955. Andy, Eli Wehbe & DJ CTI: White House East Wing Demolished For Ballroom Construction, NBA Gambling Scandal & Trump's Memphis Crime Crackdown

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Today we have Andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's we're gonna do we also have a special guest jeff bezos that's right there he is right there what's up guys yeah mr eli jeff been in the weeby

yeah you know webby weeby webby weeby webby last time got pretty crazy webbly yeah

so what's going on bro i don't know dude a little tired yeah yeah not too much though i'm ready for i'm ready i'm ready to run again so i'm about to say tired bro you act like you just ran 249.

I got a first form right here, bro.

This is keeping me out.

There you go.

So, before we get into the show,

I do have to say thank you guys so much for the support during Dollar Days.

I will have the official numbers.

and rankings, which I'm sure you can guess what they are because we don't do number two.

All right.

But I just want to say thank you guys man you guys came out you supported you showed the love and uh we talked about this thing called king of dollar days and i was posted on my story and my plan originally was to

basically you know whoever went and like bought the most i was going to give you know do some stuff with but as the week evolved

I started seeing the videos of people sharing.

And a lot of them were like touching.

It was really cool.

I saw a number of people taking their their

give one, share one drinks to firehouses and police stations.

And some people had their kids go in teaching them, you know, the importance of doing those kind of things.

And

so what I'm going to do is for the next week until next Friday,

we're going to switch from.

going in and buying to sharing.

And I'm going to have something real special for everybody.

Not for everybody, but for the ones that really go above and beyond on this.

So that's going to go till Friday.

And then I got something really, really, really special for the kings and queens of Dollar Days.

So that's what we're going to do.

But guys.

You have no idea what it means to us for you guys to support us the way that you have over the last 10 days and forever.

But it's really, really, really a big deal to us.

And I speak for everybody here everybody in the building you know these are these are real families like american families these are people with jobs and careers and kids and um

you guys came to work for them and i just really appreciate it man so thank you very much for real

yeah so it's real shit bro yeah bro the the the the story has the stories have been crazy i know it's been crazy yeah just good people bro and you know what else too is like i always tell myself like i don't like being around people

but it's actually not true because every time i go out to one of these events and i meet everybody i come even though i'm like physically exhausted it like fires me up it gets it makes me feel like what we're like shit we're doing matters for sure bro i mean because bro like being real it could always be worse like we could be like fucking you know hairy sistin or some shit

you could be

you could be i could never be So speak for yourself over there.

Yeah, we could be some Harry Sissy boys.

You know what I'm saying?

A lot of you guys are asking about these cans in the chat.

Um, oh, these cans, yeah, these these new, these new cans.

Uh, this

is called the Folds of Honor can, yeah, and this is a

special limited-time offering that we're doing over the next week or so, and it's going to be 7-Eleven exclusive.

Um,

a portion of the proceeds goes to Folds of Honor.

If you guys don't know that organization, it's a tremendous veterans organization, and uh, it is an exclusive LTO flavor, which is cherry slush.

Oh, buddy.

Okay.

And it is really good.

It's rips.

So we'll have those in 7-Elevens, I think,

in about a week.

Yep.

27th, I believe.

Is that what it is?

Yeah, but they're very limited.

Like, we probably will sell out of these in one day.

So I'll let you guys know when they're going to launch.

And that's where you'll be able to get them.

Yep.

Yep.

Really awesome crawls.

Really great drink.

It's going to be great.

Yeah.

I mean,

I try to get watermelon for you, but I mean, listen, we got quarter.

There's always that shit.

You got the grape, which, I mean,

you know, so.

But yeah, man.

Bro.

We're literally five minutes in.

All right.

So he made it.

We're good.

What?

We're good.

No, it's good.

Yeah.

Strong.

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All right.

It's good.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Thank you.

For real.

I said nice cans.

Yeah, they are nice.

I like nice cans.

You know what I'm saying?

You like nice cans, you guys?

I like nice cans.

I'm excited for watermelon.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, we well.

They put us in the same area over here.

So

I'm kind of, I don't have a choice.

It's grape or watermelon for me at this point.

They put you over to the

dark side.

Wait, what?

No, what?

No, say it.

They put you over there in the special water fountain.

Special corner over here, man.

Oh, shit, man.

All right.

So, anyway,

moving on.

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Share the show.

All right.

Yeah.

So, Eli, bro, it's good to see you, man.

I know.

It's good to see you again, too.

It's not been that long.

No, but you know, a lot of things have happened since then.

Yeah, they have.

Yeah.

Last time you came in, you were dealing with some pretty ridiculous knee injury.

And you've worked through that.

And you just did one of the most impressive physical feats known to mankind,

which is the Moab.

Moab 240.

Yeah.

So 240 miles.

And you finish.

I'll let you tell the story, man.

This is obviously one of the hardest races, if not the hardest race that is out there.

And it was a pretty big deal for you to...

to do as good as you've done.

Yeah.

And let's talk about it.

Yeah, man.

I think I went in there to run it a little bit faster, but this race was just full of like flash floods and storms and just sticky mud.

It was just shit the whole race.

So kind of just made it that much sweeter for anyone that finished it.

Now, how many people enter versus how many people finish?

They allow around 300.

I think thousands try to get in.

You got to get into a lottery.

And then they pick the people.

And then obviously, like if they want certain people in the races, they're going to put them in.

And then the rest is just a lottery.

And I think over 100 didn't finish this race.

Yeah.

so one third that's crazy yeah sometimes sometimes it's half one one third of the best athletes and there's plenty of people out there yeah these are not like one third at your local 5k you know saying like this is the real deal i'd say majority of the people that show up or even that get chosen to go there they have some sort of skill or talent to be there it's very rare that someone's like puts their name in and they're like I haven't even ran a marathon, but I'm going to try and do this.

It's happened before, though.

And they've gotten far, but they usually don't finish it.

But it's still badass.

I mean, you can get 150 miles in, 160 miles in.

I mean,

it's no easy feat.

I can't even fathom the 100-mile mark on flat ground.

Like, I can't even imagine walking it.

I don't force you to imagine it.

Huh?

I don't want to imagine it.

Yeah, me neither.

But so how, okay, so, so explain to us, like, what's the duration look like?

I mean, how, like, what, what was the timeline of this like?

I mean, 240 miles, bro.

Like.

Yeah, you kind of just, you have like the map on your watch or on your phone, and you don't really look at the whole map.

You just kind of look at the next aid station.

So like, if the next aid station is 10 miles, you just kind of focus on those 10 miles.

And you're like dying to get there.

And then you get there.

And the second you get there, you want to leave.

So it's just like this ping-pong of like running back and forth, a lot of people.

And that's kind of what happened with me and Goggins at race.

We kind of ping-ponged a little bit of the race.

He got like far ahead of me.

And then I ended up catching up to him like around maybe mile 200.

And then,

yeah, it was, he got 20 miles ahead of me at one point.

I I was like oh there's no way I'm gonna get him but then it's just some people don't sleep so then that hits them and then just anything can happen and it was just like I said there was just like so many storms and flash floods and like it was it was fucking brutal this year last year was like 100 degree weather and then this year I almost I don't know maybe I'd rather take the heat they both suck they both suck when you're in it you're just like fuck this I'd rather be cold.

And then when it's cold, you're like, fuck this.

I'd rather it be hot.

You're just not, you're uncomfortable the entire time.

Yeah.

Like you just got rashes up your ass.

You got just, your feet are fucked up.

I started with a broken toe nails.

I don't know, I lost, I started with a broken toe, fuck, yeah, that happened the night before, and I was just kind of like

I put my shoe on and I was like, fuck, I can't run.

I was like, well, I also can't post, and I'm not running because of a broken pinky toe.

I'm lost to some bitch shit.

Can't do that.

I mean, if Goggins heard that, he would have been like, well, I broke three for fun, brother.

Yeah.

Let's have a party.

Yeah.

No shit, dude.

Bro,

I saw him at UFC

right before he ran it.

And, you know, Galgans is fucking, I think, 58.

I think that's what he is.

No, no, he's 50 years old.

No, Cam is 58.

No, Galgans is older.

No, no, he just turned 50.

I'm like almost 100% positive.

Google that shit.

Google that shit.

He's 50.

Yeah, Cam just turned 58.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Fuck, I thought he was older.

Anyway,

yeah, well, he's a lot fucking older than everybody else.

Yeah, I know.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

And I talked to him.

I was like, so how you feel?

He's like, I feel great.

like, I'm like, so you ready for the Moab?

Fuck yeah, I'm ready.

What do you think?

The question is, is the Moab ready for me?

That's right.

Bro, people don't know.

He's like that all the fucking time.

He was.

He wasn't personally when I ran with him.

He was like right on me up until like mile 26.

So like every carry came in, my team's like, yo, Goggins right on you.

And then like I take off and I look behind me and I just see him looking at me.

And I'm like, oh, the motherfucker's just eyeing me down right now, just trying to pick people off.

I'm like taking a leak leak and I look over and he's coming up.

I was like, you good?

He's like, I'm good, brother.

And then we just start running.

And I was like, yo, I'm good, boys with Cam.

He's like, Cam, tell that motherfucker what's up.

And then, you know, he just quiet.

And I was like.

Yeah, so you know, what got you to get back out here?

He just looks over at me.

He's like, I'm just being me, brother.

Yeah.

And then it was kind of like that the whole thing.

Yeah, yeah.

And he goes, yo, I'm a nice guy, man.

I'm just kind of doing myself.

And we just kind of ping pong for five, six miles.

And then there was this video i put up that went viral where i was like yo you want to send cam a visual yeah let's send that motherfucker a video yeah and i just went doing a selfie video and i ended up posting it and cam loved it you know and and that was that and then he ended up passing me maybe like around mile 30 something i was putting my headlamp on and then i hadn't seen him until like

I would get to an aid station.

He was just leaving.

They were like, oh, he just left.

And then it was just the last aid station.

We had 17 miles.

I must have just hit it and he must have just left because I was looking at the tracker and I send Cam a voice note and and I'm like, yo, Goggins got like four miles on me.

I'm going to catch up to this motherfucker.

And yeah, I caught him like right at the end and that was it.

And that's how we kind of finished right around the same time.

Yeah, that's so cool.

Yeah.

Dude, he really is.

You know, aside, I probably, he might get mad at me for saying this, but he really is like the fucking nicest dude ever.

He is no, he was super nice.

He's a great dude.

Yeah.

You remember what happened when I first met him?

He thought you were the, he thought you were.

Well, at first, he thought I was like a fucking gay hoe, like weird dude trying to see his dick in the bathroom.

This is a real story, real story.

So, so he came out here.

So, he flew out here.

This is probably three years ago, four years ago.

Oh, he came on the pod or not?

No, no, no, he came for business.

Yeah, he came out for some business shit we were working on.

Yeah, and uh, I picked Andy's like, hey, man, you can go, no, go pick up Gaggins from the airport.

Yeah, like, bro, fuck yeah, man.

It's fucking Gaggins.

Like, this is gonna be great.

So, I pick him up, man.

You know, he gets off the plane and shit.

You know, he walks over.

He's like, I got fun.

I gotta take a piss.

I'm like, all right, cool.

You know,

now it's David Goggins, you know what I'm saying?

If Andy sends me to come get you, you're good people.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, take care of them.

So you're taking, like, it's David Goggins.

I got to see his dick.

No, I'm like, well, I mean, I don't want nobody else to see it.

If anybody else is going to see it, I'm going to see it.

You know what I'm saying?

And

so he's like, you know, so we go inside the airport.

You know what I'm saying?

I tell you, we show him where the bathroom is.

Again, I don't want nobody fucking with him.

You know what I'm saying?

So I kind of just like stand right, you know, right outside the bathroom, right over his shoulder.

Yeah.

And he comes out and he like, he just looks at me kind of weirdly.

You know what I'm saying?

I ain't think nothing of him.

I'm like, all right, you know, you good?

Let's roll.

So we get back to HQ.

I pull up in the front.

He's like, all right, students, you're going to wait out here.

I'll see you when I get done.

I'm like, okay, bro.

Like, I get out the truck.

