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Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.

This is episode 72.

My name is Jeff Ramsey.

With me, as always, a giggly little Gavin Free, Eric Padour, Nick Schwartz, and Andrew Panton.

What are you laughing at, buddy?

There's just something that the audience doesn't get to listen to every week, and that's you cutting out immediately after starting talking on the MS.

It just sounds like, it just sounds like, hello!

Because

I go high with the hello.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's funny.

Hey, real quick, I I want to do a fit check.

Andrew, what are we wearing today?

Shirt, shorts, underwear.

Whoa, no.

Once again, two for two.

So you're really embracing this clothed lifestyle all of a sudden.

What is going on there?

You know, I'm just trying to switch it up, just seeing how it feels, seeing if I like it.

I don't dislike it.

I'm pretty indifferent to it so far, to be honest.

Age 31?

Just seeing what clothes feel like.

Well, no, no, listen.

I'd like to.

I'll take some clothes for a spin.

If I'm not going out of my house, then I don't think it matters.

But if I'm going out, obviously, I'm a big clothes guy.

Did you go out today?

No, it's only it's only 9.08 a.m.

Oh, right.

Woke up, did some settings, talked to Nick,

thought about burgers.

I've had a lot of burgers on the mind recently.

I feel like you have consistently throughout September been at a higher burger count than days of the month.

It's been pretty consistent.

It has been a lot lot of buy one, get ones.

There was a big Wendy's coupon thing in the building I live in, and there's a place where people can throw away their coupons.

So I become a little coupon raccoon and I go in there and I got a whole bunch of buy one, get one Wendy's burgers.

So almost any time, if you've noticed, I've always done two burgers every single update.

It's because I'm just rolling through those coupons.

When you become the coupon raccoon, is this like

you're embracing the clothes lifestyle?

is this a lifestyle choice that you typically make where you're going like i'm i'm gonna go hunt for these coupons well here's the thing it i get the coupon in my mailbox

so i know they're gonna go to other people when it's uh most of the time at least so i i evaluate i'll take a little moment i'll look at the sheet i'll see what are we doing are we doing any good deals am i excited about any of these things and if so I'll do a little digging.

I'll do a little coupon digging.

I'll go raccoon mode and I'll see what's going on in that bin.

Sometimes

what really throws me off my game is if there's a coupon I like that I didn't get, like for a place.

Like, I don't know if they signed up for it or what, but

get my coupons going.

Get these burgers flowing.

I think there's only one.

I'm at, I think, 10 burgers, nine or 10 burgers.

I think only one of them has been an independent non-couponed burger.

Eric just posted some raccoons drinking some Wendy's.

That's me.

Strawberry lemonade, baby.

Two junior baconators.

And

I will say,

I will say

your last burger update at the time of this recording, which is a little before when it actually comes out.

On the ninth, you had nine burgers.

And like

your total is nine.

And so I, you know gavin's right you're pretty consistent with the date oh i gotta i gotta get to that coupon room i gotta see what's up in that bin can we get a full updated burger count right now as of uh i guess 11 days in 11 days in uh 911 burger count eric is at three

andrew is at nine nick is at four

jeff is at eight and gavin is hang on

two

All right.

You're kind of good for me.

I'm so impressed by you.

That's higher than I thought it would be 11 days into the month for you.

Did you see my other count?

Yeah.

Okay.

So,

and to update everyone,

Gavin's new Paie count is one.

Hell yeah.

Tesco's finest.

I feel bad.

I've...

I'm only one behind Andrew, and I haven't used a single coupon yet.

I've just been buying full-priced burgers.

Oh,

the fool's move.

Got to get in that bin.

Apparently, I need to get into raccoon mode.

You got to talk to that raccoon that ate your burrito and go find

the coupons.

He'll guide you.

Dude, I cannot imagine what that raccoon's tummy felt like the next day.

He's looking for them coupons to get more of those burritos.

I'll tell you what he's doing.

I wonder what raccoon diarrhea looks like.

It's probably not that different.

I imagine it's pretty similar.

Do you think when an animal gets diarrhea,

they think that's it?

They're dying?

I don't know.

Maybe it depends on the animal.

Some animals, I think, yeah, I was going to say, I don't think it would notice.

I don't think it would have an awareness.

What animal has the worst diarrhea?

I'm sure you would notice.

What animal?

I mean, I don't need to know that.

Yeah, I also don't want to know that.

I want to know.

I'm not going to look at it.

I just want to know.

Okay.

Hippos.

Oh, that makes sense.

That reads.

Oh, dear.

Hippos are often cited as having some of the most notable diarrhea diarrhea due to a combination of large volume, frequent occurrences, and a unique territorial behavior known as muck spreading.

Oh, yeah, that's where they like whip their tails over the Aetis and flick shit all over.

Yeah, I've seen that.

Do you know about that at zoos where they have signs that are like, don't get too close, you will get sprayed?

Yeah.

No, I just don't.

I didn't work at the zoo.

That's awesome, though.

Oh, muck spreading.

I don't think there's any taking care of a hippo in your home movie.

Like, there's a phase where I want to say it was Disney, but also, oh, Eric just posted the Splatter Zone.

Splatter Zone sign looks terrifying.

It is a hippo flinging that tail, launching shit everywhere.

Is it your most famous commercial about a hippo in a house, though?

It's like a laundry hippo or something.

It totally is.

It's one of the top

solar commercials.

Yeah, it's a home loan.

Yeah, it's a debt collecting hippo.

But I just was thinking about there's like movies where people live with lions and there's monkey movies or they got to take care of the monkey.

I don't think there's a hippo movie.

I don't think there's ever been a, oh, this family has to raise a hippo all of a sudden.

Because I was just thinking about the mucking.

That'd be real inconvenient if you had to deal with that in your own home.

Was Ace Vitra in a rhino or a hippo?

Rhino, I think.

That was a rhino.

Haven't seen it, but I'll declare that.

I feel like there's a rhino.

I don't know that we need to see any of these, but there are a few hippo-centric movies out there.

Uh-oh.

Like one.

Hugo the hippo, an animated film from 1975.

The British horror film titled Hippopotamus from 2018.

And the horror film in production called Hungary about a hippo attacking tourists.

Not what I was looking for.

I wanted like a Disney family channel type film.

of this family.

Like we bought a zoo, but we bought a hippo and we didn't mean to.

