Childhood Bedroom Mall // The Lyrics of Panama [56]

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is number 56.

My name is Jeff with me, as always, Andrew, Gavin, Nick, and Eric.

Gavin really knows what he's talking about when it comes to piss and everybody knows it.

Really?

I wish my bladder was a bit bigger.

What if there was a reverse puberty at like 85, like you became unpubertic?

Like a Benjamin Button situation almost?

Yeah, but you don't like shrink down to a child.

You're just no longer

puberty.

Your voice becomes higher.

Yeah.

You have a higher-pitched voice?

I like it.

I don't see any issue with the reverse puberty.

Are there any other changes?

You just get a

high-pitched voice?

Less hairy.

Well, that happens as you get older, too, typically.

Probably a smaller set of genitals.

Yeah, like as you get older, the balls consistently go further, right?

Maybe they start coming back up.

Maybe they reverse it.

Like you hit maximum droppage and then they swing up.

But like the balls hit the bottom of the yo-yo and then they swing up.

Yeah, yeah, and then

they bounce back.

yeah they start working the same at the same speed but in reverse when you're like 55.

it's

this is a terrible visual but you know how like you'll kids will measure on like a door frame as they get very it's like a reverse ball thing the ball length going up going down so happy you said door frame

well how else would they measure

nothing wall

do you have your childhood walls that you could look at your height on no no me neither My childhood walls are about to get turned into a mall.

Childhood walls.

What store do you think it's going to be?

Oh, man.

I didn't even think about that.

That's the first thing I thought of.

You didn't even think, you didn't even think about like Canadian Foot Walker, it's going to be like where your bedroom was.

Do you think you'd be able to pinpoint it?

Oh, definitely.

I could.

Yeah, without a doubt.

Is it perfectly in line with the other four?

Uh,

oh, man.

Yeah, is this mall in the line?

Uh, but yeah, yeah, it would be.

It would be.

It's an extension of an already existing fake mall.

We have so many fake malls and it's a fake mall.

What does that mean?

Does that mean?

So it's not like they call it a mall, but it's all like exterior stores or like they're in a line, but none of them connect.

I see what you're saying.

It's like an outdoor mallet.

Yeah.

Like a strip mall?

Sort of, yeah, but like larger.

Yeah.

Like South Park Meadows.

It's odd.

Oh, got it.

It's a weird thing.

So, my childhood home is on a street that the mall has slowly been taking over for many years as an extension.

And people have held on in protest because they just want to destroy the street and then extend it to be part of the mall.

But there's only one house left.

And that house

is holding on for now, but I think

it may be selling soon.

So,

ideally, if you could choose what store would be

like.

I think there would be a beautiful irony if there was a lid

over my childhood home.

Just a store of merchandise I could never use.

That would be so funny.

I feel like you deserve to have your old home turned into like a bathtub store.

Oh, okay.

So like a lush type thing or like a bath bomb.

Oh, you went with the bath bomb.

It'd be wild if lush actually sold a bathtub.

Dude, a Lush Tub slowly disintegrates.

Yeah, it just slowly melts.

Oh, we should make a Bath Bomb tub.

Is Lush the ultimate Mother's Day company?

You're like, oh, fuck, I got to get a gift from my mom.

Bath bomb, perfect.

I appreciate that they decided to associate bomb with a pleasure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, what other good bombs are there?

Spice bomb when we go to uh when we go eat dip dip dip.

Money bomb.

Is that a thing?

I think that's a Brad Pitt movie.

Yeah,

you were going to hit me with a money bomb this weekend.

You said you were going to shower me with explosive money.

And I was like, okay.

Gavin, you said you had a realization this morning, and I want to know what that was.

I've been thinking about it for hours.

I discovered the source of my strikes.

You have a source of strikes?

That's also not what I was assuming your realization was.

Yeah.

Nick sends me the link, right?

Right.

Opens the browser, that Google Drive folder.

I then go to my audio folder, drag it, I let go, and it does nothing the first time.

And then if I do it again, it starts uploading.

So it's a click and drag.

Classic click and drag problem.

Do you not do the drag?

I do the drag.

Absolutely.

I'm a big clicker and a big dragger.

No problem here.

Do a lot of dragging myself.

Yeah, me too.

I click and drag in there.

So now that you know that that's the issue, since your revelation, it shouldn't be happening anymore, right?

In theory, and the audience will be pleased to know I

picked me up a couple of strikes at the weekend.

Sure did.

Yeah, we started a Slack channel for Gavin Strikes.

There's no way I'd remember otherwise.

It's like, I need a place to put these.

I'm pretty damn close to overtaking my hot dog count with strikes.

Is that five strikes?

How many did you pick up this weekend?

Two.

I got double whammy.

I got two.

It was an audio and a video.

It's so funny that this is about strikes because I thought it was going to be about like you realizing a communication thing because you annoyed Jeff accidentally and extremely.

I was kidding.

What, you talking about this morning?

Yes.

Because it was part of that video.

You're like, you know what?

I had a realization about this.

So I thought it was about, it's going to be some deeper insight about the miscommunication.

Let me be honest with you.

I was sat there.

Everyone's calling me pedantic and saying I'm a bastard.

I still have no idea what happened.

Why don't you go back to the realization drawing board and try for a little bit longer?

You'll get there.

Well, now we've got to explain it.

I can explain it.

No, we don't.

We don't have to explain it.

It's funnier this way.

No, it isn't.

Because I still don't really know what you are doing at.

The problem with you, Gavin, is that you have a steward and like a whatever in you, you know, where like you're you have a little mischief maker in you.

And there are times when you're not meaning to create mischief, but it feels so obvious that like there's no other option.

And you're just genuinely asking a question.

I was trying to help and I was confused and I need like a, some sort of signal, like a noise or a sound effect that is like a non-rabbit

identifier, like a preface to a sentence.

You need like the reverse of a dog whistle.

Like it's to indicate a genuine, it's not, it's like a human, a human whistle, like a truth whistle, a truth tone.

So here's what happened.

Here's what happened, right?

We're playing.

I'm playing Doom.

Jeff's playing.

Jeff's got the game.

We're all watching.

Jeff says, can someone record the backup i go to that's not what jeff said okay you said your shit your shit might be

said i'm a little worried i'm a little worried about my video capture could somebody record a backup video for me so immediately i'm uh i got obs open and then i realized oh i'm i record the backup quite a lot especially for streams it's usually like a same screen sort of situation i immediately realize i'm not in the game with jeff there's no my perspective to record so then i asked i was just like oh

do you mean mean like record the the discord because we're watching your stream on discord and you said no um like i was an idiot and then i was just sat back thinking i don't know what what does he mean then what am i

and i'm just trying to help i'm just trying to help you record the backup i don't know what you mean and then i said i asked again and you said yes so i was very confused i thought what do you want from me and then i'm being told i'm pedantic if i'd sat there wedging both thumbs into my anus doing nothing i would have got in less trouble than if i was sat up trying to figure out what you meant.

You asked, I know it was rhetorical, but you asked a second ago, what do you want from me?

Yeah.

I want, this is what I wanted.

Oh.

Oh.

Wait, so you're just messing with me the whole time?

No.

Hey, welcome to the podcast.

Okay.

Welcome to the regulation podcast.

Maybe you're

look around,

you know, rummage through the drawers, reads,

learn all.

You're going to have a lot of fun here.

It's great.

It's just, sometimes you have a beautiful thing, Gavin, where you're actually trying so hard to be helpful that it feels like you're fucking with us.

It does.

Well, and that's what it was.

That was weird about it because I was really trying to fight through getting yelled at to still try and help.

Yeah, you're trying to be good.

And then you poured on, and then Jeff was like, Thank you, Andrew.

