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We are taping this part of the podcast late on Thursday night, 8 p.m. PT just watched a bunch of basketball and then tied into what I want to talk about with you, the West we're going to start with.
You had Golden State win today.

You had Dallas hold on and win.

You had Minnesota beat OKC.

And then you look at the West

and you have all these teams jammed together.

Golden State's the 10th seed with 27 losses.

Minnesota's the 7th seed with 25 losses.

I'm the most interested in the Warriors.

And I've watched every minute of all of their games

since they made this Jimmy Butler trade. And there's something here.
And I don't know what it is yet, but I like it. I don't know where it's going to go.
Their ceiling feels a little higher. I don't think they're going to win the title, but they're the most intriguing team to me.
That's not Denver or the Lakers or obviously OKC. I think they're the fourth most intriguing team to me, Rob.
Can I suggest what the thing is that you might be seeing? I would say two things, maybe. Golden State actually shooting free throws.
Great. Jimmy Butler helps with that.
Two, something very exotic for the Warriors. Attempting to score around the basket and sometimes doing so successfully.
They blow a lot of layups. They have a lot of guys who clam up a little bit around the basket or can get stifled out with length.
They obviously play really small. But having Jimmy as any kind of presence inside, even if he's also missing some layups now and again, just as a cutter, as a driver, as a transition force, it's a nice counterbalance to everything else that the Warriors have going on offensively.

Yeah, it feels like I rounded them out.

I also, like you mentioned the rebounding, the offensive rebounding, the free throws. That game yesterday that they played against Dallas,

where it basically came down, if Moody makes a corner three, I think they win.

If Jimmy just goes to the basket with his right hand instead of crossing over,

going to Kyrie, they might win that one too.

But the symmetry of the team seems to make sense now,

because Jimmy, even though, what is he, 6'5", 6'6"?

Thank you. crossing over, going in a Kyrie, they might win that one too.
But the symmetry of the team seems to make sense now because Jimmy, even though, what is he? Six, five, six, six. I think he's

more six, seven, six, eight range. All right.
Wherever he is. There's a post-up element with

them that they just didn't have before unless it was Kaminga. And when it's Kaminga, you lose some

of the IQ stuff. With Butler, you don't.
You get the IQ stuff. So now you have him with Draymond

with Steph. And it's funny to call them a high IQ team because they also make some of the stupid stuff.
With Butler, you don't. You get the IQ stuff.
So now you have him with Draymond with Steph.

And it's funny to call them a high IQ team

because they also make some of the stupidest plays

you'll see every night.

I don't think any team has sloppier, worse turnovers.

And yet they are a high IQ team.

Like Steve Kerr is about to have an aneurysm

at any given moment in these games.

And you get it.

Like some of the passes Draymond throws

for being a genius level playmaker are absolutely baffling, indefensible decision-making at times. And yet they get away with it because they have these hot shooting stretches.
Their defense is obviously still pretty rock solid overall. And I think we'll only get better with Jimmy.
But ultimately, I'm totally with you as far as the post-up elements of Jimmy's game. He's so intuitive in terms of the way he moves.

That has fit in Golden State really seamlessly.

And he also just in staggering him and Steph a little bit,

it gives the Warriors something to do.

And they were really lacking that when Steph was off the floor.

It's like, what do we run?

I guess Brandon Pajemski is going to dribble for 18 seconds.

There was way too much of that happening.

And Jimmy Butler, if nothing else, orients them to,

okay, this is an actual first option, even if he's not pounding the air out of the ball. It's also a team that when Kaminga comes back, becomes even more interesting because now they'll have multiple things to look at.
They can ride him. There's some Butler-Kaminga stuff already.
I don't know if you've seen it. A little hint of, might take this guy under my wing.
A little mutual admiration society stuff. Maybe I'll take him to Jimmy Butler grad school.
Not teach him the stuff from the last year of Miami, but the first couple years. One of the things that's been so much fun to watch with these Golden State games is just having Butler back as an invested, happy, engaged guy in the sidelines doing like fish bumps,

just super competitive aggro and not looking like he just lost his dog.

And that he wants to just walk off the court. So I'm glad to have him back.

Yeah. Even in the games, Jimmy Butler is one of the best contested rebounders in the league in terms of just the overall effort he puts in and how he goes after it, even against bigs.

And if we're going to talk about like how Golden State makes a run or how they hold it together,

