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Who do you think is going to hate this movie the most, Eric?

Jeff.

I think Eric might.

I think Eric might.

I might like it.

You think you're going to like the Nickelodeon?

The chat agrees with me.

The Nickelodeon movie from the year 2000 is going to be...

Is this a Nickelodeon movie?

It's a Nickelodeon film.

But you saw it in the theaters?

I sure did.

How is that one?

Was it theatrically released?

Was it Nickelodeon Films or something?

Okay.

Yeah,

Nickelodeon Studios.

Like

Like Good Burger, at a time in the late 90s and early 2000s, was trying to make films.

They were doing movies, and I don't know that they banged, but they

sure made them.

At the time, for me, they sure did.

Rogratz goes to Paris, classic.

Rogratz the movie.

Oh, classic.

Okay.

Universally loved and easy to work with.

Chevy Chase is in this film.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

And Chris Elliott.

So I haven't seen this film.

Chris Elliott's in this film?

Yeah, Chris Elliott is in this movie.

Oh, I guarantee you I like this movie.

I've never not liked Chris Elliott.

So what I enjoyed.

Go ahead, guys.

Andrew, you were saying that he's just trying to do his job in this movie.

So I watched this as a child and was like, fuck, Chris Elliott.

He sucks.

He's the villain.

Yeah.

And then I saw like 10 minutes of this a few years ago and was, oh, he's just, he's just a snowplow driver.

Like, he's weird, but like he's just doing his job yeah which is very funny uh i just found out that chris elliott's daughter was like on snl abby elliott yeah abby elliott i only just found out that that's her i didn't know that that was i didn't know that was chris

daughter i think she also uh i don't remember it was i remember it was in like the gossip the trades but i believe she had a bad time on snl or it didn't go well or something I believe that that is true.

I think she was only there for like a little while, wasn't she?

Yeah, like maybe two seasons.

I was like 2008 to 2012.

Just on crazy shows.

She crunched the show.

What was that, Kevin?

It's just crunched the show, innit?

That whole sort of having to do that shit every week.

Oh, crazy.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's for people who are addicted to the crunch and also, for a while, cocaine.

And who want to be the next Adam Sandler and turn into a movie star?

Yes, I think that has a lot to do with it also.

Kyle Mooney's been making a lot of movies.

I think that's great.

Yeah.

Kyle Mooney's a great dude.

Yeah, awesome.

I mean, I don't know personally, I think he's funny.

He's a San Diego guy, so you got to love him.

Guys, here's the thing: I think it's time for us to begin watching Snow Day.

Is everyone locked in Snow Day style?

I think we're ready.

So locked in.

All right, cool.

I got to dim my screen to make it slightly more cinematic.

Oh, that's fun for you.

Gonna go all in on Nick.

I had the soundtrack to this movie.

This was a big movie in my childhood.

I loved it.

So, are we introing this like we would a regular piece of content then?

Just Just

I think everything we just did could be the intro to this and now we can start it.

So we just

hey, someone in chat, do the intro.

Nick, count them down.

All right, guys, we're going to start the movie in three,

two,

one,

go.

Oh, my God.

I got a piece of trivia.

According to - KM underscore one, Snow Day was first referenced in Face Podcast episode 22.

Is that right?

Some history.

Wow.

I like the old Paramount logo.

Yeah, it's great.

Is it different now?

It's just a lot fancier.

A little bit more HD.

Whoa, that's a lot of snow.

Oh,

this is

on VHS.

Sure, it looks that way.

That's cool.

It's like younger MTV.

Wow, there's a lot of

logos and stuff.

Oh, never mind.

Oh my god, put me asleep.

The Rebel Alliance.

They say that no two snowflakes are the same.

Is that true, or is that just like a thing?

I think it's true.

I think it's true

yeah those things are the joke

snowflakes yeah it's no it's no snow fluke but isn't it like a it's not like a uh like a fingerprints thing where it's like by the numbers you have fingerprints that are like someone else probably

no i don't think well are you used to stuff being the same like have you ever seen two of the same leaf Are you used to stuff being the same?

Yeah, I feel like I've probably seen two of the same leaf.

Yeah.

That's no way.

You know,

I mean, you've never

twin leaves, like there's twin humans.

Where does this movie take place?

Whoa, I don't know.

Oh, Michigan.

Are you just guessing, or is that true?

Oh, no, I'm just saying that.

I figured Canada because Andrew's Canadian and it was cold, but I just realized that's probably not true.

Looks like the Northeast

Boston,

Syracuse.

Oh, no.

That's like how it is in Austin right now.

Did she say hot body?

Yeah, he loves it.

He's walking to the director right now.

They made him do this in the movie, and he's about to call someone a slur.

He thought this was Christmas vacation too for the first few weeks.

I don't think I've seen him in this era.

Oh, really?

Like, I feel like I go from Christmas Vacation to the more recent.

I'm sorry.

Is that Pam Greer?

This would be, it looked like her.

This would be in the era of like cops and Robertsons and Vegas Vacation.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

That's absolutely Pam Greer.

From freaking

Steven Seagal movie?

Is that Bo Duke?

It is.

That is absolutely Bo Duke.

This is insane.

What'd you say, Andrew?

Ithaca.

Who's Bo Duke?

Bo and Luke Duke were the Duke boys.

He's one of the Duke boys.

From Duke's a Hazard.

Pretty sure

he's a Duke of MAGA now, as I understand.

Is that Dan Castellanetta?

No.

No.

I'm just trying to guess now.

Oh.

That's Ken Weaver.

Oh, I've seen him.

Was he an Ozok?

Well, he might have been.

Was he like the lawyer guy in Ozok?

Oh, it's Drake or Josh.

It's Josh.

I don't know which one it is.

My kid watched that shit a lot.

Yeah.

He's doing his best, Jim Carrey, right here.

He's really chewing the scenery here, bud.

Oh, this is grounded in reality.

Nerds, dude.

Was this movie funded by math?

Yeah.

Fucking big math.

Like the math council was like, we got to get cool.

How do we do it?

Nickelodeon kids movies.

It's all the food pyramid.

We got to get back on the top.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're getting blitzed by this milk.

It does a body good bullshit.

Yeah.

What I think is interesting is the whole hook of this movie is having a snow day so you don't have to go to school, but I feel like that doesn't exist anymore with like remote learning.

Oh, do you just learn from home if you don't go to school?

I feel like they have the infrastructure now to just do that.

I feel like people could pivot on the spot to that.

I feel like Nick would know.

Well, I guess your kid's not quite old enough.

i would think that once they dismantle that shit it doesn't come back like uh my kid had you know she was her entire freshman year was work from home and uh that that school had no desire to go back to that after i i would imagine that they would probably just teachers probably want the snow day as badly as the students

they went so hard on doing

you know, online resources and things and utilizing

that as opposed to like physical paper and things of that nature, that they were doing midterms this past week, and the district lost power.

And

turns out they weren't able to do the tests because they had no power to run the computers.

Who is this kid?

What's he been in?

Is he somebody as a grown-up?

He's been in a lot of stuff, but I don't know what you would necessarily recognize.

He's a real 90s, early 2000s-looking kid.

His fucking voice is super familiar to me.

Greenroom.

He was in Green Room.

And

Scott Pilgrim.

I mean, you wouldn't know him from that, but that's what I'm going to know.

That's what I would know him from.

Yeah.

He's like the friend in Scott Pilgrim.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Who is named Stephen Stills?

I forgot that that's what Scott Pilgrim's like.

It's just referencing things that you learn about when you're 22.

You think you're the first person that discovered it.

Yeah.

And then you read Scott Pilgrim and it gives you all the references on a silver platter and it becomes your favorite thing.

