound we got?

Yeah, like, do you have a fucking 12-hour window for a history lesson?

Yeah, right, right.

I'm just breaking it down in bite-sized chunks, motherfucker.

That's right.

That's right, man.

But yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, our third and final headline, headline number three.

We got to talk about it.

This was amazing.

Yeah.

We don't run ads on the show, but if we did,

it would be for this amazing form energy great smash.

That grapes are pretty good.

Those grapes are pretty good.

Andy just went black.

they said, dude,

the best fucking.

That is the best sound fucking bit, clip, whatever, ever.

Did I pass the test?

Yep, you passed it.

A good ad?

Well, where did you get it?

You screenshot this?

Where's my wallet?

Where's my wallet?

I got it right here.

That's the magic of the grape, baby.

Stop.

No, DJ.

I got to ask you something.

Oh, we got a a song that says axe.

That's amazing.

I'm where I'm supposed to be right now.

All right, man.

That fucking thing will fry your brain, bro.

I was downloading the internet right there, buddy.

I already know the next topic.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah.

Let's get to our third and final headline, man.

Something that's going to make me mad.

No, no, this is good.

Well, no, it's not.

It's not good.

It's going to piss you off.

Cracker Barrel, man.

You guys's a favorite place.

What?

They have good pancakes.

I like their crispy pancakes.

I love Cracker Barrel.

Okay.

All right.

Might not like it after this.

So Cracker Barrel unveils new simplified logo.

Our story hasn't changed.

Yep.

They're in trouble.

Oh, bro.

It is bad.

They stirred up the whole thing.

I haven't seen one.

All right.

So hold on.

Since you haven't seen it,

you've been to plenty of Cracker Barrels.

Of course.

You've been on the road.

Hell yeah.

You fucking dump into Cracker Barrel.

I'm playing around.

I love their breakfast.

What do you love about Cracker Barrel?

The Crackers.

Hold on.

Not you.

Their breakfast.

I love the Crackers too.

I feel like I'm at home.

Yeah.

I love the name of the store.

The name of the restaurant.

When you walk in, they got all the shit, right?

And it kind of reminds you of like grandma's house.

Yeah, yeah.

Right?

Like, they got all the rocking chairs.

Then you go in, they got all the old candies.

Yeah, bro.

Mike, Mike,

Mike.

Grace hanging from the ceiling.

It's great.

You are supposed to see that.

So, so, dude, but you walk in, right?

And like, my, my great-grandma, uh, she's from Shawneetown, Illinois.

All right, you know where that is?

Yeah, you know exactly where that is.

Okay.

So it's a, they had a fishing barge on the.

Wait, she's from Shawnee, Illinois?

Shawnee Town.

Yeah.

It's on the border of, it's right on the Ohio River.

Okay.

And

they had a fishing barge.

All right.

It's actually an incredible fucking story.

But

like, dude, when I walk into Cracker Barrel, I feel like I'm walking into my grandma's house, bro.

Or like that time.

Like, it feels the same, and

there's a nostalgic feeling about walking into there.

And they're getting rid of all that shit, bro.

I love it, bro.

We're about to dive into it.

Yeah.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah.

So, so Cracker Barrel

has debuted its new logo on Tuesday, removing the main resting.

I'm sorry, the man resting on a barrel and leaving only the name of the restaurant serving southern-style comfort food.

The new design marks the first time in 48 years that the logo only features text.

The old country store opened in 1969 with the text only logo before adding the iconic image of the man sitting against the barrel.

That was in 1977.

So here's the OG logo.

Everybody's familiar with this.

Yeah, it's the best logo of all time.

It's fucking classic, bro.

This is the new logo.

It looks exactly like Golden Corral's logo.

Yeah.

Look at it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like, it's, bro, and you know the craziest thing.

Gay, this is gay.

Bro, they probably paid whoever fucking designed that, they he probably got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to come in and consult and fucking oh, lose.

But wait, wait, why, why did they do this?

Well, let's talk about.

Oh, hold on.

This is

like hold on, Adam.

Yeah.

Just show the picture to lady.

Okay.

You'll know why.

You ready?

She's just missing the fucking blue hair.

Nah, bro.

Is that a dude?

No.

That's a dude, man.

That's a fucking...

He's got a sturdy chin.

What is going on here?