How do you think that're going to talk about like how golden state makes a run or how they hold it together how they challenge some of these other elite western conference teams a big part of that is jimmy butler makes the version of small ball they play make a lot more sense a key moses moody has been a thing for a while now but the moses moody minutes make even more sense when you put him a jimmy but. Kuminga's going to be a little different just because they are a little bit duplicative.
They're going to be a little trickier to play together, especially if Draymond is also on the floor. It can jam up a little bit too much, and I'm curious to see what Kerr does with that, how he tries to separate those guys, if at all, in the rotation because they're going to have to play a lot.
And Dallas, in the first half of last night's game, tried to use the Draymond-Jimmy lack of shooting from deep thing against them, and then Golden State figured that out. They went with a small ball thing.
Dallas didn't have their centers last night, so it's hard to make too much out of it, but they went small. I guess Jimmy was the four, and then they had Moody and Pizemski and Curry with Draymond, and it was fun.
They were like cussing around and it was old school Draymond. Here's the thing I'm watching with them.
And I've been watching this for a while. And I really started thinking about it with the Ringer 100, with that exercise of just trying to rank the best players against each other.
And Curry was just a blind top seven, top eight guy. I'm not positive he's there anymore.
And I don't know where he is in the top 20. But there's two things I've noticed.
One is the consistency of being great just doesn't seem there. He's become a once a week, I'm awesome guy.
He doesn't have the great kick-ass games that he used to have. And I actually went through and i was i just looked at two things because this is hard to kind of quantify how do you how do you measure somebody's ceiling as a great player versus where it's been the last 10 years he's 36 years old you can look at all the counting stats they're down a little bit but not like too much but the thing that was interesting to me so in in 2016, his second MVP season, he had 13 40-plus point games.
And then if you go on Basketball Reference, that weird game score thing they have that I think I mostly like, it's at least something. If you're in the high 20s or higher, that means something good happened with the game you played.

It's like the PER of box score stats, right? It gives you a general indication that something is up.

It's that you did a bunch of things well in the same game

at kind of an unusually high level.

So about 29 is a really nice game score in basketball.

It's, again, arbitrary.

But he had 24, 29-plus games from a game score standpoint in 16. This season, he has three.
This season, he has zero 40 point games. So even if you go back to 2022, he had seven 40 point games in their final season.
He had, uh, he had 10, 29 plus game score games. Uh, in 23, he had 13, 29 plus games.
The point is like every once in a while, Steph Curry was like, we're not losing tonight. I'm Steph Curry.
I'm just going to have an awesome game. That's really not what I'm seeing from him in the same way this year.
I wonder if it changes after the All-Star break or is this just who he is at age 36? I don't know the answer. What do you think? I suspect having Jimmy will help with some of that.
And just from an overall workload perspective,

Jimmy and Kuminga coming back

will lift some of what is on Steph right now.

Ultimately, though, I think that is who he is

at this point in his career.

I don't think he's going to have those

singular scoring outbursts all the time.

But the good news for Golden State,

I don't think the rest of the league

has entirely caught up to that. I don't think they will catch up to that because history tells us they don't with legends right like you put steph curry on the floor someone sees him they are going to freak out and that's why virtually regardless of how many points steph actually scores he has a massive massive on-court impact in terms of the offensive production like he is not at a Jokic level because Jokic is really in a class unto himself there, but with Shea, with the other really high-level offensive operators in terms of the difference of having him on the court even when he's not hitting consistently, even when he's not going for 35 or 40 points.
He just scares the hell out of people. I think that part will always be true, even if Steph is 45 rolling out there.
Yeah. If you're saying what defender makes a guy who's in the paint, who realizes he's open, run full speed at him like he's running out of a cabin in a horror movie.
Steph is still number one in this. The other piece of it is they had to work so hard to get him offense in the first half of the season with this goofy team they had.
And he also had to play a lot because their record wasn't that good. And I do wonder with the reset of the break and then the Jimmy piece of it and the symmetry of the offense coming into play a little bit and then Kaminga comes back, maybe it'll be easier for him to rack it up and have the thing that would make him special were like the 16-point quarters.
Just the little scoring barrages. That's what's not happening anymore.
And then you throw in the slappiness. Their clutch record this year, I think they're just like 500.
And they've blown a bunch of dumb games. And by volume, they've just been in a lot of close games, which that in itself, as you're saying, is taxing because it forces Steph to play more minutes to even get to that point.

The reason I think it's important, and I'm not doing the ESPN thing where it's like just a block, just talk Warriors or Lakers. And that's it.
That's the rule. I really do think there's something here.
I think there's something here with the Butler, Curry, Draymond thing. I kind of like their role, guys.
and I think if they can hang around, hang around, hang around,

there's a I kind of like their role, guys. And I think if they can hang around, hang around, hang around, there's a competitive kind of intuitive infrastructure that some of these other teams don't have.
Like, I don't trust Houston to have it. Memphis, I don't know what to make of anymore.
I just assume Ja's not playing now. When I turn Memphis on, it's like surprising to see him.
It's one thing after another with him. And then Minnesota is a mess.
I don't try, especially when Edwards has had two really, really awful games in a row. They did win tonight.
They beat OKC. But just maybe Minnesota will be the only one I see that I could see in the conference finals.
I don't think it's going to be Dallas. OKC Denver, is there anybody else you have on your radar to maybe make the West Finals and do like what Dallas did last year? Dallas catches fire.
They have that streak. All of a sudden, they're in conversation.
Who is that to share? I still give Memphis a little credit in that conversation. I think we clearly have to wait and see what the Lakers are capable of.
But at this point, Denver's got the inside track.

And teams are going to have to figure out

not just how to outflank them,

but how to beat them specifically

if that matchup comes on board,

which is, I would say,

the toughest single matchup available to anyone

is what do you do with Nikola Jokic right now?

Because we're seeing Minnesota case in point tonight.