Like like the dad thought a hippo was a type of boat and he bought it and then right right ends up with a hippo and they have to take care of it and somehow it brings the family together one of those or airbud with a hippo would be awesome just a hippo on the field with all the kids playing football yeah i guess there aren't a lot of i guess there aren't a lot of live-action hippo actors and actresses do you think that should be the one animal movie of the year that stars a real hippo I think it has to be in the running because the market is so underserved.

I think we got to see if the hippo market comes out.

We got to find the Bart the Bear of Hippos.

Henry the Hippo type situation.

What about Hippo and the Hendersons?

Hippo and the Hender, a crossover?

Harry and the Hippos.

He has to move in with a family full of hippopotamuses and integrate there.

Oh, perfect.

The movie just starts with John Lithgow telling him to do one.

And then he goes off into the woods and he walks for two days and then he is befriended by the John Lithgow of Hippos who brings him into his hippo community and it basically starts all over again.

Are there

this is a pivot, but are there any environments that you find regularly bring up the worst in people?

Like Costco if you like Swan.

Battlefield?

Have you been playing a lot of Battlefield or just no, I mean like the battlefield?

Oh,

oh, the environment, the battlefield.

Like when everyone starts killing everyone?

Yeah, all the murder and stuff.

Yeah, and then like Darth Vader shows up and it's the fog of war and then you just see fucking friendly fire left and right right and you don't know who you're shooting and yeah.

I feel like any hot environment.

Oh, hot brings out the worst.

The luggage carousel at an airport.

This might be a draft.

Now the way that I'm phrasing it.

Oh, very interesting.

You know when the entire family stands in front of the ramp where the luggage comes down and they stand with their shins against the machine there?

What are they doing?

What are they getting out of that?

I think their bags no cuz I don't think they're getting their bags faster.

I think they just love getting in the way.

I think they just have a good time being in the way.

Yeah, I don't think they have enough

Realization to understand that they're in the way.

I don't think the universe extends past the their own bubble in that way, you know Yeah, I think if they just like it's like point A to point B.

It's like it's like a an a fly that sees food.

You're like that that's where my bag is.

I go there.

There's no perception that other people could be inconvenienced by your actions because they don't exist within your bubble of you and your bags.

I

have encountered a unique frustration in which I have been playing a little bit of Destiny 2.

I went back to it and I'm playing with friends and we haven't played in a while.

And anytime I play with somebody, we'll start playing.

There's a new, there's recently a new expansion.

We'll start playing.

And then like two missions in, they'll ask for me to take them to the tower to put their stuff in the vault and it infuriates me because they haven't played this game in two years.

There's an expansion.

All the all the leveling is different.

Everything has changed, but people just don't want to throw away stuff even virtually.

So I have to then leave our mission and then head to like it's a three minute process at least.

It's infuriating.

It has Every person I've played with has had this thing where when I loaded in, I just deleted everything in my possession because I was like, I'm not going to need this.

I'm getting new gear.

But they are like, oh, I got to, you know, this stuff was important at one point.

And it's like, what are you saying?

You haven't played in two years.

You don't know any of the stuff you currently have, but you're making me take you to a place to throw it in a vault where you will then not think about it ever again.

It has no real value.

And it has driven me crazy.

What if it was a one-off seasonal hat or something?

And let me know.

Is it cosmetic or is it like their copy of Gallahorn that they're holding onto for some reason?

It is some random purple weapon that is in their secondary slot that was filling up space, that they need space to get the new gear, but they don't want to let go of the old gear.

And it just drives me nuts because I know it doesn't actually matter to them in any actual way.

There's no real loss here.

You're going to get new stuff that you like more almost instantly, but we're having to go through this process of you putting a thing into a box that you will then never reopen the box for.

There's no scenario.

Do they get the hang of it after a little bit of time where they realize that themselves and they stop doing it?

Or is it a consistent thing?

Once they, that's such an interesting point.

Once they deposit all of the stuff that they used to have, They then never ask to do it again.

They just start throwing away stuff as it comes in.

I think because they see it and evaluate where they just assume that because they didn't clean out their inventory last time they played, that these are important weapons.

It's just frustrating.

Is there still such thing as light level in Destiny?

Yes.

That is like they reset it.

They changed the whole system for it.

So what would a current light level be?

Now, that is a thing I don't know because I'm approaching this re-entry of my Destiny experience in a completely different way.

Where before I was so hooked on like getting the highest light and going through that grind.

Now it's just like I pop in and I do the narrative stuff I care about.

And then I'll maybe just play like a round or two.

I'm not chasing light.

So I think I'm like light 130 or something, but I think it goes significantly higher.

Okay.

Interesting.

I have no clue what the peak is, but.

So you're saying you could happily hop into destiny one

and then just delete everything.

That I'm currently holding?

Yeah.

Can...

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me rephrase that.

I can.

Let me rephrase that.

If Destiny 1 put out a new expansion where it brought all new loot and the light system was changing, then yeah.

So you would like delete your Gallahorn and stuff.

Well, the Gallahorn you can just retrieve later.

I'm not saying exotics.

These aren't people that have like 16 exotics in each slot.

It's random purple weapons that they just just were like, I like that pistol.

You'll find a new pistol.

I'm with Andrew because I haven't played Destiny in a very long time, but I played one and two

for an appreciable amount of time.

And if there's one thing that rings true to me about that game, it's that the second DLC comes out, everything you have is useless.

And then it's all replaced immediately.

As somebody who enjoys collecting.

in the real world, I actually enjoy the process of getting rid of my stuff in that game.

It is like a healthy reminder to me that I can just let this stuff go.

It is fine.

I feel the same way.

I feel that way about Borderlands also, where I want to collect as much as possible.

Like, I want to get all these things and then my backpacks fall.

And then I get rid of all that stuff.

And it's a very cathartic feeling.

I, like, it's the only place where I experience that is like these looter games.

How crazy.

I never thought about that.

You like nailed it.

You should try it in your garage.

It's awesome.

If you collected a bunch of Pokemon cards andrew would you be fine burning them all now

i don't think i'd want to burn those but i wouldn't also let's say like there's a new set right like a new we're we're at we're at the card shop there's a new set and i have a binder full of old cards i'm not gonna ask them to drive me back home so i could get a new binder

i would find a way i would get rid of some stuff if I need to.

It's okay.

The collection that Gavin's talking about here is Pokemon cards or whatever, which is maybe not something that you've

breached into very much.

But can I ask if someone wanted,

would you feel comfortable getting rid of all your McDonald's sauces?

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Am I

have regret about that?

