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Speaker 0 Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Speaker 1 Now my jury box froze. Fuck up both, fuck up stove, counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole. Got a own bank rope.
Can't fold, just a no. Headshot, case cloak, close, close.

Speaker 1 What is up, guys? It's Andy Prisselin. This is the show for the realists.
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Speaker 1 Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do.
That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet.
And we're just gonna get right into it, man.

Speaker 1 What the fuck's going on? Hey, how's it going, buddy? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Don't be a hoe.
Share the show. All right.
Yeah. Hey, what are you doing over there?

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 making sure the volume's off so I don't interrupt the show. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's about it. That's good.
Yeah, I had to readjust my chair too. Shit was a little weird.
What is that?

Speaker 1 Like your fourth or fifth chair? You know, so I actually learned something today. What?

Speaker 1 I learned.

Speaker 1 Joe fucks up the chairs.

Speaker 1 Then he switches my good chair out.

Speaker 1 How did you discover this?

Speaker 1 Well, bro, you know, I'm an Intel guy, right? I know, but like what I'm saying, that sounds like a pretty heavy accusation. No, I seen him do it.
Is that true, Joe?

Speaker 1 Oh, this fucking chair is somebody's fucking this chair. Is that true, Joe? Ice cream, Joe? Is that true? Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 1 Is that true, JoJo?

Speaker 1 All right. Those are some serious accusations.
He's dragged the chair out. I'm going to have to see the evidence.

Speaker 1 But who broke broke the fucking chair?

Speaker 1 DJ

Speaker 1 Lucas packing grease on it. All right.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is a good one. This is a good one.
Is that why you started working out? What, the chairs? You're breaking chairs? No.

Speaker 1 The bill for the chairs getting too much?

Speaker 1 Costing more than your mortgage.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. All right.
You look good, though. Thanks, bro.
Yeah, we're getting there. Yeah, you still working hard? Still grinding, man.
Forgot today?

Speaker 1 Not yet, no, because I have the other shit to take care of. I I thought you worked out at 8.30 in the morning.
Well, typically, but I had the other stuff to, you know. That wasn't even real stuff.

Speaker 1 It wasn't, but I mean, I took it seriously. Yeah.
You know? All right.

Speaker 1 Anyway. Yeah.
Well, greetings. Yeah.
Hello, children.

Speaker 1 Well, today's a special day. The day you guys are listening to this, it's 314 day,

Speaker 1 which is a big day for us here in St. Louis.

Speaker 1 314 is our area code, right? So, like, you know. It's all we got.
It's all we got, you know,

Speaker 1 from the Louis and we're proud. And I got something, you know, in commemoration of this sacred day.

Speaker 1 You know what? I appreciated your story last night, Joe. The story about the water tower down there on Grand.
That's a beautiful piece of architecture.

Speaker 1 Remember, like, think about if our whole city looked like that still.

Speaker 1 It'd be one of the best cities in the fucking world. Well, we got a lot of cool-ass buildings.
Bro, I'm abandoned and shit. Listen, no one loves this city more than me, bro.
I love it.

Speaker 1 It's a great place. If I didn't love it so much, I wouldn't be here.
I wouldn't build my companies here. I fucking love it.
That's real.

Speaker 1 But I just wish that we could get it revived some, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 You guys need to buy a little more protein so I can fucking fix this shit up.

Speaker 1 But no, dude, you know, so I found this. I thought this was interesting.
You know, we like winning, right?

Speaker 1 And St. Louis is back on the winning table.

Speaker 1 2024 homicide rankings. St.
Louis leads nation yet again. Hell yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 We were down for a minute. I know.
We were like third. Yeah.
And we're back to number one. Number one, baby.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fucking winners. Hey, man.
If we're going to do something, we do it all the way.

Speaker 1 That should be our slogan.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Per capita.
We're back at it. Hey.
Now, Chicago is a good one.

Speaker 1 Per capita is made up. That's not even a real thing.
It's not a real thing. That's a white person talking point.
It's a privilege point. Listen, I get it, guys.
But no, yeah, per capita. We got it.

Speaker 1 52.9 earners per capita. Yeah, that's the highest one.
Holy shit. That's way higher than everybody else.
Way higher. Yeah, per capita, dude.
It's awesome. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Chicago's a 20.

Speaker 1 We're double Chicago, right? Chicago ain't got shit on us, dude. You guys, come on, man.
You guys calm down out there. Step your game up.
What's going on? No, I say step your game up, Chicago.

Speaker 1 No, because it'll be me or you. Just be the karma for talking shit.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying. Well, statistically, it'd be me.
Dude, that's what I've been trying. Yeah.
This is what I've been trying to say.

Speaker 1 This is what I've been trying to say, man. I want to go downtown.

Speaker 1 I want to hang out, but we can't because you get fucking killed bro i tell people when they come here like they stay down to four seasons

Speaker 1 and i say hey man

Speaker 1 don't go outside at night yeah and they're like oh dude i can handle myself anywhere i'm like you don't understand

Speaker 1 you don't understand what i'm telling you this is not South Central Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 This is fucking Beirut. Okay.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 don't. Yeah.
Like, dude, I have to get in these arguments with these people that come in and they're like, dude, I'm fucking fine. I fucking served in the military.

Speaker 1 Well, did they teach you how to stop bullets with your fucking hands? Yeah, right, right. You know,

Speaker 1 you're the fucking matrix.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know what to tell you, bro. Like, they don't listen to me.
And then one of the dudes came in. He was staying over at fucking the chase and he's like, dude, you never believe what I saw.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, what'd you see? He's like, I saw a dude get shot.

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 I told you. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it is. Don't go outside down there at nighttime.
It's not safe. It's not safe.
No, it's not. It's not.
And I mean, there's places.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, granted, every city has placed

Speaker 1 places. Yes, agree.
Sure. But the north side of St.
Louis, you don't go. Period, dude.
At any time, really. Yeah, honestly.
Don't go there.

Speaker 1 But yeah, man, I thought, you know, I thought this was winning. Now, I mean, like again.

Speaker 1 You know what, dude? It's sad. It shouldn't be that way.
It is.

Speaker 1 And this is why I get so passionate about. all of this stuff that we talk about all the time, guys.

Speaker 1 You know, when I talk about the black communities and a lot of people are like, why do you care so much about that? Because I'm from fucking St. Louis, bro.

Speaker 1 And I see the way the community's been robbed and pillaged and the crimes have not been prosecuted, which creates more crime and more danger. I've seen the money get stolen.
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 I've seen it right here. And dude, you lived in it.
Lived in it. You know, and so like,

Speaker 1 you know, people don't understand. Like, dude, this isn't fucking Philadelphia.
It's not fucking New York. It's way fucking worse.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm not trying to talk shit on the city.

Speaker 1 These are statistics, man. These are real things.
Well, I mean, I love this fucking city. Yeah.
But like, dude, it should, that shit shouldn't be happening here. No.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, like, I mean, like, again, like, you know,

Speaker 1 we're trying to make light of the situation, but I mean, the, the deeper underlying tone. Well, of course, we're going to fucking joke about everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but the, but the underlying tone here, bro, like, I mean, like, that means, like, there's victims. Like, there's, these are people.
Bro.

Speaker 1 And, like, when you look at, well, who are the people that are doing it? Who are the people that are, you know, that are the victims of these crimes, bro? Like, I mean, nobody wants to address it.

Speaker 1 And like to this point, I know we just brought, we had this topic, I think, a couple of episodes ago.

Speaker 1 But that, that fucking teen that was running that track meet, right, that hit that lady.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 it came out that she did get charged with assault.

Speaker 1 But look at the accountability behind it. Local NAACP issues an outrageous defense of attacker.
Why?

Speaker 1 Why are we... Didn't I say this? You said it correctly then.
Didn't we talk? We did talk about that. That's what I'm saying.
Because didn't I, I asked you.

Speaker 1 What's the accountability issue? We talked about that. No, I said that.
I said, look at the difference between different cultures. And I did that, right?

Speaker 1 Okay. If you missed the show, I asked a very honest question.
What is the difference? Why is it that in white culture, like, dude.

Speaker 1 You know, if I have someone I'm related to or someone I know or someone I'm friends with and they do dumbass shit, I'm going to be the first one to be like, well, shouldn't have fucking done that, dumbass.

Speaker 1 Enjoy your bologna sandwich. But when these things happen in the black communities, everybody's like, I didn't see nothing.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, what are you, you're picking on this guy who just, he, he doesn't know because he, you know, you're like, dude, we make up all these excuses. Sympathy.

Speaker 1 And dude, it's, it, listen, criminals are fucking criminals, man. It doesn't matter what color they are.
It doesn't matter what race they are. And we can't continue to make excuses for criminals.

Speaker 1 It doesn't,

Speaker 1 for any criminals.

Speaker 1 And I don't understand what that culture is. I just don't understand it.
Like, why would you want to defend people who are doing bad things

Speaker 1 from accountability who are statistically likely to do more bad things because they didn't face accountability the first time?

Speaker 1 It's wild, bro. I mean, here's part of the release they just put out from the NAACP chapter.

Speaker 1 And then down at the bottom says, Aaliyah,

Speaker 1 the attacker. They say, quote, Aaliyah is not an attacker.

Speaker 1 What would you call that? Yeah, right, right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What do they call it? Yeah, they said, and media headlines continuing. Media headlines that allude towards that in any way is shameful.

Speaker 1 We understand the sensitivity of the circumstances for both athletes and their families involved, but this narrative must not go

Speaker 1 unaddressed. Aaliyah is an honor student, star athlete, historic IC NORCOM High School.

Speaker 1 From all accounts, she's an exceptional young leader and scholar whose athletic talent has been well documented and recognized across our state.

Speaker 1 Okay, so if she's not an attacker, what is she? Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Right. I would have loved to see the NAA.

Speaker 1 Why would they defend this? That's what I'm saying. Dude, this is how they lose all credibility.
It's sickening. Listen, dude, you want to know why people don't take a lot of this shit serious?

Speaker 1 You want to know why more people aren't invested in fixing the black communities that don't live there? You know why? Shit like this. Yes, because you can't do it.

Speaker 1 You try to say, hey, get that motherfucker charged or punished or held accountable. And the community doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 And then they want to blame like people that look like me for causing the fucking problem. And that's just not true.
No.

Speaker 1 No, I would have loved to see the NAACP statement had that been, you know, a white girl that hit her. You know what I'm saying? Like, like

Speaker 1 if that was a white girl that did that, we all know what would be going on. There'd be riots.
There'd be riots. It'd be all stirred up.
It'd be looting at Nikes.

Speaker 1 I mean, foot lockers. I mean, maybe not to this point.
I think everybody started to realize that we are pitted against each other, but there certainly would have been been a crowd of people.

Speaker 1 It would have been an attempt that were like, yes, it would have tried to push that. For sure.
For sure. You know, but like, you know,

Speaker 1 it's stupid, man. It's stupid.
I just thought that was a nice little follow-up. You know, it is, it is, uh, it's, it's stupid, you know.
By the way, this is not a temperature map.

Speaker 1 Is that the crime map?

Speaker 1 Looks like the fucking Mojave Desert, bro. Well,

Speaker 1 I got no comment on that. Yeah, man.
It is what it is, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
Dude, you know what, dude?

Speaker 1 That's like what we're missing in this town, though. Like, if you go to other cities, like, if you go to Boston, people say whatever they want about Boston.
Now, they do have a batshit crazy mayor.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But you go there, you feel safe.
No point in time. Okay.
For real. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You go to downtown Nashville, you feel safe.

Speaker 1 You, you go to downtown Austin or Dallas. You feel safe.
Like you can do things. There's things to do.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, here you can't do shit because the city is like you're afraid you're going to get fucking carjacked everywhere you fucking go once you enter the city limits, dude.

Speaker 1 And it's not the police that aren't enforcing the laws.

Speaker 1 It's that they aren't allowed to enforce the laws because when they do, the people don't get prosecuted and they get let out and they create more crime.

Speaker 1 It's, dude, it's, it's, it's sad, dude, because this is a beautiful city. Yeah.
Filled with amazing people. Good people, man.
Good people. Yeah.
Well, guys,

Speaker 1 Andy, let's do some cruising.

