954. Andy & DJ CTI: No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

Yeah, we're sleeping on the floor.

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck up bold, fuck a stove.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch booted swole.

Got her own bank rope.

Can't fold, just a no.

Headshot, case close, close, close.

What is up, guys?

It's Andy for selling.

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Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys.

Today,

we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet

is that how i say it yeah

well yeah

i don't even need you bro i just do it all myself what's going on no no go ahead headline number one let's get to it

headline number one andy's awesome what's going on headline number two let's talk about it yeah

uh no man just still still dragging ass honestly i am a little bit i am a little bit bro

This last three weeks have been hard on me.

Bro, we, I mean, we went from West Coast to the East Coast.

We went to the West Coast

to Midwest to the West Coast again to the East Coast.

Dude, met fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people.

It's been awesome.

But really awesome people.

I am

pretty tired.

Pretty beat.

Yeah.

Pretty beat.

Yeah.

No.

In fact,

uh-oh.

Gotta get me one of these

amazing form energies.

There you go.

Oh, is that the sound for the

sound for the orange?

Must be our LGBTV flavor.

What are we talking about?

That's a bright and sunny sound, isn't it?

He's hating over there on his sound effects.

It's like orange juice, yeah.

But yeah, man, uh, dollar days is going great, you know, it goes through Wednesday.

That means it's going on Wednesday, it'll be over on Thursday.

Um, again, I just want to thank you guys for so much support.

It's been awesome to see.

Um, it's really cool to see people sharing them out.

That's that, I think that's my favorite thing to see.

But just seeing people go in and fucking

slaughter 7-Eleven with the form energy is pretty good.

With dollars, dude.

Huh?

With their dollars.

Oh, yeah.

It's fucking awesome, dude.

Yeah.

No, it's been great.

It's been amazing.

It's been great, man.

We got back Saturday evening time.

Yeah.

It's fucking raining here.

That sucked.

But

I went right to it, dude.

I felt like I had to redeem myself after the pool incident.

Yeah.

So I tore down a wall in my house.

It's going good, though.

It's actually going really good.

It's going good.

Yeah.

But I did did fuck up my lights.

The pool was going good.

No, the pool's done.

We're not even going to talk about that no more.

But I did fuck up the light.

Did you ever fill a hole back in at the pool?

Is there just a hole there?

No, it was just a hole there.

Yeah, no.

But

the project's going good.

I did fuck up my lights, though.

I didn't have no kitchen lights last night.

But, you know.

You better be careful, dude.

Yeah, dude.

I almost did shock the shit out of myself.

I don't know how those dudes do it.

Get on an arc of one of those big 220, bro.

It'll catch you.

You won't get off of it.

You'd be dead.

yeah so you need to be careful yeah any moisture or anything

like in the concrete in your basement do not with it like do not with it dude i'm not i'm usually not big on doing anything electric like i bro i could do anything listen i'm gonna tell you you shouldn't you shouldn't do it electric i'm not you shouldn't do it i've seen how you do oh i'm done no wait what do you what do you what does that mean i'm just saying you think you're better at than you are sometimes and that will kill you where did i up what have i up bro you don't

you go listen my cousin passed away from that he went down in the basement with no shoes on was working on a 220 outlet and it shocked him and he got caught on the ark and it killed him oh yeah he's 20 years old

so yeah yeah don't around no i hired that out yeah after i it up i'm like all right that's enough yeah that's enough for me yeah but uh but no it's going good though so we'll i'll keep you guys updated so we go from the pool to the wall yeah yep and it's going good

so well

they dj google it.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, man, let's get into the show.

We got to.

Yeah, don't forget about the fee.

And guys, please don't forget about this dollar days thing we've got going on.

It's a big deal for us.

I really, really, really, we all, actually, we talked about it in today's company meeting, how awesome it is to see everybody getting behind it.

It's just.

It's it's fucking surreal, to be honest.

So

we appreciate you guys.

And, you know, what was cool, you know what was cool with the event, dude, was how how many people came through

and they were using it as an opportunity to like share the love inside their office or their shop or whatever, whatever they had going on.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, bringing cases and shit back to their people.

Yeah, I thought that was cool.

Bro, you know what else was cool was the fucking people flying in from places.

Like that guy came in from Michigan.

Yeah.

Fucking the one dude drove overnight.

He works in North Carolina, lives in Tampa.

Drove overnight and then overnight back.

Fuck man.

Like, dude, it was cool.

I don't know, and maybe I just haven't seen it, but I have not seen anything, any place has better people than we do.

No,

because not met it.

We got the best ones.

Got the best people.

We got all of them.

And the ones we ain't got yet, we're coming.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's great, though.

But yeah, share the show, guys.

Don't forget, pay that fee.

With that being said, I guess a little quick intro.

This was kind of interesting.

Gen Z freaked out.

Amazon went down for a minute.

Amazon Web Services

mercilessly mocked with a slew of memes after the major websites go down.

It wasn't just AWS.

I mean, it was anything that AWS hosted.

There was also a bunch of others.

It was like a weird blackout.

Now, we've had a few of these in the past.

This was today, right?

This was today, yeah.

Where they estimated 50 to 60% of the global internet was down.

Wild and weird.

But it didn't stop the trolls online with their inundation of great memes.

Somebody's like, this caption on this was the nigga that fucked it up trying to fix it.

Bro, there's another meme that goes with that.

He turns around, he's like facing the other way, and he's like, I applied for this job and I had no idea what to do.

That's right.

Yeah.

I mean, you know, didn't stop it.

I mean, you got.

Twitter was cool, you know, while the world was on fire.

Meta was having problems.

Google was having problems.

I'm surprised we even got Zoom rolling right now.

So it's great to see you guys here.

Chat is live and well.

But a lot of people were also putting this, like comparing this, I guess, some

Simpsons.

You know, I guess they have some Simpson Damas thing going on where they call shit out to.

Simpson sub what?

Simpson Damas trademark.

Huh?

Simpsons.

The Simpsons.

Simpsons, Simpson Damas.

Shut the fuck up, Joe.

Yeah, chat.

I don't know.

But a lot of of people have been comparing this saying that the simpsons call this stuff out uh with some of this stuff like the world going in you know some weird coincidences i don't know but it does make you think bro like well if it does we're all gonna have a whole lot of energy you know what i'm saying

we're all stocked up on that form energy but not bald eagles are gonna be in abundance and plethora yeah it's gonna be amazing but it does make you think dude like How crazy would the fucking world get if all of it just like the internet just stopped today?

It would it would it would be just like it was whenever when I grew up, and you guys would all be freaking the fuck out, and I would know exactly what to do, and then I would know exactly how to run a business because I ran one before the internet.

And all the little dorks out here are going to get steamrolled, just like they're getting steamrolled now.

Yeah.

So that wouldn't change much.

Winners fucking win, bitch.

Yeah.

I'd pull up on the bike to see if my friends were home.

Yeah.

That was good times.

You get a little, uh, you'd get a little dyno with some mags on it.

You don't even know what that is.

I had mongoose though i was a mongoose guy i had a mongoose too bro with some chrome pegs yeah it got stolen but uh well i mean but you stole it first

it was our bike yeah

oh you got it this week all right you get i get it i get it

uh

dude i mean it was a it was a really good time before pre-internet i i was i'm you know i'm young but i did live in it but not because what year were you born existed it was because we were poor what year were you born uh 95.

i had it i i didn't i didn't have it because we were poor.