And I was like, what?

And then Eric was shitting on me.

And then even Nick said I was being a pedantic bastard.

And I just thought, I don't know what's happening.

Everyone was messing with me then.

Yeah.

Usually you have to do that.

I was having fun with my friends.

I was having fun with my friends.

Yeah.

I don't even know where to go with it.

You just keep being you.

It's awesome.

It is awesome.

No, I don't want.

Andrew, help me out here.

Help you out?

You want some help?

What way do you shower?

Oh,

when you have a shower, do you face the shower or do you face the wall?

I face the shower to wash my face and my hair, and then I turn around for the rest of the shower.

Okay.

I don't like water on my face that much, so I get it out of the way.

Gab?

Oh, did you see me?

Sorry.

I got really hot while I was yelling, and now I'm just

90% of the shower is hitting me in the back, and I'm turning around for

select moments.

Interesting.

But mainly it's going down my back and my crack, and then I'm like spinning a few times.

I was talking to someone, and I had never considered having the shower be predominantly on my back, or to wash my hair with my back facing it as opposed to the front.

And they had equally never considered just facing it and having like tilting your head down for it.

So I was curious.

I was interested to see if there was like most people do it one way or the other.

Seems pretty split.

Wait, so you face it?

The whole time.

I feel like when I'm facing the shower, I'm borderline waterboarding myself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I do like head down, hits the top of the head.

Maybe it's a head-size thing.

So it's all like flowing around your face.

See, I feel like

I'm really working the hands.

The hands are working the front real well.

Like I'm getting suds.

They go, it's blood.

I'm blasting the front.

And if the water is mainly dealing with the back, because I'm not scrubbing, you know, the middle of my spine very well.

No.

I feel like it evens out.

Yeah, like I'll do some spins and stuff.

I'll make sure to get all the angles, but I'm predominantly facing that shower.

You'll do some spins?

Yeah, you got to get full body coverage and tilt around and spin and

move around.

You know, you had a shower.

It described it kind of like a ballerina.

I thought that was.

Yeah, you had to do some spins.

We don't know how you shower.

Oh, I'm like Gavin.

I face away most of the time and then

to wash like face

face in the front.

Yeah.

Like, but most of the time, it just too much, too much at play when you're facing the shower.

You do like your dick and under, like your pits and your face, and then everything else is from the back.

Yeah.

You know what?

We should try doing opposite shower next shower.

Oh, I thought you were going to say we should all try taking a shower together.

But yeah, I like your idea.

I like that idea better.

Me too.

Me too.

But you don't hit the shower that much, right?

You're a mainly tub guy?

Still?

Well, no, no.

Like, if I'm, the tub is a pleasure option.

It's not.

If I'm getting clean, I'm going to use it a shower i'm gonna keep the shower in the rotation so let's say how many days a week would you say you bathe versus shower like what's the ratio

i'd say probably

ideal rotation you're you're doing like shower every like two days and then like a bath in between okay i mean that's a lot feels like a lot of water but If we're in an ideal rotation, maximum for me, comfort, mix of cleanliness and and comfort.

We're going like probably once every two days at most three and then bath in between.

Nick, when was the last time you took a bath?

Last night to cool down.

Really?

Is that

true?

Yeah.

I felt really bad last night.

Wait, after the dogs?

You're probably a full squint getting into the tub.

But then you came back from it.

I wasn't even going to get into this.

This is a totally different thing.

But you came back when we were uh we broke for lunch and then came back.

And then you asked Gavin if he's like doing okay because you're not.

I haven't, I hadn't eaten anything yet today.

When we recorded until like what two or so, yeah, uh, 2:30.

And I was like, I'll just eat a little something because I'm hungry, but oh, tummy's kind of feeling.

And so, I just had some oatmeal with like a little bit of peanut butter in it, just natural peanut butter, uh, with no salt or sugar.

And uh, I ate it, and then I was just sitting there like, ah,

what

I'm really hot.

I'm really hot right now.

Wait,

you were like Godzilla roaring?

Yeah, dude.

Last night I was Godzilla Roaring.

I woke up at like 1.30 in the morning and was like, I just want to die.

And the noises equate to what, stomach pain?

Yeah, stomach pain, a lot of stomach pain, but also like just general hotness.

I thought I might be having a heat stroke, even though I was in my air-conditioned house.

You just have a legit elevated temperature.

I guess so.

I had PDA light and stuff, and I cooled down.

Oh my God, I kind of wandered back and forth between

the bathroom and

my room and then the main bathroom.

I was just like, it's cooler in this one.

Now it's cooler in that one.

Now it's cooler in this one.

Just trying to figure out if I had to go to the bathroom or not.

And I couldn't.

It's like when you burn your finger and you can't get it to feel cold and you keep having to go into the cold tap.

But also, I had like heartburn at the same time.

So it was like, all right here.

I feel like the poison shook off me last night but i felt i felt like godzilla raw and i felt puky and i and i was debating whether i was gonna have a papless sleep because i felt so puky but eventually it oh god

i do feel like just uncomfortable and shitty and hot today puking in the pap would be so bad

i think i over sodiumed myself or something because i just felt so salty and i sat on the i have a i have a couch that's leather so i was like oh it's cool it's cool on my back and then i heard archie stir he started crying in the night and he he was having a bad dream.

And I was like, oh, fuck, I'm going to die.

And I'm going to die in his room.

Like, and

I went and I laid down on the floor next to him.

And I was like, oh, it's okay, bud.

Don't worry about it.

Laid right down on a bunch of fucking Hot Wheels cars.

Had a great night.

What the hell?

Feeling like shit.

Hot as fuck.

Tummy hurts.

He's sick.

Eric.

How are you?

How are you doing today, Eric?

I'm fine.

I'm totally fine.

I have great too.

I had like a couple of beers with like the dogs or whatever.

So it was like, I woke up feeling like a little like meh, like in my mouth, but everything.

I'm, I'm fine.

You brush your teeth and you're good.

I'm, I'm fine.

Man, I feel like we really must have played some kind of hot dog Russian roulette because

I walked away A-O-K and you got

when you said beers with the dogs, I imagine you and a pack of dogs is drinking away.

My association was not immediate hot dogs and beers.

What kind of dog is the best dog to drink beer with?

Oh, I feel like a bulldog is such a great drinking dog, but maybe I'm influenced by barks.

I feel like St.

Bernard's, but you, I guess you drink whiskey with them, maybe, but they seem like a good beer drinking dog, too.

What kind of dog was a Lassie dog?

A border college?

Collie.

Yeah.

Dude, bev it up with one of them.

I think it's a Chihuahua.

One of those like...

The ones where you go to your friend's house and it's like their mom's dog and it's just sort of like

not super like great looking, but it looks good enough.

And it's you're just like, this dog's old and kind of like fucked up, and that's pretty cool.

Chihuahua's gonna get you to a bar fight.

What you're gonna drink too much, and then you're gonna instigate with somebody in the bar, and you're gonna end up in a fight.

Chihuahua's a kind of dog that uh lets its mouth write a check that its owner can't cash.

This is my kind of drinking dog.

That dog can't hold its booze.

Senior Chihuahua, I think, is my kind of drinking dog.

It's got little rat claws.

When you would have pain, did you ever visualize it internally as like a specific thing?

Like Hatnick's talking about going Godzilla.

Godzilla mode inside.

When I was a kid and I would have pain, like internal pain.

In my head, I would always visualize that that area, there was like a door that

like guards were trying to break into.

So like my stomach hurt, I had like a stomach door and the bad guys were trying to break through the stomach door and that's what the pain was.

Oh, interesting.

I used to visualize it.

I used to visualize like a heart

in each, like if I had an earache, it was like someone was squeezing my tiny ear heart.