It's awesome.

Yeah.

Dude, look at that hat.

I'm going to start looking like this again.

Please don't.

I'm going to get a step haircut.

I'm going to bleach it.

I'm going to get a black leather jacket and a bright-ass yellow car.

This rocks.

It looks like kind of a bowl cut on the back somehow, but not the front.

Back bowl.

i could be wrong but i think he was in final destination he looks like a ladder i don't know if he is he just looks like a guy who would be in final destination how many how many final destination films are there it's like six or seven oh six or seven there's i think there's like a considerable amount yeah i think nick is way off as well they said four with such confidence i thought

yeah he made me completely shift i thought four loop back to the beginning hold on i realized that that

I've only seen the first two, and there's like five more or something to watch, and they're still going.

I'm going to have like a final destination marathon.

I think there's six.

There's five.

They're making that.

You guys came shit together.

Looking at it right now.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Bloodlines.

Bloodlines.

Bloodlines comes out next year.

Jeff, we'll go see Bloodlines, dude.

Dude, I got to watch one through five again real fast, but I'm down for it.

We'll be getting an event.

It'll be like a regulation movie.

Who's the best death in a Final Destination?

Well, I don't know.

I haven't seen Super Scotts in the tub and gets strangled via a wire.

I think it's the,

I think it's being on the highway and like the logs come out and everything because I feel like everyone feels that all the time when they're driving.

Here, especially.

Yeah.

When I was in college, I had a professor who was a producer for Final Destination when it was coming out, the one that came out in like 2008 or 2009.

And that was interesting.

She would just kind of tell us about like, here's what we're in the middle of.

And it's like, how do you have time to teach a class?

Tell us how they died again, teacher.

Oh my God, Tony Todd is going to be in Final Destination 6, probably.

That's crazy.

Where did I just see him?

Indiana Jones.

Oh, he was in Indiana Jones.

He's like seven feet tall in Indiana Jones.

It's so weird.

Oh, yeah.

He's the giant.

Oh, it's kicks the shit out of him.

She was on 24.

She's in that show, Hacks, isn't she?

Isn't that her new show?

Yeah.

She's on top of the world.

Yep.

She was in

the movie about the TV show about the ladies.

Boy, every mom had this Golden Ghost.

24.

No, the other housewives.

Designing women.

Yeah.

Was she a designing women?

Yeah, wasn't she?

Oh, I don't, I don't remember.

Like her and Annie Potts and Delta Burke.

Yeah, Gene Smart, Delta Burke, Dixie Carter, and Annie Potts.

Wow.

I just don't like when I think of her, that's just not what I think of her from.

That's interesting.

What do you think of her from?

I don't.

She's just a TV actress.

I'd send you the link, but we're in a different way.

Like the mom from the oblongs.

Like, that's when I hear her voice, that's what I hear.

I don't like how close that bread is to the soup.

Keeping an eye on it.

Yeah.

So you're not a

dip your grilled cheese and tomato soup kind of guy, are you, Gavin?

I can if it's in for like a second or less.

I'm a quick dipper.

Quick dip.

Now,

do you find value in that?

If you quick dip like that, is it enjoyable?

Yeah.

Okay.

But the way he's just left that one unattended, that could slough in.

Oh, yeah, it's right on the edge.

Gotta be careful.

What is it that you like about it?

Is it the danger that you could take it too far and ruin it?

So you gotta like thread the needle.

No, I'm not like edging my grilled cheese.

It sounds like you might be.

Sounds like that's what I've decided.

My grilled cheese doesn't come.

Oh.

Wait in.

Wait in.

I caught Gavin doing that in his bedroom after his third date with Meg.

Putting on his little anklet and listening to the song.

Oh, that was a hairy foot shot.

Nick was feeling crazy.

I'm sorry.

I was thinking about Foreigner.

Sure.

So

long.

Hey, Dad.

Foreigner's got some baggies.

Yeah, dude.

Nothing wrong with them, man.

Head game hot-blooded, cold as ice.

Willing to sacrifice our.

Nothing but love for Foreigner.

That was yesterday.

I heard Trump was going to deport them.

The guy in Craven should watch out then.

I heard from Eric that that movie's not good.

He's absolutely right.

Yeah, ask Nick.

The best part about that movie was the pizza I ate during it.

Yep.

And the marketing.

I feel like that would be the best part of most movies you watch is whatever food you have with it.

Yeah, but it's exceptionally true when you watch Craven the Hunter.

That's a shame because he's a cool character in the comic books.

He is.

But what if he was like a 30-year-old guy with abs?

Have you considered that instead of an interesting guy who hunts?

I hadn't.

But the absolute ton of.

Yeah,

dude, I was so soft the whole time.

Anyway, 16 years earlier.

Dude, that movie's...

It sucks.

Kraven sucks.

Jeff, do you lament the time of diner culture?

It doesn't feel like we're in a diner culture anymore.

I think diner culture ended in 2000.

This was it?

Did Snowden get replaced by?

No, that's too early.

I'm sorry.

Let me think about that.

Maybe 2006, diner culture started.

Yep.

I mean, I was in high school and stuff.

We would go to diner.

Like, this is what we would do.

Gus and I, or whoever, Jason, Bernie, whoever, we would always go after we were drinking downtown or whatever.

You would always go to like Starseeds or Magnolia or somewhere to, you know, sop up some sobriety.

Yep.

Now there's so few, they're like, there's like none.

Yeah.

Well, there's hardly any 24-hour diners in Austin anymore.

There used to be one on every fucking corner.

Uh-huh.

Is this the first generation bucket hat?

Yeah, Starseeds is gone.

Oh, they closed it?

I thought they were just shutting down for the 35 minutes.

No, dude, they're bulldozing it.

They bulldozed the hotel around it.

Starseeds, it might be gone by now.

I drove by yesterday and it was.

They're supposed to be moving it, I think.

But then also, I don't believe.

If it never came back, I'd be like, oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, I don't think that place is coming back.

And if it does,

I don't know.

You know, it's funny you mentioned 2006 as the year it died because that's the year I got here and started college and was when I started like getting to experience diners like more on my own

in like a new place.

And you're right.

After that,

they had the original Kirby Lane by the campus that had like all that old interior that was shitty and like, you know, it was Hodge, Hodge Podge's stuff.

And then like

yeah, but it was a fun piece of shit.

It's even like, I mean, I know, obviously there are people that are listening to this and think we're ridiculous because they go to diners at night all the time, but I do think that there's something that has changed about it.

Because A, a lot of those diners stopped being 24 hours a day because they weren't full anymore.

And then, like, even in like

2004, if you would go downtown at 2:30 in the morning, the IHOP right there at Cesar Chavez, there'd be a line out the door.

That's not necessarily the case anymore.

What do you think the fakes know us?

What do you think they're doing here?

Hopefully, not asbestos.

wizard of us style it's uh this is the beginnings of mesothelioma oh we're getting so many shots of this girl with a tongue out

yeah

there's a guy in this that they showed a couple of times who's wearing like a big like floppy hat

uh yeah gavin if i bleach my hair and do it like that other guy will you just start wearing like a floppy hat for as long as I have the bleached hair?

Um,

how, like, how bleached?

But he's

bleaching, yeah.

I mean,

I just don't want it to be a bleach that is that you can get away with every day.

I want it to be like a horrific bleach.

Oh, yeah, no, I mean, like, I think bleached hair at all right now is going to be a horrific bleach, it's not cool, and I'm almost 40.

Yeah, I'll wear the hat next to that.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you think at this point, when the wardrobe, the person put Chevy Chase in that shirt, they already hated him?

Absolutely.

Like, that was a decision, right?

That was like this motherfucker.