You know what I'm saying?

Dude, I didn't get my first cell phone until fucking I was a senior in high school, bro.

Yeah, but you had the internet.

I didn't use it.

We didn't have laptops, none of that shit, desktops.

I didn't have none of that.

Well, I mean, you know what they say about black people's computers.

Ask the Democrats.

Ask Hotel.

Yeah, ask Kathy Hochul.

That's right.

But no, dude, I mean, it was a peaceful time.

It was a good time.

You know, racism existed only in real life.

You know, it was great.

Which means it existed nowhere.

That's right.

That's right.

Because everybody that was racist did this shit.

That's right.

Before they said anything.

That's real, man.

You know, that's real.

But, but, yeah, so, I mean, this happened.

That's not the story of the day.

Just wanted to bring that up.

I did think the memes were great, though.

I think everything's slowly but surely getting back online.

We can thank this guy here for fixing it.

Thank you, guy.

But guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, go to andyfishlla.com.

You guys can find them.

I'll link there for you.

So with that being said, let's go to headline number one.

Got to talk about it, dude.

Biggest fucking protest, I guess you can call it, globally, in the United States, locally, Americally.

Several Hillary?

Yeah, it was 7 million people.

Really?

7 million people.

All patients.

I didn't see anybody.

I didn't either.

I mean, I saw videos and shit, right?

Like, I mean, because that shit's obviously getting to be posted.

I know when we were in Tampa, it was scheduled to go down like right when we were leaving out.

But I think here in St.

Louis, we didn't see a whole lot because it was raining and shit.

But let's dive into it, man.

Leftist protesters spotted wearing frog, cat, dinosaur costumes at No Kings Protest.

It was super gay, basically.

Leftist protesters were spotted wearing inflatable frog

cat and dinosaur costumes during the

No Kings protest held at various locations around the United States on Saturday.

Let's check this clip out.

Yes, should definitely take these people very seriously.

Do you notice what's not there?

Black people.

Well, yeah, because they told them they can't burn shit down this time.

No,

that's not what I meant.

What I meant was they're not buying into this shit anymore.

No.

No, no, not only that.

It's all look, look, the average age here is fucking 50 or above, 60 or above.

You know,

fucking, and then if they're young, they're all fucking weirded out.

You know what I'm saying?

Hot in their faces.

Yeah, but you know, black people didn't participate because, like, they understand they've been fucking alienated by this.

It's not meeting you cause, bro.

You know what's interesting?

I was reading this morning.

You know,

they say no kings, right?

Donald Trump's been in office totally for five years, not even five full years.

Chuck Schumer, 44 years.

I actually got the list right here.

Mitch McConnell, 40 plus years.

Pelosi, 38.

Maxine Waters, 37.

Bernie Sanders, 34.

And then they're calling this motherfucker a king.

He's been there for less than five years.

By the way, he was democratically elected both times.

You see what I'm saying?

Yeah.

The hypocrisy is crazy.

Yeah.

So who's the fucking kings?

Yeah.

Is it a guy for five years who's working his ass off to try and fix things?

And you may not agree with every move he makes because you're not going to agree with every move a leader makes.

However, it's pretty hypocritical for these people to sit there and say no kings when

these are the same people who were screaming at us during COVID, who were telling us to stay the fuck home, who made us watch our loved ones die over Zoom, who told us we couldn't breathe the motherfucking air.

And then they're calling Trump a king.

You know what I'm saying?

These are the same people, bro.

All those people are the same people that were yelling at us for not wearing a mask, right?

Saying shit like this.

What are we going to do with these people?

They can't exist in society.

You know, they're they're on the news saying shit like,

you know, these people don't deserve to participate in civil society.

Think if we got on the news right here today on all the media networks and said, these motherfuckers that participated in no kings all deserve to go into a camp.

They don't have a place in society.

Fuck them.

What do we do with all these people?

What do we do with these people so we can move on in peace?

Right.

So they can say and do whatever they want, but when it's, you know, a little bit that they don't like, they forget all the shit that they did.

These people are not worthy of respect.

They're not worthy of a conversation.

They're not worthy of convincing anything or even acknowledging, to be completely honest.

These are spoiled little fucking brats that are willing to pick on you and do whatever they want to you, but the minute that they don't get what they want, they cry and throw a fit.

And these are also the same people that when they get in office or if they get in office, which I don't think they will again,

they would have no problem fucking tyrannically,

quote unquote, taking care of their opposition.

Like, remember the polls that were out that said, like, 40-something percent of Democrats said that people who weren't obeying COVID guidelines deserve to lose custody of their kids?

Remember the ones that it was like jobs, kids.

40%.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah.

Think of all the people that got fired.

Right.

Think of all the people that, you know, like, dude, shut the fuck up.

You motherfuckers are done, bro.

Nobody takes you serious.

And I'm glad you wore these ridiculous costumes because it just makes everybody look at you and say, dude, you guys are a bunch of fucking clowns.

Oh, yeah, bro.

Well, not only that, I mean, the other, like, you know, the parisy about all of this, too, is like, bro, if Trump really was a king, you guys wouldn't be allowed to even do this shit.

First of all, if Trump was a king, those people would be executed.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, you wouldn't be like, the government wouldn't be shut down if you were to kill him.

By the way, I do believe in peaceful protests.

For sure.

They have a right to do that.

Do it all day.

I'm okay with that.

And I actually appreciate there was very little violence.

There wasn't any, you know, a couple of dudes got knocked the fuck out.

They're people that got knocked the fuck out.

Of course.

But, you know,

protest all you want, man, but nobody's going to take you seriously when you have no valid points to protest on.

No.

And that's the biggest part of these people.

They don't have any legit

platform.

This is just, I don't like them.

Like, I don't like the orange guy.

Okay.

Which is the other weird thing too, bro, because you're like, even this, still shot here, bro.

Like, I love how all like at these times, too, like, they find this, like,

like, I don't know where the fuck they find it, but this new refound love for, like, now all of a sudden they're fucking the Patriots.

They were burning flags fucking two years ago.

Fucking two weeks ago, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, what are we talking about?

Yeah.

What are we talking about?

You don't get the shit all over the Constitution for fucking eight years.

have your side make up all kinds of shit take money for pay-for-play treasonous activities persecute American citizens, etc.

Put fucking people like me and you on a goddamn domestic terror list.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you all too, by the way.

Bro.

And once again, like clockwork.

Not you guys, but you know what I'm saying?

Once again, like clockwork, though, you have all these Hollywood celebrities are back in and you know, they're, they're protesting their peace, this Pasqually guy.

I mean, like.

Who?

I don't fucking know his name.

Yeah, Pedro Pascal.

Bro, did you see the clips of them going around asking people why they protest?

Yeah, I couldn't tell you.

They have no clue.

They couldn't tell you.

They have no fucking clue.

And because, I mean, dude, like you said, it's all fucking old people.

Go back to that shirt.

Black-brown unity.

Where's the white unity?

See, that's racist by fucking design.

They get a lot more further if they just say unity.

Well, I think we do need unity.

That's not their move, bro.

Yeah.