Oh, yeah,

your little ear heart.

Yeah.

It's like gripping it and ripping it.

So would you see a little ear heart in your mind?

No, I would just visualize it being squeezed when my ear hurt.

I used to get like ear infections as a kid.

Andrew, is that picture kind of like what you picture?

A little bit

less cartoony.

Okay.

But yeah, more technology.

Like more like realistic is what you're saying.

In my head, it was always like a medieval door for some reason.

Oh, it was like an old cassette.

Hold the door.

Hold the door.

Yeah.

I was trying to find the image right now.

Nick said that he has link Health Hearts in mind.

I recently, I haven't watched Game of Thrones in such a long time.

And I recently watched a clip of it.

And it occurred to me that I didn't have this thought at all while watching it, that White Walkers just look like they were all AI generated.

Like they have a style to them.

That like all of it looks like shit now in a way that it didn't.

Like every time I see, I'll post a photo as an example.

This just looks like AI.

this looks like an ai made thing oh yeah i thought it looked like back then like it looked terrible maybe ai is just a real big fan of game of thrones and it lifted its style it could be they've sourced it all from game of thrones like this looks bad i don't know another way to put it like game of thrones and like that last season or like the last two where it was doing that stuff was like this looks terrible while watching it i didn't notice it but now when i see it it's just they look like the same it looks very ai to me yeah what a terrifying seven-year enemy that turned out to be no big fucking deal.

Yeah, that's a very wet dick of an ending for that character.

God damn.

I think now, looking back, Hold the Door is the best moment of the entire show.

Oh, interesting.

Yeah.

It's just quite a payoff.

It is.

But I guess it's like a mystery that I never cared about, but it is a good payoff.

Yeah, I think that's why I liked it, though.

It caught me off guard, and I was like, oh, if you think about the logistics of that, he like time sniped that guy.

Yeah.

So sad.

Yeah, they did.

So sad.

Yeah, it's all tragic.

I like that we're playing future baseball and people can't get time sniped.

Yeah.

Let's not time snipe any strikes.

I haven't been really invested in a show in a long time.

I'd love to have like a seven-season show that I care about.

I just keep hearing people talk about and or.

Oh, I couldn't care less.

Maybe it'll be the 2018 version of Charmed.

Oh, God, we have to watch Charmed.

Yeah, we have to do that.

We have to watch six episodes.

Have you ever seen five people lose that much enthusiasm for a good idea that quickly?

I still have enthusiasm for it.

Just Jeff went away right after we did it.

So just like it went in the background.

Ready to get to it.

Yeah.

Put it on the calendar.

We do.

I don't even know what charmed is about.

They're witches,

witch sisters that do witch things.

You're gonna learn.

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Hey, speaking of,

what's a number between 1 and 950?

5.

75.

Well, hold on.

Let me try it.

All right.

It's not going to be 5, 75.

Why wouldn't it be 5?

Yeah, why not?

I don't want to ask a question about the index.

How many...

How many flag?

How many...

Should have gone to

the shop.

Trying to figure out how to ask this.

Just go to the index.

index.

I don't know, man.

How many ships are registered, have a flag registration in Panama as of 2022?

What?

How many ships, how many ships, seafaring ships, are registered in Panama?

Now, I want to be very clear.

You know the answer to this question, right?

We're not going to all speculate on.

I'm looking at it.

Okay.

I'm looking at my, I'm doing my whole dominack.

9,200.

Okay.

Eric says 9,200.

How many ships were registered in Panama?

Okay.

You know, you register your ship in different countries based on what laws you're trying to skirt.

Okay.

A lot of ships are registered in the Bahamas, for instance.

Really?

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

That's wild.

The city or the country?

Panama feels like a 70s rock band.

Not Panama City, Panama Country.

With the canal, the big canal.

Panama is a Van Halen song.

Yeah, that's a Van Halen song, Midro.

Panama.

And it's a, what is it, a mana planet canal Panama?

I would guess it's the same forward as backwards.

4,500.

Oh, 4,500.

Eric said 9,200.

And Nick and the other one, Andrew.

6,000.

Okay.

I'll do 7,000.

8,025.

Oh.

Whoa.

So I guess Nick gets yeah, Nick, Nick wins.

Oh, wow,

we were pretty close.

Yeah, you guys weren't bad.

For bonus round,

what percent of the total number of ships in the world is that?

One second.

Wait.

Timeout.

There is actually a song called Panama by Van Halen.

That's what they've been saying.

You were just singing it.

I was doing a joke.

I didn't know that.

Song Panama.

I thought they said like the Panama.

Panama.

That's Panama.

You've heard the song Panama.

You're singing.

It's the Panama.

I just Googled it.

That's crazy.

That's the tune of Panama.

You sang Panama.

Yeah, I didn't know I was singing Panama.

I was trying to make a joke that it sounded like the song, but it was.

Okay.

Is that the first time someone learned the lyrics through their own brain?

That was completely an internal discovery.

Yeah, I really, I didn't know.

I thought it was like

sorry, boats?

I don't even know now.

Nick, you you won a vinyl.

Congratulations.

I'll give that video.

Nick won a vinyl.

Yeah, we're back in our vinyl.

Dude, we're doing that great.

Why not?

Can we get a stereo and a record player and some speakers at the studio so we can listen to these vinyls together?

I would hope so.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, I'm going to, as the robot, do some DJing.

What?

Like, skip your tires in the record?

Yeah.

That's a great idea.

Let's pick a terrible record that nobody cares about, so it doesn't matter that I'm damaging it by.

Yep.

I got a little ramp.

Oh, that's a fun game, Jeff.

Boats.

Boats.

Boats.

Do you ever...

When was the last time you had like a childhood show that you forgot about like pop back up?

I just remembered Theodore the tugboat

Thinking of boats and it brought back so many memories

There was a boat show I used to watch when I was four.

It was like knock off Thomas the tank engine.

It is exactly like Thomas the tank engine, but a boat has a great theme song, is what I learned.

It was a panama.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Tug boat.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

You know, it happened to me recently.

I was, I don't know, looking at TikTok or something, and I saw a trailer or a little clip from a show called Today's Special that I used to watch all the time when I was a kid, and I had no memory of it until I saw the image.

Today's Special.

It's a Canadian show, actually.

I didn't

ran from 81 to 87.

And I just really loved the puppet who has the hat on, like the little old man puppet.

Oh,

yeah, over the shoulder.

Yeah.

That's a great puppet.

That guy's got character.

Yeah, he does.

That dog looks like he drinks with that man in a bar.

That's the most, you just sent the most British-looking thing.

Yeah, mine was Button Moon.

Button Moon.

What the fuck is that?

Button Moon and Mr.

Spoon?

Ah, phenomenal.

Button Moon and Mr.

Spoon?

Yeah, they're all like little kitchen utensil people with with like bottles and shit and the rocket was a baked beans tin

anytime you share like childhood entertainment that you enjoyed it explained so much about you you're such a button moon guy I'm always a huge button moon guy maybe you'd like the theme tune maybe I could

love it

Tattooed teenage alien fighters from Beverly Hills.

It was a knockoff shitty like USA Power Ranger show.

And I'd watch it, and I just go, I kind of get what's happening here.

Like, I get what this is trying to be or trying to do, but I'm like, I guess I'll watch it.

Like, I'm invested.

And man, it is.

It looks like dollars store Mortal Kombat.

Big time.

It's bad.

The dude in the bottom right in the black pleather shorts, that is quite an outfit.

And he's

grabbing with a pugil stick.

Yeah.

And it looks like everybody huffed silver paint.

It does.

Dude, dude, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

It fucking does.

It really, really does.

It looks like a lot of the kids that dropped out of my high school.