All right, fine.

What if he was really nice before this movie and this movie changed him?

I mean, I know that's not the case, but what if?

Yeah, he's just saying more whimsical, more whimsical.

And the the prop guy's like you and then after oh i thought he had a really bad attitude i thought it was a shirt it's an old-timey bathing suit

oh that makes more sense

when did they go away

yeah when did we stop wearing old-timey bathing suits because i think you'd bring one back to the store i'm gonna do bleached hair and an old timey bathing suit gavin's gonna wear his floppy hat this is great

beastie bacon in the comments said, When we got new timey

that tickled me,

so there's no magic to the snow day, they didn't wish upon a star.

I mean,

she wished upon like a snow globe, like she wanted it.

I think it's magic in the same way the secret is magic.

Like, she

definitely vocalized it into you

get pelted, get pelted, get pelted, get pelted, get pelted.

This, so, this whole movie is based around snow, yeah.

It's cold boy.

What part of snow day did you think was like deceiving?

No, I just mean they've used a lot of fake snow so far.

Like, couldn't they have just it did they film it somewhere snowy?

It does not.

I bet they didn't.

Right, which is mental for a movie based around snow.

I was gonna laugh like that.

Never mind.

Goldie Han went to the premiere of Snow Day.

Is it like her kid in it or something?

Is Wyatt Russell in this movie?

Oh, no, that's Wyatt Russell.

That's not Goldie Hahn.

It's just somebody that looked like her in a small picture.

But Corbin Burnson did.

Oh, Corbin Burnson.

Man, the stack of pancakes that Josh just passed out next to looks so good.

I know where the movie was filmed.

Where was it filmed?

Anyone want to take any

California.

I'll say upstate.

I'll say upstate New York just to keep with where it is.

Yeah.

Gather.

I'll agree with Eric.

LA.

The 2000 movie Snow Day was filmed in Edmonton and Calgary as well as New York.

So, Eric, you get partial pack.

Wow.

So it's in Alberta as well.

That's incredible.

Damn.

These narrations

are supposed to be like Christmas story-esque, I guess.

Yeah, I think so.

There he is.

I don't know that I've seen him with a beard really before.

We should watch Cabin Boy.

Oh, man.

His bird?

Oh my god, that's gonna burn.

What an evil-looking bird you can have, too.

What was that?

Like a raven?

Yeah, like a raven, it seemed.

Is that what a raven looks like?

Dude, ravens are huge.

What kind of bird is in snow day?

That could be us in snow runners.

A lot of people are saying that's a magpie,

But they could all see each other.

That's true.

Trudy is a white snowbird.

That bird was black.

Oh, it's a Pied Crow.

Pied?

Pied?

Pied crow.

Somebody.

P-I-E-D.

Pied crow.

It means.

What does Pied mean?

Bonner.

Corvus.

I was scared.

I don't want to say it because I thought I'd be stupid.

Okay.

What?

It means two or more colors.

Oh.

I don't think I've ever heard that term before.

Was the Pied Piper two colors?

That would be

so cool.

His thing that they don't talk about is he's two colored, but he's in his name.

That's nuts.

He's like silver and black, like the Raiders.

Yeah,

is this like an idiot, or what's going on?

Israeli likes ice in his shoes.

I'm gonna get Jeff that troll doll.

Surely gonna go flying when she puts her foot down.

You know what I don't ever see?

Trolls when we go to bingo

in the movies or when it's referenced they're always on TV shows people always putting their trolls out for luck we go to bingo all the time I've never actually seen that and I've seen some rough looking people at bingo

I've never heard of that yeah it's like it's like a good luck thing yeah yeah

huh

I can't believe that garage door opened

That was my dream as a kid to open the garage and it would be filled with snow on the other side

never snow.

What would you do?

Dive in?

Oh, I would, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Holding coffee old ass.

I know.

I was about to say, I don't know if his mom or his dad bought him the thesaurus for Christmas, but I wish they would.

I hope they fucking regret it.

And as I walked around the city, I saw a bunch of phonies.

All right.

You strike me as the kind of person who wasn't a big fan of Catcher in the Rye, Andrew.

Or Eric.

Oh, I hated it.

I was reading it in high school.

I was just like, guys, we cannot keep reading this book.

This is miserable.

I don't think we read that one.

God, I hated it.

I read a freshman year.

I hated it so much.

I fucking loved it.

That doesn't surprise me.

Yeah, I guess we are who we appear to be.

Yeah,

not as deep as we assume we are.

Pretty surface level.

I'm not buying the snow on the roof of the house next door.

Clever girl.

Dude, you got some nice houses up in Canada, Andrew.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I don't know if this is Edmonton or Calgary.

Probably Edmonton, I'd assume.

Did you live in a house like this?

No.

What the fuck?

He invented Rough Nick.

I don't.

Okay.

You should never shout that at kids.

No.

I think that was my primary problem with him saying it.

Million dollars, but

a fun day that day.

Being in the main cost.

I like everything about this movie except for the main character.

He didn't like Empire Records, right, Jeff?

No, I hated that fucking movie.

I hated it when it came out in the theater.

I hated it when all my friends liked it.

I hated it when everybody wanted to watch it at a fucking party.

I hated it when my first wife liked it.

I hated it when my second wife liked it.

If my third wife likes it, I'll fucking hate it again.

Which one is that one?

It's from 90.

I'm going to say 95.

Is that the Liv Tyler one?

Yes, it is.

It's the most insufferable fucking film.

My wife showed that movie to me.

It was such a movie that I saw when I was like 10 years old and I went, oh my God, anything's possible.

And then you watch it now and you go, this movie sucks.

I saw it when I was 28, so I had to

arrest the idiot and put him in jail.

Movie over.

He stole the movie.

He went to Vegas.

Goodbye.

Yeah.

We don't dig him out of the fucking hole he put Anthony Lepaglia in.

I just thought it was so great.

I had so many different characters and everyone's like a little stereotype thing, and you're just like, this is great.

And then you watch it now and you go, everyone's a fucking stereotype thing.

This sucks.

And you're like, oh, this is what it must be like to work at a record shop.

Uh-huh.

Well, it's open and there's more than one person there.

Have you been checking the driveways, Gavin, to see if anyone's dead?

Shots?

No, I don't look.

whoa holy shit that's so fucking cool that okay that's cool

how'd they get the power run here

looks genuinely ill that's that's

that's which one it is josh peck yeah did he have like a like a studio deal where he just got to be in everything dude yes he was like

they just They just rode that kid for as long as they could.

Crazy.

What's he doing now?

Didn't he do one grown-up movie?

No, he's in like a lot of stuff.

He was in the whackness.

That's what I was thinking of.

He was in the whackness.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.

Yeah.

I mean, he's probably just.

Did he get real, like, Dan Schneider back in the day?

Dan Schneider.

I don't know what that means.

I mean, like,

probably, but

I don't know if he was in that thing.

No, he was in all that.

So that was a Dan Schneider thing.

Oh, Drake did according to chat,

rough.

Ah, yeah, yeah, he was an Oppenheimer.

He was which one, Josh Peck.

Yeah, oh, what?

Yeah, I was the one in the explosion.

Yep, oh, I had something like that as a kid, dude.

Periscopes were the shit.

What I was in, they're so cool.

I don't think I ever owned one,

and they worked the other way, too.

So cool.

Did you get to use one in the army?

No, I was in the army, not the navy.

Yeah.

He had to dig a foxhole.

Yeah.

How big can a periscope be?

If I wanted to see something, my drill sergeant would just say, open your eyes, jackass.

And that's

all I use, right?

He would use jackass.

No,

that is a direct quote.