They want unity with everybody's division.

Exactly.

They want the division.

You know, but it was a lot of fucking old people.

Boomers.

Hold on.

Boomers be wilding.

Furries and geriatrics take over DC during no kings.

Yeah.

You see the amount of people out there like walkers and shit?

Bro.

Dude, get the fuck out of here.

Like, come on, lady.

You're not even going to be alive in a minute, man.

Like, go sit the fuck down somewhere.

Bro, listen, these people,

here's the problem.

Dude, there you go.

Dude.

Yeah.

I can't believe you actually have a picture of one in here.

Well, look, dude, these people, okay, and these people are victims, just so we're clear.

See, I see these people for what they are, for these guys who are old, they're victims of manipulation.

They just can't understand it.

Because remember, for the most of their lives, there was no internet.

So they trust CNN, MSNBC,

ABC, fucking, you know, all that shit and Fox News.

They trust whatever's said on there.

I don't trust what's said on any of those things.

No.

And I don't think most people do.

No.

So, yeah, man, they're they see this as like oh my god the rogue internet is going crazy it's turning people crazy you know oh my gosh you know yeah where they see that msnbc headline and they read that's fact let's be real these are the same motherfuckers that left our country in a place that it is today they failed as a generation of americans okay i don't have sympathy no they came in their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them they were comfortable as fuck and then they hoarded all the money hoarded all the land They they tell their kids All right, well, you're not getting shit.

I'm gonna go buy a fucking boat

and and they set their kids up to get fucking pounded bro They buy their houses a hundred years ago for $7,500 Yeah, and sell that shit for $7.5 million Yeah, that's right.

Like I have zero zero fuck all them dude zero.

Yeah, fuck them all.

And here's the thing.

That's my mood today.

It's fuck them all.

Yeah.

I mean, here's the, I mean, Trump's on the same page with you.

Trump dismisses the joke, no kings protests, saying I work my ass off.

Let's check this clip.

What's your response to the protests over the weekend with No Kings Protest?

Is there?

I think it's a joke.

I looked at the people.

They're not representative of this country.

And I looked at all the brand new signs made for,

I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics.

It looks like it was.

Checking it out.

The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective.

And the people were wiped out.

When you look at those people, those are not representative of the people of our country.

Mr.

President,

and by the way i'm not a king i'm not a king i worked my ass off to make our country great that's all it is i'm not a king at all

you say whatever you want about donald trump you can say you can say whatever you want about donald trump he's 80 motherfucking years old he works harder than most people traveling around doing those talks shaking hands that look i'm gonna be totally honest with you guys i couldn't do what he does And I'm half his age.

Bro.

The press corps hates it, bro.

Because like for the last four years with Biden, bro that's a nine to five with him they're biden was calling lids at 11 a.m that's what i'm saying like i mean like they treat it as a normal work here bro they're at the white house till midnight 1 a.m 2 a.m

hey man you know everybody sees it yeah well and the people that don't don't want to see it they don't want to bro um and in true trump fashion i mean it wouldn't be trump you know because he had that conversation that was aborted well here's my thing about trump If you know that, if you know that, then why are you not arresting those fucking guys behind the money?

I mean, you you know you're sending you're sending ice in to arrest the criminal illegals we got some shit to say about that too by the way um

and you've declared antifa a domestic terrorist group you're arresting them but why aren't you arresting the people who who enable these people why aren't you arresting the people who fund these people Why aren't you cutting the fucking snake's head off so that we don't have to worry about it anymore?

You know, that's

because you can't coordinate 7 million people.

That's not a fucking grassroots move.

Oh, you know how they do it.

We've seen it.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, that's not grassroots.

It's pay-for-play shit, bro.

All of those people are fucking paid, and they're using our dollars to do it, which I don't believe is like, I'm not with that.

I'm not with that.

I'm not fucking with it.

No.

But in True Chump fashion, you know, so he had that to say that was aboard F-Force One.

He's not going to let it go without a little trolling.

And so he trolled them with a top gun style AI mean.

He likes the AI shit.

He likes it a lot.

Like, he doesn't use it for how we use it, but

he posted this on Truth Social.

No, he uses it like the boomers use it, yeah.

Make my cat a superhero.

That's right, it says America,

give him a cape, red, white, and blue.

Yeah,

to make them fit, yeah.

No, he posted this on Truth Social.

Let's check this out.

I swear to God,

he posted this on Truth Social.

Oh, man.

You can't do that.

You know what I would normally say?

I would say that's not very unifying, but like you can't unify those people.

No.

These people are gone.

It's unifying for us.

They're gone.

Yeah, absolutely.

For sure.

Yep.

Now, I mean, to your point, though, right?

Like, I mean, because he missed it.

It's not very presidential.

Well,

neither is running up and down the street in a fucking dinosaur uniform, crying about shit that you don't know anything about.

Yeah, that's very public service-wise.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, but to the the point, you know, Trump called it out.

You know, Soros is funding this shit.

Who who is funding it?

Let's talk about it.

Democrat donors.

And interestingly, an anti-Israel group.

Isn't that weird?

Wait, so you got Soros

and then also anti-like

Unite.

Fucked man.

It's an anti-Trump fucking Voltron.

Bro, it's like, what is happening right now?

But yeah, protesters supporting the global antifada to destroy the state of Israel are embedded in today's No King protest, a nationwide demonstration which organizers say evokes power to the people through an investigation into its funding and planning tells a different story, which kind of goes back to, you know, the central point here is it's paid division.

It's paid fucking division.

For example, in New York, the UAW Labor for Palestine and the New York City Labor for Palestine quietly called for the Palestine Labor Solidarity Contingent to meet Saturday morning at Dwart Square in Midtown Manhattan and then flew into the scheduled No Kings protest against Donald Trump's presidency, according to the outlet news online.

And it's all over there.

Now,

we got to talk about Israel because

interestingly enough, you go ahead, say it, Andy.

Say it, Andy.

Where's the clip?

I don't have to say anything.

Roll the clip.

Roll the clip.

I'm going to tell you for sure what's going to happen.

He's going to do the same shit again to embarrass Trump, to leverage Trump again.

Before those hostages come back, there will be a new set of shit that happens.

Here's why.

Netanyahu is using these attacks to maintain his power in Israel.

Well, because if peace happens and he's going to boot him.

Yeah, he's gone.

It's only going to discredit Trump further with everybody else.

And it's going to be the same old thing because Netanyahu has to.

Because if he doesn't, he's going to be pulled from power and probably prosecuted.

Updates.

Israel launches a wave of airstrikes on Gaza as Truce Teeters.

Yep.

Yeah.

Israel says a ceasefire and aid to resume after airstrikes kill 26 people.

And this was actually updated, I believe, 96 injuries or total casualties.

with 26 of them being

killed.

Now, the craziest part about all of this is how did it start?

Right?

Like, some kid probably threw a rock.

Well, here's the crazy thing.

Two IDF soldiers were killed.

Okay, now what happened was they were IDF and their engineers were clearing a zone and an unexploded Israeli ordinance went off and killed them.

They blame it on Moss and start bombing the shit out of them once again.

And yeah.

I told you.

Now peace is back.

We're fine.

Hold on.

Did you guys throw you guys throw that clip in there, right?

Like, yeah.

