“Michael Moore”
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Speaker 2 Ramifications.
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Speaker 2 Oh, I see.
Speaker 2 Uh-oh.
Speaker 2 This
Speaker 2 was the Smartless intro.
Speaker 2 Welcome to Smartless.
Speaker 2 Smart
Speaker 2 Less.
Speaker 2 Smart.
Speaker 3 Will,
Speaker 3 when did you start chasing acting?
Speaker 2
Great question to settle in. A couple of weeks ago, I think.
No,
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I got a long answer. I'm going to give you the long.
It's going to be long.
Speaker 2 Any kid stuff?
Speaker 2 Excuse me?
Speaker 3 Why is that an excuse me?
Speaker 2 Any kids' stuff?
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I auditioned for a couple of things when I was like 16. I did a couple commercials.
Okay. You're right.
Speaker 3 A tight answer would be great.
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Yeah, just a tight tight answer. You got to listen to it too.
Okay, yeah. Sorry.
My answer is. You're not the guest.
Have you seen the show? Have you seen the show?
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I think it's on Netflix. It's like, it's the new version of how they made these movies.
And they just did Aliens. They did like Home Alone.
They did all. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 3 Yeah, I think I've heard of this, but I don't have the time to watch stuff like this. You have a lot of
Speaker 3 expendable time.
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I really enjoy that because I'm a big fan of these movies. And they get the cast.
They got Gourney Weaver to chat. And it's really cool about how they made those movies.
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You know, my feeling on that is there's a lot of behind the scenes and how they made it. It's all like how they made the sausage.
Hey, guess what? Just enjoy the sausage.
Speaker 2 No, I enjoy how they make the sausage.
Speaker 3 If I had a dollar.
Speaker 2 I know.
Speaker 2 Well,
Speaker 2 listen, without further ado,
Speaker 2 let's do. Wait, are we in store?
Speaker 2 Are we in store for one of Jason's classic
Speaker 2 profiles? No, here we go.
Speaker 2 We wrote this in between shows.
Speaker 3 It's not that great. It's not that great.
Speaker 3 Because the other ones have been, right?
Speaker 3
I'm talking about my intro guest, not you. You're going to be incredible.
I will give you a quick hint, hint, though. You know, talking about how you're not wearing a hat today, Sean.
Speaker 3 I love seeing your head. I think you've got a great head.
Speaker 2 Don't say this guy wears a lot of hats.
Speaker 3
He does, and I wish that he wouldn't. He's got a beautiful head on him.
You'll see right now. Here we go.
Speaker 3 Okay, so today we have a fellow that has found himself intentionally or not as a health analyst and part-time fixer for all that ails us here in our beloved country.
Speaker 2 Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3
I love it already. Some may call him a savior.
Others may say the opposite.
Speaker 3 But no matter which side you stand on, national policies, you cannot deny that this guy puts the time in on saying what he believes and the consistency of acting on it, leaving us all with a mountain of information that we might not otherwise have the time to research or even initially be interested in knowing.
Speaker 3 So, thank you right up front, sir. He's a one-time Eagle Scout and has since gone on to win an Oscar, a palm d'Or, and been named one of time's 100 most influential and has now made it to Smartless.
Speaker 3 Congratulations, Mr.
Speaker 2 Michael Moore. I knew it was there.
Speaker 2 There he is. Michael Moore!
Speaker 3 Look at that beautiful hair.
Speaker 2
You can have the hat there. I mean, come on.
Oh, he does have a hat on. You're wearing a Warrior's hat, Michael? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Wow.
He loves him. Dream on Green, Michigan State.
Speaker 3 You followed him all the way there.
Speaker 2
Michael, I was just in Michigan yesterday. Oh, you were? Great story, Sean.
Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2 What were you doing there? A friend of mine lives in Lakeside, Michigan. Who was it, Jason? Do you know which friend of Sean's lives in Lakeside?
Speaker 3 I was. Demetri is her name.
Speaker 2
Reyna. It's Reyna.
That's it.
Speaker 3 I knew I was close.
Speaker 2 Well, you know, this is,
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I, you know, I'm a big fan of this podcast, and I listen to it. No.
Yes. I never heard it.
I'm your third Michigander on Smartless as your guest. You had Jeff Daniels
Speaker 2 on. And Ken Burns from Ann Arbor.
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. Wow.
Is that where he started?
Speaker 2 Yes. No way.
Speaker 2 So there's a Michigan thing going on here with Smartless, it seems. Well, listen, we're fond of Michigan.
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I've got a long history with Michigan. I grew up in Ontario.
I'm Michigan-adjacent. They said the Canadian.
Yes. Yep.
I'm Michigan-adjacent. You know, we used to go,
Speaker 2 the big foreign vacation for us was to go to a leafs game, Maple Leafs game
Speaker 2 in the old garden
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there. And there was a really cheap hotel right next to the old garden.
And we'd all like, we'd get a room, a bunch of guys, and we'd just plow in there for the night. The Carlton, was it the Carlton?
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The Carlton, that's right. And it, because it's on Carlton Street.
It's on Carlton Street, yeah.
Speaker 2 Okay, so, so, anyway, so, so, yes, and and so my grandfather was a Canadian, and during the Vietnam War, I was in high school.
Speaker 2 And, you know, myself and my buddies, you know, we were not going to go and kill Vietnamese. What did they do to us? And so that was kind of our thinking.
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And so we did these dry runs because we thought, oh, we're going to get drafted. We're going to have to go to Vietnam.
Okay, we're going to have to go to Canada. That's our plan.
Speaker 2 So we do these dry runs across the Blue Water Bridge between Port Huron, Michigan and Sarnia, Ontario, just to see what kind of questions will the Canadians ask us if we decide to
Speaker 2 flee or
Speaker 2 what's the Canadian strip search like which I just said it's going to be cold whatever it is
Speaker 2 they have permanently cold hands and they're going to apologize the whole time that they've that they are doing what they do but so anyway so one time we had this idea what if our escape is a boat and we take a boat across the St.