Speaker 1 I would love to see St. Louis just go hard as fuck

Speaker 1 cleaning up the criminal element here. I mean, like, and I think, I don't think I'm alone in saying that.
Yeah. I think people are tired of not having any social,

Speaker 1 like any social

Speaker 1 outlets at all.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, and that actually may be on the horizon because there's some stuff right now with the St. Louis City Police.

Speaker 1 So with the state coming back in, taking control of the city police department, which will open them up to immediately send charges to the state, also. So, is that real? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 We've done it a few times. Like, it's been back and forth.
Well, I mean, dude, look, we need drastic action

Speaker 1 in this city. Like, this

Speaker 1 is unacceptable. It's not what we want for the amount of taxes that we pay in this town.
And then in the city, you pay another one, full 1%

Speaker 1 for what?

Speaker 1 I don't see it. I don't see it, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, let's get into some cruising, dude.

Speaker 1 Let's check these guys, these headlines out. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfosella.com.
You guys can find them linked there.

Speaker 1 Or you can just, you know, come on the YouTube and watch us here and stare at our handsome faces.

Speaker 1 Either way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Either one word. It's crazy how many people,

Speaker 1 it's real.

Speaker 1 It's actually kind of crazy how many people still only listen to audio and don't watch the youtube don't want to see especially with the amount of production that we offer on the show probably i don't want to see a black man that's probably what it is i mean that's racism yeah i mean when it's not let's let's march

Speaker 1 i'm going straight to footlagger bro

Speaker 1 hey man

Speaker 1 look all i'm saying is is that you know

Speaker 1 i appreciate all you guys on audio it's like Fucking a hundred times more people, but you know, you should check it out on YouTube. Yeah, we look good.

Speaker 1 We look real good today.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got to bring this up.

Speaker 1 I don't even know. I almost forgot this, bro.
So, you know, I've been getting a lot of pressure

Speaker 1 from our real ass fans.

Speaker 1 And, you know, you've equalized the pressure as well.

Speaker 1 Days of Thunder.

Speaker 1 I saw that you were going to watch it last night. I watched it.
Oh, you watched all of it? I watched it last night. What happened? I'm about to piss a lot of people off.
What? Terrible movie.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? It's fucking trash. How? Bro,

Speaker 1 the the plot, the fucking, I mean, it was honestly

Speaker 1 probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. You didn't watch it then? I fell asleep.
Like, okay, so I didn't watch it. 15 minutes, bro.
It was so bad. You didn't watch it.

Speaker 1 What happened in the movie?

Speaker 1 So, Tom Cruise rides in on the motorcycle. Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
He borrows the other guy, his competitors, fucking Carter, fucking do a lap. Harry, you know, they're bickering.

Speaker 1 They finally fix their relationship and all that's great.

Speaker 1 Starts winning some races because he listens to Harry's advice. Tom Cruise doesn't know shit about cars, but knows how to drive them.
Like, I get it. Motherfucker, you read that on Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, I watched the movie last night, Andy. No, you didn't.
It's honestly. There's no way you could watch Days of Thunder and be like, oh, it's one of the worst movies in the world.

Speaker 1 The plot by itself is worth it.

Speaker 1 You're fucking retarded then. Well, I mean, I think the people who watch it might be.
Oh, okay. So it's everybody else.
It's everybody else's fault. I'm just being real, bro.

Speaker 1 It sounds like the people that blame the crime on everybody. I'm just saying, listen.
Everybody else. I can understand

Speaker 1 culturally why that's important a movie for you guys

Speaker 1 why is that huh why no i'm like the nascar the thing you know like that's i get it i get why that's culturally significant for you are you are you upset that you don't have your own car bubble wallace no we do we have our own like tv car thing it's called cop cops

Speaker 1 yeah you know we have

Speaker 1 a tv show you're gonna watch the movie with me okay yeah all right all right what happened with the sugar packets Yeah, he was showing her, like, you know, he was laying down with the doctor who had to clear him.

Speaker 1 So after she was. So who told you this story yesterday? Nope, bro.
I watched the movie, Andy. I watched it.
I gave it a good hard try.

Speaker 1 What happens? What car does he finally end up racing?

Speaker 1 In the end. I think I fell asleep at that point.
Okay. Yeah, I was asleep.
What was his first car?

Speaker 1 But, like, when they had to go do dinner with the NASCAR president dude or whatever, and, like, they fucking rented some cars and, you know, beat him up and shit.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, you just went to YouTube and watched the highlights. I watched it, Andy.
That is is a good scene

Speaker 1 yeah like that was a cool scene like that was cool what was the bad scenes the rest of it i mean

Speaker 1 being real bro it like the highway patrol when they get pulled over like that was funny you know and there was a stripper cop right that harry planted like that cool i get it you know but like dude it was the flow the fucking like cinema cinematography it was it was trash bro That movie's from like 85.

Speaker 1 I could tell. Yeah.
Well, that's what shit looked like in 85. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It reminded me of like Top Gun for NASCAR. That's exactly what it is.
Okay. Yeah.
Top Gun's one of the greatest movies ever. Undeniable.
Oh, okay. So it reminds you of Top Gun for NASCAR,

Speaker 1 but it's shitty and Top Gun is good. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
Top Gun's a great fucking movie. One, two.
Guys, I'm having auditions for a new co-host, one that has a higher IQ than fucking 75.

Speaker 1 We tested mine. Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 You tested yours. It wasn't verified.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Testing it yourself and telling people, I don't know if if that counts.
Well, I got a certificate. Oh, you did?

Speaker 1 Did you make that up on your computer? Nope. It was like $15.99.

Speaker 1 Or the extra. Or the extra, man.
I'm just saying, you know, like I said, don't shoot the messenger.

Speaker 1 DJ's rotten tomatoes. Nah.

Speaker 1 I don't believe it. Yeah.
Well, let's get into this cruise, man. Was there any black people in that movie?

Speaker 1 At all? Ooh, I don't think so. Yeah.
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 That's probably why you're mad.

Speaker 1 I just didn't feel the cultural significance. Yeah.
You know?

Speaker 1 I mean, NASCAR is cool. You know? Just, you know.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was all right. I don't think he watched it.
Well, like, dude, like, he built that car in, like, fucking 30 seconds. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was like the plot lines.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 They sped that part up in the movie. Yeah, but like, he didn't change his clothes.

Speaker 1 He wears the same clothes the whole movie.

Speaker 1 No, he goes up to the car. It's like the fucking metal thing.
He's like, oh, I'm going to do this so good for you. I'm going to

Speaker 1 fucking, you know, widen the gas tank, give you an extra gallon of gas. Like, bro, I watched it.
I watched the movie. That's not what he said.

Speaker 1 He said, I'm going to give you a longer fuel line so I can hold an extra gas. He's a wider fuel line so you can hold an extra gallon of gas.
All right, maybe you watched something. I watched it, dude.

Speaker 1 I watched it. What do you think? It's fucking terrible.

Speaker 1 Did he watch it? I watched it, bro.

Speaker 1 I watched it. Terrible movie.
Okay. Yeah.
Sorry. Well, let's get into our headphones.
Well, sorry it wasn't fucking Pokemon or whatever the fuck you grew up on. It's okay.

Speaker 1 Listen, that's okay. I watched.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Bridgerton. I watched, listen, I thought about it.
I was thinking about this last night. You say Bridgerton is better than Days of Thunder.
It's a TV show. So, I mean, you can't really.

Speaker 1 But you would rather watch that.

Speaker 1 You know how I know you're fucking gay?

Speaker 1 Well, I had this idea too, bro. So I was like, while I was watching this movie, I'm like, I see what Andy's doing here.
Like, you know,

Speaker 1 and I do appreciate we're trying to

Speaker 1 do like a cultural exchange thing here. You know what I'm saying? I watch Days of Thunder.
So I got something. I ordered it last night when I was watching the movie.
I probably already seen it.

Speaker 1 It's the entire Roots collection. Yeah.
You're going to Kinte? Yeah, you've seen

Speaker 1 one through seven though? I've seen the whole thing. Okay, well, we're going to watch it again.
Okay. And like, you know, so you can, you know.

Speaker 1 Okay. You didn't watch Roots, bro.
You watch everybody's. Listen, white people are forced to watch Roots at fucking school.

Speaker 1 That's a fucking fact. They make you sit there and fucking watch it.
I had to do it too. No.
They fucking roll the TV in. They're like, oh, we're going to show a movie today.
It's going to be great.

Speaker 1 And they're like,

Speaker 1 they're like, what is it? You're like, roots. I'm like, fuck.

Speaker 1 It's every year, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Only during, you know, black.

Speaker 1 That's how they start that white guilt. That's what it is, bro.
That's what it is, man. All right.

Speaker 1 I get it. I get it, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Yeah.
Well, let's do some cruising, guys. Let's get to it.
We got our first. For clarification, huh?

Speaker 1 days of thunder is is better than bridgerton

Speaker 1 i think you know that's the beautiful thing about cinema is that like you know everybody's it's like art you know you what you get out of it yeah it's like sexual orientation

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying i get it it's what you like it's all right it's what you like man yeah it's what you like well

Speaker 1 I do like these headlines I got for you. Okay.
All right. Let's get into them.
Let's get into our first set of headlines, guys. Headline number one.
So this is a big thing going on.

Speaker 1 This just happened right before we started recording here. Everybody's wild up about it and talking about it.
Headline number one reads,

Speaker 1 thousands of fired federal workers must be rehired immediately. Judge rules.

Speaker 1 So, you know, we know Trump fired, you know, tens of thousands of people. A lot of those people were probationary employees who were fired.
And U.S. District Judge William Alsop

Speaker 1 described the mass firings as a quote-unquote sham strategy by the government's Central Human Resources Office to sidestep legal requirements for reducing the federal workforce.

Speaker 1 So this guy right here, this is the judge. This is the honorable judge William ass hat.
I mean,

Speaker 1 whatever. He also wrote a book, The Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald.
I thought that was interesting. But anyway, who is this guy? So Alsup, he's a San Francisco-based appointee of President Bill Clinton.

Speaker 1 He ordered Defense, Treasury, Energy, Interior, Agriculture, and Veteran Affairs Departments to immediately offer all fired probationary employees their jobs back.

Speaker 1 The Office of Personnel Management, the judge said, had made an unlawful decision to terminate them.

Speaker 1 And even if it is upheld on appeal, it does not guarantee that all workers will be able to get their jobs back permanently.

Speaker 1 Alsop made it clear that agencies still have the authority to implement reductions in force as long as they follow the proper procedures in doing so.

Speaker 1 Article continues saying federal agencies are currently. That's weird, man.

Speaker 1 So did they follow the

Speaker 1 proper procedures when they fired everybody for not taking the COVID shot? Right.

Speaker 1 What about, what about, you know, what about, what about all these businesses that you

Speaker 1 tried to charge $700,000 per employee that wouldn't take the shot? Is that the proper procedure in this country?

Speaker 1 It's a great point. It's a great point.
You know, and

Speaker 1 dude, it's so weird, too, right? Because our government, at the basis of it, is supposed to have checks and balances, but the president oversees the executive branch.

Speaker 1 A lot of these things were under his authority.

Speaker 1 Fuck. I mean, like, we're saving how much money?

Speaker 1 Because the truth of the matter is, bro, I know everybody likes to get personal about, you know, fucking federal employees, but like, let's be real, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, the shit, we have all of these fucking excessive numbers. How efficient is our government?

Speaker 1 You know, like all these irs people we still don't have get our taxes returned on time you know what i'm saying like like there's so much inefficiency that obviously the drastic number of these people like they're not doing to begin with get them out of there there's you don't get a right to have a government job i'm sorry like it doesn't it doesn't make sense so i mean this is an interesting thing like

Speaker 1 i mean yeah this is common sense i mean i'm not saying anything because i'm like yeah yeah

Speaker 1 well here's the thing too like they have to offer their jobs back I don't know how many of these people are actually going to want to go back anyway, to be real. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, bro, they fucking hate the administration. They hate Trump.
So, like, why would they even want to go back? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Now, I think that also opens up some other issues, though, because those same people, these are the reasons why we were having so many cultural problems in our government. It was these fucking people.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Bringing the fucking trans books in the fucking offices and the pride flags in the offices. And like, these were those people.
I'm aware. You know, so it's like, fuck, like, good writtens, man.