OKC is a vaunted, unbelievable defense.

But Minnesota has some inroads there to score against a team like that. Nas Reed is clearly a huge part of that formula.
Granted, they're not playing with their usual team. Julius Randle out, Rudy Gobert out, Mike Conley, Dante DiVincenzo.
And yet... And Gobert didn't play tonight either.
Absolutely. They didn't have the ability...
They didn't have their normal set of players, but they found things that could work against the Thunder defense for as wonderful as it is.

I don't know that there's those answers

for many teams about Nikola Jokic.

There's just not a lot of conceptual stuff

you can throw at him that's going to work.

That's not to say you can't leverage

the occasional off night from Jamal Murray,

elements of Russell Westbrook's game,

parts of the back end of the rotation,

Michael Porter, maybe not swinging the ball

as fast as the Nuggets might like him to sometimes. Like there's buttons to press.
The Nuggets are not unbeatable, but they look really tough right now. They look like a really tough matchup specifically for the rest of this Western Conference field.
Murray came back. Brazil and I did that live show in Denver.
We had a heart-to-heart with 1,100 Nuggets fans. Like this Murray thing is bad.
Like you guys, this is alarming what's happening. But the best case scenario was, ah, he just needs to play himself in shape.
Yep. And he did.
He played himself in shape and he looked noticeably skinnier within three weeks. His burst came back.
The 55-point game he had this week was not an aberration. Like he's been blowing by people and look like Murray.
So now all of a sudden those Jokic 48 point games, those are out the window. You don't need them anymore.
Now he's back to being by the end of the third quarter, he's got 22, 12, nine. Porter's also playing better.
He's playing really well. Nuggets again.
So I don't know, people like this podcast, for instance, may be overreacting to the first two months. But the Murray thing was scary because the Paul George thing was also scary.
And guess what? That continues to be completely terrifying. So, you know, there was real signs of danger, but Murray played himself out of it.
To his credit. The Paul George thing is bordering on reanimated corpse at this point.
And Jamal Murray has found some kind of life, some kind of burst. And I think most importantly, the edge and the aggressiveness in his game.
That's always when Jamal is feeling whatever injuries he has at a given point or just a shaking confidence, he doesn't push in the way that the Nuggets absolutely need him to push. And to see that version of Jamal Murray back, that's a thrilling thing to see.
So right now we have OKC, Memphis, Denver as the top three. Denver threatening to pass Memphis.
Houston, Lakers. And Houston just, you know, has not been good for a couple weeks, but they've had some injuries.
Lakers, I don't know what happens with them, 32 and 20. Clippers, 30 and 23, have been confusing for about a month now.
They're fine. And then we move into that Minnesota, Dallas, Sacramento, Golden State thing.
And we're going to talk about it when we do the NBA six-pack. The most notable thing is the Spurs feel like they've fallen out.
And I think Phoenix is not dead, but people are definitely around the table like john ham and landman they're definitely around the hospital bed and maybe the doctor's like you might want to say your goodbye soon they're almost at that point but it feels like we actually might know the 10 playoff teams now unless you think sacramento can fall out of this because like they had a bad loss with New Orleans tonight. They've won some goofy games.
They're 20 and 27. They honestly could be like 22 and 34.
So if Phoenix was going to catch a team, that would be the team I pick. But what do you think? Do we have our 10 now? I think this might be the 10 and that is somewhat confidence in the Kings, more so pessimism in the Suns on my part.
Okay. Confidence in the Kings.
I mean, mild confidence. I think they've got some stuff to work with.
Like, I think they have a reasonable play-in level roster as currently constructed. I agree.
And there's nothing wrong with that, but there's a reason we're not going to be talking about them in the vein that we're talking about Golden State, which is to say an actual threat potentially to do something with the talent that they have. And we were talking about this on group chat today, too.
I don't know if it's the Jimmy Butler element specifically that makes Golden State feel like a wild card in the same way that his Heat teams felt like a little bit of a wild card. It's just hard to write off.
And it's hard to write off looking at this Golden State rotation and thinking, OK, you know what? Like when it really matters, the Pat Spencer minutes are going to evaporate.

Thank you. it's just hard to write off and it's hard to write off looking at this golden state rotation and thinking okay you know what like when when it really matters the pat spencer minutes are going to evaporate and the quinn post minutes are going to evaporate if they have to like they're going to get what they need out of these supporting guys but their best players are going to go the distance and the question at that point will be how how hard did steph and draymond and jimmy have to push to get them into the play-in or to get them into the playoff? And will they have enough left from that point? You made a point earlier about Minnesota and how something about them seems comfortable against OKC, which is something you couldn't really say about a lot of teams.
I think that might be just a lot of length on the perimeter and interchangeable guys and just people to throw at SGA.

Today was the recipe for how you beat OKC in a playoff series where

one, SGA doesn't have a good game.

Yeah, that was helpful.

And then two,

they don't make a ton of threes.