I walk in with him.

And like, he's giving me that look again.

Yeah.

Andy.

And then Andy tells him, like, oh, no, that's DJ.

He's cool.

He's like, I thought this motherfucker was trying to see my dick.

Yeah, dude, that's the other thing about him is he's funny as fuck.

Super funny.

Yeah.

The whole time at the end,

Candace, she owns a race.

She looked at me and she's like, yo, thank you for this shit.

He got so fucking hyped up that you were chasing him down.

And he kept calling me over.

He's like, come here.

My fucking knees are fucked up.

And he's like, and I was like, yeah, my toes broke and he's like, and I was like, yeah, dude, you know, I put up these clips.

They were fucking hilarious.

And he's just like, yeah, dude.

You know, you were running fucking 530s, dog.

I got a lot of fucking respect for you.

You were fucking chasing us down.

He's like, that shit fucking amped me up.

And then I was like, yeah.

And he's like, you almost had me, but guess what?

I did it.

I was like,

furious fucking Vin Diesel.

And he just gave me a big, guess what?

I'm like, you got it, bro.

He's like, you did it.

You did it.

You know, he was just, it was funny, though, man.

And then there was this other clip some dude sent me and he goes, yo, David, he goes, what's going on over there?

He goes, you were the guy pacing me at the end.

He's like, that motherfucker almost beat our ass at the end over there.

He goes, because of you.

And he's just losing it over it.

But it was funny, man.

Yeah, that's cool.

And she thanked me at the end because she's like, yo, normally he just comes in straight face and dips out.

And he had a shirt off.

He was signing autographs, taking videos of people, giving them advice.

Like, he stayed for a good amount of time.

Yeah, great dude, yeah, bro.

That's awesome.

This pacer just hit me on the column.

She's like, dude, look at that smile you got out of him because everyone's saying, We don't get a smile out that motherfucker.

He's like, Yeah, a lot of smiles out that motherfucker.

So it was cool, man.

It was a definitely a once-in-a-lifetime ending of a race.

Dude, remember, were you?

Oh, you weren't there when he came to our first time.

I was here.

Yeah.

Dude, how fucking funny was his fucking story, bro?

Fucking hilarious, bro.

Dude,

he's just underrated in his comedic storytelling.

It's fucking hilarious.

Yeah.

Well, because we

can just get the serious side of him online, you know, and never a smile, nothing, you know?

So it was cool, man.

Definitely.

That's got to be a fucking peak moment, bro.

Oh, yeah.

It was before we went into the race, I was telling my girlfriend, I was like, I have some weird feeling.

Like, I'm going to end up running like 30 miles with this dude.

Like, I have feeling we're going to end up finishing around the same time.

And I thought we were going to finish around 72 hours.

But then when the storms came, slowed both of us down.

Yeah.

So it just you couldn't ask for a better ending i guess you know that's super cool yeah so what was the hardest part of the race bro because i mean i know it's all hard yeah it all just sucked um the mud the mud got so sticky dude and it would there was like a section that should have taken like three and a half hours that took like

10 hours and he was just sliding everywhere sticks my sticks broke like it was just nasty fucking mud we got hailed on a lot too it was just all pretty fucking brutal dude that's terrible bro you you know You talk about your toe, and it's like, you know, I stepped my toe before, so like, I kind of relate a little bit.

Yeah.

Have you broken your toe?

No.

Have you had a broken toe?

Yeah.

That's the worst.

Yeah.

Okay.

So like everyone that knew I had a broken toe thought I was batshit insane to fucking go do it.

But I mean, I just taped it up and was like, fuck it, there's going to be 50 more problems that come here in the next 50 miles.

And I forgot about my toe maybe like.

Not long into the race.

Yeah.

I mean, you're fucking talking with people and you're bullshitting.

And then I kicked my big toe so many times.

I posted my feet.

They look disgusting that like I already had to rip off like my cuticle and my big toe but that thing was hurting the most and that just took over all the pain in my body I forgot about my broken toe now why exactly do the toenails fall off would you just I mean it's not no like I've seen it on a few like old it's from it's from the pressure of either like you know if people do marathons usually the pressure of like the toe hitting the shoe and this is from me kicking rocks over and over and over again so it feels pretty you think you broke it in the time that you're there but it's usually not broken and if it is you just finish you got to finish dude you're already out there I mean, if I would have posted that, I'm not running over a broken pinky toe.

I mean, these guys would have dropped me a long time ago.

So, so there, there has to be some serious mental conversations that happen along the way, right?

Yeah, it's a, I'd say majority of the battle is all mental.

Yeah.

Yeah, because you're just getting stripped of everything that you got and it's just all willpower at that point.

It's all willpower.

And it's just like,

I was like

fighting with my pace for almost every, I was like, yo, when we get to the, there, I'm done.

Like, I'm not running in this mud.

And then, like, we'd get like 20 minutes out.

I forget that I even had the conversation with him because the mud went away and I just started running again.

I was like, yo, my bad for bitching at you for like 10 hours, dude.

Like, I just, I bitched him out forever.

Like, he just listened to me, and I'm like, yo, sorry, man.

Like, I'm just going to keep complaining.

Yeah.

Because if you're not here, I'm going to complain to myself.

But since you're here, you get to hear me bitch.

Yeah, that's right.

And that's what you're here for to support me.

That's right.

You know, so

tell them what we were talking about in the gym.

What were we talking about in the gym?

About we talked about life.

The little conversations that

where you're trying to kind of like you're you're like trying to convince yourself like hey i could quit because of this right oh yeah there was a yeah so i kept i just kept pulling up the tracker to see if like goggins was still in the race because i was like all right this guy considered the toughest motherfucker in the world this motherfucker hasn't dropped yet i'm not dropping and i was already kind of tailing with him So I just kept updating the tracker on my phone.

When you're stuck in the mud, there's not much that you can't run.

So like, you're just, I'm fucking on my phone, just kept updating.

I'm like, all right, that motherfucker.

I was like, damn, you got 20 miles ahead of me.

I got to get that motherfucker.

You know, and that was it.

And I just kept looking.

And then eventually you just bounce back.

It's like anything in life, any situation.

I just got to keep pushing.

Well, look, dude, that's a hell of an accomplishment, man.

And it's fucking super cool that you got to do it with David.

So

I'm proud of you, bro.

I appreciate it, man.

Yeah, man.

Real shit.

So how long are you going to rest for?

Because I know you like running.

I was supposed to run a 100-mile race this Saturday.

Jesus, man.

Are you doing it?

No, I got to go do some media shit tomorrow in Minnesota, and then I don't think I'm even going to leave there until Saturday.

It's just way too crammed up and I went for my first run with some of your guys yesterday I felt like I was gonna fucking break down after 10 miles I was like

I'll still force it through if I was gonna go do the race I'll figure it out yeah I'll just pop some ibuprofen and just and just keep pumping you know you guys are a different fucking breed yeah it's just you just kind of learn how to suffer and just learn how to run on pain and you're just

nothing really feels like tough too much anymore yeah that's crazy gotta go to the chat real quick Emily Foyt asks when was your what was your first 100 miler uh it was Haveline 100 which is the one that's this weekend on Saturday and I did it in 2020, in 22.

That was the first 100-mile.

And I jumped from the 100-miler to a 240-mile the next year, and then that's how I got in the 200.

Wow, that's a nice-looking can up there.

What?

I don't know what you guys talk about.

Equal representation is what that is.

What?

Put that next to the grade.

I don't know what you're talking about.

That's a John Cena can.

Oh, is that what it is?

There it is.

That's what you guys call it.

It's like a little nickname.

How did you even catch the chat right now?

I'll see it.

Oh, yeah.

Throw the chat on.

Chat's cooking.

Have you done a last stand man?

Last man standing?

Nah, I'm thinking about doing it.

I think I would kick ass in it.

I think I could just go for a couple days.

Yeah.

It's a whole different, it's a whole different ball game, though, because you got to run 4.1 miles within the hour on the hour.

I think my game plan would be to run 10-minute miles if I could every single time and then take that 20 minutes to either put my feet up, shit, piss, whatever it was, and then keep going at it.

But I know how to run on no sleep pretty well.

So how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, like, how do you, How do you like guys sleep, right?

First place winner slept 20 minutes.

Jeez shit.

Yeah, I slept like an hour and 45 minutes.

Fuck.

And I don't even think I slept.

And what was his pace?

What was his pace?

He ran in like fucking 58, 59 hours, and I finished in 84.

Me and David finished in 84.

He broke the record by like a landslide.

Like last year was 69 hours.

Who was it?

This kid, Killian, Killian Korth.

Good kid.

That's bad.

He just turned 30 years old.

It's a badass.

That is badass.

Yeah.

That's fucking awesome.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Killian Corth.

He won all three 200s in a row this year.

He ran Bigfoot, which David ran to, and then he won Tahoe 200.

And I think he might have broke the record on all three.

I don't want to say that's true, but he smashed this record this year, even in the even in the fucking terrible weather.

And now I don't know, like...

If he's hitting these areas before all of us are hitting it with our feet.

He's just running with the weights of the mud and not sliding.

I don't know.

But this motherfucker's a beast.

That's him.

Yep.

That's badass.

Let's pull this out.

Yeah,

he's a tough dude.

That's him.

Now, why do they do the shin tapes?

What shin tapes?

Or the compression sleeves on the ship?

I don't know.

Everyone's different.

I don't wear those.

Maybe there's a reason why he wears them, but yeah.

Oh, he's a young guy, huh?

He just turned 30.

Yeah.

Yep.

That's badass, man.

Yeah.

I'm trying to help him kind of push his brand and everything.

He's a good talker.

He talks very well.

Yeah.

So he definitely has a bright future ahead, man.

This kid's crushing it.

Yeah, that's cool, man.

Fuck, man.

Well,

what did Israel do wrong today?

Oh, shit, man.

Yeah, that's...

Yeah, dude, that's fucking crazy.

Bro, it's badass.

It's crazy.

Very fucking happy for you.

Yeah, you know what's funny?

It's like, it just seems so normal to me.

You know, when you texted me and told me I I inspired you and stuff, it kind of hits me like later on.

But like,

I don't see it.

Like, I don't see it myself.

I get that.

I'm in it.

Yeah.

I'm in it.

And I'm like,

and I think I'm watching other people like do it too.

And, you know,

I'm always just like, what's next?

Like, the second I hit that line, I was like, fuck, like, not satisfied.

Yeah.

And I told myself how miserable I was during that whole race.

Like.

Fuck, dude.

Just get to the end of this shit.

What do you think that comes from?

I have that too, bro.

Like, like, I

i totally get what you're saying because i have people say those kind of things to me too and i'm like bro i'm just doing what i do and um

i never recognize it i always want to like more more more more what do you think it is about you that that that that cultivated that inside you

Or have you always just I don't know.

I think I'm just super hard on myself.

So there's never like I'm never satisfied, bro.

Like I could be in the best shape possible, have 0% body fat and then still think I might be a little bit heavy.

Or, you know, it's almost like this.

It's not in a sense where like I need, oh, I need this better car or I need this better house or whatever.

It's more of like self-accomplishment stuff.

Right.

Like where I'm like, damn, what else can I do that like no one else is fucking doing and like that doesn't seem doable that I can get done?

And then when I do it, I'm like, right when you finish, just nothing.

I don't, I'm like, damn, like, I got to do something again.

Like, I wish there was like another 200-mile race in like two weeks.

You know, because like I said, bro, like, this is cool.

It's your standard, bro.

Yeah.

You expect it.

Yeah.

And when, and, and, and and that's the difference i think between people who are very high achievers and people who aren't is that

people who aren't set out with a hope like i hope i finish or i hope i win or i hope i make a million dollars or i hope i build this company and i think the i know this every high achiever that i talk to like for like legit high achiever

They always say the same, bro.

They're like, I expect that.

And anything less than that is a loss to me.

And

that's how I think of it about for myself.

Like, I don't really celebrate wins,

which is bad because

you miss out on a lot of shit.

But also, it doesn't fill your ego so much that you don't try anymore.

You quit working.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I'd rather be wired that way than the other way, where I did something and I'm like, oh, I did this thing.