They look like dropped out of Morton Joe's crew.

Yes, they're thinking the same thing.

Oh, Eureka's Castle was awesome.

Just posted Eureka's Castle.

Isn't that an RL Stein show?

Yeah.

It was crazy.

Yeah, that's scary at all, though.

Oh, here's Button Moon.

Button Moon, I want to just hear a moment.

Okay, yeah, this is great.

That's the episode.

Hey, Nick, you should make your kid watch that and see if it holds his attention longer than three seconds.

That is such a great.

I mean, I don't want to put Nick's kid in the content like as an outsider, but the premise of us picking what we think were banger childhood shows and seeing Nick's kid grade them is very funny

Do you think he would like this guy from the great space coaster?

That's another one.

Oh my god, I don't know if I like that guy or I'm terrified.

It's like a a clown almost he has a red nose a rainbow shirt and he's very large Hollow eyes.

Look at this fucking elephant though.

Doesn't that look like the stuff we did at Space Gavin?

At Meow Wolf Gavin?

Yeah, it does.

Like the ears and all the different sound movements.

yeah wow yeah that clown looks like if an animal dressed as a human it would kind of look like that yeah yeah he looks like he's got a knife i think it does

he would definitely be stopped at tsa yeah oh yeah yeah they're checking his phone they want to look at his social media He has a bomb strapped to his heart rate monitor at all times.

So if he goes, everyone else is going around him.

You know what else about that clown, though?

I guarantee you he uses a CPAP.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He has to.

He has to.

He doesn't have a choice.

Yeah.

And the magician conjures it up so it doesn't really work too well.

Like

this whole thing, this whole, it's made out of like wishes and dreams.

So it's like really fucking him up at night.

Made from wishes and dreams.

Jeff, Teddy Ruxpin, Teddy Ruxpin, was that like a thing?

You were like too old for that or no?

I was too old for Teddy Ruxpin, but not, but I wasn't like that.

I wasn't so old I wasn't like very aware of it.

Right.

I mean, it was like a big, it was like a big thing.

So

he came out in, let me see, Teddy Ruxbin came out in 19,

probably the mid-80s, I would think.

86, I guess, 85, 86.

I was 10, 11 that year.

Probably just a bit too old.

If I'd have been like three years younger, I'd have probably been right up his ass.

Yeah.

I don't know about, I don't know if that's the way you want to describe Teddy Ruxman, but yeah, man, that's cool.

That's, I don't, yeah.

It was the 80s were different.

They sure were.

I know you keep showing us a bunch of different fucking 80s stuff, and I don't want to watch it.

At least I didn't make you watch losing it.

Oh, fuck.

Please no.

It's so bad.

Gavin, did you guys have Teddy Ruxpin in England, or was his name like, they have like a different name?

Ruxy Spin Spin.

Or is it like a totally foreign thing to you?

Yeah, it might have been like Ruxy Buxy, or I don't know.

Let me know.

Does that look like Ruxy Buxy?

That's him.

Ruxy Buxy.

It's Reginald Buxton.

Yeah.

Theodore Buxton.

I felt

so sort of exciting news.

Shaen,

pencil judge extraordinaire, survivor contestant, has joined our community Discord,

which was very exciting.

That is insane to me.

Yeah, it's crazy.

And he posted the sweetest message when he joined, just like thanking all the regulation listeners and comment leavers and whatnot for support.

And it was like this exciting moment.

And people are like, whoa, this gene's here.

That's crazy.

That's awesome.

And then, like, the fourth reply was Mark the Frog complaining about having to use body wash of shampoo.

And I felt so bad.

God, he's the fucking best.

He's just like

in his own world,

doesn't have any concept of anything that's happening.

I love him so much.

I love you so much.

He is a unique human being for sure.

Have you met him, Jeff?

In person?

Yeah.

Well, that was

no,

he was saying he was, I was trying to throw away baseball cards and he was like, I'm going to drive up and get them.

And I was like, if you want to drive all the way up from Florida, you can have them.

But I don't think he's actually going to do it.

He calculated the gas and it was going to be over $1,000 in gas.

Holy shit.

Maybe not worth it.

That's not worth it for some cards.

Not for these cards for sure.

Do you ever think about the turkey you left in that fridge?

I still think about it.

The hotel fridge.

I'd be lying if I said no.

What happened to it?

It's like one of our great mysteries.

We'll never know, but here's what bugs me about it.

It smelled so good and it looked so amazing.

And then I ordered another one, you know, like a month later for Christmas and it just wasn't great.

It wasn't anywhere near that I remember.

And I feel like the first turkey was, though.

Yeah, you lost the hot dog roulette with the turkeys.

Yeah.

I feel like I lost hot dog roulette on the turkeys.

And I feel like the vibe of the first turkey was fucking aces.

And I, uh, and then this kind of tainted.

Like now, I don't necessarily want to go and pay like 70 bucks to, you know, have another turkey shipped to me

on dry ice or whatever, because I already did it twice and I didn't really enjoy the one that I had.

But damn it, I just, it breaks my heart.

Is that the number one item for heartbreak that you've ever misplaced or like lost?

Could not retrieve again?

Uh,

no,

no.

Back when I was drinking, I gave somebody all of my baseball cards and comic books and I don't remember who.

Oh, gosh.

That's awful.

I remember doing it.

I remember going into the back house and digging them out of a pile of crap and being like, your kid can have these if they want them.

They'll never be worth anything.

I don't want them.

I'll never use use them and uh and i just i cannot for the life of me remember who that human being was but i gave them thousands and thousands and looking back on it now i so desperately wanted them when i started collecting again and uh i really regret that i really regret giving up my entire childhood uh because i think i was i was probably really drunk i like that that's the version of person you become when you're drunk though you're just generous yeah no i guess so that's that's a tough situation because even if you knew who it was you it's still not easy to get them back no and I wouldn't.

I wouldn't try to get him back, but I might check in with that person and be like, hey, you remember like 10 years ago when I gave you all that?

Did your kid like it?

Would he appreciate it?

You know, I never heard back, you know?

I hope that was a good gift, you know?

I feel like it almost is, in a way, an advantage that you don't know.

It's probably better.

I see some 17-year-old kid driving around in a fucking brand new car that he bought off all my old baseball cars.

What do you estimate the value of them was?

You know, I don't know.

I would love to go back and look because there's stuff that wasn't valuable then that is now and stuff that was valuable then that isn't valuable now.

And so I really don't know what I had.

Do you have any pictures of them?

No.

A couple thousand

on the low end and who knows?

Like

some of my 80s football cards were worth a lot.

Like I had Jerry Rice rookie back in the day.

That's a lot of money now.

But yeah, I don't know.

I just, I really don't,

I don't, I stopped collecting at 17 and I hadn't looked at them since I was 17.

So what about you, Kevin?

Have you ever misplaced anything valuable to you?

Yeah.

I

it's all it's game consoles.

Like, I really wish I had my childhood Super Nintendo.

I had that chrome, that chrome-skinned original Xbox that I don't know where it is.

I just, I think my parents just gave them away.

Or like gave them to friends and stuff.

And I could just buy the same thing, but it's just like, ah, this is not the same.

This wasn't what got me into gaming as a little four-year-old.

Little Chrome Xbox.

Well, that was a little bit later, but the Super Nintendo.

Yeah, I know.

I just, I like the idea of it being Chrome being like, fine.

You know what?

I don't think I would have been an Xbox guy, but then they chromed it.

Holy shit.

I just remember spending a lot of time with the hairdryer and that sticker to get it just right.

No air bubbles.

I had a kind of a similar thing where back in the old, old, old days, Gus and I used to go to garage sales all the time.

We used to make content out of it for drunk gamers.