I've got a giant bag of expired BTS sauce in my closet that I need to get rid of, but it's just such a fucking headache.

But what did you think was going to happen?

Well, it was, you know, it's one of those things where it's a funny thing to do at the time, and then there are consequences later.

And now I'm at the consequences later part.

Listen, don't start asking him to think about consequences as shit he does, man.

That's not how this works.

It made sense in the moment.

Speaking of consequences, I tried to do a new thing.

I did a new thing.

I would not recommend it.

There were consequences?

There are consequences to the new thing.

There are immediate consequences.

Consequences I was aware of as a distinct possibility, but I was thinking about things that I've never done.

And let's say by like the end of my life, I feel like it would be like, oh, it's kind of cool that I did that at least once.

Kind of went a little outside of the park because it's not just a...

a thing of like, oh, this would be kind of cool.

It was like, you know what?

This is bothering me today.

Let me me see what I could do.

Let me

get in the lab a little bit and figure it out.

I,

for the first time ever, had an egg.

I'm curious if it, no, not an egg.

Oh.

Cut my own hair.

I attempted

a haircut.

Oh.

I would never do that in a million years.

That's so brave of you.

You're married to a hairstylist.

So, Andrew, you

are you cut your own hair, but you started all this by saying that it was consequences related.

In what way was it consequences related?

They're not good.

They're not good.

This was

not great.

Are we talking scissors?

Are we talking...

Oh, we're talking scissors, but we're talking like not hairstyle.

I assume they have their own scissor.

This was a...

This was like...

craft scissor.

Come on.

Oh, God.

You're using like orange-handled, like normal-ass scissors?

Oh, I mean, I don't know if they were orange, but yeah, they were like normal scissor.

It was a normal scissor situation.

Did they have like dregs of sticky tape goo on them and stuff?

No, they were clean.

There's a little bit of glitter glue on it still.

So I just washed my hair.

My hair has been long, and it was just really annoying me having it on my shoulders.

So I was like, you know what?

I'm just going to

deal with this.

Worst case scenario, it turns out poorly.

And I'll figure that out later.

Second case, I mean, I don't really, I don't see my hair most of the time unless I'm looking at my reflection.

I can live in a world where it's fine if I need to.

I'm not confronted by the mistake.

So I didn't, I guess I, you know what?

Now that I think about it, probably should have watched a video or something on how to do it.

So what was your plan?

Grab it and go?

Yeah, that was, it was my plan.

So I

like ponytailed as much as I could and then just cut across the side and then just did that in a few different places.

Across the side?

Well, you know, cutting like

right to left.

Like I lifted it up and then I went right to left.

Okay.

You're thinking that I went like diagonal on my head like it's a chess piece.

That wasn't the move.

I balled up the long hair.

No, I didn't think you bishoped your hair.

Yeah, now

describe how you cut it in chess moves.

Now, would you say you rooked it?

I would say that I did a two-pawn forward entry on the lifting of the back of it, and then maybe I knighted from right to left.

Interesting.

So there's

a little bit of a turn in there.

All right.

Yeah.

So I did that, and it felt better immediately.

I enjoyed the likeness of it.

Oh, bowl cut.

I could have gone bowl cut style.

It's very, it's, so the issue is, it's completely uneven.

It's crazy.

I've never had hair like, oh, because I've always had it cut by somebody who knew what they were doing.

I will, it's short, and then I will, like, put my hand through it, and there's just like a long strand.

So I'm going to, I'm going to buzz a lot of it is my plan.

I'm just going to start over.

I'm just going to do a clean.

I'm going to wipe it.

I'm going to reset and just razor it.

Surely just having someone that you're with attempt it would be would have been better than you doing it.

Absolutely.

Undeniably.

I was just living in the moment a little bit.

I was like, you know what?

This has been bothering me for a while.

Let's just deal with this.

Let's just cut it.

And

you might have found out that you're a natural at it.

Definitely not a natural, but we tried something new.

Yeah.

And I was happy about it.

Nothing wrong with it.

Did you do it in the mirror?

No.

No.

You didn't use a mirror?

Why did you laugh at him for asking that?

Because I feel like I've been clear that this was not well thought out or planned in any capacity.

I didn't watch a guide on it.

I mean, I feel like even the least prepared person would probably do it in the bathroom in front of a mirror.

You can't even shave without a mirror.

Are you now going to hunt down that poor old man that retired to escape you to get your hair cut by him again?

No, I mean, I got a guy.

I got a guy I like.

I just, I haven't been able to make an appointment recently.

And it was bothering me in that moment.

And I was like, you know what?

Let's try it.

Let's just see what happens.

It's hair.

It'll grow back.

I would love to make a video where we all cut our own hair without using a mirror.

What do you

even work?

I told you how it works.

It's real easy.

You bundle the hair at the back.

And then you unite it right to left.

And then you do that a few times.

And then you do it in the front.

And then

you're uneven, baby.

You're looking crazy.

Looking more like a bishop cut.

If you had to name it, like if you had to name your haircut, what do you think you would name it?

My initial instinct is

quicksand.

Mick jagged.

Mick jagged.

I like Mick Jagged.

I'm trying to.

There's not like a style necessarily to it.

It's just it's more, it'll be short, short, short, and then a random strand of like long hair.

Not in the sense of like, it's visibly long, but like I can feel the singular hair that's way longer than all the other hairs that was not cut.

How about you call it the Raymond some hair?

Oh, the Raymond some hair.

That's phenomenal.

Oh my God.

Oh, Raymond some hair.

If I cut my hair, that's my new alter ego for it.

Oh, Christ.

So I wouldn't recommend it.

I would advise against it.

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What does it mean if my GoXLR is flashing?

I don't know.

I spilled lemonade on mine, so it flashes all the time.

So

you, the other week, somehow destroyed every single thing that you had on your desk.

With a drink.

There was a lightning storm and a power outage, and it just caused complete chaos.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, well, let's go.

Hold on.

It was, so it was a lightning storm and a power outage, and you spilled lemonade all over everything.

No, the storm did it.

Well, the storm alerted.

Okay.

It's the weirdest power outage I've ever experienced, where half the things in my room turned off and the other half were unfaced.

So I didn't know what was going on.

Well, did the things that turn off

have lemonade all over them?

No.

That didn't happen happen yet.

That was late.

Did you trip a breaker or did you actually lose power?

I lost power.

It was a crazy thunder, lightning.

It was very loud.

The thunder was shaking the building.