And then I kind of, you know, lose the drive to do other things because I'm attached my, my stuff to this thing that happened in the past.

No, no, and I agree with you too.

I think there's like definitely a double-edged sword to it.

And I think like, even after the race, I was like, oh, yeah, tomorrow I don't have to run.

I can eat like shit.

And the second that I'm not running and eating like shit, I'm like, damn, I want,

I gotta, I gotta train again tomorrow and I gotta eat clean again.

Like, I don't, I can't sit in that little hole for too long.

It's like for just a small amount of time, I can do it.

And then I'm already thinking like, damn, what can I do next?

Yeah.

And everyone's over here celebrating you being like, yo, you just completed like something that, like, you're like one of the toughest dudes in the world.

And I'm like thinking, like, ah, not really.

I mean, this guy fucking finished it in fucking 58 hours.

I got to, I got to step my shit up.

Yeah.

You know, like, that's how I'm thinking.

Yeah, me too.

Like, or, you know, I don't know.

It's like you said, bro, like, it's, it's good and bad, but I think it's better that we're this way because we never let ourselves fall off.

Yeah.

And I never think in there, I hope.

I'm like, well, I'm going to get this done and then I'm going to figure out what I'm going to do next.

Right.

I never think that I'm not going to finish something.

I totally get it, bro.

It's an expectation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I mean,

yeah, like I said, when you wrote me, I'm like, all right, yeah, maybe I did do something cool.

It's fucking you.

What do you do?

You know, listen, it's very cool.

And, and, and, uh,

I understand where you're at with it, but dude, definitely take a minute and be like, yeah.

You know, it was definitely like one of those, like, I think the whole ending of the race and ending with Goggins and like, I, I was like the one person out of that whole race that ended up finishing with him and almost sharing a ton of miles with him and connecting.

And I don't know.

I like me and Cam, I just did Cam Haynes' podcast, and he's like, Yo, you manifested all this shit, bro.

Yeah, that's right.

You were doing nothing.

You were nobody in this fucking sport five years.

And now you're sitting with me.

You're running with Goggins now.

You're going to go fucking be on Andy's podcast.

Yeah.

Showed you, he likes you a lot, by the way.

Cam's awesome.

Cam's my dad.

Cam's a fucking dad.

Cam's your dad?

Yeah.

He's my dad.

Dude, when Cam came in for the show, it was funny because he came in and we had bad weather that day.

And I, you know, you know me, I'm not a runner.

Oh, no.

I actually ran that day because it was a fucking tornado.

No.

so we were gonna do the show and I was out doing my 75 hard workout and a fucking tornado hit like half a mile over here.

Like you could see it.

And you guys were working out outside?

No, everybody here, no, it was just me.

He was coming in later.

Yeah.

And

I come back to HQ and everybody's in the fucking tornado shelter.

And I'm like, what's going on?

And they're like, dude, we didn't know if we should come out and get you or what.

But dude, I ran my ass off back here, dude.

So maybe I could run a mile because I was terrified.

Yeah.

And I was sore for like a week.

Yeah.

So.

Well, we should get you to run a mile.

Me and Bradley Martin are, by the way, are going to start a run club.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

And then I'm going to get first form involved.

Is Bradley running now?

He's going to start.

He's got no choice.

He's been saying this shit.

The last podcast we did, he said, and everyone in the chat was like, this guy's full of shit.

He ain't running.

Bro, Bradley.

But he is going to run now.

Like, we're serious about this.

We're going to start this thing up.

He's not a guy that says shit that doesn't do shit.

Huh?

He's not one of those.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah, he'll do it.

He's a man of his words.

But now that we have a reason, I was like, yo, we can't start a run club and you not be able to run three miles.

I mean, it's not going to work, dude.

Well,

he's like 265.

Yeah.

What are you?

About the same.

Oh, well, then we're going to get both of you guys and maybe just live streaming you guys on the treadmill.

Just fucking going after it.

Yeah.

We just keep the focus on him.

I'm going to stay quiet the whole time.

Let's go.

Let's check in with Israel.

Yeah, man.

No, super awesome, though, bro.

That's fucking incredible.

Let's get into the show.

Yeah.

Let's get into the cruise.

You ready to do some cruising?

Yeah, dude.

Let's hope I kind of know what's going on in the world.

That's all right.

We'll just tell you our biased taste.

Yeah.

I know Jeff Bezos is, so we'll talk some shit.

Yeah, Bezos coming in any minute.

Yeah.

Just keep biting you.

Just keep watching.

Who's getting out of their chair so he can sit?

Nobody.

Is he going to be in the middle right here?

We'll put him in the middle

in the cage over here.

You put us in?

That's right.

All right.

Yeah, man.

Let's get into the cruise, guys.

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Gang, gang.

Cash.

What's up, Cash?

Is that your guys' boy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You guys don't even know who he is, huh?

No, we do.

Oh, he's one of the boys?

A lot of the chat is regulars.

They're on the camera.

Oh, yeah.

You guys just all know them.

But do you guys know their faces or just their names in here?

Yeah, we end up going following them on Instagram.

But can someone just come in with a bunk?

Like, can someone come in as cash?

Like, if someone knows that you guys are talking to cashier and then I just come in as cash on the next one, act like I'm cash.

Is that possible?

Can they do that, Z?

Oh, they can?

Oh, wow.

It could be a fucking

shit.

Maybe it's Hillary Clinton.

Yeah.

Yo,

we need to start.

We need code names, dude.

Yeah.

FBI, bro.

I like this live chat up.

We could be talking for like 10 hours with this thing, bro.

Oh, man.

We'll get hot.

Oh, yeah.

So you're curling.

Yeah, yeah.

It's fun.

He said we'll fuck him up.

I like this, dude.

Yo.

Yeah, man.

I think we'll get Zuck on the show eventually.

Oh, yeah.

It's coming.

Yeah.

It's coming.

Definitely knows about it.

Yeah.

Yeah, man.

Let's get it to the cruise.

He was a lot fucking cooler in person than people give him credit for.

He was.

His sister, by the way, follows me on Instagram and she runs these ultras she ran the 250 with me and cam oh that's bad zuckerberg yes i see her pop up she always shows me love oh that's cool so we got it we gotta give him a little credit here you know the family the family's putting in some fucking work yeah no bro like listen he's got good people i mean the the people

his enter there there is there's a whole lot to that whole story yeah so i'm ready to try that uh that fucking the the folds of honor yeah i'm ready to just double down right now should i just get up and get it no no it's not cold yet we'll get we'll get halfway through i'm getting amped up now I got the caffeine hitting me, man.

I'm getting jittery.

We got through.

Actually, there's no jitters.

I promote there's no jitters.

I'm just getting excited.

There fucking isn't.

There's no jitters, no bathroom runs.

Yeah.

You're pretty good, but I'm feeling excited.

Now, I was almost asleep before we started.

I'm hyped up, dude.

Let's fucking cruise.

Bro, you throw.

Pop a fucking cruise.

Pop a fucking Zen and inform energy, bro.

You're fucking new.

Everything is right.

I'm itching over here.

I'm fucking.

This can, these cans got different shit in them on the show, bro.

Yeah, that's right.

Those are the special

sauce.

Caught crack.

That's what I was going to say.

It feels like I'm back five years ago getting fucking hooked.

Yeah, it feels like I just said the fucking line just came right into my nose.

Be careful.

Oh, fuck, man.

All right.

Let's get it to the cruise, guys.

Let's just get right to it.

We'll go to headline number one.

Got some remodeling happening, not just at the DJ's household, but at the White House as well.

White House East Wing demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction.

AP Photos show.

So yeah, let's dive into this a little bit.

The entire White House East Wing has been demolished as President Donald Trump moves forward with a ballroom construction.

Associated Press photos on Thursday show.

The East Wing, where First Ladies created history, planned state dinners and promoted causes, is now history itself.

The two-story structure of drawing rooms and offices, including workspace for first ladies and their staffs, has been turned into rubble, demolished as part of the Republican president's plan to build what he said is now a $300 million ballroom, nearly twice the size of the White House.

90,000 square feet.

Dang.

It's pretty big.

Huge.

Size of this building.

No, it's half this building.

I'm a downplayer place, guys.

Yeah.

I mean, like, it's pretty fucking big.

Very big.

Pretty big.

Now, of course, a lot of people are upset, right?

But here's the thing.

No taxpayer dollars are going to this.

Not one.

Not fucking one.

Who's paying for it?

Trump and, quote, some of my some friends of mine.

They're paying the entire cost of it.

You know, because it's been, you know, the contention has been that, you know, we're in the government shutdown, but yet construction is still moving forward on the White House.

And it's because

we're not paying for it.

Yeah.

Okay.

And if I was paying for it, then you best damn believe construction is going to keep moving forward.

Yeah.

But that's going on.

Now, somebody interesting, a very interesting person, this is one of Andy's favorite people in the world,

had some commentary on this.

I'm sure.

We got to go to Hillary Clinton.

Oh, dude.

Hillary Clinton tweeted this out.

She says, it's not his house.

It's your house.

And he's destroying it.

It sounds to me like he's making it better.

Yeah, well, not only that, but I remember when it was your house, Hillary.

Yeah, no shit.

And your husband was destroying somebody's fucking mouth in there.

I don't like you can't talk about this, lady.

You have no say on this.

Yeah, well, what happens in that house?

You can't speak on what happens in that house.

She talks a lot of things she shouldn't speak on.

I mean, that's her M.O.

I mean, she, so, so if you could look here at the engagement, she had to turn the comments.

She turned them all on.

Yeah, because everybody told her, shut the fuck up.

I think there was just only one comment.

Yeah.

Nobody gave a fuck.

So

what are, what's everybody mad about?

Well, so part of it is part of it is that one, there's reporting, nobody's really reporting it correctly, right?

Like a lot of people still believe that we're, the taxpayers are paying for this.

That's not the case.

And the other part has to do with the government shutdown and the fact that the construction is is still moving forward.

But again, we're not paying for it.

Right.

And that's what everybody's all about.

I would be interested to hear who the friends are.

I would be interested to hear.

I wonder if any of them are from the Middle East, especially.

Maybe from that little bitty place.

That little place.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, and the other part, you know, and you have these people that are like, oh, you know, it's historic and they're demolishing history.

And, you know, it's like the same, you know, just like the statues that they had no problem destroying.

Oh, yeah.

That history they had no problem destroying.

That's right.

You know, know same same same same history yeah um you know and then you got it's okay if they do it yes it's cool when they do it it's a problem i do it

you know i'm saying and uh but it's going you know now the government shutdown is what i would like to turn our attention to um

because uh it's we're still in effect i posted this on my story bro like and i i didn't really get a real answer but do we like do we have to pay taxes right now i don't think so like legitimately yeah never had to

I got no comment.

Okay.

All right.

So I'm not going to speak on that.

Yeah.

I mean, fuck, if I could, somebody tell me how to turn that shit off.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

But they're still going.

And they're, you know,

they never fail to say the quiet part out loud is where the left and these communists really fuck up.

Enters the show, Catherine Clark.

She fumes after press secretary quotes her own words on tape and tries to walk back the admission that the Democrats are exploiting Schumer's shutdown and Americans suffering for political leverage.

So this is the original clip.

She was on an interview that was on Fox News.

And this is what she had to say.

Check this clip.

I mean, shutdowns are terrible.

And

of course, there will be, you know, families that are going to suffer.

We take that responsibility very seriously.

But it is one of the few leverage times we have

to get done what we need to get done.

So she says the quiet part out loud.

You can't hate these people enough, by the way.

But

in typical fashion, when she's confronted on what she said,

she gets mad.

It never happened.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, let's check this clip.

CNN called her out, by the way.

Let's check this.

White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt just posted a clip of an interview that you did on Fox last week.

You were answering a question from Fox's Chad Pergram about blame for the shutdown.

I want to look at the post here.

I mean, shutdowns are terrible.

And

of course, there will be, you know, families that are going to suffer.

We take that responsibility very seriously.

But it is one of the few leverage times we have.

