“Phil Lord & Christopher Miller”
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Ah, no, I'm up. I'm up.
I'm up. Are we starting? What is this? Is anybody here? Hello.
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Oh, guys, nobody's here. This is weird.
Finally.
Speaker 1 Just a moment of
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Speaker 2 Sean, congratulations on a very successful run of your show. You guys have wrapped now, and do we know yet if we are traveling with this huge success?
Speaker 1 Yes, we are traveling to the Broadway. By the way, I didn't even tell you guys.
Speaker 1 There was a reviewer like three weeks ago that said, I'm not even making this up. He said, you know, he raved about the show and it was a really good review.
Speaker 1 Although, before they go to Broadway, they need to remove Sean's plastic wig and his fat suit, neither of which are true.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. Swear to God,
Speaker 1 I'll send it to you.
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And I was like, wait, that's my real error. And I'm actually really fat.
And like, no, you are not. No, first of all, no, you're not.
No, no. No, well, you know, my stomach.
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Plus, I'm wearing those old 50s clothes, so my stomach sticks out. Oh, wait a second.
Hang on.
Speaker 1 Isn't that hilarious?
Speaker 2 When you read that, what did you feel?
Speaker 1 What? You're not wearing a fat suit?
Speaker 2 Sean, honestly, how did you feel? There it is. There's the
Speaker 2 cookie bag.
Speaker 1 What
Speaker 1 cookie?
Speaker 2 How did you feel after you read that?
Speaker 1 That's hurtful.
Speaker 1 I laughed. What do I care? I mean, yeah.
Speaker 2 I've laughed too about reading some bad things about me, but it does leave you a little winded.
Speaker 1 I was fine with that.
Speaker 1 I really, honestly, truly laughed. I think that's really funny that he thought I was wearing a fat suit and a plastic wig because my hair is shellacked, you know?
Speaker 1 Wow.
Speaker 2 Well, I can't wait to see it in New York.
Speaker 2 Will, I know you'll be there with me.
Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going to be there.
Speaker 1 100%. In fact, I.
Speaker 1 Hang on, Will.
Speaker 2 Sean,
Speaker 1 is that a glass of milk that you're sipping? It is.
Speaker 2 Listener, Sean's sipping
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a squat glass of milk. Yeah.
And I just, it just, I don't think I've ever seen anyone literally drink a glass of milk.
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Just on its own. Yeah.
Yeah. There's no peanut butter sandwich.
Speaker 2 Didn't that stop with the little newspaper boys on the corner selling papers for five cents isn't that the last time last time i saw a glass of milk being uh say mister say mister over here say mister
Speaker 1 meet to be a newsboy hey meet all about it it's a glass of milk it's ice cold it tastes so good ice cold glass of milk huh just something for the cookie pouch down there
Speaker 1 you know what i love he's setting he's it's got to go with the cookie what do you call it the cookie what cookie bag cookie pouch
Speaker 1 he's just setting a nice base for something for the cookies to plop into you know Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 A warm
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about you, Sean. God, you're so simple.
Yeah. It's unbelievable.
My guest must be furious at you, but my guests, you know what? My guests
Speaker 1 are going to be furious.
Speaker 1 If they were
Speaker 1 shitty people, if they were shitty. That was my guest for yours.
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We're going to keep guessing hollow notes until they come on the goddamn show. And, you know, but you know what? These guys make music of a different kind.
Oh. Uh-oh.
Speaker 1 They make music with their art of a different kind.
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More of a visual art. These fellas, they like to take ideas.
Well, they like to write ideas, and then they like to put them up on the big screen. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 These guys, and they like to do it.
Speaker 2 Lord Miller.
Speaker 1 They like to do it in every single discipline. They've directed lots of movies, lots of movies that I've done, including the Lego
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movie and Lego Batman. I can't go any longer because you guess it, it's Lord and Batman.
Lord and Chris Miller. It's Philly.
Speaker 2 Look at them.
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Beatman, you gotta. I couldn't even get into the preamble.
Well, who else is there? There's just, there's only two that know how to write it,
Speaker 2 put it up on the screen in its glorious form.
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And us. How do you guys respond to that? You're the Holland Oats of Philadelphia.
I'm going to take that as a huge compliment. I got so excited for two seconds when I thought I was Holland Oats.
Speaker 1 Which one would you be? Yeah, which one would you be?
Speaker 3 I'm going to go with Daryl Hall, Daryl Hall, and John.
Speaker 2 Daryl is the Hutch, not the Starsky?
Speaker 1 Which one's Starsky?
Speaker 3 Daryl has the blonde hair, and Oates has the mustache.
Speaker 2 Okay, so John Starsky.
Speaker 1 Who's who then?
Speaker 1 I mean, you guys are both dark hair. Neither one.
Speaker 3 I guess I can grow a mustache easier, so I guess.
Speaker 3 But you have the curly hair, so like that's a little bit more.
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It's a real dogfight. Yeah, let's take more time with this.
Just
Speaker 2 let's not rush into the answer.
Speaker 1 Hey, by the way, Jason, why'd you save that for your podcast, Grinding to a Halt, which starts next week on Wonderly?
Speaker 2 Gentlemen, welcome.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Welcome to the show. I don't know how you find the time to spend a silly 60 minutes with us.
Speaker 1 Yeah, and why are you guys, where are you right now?
Speaker 3 We are in our office that is, we finished the week of march 2020 and never actually worked out of and it's our first day here in the office so is that true story yeah true story it's been awesome to pay the lease on this for the last two years yeah how weird now uh do you have you got for the last two years you guys have been doing what you do remotely um or you guys going over to each other's houses um we did like partially remotely the things we've been working on recently are the sequel to spider-verse which we've been going in on a couple days a week.
Speaker 3 And then we've been making this show the after party for Apple TV Plus. And we, you know, we shot that for real in person with real human beings.
Speaker 2 Now, do you guys prefer to be on the set and directing stuff and mixing with folks?
Speaker 2 Or do you prefer that more typical sort of life of a writer where it's just the two of you at a shared desk looking at each other, pitching ideas,
Speaker 2 typing.
Speaker 1 Arm and arm. Arm over Chris.
Speaker 3 I do the left side of the keyboard. He does the right side of the keyboard.
Speaker 2 Oh my God.
Speaker 1 No, no, that made me think.
Speaker 2 Don't you hate it when you go to a restaurant and you see that loving couple and they're on the same fucking side of the booth and they're not sitting face to face.
Speaker 2 They decide to sit hip to hip on the same side
Speaker 2 out at the restaurant, letting everyone see how fucking in love they are.
Speaker 1 Jason, you know what? Do you know how much Amanda would give for you to sit next to her at a restaurant?
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Forget it. It's not happening.
