Can You Finish The Movie Quote? w/ Ben Shapiro

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Speaker 4 All righty, folks. Today, we're going to delve into a specialty of mine, movie quotes.
I've seen many, many, many, many movies.

Speaker 4 And so, my staff, my producers, the people who keep this show actually running, they're going to test me on movie quotes. I'm going to have to finish the movie quotes.
We'll see how well I do.

Speaker 6 Okay, Ben, so pretty obvious how this works. A little test one.
Let's try. What is this? A center for?

Speaker 4 Ants?

Speaker 5 Ants.

Speaker 4 Ants.

Speaker 6 Ants.

Speaker 5 Ants. Ants.

Speaker 1 Ants.

Speaker 1 Ants. Ants.

Speaker 1 What is this?

Speaker 1 A center for ants?

Speaker 4 It has to be at least three times this big.

Speaker 6 That's so quotable, too.

Speaker 7 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 6 I I think I have the black lung pop.

Speaker 4 The black lung pop. Merman.

Speaker 5 Merman. Witness is the essence of beauty.

Speaker 4 Let's just do quotes from that movie. Oh my gosh, the whole time.
And Zoolander, too.

Speaker 1 Ew.

Speaker 6 All right, Phil, take away.

Speaker 4 All right, here's the first one. Wait a minute, Doc.
Are you telling me you built a time machine out of a blank? DeLorean?

Speaker 9 Are you telling me that you built a time machine?

Speaker 4 Out of DeLorean?

Speaker 8 Out of a DeLorean?

Speaker 6 So good.

Speaker 4 That movie's fantastic. Fantastic.

Speaker 4 One in three are great.

Speaker 4 Two is good, but two is so dark. Like, the part in the future is so dark and so kind of bizarre that you can't show it to kids until they're a little bit older.
Like, you can get away.

Speaker 4 There's some kind of risque stuff in one, but you can get away with it because it kind of goes over their heads. And three is just kind of family-friendly.

Speaker 4 Oh, they're great. They're great movies.
I think two is better than three.

Speaker 4 There's a case.

Speaker 4 Last half of two is fantastic. Like when he gets back to 1955,

Speaker 4 that part is great. The stuff in the future is kind of weak.

Speaker 6 Number three.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. You can milk anything with blank.

Speaker 4 You're gonna make me say this? Yes.

Speaker 4 Milk anything with nipples. Milk me?

Speaker 6 I have nipples. Can you milk me, Greg? Yeah.

Speaker 8 I had no idea you could milk a cat.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.

Speaker 1 i have nipples greg could you milk me

Speaker 4 this is when we liked robert de near this is like last this is like last gasp of robert de niro right here like he had he had multiple career iterations and this was kind of like the last good version of robert de niro talking to me he's he's been in some other stuff like killers of the flower moon where he's fine but like the comedy version where he kind of became a parody of himself This happens to a lot of them, by the way.

Speaker 4 Like Al Pacino, same kind of thing happened. Where Al Pacino had like amazing early iteration and then shouty Al.

Speaker 4 as Michael Knowles is fond of calling him and then it turned into comedic shouty L. She got a

Speaker 4 great it and like De Niro kind of went through a similar trajectory.

Speaker 7 Do you think Knowles is a better actor than Pacino or it's about equal

Speaker 4 a brutal a brutal rip Jake wow

Speaker 4 just coming in off the top rope on Knowles right there

Speaker 6 number four

Speaker 9 play it Sam play it as Blink.

Speaker 4 Play it, Sam. Play it.

Speaker 4 I mean, this is from Casablanca. But it's, but it's, it's.

Speaker 6 Play it, Sam. Play as.

Speaker 4 Oh, um.

Speaker 4 Uh, play.

Speaker 5 Uh.

Speaker 4 The song is actually playing in my head now.

Speaker 4 What's the name of the song? Why? Why is this? Oh my gosh, I'm getting old. Um, as time goes by.
Wow.

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 4 Nice. Play it, Sam.

Speaker 10 Play as time goes by.

Speaker 4 Well, I can't remember it myself. I'm a little rusty.
I love this movie so much.

Speaker 9 I'll hum it for you.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you said yesterday one of the greatest movies ever.

Speaker 4 Unbelievable script. Unbelievable script.

Speaker 4 So actually, the Humphrey Bogart part in this movie, which is one of the most iconic parts, obviously, it was originally supposed to be played by Ronald Reagan. Missed me.

Speaker 4 And there's a case to be made that the Reagan casting might have been better. Bogart is darker, but one of the big problems with the movie is Paul Henreid, who is her husband in the film.

Speaker 4 Paul Henrid is the same age as Humphrey Bogart, probably better looking than Humphrey Bogart.

Speaker 4 And she's supposed to kind of like Humphrey Bogart over Paul Henried, which is kind of weird because Paul Henried is much more heroic

Speaker 4 in the film. The Lamar Sayaz scene in this film is like legitimately one of the great scenes in the history of movies.
It's so good. Claude Reigns is fabulous.
I love this movie.

Speaker 4 I can quote, I've probably seen Casablanca, I don't know, 10 times.

Speaker 4 I don't re-watch movies very often, but what a fabulous film. What a truly fabulous movie.
We started playing that clip and your entire demeanor just locked it up. Oh, dude.

Speaker 4 I love that movie so much.

Speaker 4 You got Peter Lorry in a bit part, and he gets killed in the first five minutes of the film. And Peter Laurie is a terrific actor.