Oh, yeah, bro.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, she got that sturdy chin.

So, Cracker Barrel is no longer Cracker Barrel is what you're telling me.

Well, I mean, what's Cracker Barrel without the Crackers, bro?

That's right.

Bro, the barrel and the dude is like historic.

That's like when they turned the Washington Redskins into the Washington football team.

What?

No,

they fucking turned it into the Washington Commanders.

Now it's that.

All right, so let's make sense of this.

We take an iconic

Native American warrior that Native Americans are proud of,

and then we replace it because it's offensive with the motherfuckers that killed him.

Fucking put that hat back on.

Fuck.

And that's more politically correct.

He just nailed that motherfucker.

Clip that.

Yeah.

Same thing with taking Aunt Jemima off the fucking syrup and all that.

We're just going to erase it.

It doesn't even taste the same.

Nobody wants this Miller syrup shit.

We want Aunt Jemima saying, hey, she's not going to be able to do that.

It's these.

When I say, man, fucking white people.

And I love being white.

But when I say fuck white people, it's those white people.

Well, I mean, but the Aujama thing, like even digging into that, right?

Oh, I want Aunt Jemima to show up in my house, say, hey, baby.

So I want Uncle Ben.

Yeah, I want Uncle Ben.

Dude, what the fuck are we doing?

I want Uncle Ben cooking my rice.

So

you want to take Aunt Jemima off and replace it with the name of the place that owned her.

You know what I'm saying?

The Pearl Miller.

Bro, none of it makes sense.

None of it makes sense.

And you're right.

It is these, these, this is, that is the culprit.

You're fucking shit up.

Why is she even

in charge of anything?

Why is she in charge of Cracker Barrel?

It gets worse.

Cracker Barrel should be run by a dude named Howard.

A cracker.

Yeah.

Like a real cracker.

Yeah.

Anyway, the barrel is a representative of American culture.

People don't understand that.

That's where men used to meet and play checkers and chess and shoot the shit.

Like everybody else wears

cripples.

Yes.

Bro.

Well, it gets worse because, again, I mean, you guys touched on it a little bit.

You guys know what the inside of Cracker Barrel is.

We love the inside of Cracker Barrel.

Right.

Okay, well, this is.

Don't, don't.

I don't even know.

You're going to be upset.

because along with the the brand name change uh logo change uh this is now the inside of a cracker barrel coming to you soon

they're just turning everything in a progressive like liberal bullshit

yeah is what the fuck this is

she's listen

she's probably making a decision based upon i bet if you looked at their sales numbers, they probably got declining sales numbers.

And it probably has to do with things other than the atmosphere.

It is not the atmosphere that's causing the decline.

I haven't been in a Cracker Barrel in a fucking minute, but I would bet that if people aren't going there, it has something to do with the customer experience, the quality of the food.

That's probably it.

Pretty much it.

Okay, like it's not the decor or the brand or the feel because that's actually the only motherfucking thing that is for sure right about Cracker Barrel.

100%.

Well,

listen, let's take a break here.

Don't fuck with my Cracker Barrel.

Fuck that.

I want to go to Cracker Barrel, walk past the checkerboard by the firefucking place and have Sidney Sweetie fucking serve me pancakes and American Eagle jeans.

Fuck you.

How about that?

Yeah, I agree.

I agree.

Jeez.

I'm with it.

Well, I'm going to say,

let's hear the CEO out, okay?

Because

she has something to say.

Oh, we we got to start.

I got to start with yikes.

Oi, Vay.

All right.

She has something to say.

Let's check this out.

This was the CEO's remarks on this.

Honestly, the feedback's been overwhelmingly positive that people like what we're doing.

I'll give you another sound bite.

I actually happened to be in Orlando last week with all of our managers.

We bring them together once every other year.

The number one question that I got asked, Michael, was, how can I get a remodel?

When can I get a remodel?

How do I get on on the list?

Oh, really?

So, because the feedback and the buzz is so good, not only from our customers, but from our team members.

They want to work in a wonderful restaurant.

So, that's gaslighting.

We're doing everything for our guests and our team members.

Okay.

Pleasure to be here.

Thank you again.

You're the fucking CEO, dumbass.

What do you think they're going to say to you?

You're a straighthand also.

What a bitch that dude turned out to be, bro.