Lightning was going off.

And then everything turned off except my shitty Mac that is so slow.

It's like it's so slow that it couldn't even catch up.

Like it wasn't aware.

It was in its own world.

Maybe the power outage just hadn't made its way to the slow Mac yet.

I think so.

I think it was like slowly climbing up the line, but then it sorted itself out by the time it got there.

But

yeah,

I was very confused.

It was loud.

I was spooked.

I went to move something.

I knocked over

a lemonade and it went on my Go XLR, which sucks.

And so I had to order a whole other thing.

It's been an annoyance, but we're here.

We're recording a podcast with Raymond some hair.

And I need to go to the coupon bin later because I need a burger today.

I need to get above those numbers.

I can't live with this nine.

We got to hit double digits today.

I have another thing in my notes that I want to talk about.

I keep forgetting about.

It's not significant.

Okay.

I want to update this.

We talked about this weeks ago.

Eric on a stream, and let me just open with: I don't want to get hopes up.

This is a no-go.

But Eric on a stream jokingly said we should send Kurt Russell a Gerpler.

I did the recon on that.

Tried to make that happen.

I figured out who his manager was, got an email, sent an email offering to send a

prized Gerpler cup.

Did not get a reply.

This was awesome.

Oh, no.

So that door's closed.

Unfortunately.

It's really that.

Who could have?

I mean, it doesn't sound closed until you get a no.

It sounds to me like maybe they just didn't check to see if anybody was at the door yet.

Maybe it's unread.

Kevin Donovan would say otherwise.

All right, well, let's not throw names out there.

Bleep that.

We can't throw out the name of the director of the tuxedo, Kevin Donovan.

Oh, okay.

I thought you were saying the manager's name.

No, believe it or not, I don't remember the tuxedo director's name.

Kevin Donovan.

Oh, Eric just posted Kurt Russell with a bunch of cups.

He would love a Gerpler.

Yeah, imagine it's that because he's holding, what, like eight coffees.

He's got so many coffees in his hands in this image.

Imagine instead of that many coffees, he only has to hold like two big cups.

Here's the thing: Kurt Russell, a man known for holding drinks, like this entire bottle of wine, he could put probably most, if not all of that into one Gerpler, and then he's got it to go.

So, Kurt, reach out.

Let us know.

Get your GURP on.

Yeah.

Just don't put lemonade in them.

And if you're recording stuff, keep it far away from anything.

Did you put lemonade in a Gerpler?

No, I didn't.

But it would be bad if I did.

I thought about it.

I considered it.

Probably would have been better if you did.

You know what?

Actually, yeah, probably wouldn't have knocked over.

You're right.

Yeah.

Probably wouldn't have spilled.

Something to think about.

The problem is with my desk is everything's uneven.

I got a bunch of uneven parts on my desk.

Hey, Gavin, what do you think the other problems with his desk are?

I just, I still don't understand how you spilled water all over your mixer.

And then you were still using it, and then it just seemed to like hard turn off forever.

It so what happened was, because we were about to do a recording,

and everything was sort of okay, wasn't the best, but it was sort of okay.

And then we went to actually do the recording part, and it muted all of my channels permanently on it, and I could not turn them off.

Something with the liquid and the wiring activated the mute button, like the literal mute button.

Maybe theoretically, I guess I could go in and try to unmute.

I did try that at the time.

I haven't plugged it in in a few days.

Maybe it's dried more.

It didn't seem like you tried much of the time because one second you were talking to us and then you were silent for about 15 seconds.

And then you said, we're going to have to reschedule.

Bye.

Okay, well, here's the thing.

Actually, you brought up another point as to

we had a meeting before that and during the meeting, it would just randomly do that.

And then I would be able to unmute it by the time that I needed to say something.

I was just able to get it to work.

And then it just fully locked in in a permanent mute state across my channels.

So I couldn't talk

about a permanent mute state.

It was a permanent mute state.

It was Gavin when he was three or whatever.

More like five.

That's a deep cut.

That's a deep cut.

That's very funny.

Five to six, probably.

Like the entirety of five to six.

Right.

Someone spilled a drink on me and then I didn't say anything for two years.

We had the NFL come back recently.

We're in week two.

We're about to start week two.

I was watching the game and Rich Eisen.

The game?

What is that?

I was watching the game.

Which game?

Friday's game.

Okay, you made it sound like the NFL was one game.

No, no, no, no, it was one game that day.

So it was the game of that day.

It was the Friday game, I believe, the YouTube game with Mr.

Beast, Mr.

Over-Under himself.

Rich Eisen was on the call with Kurt Warner, and he said something that I think is so unintentionally hilarious that I can't stop thinking about it.

I put it in my notes.

I want to run it by you guys.

He opened the broadcast.

It was him and Hall of Famer Kurt Warner.

And he said, I'm Rich Eisen, and I'm joined alongside my Hall of Fame friend, Kurt Warner, which then made me think about, could you Hall of Fame your friends?

The way he said it,

it could be anything worse.

It's not about his career, it's that him and he views Kurt Warner as such a great friend that he's in his hall of fame of friendship.

Yeah, he's been inducted into the Rich Eisen Hall of Friendship fame.

Yeah.

Which is everyone's dream, obviously.

But that's where I want to be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, actually.

I have been listening to his podcast lately.

What would be like the

barriers of like entry?

How long do you need to be friends with someone before they're considered for your Hall of Fame of friendship?

Can they fall out of it?

I think if they miss so many certain years, they're no longer eligible.

I would assume.

I think we'd want it to work like a real Hall of Fame.

What do you think, like 20 years?

Do they have to stop being your friend for like five years and then they're eligible?

Like, you got to be friends for 20 years.

That's an interesting point.

And then you can nominate them after that point.

Like, they're no longer longer active friends otherwise you have to wait for their dad to nominate them right

well like you can't nominate a current even think about that i i have some friends that will only get in posthumously

oh man how does that work that'd be such a fun part of funerals If like anyone at the funeral wanted to induct them into the Hall of Fame on that day.

Your mom or your sister would have to come up or your wife would accept accept the award on your behalf and

then there's like uh anyone else and then someone new might get up and be like oh

oh and there was like that moment with like will he make like craig's hall of fame or not it's kind of like like yeah will deep purple making him the rock and roll hall of fame or not and then everybody's looking to see if he just keeps his mouth shut and you're like that motherfucker There's people making

videos.

They're making YouTube videos about like, yeah, I just don't know if Steve's really cut out to be in the Hall of Fame.