Speaker 2 Clair River from Michigan over to Ontario. So
Speaker 2 one of our guys here had a boat, his dad had a boat, loaded up the boat on the trailer, and we drove over to
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the river. And you can see Canada.
It's just a quarter mile, half mile across the river.
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And we go to get the boat off the trailer. There's no motor on the boat.
The dude forgot to bring the motor.
Speaker 2 Now what are we going to do? I said,
Speaker 2 well, I see you've got oars in here. Yeah, it's just a grody fishing boat.
Speaker 2 We'll paddle across it. We paddle across the
Speaker 2 way to see if the Canadians would catch us, which of course we knew.
Speaker 2 Yeah, well, all of Canada's a soft spot. The whole
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soft border. I'm just saying, you know.
You know, you described Jason on this podcast a little bit. He always shows up with no motor, and we're constantly paddling.
Speaker 2 That is really a lot of orders. Jason Bateman,
Speaker 2 let me just say, Jason Bateman,
Speaker 2 and I think it was you, but maybe it was you, Will. But somewhere around 2004, right after bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9-11,
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I get a call from your producer asking me to be on Arrested Development. Oh, wow.
Like as a character, but as myself. Right.
But they've written me into, do you guys remember this?
Speaker 3 I feel like I remember this.
Speaker 2
I feel like I remember this. Yeah, Mitch Hurwitz.
Mitch Hurwitz wanted you on. Was that who? Is that the show?
Speaker 3 He's the brand. The creator of the show.
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Oh, he's the guy. Yeah, yeah.
Why do I think it's Jim Burroughs?
Speaker 3 Jim Valali was his lieutenant.
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. So, anyways, so they asked me to come, and
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I couldn't do it because I love the show so much. It's so smart.
And I thought, I'm just going to, I'm going to fail so bad. So, I said, I just can't do it.
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And, and, you know, and my agent there, Ari, you know, Ari. Yeah.
And he's like, no, you got to do this. And I said, no, it's the smartest show on TV.
I know. And
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it's the smartest one with humans. So the Simpsons would be the other one.
And
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so I wish you had done it. I I didn't do it.
So what Mitch did, he hired an actor to play me.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 2 Do you remember this now? I think.
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They tried to find somebody that looked like me, but that's impossible. So, so it's in, and then I regretted it.
I regretted it.
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And I thought, yeah, you're just, you were just chicken shit about this. And you should have done it.
So when you guys came back, when it came back here in the mid teens, Netflix. Netflix,
Speaker 2 I wanted to call one of you and just say, you know, I'll do it now. How about now? I'll do it now.
Speaker 2 You know what? When we do it again,
Speaker 3
and you will. Here it comes.
We're making the alert right now, right?
Speaker 2 Spoiler alert. We're going to do the movie.
Speaker 2 Is that true? No, come on. Really? Hey, Michael, you mentioned, of course, one of the first times I ever became aware of you in 2004 was the amazing documentary, Bowling for Columbine.
Speaker 2 Isn't it amazing to think back on that now? And I'm sure you could ask this a lot. Bowling for Columbine, it was just
Speaker 2 an amazing movie and enlightened us all to, you know, what happens when guns get in the wrong hands. And here we are,
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I don't know, I can't do the math because I'm too stupid, all these years later. Yeah.
And now it's a daily occurrence that there is a mass shooting, a daily occurrence. And we're just so numb to it.
Speaker 2 And they define mass shooting as four or more people killed. And
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it should be more than one. The mass shooting should be more than one.
It should be, yeah.
Speaker 2 But you know, when Americans were like, it's like, you know, Canadian football, you know, it's not, you have only three downs, we have four. We have to have more than you.
Speaker 2 You have to have more than six points, not one point.
Speaker 2
Well, that's a good, well, that's a good point. The rest of the world plays football.
They get one point when they score a goal. We get six.
Just because we are America.
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America's, what was it, like 90% or something is for some kind of gun control, and we still haven't a gun control. 90% is correct.
What is the deal?
Speaker 2
I don't understand it. What is it going to take? Well, first of all, the NRA is not the force that they used to be.
They are not the big scary lobby that Democrats would never want to cross them.
Speaker 2 Those days are gone for them.
Speaker 2 And I think some of these shootings, like in Sandy Hook in Connecticut,
Speaker 2 where 20 first graders
Speaker 2 essentially had their heads blown off or their faces blown off.
Speaker 2 It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 And there's so much about things like this. I mean,
Speaker 2 I've actually thought for some time, and I've actually filmed a little bit of an idea I have where, because I remember this from the Vietnam War, and again, thank you, Canada, because we watched the CBC in Detroit and Flint, and the CBC, the Canadian broadcasting, the nightly news, which was on, I think, like at 9 o'clock at night, prime time,
Speaker 2 told the truth about Vietnam, told us Americans across the river what was really going on with this war.
Speaker 2 And I, you know, remember thinking and talking to my Canadian cousins, why don't you kill the same number of Canadians, each of you, that we do in the United States? Because you're no better than us.
Speaker 2 You've got the same 23 chromosomes in your cells that we do. You watch the same violent movies and violent TV shows.
Speaker 2 Everything, all the reasons they give for why we do it and the Canadians and others don't do it. And
Speaker 2 I was going to,
Speaker 2 I was actually going to make this point in the movie because I did go to Canada and it's in Bowling for Columbine. We went to,
Speaker 2 what's it called? Statistics Canada in Ottawa,
Speaker 2 which for Americans I have to say, that's the capital.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 it turns out per capita, there are more guns in Canadian homes than in American homes because hunting is the number one sport in Canada.