He's like, was a badass fucking, you're a bitch.

Bro, here's what I'll say.

You're the CEO, dumbass.

everybody says all your ideas are good

that i ask me how the i know

i gotta twist people's ears and to make them tell me that's bad so we can fix it that's right hey what do you think of that idea oh man it's the greatest idea ever hey me like dude like

That's the oldest trick in the book.

Of course they're gonna, you go together with them once every other year and they see you once every 24 months and you think they're gonna say,

yeah, Yeah, your shit sucks, lady.

Stupid, yeah, right.

They're not going to say that.

I know what will say that.

I will.

Them fucking pocketbooks are going to say that.

I'm looking up the current.

Wow.

Past week, they've gone down.

Yeah, I'm looking at them and what is that?

That's fucking a half percent.

Huh?

Yeah.

That was just in one day.

It dropped 10%.

Well, it was just the start.

Yeah.

Who owns Cracker Barrel?

I know who owns it.

Just guess.

BlackRock.

That's right.

Who is it?

BlackRock.

They own everything.

They own 15% of Cracker Barrel.

They are the most careful.

They really own every culture.

Yeah, of course.

And Larry Fink's on the fucking ⁇ he's the head of the World Economic Forum now.

Really?

And there's

multiple videos that we've featured on the show before where Larry Fink...

is discussing forcing culture,

forcing companies to do what they want by withholding the funding that they need through DIES.

That's how they put this shit in, bro, because nobody's with this shit, right?

Like, nobody agrees to this, but they force the company's hands by putting in those standards of whether it's getting access to more capital or other loan options.

Just why are we ruining everything that we grew up with?

Like, that was the best shit.

Why are we ruining it?

That's why.

Not we.

Why are there people who live in this country that are just ruining?

No, no, no, no, no.

They hate you.

They hate themselves.

No, no, no.

They hate you.

They hate you.

They hate me.

They hate people that look like us and speak like us and talk like us.

And believe in what we believe in.

They do not want American people.

When you say they, who are you talking about when you say they?

When I say they, I'm talking about the government.

Yeah, no shit.

That is what I'm talking about.

But I'm talking about it's higher than the government.

Yeah.

I mean, we're talking about the World Economic Forum trying to create a global government.

and to create a global government, you have to remove national identity.

To remove national identity, you have to change national culture.

To change national culture, you have to erase all of the things that make us.

I hate when they say there's no such thing as like American culture.

I just want to fucking headbutt people when they're that shit.

Maybe a few more.

You ever heard of the fucking Daytona 500?

Motherfucker,

you ever heard of Walmart bitch?

Mountain Dew, Kyle.

What the fuck?

Let's see who the chat got in on this.

We are the baddest motherfuckers that walk the earth.

Let me tell you something, buddy.

Listen here, buddy, old pal.

Zhao, who you got?

Bro, bro, there's that meme.

It's like...

White people have a derogatory name for other white people.

It's buddy.

Chief.

Listen, chief, buddy.

Yeah.

Fucking guy, pal.

I've had it up to here with it.

Yeah.

Listen here, buddy.

If you hear that come out of a white dude's mouth, you better pay attention.

Yeah, that's that's white people's shit.

Yeah.

That's a nice salad you got there, Bob.

Thanks.

That's white people's shit.

And it's okay.

Yeah, it's fine.

It's right.

It's right.

Yeah.

It's right.

It is okay.

Can we get the black people's shit sound?

Can we do it real quick?

Yeah.

What's the black people's sound, Adam?

Right here.

Step right here.

Hey, hey, hey.

Why don't they just put a new battery in it?

You just can't hear it.

Oh, man.

Yeah, man, guys, tell us what you guys think about this, man.

It's kind of sucked, man.

Because your bro, there's a cracker barrel right off by my house.

There's one right here across the street.

Yeah, I go to the one by my house.

Where's the one by your house?

Oh, Merrimack Bottom there.

Yep.

Yeah.

And,

you know, we don't go there all the time.

You went there last night?

No.

No, No, no.

You did?

What'd you get?

That is the fucking shit, bro.

It sucked.

Well, see, there you go.

That's why their sales are down.

You waited an hour, their food was bad.

Yeah, we don't need HGTV in the fucking Cracker, bro.

That ain't the problem.