Lovett is looking especially at that that last bit you said there, saying that Democrats, quote, are now admitting that they are intentionally causing American families to suffer with their reckless government shutdown.

What's your response to that?

Well, that is right out of her playbook of half-truths, taking things out of context, and not being straight with the American people.

And she knows what I said.

Yeah, we do too.

We just saw you say it.

I just watched it.

dude these people like

i used to think i i used to think that these were just a bunch of boomers that couldn't remember that like phones are out there the internet's there because like back in the day when you know she wasn't a thousand years old yeah she was

yeah yeah she was she was only a hundred back then right um you know there wasn't this instant feedback loop and there wasn't these

uh

there wasn't such a consistent record of what everybody says.

And it's interesting.

I used to think that they just didn't know that, but now I think they just don't give a shit.

And they're willing to lie straight up knowing exactly what they said.

So I think these people are the scum of the fucking earth.

They don't reset, they don't represent any of us.

And I think it's time it's time for all these old people who have no interest in the future of America because let's be real, they're going to be dead, making the rules for the rest of us that we have to live in.

You know, and that needs to be a cultural revolution that we have here in this country.

Yeah, now, somebody that like out of left field, and I will say this, I know I personally have given this man some shit in the past on this show, laughed at him, joked at him,

but we got to give credit where it's due.

We got to enter the show, Senator Federman.

Yeah.

Because he had this to say.

Hi, here we are, and our government remains closed.

over my party.

And I'm going to continue to fight for the two million Pennsylvanians that depend on SNAF to feed themselves.

And I'm also going to fight for the same 400,020 Pennsylvanians that depend on those tax credits to make health insurance more affordable.

Two things are true.

And we can fight for all of them as long as our government is open.

My vote is going to remain firmly on keeping our government open.

And I'm going to continue to fight for all of those Pennsylvanians that I'm honored to represent here.

Well, dude, in real talk,

he's lived that.

Okay.

I didn't like Fetterman either.

I thought he was like...

I thought he was retarded.

I did too.

Yeah.

I did, too.

And

now he's come in.

And I mean, dude, he has voted very very consistently for the country.

I think out of most.

I have a lot more respect for him.

For sure.

I think he's like an accurate

Democrat.

Democrat, but more importantly, he actually represents his people in Pennsylvania.

Yeah.

He represents the old version of Democrats.

Yeah.

Right.

But like the working class.

He's in the wrong fucking party.

I mean, that's what it comes down to.

But it's not like these motherfuckers over on the right are much better.

You know, they're all

looking out for themselves.

I, I, I really gave him a lot of shit because, you know,

he dresses weird and, you know, all that shit.

But like real talk, he just is who he is.

And I respect that.

Yeah, I think he's super regular.

Yeah, I do too.

That's it.

Yeah.

But I do admire that, bro.

Like, to be able to come out and say, hey, I'm going to vote for what's right over my party.

You know what I'm saying?

Because that's what.

Literally all of them did.

They just voted again right before the show got started

to pass an expenditure bill to pay some of these federal employees.

Did they pass it?

No.

Democrats stopped it it again.

Okay.

Shocking.

So, I mean, it could be.

You know, I think they're digging their own grave here, dude.

Well, they are.

Yeah.

They are.

And they're pissing a lot of people off, actually, because one of the big pieces

that right now is up in the air is welfare benefits, specifically SNAP and EBT.

And it's got a lot of people

really pissed off.

And I want to make this very clear, okay?

I grew up on Snap.

I grew up on EBT, right?

We had that blue card.

It was fucking great.

Right.

But in hindsight,

did we really need it?

Probably not.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, my mom worked hard.

There's no doubt about that.

But like,

you can't say that there's not people abusing this shit.

Right.

No.

That's the problem, brother.

Well, dude, and look, it's sick.

Everybody agrees that we should help people bridge the gap when times are hard.

I don't even think the most capitalist, furthest right, conservative person could say that we don't give a shit about those people.

We do.

The problem is, is that there's so many motherfuckers that abuse it and they're proud of abusing it that ends up muddying the water for everybody that actually needs it.

For everybody.

And there needs to be some reform around the system that awards these benefits to people

to avoid this lifetime dependency on this.

Yeah, welfare is not a career.

No.

Okay.

But it is for a lot of people.

It is for a lot.

And I bet if you fucking average it out, bro, I bet there's more people like that on it than people who actually need it.

100%, bro.

Well, I mean, right now, I think the rough numbers, Zeke could probably fact-check this about it.

I want to say it's like 12% of the countries on Snap.

Well, that's a whole nother fucking problem.

If they didn't tax the fuck out of us

and financially rape us every chance they get, that wouldn't even be needed.

No.

You know, so I mean, that's roughly

40 million Americans or so?

1.7 million.

Yeah, that's not okay, man.

No.

It shouldn't be that many.

No.

For a lot of reasons.

For a lot of reasons.

But I think a lot of the problem is that there's going gonna be a lot of people like this dude in this next clip let's check this out i got an email from abt

um

i used to get 740 a month for my two kids um and we're not getting ebt no more they took the ebt

they saying i gotta work 20 hours a week i'm not working for nobody get the out of here this is what americans taxpayer work for for us they they work for me they gotta help me feed my fucking kids.

Get the fuck out of here.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, don't be quitters now.

Y'all

fucking time.

And I got to want to tap out.

Get the fuck out of here.

I want my EBT, yo.

I want my EBT.

And I'm not working for nobody.

I'm a fucking boss.

What the fuck?

I look like working when the government is here to help.

Come on.

Y'all send all that money to Iraq, Ukraine, y'all funding all these wars.

But when it's time to help the Americans, y'all don't want to fucking help us.

I need my fucking EBT, yo.

I need my money, yo.

I need my fucking EBT.

Stop fucking playing with me, yo.

He's got a point, man.

He has a point.

I mean, we are sending money everywhere else.

It might as well hook the homie up.

I mean, why should he work?

Yeah.

Well, apparently.

Green ain't got to work.

Apparently, we all work for him.

Yeah.

He's got a point, man.

We got to stay in.

We all work for him because he's a fucking boss.

Get a hold of that guy on Instagram.

We're going to start sending him money.

Yeah, bro.

Somebody said that's my cousin.

That's not my cousin.

What'd he say?

He goes, don't be quitting now.

I ain't working for nobody, but you don't quit.

You work for me, bitch.

I like this guy.

Yeah, but dude, that's the shit that pisses people the fuck off, man.

Like,

people ain't with that.

And dude, here's the thing.

With the government shutdown and then this TikTok backlash that's been everywhere the last few days of gentlemen like this

And

like people are seeing it.

You know what I mean?

They're seeing one, we don't need the fucking government the way that they think we need them.

And two, there's all these motherfuckers that are milking the system, making it hard for everybody else.

I'm sure that all these people that work in this building and that building over there,

they would prefer to pay less taxes if it wasn't for people like this who refused.

That's an able-bodied man, bro.

Oh, yeah.

You can't tell me that you should.

And by the way, how can you look at yourself like a fucking boss if you're not even willing to take care of your own fucking kids?

Fuck you.

You get the fuck out of here.

You don't quit.

Yeah.

Motherfucker.

Like, bro, I'm sick of that shit.

No, dude, I'm sick of it.

I work my whole fucking life, bro.

I work fucking 16-hour days today.

I'm going to work 16 fucking hours today.

I did it yesterday, and I did it for the last fucking 20-something years, okay?

And we got motherfuckers like this coming at me and my DMs be like, oh, it must be nice.

You sit on your fucking ass your whole life, bitch.

You fucking don't even take care of your own fucking kids.

Fuck you.

But telling you, don't quit.

Yeah.

Don't quit, Andy.

Well, don't worry about me because I ain't gonna.

I need 18 hours out of you from now on.

Yeah, shit.

I know.

I need this guy to get paid.

This is my boy Louie, you know?

Louie.

I gotta throw a couple extra fucking hours for homie here.

I got him breaking me off a little bit too.

So we need you in there.

We can live harder, brother.

16 ain't enough.

Oh, man.

Well, here's the thing.

I like this guy.

bro, if I that boils my fucking blood, to be honest, bro.

That fucking entitle attitude.

That shit started here with Obama, bro.

Obama came in this fucking country and started giving away all the free shit.

And now we fucking got a whole generation of people, a generation and a half of people who not only are on the free shit, but they've figured out that they aren't entitled to the free shit.

Like, dude, that is the problem in our fucking country.

Yeah, bro.

Well, here's the other issue, guys.

And by the way, there's fucking tens of thousands of those right now on the internet.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, and they're all getting destroyed too.

Which is great.

Here's another one because you know, not only are they telling us not to quit, they're giving us an ultimatum, guys.

Oh, really?

Let's check this out.

I want to be in the grocery store when they when they start looting it because you think that people are gonna you've been looting it

it's a normal thirsty yeah

dj you got your whole family up in here involved

like all right we got cousins sisters you motherfucker been you been looting

you can't threaten shit you already been doing

anyway

continue come on man because you think that people

oh

Now she is right.

That's what it's going to come down to.

People are going to be hungry.

You think that these people are not going to get their Thanksgiving?

Maybe when they run up in there and start stealing them turkeys,

it's going to be like Christmas came early up in this bitch i want to see the first news story about somebody stealing a turkey because you know that about to go down and i want to i want to be front row for it because i'm here for it get everything

up out of the grocery store get it all

She must have been watching the news the last fucking few years.

She's going to be a little bit more.

It's been happening.

She's still looting happening every day since EBT's been out.

Fucking bro, in California, I think they got that fucking $999

where you can just walk in and take the shit.

No, it's a thing out there.

I live there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, do you pay for your groceries?

Huh?

Me?

Yeah.

I got my boy Louie.

You just go in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just collect.

I mean, what's he insane?

I just pay $9.99 at each store.

I get a few of them a day until we hit about $700.

That's what I'm saying, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, you've been looting, bitch.

Like, that's what the fuck the problem is.

Ain't scared nobody.

Yeah.

Well, here's the thing.

So, Walmart,

an employee from Walmart had something to say on this.

Yeah.

And we got to check this last clip out.

Check this out.

Let me tell you something.

Do you think that you about to come up in here and steal from the Wally world?

Because you ain't getting no food stamps.

I'm going to call the police on you.

I'm going to call.

They're on speed dial.

I'm going to call them expeditiously.

I don't care.

I don't.

The police ain't doing shit, though.

Well, I think they are now.

Yeah, in some places.

I think they've been getting their asses well.

Yeah, the police have been let off their leash right now.

They're enforcing the law.

Yeah, they, dude, they want to enforce the law.

They've just not been able to.

Yeah.

Because it's pretty fucked up in California.

Yeah, man.

There's like no repercussions.

But dude, that was intentional, right?

Because, like, here's the thing, bro.

Like, in Cali, for example, right?

Like, how long can a store run on negative margin?

On fucking, you know, negative fucking loss because people keep stealing shit and it's not being prosecuted.

What happens?

That business fucking closed down.

And then they stop opening them there.

That's the problem.

And then they say, then they say, nobody wants to open businesses in the block neighborhoods.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You're stealing from them.

Yeah, you burn them the fuck down.

No shit.

Holy fuck, man.

Let's be real.

They just did this in St.

Louis.

We had two Nordstroms here, right?

Are they gone now?

Well, there's one that's in the good place, and then there's one that's in the not-so-good place.

That used to be the good place, by the way.

Used to be the good place.

And that place, that Nordstrom at that not-so-good place is shut down now.

Well, what do you think that's going to do for the other one?

Same thing.

They're fucking 10 minutes apart.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's only a matter of time, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, but when you don't prosecute the crime or you set the laws to where they can seal up to fucking $999, what do you think is going to happen?

Like, there's no way anybody can tell me that that's not an intentional piece of it.

Dude, did you see it?

Did I send you that video of that guy talking about how

racist the left is?

How they fucking believe, like they truly believe they're above black people and that black people are incapable of like having jobs and

doing things.

Like, that was one of the best videos I've seen in a long time.

Yeah.

It's,

yeah.

Listen,

here's the deal.

Get a fucking job.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, and I'll say this.

I might make a little prediction.

