846. Andy & DJ CTI: Joy Reid Show Canceled, Apple To Invest $500 Billion in U.S. & Trump Issues Dire WWIII Warning

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Speaker 1 She did make one appearance, though, this past week. Listen, Kamala

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She's so bad and so ridiculous and so unlikable that she should go away for a while and then come back.

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I mean, I'm thankful she's doing it.

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So, hey, take a nap.

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Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 she got featured there for the NC NAACP Image Awards.

Speaker 1 And she made some veil threats.

Speaker 1 How the fuck is she getting into double ACP awards when she's fucking Indian? Well,

Speaker 1 that's one. Two, she lost.
I mean, like, fuck, man. Like, could you just keep handing out trophies for losers? I mean, that's, that's the, uh, you know, that's the left's agenda.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is she wearing?

Speaker 1 What is that? Well, I mean, you know, they signed with talent agencies now.

Speaker 1 Both of them signed with like some big talent agency. So they can.
I saw Biden did that too. Yeah.
Imagine this. So what those talent agencies do is they book these people to speak.
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Speaker 1 Let's get into our first set of headlines. Headline number one.
Headline number one reads.

Speaker 1 MSNBC chief tells blindsided staffers of canceled Joy Reid that they'll be laid off, but they can apply for new jobs at network. Joy Reed, the joy's out.

Speaker 1 How do you feel? I mean, just like, just taking that in. Listen, dude.
How do you feel?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I could easily be a smart ass here and make some funny ass shit to say. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I probably will.

Speaker 1 But I want to say this. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't root for anybody to lose their job. No, it sucks.
Okay. Yeah, dude.
And like, you know, I see like all these federal workers losing their jobs and shit. It ain't their fault.

Speaker 1 They're losing their fucking jobs, bro. The government's overbloated.
It's not meant to be this, you know, employment farm for people that don't go out and build careers.

Speaker 1 It's just not meant to be that. And I think a lot of people were, you know.

Speaker 1 sucked into that and they're losing their jobs and you know they have families and they have bills just like everybody else and it's not cool I don't like seeing that.

Speaker 1 But it's necessary to get our government in a place that makes sense. Okay.
So I have empathy for those people that are losing their job. I know a lot of people don't.

Speaker 1 And a lot of people are laughing and shit. And real talk, dude, that doesn't make people any better than the people who laughed.

Speaker 1 when people were getting fired for vaccines, which happens to be these people.

Speaker 1 And so it really is a little bit of karma served up pretty cold for these people, but that doesn't make it cool. I don't like it, even though those people probably all hate me.
I just don't like that.

Speaker 1 They're still Americans, bro. And we all know what it's like to not be able to pay your bills and the uncertainty to not

Speaker 1 know where your next checks come from. I mean, bro, that shit is very stressful and very hard, and it sucks.
And I would never wish that on anybody.

Speaker 1 But the truth of the matter is, is you know, when I see Joy Reed lose her job,

Speaker 1 it made me extremely happy.

Speaker 1 It really did. And she is the biggest racist piece of

Speaker 1 that i've ever seen on tv

Speaker 1 she deserves to never have a job again she deserves to have her citizenship revoked for the damage that she's done

Speaker 1 between

Speaker 1 races and political uh ideologies and and this this woman gets on tv every single day and instead of thinking like an american citizen and thinking like okay there's people and I agree with some of the things they're about, but I don't agree with other things they're about, but there's still people.

Speaker 1 She doesn't do that. She just identifies with the ideology and just berates

Speaker 1 anybody

Speaker 1 who may have a different opinion or a different skin color of hers. And I'm fucking tired of hearing it.
I'm tired of hearing about white supremacy when there isn't white supremacy. Like,

Speaker 1 we don't get privileges. Like, bro, this woman gets all the the privileges.

Speaker 1 Like, if I went on TV and said the shit she said about other races, bro, I'd be tarred and feathered and fucking unable to work anywhere ever again.

Speaker 1 You know, like,

Speaker 1 and it's just the double standard pisses me off, and I'm tired of hearing about it. And so,

Speaker 1 uh, Joy Reed, fuck you. That's what I think.
I think she's a terrible person. Well, I think, you know, one thing that I found interesting with this is like, it just goes to show that

Speaker 1 even the left understand

Speaker 1 that, like, you can't just keep throwing cash at something that's just not working. I mean, dude, like, the, the, the, the, the, like, the data speaks for itself, but nobody watches her shit.

Speaker 1 And nobody has been watching her shit. Her highest numbers was back in November of 2024 during the height of the election shit.
And that was it. Like, nobody watches her.

Speaker 1 And, like, and then with all of the exposing of the funding and all of that shit, which we got a little bit more on that a little bit later. But they can't, the money's out.

Speaker 1 So you're not getting money from actual viewers the government funding that you were getting is gone yeah people people need to understand that that that uh usaid fund was funding these mass media channels to put this propagation out okay so all this race baiting all this division all this political ideology uh that is designed to create very hard lines between left and right black and white gay and straight everything what you we all paid for that

Speaker 1 and she was the mouthpiece and other people like her like rachel maddow they're the mouthpieces for that they call her the rachel maddow yeah

Speaker 1 but here's the other thing dude um

Speaker 1 number number one i i am a little bit concerned because

Speaker 1 you know now that she lost her job how is she gonna afford to fix her hairline

Speaker 1 that that's because that's expensive shit you got to go to like turkey for that you mean like you mean you mean you mean like that yeah well and that's the other thing i was gonna say so now that she's out of a job how is she going to afford all these different wigs

Speaker 1 that, you know,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 you know, that, you know, definitely don't culturally appropriate white people. Yeah.
You know, I think it's funny how... I think she's going to get back to her roots.

Speaker 1 Bald?

Speaker 1 I mean, look, dude, how, why is it okay?

Speaker 1 It's not okay for white people to, you know, to fucking

Speaker 1 be all about hip-hop culture. It's called fucking cultural appropriation.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You can't just like the music or the style or whatever right uh but she can wear any motherfucking wig that she wants to look like a white woman's hair and it's okay it's fine okay so let's i'm we're all about double standards here like i don't give a fuck if she does that yeah but don't sit up there on your microphone in front of tv and talk shit about

Speaker 1 other races wanting to fucking like bro we're america we have different cultures we have different things that we fit into we got different things that we like you know i'm a fucking mid-40s dude that listens to fucking trap music.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's okay.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I like opera. And that's okay, bro.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Like, but sheep, these people don't allow us to even enjoy the things that we enjoy without feeling guilt or shame for doing so. Right.
And this shit's absurd, bro.

Speaker 1 People like this have created the division that exists in our country by hammering it in our brains for years and years and years and years and years. And I'll be real, dude.

Speaker 1 You know me.

Speaker 1 And you guys, listen, you've known me for a long time i'm very reasonable person contrary to what the internet might think because of a couple clips that i say about throwing pedophiles in a wood chipper yeah right okay like i have empathy for people but i have zero empathy for her no zero i hope her life sucks i do not wish bad on people i wish bad on her yeah she is a bad human being

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I think, I mean, I'm in the same boat with you because my issue is because I feel like she knows what she was doing.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a different, okay. Like, you could see in her fucking fucking eyes.
She, she, she evil. She believes what she's saying.

Speaker 1 Like, and she, she knows it. And, like, that's the part that's evil to me, right? Like, the people who push masks and skit, like, oh, I mean, you can have some, okay, yeah, you were just bro.

Speaker 1 You can't, you listen, she's fucking guilty 1000%. You can't blame.
I've said this for years.

Speaker 1 When it came to the COVID shit and the mash shit, okay, you can't blame the average person for believing what the news tells them. Okay.

Speaker 1 Up until the last few years, it was a reasonable expectation that what was on the news was real. They had us all fooled.
And by the way, I don't think it was even then.

Speaker 1 I think it's been decades since the news has actually been real because how much easier of a time would they have hiding the prop the propaganda when there was no internet?

Speaker 1 When there was no, you know, like, dude, the internet's only been around for fucking in an effective way for every 25 years now. Right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 and really only 15 years to where it's been adopted by most people as part of their life. So it's new, right? If we didn't have the internet, we wouldn't know they were lying.

Speaker 1 We would just be like, holy shit. And so what we've seen here is a, is like a changing of the behavioral

Speaker 1 understanding that we as citizens have of the information that's fed to us. And

Speaker 1 30 years ago, dude,

Speaker 1 you couldn't talk to someone across the internet or see these people who make their lives about digging in for the truth. You didn't see that.

Speaker 1 It was like, dude, I would see, and a lot of people have a hard time realizing this because they didn't grow up without it. But I am in a situation where I did.

Speaker 1 And we might go to dinner, we might go get some beers and be like, bro, did you see that shit? That sounds like bullshit. And we talk about it for five minutes and that was it.

Speaker 1 But now we have all these people, all these online, you know,

Speaker 1 I guess detectives or whatever you want to call them that dig in and find the story behind the story. And so they can't do what they used to be able to do.