I mean, he would use other words that I can't say on the podcast, but in this instance, this is a direct quote.

Open your eyes, jackass.

Do you think that was a snow donut or a snow bagel?

Great question.

That's a great question.

Beautiful.

Snow always looked real nice until traffic had gone through it, you know?

Oh, yeah.

It looks so gross after that.

Oh,

I don't know.

I don't like, I don't know at all.

Chad says Josh Peck is cute as fuck now.

Oh, really?

Good to know.

Hell yeah.

I think he's like the main love interest in How I Met Your Father with Hillary Duff.

I don't know what that is.

I forgot about that show.

Everyone did.

Is it related in any way?

Oh, I believe.

I didn't watch it.

I just know about it.

I watched the first episode and I was like, this is some.

I feel like it's on Hulu and I don't have Hulu.

I only have Hulu because it's part of the Disney ESPN Plus Plus packet.

All right, 57-54 at the half.

You think his bud's dead?

It's going to fly out.

It should have flown out right there.

I should have flown to the plane, Jeff.

And started attacking the kids.

Jeff, who are they playing?

Bulls.

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.

Spurs are playing the Hawks.

I mean,

are they in Atlanta?

he had his josh pecker out yeah

yeah stay on the porch

yeah dude this guy's not just doing his job

okay well listen i saw five minutes of it

He's looking at a kid's ass while he's chasing him.

To be fair, to this point, all he's done is plow roads.

Yep.

This guy is an evil bird.

I love his evil bird.

They built

a tunnel system today, right?

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah, okay.

Listen, they're skilled.

You know, a kid would give up 10 seconds into the head.

Nice fart.

Philip a balloon.

Oh, no, no.

No, not the CR to the moon, the lap.

Mom's going to be pissed.

How's the bird?

Yeah, it's evil.

I will say, I guess from his perspective, he just murdered three kids and is pretty okay about it.

He's fine with it.

Why did they build a fort in the road?

That's a good question.

Is that chili?

It's chili from TLC.

Is it?

Yes.

Isn't she dead?

No, that's left eye.

No, definitely the left eye.

Remember, she was in like a bunch of movies.

Isn't she in like I know Raw Summer or Scream or some stuff?

She's in like stuff.

I think maybe Scream 3.

There were like probably like half a decade where it's like, she's going to be an actor now.

Well, it was her and Kelly Roland was doing the same stuff around the same time.

Like she was in Freddy versus Jason, I think.

Yep.

Oh my God, my son talks just like this.

Does he slam his head into the wall in a lunchbox?

I fucking hope not.

Hand him a lunchbox.

Let's find out.

He'll be like, What's this?

Smash, smash, smash.

It's one of the movies she's known for.

What is Snow Day?

Who?

Chili?

Yeah.

Ooh, bummer.

It's high.

What was the third one in TLC?

T-Bone.

T-Boss.

T-Bone.

T-Baz.

T-Boss.

T-Boss.

T-Bos.

T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chili.

Their names made up KLC.

Yeah.

Crazy.

What?

That's really?

That's what TLC was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

Are you learning that for the first time right now?

Yeah, I am.

I thought that was like very common knowledge.

Maybe we're just a little older.

I mean,

I had crazy, sexy, cool on cassette.

So, yeah, definitely.

Did they have a logo?

I imagine it would be a T and an L within a C, but I don't remember.

I wonder if we could do an anecd one in the style of the TLC logo.

Ooh, that's cool.

Not real.

Okay, so there is one that I sort of remember where it is just.

I guess I could put it in.

I can put it in this, I guess.

If you search for TLC logo, you get the TLC TV show.

Yeah.

I just put it in chat.

That is, that's what I mostly remember is the TLC with the boxes around it.

I don't know why we would want to do that, but we could.

It looks real ugly.

The principal reminds me of the dad from Modern Family.

Is it a chin?

Yeah, I think it's the and the and the dark hair, I think.

Yeah.

Is that a

doucheku?

No, no, no.

It looks like Sloan from Entourage.

It is Sloan from Entourage, and there are so many people brushing their teeth in this movie.

Huh, that's weird.

Yeah, a lot of people are brushing.

What?

But what about the beginning where he goes, oh, yeah!

No, I don't know what that is.

Emmanuel Churiqui.

Is that the actress's name?

Yeah, Sloane.

Just try to see if I've seen anything else.

Oh.

Holy shit, she's been a lot of stuff.

Working actress, baby.

Oh, wow.

She was in

the Doorhouse of Pain, Eric, when you bleach your hair.

Hell, goddamn right.

And then Gavin puts on his floppy hat.

That's awesome.

Claire Bear.

Hats really hurt my hair.

I hate wearing them.

No, this one's floppy, so maybe it's okay.

She was in Call of Duty Black Ops.

Cool.

Yeah, she played a voice.

That's cool.

She strikes me as an actress who would be in 200 cigarettes, but probably isn't in 200 cigarettes.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't think the age works for when that movie came out, but I think I'm close.

Fuck that.

Oh, I think I've ever wanted

to be able to do that.

That's been me.

Oh, yeah.

This guy sucks.

He's awesome.

I'm going to dress like this.

I'm going to buy that shirt and that vest.

This is awesome.

This is.

When I was in like eighth grade.

That is that was how everyone looked on TV.

This is really, it's really like a time machine here.

This is a Nickelodeon movie, huh?

I was about to say the same thing.

You know,

somebody in the chat says she's 25.

That's still a Nickelodeon movie.

She would have made 200 cigarettes.

Still seems a little

risque for Nickelodeon.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, Chevy Chase is in it, so, you know.

Yeah.

Could go anywhere from here.

Awesome.

Where have we seen Chevy Chase

go down a

Christmas vacation?

No, it wasn't Christmas vacation.

That was a bin lid, wasn't it?

It was.

Yes, it was Christmas vacation.

I agree, sir.

I assume this is an homage.

Is this Smash Mouth?

Yeah, sure is.

Oh, you had this soundtrack, right?

Mm-hmm.

At this time.

So this came out in 2000.

So this is off of their hit album, Astro Lounge, which is off their hit album, which is the sequel, the follow-up to the hit album, Fush You Mang.

Big Smash Mouth head, baby.

Whoa, this is a coachy move.

More clothes on.

That dude's dead, right?

Is he the guy from Smash Mouth?

Yeah, then he jelly cider is dead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, bummer.

Oh, he did.

Everyone like threw bread at him and then he died or whatever, right?

I think they threw bread at him.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was a little while ago.

Yep.

And then they, uh, then somethingawful.com told him to eat the eggs.

I forgot.

Smash Mouth Eat the Eggs was the best.

I made this a vice article.

I'm gonna post a link to it.

It's titled

What?

Oh man, isn't it the link goes to a different thing?

This says in the club, whatever.

It's I made the Smash Mouth guy eat a shit ton of eggs.

Oh, that's so cool.

Uh-oh.

Oh no.

I'll kill you.

That's what that dude looks like.

The premise that you give a fuck who was at the storm first as a weather guy.

I just want you to tell me what it's going to do.

But like that, that's a like trope in things where people are like mad at the weather guy, or the weather guy needs to be the most accurate or whatever.

So, a very easy thing for like a sixth grader to understand.

Wasn't that like a didn't that wasn't that the weatherman plot with Nick Cage?

He was like a single dad, yeah.

And then

he kept trying to give a speech about how his dad reminds him of Bob Seeger's like a rock, I think.

Yeah, that's a movie.

That's pretty good.

You mean the Chevy Carr commercial in Texas?

Oh, like a rock.

This

is this movie from the year 2000 has all the hits of 1998.

Yes.

Do you think one of those is as fun as a jet ski?

Uh, yes.