Speaker 1 Trump doesn't have to do any of the shit this guy says. I don't think he should.
He doesn't need to. If the Supreme Court says that, then that's a different thing, but he'll probably ignore it.

Speaker 1 He should. And

Speaker 1 yeah, I think everybody that doesn't have a government job or his household isn't supported by a government job understands

Speaker 1 how

Speaker 1 much

Speaker 1 bloating and,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 waste there is in the government. I mean, all we have to do is go to a government office where there's 16 people to do one job and they all sit in their fucking asses and let you

Speaker 1 sit there for as long as they deem necessary to make sure that you know that they're in charge and not you. They're all rude.
They all treat you like shit. And you know what?

Speaker 1 I don't think people would fucking,

Speaker 1 you know, if you, if, if we walked in to a government center or, you know, a DMV or any of these places and it was quick and easy and the people were nice I There wouldn't be as much of an uproar about this right so in my opinion these people who are You know at you know at the end of the acts on these things you guys brought it on yourselves by thinking that you deserve and are entitled to that job and that there was no accountability that was ever gonna come your way because the reality is is if they follow procedure like Judge Alsup is trying to tell them they need to, it makes it almost impossible to actually fire anybody.

Speaker 1 And anybody who's worked in a government job will tell you this: it's almost impossible to fire people

Speaker 1 for anything.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 that creates a situation where the employees know that they don't have to do their jobs and they don't have to service the customers and they don't have to take care of people, even though those people are paying their fucking salaries.

Speaker 1 How many times have all of us been into a government-run

Speaker 1 center, whether it be a courthouse or a license bureau or somewhere, get permits. And we get treated like total fucking shit.

Speaker 1 How many of you listening? No. Okay.
Now, if that were the opposite, and we went in there every single time and everybody was on it. And dude, you know what?

Speaker 1 If everybody was on it, they wouldn't need the people anyway. Right.
Right. So the only reason they have all these extra people is because

Speaker 1 the inability to remove people that don't do their job and what they continue to do is hire more and more and more and more.

Speaker 1 You know, it becomes a game of, you know, we need to hire a person to do that versus I need to do that. And so you end up with a whole bunch of people that have jobs and salaries that do nothing

Speaker 1 collecting our tax dollars and then also not doing the jobs that we need them for. So it becomes a cycle.

Speaker 1 They don't want to do their jobs, so they hire more people to do the job. The more people that they hire to do the job, the more money it costs us.

Speaker 1 those people finally figure out that they don't have to do their job later. They hire more people, costs us more, and that's where the bloating has come from.
It's come from that.

Speaker 1 Now, if we had a great experience with all these things, bro, people wouldn't be as,

Speaker 1 you know, as fired up about cutting this as they are now.

Speaker 1 You know, like, but I can't tell you,

Speaker 1 I can tell you

Speaker 1 two times I've had decent experiences with government paid employees in terms of licensing, permits, you know, and those kind of things. One was when we went and took my driver's test.

Speaker 1 That guy was fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 And then I met, I had another lady like the last time I got my driver's license renewed, not this time, but the last time, which was six years ago or whatever, I remembered a lady because she was nice.

Speaker 1 And it stuck out so much that I still remember her that long ago, which was almost 10 years ago. Because I was like, wow, I can't believe how easy this is.

Speaker 1 It's because it was such an anomaly of what my experiences had been. And I think a lot of people share that.
And so it's like, dude, what the fuck are we paying you for? Yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 1 The last thing I want to do is walk into a government building and listen to some fucking turd who doesn't know how to do anything except collect a fucking free ride for my tax dollars, tell me why I can't do what the fuck I want to do with my own money, my own property.

Speaker 1 I don't want that. While I'm having to give them more of my fucking money.
It's bullshit. Yeah, right.
It's crazy, man. It's crazy.
Yeah. So, I mean, so you got that going on.
We'll see.

Speaker 1 We'll keep updated on what Trump's response is on that. We haven't gotten one just yet.
So we'll see.

Speaker 1 Other things that are going on, though. A Trump hater sets himself ablaze while torching Tesla charger station in South Carolina.

Speaker 1 I call that instant karma.

Speaker 1 A masked man vandalized a Tesla charging station and attempted to burn it down using Molotov cocktails in North Charleston, South Carolina, ultimately setting himself on fire in the process.

Speaker 1 Maniac sprayed painted long live Ukraine next week. Vulgar message aimed at President Trump at the scene.
Yeah, I call that instant karma. Instant.
Did he live? I don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't have those answers yet.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it was a weird incident that happened at near a pizza reef. Long live Ukraine? Okay, we'll sit him there.
They need people to fight that war. Yeah, well, I mean, he's burned up now.
So

Speaker 1 we'll see. But, you know, so you got that, that stuff's still been going on.

Speaker 1 Trump's saying that his response has been he's planning to label these attacks on these CESA locations as domestic terrorism.

Speaker 1 Because, again, I mean, who are these people? I'd imagine they're the same people that tried to burn half the fucking country down a few years ago. Yeah, we're, yeah,

Speaker 1 of course it is. They're the same people.
These are paid leftist protesters. Agitators.
They're not protesters. They're agitators.
They're activists. Yeah.
That's right.

Speaker 1 And they're paid by NGOs, which come from your tax dollars. You know, so hopefully that goes through.
At a recent White House event, President. I don't think people understand this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Your tax dollars go to NGOs. The NGOs then pay these agitators to go destroy property in your city, in your town, in your community.
In the name of activism. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you're paying, you paid for all of destruction during BLM. You've paid for all of the destruction and all of these protests that we're all like, what the fuck is going on? Why are what?

Speaker 1 We're in America, man. Fuck Ukraine.
like fuck all these other countries we have homeless people we have our own problems we like

Speaker 1 most people feel that way and then we have this group of people that's paid that runs up and down and destroys everything like these people should be terrorists and they should they should be dealt with as terrorists 100 man um yeah at a recent meeting uh president trump declared that he would label violence at test locations such as dealerships and charging stations as domestic terrorism following escalated violence against the company and its CEO, Elon Musk.

Speaker 1 But it

Speaker 1 wasn't just the test locations that are getting it. Today, there was also a protest in New York City.

Speaker 1 Chaos as protesters stormed Trump Tower demanding release of Columbia grad student Mahmoud Khalil,

Speaker 1 who is in the process of being deported right now because he's not supposed to fucking be here anyway.

Speaker 1 Well, he was on a green card. Right.
And he broke the law. Broke the law.
When you are on a green card,

Speaker 1 it's pretty much understood that you have to mine your P's and Q's until you get permanent residency. Which you didn't have.
Yeah. So, I mean, like, who's the fucking idiot? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I think it's funny how this started out, right? So, I mean, this is how that protest started.

Speaker 1 Hold on, stop.

Speaker 1 What is the commonality between those fucking people there?

Speaker 1 NASCAR.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And mayonnaise

Speaker 1 every one among those ate extra mayonnaise

Speaker 1 and corn all white people but all all

Speaker 1 all white people doing it and all

Speaker 1 privileged fucking white people doing it yeah bro i mean it's columbia columbia the

Speaker 1 you know what i'm saying like yeah you know what i'm saying it's crazy um but yeah i mean this is how it started

Speaker 1 And when I say privilege, I mean upper middle class white people. Privilege, privilege.
Yeah, people who have never dealt with fucking crime or hardship or anything.

Speaker 1 They don't understand what's actually going on. And if it came to their front door, they would have a fucking breakdown.

Speaker 1 But they're more than happy to go out and fucking protest all this shit that they don't even know anything about so they can feel valuable and virtuous and show their little brunch ladies how I'm an, I, you know what?

Speaker 1 I went and stood for this. You don't know what the fuck you're standing for.

Speaker 1 And by the way, all the shit you're standing for, you're going to create a scenario where your husbands and your fucking sons and your brothers and your cousins are going to go have to fight a fucking war because you're too stupid to understand what the fuck you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Well, one piece, I don't understand. I mean, they're protesting this Columbia guy.
I would assume a lot of these students are probably, you know, Columbia. Why are you guys not in fucking class?

Speaker 1 Like, aren't you supposed to be learning? They don't have to go to class anymore, bro. Ivy League schools aren't what they used to be.

Speaker 1 Ivy League schools are operating off the brand that they used to have.

Speaker 1 They don't, they don't, for for fucking two decades, bro, they've been running off DI, D, DEI programming. They've been allowing people in who are not qualified to be in based on their race.

Speaker 1 They have not been serving the best education. It's become indoctrination camps.

Speaker 1 This part of the communist insurgency, they attack the universities first, specifically the ones that are held in the highest regard because they have the best reputation.

Speaker 1 So if you can get the Harvard and you can get the Columbia and you can get the Yale and you can get the Brown, now it looks like to everybody else that fuck dude, these are the smartest people and listen to what they're saying.

Speaker 1 And it flows down through culture there. Well, then those same people go into our government and they get fucking off.
100%.

Speaker 1 But the main reason, it's like influencer marketing. You want to go to the influencers with the most influence.
So who has the most influence in terms of being smart, quote unquote, in society?

Speaker 1 Well, if your fucking boy rips out a Harvard degree, you're going to automatically think what? Oh, shit, man. He's a pretty fucking smart dude.
He's smart.

Speaker 1 Columbia degree, Yale, Brown, all these things.

Speaker 1 They were very smart and calculated that they attacked those places first because they understand that the smaller places, the state colleges, and the other private universities, and all they're all going to say, well, fuck Harvard's doing it.

Speaker 1 So we got to do it.

Speaker 1 And then it flows down. All right.
So make no mistake. This is a targeted cultural influence move that the communists have done and implemented over the last, you know, 30 years.

Speaker 1 Like, if you get a degree from today from Harvard, it done me shit.

Speaker 1 Like, in fact, if someone showed up at my companies with a degree from Harvard, I'd be like, no.

Speaker 1 Zero chance. Right.
Listen to your fucking ass lecture me about what the fuck you don't even know.

Speaker 1 Well, the truth of the matter is. That's the worst part about it.

Speaker 1 The worst part about it is these people believe that they're smarter than everybody because they have a Harvard degree or a fucking Columbia degree or a Brown. You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 It don't mean shit. It doesn't mean shit.
The truth is they haven't even let in the smartest people. Bro, have you ever seen that video? There's a video on the internet of a guy who had a 4.5 GPA.

Speaker 1 He's a college kid. He's going to college.
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 I wish we could find that video. He didn't get in.
No.

Speaker 1 He makes a reaction video. He had a 4.5 GPA.
He was valedictorian of his high school class. And he's applied to all these colleges, Harvard, Brown.

Speaker 1 I mean, he had no, and he had like crazy SAT score, all the shit. Bro, he didn't get into anywhere.
Yeah, right. Okay.
So those people are no longer our best and brightest. They are at the

Speaker 1 they are manipulated into believing they are because of the previous prestige that these brands, quote unquote, universities have.

Speaker 1 And so now you have a bunch of fucking dumbasses running around talking about, thinking about how smart they are.

Speaker 1 That's why they have no problem voicing their quote-unquote intelligence on everybody that'll listen when everybody else just rolls their eyes like, bro, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, right.
Right.

Speaker 1 Well, the truth is they're probably getting extra credit for this protest. Well, I hope they got extra credit for their fucking jail.
Right.

Speaker 1 It is crazy. So this is how it started.
This is how it started. And this is how it ended.

Speaker 1 They're getting loaded up onto a fucking prison bus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they're all going to act like they're victims.

Speaker 1 Oh, there's no doubt about that. Look at this guy.

Speaker 1 Not in our name. Bro, how many wieners have been in that guy's mouth? All of them.
Except for mine and yours. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Madatsa, though, has been in the mouth. I mean, if that's a wiener mouth, that's a wiener mouth if I ever seen one, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 He's hanging out. Look at it.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 You want him again? Yeah, he's hanging out with the BBCs. Look at that thing.
Come on now. Yeah.
He loves your people. That's probably the happiest he's ever been.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's about to go.