Speaker 1 Not in scale, no. Yeah.
So, dude, when I look at like, when I look at like people during COVID who got fooled into,

Speaker 1 you know, the mask thing or the vaccine thing, I actually feel really sorry for those people. And I see them.
as the biggest victims of the the lie the crime that these people put out.

Speaker 1 And I've said for years i don't hold

Speaker 1 i don't hold grudges towards those people because they were manipulated they were lied to and let's be honest

Speaker 1 a lot of these people are walking around with this vaccine

Speaker 1 knowing that people are getting sick knowing that people have died knowing that it's causing myocarditis and all kinds of accelerated cancers and all this

Speaker 1 I mean, bro, that's punishment, man, enough for being fooled, you know, and, and, you know, if you believed that if I was in six feet of you, that you were actually had a chance of dying, you'd be pissed too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, so you know, I don't hold a grudge against those people at all, but I do hold heavy grudges against people like Joy Reed and the talking heads who all fucking propagated this mass hysteria and division and identity politics and racial bullshit for the last fucking 15 years.

Speaker 1 They've ruined culture and society. And quite honestly, dude,

Speaker 1 I mean, these people mid-century of, you know,

Speaker 1 the 1900s, they would have faced execution for their complicity

Speaker 1 in crimes against humanity.

Speaker 1 Okay. And, dude, I'm old school.
Like, I think if you knew what you were doing and you did it and you took money to do it, And you knew it was hurting people,

Speaker 1 those people should be eliminated. Yeah, 100%.
I mean, they did that.

Speaker 1 We're not even that far away from history of when that stuff was going on. No.
I mean, Nikolai Tchescu, right? Roman dictator, fucking Romania. I mean, like, dude,

Speaker 1 it is what it is.

Speaker 1 But it wasn't just Joy Reed either, bro. Like, the MSNBC, they canceled three other lefty anchors in the wake of Joy Reed being out.
So

Speaker 1 you got,

Speaker 1 let's see,

Speaker 1 Amon, Moyellan, Katie Fang, and Jonathan K. Part.

Speaker 1 These three, they were also axed from MSNBC. This guy, he, you know, the one cries a lot, cries all the fucking time.
Um, yeah, Joy Reid, now she hasn't said a whole lot since this.

Speaker 1 I do have a clip of like the most recent thing that, you know, she's uh commented on. Um, but they caught her leaving her million-dollar house and a nice fur coat earlier today.

Speaker 1 Um, but then she went on this, uh, this this town hall podcast, I guess. Uh, let's listen to what Joy Reed had to say.

Speaker 3 My show had value, and

Speaker 1 that oh my gosh, she's crying. This is awesome.
That

Speaker 3 what I was doing

Speaker 3 had value. No, it was value.
And in the end, I'm sorry, I'm not, I try not to cry on TV. And I think this is kind of like me on TV, so I apologize.

Speaker 3 And that, and that it kind of, and then it mattered. I see Karen is there, and she's been texting me as well.
And so, what I will just say is that in the end,

Speaker 1 thank you.

Speaker 3 Where I land is that the moment that I, of guilt, that I felt that I went hard on so many issues, whether it was the Black Lives Matter issues of a young baby or a mom or a dad that was killed, or

Speaker 3 when we opened up people's eyes to the fact that Asian Americans were being targeted and not just black folks that, or went hard for immigrants who've done nothing but come to this country like my parents did, and try to make a life and defended them

Speaker 3 or whether we've talked about what the president is doing that is subversive to the Constitution

Speaker 3 that is injurious to our liberty you know defending books that people find inconvenient you know that Nicole Hannah-Jones put into our spirit that we need to understand 1619 as the real founding of this country whether it's talking about any of these issues and and yes, whether it's talking about Gaza and the fact that we we as the american people have a right to object

Speaker 3 to have a right to object to little babies being bombed and and where i come down on that is i'm not sorry i am not sorry that i stood up for those those things because those things are of god um well first of all if 1619 these people love to say 1619

Speaker 1 and then in the same breath they love to say native americans are the rifle, like, what the fuck is it? Which one? Which one is it? Pick one. Okay.
You're a colonizer. Well, so are you in 1719?

Speaker 1 So anyway. Well, I love the fact that she left out a really important thing that she also went hard on, like this.

Speaker 1 In America, there's a thing about both white vigilantism and white tears, particularly male white tears. Oh, really? Yeah.
Hold on, let's stop this right now. Because that's what carrots are, right?

Speaker 1 Let's stop this.

Speaker 1 When you go to the ATM at 2 o'clock in the morning and you're out in the fucking somewhere you don't know, are you looking around for white vigilantes?

Speaker 1 Who the fuck are you looking for? Who the fuck are you afraid of?

Speaker 1 What is the crime data set? I'm just being honest.

Speaker 1 So let's not fucking bullshit about what is.

Speaker 1 Okay, I don't go to the ATM at fucking two o'clock in the morning and look around and be like, fuck, where's the fucking KKK? Where's the Betamax?

Speaker 1 Where's these fucking domestic extremists?

Speaker 1 Probably because it's me.

Speaker 1 But like, dude, this is, I'm tired of this villainization of fucking white men.

Speaker 1 It's bullshit.

Speaker 1 Like I said, she left this part out. Like, it left out how hard during her.

Speaker 1 I'm just so sick of her. I would love for her to come on my show.
Yeah. I would love for her to sit right there where Z Sean's sitting.

Speaker 1 She can even come and co-host five or six shows just so I never get tired of destroying her. And by the way, it'll be the biggest audience she's ever going to have from here on out.
It's true.

Speaker 1 This is true. This is true.
Anyway, play the clip. That's what Karens are, right? They Karen out, and then as soon as they get caught, it's like

Speaker 1 green waterworks.

Speaker 1 White men can get away with that too. And it has the same effect.

Speaker 1 Even as the right tries to politicize the idea that masculinity is being robbed from American men by multiculturalism and wokeism, they still want to be able to have their tears.

Speaker 1 Well, masculinity has been demonized for the last 15 years. Competitive nature has been removed from society.
We give our young men 20 place trophies. We don't teach them the value of competition.

Speaker 1 We don't tell them that they have to go out and work hard. We tell them that it's not fair.
what the way the world is and that they should just sit there and pout.

Speaker 1 We also, you know, villainize people like Daniel Penny, who goes to jail for a year or whatever for standing up for people. I mean, look, dude, you guys did.
You have me too.

Speaker 1 So every dude in the world that's ever flirted with a woman is a fucking abuser. Okay.
You people have completely removed men as being valuable from society.

Speaker 1 And the fact of the matter is men are extremely valuable to society.

Speaker 1 They do like 90% of the fucking jobs that are hard, that are dangerous, that build things, that create the conveniences that we have in society. And that's no knock on women.
That's just a fact. Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 this movement has been extremely culturally damaging. And now, especially in relationships, how often do we see women saying, there's no good men? All men are weak.
All men are pussies.

Speaker 1 All men are this. I can't find a good man.

Speaker 1 Well, you can't find a good man because you bought into the feminist idea that men were not needed and you villainized them to the point where most men have figured out, hmm, it's not worth it.

Speaker 1 Fuck it, I'll hang out with my dudes. I don't give a shit.
Rather be gay. Yeah, I'd rather, dude, for real.

Speaker 1 And they're so afraid that,

Speaker 1 you know, they're going to

Speaker 1 like, dude, women have massive leverage over men. Okay, like they can accuse men of things that aren't even true.
And the society will consider it to be true, even if it's not.

Speaker 1 And it will ruin men's lives. This happens all the time.
And there's no repercussions. And that is a product of this ideology that these people put out so um

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 smell you later

Speaker 1 i mean bro no i don't have i i she's one of my most despised people on the planet with hillary clinton yeah

Speaker 1 yeah she's up there bro what do you think yeah no i can't stand this lady i'm glad listen like i said it's just

Speaker 1 like bro she got a different energy there didn't she yeah yeah you know on her show the redout she's fucking cocky and she's talking shit she thinks she's untouchable and now you learn that people ain't with your

Speaker 1 you know these people bro they're so

Speaker 1 stupid that like look at the agenda that they're still pushing dj they're still pushing the same

Speaker 1 when everybody is tired of it no it's good though i agree it's good though like like keep put keep pushing it keep pushing it yeah i mean they're just making sure that

Speaker 1 Nobody from that crowd ever will have a chance in political life. You know what they're making sure to?

Speaker 1 Like, go ahead and keep pushing it. You know what else they're making sure of?

Speaker 1 They're making sure that if Donald Trump continues to be ultra-aggressive, that no one's going to fucking stop it or speak out against it.

Speaker 1 Like that with their the way, and bro, I've talked about this. Like there should be some cognizant,

Speaker 1 you know, awareness around the pendulum swinging too far to the right.