Speaker 2 More so than hockey. So why don't they, Canadians, they got all these guns.
Speaker 2 Why don't they shoot each other? Right. Well, you made a great point,
Speaker 2 which is a couple of things. One thing is in the movie, when you go to Canada and you go to people's houses and their doors aren't locked.
Speaker 2 Yeah, I remember remember that i just go up to random doors and open them and walk people's houses at night and walk in and people would go oh how's it going how are you doing
Speaker 2 and you go sorry i just walked in like no that's okay come on in eh
Speaker 2 yeah what's going on eh we put that scene shooting that scene off we put that off for two years to the very last thing to shoot just in case a canadian would because you can't do that in the united states you just can't walk into somebody's house just in case they shoot you just in case they shoot me at least we'd have most of the movie yeah it was that smart guy it's good producing by the way really good producing
Speaker 2 i'm always thinking of the film first. But I want to say,
Speaker 2 so again, and I know as a Canadian, and I've talked to other Canadians about it, it's a great moment of pride when we watch that scene because it shows a lot.
Speaker 2 I think Canadians take a lot of pride in that notion that like, yeah, we're not, our first instinct isn't to kill. And so it goes kind of back to a couple of things.
Speaker 2 Sean, what you said, you know, you said that movie is great because it's about, you know, what happens when guns get in the wrong hands. I don't think that that's right.
Speaker 2 I think that it's a, and I love this country and I've lived in this country for many years now, and I really love it, and there are a lot of great things about it.
Speaker 2 But it's about a shift in the culture. There needs to be a shift in the culture and the attitude and the approach and how we look at our fellow,
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at our neighbors and look at them as all of us, we're only as strong as our weakest link. And that notion doesn't exist in this country.
Like you said, there are more guns per capita.
Speaker 2 Why aren't there more deaths? Because it's not the,
Speaker 2 there is a cultural difference. And I think that what needs to happen in the next generation, and hopefully it will, there needs to be a cultural shift.
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And it's not, and by the way, we're not a political show. You've listened to it.
We don't talk in this way.
Speaker 2 It's not political
Speaker 2 to say that somebody has earned the right as a human being to be treated with health care,
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have access to health care. That's just fucking stupid.
But
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Will or Michael or Jason. What do you think about this argument, though, that it's all based on mental health issues? That's the problem, not the Gandhi.
It can't.
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Statistically, it can't stack up that way. It doesn't.
I mean, yes, we obviously we need mental health care in this country, and it needs to be free, like it is in most other advanced countries.
Speaker 2 What you said, Will, is correct.
Speaker 2
We have to change the cultural thing here. It's not a political thing.
You're absolutely right. We have to change.
I mean, I
Speaker 2 started going hunting when I was 11 years old, and at that time, 11 and 12-year-olds, we just go out to the woods. The parents, when you know, we just take the guns and go shoot pheasants.
Speaker 2 See you at dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 2 If we make it. But of course, we were all as a Catholic neighborhood, so everybody had like 11 kids.
Speaker 2 So, you know, I think my feeling was that growing up, all these families with 11 kids, they're just playing the odds here. You know, one or two are going to get shot out in the woods.
Speaker 2 We play baseball out in the street, et cetera. So, but
Speaker 2 my point is, is the culture. I won the NRA Marksman Award when I was in Boy Scouts.
Speaker 3 Oh, and you joined the NRA to infiltrate it, right?
Speaker 2
And I was going to run against Charlton Hesson. That was my thought.
So I'm a lifetime member of the NRA
Speaker 2 until I was excommunicated.
Speaker 2 But, you know, there's, here's the, let me just tell you guys,
Speaker 2 Sean and Jason, about, you know, where Will grew up.
Speaker 2
They have, they keep making their gun laws stronger and stronger. It's really hard to get a handgun in Canada.
Right.
Speaker 2 And in fact, they've, they've, sometime recently, they've added a new piece piece of the law, which is if you want a handgun, you have to get your wife, your girlfriend, your ex-wife, your ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 2 They have to sign a form
Speaker 2 that says you are mentally okay and not a domestic abuser.
Speaker 3 So you need sponsors.
Speaker 2
Yes, but the women decide if the men get the gun. That's awesome.
So I started thinking, what's that look like if you're
Speaker 2 in a living room in Sudbury, Ontario, and the guy wants to get a gun, and he's got the government for him, and he's had to call together the wife, the ex-wife, the girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend, the mistress, any women in his life have to sign this.
Speaker 2 And he's got the paper, and he's like, okay, now listen,
Speaker 2 I can't get a gun unless all of you sign this.
Speaker 2 It's okay for me to have a gun. And they're all like, fuck you.
Speaker 2
We're not signing this. And he's like, he gets really mad, right? He's like, I'm going to tell you something.
If you don't sign this, I'm going to kill you. Yeah, right.
As soon as I get a gun.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
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Speaker 3 So Michael is the,
Speaker 3 I would imagine that most of the hunters, et cetera, are, and in fact, the polls bear this out, that they're in favor of
Speaker 3 basic sort of gun control, gun review rule, whatever it's called.
Speaker 3 So,
Speaker 3 the
Speaker 2 majority of Republicans are in favor of
Speaker 3 these stopping and the thing that is stopping us from having just sort of these basic sort of regulations over that, again, for lack of the appropriate term, is because of the gun lobby.
Speaker 3 And my question to you is, is the reason the gun lobby is so strong, so big, so important, is it because the actual industry of gun making and gun selling is so lucrative that they want to protect their, like, is there really that much money made selling guns in this country?
Speaker 3 It's just, yes, I just.