You need Gordon Ramsey to come in and beat some people up in the kitchen.

That's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

Make some idiot sandwiches.

It'd be fine.

It'd be fine, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, guys, let's know down in the comments what you guys think.

Bro,

is Paul Corn in the fucking Paul here?

Paul.

Yeah, I made sure he

gets VIP, right?

Yeah, he has VIP access.

Come on, Paul, say something.

Get off mute, Paul.

Are you putting him on?

Yeah.

There you go.

I'm here.

Hey, Paul.

Call porn.

What's up, Paul?

I can't believe that I'm actually talking right now.

Words.

What's the word, Paul?

Well, I think that everything that you mentioned, and

that it's all just very commonly and kind of obvious that they're all Jewish.

Where the guy, Larry Fink, which is last name's probably Finkelstein,

and he was Jewish, banker, replacing the head of the WEF, who was also Jewish.

They also own Cracker Barrel, and the CEO is Jewish.

And it's kind of too too much to just not say that it's some kind of way Jewish, Pennsylvania.

I mean, how did the Jews get all this shit?

Hey, facts are fucking facts, bro.

How did the Jews get control of everything?

What?

Well, according to them, they're better with the money at money with us.

They're better with money

that they kind of help each other and they support Israel.

I mean, the guy who escaped from being a pedophile was from Israel.

The district attorney who let him go was born in Israel.

Yep.

And she's district attorney here.

Yep.

And, you know, I understand it's not all Jews, of course, but like

Jewishness has an element in the equation.

You can't deny that.

It's a fucking fact.

No, that's real, Paul.

Yeah.

Paul, guess what, bro?

Another car episode coming up real soon for you, buddy.

I'll have to watch it.

I'll have to watch it.

All right.

Hey, Paul.

Good hearing from you, bro.

Thank you.

It's great talking to you.

You're really a great, amazing person.

Thank you.

Thank you, bro.

You too.

He said his last name is probably Finkelstein.

Fuck yeah, Paul.

I mean, look, bro, listen, it's mainstream, dude.

Everybody's talking about it.

It's just because,

dude, we just got to be smart about how it's discussed because Paul's correct.

It's an undeniable reality that it is, it is all that these are always connected to the same culture.

That's that's still in the big scheme of things, a very small minority of that culture.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, it's like you can't say all blacks, all whites, all Jews.

It's it's yeah, the generalization is what gets us that's where

the whole thing, yeah, bro.

Well, that's but that's where bad things happen, right?

They could they weaponize collective thinking into mob mentality.

and we saw it during covet right we saw we saw how they weaponized the boomer and the the leftist and fear-mongered and got everybody collectively mob mentality to come after anybody that questioned the agenda yeah this is no different than they do with with jews okay they they

and i actually think there's a lot of responsible conversation happening around it because people are realizing like

That's not a good thing.

Like nobody wants

a genocide of whatever right but i'll tell you this the the the the biggest fear of jewish people having massive attacks comes from their own leadership in israel because they're willing to sacrifice their own people and the reputation of their own people and hide behind their own people they hide their evilness and their crimes and their deceptions behind anti-semitism.

And so what they're doing is they are collectivizing the Jewish people, their own leadership, which puts them all in fucking danger.

And so, like,

you know, when you, when you want to know who's collectivizing the Jewish people, it isn't white people, it isn't black people, it isn't anti-Semitics, it's their own leadership who's hiding behind them and then saying, oh, well, you don't like what I'm doing.

So you hate all of these people.

No, we don't.

We hate you.

Right.

You with a name and a fucking address and a role in society.

And if we can identify these people as, you know, let's say out of what, 16 to 20 million people on the planet, there's probably 5,000 of these people that are fucking it up.

Yeah.

So

to say,

what's 5,000?

What's 5,000 divided by 16 million?

What is it?

What's the percentage?

Don't ask me.

You're asking.

Well, I'm asking when you motherfuckers to fucking do it.

It's a public schooling.

Yeah.

I'm black.

So

what was this?

What is this, Eshan?

He's the Indian dude.

Okay.

Pow!

So you have 5,000 of the leadership class Jewish mafia.

Okay.

Just like the Italian mafia, just like all the organized criminals that have existed in the history of time.

So you have 5,000 of these people that are working together globally.

That's 0.0003%

of the Jewish population.