Uh,

I've done both.

Oh, really?

I hurt myself pretty badly on a snowmobile.

What?

Yeah.

What?

Water's softer than snow.

What are they doing?

Dude, I hit, I was going like

45 on a snowmobile in the state denying just through the woods.

And I hit a fucking little jump and went airborne.

And the thing, when it hit the ground, it like dug in and like fucking ripped my leg out from under me.

I had to go to the emergency room.

It was a whole thing.

Holy shit.

It just

bruised the the shit out of me.

I never knew about that.

That's crazy, dude.

It was a lot of fun until that moment.

Yeah, Chris, it's like, didn't I kill this kid?

Do it again.

Two, if it's true,

swear that they never panned down to the mound of bird ship right below.

Is that true?

Snowmobile killed Ken Block?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, fuck.

This dude believes in the double tap method.

Are they going to steal this guy's bird?

Oh, I

remember this scene.

Do you really?

Yeah.

This kid just farts like crazy.

Another kid trope.

Oh, that's weird.

Gonna dip in the ketchup.

Those fries have to be so cold.

Oh, they look at how floppy.

They're so limp, too.

Oh, they're so floppy.

Just doing his job.

I gotta be honest, he seems like the kind of guy that would eat cold fries.

Yeah.

Does he know it's catch-up within character?

I mean, after the first bite, yeah, but.

Well, he stepped on him and he fought it, so he knows it's

that bird could rip her eyes out.

I'd be afraid of the bird, too.

It's scary as a bird.

What is going on?

What is happening?

He's making like a chess poutine.

No, not the bird.

Yeah, you're doing your job.

You suck.

Fuck you.

We've stolen your only friend.

Oh no.

I have a hostage.

Is he still laying there like a dip shit?

What a buffoon.

Oh my god.

Oh, the fart knocked him over.

I was about to compare that sequence to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but never mind.

Josh Peck is his new bird.

That's funny, Beastie.

Your name's Trudy now.

Is that Iggy Pop?

What the fuck?

Absolutely Iggy Pop.

Wow.

What

this movie has everything.

Gavin, you and I went ice skating together not too long ago.

Yeah.

It was pretty romantic.

Yeah.

We did see somebody get carted off covered in blood.

That's true.

Wasn't that right before we went on as well?

Yeah.

They had to have a break to clean the blood off.

What other?

He's in.

He's in the Adventures of Pete and Pete.

He's in this.

Oh.

What else is he

like?

Why is he in a bunch of Nickelodeon stuff?

It's a good question.

Jesus.

Oh, God.

I don't think so.

What

is that his favorite animal?

Why is he wearing this like the worst sweater with like his movie brace on the rocks?

Wow, three years.

Come on, man,

amateur hour

It was.

We're just watching the movie.

I'm just like, what?

Yeah, like something's actually happening.

We're just watching the movie.

Iggy Pop pulled us in.

Yep.

I was thinking about gum flavors.

What's your favorite hair just completely shifted between those scenes?

I like Winter Green.

Say that again, please.

I like Winter Green.

What is that?

The most boring flavor of gum ever.

Or peppermint.

I mean, I don't mean to.

Oh, my God.

Just fucking

all the bottom of the barrels.

Okay.

Naming mild flavors.

Yeah.

As opposed to what?

I don't like hubba-bubba, strawberry, watermelon.

Yeah, but all that stuff runs out of flavor too fast.

Yeah, but it had

flavor for a little while.

Yeah, for 10 seconds, man.

What if you had little like gum top-ups where you could pour some flavor on and put it back in?

Ooh, reading a reflave.

If you're talking reflave, I'm in.

Oh, he's going to be a little bit more.

Touch the toilet seat.

Jesus.

Oh, he's a lefty.

Oh.

Oh, that's awesome.

Dude.

It is his bud.

Coffee and cigarettes came out after this.

Did it really?

Yeah.

Coffee and cigarettes didn't come out until like 2004?

I guess so.

2002, 2003, something like that.

I guess so.

I thought you meant the drink and the smoke.

Nope, those came out way before.

Talking to Nick on the Michael Jordan podcast about what he misses about smoking, and it was just having a cup of coffee with a cigarette standing at the door of the back porch with the door open was like, oh my God, this is like the realest thing I've ever heard.

Oh, it was so real.

I'm just a multi-ben affleck picture.

Yeah, it's that, but like less sad.

It's him, but 20 years younger.

With no money.

What's everybody's favorite Jim Jarmouche film?

Jim Jarmouch.

I mean, a coffee and cigarettes.

It's a good one.

I'd probably go in.

It's definitely not the dead don't die or whatever.

I was going to say, didn't he do a zombie one reason?

He did.

Yeah,

it's not like it sucked, but it's not very good.

That's good.

Is that him?

What's that?

Broken Flowers.

Uh, maybe he.

I know he made ghost dog.

Yeah, that's my favorite ghost dog way of the samurai.

A lot of people like Dead Man, but I'm a ghost dog guy.

Yeah.

You see his little arm back there.

Please Please

damn it.

You think

I don't know if they were single at the time, but do you think there's any chance that Chris Elliott and Gene Smart hooked up on the set?

Yeah, hell yeah.

That's awesome.

I like thinking about that.

That's cool.

There goes Andrew again.

That guy was really afraid of the blue kid.

I would be alarmed by the blue kid in his position.

Is he going to answer the phone?

This is insane.

What kind of turn?

Go back to the thing we were all watching and sort of invested in.

The love story?

Yeah, like for some reason, that was like at least gripping to us.

This is just absurd.

Does he have leather mittens on?

He does.

That's awesome.

Oh, no, the evil bird.

Oh.

So he decides on the snow day by not plowing?

He's too efficient.

Yeah.

Oh, he's Mr.

Plow.

That's his name.

That name again is Mr.

Plow.

That was funny, Nick.

It was

okay.

This is really laughing, but I appreciated it.

This is the guy who was wearing the floppy hat, but now he's just doing french fry stuff.

Is he doing some like close encounters shit?

I thought he was going to, but he's just being a dip shit.

Is he the one you said looks like he was in something Empire Records?

I think everyone just sort of has that look, but yes.

Does this hat say dub or club?

Oh, I don't know.

Dub.

Dub.

I gotta get a dub hat yeah

just like tied to his arm

that poor fucking bird

The bird's like, I hate the cold.

I hate the cold.

I hate the cold.

Oh, Jeff, you posted a dub hat.

I found a dub hat.

Nice.

Oh, shit.

It's like jaws, but with a truck.

Man, that is a pied bird.

Oh, my God.

Okay, holy shit.

Look at his single-looking ass strapped to the front.

The fucking B story to this movie is so much better than the A story.

He's like crucified him to the front with the ketchup stains.

Who's that girl?

She's in a lot of 90s stuff.

I think that's a good thing.

She's a fucking mean girl.

That's who it is.

Yeah.

Oh, she looked like Fern Brady.

You know, I feel like diner culture's kind of over at this point.

You remember diner culture?

Go sit in a diner and hang out.

Is it like a social event?

Drink a malted.

What happened to that?

What happened to it?

Is Counter Cafe still around?

Yes.

Counter Cafe sucks.

Yeah, fuck you.

It didn't used to be.

No, no, no.

That's the rage of disappointment.

Because, Nick, I used to be a big Counter Cafe fan.

I fucking loved Counter Cafe.

I thought it was the best.

And it's just, I just feel like it's gone downhill.

Oh, that sucks.

I also, speaking of disappointing, I had a paper boy the other day for the first time.

Told you, fucking, did I talk to you about that place?

God, you did.

And you were 100% right.

Overpriced, underseasoned, bland, boring, uninspired.

Yep.