Speaker 1 And because of people like her and because of the

Speaker 1 way these people are still hanging on to these talking points and these ideas and this white supremacy, domestic terrorists, all this shit,

Speaker 1 they're just ensuring that that pendulum is going to continue to swing and no one's going to say anything.

Speaker 1 Because even if even if they were to go, Trump was to go too far, people are going to say this. Well, fuck, it's better than what that was.

Speaker 1 And so like, dude, the more they do this shit, the more people are going to be with it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man, guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's go cruise some comments.

Speaker 1 Bro, imagine if every day you woke up and everything on the internet says you're a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 Everybody in the world can say

Speaker 1 because of your race that you are a fucking bad person. Okay.
Like little kids go to school and they're told they're bad because they were born white. Think about that.
That's fucked up.

Speaker 1 Dude, think about the black kids that are told you're never going to be successful in this country because you're black when it's not true. Or because of little Billy sitting over there.

Speaker 1 To push their own, that's right. To push their own agenda of racial division so they can continue to be fucking in power over a divided populace.
It's insane, bro. And,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 I've never paid, I don't care. Like, I don't give a fuck

Speaker 1 because it's always been that way. Like, it's always been, you could say anything about white people, but you could you can't say anything about anybody else.
It's always been that way.

Speaker 1 It doesn't bother me because because of that behavior that has existed my entire life, I don't put value

Speaker 1 in my race as a human. I don't care.
You're not hurting my feelings, but the hypocrisy of the conversation is pretty ridiculous. Okay.

Speaker 1 The fact that people can get online and say what she says about any race race is unacceptable. It's unacceptable.

Speaker 1 Okay. Race discrimination against any race is racism.
All right. And

Speaker 1 I'm for one and I don't know how everybody else feels, but I'm fucking tired of it. Like I'm tired of it.

Speaker 1 And I know you guys have heard me speak out more and more on it because I'm fucking sick of it because it's wrong.

Speaker 1 Because if any white person got on TV and said any of the shit that is said about white people, on television about other races, they would be kicked out of fucking society. Is Is that okay? No.

Speaker 1 I don't think so either. No.
So, how about nobody does it? We don't need to have it, bro.

Speaker 1 We're Americans. Yeah.
Well, I mean, and that's also the dichotomy of it, too, right? Because it's like, you know, bro,

Speaker 1 we've gone all over this country together and we've seen the real world together, right? And like,

Speaker 1 everybody's cool. Everybody's, everybody's cool.
Like, you know what I'm saying? So, like, I mean,

Speaker 1 but they spend trillions of dollars getting us to want to fight each other, using our money to do it. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? It's like, dude, people, people are over it, bro.

Speaker 1 And I'm, like I said, I mean, at the end of the day, she's out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll see. We'll see what.

Speaker 1 Come on the show, Joy.

Speaker 1 Seriously. Come be a joy to our.
I'll fly you out. You could be on the show anytime.
Yeah. We'll have an actual discussion, not you sitting there with no resistance.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll see what happens, guys. It's easy to fucking, it's easy to have your, your, you're just on the show and you say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 Safe and secure behind the teleprompter. Yeah.
Yeah, bam. Yeah, man, guys, let us know what you guys think, man.
But that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments.

Speaker 1 Let's go see some of your thoughts with this first one. Let's go to

Speaker 1 Just Cohen305.

Speaker 1 Please stick to being awesome podcasters because your fry game is trash. Bro, you're 160 pounds.
You don't know shit about fries.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 You should be offended by that, too. Yeah.
You think that guy knows more about fries than you? I mean, listen, you know, I took an IQ test the other day. I did all right.
You did.

Speaker 1 And, you know, so I'm going to, you know, I just think that that's just a low IQ comment. I'm above it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I appreciate you liking the podcast, but, you know, before you comment on French fries, you should try eating some. Now, look here, I had enough of you, motherfucker.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You better eat some fucking fries. At least the first fries have your goddamn mouth.

Speaker 1 This motherfucker, he's probably like, i like hooks i don't even know what i like that's right yeah what is that he you know what you know what it is bro he likes mcdonald's

Speaker 1 that's what it is i hurt his feelings that's probably what it is well sorry brother well i mean we you know and we've listened i mean we're all open to criticism right like i mean you know if it's legit

Speaker 1 let's be real dude the the worst french fry the worst french fry is still pretty good yeah i mean like i mean i mean you know it's not a win-win situation the way it goes like it's like blowjobs yeah i mean

Speaker 1 you know braces

Speaker 1 The worst one you got is still okay.

Speaker 1 But, you know,

Speaker 1 this was just we got to cut that out.

Speaker 1 Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 People listen to this shit with their kids. For what reason, I don't know.
We're going to have daddy, what's a blowjob? What's a blowjob? I don't know. I haven't seen one extra mom.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, dude.

Speaker 1 But you know, this was just a one-sentence, you know, little slap back. I like a little bit more detail.
You know, if you're going to give some criticism, have a little bit more to say. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So let's go to Jerome Clem Clemons.

Speaker 1 Jerome Clemens, 6640.

Speaker 1 He says, Andy, love you, bro, but your taste for the fries is fucking horrible. Wendy's fries are ass.
Absolute lowest on the list.

Speaker 1 Five guys are actually made fresh from real potatoes, never froze, and taste amazing. They belong in the at least a category.
And yes, Raisin Canes is fucking dumpster juice for fries and chicken.

Speaker 1 I agree with your friend of color, not because I'm part of the 6%.

Speaker 1 I'm actually more white than black, according to what ancestry says is in my heritage. Laughing my ass off.

Speaker 1 My friend of color.

Speaker 1 Now, Now that's a good review.

Speaker 1 Hey, I'm all about disagreement if you could justify it. Gotta justify it.
I've never had five guys. So I said that.

Speaker 1 Wendy's, you might have a bad Wendy's, bro. The Wendy's I used to go to, I haven't been there in a long time, but it was good.
I've had a bad Wendy's experience.

Speaker 1 But again, I mean, it's like,

Speaker 1 it's not that bad. Yeah.
Still fast. Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Many categories. So, okay.
All right. This was a just, this, this riled people up.
Dude, I got a lot of comments in my DMs about it. I mean, listen i mean it was a very uh

Speaker 1 what's the word they use uh

Speaker 1 very polarizing yeah it's more controversial than all the other we say

Speaker 1 this is what y'all niggas got mad at

Speaker 1 what we did all right that's cool that's fine no that's fine that's fine

Speaker 1 um it's fine yeah jerome appreciate you yeah i like that comment i could listen i'm cool with this agreement as long as you got a reason why yeah i'm with you i'm with you it's just you're trash that's like liberal that's a liberal argument

Speaker 1 fry game is trash beta max over there uh

Speaker 1 we got one more comment for you uh this is a suggestion um this is a suggestion from uh at mac mao 87

Speaker 1 black nascar equals nid car

Speaker 1 I don't know that I'm allowed to comment on that.

Speaker 1 Is he black? Oh, he black. He black.
He's black.

Speaker 1 Mao. How do you pronounce that last part there? Nidkar.
Say it fast. Nickar.
Nickar.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, Mac Car.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude, I got you. He got you, too.

Speaker 1 Mac Mao's trying to get me caught up, bro.

Speaker 1 That's fucked up. Yeah.
God dang it.

Speaker 1 That was good. Yeah, that's right.
That was good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I see what you did there. Don't underestimate my racism

Speaker 1 All right, man guys. We appreciate you for being real ass fans

Speaker 1 Yeah, do I get a trophy for that?

Speaker 1 I don't know We gotta send one to Mac Mac gets the trophy dude. We got to start sending out trophies to the fucking best comments.
I think Mac gets the trophy like from now on yeah starting today

Speaker 1 if you make a good comment We might

Speaker 1 if your comment gets featured on the show and we laugh at it You're eligible for trophies. All right.
Well, we got to send one to Jerome and Mac. Yep.
Because they make good comments. Hit us up.

Speaker 1 We got to figure out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where do they hit up?

Speaker 1 We'll find them. We'll get their YouTube.
Okay. We'll reach out to them.

Speaker 1 Let's create an email address that we can send these guys to to claim their trophies.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
Now, just to be clear.

Speaker 1 We don't give out trophies for shitty comments and 15th place like all you motherfuckers are used to. Yeah, sorry, Just Cohen.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 try a little harder. No, no, get back to comment practice.
Yep, that's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.
Yeah, all right, man. Guys, we do appreciate you, man.

Speaker 1 Let's keep the cruise moving. Yeah, we got headline number two.

Speaker 1 Headline number two, let's dive into some business world. This is great.

Speaker 1 You know, with Trump's new tariffs and stuff that he's been putting on, there's been a lot of new updates going on. So let's just dive through some of this.
First things up: Trump tariff win.

Speaker 1 Apple to invest $500 billion in the United States, pledges to create 20,000 jobs.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 I mean. Yeah, I think they moved it from Mexico to here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Apple has announced plans to invest half a trillion dollars in the United States over the next four years and hire 20,000 new workers as the company seeks relief from President Donald Trump's tariffs on goods imported from China.

