940. Andy & DJ CTI: Jimmy Kimmel Goes Nuclear Over ABC Cancelling Him, Kash Patel Doubles Down On Handling Of Epstein Files & Brigitte Macron To Present Evidence To Prove She’s A Woman

Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck up stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold.

Dussa, no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

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Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today,

we have Andy and DJ cruise the motherfucking internet.

That's what we're gonna do.

That's DJ over there.

I'm Andy.

Hello, children.

Yes.

Yeah, we're Ebony and Ivory.

That's right.

Are you new guys?

There we are.

So, uh,

Ebony and

Ivory.

What?

Anyway,

we'll just get right into it, man.

That's fine.

Hey, sorry for not having a show yesterday, guys.

This is coming out on Saturday.

It's just been

one of those weeks.

So, yeah.

All right.

yeah yeah my uh

my uncle who is basically my second dad growing up passed away um last week he fell down

five six years ago hit his head real bad and has been like in

not incapacitated but just different since then and uh

Last night was his wake and today was the burial.

And so,

yeah,

it was surreal.

It wasn't sad.

It was actually the first funeral I've been to in a long time where it seemed like people were in good spirits.

Not because, you know, obviously he was dead, but

just a great man.

Someone who, for me, and I feel like I owe him to say this,

you know,

very similar to me in personality.

The eulogy that my

cousin John Paul gave was about Italian bread, about Italian bread, how it's very crunchy on the outside, but on the inside, it's super soft.

And that's how he was, dude.

He was

very straightforward,

very caring, did all kinds of things for people that no one ever found out about or knew about that he didn't want anybody knowing about, and has supported our family in a very

valuable way um for as long as i've been on the earth and it's just it's

i would just found myself being very grateful to have him you know what i mean and um

and then i got to see all my cousins who i haven't seen in a long time and that was really cool and

just uh

yeah man it's just i'm very very grateful um

i know not everybody has that you know i had a great dad but i also had like another dad, you know what I mean?

And that's, that's, uh, this is my dad's brother, my dad's older brother.

That's a privilege, bro.

You had two dads.

I didn't even have one.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Sucks to be you.

Yeah.

So, but yeah, dude, it was, it was something about people being at peace, though.

You know, I think that's.

Yeah, you know, I mean, because I had the privilege of meeting him once.

You met him after his accident, but it was post-accident.

Yeah.

And he was just different.

He was sharp.

He was really fucking sharp up until then.

And it's weird because

I was looking through pictures.

You know, he was a huge hockey fan.

And

in 2019, here in St.

Louis, we won the Stanley Cup.

And

literally, like

right after that, this accident happened.

And his whole life, he was a hockey fan.

He was friends with Ron Karan.

He used to be the blues GM.

And I was his best friend.

And so like growing up, He used to always be at all the blues games up in

the GM box.

And like, you know, when we were kids, dude, he would, we would get to go up there.

And it's funny because,

you know, we had Brett Hull and Kelly Chase here.

And like, dude, when we were kids, like, Ron Karan would like let us go in the locker room after the game once in a while.

That was fucking cool.

Yeah.

But all their dicks were hanging out.

So, you know what I'm saying?

So like.

Like you're a little kid, you're walking around.

There's all these dudes with these big old schlongs.

And you look at George, like, yeah, like, what the fuck's going on, man?

And that's what I remember about the blues locker room.

but uh but yeah dude it was it was he was just an awesome guy man yeah and um

you know he he's he's raised an amazing family

it's just not many dudes like that anymore man yeah yeah but for sure one thing that was really cool today

um

which i wanted to mention on the show was

As we were going in the funeral procession, we passed a bunch of, like, not the same, but like three different construction crews who were working.

Cause like where he, our family's church, like our Frisella family church is St.

Ambrose, which is down on the hill.

And if you don't know St.

Louis, the hill is one of the last remaining authentic Italian communities and one of the biggest Italian communities in the whole country.

And it was cool because

when we were driving through, there's a lot of construction going on.

By the way, I haven't been down there in a while.

It was beautiful.

There's all kinds of new stuff going on down there.

Revitalization of the old stuff, too.

It was fucking cool.

But like the construction crews, you know, like in a like in small town America, you know, usually when a procession goes by, people pull over or they stop and like put their hand over their heart.

Yep.

All three of the construction crews did that.

All of them.

Like every man on the crew.

That's cool.

And it was, and it was just,

it almost made me emotional because it reminded me of like, sometimes I come in here and I'm like, why the fuck are we doing this?

You know, and it just reminded me that, like,

there's still a lot of really good people out there.

For sure.

You know what I mean?

It was, it was really cool to see to see that.

And then there was an immigrant who didn't know the fucking, you don't, you know, enter, get into a funeral procession.

Yeah.

So he's driving like an asshole, honking his horn, and the cop almost beat the fuck out of him.

Good.

So I like that.

Yeah, that's always good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The cop jumped out of his car and went right over to him and fucking gave him the oh that's great yeah it was awesome that was great so i thought we were going to get to see a beating but we didn't yeah but that would have made the day maybe next time yeah

yeah man yep so

sick uh well sweet man yeah so that's what i did this morning it's nice yeah that's nice um i went supposed to be at rigazzi's right now drinking beer but i'm on 75 hard

and i had to record this show for podcaster for y'all yeah i gotta do my job my side job well this morning um i did some things i uh went to your closet

i see that yeah this is this is actually yours yeah i know

yeah you know what that wouldn't have fit you six months ago that's right that's right now it's not the bet yeah now why are you wearing a christmas sweater well so

these are you know it actually looks pretty good dude i'm not gonna lie listen i i feel close to you yeah

Yeah, I mean,

I feel good, you know, fits great.

Bro, I wore that motherfucker Christmas Day.

Did you really?

Oh, yeah.

That Yeah.

I loved it.

And you won't get it back.

But

I know that.

Because you're going to, I ran away with it.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

No, man, boy, you know, a lot of people were asking about this last year, and

nobody could get them, right?

Well, they're on pre-sale right now.

Okay.

Andy for Solidarity.

Did we sell those last year?

Yeah.

Oh, so other people got them.

Well, you can't get them now.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, I know we sold them out.

But listen, the sale ends, the pre-sale for these, the pre-orders for these sweaters right here ends today when when you guys are listening to this.

Today.

Tomorrow, Saturday.

Saturday, today.

Yes.

Yeah, so fucking buy one.

Yeah.

Or don't.

Or don't, and you'll be a communist.

Yeah, that's right.

You know, if you want to piss some family members off this year.

You won't piss anybody off.

No?

Nah.

No?

We're over that.

Oh.

Well, I mean, I feel like there might be.

We're past that.

We're now

the team.

That's right.

Fuck them.

Yeah.

Well, Well, you know, get yours.

Dude, I got some liberal cousins, bro.

Yeah.

Don't think I didn't sneak in a few comments about cutting dicks off.

You still got yours.

They all fucking laughed, though.

It was all

good times, man.

It's all.

They finally realized that, yes, I'm an extremist.

And yeah, it is what it is.

Yep.

Wear it proudly, man.

Wear it proudly.

Yeah, so guys, if you want your own sweater, go to antifasola.com or realamericanfreedomgear.com.

You guys can find them there.

It looks good on you, bro.

I'm probably sleeping in it.

Yeah.

You should.

I'm not going to lie.

I mean, it's cozy because, I mean, it's fucking 50 degrees in here.

But yeah.

So that's a sweat.

Let's get into the fuckery that is going on in the world.

Shall we?

I think we shall.

I mean, listen, I'm down, man.

We got a lot.

Bro, I'll tell you what.

What?

There's so much shit going on right now.

Like,

and so much fake shit.

Oh, yeah.

Like, the amount of fake propaganda shit that's hitting the internet is,

it's really unreal.

Like, it's so hard to know what is the actual truth right now.

Well, we said that too.

And it's like, especially, because I've been seeing a lot of the AI shit.

Yeah.

Me too.

And we said this, like, man, we're going to get to a point where they're going to be using AI to cover the crimes.

And it's going to be so good.

Yeah.

We won't be able to tell.

And like, it's like, it's, these are like, you know, people who have, at least in the past, been, you know, I would call credible sources of information.

Yeah.

It's hard.

Posting the shit, like, they're falling for it.

I'm just like, fuck me.

Yeah, it's dangerous times, man.

Dangerous times.

But yeah, a lot of stuff to cover.

So let's get into it.

Hey, bring up the chat real quick.

I want to ask him something.

All right.

Chat.

So would you guys?

Yes, everything is very fake and gay.

Correct.

Would you guys like if I did a

hey, bro?

Nipples cost money.

Listen,

I don't give away nothing for free, bro.

That's right.

You know, nipples, that costs money, dude.

Like,

$1?

I'm fucking sizzling, bitch.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That's cheap, man.

Yeah.

Whatever you take me for.

That wasn't the question I was going to ask.

Fuck.

20 bucks is 20 bucks, though.

I got no pepperonis.

The fuck you talking about, dude?

I'm lean and tight.

That's fat.

Anyway,

chat.

Serious conversation.

Yeah.

So, should I?

I was thinking about doing like a daily Andy Gram message on my Instagram just on Reels, like, like face to camera, like

just every day.

Like, should I do that?

Would you guys share that shit out for me?

Yeah.

All right, cool.

That's a

overwhelmingly.

All right.

Yes.

Yes, Zaddy.

Yes.

Zaddie.

Ooh.

Easy there.

Yeah.

Only if you show nipple.

Bro, we're getting kicked off the tube for that.

Kicked off YouTube.

Oh, man.

All right, man.

Well, yeah, man.

Let's get into it.

I'll put Nipple in my post-workout photo today.

I'll do it.

You will?

A little slip.

Yeah.

A little slip.

Swipe up for the link.

Swipe up for the only calves.

