Can You Finish The Movie Quote? | Part 2
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Speaker 11 What did you say?
Speaker 12
Listen, I am two seconds away from calling the police. We're in Portland.
There is no police. What do you want?
Speaker 12 Why to finish more movie quotes, of course.
Speaker 15 Uh, number nine from Zach.
Speaker 16 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Speaker 17 Yes. Oh my god.
Speaker 19 Here's Monty Python, the Holy Grail.
Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm not even a huge Monty Python fan, but this is Monty Python, because they're essentially a sketch comedy troop.
Speaker 9 The movies are like eight hours long. And buried in the eight hours of the movie are like 15 really great minutes.
Speaker 21 And this is one of the 15 really great minutes. Stop!
Speaker 22 What is your name?
Speaker 23 It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
Speaker 19 What is your quest?
Speaker 23 What is your quest? To seek the Holy Grail.
Speaker 22 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Speaker 23 What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Speaker 19 Yeah, and then he goes flying into the ravine.
Speaker 21 That is the second time that question is asked, the first time somebody ends up in the ravine that's not that the gate gate or the other
Speaker 17 Okay,
Speaker 26 they've done studies, you know blank percent of the time it works every time
Speaker 19 Um I don't know what what is this one?
Speaker 26 This will be Anchorman
Speaker 5 oh, so I'm not an anchorman guy.
Speaker 12 Okay, it's quite pungent.
Speaker 17 Oh, yeah
Speaker 12 It's a formidable scent
Speaker 12 stings the nostrils.
Speaker 7 In a good way.
Speaker 12 Brian, I'm going to be honest with you.
Speaker 7 That smells like pure gasoline.
Speaker 10 They've done studies, you know.
Speaker 26 60% of the time, it works every time.
Speaker 12 That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 11 Sex Panther.
Speaker 27 Made with real panther bits.
Speaker 29 Hey, see, I'm not sure.
Speaker 21 Okay, here's heresy.
Speaker 30 I'm not sure I've ever seen an Anchorman all the way through.
Speaker 31 Oh.
Speaker 14 Heresy!
Speaker 19 Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's why I don't get that quote.
Speaker 10
Wow. Because I'm not an anchorman guy.
I'm not really a Will Ferrell guy.
Speaker 15 You probably know. It's a glass case of emotion.
Speaker 10 No, a glass cage of emotion, I 100% know, and have quoted at my children.
Speaker 7 Again, I've seen it.
Speaker 29 I've seen scenes.
Speaker 16 Yes,
Speaker 19 when my son, my nine-year-old, when he loses his ever-loving,
Speaker 28 when he really starts going off, I'll be like, I'm in a glass cage of emotion.
Speaker 24 I like that laugh.
Speaker 15 Wow, I'm going to use that.
Speaker 7 And he starts laughing.
Speaker 29 Yeah.
Speaker 15 What's next? What's next? Oh, that's you, Phil, right? Yeah.
Speaker 27 All right, here's the next one. They call it a blank with cheese.
Speaker 20 I know you hate this movie.
Speaker 15 They call it a blank with cheese.
Speaker 30 I don't know. What is it?
Speaker 27 Alright, let's play it.
Speaker 18 And you know what they call
Speaker 32 a quarter pounder with a cheese.
Speaker 32 They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
Speaker 22 Oh man, they got the metric system.
Speaker 17 They wouldn't know what the f a quarter pounder is.
Speaker 32 And what do they call it? They call it Royale with cheese.
Speaker 29 Royale with cheese.
Speaker 28 All right.
Speaker 19 Again, this is my problem with Tarantino.
Speaker 7 Like, I like dialogue that has a point.
Speaker 17 Hello?
Speaker 17 Hello?
Speaker 10 Tarantino has a better ratio than Monty Python, but I always feel like in his movies...
Speaker 20 There's such great bits buried in his movies, but the movies are just overlapped.
Speaker 7 That's why I like Reservo Dogs, which is really tight.
Speaker 7 I have have a rule. I've talked to you guys about this before.
Speaker 21 I really like movies that set their constraints beforehand.
Speaker 9 And the thing about Reservoir Dogs is he's like, okay, I need to make a movie that's in a warehouse with basically four guys and no budget.
Speaker 16 And I think that's like best Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 29 I think when he has actual restrictions put on him, he is better.
Speaker 17 All right.
Speaker 12 Number 12.