This is his his last year on the ballot.

Trump's in a press conference speaking out on your behalf.

He's like, put him in the hall of fame.

Him and John.

No one's been unanimous.

No one's been unanimous.

There's always one guy holding out going, no, I don't think he belongs in the friendship hall of fame.

That's actually another, I didn't even think about it from that angle.

I guess theoretically,

your other friends would have to vote on which friend.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah, you wouldn't get a say necessarily in who's in your Hall of Fame.

Well, you could, I mean, you're nominating, you're putting them forward to be like, here's my ballot for my friendship hall of fame.

Okay.

And then your other friends would have to vote on them to get, if we're doing it just one-to-one, like baseball, they have to vote.

And that's got to be tough if you have friend groups that don't necessarily mix.

Like

they don't

know if it's one-to-one.

Isn't it largely not friends?

Isn't it people that know you, but you're not friends with?

You're right.

It's baseball writers.

It's writers.

So it would have to be people outside your friend group voting on who your Hall of Fame friends are.

It would be, it would be listeners of this podcast

voting on if our friends that we nominate would make the hall of fame based on how much we've talked about them and how much of an impact they've made.

Unreal.

Unreal.

That would be better for us than if we had to make it ourselves.

Because could you imagine if you're like you specifically, Eric, are trying to get into my friendship hall of fame, but Bernie Burns is on the fucking list?

He's like, no, absolutely not.

Yeah.

How does family work?

Can family get in on the hall of fame?

They got to be really good friends.

Like, they got to be, you got to be really friendly with your family.

You know how you got to be like, my wife is my best friend?

You got to mean it.

Yeah.

You can't just say it.

You got to mean it.

You can't just be that thing you say to sound like a good husband.

You have to fucking actually mean it.

Yep.

I like this a lot.

I don't think I like it at all, but

I think we're on to something.

Do they get a statue?

What do you get for the hall?

It's a statue, right?

Typically.

Well, I think.

I think like a first ballot friendship Hall of Famer, you could definitely build the statue.

Like, I want to build the statue for my friend Andrew, who fixes cars and digs holes.

Like I

think they get a statue.

Insane.

This is insane.

But instead of the person, it's me.

It's just the person, like whoever's the friend, like whoever's friendship hall of fame it is.

You give them a statue of yourself.

Oh, no, I think that, I think your friend, if they make the Hall of Fame, it's a plaque with their face on it that you hang in your house.

Yeah.

Okay, wait, who's dead at this point?

Sounds like Andrew's dead.

Not this one, but the other one that digs holes.

Yeah,

my friend Andrew, who digs holes, is dead.

And I have to hang a babe root style black in my kitchen to honor him.

Speaking of digging holes and dead, you know how sometimes in the movies, somebody will be, somebody, a bad guy, will make you dig a hole to shoot you in it, you know?

Like your own hole?

Yeah.

Like your own hole.

How many times do you think that's happened in the real world where people dug their own death hole?

And maybe not like because a cowboy is going to shoot them in the back of the head once they're done, but maybe they're just digging a hole in their backyard and they fall in it and die.

Like how many people have dug their own death on accident?

Oh, like accidental death holes.

Accidental or on purpose.

Just, I mean, I think they're both interesting.

Okay.

I think that's a great question.

I want to narrow it a little bit.

How many of those accidental death holes have been bean holes?

I think probably zero.

Right.

Like, you think zero?

Nobody

in the history of humanity has died from a bean hole.

I can't imagine.

Okay, I think they're wide enough to have like shoring problems.

But it'd be like in one of those cave videos you see where the guy falls headfirst in and gets wedged and he can't get out, but his legs are kicking at the top of the bean hole.

Let me give you a scenario.

Bean hole is dug, but then it's like, oh, I'm exhausted.

You know what?

I'll put the beans in tomorrow.

It was a long day.

Somebody goes to the bean hole, unknowingly, falls down the bean hole.

I think they could die that way.

They're just going to fall down with one leg, though.

They're not going to double foot like pencil jump down the bean hole.

You don't know how many beans they need to cook.

People fall weird, too.

It could be a lot of beans.

Right, but those people, they didn't dig the bean hole, did they?

Like, what you're positing is people who...

No, no, no, no.

No, so they did.

They're like, you know what?

We need a bean hole.

We need to get these beans going.

But it took longer than expected.

It's now nighttime.

They're exhausted.

They're like, you know what?

Let's just put the bean part of the bean hole in tomorrow.

Everybody wants a good rest.

You know what?

I could see this happening because last night, Albert, we try to make him go to the bathroom before we go to bed, but last night he wouldn't.

And then at about 2:30 in the morning, he woke me up.

And I went to bed early last night, I went to bed at nine because I had to get up and go to the doctor this morning.

And so, anyway, he uh he woke me up at about two in the morning, 2:30 and needed to go to the bathroom.

And sometimes there's a breaker that'll trip in my house and it'll turn the outside lights off.

And so, I took him out in the backyard, and the lights were off.

I was like, I'm too tired to fucking deal with that breaker.

So, I just walked around in the backyard with him.

I could easily have forgotten that I had dug a bean hole earlier that day and walked right into it.

Oh, man, what a way to go!

Beanhole death.

I dug a death hole in Mind's Eye, but I don't think I've ever done any other death holes.

I think that's my only dig.

There's digging in that game?

There's a sequence where you have to.

It's a weird game.

I think if I was at gunpoint having to dig my own grave, I'd do such a shitty job.

It would take a long time.

It would take a long time, even if you were really trying hard.

It sucks.

Digging that bean hole fucking sucked.

The idea that we would dig a grave is like a bean hole times 15.

Fuck that.

Like, if you knew you were digging your own death hole and you knew that you were going to die, like you knew, like, no, two ways about it.

Why wouldn't you just attack the guy with the shovel he gave you?

Because then if he kills you, that's fine.

Now he just has to dig the hole.

And your last words can be, fuck you.

And there's.

There's no incentive to finish the hole because the more, the better job you do, the more incentive there is to kill you and put you in it.

Yes.

Whereas if you dig like an inch and then give up, they're going to have to dig the hole themselves.

Although, I would wager most people that are murdered and buried are buried in much shallower graves than the murderer intended initially.

Oh, yeah, probably.

Takes a long time.

You're right.

Yeah, and you're just like, I'm losing daylight.

I'm burning daylight.

I'm exhausted.