I'll read you the text.
Speaker 2 You know I didn't even dance with her at our wedding.
Speaker 2 Excellent.
Speaker 1 Is that true?
Speaker 1 that's how allergic i am to dancing i'm i'm a serious non-dancer well then all i want to ever see you do is dance now no i'll have to start drinking again for you're not allergic to no it's just that's ego man i mean if we're gonna if we're gonna strip it away that's just all ego and phil and chris want to talk we all want to talk to you about it this is a new
Speaker 1 anything what's happening i think phil did i meet you once before at a no at like michelle's or something no no at at um
Speaker 1 no no it was merino's
Speaker 1 at merinos yeah That's right, which is right near our Lego offices. That was like our special treat is they would let us out and let us walk three blocks in the.
Speaker 1 Yeah, it was so it was so nice to come up with.
Speaker 2 What happens at Mourino's? Caesar salad.
Speaker 1 Marino's is great on Melrose. It's great.
Speaker 1 It's super old school, very fun, like kind of like Red Booth Italian restaurant.
Speaker 2 Oh, and they mix a Caesar in front of you, one of those.
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They mix a Caesar in front of you, a Mexican dish. They really do.
And then the guy will come out every once in a while, like, hey, listen, it's not. It's not a Mexican dish.
Speaker 1 You know, but he'll come out and he'll go.
Speaker 1 He'll go up.
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The guy will come out and he'll go, listen, it's not on the menu, but I'm going to let you know we got a nice fresh brajol that we've just made a beer for brajol. For real.
And right, Sean?
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And they'll bring it to you. I was there with Jimmy Valley years ago, and the guy's like, we got this fresh brajol.
Don't tell anybody. Like, it's a state fucking secret.
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That's so true. Brajol, I'm going to hit socials on this one.
No, wait, Phil and Chris, so you know, Jason's, he mentioned, so would you rather be in a room or, you know, arms linked on a keyboard.
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Talk to us about how this is how you guys started. I mean, that's what you guys, you still do, but that's how you guys started writing together.
What was,
Speaker 1 how did that happen?
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Yeah. How did you guys start writing together? We met in college, our freshman week.
Somebody said, oh, I know someone just as weird as you. What school?
Speaker 1 At Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire.
Speaker 3 Beautiful, beautiful time.
Speaker 3 Phil convinced me to take an animation class and we started making student films and
Speaker 3 somehow got our way making making Saturday morning cartoons back when that was a thing that still existed.
Speaker 2 Sounds like you guys were crushing a lot of ass in college.
Speaker 1 Oh my god.
Speaker 1 Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 Talk us through some of that. Oh man.
Speaker 3 I tell you, the ladies love a couple of cartoonists doodling away in a studio.
Speaker 2 Oh, I so wish I could do that.
Speaker 1 Hey, you guys almost done with that pen?
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Just the wrist control. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 now do you guys didn't did you go to uh school for that or did you guys have a plan i was a no i was a government major so i mean it was it was sort of a thing we were doing on the side is making films and stuff what's the difference between a government major and a political science major it's the same thing that's what they called it there because they have to be weird oh right just to be different are you still really into politics not that we're going to get into politics
Speaker 2 i am i am still into politics it's uh very infuriating and do you do you enjoy sort of like trying to Trojan horse in some political sort of messages maybe in some of your stuff?
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Don't answer that. Protect your business.
Protect your business. Blink.
Just blink.
Speaker 3 I think everything is political in the world.
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That's right. That's right.
What an outrageous statement. I tell you what.
Speaker 1 So how did you guys, how did you, when you guys first started like making shows and stuff, how did you know you clicked just the same sense of humor, the same sense of kind of, like, what was the, were you like, what's the thing where you're like, oh, God, this guy's funny or cool?
Speaker 1 when we were in college when we met each other we were like we felt like kindred spirits we both were loved you know Harold and Maude and Steve Martin movies and all this other stuff and we all said like the same and and there was no fox affiliate in Hanover so Chris's sister would mail VHS tapes of The Simpsons.
Speaker 2 I worked with Chris's sister.
Speaker 1 That's right.
Speaker 3 You did. Oh, really?
Speaker 1 She's
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please tell her hi. Timeout.
Timeout, what? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 She worked with us at Aggregate back in the Universal days.
Speaker 1
It's true. Oh, I thought you were going to say she worked on that Iscapade special you did with Alyssa Milano that Kimmel sent us the other day.
No, she read for it. She got pretty close.
Speaker 1 We had her back a few times.
Speaker 1 Don't worry, I'll send it to all you guys who Kimmel sent it to us the other day.
Speaker 2 I had a real heavy sweater on.
Speaker 1 Now,
Speaker 2 how do you listen?
Speaker 2 You guys are jokingly saying that you were weird in college, and I was pretty weird at that age as well, as I think we all were. Anybody was.
Speaker 2 We all go through our awkward periods and we all think we're kind of funny and we've got like this odd sense of humor, but there's a big, big spread between that and actually being able to like make it and use that in a way that actually brings success and
Speaker 2 futures. And how did you guys get from being, you know, kind of awkward, funny, smart guys at Dartmouth to being
Speaker 2 up there on top of the mountain? I mean, I'm sure it's a long answer, not longer than the question, but this year is
Speaker 1 What a fucking journey. I just had to go put my winter clothing in the basement.
Speaker 1 I went to Vegas and won a few slots and came back. You assholes.
Speaker 1 Guys?
Speaker 1 Well,
Speaker 1 irrational confidence. Yeah, I think there was,
Speaker 3 yeah, we were
Speaker 3 in San Francisco. I was doing an internship at ILM, and Phil came to visit me, and we took a hike to Coit Tower and looked out over San Francisco, famous for beautiful movie making.
Speaker 3 Or maybe it was the wrong city, but it was the right state.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 3 we were like, let's go try to make it in Hollywood. And
Speaker 3 we decided then there.
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You had an actual moment. First of all, Sean, tell Tracy what ILM is.
Oh, yes. It's the
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Industrial Light Magic, which was George Lucas's. Is George Lucas' company? Was George Lucas' company? And they do all the special effects for all the movies of all time.
Right.
Speaker 1 So, you guys are up there, and you're like, you have this moment, you're inspired, and you guys are looking out, and the sun is
Speaker 1 like a movie moment.
Speaker 3 It was very romantic, uh,
Speaker 3 even, yeah.
Speaker 1 But at that point, you guys had been working on you had made some cartoons. Yeah, I want to know that.
Speaker 1 What were those first cartoons?
Speaker 1 We made, um,
Speaker 1 we, we, in my dorm room, we made two short films that we hand-animated. One was like a self-portrait that that I did called Self-Mambo,
Speaker 1 which is fine.