Speaker 20 You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie.
Speaker 15 and blink.
Speaker 16 I should know this one also. Like, I should have gotten quarter pounder with cheese.
Speaker 30 I'm kind of pissed at myself. I didn't get
Speaker 15 Royale with cheese.
Speaker 10 Royale. Yeah.
Speaker 24 What's it? Okay, what is this one?
Speaker 15 This is...
Speaker 23 Roll the clip.
Speaker 5 All right.
Speaker 11 You got an angle. Yeah, again.
Speaker 29 I'm not just some guy.
Speaker 27 Brennan, that is the voice of an angel.
Speaker 29 Brennan, I can't even make eye contact with you right now.
Speaker 20 Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Speaker 29 Why can't you do that in front of people?
Speaker 27 It's because you're Orthodox. You can't have burgers or cheese.
Speaker 28 Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 17 Now,
Speaker 2 Jewish rexkellion.
Speaker 18 I mean,
Speaker 19 you're noticing a commonality here, right?
Speaker 16 I mean, like, two of the three movies I missed are Will Farrell movies.
Speaker 19 Will Ferrell's not, he's not my guy.
Speaker 30 He's just not. No!
Speaker 26 You do not do this!
Speaker 28 You do not! Sorry!
Speaker 15 You like John C. Riley, though?
Speaker 7 John C. Riley, I do like.
Speaker 18 But I like John C.
Speaker 31 Riley in
Speaker 28 serious parts.
Speaker 7 You don't like Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story?
Speaker 15 Sherlock's Holmes was terrible.
Speaker 7 Yeah, it was. That was bad.
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Speaker 19 Um, what's next?
Speaker 15 I don't know. Phil, you do this.
Speaker 11 Okay.
Speaker 15 I don't know what this is. All right.
Speaker 27
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
It's dark, and we are wearing blank.
Speaker 30 Sunglasses? Yep.
Speaker 7 Yeah, this is at blue others, right? Yep.
Speaker 22 It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 31 It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 17 Hit it.
Speaker 30 Yeah, the Aretha Franklin scene is the great scene from this.
Speaker 23 Oh, shut up, woman.
Speaker 15 You bad thing!
Speaker 29 And Carrie Fisher. Yeah.
Speaker 9 Making a great appearance in this film. Big explosion.
Speaker 20 That movie, by the way, is so like it's one of those movies that is very, very famous. And then when you try to watch it, it is so slow.
Speaker 21 I don't know if you've watched this movie recently. The first 15 minutes is death.
Speaker 29 I mean, really bad.
Speaker 27 You have TikTok brain, Ben.
Speaker 21 It takes them like 10 minutes to walk out of the prison.
Speaker 7 They take like every step out of the prison.
Speaker 20 It's so slow.
Speaker 11
Anyway, go ahead. I cannot jump the distance.
You'll have to.
Speaker 17 What?
Speaker 20 You'll know.
Speaker 11 Speaking of slow. Let me try again.
Speaker 11 I'll slow down.
Speaker 20 I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to.
Speaker 17 You'll have to toss me. Yes.
Speaker 27 Yeah, this movie takes way too long to get started, man.
Speaker 17 Don't, don't,
Speaker 17 shut up. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 11 Be quiet now.
Speaker 17 Don't tell the elf.
Speaker 2 Don't tell the elf.
Speaker 10 That's a long way. Tosh me.
Speaker 10 What?
Speaker 25 I cannot chop the dush, I shall have the tossman!
Speaker 17 Don't tell the elf. Yeah! It still only causes one.
Speaker 5 One of my kids' things that they do, remember when the giant ladder falls back?
Speaker 29 Yeah.
Speaker 30 So when the giant ladder falls back, there is one of of the orcs who utters some sort of curse that sounds precisely like what the heck
Speaker 7 as the as the ladder's going what the heck
Speaker 18 and once you hear it you can't unhear it wow yeah
Speaker 15 15.
Speaker 15 i'm going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse
Speaker 10 I mean, I assume this is Harry Potter from the accent, but
Speaker 10 I don't know the quote.
Speaker 29 What?
Speaker 16 Expelled! Expelled. Yeah.
Speaker 16 These movies are just not.
Speaker 11 Heresy. Here we go.
Speaker 11 You were too old, Ben.
Speaker 19 The movies are not good. I do not like the movies.
Speaker 13 Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Speaker 17 Expelled.
