Instructions for The Phantasmagoric AC-SCENT-UATOR Machine!

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I know what you did last summer is a perfect summer slasher, says Jordan Cruciolo of NPR.

Your summer is not over yet.

Don't miss a killer movie night at home.

Presenting a marvel of modern science and olfactory delight, it's the Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings Phantasmagoric Accentuator Machine.

Available now at theantiquarium.myshopify.com.

Do not, I repeat, do not operate unless under the explicit guidance of the antique dealer himself.

For to tinker with it unbidden?

Why, that is almost guaranteed to unleash a curse most abysmal.

Sure to make your remaining days on this mortar coil downright unbearable.

It's all very simple, really.

Upon your visit to the shop to collect the mysterious lock titled Feed the Pig, place the machine on a hard surface at arm's length.

No closer now.

During your journey, the antique dealer will call out numbers one through seven.

When you hear it, scratch the corresponding spot on the card and promptly give it to Snoopful.

Cresto, you'll inhale the very essence of the story.

From the smoky fog of a haunted alley to the sweet scent of a forbidden bloom, it's an adventure for your sniffer, bringing the thrills and chills right to your own parlor.

Don't wait.

Snag your very own phantasmagoric accentuator machine today.

Make your next experience at the Antiquarium a real humdinger.

Ave Domino noctis.