And, you know,

it is a team,

and I guess you could say this

about any team in the league,

but I really feel with them

when they're down like 12

and you go, I mean, this is it. This is how you beat them.
And then they win like their next 13 by an average of 20 points a game. But they can have that, you know, you can hit them with the haymaker.
So when they, if they're down three, two in a playoff series on the road in a game like today, that's would be the recipe. I think I still don don't 100% trust anyone else on their team offensively except SGA.
And that's the one thing that gives me pause with like, just pencil them in. Like they have the best odds to win the West and it's an easy pick for the finals.
But that's the one thing that makes me nervous when it's really nerve-wracking gut crunch time. Ball crunch time? Gut crunch? Not crunch, I think is the expression you're looking for.
Did I just invent the phrase gut crunch? The old gut crunch. Who am I going to if like Shea has five fouls late in the third quarter and I just need somebody to get me offense for like six minutes? That's what makes me nervous with them.
The answer is probably J-Dub, and that's a reasonable answer, but he also doesn't exactly play that way all the time. Like, they are such a process-oriented team where they're just going to move it and go through their system and trust in the shots that they get.
And I think reasonable people can disagree as to whether those shots are ultimately what you need in now TM gut-crunching time. I think...
Gut-crunch. Look, they clearly need a little bit more as evidenced by the fact that they can occasionally put up a 14-point fourth quarter like they did against Minnesota today.
That's not going to do it. Even in a game like this where you have a bit of a deficit you're working back from to begin with, it's an area where you hope over time J-Dub grows into that responsibility.
Chet Holmgren who I think played his third game since coming back from injury tonight. He will grow into that responsibility over time.
Hopefully he looks quite rusty, understandably right now. So he's going to get better and better over the back part of the season.
But that's the wild card with them. And I think if they don't do as well in the playoffs as they would have liked, or as many of us would have anticipated, a lot of us are going to be wondering, was there a lever to pull there in terms of getting more of a spark plug score at the deadline? Not someone who has to be a part of your permanent, like a fixture in Oklahoma City, a pillar of the community.
But could you not get a guy who could get a bucket on demand when you maybe really needed it? We talked about a little last week. I'm in the camp.
They're playing so well and they look so good. And Wiggins especially,

that was the spot

you would have improved.

But he was just playing

really well.

He was balling out.

He was scoring in bunches.

Yeah.

So, all right.

We trade Wiggins

and contracts

and a few of our picks

to try to get DeAndre Hunter.

Are we even better?

Wiggins was playing really well.

Yeah.

Would you rather pay Wiggins

like a much smaller contract

or Hunter 18 million? I can see why they always value the continuity. And it's one of those things that if it's in May and they lose in round two, we're going to be like, why didn't they make a trade? I told you.
But you're right. It's hard to look at a roster winning 80% of its games and being like, yeah, you should have done something.
They're doing a lot every night to beat basically every opponent put in front of them. And a close team, too, that really seems like that's where even the Cavs messing with what they have.
It gets a little dangerous when you have a team that clearly likes each other. For sure.
Dallas is the only other team, just quickly. Who knows when Davis comes back? The way Kyrie has played and kind of...
I mean, this is one of the great 180s we've had by an athlete, Kyrie the last two years, where I think he senses the moment in the city of Dallas and the press conferences, the interviews that he's given, the way he's played, where he's like, no, no, I got this. Come over here.
Don't abandon the ship yet. If they can get Davis back in time, I don't know if they can, but if they can, it is an interesting team.
They have size, they have length, they have defense, and the fans who seemed like they were going to revolt against this team even three days ago. I don't know.
They were into the game today. They were cheering those guys.
So they're kind of, I guess, over here on this side, depending on where they land. Right now they are 30-26, but no Davis for at least a month.
So they'll be somewhere between 8-10, I would say, in the play-in, right? I would think. And look, the win over Golden State yesterday, massive, massive game in terms of play-in But yeah, they need Davis back.
And more importantly, they just need a big. A single, able-bodied big who is not Omax Prosper on stilts.
They just need somebody in that spot to do big man things. And credit to them for getting by the way they have.
Credit to them for winning tonight, not only under the circumstances, missing all these bigs, missing Anthony Davis, but

Kyrie didn't play in this game either. But his spirit

lived on in Dante Exum, and they beat the Heat.

And Dallas just kind of keeps on marching right

now. It's been very impressive to see the

way they've rallied. They beat a Heat

team that just looks mediocre every night now.

It just looks like

it's the end of the line.

I'm thinking about the gut

crunch. It's like a 90s exercise machine.
Like I'm doing ads for it. Yeah, the gut crunch right now.
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Speaking of superior, let's unpack six major things going on in the basketball world right now.

We have to start with the 76ers.

So I was thinking big splash teams

in the last 25 years

that just ended up being disappointing.

Going back to post-lockout,

the 1999 Rockets.

Yeah.

When they put Barkley and Pippen and Hakeem together and they were like, look at this. And then it was bad.
The 2004 Lakers, even though they made the finals, that was still kind of disappointing the way it ended. But the big ones, 2013 Lakers with Dwight and with Nash.
Now this is going to be fun. Not fun.
Wasn't very fun. The Prokhorov Nets post-KG trade with Pierce and Joe Johnson and Darren Williams and Prokhorov.
Oh my God, he's going to basically do what the Dodgers just did in baseball. It didn't happen.
2019 Celtics, after they made the Eastern Finals without Kyrie. Kyrie came back.
Hayward came back. Tatum, Jalen Brown.