Speaker 1 Bloomberg reports that in a move to bolster its domestic presence and potentially avoid hefty tariffs, Apple has committed to investing $500 billion in the U.S. over the next four years.

Speaker 1 The tech giant, again, pledging to create 20,000 new jobs, marking its biggest U.S. investment commitment to date.

Speaker 1 The announcement comes on the heels of a meeting between President Donald Trump and Apple CEO Tim Cook in the Oval Office last week.

Speaker 1 Cook has joined the parade of tech titans attempting to repair their relationship with Donald Trump following his return to power.

Speaker 1 So part of the investment plan, Apple's going to start producing AI servers in a new facility in Houston, Texas. They're also going to be establishing a supplier academy in Michigan and

Speaker 1 increased spending with his existing U.S. suppliers.

Speaker 1 And it's good. It's good.
Now, what else is going on in government news?

Speaker 1 Elon Musk.

Speaker 1 explains his what did you do last week email to federal workers as Tulsi Gabbard is latest to tell staff to ignore it.

Speaker 1 So Elon Musk has further explained why he is demanding federal workers to justify keeping the jobs. His newly confirmed DNI secretary Tulsi Gabbard ordered her intelligence officers to ignore it.

Speaker 1 And, you know, the leftists try to like, you know, mark this as like a,

Speaker 1 you know, infighting going on inside the cabin. That's not what's really happening.
But let's talk about it. So this was an email that was sent out to pretty much all federal workers last week.

Speaker 1 It says, please reply to this email with a prox five bullets of what you accomplished last week and CC your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.

Speaker 1 Deadline is this Monday at 1159 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
So this email went out and this was sent out to literally every single federal worker in the country.

Speaker 1 Now, there was a couple of agencies that got in quickly, FBI for one, HHS,

Speaker 1 the DNI, where their leaders, you know, basically told their employees that this does not apply to you. Again, it's for security reasons, classified information, right?

Speaker 1 Like, and even just the thought of just exposing, you know, confidential,

Speaker 1 you know, protections for people who are, you know, in operations, whatever the case is,

Speaker 1 it's not really that deep as the left is trying to paint it.

Speaker 1 You know, but that went out. And there's been a lot of pushback from the federal workers themselves um donald trump had to uh post something out

Speaker 1 he posted this this meme out

Speaker 1 says uh got done last week cried about trump cried about elon made it into the office for once read some emails cried about trump and elon some more

Speaker 1 uh but another swing uh federal workers who fail to return to office will be placed on administrative leave musk states um and so that time is coming uh very very quickly Elon Musk, who's leading Doge, warned federal workers on Monday morning that those who failed to return to the office will be placed on administrative leave.

Speaker 1 Quote, those who ignored President Trump's executive order to return to work have now received over a month's warning, he wrote on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Starting this week, those who still fail to return to office will be placed on administrative leave.

Speaker 1 So that came again after he

Speaker 1 told them about reporting their accomplishments from last week.

Speaker 1 So that's going on. Anything on that?

Speaker 1 I mean, what?

Speaker 1 I mean, asking people to, like, asking the employees to tell you what they accomplished? I mean, I don't think that's that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 Well, it's only a big deal if you're not accomplishing anything. Hmm.
I mean, it's just like five things. Why would you get upset if you had a whole list of things that you did and you did it well?

Speaker 1 I did this.

Speaker 1 Why wouldn't you use it as an opportunity to say, look how much good shit I did? Right. Listen, this is capitalism.
This isn't fucking fascism like you guys all like to scream.

Speaker 1 The government doesn't owe our people jobs. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 It is what it is. I mean, this is, this is how it works.
If you don't perform, you get fired. If you don't finish first, you don't get a trophy.
You don't get to play in the game.

Speaker 1 This is, dude, what have I said? Natural order. Natural order.
Natural order always wins. The best of the,

Speaker 1 it's the best of the group. The survival of the fittest.

Speaker 1 These are laws of nature. These are not man-made laws.

Speaker 1 If you don't do your job, you don't have a job. If you can't list five things that you did that were effective, you don't deserve a job.
And that's that. So that's how I feel about it.
And, you know,

Speaker 1 if I was a federal worker, I would be looking to show that I am one of the productive federal workers that deserves to keep their job. Right.

Speaker 1 But instead, these people are whining, complaining, and bitching because they all know that they're not doing shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, dude, I think the fact of even just being a a federal employee like that's a privilege it's a privilege it's not a right well not if you ask them you know what i'm saying like but like the the truth of the matter is for the last four years at least those people haven't been doing dude not only that here's the dangerous part about it it's not just been four years bro it's been for a long time these people basically cannot be fired for any reason whatsoever because of a lot of the laws that have been in place for the last you know couple decades and they have learned behavior that makes them unable to compete and operate in a true capitalist environment, such as a company, right?

Speaker 1 They think that if they come in and they get hired, that all they have to do is show up and they don't have to do much. They can sit around and fucking milk the clock and go home.

Speaker 1 And that doesn't work anywhere. So the biggest challenge a lot of these people are going to face, and fuck dude, I've said this for a decade on the internet, is that when you

Speaker 1 tell people that they deserve

Speaker 1 a certain outcome and that they are entitled to a certain outcome and that

Speaker 1 they don't have to compete and they are special, they behave that way in a corporate environment. And it's just not reality.
So these people are in for a rude awakening.

Speaker 1 for a lot of different reasons because I believe also that what will happen is, you know, the government assistance program will be drastically altered at some point soon.

Speaker 1 So these people aren't going to be able to just sit at home and collect, or they're going to have to do something.

Speaker 1 And how are you going to be an effective part of a team if, you know, you're for 20 years or 15 years or 10 years or five years, you haven't had to be.

Speaker 1 And in fact, you could kind of tell your boss to fucking eat shit

Speaker 1 when they try to hold you accountable. So

Speaker 1 these people are in for a rude awakening. And then to the previous story,

Speaker 1 you know, the 20,000 jobs in America, $500 billion.

Speaker 1 I believe that that

Speaker 1 20,000 jobs is something that they're saying to pacify

Speaker 1 their audience because let's be real, dude. No one's addressing the elephant in the room when it comes to job creation, which is AI.
And they're talking about putting AI servers,

Speaker 1 you know, in Houston, Texas. Yeah.
And nobody, like, what are the 20,000 jobs? Yeah. Like, what are they?

Speaker 1 Because these people are so quick to adopt technology that humans are going to be obsolete in the job market very quickly. And the problem with that is,

Speaker 1 you know, people say, well, you know, it's an ethical thing and it depends on the company. Well, you know, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 In an ideal world, the average person would support companies that don't use AI, but they are not smart enough to do that. That's not happening at a wide scale.

Speaker 1 They're not recognizing the danger because they're sold the benefit. All right.
So

Speaker 1 in an ideal world, everybody would protest companies that use AI and not buy their shit.

Speaker 1 But because it's cool and

Speaker 1 quick.

Speaker 1 They prey on people's

Speaker 1 infatuation with technology and

Speaker 1 their want

Speaker 1 to sit at home all day and basically do nothing.

Speaker 1 And unknowingly, I believe that humans are making themselves obsolete. And

Speaker 1 it's very dangerous, the position that we're in, because it's not just coders or

Speaker 1 marketers or

Speaker 1 copywriters or

Speaker 1 customer service or any, like all those jobs are going to have to be replaced by AI for companies to be effective. So

Speaker 1 how do you create an even playing field between companies who employ real people and refuse to use AI or companies that use AI

Speaker 1 at a much

Speaker 1 more cost-effective model?

Speaker 1 Well, this has already happened in history, and the government failed to protect the interests of the people. And when it happened the first time,

Speaker 1 it was the

Speaker 1 e-comm internet, you know, the Amazons of the world and these big companies that came out in the late 90s, early 2000s that didn't have to collect sales tax. Okay.

Speaker 1 So they didn't have to collect sales tax for over a decade. And it was even more than that.
And sales tax in almost every state is somewhere between 8 and 12%.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 if you don't force these companies to collect sales tax, that gives them an eight to 12 percent price advantage over the mom and pop companies, the smaller companies that employ humans.

Speaker 1 And those are the companies that employ the most humans. All right.

Speaker 1 So the government allowed these big companies to come in and have a huge advantage over these brick and mortar, mom and pop, small, medium-sized companies.

Speaker 1 And these companies tried to maintain, hey, buy in person, deal with a human this that the other and and dude they got crushed because amazon retrained first of all when

Speaker 1 they weren't they weren't required to collect tax they marketed on price so they sold products cheaper than what brick and mortar could do which cut the margin out of them and put a lot of them out of business then

Speaker 1 what happened was

Speaker 1 they

Speaker 1 leveraged that price advantage into a convenience advantage.