Speaker 1 He's practicing.

Speaker 1 He's excited to go where he's about to go, bro. Look at this guy, dude.
Shit, man. Well, don't assume that's a good idea.
We can't assume he's a guy. I can smell the soy through fucking TV.

Speaker 1 Look at his pants. I know.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's probably thrifted. He's probably got a fucking PhD from fucking Harvard, too.

Speaker 1 Of gender studies.

Speaker 1 These people really think they're doing something. They do, bro.
They do. They do.
But, I mean, they can't do a lot well because apparently

Speaker 1 they can't do a lot well. I mean, they're setting themselves on fucking fire.
So there's that. Look, dude.

Speaker 1 Let's move on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got nothing else to say. Like, like, dude, the.

Speaker 1 What I said is what I said. You know, if you got a degree from one of these schools in the last fucking 10 years at least, it's just, it's an indoctrination degree.
It just is.

Speaker 1 You know, now I'm sure there's going to be some people that come out of there just like there's people that come out of everywhere that do good things, but they certainly aren't the place that they used to be.

Speaker 1 There's not anybody who pretends like it is is insane. Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Speaker 1 That being said, let's go cruise some of the comments. Yeah, got a good one for you to start with.

Speaker 1 I think you'd be happy about this. Okay, maybe.
We'll see. What do you think? We'll see.

Speaker 1 This first comment comes from

Speaker 1 Jeff CS5VQ.

Speaker 1 I don't know how people make their names on YouTube.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's like an auto-assigned thing, but here it is. He says, Andy,

Speaker 1 people are afraid of Obama for whatever reason. I don't know why.
Bro, have you seen the size of his wife? That's a fucking good point.

Speaker 1 That's a fair point. She's big.
She's big. She's 6'1, fucking 220.

Speaker 1 I say 230 at least. Big back.
I mean, she's big. She's about to run the power eye.
Bro, she looks like she can do some fucking shrugs.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 She could out-shrug me, bro. Fucking wing T formation.
Have you ever seen her back?

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's got some nice slats.

Speaker 1 Or they have some nice slats.

Speaker 1 We got some more Obama coming up here shortly. Yeah, good.

Speaker 1 But yeah,

Speaker 1 I mean, this is a fair point. It's a fair point.
Yeah, Michelle Obama might kick your ass. He might.
Yeah. I bet she kicks Brock's ass.
I bet he does. I bet she does, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you listen? Yes. Andy, yes.
Listen. Yes.
I just, I don't know. And you're going to see why I hear in a little bit.
Well, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 what's her name from France? That's definitely a dude. Oh, yeah.
Macron's wife? Yeah. Husband? That's a fucking dude.
Yeah. That's a 1,000% dude.

Speaker 1 No question.

Speaker 1 That's more of a dude than Michelle Obama. Yeah.
For sure. Yeah.
For fucking sure.

Speaker 1 Well, how you feel about Macron is how I feel about Obama. Nah, man.
Same, same.

Speaker 1 I've seen big ladies like that before.

Speaker 1 Bro, the bone structure, the clavicle structure.

Speaker 1 Dude, Dude, look, I don't know. But I know this.
Bridget McCrone, dude. Yeah, that's Bryant McCrone.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's right. Bridget, to you.
Bro, you ever seen the picture of them on their fucking sailboat?

Speaker 1 She's in a bikini. Oh.
Bro, it's, dude. Oh, she's got, she's down there.
She's like 30 years older than him. Really? Yeah, like 32 years or some shit like that.
Damn. Yeah, that's creepy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There is a conspiracy that that's actually his father.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? That's even worse. That'd be worse.

Speaker 1 They compared old photos of his father with the lady. Did Candace Owens do that?

Speaker 1 She just has proven it, pretty much proven that she's a dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How old? What's their age difference?

Speaker 1 It's a lot. It's 30 years, I think.

Speaker 1 And he was like 15 or 14 when they started fucking around.

Speaker 1 So she's also a pedophile. Yeah, that's wild.
So he is 47 and she is 71. Yeah.

Speaker 1 30 years bro more than what is that

Speaker 1 that is that's not like 20 something years

Speaker 1 uh 24 24 years yeah i'm not a mathematician well anyway that's a lot yeah and that's a dude and he was like 15 when they started talking or whatever they were not talking but

Speaker 1 when when he started talking to macron's pee-pee yeah geez man Well, I mean, in the dark, I'm sure, like, it's all the same. You know what I'm saying? Like, what do you tell yourself?

Speaker 1 You would know.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, sure, in the dark. Maybe they've never done it in the light.
You know, benefit of the doubt. He didn't know.

Speaker 1 Has this happened to you before?

Speaker 1 I'm sensing something weird. Let's go to our next comment.
Guys, I got another one for you. This comment comes from Jose Barragon.

Speaker 1 Bahara.

Speaker 1 Barrahara. Bar.

Speaker 1 Jose 9607.

Speaker 1 Show some Mexican love, Andy, and make refried jalapeno beans pre-workout for us. La Raza, thank you in advance.

Speaker 1 Bro, if we made that for pre-workout, I know we'd be able to work out because everybody's farting and shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody knows what Mexican food's all about. Bro, it's some good shit, though, man.
Bro, Mexican food's awesome. I fucking love it.
I love all of the different foods.

Speaker 1 Bro, that place we went to with Hani and over there by Billie G's, the queso, bro. Oh, amigos? Amigos? Amigos is amazing.
Bro, that fucking queso. Amigos is amazing.
I love that.

Speaker 1 Is that the one you dip your fries in? Huh? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I dip my fries. And cheese.

Speaker 1 Did I queso? Did I? You said that. I was saying ketchup is the shit, and you said queso for the fries.
Oh, yeah. Cheese.
I mean, cheese fries, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's cheese fries, but no, I think I just dig chips there. Yeah.
So, so, yeah, I love, I love Mexican food. I love Mexican people.
We do a meat stick, though. Mexican meat stick.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 With like some Tajin on there or Tajin, what's that shit called?

Speaker 1 Tahin? Tahin.

Speaker 1 We can do margarita flavor.

Speaker 1 We can do a Senor Frog's meat stick.

Speaker 1 We could do a meat stick and it'd look like a tall drink. Yeah, there we go.
Yeah. Like a boot, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Bro. I see it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Bro, Mango Tahin, though.

Speaker 1 We could do that, man.

Speaker 1 We could fucking sell.

Speaker 1 You know, we could make a little custom meat stick holder and have like a little snake head coming out of the bottom of it.

Speaker 1 We could lay it on his side and put it on, like, like make it a low rider. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 I like it. Hey, man.
All right, Jose. I like it.
And I appreciate the support. What is, what's La Raza? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm not up on my Mexican lingo. It's La Raza.

Speaker 1 The race. The race.
Oh, the race thanks you in advance. Oh, all right.
All right. La Raza.
Oh, yeah. La Raza.
Yeah. You know what? I think Mexican people are the shit, bro.
They are.

Speaker 1 That's why I get pissed off.

Speaker 1 Like, we should deport all the other ones and let all the Mexican people stay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm with it. Mexican people have always been a part of our culture.
You know, like this,

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Got one last final comment here for you. Andy, this is from at 3AG1E USA.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 It says, I am not 100%, but I think I grew some chest hair since I started listening to your show. I might have become a little bit sexier, too.

Speaker 1 I definitely had my eyes open to a lot and had some good laughs. Love all that you guys do.
Love the first warm products too.

Speaker 1 I noticed that the first warm clothing tags happen to make excellent bookmarks as well. Keep crushing it, you legends.
Hashtag real American Freedom. Hey,

Speaker 1 listen, your amount of manliness comes specifically from how much chest hair you have.

Speaker 1 And that's a fact. And if you have watched and liked Days of Thunder.
All right. Well, I think that statement's half-true.
No,

Speaker 1 I got some decent chest hair, though. You want to see it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's see it. That's a little hamburger meat, bro.
That's awesome. I got some of that cooking too, bro.
Come crawl through this forest. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like cosplaying as fucking Bigfoot. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 I got a lot of back hair, too. Me too.
I fucking hate it. Yeah, I don't like it either.
Yeah. And they have all these solutions to try and like cut it, but none of them fuck it.

Speaker 1 Bro, I've tried waxing. This shit don't work.
You try Nair. That shit smells so bad.
Alex hates it. Yeah, it stinks so bad, bro.

Speaker 1 It don't even work with that good man i just i've tried the traditional shave method i've had alex shave it but i'm ticklish back there so like

Speaker 1 bro i would get uh that laser removal but i got my whole back tattooed so

Speaker 1 you can take my tattoos off too yeah no that's not good yeah that's not good anyway i'll just keep shaving it for you we'll be okay yeah i don't mind it's not gay it's only gay if you like it yeah

Speaker 1 well

Speaker 1 Gosh, we appreciate you, man, for being real-ass fans, man. Let's keep this cruise, cruising.

Speaker 1 I do appreciate our fans. I'm just going to say say this.
Good people. Like, I just got to, I got to give this.
I don't say this enough, but I really fucking love our audience, bro.

Speaker 1 Like, I love the people that listen to the show, even the people who talk shit, you know, like it's always in good fun. Sometimes it's not.
And fuck you anyway. So, like, it's all good.

Speaker 1 You know what I like most about our people is that when other people come in that ain't part of the group

Speaker 1 and they start talking some shit, they'll fucking own those motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 We got great people. Dude, I love it, bro.

Speaker 1 And they support us and they defend us and they, you know, clarify things when things are, you know, because a lot of times people will make videos out of context on purpose and people get in there and be like, bro, that's bullshit.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, we just have amazing people. And what I really like the most about them, though, is that everybody wants to get better.
Everybody wants to improve.

Speaker 1 Everybody wants to have fun with people and be good to people and build things and create things. And

Speaker 1 I was thinking about this last night. I'm not, this isn't just like shit I'm talking on the show.

Speaker 1 I was thinking about it, like how fucking fortunate I am and all of us are really here to like be surrounded by people like that. You know, we're surrounded by people like that here at HQ.

Speaker 1 Right. We're surrounded by that in our community, you know, out on the internet.
Like, I'm, I'm not, like,

Speaker 1 I don't have to be around fucking losers and shit. Like, I'm not around them anymore.
You know, and so like a lot of people, when they complain about how people are and shit out there,

Speaker 1 I'm like, well, fuck, I don't see that. You know what I'm saying? like so it's just i don't know it's cool i i just really appreciate um

Speaker 1 you know we've been doing this for

Speaker 1 10 years now it'll be in july it'll be 10 years straight of podcasting oh shit yep so uh i just appreciate you guys and i appreciate all the support you show myself personally the show uh the companies you know everything that we do it's just it's it I feel very, very grateful for it.

Speaker 1 No doubt, man. Well, let's keep this cruise moving, man.
We got headline number two.

Speaker 1 Headline number two reads, Putin agrees in principle with U.S. proposed 30-day Ukraine ceasefire.
So this is a little interesting update with what's going on over there.

Speaker 1 You know, Trump, he brought peace to the Middle East before.

Speaker 1 Now let's try doing it with Europe. And

Speaker 1 we'll see how it goes. But Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday he agrees in principle with the U.S.

Speaker 1 proposal for a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, qualifying his affirmation by noting a host of terms and conditions are still to be determined to ensure any lasting peace.

Speaker 1 Now, AP News, they reported the development now needs a mechanism to begin the transition process from an idea into action.

Speaker 1 Quote, so the idea itself is correct and we certainly support it, Putin told a news conference in Moscow AP set out, quote, continuing, but there are issues that we need to discuss, and I think that we need to discuss it with our American colleagues and partners.

Speaker 1 The Russian leader noted the need to develop a mechanism to control possible breaches of truce.

Speaker 1 Another issue, he said, is whether Ukraine could use the 30-day ceasefire to continue mobilization and rearmament.

Speaker 1 Quote, we agree with the proposals to halt the fighting, but we proceed from the assumption that the ceasefire should lead to lasting peace and remove the root causes of the crisis, Putin said.

Speaker 1 Basically, he thinks that Zelensky is going to use this opportunity to just kind of regroup.

