Revisionist History is Back

Speaker 1 Hello, hello.

Speaker 2 Malcolm Glabwell here to give you a preview of the upcoming season of Revisionist History, where we once again go where no podcast has ever been so foolish to go.

Speaker 2 Paw Patrol, we're on the double.

Speaker 1 Whatever they're is album on Adventure Day.

Speaker 2 You heard that correctly. Paw Patrol.
Me and my three-year-old will defend one of the world's most popular children's television shows against its critics. Then we get serious.

Speaker 2 It's been five years since the death of George Floyd. We're going to go back and tell that story from a different perspective.
I can tell you this, that nobody despises bad cops more than good cops.

Speaker 2 Ben Nadaf Hafrey, my esteemed colleague, will launch a detailed investigation into Thomas's English muffins. We've got the 75-year-old plus secret of how to bake Thomas's English muffins.

Speaker 2 It's a half a billion-dollar product, and he knows it. You thought you understood all that there was to understand about English muffins.

Speaker 1 You are wrong.

Speaker 2 And then Ben takes a raccoon down a rabbit hole. Well, the main challenge is they work at night, so they're nocturnal.
Researchers are typically not nocturnal.

Speaker 1 Oh yeah, baby.

Speaker 2 We're going to have a contribution from the newest member of the revisionist team, Lucy Sullivan. I was like, oh, I have trouble recognizing faces.
She goes, is that why you ignored me for a week?

Speaker 2 And I said, what do you mean? This is my nightmare.

Speaker 2 Oh, and I nearly forgot to mention, we're going to spend a lot of time. with the newly minted Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F.

Speaker 2 Kennedy Jr., because I listened to Joe Rogan tell the story of how he met Kennedy, and I was riveted.

Speaker 1 That was the weirdest moment, because we were both staring at each other.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I noticed you walking.

Speaker 1 I'm like, that's, yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 So I said, hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 Exactly. What's up with these guys?

Speaker 2 We have a very full year coming up. Stay tuned, my friends.

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