I think I went on Jalen and Jacoby's

ESPN show and predicted them to win in the mid-60s.

That did not happen. The 22

Lakers with LeBron

and AD and a new addition

Russell Westbrook. Sure.
They ended up

winning 33 games. And then

the Nets after the foot

on the line season. Of course.

The KD, Kyrie,

Harden thing. Where

does the Sixers just

Let's go. then the Nets after the foot on the line season.
Of course. The KD, Kyrie, Harden thing.
Where does the Sixers just sucking? They're 20 and 34. Where does this rank on the I can't believe this is happening scale for you? Because there were some signs.
Yeah, it's hard because there are the precursors. I don't think any of us were fully trusting Joel Embiid's health coming into the season.
Certainly Paul George has given us reason to be

dubious about his long-term ability to stay on the

court. But I

would never have anticipated

that basically every single

thing that could go wrong has gone wrong.

Every bright spot

that has emerged in the rotation,

short of Gershon Yabusele, which I'm not

trying to jinx him, wrap him in bubble wrap,

protect Gershon at all costs, please.

Every other bright spot in the rotation has been

Thank you. that has emerged in the rotation, short of Gershon Yabusele, which I'm not trying to jinx him, wrap him in bubble wrap, protect Gershon at all costs, please.
Yeah. Every other bright spot in the rotation has been snuffed out by injury, by circumstance.
Like, nothing is working. And that's hard to predict, clearly, but also hard to wrap your mind around, like, how so many things could go wrong at one time.
Yeah, so there was some Paul George stuff that came out today from Shams that he had a screwed up finger tendon on his left hand. He's getting injections for it.
I'm sure that's true, but it doesn't explain the fact that he looks just slower and more plotting and doesn't seem to have nearly the same burst and just seems like not only a step slow, but a second slow. Yeah.
And it's processing. And I don't know how that's the left-hand tendon thing.
I don't get it. I don't think it is.
Yeah, I mean, we can kind of parse those things out because there is the step slow thing as well, right? Like you're not getting past Zaire Williams against the Nets. That's a problem, right? That's a problem in a game where Joel Embiid is not playing, Tyrese Maxey is not playing.
This is your moment to do some of this, and you make one shot. And worse, you attempt seven.
Horrible, horrible game for Paul George. All of that said, I have found myself at many points in the season being a bit of a Paul George apologist.
And look, those days are very much behind me at this point. But the case for that apology, the defense of Paul George throughout most of the season has been a defense of the little things that he brings to the table, right? It's orienting the offense.
It's being an adult on the court when they badly needed it. It's spacing the floor.
It's keeping the ball moving. good connecting stuff, but role player stuff.
And at some point,

if you're... offense.
It's being an adult on the court when they badly needed it. It's spacing the floor.
It's keeping the ball moving. Good connecting stuff, but role player

stuff. And at some point, if you're

doing all the role player stuff and you're

failing every time you're asked to be a star,

we have to call you what you are.

And it's a $50 million role player.

And that's a very tough position

for the Sixers to find themselves at the very

outset of this deal. He hasn't

helped himself with some of the comments either.

No. Like when he complained about playing the

five. There hasn't been a lot of

Thank you. the Sixers to find themselves at the very outset of this deal.
He hasn't helped himself with some of the comments either. No.
Like when he complained about playing the five, there hasn't been a lot of, I'll do whatever it takes to win games. If they need me to play there, I'll play there.
It's just, there's a lot of like basic, you have to look at how the outside world is looking at you stuff with him. That just seems to be missing.
A Sixer should know never to say that they're bored doing something like playing the five because life as a Sixer will be very interesting very quickly in ways that you do not want. Well, the biggest thing they got was the Eagles had a playoff run and won the Super Bowl.
That's very true. And they, Curtis and I talked about it on Thursday, this rarely seen Super Bowl news dump after they won when they were like, hey, Embiid might get surgery again.
I don't know where this is going. And they just snuck that one out under the dead of night.
But I think if Philly had been knocked down in round one, the Eagles, and then people really had a chance to stare at the Sixers season, with the kind of season Max is having, where he's almost averaging 28 a game. Yeah, Baseli, they really lucked out with that.
And they're still, they're 20 and 34.

They're 6 and 14 in their last 20.

In that last 20, they have the 23rd net rating.

So they've just been a bottom A team for,

you know, a good 40% of the season here.

They've only gotten 17 games from Embiid.

And yet they're only a game and a half behind Chicago for the 10th seed.