Okay.

I mean, look, man, Netanyahu cannot have peace or he'll get persecuted.

He'll get prosecuted.

So it's very simple to understand.

It's never going to happen until they take care of Netanyahu.

It's so crazy, bro.

It's so crazy.

No, it's not.

It's actually just par for the course for the kind of dude this guy is.

So it's so crazy, man.

Guys, chat, what do you guys got on this, man?

Let's check the chat out.

Remember, guys, if you'd like to participate in our chat, you can check the link in the description below and sign up for the opportunity for that.

But yeah, false flag.

False flag coming, man.

What do you think?

Yeah.

I mean, like, if you're not a gambling man.

Well, when I do, I win.

When you do, you win.

False flag, man.

What do we think?

I mean, look, it's coming, dude.

Like, these people are going to get desperate, and they're going to need something to take the focus off of the shit that they're doing.

And,

you know,

they're going to do something.

Test with the AWS going down.

I mean, listen, maybe.

And we also know, too, that fucking comet.

What's that thing called, Joe?

The AI comet thing, A3 or something like that?

That fucking asteroid.

Oh, yeah.

It's supposed to be coming in a matter of days.

With loaded with 5 million reptilian soldiers that are going to invade the country.

It sounds like Project Blue Beam to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is interesting reading about that thing, though.

Dude, it is wild, bro.

Because

it's interstellar.

So, like,

it doesn't obey the laws of gravity.

Yeah.

And biggest one.

So.

It's like me in high school on O-line.

Yep.

Yeah, man.

I'm with Alec, bro.

He says, I really do not give a fuck about these countries.

I don't either.

I care about our country.

I agree.

That's always been my position.

I do not give

a fuck about any country outside of this one until this one is completely taken care of.

And I mean infrastructure.

I mean people.

I mean economy.

I mean the total restoration of the American dream.

And then maybe we could talk about some things.

But even then, still, I just don't think that's the case.

I think we need to ban any kind of foreign aid or any kind of foreign involvement for the next decade at a minimum.

I agree, dude.

I agree.

I say until LA and Tampa get their fucking traffic squared away.

We don't need to be doing shit.

That's a fact.

Guys, jumping on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, I think it's funny these celebrities are participating, not realizing that the whole reason nobody wants to watch any of their shit is because they continue to do this.

I hope they all get replaced by fucking AI.

They're going to.

I don't like that.

Listen, these people are irrelevant.

Come on, bro.

Who's showing up to watch any of these films?

Who's showing up to watch Ben Stiller do anything?

Listen, his movie sucked in the first place.

Yeah, they did.

Okay?

Yeah, they do.

I don't even know who those other fucking three are.

That's Spike Lee.

Spike Lee.

Yeah, Spike Lee, the guy who thinks he's a big deal, but has never really been one.

Yeah, he does suck.

And his only thing that he's ever, that he's known for is sitting on the Knicks floor as a rich motherfucker.

You know, that's it.

Like, shut the fuck up.

It's like a quirky outfit.

Spike Lee.

Yeah.

Spike Lee.

I don't know.

Who's that girl on the right?

That's law and order.

That's order.

That's law and order.

Yeah, well.

Yeah.

Dumbass.

Guys, let us know.

With that being said, man, let's go check out some of these comments.

Got a couple here.

This first one

is from Lockstock and Prepared.

6773.

Tell me you're a prepper without telling me you're a prepper.

I mean, I'm with it, though.

I'm with it.

He says, bought out my local speedway slash 7-Eleven yesterday.

Going back for round two tomorrow to pick up more.

Hashtag 7-Eleven, hashtag form energy, hashtag real AF.

That's what's up.

Yes.

Lock stock and prepared.

Pop, lock, and drop it.

When it's form energy.

It's awesome.

did you get that reference yeah i got it dude

pop lock and drop it that's right what do you think i don't know i mean i was you know i well

that song i was like working in the bars and that shit came out you know the dance huh yeah how you do it i'm not doing it

oh man you know the craziest thing about like see i feel like growing up though like you guys had like really nice songs love songs even right?

Like, but what I'm gonna tell you, like, I wanna tell Ryan, oh, how'd you meet mom?

Oh, she pop lock and drop came on, and I fucking took her out.

You know what I'm saying?

I saw this, I saw this rap song the other day, and it was this

girl in a wheelchair.

Oh, I saw that,

and she's rapping, and she goes,

My legs don't work, but this pussy still squirts.

It's like,

this is where we're at, like, this is where we're at with culture, bro.

Like, grandpa, how'd you meet grandma?

Oh, well, you know, the pussy still squirts.

Them legs don't work, but you know what I'm saying?

Joe, would you let me put those lyrics in the song, buddy?

Yeah.

Her booty hole was brown.

So, I mean, you know, good God, man.

Yeah, great times.

Lockstock, prepare.

Appreciate you, bro.

This next one is from Ruben Lopez, 6081.

He says, this show is getting raunchier and raunchier.

I love it.

I fucking love it.

And amen to the retirement ago subject.

How's it getting raunchy?

I don't know.

The world's getting raunchy, bro.

We're just reporting.

Yeah.

I didn't even start taking my clothes off.

Yeah.

That's raunchy.

Yeah.

I seen it.

No, you haven't.

No, actually, there was that time.

Okay, never mind.

We got one more.

LGB FJB48.

I made my work partner buy a first form the other day.

He's a raging Democrat, LOL, to which somebody, the Chandler 419, said that Andy Juice will help straighten them back out.

That's a fucking right fact.

Hey, you need some family members, start thinking clear?

Yeah.

Throw them one of them energies.

That's right.

That's right.

Dollar Day is still rolling.

You crack that screaming freedom.

You funnel that down their throat, bro.

They'd be singing a different tune.

It'd be Yankee Doodle fucking dandy, bro.

Don't tread on me.

Yeah.

Yeah, look at him turn around.

That's right, man.

Yeah, no, screaming dollar days are still going on, guys.

So we got today, tomorrow.

That's it.

And that's it.

Yeah.

So lock in.

Yeah, Pop Lock and drop it.

That's right.

Yeah.

That's right.

There you go.

It's a good song, man.

Pop Lock and share it.

All right.

Look at that.

Yeah, a little infringement, trademarking and copyright infringement.

Let's keep cruising, though, man.

We got a headline too.

We got to go to, where's this?

We got to go to France.

Yeah, let's go to France.

The secret weenie.

Yeah, that's right.

We got to go to France for this one.

Headline number two reads,

brazen Louvre robbery.

Crew may have been hired by collector, prosecutors say.

This was wild.

It's pretty crazy.

I feel like you only see this shit in the movies.

You know what I'm saying?

It actually happened in real life.

The thieves who brazenly robbed the Louvre Museum in Paris and stole

priceless jewelry and one of the most daring museum heists in recent memory may have been hired by a private collector, officials said.

Paris prosecutor Laura Bacot

told local media that investigators believe the robbers who carried out the raid in just seven minutes in broad daylight on Sunday may have been commissioned by a collector or purely motivated by the value of the jewels and precious metals, Reuters reported.

Quote, we're looking at the hypothesis of organized crime.

You think

I'm sure it was just a bunch of retars that fucking cracked in there and stole a bunch of jewels in seven minutes.

In seven minutes, bro.