So not worth it.

It is, it's a place where, like, my cousin wants to move here and she has her list of cool Instagram spots and she ate there and really liked it.

And I went, oh, yeah, that's what, that's who this is for.

It is beautiful.

Yeah, it looks great.

It just tastes like nothing.

What's it called?

What is it called?

Paperboy.

Paperboy.

It's next to, it's like a block over from Nickel City.

Oh.

I just park over by Nickel City and go over there.

It's like one of the hot breakfast and brunch spots in Austin.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like, do you love waiting 45 minutes to eat some pancakes?

Come to Paperboy.

You know if Magnolia Cafe is still any good?

I went there with Ray not too long ago.

It was pretty good.

Yeah, I always thought it was better than Kirby Lane.

They're like pretty similar to me, I'd say.

They're close.

There's something about Magnolia I really like.

I feel like Kirby Lane is stickier than Magnolia.

Like the tables and stuff, the tables and the chairs, and like all the

temperatures.

Nick, I'm telling you, man, you got an Austin Diner on Burnett and North Loop.

That's.

Oh, I've, oh, that place is good.

That's, yeah, that's really, yeah, that's the diner for me.

That's the spot.

Should we go to a diner after this movie?

Yeah,

the bird forgot to fly.

Gonna get in the way of GTA.

Let's play.

Yeah, I mean, if you want to prioritize a diner over content, sure, man, I guess.

What if we shot content at the diner?

What if we played GTA the diner?

What if we went to a diner in GTA?

Oh,

that's the easiest method.

We can go to the clucking bell in GTA 4.

Oh, dude, we went to

a Nando's.

Yeah, have you been for a Cheeky Nando?

Yeah,

we had a bit of a cheeky Nando's the other day.

Right across from the

Riley's.

Loved it.

It was fantastic.

Did you get the hottest sauce?

We used the hottest sauce, but I didn't get my chicken covered in it.

I got the regular hot.

Everybody in England thinks that sauce is so hot, and then you try it and you're like,

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's good, though.

It is very good.

I like it.

Oh, it's delicious.

It's just not hot.

Yeah.

You duck a whale trench.

And any of that heat, too, is not a lingering heat, which is nice.

Just flavorful.

Oh, shit.

But the

but the charm.

That's from my dad.

Uh-oh.

He died hunting whales.

His name was Ahab.

Or he's a creepy stalker.

Oh, no, it's these guys.

Kick his ass inside the whale.

How much yeah, hit it with a shovel, mosquito.

What about now?

You want to be me now?

Who are these fucking benchmen are just fucking off?

All right, our friend's talking to his girl.

Uh, fuck you, and start pushing each other around.

Yeah,

my dad had to do dental work on shamu once.

Really?

Oh my god, why are we just hearing about this now?

Have you never brought that?

We've known you for a long time.

We even had that conversation about how King Kong had dental work in that new movie.

Are you an idiot, Nick?

When did we have that conversation?

That may have been prior to our regulation podcast.

No, that was like a month ago.

Oh, well, then never mind.

Tell us.

Oh, so

I'm from San Antonio, and in San Antonio, we have a SeaWorld.

And my dad was an endodontist,

and he was in the military.

And so they were like, we, one of the whales has an issue with its, like, one of its, I guess, I don't even know which tooth it was.

It was towards the back.

And my dad said that they were trying to find a way to hold the mouth open.

So they had to use like multiple two by fours to like

the mouth open.

And then they had to use some some giant x-ray machine and you just did a little bit of work on it I guess to help pull a tooth what was it sedated yeah it was sedated was it in the water or out like was it how does it was you know like how they come up on that little ledge that has the water on it yeah that makes sense

I hate I hate to inform you but your dad's a secret agent and that's his cover story

oh no Do you think your dad's been to Middle Earth like they went to in Kong versus Godzilla?

I'd like to believe he rode shamu there.

Middle-earth.

Nick's dad made him eat inside Subway when they got Subway.

Yeah, well, you see why some of his stories are a wide range between really cool and also, hey, we ate in a Subway on Sunday.

Did you sit down in a Subway?

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

I think I've been to one that had tables.

Wait, what?

You've never been to one with tables?

No.

Yeah, they exist.

Wow.

Nick would know you he had to eat inside.

Yeah.

He looks like a budget snowman from Rudolph the cartoon.

Yeah, he does

Jack Frost or whatever.

Take the mic.

He actually, he thought that they said cut at this point.

This isn't just

him.

It's good that they didn't cut away from any of this.

They just put this on TV.

That was a funny shot.

Oh, oh, it's coming down.

Get him.

Why would the camera pin back around?

What?

oh, Pam's pissed.

Their ratings are gonna be through the roof now.

Yep, wow, we got the same webcam.

Is that the one you used with your grandfather?

This is a brick.

Look at the size of it.

The pictures look really nice, though.

Terrible parent.

This is me and Albert fucking constantly.

I was uh, I just needed to record and edit two episodes of Saul Right yesterday, and because of Albert, it took me almost seven hours.

I was like, every fucking ten minutes.

disarmed.

Andrew, you got to relax.

Oh, listen.

When I'm throwing bullets,

Get her in the face, kill shot

a little bit high, and now she's gonna have fun.

That's crazy

because the lass

she's putting the gloves on.

I would like to see behind-the-scenes footage of where this kid's throws were really landing.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, oh, his head

Wow.

He ran where she was going.

Come on, kid.

She doesn't care about the call with Beijing.

Dude, the Broncos are stomping the Chargers, this Rocks.

What a day.

We got to watch Snow Day.

Chargers are losing.

I'm having a great time.

Are those from a real thing?

Does anyone recognize those action figures as being from anything?

Yeah, Meltar.

Chat, do you know?

Meltar.

Meltar.

Golganites.

They're small soldiers.

It's going to etch a grill cheese sandwich?

Evil.

Like a cross between Kin and Liono.

Yeah, I was thinking Ryu.

I like the...

I like the polar bear guy with the tiniest fucking head you've ever seen.

Meltar?

What was the Nickelodeon show with the moving

action figures?

Do you remember what I'm talking about?

Action League Now.

Yeah, that's it.

They were using their finest Action League Now,

Melt Man and Stinky Diver and all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This guy's got like a wanking hand.

Hell yeah.

That's my kind of guy, dude.

I bet this took longer than shooting the whole rest of the movie.

No shit.

This was a lot of budget, unfortunately.

There's little things that pop up in movies like this where people say death or die or whatever, and then suddenly your three, four-year-old kid is like, you're going to die.

What the fuck?

I've never experienced that one, buddy.

Oh, okay.

I'm like, that might just be you.

Do you know, like, when they turn slowly and look at you and they say, you're going to die, and their eyes turn red, and then, like, everything in the house starts shaking?

You know,

kids' stuff.

You know, like when you walk into your kid's room and he's writing on the wall with a red crayon red room over and over again.

And he, he's like upside down on the ceiling, bat style.

Yep.

Toddlers.

Nick, do you ever get weirded out that your kid could could be alive in the year 2100?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, do you ever get weirded out

to you, Nick?

Does it weird you out that your kid might live a long and full life?

Yeah, does that ever like fuck you up?

I mean, the year fucks me up, but him living a long life would be ideal, methinks.

I'm gonna answer.

Yeah,

me, me thinks, me thinks, me hopes.

You better put that fucking thesaurus down.

Don't, don't start, don't let snow day rub off on you, Nick.

All right.

Okay.

I think GTA 6 will be out in the year 2100.

Oh, this is like Euro Trip, but Nickelodeon.

Everyone in this looks like they would be in Euro trip.

Yeah.

See?

Oh!

I thought they were going to not kiss.