Speaker 4 The cast on this film is just unbelievable. Like, really great.
I think you're more excited now than you were in a lot of time. I was.

Speaker 4 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 4 If I had an excuse to like watch Casablanca clips, I'm there all day long.

Speaker 4 All right. Next one.
Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the war room.
This is the war room. Nice.
Nice. Yeah, Peter Sellers.
This is classic Peter Sellers. Peter Sellers plays like

Speaker 4 four parts, I think. Four parts.

Speaker 4 Yeah, right. This is it.
This is... So, Kubrick.
Kubrick is super hit or miss for me. He makes some like fabulous movies, and then there's some stuff that's just a miss.

Speaker 4 This is, it's such a good movie.

Speaker 11 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.

Speaker 4 George C. Scott.
Also, I love George C. Scott.
He's a terrific actor. The one who's tackling him there is.
Yeah, you recognize him from Patton. Where are you going, General?

Speaker 8 For a man.

Speaker 11 I'm going to personally shoot that paper-hanging son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 I didn't know what your opinion of this movie would be when I picked this quote. I was like, he could either hate this movie or he would think it's really good.

Speaker 4 I mean, it's brilliant. I mean, the politics are very...
It's a very left-wing movie. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But it's still quite brilliant.

Speaker 7 What's your favorite Kubrick film?

Speaker 4 Paths of Glory, probably.

Speaker 4 The first half of Full Metal Jacket is Dynamite.

Speaker 4 It's actually two really good movies, but don't belong kind of in the same movie, sort of. Like the first half of it is just extraordinary.
We'll get to more of me crushing these movie quotes.

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Speaker 6 Number six:

Speaker 9 I ate his liver with some

Speaker 4 pava beans. Yes.

Speaker 6 The lip quiver really got it.

Speaker 4 I appreciate that Savvy actually tried to read it exactly the way that Anthony Hopkins plays it.

Speaker 6 I have a Jody Foster impression.

Speaker 6 I know there are snakes on that plane.

Speaker 8 I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.

Speaker 4 That's pretty good. I like that.
That's good cinema.

Speaker 6 Let's see some actual cinema.

Speaker 10 A census taker once tried to test me.

Speaker 10 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Speaker 4 So, so creepy movie should not have won Best Picture that year.

Speaker 4 I'm on the minority side that believes Silence of the Lambs is a little bit overrated.

Speaker 8 How dare you?

Speaker 4 Anthony Hopkins is terrific, and he won Best Supporting Actor, I believe, in this movie.

Speaker 4 It is one of the, if I'm not mistaken, this is one of the shortest performances ever to win a Best Supporting Actor. Nod.
He's only in the movie, I think, for 10 minutes.

Speaker 6 What's next? You don't want to do this one, Phil? You changed the quote on me and everything?

Speaker 4 No, you got to do this one in the accent, too.

Speaker 6 Feel the rhythm, feel the rhythm. Get on up.
It's blank.

Speaker 4 I would have known.

Speaker 4 I don't know this one.

Speaker 6 How about Jamaica? Haza, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 Some people they say we can't.

Speaker 5 Oh, oh, there we go. Okay, hornies.

Speaker 4 Now we got it. Oh, finally, a real Jamaican accent.

Speaker 6 But look, Jamaica has a what?

Speaker 4 A bobsled team. Come on.

Speaker 1 Okay. Six, seven.
I just

Speaker 4 This is classic John Candy. It's good stuff.
Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme.
Get on up. He's bobs to that time.
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 Hey!

Speaker 6 What a feel-good movie.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 4 the famous line, of course, and the one that you should quote if you're going to quote Cool Runnings, is: I'm going to draw a line down the middle of your head to make it look like a butt.

Speaker 4 How about I beat your butt right now?

Speaker 2 How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

Speaker 5 Oh, remember that line?

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's got that.

Speaker 4 It's a It's a good fun movie. That's like my childhood cool runnings.

Speaker 6 Number eight. Oh, Stewardess.
I speak.

Speaker 4 Jive?

Speaker 5 You love that movie, too.

Speaker 4 Airplane is phenomenal. There are certain scenes that you certainly cannot show your children.
There are a couple of scenes in this movie that I've shown my kids.

Speaker 12 I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Speaker 4 Cuddy Safe can't hang. Oh, Stewardess.

Speaker 4 I speak Jive. That's Beaver Cleaver's mom, by the way.
That's Joe.

Speaker 4 That's the lady who plays Beaver Cleaver's mom. He's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him.

Speaker 12 All right, would you you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Speaker 4 Here we go. We're gonna get to cut me some slack, Jack, in a second.

Speaker 4 Just hang loose blood. She's gonna catch up on a rebout out of medicine.

Speaker 4 And he says something to her, and she gets pissed. She goes, cut me some slack, Jack.

Speaker 4 Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 By the way, this is a, I'm sorry, it was a better country when we could make these kinds of jokes. It just was.

Speaker 4 Like, I understand that everyone gets very offended now, but if people could take this when we were like 10 years removed from Jim Crow,

Speaker 6 like Blazing Saddles.

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 And where are the white women at?

Speaker 4 And the movie's making fun of racism. It's not a racist movie, but it's got so many, like the jokes are, and it makes fun of everybody, right? There's the, there's the Jewish sports heroes thing.

Speaker 4 Remember, like, yeah, where it's like, I have a, I want some reading material, like a short piece of reading material. How about a pamphlet? Jewish sports heroes, family?

Speaker 4 Great Jewish sports heroes, and it's this big.