Speaker 2 In fact, and sadly, just down the road from the Sandy Hook Elementary School is the national, it's national headquarters of the Gun Manufacturers Association of America, literally in the same town there in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 And no, they, they, yes, of course it's about the money, but it's also something else that Will sort of alluded to. We Americans,
Speaker 2 we are a frightened people way too much of the time. We live with fear,
Speaker 2 and our fears are manipulated, especially we've seen it now.
Speaker 3 Where And what Facebook's tapped into? They're monetized. Oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 2 those papers showed that they will make more money the more afraid people are.
Speaker 2 And that fear goes from everything from a teenager feeling that she's too fat to a teenage boy, I've got too many pimples, to whatever.
Speaker 2 And people won't like me and
Speaker 2 you start living your life with this fear.
Speaker 3 And scary movies make a lot of money too. I mean, you know, not to trivialize it, but people, it is a very big emotion in this country.
Speaker 2 And it would be much better actually if people just got those emotions dealt with cathartically by watching horror movies.
Speaker 3 Eating popcorn, and eating popcorn.
Speaker 2 But unfortunately, I think that
Speaker 2 race has played a significant role in why a lot of people think they need a gun in the home. And the worst thing you can have is a gun in the home because the statistics show
Speaker 2 you have a much greater chance of someone in your home committing suicide with a gun
Speaker 2 than any other way. All the other ways of trying to kill yourself, overdose.
Speaker 2 There's a great bit that Jim Jeffries is a stand-up comic and he's Australian, and he does this bit. I'm not going to do it justice at all, but he was imitating an American,
Speaker 2 because they have great gun control laws in Australia as well.
Speaker 2 And he's like, when Americans buy guns and keep them in a safe in their home, and he was imitating a guy breaking in and saying, just wait one second while I go grab my gun.
Speaker 2
And it imitates doing the combination, two to the right, one to the left. Hang on, one sec.
I'll be right there. And then, right.
You know, I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 Michael,
Speaker 3 did you start all of this effort with such an undying passion for
Speaker 3 giving a voice to the unheard or putting a spotlight on the unseen?
Speaker 3 Or did that was that something that just developed because you started actually as a filmmaker and you discovered that the subjects you were making films about triggered all of this passion about like which was the chicken or the egg?
Speaker 2 If you put it that way, the film would be first because I've always believed, even though I always cared about these things, and I mean, I asked, when I was 14, I asked my parents if I could leave home.
Speaker 2 I was inspired by Cesar Chavez, the Berrigan brothers, these, you know, kind of liberal Catholics, and I wanted to go to the seminary to be a priest. And I had to talk them into this.
Speaker 2 And if you tell a Catholic parent you have a calling, like somebody has spoken to you, they can't get in the way of that. So I got to leave home in ninth grade to go to a seminary and
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to study to be a priest. And I, I, because I cared about all these social issues.
And, um,
Speaker 2 but they kicked me out after a year. And I went down and I said to the top, the head priest, I said, why are you kicking me out?
Speaker 2 I've obeyed the rules.
Speaker 2 And Father DeWicky was his name. He goes, because you ask too many questions.
Speaker 2 And he said, we are an institution of answers, not questions.
Speaker 2 By the way, I mean, that's like, it sounds like anybody who's worried about holes being poked
Speaker 2 in their story. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2
It also sounds like he's a member of the Lollipop Guild. Oh, wow.
So anyways, but I love the movies.
Speaker 2 And I always, from a teenager on, as soon as I got a driver's license, I was driving to Ann Arbor in Detroit to see all the Curaçao, Godard,
Speaker 2 Francois Traffo,
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everything. I went to see everything.
And in 1983, I drove down there and I saw a documentary. Didn't know much about it.
It was supposed to be about
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atomic weapons or nuclear power. And the whole film was...
Maybe you've seen this film. It's called Atomic Cafe.
It's all clips of all the scare stuff during the 50s.
Speaker 2 And it was funny, but it was about the end of the world.
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And I thought, wow, you could make a documentary and be funny. This is like, who's done this? And, because I didn't like documentaries.
So I always went to a lot of movies and
Speaker 2 if they let me talk to a film class now, I always say to them,
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you know, the number one rule of... not Fight Club, but of documentaries is don't make a documentary.
Right. Make a movie.
Right. You know, I hate this word documentarian.
Speaker 2 We don't call Scorsese a fictionitarian. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Kubrick's not a fictionitarian. We all make movies, and you can make it with fiction, or you can make it with non-fiction or animation.
Speaker 3 And those filmmakers will usually be drawn to existing scripts
Speaker 3 that speak to something that they're previously passionate about, or they will develop something that they're previously passionate about. Do you find yourself
Speaker 3 waiting until a certain policy or subject or issue finds its way to you? Or are you constantly on the search for things that might benefit from you putting your light on it?
Speaker 2 That's a great question.
Speaker 2 And the way I deal with that is
Speaker 2 the next film, I ask myself the question, what am I afraid to make?
Speaker 2
What's the movie I should not make? I'm afraid to make it. It's just going to be more trouble.
Sure.
Speaker 2 And so.
Speaker 2 Is there something you can tell us now
Speaker 2 that fits that description that you're working on? Well, if you promise not to tell anybody else. No, no, it's just us.
Speaker 2
Just us, yeah. Right, just us, right? Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
I'm just a whisper.
Speaker 2 I'm right here.
Speaker 2 Listen to me. I'm like, I'm trying to stretch for time here.
Speaker 2 Because
Speaker 2
my brain is saying, don't, do not tell these. Just give us a tick.
Just give it.
Speaker 2
We can always cut it. We can always cut it.
We can always cut it. We can cut it.
We can always cut it. We can always cut it.
Call us later and say, probably cut it.
Speaker 2 Something about soccer, isn't it?
Speaker 2
Something about soccer or table. Something about ethic.
Something about state pong. It should be about soccer.