And Chicago doesn't want to keep winning. So they might stumble in anyway.
I don't know if Chicago wants to keep winning or not because their roster would tell you that they don't. The public comments would tell you that they are attempting to.
So I really have no idea what to make of any of that other than the fact that the play-in crop in the East is an absolute joke. It is teams that are either too hurt to compete, don't have the resources to actually be good teams yet, or in Philly's case, a little of both.
They just are not in a competitive place by any stretch of the imagination. Quinton Grimes should not be your best player.
That is not a thing that should be happening. Justin Edwards should not be playing 30 minutes in a game.
That's not where the Sixers ever anticipated this going, but it's the reality that they now have to navigate. Orlando is 27-29 in the seventh seed, and they haven't been happy with their team for two months.
No. Atlanta is 26-29.
They're the eighth seed. They made two borderline dump trades.
The Hunter trade and the Bogdanovich trade, those are trades you make when you don't care where your season is going. They can't really dump because they don't have their first-round pick.
But, and then you have Miami at the 9 seed, 25 and 28, who just like, you know, I think they'd be maybe the second worst team in the West. Would you rather be Miami or Portland right now? Portland is tough because they are winning themselves out of the tank race at the moment yeah I love it their future is tough and we should say Philly's future in terms of their first round pick which they may or may not be able to actually keep is looking dicier by the minute I oh they're very careful they don't accidentally lose that pick at this point I want to to audible to that as the second thing of the six-pack.
But before we do, the Embiid thing, do we see him again? He's played 17 games. Does he play 20? We should not see him again.
Like, tethered to this conversation. They should be actively looking at shutting Paul George down, shutting Embiid down, managing these injuries over the back part of the season.
It's time to regroup. Like this is not going to resolve itself.
And even if you could limp into the play-in and even limp into the playoffs, that is not a success for this version of this team. Like being an easy out in the first round is not success for the Sixers.
So at this point, lean into the, like, sear into the skid. Lean into the failure.

Live to fight another day,

frankly. The problem is, making the

playoffs, Embiid could never

play 14 games in four

weeks. It's never happening.

So, even if you, like, miraculously won

both playing games, I don't know where that's getting you.

Alright, the second thing. You mentioned the draft pick.

OKC

gets Philly's first after the top six. So Philly keeps it first six spots.
If it's the seventh pick, OKC gets it. But this is one of many things.
This is the all-time what-the-hell-is-happening-in-the-first-round thing. It's bad shit.
It's either 15 or six. There's so many teams.
There's a couple things I can't even really figure out who gets to pick. Yeah.
So it's about half the league. OKC gets Phillies first after top six.
They get Utah's first after the top 10 if it's out of the top 10. But Utah is probably going to keep that pick.
Miami gets Golden State's first if it falls out of the top 10. I think that's probably happening.
Atlanta gets Sacramento's first if it falls out of the top 12. I think that might happen.
The Knicks get Detroit's first if it falls out of the top 13. I think that's happening.
So we already have four teams that are going to give their pick to somebody else. OKC gets Miami's first if they don't make the playoffs, basically.
So that's 50-50. We'll see.
Then we have San Antonio gets Atlanta's first.

Utah gets Minnesota and Cleveland's

first. The Pelicans

get the Lakers first. Brooklyn gets

New Orleans first, Milwaukee's

first, and the Knicks

first. I think that's right.
Does Brooklyn

get New Orleans first? I don't think

they get New Orleans. I think they just get Milwaukee

and the Knicks. I'm going to take that one out.

Brooklyn gets Milwaukee's first and the Knicks first. Keep it in the air.
Orlando gets Denver's first. And then we have this trade where OKC can swap and get the best pick from the Clips or Houston.
Their choice. Yes.
Houston can take the second best pick and swap it to Brooklyn for Phoenix's first. Phoenix, I guess, loses the pick either

way. And then the clips get the worst of all those.
I'm going to figure out that sequencing

in about a month. Yeah.
We need a visual aid. We need somebody to come up with a flow chart.

All of those picks I laid out, what is the most alarming to you for the team losing the pick?

Oh, great question. Atlanta?

The Atlanta ones are bad.

Because it dramatically changes

how they navigate their roster,

what they're doing for the foreseeable future.

On the one hand,

I think it can be silly sometimes

when teams like the Bulls,

who were so protected

they were probably going to keep their own pick anyway,

go out of their way to trade

to get their own pick back.

It can be silly.

But there is so much more freedom and flexibility as a franchise when you do own your own picks. Because the second they're out the door, the second you lose control of when you start the clock and when you start to rebuild and when you start to reboot.
And that's how you get into these weird lost seasons where you're sort of languishing either in the middle of the standings or just outside the play-in, accomplishing basically nothing,

but also losing lots of games and not getting any draft capital to result from it.

The Atlanta ones feel really, really rough right now.

One thing I was thinking with all the OKC things in play,

let's say they get the seventh pick from Philly.

Yeah.

And let's say they get Miami's pick because Miami's a playoff team.

Then they have their own pick.

Yeah.