And the the thing that we were really doing was trying to buy video games right and old game consoles because you know that's what we're into and so we had so much success and i had about 13 or 14 old consoles like a turbo graphic 16 a bunch of a bunch of fun old stuff sega saturn sega cd and that we had collected over the years and i didn't have anywhere to put them so i put them up in the attic in the first house that i owned when we lived there together.

And then after I sold the house and moved, I realized about like two weeks after I'd moved, I never cleaned out the attic.

I have all those consoles up there.

And I thought,

I'm definitely not going to go bug the new owner to crawl up there and get them.

So I guess I don't collect consoles anymore.

And I haven't since.

I was like, if I don't want it badly enough to go do that, go have that inconvenience.

I guess I just don't want that shit anymore.

And I should stop buying it.

So I did.

That's kind of heisted.

Like Andrew with the Chinese food menus.

Yep.

Sneak in, get your stuff.

Bit harder when it's on the inside, though.

Yeah, yeah.

But technically, that would just be trespass, right?

Or breaking anything.

It wouldn't be actual burglary.

Well, I sold the house to her and everything in it.

So, like, if I wouldn't have started pulling out the oven, that wouldn't be cool either.

Like, oh, I decided after the fact I wanted this oven.

I think

the lady owned them at that point.

I have an exciting thing to reveal relating to our movie league.

I teased it in the past that we have a trophy.

for first place.

I currently have

a relic, a symbol, a victory.

There are many things we could have went with.

I think this, there's no greater than this.

I currently have it in my possession.

The trophy of our movie league is none other than a rare collectible

sealed copy of VHS Mouse Hunt.

9.4 graded, A

seal quality.

Phenomenal.

And that's gorgeous.

It's beautiful.

We have a little bit of a history with the film because I was the past winner.

I'm currently holding it, but whoever wins gets the mouse hunt.

And that one didn't get stolen from your doorstep.

It didn't.

No.

That one made it.

That's great.

Thank heaven.

It was.

That is so cool.

Yeah.

It's got the picture of them in the mouse traps on the back.

Lee Evans has it on his lip.

Amazing.

I think it's the only one out there.

I don't think there are any other graded mouse hunts on VHS.

Wow, one of one.

One of one.

And speaking of the movie league, I've already had my first disappointment.

I thought I had the steal of the fucking draft with fight or flight, and it made two million dollars total.

I never saw it advertised once.

Yeah, I don't think it was really.

I thought it was,

I got sucked in.

I think I thought the premise was so fun.

It's already out of theaters, I think.

It's not tracking.

i realized it was in trouble when it opened in like eighth place and clown in a cornfield opened on the same weekend and was in sixth and worse than clown in a cornfield which i'm so sick of by the way I was so convinced that I owned it, that the algorithm also thought I owned it.

So I keep getting ads for it.

I'm getting push notifications that I should go see Clown in a Cornfield.

I should go buy tickets.

It's so annoying.

Do you know who directed clown in a cornfield i found out later who he like craig oh tucker and dale guy right yeah but he's a nepo baby do you know who his mother is craig craig it's not not saying last name nope okay uh no sally field whoa

weird yeah sally field's son made uh clown in a cornfield yep what could have been damiel craig's son Could have been Daniel Craig's son.

Yeah.

They should do a DNA test.

Maybe find a check to eternity.

I like the idea of like 23 and me, but just for nepotism in Hollywood.

You can see all of the celebrities you're kind of related to.

Just like a big branching line of Nepo.

I'm

2% Coppola.

This is great.

Oh, man.

Speaking of films, I was looking at the AFI.

That's like the definitive list, right?

The AFI list of the top 100 films of all time recently, just out out of curiosity to see how many I had never seen, like how many I didn't recognize.

And that got me thinking.

I know we have a lot of movies to watch and a lot of TV shows and a lot of watch-along stuff.

I'm not trying to add onto it.

But I wonder if we all marked off every movie we've seen on the list and overlaid the list together, how many movies are

collectively none of us have seen.

Oh, that's interesting.

Like, how many movies are on the 100 list that none of us have seen?

It could be a lot because there was a bunch of movies I'd never heard of on there but it might be very a very small list i don't know cosmopolis isn't on the list right not that i'm aware of okay good

uh there there's a list you can mark off the ones that you've seen and then download a pdf with that link that i just oh that's great

oh great amazing yeah i'll look i'll look this is from the the one that we're looking at is AFI's 100 Years, 100 Movies 10th Anniversary Edition, though, which is older.

And I wonder if maybe there's a more recent one.

I mean, that seems like it might be it.

So, but it's like, you know, I've never seen

a lot of these.

I haven't seen.

Oh, God, I'm trying to look at one.

Actually, I've seen all these.

I've never seen The General.

1926.

Wow.

I've never seen Sullivan's Travels.

I've never seen Duck Soup.

I know what it is, but I've never seen it.

I've never seen the 1975 film Nashville.

I feel like, I don't feel like Cabaret needs to be on this list.

Number 99 is Toy Story.

I've seen it.

I've seen that.

Yeah, no, I know I think.

Gavin and I have both seen that one, so you can move on.

Okay, cool.

I just won't bother with it then.

Oh,

let's mark the list, right?

No, that'd be boring for the audience.

Never mind.

We'll do it.

Yes, it would be fun for us and boring for the audience.

Yeah, we don't want to do that.

No.

I

saw really, Cosmopolis is the Francis Ford Coppola movie, right?

And that's his most recent one.

Megalopolis.

Megalopolopalopolis.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess he doesn't want people to see that outside of a theater.

Like he's very strict about that.

So you can't get it on VOD like at all.

There's no like physical copies of it.

He's only doing screenings that he's like personally doing.

And the other way to currently watch it is I guess they had a deal with American Airlines for playing it on flights.

So those are the only two ways in which you can currently watch it is either a screening hosted by him or on American Airlines.

airlines yeah on on your phone on a two and a half hour flight to denver yeah absolutely it was great yeah like what's the reasoning for theaters only like he doesn't want tiny screens and then he wants it on a plane yeah i guess i don't know if it was like a distributor deal yeah if if i had to guess it was probably they financed some portion of it through him whatever there was some deal so they get the first crack at it and so there was some time thing where he had to put it on there but i think that there's like mixed media stuff in this movie i haven't seen it but i think there's like a section of the movie where somebody comes and like acts something out in like in front of the people and i think that's important to him yeah and the flight attendants have to do it now yeah yeah you have to sync it up so they only have to do it once though i uh i've heard nothing good about that film i really want to see it Well, it was in the theater for a while.

Yeah, I just, I didn't.

I really want to see it in a way that Francis Ford Coppola doesn't want me to.

Completely self-funded, too, right?

Like, didn't he spend 300 million of his own money?

He spent so much of his own money.

I think he sold like an Italian winery he owned to fund it.

Like, it's whoa, it's always the first thing to go

sell off the vineyards.

Oh, he was gonna sell two, but he forgot one.

He's like, where is it?

I don't remember.

I don't remember where it is.

I need my deed.

Isn't that how Johnny Depp got into financial trouble?

Is that he had too many vineyards?

That's he was spending, I feel like I remember from that divorce case.

He was spending like $20,000 a month on wine just to drink.

Oh, that's that's bad.

Like, I'm looking, I'm crunching the numbers.

That's a little high.

I like Gavin's idea more.

Let's just say that that's what happened.

He had a really bad habit of getting drunk and then buying the vineyard that he was at or just having too many.

Delicious.

I'll take it.

No, no, no.

i just couldn't imagine being so wealthy that you owned so many vineyards you didn't realize i was i was wrong i'm sorry johnny depp spent thirty thousand dollars a month on liquor expenses but his wine bill surged by 433 by the end of his marriage god damn yeah

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I have a one-question toilet quiz if anyone's interested.