Speaker 2 I can make a really funny film about that.
Speaker 3 We don't want to put you on the spot.
Speaker 2
You think about it. You think about it, you come back to us.
Michael, do you think it's finally time for an independent to win in 2024?
Speaker 2 I think it's best if actually both...
Speaker 2
people who run either for as a Republican or a Democrat should be independent. That it doesn't work anymore.
Like we've got so many, We've got 330 million people.
Speaker 2 Two political parties cannot represent the broad spectrum of
Speaker 2 political thought for 330 million.
Speaker 2 I wish we had more of a parliamentary system where they could form the coalitions, more people would be represented in Congress, and people would vote.
Speaker 2 I think that 100 million that don't vote, they don't see themselves represented. Well, you know what's amazing, Michael, is how many people, how many times in the last year I've had to,
Speaker 2 I'm also a proponent of that, and I've had to explain to people how the parliamentary system works. First of all, it's shocking how many people in this country don't know how that works, and
Speaker 2
they don't even know the concept of it. And when they hear it, they go, well, that sounds pretty good.
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 Well, it's we can talk about it off.
Speaker 2
Look it up. I'll tell you tonight.
I'm going to tell you that tonight at dinner. But I love this idea, Michael.
I love the way you say you approach it. Like you just want to, what am I afraid to make?
Speaker 2 That is such a powerful, like Sean, I know that you, like, you think, what am I, I know Sean's afraid to make a left onto Lartsman from third.
Speaker 2 So he'll go around, he'll take a right, and then he goes a right or a right, and then he goes
Speaker 2
before he goes, he makes four. It's a metaphor of how I live my life.
But it is, but it is a great way to, and if all of us could kind of look at like, what is the thing that I'm afraid to do? Yeah.
Speaker 2 What's the thing that makes me uncomfortable? Maybe part of the problem is we've all become too comfortable in this country. I say as I lean back in my office chair.
Speaker 2
It's a Spider-Man office chair. It is a Spider-Man.
It's my son's gaming chair.
Speaker 2 Well, I agree with that. And I think, too, that if we could learn to be just
Speaker 2 kinder to each other, especially the ones that we disagree with. 100%.
Speaker 2 I think that would be a much better thing. Why is it, Michael? Why do you think in this country there is this notion that people don't care?
Speaker 2 I don't know if I told this on the show before, but I once said to my dad, how come you, years ago,
Speaker 2 he was a lawyer, and then he went into business with one of his clients and et cetera, et cetera. And I said, why did you never move to the States? You could have made way more money.
Speaker 2
And he said, because I had an obligation to give back to the system that got me here. Wow.
Well, that is. And he meant it.
And he, by the way. That is a Canadian cultural thinking.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
And he's not a hero. I mean, he's my, I love him.
He's my dad. And he's a really good, decent, and
Speaker 2 just person. But he,
Speaker 2 that idea, when I heard that, and I was like 18 when he said that, and he meant it. And it's, and that, why does that not exist here?
Speaker 3 Isn't there a fundamental difference in how the citizenry considers government and what its role could and should be for the citizens? In Canada, it's much more of something to help you and your life.
Speaker 3 In America, it's more of sort of, I don't know, it's not that, or at least to one, to one side.
Speaker 2 Well, this country was born out of a revolution, so think about it that way. There was always a distrust.
Speaker 2 And the Canadians didn't do it.
Speaker 2 They didn't revolt against the British. No,
Speaker 2 they waited about another probably 70, 80 years after our revolution, because the Canadians knew the British would just get cold and want to go home. And that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2 By 1860, there was a thing called Canada.
Speaker 2 It's true. I actually, my family lived in New Jersey back then and during the Revolution went to Canada because they were loyalists to the Crown.
Speaker 2 But apart from the relationship to government, what is it about the American cultural, what is it about that mentality that holds this country back from
Speaker 2 that kind of notion of being in this together or thinking or being kinder? or why what is what is that lapse?
Speaker 2 Why does that exist? Do you know? I'm asking for real. Well, it's part of the,
Speaker 2 part of the answer is in the last bit, which is that we were founded in violence
Speaker 2 and
Speaker 2 you weren't, and the Canadians weren't. And so you organized yourselves differently.
Speaker 2 And so to this day, when you have a plane load of refugees landing in Toronto, your prime minister is there to greet and shake the hand of every refugee coming from Syria or wherever.
Speaker 2 And I wish we were that. You know, my Canadian grandfather, who was the Republican leader in my town in the U.S.,
Speaker 2 I remember him, and he would say that I'm a conservative, but a conservative means that you should conserve your money. Don't spend money you don't have.
Speaker 2 You should conserve the earth that God gave us.
Speaker 2 That has to be part of what conservative means.
Speaker 2 And we're going to sit at the table and have dinner together as a family. I mean, just those basic conservative, what do you call it, conservative values.
Speaker 2 And who would disagree with what I just said, regardless whether you're a Republican or a Democrat or whatever,
Speaker 2 if we could somehow, and again,
Speaker 2 it's sad because we are a nation that was born in genocide and built on the backs of slaves. And it's not that Canada is a perfect place and doesn't have their shameful history with Native people.
Speaker 2 But we somehow never wanted to really apologize or get over it or fix it in some way to where the bottom rung of the American ladder is still occupied by Native Americans and black Americans.
Speaker 2 And that hasn't changed.
Speaker 2 And until that changes, I, you know, all this thing about critical race theory they're talking about, it's like, I want, don't you want, we want our children, our grandchildren to be taught the truth about how we were formed, how we've behaved, so that we don't behave that way anymore, so we can be better.
Speaker 2 You have to question people who don't want to have those conversations, why they don't. Right.
Speaker 2 Well, I think because,
Speaker 2 to be honest, a lot of people, a lot of white people are afraid that if we give up too much to our history, our truth of our history, we're going to have to give up some of what we have.