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Only for seller, baby.

Yeah.

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Buy that fucking domain right now.

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All right.

Let's get into it, man.

Guys, remember to pay the fee?

I shouldn't drink this right now.

No?

Oh, one more thing.

Just so you guys know, we are available right now at all 7-Eleven locations.

And it is very important

that when you purchase the drink from 7-Eleven, which I know you all will, that you tag me in it, okay?

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What?

Thank you.

Come again.

He said he helped broker the deal between us.

We are even available at Zshan 71

on the moon.

On the fucking moon, baby.

Yeah.

There's a sign in the window.

It says form energy sold here.

Yeah, that's right.

You were the first account.

That's right.

Yeah.

How you think we got it so good?

It's the special moon technology.

That's right.

Yeah.

The moon beams.

That's right.

Just like we went to the moon in 1969, same technology.

Yeah, for sure.

Same thing.

Well, it's actually different because we lost that technology.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We have to rebuild that.

Yes.

Our new one's called ai

yeah man let's get into it guys don't forget pay what you call you're a fucking idiot that's right actually went to the mood that's right um no but i wanted to uh before we get to our headlines i got something for you oh yeah um personal little experience you've you've had in the past you we've talked about it your mushroom experience right we ain't gotta go through the whole story

oh

it's good to see you

well listen i don't know if these guys listen to the show oh you mean the magic mushrooms The magic mushrooms.

Yeah.

Other types of mushrooms?

I don't know.

Never mind.

No comment.

Yeah.

What the fuck am I missing right now?

I don't know if these guys listen to the show or not, but I thought this was kind of funny.

Four hikers in New York's Catskill Mountains take psychedelic mushrooms, end up calling Rangers for help after freaking out.

Yeah.

I don't know if you've ever heard of this.

No, but I mean, it makes sense.

Yeah, this just just happened.

Um,

if you're uh, the article reads: if you're ever considering going for a hike in a vast mountain range, it's probably a good idea to leave your psychedelic drugs at home.

Four hikers who ignored the simple rule of thumb became lost and disoriented in the Catskill Mountains of New York this week after eating some magic mushrooms.

They ended up calling for help and were luckily found by rangers.

Uh, these folks could have easily become part of the group of human beings who mysteriously go missing every year from their mountain range, apparently.

They were taking psychedelic mushrooms.

They were rescued after becoming disoriented and straying off the trail, officials said.

It's the second such case this year in New York's popular mountain areas.

The group called for help around 5 p.m.

on August 29th when one member suffered a quote debilitating high, according to the State Department of Environmental Conservation.

We've all been there, bro.

That's when you're praying to God.

You're like, God,

if you let me live.

Please, baby black Jesus.

If you let me live, I'll never take another mushroom ever again.

This is one of them being carried out.

Oh, yeah, bro.

Look, he shit his pants.

Yeah, I mean, oh, fuck, did he?

It looks like it.

Fuck.

Oh, no, he did, bro.

He did something there.

Good thing he's wearing brown pants.

Yeah.

I mean, look.

You fuck around, you find out.

First of all, dude, like real talk, like,

why is it that all the nature granola people want to go do mushrooms outside, like in the fucking woods?

Yeah.

Like, like, at least do it in woods that you know where the fuck you are.

Yeah, right.

You know, right.

Well, I mean, my thing is, I've never tried them.

I feel like I personally would have to be like in a fucking foam room or something, like a foam-padded room.

Like, I need to be in a very safe space to do that.

Because I don't know what would happen.

You know what I'm saying?

I wouldn't want to have to call the ranger.

It is fucking interesting.

I mean, my mushroom experience was more of an accident than it was an intentional thing.

Math skills.

Yeah.

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, I imagine this would be pretty fucking beautiful to you.

Yeah,

until the whole fucking landscape starts breathing.

Yeah.

You're like, what the fuck is going on?

Is this the end of the world?

Nah, bro.

Like, you know what, man?

I know people use them.

And I do think there's a therapeutic use for mushrooms for sure, especially micro-dosing.

I do believe that.

But it's not for me, man.

Yeah, I get too, I get the micro-dosing makes me too emotional.

I'm way too emotional, dude.

Like,

it's weird.

Yeah, weird vibrations.

Yeah, I don't like it.

Yeah.

It's way too much.

I also feel like there's a certain age, too, that you should be.

You know what I'm saying?

Like,

again, Debbie down or whatever, but like, I feel like you have to have a certain amount of life experience to even be able to

take.

I mean, bro, bro, it was

listen.

It was profound.

Yeah.

Okay.

And I know everybody says that, and everybody has like a similar version of the same story.

I mean, it was certainly very real.

It felt very real.

And obviously, you know,

I don't know.

It felt fucking super real.

And.

Like, so real that like you couldn't convince me that it wasn't real.

Yeah.

You know, and that kind of scared me, dude, a little bit.

Like

it was, but it also gave me some like reassurance.

Like it definitely removed my fear of dying 100%

because it was very apparent that there was way more that we can't see that's out there.

Yeah.

After our life.

Yeah.

And a lot of people will say, oh, you know,

everybody has that and it's just a chemical reaction.

Yeah.

You know, some people argue that life's a chemical reaction.

I mean, there's, there's all kinds of ways to explain things

if you want to generalize it as to what it is.

But I can tell you this, dude,

I wouldn't want to do it out there in the fucking woods and not know where the fuck I was.

Yeah.

That would suck.

That would suck pretty bad.

Yeah.

That would suck pretty bad.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, I just thought, I thought that was interesting.

But let's get into our topics.

Our main headlines for the days.

Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com.

You guys can find them.

I'll link there for you.

That being said, let's get to our first headline, headline number one.

A little update.

We covered this, and I had an unpopular opinion about it.

And I said, hey, I think this might be moving this way.

We got to be careful, right?

Well, let's talk about the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

Because that's been a big talk that's been going on and on.

Jimmy Kimmel goes nuclear over ABC, canceling him for outrageous Charlie Kirk comments.

As insiders reveal he already has a new job planned.

Yeah, welcome to the world of podcasting.

Well, that's what they all do, isn't it?

Yeah, and welcome to the world of being bottom of the list, bitch.

Well, I mean, he was already bottom of the list, be real.

But yeah, so I mean, so he's getting some slack.

It's a lot different to compete with motherfuckers that don't have big networks behind them.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Asked Michelle Obama about that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How's she doing?

Well, I mean, dude, it's a very the pot.

The world of podcasting truly exposes

these celebrities should never do podcasts because it truly exposes how unpopular they are compared to social media influencers that are good at it yeah yeah when you when it's one thing to be seen everywhere because you got to because you're back that's right you're being put in front of everybody right it's another thing to for people to voluntarily turn on your consume it's valuable yeah right 100 bro 100 but uh but yeah so charlie uh the jimmy kimball situation has been igniting some debates all over um i have the original clip uh his monologue of what was said let's check this out.

We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.

In between the finger pointing, there was grieving.

On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half-staff, which got some criticism.

But on a human level, you can see how hard the president is taking this.

My condulations on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk.

May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir?

I think very good.

And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks.

They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years.

And it's going to be a beauty.

Yes.

He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction.

Demolition.

Construction.

This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend.

This is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish, okay?

So that's what was said.

That's it.

That was it.

Okay.

No, he said something about, oh, yeah, he said one of their own.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, right, right, right.

So that, I mean, that was the clip, right?

Like, that was the monologue.

Obviously, a bunch of Hollywood actors and stars and all the fag

sag awards, sorry,

the SAG unions and stuff all got together.

They're all complaining.

You know, but but you they listed in this article, I only know like one name out of this.

It was one of these people are all irrelevant, yeah.

I don't know any of them, comedia Wanda Sykes.

You were popular 20 years ago, right?

30 years ago, Gene Smart.

I don't even know who that is, yeah.

Um, you know, but whatever.

Now, the story goes is that you know, ABC, which we know is owned by Disney, I think they own, like, it's a big conglomerate of like ownership tiers, but apparently they read, they told Kim, like, hey, you got to apologize for it for that, make it right.

Um, and word on the street is is that he refused to apologize for his comics and then submitted a second monologue that went even harder.

Okay.

And then trying to make a point.

Trying to make a point.

Right.

And then that he was, he was pulled for that.

Chairman.

Now, now here, here's, again, I know I talked about this on the last show.

Here's my issue.

If it's, you know, civilian and civilian punishing each other for free speech, cool.

My problem is when the government gets involved.

And if it's done at the hands of the government, like we've seen with the Twitter files, right?

How the Biden administration had these private back deal

communications set up with all the social media companies and are selectively telling them what accounts and what influencers to punish and saddle.

That's a problem.

That's a problem.

Now, if Bob Eager and Disney and ABC was just like, hey, you know what?

We don't like Jimmy Kimmel no more.

He doesn't fit with our values or views.

And they decided to do it on their own.

Cool.

How was he performing at this time?

Oh, absolutely terrible.

Okay.

Absolutely terrible.

I feel like this was the last straw.

For sure.

And it's being made into something else.

Well, and so that's the thing.

It's like there's talks now that Brendan Carr, who is the FCC chair, had something to do with this and was threatening ABC about pulling their licensing.

Is there proof of that?

Well, Brandon Carr.

He says the FCC chairman is threatening immediate action against Jimmy Kimmel, ABC, and Disney for deliberately misleading the public by claiming Charlie Kirk's assassin was a mega conservative.

Well,

that's incredibly damaging for sure.

And divisive and inflammatory to the social narrative.

I'm sure.

I don't disagree.

Yeah, you shouldn't be able to lie like that.

But here's the thing.

My only pushback, dude, is like they were doing all this shit with COVID.

None of those people have been punished, Brendan Carr.

Listen.

What about all the

NBC anchors and all the death counts?

Yeah, dude.

Look, I've been saying this for for years, okay?