Speaker 1 And then, and then,
Speaker 1 and Chris's was called Sleazy Goes to Hell.
Speaker 3 Yes. And then I had a character named Sleazy the Wondersquirl who was in the comic trip I did for the Daily Paper.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 3 It was, you know, this really sophisticated humor.
Speaker 1
We were the only people in the class who liked jokes. Yeah.
So
Speaker 2 these are sketch. Now, is it like a flipbook? Is that how you kind of like did the film?
Speaker 3 Yeah, you shoot it on, we shot it on a 16-millimeter camera frame by frame. And then
Speaker 3 it was the olden days.
Speaker 1 It was a bowl ax that was just pointed at the floor with like duct tape on the legs and like, you know, the thing would jam.
Speaker 2 And you do like one little sketch that moves the hand a little bit more. Exactly.
Speaker 1 Another piece of paper that's tedious.
Speaker 3 And thankfully, never have to do that again.
Speaker 1 But yeah, but here's the thing. So you guys do that.
Speaker 1
You quite literally start in sort of the most basic form of animation. You guys are just doing it by literally by the number of earning it.
Earning it all the way through.
Speaker 1 Then you guys go and you do a bunch of series and you do Clone High, you do all these great things.
Speaker 1 And then you do Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, which I'll get to in a second. Right.
Speaker 1 And just for Trey, just since you're doing that, well, for Tracy, it's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, the Lego movie 22 Jumpstreet. Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 So, what I was going to get to was and kind of what Jason said, like, when did you guys know that you were cool and kind of shed all that stuff?
Speaker 1 It's almost like what I realized was: did you guys, did our appetites or people's appetites for what you guys do change or did you guys change the appetites by the stuff that you guys were doing i feel like you guys have been really consistent in what you do and it's taken a while for people to catch up with hey these guys are doing something really cool Yeah, I mean, we were super ahead of our time.
Speaker 1 Way ahead of our time.
Speaker 1 Visionaries.
Speaker 1
We're actually talking to them in the future right now. I know that you'll never say that about yourself, but I think that you guys are.
I've known you guys for a while. I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 Well, thank you. Thank you very well.
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I mean, we spent, you know, eight years working on sitcoms before we really ever got to make our own thing. And, you know, so we got to learn a lot from a lot of great people.
And
Speaker 1 we got better, I think. I mean, if you look at our student films, they're very bad.
Speaker 1 They have like moments. Yeah.
Speaker 3 But I think that we were the thing that we always had was we didn't want to do something that had ever been done before. And so we were always trying to figure out how do we do something new?
Speaker 3 How are we doing something that I haven't seen a million times before? Because there's so much crap out there.
Speaker 3
You need to find a way to differentiate yourself. You're just making something to make it.
It's boring.
Speaker 1 But
Speaker 2 when did you guys notice that
Speaker 2 you had been embraced either by the community or the public or maybe both such that you knew that your humor
Speaker 2 would be accepted? Yeah, because it's like, oh, it's a Lord Miller thing. So anything that feels subversive or I feel like I should be laughing, but I'm not yet.
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And the audience felt like, well, I just need to catch up. I need to be a little bit smarter.
Sort of like, it's like the radio head thing, right?
Speaker 2 Like, Jesus, I cannot tap my toe to this song, but I know it's my fault and I got to get with it.
Speaker 3 If I listen to OK Computer one more time, I mean, that's where you guys sit.
Speaker 1
Thank you, I guess. That's very, that's very generous.
I think we're just sort of like too blockheaded to change.
Speaker 2 I just think it's awesome.
Speaker 2 There's a brand there, you know, that people just like, oh my God, their, their humor is super duper smart and it is something different takes a long time for me to get it because i it must be funny because it doesn't seem like it's funny right now is what it's your fault if you're not laughing that's what we want the audience to say
Speaker 3 we'll be right back
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Speaker 1 So you guys worked on, you guys worked on sitcoms. You guys were,
Speaker 1 and tell the audience what shows you guys worked on. Well,
Speaker 1 primarily.
Speaker 1 There was a Luis Guzman sitcom called
Speaker 1 Louis. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 But we actually, the one that anyone remembers is How I Met Your Mother, which we did, we worked on the first season of.
Speaker 1
Right. So you guys worked on that show.
And I would say, again,
Speaker 1 would you think that that experience of working on a show like that with a big writer's room, did that help you hone
Speaker 1 how you told jokes in movies?
Speaker 1 Because I love those writing room experiences.
Speaker 1 They're great. And
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they teach you so much. You get so many at-bats in a room full of funny people.
You get to absorb a bunch of different points of view on writing and comedy.
Speaker 1 You have, you have this amazing safety net where you could try things out and people help you save you from your worst instincts, right? And then, and it's so collaborative.
Speaker 1 And that's the part that really helps you when you're making movies is that there's a class of filmmaker that's like
Speaker 1 a genius that you should not mess with.
Speaker 1 And they just like, it comes to them from Zeus and then they put it on the page and on the screen and that is not us our thing is much more like let's find it let's make mistakes and especially on an animated film but on any movie you're just you know you're getting the benefit of all these smart filmmakers that are part of the crew and part of the cast and that experience in those writers rooms have really helped us and it's allowed us to be flexible you know and and be open to ideas from everyone and you know and part of the the thing is to get a great cast of people who can also provide stuff.
Speaker 3 You know, working with Will was awesome because
Speaker 1 he was able to, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3 well, you know, it's a good and bad, but
Speaker 1
I was talking about Will Forte and Will Farrell. Oh, right, yes, Forte.
Because they both
Speaker 3 give you a lot of options. And, you know, and then we just did the show, the after party, where it was just full of a bunch of funny people, and they all were able to bring a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3 And that openness that you learn in the writer's room to like following the best idea
Speaker 3 is a great training ground.
Speaker 1 I think the other thing that really helps you is that you're also trained to listen for the audience and whether they are laughing or engaged.
Speaker 1 And that ethic is really important to our filmmaking process. You know, just understanding what it's like to sit in
Speaker 1
a theater and experience people's vibe while they watch it and respecting that enough to go, okay, it's not that these 500 people are dumb. It's that we failed to convey our idea.
Right. And
Speaker 1 to leave room for them to appreciate it too in that way, that there is a kind of a rhythm between you and the audience, that it is a show, that you're not making the jokes to make yourselves laugh.
Speaker 1
You're making it to be funny and to be entertainment. And they have to be able to have the room to enjoy it and engage.
You talked about all these people. You guys are such great collaborators.
Speaker 1 Not only are you a collaborative team yourselves, but you guys have collaborated with a lot of people over the years multiple times.