Bro, if I was fucking doing this, if I was running shit, okay, it would be six months maximum bridge.

Okay.

You're out of fucking work.

Six months.

We'll help.

We'll cover you.

All right.

And

you would have that that availability to do that, you know, twice in your life, something like that.

You'd have to pass a drug test, can't be on fucking drugs, any drugs.

Okay.

And

there needs to be massive reform.

I don't know what the exact rules are, but I can tell you this, this shit wouldn't be happening under my watch.

No, no.

But I am going to make a prediction.

Okay.

I truly believe,

because here's the thing.

The left,

the image that's happening right now, the picture that's kind of being painted right now is not good for the left no matter what i truly believe that trump and a lot of these red states that have a lot of you know a big population of welfare users in their state they're going to do something yes they're going to make sure everybody's taking yes that's if they don't that'd be really fucking stupid it'd be a great

yes that's exactly what they're going to do they're going to come in they're going to fucking make it work yeah and then all these people which which by the way most of the black community is giving up on democrats anyway we saw that with the uh

no-king shit, right?

They didn't show up.

No, it's all old people, old white people.

So,

yeah, dude, I think they are digging their graves.

You know, we don't, we're realizing that, like, we don't need the government.

And

the people who do

wouldn't if they actually, you know, applied themselves in any way possible.

And unfortunately, with the technology that's happening now, we're going to have a harder and harder time

getting people work.

So I don't know what's going to happen, but I I can tell you this.

In history, what has happened when people can't eat is revolution.

And if they keep this going on, because these people will have to steal food, and that's how it starts.

So they create...

41 million people.

That's right.

That aren't going to eat.

So think about that.

You know what I'm saying?

And then they come out and they say, we're going to get the rich people.

Bro,

it ain't.

them.

Those are the people providing the jobs and the cash flow into your communities.

It's these motherfuckers that you keep voting for

it's very simple bro chat let's see what the chat has to say on this chat what do you guys got

uh federal leos and military getting paid they found a way to advance pay them yeah

yeah there you go vote blue no matter who just one more time we promise it'll be different this time

yeah

They're going to make sure that the right doesn't shut down the government again.

Motherfucker.

I fucking think that was you.

Exactly.

Didn't y'all.

Wait, 13 votes?

No, what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's stupid, man.

Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments, shall we?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

We got some good ones.

All right.

I'm excited.

It's been a minute.

I'm excited.

I got some heat for you.

All right, good.

Okay.

Your family's been causing a lot of trouble.

It's been pretty crazy, man.

We got to move on from that subject.

It's one of them.

Who's them?

Yeah.

Right.

They, them.

They?

They, them.

They, them?

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

So So it's a group of people.

Yeah.

Just one.

What do you mean?

Yeah, right.

You said it was them.

It's one day.

Yeah, right.

It's only one them and one day.

They do.

There's only two of them.

Yeah, let's get into our comments, guys.

This first one is from Smitty Werbin Jagerman Jensen 10.

That's they?

Nope.

Oh, okay.

I mean.

He says, my mom and I just went and bought the rest of the form energies that our store had left to finish Dollar Days strong.

We got to give some to the kids in line behind us, shared the show, and they were so excited for a drink.

We love you guys, so thankful for all you do, dude.

That's been the coolest stuff that I've seen is people sharing it out, dude.

Um,

well, I, dude, again, I really, really, really appreciate the following and the culture that we have here with the show and with first form

and S2 and everything that we got going on.

It's it's full of fucking amazing people, and uh, I appreciate you guys.

Real talk, Yeah, 100%, man.

Appreciate you, Smitty.

Yep.

Warbin Jaggerman Jensen.

I feel like I could type that shit in every time.

Smitty Warburton.

What?

Jagger.

Smitty.

What's your handle?

Oh, it's just.

It's they.

Smitty, Warban, Jengin.

Yeah.

I think that's from SpongeBob, isn't it?

You don't know this.

If it is from SpongeBob, somebody might have had that name.

Yeah, 129 through nine was taken.

Um, yeah, all right, appreciate that.

Uh, we got another one.

This is uh Cali Burrito 93.

Uh, Cali Burrito says, uh, thank you guys for these dollar deals.

I haven't thrown this many dollars at a product since my 18th birthday.

What product was that?

Hope it was premium.

You know, it wasn't, though.

He's been fucking throwing dollars at them fish tacos, bro.

Yeah,

Fish here?

Hold on.

So you guys did, they were dollar cans?

Yeah.

Oh, is that that one day that you came to Riverside?

Yeah, it ran for 10 days, or 14 days.

Yeah.

Oh, for 14 days, you guys did dollar can at any 7-Eleven.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Or speedway.

Yeah, speedway.

What's the normal price of a can?

It depends on the retailer.

Okay.

Yeah, man.

But yeah.

So

what was the total?

Cali burrito?

Yeah, I'm curious of the total.

Is she in the

under here in the comments?

Yeah, I don't know, but let us know.

All right, finally, we got to get to them.

Let's get to them.

We're back.

The user handle is Weapon X Logan.

Okay.

Weapon X Logan.

So X-Man fan.

Nothing at all.

I mean, is that what that is?

Is that fucking Logan?

Wolverine.

Wolverine.

Yeah, me and this guy like, you know, we like this type of shit.

That makes sense.

Okay.

All right.

So you better not fuck with them.

Yeah.

Well, fucking claw you.

All right.

Let's see what he has to say.

Weapon X Logan says, You guys are all sheep.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

This is a typical leftist.

Yeah, you can just tell by this.

This is why the left can't meme because there's not enough room for all the words.

Well, I love how they use our terms on us.

Like, no, but that's what we call you.

It's like,

all right, listening to this idiot talk about stuff he doesn't have a clue about.

The costumes are an F you to Trump and his Gestapo police force ICE

and him wanting to put military in the streets of Portland.

The protesters were definitely not paid.

You're a closed-minded idiot that doesn't know anything and thinks Trump's trying to save America.

Tell me exactly what the fuck he has done to make this country better.

He has done nothing but destroy this country.

Shit on the Constitution, screw over the everyday American while making the wealthy and him and his family richer.

Trump and his administration are the problem, and they're protecting BB because of the Epstein files and what's in them.

You believe that part of the equation, but not that Trump is the problem.

Wake up and stop peddling BS.

Do your homework.

Do your fucking homework, guys.

I better do my homework.

Roast it.

Yeah, you got me there.

Do we have time for the rest of the show?

I got a better zoomed-in picture of this guy.

I'm going to pull it up for you.

I can already tell what's going on here.

Oh, man.

I can already tell this guy listened to one clip.

This is off of a clip.

15-second clips.

That's all he got.

And all the judgment came.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I had it.

Damn it.

Let's just do this.

You can just zoom in on him right here.

Yeah, I'll say, we'll just zoom in on him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And bro, owns some space in that motherfucker's mind, bro.

Living rent-free in his head.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean.

Oh, yeah.

My guys look living.

Yeah.

He looks like a guy whose testosterone is zero.

I mean, this is expected.

Bro, don't you get like at least five for living?

Like being alive?

Apparently not.

A little atrazine in that guy's drinks.

But yeah, you know, we're just some idiots.

We don't really claim to be anything else.

No.

So, you know, whatever you got to think.

I mean, you guys look pretty gay in your costumes.

If that's your way to say F you to Trump, I mean, you guys got to get a little more creative.

You know, Barney costumes and the fucking threatening.

No, man.

Yeah.

So.

Weapon X.

What did you wait for?

What's your costume?

You know, what's interesting is that these people

think the same shit that we think about them, like the exact same shit.

They think they're the patriots, they think they're the good guys.

And it's like, dude,

I don't know, shitting on the Constitution to me is

basically everything that was done in the last administration.

And when I see ICE and when I see the police, I just call that doing their fucking jobs.

And,

you know, there's laws on the books that have to be enforced, whether people want to admit that or not.

And if you don't enforce them, you get chaos, which is what the fuck you guys have up there in Portland.

So, you know, you could think what you think, but at the end of the day, we have laws.

We have laws that mean something and they're there for a reason.

And when ICE comes to deport people who are criminals and who are not here legally, which makes them a criminal.

I think that's a very good thing that's happening in this country.

So, you know, you could think whatever you want, but at the end of the day, it is what the fuck it is.

So

such a burn.

Yeah.

Protecting BB.

I mean, I agree with him on the protecting BB part.

You know, I agree with him on that, on all that shit.

I mean, that's not, that's,

that's accurate.

Yeah.

So not that Trump is the problem.

I don't know.

I think I'm very fair in my criticism of anybody and everybody.

I think so.

Yeah.

Should bring him on the show.

Yeah.

I'm going to do my homework first, though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you just study up Logan

with an E, not an A, though.

Yeah, that's right.

And maybe he's not a Wolverine fan.

Yeah.

Might just be his name.

He had too much punoptanium in him.

He's just a weapon himself.

Yeah.

Clearly.

He is a weapon.

He is a weapon.

Master Destroyer.

Mass retardation.

Master.

He said Wolverine.

Wolcarine.

Yeah.

Wolcarine.

Weapon X, the destroyer of doughnuts.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Wokerine.

Wokerine.

Ass destroyer.

That's pretty good.

Master ass.

That's why I said he sits down when he pisses.

Master Bait.

Yeah, that guy's definitely.

We need to throw him on some tests.

Too much fluoride.

You know what's crazy, bro, is that there was a study that they did about testosterone levels, that the more testosterone someone had, the more rightly their value are.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

So do we just get everyone on TRT?

Yeah.

That's what we need.

Do we just do like a big like dollar

giveaway of vial?

Yeah, that's right.

Thousands of people.

One needle and one vial, yeah, and see how much people save America.

Yeah, bro.

Portland loves giving out fucking needles.

They give the needle, they got the needles already.

Yeah, they got the needles.

We just need to not put vaccines in them when we put TRTs.

Just don't do crack, just do fucking tests.

You'll be fine.

All right, man, guys, we do appreciate you, though, for being real-ass fans, guys.

Keep liking, commenting.

Make sure you guys are subscribed.

Hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest drops from Real AF.

That being said, keep cruising.

Headline two.

NBA

today.

NBA?

The NBA.

Like basketball.

They're in hot water.

Okay.

Well, they are what they do.

Oh, buddy.

Headline number two.

NBA gambling scandal.

Live updates.

Four teams, four mafia families teamed up for $7 million scheme.

Is this Italian mafia?

Is it?

Bro, listen.

This shit is wild.

Let's hear it.

This shit's wild, bro.

Let's hear what we're up to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So a bombshell illegal sports betting scheme involving four NBA teams and four mafia crime families netted up upwards of $7 million over two years.

The FBI announced Thursday in a historic bust.

Portland Trailblazers, head coach Chauncey Billips, Miami Heat guard Terry Rosier, and former NBA player Damon Jones are among those indicted in the stunning takedown of two separate illegal gambling related cases.

So here's the official list that got released.

Okay.

The FBI has arrested these 31 people involved in a rig.

Oh, yeah.

They're Italians, bro.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, man.

There's a big guy in here.

His name's Skinny.

That's how you know.

That's Italian.

That's how you have it.

You don't want to fuck with Skinny, huh?

No, you don't want to fuck with Skinny.

Tommy Juice, either.

No.

Now, here's the crazy thing.

Okay.

The day before Chauncey Billips was arrested, there was a press conference.

Okay.

Listen to what he has to say.

You know, I don't, I don't, that pressure thing is nothing to me, man.

I do the best I can and let the chips fall where they may.

You know that about me, but now quick.

He looks a little Italian now.

Let him.

He got a little Italian with his swag.

He's got like chips fall where they may.

Yep, they sure did.

They definitely did.

He was a fun player to watch back in the day when I was a kid.

Yeah.

Well, it gets worse, okay?

Because again, as we said earlier, you know, the internet internet is alive and well.

Nothing gets deleted.

Stuff lasts forever.

There has now been a compilation clip of Miami heat guard Terry Rosier.

Let's look at some of his plays.

So there were some sport betting things going on, right?

This is like

point shaving.

Is that what they were doing?

People bet on these games and like, oh, you know, if Terry scores these many points or, you know, people bet on shit like that.