Speaker 2
And they know the demographics too. They know that people will not be the majority race in the 2040s.
That's just 20 years away. So they're scared.
Speaker 2 They're scared and they think just like the white people in South Africa were afraid of if we let Nelson Mandela out of prison and if black people in South Africa have rights and they can vote, it's going to be off of our heads.
Speaker 2 And that did not happen, did it? And it's never really happened because most people who are victims of any kind of this sort of thing, they don't want to respond that way.
Speaker 2 They actually want to create the world that they wish they could have lived in all these years. Yeah.
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Speaker 3 Michael, would you say the glass half-full version of
Speaker 3 looking at our future, perhaps, immediate future, is that the fear that we've been talking about, which is
Speaker 3 sort of prompting all of these bad behaviors, do you think the fear might dissipate once those folks start to feel the benefits of this administration/slash policies, legislation, all that stuff?
Speaker 3 Will the fear start to subside a bit and some of that love and kindness that you were talking about
Speaker 3 as the medicine will more freely flow from those people that perhaps that's the path towards a lack of sort of maybe getting rid of this tribalism and all being comfortable enough to treat us as all one as we're all in this together?
Speaker 2 I think that's already in the process of happening.
Speaker 2 I was out there campaigning almost two years ago for Bernie on the road with him.
Speaker 2 Been a friend of his for since his first election in Vermont in 1990.
Speaker 2 And I can't tell you how happy I am that Biden is president.
Speaker 2 I have been stunned so many times. And there's not a lot of coverage of a lot of the little things he's done.
Speaker 2 A month or two ago, he got rid of all student debt for any disabled American.
Speaker 3 Well, you're a professional messenger. Can you not help them with figuring out a way to get the word out that it's working, that what he's doing?
Speaker 3 Like, the accomplishments so far are insanely.
Speaker 2 But the problem is with somebody like Michael, is he's spoken the truth so many times that what they've done is that they've muddied the waters enough so that when he does say hey look they did they did they eliminated debt for all disabled people they go oh just another michael mories looking to cause trouble and it's like no no no no he's right am i right about that
Speaker 2 only with 20 percent of the population the people that are on the far right the people that don't believe the coronavirus uh is real or the vaccine is you know i i don't know if we can help that that far 20 percent but but i i have a lot of success success and I have a lot of fans and people that go to my movies and read my books and listen to my podcasts.
Speaker 3 Substack. Tell us about Substack.
Speaker 2 Yes, yeah. No, I have a Sunday letter that I send out for free to anybody who wants it.
Speaker 2 And I talk about these things and I talk about them in a way where I think that
Speaker 2 I'm not trying to poke people in the eye with it.
Speaker 2 I'm just trying to say, hey, if you have a disabled member in your family, aren't you happy that this president, a president that I didn't vote for for in the primary, aren't you happy that that individual in your family, their student debt has been, has been retired?
Speaker 2 Isn't that a great thing?
Speaker 2 It's a little thing, but he's done so many of these little things that I am so, now when you look at the polls, you see that's why there is not a single thing in his infrastructure, the human infrastructure bill, that the majority of Americans disagree with.
Speaker 2 It's 60, 70, 80% in agreement.
Speaker 2 Michael, how did they do?
Speaker 2 What was the great trick that they played?
Speaker 2 Sorry to belabor this, but where they took people, you know, let's say you go to Michigan, some person who lives in Michigan who works, who's been a union member for a long time.
Speaker 2 It seems like a lot of these sort of working-class people
Speaker 2 who have been part of unions, who have benefited from certain social benefits, have been radicalized by the right.
Speaker 2 That seems to be like a growing contingent of people who who would benefit a lot from a lot of these things, like you're saying.
Speaker 2 Like they might have a family member who would benefit from what Biden's is doing and they benefit from all these things I'll tell you why because the Democrats have taken way too long to make these things happen if they had if they had made more of it happen sooner that we wouldn't probably even be in the situation uh they you're right they are horrible at their messaging and uh i would volunteer the next two years of my life to help them with that if they wanted that help but you know i wish i would i mean i tried to you know a couple years ago my last movie i tried to convince steve bannon to be in the movie because i wanted him and I to have a sit-down talk.
Speaker 2 And he told me during this, I didn't, he ended up not being in the film, but he said, you know, I was at your very first screening of your very first film in 1989, Roger and me, in Telluride, Telluride Film Festival.
Speaker 2 And I sat just down the row from Roger Ebert,
Speaker 2
and I could not believe this film. And I walked out on the street looking for a payphone.
There were no cell phones back then.
Speaker 2 I called one of our
Speaker 2 right-wing operatives in D.C. saying, oh my God,
Speaker 2 the revolution will not be led by us. I've just seen this film and this guy that we've never heard of,
Speaker 2 oh my God.
Speaker 3 He's a problem.
Speaker 2 He's a problem because
Speaker 2 our people are going to listen to him because he's coming from where they're at.
Speaker 2 And he said to me then, this is just two years ago, he said, and my greatest thank you to the Democrats is that for these past 30 years, they chose not to listen to you, the Democratic leadership, the people that run the party.
Speaker 2 They've kept you as far away as they can because you are the real threat to them.
Speaker 2 Not to us as much, but to them.
Speaker 2 And I was like, well, I was just like listening to this and my head was just spinning. And I'm like, you know, and I know this already because you won't see me speaking at the Democratic Convention.
Speaker 2 You won't. And why is that?
Speaker 3 What was his point? Why are you a threat to the mainstream base of the Democratic Party? Is that what he's talking about? Yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 What would be a threat? Because you're seen as the extreme left, right? In their eyes. Yes, but
Speaker 2 now, not any longer, the majority of Americans believe women should be paid the same as men.