And then they can also swap with the Clippers or Houston. So that's a middle.
So they'll have four picks. They'll have three.
They'll have their own. Three.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah.
Three, including Philly's pick, which could be in the 7-8-9 range. Yeah.
But then they have all these other picks because they have a million, kajillion picks. Yep.
And we've been watching this going, what are they going to do with all these picks? They already like their roster. They only have a couple of spots anyway.
Could this be the year that they take that seventh, eighth, ninth Philly pick, if that's the pick, add like eight picks to it and just say, give us Cooper flag. Here's the all-time mother load of picks.
Like, let's say Charlotte gets the first pick and they could just trade back six spots out of the Cooper flag spot and just get a war chest of the all-time most picks ever in a trade from OKC just to move back six spots. You'd have to have a four-hour meeting about that, I feel like.
Cooper flag's really good. I love him.
I'm probably the highest on him because he's a big intangibles guy. And I know I'm going to overreact as we get closer to June.
But you'd have to really think about it because it's not a Wimbanyama pick. And if you're OKC, I think you would also have to really think about it because what the Thunder need more than anything are cost-controlled players, really good players on cost-controlled salaries.
Their roster is about to get very, very expensive very, very quickly. If you could have four cost-control years of Cooper Flagg as you are contending with the rest of this roster, I'm hesitant to say this because we haven't seen Cooper Flagg play in the NBA yet.
If he is as good as advertised, he might be the single most attractive piece to the Thunder for exactly that reason. Stretch four.
Can play some three. Good ball skills.
Incredibly competitive. Doesn't need the ball.
Checks out. Yeah, and I know whoever gets the first pick wouldn't want to trade him, but there's a price for everything and there's a price to make you go, holy shit, you're going to offer me 220 cents in the dollar for this pick, but I honestly think that's what OKC has to do.
Here's the thing, though. If that pick does convey and OKC gets Philly's pick, six teams will have 20 picks in the first round between them.
OKC, one of them. Brooklyn will have three picks.
The Spurs, the Jazz, the Magic, the Wizards will all have two picks. That is an incredible consolidation of draft capital.
And I don't know who ends up keeping a lot of those picks and who ends up moving them on because they're clearly valuable for all of these cost-controlled reasons we've just talked about. But to just help you visualize at home as you're listening to us list off all of these swaps and protections and picks that may convey, basically every single pick from 18 to 30 is going to go to a different team, except for Indiana's pick and Boston's pick.
That's it. Every other pick is probably going to change hands.
And that's insane. Yeah.
I don't even know how they fix it. And Adam Silver should not be the one explaining who gets what.
They should maybe hire Bobby Marks just for three hours as his assistant, just to be over on the side, just laying out, whatever. Doing the touchscreen.
We have to raise pick swap literacy around the country at this point because this is becoming an epidemic. Well, OKC and San Antonio, San Antonio is the other team.
If Atlanta's pick miraculously got in the top four and it got to four, San Antonio would have enough assets to really try to climb three picks. So it'll come down to how generationally you think Cooper Flagg is.
And you know, I don't think he's in the Wemby Anthony Davis sure thing class. You really have to believe in some other stuff.
I personally think there's no way he misses because how competitive he is. But you know, he's six, seven and a half.
There's things you could... to me, he's the perfect stretch for, but we'll see.
All right, next thing on the six pack. Speaking of the draft, the Brooklyn Nets, the team that just won't tank, the team that has players telling reporters, hey, we're going to try to keep winning games.
If you don't like it, don't root for us, which I love. So they're 20 and 34.
They're one and a half games beyond Chicago for the 10 seed, which is tied with Philly. But does it feel the same as Philly to you, Rob? Not even a little bit.
They have a great coach. They made the mistake of, they kept Cam Johnson and Nick Claxton, but they also have D'Lo on the, I'm so happy not to be on the Lakers anymore.
I'm

going to go nuts. They're 6-1

in their last seven. Their defense held

all seven opponents to under 100.

Seventh net rating over that time.

They bought out Ben Simmons. They traded

Schroeder and they traded Finney Smith.

And yet they're still hanging around.

And this was not the plan. They

made a trade with Houston.

I'm sorry, with Houston to try to get their picks back and give them Phoenix picks. And they were going to tank.
Now, I don't know. They might make the playoffs.
What would you do if you were running Brooklyn? Oh, you think of fake injury or think of playoffs? I think go for it. Honestly, I think go for it.
It's always tough in these positions, and yes, I understand the long-term arguments, but I'm with you that I am moved by the enthusiasm of the team. I am moved by the amount of backbone they've been playing with lately and ultimately, particularly how good they've been on defense.
This is a team that's playing a pretty deep rotation, really high-energy style, forcing a lot of turnovers. They can't score for shit, even now.
But they get a lot of stops. And they play with a lot of effort.
And ultimately, here's the thing. I say you encourage the guys to go for it, and they ultimately will probably lose a lot of games anyway.
But you didn't pull the rug out from under them. I think that's where you start to lose credibility with the players on your team is when you start actively sabotaging their efforts to win just for the sake of the lottery but if there's a way to let them run themselves out and look if you look at the teams that they've they've beaten at this recent stretch of games where they've been so successful it's not exactly an amazing row they will lose games against better teams eventually but like let them find their spine.
Let them find their style

and ultimately what can be successful for them.

And let Nick Claxton wake up a little bit

because you had a bit of a slow start to the season.

These are meaningful developments

for a team like Brooklyn.

I saw this happen a decade ago

with Brad Stevens and the Celtics

and we were all going nuts

because we wanted them to lose.

But ultimately,

you do build some sort of a weird DNA that you didn't just roll over, which brings me to the next person on my six-pack list or next team, Charlotte, who has achieved peak tank. I don't know if you've looked at their box scores.
They tried to trade Mark Williams and couldn't get rid of him. Now I guess he's just

in limbo as they fight about whether that trade

was legal or not. Brandon Miller had

surgery, which is too bad.