You know what I'm saying?

But I mean, here's the thing.

Like, you steal that shit.

Like, you can't, like, what do you, is this, is it black market?

Like, is that a real thing for yeah, bro?

So sometimes, like, people buy this stuff and they'll pass it down into their family for 30 for 30, 50, 100 years and the shit will just show back up.

And by that time, it's there.

Sexual limitations.

Yeah, fuck.

Geez.

I feel like this is like movie level shit.

Yeah, man.

It's fucking crazy, man.

There was a total.

It ends up in some rich dude's house and nobody really knows that it's stolen.

You know what I mean?

That's crazy.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

I mean, because here's the thing, it wasn't like it was just like, I mean, they stole like, I think, yeah, the crown of Napoleon III's wife.

One of them they dropped outside and left it on the pavement, and somebody found it.

That's crazy.

That's how they started getting caught.

That's crazy, dude.

But yeah, it was a total of nine objects were targeted, eight of which were actually stolen, to your point.

The crown alone is worth tens of millions of Euros, though experts say it is not the most significant piece that was taken.

They have not yet identified the robbers who made their escape on motorbikes.

Bro, this is a fucking movie.

That's a fucking movie.

Like, that's a like, that's a movie.

Let's check this clip out because there was some footage.

Let's check this report.

They used a fucking chainsaw.

They used a crane to break into the museum.

Bro, that's so wild.

They uh

penetration in the gallery, and that

minus

sort of this gallery, and the

colour, there is a total

object and similar by the

side, and

we have effectively derived

That's crazy.

Yeah, dude.

It's kind of like the town where they all dress where they dressed up as the cops and did it in the middle of the day.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, bro.

I mean, because they dressed up as like maintenance workers, and that's why nobody stopped them.

It's from what I understand.

Yeah, dude, it was giving me Den of Thieves vibes.

Something like that.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they dressed up as the fucking

money armored carrier.

Yeah, yeah.

And shit.

Like, bro, I mean, that's some high-level.

That's not Den of Thieves, though, just so you know.

Oh, that was Den of Thieves.

No, that's heat.

They didn't Den of Thieves 2.

No.

Den of Thieves is your generation's heat.

Oh, it's the same movie.

It's the same same.

It's the same.

Yes, but not really.

It came from heat.

Okay.

Den of Thieves is like a

wish version of heat.

No, it's newer and better.

Not even close to better.

No, Andy.

No.

You're fucking insane.

I haven't seen heats.

Yeah, you're insane.

Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.

Heat is 10 times better than fucking Den of Thieves.

I do like Val Kilmer, R.R.P.

Italian job, too.

That's right.

Yeah, bro.

It's heat, dude.

Heat.

Dude, if you watch Heat for 10 minutes, you're going to be like, I can't believe they tricked me into fucking thinking that Den of Thieves was a real movie.

Really?

Yeah.

It is a real movie.

No, it's not.

It's a good movie.

It's good, but it ain't a real movie.

It's like a fucking wish version of Heat.

Okay.

And Heat's very long.

Oh, fuck.

No, it's awesome.

Is it?

It's got the best.

Dude, I'll watch it.

It has the best shooting scene

cinematography?

No.

It has the best shooting scene in any movie ever.

Oh, like, shoot.

The second best shooting scene in any movie ever is Ronin.

Nope.

Most people haven't seen that either.

Nope.

DJ, you will like it.

I'll be the judge of that.

I'll listen.

Andy's like, you know.

See, that Nick knows?

What do you say?

Ronin's sick.

Best urban gunfight.

Absolutely.

Days of Thunder, but see, then they say stupid shit shit like that.

And it's just like Days of Thunder MVP.

That's not stupid.

These people have taste.

Okay.

These people are cultured.

How does it compare to Days of Thunder?

How does what compare?

Pete?

Yeah.

How old is this fucking movie, bro?

30 years old, bro.

Yeah.

That's fucking old.

Point break.

The original point break's pretty good, too.

Yeah.

The fucking second point break break was horrible.

I don't know what that is.

Horrible.

All right.

Black Hawk Down is definitely great, too.

Oh, that's a great movie.

Yeah.

All right.

I love the movie suggestions.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, dude, fuck.

Have y'all seen that movie?

That one movie?

Fuck, what's it called?

Battle for Europa.

Europa's Last Stand.

You seen that one?

No.

Oh.

Wait, is that a joke?

I don't know.

I've heard Europa's standing.

DJ likes black cock down.

Yeah.

Give your parents their iPad back.

All right.

Don't fucking troll.

No, man.

You know, it did make me think, though.

Like, because I mean,

to pull off something that...

You have to be fucking pretty.

Like, I mean, bro, that's some high-level fucking.

You're written a crane and shit.

Like, I wonder, like, like, if that's like a fucking like, I like again, you know, the movies.

I didn't think that shit existed in real life like that, though.

Yeah, but then there was a thought too.

I'm like, fuck, what if it was just some fucking immigrants, like some illegal immigrants over there that fucking got together, you know, and fucking stole it?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, they stole the crane too.

Because, bro, they be scamming.

You know what I'm saying?

They'd be scamming.

This took some intelligence.

Okay.

All right.

Let's just be real.

What is it wrong?

We are here to redeem the crown.

Versus, we're here to eat your pets.

That's right.

That's right.

Okay.

All right.

So it took some high-level thinking.

Okay.

A lot of cats they can buy with that shit.

You know what I'm saying?

A lot of cats.

Yell meow.

A lot of sexy.

Skylight.

No, man.

I don't know.

It's just, it's just, it is, it is crazy to think.

I mean, because, like, yeah, bro, it probably was, bro.

You know what happened?

Here's what happened.

They went in, they got high on all kinds of duck and cat meat.

Fucking smoked some hookah.

Came up with this great idea.

You know what I'm saying?

How the fuck do you get high off of duck and cat, bro?

I don't know.

I mean, have you seen these motherfuckers

biting the heads off ducks and

come on man

oh

yep oh man

um

no but speaking of illegals though we did we do have to address something um a little update and some information

um

you guys know on the last show we talked about uh we had tony and his dad but he sent a message that kind of updated us that was information that was actually left out of the initial story yeah and I just, I would like to clarify this.

I would too.

It's not, you know, listen, we're good people.

And I think that's what was explained.

We're good people, right?

And if, you know, fucked up shit like that's happening.

Yeah, that's wrong.

That's fucked up.

But this is Tony's DM, and he left out the piece.

Now, we're talking about the young man that we met at the Riverside

meet and greet.

Who we talked about on last show about ICE.

They locked up his dad.

Right.

Yeah.

There were a little more to that story.

Yeah.

And

the piece that was left out was that

his dad had

passed DUI on his record

that never got removed.

And I think that, like, dude, listen, that's a very important piece because when we talk about these ICE removals, people that have been in this country, whether it be fucking 10 years, 30 years,

if they were just here and had no, they're not priority for any type of removal at all.

but if ice is checking the record and you came into this country illegally and you did something else

that's a priority like for them to remove you man there's no there's no way to to make exceptions like that it's a system and i'm sure it'll get sorted out the point is is that

there was more to it yeah so

Just important to note that.

No, for sure.

For sure.

But yeah, so I mean, like,

and I'm sure it will all get situated and handled.