Speaker 2
What I believed 30 or 40 years ago, the majority of Americans, I'm in the middle now. The majority of Americans, the majority of Americans believe the climate is real.
Right.
Speaker 2 I don't have to convince people of these things anymore or that minimum wage should not be $7.25 twenty five cents an hour the american public has come to to my we just need to get them to vote right yes that's my point the hundred million how do we get them to vote my proposal is to the democrats get ballot proposals on the ballot that will bring out people who otherwise wouldn't vote there should be marijuana legalization on every ballot
Speaker 2 in the country.
Speaker 2 In Michigan, in the last election, we passed a ballot proposal making it a crime to gerrymander or to vote or suppress. I think you said crime to have seeds in your, in your weed.
Speaker 3 I'm going to get them out. No seeds in your weeds.
Speaker 2
That should be in there too. Because, yeah, fuck that.
Stems and stuff. And you're like, dude, are you fucking? And now he's already left.
Just sift it out.
Speaker 2 The marijuana crime I'm mostly concerned about is that when I was a teenager, it smelled so sweet.
Speaker 2 And now it smells like a skunk.
Speaker 2 What the hell happened here? I don't know.
Speaker 2 But I'm just saying that if we get ballot proposals that will bring people out,
Speaker 2 we don't have an equal rights amendment still in this country.
Speaker 2 If you had an equal rights amendment for your state on your state ballot saying women are to be treated equally, again, you're now appealing to the base of the Democratic Party, women, young people, people of color.
Speaker 3 Who decides what's on the ballot? Would it be the governor of each state?
Speaker 2 No, no, you just go and get the signatures.
Speaker 3 How many signatures?
Speaker 2
It depends on the state. Sometimes it's 50,000.
Oh, really?
Speaker 2 Yeah, if you said, hey, I have an idea for a thing, you could write it up today and you can go out. And if you get 250,000,
Speaker 2 that's how do you you think they did the recall, tried to do the recall in Gavin Newsom? It was all based on.
Speaker 3 Exactly. So it doesn't matter what it is.
Speaker 3 If I want to make milk green from now on in California, if I get 100,000 votes, if the majority of the milk is not going to be...
Speaker 2 Here he goes on the milk green.
Speaker 2
Dude, we're not doing it. I just think it'd be so much better.
Let me just say that I wanted to say this at the beginning. And
Speaker 2 the three of you who I've only met you, Sean, I believe, before.
Speaker 2 Will was in a Flint, Flint, the only movie ever set in Flint, a fiction film, called Semi-Pro.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 the Flint tropics are the basketball team in it.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 then
Speaker 2 my chickening out on being on Arrested Development. But I just want to say that
Speaker 2 the more of the three of you in this country, the better, because we need
Speaker 2 Well, first of all, we all need a good laugh right now.
Speaker 2 We are not out of the woods yet.
Speaker 2 But your ability to use satire and
Speaker 2 to your comedy is so smart.
Speaker 2 It's just, it's,
Speaker 2 I can't get enough of it. And,
Speaker 2 you know, I hope someday we can work together in some way because it's an honor to be on this podcast.
Speaker 3 You're a child.
Speaker 3 It's an honor for you to be on this show.
Speaker 2
Yeah, it really is. So much.
Michael,
Speaker 2 honestly, I remember what Roger and me
Speaker 2
was such a milestone in filmmaking. It really was.
I remember just being, I couldn't believe it when I saw it. Fahrenheit
Speaker 2
9-11, just incredible. I remember the night I watched it.
I remember going for dinner afterwards with my ex and a good friend of ours and talking about it. We were so moved, bowling for Columbine.
Speaker 2 You know, all these things.
Speaker 2
Look, man, you're such a brave, brave soul. You really are.
And I love the idea. And again, it goes with, I need to say it again.
Speaker 2 If you're listening to this podcast and you think that these are just a bunch of, you know, that we're being political, it's not political to talk about human rights. It's just not.
Speaker 2 And we're just talking about, what I love is you come up, your approach of it is, hey, call me, paint me with whatever fucking brush you want to paint me with, but let's just get this shit done.
Speaker 2
Let's get it. And come on, we're better than this.
Yeah, we're better than that.
Speaker 3 Come on, everybody. And
Speaker 3 I would just like to say thank you for basically saving a lot of us a lot of work.
Speaker 3 Whether you agree with you or not agree with you um you are providing as i said in the intro all of us with a lot of information that we wouldn't otherwise either have the time to research ourselves or be interested in even knowing before we hear it but you are presenting it to us in in an incredibly well-done way whether even even when you're on talk shows on news shows i mean i just i love listening to you talk so please please keep it going keep it coming and know that it is fully appreciated as well as entertaining.
Speaker 2
Ditto here, everything Jason just said. It's just thank you for everything you've done.
Thank you. And keep, keep, please don't stop doing it.
Speaker 2 I will not stop, and you don't stop either.
Speaker 2 Know the importance of humor
Speaker 2 in our time. Will.
Speaker 2
Will. Sorry.
It's critical.
Speaker 2 We tell them.
Speaker 3 We try to tell them every time.
Speaker 2 Listen,
Speaker 2 anybody that's been in the Lego movie, movie uh one of the one of the great no seriously one of the great films of all time one of the most most most um pointed and and fulfilling uh examination of us as a society in the lego movie i'm serious you guys know i'm telling that let's you know i agree i i agree these guys are sneaky smart yeah
Speaker 2 you know and and and and you know i don't need to go through the whole damn list but you know ozark enough said uh i mean just it's don't even put it on the list. Don't even put it on the list.
Speaker 2 I don't want to get it on the list, just to leave it off the list.
Speaker 2
And you know, we, the public, don't want you to stop doing any of this. We want you to do this work, even long after you've like, I've done this for five years, I'm out.