This hesitation was weird.

Yeah, she really hesitated.

Yeah.

And he did nothing.

She looks like she knows how to snowboard.

She does.

Like, not based on her outfit, just like her hair and like look.

Everything about her says, I know how to snowboard.

I think you.

He knows how to drink hot chocolate back at the end.

Couldn't do a take-to on that one, huh?

We call this movie one and done, baby.

Is this 98 degrees?

I believe so.

Is that the round rock?

No, honestly, too round.

Chad, chat.

Gavin loves this guy.

I think I hate this guy.

So does Chevy Chase.

And so does Boss Hogg.

Yeah.

And Duke Boys are at it again.

isn't he like still like weird?

I think he's like a weird, like, right-wing guy now.

Yep, yeah, that's why I said he's Duke's a MAGA earlier.

Now, yeah, he uh, he's got a lot of opinions, yeah.

I just remember this is gonna sound crazy, but the thing that I remember him most for is he was the dad on Smallville.

Yes, he was, he was,

you know, he was pretty good in that, yeah, yeah.

He was Superman's dad, yeah.

Holy shit, I never made that connection for him, yeah, wow, that guy on the right looks like James May.

He did kind of.

Making their way the only way they know how.

That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.

Do you think Chevy Chase liked this guy?

Do you think anybody likes anyone?

Yeah.

I was going to ask earlier, do you guys think Chevy Chase ever has ever made a friend on set?

No, not.

Do you think he's weirded out when he likes someone?

Yes.

Oh, 100%.

He doesn't quite understand.

He kind of takes a step back and he looks in a mirror and he goes, What's this feeling?

What happened to me?

And then the camera pans back and up into the sky slowly as night 2000s music plays.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everyone in the crowd, yeah, tell us.

Yeah.

What, snow?

Oh, boy.

I can't say that.

Uh-uh.

One of the 11 words you can't say anymore.

Used to be seven.

Good old Canada.

Yep.

51st date.

I thought you said 51st dates.

That's a different thing.

Yeah.

Oh.

Why is this on the news?

I just want to know if it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow.

Just at home going, what the fuck is going on?

Why is this such a weird news date?

What happened to the dude who professed his love earlier?

Why aren't they talking about the robbery at the grocery store for Christ's sake?

Oh, I read.

Did you see the fun fact on Snow Day where there was a robbery?

What?

You didn't see that?

All right, hang on.

Let me get back to it.

I was looking at, I just pulled up the IMDB.

Trivia, a real bank heist took place near the filming location and

the felons drove right past the production assistant who immediately alerted everyone on set.

The felons were surprised to see what they were driving through was a film set shortly before driving headlong into and becoming hopelessly stuck in a fake snow drift.

No,

that's awesome.

This movie caught bank robbers.

Yep,

is he gonna go kiss the other girl now, too?

Hell yeah, this guy's crazy.

Yeah,

you can't.

He just looked at a mirror and he said, You can't have it all.

Well done.

Yeah, get him, Nick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa.

don't do it, Jordan!

Kiss the girl

getting some in this movie.

Dear Penthouse Forum, I think his dick didn't respond in the same way this time, and he realizes it's the other, the snowboarder he likes.

Dear Penthouse Forum, anything can happen on a snow day.

There I was

in the middle of an epic snowfight.

A pied crow flew off in the distance.

Some kid was strapped to a snowflight.

This farting child ran by me.

Push her off.

Push her into the pool.

Just begun.

What's the one on the side doing?

Is that to like swing down?

I guess.

You know what we should do?

What?

How is this going to lead to content?

Go ahead.

Oh, my God.

That burger.

He's taking the wheel.

You're going to love this idea.

The five of us together should write a sequel to Snow Day, our own screen.

Oh, God.

Oh, wow.

That's crazy.

Why not?

Honestly, why not?

Why not?

We just got to outline it, and then we'll just fucking bang it out like we banged out Celestial Gorbosis.

42-year-old Josh Peck returns to the town.

He grew up.

I think they remade this movie.

They did.

Yeah.

What?

Are you fucking serious?

In 2022, and you're...

Hang on.

Is that we gotta?

Rob Hubel's in it?

We gotta watch the remake and see how it compares.

We don't.

I don't think we do.

I think we do.

I think the bird is CG.

No, it's probably a dog.

Jesus.

Uh-oh,

yeah, man, talk your shit.

Holy shit, okay.

There's a a little bit of magic in this movie.

The children rise.

Oh, shit.

Rohirum.

The thing I'll say about this movie that I really like is that it's about 90 minutes long.

And I think that's, I don't mean that as like making fun of it.

I mean that as like a very positive thing for a movie like this.

It knows what it is.

Yep.

It does not overstay.

It's not trying to do too much.

It's giving you goofy storylines.

It's like all these things sort of converge.

This is great.

This is what we are missing from movies now.

You are 100% correct.

Like in the pitch of this film, the first thing they say is, all right, it's 90 minutes.

It's a kids' movie.

It's about a snow day.

Yep.

You got to leave with 90 minutes.

Absolutely.

Do you think this is all of Canada's hockey sticks?

Yeah,

they're gonna beat the shit out of him and his bird with hockey sticks.

You know how there's more guns in America than people?

Are there more hockey sticks in Canada than people?

Yeah, absolutely.

They're gonna break his truck, his livelihood?

Children playing.

Those children of the Canadian government.

He is the postal workers.

Trudeau and his gang.

Back to work.

You've broken them.

Back to work.

You're gonna see him at school.

What?

What?

Yeah, that's weird.

Does he work at the school?

Trudy does.

No, he just likes to hang out there, I think.

You can do that?

You can de-plow from suck to blow.

i didn't know that was the lyric

i that was all my darling clemency me too yeah

we're stealing the car

yep it's gonna be a what a real hoo-ha the kids braces

Return them to the children.

So if they drive in reverse, they put all the snow back.

Oh, like Ferris Bueller.

Yeah.

Where's Trudy?

What if Trudy ate him overnight?

Pecks his eyes out.

Yeah, just pecked at him.

I'm just imagining like the end of the shining cuts to him the next morning.

Hi.

Bye.

That dude has does have a right to be upset.

He did steal his entire snowball.

No shit.

His dad's gonna be pissed.

Was he gonna fall?

What the fuck

Oh God, yeah, dumb

dead now you're dead, you're dead now

That's it, it's over you'll never date that girl now you don't have legs

Now you're different

That's gotta be a felony.

Yeah, but it's probably on Grand Theft Auto as well, I believe.

This is great.

This is such a great kids' movie plot.

Chat saying try her as an adult.

This was calculated, premeditated.

We have her notes in crayon.

Let the dude freeze to death, drove over that kid.

I want you have him.

Yeah!

You can have Ryu.

You think he looks that sick because he's been eating asbestos this whole thing?

Yeah, I just think, like, he's fucked up.

Just got hypothermia the whole movie.

Under the fun fact section on IMDb.

They should help get him out of the snow by pissing him out.

Hell yeah.

He'll keep him warm.

Keep him alive.

At least for a bit.

Yeah.

Jesus.

I think Trudy's going to come down and get him.

I think Trudy's going to be eating good for a couple of days.

Iggy Pop's going to show up tomorrow and have to call the cops about this dead kid in the snow.

Nah, this kid's going to grow up to be the next Chris Elliott.

He'll be driving that snow plow in 10 years.

Snow plowman beginnings.

Oh my god, this is all goes in the sequel.

Yes.

Well, we got to stop talking about it.

We're going to spoil the movie.

Like, what do you think the budget was for this movie?

It couldn't have been that much, right?

I can look it up.

What percentage of it went to Chevy Chase?

That's what I was thinking.