But,

you know, for me, again, like, if you've been here 30 years and nothing, cool.

We still got to get it fixed, right?

But, like, cool.

But, like, yeah, I mean, people would have criminal records.

Like, you just, it makes sense.

Like, okay, that makes more sense that they just picked him up for that.

You know what I'm saying?

Because they already got him flagged.

You know, but yeah, a little update on that.

Do you think this shit's ever going to get recovered?

Probably not.

No, it's gone.

Yeah, probably.

It's gone.

Yeah.

Fuck.

And some dudes.

I mean, dude, they didn't just take it without an idea of where it was going and how to move it.

And, you know, once it's out of there, it's going to be hard to find.

Yeah, fuck.

Do they serialize that shit?

Because, I mean, I know we talked, like, even with, like, because you're big into watches and shit, too, right?

Like, the black market for watches and stolen watches and shit.

Like, I mean, like.

Yeah, you have, you have serial numbers on each piece that then get.

logged in with the insurance company, you know, and got it.

So if it does ever get popped up.

Yeah, I mean, the museums have insurance for this shit yeah um but i mean it's irreplaceable stuff i mean no it wasn't fucking them you know you know what i'm saying you know all they're doing is illegal right now

the loop the louv is awesome dude i've never been yeah i've been i got to see the mona lisa damn yeah it was cool but see even like that like do you think it was the real mona lisa or you think it was the fake one I mean, we have no way to know.

How do you know?

That's what I'm saying.

Because you know they do that with the Declaration of Independence.

So like if you go to DC, the Declaration of Independence, like they always, they have like two or three that they put on display.

There's only one real one, obviously, but then they have like another one that they were putting on.

I think the real one is hanging in Trump's office.

Now, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, fuck.

I don't know.

How do you know?

I don't know.

I learned that from watching National Treasure, though.

Yep.

It's a great movie.

That's a great movie.

What, Andy?

Pull up the chat.

National Treasure.

National Treasure is a great movie.

Okay, yeah, great movie.

Finally, a great movie call out.

National Treasure.

It is great.

See?

That movie sucks.

No, Andy.

Andy.

Andy.

Somebody said, fuck Nick Cage.

Nicholas Cage only plays one character.

In Die Hard?

No, he's the same character in every movie.

He's like, oh,

we got to save the world.

The only decent movie that motherfucker's ever been in is Conair.

Conair, that's a good movie.

I'm not going to say it's good.

It's just decent.

It's a good movie.

Going to 60 seconds ain't no good.

What about his?

Not if you're a real car person.

What about his Christmas movies?

What?

Diehard.

Nick Cage ain't in those?

Oh.

Wait, wait.

Yeah, face-off.

Another winner.

Wait, Nick Cage is not in Diehard.

Who is that in Diehard?

It's Bruce Willis.

Same, same.

No.

Bruce Willis is not the same

as Nick Cage.

All right.

All right, man.

Uh, well, yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you think about

this

weird heist.

It might have been an inside job.

I don't know.

I don't know.

But let's, yeah, let's keep cruising, man.

We got headline number three.

Jimmy Kimmel's back in the news.

Oh, is he?

That's a shame.

Yeah.

Well,

Jimmy Kimmel hosts Drag Queen Storytime with Trixie Mattel, reads Eric Trump's memoir to children and then throws books in the wood chipper.

He didn't throw the what?

No,

the drag queens in the wood.

You got it wrong, bro.

Bro.

You would think, too, like after you come off a major loss like this.

Nah, bro, now he's like trying to prove point.

He's gone all in.

Yeah.

All the shackles.

Jesus, man.

Well, you heard how like,

I guess, defiant he was when that all went down.

You know, so now he's like, fuck it, I'm going to go all in on it, which is just going to further his demise more.

Dude, and not only that, but now he's involving kids, bro, because you bring this drag queen in doing story time with fucking kids.

We got a video of it.

Oh, yeah, bro.

We got a video.

Yeah, so drag queen Trixie Mattel appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Drag Queen Storytime, where he read Eric Trump's new memoir, Under Siege, My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation, while dressed in women's clothing.

Let's check this out.

I mentioned the other night that Senator Ted Cruz has a new book.

It's called Unwoke: How to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America.

Ted's been out trying to sell the book.

His last book, he had to get his own campaign to buy thousands of copies to get it up the list, which is sad.

So we decided that this time we'd help him out with an assist from one of the stars.

Yeah,

let's keep going on the clip.

Of RuPaul's drag race, none other than Trixie Mattel.

Hello, hello children, hello, hi, hi.

That's the energy of the star.

How do we feel about reading today?

Yes?

Yeah.

Okay, I think we should select something to read.

Let's see.

Um, Cinderella, who cares?

Right?

Made up story.

Our solar system.

Yeah, right.

The earth is flat.

Thank you.

How about

unwoke?

How to defeat cultural Marxism in America written by Ted Cruz.

So do you know who this guy is?

No.

It looks like somebody from the FBI.

Take something everyone loves.

Stuff it full of woke neo-Marxist ideas and then put it on the air.

If people point out that the ideas and the show are bad, you can always claim that they're racists, fascists, or both.

Disney's reboot of the beloved Little Mermaid was a case in point.

Did anybody see that?

It came on me.

Instead of admitting that Disney had managed to ruin a classic, defenders of the subpar remake, including its star, accused the public of racism.

But the original Little Mermaid was good and the um the other little mermaid was good.

The new one.

Can't they both be good?

Yeah,

they both are.

Well, children like the Little Mermaid, right?

Yeah,

so it's almost like they should be the ones to say if it's good.

I just want to say out loud right now, the book is more.

Thank you.

She was switched to a different page.

This one was so boring, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

Instead of skipping a page,

skip a book.

Skip

just or a different book?

Yeah.

Alright, let me just.

So, in the winter of 2021, when

Unwoke to take home, share with your family, friends.

All right, kids, those are your books.

You can do whatever you want with them.

Okay, we can do whatever we want, check.

Yay!

Oh, thanks for

Twitch and Mattel, and you're welcome, Chad.

Is there anybody in the world that thought that was funny?

Like real talk.

Do you think?

anyway well at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks

and we're cutting them off

oh that was great yeah that was that was great yeah well dude i mean it's just like

why do these people go harder bro like well because they're misreading the culture And at this point, I'll be real, dude, at this point in time, I think these things are dangerous for them to do.

I really do.

I think people are so tired of it and they're becoming radicalized against this community

for fucking with people's kids.

And I think it's very dangerous them for even to even fuck around with it.

That's what I think.

Because, I mean, dude, it's going to be.

I mean, look, this has all happened before, man.

This has all happened before in history.

So.

Bro, the crazy thing is, too, like, I also look at this, too, from, like, the angle.

of these fucking kids.

Like, let's be very clear.

These are child actors, okay, who were auditioned and probably paid to come on and do this, hoping that, you know, some producer, Harvey Weinstein, loves them enough to put them in the next big fucking thing when they get older.

It's a, it's a nasty fucking cycle.

I don't like that angle of it.

Yeah.

Like, like the parents that put their kid, like, who would, like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't

say that.

Listen, these are the same parents that tell you that their kid is trans when it's born.

And it comes out a girl and they start telling it's a boy.

Are they vice versa?

These are mentally ill parents, bro.