Yeah.

Well, let's check this clip.

So, that's Terry.

Oh, it's like on purpose, man.

Having a tough night,

and Rozier off the DHO.

And he turned it over, turn it up.

But you don't want to play it too free, especially against the Miami.

Tell you, Eddie, you don't like playing in Miami?

Yo, Rozier with a 9-1-1 comes up short.

dude, he looks like me when I try to play.

That ain't no joke, dude.

He's really good.

Yeah.

Well, that makes up, if he's really good, that makes this more incriminating.

Because this looks like a little Andy for Sella ball.

They're going to go back again to fuck it up again.

Bro.

That was awfully short.

Don't look good.

What did he pocket that game, you think?

Yeah, fuck, man.

Well, bro, he almost cheered when that he turned it over the second time.

He already started running.

I know.

He passed it, bro.

I know.

And then the guy scored that three, and you could almost see him be like, Yeah, yeah, right, right.

Nobody's thinking that.

Well, I mean, here's the thing: like, I mean, if you're going to do it, you got to sell it, right?

You got to be like LeBron James.

You know what I'm saying?

Flop harder.

Speaking of LeBron, he's actually involved in this, too.

So

it gets worse, man.

LeBron James dragged into the NBA Mafia gambling scandal after his private information is leaked as Chauncey Billips and Heat Star are suspended.

Live updates.

So NBA superstar LeBron James is now embroiled in the NBA's mafia gambling scandal.

The NBA was thrust into a full-blown crisis on Thursday morning after the FBI revealed a series of wide-ranging investigations into mafia-led gambling rackets with Portland Trailblazers head coach Chauncey Billips and Miami Heat guard Terry Rosier among 34 indicted.

According to the FBI, Jones, a friend of LeBron James and not an employee of the Lakers, sold or tried to profit from non-public information about the basketball legend before he was ruled out of a game against the Milwaukee Bucks.

This was back in February of 2023.

Now, one of the victims of this alleged crime lost $1.8 million.

in a rigged poker scheme with the total losses of multiple victims totaling a little bit over $7 million.

So, how was this poker?

It was everything.

So, they did illegal sports betting, illegal gambling.

Got it.

They had like a rigged cart shuffle machine.

I mean, bro, they were doing it all.

And they had this, like, I mean, it's a fucking major.

It's pretty consistent with Italians.

Yeah, it's a fucking mafia, bro.

Like, you know,

you know, it is what it is.

Yep.

Well, let's see how it plays out.

You know, some of this media pops out and then nothing comes from it.

And then, you know, it's all.

I mean, what would you say?

I know what I would say.

I'd be be like, hey, it's the Italian mafia, bro.

They made me do it.

I mean, what the fuck would you do?

Yeah.

LeBron might not be seen in the game ever again after that.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Might end up with.

He's going to be playing for Italy after that.

Decided to leave the NBA and retire, and I'm going to go play for Italy.

It makes me also think of people like Devin Rose, who gets hurt every fucking season.

This gives me hope, though.

Why so?

Because the Italian mafia is making a comeback, apparently.

And dude, the reality is, is the Italian Italian mafia maintain order in these cities for years and years and years.

Like this, all this crime shit didn't happen when the mafia was around.

Well, it's not crime if they do it.

Well, they didn't do it.

They just handled the crime.

And then they took a little off the top.

That's how they work.

Serve the good people, take a little off the top, maintain order.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I'm hopeful.

Well, I mean, apparently, Cash Patel.

Tell me in.

Cash me in.

Who does?

Cash Patel.

Oh, does he?

Yeah, this was the press conference.

That's a shit he has to say anyway.

Yeah.

Well,

I got a lot to say about that motherfucker.

This is the press conference.

Let's see what Cash had to say.

Individuals such as Chauncey Billips, Damon Jones, and Terry Rozier were taken into custody today, former current NBA players and coaches.

What you don't know is that this is an illegal gambling operation and sports rigging operation that spanned the course of years.

The FBI led a coordinated takedown across 11 states to arrest over 30 individuals today responsible for this case, which is very much ongoing.

Not only did we crack into the fraud that these perpetrators committed on the grand stage of the NBA, but we also entered and executed a system of justice against La Casa Nosha to include the Bonano, Gambino, Genovese, and Lucchese crime families.

It's Lucchese, but yeah.

He's Indian.

It's hard to pronounce that.

So you're proving that you can do mass arrests.

Oh, yeah.

So you can do mass arrests.

And

we still want to know where the Epstein shit is.

Bro, did you see that update, though, about the Epstein shit with like Prince Andrew?

Yeah, they fucking took all his shit.

Isn't that weird?

Like how they say.

They know what's coming.

Like the narrative was like, oh, you know, Jeffrey Epstein was only doing this to himself.

He was trafficking these people to himself.

And then you have Prince Andrew has to renounce all of his royal titles and lands and, you know, for being a part.

Yeah.

No, no one's going to believe anything that cash says until that happens.

Unfortunately, that's where you are, brother.

Until you arrest people that

are causing the corruption and the crime in this country, including the people involved in that,

no matter who they are, nobody's going to believe a word you fucking say.

We still don't even know the truth.

And by the way, who gives a fuck about the fucking NBA when all this other shit is going on?

Let's be real.

That's what I'm saying, dude.

It's like all the resources that were spent towards that.

We still don't even know the truth behind the Butler shooting.

We don't know the truth behind the Charlie Kirk shooting.

We don't know, but sure, let's get Skinny, you know, and his compadres.

Yeah.

I'm a little concerned with this Echo hoodie that he has on right now because I haven't seen that since like the 2000s.

Yeah, you know, you think that he still has it from that long ago?

Oh, yeah.

These guys, these guys don't give a fuck.

Yeah, they're rocking the same shit from 20 years ago, huh?

Which one's Polly?

I know there's all three of them.

Yeah, it's Big Polly, Little Polly, and Polly J and Polly J.

That's right.

Fuck, man.

It is crazy to think, bro.

Like, the mob used to be fucking deep.

Yeah, bro.

They did exactly what I said.

They fucking maintained order in this country.

Fuck, man.

Guys, chat, do you guys think we need the mobs back?

Yes.

Bring them back, yes or no?

Yes.

There's not one no.

They never.

It's true.

And dude, people did appreciate them because they took care of the little guys.

Bring them out.

Yeah.

There's not one knowing there.

Oh, wait.

We got one.

Yeah.

That might be Logan.

No, that's Hillary.

She's in him.

Oh, he said LOL.

All right.

Yes.

They never left.

They never left someone said.

Lebanese mafia, too.

I'm Lebanese.

Yeah.

Lebanese mafia is fucking just like Italian mafia, bro.

Yeah.

They blew up cars and shit.

She's fucking holding it down, huh?

Bro, in the 80s, they were blowing people up on the highway here.

Car bombs and shit.

A Lebanese mafia?

Yes.

Fuck, man.

Yeah, real shit.

You know that, Joe, right?

You're nice to me.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

People have been real nice to me lately.

That's right.

Yeah.

That's right.

Including you.

That's right.

Am I trying to get my car blown up?

Get like thank you texts from you every few days.

Don't blow up.

You're inspiring, brother.

Eli, don't blow up my car.

No, what it is is we'd love to have you in once a week.

No, we got Italian and Lebanese peace.

That's what this is.

I got Italian?

Yeah.

Oh, all right.

Yeah.

So this is a two-piece combo, right?

That's right.

That's right, man.

Well, you know, we got to stick together.

Mafias unite.

Yeah, we got to stick together.

I'm a part of a mafia, too.

Which one?

13% of the country.

Oh, yeah, that mafia.

Is this the same one of your family members that have been causing all this

EBT destruction?

That's right.

I know, Louie.

I know Louis.

Tell your team to calm the fuck down.

Yeah, man.

Guys, jump into this conversation, man.

Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Wait, hold on.

Andy is mafia, isn't he?

Frasala sounds mafia as fuck.

Wow.

There's rules about that.

Yeah.

No cannolis.

DJ runs the welfare.

All right.

You got the wildfire.

DJ runs the waffle mafia.

Oh, shit, man.

It's fucked up, man.

All right.

That's what I got to say.

My personal opinion is we got bigger fish to worry about.

Correct.

And I don't think coming in and having some press conference with your FBI slicker on is really selling like you're doing your job, bro.

Like, we all know what the fuck y'all are doing, and we want you to fucking do the right shit.

Guys, jumping on this conversation, yeah, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

Uh,

thus being said, headline three.

Um, you know, they're not, maybe, maybe they're not getting the Epstein files,

but is this a chance, uh, you know, an opportunity we should take to give some credit where it is due, maybe, with the FBI?

Hello, number three reads: Trump's Memphis crime crackdown locates dozens of missing kids, removes 109 gangbangers from streets.

All right, so this is we'll do a little, I guess, you know, 10,000-foot view of crime in the country, I guess.

Let's do that.

Law enforcement officials have made more than 1,000 arrests and found dozens of missing children in Memphis, Tennessee, as part of President Donald Trump's crime crackdown in the notoriously violent city.

Fox News Digital learned Wednesday: quote: From arresting more than 100 gang members to locating more than 70 missing children, our brave federal agents and local authorities are doing incredible work to protect the good people of Memphis.

Attorney General Pam Bondi said Wednesday in a comment to Fox News Digital, quote, tolerating crime is a choice.

Under President Trump, we refuse to accept the victimization of innocent American citizens and will continue making our city safe again.

So, in total, you had 1,309 arrests since September when the operation officially launched, including nine arrests for homicide, 52 arrests for sex offenses, 527 for warrants, and 132 for firearm offenses.

All right.

So, that's happening there, and that's just Memphis, right?

Now, there is some weird stuff happening.

Let's go to Los Angeles here, real quick.

I saw this came out yesterday.

A U.S.

Marshal and an undocumented immigrant, a popular TikTok streamer, were injured in a shooting during an I stop in Los Angeles.

A federal marshal and an undocumented immigrant were injured after an agent's weapon discharge during an immigration enforcement operation in Los Angeles.

Federal prosecutors allege a man identified as Carlitos Ricardo Perez, a 44-year-old Mexican national living in South Los Angeles, rammed law enforcement vehicles in an attempt to dislodge his car during an immigration arrest.

He's been charged with assault on federal officers, according to the statement.

Investigators believe that the gunfire erupted after an ICE officer confronted the suspect's vehicle and smashed a window with their service weapon.

Law enforcement source said while attempting to grab the suspect, authorities believe the agent's weapon discharged, striking both the suspect and a deputy U.S.

Marshal.

Um,

that's kind of sad.

I mean, poor tactical training there.

But yeah, I mean, you got that happening.

And then there was also this final, this big bus up in Wisconsin.

They just brought down a big

cartel gang bust up in Wisconsin

where they launched a high-impact gang takedown in Wisconsin this morning, arresting 22 suspects and seizing a cache of drugs, guns, and vehicles in the coordinated strike depth, Operation Chalkline, backed by 14 SWAT teams and dozens of law enforcement partners, the FBI Milwaukee-led operation targeted violent criminal networks operating in Milwaukee and Racine,

Wisconsin.

According to Cash, they have collected more than four kilos of cocaine, 260 grams of fentanyl, 1.5 pounds of methamphetamine, 6 pounds of marijuana, and 23 firearms.

out of that one one bus.

Guys, what do we got on this, man?

Well, I would also, also first of all um

yeah that's what they're supposed to do but i still want to see

the real criminals arrested you know um

i mean this is just what you're supposed to do yeah right like this is what we pay for so i i don't know i mean they're doing good with the bad i guess but

I mean, what's your take?

Dude, I just, I'd be having feelings that this is like breadcrumbs, bro.

It is.

You know, like just to kind of, you know, oh, we got some, you know.

Either way, did you see that fucking video of that truck smashing those people?

Yeah.

Did you know that that kid was 21 years old, intoxicated, and fully illegal?

And

by the way, he didn't hit the fucking brakes at all.

And so now there's speculation that these people are doing these fucking things on purpose.

Intentionally.

Yeah.

As like they're

as like the new, you know, market market bomb, right?

Um,

and people were like,

that's what the fuck it's for, bro.