Speaker 1 Which, again, if we're trying to get to a fucking peace, you don't regroup during a pause. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 And I think he's exposing the part, which I don't disagree with him on. Now, Trump responds.
He said, Trump, this headline reads, Trump hopes Putin agrees to ceasefire as Moscow signals no truce yet.

Speaker 1 Trump put out in a statement saying, quote, we know where we are with Ukraine. He told reporters while speaking from the Oval Office alongside NATO Secretary General Mark Root,

Speaker 1 quote, hopefully they'll do the right thing, he added in reference to Russia. So that's still developing.
We'll see. I mean, any thoughts on that?

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, I think this is getting drug on way longer than it needs to be.

Speaker 1 I think it's very simple. I think it's very, very simple.
I think if Trump is who he says he is, he calls up little man over there in Ukraine and says, you better fucking stop right fucking now.

Speaker 1 Or I'm going to fucking get you. And it'll be over in a second.
Because that's what I would do. That's one way to do it.
Dude, I'd call him straight up. I'd say, hey, look, dude, here's the deal.

Speaker 1 I'll call him Little Man, too. Yeah.
I'm saying, hey, little guy, just so you know,

Speaker 1 if you don't fucking stop this shit,

Speaker 1 I'm going to make sure that in 100 years, you never existed.

Speaker 1 What would you like? Yeah, which one? That's a pretty easy choice. Not a hard decision to make, man.
There's been other hard decisions, you know, that Trump has had to process and make.

Speaker 1 Dude, listen, Trump can do that. I don't know why he's not doing it.
Well, I mean, maybe he has. Well, I'm just saying, if we really want shit to stop, that's how you stop it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Same goes for the Middle East. You fuck around.
I'm going to fucking turn your entire fucking country into fucking glass. Try me.

Speaker 1 It's that simple. It's worked in the past.
Yeah. I mean, he did that shit with that terrorist leader.
Sends him a picture of his fucking house. So, I mean,

Speaker 1 I mean, it works. It works, bro.
And it's unfortunate that it's like that, but, you know, like. Look, dude, it takes three or four times.
Yeah. Okay.
Little attack. All right.
Like, for example, like,

Speaker 1 like, when those, those fucking people were sending missiles and rockets and shit at our ships over there

Speaker 1 like last year. I forgot who that was.
Was that

Speaker 1 Syria? Okay.

Speaker 1 I would pick up the phone and I would call the fucking Syrian king or whatever the fuck they got over there. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And I'd say, if we get hit with one more missile, I'm going to fucking blow up your fucking whole entire fucking government. Okay.
In one day.

Speaker 1 and i'm gonna leave your country in fucking chaos okay so you can either get these fucking people to stop or i'm holding you accountable boom and the fucking shit will stop it would stop okay and

Speaker 1 when these little attacks happen these little nippy attacks the consequences should be so harsh that no one ever does it again yeah you know i mean bro you got countries flying spy balloons over our entire fucking continent united states yeah

Speaker 1 we had nothing we did nothing

Speaker 1 Now, granted, I mean, you know, listen, the last administration was intentionally trying to deconstruct our fucking country and hand it over. And until they're held accountable,

Speaker 1 that will continue to happen every time they get in power.

Speaker 1 We're already seeing the media and even people, like even me, become a little bit disenfranchised with what Trump is doing because of the Israel shit.

Speaker 1 Like, what are you doing, dude? These people just killed an entire fucking country full of people. All All right.

Speaker 1 They're trying to drag us into a war with Iran. They know that we're the big friend, right? Like you ever, I know you've dealt with this.

Speaker 1 Like you've had littler friends who have big fucking mouths and who only had big mouths because they knew that you were there. And the minute you weren't there, they got their fucking asses beat.

Speaker 1 That's what we are to Israel. Okay.
And to a lot of countries. Yeah.
And dude, we got to stop doing that.

Speaker 1 I don't mind us sending money to countries that need it when we're doing well, but we are not doing well. And nobody can fucking say that we are.

Speaker 1 Our cities are crumbling.

Speaker 1 I've said this over and over again. It's like beating a fucking,

Speaker 1 it's beating the same drum over and over. No money, none of our tax dollars.
We shouldn't even be paying tax considering what we just found out about what USAID and the NGOs have been doing.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the other part. Like, I'd be okay with the money actually going there if it actually made made it there, bro.
Like, we said we sent Haiti $50 billion, but only two of it made it.

Speaker 1 I'm not okay with it. Because here's the truth, bro.
Like, the amount of money we send, there should be no problems globally. That's the truth.

Speaker 1 But the problem is, is that the amount of money we send and the amount of money that actually got there are two different things.

Speaker 1 I don't think we should be interfering in anything. I think when people don't have

Speaker 1 their big, strong, tough friend behind them to clean up their messes, they figure out a way to coexist peacefully yeah shut the up yeah yeah

Speaker 1 and that's that's what's going on and and israel is going to instigate a

Speaker 1 world war with all of the muslim slash arab countries yeah and it's gonna it's gonna stretch globally

Speaker 1 not it's it's not gonna be like desert storm bro they've imported these people across the fucking country into the western civilization yeah so

Speaker 1 when this happens, it's not just going to be war in the Middle East. It's going to be everywhere.
It'll be everywhere. It'll be in your fucking city.
It's the ally country that you have to jump in.

Speaker 1 And we have all of these people who are blindly

Speaker 1 saying the same talking point for the last fucking 20 years that Israel's our greatest ally. Well, what has Israel done for us? What have they done for us? This is not a conversation about the Jews.

Speaker 1 This is about the country of israel and their leadership what have they done for the united states have they ever sent a troop to help us fight in a war no fucking never look it up okay have they sent us aid no what do they do for us oh they blackmail all of our fucking influential people in our whole country so

Speaker 1 when they want something done

Speaker 1 We do it because nobody wants to be embarrassed. All right.
And that needs to be corrected.

Speaker 1 Trump is tone deaf to this. I don't, or maybe he just doesn't fucking care.
But he is.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people who are becoming...

Speaker 1 I'm giving it time. I'm just making myself clear.
But there's a lot of people who have already made the decision that he is no different than the Biden administration, just in a different way.

Speaker 1 They've already, like,

Speaker 1 considering the fact that we have no transparency that we were promised, not with JFK, not with Epstein, not, you know, these guys get in and they fucking start cheering, and all of a sudden they're quiet.

Speaker 1 I haven't heard about the fucking Epstein list from anybody in fucking weeks, a month. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Pambody's not talking about it. Cash Patel's not talking.
Why? Because they got called to the fucking mountain, bro, and they got their blackmail was exposed to them. And now they're quiet.

Speaker 1 Because dude, nobody's off the hook because their blackmail Intel operation. So wide.

Speaker 1 It's listen, it goes down to your particular cell phone it goes down to your they have it on you every single one of you listening they have your shit

Speaker 1 and like i mean so people out there are still trying to be reasonable okay if that's not the case then where is the at what's the holdup it's it's insane dude and uh

Speaker 1 you know i'm giving it time but not much more time yeah because we haven't been we haven't they are not being transparent and dude here's what they're doing they're they're tossing us little bones hoping that fucking they can get away with that while they continue business as usual and

Speaker 1 that's not fucking cool well no now oh egg prices are going down they're right oh fucking gas prices that's great cool but that's a little bitty bone as opposed to fixing the fucking actual problem right you know that's giving someone a fucking Tylenol instead of like removing the fucking spike that's driven into their fucking brain right two different things right that's real all right so you know, and a lot of people think, oh, I'm turning up.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 I'm a patriot, bro. I'm not loyal to an individual.
I'm loyal to the values this country was based upon. I'm loyal to the betterment of our entire American population.
I am an American.

Speaker 1 I'm also a nationalist. I also believe in America first.
These are real things that I believe in. I don't fucking, I'm not loyal to fucking anybody.
I'm not loyal to Trump.

Speaker 1 I'm not loyal to fucking anybody in power. I'm loyal to the people of this fucking country and what's best for them.
And, you know, people get upset when I start to criticize Trump.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, you're fucking sound like a liberal. Well, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I call it like I see it. You know, and I'm not going to fucking sit there and, you know,

Speaker 1 I'm just not, dude, I wouldn't be where I am in life if I just went along with the fucking flow. It's just not, I say what I think is right.
I say what I observe.

Speaker 1 And you could be, think whatever the fuck you want of it. I don't give a shit.
But like, dude, he's,

Speaker 1 I'm just telling you, and I know some of you guys down there listening to the show you're losing the base out here because fucking bro you guys ran on america first and what you do is not necessarily american first you know maybe we should all agree that the blackmail that israel has on everybody extends to everybody and everybody's shit and we can all say hey guess what i don't fucking care how about that motherfuckers and they lose all their power

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Fucking come blackmail me. I'll be like, yeah, I did that.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Yep. So

Speaker 1 I told you what they got on on me bro i might have said it was nine it's actually eight like that's it like let's run oh you know what i'm saying like nine o'clock in the morning y'all ain't got on me you know what i'm saying

Speaker 1 i'm just saying man it's real no dude like this this scary monster that we're you know like that's not that bro dude it's not there i'm not willing listen Americans and then politicians they need to all ask themselves very simple questions are you willing to fucking go down in history as a coward because you were too afraid of what people might find out about you versus doing what's best for the future generations of your children you see what i'm saying right like at some point you got to be like you know what bro it's life i made some mistakes that's embarrassing but it is what the it is but still you

Speaker 1 well and like right now like i was gonna hold this because i like again like they're more there's more that has to develop but um thomas massey representative thomas is massey that's another thing he's one of the only ones that have spoken out that's not embedded doesn't have an apec guy right like

Speaker 1 and everybody's turning on them, Trump included. That's bullshit.
You know what I'm saying? That's bullshit included. What does that tell you? Like, that's a problem.

Speaker 1 Dude, that makes me, dude, I observe this as it happened. I want to go through the story, and I'll talk about it at the end.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I was holding that. I don't have that full code, Thomas, but because, like, again, I wanted to get more on it.
Well, it's scary, dude. Yeah,

Speaker 1 it very much so looks like it appears like

Speaker 1 exactly what we've been saying. I hate to fucking say this, dude.
But, like, it, you know, the fact of how people are turning on Massey for not voting for something that's going to,

Speaker 1 you know, that really isn't good for the country,

Speaker 1 who's been the only guy that's out there that's called out the truth, you know, who's told the truth about APAC, who's fucking said.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's, dude, it makes me, it makes me feel like that Trump might be compromised by, you know, I know I'm very confident that the Biden administration was compromised by fucking China, but now it seems like the Trump organization is somehow disproportionately loyal to Israel for some reason.

Speaker 1 And I don't understand why that is. What's the reason? I wish someone could explain that to me.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Outside of just saying the fucking stupid shit everybody says, oh, Zion Don or just

Speaker 1 give me a logical explanation. Like, let's have a discussion.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, educate me on why this this is well most of it like i said there is no education on it no because what they do when you point any of this out is they attack you and they don't they attack your character and they attack you they don't attack the argument what you say yeah 100 man which which dude that is a gaslighting uh

Speaker 1 you know uh deflection technique that manipulators used

Speaker 1 you know well i mean i think i think too like i mean this is a a point that i make all the time with this conversation too it's like you know because there there is a religious argument to be made okay from a christian judeo-christian standpoint cool but hey i'm not we're not talking we're talking country to country and we have a separation between church and state and our policies can't be influenced by that yeah we're we're a christian nation at heart sure but our government the decisions that are made with our tax dollars can't be influenced by that shouldn't be influenced by that well that's the whole separation between church and state that's what i'm saying like it shouldn't be influenced by that It can't, it constitutionally can't be influenced by that.

Speaker 1 Well, and that's, that's one of the problems that, you know, Democrats and like, look, dude, most Democrats are centrists. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's, that's the truth. There is a segment of leftist Democrats that make them all look fucking insane.

Speaker 1 Where the Republican Party is today is where the Democrats were 20 years ago. Right.
And all you have to do is go look at the speeches made by Democrats that were marching forward.

Speaker 1 And what they've done is they've shifted the Overton window little by little by little by little to the left to where now conservatism is not even conservatism, which is okay with me because

Speaker 1 real conservatism to me is no different than the progressive left because it's a bunch of people telling you how you fucking have to do everything. I don't like that either.