Cancel culture is not a good thing.

Yeah.

And

I fucking said this.

There has to be clips of me, a dozen of them saying cancel culture will eventually swing back.

I kept telling people, you need to be careful.

You need to be careful.

You guys need to stop because this is going to swing the other way and it's going to be far more harsh.

And Here we are.

Same thing about, you know, businesses wanting to be pro-America that I told you all to have entrepreneurship and business in your life.

Oh, dude, I don't know.

You know, like, that's scary.

No, no, no.

And now you're behind the curve.

All right.

So,

yeah, man, this is not surprising to me.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, you know,

I see both sides of this.

Yeah.

Okay.

None of these people had a fucking problem with any of this when they were the ones that could say whatever they wanted about anybody and have no repercussions.

And if anybody said anything to the counter of those points, they were deplatformed, debanked, canceled, fired, their lives ruined.

And that's only

towards the one side.

And they never, for 10 years, dude, 15 years now, since social media really came about, it has been entirely pro-left wing.

all right

they these people have no comprehension the hell that they created for other people who share differing in opinions over the last decade they're completely oblivious to it people like jimmy kimmel and people all these celebrities and all this

got paid money to push these social narratives that were not in line with objective reality and when people stood up and said no they got destroyed.

And so how many lives got destroyed over the last decade on social media for simply having a different opinion, observing facts differently?

We're talking about millions of lives, real talk.

Real lives.

Okay.

And then

these people come around

and this terrible event happens with Charlie Kirk.

The

middle right community of America, the common sense of America, is so tired of listening to these people bitch and whine and complain and talk about how they're the moral authority when, dude, they're all degenerates, okay?

They're fucking each other.

It's just a fucking,

it's a cesspool of immorality on the far left.

That's the truth.

So then they kill.

this man, this young man who represents Christianity, a well-rounded family, who gives out a very balanced message, who allows people, he's the only one that was allowing people to have a voice against what his opinions were, and they kill him.

And then they have the audacity to complain about being fired for

their opinions

when

their opinions just got a man fucking killed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So they they want to cry about being fired over their opinions when this man got shot over his.

Do you understand?

Absolutely.

Okay.

So

when we talk about this cancel culture issue, yes, objectively,

I totally agree that it's a bad thing.

And

I don't know what the answer is, bro, because

there has to be some sort of understanding on that side of what the fuck they've done, right?

Like if you smack a fucking person 700 times in a row and they never fucking hit you back, you don't know what that feels like.

You don't come to respect the power that you are imposing on someone else unless you felt similar power yourself.

This is sort of like the find out part of the fuck around.

And they're finding out very harshly.

And then what they're really finding out, which is why they're so shocked, is that their opinions, their thoughts, their beliefs, their jokes are only funny and relevant to a very small amount of people.

And they're surprised by this because they live in that fucking bubble.

Okay.

So

I understand what's happening to them.

And I also understand how cancel culture is not something that can exist for us to move forward in society.

But if I'm being honest, we can't move forward in society with a communist element in our country that's financing the division and the destruction and the destabilization of our entire fucking society, which is what these people have been doing for years and years and years.

They are in the club.

They are told what to say.

They are handed a script.

They are paid a lot of money to deliver that script.

And they don't give a shit if that script is helpful or harmful to this country.

And so that's a big problem.

Now,

if we had a group of

like-minded people, because dude, these people don't belong in a capitalist-free society.

They don't believe in it.

And by the way, they fucking hate people like me and you and the people listening.

They don't hate us like we would say something like, man, I can't fucking stand those people, blah, blah, blah.

But like, if we saw them on the side of the road on fucking,

their cars on fire and they're stuck in it we'd all stop to help them but these motherfuckers if they saw a pickup truck with a Trump sticker on the back and it was on fire on the side of the road they'd fucking put it on the internet and laugh and that's the difference of what we're talking about we cannot tolerate that level of inhumanity you can't tolerate it in civil society Okay, because eventually, if those people have leverage or power over everybody else, they'll fucking kill them.

Okay, and this is how genocides happen.

They generalize a big part of the population by political belief or race or religion, and then they end up killing them eventually because they guilt those people into allowing them to have space.

You guys discriminate against us.

You guys are prejudiced against us.

You hate us for this or you hate us for that.

And we're like, no, we don't.

We don't fucking hate you for that.

We don't agree with some of this shit, but I don't want to cut my dick off.

Yeah, but I don't like hate you right but the difference is they hate us and until we understand that as a reality because we have good hearts and we are people of empathy for real which we need honestly dude charlie kirk's right we need less of it we have to deal with the that's the reality of what it is and you would never let someone who wanted you dead to live in your motherfucking yard you wouldn't you wouldn't let it happen And there's way more people like us than there is of them, and they are learning that.

And yeah, I think it's objectively wrong, but I also think it's fucking necessary.

Objectively necessary.

Yeah, because, like, dude, these guys haven't fucking felt any of this pain, and they've caused a ton of pain.

Now, here's the problem with that.

Where do you go from that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Do you go?

Because

if you part of what I used to say is, I would say, we better hope that whoever is in power when the pendulum swings back isn't a real tyrant because they will take control of the United States and these people will be fucked.

Okay, meaning the far left people that hate us.

What's happening?

Okay.

And so

I guess what I'm saying is I don't know

how to go back

to the way it was.

Like before cancel culture because

I don't think we can allow what the fuck they're doing.

So like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I don't know.

I guess, I don't know.

I don't like it.

I don't like that people are getting fired.

I don't take joy in watching people lose their livelihoods.

But like, I would fire someone who said that shit.

Well, I'd be like, if someone came, if someone posted on their motherfucking Instagram or whatever,

Fuck it, I'm glad this motherfucker's dead, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Dude, I fuck it.

You're gone, dude.

I'm sorry.

That's not okay.

And that's why why I think most of these people are getting fired because it's a bad look for where they work.

It's absolutely terrible.

It's no different than like the, you know,

I think it was in Congress they like voted to make like October 14th

like a national day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk.

There were like 49 or so, I think, Democrats that voted against it.

It's like those people will forever like, okay, you're exposing yourself.

Well, that's the best thing that's happened here is people are exposed.

Yeah.

Okay.

These people have been in such a

such a protected state for so long that they felt like they could say and do anything.

And now they're like, wait, what do you mean?

And they also thought that they still had the power, which is a shock to them as well.

And I've been telling you guys, we have the power for years.

They've never had the power.

That's why the bots have been so prevalent.

That's why we're seeing so many bots saying, fuck Charlie Kirk.

This is why the censorship has been happening on the internet for over 15 years.

This shit that the FBI was was doing and the government telling Zuckerberg and Twitter to censor, that was happening fucking 2010, dude.

That's not new.

Okay.

So

now it's flipped.

And

I don't know.

Like, yes, I understand the argument of, fuck,

free speech is free speech.

But that doesn't mean that companies have to tolerate your ignorance.

No, and that's not my position at all, right?

Like, I'm, I'm 100.

100%, again, you have an employee here that does, and you fire them for that.

Absolutely.

I get what you're saying.

You're saying the government can't.

I just don't want the government involved in that process.

I agree with that.

And like, and for me, it's like, again, like, if

that, like, to me, that's, that's a true capitalist society.

Like, you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do with your business.

The government shouldn't be telling you what to do with it.

Yeah, but that's the line that I'm like, okay, we can really, like, it can very quickly cross over.

We've already seen it.

Yeah, well, I mean, look, dude, there's repercussions to everything.

The reason this is happening is because they did it it first.

Right, right, right.

So, you know, like, dude, you're going to poke the bear.

You can poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.

Eventually, it's going to swipe your fucking head off.

And that's what's happening here.

Yeah.

And I really don't feel bad about it.

Like,

I'm like, well, you know, like,

I mean, how many times did we get fucked with?

How many people have we had to arrest?

How many fucking stalkers have we had?

How many fucking harassment people have we had?

Bro, these people have been running free for so long with no fucking fear.

For us to ever move forward, they're going to have to fucking understand that they can't, there's going to understand there's that to be a boundary and that boundary has to be set with fucking force.

Yeah.

Okay.

So

maybe, maybe they'll learn and shut the fuck up, but I don't think that's going to be the case.

I think these people are totally indoctrinated.

I think there's millions of people that fucking legitimately wish that all conservatives and regular Americans were fucking dead.

And

that's what I've seen on the internet, dude.

No, I've seen the same thing.

And I think not just bot comments.

I'm talking about real people.

Videos.

Yeah, real people.

And that's the thing.

It's like, I mean, to your point earlier about like, you know, even like the celebrities doing the podcast shit, the problem now is that you had people like Jimmy Kimmel who, again, he was popular by force.

He was not popular by.

Bro, listen.

Is there anybody?

He's not even fucking funny.

Okay, that's what I was going to say.

Yeah, he's not funny.

Is there anybody legitimately that's ever fucking laughed at a single thing that he's ever done?

Yeah.

No.

Like it's boomer comedy for people that are 70 plus.

Yeah, this shit's not funny.

It's never been funny.

Who's that other guy?

Cobear?

Yeah, not funny.

That guy's not fucking funny.

No.

And these motherfuckers were out there in their vaccine outfits telling people to take this shit.

Doing fucking Brock.

Bro, they were fucking threatening to arrest us if we didn't wear a mask.

They were telling us we're going to jail.

They threatened to fine me $700,000 per employee if I didn't force them to take this shit.

Like,

dude, listen,

you cannot fucking fuck with people when the people are powerful and they're more powerful than you.

And the biggest misjudgment that's been made here is that these fucking clowns have been built up to think they're fucking invincible because their whole life they've been told they're special or

they win because you know they showed up or you know because they fucking make their hair pink and do all this crazy shit and people are like oh you're so beautiful the world lied to you okay the the people who say that are manipulating you they want you to be that to serve their fucking shit and if you look back and read a fucking book that's been going on for a hundred and something years yeah okay they're useful idiots the average iq in this country at this point is under a hundred hundred is supposed to be the baseline of average Okay,

up to 40% of men under the age of 30 are fucking virgins.