Speaker 1 So they took the money that they earned, that they shouldn't have earned, put it over to convenience, where now people get, you know, their shit in an hour when they order from Amazon.

Speaker 1 Well, no brick and mortar could compete with that. Right.
All right. So the government didn't adjust, regulations didn't adjust.
And because of that, it drastically hurt the economy.

Speaker 1 And is that capitalism? Sure. Is it ethical capitalism? Absolutely not.
All right. So now we have a situation where that's happening again, where AI is coming in.

Speaker 1 And a lot of these companies are going to replace all their humans with AIs, including construction companies, including like people like, oh, well, bro, have you not seen the robots that are already coming out?

Speaker 1 What do you think that's going to be in five years? They're going to be able to do your job better than you, quicker than you. They're going to work 24 hours a day.

Speaker 1 And you're going to have to figure out a way to make money or take what the government gets you unless they regulate this in some way, shape, or form. So what's that look like?

Speaker 1 Does that look like an extra tax burden on the companies that use these things? What does it look like?

Speaker 1 But, you know, people cheering for this,

Speaker 1 they don't really understand what they're cheering for yet. And it's concerning because,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 for companies to survive, they're going to have to adopt this technology, which means humans are going to become less and less.

Speaker 1 of a part of everybody's business. And the culture isn't supporting that movement.
Like they're not shopping with companies that don't use it.

Speaker 1 They're not saying, fuck, dude, I'm going to spend all my money with companies that

Speaker 1 don't use AI. They're not.
We're not there yet. Yeah.
And by the time they do, bro, it's those companies are going to be gone. So

Speaker 1 that's a whole nother thing that nobody's talking about. That is definitely going to happen.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, it's definitely a fucking scary thought to think about it like that. And like, because I mean, the boom of that world, I mean, like you said, that's late 90s.
It wasn't that far.

Speaker 1 It wasn't that long ago. You know what I'm saying? And here we are on another resurgence.
I mean, dude, it's scary to think about, man.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, it would be, I'm interested to see what you're saying. Dude, here's the thing.
Here's the thing, too.

Speaker 1 So they've retrained the consumer to not worry about price, but instead value convenience.

Speaker 1 All right. Like people pay, even when they don't have the money, way more money for Grubhub and all these apps, right? Next day shipping.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 And now if you can't get them the product the next day, you know, they're calling you up on the phone and motherfucking you because Amazon's retrain the consumer to accept a level of convenience that only they can provide.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it's scary to think about it. Yeah.
I mean, dude. It's a real, it's, it's a real thing, man.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 yeah. I mean, other things going on, too.
I want to, I wanted to bring this in because, you know,

Speaker 1 I firmly believe that the work the Doge is doing is good, good work. It's necessary work.
It's needed.

Speaker 1 But I wanted to bring our attention to the new onslaught of attacks that the left is trying to use.

Speaker 1 The first one being cruel trolls use heavily edited video to claim Elon Musk has abandoned his son.

Speaker 1 This was a new thing that just came out.

Speaker 1 And like, dude, I mean, it's so crazy when you go on social media and you see like the comments on this fucking video. It's insane.
Like, this one guy posted this video. His name's Joshua Reed Eagle.

Speaker 1 He said, Elon Musk walks off and leaves his four-year-old son wandering off stage by himself. This clip legitimately disturbs and saddens me.

Speaker 1 Here's the clip. Let's watch this clip.

Speaker 1 That's the clip. You're leaving your little boy.

Speaker 1 That's the clip. But that's not the full clip.
You want to see the the full clip? Here's the full clip.

Speaker 1 You know, I always say we have to be protective of our geniuses, because we don't have too many. But that was,

Speaker 1 I remember, when I watched his rocket come down about three months ago, and I thought it was crashing and I just dropped it. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 That's the full clip.

Speaker 1 That's awesome. That is awesome.

Speaker 1 The little kid starts cheering on the stairs. Elon goes and gets him and like cheers for him.

Speaker 1 he's being a great dad and they're trying to turn it into he's a piece of shit bro they edited that clip that's not even a good dad no that's a great dad it's a great dad it's a great dad i wish i had one um

Speaker 1 why is that so funny

Speaker 1 did he say grape

Speaker 1 grape dad grape dad can't find him

Speaker 1 it's like that first form grape energy i saw a fucking i saw

Speaker 1 can't fucking find him. I saw a fucking meme that said it said AI.
Dude, I can't even fucking say it.

Speaker 1 I said, I asked AI to create a black Terminator. So it shows the black, it shows the Terminator.
You sent me it. Did you see this? You sent me it.
Oh, I did. Do you have it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you fucking sent me that. I'm pretty sure you sent me that.
Dude, it's got the Terminator with like an afro.

Speaker 1 And he goes, I won't be back.

Speaker 1 yeah i'm pretty i'm pretty sure you sent me that oh man

Speaker 1 no somebody sent me that you didn't send me that okay yeah somebody sent me that it was funny though i i i chuckled oh keith keith sent me that yeah

Speaker 1 yeah um but that was you know so that they they're trying to pull on that which like dude i think and be real with you i think going after like kids at all is like fucking low ball shit well yeah what do you expect though but you know they hate what do you expect They fucking hate everybody.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They hate themselves.
Makes sense.

Speaker 1 But here's another new attack that they're starting to use. Okay.
So let's go here. Read this headline, Andy.

Speaker 1 VA, what is that? Virginia? Yeah. Virginia Dem slams Doge fans compares job cuts to the Holocaust.
First they came for the Jews.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Now, I don't get the comparison. So, so, you know, and that could be taken out of context.
So let's see the clip and what exactly this

Speaker 1 Democrat from Virginia, well, let's see what he actually said.

Speaker 4 And Mr. Chair, I must say that I have seen so many different people on social media rather excited about these cuts, rather excited about these job losses.

Speaker 4 And that reminds me of a quote from a long time ago that said, at first, they came for the Jews and I didn't speak up because I wasn't Jewish.

Speaker 4 Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn't speak up because I I wasn't a trade unionist. And then when they came for me, there was no one to speak up because everyone had been taken.

Speaker 4 And so I think what's very interesting is that these job cuts and these cuts are not just impacting people with federal jobs, but all across the board, people are going to be feeling the hurt.

Speaker 4 And we have to make sure we're doing what we can within the power that we have.

Speaker 1 I still don't get why we got to why I make that.

Speaker 1 First of all, you don't have a right to have a job anywhere. Okay.
Okay. Second of all, you guys have just been exposed for stealing our money at mass scale for decades.

Speaker 1 Third of all, we've all dealt with government employees.

Speaker 1 And if we had gone in there for the last 20 years and been treated with respect and not been told to go sit down over there and wait till your number's called and by someone who's sitting on their fucking ass or, you know, waiting in line for 30 minutes and then you get to the window and they throw a sign up that says they're going to lunch like if we hadn't been treated that way maybe people wouldn't be happy about it okay so let's be honest you're reaping what you sowed you're having to sleep in the bed that you made if we could go on and on about the old sayings here but certainly uh first they came for the jews isn't one of them no it's you know it's not and it's it's so stupid but

Speaker 1 I want to move move uh change courses here because there was another new update that happened um since the last episode I think it's interesting, too, how when people were comparing the COVID camps to the Holocaust, you were ostracized from society.

Speaker 1 You can't do that. Yeah, you were called anti-Semite and all these things.
But saving money? Yeah, right. But you can make the comparison for your job.
Yeah, right. Okay.
I'm trying to save money.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But other things have also happened in this last little final touches on the headline, too.

Speaker 1 We got a deputy director for FBI, Dan Bongino.

Speaker 1 So Cash Matteo, he was just sworn in on Friday. He issued a post declaring that he is proud to welcome Dan Bongino as the next deputy director of the FBI.

Speaker 1 And so that's cool, right? Like that's cool.

Speaker 1 Bongino, we all know he proudly served for NYPD.

Speaker 1 Then he worked as a Secret Service agent for many years. He's also a conservative commentator.
He has a Dan Bongino show.

Speaker 1 Cool. Now,

Speaker 1 I've got to address the hypocrisy. I want you to, this is a political headline.
Trump names podcaster Dan Bongino to be second in command of FBI.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Like he's only a podcaster.
Just a podcast. CNN, podcaster and ex-Secret Service agent, Dan Bongino, will be FBI deputy director, Trump says.

Speaker 1 Again. Well, this is like when they write shit about me.

Speaker 1 Podcaster, YouTuber.

Speaker 1 I mean, Jesus. All right, whatever.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. All right, Cash.
And listen, I'm cool. Damn, Dan's cool.
You're cool. I like it.

Speaker 1 Where is the Epstein list? I don't believe anything that these people say until that comes out. Where is it at? Listen, they promised that over and over and over and over.

Speaker 1 They've promised the classification over and over and over and over. We have yet to see any of it.
And the longer that it goes, the less I trust these people. Bro, it makes their credibility go down.