Please.

I'm in.

It's based on a picture that I think I saw this on Reddit and I just thought it was fascinating.

Have you ever seen a toilet with that?

Let me look at it.

Let me zoom in.

What is that?

So it looks like...

Boy, I hope that's from a hand.

Is that rust?

What is that?

It's just an area of wear that appears on a lot of pork toilets.

It's just what like the enamel wore away or the paint.

Yeah, the paint has worn down in a very specific area.

Is it the hand picking up and dropping it or is it somebody's ball?

Dude, I hope it's somebody's hand reaching between their legs to wipe their ass and not a cock and ball slapping the same

spot.

Yeah, it turns out it's not the residue from multiple cock and balls spirit cassette.

Apparently,

it's from women's rings.

Oh,

here's another here's another thing about that toilet that I find odd.

Where's the rest of the toilet?

It's on some of the things.

Yeah, tell them, Jeff.

Hell yeah.

It's just a toilet seat on stairs.

an you try to use that.

What do you mean?

That's you try to use that.

That's an instant mess.

Don't pee in that toilet.

Use the toilet right there, right now.

Where maybe it's like a portable seat to use the bathroom anywhere you need.

Yeah.

Oh, you bring it along with you.

Yeah.

You take a shit right there on the stairs.

It's like it makes you taller.

It's like one of those stadium chairs you take to a little league game when you get an academy.

Oh, yeah.

Yep.

Yep.

I only

assumed it was women.

Men don't wipe from the front, right?

No.

I don't.

No.

No.

You'd be wiping up towards your balls.

No.

Just getting down there wiping my balls.

I looked at that and I thought, I don't think I've ever put my hand down the front.

No.

Yeah.

There's no room with all your business up there.

Yeah, dude.

Honestly, we got a shower the other way and we got to try wiping like this.

we got to change gavin's a back shower front wiper i'm just worried if i was going underneath like that and i'm trying to get to the anus i'm gonna have like knuckles in the water

knuckles in the water is that a song did van halen sing that

am i good yeah you're fine yeah man you're okay it was called running with the devil

Yeah, I guess rings a day.

Yeah.

I think rings are super dirty, aren't they?

Isn't that a thing where like you don't realize how dirty it is?

Like, phones.

I don't think that's dirt, I think that's wear.

No, I know, but it's still been scraping a toilet, public toilet seat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, so the ring is dirty with the paint from the toilet seat.

You probably have some toilet enamel.

Once again, where is the where'd you take this photo?

I didn't take it, it's on reddit.

It's on Reddit.

Oh, okay.

That's why I don't just have a toilet seat on a bed.

He went into a women's bathroom, he took a toilet seat off, he put it on his stairs, he sent you the photo.

What's the problem?

You know what you could do?

You could put a mirror behind that and you could shave in it.

Oh, that's true.

Shaving in a toilet reflection.

Yeah.

My outdoor mirror, by the way, is completely useless now.

Something happens

over the winter.

It's just all fogged up.

I can't even see myself.

Really?

What are you going to do?

Break another mirror, baby.

Shave in the dark.

You have to shave inside like a normal person.

That's crazy.

Maybe I can only shave on FaceTime.

You could

go over to Chris's house and shave in the shed with him.

I would do that.

Okay.

never mind.

Oh, shit.

The shaving shed's on fire.

Somebody called 911.

It smells like fucking burnt hair.

It instantly caught ablaze due to all the beard trimmings for multiple shaves.

Oh, I told you where all the hair ended up, didn't I?

I don't remember.

The birds took it, right?

Yeah, it's in my gutters.

Stuffed my gutters with my own hair.

Really teach you.

It's keeping the birds nice and warm, though, and the squirrels.

Oh, man.

Your gutters look like if you wore a V-neck t-shirt.

There's all the hair sticking out the top.

Yeah, it's like my roof's chest.

Have there been any...

As you buy...

You're in the card game, Jeff.

Are there any other collectibles you're into at the moment beyond cards?

Yeah.

What am I into besides cards right now?

What have I been buying?

I know I've been buying something.

I'm curious if you would.

So the Canucks are changing all of the seating in the arena.

Okay.

They're also penny pinching, but thankfully this is going to charity.

But they're offering season ticket holders the ability to buy their old seat for $50.

Would you buy a shitty stadium seat?

What?

$50?

For $50?

It's practically free.

100% I would.

If I was a season ticket holder and my seat was going on sale and it was 50 bucks, I would buy it no hesitation.

I'd buy it for 500 bucks, probably.

If it was my season ticket seat, probably will be that with shipping.

I guess baseballs and baseball bats I'm kind of into right now.

But fucking all of our wives sure collect stuff these days.

The boo-boos?

They're in the bottom of the boat.

The boo-boo.

Holy shit.

What is going on?

I didn't get that one at all.

Dude, it's like sometimes the fucking the bat phone will ring and then suddenly Emily will be like, I've got to go right now.

And she's just out the door with one sandal on and a purse and shit spilling out of it.

And she comes back two hours later with fucking three pink stuffed animals.

This is the saddest collectible thing I've seen of also the Canucks.

Once again, trying to make money however they can.

Player-worn shoes.

50 bucks.

Oh, photo specialty shoes.

Just

old shoes that players have used and don't want anymore in a bucket how can you sell used shoes but you could like here's the thing if there was presentation to this like they were in a box and it's signed by the player or whatever that's that could be some kind of faux collector's item that's a bucket of shoes that's a bucket of shoes Like, I think we have from the break show an autographed John Stark's like,

like, New York Knicks shoe, but the presentation is totally different.

Yes.

It's also not clear what player owns what shoe.

Like you could

exactly.

Like it's just a disaster.

It's clearly the equipment manager was going to throw all these away and somebody's like, we could try to sell these $50.

Somebody's like, that's $300 worth of the shoes right there.

You got to go by smell and shoe size, I guess, to figure out who they belong to.

Yeah, usually when you buy stuff like that, it's not like you're rummaging for the other one through

the rest of the things.

Oh, yeah.

Like if there's one, do they sell them in pairs i wonder like are they tied i have no idea but 50 having to pay a hundred dollars if it's like 50 per shoe would you say they're tools of the trade no

because they don't play in them

they don't play in a towel either no but they use it during the game oh okay at no point in the activity of the sport are they using shoes although that would be a great rule that could be a sports improvement instead of like a power play being one person has to go out and sit in the box the team has to wear running shoes for two minutes they have to take the skates off and put on normal shoes

that would be fun that would be a funny thing you could hit like halfway through the game uh if somebody like i don't know hits a home run through a uh a certain hole or you score a goal in a certain way in hockey everybody the teams just have to swap shoes

You just have to play like in the other first baseman's shoes and he has to play in yours.

That would be crazy.

I don't think I would ever want to wear a used pair of shoes.

Every pair of shoes you wear is a used pair of shoes.

That's a good point.

Didn't you get because you got hand-me-down clothes?

Did you not get hand-me-down shoes?

Can we let's correct the verbiage here?

He didn't get hand-me-down anything, he got hand-me-up clothes.

Yeah, hand-me-up brothers, my younger brothers' stuff they didn't want.

Do you ever get hand-me-up shoes?

No, I don't think I've got the shoes are are considered like...

They're no different than clothes.

They're a bit Ming in those shoes, aren't they?

Yeah, they can be.

That's for sure.

But I feel like if it's within the family, it's the family Ming.

So it's okay.

Family Ming is Ming, though, isn't it?

It is, but it's okay to live in the family Ming.

Yeah, but only my Ming is acceptable to me.

You're specific to your Ming?

Do you think that your Ming is better than other Mings, or is it just specific?