Speaker 1 But young people don't really realize that, you know, they

Speaker 1 which is really bad for the Democrat Party because the youngest people, you know, the youngest voting

Speaker 1 segment demographic has figured out like

Speaker 1 these people are fucking nuts. And that perception is going to stick with them for a long time.
So it's going to be really hard for them to really recalibrate.

Speaker 1 And now you see him turning on Gavin Newsome. But the funny thing is, is, and like, dude, I fucking not a Gavin Newsome fan

Speaker 1 at all. But

Speaker 1 he's at least intelligent enough to move himself away from the crazy shit. That's where the pivot's going.
Yeah. And make the pivot.
Yeah, dude. And the rest of them are just fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 They can't see that, you know.

Speaker 1 You just got your ass beat for something that you were doing, and now you decide to do three times as much of it. Like, right.
That's not a good strategy, man, which I'm glad.

Speaker 1 But I don't feel like that the Republican Party is really that much different anymore. Like, I feel like it's just different countries, different talking points, different lies and manipulation.

Speaker 1 And that's unfortunate, bro, because I really had a lot of hope.

Speaker 1 And, dude, like I said, I'm giving it time. I'm an entrepreneur.
I understand that things take time from the time you plant them to the time they sprout. Totally get it.

Speaker 1 And I do like a lot of the moves. And I do think it's 100 times better than what we had and where we would have gone.
But

Speaker 1 some of these moves are, you know, you can't, they're indefensible. You know, like, like as much as I, as much as I knowing what we know.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, bro, I'm I'm no secret about this. Like I like Trump.
Yeah. I like most of the shit he does.
I don't understand why like

Speaker 1 where is the the where's the transparency bro that we voted for? Where's the information on the fucking guy who tried to shoot at you? Where's where's the COVID shit? Where's the the JFK?

Speaker 1 Where's the Epstein? Where's all this shit? There's only one reason that it wouldn't come out. There's only one reason it wouldn't come out.

Speaker 1 And the reason is, is that it'll implicate literally our own intelligence with Israeli intelligence and make the entire intelligence community worldwide ineffective because it would remove all of the information, the power, and the blackmail and the shit they have.

Speaker 1 It would ruin it. So they wouldn't have the ability to do the things that they've been doing towards the bad guys anymore.

Speaker 1 So I imagine what's actually happening in there, and bad guys was in quotations, because it's all perception, really. But I imagine what's going on in there is something to the effect of,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 we promised them all this shit, but if we give them all this shit, we can't use it against the actual bad people.

Speaker 1 So we're just going to, we're going to, we're going to give them some crumbs and then we're, and I'm sure they're saying it on the inside, we're just going to actually use this for what it's supposed to be used for from now on.

Speaker 1 And that's how they're justified. We'll use it for our business.
Yeah, but bro, that's not enough.

Speaker 1 You guys have violated the trust of the American people to the point where we don't know what the fuck is up and what is down. We don't know what history is.

Speaker 1 We don't know, you know, we, dude, I think they're lying to us. Like, in this, you know, people are going to get fucking weird about this.
They're going to think I'm crazy, crazier,

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 we don't even know our own fucking origins, dude. Like, we don't even know true humanity origins.
We don't know how long people have walked the face of the earth.

Speaker 1 There's all kinds of different theories that are

Speaker 1 busted every day in terms of archaeological findings and scientific findings. And so we have this

Speaker 1 like, bro, I think we've been lied to. I think we've been lied to.

Speaker 1 I think the two big,

Speaker 1 I think the two biggest things that we've been lied to is that we have been intentionally kept in the dark about what we were actually capable of in terms of our human ability. Okay.

Speaker 1 If you don't know that you can actually

Speaker 1 visualize and create things in your existence because nobody told you, then how would you ever figure that fuck out? But I know you can do it because I've done it my whole life. All right.

Speaker 1 And the other thing is that I'm starting to fucking truly believe is that they have completely covered up the truth of Jesus Christ and that it was a historical truth.

Speaker 1 And they've lied to us saying it was hocus pocus when in reality, archaeologists and scientists are starting to find more and more and more evidence that this was actually fucking real shit.

Speaker 1 And I think they've done that so that they could remove the power of God

Speaker 1 and insert the power of man. And I think those are two massive lies that we've been, you know, and I don't get on here and preach to you guys, you know, and shit, but I'm, I'm,

Speaker 1 that's what I'm thinking. Oh, you see it, bro.
And that's real. That's real shit, man.
I see it the same way. I think we've been here for maybe 12,000 years.

Speaker 1 I think the earth is 12,000 years old. I don't, like, because like, bro, there's so much.
Listen, there's structures. There's structures

Speaker 1 that were built by humans that are older than that,

Speaker 1 that are archaeological finds and digs. Like, bro,

Speaker 1 it's not that hard to find the information, bro. Go fucking, go look at Robert Seffer's fucking YouTube channel, okay? S-E-P-H-E-R.
Go watch some of his videos.

Speaker 1 Now, some of his videos you're going to watch and be like, this guy's, you know, this, he's anti-Semitic or whatever, but go watch his videos. They're based on archaeological fact.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Anthropology is what he does, but it's both. but the point is is um

Speaker 1 we've been lied to about a lot dude and until

Speaker 1 until our government is willing to side with the truth and present that to the people we're not going to really fucking know shit and i don't believe in my personal opinion that

Speaker 1 these people have the right to to keep anything from us

Speaker 1 They say, well, we would have chaos in the streets. I don't know, maybe for a minute.

Speaker 1 But at least we would know what the was going on yeah

Speaker 1 i don't know dude it's we're in a weird place

Speaker 1 and uh

Speaker 1 i i still stick to what my what i believe it's going to take to fix the problem and i think it's still all of us becoming the best versions of ourselves and instilling the culture and the standards that we want to see in the country into our household, into our community, into the way we do things, into who we become, what we create, what we build.

Speaker 1 and if we do that these people will not have the power to change that and so um

Speaker 1 it's still a cultural issue that we're in control of uh but it sure would be nice to get some of the transparency and be able to answer some of these questions that we sit here and debate about and are distracted for and part of me thinks they want to keep you in the dark just to keep you distracted

Speaker 1 That's real, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three.

Speaker 1 Let's talk about some crazy communists for a minute.

Speaker 1 New subject here, guys. Bro, I get frustrated, man, with this because people still think this is left-right.

Speaker 1 You could see it by the way they argue on the internet. It's not left-right, dude.
There is fucking communist insurgencies on both sides of the aisle. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I think that's the ignorance too. People think it's only on one side.
It's not. It's on both.
Yeah. It's on fucking both.
But yeah, let's get into our third set of headlines here.

Speaker 1 This first one,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to say it's irrelevant, but I thought it was interesting. Not sure if you saw it.

Speaker 1 There was a house hearing that started and ended in about two minutes after a lawmaker introduced Representative Sarah McBride as Mr. McBride.
Did you see this video? No. So you remember

Speaker 1 we had this dude.

Speaker 1 Okay. We talked about this dude.
Yep. And he's a dude.
I know. I do think it's funny.
They put him on this magazine. It's called The Cut.

Speaker 1 I didn't do this.

Speaker 1 The cut. The cut.
What'd you cut? And

Speaker 1 look where his hands are.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so

Speaker 1 Representative McBride was at this hearing, was supposed to be doing this hearing or whatever, and it abruptly ended. Let's find out why.
Check this clip out.

Speaker 2 I now recognize the representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride.

Speaker 3 Thank you, Madam Chair. Ranking Member Keating, also wonderful.

Speaker 1 Mr.

Speaker 4 Chairman, could you repeat your introduction again, please?

Speaker 2 Yes,

Speaker 2 it is a

Speaker 2 we have set the standard on the floor of the House, and I am simply

Speaker 4 What is that standard, Mr. Chairman?

Speaker 4 Would you repeat what you just said when you introduced a duly elected representative from the United States of America, please?

Speaker 1 I will.

Speaker 2 The representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride.

Speaker 4 Mr. Chairman, you are out of order.

Speaker 1 No, he is not.

Speaker 4 Mr. Chairman, have you no decency?

Speaker 4 I mean, I've come to know you a little bit, but this is not decent.

Speaker 2 We will continue this hearing.

Speaker 4 You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.

Speaker 1 You did.

Speaker 4 This hearing is adjourned.

Speaker 1 He was hoping to get some dick later.

Speaker 1 Listen, listen.

Speaker 1 Listen.

Speaker 1 He did the right thing.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 This shame and guilt and embarrassment that has tried to put on people to call a man a woman and a woman a man is part of the manipulation. All right.

Speaker 1 If they can get you, and this man obviously understands that, if they can get you to call this person missus, you are assuming that that is the truth. You are, you are buying in.
Complicit.

Speaker 1 Yes, you are buying in in based upon pressure and force and guilt and shame, not what is true, which is the point of how they operate. All right.
So

Speaker 1 that's what the pronouns were all about.

Speaker 1 Listen, dude, this was what the masks was about.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't understand how this is so fucking hard to understand.

Speaker 1 The mask was about compliance. The pronouns are also about compliance.
All right. If you don't wear the mask, you're a bad person.

Speaker 1 If you don't admit that a man can be a woman and a woman can be a man, guess what? You're a bad person. All right.

Speaker 1 And then it extends beyond being a bad person, quote unquote, and into, we're going to get you fired and we're going to ruin your life and we're going to tell people where you live and we're going to Molotov, cocktail your fucking business.

Speaker 1 And bro, that's communist. Okay.

Speaker 1 So none of you should ever, ever, ever be pressured into saying something that you know to be untrue because these people are guilting you into it. That man did exactly what he's supposed to do.

Speaker 1 Now, if Mr. McBride would like to wear a dress and have his hair looking like a woman and wear women's clothes, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 I don't care. Still a dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, and that's it. Dude in the dress.
Yeah. I mean, that is.
That's my wife has it, same way.

Speaker 1 Listen, man, we can make jokes all we want, but this is a the first thing that communists communists attack is the language. All right.

Speaker 1 And they attack the language because that's how they can get you to buy in without officially buying in. You're not, they're not going to come to you and say,

Speaker 1 hey, Mr. Frisella, we have this contract here, sign it, and you're now a communist.
That's not what the fuck they do. They do it little by little by little.

Speaker 1 They get you to admit things that aren't true.

Speaker 1 Everybody's equal. Everybody's not equal.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They make you admit things like, you know,

Speaker 1 fuck, dude, all kinds of things that aren't true.

Speaker 1 I mean, pretty much fucking everything in society that is a point of contention is because these people have twisted the language to mean something that it doesn't fucking mean.

Speaker 1 And, you know, it is what it is. Well, what's even crazier about this situation is like shortly after a transgender Democrat congressman, Congressman

Speaker 1 calls Republicans weird and bizarre. Let's check this clip real quick.

Speaker 3 We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection.

Speaker 1 You're still beating that.

Speaker 3 I appear to live rent-free in the minds of some of my Republican colleagues.

Speaker 3 I wish that they would spend even a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me, thinking about how to lower the costs for American families.

Speaker 3 I wish they would spend a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me,

Speaker 3 figuring out how to make government actually work better, rather than making it work worse in order to prove that government can't work.

Speaker 3 They are obsessed with culture war issues. The Republican Party is obsessed with culture war issues.
It is weird and it is bizarre.

Speaker 1 No, it's not weird and bizarre. What's weird and bizarre is having grown men wear fucking women's clothes in the fucking military.

Speaker 1 And then, you know what else is weird and bizarre? Having grown men dressed as women talking to our fucking kids. You know what else is weird and bizarre?

Speaker 1 Putting books with pornography in the schools. You know what else is weird and bizarre? Teachers allowing kids to pick their own identity and not telling the parents.

Speaker 1 You know what else is weird and bizarre? You motherfuckers didn't give two fucks about the price of anything the whole time that you were in fucking power.

Speaker 1 In fact, we ruined people's lives. You shut down their fucking businesses.

Speaker 1 You pushed all the business to your billionaire friends who have now bailed out on you to support Trump because you're so fucking insane. Weird and bizarre.
Yeah, but we're fucking bizarre.