They live for attention through the exploitation of their own children.

Fucked up.

Yeah, it's super fucked up.

So it is what it is, man.

I mean, I think this is correcting itself right now.

I don't think people are with it at all.

I think people are tired of it.

I think people are realizing that it's always been a mass number of people against it and a very tiny minority of people for it that's been exposed.

And, you know,

they're not with it.

No.

So, which is evident by his audience and his, his viewership.

Bro, I hope that shit gets gets canceled, man.

Guys, chat, what do you guys got on this, man?

Anybody want to come up and talk on this conversation?

Alec says it seems like they're digging their own grave.

That's correct.

They are.

Let's get Alec in here.

Hold on, Alec.

Alec, unmute.

Boom.

There we go.

Do you hear me?

Yeah, what do you got on this, bro?

Dude, it freaks me out that for one, people allow their or allowing their kid to go to this audition and do this thing.

It also freaks me out that there's producers that are willing and

mindfully deciding to create this problem in our culture when we need to be uniting as a people and everyone knows this shit is not okay, dude.

It's not not cool at all.

It's honestly sad, man.

It's honestly sad.

That they that the people are producing it.

It's sick, bro.

It's sick to even like i said i can i don't know how the parents allow it but to the point like they're not good parents bro but not just the parents who are these producers producing it and i think something that andy says a lot that i appreciate is he's like let's find the actual people who are the names of these people because then we can hold them to the accountability that needs to be held so that we can take these people from

uh their positions of power really you know 100 i think that's coming dude i think we're gonna see it you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

I agree.

I appreciate it.

Hey, man.

You know what?

We're, I'm not leading it, dude.

That's the thing.

You guys got to understand.

And it's you guys, okay?

I can only do so much.

And I can put a message out and I could stand for it.

And I could say, hey, this is what it is.

But it's you guys who take that message and have those conversations in real life with real people that actually makes the difference.

So, you know, I really appreciate you guys, you know waking up and saying hey man i'm not afraid of these

either them and that's what it's going to take to get to get everything back you know i listen i think everybody's everybody that's listened to the show for the last number of years knows how passionate i am about this country because of what this country's done for me and

When I see it going down the tubes and when I see the opportunity for you guys

being fucked with,

you know, I will stand up for that, but i can't stand up for it alone you know everybody has to echo that message in the real world because these people that need to be talked to they're not tuning into this show man they're not they're not they're not going to listen to you know big mouth andy talk all this shit but they will have they will have a reasonable conversation with alec or any of the other millions of people that listen to the show about what's actually going on.

And so that that credit goes to you guys, man.

It goes to you guys.

That's a huge thing for me, man.

and i live in saint petersburg downtown saint petersburg and it's a very

i would say heavily left community and i am very lucky to where i get to i tattoo so i get to sit with these people for hours on end and i will sit with these people and have the conversation that people would call the hard conversation it's not hard for me i love it but I will have these conversations.

And something that I appreciate that you have taught, brother, is the critical thinking so I will bring them around to answer these questions themselves and that allows their brain to start critically thinking about these things that are happening and I think critical thought is a huge thing that whoever they is the government whatever the fuck that bullshit is is

trying to stop us from having.

They don't want us to critically think about problems and solve problems.

And I, you know, I really believe that especially entrepreneurs and business owners we are the ones that can come to that forefront and talk to each person every single day because we are faced with the people walking into our stores we are faced with the clients that sit in our chair and you know I'm able to speak to them and have them critically think like why do you feel that way and then talk to them about you know why something might be wrong or right in an open way especially being a tattoo artist you know i'm covered in tattoos so a lot of people think i'm you're one of them

yeah exactly

and i used to have 12-year dreadlocks so they definitely oh you're definitely okay

yeah but you know brother it's it's it is as simple as just asking them questions you know one of the best ways to

actually i think the most effective way to get someone who is

not seeing things our way is just to ask questions.

It's not to tell.

When you tell, tell, tell, there's resistance.

But when you ask questions, and then if they answer stupidly and you don't make fun of them, you say, okay, I used to think that too, but here's what I found out.

Now you have the ability to actually have rational conversations with people.

Right now, there's people over here.

There's people over there that are never, ever, ever going to hear it.

Those are not the people we're talking about.

No, not at all.

Yeah.

And so, and we have to realize as...

as Americans that there's always going to be people on the we're never going to have total unity bro.

Like, there's always going to be a percentage of people that are driven by their need to be right.

And

they, they can't, you know, for some reason, people have a hard time.

I actually think this is

a very strong sign of intelligence, right?

Like intelligent people don't,

they don't stick their feet in the sand and just stay there.

They, when they're brought new information or they're brought a new perspective, they say things like, you know, what I never really thought of it that way.

You know, let me think about that.

What about this, right?

And, and that's what intelligent people do.

They don't just, and so a lot of these people they let their egos

anchor them so hard in their position and their identity that they can't be swayed any which way, no matter what.

And we run into these people all the time, right?

Like, this might be an employee, this might be a friend, this might be a family member.

But people who aren't able to process questions and answer them honestly in good faith they're not worth the discussion because you're you're just going to waste your time and energy and then at the end of it we all know how it ends you're a fucking you're a bigot you know or you're a racist or you're and like dude by that time it's over right there's no there's no coming back from it so it's kind of hilarious because they just show their cards yeah being dumb dude yeah and dude dude when let me finish your dick tattoo on you real quick

Yeah, when people when when people start to argue like that and they start calling you names you're one you just ask another question.

So so I'm a bigot because I'm asking you questions brother.

You know like

it's all you know here.

Here's the reality.

You know David here has it right down like you know if you get everybody a can of screaming freedom It's gonna fix the whole world.

Let's just be real.

Fix the whole world.

Let's be honest.

Hey Alec, dude, we appreciate you, brother.

I do have to ask you that you're a tattoo artist and you said you were in a left place.

What is the craziest thing you've had to tattoo on somebody?

Dude, honestly, it's a cool story.

It's a broken shopping cart.

And it was this girl who came in and her father was pushing her in a shopping cart when she was four years old.

And he flipped the cart and broke her femur.

Oh, okay.

And it's like a joke that they had together.

But it was this broken shopping cart with a pool of oil under it.

And I always, I've done some crazy ass tattoos that I could go on about stories with, but that specific story always stood out to me.

And the way that her father reacted to it, the way that she loves that tattoo, it's just, it's such a, it was such a special moment, you know?

Tattoos are, yeah, tattoos are a lot more than,

I think just the imagery.

It's a lot about the story and what we're telling through the story, you know?

So I find that important.

And I did that nine years ago, man.

I've been tattooing 12 years and that tattoo sticks out to me like crazy.

That's cool, man.

That's sick, bro.

That's sick, man.

Well, all right, we appreciate you, bro.

I'll put you back down.

Thank you guys for everything, man.

God bless y'all.

Thanks, Alec.

Yeah, that's that.

Yeah.

Spot fucking on, though, man.

Yeah.

I mean, you talk about it.

Like, bro, it is.

It wasn't Alec that came.

Was that the same guy that came to the meetup?

No.

The tattoo artist from St.

Pete?

Was that?

Wait, hold on.

Yes.

Hold on, shit.

Yo, fuck, dude.

Hold on, bro.