Like, you're only comfortable in the Mingage of you?

I just think I can manage my own Mingage

pretty well.

Whose Ming would you be more okay with?

Your brother's or Dan's?

Brother?

Yeah.

Good choice, by the way.

I don't think Minage apply.

Mingage.

Maybe that's better.

How many of those shoes did you buy, by the way, Andrew?

Zero, but I'd buy them all if I could.

Send them to Nick.

No, he's the anti-shoe guy.

Why would I do that?

That's like shoes are his kryptonite.

Dude, we had Nick screaming, Nick loves MILFs the other day.

We were doing a 100% E-live stream.

It was fucking crazy.

Yeah.

Oh, is the MILFs leaked over?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's just trying to get away from feet, so he's screaming about how he loves MILFs.

I wonder if MILFfeet.com is available.

Go home.

I'm not going to Google it.

Go nuts.

Wouldn't it be filthy?

Oh, it's taken by GoDaddy.

Oh, no, yeah.

Sorry, it's unavailable.

Now, are you saying MILF feet?

M-I-L-F-F-E-E-T.

You got to do one F.

Like Milfeet?

Yeah.

Milfeet.

What about MILF E-A-T?

It's a different thing, I think.

That's different.

Sorry, MILFEET is unavailable as well.

Sorry, Nick.

I think Mini.

Let me get you Milffeet.store.

Milfeet.feet.

Oh, no.

I wouldn't be bothered by Mingaj in the feet.

What do you mean?

I would.

Doesn't bother me.

Yeah, but

my feet are never clean.

I don't think feet are ever clean.

But you can get athlete's foot from somebody else.

That's, you know what?

Great point.

I'm immediately on your side.

Funk real quick.

You're right.

Yeah.

You don't want that.

Yeah.

That's a fair point.

Why aren't your feet feet ever clean?

Well, I mean, they are clean, but you know what I mean?

Like, I feel like they're always dirty.

They're walking around.

Yeah, but you're touching.

Are you barefoot?

Oh, yeah, all the time.

Oh,

that's your problem.

I don't like socks.

They're the pants of the foot.

Yeah.

They are.

They're restrictive.

Need to let them breathe, as Nick says.

He likes to spread his toes out.

I do.

You're breathing through dirt, though, if you're barefoot.

I'm breathing through dirt.

Nick, is this a

conversation getting you all hot and bothered?

Or is that just the food?

No, that's just the hot dogs.

Yeah, that's just the hot dogs.

Yeah, it's just the hot dogs.

Nick, are you worried that you're running out of time to wear the mosque?

Oh,

what is it, May?

Yeah.

No.

Okay.

Now, I will say the way he said, oh, makes me think that it's something that he totally forgot.

Yeah, which is good because a lot of people thought he was wearing it in episode 53, I believe, or 53.

But the rule is I have to reveal it at the end of of the episode.

Yes, it's true.

That's true.

I need to get it from the other office.

Like I said.

This comes out in June, so the second watch is coming to an end.

Who had the second watch?

Let's say it was me.

I think I'm doing the fall.

And who had

the last line?

Was it you, Andrew?

Were you the last line?

Maybe.

Do we share it?

It's one bullet, right?

We share one bullet.

Yeah.

I believe that's correct.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll take the end.

Okay.

It never gets to me.

Oh, wait, wait.

We each have a bullet, don't we?

No, I tried the pitch that we each get a bullet and I was told no, the game's only for a while.

You only get one bullet, but the watch is when you are more heightened in trying to get it.

It's your responsibility.

Yeah, it's your responsibility.

Now, we are getting close to time, which means we do need to start wrapping up.

However, something we have not talked about is that Gavin has been live on our Discord this entire time with a game that doesn't exist on his Xbox to see if it will load.

And so far, it will not.

Oh, right.

Let me see.

So, how did you uncover that you have a game that...

What do you mean?

I got like an empty game.

Oops.

Well, that's...

It looks like 3D Ultra Golf.

3D Ultra Migolf to me, buddy.

See this?

Empty.

Oh.

Empty game.

What was the last thing you played?

3D Ultra Minigolf?

Before that.

You see what happened here, here too i mean

like he he knew he knew what you were so you loaded in hitman and then you loaded in 3d ultra and there's some fictional thing in in the middle yeah and it's a shortcut to the queue hair

yeah but

if you go to like yeah when you press start on it show him that because this is weird take me to the game card i should record this shouldn't i for the

yeah

it's kind of late now yeah no kidding so it takes me to the queue yeah but what about the gameplay?

Go back.

Okay.

So it's just like a bug related to that.

And you fix that immediately.

We just watched him earlier go to manage.

Yeah, I went to manage and it took me to this.

Yeah, I got mad.

And then we said, oh, we'll just leave it here and maybe it'll find it eventually while we're doing this episode.

Hit installed.

It's the expansion.

It's the DLC.

That's what.

It's the DLC.

Yeah.

Yeah.

See how it says?

No.

Okay.

It doesn't appear that way for me.

But I already had it installed.

So

that shortcut to a 15-year-old DLC.

Yeah.

That you couldn't buy through the game.

Pin it.

Pin it to your front page.

Yeah, just in case you want to use it later.

What a video that turned out to be, huh?

We only did half also.

The DLC that we downloaded for 3D Ultra Mini Golf that I don't think we ever played over at Achievement Hunter.

At least if we did, I don't remember it, but I'm sure some sleuth will tell me I played it 18 times.

It has this cool new bug in it where sometimes the other people's balls will just become invisible.

And so you don't know where they are and you just have to hope you don't hit it.

And you always hit it.

Boy, you always

super frustrating.

Super frustrating.

Speaking of not remembering stuff, it's been a while now since it came out, but Jeff and I went back to Achievement City to do a little

tour of our old builds.

And I'm embarrassed at how little I remember of them.

I kind of remember the games, but the names of them.

Jesus.

I think I found like three the pits while we were walking around.

People were like, how can they not remember that stuff?

By the way, that video got 400,000 views in Sundays.

That's pretty cool.

Thank you so much for watching it.

I saw somebody, I'll paraphrase what I saw somebody say on the, on a YouTube comment, which was like, I'm listening to them, listening to them not remember what cloud down is when it's standing right in front of them makes my heart hurt as it was like such an important video to me when I was a kid.

But then I realized, you know, to them, that was just a Tuesday.

And that's really kind of like, at the end of the day, like we were cranking them out so fast and we were building them.

I never watched most of those videos.

Like I probably watched like the first 15 as we were finding the tone and the voice.

But once

we had it, Gavin was editing them.

I didn't need to watch it.

I was in it.

I used to export them and play them for the room.

And anyone who wanted to watch the whole thing could.

But then we ended up just filming so much that we never did that again.

So the ones that i edited i have a much better memory of but as soon as i hand it off oh horrific i i'm so embarrassed when does it cut off for the build it probably cuts off after

after like king gavin maybe where is that in like the timeline of a built

i could look at what episode number that was Yeah, I'd say Gavin and I built probably the first 200 episodes.

We really peeled off after that.

I built some stuff stuff in Achievement City.

I imagine it was post that.

Probably.

Yeah.

You were building stuff with Matt and Jeremy, probably, which, by the way, way better builders than us.

But I think it was around, and I made the joke, or one of us made the joke in the video that we ran out of ideas around episode 100 or 200.

And people were like, but you made another 300 videos.

What are you talking about?

No, of course we did.

We just ran out of ideas for our own little mini games

after you make 150 of them.

The well gets pretty dry.

And it was the kind of thing where it's like, you know, we'd spend an hour or two filming and then I would spend a day or two editing.

And then it literally was, we're done with that.

It's on to the next thing.

Yeah.