Speaker 1 You know what's up? You fucking, you guys hired a fucking dude who stole women's luggage and wore their clothes, and then he had to be fired.

Speaker 1 You made TikTok videos of they, thems with 14-inch fucking fingernails making us the laughing stock of the fucking world. And we're weird.
We're weird. The fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Weird and bizarre.

Speaker 1 Bro, you cut your dick off. Like,

Speaker 1 bro.

Speaker 1 Wait, like,

Speaker 1 I get it. Weird and bizarre, bro.
You glued fucking titties to your chest, bro. Like, surgically.

Speaker 1 You motherfuckers had a motherfucker on the fucking White House lawn showing his titties. That he glued on surgically.
Bro, yeah. We're weird.
Weird and bizarre. We're weird and bizarre.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here. Bro, listen.
You're real weird, bro. Real talk.

Speaker 1 These people fucked us. And they fucked us real good.
And we might be getting fucked again. That's yet to be determined, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 But there's no doubt what they did okay inflation is transitory fucking kjp got on the on the tv every day and lied about everything they had a fake fucking white house

Speaker 1 weird but dude this fucking

Speaker 1 i love like

Speaker 1 He must have a massive set of fucking balls to be able to stand up there and say that after what they just did for the last four years.

Speaker 1 i like that i mean like bro all the actual women behind them that go along with the shit that's the part that i don't get well notice like notice the patriarchy notice who those women are they are fucking white upper class women who have never dealt with reality okay

Speaker 1 that's it's always the same group of people Do they not get that like hypocrisy?

Speaker 1 Listen, dude, you know what communists call the people who go along with it? Useful idiots. Useful idiots.
Okay?

Speaker 1 The fucking organizers of communism strategically target people like this who are of privilege because they know that those people have guilt about not living at the bottom of society.

Speaker 1 So they can target those people to make rules that are completely illogical and backwards because those people have no idea what reality is really about.

Speaker 1 They've never had to stand up to a criminal physically. They've never had to defend their girlfriend or their wife to a fucking criminal.
They've never, there's never been physical, uh,

Speaker 1 you know, repercussions, repercussions like there is for men. It's a totally different thing, dude.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude. It's wild, man.
I just,

Speaker 1 it's wild. I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 I think people need to be very aware that

Speaker 1 when you go along with these things, it's not only

Speaker 1 geared

Speaker 1 for you to play along publicly, it's geared for you to mentally become more comfortable and conditioned to these things being true. Okay.
And they are not true.

Speaker 1 You could put big titties and cut someone's dick off, and that is still a fucking dude. A weird and bizarre.
All you got to do is draw their fucking DNA sample and analyze their DNA.

Speaker 1 Look at the hip hop. And it's going to tell you the truth.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, a thousand years from now, they're going to dig up Congressman McCullough. They're going to dig up this fucking dude and be like, that's a dude.
That was a dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's it.

Speaker 1 And the people behind him, those are women. Yep.
Well, allegedly. Allegedly, maybe.
I don't fucking know. Yeah.
Hard to know these days. You got to be careful.

Speaker 1 Bro, and then do you see a TikTok thing now? Like, there's people, there's these trans, like, young people in their 20s

Speaker 1 Who are making TikToks like a trans a dude who's dressing up as a woman and by the way It seems like we never have problems from the women who want to be men It's always from the men who want to be women you ever notice that well because I mean they can join the men's sports, but like they'll still get you ever noticed that it's not women dressing up as men that want to go dance at the fucking kids' schools or push those books.

Speaker 1 It's men dressed up as women. You don't see women who dress up as men making demands about using the man's bathroom.
No. That's not what we see.
We see grown fucking men usually

Speaker 1 who look the part of a fucking pedophile

Speaker 1 dressed up as a woman, demanding all these things be told to them and they get access to women's spaces.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, these are fucking pedophiles that are abusing the system and women like that who are

Speaker 1 they let it go because they feel guilty for whatever reason about who the fuck they are? That's so stupid. It's so stupid.
Let's talk about other trans men real quick

Speaker 1 while we're on the subject. Michelle Obama, her podcast draws embarrassingly low numbers in the first week.
Did you see that? Yeah, I did. She's a podcaster now.
Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 1 And, you know, from podesters to podcasters, I think we can, you know, let's dive into this a little bit. Well, I mean, it's only a matter of time before she joins the

Speaker 1 same

Speaker 1 methods that everybody else joins, which is buying all of their fucking traffic. Okay.

Speaker 1 You know, we get all these guys with,

Speaker 1 you know, fuck dude. 10 million.

Speaker 1 I got 5 million subscribers on my YouTube channel. 10 million subscribers.
They're getting the same amount of views that we fucking get. Right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, bro,

Speaker 1 it's all a fucking shit. She'll play the game.
Tom Show should be the game. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because that's that part.

Speaker 1 Anyway, go on. Yeah.
Well, I think you're from podcasters to podcasters. Let's let's dive into this, see how it's looking to start with.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Michelle Obama's new brand new podcast has drawn low views and subscribers in its first few days. I mean, I wonder why.
She's just getting started, though. I mean, just getting started.

Speaker 1 It takes some time to get going. The former first sir,

Speaker 1 the podcast is with her brother, Craig Robinson, titled IMO, which I believe stands for In My Opinion. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So basically, she's going to get on there and lecture us all about how racist we are for fucking every single episode. Probably.
More than likely, yeah.

Speaker 1 And how underprivileged she is.

Speaker 1 You were fucking first lady in the United States. You have four homes that are worth eight figures.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 I want to know what happened to that chef that drowned off their coast. What do you think happened? Oh, they killed him.
That's what I think. I think they killed him.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of people think that. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you know, I would like to know what happened there, though. He probably saw her dingle.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 And listen, dude, like, all jokes aside. I mean, if you're going to have a chef in your house, bro, they're going to see stuff.
They're going to see stuff.

Speaker 1 You know, you'll be walking around your underwear. Hey, chef.
Yeah. You know, so maybe fucking Saw Dong was hanging out.
Bro, and listen, like, all jokes aside, she's probably loaded.

Speaker 1 Like, she's probably doing all right down there. You know what I'm saying? It's probably a massive, massive, I mean, she's probably doing pretty good.
I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Listen, dude, I think a lot of people say that about her just because they don't like her. No, I say it because I think it's true.
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 On that situation, I would have to see more proof to be. I think Candace Owens, if you're listening, you need to do it.
I mean, you did the Macron situation beautifully.

Speaker 1 Well, it is interesting that Joan Rivers said it, and then, like, two weeks later, she was dead. She was dead.
Yeah. Well, fuck.
Hopefully, I don't die. No, she, they said it a few years ago.

Speaker 1 She went to under, she went under the anesthesia, and she just killed her, I think. I ain't got no surgeries coming up, so that should be okay.

Speaker 1 Um, but yeah, so I mean, let's watch her promotion video that she did with her brother. Um, here it is: hey, take a look at the music.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 That's not her brother. That's her brother.

Speaker 1 Her brother looks like a fucking chick, too. Oh, he's gay.
Oh, he is? I think so. I mean, he sounds like that.
I mean, listen, there's definitely some sugar in that. All right, let's go.

Speaker 5 Hey, TikTok. It's Michelle Obama, and I'm here with my big brother, Craig.
Hey, everybody.

Speaker 5 We're here because we're excited to announce the launch of our new podcast called IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. And we just posted the trailer if you want to check it out.
Check it out.

Speaker 5 Thanks, you guys. See you soon.

Speaker 1 bro what's going with that dude's eyebrows man you can't be that's a fuck that that is a drag queen you can't be 6'3

Speaker 1 hold on bro 300

Speaker 1 oh and you got

Speaker 1 he gotta put some bass in his voice notice some weird shit going on well it gets weirder it gets weirder so they they're at their first episode yeah okay now there is a specific segment of this episode i want to show you okay all right um they were talking about their upbringing and their childhood and stuff like that okay and i uh i think her brother accidentally spilled some tea.

Speaker 1 Let's check this out.

Speaker 6 As a result, you and me, we were physically close growing up. Remember when we used to share a bedroom?

Speaker 6 Of course. That was our life growing up.

Speaker 6 We shared the same room until you went to high school, right?

Speaker 6 That's right. Well, let's first

Speaker 6 just recall how small the apartment we lived in. You know, it seemed like it was huge, but it was essentially two bedrooms, right? No, it was one bedroom.

Speaker 6 Well, that little offshoot bedroom that mom and dad stayed in, that was, you would consider that a bedroom. But that was the only bedroom.
The room we were in was actually the living room.

Speaker 6 And the living room that we, what we called the living room, was actually the dining room. Huh, okay.

Speaker 1 You and Sal share bedrooms? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Brothers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I rest my case. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, we didn't share a bed. We shared, we had the same room for fucking, probably till we were like, I don't know.
High school. No.

Speaker 1 No. Probably till we were like,

Speaker 1 I don't even know.

Speaker 1 Eight. Yeah.
My daughters share a room.

Speaker 1 Yeah. My daughters share rooms.
Yeah. Brothers will share a room.
Look, dude. Come on.
Bro, did you hear that before?

Speaker 1 Look, bro, I know people that grew up in fucking a one-room house that had like eight kids, and they all slept in the same room. Yeah, for sure.
So I don't think that necessarily means anything.

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a reach.

Speaker 1 You're digging. You're digging.

Speaker 1 Z Shine, is it?

Speaker 1 That's a different culture.

Speaker 1 In our culture, too, different sexes kids don't say no. You can't do that, bro.
Even if they're poor?

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a whole different discussion. That's what I'm saying.
In an average situation. Right, I agree with that.
Brothers and sisters. But they don't don't.

Speaker 1 They're clearly saying that they're very poor. They weren't poor in high school.
We'll guarantee you that. I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know. But that dude

Speaker 1 feels gay.

Speaker 1 I mean, my gay dar is going way the fuck off.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And

Speaker 1 I don't know, bro. And the way, like, the way that...
She didn't want to talk about it. That's right.
She didn't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 She did not want to talk about that because the way that she was stuttering and hesitating, hesitating she was trying to figure out what to say she didn't want to talk about it listen she ain't got no problem going on stage and open her big fucking mouth and being great speaker because she is a great speaker great speaker okay so like that was definitely odd but uh you know the reality is is they're gonna find out real quick nobody wants to hear what the you say in fact most people are tired and blame the Obamas for the downfall of our fucking country, which I believe is actually true.

Speaker 1 It is true. Well, apparently there's been other rumors and shit too that like I know this.

Speaker 1 I went on the comments just out just because I saw like on the podcast, yeah, yeah, and bro, they were bad, yeah. Like,

Speaker 1 they were every listen, every single comment was negative, there was no positive. Jeez,

Speaker 1 that's rough.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, this is what happens when you ruin people's country and then lecture them about how racist they are while you're a fucking president of the United States and first lady, yeah, right?

Speaker 1 You know, like that's what I'm saying. Apparently, for eight years, for eight years, I was told, actually, what is that, 2008,

Speaker 1 18

Speaker 1 for fucking

Speaker 1 I don't know 15 years now I've been told I was racist just because I was fucking white while she's in the White House and I'm trying to build my business killing myself okay to fucking do so I've got you know I got to listen to all this shit from these people like bro fuck off And I think that's how most people feel about the Obamas.

Speaker 1 They're sick of them. They've worn out their welcome.
They can get fucked along with fucking Mr.

Speaker 1 Dingleberry. Dingleberry here.
Whatever the fuck. Boho.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, bullshit. Okay.

Speaker 1 And she'll hire some big PR agency that will buy her 10 million followers on fucking YouTube and a bunch of views on YouTube and all this shit to make her look like it matters.

Speaker 1 And that's what they've been doing for the last

Speaker 1 15 years since the internet became a real thing. Dude, we just got, there just came a report out that up to 60% of the internet is bots.
Right. All right.

Speaker 1 So this is how they've manufactured the social narrative for over a decade.

Speaker 1 They have used fake accounts that appear to be real to boost up narratives they agree with and tear down narratives they don't agree with. And it's, I guarantee you, bro.