Like, I think the budget was probably like $8 to $10 million.

I was going to get $7.

The year 2000 shot in 99.

I bet it probably couldn't have been more than like

10.

If it crossed 10 million, that'd be crazy.

Did they not show the budget on box office mojo anymore without paying for it?

Oh, no, it's there.

Budget was $13 million.

Oh, wow.

I was going to guess 12.

Damn.

It opened with 14 million theater

went on to gross 60 million domestically this one was a huge 60 million yeah

did another two million internationally i assume that's andrew 62 million 464 000 globally wow

i couldn't watch that it looked his ears were gonna get cut off yeah that was a dangerous stunt

I think like your 10 minutes starts now.

This movie is very competently made.

It came out in the year 2000.

It wasn't a time where movies, like how movies now look, everything like looks pretty good, but everything kind of like sucks.

This was, this was pretty, like, this is well lit and at least like medium, well-shot.

Like, this is fine.

It's like a fine movie for $13 million.

That, that's awesome.

This is what we're missing.

We need more of this stuff.

I totally agree.

Yeah, we couldn't do this with $13 million.

Luckily for us, we don't have to because we don't have $13 million.

Yep.

God, imagine if we had $13 million.

That would be awesome.

I wonder if you could buy Chris Elliott for $13 million.

I'll just hire him for a second.

Yeah, I don't remember what he looks like.

What the f ⁇ ?

Warriors!

Are they going to come out?

Are they going to kill someone?

Yeah, I think they killed two people.

Yep.

Yeah, I think the body count was two on that one.

Don't come

here.

They come for the third.

Now they gotta start killing people to cover it up.

You could have cut this guy entirely out of the movie.

Out all day?

All right, that's a fun payoff.

Why does he have outside lights inside?

That's great.

You guys had a shitty, shitty thing.

Andrew, I didn't hate it.

That's great.

I really genuinely thought I was going to hate this movie.

It's very, as you said, 98.

Yeah.

It aims the audience it's targeted for.

Chris Elliott is a lot of fun in it.

Yeah.

It like

it is competently made.

The script is fun enough.

All the characters are fine.

It's a very like kids idea kids movie, and I think that's great.

Yeah, there is, I feel like very understandable, but me as a six-year-old thought this was a fantastic movie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's no point where the the film drags.

Maybe around the Iggy Pop stuff, but not even really then.

It was pretty solid all the way through.

This is a good film.

A fun little 90-minute movie.

Yeah, for a kids' movie, I gave it like a solid seven and a half or eight.

Yeah.

I'm going to be very surprised if they don't show bloopers in the credits.

I'll tell you what, though.

All the bloopers are just Chevy Chase yelling at kids and stepping on his lines.

This really reminded me how fun a movie can be when it's not, you know, necessary two hours.

God, when it's 90 minutes, isn't it

a blast?

I just, I think, I think a 90-minute movie is such a great time when you watch Craven the Hunter and it's two and a half hours and you just

have Jordan Sweers sitting next to you going, and

you have to end.

No more scenes.

And there's five more scenes.

He had sunk down so low in his chair, he could not get lower.

It was awesome.

It was less funny.

It was incordable.

a 90 minute movie draft oh that'd be fun that is a great idea

90 minute movie draft is a great idea midnight toots had a pretty good comment he said they had to keep chevy chase away from the main cast he really did shoot away from the main cast

he doesn't have anything to do with anyone in that movie yeah i bet all the scenes with him and kids in the same shot were green screen The only scene where his like oldest son sees him and yells, Chevy Chase is like doesn't see him.

They don't appear in the same shot together.

Yep.

Wow.

How crazy?

90-minute movie draft.

90-minute movie draft.

Yeah.

I like that.

I love that.

I think it's a great idea.

Never seen a movie with so many B plots.

There's almost no A plot.

It's just B plots.

Oh, look at Cade.

Cade.

Oh, wow.

With the Anag and the TLC logo style.

No one's going to understand that.

Our audience does not get that at all.

I'm fucking downloading that.

Isn't love actually just a series of B-plots?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

That's why I drafted it in Narcissus.

I love that movie.

I'm just imagining that Aneg logo coming up with the HBO static sound.

Except it's just the sound of an egg frying.

Hell yeah.

And then Sopranos starts.

Hell yeah.

Dogs and birds.

What is the

when you hear the HBO sound?

What's the theme song that plays?

Probably the product.

Yeah.

Jeff?

I don't hear any particular show.

I hear the original sound ID, which is the...

That was from my childhood.

Yeah,

before the static sound.

Yeah, before the static sound, they had that one.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think you've ever heard that.

Maybe Deadwood, actually.

Oh, Deadwood's a good one.

That, yeah.

God, that show's so good.

For me, it's just so sopranos.

Like, all the way.

Like, every time I hear that static, it is, oh, Soprano's about to come on.

Oh, damn.

Tales from the crypt.

Holy shit.

Shit.

That show freaked me out.

Oh, me too.

Absolutely.

Real sex, fucking A.

I feel like Jeff would have stories about knowing someone on real sex.

I wish I did, but I don't.

It just feels like you would.

Well, guys, I think we did it.

I think we watched Snow Day all the way through.

I, Andrew, great pick.

Great pick.

Yeah, they went way better than I thought.

It was just, you know, I wanted a movie that was for the season that you guys wouldn't have seen.

And this was my go-to as a kid.

And that was for winning the summer movie.

And that was for winning.

Yeah, exactly.

I got to make the pick.

The music starts in about 45 seconds of Embeddler.

Oh, cool.

He found it.

Well, there you go.

Guys, thank you so much for joining us.

Thank you for being Falcons.

Thank you for

supporting us directly.

We could not do this without you.

We really appreciate you being a part of this and supporting us on Patreon.

We definitely,

we could try to do this without you.

It would not go well.

So we really appreciate you.

We can try right along.

Yep.

So, so we really, really, truly, like, like definitely, as much as we say it, like, we mean it twice as much because we could not do this without you.

So, thank you very much for being a part of this.

And to be honest, as soon as we get off this, we're going to talk about you guys and how much we appreciate you, but privately.

That's true.

That's very true.

You guys were great in the chat, too.

This was a lot of fun.

This is a great way to do it.

What are the Falcon ratings before we go?

Out of 10.

Oh, yeah.

What do you guys rate that movie?

10 of 10 sold 7, 8.

7, 7, 10.

7 out of 10 is a classic bagel rating.

Seven.

9.7 from.

the average is somewhere between seven and eight.

Pretty good.

Dusky Jenna, five out of ten.

Josh.

For for like a movie, whatever, it's it's like a six.

Who cares?

For a 90-minute kids movie that came out in the year 2000, that's like an eight.

That like, it does, it does everything pretty well.

None of it is very like boring or drags.

It does a good job at what it's trying to do.

I think that's an eight out of 10 if you're judging it from what it is trying to achieve.

I was just about to say, too, like, they don't make that movie that good today, but I guess we can check because it was remade in 2022.

But you know,

just by thinking, not even closing your eyes, you know exactly what it looks like.

Yeah.

You know.

how it's lit.

You know what the characters look like.

You know how everyone's dressed.

Like, you know, none of it is the ugly little fat kid who farts.

None of it, like, that doesn't,

that, that's not it, man.

It's just not.

Yeah, you're totally right.

So, I don't know.

It's a bummer, but that's a fun movie.

Uh, good pick, Andrew.

We'll have to see

who wins the next movie draft and who watch and what we watch because that's a blast.

I can't wait.

Yep.

Have a good night, everybody.

Thank you very much.

Uh, and we'll see you next time for our uh next Falcon event.

We appreciate you guys, and we'll see you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Love everybody.

Love you.