Every second I'm here, you know, increases the chance that somebody's going to come along and see me burying a body.

Three feet's pretty good, right?

Yeah.

You know what you don't see is people putting bodies in trees.

You'd think that there'd be more tree bodies.

You think that?

Well,

hear me out.

It's easier to cut a hole than it is to dig a hole.

Easier to cut a hole.

Yeah.

So you get a thick tree, right?

You're putting them in the trunk of the tree.

Yeah, you're cutting a hole in the tree.

It's a lot easier.

It is?

I think it would be than digging a hole.

A six-foot hole.

Based on what?

Looney tunes, I guess, largely, but

you, you get like a saw, you cut, you cut like a doorway into the tree, nice and clean.

Jeff, do something.

Just the shape, a shape of the door.

Now, I'm not saying you put in the tree.

First off, this is so bordering on incredibly problematic, this conversation in general, but.

I mean, I read a book when I was a kid called My Side of the Mountain, and a kid lived in the trunk of a tree.

I guess you could stuff a body in a trunk of a tree and then cover it up.

But the idea that you're going to dig into a tree,

first off,

base of a tree, I'm sorry, cut into a tree, the base of a tree big enough to stuff a human body in.

It's going to have to be a pretty big fucking tree.

Nobody's getting murdered and stuffed into a tree in Texas.

Maybe up in Canada, Redwood, that kind of thing.

We don't have trees that big, but then you're going to need a chainsaw.

Because you're never going to be able to saw into a tree like that in the way that you're talking about.

That's more of a chiseling thing.

And so you're going to need a chainsaw, incredibly loud.

And then glue.

Yeah, the glue, I thought.

The glue would be the easy part, though, I think.

Did you ever see that picture of the dog that climbed up in the tree trunk and then died?

And then they cut the tree down and there was a dog in it.

No.

It's a pretty scary picture.

Oh, yeah, I just looked it up.

I'm not going to post it here because I don't want you guys.

Yeah, you guys don't want to probably look at it.

But yeah, Gavin's right.

That's a thing.

That's crazy.

What the fuck?

They just cut a tree down of the

freaking fossilized dog in it or something.

I don't feel like you see this trope anymore, Jeff.

All the movies I'm thinking of are pretty old at this point.

When's the last movie you saw where a character had to do this?

Had to what?

Hide

a tree?

No, dig a hole.

Dig a hole.

Oh,

like, as I said, Mind's Eye had it.

That's the most relevant.

Oh, God.

You know what?

It just came up in, I think, the second to last episode of Poker Face Season 1.

I see.

There's a whole hole digging thing about it.

Yeah.

He was out in the woods.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I feel like it happens.

Oh, also, Search Party.

It was a whole big thing in Search Party.

I think that's what initially gave me the idea.

I was watching the rerun of Search Party and they had to dig a hole.

And they were blown away by how hard it is to dig a hole.

And I think that that's what was the nugget for the idea in the first place.

Interesting.

So I think it still shows up.

I wonder who's the first person to have that thought.

What was the first hole?

First hole.

Just in this scenario.

Like they're like,

I'm going to dispose of a, well, no, I guess not dispose.

It's like a threatening thing, right?

In the context we're talking about it.

Like you're making the person dig their own death hole.

Do you like, you think they came up with it in the moment where it was like, we're going to kill this guy?

Yeah, but man, it's like a lot of work.

Hey, we're going to kill you.

You dig your own hole.

And then the other, the other guy was like, oh, shit, that's cold.

And they started like high fight.

Well, I guess, I guess, low-fiving each other because they didn't know.

I think there needs to be planning, right?

Because you need shovels.

You're probably not in a shovel.

Yeah, but you would think like if you're going to dispose of a body, it's like, we're going to take this guy out there because we don't want to have to like drag a dead body.

So we'll like take the guy out there.

We'll kill him out there.

Then we'll dig the hole.

And the guy's like, why are we digging the hole?

Make him do it.

Like, I bet it was like probably like an epiphany.

Yeah.

A light bulb moment, right?

Yeah.

And then that guy became the leader of the gang after that.

I was going to say he became a goodfella.

Yeah, the tunnel snakes rule.

So we brought the break show back.

How'd it go?

Had to break ground to get to the break show.

Oh, my God.

We brought it back Monday.

We did a test show.

We're going to do another one next Monday.

I have imagined this will probably just bleed into it being a pretty regular and weekly thing.

But how'd you feel it went, Eric?

You and I talked a lot about going about doing it leading up to it and how it's weird to do a show every week for years and years and years and then to stop at cold turkey, but then you fill that time with other productions immediately.

So you just forget that that thing ever existed.

And then you have to dust it off and do it again a year later.

And you're like, I have no memory of what this was.

I know I did it, but I had zero memory of what it was.

And we talked a lot about that getting coffee leading up to it, but then we never really touched bass after we recorded the break show.

How'd you feel it went?

It was really good.

It was a lot of fun.

Nick ran the board, ran the audio and the video.

I think we got it pretty down pat.

There's like a couple of like little tweaks that I want to make for next week's show, but I really liked it.

I thought it was a lot of fun.

I thought it came together really well.

The audience was awesome.

Like the chat was going crazy the whole time.

Like it was really, really good.

I had a really fun time.

The thing that I really liked that you added that wasn't something that we'd necessarily done before, but like I think is a really good idea was the regulation collection, where out of all the cards that we opened, Jeff just selects a random, like

common card.

It's not even like, oh, this one's hollow foil, whatever.

It's just a regular, like pretty common card that he feels, I guess, reflected that episode or was like a little bit of a standout.

And then he goes, all right, this is the card that's going in like the regulation collection.

So if you watch the break show, you can also easily collect that card and be having like have your own regulation collection at home if you watch every episode of this thing or whatever.

It was really cool.

And will there be one added every episode, or is it occasional?

I think it's

the idea would be every episode, unless there's just nothing inspiring to add.

You know what I mean?

I don't want to add one just to add one.

I'm not going to force it, but I would like the idea that like every episode creates some sort of a memento, you know?

And I really appreciate you saying that, Eric, because the whole thing I wanted to harness with the break show from day one when it was fuckface break shit is just like collecting has gotten out of control with the money people are spending to collect and investing.

And they're just like, they're just beating all the fun out of it.

And the fun should be just the surprise and delight of collecting things that you enjoy or identify with or that strike your fancy in some way.

And that doesn't have to be expensive.

You can find all the joy in the world in bingo cards, right?