Speaker 1 I agree. A lot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And dude, like,

Speaker 1 you know, Trump talking about eliminating the IRS and it not happening and all these things, like, bro,

Speaker 1 it's,

Speaker 1 I can get excited about, you know, things, but the longer they take to happen, I get less excited.

Speaker 1 And the less excited I get, the more I believe that these people are just part of the circus that they're, you know,

Speaker 1 that they're putting on for us.

Speaker 1 The real issues at hand are not being addressed, such as the AI issue we just talked about. That's not being addressed.
No one's talking about that. That's coming on the horizon real fast.
You know,

Speaker 1 the amount of money we send to other countries is not being addressed, including Israel, including any country. Okay, that's not being addressed.
It's being completely ignored.

Speaker 1 You know, fucking Bongino's on TV saying, yeah, Epstein was

Speaker 1 a secret agent, blackmail agent, but for what country? I don't know. Motherfucker, you know exactly what country.
Right. You just don't want to say why is that?

Speaker 1 Dude.

Speaker 1 Now, I've looked. I'm just saying, dude.
No,

Speaker 1 we're not addressing real issues. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, where's the account? Where are the arrests?

Speaker 1 Okay. And until those things happen, dude.
We're getting fed a line of shit as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 No, listen, I've looked and looked. And the only update that we have as of of right now, when the show is being recorded,

Speaker 1 is from

Speaker 1 Elena Haba, who is one of Trump's attorneys.

Speaker 1 She's awesome. She's a fucking

Speaker 1 badass.

Speaker 1 But she just did an interview, and she says transparency is coming. They don't want anyone to know who was on Epstein's island, who was a pedo, and who is probably still sitting in D.C.

Speaker 1 So she just went on Fox and had this to say.

Speaker 5 Attorney General Pam Bondi is now vowing to release the bombshell bombshell Jeffrey Epstein documents. She says it's sitting on her desk.
Lena, do you have any insight on what's coming?

Speaker 6 Transparency. Transparency is coming.

Speaker 6 You know, we had a lot of defiance, I think is the word you were looking for, from the radical left, and that's because they would have rather us kept quiet.

Speaker 6 They didn't want to expose the funding that they were getting through NGOs, through USAID. And now they're going to panic because they don't want anybody to know

Speaker 6 who was on Epstein's Island, who was a pedo, and who is probably still sitting in D.C. And the reality of the situation is this: there will be accountability, and America deserves it.

Speaker 6 We needed to know what the drones are. We needed to know that we were okay.
We need to know about Epstein's Island. We want to know about JFK.

Speaker 6 The days of American government hiding from American people are over. We need transparency.
We have done that, and we will continue to do so.

Speaker 6 I'm excited for Pam and now Cash to get in there and clean up our mess. mess.

Speaker 1 I hope she's telling the truth. Rip it out.
Yeah, listen, man.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to be satisfied with bits and pieces and crumbs and shit and redacted fucking statements or any of this shit. We want full disclosure.

Speaker 1 And if we don't get full disclosure and we don't get the things that we were promised, this administration is just another administration of bullshit. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And nobody wants to say that because everybody wants to be on the right side. The side you should be on is the side of American people, regardless of who's in office.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And I do like Trump and I like the shit he says and I like his personality because it's very similar to mine. All right.

Speaker 1 But, and I like the things that they say they're doing, but we have yet to see them. And I have so little trust in our government and the elite class of this society until...

Speaker 1 I see those things happen. I'm not going to clap and cheer.
Because I feel like a lot of people are preemptively celebrating when we haven't really fixed any of the problems.

Speaker 1 What do you think about that? I mean, where are you at with that? The Epstein shit? Yeah, just like the overall, like, bro, I'm listening. I mean, it's always been in the back of my mind, right?

Speaker 1 Because I know you, you said it out there. And like, it's hard for me to want to admit it.

Speaker 1 But there, I mean, listen, like, I mean, I would be ignorant to say, like, and anybody would be ignorant to say, like, there is a possibility that this could be a fucking, you know,

Speaker 1 leading the blind off the fucking cliff. Okay.
It's possibility. I would hate for that to be the circumstance.

Speaker 1 You know, but again, like, I mean, bro, like, you said day one, Cash.

Speaker 1 We're past day one.

Speaker 1 We're past it. Past it.
I agree with that. We're past it.
So, to my mind, now, again, like, that's eroding your credibility.

Speaker 1 It's eroding the trust that you guys are, you know, promising the American people. Like, bro, like, get it out.

Speaker 1 Everything needs to come out. I don't care who's on the list.
I don't care if it's people I like. Obviously, I don't care if it's people I hate.
Get it out. Yeah.
Yeah. And not only that, brother.

Speaker 1 We need to have an effective belief in our government because the American people

Speaker 1 put a lot of trust into these people.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 the amount of trust that I can give the government right now is legitimately way less than zero. It's the opposite of trust because everything I look at, I'm looking beneath the surface every time.

Speaker 1 And I think most people are at that point. We're like, okay, well, they say this.
What's that mean? Well, what's the dangers of that, though, bro?

Speaker 1 I know, brother, but what I'm saying is, is that we shouldn't fucking have to do that.

Speaker 1 That we should understand what's happening. And there are so many classified

Speaker 1 scientific experiments and technology and all of this shit that they don't want us to know. And I believe that they don't want us to know the truth about.

Speaker 1 the human race and what we're capable of for the purpose of control. Okay.

Speaker 1 I believe there's all kinds of things that are kept secret. That's not to protect us.
No, and it's totally, it's, that's not okay. We pay for this shit.

Speaker 1 So wouldn't if we're paying for this, wouldn't you like to know those things? Wouldn't you like to know the truth? Wouldn't you like to see the actual data?

Speaker 1 Wouldn't you like to know what people are actually capable of or what cures exist that we're not privy to? Like, there hasn't been any of these things. And so when's that going to happen?

Speaker 1 Because for us, for me personally to trust anything these people say, it's going to require full transparency. Full transparency.

Speaker 1 Not, you know, oh, well, you know, that's a danger to the American people, a national security concern. Motherfucker, we're done with that.
Everything's a national security concern. Right.

Speaker 1 I'm just.

Speaker 1 That's what it's going to take for me. And I believe that we as citizens have a reasonable right to demand that.
100%. And I agree.

Speaker 1 You know, there might be some things going on in the world today that we shouldn't know.

Speaker 1 Like maybe there's some things that if we knew it would give up strategy, you know, to something that's happening.

Speaker 1 Clandestine operations right now. Yeah, for sure.
That's, you know, but this, this like

Speaker 1 no, we're talking about the class of like how the

Speaker 1 pharma companies want to classify the data for 75 years.

Speaker 1 And by the way, what's happening with them? What's going on with those companies? You see, like like

Speaker 1 it feels like everything's changing, but how much is actually changing? You know, and there's, you know, I see these people saying, we're so back. We're so back.
It might feel that way,

Speaker 1 but where's the actual substance? Yeah. Right.
Show me the pudding. Bro, for real.
Yeah. For real, dude.
I'm with you. I'm with it.
Now, and that doesn't mean that I think these people are bad.

Speaker 1 I operate companies, dude. I understand that from the time that you come up with a plan to the time executed can take time.
I get that. I get that.

Speaker 1 But there should be some symbolic things that happen along the way that show people that these people are not fucking around.

Speaker 1 Meaning, they should have fucking released that Epstein list within an hour of Cash Patel being confirmed to show people, like, hey, we're going to do what we say.

Speaker 1 That should have been a symbolic thing that happened. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 They have yet to do anything like that. And it's been sitting on Pam Bondi's desk for, I mean, we're almost at

Speaker 1 four or five days now? Well, look, man,

Speaker 1 I hope,

Speaker 1 and at this point, I still expect

Speaker 1 for a lot of this to happen. I do think some of it's going to happen, but how far and how deep and how wide?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, one little last thing on this that's interesting. I just want to put this out of here on the radar.
All right, do you remember us talking about this last week?

Speaker 1 Uh, Trump says he's going to check if somebody stole Fort Knox's $400 billion gold supply. Remember us talking about that, right?

Speaker 1 Um, you know,

Speaker 1 again, like, you know, people, you know, joke and like, you know, there's nothing in there, and it probably isn't anything in there, but I thought this was weird. Okay, I saw this headline.

Speaker 1 Why banks are flying gold bars on commercial flights from London to New York City?

Speaker 1 Just thought that was a little weird. Well, do you not remember me telling you that it all got sold in London when you brought this up?

Speaker 1 That's that's that's a little-known fact, and by the way, that was like 80 years ago,

Speaker 1 and now they're trying to bring it back in, maybe not 80, but the point was it was a long time ago, yeah. And now they're trying to bring it back in before it gets exposed that it's not there anyway,

Speaker 1 just a little weird, man.