Speaker 1 One of the, for example, I remember I'm one of the only people, a few people who've seen the
Speaker 1 great pilot, I think, that you did with the
Speaker 1 Lonely Island Boys before they did SNL called Awesome Town. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 Which was so funny. And I remember thinking like, what the fuck is this? And who are these guys? It was so crazy.
Speaker 1 Of course it wasn't going to get picked up because it was way too insane. But
Speaker 3 we held the grudge about them not picking it up for quite some time we uh so we made the we made that thing we tried to sell it to fox and then mtv nobody wanted it and then suddenly they five months five months later they began lazy sunday happen giant sensations and and uh andy was hosting like the MTV movie awards andy sandberg yeah yeah and phil kept texting all of the mtv execs who passed on the show going like whoops here is a 50 foot tall billboard of andy out of hollywood and highland the one that got away.
Speaker 1 It was so, yeah.
Speaker 1 I just think, like, these guys are ahead, once again, ahead of the curve. You guys worked with Forte so many times over the years on lots of different projects as somebody who we all know.
Speaker 1
And it's like, it took a while for America to go like, but you guys were like, Will Forte's the funniest fucking guy ever. And then you're proved right.
Again, yeah, as we all know it.
Speaker 1 Do you guys, in order for your sensibilities to line up, did you find out as you guys were getting to know each other in college that you had similar upbringings?
Speaker 3
We really did, actually. We both were really short in high school and grew late.
And so we had
Speaker 3 like a very similar
Speaker 3 upbringing weirdly.
Speaker 1 We can't relate to winners. That's right.
Speaker 3 We always feel like the little pipsqueak in the corner.
Speaker 1 I'm sorry to break into you, but don't look now.
Speaker 2 You do both seem to, like, I can't imagine you guys ever getting in an argument.
Speaker 2 What is the one area where you guys go, uh-oh, let's not talk about it?
Speaker 1
Here's the biggest fight we ever had. Yes.
The biggest fight we ever had is
Speaker 1 over the shape of Abraham Lincoln's nose.
Speaker 3 On the show, Clone High.
Speaker 1 Clone High. This is Will Forte's character.
Speaker 3 We got him a side card to voice because we thought he was a funny guy.
Speaker 1 Forte was a very funny writer at that time, and we had
Speaker 1 seen him at the Aspen Comedy Festival, where he did a sketch where they just said the phrase, ain't no party like an Otis Day party because an Otis Day party don't quit for 10 minutes with different expressions,
Speaker 1 which was brilliant.
Speaker 3 And the most forte type.
Speaker 1 The most forte idea of all time. And he was still, I think he was doing Brownlings and did the Goldman sketch.
Speaker 1 I think the Goldman is the greatest.
Speaker 1 So what's the Goldman sketch? The Goldman sketch, can you guys describe it?
Speaker 3 It's really not family friendly.
Speaker 1 It's not super family friendly.
Speaker 3 So
Speaker 3 he's on stage. He's in full gold makeup, like he's one of those robot men, the street performers.
Speaker 1
And they have to do this sketch. It has to be the last sketch of the night for two reasons.
One is that the gold paint takes hours to get off.
Speaker 3 And the other is, well, you'll see, is that someone puts a dollar in his thing and he starts singing the song called Heart of Gold,
Speaker 3 where he's explaining about his life.
Speaker 3 And then it ends up devolving into this thing about how he sucks cock for his face paint and then it just
Speaker 1 becomes he just keeps going I'll suck cock for my face paint that's a lot of the words
Speaker 1 and what happens is the room starts to clear because it goes for like also like 10 minutes it goes forever and people just decide they're gonna leave
Speaker 1 worst case scenario is they're gonna miss maybe the last sketch or the last two sketches so that's why they had to put it at the end right yes it's one of the crazy funniest fucking things you've ever seen because it comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 Because at first he's, if I remember correctly, in the schedule, different times, but he'll get kind of, the guy puts a dollar in.
Speaker 1 I saw him do it with Sudakis once when they did that never aired live SNL at UCB during the writer's strike and whatever.
Speaker 1 And he's like, puts a thing in, he's trying to get him into move, and then he finally starts, and then he just does it to, he's not even doing the characters, he's doing it to the audience. I saw
Speaker 1
my face paint. And he just breaks him that shit.
I love that the character is so like, just hearing that for the first time, I'm thinking how important that face paint is to that character.
Speaker 1 That dude would do anything to detain it. Of course, it's incredible, and it's so forte.
Speaker 1 Now, look, I know that you guys don't fight, but we've never fought, but we have to bring up, because I don't know if these guys know, let's talk about the time that you guys fired me. Oh, boy.
Speaker 1
Is that true? It is true. We did.
We did.
Speaker 1 Yeah. Let's hear it.
Speaker 1 Jason really wants to savor it.
Speaker 1 We had cast Will
Speaker 3 for
Speaker 3 the lead in
Speaker 3 Claudia with a chance of meatballs.
Speaker 1 It's true.
Speaker 1 Well,
Speaker 3 and the studio did not think he was the right voice. They thought he was too old, too
Speaker 1 that
Speaker 3 for the character.
Speaker 1 He sounds well.
Speaker 2 No, no, well, now I get this, right? Like, so his voice is so, and this is why the guy sells trucks that are professional grade.
Speaker 2 Like, fucking Hater couldn't sell a truck, you know, but Hater could, you know, sell something a little bit more sensible, a little bit more economic.
Speaker 1 Like, he could sell a funny truck.
Speaker 3 So, we tried to prove everyone wrong and be like, you don't understand. He's really funny.
Speaker 3
He's great. He's vulnerable.
He's wonderful. He's fantastic.
And
Speaker 3 we tried and
Speaker 3 they said no.
Speaker 1 I will say that this is 100% on us because we had like a first act screening that went great.
Speaker 1 And then we put the whole movie together. With our nuts voice.
Speaker 1
Our nuts voice. With Will's voice.
Me and Amy. You and Amy.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 And we put the whole movie together, and it sucked.
Speaker 1 And the reason the whole movie sucked
Speaker 1 was because
Speaker 1 we were good at making you pay attention for 20 minutes at a time.
Speaker 1 But when you have a whole movie, if the audience can't really root for the main character and get on board, I don't care how funny it is, they go to sleep.
Speaker 1 And what was going on on is like every five-minute sequence was like a really funny sequence unto itself. And then strung together, you're like, what is this about? Why do I like these people?
Speaker 1
And what am I rooting for? And what's emotional about it? And we're like, doesn't matter. It's real funny.
And the audience just wouldn't go there. So, and the studio basically blew the movie to bits.
Speaker 1 And we're like, start over.
Speaker 1 I remember where I was.