Yeah.

Alex's the man.

Get back up here, Alec.

Bro, you rode off on your bike like i thought you were gonna fucking turn that motherfucker into light speed yeah that's right dude that must be man 120 the whole way okay

bro

it's crazy be safe i ripped it home dude a buck 20 all the way home i was riding high man and we had i probably had 10 walk-ins that night and i got to talk to everybody about Just the personal accountability, the extreme ownership, and all the things that, you know, are spoken about here.

And so it's really cool to have those conversations riding that high off of meeting y'all, man.

It was really a pleasure, a blessing.

And yeah, man, I got my team form energies.

I owe you something.

What did I tell you?

Oh, brother, you ain't got to do none of that.

So I told Alec I was going to get him some drinks for the shop, but he couldn't take them because of his bike.

So one of you guys get with Alec, get his address.

Yep.

We're going to hook him up.

Yes, sir.

Hey, man, I'm going gonna come up and tie all y'all up.

I got you, dude.

All right.

Hey, let's do it.

Bro, you think you put a grape can on me?

He's gonna put a fucking fruit of a loom grape.

And he's like, dude, get the fucking 100 drinks.

I'm like, bro, what am I gonna hold up on my shoulder?

Listen, it is Florida, bro.

Yeah, I've seen Florida people do a lot worse.

You're an expert at balancing lots of shit on a motorbike, aren't you?

Like whole families and shit?

Totally.

We can do the cans for sure.

Yeah.

I was talking to Z Sean.

Where it's like 10 people on the fucking motor.

That's right.

That's right.

Hey, Alan.

Have you ever done a magic carpet tattoo?

Let's go.

Dude, I'll be sick.

We got to all get magic carpet tattoos.

I'm down.

I'm down.

I'll get a little magic carpet tattoo with Zshan holding the energy drink at 7-Eleven.

All right, Alan, we appreciate you, bro.

It was great talking to you, man.

Hell yeah.

God bless y'all, man.

Thank you for everything.

Likewise, bro.

Yeah, that's fucking awesome.

That's awesome.

But yeah, fuck these people.

Both of these dudes.

Yeah.

Wood tripper.

Yeah, wood tripper straight away.

Guys, jumping on this combo, let us know what you guys got down in the commentary.

With that being said, final segment.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

I'm ready.

All right.

Let's do it.

Thumbs up.

Or dumb as fuck.

All right.

How's this work?

We bring an article up.

We talk about it uh we vote on it and give it two options one of two options we gotta all vote from now on okay all of us in the room okay all right how are we doing this thumbs up or thumbs down thumbs up okay all right all right well um you like guns i i i do uh now how do you store your guns wherever

they fit okay oh

is that right yeah okay let's

you got the one i got this little derringer you know what i'm saying oh is that right yeah okay well surprised that you could do that.

This inmate was accused of smuggling a.22-caliber revolver in his butt.

See what I'm saying?

Damn, Andy.

All right.

Yeah, well,

let's check this out.

Well, sources are telling me tonight that gun was stashed in this prisoner's buttocks, and he managed to get into this prisoner transport van undetected after he saw a judge.

And now two police officers are in the hot seat, and another prisoner is in the hospital tonight with that gunshot wound to the leg.

Now, within the last 10 minutes, the suspect, Louis Soto, went before a judge for the second night in a row.

Pixel 11 cameras were the only ones inside of the courtroom.

You see him as he was brought in with his hands behind his back under heavy security.

He was remanded into custody, and he is now going to be sent back to the Westchester County Jail tonight, 24 hours after this harrowing incident unfolded.

The shooting happened while the prisoners were being brought to the jail inside of a Mount Vernon police transport van 7 o'clock last night.

Officials say that the person was shot by a fellow prisoner who'd smuggled the gun into the vehicle on his body.

As cops heard the shot go off midride, they turned around, raced back here to police headquarters where five prisoners were offloaded and secured.

Police say Louis Soto was the man who had the loaded.22-caliber revolver.

But how it got past multiple layers of security is what's being investigated right now.

Soto is a 32-year-old Bronx man who had been arrested on Wednesday initially for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor.

Now he's facing multiple charges related to the shooting.

As a result, police are overhauling their security protocols, knowing full well how much more serious this could have been.

All right, we'll put them all fucking in the woods, but I mean

two points for the smuggling.

Hmm, two points.

Yeah, a little six-pooter.

I mean,

how do you even think about that?

Bro, how did, yeah, I mean, like, how did he get it?

Like, did somebody in the audience hug him or something?

He probably had it up there for a while.

Just sitting there for a minute.

Yeah.

Fuck.

No, I mean, usually.

How do you get something like that out of your butt?

You just like shit it out?

You reach up in there?

I don't know.

I wouldn't know.

Why are you asking me like I would know these?

Fuck, I don't know.

You used to work in the jail.

I don't know, bro.

I don't know.

I mean, fuck.

Maybe the chat knows.

Chat, how do you guys put this in there?

You pull it.

Florida man did have the thermos last week.

Okay.

I feel like you can get a thermos up there.

You can fucking colon blow.

Oh, man.

It's too bad it didn't go off inside of him.

Yeah, bro.

Prison wallet is real.

That is real.

Bro, fuck, man.

No new meaning of low blow.

It was a blast for him.

Look at this.

We've got a bunch of dads in here.

Tank blaster.

All right.

Two thumbs in the butt.

What are we giving up?

That's an OG listener right now.

That is an OG listener.

Bro, I got white lightning a few times.

I know.

I haven't heard that in a fucking minute.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm just saying this is thumbs down.

That's my vote.

So you're voting thumbs down.

Guys down.

22.

22 in the butt.

Down.

What do you think, Joe?

Joe over there?

Yeah, what about other Joe?

What do you think, Joe?

Well,

I'm with that opinion.

Really?

I'm with that opinion.

That's more than you guys could fit in there, huh?

Yeah, thank God.

Yeah.

How do you know?

Fun fact.

Nah, we don't need no fun facts right now.

You sure?

Yep.

Okay.

I have one ready for you.

What?

You want it?

Yeah.

Did you know the human anus can stretch up to nine inches?

Nine inches wide?

Yes.

Yes.

Is that like a...

Does that create a slot or is that like nine inches across the street?

It can stretch nine inches.

So.

I think I saw that on the internet once.

I know.

Oh, man.

What's going on?

That's that.

Yep.

That's not

from experience.

We are raunchy.

Yeah, maybe it is getting raunchier.

Of course, DJ would know he had to test it out firsthand to see if it was real.

Yep.

DJ did the RD.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Enough of the butt stuff.

Butt stuff's fun for a minute.

That's right.

That's it.

You got to stop when it hurts.

Yes.

Safe word.

Dollar days.

It's dollar days.

All right, guys.

Hey, look, real talk.

We got dollar days today and tomorrow.

We appreciate you guys.

We are going to be doing some king of dollar days rewards we're going to pick some people we're going to do something special for them i talked to the team today so just keep that in mind and uh

we are going to have another cti for you on tomorrow

okay so this is going to be a special week back to back back to back butt to butt butt to nut buttocks buttocks to buttocks

magic carpet to Z Sean.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know.

Anyway, guys.

all right, guys, we love you guys.

We appreciate you guys.

And we'll see you tomorrow.

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