So to say it's all Jews is not an accurate statement by any means, and it's a very dangerous statement.

And the fact of the matter is, there's a lot of Jewish resentment because they're starting to understand that their identity and their families are at risk because of the actions of these guys.

Getting fucked up by these guys, yes.

And dude, the best thing that could happen in the world is that the rest of the Jewish population starts pointing the finger and be like, bro, fuck those motherfuckers.

Yeah, man, that's real.

Because you can't defend the shit that they do.

The deception, the subversion, the propaganda, the the dismantling of culture the pushing of uh you know migrants in the western in all the western countries dude why is that is to dilute the cultures of everybody else while maintaining theirs

that

that's not okay bro i'm sorry have you guys ever talked about how what kanye said about some of this oh yeah

it's he's it's

well he had some valid points i listen i think

some valid shit.

I don't think he's crazy.

I think he said that shit intentionally.

Look, the way I'm explaining it right now doesn't get clicks, views, or attention.

Yeah.

Okay.

Because it's got common sense and it's true.

The only way, and you know this, you're in the fucking media, the only way to truly get attention is to say shit in an outrageous way.

But the problem with that is that it creates generalization and risk.

And they missed the point that you're actually giving it to them.

And so I believe, because Ye knows how to use the media properly, I believe all of that shit he says is just to move the conversation, just to get the conversation going.

I don't think we would be having these conversations.

I think he's done it.

I think he's done that.

I don't think we would have even been having these conversations had it not been for the stuff that Yey.

And see, that's another thing.

When I hear some of the shit he said, I'm like, I'm not supposed to agree with what he's saying because...

People are saying what he's saying is crazy and he's doing it in a way that almost makes him, well, no, that does make him look seem seem crazy.

Right.

But if you actually listen to what he's saying, it's like,

oh, he's actually saying something, something here, but he's just doing it in such a way that it's like, can you take him seriously?

You know what I mean?

But then that's when you have to go do your own research.

Well, that's where the conversation starts.

It's like this.

Dude, it's this conversation we just had.

We wouldn't be having that conversation.

You didn't say it crazy.

Okay.

So like, bro, do you see what Ye said?

He fucking said he loved Hitler.

And, you know, the conversation goes, yeah, that's crazy.

But, But,

and then people start talking about like

some of the truth.

Well, why would, why would why would he say that he like, what would he, what could he possibly love Hitler about?

You know, like, what could he possibly love about Hitler?

He loved the fashion.

And then you look into it, it's like, oh, he loved, oh, he loved the fashion.

Yeah, he loved how they dressed.

He loved it.

He loved it.

Yeah.

Did you see?

He did that interview in like a black clan

thing.

What a diamond-bezzled swastika.

Yeah, I saw that.

Like, unreal.

But the shit he he was saying he was spitting like well well you you know that this for for 99 percent of the time that the swastika has existed it meant yeah positivity and good fortune like in india and other countries still all over indian culture yeah

so it doesn't mean what they have made it mean for this one motherfucker well yeah i'm against anything to do with nazis even the yeah because

the greatest generation of all fucking time that ever lived went over there and and killed them sons of bitches.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, yeah, they did.

Fuck those motherfuckers.

But would they have had the internet existed then?

Yeah, I don't know.

Would they have if the information flow was free?

Because all those guys were doing was what they were told was the right thing to do for America.

Yeah, that's right.

You know what I'm saying?

Waiting three weeks for a newspaper update.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's right.

There's no

the internet was created for the purpose of control without them having the foresight to realize that they didn't control the information anymore.

Yeah, bro.

It's crazy shit, man.

Guys, jumping on the conversation down in the comments.

Let's know what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, as always.

This is our thumbs up.

We're dumb as fuck.

That's where we bring a headline in.

This shit is hilarious.

This is awesome.

We talk about it, and it gets one of those two options.

So with that being said, we talk about culture a lot on this show.

That's what it is.

Culture needs to be.

EJ, that's who you you look like.

And especially in these clips, you kind of look like Dak Prescott.

Right there.

Dak Prescott?

Dak Prescott.

Is that a compliment?

That's who you look like in that clip like it.

Andy looks like he's not going to the moon because I don't think we ever were that.

We didn't go.

We didn't go.

We didn't go.

But we talk about culture a lot and where culture should be.