Speaker 1 Bro, I, you know, look, dude, I have friends that are very good friends that are very smart who feel that

Speaker 1 we are getting

Speaker 1 steered

Speaker 1 into

Speaker 1 digital currency, digital ID,

Speaker 1 mass surveillance state,

Speaker 1 and that people just feel better about it because it's Trump and it's not them. And like, dude, I fuck me.
You know, look, dude, it's hard to argue that argument because of.

Speaker 1 Like technology can't be pursued for the sake of technology. That will eventually get dangerous.
And we are to that point, right?

Speaker 1 Look, man, at the end of the day,

Speaker 1 I don't know what's going to happen, but it doesn't.

Speaker 1 There's something that feels not right.

Speaker 1 And it, I don't know, I don't share the same

Speaker 1 enthusiasm that I feel like everybody else shares. You know what I mean? And I don't know if it's just like I've learned over my life to not celebrate until things are done.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I just, there's something in me that doesn't feel right.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Guys, let us know what you think down in the comments.
Do you feel that way?

Speaker 1 With this Epstein stuff, just all of them. Well, I'm saying, like, this has been like, I would say a tip to it.
I'm definitely leaning more to it. I just try to keep my mind on the mindset that, like,

Speaker 1 I'm not in those rooms.

Speaker 1 Like, there are. There's people I trust that are in those rooms.
Yeah. They have been on this show.
That say that.

Speaker 1 No, that say things are going to happen. Yeah, right, right.
That's what I'm saying. Like, so, like, I mean, there's a thousand different things that could be going on that I'm just not privy to.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, like, I...
That's true. It's, so I mean, like, you talk about benefit of the doubt.
Like, you know, it's there. But, like, I think a healthy skepticism is good.

Speaker 1 It's good to have, for sure. You know what I'm doing? Because at the end of the day, bro, like, whether they're good or bad, it still comes down to us.

Speaker 1 You know, it's the same stuff that we talk about all the time. Like, it comes down to us.

Speaker 1 Like, Trump's not going to save our fucking life or fix your bank account or do any of this no bro you got to do it dude and that's what i'm saying bro like we're not

Speaker 1 you can't go back to sleep yeah you have to understand that culture will be

Speaker 1 what we make it as individuals and if we want a great culture which then develops a great political environment We have to live that as individuals.

Speaker 1 That's why I always say personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion.

Speaker 1 If you don't live the example of what you think an American citizen should be, then we will never have a country the way you think it should be because we as individuals make up the collective.

Speaker 1 And it's, you know, everybody has this mentality of like, I'm going to look over here and I'm going to look over, you know, he'll take care of it or they'll do it. It's like a bystander effect.

Speaker 1 And dude, that's why our culture has degraded because everybody else thinks that everybody else is going to fix it.

Speaker 1 And if everybody else thinks everybody else is going to fix it, then it will never be fixed.

Speaker 1 So we have to take responsibility as individuals to live to a higher standard, to do the best that we can, to become what we are capable of becoming, to set an example for the people around us, our family, our friends, our neighborhood, our communities, our city, our state.

Speaker 1 Once somebody goes, then other people join. And if we get enough people to go and enough people to join, culture will be what we want it to be.
And these motherfuckers will have to do what we say.

Speaker 1 So 100%, man. It's just we can't you know i see a lot of people celebrating like it's over bro this is this is far from over yeah yeah

Speaker 1 guys let us know what you guys think down in the comments with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three um got to go through a little ukraine update um let's talk about it trump issues dire warning world war three warning if russia ukraine deal not worked out as he meets macron

Speaker 1 um so donald trump just outlined today uh the stakes in play if a peace deal is not secured in Ukraine, warning that any overspill could trigger World War III.

Speaker 1 Quote, there will be a point where it is not going to stop at those two countries, he said.

Speaker 1 Already there is such involvement from other countries and it could really lead to a very big war, World War III. And we're not going to let that happen either.

Speaker 1 So, you know, this was made as he's meeting President Emmanuel Macron of France.

Speaker 1 They're meeting at the White House right now. Who, by the way, is married to a dude dude, man.
A dude. Yeah.
A dude. I'll say it.
Did you see that Candace Owen shit? Bro. Bro, she, she.

Speaker 1 How are you going to argue that? You can't lay it out any more clearly. Yeah.
You know? And I mean, listen, like, I mean, it seems to be a fucking pattern there. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Dude, it's a theme amongst the world, the globalist world rulers. Obama.

Speaker 1 Candace, do Obama next. Not only that.
That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1 I believe that a lot of these people are legitimately what we hear what we think are the crazy people say. And they're fucking,

Speaker 1 it's a big group of fucking pedophiles. Yeah.
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 Why else would they normalize pedophilia? Who normalizes pedophilia? Only those people. Pedophiles.
Yeah, that's right. I mean, it's very simple.
Yeah, minor attracted person.

Speaker 1 You know, you got government officials in Europe arguing for children to have the consent right to choose who they want to have sex with in front like imagine this dude who would want a child to be able to consent to having sex with grown-ups only pedophiles yeah only the that want to have sex with them bro it's insane like it's insane

Speaker 1 but but

Speaker 1 we can't have you know 20 year old uh

Speaker 1 genius computer hackers fucking disassembling the government because they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Speaker 1 But a kid who's six years old can decide who they want to have sexual relations with, according to some of the government officials over in Europe.

Speaker 1 And we all know that Europe is more progressive than the United States. So what's going to happen here next if it's allowed to continue?

Speaker 1 Those people are going to be saying that here openly. There is people that say that here openly on the internet.
You know, like.

Speaker 1 It's crazy shit. And I think that the pedophile culture is much bigger than what we believe it to be.
And I believe that those people have somehow figured out a way to get to the top. And

Speaker 1 I believe that we're going to find a lot of that out. And it's going to be really hard for people to accept because it sounds insane.
It sounded insane the first time I heard it, too.

Speaker 1 The first time I heard it, I was like, dude, what the fuck are you smoking? But then you start looking and then you start paying attention. And then we start like looking at things.
And

Speaker 1 it sure does see. And by the way, this is in alignment with the ruling class across history.
All right.

Speaker 1 Like if you go back to the Roman Empire or you go back to like these, these old civilizations, having young children be their lovers is

Speaker 1 was a normal thing yeah okay because i mean it's it's a it's a power thing that's what it is bro

Speaker 1 because we're in that's right when you have unlimited amounts of money and you have unlimited amounts of power there are certain things that get these people off and i i believe that the the kid thing is one of them

Speaker 1 yeah we'll see but um on the ukraine thing so you remember uh us talking last week i'm like you know it's like, you know, Zelensky was getting mad because he wasn't a part of the peace deals and shit.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, I think I parodied it to like, you know, being at the kids' table while the grown-ups are talking, right? So the UK

Speaker 1 has decided to jump in the conversation. Starmer warns Trump that Ukraine must be involved in peace talks as he braces for showdown in Washington, telling Kyiv

Speaker 1 summit, marking three years since Putin invasion, that the U.S. president has created an opportunity.
So they did this like emergency meeting in Ukraine.

Speaker 1 All the world leaders are over there right now, weirdly enough. Like, you know, they go to a war zone to have this like emergency meeting.
It's kind of weird, but whatever.

Speaker 1 Um, but yeah, he wants uh, he's demanding that Ukraine be a part of these peace talks. Okay, all right, Zelensky, let's give you an opportunity.
But all right, come on over to the table.

Speaker 1 What you got to say? Uh, you know what he says? Give us more money.

Speaker 1 He will resign in exchange

Speaker 1 for NATO entry.

Speaker 1 The very reason the war got

Speaker 1 go back to the fucking kid table, dude. Listen, man.

Speaker 1 Omar Gaddafi. Okay, you know what the United States did? Killed him.
They armed him.

Speaker 1 And then they killed him. Killed him, yep.
Do you know what they did to Saddam Hussein? Yeah. Armed him.
They armed him. And then killed him.
And then they killed him.

Speaker 1 Zelensky doesn't understand history. Oh, we've armed him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I don't know that it's the best idea for him personally to be demanding anything.

Speaker 1 You should probably shut the fuck up, little guy, and hope that you don't get drone strike on your fucking house. Blamed it on Russia.
Yeah, no shit, bro. Because that's also the thing.

Speaker 1 Like when we kill them, we blame it on somebody else for doing it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's right on the line. And also, you know, there was

Speaker 1 there was talk, wasn't there talk of, didn't Trump, didn't we, did we cover that on the show? The, the, the resources and minerals

Speaker 1 of Ukraine? Is that true?

Speaker 1 Well, from everything that I've been been seeing,

Speaker 1 that's supposed to be a separate deal as a payback of all the money that we've sent them. Okay.
So basically, they're saying we sent you all this shit.

Speaker 1 You're going to give us half of your fucking natural resources. Right.
And Zelensky's claiming that it wasn't a loan, it was a grant. That's right.
And so

Speaker 1 what happened

Speaker 1 when

Speaker 1 Gaddafi didn't share the resources or Saddam didn't share the resources? And the Trash to try their own resources. What happened? Keep them?