All right.

So think about the culture that we've created in this country over the last 15 fucking years.

That guy who's 30 years old, when he was 15, think about what he's been being told.

These motherfuckers were all lied to, and they're pissed at the wrong people.

They're pissed at all the people who were like, had, you know, good influences around them or whatever that were like, are at least smart enough to say, no,

I'm going to work out and eat right and make a bunch of fucking money and not be weird.

And they're mad at those people because those people chose the path, the right path.

And they chose the wrong one.

Bro, I'm sorry, but these people, the people that you trusted, your parents, your teachers, the government, your activists, the people that you believe in, they lied.

They lied to you, bro.

They lied to you.

And it's not us, the conservatives or the middle people or, you know, the pro-freedom people.

I'm not even a fucking conservative.

I'm a pro-freedom, okay?

Which is why I have such a difficult problem processing this actual

yeah because like i do fucking understand

that it's a violation

but how do you teach them

how how do you get them to stop doing what they were doing to other people without making them feel what they were doing yeah no 100 so i it's a very hard thing to talk about and

You know, personally, like my personal opinion, like how I feel emotionally about it, not logically, emotionally is like, I'm like, yeah, fuck them.

Fucking get what they deserve.

I get that.

But my logical brain

says, fuck.

If we don't have a responsible party at the top, this could get very bad.

But at the same time, those, like I said, those people won't fucking piss on us if we are on fucking fire.

Not only that.

And how much worse can it get?

Yeah, but so why the fuck should people stand up for that?

Yeah.

You know, like they've put the other people in in such a corner that like,

you know, eventually people are like,

fuck you.

Yeah.

Well, I think, too, it's like the other piece of this, man, like we were saying, they're exposed.

I'm conflicted on it, I guess is what I'm saying.

I'm not, I'm not.

Like I said, as long, I just want the government to stay out of it.

Outside of that, whatever the fuck you want to do.

Because like, I mean, here's, here's the other piece, like with this Jimmy Kimmel shit, you know, like they, uh, like they also gave him an opportunity to like, you know, they'll let them back on back on there if he does like a public apology and makes a donation, a turning point.

The dude makes a decent amount of money.

He's all right.

He declined that.

Like, they're showing themselves.

But again, I don't know if this was so much of an FCC government push.

Again, Brandon Carr spoke against what was all sad.

But there was also some money.

There's money issues.

Again, Jimmy Kimmel wasn't fucking doing right.

Right.

And apparently, there was a big deal, like a business deal, merger type deal going on that was valued at $6.2 billion

that allegedly this was

threatening.

Yeah.

Of course.

And so it's like,

yeah, so whoever's trying to buy the company probably told him, hey, get rid of that motherfucker.

We ain't doing the deal.

Exactly.

And again, that's a capitalist society.

No, that's freedom.

Bro, that is a normal procedure of acquiring a company.

If a company wants...

If a company thinks that its current leadership is any sort of liability or something they're doing, they will say to you, we will not buy the company unless you do that.

Yep.

Yeah.

And it sounds like, like what this says here, it says Jimmy Kimmel's comments on the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk weren't just noxiously offensive and seemingly misleading.

They were seemingly, they were misleading.

Yeah.

Their timing was also incredibly bad.

They threatened to derail Nextstar's $6.2 billion takeover of rival broadcaster Tenga

Tegna

telecom inside Insider's Tell on the Money.

So look, dude, yeah, I mean, there's that too.

There's poor ratings, there's distasteful comments, it's off-putting to the majority of humans, not just Americans.

That's why there's vigils going on globally for this man, Charlie Kirk.

And I mean, real talk, dude, like to sit there and try to fucking bag on Charlie Kirk after he just got his neck shot out on fucking national team.

How symbolic is that?

Listen, you're a fucking piece of shit.

Piece of shit.

And I'm going to be real, dude all these people crying about their jobs and i think it's funny yeah i think it's funny now what does it mean for america i don't know but right now i'm laughing and

that's what it is

by the way uh you know and that's coming from two dudes who have faced the fucking beast of cancel culture probably as much as anybody over the last five five six years so

You know,

stand up to it if you don't like it.

But I tell you what,

people ain't going to tolerate your all shit in person anymore.

You know,

I see these people trying to desecrate these vigils and shit.

They're getting their fucking asses beat, which is what should happen.

There's not a single situation that an American man should let one of these little twerps fuck with us ever again.

It should never happen again.

Because they have learned that our tolerance has basically no limit.

And for them to stop stepping on our fucking toes, you're going to have to stomp on their fucking throat for a minute.

And then when they're breathing hard and they're like, I'm done, I'm done, I swear, I was just fucking around, then you can maybe talk to them.

But right now, they're in that foot on the throat phase, and they got to learn.

Yeah, and dude, I was thinking more it's either that, bro, or they'll end up getting killed.

Yeah, because the people aren't going to take this, no, all right, no,

and they're not equipped to fight that battle.

No, these are fucking dorks, okay?

They don't know how they like this uh group up there in uh

Salt Lake City, like the armed train.

Like, dude, look,

bring it, bitch.

Yeah, right.

You know what I'm saying?

Right.

Like, nobody's scared of you fuckers.

And by the way,

I would be very careful if I were them.

If I were one of them, I'd be very fucking, I would get quiet.

I would shut the fuck up.

And I would try to live my life.

And people will leave you alone.

That's the thing.

You were being left alone.

You were being left alone.

Dude.

Wasn't good enough, bro, because they don't want to be left alone.

No, no.

I was thinking more on the Charlie situation, too, man.

Of just like the

how symbolic it actually was.

The guy that was for free speech getting shot in the fucking throat.

Oh, no, I know.

Yeah.

I know.

Dude.

It's fucking, it's still surreal.

Honestly.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

You want to remember how much tolerance you should give these people?

Go watch Charlie Kirk's video, the up close one, about 10 times in a fucking row.

Then go watch all of the videos of all the press saying all this fucking hateful, crazy shit about violence and Nazis and this and that and this.

And then go watch the people laughing about him getting his throat shot out.

Okay.

And then you will realize that you should have no fucking

any sort of remorse for any of these people because I fucking don't.

No.

I fucking don't.

Now, I recognize that there may be issues with the country moving forward, but I don't have any fucking remorse for these people.

We'll cross the dollar when we got to.

If you fucking celebrate a man who has two kids, who's doing the best he can for this country and giving you an opportunity to argue with them and make your case, which y'all can't fucking do because none of your shit's based in reality.

And you're celebrating this motherfucker getting killed like that, fuck you.

You don't belong in America.

No.

Period.

And we talk about this free speech shit and everybody can do whatever they want.

They've taken that beyond fucking what is reasonable.

Okay.

And then Pam Bondi comes out on TV, which makes it even worse.

There's hate speech and then there's free speech.

There's no fucking hate speech.

To all you young motherfuckers, that's a new term.

Yeah.

Okay.

That is not something.

That's like a last.

That's post-2000.

Yes.

No.

Maybe even

2015.

Yeah, right, right.

Okay.

Fucking hate speech isn't a real thing.

No.

Okay.

That's called you being a bitch.

All right.

Before that, people just said whatever the fuck they wanted.

And if you didn't want to hang around him or be around him, you didn't.

That's it.

And if you really didn't like it, then you just handed it yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

But like this fucking hate speech, oh, you're spewing a hate speech.

What are you fucking talking about, bro?

You mean I'm saying things that you don't like and can't counteract with an argument?

Yeah.

You call it hate speech.

I say comedy.

You call it hate speech.

I call it fucking facts.

It's not hateful, bro.

Facts can't be hateful.

It's just real shit.

Bro, how can a fact be hateful?

It can't.

How can math be hateful?

Well, math can be racist.

No, it can't.

That's their lie.

But I'm just saying,

it can't.

Facts are facts.

Math is math.

Feelings are feelings.

Feelings are feelings and reality is reality.

And these people don't live in it.

No.

No, that's real, man.

That's real.

Guys, jump down in this conversation right now in the comments.

Let us know what you guys have to say.

Chat, how you guys doing?

Still hanging in there?

Chat's rolling.

The best part of these motherfuckers is that they are being exposed.

Yeah, bro.

And they're also realizing that they don't have the fucking power they thought they did or the fame or the backing.

Jimmy Kimmel, nobody gives a fuck about you.

They never have, by the way.

That's why your show sucks.

That's why there's 10,000 better shows that people watch on fucking YouTube that kick your ass.

Fucking suck your own dick or something, bro.

Get the fuck out of here.

Fucking Girdo.

Yeah, man.

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

think with that being said let's go cruise some of these comments andy

yeah no you already brought it up uh but love

ignor tv

okay love love iner

first warm energy has officially been stocked in my 7-eleven near me i'm hyped fucking right bro hell yeah bro it is it is really cool for me i think i talked about this on the last show it's really cool for me to have those drinks in 7-eleven dude that's pretty cool like 7-eleven played a big part of my childhood

Did I tell, did I tell this on the store?

Yeah, the big.

So,

when my mom and dad got divorced, we were very young.

And for a long time, my dad lived down by Ted Drew's down in South City.

And so, we would spend a lot of time down there at my aunt Celeste.

He lived with his sister, my aunt Celeste.

And down the street, there was a fucking

fucking 7-Eleven.

Bro, that was like the thing, bro.

We ride our little bikes down there at 7-Eleven.

That's how me and Sal were so fat.

We were eating fucking big bites and Slurpees and fucking Doritos all the time.

Sal was fat too?

Oh, my God.

Sal was fatter than me when we were kids.