And, you know, it's funny.

We got, you know, you guys are in the same kind of generation timeline, but grew up in a time where, you know, people got punched in the face and it was what it was.

And so.

oh, please tell me it's the clip.

I think it is.

Please tell me it's the kid getting body slammed.

Yes, it is.

Staff member, manhandles, California student.

Internet says, he's a kid.

You're an adult.

No.

He was being a cash.

You see this shit?

Oh, it's great.

Well, let's watch the clip.

This clip is going viral right now.

It's amassed millions of views, a lot of people's opinions on it.

So let's watch the clip.

For those who have not seen it yet,

here it is in 4K.

Hey, record that shit.

I get this shit in your mouth.

He's trying to reason with him.

That's what this generation of kids needs right there.

That kid's 120 fucking pounds and thinks he's hard as fuck because those adults cannot fucking do anything back to him.

This entire generation of kids needs exactly that if not that bro if you're gonna if you square up with a grown man you're gonna get treated like a grown man that's it and that little kid bro you punched a teacher in the fucking face

and then we got like like you're saying we got people sympathizing with this but this is because that because that kid acted like that because of gentle parenting because of yes yes he's never been punched he's never dealt with consequences dude you and i grew up where if you if wait till your dad goes home i know not even my mom had a school aside from that

huh yeah did you say no no

aside from that dude

if you said the wrong thing

you might get punched in a face you're my mom yeah slap the fire out of your ass yeah bro Yeah, dude.

And this kid's a fucking 5'2, 100.

Dude, here's the truth.

This is the honest to God's truth.

We have to allow males to face the consequences of their violent outbursts in natural order.

And the reason that has to happen is because this kid will go out in public and act like that and get killed.

That is the truth.

And then everyone's going to be like,

oh, he was such a good kid, though.

He was a future doctor.

That kid and all the kids like him need to, there has,

especially for men, we cannot remove the natural pecking order of men.

And that has to be done through physical confrontation.

I'm sorry to all you intellectual dorks out there that think it can be done through discussion.

It cannot be done through discussion.

Sometimes they have to feel the force of another man's fucking hands on them so they realize not to do that to anyone else.

And dude, this is the reality of natural order.

You don't have lions roaming around in the jungle and then, you know, the young lion gets out of control and the old lion says, son, don't do that.

It's not nice.

No, the fucking lion bites his motherfucking face off and then the thing comes back with his head down and realizes his place in the world.

You know what's good about this video though?

Is not only did that kid learn something today, all those kids watching.

And they celebrated it, dude.

Like when that happened, the kids go crazy.

I ain't gonna do that.

I'm gonna get fucking shit slammed on my head if I do that.

Half of those kids are probably like, oh, God, he's gonna get sued.

Yeah, which you probably will.

Probably will.

But, like, dude, I'm we have we gotta change the rules with this.

But here's the thing: this generation, these, this generation is gonna be in the workforce.

That means your fucking customer service is gonna be terrible.

These kids think they can talk to you however the fuck they want.

No, dude, it's called AI.

What about lawyers and doctors?

And these kids are the next fucking.

How the fuck are we gonna be a society?

These kids are fucked.

But these kids.

So who's gonna run shit?

AI.

AI.

Well, we're fucked then.

Right?

You know the crazy thing?

I was watching this.

You know what movie reference I thought about seeing this?

It was Malibu's Most Wanted.

Oh, yeah.

He was giving me Malibu's Most Wanted.

Chapstick.

Yeah, chapstick.

I think that's 40.

Yeah, dude, there is little kids 10 years old on video all over the internet squaring up to grown people, running their mouths and shit.

Nope.

Gonna learn to date.

I see.

You can teach a lot to somebody with an open-hand smack.

For real.

Like I'm talking about smacking them on the fucking ground.

You want to embarrass a man and teach them where the fuck they belong.

That's the worst.

Slap them in the face.

It's the worst.

Yeah.

That's the worst.

They won't do shit either.

Most of them.

So what his dad's not teaching him at home, he just learned by some stranger at his school.

Well, he probably cried and said, oh my God, I can't believe this happened to me.

They abused me at school.