Speaker 1 We went there and we fucking killed them and we took the shit you're right

Speaker 1 do you think it's possible that

Speaker 1 this is repeating itself again meaning he's going to object to the natural resources coming to the united states

Speaker 1 and then we're just going to end up going over there and killing them and getting it i would say that history tends to repeat itself over and over and over and then the next question should be from everybody is what's going to happen to the country of Ukraine after a few generations of men have been conscribed and killed?

Speaker 1 What's going to happen there?

Speaker 1 Okay, because there is a plan. You just don't know it.
Yeah, there's a lot of empty houses now. There'd be a lot of empty men.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, how do you, I mean, a population has to be able to survive there, right? There's nobody there now.

Speaker 1 A lot of real estate opportunities, I'll say that.

Speaker 1 If you don't think there's a plan for Ukraine, you're insane. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I just want to know where all the fucking money went.
Like, I mean, they, you know, the senior defense official, you know, who stole $40 million fucking dollars of U.S. money,

Speaker 1 what's happening with him? Oh, he got suspended.

Speaker 1 He just gets suspended. You know, or like, you know, when Zelensky said, you know, that, you know, they received $177 billion in aid, but he only got...

Speaker 1 It's so funny to see what these people have to say about that. You know, this is from PolitiFact.
They say, oh, Zelensky's statement about Ukraine aid didn't reveal money laundering operation.

Speaker 1 No. The money isn't being laundered.
It's being spent as Congress intended.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 how the fuck does that make sense? It doesn't. It's a lie.

Speaker 1 It's being spent as Congress intended, meaning

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 it was intended to find its way back to their pockets. Yeah, it's legal.
Legal.

Speaker 1 Legally. It's our commission.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Fuck, man.
I don't know, man. Anything else on the Ukraine stuff, man? No, but I mean, I hate that dude.
I hope they do fucking drone strike his face. For real.
Warheads on foreheads, man.

Speaker 1 At this point, dude. We're good at it.
I'm so sick of seeing him walk into these events when he's 5-foot. How tall is Zelensky?

Speaker 1 I heard he's 5'8 ⁇ . There's no way.

Speaker 1 5'7? There's no, that means he's 5'4 ⁇ . He's probably like 5'3.
Okay. 5'3 ⁇ .
So everybody that says they're fucking, everybody that's 5'8 says they're 6'.

Speaker 1 Everybody that's fucking 5'5'7, or everybody that's 5'4 says they're 5'7. Right.
Like, so he's 5'4.

Speaker 1 So here we go, little man.

Speaker 1 And he behaves like he's got little man's disease. He has a little man's complex for sure.
I mean, look at him, bro. He's he's not even as tall as that lady.
And that lady. She has heels on.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Guaranteed. That lady's not a big lady.
Those are just average-sized dudes there. None of those dudes are 6'7.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't know what this has to do with anything, but like, I guess it would take half of a drone strike, you know, like

Speaker 1 I just can't stand the dude. And then he walks in with his commando outfit on, like, he's fucking badass.
It's like, bro, we've all seen you dance around in lingerie. And stilettos.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You ain't fooling anybody.

Speaker 1 Once you see that, you can't undo it. You definitely cannot unsee it.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I'm walking in with his fucking fake-ass, you know, raspy voice.
It's like, bro, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter how deep your voice is when you're fucking, you know,

Speaker 1 5-4.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 4-8. Doesn't matter, bro.
Everybody else hears, hey, guys.

Speaker 1 Please give me more money. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man, guys, jumping on the conversation. Let us know what you guys got down in the comments, man.
With that being said.

Speaker 1 Final segment of the show. We got thumbs up.
We're dumb as fuck. This is where we're bringing a headline in.
We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options.

Speaker 1 We've been talking about hockey lately.

Speaker 1 I like hockey.

Speaker 1 Hey, I told everybody not to talk shit. You did tell everybody not to talk shit.
You did.

Speaker 1 But yeah, so let's go to hockey. We're a thumbs up.
Our thumbs up. Our dumb as fuck headline reads.
NHL referee goes tumbling to the ice after getting hit in the groin with the puck. This just sucks.

Speaker 1 It sucks, man. Let's dive into this.
NFL, NHL.

Speaker 1 Referee Justin Key was in the wrong place at the wrong time on Sunday afternoon, standing in the line of fire as a puck came at him and hit him directly in the groin near the end of the Western Conference clash between the Vancouver Canucks and the Utah Hockey Club.

Speaker 1 What? What is that?

Speaker 1 Canix? You're faking that. You know what? I'm not, bro.
I'm not fucking Canadian. What is that? Canucks? Yes.
Okay. All right.
Excuse me. I'm not, I mean, shit.
What is that? Like, what is it?

Speaker 1 It's giving a little like feather. Why don't you Google it there?

Speaker 1 Canooks? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is this some racist shit? No.

Speaker 1 It just means like Canadian. Oh, that's what Canook means? Yeah.
Canook.

Speaker 1 Meaning.

Speaker 1 Oh, a Canadian. Okay.
Why don't they just say Canadian? Because there's another team called the Montreal Canadians. Oh.

Speaker 1 That's stupid.

Speaker 1 Bro, you would think they had a better name, too. That's what I'm saying.
They got some scary shit up there in Canada, bro. Like, why don't you get one of these animals or something, you know? Like,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 What do they call it?

Speaker 1 Moose. What do they call it? Moose Knuckles? What is that?

Speaker 1 That'll put some fear in somebody. The Vancouver Moose Knuckles.

Speaker 1 That scared the shit out of me.

Speaker 1 But yeah, man,

Speaker 1 he got hitting the balls, man. Let's check this clip out.

Speaker 1 Is not up.

Speaker 1 Obviously, you see,

Speaker 1 he knows where the head is, but what he doesn't know is that the official is standing right there in the line of fire, and that is

Speaker 1 not something you want to see anyone.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what. He just got a great, great round of applause from the crowd here at Delta Center.

Speaker 1 If he didn't puke, it didn't hit that hard.

Speaker 1 I was thinking, I've never been hitting the balls, bro. Like, like, you know, like, like hard.
You know what I'm saying? Bro, I used to play lacrosse. Uh-huh.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And in lacrosse, I played long stick, which is defense. I bet you made it.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah, right. I played that girth stick too.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So I was out there playing defense, and this fucking guy,

Speaker 1 like an underhanded shot in lacrosse is like a pretty hard shot if someone knows how to do it right.

Speaker 1 I was guarding this kid. He's good too.

Speaker 1 And I was guarding him good. So he's getting pissed off off because he couldn't fucking score.
This kid was like an all-state player.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 so like, dude, so like eventually he gets pissed off because he couldn't fucking score. And he fucking got, somebody passed him the ball.
And then he scooted back like six yards. Like away.

Speaker 1 He went away from me like six yards. What the fuck is this guy doing?

Speaker 1 And he wound up an underhand shot right at my fucking balls, bro. Yeah.
And he hit me in the balls and instantly I fucking puked.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro. And I was like fucked up for like two weeks because yeah, my shit swelled up to the size of like fucking racquet balls.
Like it was. You were black for real.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It fucking turned purple and everything.

Speaker 1 Like it stayed that way. Yeah, I'm like, dude, fucking, but dude.
What a douche move. Well, he's trying to get me out of the fucking way so we can score some goals.

Speaker 1 He went on to score like three goals in the game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it was a good proposition for him. But man.
Did he get a penalty for that? No, that's what happens in lacrosse. You get hit by the ball.
Like, he didn't do anything illegal. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But he definitely did it on purpose. Yeah, fuck.
That sucks. Yeah.
Yeah, I've never been like hitting the balls like that. Well, consider yourself lucky.
Lucky, yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't wish that on my worst hand. I don't think that gave him a full shot in the balls there because we would have seen some puke.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, it looked like it went pretty fast.

Speaker 1 You know. Like those, those pucks, they go pretty fast, don't they? Oh, fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 PC UC curve wood. He knows where the net is.
I mean, I don't think it hit him in the balls, bro. I I think it hit him close to the balls.

Speaker 1 Like, because it looks like, you know, it's a little far down there. Yeah.
He's white. It's true.
You know,

Speaker 1 you know, you got to take that into account. Oh, he's Canooked, right? Yeah, well, that's even...
That's even higher. Yeah.
Up in there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, he probably spilled a little maple syrup, you know.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. You know, he's all right, though.
You know? Yeah. He's all right.
Give it a thumbs up. He survived.
He survived. Walk it off.
Ice it.

Speaker 1 All right, man. Thumbs up on that.
Guys, Andy. That is all I got.
All right, guys. Don't forget, tomorrow night, 7 p.m., Real American Freedom Gear release at realamericanfreedomgear.com.

Speaker 1 Don't be a hoe. Show the show.

Speaker 1 Now my jury box froze. Fuck a boat, fuck a stove.
Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole.
Got a own bank rope. Can't fold, that's a no.
Headshot case clothes, close.