The Private Collection - LOT C - (My Wife Is Trying To Kill Me)

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My wife is trying to kill me.

I know this sounds crazy but I cannot ignore the signs anymore

my wife Sarah has been inexplicably changing her behavior for a few weeks now

why would she want to kill me

it's not very complicated I've been working as a head designer for a major brand for five years now and I've amassed a small fortune.

I've always loved Sarah deeply.

So I recently decided to take out a life insurance policy and named her as the sole beneficiary, like the fool in love that I was.

One day, I stumbled across her laptop, on.

The screen was full of searches for how do I make my insurance work in the event of an accident?

What circumstances disqualify the insured?

I didn't have time to see any more because on the way back from the kitchen, she saw me looking at her laptop and she pounced on it to close it.

All this

with an innocent smile.

The next day, I tried to look at it again in her absence to see her search history, but everything had been erased.

That same week, while looking for a screwdriver in an old cupboard, I came across a bag full of new medicines for exotic diseases that none of us had.

After a bit of research, I discovered that the mixture could prove fatal.

Finally,

one morning.

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