Speaker 1 I remember I was on motor right by Rancho, right by the swimming pool there, just south of the Fox lot when I got the call. Just looking for lost balls? Yeah, just
Speaker 1
picking up some shag balls. Picking up shag balls from Hillcrest Country Club.
And
Speaker 1 I remember,
Speaker 1 well, I was on the bag. I was just doing a loop that day.
Speaker 1 I picked up.
Speaker 1 And I remember getting the call and
Speaker 1 Amy was back in New York, and I pulled over and I go,
Speaker 1 well, looks like we both got fired from clothing. What's a chance of being bulked? Oh, Amy got fired too? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 They fired both of us. Yeah, it was a team block.
Speaker 3 It was a whole movie blow-up.
Speaker 3 It was the set time. And so then years later,
Speaker 3 oh, go, finish your story well.
Speaker 1
So we didn't talk for a long time. That was like the last time you get, these guys were really sweet.
And they're like, we're so sorry and that it's happening this way. And I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 And like, it's hard not to, no matter what the circumstances, when you get fired, it's hard not to be like, I get it. And I get this.
Speaker 1
And they kept putting, again, very kindly, like, it's on us in the movie. And I was like, okay, okay.
And it's hard not to like go like, yeah, yeah, they say that, but it's really me.
Speaker 1 I'm terrible, and I'm the worst.
Speaker 3 But years later, when we were making the Lego movie, we're like, you know, who would be perfect for Batman is Will. But then we were like, he may not want to talk to us again.
Speaker 3 And so then we went to the studio and said, we want to hire Will, but we have a thing. No matter what,
Speaker 3 he has to stay this part.
Speaker 3
No way. We cannot, we cannot fire him.
No matter what happens. If you fire us, that's fine.
You got to keep him on.
Speaker 1
We had to run it all the way up to Jack Warner. That's right.
Yeah, they had to talk about Jack Warner.
Speaker 3 And got him to sort of nod, weakened Bernie style.
Speaker 1
So let me just finish that story to say this. So these guys call me up.
I remember the time, Sharon, my agent at the time, she called me. She's like, Phil and Chris want to call you.
Don't hang up.
Speaker 1
And she's like, they have something they want to say to you. And she didn't tip it.
And these guys are like, listen, so
Speaker 1
we're going to do the Lego movie. Do you want to play Batman? And I was like, I don't even get that sentence.
I don't know what the Lego movie means. Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1
And then they walked me through it. And I remember, this is my recollection of it.
So we go, we make the movie.
Speaker 2 Oh, my God.
Speaker 1
And didn't Michael Sarah play Robin too? No, that was in Lego Batman. Yes.
Which we made three. We ended up making three movies.
Speaker 1 And these guys, I remember we go in the first couple of times we're at recording at Warner Brothers. And I've, you know, you do a lot of things where you work on that.
Speaker 1
They're really fun, especially in person. They're really fun.
Making animated movies can be quite an isolating experience and not that much fun. But these guys were in the booth.
Speaker 1 Some of the hardest laughs I've ever had in show business were in, in my life. Forget show because we're in the booth with these two guys.
Speaker 1
We laughed so hard. At one point, we were doing this scene about Batman.
You guys remember what know what I'm going to talk about. Yeah.
About Batman.
Speaker 1 Tell me what the line was.
Speaker 3 Was it the thing about he has a, he has like a crippling need to party with other people?
Speaker 1 With complete strangers.
Speaker 2 Wait, so it's all you guys are laughing about stuff that you couldn't possibly use in the movie.
Speaker 1 Is that right?
Speaker 1 I think we use that then part of it.
Speaker 1 He was trying to explain why he was like why he abandoned everyone to go party with a bunch of strangers.
Speaker 1 He had a crippling addiction to partying with complete strangers. Yeah, he was positioning himself as the victim,
Speaker 1 which is amazing.
Speaker 2 Was it it wasn't, it wasn't rated R, was it?
Speaker 1 No, no, no.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, but it was, but adjacent, was it not?
Speaker 2 Was it PG-13?
Speaker 3 No, it was very, it was very PG.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Oh, really? PG.
But anyway, so I'm so so, just to tie this up. So
Speaker 1 I remember we did that. I had so many amazing times laughing with these guys.
Speaker 1 And just the funniest and all the stuff that they pitched and would say to me in the moment, because there'd be the script, and then one of them would be like, say this, say this, say this.
Speaker 1
And we just had so many great, amazing moments. And their brilliance was incredible.
And then we go, and the movie comes out.
Speaker 1
I remember that night and these guys go, we go to this, that bar in Santa Monica. We all had dinner.
Do you remember
Speaker 1 Vitos? Another beer school
Speaker 1 Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1 Vitos.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 1
the returns start coming in on the movie, and it's just doing better and better. Like every 15 minutes, they're like, no, wait, it's going to make this.
And then I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 1 And then the guy, and then they say to me, they go, hey,
Speaker 1 how would you feel if we made Lego, a Lego Batman movie next?
Speaker 1
And this is like on the night of this, like, total victory. Opening night.
Yeah, opening night. I'm like, yeah, I guess.
And they're like, yeah, the studio wants to do it. I was like, are you kidding?
Speaker 1 And so, like, and then I said, and I don't know if you guys remember, I go, I'm really glad that Cloudy of the Chance of Meatballs did not work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 Everything happens for a reason, for sure.
Speaker 2 Now, when you guys write an animated film, you obviously have to wait to have all the animation done. That happens after the voices are recorded.
Speaker 2 Is it a different process for you guys doing that versus? Because you have to rely on, you guys aren't still doing the animating,
Speaker 1 right?
Speaker 3
The animation. Right, no, no, we're not.
We don't. We have much more talent in ourselves.
Speaker 2 So, the whole half of the movie, you have to rely on a whole different set of
Speaker 2 creative contributions different than what you can sort of control and guide on a live set, right?
Speaker 2 How different is it for you?
Speaker 1 Yeah, in a funny way, it's the same skill set,
Speaker 1 which is you're trying to create an environment where everyone you're working with can thrive and bring something of themselves to it. So, you know, it's either
Speaker 1 in the booth with really talented guys like you, or you're in a sweatbox, you know, watching footage with a bunch of animators in a room and like each person's worked on a shot for weeks.
Speaker 1 And so you're just talking about like one moment of like... Flint Lockwood sipping coffee and trying to figure out what would be the funniest, most interesting way way for him to do that.
Speaker 2 But how do you articulate to an animator how to draw something that matches your sense of humor? Like you guys are so great with some of your dry humor too.
Speaker 2 Like how do you talk to an animator about making the eyes sort of be half-lidded and the characters kind of over it? And like that seems like a hard thing to be able to manage every frame.
Speaker 1 Yeah, because it seems like you'd have to hire animators who are funny people as well.