Speaker 1 Take a look at her right now because her podcast is the big number one news for the last two days and she's only has 19 or 20,000 followers.

Speaker 1 Check back in a month or two months. She'll have 5 million and she'll be the hero of pot.
It's all fucking hocus pocus. Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this conversation.

Speaker 1 Let us know how you guys think, what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, Mr.
Andy. Yeah.
We have a thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

Speaker 1 All right. This is where we bring a topic in, bring a headline in.
We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options.
So with that being said, let's check in on the NFL.

Speaker 1 That's an NFL topic. Joe, before you, no, Joe, ice cream, Joe, before you tell me, I know we were heavy on the F-bombs today.

Speaker 1 Joe always gives me a report of how many F-bombs we said, and he's like, They bet on it. I tell him, I'm like,

Speaker 1 Oh, you guys bet on it? Yeah, they bet on it. No, you don't.
Do you really? I win every day.

Speaker 1 You take the over every day. You take the over every day.
Look, look.

Speaker 1 I know I was heavy today, bro. Because he's going to text me later.
He's going to be like, FYI,

Speaker 1 you were at 4,000 pounds.

Speaker 1 Because I tell him, hey,

Speaker 1 help me bring it down.

Speaker 1 He does it. But today, I failed.
So I just want to, I'm aware.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I actually do want to know the real number. It's like, I know it's a record.
Count it. Yeah.
All right. Well, let's go check in on the NFL.

Speaker 1 Man, that shit makes me mad, dude.

Speaker 1 That blatant hypocrisy that they think nobody notices. Well,

Speaker 1 they're insulting. It's insult.
That's what it is. It's insult.
It's insulting the average. Who's doing something about these egg prices? Well, you all slaughtered 250 million fucking chickens, man.

Speaker 1 Like, it takes a minute for a chicken to grow up and fucking start laying eggs again. And by the way, that's happening.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, it's simple supply-demand.

Speaker 1 Take away the fucking supply.

Speaker 1 Wow, we burnt down. We burnt down all the tobacco plants.
There's no cigarettes. The price went up.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Make these cigarette prices go. Stop yarning this shit down.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 All right, man. Thumbs up and dumb as fuck.
Let's check in on the NFL. Thumbs up and dumb as fuck.
Headline reads.

Speaker 1 NFL rookie fumes after being forced to pick up six-figure check for team dinner at luxury Detroit Steakhouse. So let's dive into this a little bit.
So Detroit Lions rookie Terion Arnold received.

Speaker 1 I've taken some big groups to dinner. Yeah.
How the fuck fuck do you get to six figures?

Speaker 1 Well, we got to think one. These are all like giants.
Okay. And it's pretty much like the majority of your veterans on the team.

Speaker 1 All right, let's hear it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Detroit's Lion rookie Tarion Arnold received a scare when he reportedly picked up the check at the team's dinner.

Speaker 1 Rookie dinners are often a traditional welcome to the NFL by a lot of teams around the league when the franchise's newcomers are made to pay the often extortionate tap for their veteran teammates.

Speaker 1 Damn, dude. As the 2024 season came to a close, it was Arnold's turn to step up for the Detroit Lions.
And the first-round pick received a reality check along with the actual check.

Speaker 1 Arnold, the 24th overall pick in last year's draft, took to social media to reveal that he had allegedly paid the check for himself and 19 of his teammates at the luxurious sexy steak restaurant in Detroit on January 2015.

Speaker 1 Fucking strip club? Probably. Yeah.
Probably sounds like it. Um, they get some special yum yum sauce in there.
Uh,

Speaker 1 the next thing's gonna be uh, Arnold is uh on the uh injured reserve list uh because he contracted a uh

Speaker 1 non-curable sexual disease. He did a drug test, test positive for something,

Speaker 1 but um, yeah, so let's check this clip out. He posted this to uh TikTok, I believe.
Check it out,

Speaker 1 we popping out

Speaker 1 So the motherfucker's got a T-Money Team medallion on his fucking chain. Well, so the check.
So he's got Floyd Mayweather as his fucking agent. Yeah.
The check was $80,000.

Speaker 1 And then with tax and gratuity, it totaled, came to $102,000. Yeah.
$102,000.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a lot for 20 people, bro. Bro, what the fuck were y'all ordering? Well, I mean, look, that has to be a strip club because only at a strip club do you pay that much for regular stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. Like, steak's like fucking $500.
Yeah, that's right. It has to be.

Speaker 1 Look it up, dude. Sexy steak.
Is that a strip club? I'm looking it up. No.
It's a real restaurant. It's a real restaurant.
It's a steakhouse. Well, that must be their theme.
Like, sexy steak.

Speaker 1 Like, we're not a strip club, but we charge like one. Yeah, right, right.
You know? Yeah. You don't have to leave, worry about getting married.
And it's not that expensive, too.

Speaker 1 A filet mignon is 70 bucks. That's pretty.
That's pretty. I mean, that's up there.
That's a nice restaurant there. It's not like crazy.
It's not crazy, but I mean, fuck, what would they order?

Speaker 1 We go to any Vegas restaurants more than that.

Speaker 1 17 to 20 is 1,400.

Speaker 1 Look, bro,

Speaker 1 they had to have been ordering all the big bottles of liquor and champagne and shit. Jesus.
But, dude, I tell you what.

Speaker 1 I've taken some big groups to dinner, and we've gone hard,

Speaker 1 hard,

Speaker 1 and you know, not even half of that. Yeah, right.
You know what I'm saying, right? What's the most you ever had to spend at a dinner? Uh,

Speaker 1 well, I know, but I'm a little embarrassed to say because, like, people are going to get upset, but you know, uh, well, you're protecting your teams and shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's different about 40 grand, $40,000, yeah, but that's like a big group, dude. That's like a big, that's like a whole company eating whatever the fuck they want.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what I'm saying, that's not drinking and eating the whole night. Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah, that's not bad. Not

Speaker 1 This is when the company was smaller. Not how it is now.
Yeah. Like, obviously we couldn't fit everybody, but this was like...

Speaker 1 We bring the restaurants here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Yeah.
But, but, I mean, yeah, dude. I mean,

Speaker 1 I believe it was a craft steak dinner and drinks that we went to in Vegas,

Speaker 1 which is an amazing place. Take care of the whole team.
We had like, you know, the party room plus like half the restaurant. And, you know, it was 40 grand.
I wasn't shocked by it. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 You know, but like it wasn't 20 people, it was like 60 people, yeah, right, you know, that's crazy, bro. Well, apparently, so uh,

Speaker 1 while the article continues: while many NFL stars rake in millions, including Josh Allen and his new $330 million contract, rookies tend to be on lower deals.

Speaker 1 Arnold's rookie deal is a four-year contract worth $14.3 million,

Speaker 1 but his 2024 base salary was only $795. That's a big chunk for fucking dinner, then.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Damn, dude.
They hit him hard. I'd be pissed too.
That's what I'm saying. Apparently, that's a thing.
Like a rookie dinner is their thing, man. Yeah, well, dude, I mean, that's not cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's not cool. That's fucked up.
That's fucked up. Yeah.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 That's not cool, man. No.

Speaker 1 That is fucked up. So, you know, but I don't know.
Maybe, you know.

Speaker 1 Culture, maybe, I guess, is a culture with that. To me, I look at that.
That's like fucking Hazenberg. We all know what the fuck happened.

Speaker 1 Everybody went in there and ordered five of everything that was the most expensive thing on the fucking menu. Yeah, right.
Right. The Louis V's, the fucking.
Probably took half of it home with them.

Speaker 1 Right. You know, and fuck, bro.
I feel bad for that guy. Yeah, fuck.
That's, dude, that's fucking one-seventh of his entire salary. And by the way, that's before tax.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 So that means after tax, he's making 400 grand. It's probably more like that.
So it's a quarter of his fucking take-home income. That's fucked up.
That is fucked up. That's fucked up.
It's fucked up.

Speaker 1 It'd be different if he signed a hundred million dollar deal. Right.
You know? It's different. Man, dude, I'd be pissed too.
Should we do rookie dinners here, though, for the team?

Speaker 1 Like, Joe's the newest guy. What? I was just thinking about this.
Like, Joe's the newest guy on the team. Right.

Speaker 1 I'm not doing it. Let's go to Twisted Tree.
No.

Speaker 1 Look at Joe Swinton.

Speaker 1 No, I would never do that. No.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you a free meal.
That's all. Bro,

Speaker 1 I don't think I've been to a dinner. The only person I've been to dinner with in the last

Speaker 1 10 years that's paid for dinner. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Two people that I can name. One is Doug.
Doug Sands.

Speaker 1 So we have to fight over the bill when we go to dinner. I see that.
Because he's a gentleman. He's a great fucking dude.
And Alex Ramosi. That's the other one.
So

Speaker 1 we've had to, we take turns, but like we both think that the other guy paid last time. So we argue.
But like, dude, those are the two guys that I've gone to dinner with that have

Speaker 1 paid. Otherwise, I pay all the time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's great. Yeah.
That's wild, man. Yeah, so what do we, what are we giving this? Um, thumbs up, I think it's thumbs down, bro.
I think that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 Like, I mean, look, dude, it's one thing to hit them with like a 20K dinner. Yeah, right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, which that's still a lot. Yeah, it's, it's, fuck yeah, that's a lot, bro.

Speaker 1 A $20,000 dinner. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, you got, I know we, I know we're all, you know, in awe of all the Instagram kids that say, you know, $100 million ain't that much money and they can spend $5 million in five seconds, whatever the fuck these fucking idiots say.

Speaker 1 But $20,000 is a lot of fucking money, bro. I don't give a fuck who you are.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm richer than all those motherfuckers put together. It's a lot of money.
I think it's a lot of money. $200,000 is a lot of money.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 $100,000, bro. Jesus.

Speaker 1 That's pain. That's fucked up.
Yeah, I'd be pissed. I'd be asked for a trade.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
All right. Well, you know.
But I've heard of other traditions too, though. Like, like, the quarterback buys all of his lineman's like Rolex or something.
Yeah, you should. I mean, you.

Speaker 1 You should. Listen, dude.
Listen.

Speaker 1 There is plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL. We're going to talk about football now.
There's plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL that are fucking great, that look terrible because their line is terrible.

Speaker 1 You know, when a quarterback becomes an all-pro, makes the Pro Bowl, wins championship,

Speaker 1 no, it's the fucking big dudes in the front making sure he can do his job. And that's just like any other company, by the way.
Like a lot of these people out here pretend like it's all them, bro.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't be able to do shit if you didn't have a fucking good team. You got to take care of the team.
Yeah, that's right. And so, like, dude, I.

Speaker 1 Bro, my quarterback in high school i bought all my executives watches yeah i bought you one yeah i got one yeah yeah

Speaker 1 well i pulled a dude out of his house for mine yeah well it's a little different he deserved it he did deserve it no but um no man the quarterback you guys you guys ready for yours too you ready for your watches i got you little casios calculator on it

Speaker 1 bro they're cool yeah the casios are sick the gold casios with the fucking stretch classic yeah it's classic, it's a classic, yeah, man. No, I'm gonna start rocking that, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna start rocking that instead of my other shit, the Casio, and then when people are like, What's that? I'd be like, That's how I count all my money, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, no, quarterbacks, I think quarterbacks do that, I think that's like a tradition, you know.
You gotta take care of your line.

Speaker 1 I, I, I see that, but dude, those quarterbacks get paid to big dollars, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly, you know, that'd be like me taking 60 dudes here and legit making the new guy pay. Like, bro, that's fucked up.
Welcome to the team, bro.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the team. You are now fucked.

Speaker 1 Add that to the tab, Joe. Yeah, well, now you got to work here so you can pay off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 It's just like the government. It makes sense.
It's just like the government. It makes sense, man.
I get it now. And now it makes sense.
We're going to make you poor so you have to work.

Speaker 1 Better play good. You're going to fucking pay that bill off.
Fuck, dude. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got, man.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't be a hoe. Show the show.

Speaker 1 Remember sleeping on the floor. Now my druid box froze.
Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove. Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her own bank road.
Can't fold. That's a no.

Speaker 1 Headshot case clothes.