There's innocent people being killed by people that shouldn't even fucking be here.

And then we got people who are never, ever and have never, ever been touched by violent crime in any way, shape, or form defending these criminals.

It's insane shit.

And the minute.

that one of these people hurts them or their family, their tone would entirely change.

Okay.

But

it's absurd to me that there's anybody out here complaining about crime being cleaned up and moving people who shouldn't be here who

drain the taxpayers' dollars for rights that they don't have.

These people do not have the same rights as American citizens.

And, you know, people are complaining about it.

It's insane.

It's insane shit.

It's insane shit.

Like, let's root for the fucking bad guys.

Yeah, I don't know how you can possibly have a problem with crime being cleaned up.

I don't get it.

Like, I don't, I don't.

Well, you have to be incredibly stupid, or you have to be on the payroll, and that's what it comes down to,

or you got to be a criminal.

Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, but yeah, dude, I mean, we have a bunch of people that shouldn't fucking be here, and they need to get the fuck out.

But I saw this other thing, too.

It's like with the truck drivers, like one of them apparently

owned a company and was getting PPP loans and shit like that.

Wasn't supposed to like, again, not even supposed to be here.

And then he also had

a truck crash.

Yeah.

And who do you think's been stealing all the fucking shit?

By the way, how many trailers have we had stolen?

Five.

Yeah.

And by the way, all illegals.

So, like, dude, it's, it's insane shit.

They're still protesting this shit like every day I drive on the freeway.

It's insane.

Like every fucking day.

It's insane.

These are people who have never been touched by any sort of crime ever.

They're idealist.

They're like, oh, everybody's good.

No, not everybody is good.

It's just not the way it is.

There is good and there is bad.

And bad people do bad things.

Good people do good things.

And it's exclusive of race or religion or fucking any other identity politic bullshit that people want to throw at it.

Criminals don't belong in a civilized society.

They have never belonged in a civilized society from now all the way back through fucking human history.

We're the only country that's probably ever fucking existed in the entire world that it's been so prosperous and so comfortable that part of the population feels the need to defend fucking criminals.

It's insane.

It's insane shit.

So I have no fucking empathy or sympathy for any of these people that root for this shit or defend this shit, especially when not a single motherfucking one of them have ever dealt with a violent criminal.

Okay.

My perspective has changed.

I got stabbed in the fucking face by a violent criminal.

Okay.

I have a different perspective my perspective is anybody who creates sexual violence or violence they quite honestly they should be put to death that's what i think they don't belong in society okay and i understand you might get in a fist fight out in the street that's not what i'm talking about i'm talking about consistent violent offenders who have no regard or fear to do anything Those people should be rounded up and put to fucking death.

They don't deserve our taxpayer dollars to survive.

And by the way, if we actually did that, crime would cease to exist.

The Middle East does this in a bunch of different places and they get called extreme.

But guess what the crime rate is?

Fucking zero.

Okay, you're not going to steal shit if you know your fucking hand's going to get cut off.

You're not going to fucking go out and drink and drive if you know that you're going to get a year in jail for it.

You're not going to kill someone if you know that there's a chance you could be tossed into the wood chipper next week for it.

It's not going to happen.

Okay.

There's no fucking fear.

Yeah.

And that, and then you got these fucking Karens out here protesting for him.

It's insane.

Fucking how close are you to the protest?

Every day I drive back from my run from the mountains.

There's literally a fucking

line of people hanging shit over the freeway with all their eyes shit.

Like every day it has not fucking stopped for like the last like two months.

But those are the same people in the motherfucking video.

They're not EBT.

It looks like all older white people.

Well, the thing is, bro,

I used to be like, man, like, fuck, do those people?

It's easy to have empathy.

It's easy to have empathy for people when you've never experienced the negative side of people because your life has been so soft and so good and so, you know,

fuck, dude.

It's just, it's not reality.

Yeah, no, I know.

I used to think, like, all those protests, I'm like, man, like, dude, like, I'm, we're going to work.

Are you going to go fucking do your?

Like, do these people not work?

No, that is their work.

They get paid for that shit, bro.

Yep.

And it's our money.

It's our tax dollars.

Pay those motherfuckers, bro.

Yeah.

People are still not connecting that dot, bro.

I can see it on the internet.

They don't understand

that because it's not being being promoted by anybody else except Fox News, maybe.

They are stealing our tax dollars.

They were funnily into USAID.

Now they've got another funnel.

We just don't know what the fuck it is yet.

Then they take the USAID and they give it to these fucking NGOs.

And these NGOs then pay protesters.

So you, all of you, who work hard and get taxed and feel like, you know, fuck, I have a hard time making ends meet because I'm paying so much fucking taxes.

You're paying for those people to stand out there and say, pay me more.

Let the criminals stay here.

You're paying for that.

That should piss people the fuck off, man.

And dude, it's been like, this is not even like, like, it's proven, right?

You got, when you got motherfuckers that are at this protest in New York City, and then the next weekend, they're in fucking Portland, or the next weekend after that, they're in fucking Chicago.

Different signs, each one.

Yeah, like this idiot who said, who that writes in, oh, they're not paid.

We've proven it on the show, like seven different times over the last four years they track they track the motherfucking cell phones yeah

it's the same these are the same people bro there's like a few thousand people that they pay to go to all these cities and do this and it started with mike brown here in st louis yep yep

dude we saw it we i saw it my own eyes all these people roll up Dude, I was fucking up there delivering fucking drinks and snacks to the motherfucking cops.

Okay.

There's all these buses that are from out of state.

And then there's all these people.

They don't look like they're from St.

Louis.

Like, they're not from here.

Nope.

Right.

And they're burning shit down.

And then they're saying, oh, it's the black people here.

Right?

No.

It's not even that.

Bro, you think that, you think that fucking, do you really think that people are dumb enough?

to burn down the buildings in their own fucking neighborhoods.

That's their cousin's fucking hair shop.

That's their uncle's fucking grocery store.

These are people that are being paid to destroy and cause violence that we're paying for.

And they get to go.

Like, motherfucker, if they were charging us from the law's perspective, we'd be accomplices because we're financing it.

Exactly.

It's fucking insane, dude.

Oh, that's a crazy thought.

Yeah.

That's a crazy thought.

And like, dude, that's been proven too, like, like specifically on the Mike Brown thing.

Like, I remember when Obama made them do that in-depth analysis report post-Brown, and it came out that like, dude, 70%,

almost like maybe like 68, 67, somewhere in there, almost 70% of the arrests that were made during the Mike Brown riots

were people that were out of state.

And not just like, oh, you know, they're from Illinois, like from non-bordering states of Missouri.

Bust in, right?

Like, like, think of that shit.

Like, it's crazy.

It's fucking crazy.

Still got people that are like, they're not getting paid.

Yeah.

It doesn't matter what you show them or tell them.

They don't fucking, they don't register.

They don't want to register.

Brother, fucking Cash Patel and all the FBI and Trump and all these motherfuckers know who's paying this and they haven't done anything about it.

They, you know, instead they fuck with the NBA.

I don't give a fuck about the NBA scamming 7 million bucks.

Sports betting's been a thing for fucking the whole time.

Ever.

Like, if you don't think that these motherfuckers bet on themselves and all this shit, no, they do.

And by the way, they just don't get caught.

Yeah, right.

Okay.

So this has been going on for a year.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't care.

I don't care.

House always wins.

I don't care.

Just like I don't care about fucking Israel.

I don't care about fucking Ukraine.

I don't care.

I care about our fucking country.

And dude, these motherfuckers clearly don't.

They don't give a shit.

And part of the reason that crime is allowed to exist the way that it exists is so it makes life harder on us so that we cannot fucking notice how bad they're literally stealing from us.

Dude, it's insane.

And then and then they get us fighting over it.

Like, you know, oh, it's black people.

No, it's white people.

No, it fucking isn't.

It's the government.

They know exactly who's paying for this and they do nothing.

It's, dude,

we are not free.

That's the bottom line.

We don't live in a free country.

It's fake freedom.

It's not real freedom.

It's not pro-America.

It's pro-fucking tyrant.

And that's the reality of what we're dealing with.

And until people wake the fuck up to that, nothing will change.

If you continue to play this left-right, black, white, gay, straight, fucking, all this identity politics bullshit, you're a pawn.

You're a legit pawn in what the fuck is going on.

It has nothing to do with anything other than tyrants at the top, corrupt officials at the top, oppressing.

We are oppressed here in a way that is unique to the to the world.

Like people don't understand that.

We are the only fucking people in the whole fucking world that are told go to work, work your ass off, do you know, it doesn't matter how long it takes.

And like do I say that shit, right?

But but here's the thing.

Then our money gets sent all over the world.

We're the fucking slaves of the fucking world.

Okay.

And we're, we're, and then, but we're free.

Yeah, right.

The fuck we're free.

Yeah.

It is bullshit.

It is.

Well, we're the freest country in the world.

No, we're not.

We're all these other people fucking sending all this money to everybody else.

You know, like, dude, I'm sick of it, bro.

Everybody's sick of it.

It's bullshit, man.

It's bullshit.

Chat, what do you guys got on this, man?

Let's check in with the chat real quick.

Hey, everybody in the chat, make sure you go work extra hard today for a fucking homeboy that wants his fucking EBT.

And by the way, we're going to take the extra tax and we're going to cause crime in your neighborhood and make your family unsafe.

And then we're going to defend it.

And we're going to say, oh, there's nothing you can do.

And by the way, when you stand up for yourself, we're going to put you in fucking jail.

Like Daniel Penny.

Fuck all these motherfuckers.

Whatever we do have left, we'll probably send it to Ukraine or is it?

Yeah.

But let's let's milk every fucking dollar we can out of our own citizens to the point where they can't even fucking barely survive.

Oh, and by the way, let's do this too.

Let's print half the money that's ever existed in the last four years, which means you're making half as much and things cost twice as much.

All right, let's do that too.

That'll make it, you know, that'll make everything easier.

Like, these people are fucking assholes.

Fucking

here's a free vaccine for you, though.

Someone said they're working extra hard to get a purple grape smash for me.

No, you just steal those.

Yeah.

Everybody knows that.

Either a dollar or you steal.

Yeah.

You could get 999 cans.

That's right.

In California.

Yeah.

If you just got dollar weeks, guys.

Don't have to check those stats for those California 711s.

You can flip them.

DM me.

Fuck, man.

Like, dude, it's just insane.

It's insane.

Look, dude, here, look.

I've worked my whole life, bro.

And I know everybody here has worked their whole life.

I've worked my whole life on the same fucking mission since I was 19 years old.

I've given everything to it.

Fucking everything.

Everything you could give to a career, I've given.

And not

for a year, not for two, for my whole fucking life.

And for me, yeah, I've done okay.

Okay.

But you know how hard that's fucking been?

Like, it shouldn't be that fucking hard.

Okay.

And then

you employ all these people now and you see them and you see what's happening to them from the government.

Like, dude, it's fucking disgusting.

It's disgusting.

And then people in the government telling, telling your employees, it's you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's the

fuck.

It's crazy, man.

But guys, jumping on this.

Bro, if the average person knew how a small business, like we're a medium-sized business now by statistics, but like, dude,

the amount of tax that are taxed on those businesses, you guys would not fucking believe it.

You would not fucking believe it.

If you're in a business that sells goods, you know.

And it's a hard lesson to bite, bro.

it's it's fucking bullshit yeah

it's crazy man but yeah guys jumping on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the commentary that being said let's get to our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up we're done as fuck this is where uh we bring a headline in we talk about it we vote on it gets one of those three options stop cheating you're cheating i'm looking at i'm looking at i'm looking i'm i'm looking at your turnaround on on the screen up here no no no you're cheating no you're cheating you're just trying to show your cheeks over here.

Well,

my man's in a NASA outfit.

That's what I was checking out over there.

That's good.

My boy's got a Kadunk, huh?

I got one for you.

Okay.

Well, where's it at?

I need it up here.

So

we got Halloween coming up.

Here's what I thought in the spirit of Halloween.

Do a little spooky thumbs up.

You know how I know?

You know how I know?