Really?

Yeah.

No shit.

Yeah.

He might argue that, but it's right.

He went through a phase where he was like short and fat.

He was like a little ball.

That's the worst.

Yeah, but he got fast, man, because when I went to kick his ass,

he'd fucking run.

That's how he got fast.

He's admitted that to me.

That's how he got so fast.

He told you that?

He was running from you.

It's true.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's down there.

Yeah, I was just down there today.

No, it's not off South Grand.

It's off Chippewa.

Chippewa, Hampton, down up in there.

It's like Chippewa and jameson yeah yeah but yeah man i was just down there today i was like fuck that drew

yeah yeah yeah have a sweet man yeah we're there uh this next comment uh from steve yeah please make it a point to go in there and and uh and and and check it out and get one for us yeah thank you local zeal yeah

are we doing any discounts on 7-eleven soon

We're working the deal with Form Energy.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

We have a meeting coming up.

You guys don't know that we have one of the executives of 7-Eleven, the founders of 7-Eleven, as a co-host of the show.

We are selling so many form energies.

I had to set up a computer right here just to show the records.

Tracking it.

Yeah, I got it.

Cool.

Real-time data.

Yeah, exactly.

We call it the War Room.

That's right.

That's right.

That's also the same computer they launched their lunar

lander.

Yeah, man.

That's the same computer.

Z Sean made that himself.

Last night.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, man.

Next comment we got: Stephen Lloyd23 says, this guy has a wicked tongue.

That's right.

He's the daddy.

That's right.

I don't know if that's a good thing.

I don't.

How he meant it.

I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

It's true.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Moving on.

Oh, this next one is from Dutcherism.

Dutcherism.

Dutcherism.

I made a girl laugh and took my pants off as instructed by Andy, but she kept laughing.

Is this normal?

Or did I miss a step?

No, bro, keep doing it.

She's wrong.

Fuck that bitch.

No kind of sand is you wrong.

What is that, popcorn shrimp?

Number two with Popeyes.

That's right.

That's right.

Fuck, dude.

That's some funny shit.

Somebody in the chat is saying, get some of Zempic.

Hey, motherfucker, here's how it is.

Here's how it is.

You know what?

You got to practice.

Reps.

It's reps.

Reps.

That's it.

Keep doing it.

Don't do it to random girls.

This motherfucker will be in jail.

Yeah.

All right.

Last one from Lynn.

By the way, that's how you get out of the friend zone for all you guys.

That's it.

I ain't here to be friends.

I'm here to fuck.

Our last one is from Nick Londino.

Lon

Loud.

nick

nick says uh man when i saw dj bring out that flower almost fell off the treadmill at the gym what flower uh when we were doing that viral romance thing you remember that the meatsteak and the flower huh

hey can you videotape one of these attempts that's right that's right put you on the show

submit that at askandy at dandyfrisella.com that's right

guys we wear out your shrimp though yeah guys we appreciate you for being real assistant we do yeah thanks we do we We love you guys.

For real.

Because I don't even know why anybody listens to us.

I love it, man.

Well, let's keep the cruise cruising.

Oh, somebody said we got to check in with the chat real quick.

Hold on.

What's the chat saying?

What are they saying?

Bubble gum.

You guys laughing makes me laugh harder than the jokes.

Yeah, that's right.

DJ snorts two Viagra in the morning just to be the hardest worker.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Our chat is wild.

Yeah, it's the best one ever, dude.

Wild.

All right.

Well, we got to keep cruising, guys.

We got headline number two.

Let's keep the cruise cruising.

Headline number two.

So a couple of.

Let's just stop and appreciate

the artwork that Madat puts together for the show.

Madat didn't do this one.

Yes, he did.

That's a Madat.

This is a Z shot here.

See?

Yeah, Z is better.

Let's just take a minute and appreciate the amazing talents that we have on the show.

Moment of silence for the talent, please.

Silence!

All right.

Now, when you fuckers hang this back, I'm like, dude,

you know, kind of looking at this picture.

I kind of want to get a horse now.

They make horses big enough for you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't.

I don't want a horse.

I usually am the horse.

You know what I'm saying?

Anyway, what's topic number two?

Yeah,

let's get into it, man.

Handline number two.

So over the last couple of days,

we got a little update on the FBI.

By the way, you know, Bailey started, his first day was back on Monday.

Was it?

Yeah.

I need to hit him up see how it's going.

I can't wait for these heads to start coming off.

Yeah, bro.

He got, oh, we'll talk about it after the show.

But yeah, so Cash Patel, director of the FBI, he's been in some Senate hearings and some congressional oversight hearings on Capitol Hill.

And he doubles down on his handling of the Epstein files in a heated Hill testimony.

Wrong move.

Yeah.

Terrible.

However, I think there's some wordplay.

You know how those lawyers are.

And like,

we'll dive into it, okay?

But Cash Patel's Epstein files problem is not going away.

This is a political article, by the way.

But over two days of hearings, Democrats hammered the FBI director, who once advocated for the wholesale release of the files connected to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, over the Bureau's reluctance to release the full trove.

They also accused Patel of seeking to protect President Donald Trump from potentially embarrassing references in the files, of giving short shriff to Epstein victims, and and of refusing to follow all investigative leads.

So there was one, you know, he got posed.

Let's just

watch a couple of these clips.

Let's check this first one.

You've seen most of the files.

Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to besides himself?

Himself.

There is no credible information.

None.

If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked to other individuals.

And the information we have, again, is limited.

So the answer is no one?

For the information that we have.

In the files.

In the case file.

Okay.

Now.

Do you hear the word play that I'm?

What do you think he said?

From what I've seen.

No, no, no.

What do you think he said?

We have.

What he said right there was you were giving me all the information on purpose.

Well, I took it as like when he says we, he's saying what the U.S.

has,

which leads me to believe believe the foreign intelligence play into it what they have

what we have you know i'm saying we're saying the same thing yeah he's not getting all the information right that's what he's saying right so from the information that i read yeah

yeah because it was just too much like like he just put too much on the on the we part it just threw me oh that's exactly what he said okay all right he said What he said right there was very clearly,

I believe there's a lot more.

I don't have all the information.

I have to answer truthfully right now because I don't have all.

He can't sit there and say, like, bro, listen, these motherfuckers are, this is under duress.

Okay.

Do you really think that there isn't some sort of huge threat happening right now?

No, it's massive.

With Trump or the country or his Patel's, these dudes are being fucking threatened.

with something much bigger than an assassination.

And

this,

he cannot get up there and say, oh, well, Mossad has all the rest of the information.

They won't give it to us.

That's not the fuck he can say.

If he says any more than that, bro, it could get people killed.

Yeah.

So, like, dude, there's,

people get so mad when you say this, but it's the fucking truth.

There's a chess game going on here.

And if you're being threatened and people are going to die by the fucking thousands or tens of thousands or potentially millions,

You're going to play you're going to stand in front of the camera and say, nope, that's not going on.

Yep.

The information we have have until you're in a position yeah to

cut it off yeah yeah and dude like

you know i just don't i don't think they're in that position currently no no well so that was uh senator kennedy now there was also another interesting debate uh got a little heated between cash patel and uh uh mr shiff pencil neck shift Have you seen that one online?

No.

Oh, it's great.

Let's check this out.

So let me ask you,

who are those cabinet members that

Jelaine Maxwell was referring to

that

were part of this cast of characters associated with Mr.

Epstein?

Who are they?

The Deputy Attorney General took the aggressive step that no one else did and interviewed Ms.

Maxwell for two days, and we released the entirety of that transcript.

I do not have that transcript in front of me.

You're picking it piecemeal.

The American public can read the entirety of that.

One last question,

because you clearly won't tell us the cabinet members associated with Mr.

Epsom.

Let me ask you one last question.

And that is:

right after she gives this testimony in front of an FBI agent, among others,

she's transferred to a minimum security prison not suitable for a sex offender like herself.

Who made that decision and why?

The Bureau of Prisons.

The Bureau of Decisions made it in.

Prisons.

The Bureau of Prisons decided on their own, without any consultation with Blanche or anyone else, that they were going to suddenly, after this interview, completely unrelated to this interview, completely unrelated to anything she said,

move her to a prison not suitable for a sex offender.

You want the American people to believe that?

Do you think they're stupid?

No.

I think the American people believe the truth, that I'm not in the weeds on the everyday movements in making the weeds.

What I am doing is protecting this country, providing historic reform, and combating the weaponization of intelligence by the likes of you.

And we have countlessly proven you to be a liar in Russia gate in January 6th.

You are the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate.

You are a disgrace to this institution and an utter coward.

I'm not surprised.

I'm not surprised that you continue to lie from your perch and put on a show so you can go raise money for your charoo.

You are a political buffoon at best.

Well, you can take an internet trolley.

Take it to the bank that the FBI is protecting this country.

Delivery historic reform.

But all you care about is a child sex predator that was prosecuted by a prior administration, and the Obama Justice Department and the Biden Justice Department did squat.

And what did President Trump do?

Bring new charges courageously.

And what have we done?

Chairman.

We set up the most transparent FBI director in history.

33,000 pages of information to you.

I challenge you to say anything credibly to the truth.

Go ahead and run to the cameras where you want to go now.

Paul's of you be quiet.

Now, by the way, that was real audio.

Obviously, an AI overlay on the video, but like they were going at it pretty hard.

Now, you caught, would you catch something in the beginning of that?

Yeah, he said, I'm defending America.

Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah,

okay.

I am trying to protect America, which goes along with what I said earlier.

Yeah, yeah, we'll see.

Dude, I see this so much different than most people see it.

I think these motherfuckers are being walked into a trap, dude.

Like the left.

Like, bro, you got, you got fucking.

You got all these fucking people that have never said shifts names.

Shift shift fucking dick face.

Yeah.

Okay.