Speaker 3 Exactly.
Speaker 3 you do and i think that's part of being a good animator is being able to do that you're doing half the performance you know uh you're listening to the voice and imagining what it might be and as a director or producer you're doing it's the same thing as working with the actor it's just in a much slower process but do you audition those those those animators like do you look at their stuff and go oh that person knows how to draw you end up casting you cast the animator to the shot where you're like i think this this person can do a good job on this bit because this thing is really easy and really straightforward.
Speaker 3 Or this one is one that needs a little subtlety. Or this one, there's this one person and she's amazing at this type of.
Speaker 2 So you hire a team and then you kind of delegate. You do the love scene, you do the action scene, you do the dry humor scene.
Speaker 3 Shot to shot. So you get like 50, 60 animators and usually like
Speaker 1
minimum. I mean, these days you're getting hundreds.
Wow.
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Speaker 1 How many times, how many can you think back now of moments where you've just standing there in front of an animator and you're acting out out what you want?
Speaker 3 Sometimes that definitely happens.
Speaker 1
On cloudy, where, you know, a lot of stuff now happens in Vancouver. So you're usually working remote.
But on Cloudy, we were all in a room with, you know, 60 people at a time.
Speaker 1 And so, yeah, you would stand up and go like, what if he, what if Flint,
Speaker 1 you know, types like a Muppet
Speaker 1 like this.
Speaker 1 And the most people are scratching their heads going, who are these clowns? But But every once in a while, there'll be one person going like, yeah, I got that. I totally get what you're laying on.
Speaker 3 But you also want to be open to everyone else's ideas.
Speaker 3 And once, you know, once the team feels like they can pitch something and it'll get into the movie, as long as you give them the direction of the tone and you show them what success looks like, everyone wants to get on board and jump in.
Speaker 3
And it's just like, you know, having a really talented cast of improvisers that can like, okay, I know what we're going for. I know the tone.
I know the vibe.
Speaker 3 I know if I say this, it's going to be on the cutting room floor. But if I say this, it has a chance of making it into the show.
Speaker 1
Are you guys a fan of anything of current animation now? Do you watch those shows? Are you like, I'm in it. I can't watch it.
I'm too, it's my life.
Speaker 1
I come and go. Sometimes I can't.
I have to only watch like things that we can't possibly make. Right.
Like a drama or
Speaker 1
like a docuser or something. But the cool thing about animation these days is there's so much great work happening and it all looks different.
And
Speaker 1 we're in a golden age where people are trying wild stuff.
Speaker 1 And on the feature side, which is generally a little more conservative, it's starting to get really wild, which is, you know, you feel good about.
Speaker 1 I find that hard to believe that there's something that you guys can't do. And I know you're being modest, but I mean, you guys shift pretty seamlessly between live action and animation.
Speaker 1 Certainly with, I know it in comedy and you guys, it's what you do, but you've done it
Speaker 1 with such great ease. I kind of wonder
Speaker 1 what, because you guys do like, you do the, the Jumpstreet movies, and then you do Lego, and then you do Spider-Verse, and then you do the after party.
Speaker 1 What are those moments where you guys look at each other and go, all right, it's time to, it's time to do an animated movie? Or do you have those? Or is it just as stuff becomes...
Speaker 2 How do you decide what to do since you can do so much?
Speaker 1
There's, I mean, clearly we just never say no. Yeah, we need to say no a little bit more.
And it's all happening at once.
Speaker 1 And I can't say there's any calculation or thinking about like a filmography or a strategy like that. We're literally just going like, oh, we had that idea two years ago.
Speaker 1 How are we going to get that up on its feet? Right. You guys had very, even though you met in college, you had different, you're from different parts of the country, obviously.
Speaker 1 Phil, you grew up in Miami, is that right? True fact. True fact.
Speaker 1 Do you still have a connection?
Speaker 2 Go Marlins, GoHeat?
Speaker 1
Go Dolphins. Oh.
Because I grew up, I'm an old fart who grew up before there were Marlins or Heat.
Speaker 2 You love Dan Greasy?
Speaker 1
I mean, a huge Bob Greasy fan. Bob Greasy.
And then
Speaker 1
Brian Greasy was my locker mate in the seventh grade. Wow.
And his son, Brian, is now a broadcaster, but he's also a quarterback in the league. And was in the seventh grade, I weighed 60 pounds.
Speaker 1
and Brian weighed 200 and was six feet tall. Oh my God, the duo Halloween costume options there are exciting.
Really good. Yeah, he wanted me to be a parrot and a pirate.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 So you were big Mark Clayton and Mark Duper fans is what I'm gleaning. The Marks Brothers.
Speaker 1
My heart was broken in the one Super Bowl we were in, and then losing to the damn Patriots in 85 was horrible. It scarred me for life.
It was terrible. Sports.
Speaker 1 Sports, Chris, do you have a similar affiliation with sports?
Speaker 3
I do. I'm a sports fan from the Great Pacific Northwest.
So, you know, I'm a Mariner, Seahawks,
Speaker 3 Seattle Super Sonics fan. Haven't been to any Sonics games recently, but I'm excited to get back to those.
Speaker 1 And you're excited for the Kraken, obviously, for the big NHL team. Huge.
Speaker 2 Well, you guys couldn't have grown up further away than one.
Speaker 1
Like the absolute corner runner. It's diagonal.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 So there's San Diego and Maine.
Speaker 1
That's right. But both with both port cities.
That's right. See? With a significant illicit drug trade.
Should we go?
Speaker 1
Yeah, I'm just trying to think. Well, first of all, yeah, that's true, but Miami obviously has got Miami Vice, which was pretty great.
What's the big issue?
Speaker 3 We had grunge music when I was there.
Speaker 1 Grunge music. Yeah, you guys had the killing.
Speaker 3 Yeah, we invented overpriced coffee while I was there.
Speaker 1 You had Miami Vice, and Chris, you had northern exposure.
Speaker 1 There you go.
Speaker 1 That's all right. Chris, how old are your kids, Chris?
Speaker 3 They're 13 and 9.
Speaker 1 Boy, girl?
Speaker 3
They're exactly one of each. Salt and Pepper.
Match set.
Speaker 1 Do they like the movies?
Speaker 3 They like the movies.
Speaker 1 That you guys make?
Speaker 3 Yeah, no, it's a...
Speaker 3 I mean, they haven't seen the Jumpstreet movies yet, although, you know, they're getting ready.
Speaker 1 13's getting ready. Yeah.
Speaker 3 But they do.
Speaker 3 They like the movies that we make, and they give notes.
Speaker 1 They're like, act two is a little slow.
Speaker 2 Can you guys do another one of those? Can you direct another? Yeah, direct another comedy movie.