Never mind.

No, go ahead.

Fucking say it.

I'll say it at the end.

No, no, we want it now.

Well, I think you're going to fire off about my cheeks.

You didn't even notice.

You didn't even notice.

I noticed all the cans been noticed.

No, you didn't notice.

I did.

What is different?

Skinny cats.

I noticed.

Yeah.

It's the slime.

I just noticed too.

It's the slims.

The slim.

That makes sense why you didn't see the slim.

That one hurt.

That one hurt a little bit.

No.

No.

I saw him.

I've been seeing him stack those things the whole time.

We've been talking.

He's been playing those Legos just holding.

I've been over here playing.

Putting square pegs and fucking square holes, baby.

These are the tyrants, and this is us.

That's right.

Smashing them.

Yeah.

I'm over here playing games in my own head.

They say the one.

Those should be watermelon cans in, though, right?

Nope.

No comedy.

No, watermelon's twice the size.

Ah, okay.

What about great?

It comes in a black can.

That's right.

That's right.

40-ounce.

Bro, we were driving down the street one day, bro, when I first started working with DJ, and I saw.

You just got that truck.

I just got, I have an F-450 dually that I drive.

And there was another one.

It was brand new.

Like they just came out.

And there was another one coming brand new.

I'm like, bro, look at that.

That thing looks fucking sick.

It was black.

DJ goes, yeah, it looks a little bigger than yours.

Like, I'm like, what are you talking about?

And I'm like, oh, you motherfucker.

That's where it all started.

Yeah, that's movie new.

Yeah.

That's how all these comments came about.

Yeah, we're boys.

Anyways, we got

healing the country through humor.

That's right.

That's the only way to do it.

And we got your cheeks on the screen.

Let's be ready.

That's another way to do it.

Let's be real.

We're going to try this route first.

Listen.

Yeah.

Let's be real.

Everybody fucking makes fun of each other.

That's the way it is.

Yeah, we're just doing it publicly.

That's right.

You do it to their fucking face.

Yeah.

People got a problem with it.

Fuck off.

I agree.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or they can drink a watermelon.

Yeah.

Fucking can.

Yeah.

What do I?

Never mind.

Never mind.

All right, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Let's, yeah.

Let's get into a thumbs up.

Is that actually you on the screen, though?

Are those your cheeks or no?

No, No,

I wish I had cheeks like that.

Yeah, I think yours might be bigger.

No, I got flat cheeks, man.

Oh, you do?

You're not hitting the glutes, huh?

I ain't got no ass, bro.

I have no ass.

It's all front.

That's it.

That's what I say, too.

Yeah, all in the front.

Yeah.

I've been hitting glutes lately.

Sal got a big old ass.

He does.

He's like, I do.

I'm like, yeah, I got the front.

He turns to the side and he takes photos with you.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, don't look, mind you.

That's why that motherfucker.

He just looked back.

Don't look back.

That's why that motherfucker runs so fast, bro.

Is that that what it is?

Yeah, his ass is the size of a fucking thoroughbred.

Gluteus Maximum.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Thumbs up.

Enough talking about other dudes' asses.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're not gay.

Screw dudes.

You know, not us.

Sitting in the hot tub.

Yeah.

Yeah, let's get into our thumbs up, man.

What's wrong with sitting in a hot tub with dudes, huh?

What?

Oh, just die.

All right.

Okay.

Let's get into our thumbs up.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Our thumbs up in the spirit of Halloween quickly approaching.

Tesla detects Ghost.

Viral video shows mysterious figure on car screens.

Internet divided.

Now, because we do have an official representative of the Tesla community in the room as well.

We almost have a couple.

We almost got it.

Z Sean's been trying to get Madat.

Now Madat says they're awesome.

Really?

Oh, you're on the team.

You guys are on the team?

Okay.

Oh.

Yay.

Listen, I've always knew it, Andy.

I told you, bro.

I told you.

We got some infiltrators.

Yeah, we do.

Some LGBTQs.

How much are you getting paid?

$7,000?

That's right.

Wait, we got some electric car drivers in here or no?

Yeah, we do.

We got one.

We got one, but it's spreading, apparently.

Spreading.

That's how that shit starts.

That's how it starts.

It starts affecting the whole thing.

One fucking parking spot.

Next thing you know, you got chargers and and shit out there.

Yeah, the next thing you know, you fucking you never mind.

Never hear them coming.

All right, let's see the ghosts.

Yeah, so

the article, let's dive into it.

Is Tesla's cutting-edge technology picking up something beyond science or is it just a glitch?

Social media is buzzing with eerie claims after several Tesla owners reported that their cars, sensors, and cameras appeared to detect invisible human figures in deserted places.

It all started when one Tesla owner showed a video claiming that while driving near a cemetery, his car's display showed several people walking around despite no one being there.

The video quickly went viral, sparking a mix of fascination and skepticism online.

Let's check the clip.

So we've all seen this video where the Tesla is driving through the cemetery and there's people showing up on the display, but there's actually no one there.

No way.

All right, we got to try this.

It's close to Halloween.

Let's give it a shot, bro.

Let's go.

Let's go.

So we just pulled into the cemetery.

It looks like there's a person standing.

What?

Oh.

No

way, dude.

There's nothing around us right now.

Oh, what?

It looks like there's a person

right there.

But there's nothing.

What?

the heck dude

okay i am officially creeped out it's gone now oh nope It's back.

What is happening?

Okay, that was creepy, bro.

I'm thoroughly creeped out.

I'm creeped out, too.

Yeah.

All right, we're doing that.

Well, so that was going to be my suggestion.

Who's got the electric car?

Z Sean.

Zean has it.

We're doing this.

Okay.

I've seen that happen.

Really?

Yes.

Where?

Just randomly.

All right, let's go to the we're going to the cemetery.

All right.

I'm in.

Fuck.

Let's do it.

DJ's in.

We might have to get an electric car now just to go do this every night.

Yeah.

I mean, listen, I'm going to be real.

Like, I'm all right.

You know, you're not real.

I don't play that ghost shit, man.

I know.

That's why you got to go.

But they're trying to get it.

That gave me chills, man.

Is that real?

It's real.

No, no, it's real.

It's real.

Now, again, I would like to, I mean, I would like to, you know, I feel like we should ghost bust this a little bit.

But as of now, Tesla has made no official comments on the reports.

The company's software updates are known to adjust detection accuracy, and occasional ghost detections have been noted by users in the past, though never quite this spooky.

While the video continues to rack up millions of views, there is no verified evidence that Tesla cars are detecting anything paranormal.

Still, the internet seems to love the mystery.

I'd definitely be afraid of that ghost on the left, though.

Yeah, he's about to jack you.

That ghost is stealing your spirit and your wallet.

Yeah.

Give me your wallet.

That's for sure.

The white ones, bro, they're just walking peacefully, bro.

They're trying to, you know,

be safe from

the dark spirit.

That sounds a little racist.

Good.

Sounds like you're stereotyping.

Bro, they're just, you know, free-flowing around the earth.

You know what I'm saying?

Just dark spirits.

And they're running from, you know, a little rhyme ron there.

I don't know, man.

We're going to have to try this.

I'm not even going to try it.

Are we trying for real?

Yeah, we're going to video it.

Fuck.

We're going to put it up as like a short form.

When are we going?

Let's go.

But we got to do it at night.

Yeah.

We got to do it at night.

Is there a cemetery close by?

We'll do it Saturday or Sunday night.

Okay.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Guess I won't be here for that.

We got to do it.

How many gay guys can you fit in the test in the test like that?

All of them.

How many gays?

As many as you like.

Yeah.

We always got room for one more.

You sit on my lap.

Yeah.

Just hop.

You got gotta crawl in through the back, yeah.

Use the back door,

I'll be looking back,

yeah, or you go through the front, you know what I'm saying?

The front,

fuck, dude.

I don't like it, bro.

I don't like it.

I don't know.

I've seen a lot of these videos, yeah.

I've seen there's this one, it's like a prank, though.

It's like watching it, and then the thing jumps out of you.

Oh, see, I hate that, man.

Fuck, I do too, bro.

It scared the shit out of me.

Like, I'm not even playing, dude.

Yeah.

I fucking threw my phone down.

I'm like, man, fuck you.

bro those are the worst those are the worst you ever seen that one where the car's like driving through the mountain and then that like goblin comes up yeah bro the first time that got me man it scared the out of me yeah

i see i always turn the volume down on any of those videos now because i'm like head you don't trust it no you don't trust it yeah it fractured my trust in humanity

like that's how i became me that it makes sense yeah it was like it was the fucking tesla video i like i watch them and i know they're coming and it still gets me yeah

Yeah.

That sounded pretty fucking gay.

Yeah, well, this whole combo has been pretty fucking gay.

So

it's just all kind of fun.

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

Yeah, there's nothing wrong.

What's wrong with being gay?

I mean, all three.

I don't know.

You tell me.

Just a little hemorrhoids.

All right.

Next up.

Yes.

Yeah.

Tesla.

I mean, this is the news.

He's stuck on the gay combo.

He doesn't know.

Oh, I think it's cool.

I think it's cool.

Yeah.

I'm giving thumbs up.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm here.

I'm here for the gay trip and the Tesla.

So thumbs up.

And the carjacking.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Fuck.

We're doing this.

All right.

Well, let's.

That'd be some good content, guys.

Be on the lookout, chat.

Be on the lookout.

Well, guys,

Eli.

That's it?

Yeah, man.

I'm a little sad, dude.

Yeah.

We could keep going, but

I thought there's more thumbs up or thumbs downs or some whatever.

Last time that we had some polar bear gay shit.

We had a lot of gay shit.

Did we have polar bears?

We had some polar bear versus like a black bear.

I don't know what we had, but we had like three, we had like three of them.

We didn't know what to do.

Like robberies or something?

Fuck.

You guys do the show like twice a week.

I don't know how you guys can keep up with that.

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

What?

So Ryan, she has a new kid in the class.

A little black kid.

Yeah.

Who's that?

My daughter.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, her school.

There's a new black kid in the class.

And

you gay?

No.

No, he's cool.

They went around.

They were like asking the kids what their favorite fruits and shit was.

And so they got Ryan.

Ryan was like, oh, I love bananas and um this other kid was like uh i love raw berries raw berries

you made that shit

yeah didn't you just have a kid yes

every kid this is the second dj cali every kid he has his dad jokes get worse they get worse must be a real thing well it get worse before they get we smile we give them a little weird that's right yeah yeah yeah all right yeah hour and 46 minutes not bad guys hour 46 minutes of bullshit Bullshit.

Well, guys, Eli and Andy, that's all I have, man.

All right.

Eli, thanks for coming out, bro.

Yeah, guys.

Go do hard things.

Go do fucking tough things.

Come run Moab 240 next year with me.

I think Andy's down.

He said.

He says he wants to finish next year with Goggins.

I better start now.

Yeah.

We should have started a year ago.

If Bradley is going to be able to run, you got to be able to run.

That motherfucker is not going to outbeat you in the run.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't claim.

There's things I know I'm good at, and there's other things that I'm great at.

yes but there's things that i am also horrible at yeah you can get good in anything though you know the rules i can't get good at basketball brilliant that bad

i look just like that dude just not in the jeans yeah he was he's i think i've never he was moving pretty good i don't think i've ever actually hit a basket never you've hit you've made a basket i was exaggerating yeah you made one yeah thanks for having me guys yeah bro it's always a good time

You know, I'd make a good regular on the show, but, you know, well,

you live in LA.

I know, but you know, I'd fly in every week for this show.

It's that fun talking for this amount of time.

You know, it would be worth it.

All right, guys, one more thing, man.

Thank you guys so much again for the dollar day support.

Remember, we've got the

share one part to still execute.

So

get out there, do your shares, tag me in it, and I'll have something real nice.

Real nice.

Real nice for you guys at the end.

How nice?

Real fucking nice.

You heard the man, Siciline.

All right, all right, guys, that's the show.

Don't forget, don't be a hoe.

Share the show, don't be a hoe.

Roof was sleeping on the floor.

Now my druid box froze.

Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, that's a no.

Headshot, case clothes, close.