You got

Congressman Dickface.

Yeah.

Fucking, who's lie?

Cash is right.

He's lied about everything.

Bro,

this guy is the epitome of a corrupt piece of shit.

And you got this guy

fucking begging for the Epstein files.

It's just like such a, it's, they wouldn't even acknowledge that it was real.

They didn't say shit.

A year ago,

they would have said, this is a conspiracy theory to get us.

And we don't.

now they're begging for the to come out

because they think it's going to get trump right and it's not going to get trump the people who have been in those set look dude it is widely known that trump's the dude that worked with the fbi to get him a rain in the first place

So like, dude, it's just, dude, listen, man, the average IQ in this country is under 100.

Most people haven't read a book since they graduated high school.

And that's who we're arguing with.

That's what we're arguing with.

We're arguing with people who see a fucking clip from Jimmy Kimmel and then think that's the truth.

You see what I'm saying?

Absolutely.

Like they see Jimmy Kimmel and they say, oh, well, he must be MAGA because Jimmy Kimmel says so.

And in their minds, they're like, there's no way that he could just make up a lie and say it on TV.

That is what we're fighting here.

We're fighting this mentality that low IQ people can't

fucking understand

that the comedians, the actors, the mainstream news, all of these people, none of them are held into account for the facts ever.

Obama signed a rule back in 2012.

I forget what the fuck it's called.

You can look it up.

about propaganda being legal again.

Like, dude,

listen, man, I've talked to enough older people you know what they always say they always say the same shit

how can they say that on TV if that's not true

so their fundamental belief system is based on the idea which I agree with by the way that what comes out of motherfuckers mouth on the TV on the news has to be true yeah there's a reasonable expectation but it's not true yeah that's the point yeah we live in a state-run media there's billions of dollars that are fucking contributed in the media to put out a message that the government dictates.

That is no different than North Korea, bro.

Yeah, China.

Yeah.

Now, things did something like that.

So, dude, think about that.

Your grandma, whatever, right?

Like, she's 70 years old, or you, you know, she says some shit, and you're like,

what are you talking about?

She's like, I saw it on TV.

And then you are like, well, that's not true.

Well, in her mind, you're an idiot.

Yeah, right, right.

Well, yeah, yeah.

The vaccine's safe and effective because Stephen Colbert

dressed up as a fucking.

Yeah, yeah.

no it's sickening man now there has been some some other updates that have come out uh that I thought were pretty newsworthy did you see that uh Trump designated Antifa a major terrorist organization I did what'd you uh what's your take on that uh

they should have been eradicated probably four or five years ago completely out of this country that's that's my take yeah he designated them a major terrorist organization and

he did it through a truth you know in true Trump fashion.

But this was his truth that he put out.

He says, I am pleased to inform our many USA patriots that I am designating Antifa, a sick, dangerous radical left disaster, as a major terrorist organization.

I will also be strongly recommending that those funding Antifa be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices.

Thank you for your attention.

What are you talking about?

Investigated, bro.

We all know who funds them.

Well, it's funny you say that, right?

Now, a little tie-in to the Charlie Kirk situation, situation right and you actually mentioned it that group in salt lake city the armed uh lgbt h hdtv shit um but there was links between the killer um and that armed group that he was a part of um and blm and antifa there there's a direct link there um in fact it's the same link

let me guess is it who i think it is Well, you know, it's funny because, again, like, it shouldn't be that hard to track it.

It's It's very easy.

They tell us exactly what they do.

They tell us exactly what they do.

Open Society Foundations announced $220 million for building power in black communities.

Yeah, $220 million that went to multiple BLM conglomerates and organizations.

Antifa being one of those subsidiaries that, you know, gets funneled all of this money, right?

When we see these protests and we wonder how these U-Haul trucks show up with pallets of bricks and drops.

somebody's paying for that.

Those dudes should be executed.

Listen, there are like five, there's like five, six people in this country who are funding all of this shit.

It's dividing those people should be fucking hung.

Yeah, well, dude, and we all know who the fuck they are, too.

Well, and the problem is, like, not even a problem, but and I've said this multiple times.

What really should infuriate you, right, is when you see, you know, that, that, that denomination there, right?

220 million.

That's not George Soros.

That's our money.

That was part of that 1% that people, oh, it's just 1% of USAID.

It's just 1%.

People still aren't understanding that.

That's our fucking money.

Explain why.

That's our fucking money.

So our tax dollars goes to

the federal government and gets dispersed through USAAID to all of these NGOs.

that nobody's ever heard of, all of these activists, you know,

rising tensions and helping to you know bring dei or whatever or open society foundations our tax dollars gets funneled to these organizations to these big conglomerates and then they funnel it even further so they use our own money to attack us to attack us that's right and the riots that we see they they that was our money that was used to burn down the fucking country during george floyd riots yep that's our money that's being used to push all the divisive shit that was like it's our money that's being used to literally fuck us correct to fuck us yep

You know, but they call it some nice, you know, nice sounding name, right?

Slap a couple of fucking pink-haired, blue-eyed, fucking whatever.

I don't think these people are going to last very much longer in the country, meaning the people funding these things.

No.

I don't.

I think people that are fucking part of it, bro.

Yeah, but the people that are part of it go away the minute the funding stops.

Yeah.

Okay.

So.

The people funding this,

I believe, are going, if they are not held into account by the government, I believe there will be people that will hold them into account.

Well,

the environment is getting to that point.

100%.

100%.

Well, like, nobody's just taking, like, we're not taking their shit no more, right?

Like, right now, at the time of recording,

apparently there's a big riot going on up in Chicago.

It's not big.

We're talking less than 100 people from the videos that I've seen.

But a Chicago area mayor says federal agents tear gassed him at a protest outside an ice facility.

Good.

Great, right?

I have no problem with that.

But then there was another person.

Her name is Kat

Abu Gazla.

She's a former journalist.

She's also running for Congress.

She got fucking put on her ass by an ICE agent for quote-unquote peacefully protesting.

We got a video of that.

Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah, I guarantee you.

She did some fucking stupid ass shit that you're not supposed to do and got fucking handed the repercussions.

Want to bet?

I don't want to bet you.

Yeah.

I got the video.

Let's check it it out.

Here it is.

Dude, you know that sucks because she ain't got no ass.

Like, dude, this whole thing that they do, like, dude, these fucking people are like the epitome of a three-year-old child that does this.

Yeah.

They take their fucking finger and they go like this, right in your fucking face.

I'm not touching you.

I'm not touching you.

I'm not touching you.

Don't touch me.

I'm not touching you.

I'm not touching you.

I mean, here's the thing.

It's like, you know, know, she's running for Congress.

Again, you take one look at her platform and her issues that she stands for.

She's a fucking communist.

She's a communist.

Her whole thing is fucking communist.

She's tolerate communists, bro.

And communism, bro.

That's what she's running on.

She wants more immigration.

You cannot tolerate those people here.

They will not tolerate you.

No.

By the way, click back.

I'm sure she's very fucking smart.

She looks it.

No, very smart.

Yeah.

She does not believe we should have any mass deportations.

No internment can.

Then leave.

Go somewhere else.

Go live with the people you want to bring here.

That's why how many people are

if you have such a bleeding heart

and you're such a good person and you're so empathetic to the poor and the then go live with them go fucking live with them.

I bet you won't.

I bet they won't either and they never do.

I bet she won't.

Yeah, well, it's nice to see that the police and people are not fucking taking any shit anymore.

No, no.

Like, I wouldn't, I, I, I thoroughly

I thoroughly enjoy,

I thoroughly enjoy watching the police do what police do.

When they're supposed to do their, when they do what they're supposed to do, yep, I just leave it at that.

It makes me happy.

Yeah, it's, we call it a good customer service.

That's right.

That's what it is.

I like great customer service from the police to the criminals.

That's right.

It makes me warm and fuzzy.

That's why Costa is such a great show.

Yeah.

And if you want to be warm and fuzzy, you guys can pre-order these sweaters right now.

How about that plug?

That's pretty good.

How about that?

That's a pretty good plug.

Yeah.

Real american.

Fucking learning.com.

That's right.

Andyfasala.com.

You can be warm and fuzzy, too.

It'll be like getting a hug from DJ.

Hey, so somebody's trying to say, hey, let's fucking go, DJ.

That was good.

Yeah, that was good.

That was good.

That's good.

Yeah, but guys, jump down to this conversation.

It was smooth.

it was smooth until you said, How about that?

I get it, dude.

It's like when you hit your first home run or something and you just like go crazy, bro.

Yeah, but you got to act like you did it before.

I've been here before, yeah.

That's right, that's right, but it's okay.

They said DJ knows plugs because he's got butt plugs.

That's not what they said, bro.

That's what said.

DJ knows plugs.

You just typed that.

I just saw you type that.

Oh, I typed it on my magic keyboard.

I used my fucking Neuralink.

That's that's what it was yeah i sent it to zhan he typed it up there yeah

yep

all right

yeah dj pulls them

you got like that string with the handle on them

it's like the first time like starting a lawnmower this is what i said it's like the first time dj had sex could not tell someone

that's actually true

i remember the first time i did it yeah i couldn't believe it i remember the first time I did it.

I fucked up, though.

Oh, yeah, it was terrible.

Yeah.

Fucking terrible.

I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing.

Icy hot condoms.

What?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, I use that fire and ice condom.

It's terrible.

That's a real thing?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They didn't have Magnums.

Yep.

They don't have Magnums.

Straight to jail.

Yeah.

I thought I got the collar.

I never believed.

I know that.

I was

I never believed in.

What the fuck did you do to me?

Yeah, they thought you had to clap, bro.

I thought I did, bro.

My name was burning, man.

What the fuck, man?

You thought you got an STD before you had sex.

That's what I'm saying, bro.

What the fuck, bro?