And we never watched them after that.

But

yeah, so it's not like it was like any, it's not like it was just any other Tuesday.

It was just like, it was a great Tuesday, but then there were tons of other Tuesdays.

Yeah, I mean, there was a Tuesday every week.

It's kind of like when I worked on the newspaper and I worked on the weekly newspaper in the Army.

You put the paper to bed on Wednesday.

You spend Thursday to the next Wednesday caring only about those 15 pages out of anything else in the world.

It's the most important thing in the world to you.

And you put everything you have into it.

And then you put it out.

And then you erase that from your memory because you got to start over again with the next 15 pages.

And there's no room in your head for the past 15 pages, you know?

The worry just switches to, man, I hope the next thing we're doing works.

Yeah, it's like, I got to figure out how to do this kind of circuit.

God damn it.

Hearing like how emotional people got, though, and how much it meant to them was

really surprising to me.

Like, it was incredible to see what it meant to other people.

It was pretty in relation to the past.

And the people being like, oh, I was 10 when I watched these.

It's like, God.

So it's not like we didn't give a shit about the builds.

It was just, it was just one after another.

So chances are you may have watched it for longer than we spent making it.

Yeah.

And I think that's why we don't remember all of it.

If you watched the video twice, you probably remember it better than I do.

Because I've made it and acted in it once.

and then I you know and then we were on to the next thing and we were trying to figure out how to kill chickens or whatever that was definitely a sentiment I had when I was building stuff in it is knowing how important it was to people and that being a constant thing of like they're probably never going to look at this structure from this angle but it needs to be built in case they do because like this is such an important thing to people like it should look good

and it was funny being in a position of like working on that but then not being in the content and there were times where something would go wrong and I would feel like

maybe we'd be thrown under the bus a little bit in a way that wasn't necessarily reflective of what happened.

But then there were other times where I'd be like, oh yeah, oh boy, that I fucked that up.

Whoops.

I think it was a version of clouds that we did that we built it all and then we were just like randomly knocking out blocks to like make it difficult.

And I had run the course and I'd done it a few times and I thought like, oh this is way too easy this jump is i should make this harder i'm gonna knock this block out but then i never ran the course again and it made that side i think impossible and it didn't get confronted again until the video and just me thinking oh no i did that i totally did that oh i it would be funny to find those clips of like yeah this one's deserved and and then be like oh no this one's bullshit they're just absolutely yeah most of them were probably bullshit it was just us trying to be funny There was one, just a very brief story because I know we got to wrap up on this, where we had to do a build that was under so much crunch because like the schedule got flipped around and like it had to be done at a time that wasn't anticipated.

And it was so much work.

And I was trying to secure the map in a way that you guys couldn't just break through and leave the area.

And I did like 98% of it.

And I left a small area open.

And Gavin, of course, just naturally goes to that area.

And he gets out and he does the thing that I spent like over an hour trying to prevent against just in

pretending no, right?

I just happened to know.

No, you had no clue.

You just decided you wanted to fuck off and go do something else.

And you happened to find the one wall that had a small gap in it.

Like it was just complete coincidence.

You had no idea how absurd it was that you had found what you did.

You're just like, I'm going through here.

Okay.

I'm out now.

Now I can just do what I want.

Yeah, it's like if you throw like a hundred cockroaches into a box, like one of them will find its way out.

Yeah.

You're the one.

It was such a big part of when we were making builds.

You know, first, you'd come up with the idea and then you would make it.

And then you'd be like, all right, how do we make it work?

And then you get it to work.

And then you make sure it doesn't break every other time you use it and you try to get it to work well.

And then you go, okay, now how are the other four or five assholes going to try to destroy this and ruin it for us?

And then you got to work around that.

And it's like,

We had a lot of like contingency chests because we would be building stuff and then be like, well, Michael's probably going to die and and lose all this shit.

So let's bury a chest with all of the replacements in it.

So we're ready to go.

There was probably

so much secret stuff like that in that world that nobody ever saw.

That was just like tools for like in case of emergency, you know, break block kind of stuff.

And because

my memory of that stuff is all so bad now,

there's no one on earth who knows where or what everything is.

No, no.

It was funny.

I actually, I quickly watched another, I got because we made that video, the algorithm changed to like old stuff we made.

And I guess we did the Tower of Jeff pretty early on, which was Jeff went and hit the Tower of Pimps and you hit it in some lava on the corner.

That was the surprise motherfucker, wasn't it?

Yeah, where Jack jumped me and fell in.

I didn't have any memory of the Tower of Gav, which was like over a hundred episodes later.

And it wasn't even like, oh, I can't remember where I've hidden it.

It'll be funny when I like when I see.

I was able to watch the whole video with absolutely no idea of what I was doing.

I hidden it up on like one of the doors and then I was like, oh my God, why did I put it there?

And then I put a bunch of traps and I was like chucking dynamite.

It was like watching someone else.

I had absolutely, none of it came back to me when I saw it.

I was just like, I can watch these now as though they're new to me.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

That's great.

That is wild.

Oh, well, we should probably wrap it up though, huh?

We've been going over it a little bit.

The Achievement City stuff was really cool.

People really responded to it, and hopefully we can do some stuff for it.

We talked about just sort of kicking ideas around for doing stuff with

maybe Falcons in the future that has to do with like Achievement City or whatever.

So stay tuned.

We'll have, you know, I'm sure there's something out there for something because people are very, very into it.

Very into it.

So we'll see.

Good to know.

Eric said that, but think low expectations there.

We're not making new Minecraft videos.

I'm talking about maybe doing something with the Falcons in the future.

So just that's, that's why you want to be on the Patreon.

That's the important part.

Patreon.com slash regulation pod.

I will say it was,

I was

blown away by how nostalgic I felt for it.

And it was like, I think I might have said it in the video, but it made my heart smile.

I was really walking around it and trying to remember stuff.

It was like, there was a very beautiful point in my life when Gavin and I were living together in the temporary house and we were spending all weekend laughing and drinking and playing Mario or Mario, playing Minecraft, building these things.

And for like 45 minutes, we were on the same sofa in 2011 in that house again.

And that just felt like I never thought I would feel that again.

It was fucking awesome.

And I think what surprised me was the audience felt the same.

People were like, wow, I'm 15 again.

I've just come home from school.

It's like, oh, it does it for everyone.

It was, it was actually like the closest thing to a time machine of like feelings, of vibe that I've ever felt.

I've also as much as i spent my career in halo and have worked with red versus blue and all that it was a different feeling going into that place it felt real and alive in a way and it my it was like visiting a real like i don't know it was like going back to it was like going back to my high school you know it felt very intensely real in in a way i didn't expect a video game to feel And I like that it was an actual version to it.

It wasn't just like a recreation that was very well done.

It was the, an actual snapshot to the point where we stumbled across a bunch of redstone switches on the ground.

And I guess Ray had put those down like 13 or 12 years earlier.

And the payoff to us finding them was in 2025.

I just love that aspect of it.

We're just like, what's this?

And I was like, I don't know.

And there's frogs now, apparently.

And that's frogs.

All right.

Well, I guess that'll do it then.

Andrew's going to take us out.

He's got a very special message for you

as we end the episode.

My special message is to make sure that you have yourself a wonderful day.

And thank you so much for listening to this episode of the Regulation Podcast.

I believe number 56.

Is that right?

Curious if you also realize that Panama is a Van Halen song.

We all learned many things when on a journey.

Thank you so much for listening.

We'll be back next week or tomorrow if you watch our Let's Plays because this comes out on a Wednesday and those come out on Thursday.

We stream on Friday.

So much content.

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Who cares?

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I care so much.

That helps.

I care.

I absolutely care.

I care a lot.

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Crazy.

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