Speaker 14 She needs to sort out her priorities.
Speaker 19
Come on, Ben. Yeah, no, no, not my jam.
Not my jam.
Speaker 21 Also, also, child actors, they can be like spice in a stew. If the main stew is the child actors, you got a problem.
Speaker 21 Also, also, I don't like the fact that you basically have to cut around child actors.
Speaker 31 Like, the number of truly great childhood performances, extremely limited.
Speaker 15 Christian Bale. ET guy.
Speaker 28 Yes, Empire.
Speaker 18 Yeah. Haley Joel Husband is fine.
Speaker 19 Christian Bale and Empire's Son is terrific.
Speaker 21 E.T., Henry Thomas, Henry Thomas and E.T.
Speaker 5 He was really good.
Speaker 21 Yeah, Henry Thomas and E.T. is excellent.
Speaker 7 If you go all the way back, Margaret
Speaker 21 in Meet Me from Meet Me in St.
Speaker 5 Louis, Margaret O'Brien, who won an Oscar for it.
Speaker 9 She's terrific.
Speaker 10 But you can name him on basically one hand, the number of great childhood performances and child actors.
Speaker 21 That's all done in the editing room. It's like, give me a bunch of reaction shots because kids are just, I mean, they're kids.
Speaker 30 You can't expect that much.
Speaker 15 Okay, last one.
Speaker 26 All right, number 16. You know, I'm something of a blank myself.
Speaker 16 Now I can't. Now I just see the meme.
Speaker 18 Something of a scientist myself.
Speaker 17 Yeah.
Speaker 15 Eric tells me you're quite the scientist.
Speaker 29 You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
Speaker 21 I'm something of a blank myself.
Speaker 18 So my brother-in-law uses this all the time.
Speaker 21 Literally every time I see him, he uses this in some different form or fashion.
Speaker 17 This meme.
Speaker 10 It's literally every single time. And it started off as kind of funny, and then it got annoying, and then it got funny again.
Speaker 12 This movie is very quotable.
Speaker 7 It is.
Speaker 16 The original, it's a good movie.
Speaker 15 Toby Maguire is my Spider-Man.
Speaker 11 I agree with you. No.
Speaker 29 Who's your Spider-Man?
Speaker 17 Spider-Man, help me!
Speaker 14 AJ!
Speaker 14 Done again.
Speaker 27 I mean, I like all of them.
Speaker 18 If you say Garfield right now, he's a good Spider-Man.
Speaker 12 He's not a good Peter Parker.
Speaker 27 Toby is a good Peter Parker. He's a terrible Spider-Man.
Speaker 11 That's fair.
Speaker 27 And then Tom Holland, I feel like, has gotten the best of both, but he doesn't like
Speaker 25 Tom either.
Speaker 11 Yeah,
Speaker 5 i enjoy the the tom holland movies but the only ones that i remember at all in any series i've seen pretty much all of them but the only ones that are actually memorable in any serious way are the originals go web
Speaker 23 fly
Speaker 15 well who's the most accurate to like comic book spider-man oh tom oh tomorrow yeah tomorrow like nerdy skinny yeah for sure yeah okay I'll see you're the right age yeah all these other all these like Tobey McGuire is 40.
Speaker 27 They're like he's just a kid and he's like 34.
Speaker 9 Tobey Maguire was 40 when he made the first Spider-Man and he's 40 when he made the last Spider-Man.
Speaker 5 And there was a lot of gambling in between.
Speaker 15 Well, did you have fun, Ben?
Speaker 29 I did. That was enjoyable.
Speaker 7
I liked that. And I did pretty well.
I think
Speaker 7 I missed two out of the three Will Ferrell movies, I believe.
Speaker 20 So, yeah, my Will Farrell record is not particularly good.
Speaker 10 Okay, well, that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 21 If you have other movies that you wish to suggest to my producers to test my movie knowledge, then feel free to let them know.
Speaker 21 Also, I noticed that because it's my producers and they are youngsters, virtually all of these movies are post-1980.
Speaker 17 What?
Speaker 27 Ah, no, Casablanca?
Speaker 7 Listen, the truth is that you skewed it toward our audience, and I appreciate that.
Speaker 21 And the reality is that if you had gone before 1980, I'd destroy this game.
Speaker 20 Benjamin.
Speaker 17 Destroyed.
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Speaker 17 It gets a little awkward.
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