Like the movie bingo or Dallas cards or the Matt Menard, who has

daddy magic Matt Menard.

This guy

is just leading with his chin, and he has so much chin and throat to lead with.

And

I thought it really spoke to me.

It was awesome.

Emily had a soundboard, and she was going crazy style on the soundboard.

And

it was a lot of fun.

It was a very cool, like, we just keep, keep it to an hour, put it up later in the week on the podcast channel so people can watch it if they want to watch the VOD.

It was a really fun show that that i think like

was pretty easy to produce it just like once we actually got like the wheels on it and everything it just took a while such like a low priority for us for a long time and now i'm glad that we're actually doing it so it was really cool really really cool yeah thank you

for helping out and and uh checking it out oh yeah andrew came in at the end you yeah he was a menace yeah ran everything over i was watching for quite a while and you guys unboxed this duck that looked like smooth criminal Michael Jackson.

And you, you happened to put it next to the Dilbot.

And I was looking at that thing and I was like, I'm going to fucking take out that duck.

I'm going to go after that duck as soon as I want to.

I'm just waiting.

I'm waiting for my moment to make my move.

It I activated.

Emily immediately noticed when I started moving, called it out.

I immediately tried to go for the duck.

Eric grabbed me before I could.

He picked me up.

He was holding me.

I was like, I want to get at that duck.

I want to get that duck down.

While I was being held, Jeff opened something else.

I wasn't really able to hear what it was.

He then put it on the table.

Eric put me on the table.

And I was like, well, this is my target now.

I went full speed into, I don't even know what it was, but as soon as I crushed it,

I mean, I didn't break it.

I don't think.

I just hit it.

I rammed into it.

Emily yelled, my baby.

And I went, oh, no, I didn't want to destroy something that Emily liked.

I thought that this was just some random figure thing.

Then I immediately went back after the duck and I got that duck, I believe.

I think I I knocked off the table.

I certainly went flying.

You ran everything over.

You were howling the whole time.

It was a lot.

There's a lot.

I'm amazed at how resilient that little robot is.

You fell a good four feet there.

We're just fine.

Oh, yeah.

No, it thudded loud.

I could hear it in the mic, my impact.

But I

appreciate Jeff if you just keep me on the table.

Of course.

Of course.

You know, if there are any smooth criminals, I'll get rid of them for you.

Don't worry.

I appreciate that.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

And there's going to be more of those to open up to.

I think the thing that you attacked was a Care Bear space molly.

Gavin, Eric mentioned how Emily had a soundboard on an iPad and she used it.

I downloaded five soundboards for her on my iPad and gave it to her about an hour before the event.

And we were sitting in there for, you know, about 30 minutes.

We were just in our places on our phones, just getting ready.

And after about 10 minutes of sitting there, Eric just to himself said, You guys really are fucking perfect for each other.

She was relentless, pressing every single sound for like 30 minutes straight dude it was crazy it oh my god nonsense kept had this grin and just kept going at least 30 minutes of just pushing buttons

new toys are exciting yeah i was loving it i would have been doing the same thing if i was her and then uh

opened some art for uh clutch my pearls podcast that jeff was gonna thought that was for us but it wasn't it was just art for clutch my pearls podcast so we were uh pretty disappointed.

I went to the fucking post office to get our mail today, and we had a letter that was addressed to us, and I opened it up to read it, and it was a Clutch My Pearls letter that was addressed to us.

Throw in the trash.

Throw in the trash.

I already gave it to them, but yeah, we're getting a lot of their mail all of a sudden.

Ridiculous.

Get their own P.O.

box.

Ridiculous.

I missed it the first one because I was on a flight.

Well, I was flying.

I was in a different country.

I, for the first time, bought a ticket, an international ticket, like two hours before I

which meant,

you know, all the way back in economy.

I usually, I try and buy a premium economy, and then typically I have enough miles to sometimes get upgraded.

But this one, you know, pretty full flight.

I'm in economy.

I swear it's like,

I don't know if I'm,

I don't know if I'm just like put on weight or there's less room on shitty dog shit British Airways flights.

But I was so crushed in.

The guy next to me had his whole

carry-on, like down in the footwell.

He didn't, it was like the wheeled one.

He just had it between his legs, which meant his legs were just either side of it.

And I was waiting for the flight attendant to tell him to move it.

But he just had a blanket on top so that she didn't see.

So his legs were like in my footwell, and he put the armrest up.

So I was like squashed to the side, getting twatted by the cart every time.

And then the person in front of me reclined and my nose just kept hitting the screen

and it was like it was a night flight so i'm like in the aisle i'm getting whacked by the car i'm squashed over and then i'm trying to i'm trying to like watch sopratos on my ipad but every so often the person in front shifts their weight and my nose turns on the screen so i'm like constantly

and i just i just remember being miserable i didn't get a single second of sleep And then when we were landing, the guy across from me in the aisle,

we were like still reverse thrusting.

We'd like been maybe landed for four seconds, and he's already up opening the bin above him.

So immediately everyone's like, sit down.

I almost yelled, sit down, knob-ed, but I think I just said

because now I'm now he's like sitting down, just like shrugging like, ooh, ooh, and all of his stuff is like vibrating and bouncing around his open bin above my head.

So I'm like, oh, this shit's gonna

land on me.

And I almost called him a knob-ed.

Then as we're getting off,

my sunglasses fell off my face bounced on the ground and somehow wrapped themselves around the leg of the guy that got up and opened the bin no

so so now i'm looking at my sunglasses upside down like the bridge the nose bridge is like the back of his heel like on his shoe and i'm just staring at my sunglasses walking away from me now on the on the plane someone got like in between us i'm like oh god they're gonna fall off and get crushed but they actually stayed on the back of his leg wow so in the in the jet bridge i was like

sorry could i just get i don't even know what i said i think i was like sorry could i just get my sun passes

bending down touching his leg wow just a dog

dog shit travel experience yeah terrible tough man i'm sorry and i missed the break show so yeah

it was a good one too we we missed you you were that we we would have loved to have had you but we'll get you for the next one for sure i want to be on the next one yeah get you in one uh i actually had a flight i told jeff about this I had a flight last week where

I went out to San Luis Obispo for a wedding.

And on the way back,

a guy sitting next to me had Baileys on the rocks.

Like Jeff's fucking flight from my face.

Probably the same fucking guy.

Dude,

I couldn't believe it.

He was going through like all the alcohol with the stewardess or like the flight attendant, looking through him, looking through him, looking through.