Because like, dude, the real talk, these kids are bitches.

well you know why this happened bro because they took the old man next to the barrel off the cracker barrel we need more grandpas and we need the guy back on the cracker barrel sign we need to remove we need to remove fist fighting from an arrestable offense i oh dude i agree i know you did

jesus christ but if we remove if we remove fist fighting

As an arrestable offense, there will be

natural order will be restored amongst men.

Repercussions to your actions.

I'm not the toughest guy in the world.

Now, the minute you have a weapon or it's excessive or

whatever, that's different.

Bring back the rules, bro.

You knock somebody out.

You don't keep going.

All right.

Cool.

I just want to say this.

We all in here are not the toughest guys in the world, but I'd much rather have a fucking little fist fight and solve a fucking difference.

Not only that, what happens afterwards usually?

Let's go have a beer, bro.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

And why?

We respect each other.

That's right.

And that's what we have going on in the country right now.

We're missing that element.

But, Andy, this isn't the 80s and the 90s.

We live in a fucking pussy world now, Andy.

AI is going to run shit.

I'm out of here.

Hey, me and you have to live longer now and guys like us.

So we're running shit still, I guess.

No.

Bro.

So thumbs up for this.

Yeah, I think you should have got it way worse.

Bring back bat throat punching.

Let's go.

Bro, you pushed a grown man.

You punched him and then you pushed him.

Do you not think now I know that man that he pushed is not a big man,

but do you know what kind of restraint he had to have to not do anything back?

That man,

that man would whoop that kid's motherfucking ass.

I don't give a fuck how.

And he's being like, look, he's like, yes, he's trying to be civil.

We've got the crowd behind him.

Sometimes the best thing you can do.

You just push push the weakest puss ass bro you're done bye-bye night night

bro

i love it i love it more or less exactly bro listen when i was in high school all right

so when i was in high school dude when i was a freshman all right we had these two dudes in our high school that were both badass motherfuckers i was a freshman they were juniors or seniors

and like two of the toughest dudes in our school i'll never forget it bro his one of them was his name was Dave Truman and the other one, his name was Chris Colleton.

Okay.

And they got in this fucking fist fight, literally three feet in front of me.

And like, these are the two biggest, toughest dudes in our school.

Fucking blood everywhere.

Like I'm talking a fucking fight.

Our teachers, two of their, our men teachers jumped in and beat their fucking asses.

And after that, bro, you know what?

I didn't talk back to those teachers.

Dude, one of those teachers, it's Tim Rain's dad.

Oh, no shit.

Yeah, Paul Rain.

And Paul Rain's like 75 years old now.

I'm going to tell you what, if he said, shut the fuck up, I'll shut the fuck up.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

dude, that was the things that happened when we were in school.

And like, nobody called the police.

Nobody said, like,

it is what it is.

And you know what?

Those two dudes, they calmed down too.

There was no more of that.

You know what I mean?

No, man.

That's necessary.

You know what the craziest thing is?

That's how we used to handle things.

Yeah.

Fighting with our friends, shit like that, guys talking shit, whatever.

And look, we all lived yeah and we're all actually better men for it that's right well that's the thing man like we're capable of violence we have to just learn how to control that but like that's what these scenarios allow us to do is to learn those fucking those lessons you know what i'm saying and learn if you really care about what you want to say and learn how to defend it or you might you know maybe it's not that important it's a valuable lesson in life supervisor it's super you got to know where the line is yeah you got to know where the line is because dude especially for these kids who are growing up in a society where it's not about hold on what's all this it's not even no it's not it dude these kids are such fucking pussies that no i'm being serious i i lie they're such pussies because they've never been exposed to actual repercussions of any sort of violence that they automatically go to weapons and guns and shit like this so like dude that kid right there if he acts like that in out in the world with somebody close to his age like back in our day we we we the worst thing we thought would be all right we're gonna fucking throw down

but now, dude, like you don't know, they'll just shoot him, yeah, right, you know, yeah, man.

Well, guys, uh, we got thumbs up on this, I said, thumbs up, yeah, 100%, two thumbs up, yeah, I agree, two, yeah, 100, man.

Well, guys,

Andy, Adam, hey, thanks for having me, man.

This is awesome, yeah, bro.

Thanks for coming in, dude.

You have to come back, man.

That was fun.

All right, guys, that's the show.

Don't be a hoe.

Show the show.

We're from sleeping on the floor.

Now, my druid box froze.

Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in the cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case cloak, close.