The Private Collection - LOT C - (My Wife Is Trying To Kill Me)

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Speaker 2 I present to you a bag full of medicine bottles.

Speaker 2 It's got the cure for a broken heart in.

Speaker 2 My wife is trying to kill me.

Speaker 2 I know this sounds crazy but I cannot ignore the signs anymore

Speaker 2 my wife Sarah has been inexplicably changing her behavior for a few weeks now

Speaker 2 why would she want to kill me

Speaker 2 it's not very complicated I've been working as a head designer for a major brand for five years now and I've amassed a small fortune. I've always loved Sarah deeply.

Speaker 2 So I recently decided to take out a life insurance policy and named her as the sole beneficiary, like the fool in love that I was.

Speaker 2 One day, I stumbled across her laptop, on.

Speaker 2 The screen was full of searches for how do I make my insurance work in the event of an accident?

Speaker 2 What circumstances disqualify the insured?

Speaker 2 I didn't have time to see any more because on the way back from the kitchen, she saw me looking at her laptop and she pounced on it to close it.

Speaker 2 All this

Speaker 2 with an innocent smile.

Speaker 2 The next day, I tried to look at it again in her absence to see her search history, but everything had been erased.

Speaker 2 That same week, while looking for a screwdriver in an old cupboard, I came across a bag full of new medicines for exotic diseases that none of us had.

Speaker 2 After a bit of research, I discovered that the mixture could prove fatal.

Speaker 2 Finally,

Speaker 2 one morning.

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