You didn't know it took a day or two.

And you really had it.

Yep.

I was pissed.

Guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think.

With that being said, we got third and final heavens.

I wish I could tell all my stories on the show.

I did too.

Yeah, but I can't.

Nope.

Maybe one day.

Maybe.

Maybe.

I'm going to be so old I'll fucking forget him.

I didn't remember that shit from the last show.

What?

The Rose thing.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll make you remember.

That was super gay.

Yo, it wasn't gay until you said it was gay.

That's usually how I go.

I am the ultimate judge on gayness.

Oh, bro.

Wait, hold on, man.

I had a fucking...

Oh, I got to tell this.

We got time.

I got to tell this.

We got plenty of time.

Amir Odin, bro.

What about him?

So, dude, I saw this fucking.

Did I send you a dick pic?

No, bro.

No.

Did he ask you for one?

No, Andy, listen.

I'm actually legitimately traumatized right now.

By Amir?

Bro, listen.

Come on.

Listen, bro.

So

there was a reel I saw on Instagram.

By the way, did you see his Charlie Kirk video?

It was really good.

Was it?

Really good.

Like, really good.

Millions and millions of people.

I am following him after this interaction.

So there was a reel, right?

I was watching.

It was like basically like a little skit this guy did.

Like his girlfriend brought over her gay best friend, right?

And she's like, oh, you know, you meet my boyfriend, you know.

And the girl like steps out the room.

And the gay dude is like, huh, I got y'all ass fooled.

You know, she ain't never going to believe you.

I'm here for her.

When you get, like, it was a fucking skit about a gay guy not being gay, pretending, right?

We talked about that.

Yeah.

It's true.

Well, so I sent that to him.

I sent that I sent that to Amir.

Bro, you never trust a girl's gay friend.

No, bro.

Listen, he's seeing more titties than you, bro.

I'm over it, bro.

Listen, I'm over it.

I sent that to him.

I said, because he went on a date with my wife.

He actually is friends with your wife.

Yeah,

listen.

Yeah, like, listen, they are friends.

I know.

They went to fucking college together.

Like, they're good friends.

They went to dinner last time he was here.

I know why.

They went to dinner.

You know what I'm saying?

He's in here throwing up all them lies, bro.

I don't like the kitty.

That's gross.

Listen, bro, I sent him that reel.

I'm gonna send the reel to you.

Yeah, he probably sat back, like, ha ha ha.

I said, no, I said, no more dates with my wife, nigga.

I see right through you.

Okay, he said, yo, that was a fucking movie.

That's amazing.

I mean, her profile picture is the one that I took.

So, and laugh in the face, you know, he's funny.

But then he says, Whole time, I'm plotting on you, not her.

And this

wait,

bro, hold on.

I'm on the screen.

I'm on the screen.

He's waiting for the big bear to fuck go to sleep.

Bro, listen.

He's waiting for Alex to go to sleep so he can get a little big bear.

I was terrified.

Absolutely fucking terrified.

Okay.

Amir.

Bro, listen.

Bro, that motherfucker's funny as far as it is right here.

I got to pull it up for the chat.

Now, if you put his text, he's going to put the ones up there that said you like it.

Said, whole time, I'm plotting on you.

And then since me.

That's going to be me, you and Alex.

Never know my next move, bro.

Oh, no hobo.

Oh, bro.

I said, oh, hell, nah.

I said, oh, hell, nah.

And

chill.

That's what I told him.

Bro, that motherfucker's funny as hell.

Amir is funny, man.

I want to have him in like the show more.

Bro, we should.

Bro, he's fucking hilarious.

And he knows his shit.

Like, he's got the data down.

He's smart.

Yeah, he's a black guy that loves the data.

Yeah.

Yep.

And, but, yeah, so let's get back to our show, guys.

So, did you guys take a bath?

Not yet.

I can't even give you my mad black face right now.

I know.

Because you like the bath so much.

Guys, headline number three.

Third and final one.

Speaking about dudes, a little update.

Bridget McCrone

to present scientific and photographic evidence to U.S.

court proving she's a woman.

This is where AI comes in.

Okay, I just want to know,

like, is it pictures of a clamshell?

What could it what wouldn't it have to be?

What else could you prove?

See, I don't even know if that's proof because, like, it could be someone else's.

It could be anybody's, bro.

It could be anybody's clamshell.

Right

because it could be Captain D's clamshell, it could be Long John Silver's.

Yeah, man.

So let's dive into this a little bit, all right?

Because there's a little bit here.

French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte, will present photographic and scientific evidence to a U.S.

court to prove the French first lady is, in fact, one man.

The only way you'd be willing to send a picture of your clamshell is if it wasn't your clamshell.

It ain't your clamshell.

That's right.

I say it has to be like, okay,

if she offered Candace, okay, listen,

I'll take you to a room, just me and you,

let you see it.

You know what I'm saying?

No pictures, but you, you know what I'm saying?

Like, would you accept that?

Maybe she's got one of them long ones, you know what I'm saying?

Like an Arby's number three.

Yeah,

that's what I'm saying.

Like a king roast beef.

Lion's choice.

But you know how I like the king

songs?

What?

Maybe she's got that.

Some girls have them long ones.

Yeah.

You know, I mean, I don't know,

but I'm just saying.

Like,

I seen it on the internet one time.

Oh, shit.

She got she got a long cloner well listen so they're they're going at it now um the the attorney did not elaborate on exactly what the pictures would be um beyond that it would include pictures of brigitte now she's when she was 72 and allegedly a photo of her when she was pregnant with her kids oh so it's not clamshell not clamshell but again he didn't elaborate on all of them okay um but the french power couple is ready to demonstrate quote both generically and specifically that the allegations are false claire stated firmly, quote, it's incredibly upsetting to think that you have to go and subject yourself to put this type of proof forward.

Is it really that upsetting to post a picture of you pregnant?

You know, I don't know.

Now, Candace Owens.

It's absurd that it's a conversation.

Yeah, right.

I mean, that's the absurdity of it.

Like,

if you really, look, dude, if you really...

were a woman, you would come out and be like, this bitch is fucking crazy.

Right.

What the fuck is she talking about well so

so so candace she uh just a couple of you know september 8th is when this was dated she put out a uh becoming brigitte um number two i believe she has like two of these um she went live on september eighth talking about this now when this article came out candace owens also had this to say um candace owens says uh quote this is verifiably false she isn't suing me for saying she's a man she has never sued anyone ever for saying she's a dude because she is one.

All right, now throughout this entire time, we've covered this topic a few times.

Uh, we never really like got to hear from Regit's perspective.

Well, here's a video, she actually went on a French news station.

I'm going to translate for you, but this is the conversation.

Here's a clip.

That was pretty fucking funny.

That was pretty fucking funny.

Sorry, guys.

Chad is requesting you to play it again.

They wanna hear it again?

Okay, all right, we're gonna go one more time.

Here we go.

Come on, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

That was good.

Yep, that was.

That's for real.

How long do you think about that?

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

Yeah, no, man.

Listen, they're set.

They're going.

You know, we'll see.

I don't know.

Like I said,

I've seen enough from Candace to know that she doesn't.

She's a very intelligent, very eloquent woman.

I met her in person.

We met her in person.

She's awesome.

She's very fucking cool in person.

Very cool.

Yeah.

Right?

She's like, and listen, I've

looked, man, a lot of people don't like her.

I like her.

I like her.

I like her.

Her book.

I like her.

Her bravery, too.

She's brilliant.

Okay.

And I think she's done a lot to move the country forward.

Her speech day she gave here was amazing.

Amazing.

Yeah.

Amazing.

And I, you know, I followed a lot of her content.

I've never once really seen her.

She doesn't go out on whim.

She doesn't, you know, put herself out there as an expert on topics.

But more importantly, she doesn't go out there if she doesn't like truly, firmly believe.

Where's she been wrong?

That's my point.

Like,

where has she been factually wrong?

That's my my thing.

A lot of people will bring up Candace to me and they'll say, Well, she said this.

I said, Well, was she wrong?

Right.

Nobody could say anything.

Can't call her a lot.

Yeah,

until she does something that's been shown to be completely wrong.

You have to say, Well, Candace has a pretty good track record.

Yeah, right, right.

Because there's still bells of fucking zero one.

Throw up the chat.

You know, chat, what we got on this.

I want to ask you something.

Do you, do you guys,

can you guys

recall any time that she was uh

that she was uh wrong factually wrong yeah

cool

no i mean again and and what i like about it too hey dude this dude andrew m yeah who the fuck is that guy kick that motherfucker out yeah i'm tired of his talking shit you've been talking shit the whole show bitch you wouldn't be talking that shit if you were sitting right here fuck out of here kick him out yep Fuck that guy.

He was the one with calling for Liberty Nippon.

Yeah, I get it.

But, like, you know, clearly he hasn't been fucking acknowledged.

And he finally got it.

And I don't think he liked it.

That's right.

So.

Yep.

But no, he hasn't been wrong.

I mean, she hasn't been wrong.

You know, and like, what I also love about Candace.

See, I'm going to be real.

We're not going to, that's not going to start happening in the chat.

Yeah.

Okay.

Like, you want to say something?

Cool.

You want to act like a fucking asshole the entire chat

for an hour and 26 minutes?

you can fuck off

those are going to be the fucking rules by the way but um

but what i also like admire about candace too bro is like she's she always leaves it open like hey if i am wrong

i'll own it she's never had to to my knowledge that's what i'm saying that's why i'm asking the guys here like the guys and girls in here um

you know what what do you guys think like

you know yeah

yeah paul corn you're not you're always respectful

Corn sucker's always respectful, bro.

Wait, what point?

What did he say?

He said, now I'm getting worried.

But like, bro, everybody likes Paul.

Yeah.

He doesn't come in here and act like an asshole.