Speaker 1 For some reason,
Speaker 1 they've got the after party.
Speaker 3
They've got the after party on Apple TV Plus. Okay, gotcha.
It's a live-action murder mystery comedy.
Speaker 3 Thanks a lot for making Murderville right around the same time, Will. That was really helpful.
Speaker 1 Sorry. Would you guys ever go back to
Speaker 1 your traditional kind of beginning and do a multi-cam, traditional sitcom?
Speaker 3 Like a classic sitcom?
Speaker 1 Yeah, would you ever go? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3 if the right one was there, and what if the wrong one was there?
Speaker 1
The wrong one. Could you make it right? Probably, we could do that as well.
Sean's got something he's going to say.
Speaker 1 Three guys, they're in their 50s. Three guys in their 50s, right? Yeah.
Speaker 1
And people, the first thing you're going to say is, these guys are in their 50s? No, listen. That's the name of the show.
That's the name of the show. These guys are in their 50s in Terror Bang.
Speaker 1 Or we call it that, or we call it Ring Light, the series. And it's just
Speaker 1
50 Play 35. You've kind of got the concept probably already.
I want to mention Jason's being also, he's being, I know he's geeking out because Mitchell versus the Machines.
Speaker 1 We talked about it. Oh, man, is that good?
Speaker 3 So, Jason, I'm going to let you loose on the boys because it is a great movie.
Speaker 2 You sit there and you want to find some time to gobble stuff up with your kid, you know, and you search and you search.
Speaker 2 Let's give this thing a try. And, oh, my God,
Speaker 2 I did not stop laughing. I was certainly grinning the entire time because it was all so fresh, so sharp, so left when you think it's going to go right.
Speaker 1 I mean, just everything. That's their hallmark, man.
Speaker 2 I know, but like, I kept looking over at my, I think I watched it first with my 15-year-old and then with my 20-year-old.
Speaker 1 What is it called?
Speaker 3 It's called The Mitchells versus the Machines.
Speaker 1
Yes. And this is a movie you guys did.
I'm sorry. Yeah, we purchased
Speaker 1
Netflix, yeah. Oh, that's great.
And it's just stunningly good.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 I was laughing more than they were because it's that smart, that great. Like, I want to see.
Speaker 2
the great animated stuff that works for adults and for kids. It's just, that's not easy.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 And then you do, and now you said you're working on another Spider-Verse movie.
Speaker 3 It's true.
Speaker 1 And it should be noted that, I mean, you guys are dipping in. You're one of the only sort of creatives who have been allowed to dip into DC and dip into Marvel.
Speaker 1 I don't want to make too big of a deal about it,
Speaker 1 lest they catch wind. Double thumbs.
Speaker 1
But alas, here we are. And that for that's into the Spider-Verse.
Man,
Speaker 1
that movie, you know, you go and you have preconceived notions. And I shouldn't have.
I should have. I went to see it because I love you guys.
And I was like, it's going to be.
Speaker 1 But at the very last minute, thinking like, how different can this be? And then just being absolutely blown away by that film.
Speaker 1
I just, I couldn't have loved it anymore. And I don't know.
So now I'm thinking, well, you guys are making another one. How are they going to re-break their own mold?
Speaker 3 That has been the real challenge, right? Is that you know, you don't want to just do the same thing. You want the whole, the brand is innovation.
Speaker 3 And so then you're like, well, how the hell are we going to make this thing, you know, different from the other one?
Speaker 1 Is that what keeps you guys up? Is that the thing that you talk about the most, like across the desk to each other? Yeah, I think we like that project in particular,
Speaker 1 you're sort of freaking out going, how do we recreate the feeling of being in the theater watching that movie, which is to be surprised.
Speaker 1 But all of these moves that we already did are off the table so you're sitting there going okay emotionally what can we do that will
Speaker 1 um that will you know that will feel like a left turn but still feel like it's you know it belongs there what about writing something for live live stage like a musical play something like that we came to uh for two seconds there was a idea of a of a lego Broadway show that was like no we're getting it's getting kicked around and we were thankful that that did not happen we were like like, this seems so hard, which, of course, makes us want to do it.
Speaker 1
Sean, don't, Sean, don't say no. The guy could have a prosthetic stomach and plastic hair.
Yes, exactly. A fat suit and a plastic wig.
Think about him. He's going to go.
Speaker 2 But that notion of having to better yourselves each time is that I imagine for any artist that creates things from the ground up, that there is some sort of an onerous thing that would sit with you.
Speaker 2 Like,
Speaker 2 how can I make the next thing better?
Speaker 2 And do you find that your own taste progresses naturally into
Speaker 2 a new place of talent? Or do you feel like you guys have to push yourselves to continually grow and be even funnier and be even more sort of subversive?
Speaker 2 Or does it just happen naturally that your taste just develops?
Speaker 1 I mean, it's sort of both in that we don't like to repeat ourselves and we don't like to feel bored.
Speaker 1 And so, and I don't think we do a very good job unless we feel like we're doing something that we haven't done before that feels like maybe
Speaker 1
not that many other people have done it before. That kind of drives us.
So, I think sometimes we'll be sitting there going, like, why do I hate this?
Speaker 1 And, oh, it's because it just feels like an easy
Speaker 1
choice. And so, we then, I mean, that's what we're doing.
I also don't want to be new just for the sake of being new and odd and different. So,
Speaker 3 you have to build this on some like fundamentally universal relationship things that are not new, but every specific choice has to be different.
Speaker 1 And I think that the granular sort of embryo of that process is just the conversation between the two of us, which is, you know, Yeah, I think this thing is really funny, but I'm looking over at Chris and he's just like not having it.
Speaker 1 So it makes, instead of getting mad and going like, why don't you like it?
Speaker 1 It makes you retreat and go, okay, how can i make this even better how do i get it up the hill and maybe chris can help me like here's what i'm going for well this is why i didn't go for it but maybe you could try and then you wind up building something that neither one of us would have thought of right on it's great having somebody to be like okay i'm trying to make this thing that i think phil is gonna like and luckily our sensibilities are juvenile enough that we can make things that kids seem to like also but we're never really that's how sean and scotty are with lunch yeah you know what i mean they're both building towards they have a similar, there's something that they like, and they're like the sandwich and then the tune and the thing and the chips, and they look at each other.
Speaker 1
Look at this. We made it.
We made it.
Speaker 1 Mac and cheese. Two boxes.
Speaker 2 Are you guys proud
Speaker 2 as you should be that your partnership is healthy and that it's harmonious and that you guys still enjoy one another?
Speaker 2 Because I'm sure that that takes as much work and attention and respect as you have in your personal relationships and partnerships as well, right?