But
Speaker 2 the importance of this and of people being able to have that laugh and to have that, I think, you know, if
Speaker 2 anybody, if you haven't seen the film Sullivan's Travels from the 30s, early 40s, about
Speaker 2 a Hollywood director wanted to make the socially conscious film and get people to think about things and at the end of the film he learns the best thing I can do is just to make a great movie and give people a chance to laugh they've worked hard all week life is life is one curveball after another being thrown at our heads if what you give people are two solid hours of a great movie And one that where they can laugh and one that treats them as if they're smart, not stupid.
Speaker 2 That's why
Speaker 2
all of you do that. I remember my parents in their 80s were like Seinfeld was their favorite show.
And I'm like, do you guys get any of this Upper West Side humor? And no, we just think it's funny.
Speaker 2 And I thought, wow, that was the genius of Seinfeld, that he could take a cultural thing, living on the Upper West Side, and people in Flint, Michigan loved it. And that's the key.
Speaker 2 It's what I, again, to the people who want to make a documentary, make a movie, not a documentary. Make something that people are going to be, just it's going to move them.
Speaker 2
They're going to have a great laugh. They're going to learn something.
They're going to get angry. Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 Don't go for the mediocre. There's a great Kurt Vonnegut line in his only play that he wrote, Happy Birthday, Wanda June.
Speaker 2 And he says, one of the characters says, you know, in America, they love the mediocre.
Speaker 2 And boy, I just hated hearing that at the time. That's why we're here.
Speaker 2
I thought, yes. And so we, all of us, must not do mediocre work.
And we must give people a chance while they're coming up out of their seats, feeling like, yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 Dude, Michael, that is so inspiring. It's almost like I wanted, like, Jason, can you make a pledge today that you won't make any more mediocre work?
Speaker 2
Do you think you can actually make that pledge today? No, I'm just asking you. No, we should have a petition.
We should just have something else. I'm dancing as fast as I can.
Speaker 2 When I open my mouth,
Speaker 2 I restored an an old movie theater where I live in Northern Michigan. And
Speaker 2
one of the first movies we played was Juno. That is an example of a genius film.
And your role in that
Speaker 2 was beautiful. It's great.
Speaker 3 He's a lonely guy.
Speaker 2 Yeah. It's great.
Speaker 2
He was. You were.
You were familiar with that. You were great.
I forgot about that. You were great.
I never forget. He's always great.
These guys,
Speaker 2 I'm lucky to be with these guys. And the heart that he had with this teenager who was pregnant and trying to be a good adult
Speaker 2 for her
Speaker 2 was very moving,
Speaker 2 but the film is also funny and genius and everything else.
Speaker 2 This is the first thing that popped in my head, though. But Jason, your long list of this is much appreciated by those of us who do need that respite.
Speaker 3
Well, you're describing beautifully the stuff that you do, making the medicine go down easy by creating some real legitimate entertainment around some education. So please, please keep that going.
And
Speaker 3 your stuff is funny as hell as well. I mean,
Speaker 3 getting the audience to a happy place is always the greatest first step towards change. So I think what you're saying there about channeling the comedy and
Speaker 3 Adam McKay is doing a great job with that too, with all the stuff that he's making. And so
Speaker 3 thank you.
Speaker 3 Note taken and right back at you.
Speaker 2 So jarringly funny how, like, Roger and me were so jarringly funny at the time.
Speaker 2 I didn't know anything about you before, Roger and me. me.
Speaker 2 It was so jarringly funny. And yeah, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2
Thank you for that. Thank you, man.
Thanks, Michael.
Speaker 3 Thanks for hanging out with us on a Saturday.
Speaker 2 Yeah, we appreciate it.
Speaker 2 It's been great and an honor. And
Speaker 2
we all have a lot to do. And for the people listening to this, do not give up.
That's exactly what they want you to do.
Speaker 3 We're on the upswing.
Speaker 2 Do not give up. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 However, unless you think there's no way it's going to happen, then you do give up.
Speaker 2 I want to give them the out.
Speaker 3 You basically get your boat in the river up there and start.
Speaker 2
That's what I'm going to say. If you actually believe that there's no way it's going to get better, get in that boat and go to Canada.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 Yeah, with no engine.
Speaker 3 Thank you, Michael. Very
Speaker 2 good.
Speaker 2
Thanks, guys. Thanks so much.
Be well. Bye, Pal.
Speaker 3 Thank you, Pal. See you later.
Speaker 3 That man,
Speaker 2
that was super exciting to see his face pop up there. Yeah.
He was. He's a great filmmaker and a great voice.
And I do love, again,
Speaker 2 I love what a voice he is to try to be a voice of reason in the way that he tries to break issues down that are complicated, that are hot-button issues.
Speaker 2
Gun control, for whatever reason, is a hot button issue. By the way, it should be fairly cut and dry.
And for whatever reason, it's like.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like, it's like, for me, I consider it as issues for dummies. But just singular,
Speaker 2 not even plural, just issue for dummy. Dummy.
Speaker 3 He's presenting it. He's wrapping it in a very relatable
Speaker 3 surrounding.
Speaker 3 He's just. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2
But the rap has a sexy indifference too, so it's like a sexy indifferent rap. I'm like telling you stuff, but I'm not telling you stuff.
Yeah, like it's kind of a coy.
Speaker 3 It is a nice, again, whether you agree or not with his stuff, I think it's undeniable that what he's doing is somewhat philanthropic because I'm sure
Speaker 3 he's not getting super rich off of all this stuff.
Speaker 2 But you know what's great about that is he doesn't pick a side, and we've used this before, but he doesn't pick a side. He's pretty much bipartisan.
Speaker 2 Bipartisan.
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Speaker 2
That's what I said. I said we used it before.
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