I mean, he does, kind of, but it's good.

It's in a respectful, it's a respectful asshole.

You know?

Yeah.

Yeah, so we'll see about this, man.

This lawsuit's coming.

They're getting prepared for it.

I mean, let us know down in the comments, guys, what you guys think, man.

I don't know.

I think Brigitte and Big Mike have a lot in common.

Yeah.

Both have been, you know, the first.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't think they've been the first.

I think if you go back in history, there's been quite a few.

I actually think this is more normal than we think it is.

Really?

You mean like first ladies?

Worldwide.

Worldwide.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

You got to understand, bro.

People never talk about this.

Okay.

The president or the king has the most power.

Who has the second most power?

Their right hand.

Okay.

And up until fucking the last hundred years, they certainly didn't want women holding that power.

Yeah.

So

it made sense for them to have another power figure that

dressed like a woman that was a man.

That's been going on in history for fucking a thousand years.

So maybe even longer.

And that's why the king and the queen always had like different lovers and shit.

Okay.

So

this whole idea of

a leader and the wife, quote unquote, being man and woman

isn't always historically the way it's been.

So I, you know, and nobody thinks about that.

They didn't respect women.

They didn't allow women to vote.

They didn't want women to have a place in society, but they understood that the queen or the first lady or whatever

was the second most powerful person, and they wanted that to be a man.

Jeez.

That's deep, bro.

Yeah, no one ever talks about it.

That's deep.

Yeah, man, guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about that, man.

Let us know.

With that being said, we have a final segment.

Yeah, and by the way, like, I'm just going to say this about the chat.

I don't care if you disagree.

I don't, I'm, I don't care.

You guys put the chat up.

I love you guys in here, bro.

Like, it's all good.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're cool.

But you start acting like a fuck.

Don't think I'm not going to kick you the fuck out of here

with the quickness.

Okay.

So

you, you guys fucking tell those motherfuckers.

You guys regulate those motherfuckers.

Fucking child in there.

The joke's funny the first time.

The second time.

We're an hour 30.

We're a fucking hour 30 in.

He was so fixated on your nipples.

Yeah, well, yep.

And then he starts calling Candace a fucking faggot.

It's like, and then he said it like 10 times.

It's like, dude, all right.

Well, then get fucked.

I agree.

Go fucking watch, you know, Jimmy Kimmel.

Yeah, man.

Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show.

As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

This is where we bring in a topic, we talk about it, we vote on it.

By the way, don't let that motherfucker back in the chat.

He's not able to.

No, ever again.

No, he's not able to.

Yeah, if you get kicked out of the chat, you ain't ever come back, bro.

Yeah, no, he's not able to.

And by the way, that takes a lot for me to finally say, hey, fuck off.

So.

I don't want people to be scared to fucking have a good time and joke around shit, but like, come on, dude.

Yeah.

We have thumbs up and dumb as fuck, guys.

This is where we bring a topic in.

We talk about it.

We vote on it.

It gets one of these two options.

So with that being said, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads.

NFL Stadiums of the Future.

Football fans left in awe at incredible redesigns for all 32 teams.

I think I saw this.

You saw this?

This AI thing?

Yeah.

Dude.

It was cool.

It was pretty cool.

It was pretty cool.

Yeah.

So with the price of professional sports stadiums and a seemingly endless climb to the top, one TikTok user let the power of AI show how much further the envelope could be pushed.

At Trendian, Trendian's Vault plugged in all 32 NFL teams to see how ludicrous their stadiums could look.

Each design took heavy influence from the names of each team, first and foremost, with some relation to the area they were also

in, was also considered.

Now, some of the designs led to some awkward interpretations and clashes.

Others were knocked right out of the park.

Other designs, while opulent in appearance, might not be the most realistic options.

Among the best designs included the Arizona Cardinals.

Oh, that one sucked.

Really?

Yeah, I saw it.

Featuring a giant Cardinal and red sandstone rock formation.

I thought it was actually pretty cool.

No, dude.

The Ravens one was cool.

Ravens is pretty cool.

The Steelers was cool.

Yeah, they were pretty cool.

The Cardinals one was like, what do we do here?

Oh, we make a giant Cardinal.

Yeah.

Let's check the video out, man.

Let's watch this clip.

Look at that.

That's badass.

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty sick.

Bro, I'd be scared to play there.

Champions Bay is pretty sick.

They kind of got that going on down there, already.

A little bit, yeah, just a little bit.

They got the ship and the cannons.

Look at that.

Yeah.

That's fucking badass.

That's pretty sick.

I imagine the the Dallas Cowboys have a little bit more, I don't know, gay.

Yeah, I didn't like that.

I mean, that's not bad, dude.

It's not bad.

Are there even Cardinals in the fucking desert like that?

No.

No, there's not.

San Francisco 49ers?

Yeah.

Okay, Jacksonville is pretty cool.

That's the coolest thing about the Jacksonville Jaguars is their fake stadium.

Yeah.

Miami Dolphins looks like an aquarium.

All right.

Little boy.

Yeah, so that's Adam.

You guys can find the rest from the link.

I saw this one picture I did like, though, about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers I thought would be pretty sick is if like the whole stadium was a fucking ship.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

That's pretty fucking badass.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking badass.

Yeah, I mean, look, dude, this is taking entertainment to the next level.

These things make so much money, dude.

There's no reason they shouldn't be starting to do some of this.

Bro, I think it would be.

I mean, it's way better than like just giving it to the wnba

bro you know what their uh their stadiums could be like don't we have a special guest from the wnba coming soon yeah they'll be coming on very very soon to talk with us i can't wait it's gonna be really awesome yeah um

now all jokes aside i i am very excited about this no no she's gonna be sick yeah she's gonna be awesome uh but yeah she she will be on very shortly let's throw the chat up i want to ask him something oh here we go don't fucking who do you think it it is?

Who do you guys think it is?

The white girl.

All right.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's get good guesses.

Yeah, good guesses.

Good guesses.

I am very excited about that show.

No, it's going to be awesome.

I'm going to challenge.

Oh, is that Seattle there?

Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

Like, I mean, again, dude, it could be, bro.

It'd be pretty sick if they took took some of these and redeveloped them bro because most of the stadiums kind of just suck I mean bro if we're gonna pay $20 for a motherfucking beer

I'd like to go to a cool stadium at least make the stadium cool.

Yeah, yeah, who who does have the coolest stadium right now, I guess I don't know throw the chat.

Let's ask chat who has the best NFL.

I just tell you this the best NFL

the best NFL experience

is going to a Chiefs tailgate and then a Chiefs game.

It's so fucking wild, dude.

It's so badass.

And I know everybody hates the fucking Chiefs, but I'm telling you, dude, the tailgate and the game experience is fucking awesome.

Yeah.

So somebody said the Lambo Field.

Lambo Field is pretty cool.

Lambo Field would have to be cool.

I've never been.

That would be cool.

Same.

SoFi Stadium.

The Raiders' new stadium is sweet, dude.

I would like to see the Raiders start winning just because, like, they got cool shit.

Yeah.

They got the fucking, all the bad support.

I love their branding, bro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think, yeah, they said Brady will get the Raiders going.

I actually agree with that.

Is he coaching the Raiders now?

He owns part of it.

Oh, no, shit.

I didn't know that.

Huh?

Yeah, he dude.

Brady ain't going to put up with losing.

No.

Anything he does is going to fucking win.

He's a winner.

That's real, man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, hold on.

The guy had the rankings there.

It's all 30 NFL venues for best.

Lumen Field in Seattle was named the best NFL stadium in 2025.

Yeah, who voted?

Yeah.

What is Lumen Field?

I don't even know what it is.

What is that?

It's probably their field.

Yeah, according to the Lumen Field Stadium.

Yeah, right.

Oh, it's the Commanders.

Oh.

You mean the

Redskins?

Bro, that's what I'm saying.

Like, bro, like, bring the Redskins' names back, make their stadium a fucking TP, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Like, bro, it'd be fucking sick.

Like, the whole fucking stadium's a TP, bro.

Call it the reservation.

I'm not calling it.

Yeah, man.

Sick, man.

Well, guys, thumbs up for that, right, guys?

Bro, if it was called the reservation, you get like three beers for one.

What?

Indians like to drink, bro?

I'm not fucking hating.

Oh, yeah.

Sounds like a party.

Facts are facts.

That's right.

Facts are facts.

Yeah, man.

Well, guys,

you get peyote up there.

Where can I get my peyote?

What?

That sounds like a fucking party.

Yeah, it does.

Smokes are half off.

That's right.

Slot machines.

Yes.

In the stadium.

Yes.

That sounds fucking awesome.

All right.

All right.

Now I'm working it.

You guys are working.

Bro, I'm coming a Redskins fan by the second here.

Look at this.

If we were running the Redskins, look how fucking awesome it would be.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll buy the Redskins.

Buy the Redskins.

Buy the Commanders.

Yeah.

Bring them, turn them back into Redskins.

Yeah.

TP Stadium.

Slot machines when you walk in.

Peyote.

And Peyote.

Three for one beers.

That's right.

Who's coming?

Who's coming to the game?

They're all, everybody's coming, dude.

Yeah.

I'm with it, man.

We're going to have a fucking chant called The Scalp.

You know what I'm saying?

We're going to scalp motherfuckers.

What's wrong with that?

That's badass.

Yeah, bro.

That's badass.

If I can do the tomahawk throw?

Fuck yeah, but real tomahawks.

Real tomahawks?

Yeah.

We'll do like the balloon version of them.

No.

Real real ones.

Like real ones.

Real ones.

Got it.

All right.

well, guys, Andy, that's all I have.

Yeah, all right, guys,

we will see you next time.

Don't be a hoe, straight up the show.

Ripper sleeping on the floor, now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove, counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bank rope.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot case clothes, close.