Speaker 3 I've got two marriages that I got to juggle all the time. You know, it's like I want to, I've got like a family in Arizona that is a secret family.
Speaker 3 But yeah, so it really is.
Speaker 3 I mean, the good thing is, you know, if you're building it off of respect and admiration, and if you feel like, oh, this is a person that's bringing a lot to the table that I can't do and is,
Speaker 3 you know, if you admire the person, it's a lot easier than if you're like, oh, this fucking dead weight.
Speaker 2 Can you guys identify
Speaker 2 what one person is better at than the other? Do you guys have clearly two different lanes?
Speaker 2 It seems like
Speaker 1 you can write it on a piece of paper and show at the same time.
Speaker 2 Like, is one person better at story and the other person's better at dialogue? It's not that easy.
Speaker 3 It's not easier, probably, if that were the case. But
Speaker 3 we both have a lot of strong opinions about everything.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I think we would never find out if one of us was weaker at something because I don't think we'd ever be able to admit it.
Speaker 1 But I do think there's sometimes I get a little more
Speaker 1 frustrated or hot-headed in like a
Speaker 1 meeting and
Speaker 1 nobody cares.
Speaker 1 But if Chris gets upset, then everyone pays attention
Speaker 2 because he rarely does.
Speaker 3 He rarely does. I'm more soft-spoken.
Speaker 1 So Chris is upset. And we've been in a few meetings where like somebody said something that was so appalling that Chris could no longer function.
Speaker 1
And I immediately flipped into like Mr. Peacemaker, Mr.
Constructive. Like, let's get this together.
And I just realized, like, oh, I have that muscle.
Speaker 1 It's just that it's atrophied because Chris is there to pick me up every time I get perfect match.
Speaker 1
It really is. This is incredible.
And I like the way that you're like, you don't want to admit it to each other. This is like
Speaker 1 the equivalent of like keeping it hot. Keep it hot.
Speaker 1 God, you guys are still dating.
Speaker 2 And then you guys get to make all these little babies together.
Speaker 1 Dude, don't say it like that. And don't fucking shoot.
Speaker 1 You're making a
Speaker 2 tune baby this time. And then next time you're making a film baby.
Speaker 1
Phil and Chris, God, we could talk to you guys forever. You guys are the best.
Thank you for taking time from your new office.
Speaker 2 Yeah, go make more good stuff.
Speaker 1
You guys are so nice. I can't believe you gave us this many compliments.
I just expected
Speaker 1 stern
Speaker 1 skepticism.
Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. We're fans.
Speaker 2 You guys are fans.
Speaker 1 You guys are really, really nice of you to do this.
Speaker 3 You guys are the sweetest.
Speaker 3 Thanks for having us.
Speaker 2 Chris, say hi to Sissy Pooh.
Speaker 3
I will. I will.
I'll tell her you said hello.
Speaker 1 Thanks. Boys, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 All the best on After Party and the second season. Looking forward to everything.
Speaker 1
And just thanks. Good luck with everything.
Thank you. Thank you, fellas all right have a great rest of the day bye guys bye guys bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Speaker 2 real good real good so when they when they double dip when they do dc and then other times they do marvel or whatever the other one is um do they just maybe switch their they go miller lord instead of lord miller and that way people lose track of them i think when they did uh lego movie there were actually a lot of properties involved in that it just so happens that warner brothers has uh is affiliated with the dc brand yeah because i think they could just switch their names, just go Miller Lord, and like they think it's a different couple.
Speaker 1 Well, they had everybody in that.
Speaker 1 I remember one thing was in Lego Batman, there was a line where I say,
Speaker 1 what's the password? You know, when he's going into the Bat Cave, and I said, Iron Man sucks. And they're like, oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 1
Sure, it's going to be okay. I don't think anybody's going to mind if I say.
And we had to go and ask.
Speaker 1 They are, honestly, they are, you know, Jason, you brought up when you go to the movies, especially when you want to see an animated film.
Speaker 1 got these guys are it well that a movie that kind of that appeals to everybody and not in that way of like hey you know the way that executives think like it's got to be four quadrant because they want to just hit everybody it's actually really good for everybody like but not just really like really really good for everybody yeah that's what they do and it's not like they're doing it in a contrived sort of deliberate strategic way i think they just they're just that that smart that funny uh where it there's a little bit for everyone in what makes them laugh.
Speaker 1 Yeah, I love their stuff.
Speaker 1 They're just incredible.
Speaker 1 I truly meant it.
Speaker 1 Working on those Lego movies with those dudes.
Speaker 2 I can't believe they can do everything.
Speaker 1 They can do big animated films.
Speaker 2 They can do live-action, ensemble, comedy stuff like 21 Jump Street.
Speaker 1 And then they knew this series, and now they got the After Party, which is a hilarious series.
Speaker 1 By the way, it's so smart of them to always zigzag because, like they said, our brand is invention, or what do they they say? Innovation. Their brand is
Speaker 1 buying.
Speaker 2 Is he trying to back into a buy? Well, no, he's not.
Speaker 1 This is
Speaker 1 actually legit. No, he said
Speaker 1 our brand is innovative or something like that.
Speaker 1 You can't label them as one thing, which is so smart.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah.
Great. Thanks, Sean.
You know, I know I just can't. I just remember what I'm getting Sean for Christmas.
Is it a half a brain? It's a thesaurus.
Speaker 1
I wonder if this is scary. I played it.
he's got room.
Speaker 2
I wonder if there's anything wrong in their life. Like, everything seems so great.
I wonder, like, do you think they have some real devious problem, like, on the weekends that
Speaker 2 they hope nobody ever finds out about?
Speaker 1
Yeah, like, they double park. Right.
Oh, those sons of bitches.
Speaker 2 Those are the, they're the ones. They're the ones that just kind of straddle the line, you know, because they don't want anyone dinging their door.
Speaker 1 No, they don't. I think they're, well, I think they're probably just really good
Speaker 1 guys.
Speaker 1 And you know what? Guy
Speaker 1 rhymes with
Speaker 1 real quick. See the glint in his eye for such a lazy.
Speaker 1 I have to say, you know what it rhymes with.
Speaker 1 This is fucking, even for you, this is so lazy.
Speaker 1 And I'm going to allow it because I want you to shame yourself.
Speaker 1 Well, guy rhymes with, bye!
Speaker 2
No, that's lazy. It's lazy.
You know, It's not, no, you're gonna have to stick around and come up with a bigger one.
Speaker 1
Yeah, you know what? Let's hang them out. No, we do enjoy that.
We can't let you have it. Sure, let's keep going.
Let's see.
Speaker 1 Sean, you know why? Because if I let you go, and if I let that one go today,
Speaker 1 and then some listeners, you know what that could do? That could come back and.
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