Oh, we hear whiskey.

Oh, he's a bourbon.

Oh, no, I got.

And he grabbed two Baileys, and then she gave him a glass of ice, and he had Baileys on the fucking rocks.

It was so crazy to see and smell in person on a flight.

It's

strong.

He's already nauseous.

Yeah.

Was he by any chance like 6'3 and like muscles on top of muscles?

Like he works out nine hours a day?

No,

he was a pretty normal

piece of shit that I had to deal with.

No, he was just a pretty normal guy.

It was like, I just couldn't believe it.

I texted Jeff immediately when it happened and I just went, no fucking way, no fucking way.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Does the fact that you've now seen or heard of two people having this drink, does it make you want to try it on a plane?

No, no.

I've had Baileys on the rocks at Christmas time.

I just can't imagine like you can choose any alcohol on the flight and you choose bait.

Like you're like, yeah, man.

You know what?

I wish I had a milkshake, but I wish I was drunk.

Baileys, it is.

Yeah, but Christmas, Santa Claus flies.

It's like you're Santa Claus.

You're getting in the spirit.

Santa Claus flies.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, that's probably what he was thinking.

Are you saying Santa Claus is a drunk driver?

I'm saying he flies.

So if you're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, I mean, I don't know what Santa does with his drinking habits.

I mean, isn't Rudolph flying there?

I guess.

Yeah, I mean, he's steering, though.

Well, that's like saying, isn't the car driving?

Aren't the wheels driving?

How did Santa get along without Rudolph?

not well just a bunch of clear nights he just had a lot of really good weather yeah yeah they like in the history of christmas he never had bad weather no maybe he searched for a kid who got night vision goggles for christmas

you know what he pre-ordered that call of duty deluxe edition that came with them and that really yeah that solved his issues are you allowed to drunk ride a horse No, no,

I think that's also drunk driving.

I think it's a

DWI driving while intoxicated.

I believe, you can look this up and see if I'm right, but I believe our 16th president is Ulysses S.

Grant, and I want to say he got arrested for drunk driving on a horse once.

I thought he was speeding on a horse.

Or maybe it was a speeding.

I knew a dude who got drunk who got a DUI on a bicycle.

I like the idea of speeding with a horse and the cop pulling you over and saying, Do you know how many horsepower you were going?

Oh, yeah, it was speeding.

He may or may not have been drunk.

Let's be honest.

He was probably drunk.

Probably was.

Yeah.

People drank more whiskey than water back then.

By back then, do you mean you 15 years ago?

No, I mean like in the 1800s when things were

1800s, 2014, whatever.

I'm not quite that old.

So Andrew, what did you do with all your hair?

I just put it in a garbage bag.

Okay.

Hucked it.

Was it the same garbage bag that had the spent

stuff from the

fire extinguisher you know what i did uh no different garbage bag where it originally went so i'd cut it and then i was like i i didn't have a garbage bag on hand when i started but i did have some wendy's takeout and so i just put it in the empty fries container and then i put it all in the garbage

that was the process

I'm very excited for us to wrap up this recording though, because we're going to play some Garfield Cart 2.

That just came out.

The third Garfield cart called Garfield Cart 2.

And I just wanted to check the settings and everything to get ready for it because I know it has online.

It does not have a private lobby.

You just queue up to go online.

Thankfully, not a lot of people.

I loaded in.

It put me in a session.

This is what Garfield Kart 2 is.

Oh, no.

It's just me and a lobby.

It's my name and Asian Girl S1.

We're just chilling.

We're just hanging out.

Andrew and Asian Girls won.

Oh, the race of the lifetime.

Incredible.

Well, we should probably wrap this up so we can go hang out with Andrew and Asian girls.

I like that it's like of eight.

It's the entire world trying to fill an eight-person lobby, and it's just not happening.

The game came out today, didn't it?

Yeah, people probably haven't gotten home

Garfield fans have jobs.

So they'd probably play tonight.

I bet it's going to be crazy.

No leaderboard, unfortunately.

No leaderboard.

So that's sad.

But

online multiplayer, I'll take that.

I didn't expect to get online for this game.

So it was actually crazy.

I went through a roller coaster of emotions watching the launch trailer on launch day because it opens with a bunch of like customizing stuff.

And then it says four-player local multiplayer.

And I went, oh man, that sucks.

And then they updated it to eight player online.

And I was like, why the fuck are you clarifying?

You have local, it's a kart racer.

You would assume local.

Like, if you're promoting your multiplayer stuff, if you see local as the big thing they're advertising, it's like there's no online.

I don't think you assume anything these days with games.

That's fair.

That's a that's a valid point.

Split screens

been taken away left and right.

That is true.

I think that's because it's not native to like the epic engine is my understanding.

Like it's not a built-in component of that.

Um,

but we should wrap up.

We should wrap up.

We should get into a new thing.

Um,

because I just backed out and I loaded into a new lobby, and uh, we're not gonna have to worry about us getting into one session.

That's all I'll say.

All right, good.

Well, hey, before we're on the way out, let me hit you guys with something.

I had an idea for a new draft the other day, and I wanted to see what you thought.

Okay, it's another music one, so if you don't want to do too many music ones in a row, we can hold on to to it for a while, but I think it's a fun one.

It is songs where the title of the song features the name of the band.

Like

Bad Company by Bad Company.

Like Bad Company by Bad Company.

Motorhead has a song called Motorhead.

Yeah.

The Clash has a song called Radio Clash.

I like it.

Minor Threat has a song called Minor Threat.

Run the Jewels has a song called Run the Jewels.

You get the idea.

But I thought that that could be a lot of fun.

So maybe we'll throw that on the list someday.

Are you in the lobby with Asian Girls One again?

No, sorry.

I hit the wrong one.

Let me go see what maybe what's this guy's name?

Holden Dempsey 66.

He might have some good picks.

I don't think we probably have to say his name on here, but all right.

That's fine.

Let's let's wrap this up.

Let's let's get into this.

Jeez.

Kevin Donovan.

Well, thank you for listening to episode 72 of the Regulation Podcast.

We sure do appreciate it.

If you would let a friend know that we exist, that'd be real cool.

Not enough people on Earth know we exist.

We know how many people are on earth, and we know how many people listen to this podcast, and the numbers do not jibe.

I'm sorry, they just don't.

They don't add up.

There's still a couple of billion people out there that do not know we exist.

So, let's do something about that.

We'll see you next week.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.