They signed Alfred Payton and

Taj Gibson and both of them are playing?

Both of them are playing extra minutes?

Yeah. There's not really another

option.

They took on Nurkic in a salary

dump. And Nurkic

has now found his destiny.

You know he'll have a 27 rebound

Thank you. option.
They did, they took on Nurkic in a salary dump, and Nurkic has now found his destiny, where

you know he'll have like a 27 rebound

game where they still lose by 28.

And then they also have Lomelo Ball,

who's one of the great, great

stats, bad team guys of the last

30 years. I thought it was hilarious that people

were like, wow, how did he get left out of the All-Star

game? He just jacks up shots and they

lose. He's not an All-Star.
That's unkind. I think Lamello is better than that.
I think he's better than that. Was that a defensive Lamello ball? Look, I'm willing to go out on that particular limb.
I think Lamello is, look, he is on another planet in terms of some of the things he chooses to do. But has a facility with the game that not many guys have.
And ultimately is basically the only reason the Hornets have been anything close to Solvin at any point in this season. So he doesn't have a lot to work with when he's out there.
Bigger concern for me, in addition to all of his habits and kind of the judgments he makes on the court, clearly just like that cursed ankles, tough injury history. If he's never going to be consistently healthy, how is he going to consistently grow as a creator?

And that's a problem

for a player like him.

Would you want to play with him

for six months a year?

Be honest.

Would you want to be

his small forward?

Would you want to be

Brandon Miller?

Would I want to play with anyone

under the age of 25?

I think the answer is probably no.

Like there is a stylistic

difference between us.

This is the only team I really like Charles Lee. I think he's a good coach.
This is the only team I don't want Cooper Flagg to go to. See, I think Keelumelo could run beautifully together.
Oh, I don't know. Anyway, they're in position to get him.
They certainly are. They're working it.
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Next one on the six pack. The Chicago Bulls putting together the finishing pieces of an epic 10-year run starting in the 15-16 season.
42-40, 41-41, 27-55, 22-60, 22-43, 31-41, 46-36 in the 22 season. Lost in the first round.
40-42, 39-43, 22- 33 with a chance to make the play-in again. This is Reinsdorf's manifest destiny.
Just to not pay luxury tax. Yep.
To be somewhere near the play-in. To not actually be a threat.
To not really have a direction. It's like, are they tanking? Are they, like, they re-signed Lonzo Ball.
They could have traded him for a first-round pick that came out. Now they kept him.
They have Giddy. They have Kobe White.
Kind of like Budzelis. Vucevic is still there.
They overpaid Patrick Williams. I don't know what this team is.
They don't either. And this is just what we're doing in the third biggest city

in America, Rob. Apparently it is.

I get from that

10,000 foot perspective why

Reinsdorf is the guy who comes up.

I don't want to give Arturis Karnishevus

too much cover here because I feel like

Nico Harrison has done him an incredible favor.

Patrick Dumont has done him an incredible favor.

Taking a lot of the airspace

of the NBA right now. And I think it

just kind of slid under the radar that

after the deadline, Karn, taking a lot of the airspace of the NBA right now. And I think it just kind of slid under the radar that after the deadline, Karnasiewicz went up there, had his press conference, and explained that there are three different ways to build the championship team.
You can have two stars on it, you can have three stars on it, or you can have nine or 10 very good players. Yeah.
First of all, that has literally never happened before. No team has won a championship with nine or ten very good players.
Not a thing. Also, what qualifier, isn't a very good player a star? I don't know what threshold he's talking about, but what's better than very good? Like, great? Well, let's talk about that.
If it is, even if that were true, even if that were what the Bulls are trying to do, how many players on their current roster are very good or even like pretty good?

I don't think they have one

very good player. I don't think Kobe White's very

good. I think he's good.
He's probably the closest

theoretical Alonzo Ball might

be the closest. We hope Manas Muzelas

can be that.

Vuc, some nights?

Very good to me is like if my son

came home from school

and I said, how did your history test go? And he said, very good. Okay.
I'm thinking that's like an A-. Very good is like really positive.
Yeah, there are no A- players on this roster. No.
I'm not even sure. This is a roster that is scraping for solid B, B- talent right now.
And to the extent that it's there, it's probably years away from developing. They got nothing from Levine.
They have no extra first-round capital other than this weird protected first-rounder they have from Portland that they'll probably never get. They have an absentee landlord as an owner.
I think I would take every single team in the East future over theirs. Yeah.
So you would take Charlotte's, you would take Philly. Yeah, Charlotte, the Brooklyn picks.
Yep. Even Philly, I have Maxie, and I have, you know, hopefully some tradable assets, and maybe Embiid will come back.
Maybe I can turn Embiid into something. I would rather have every other roster in the East over Chicago's.
I don't even know what their number one asset is. What a day for the Wizards.

They had to win something eventually.

They won your heart, at least relative to the Chicago

Bulls. Congratulations to the Washington Wizards.

Honestly, Jordan Poole's probably better than anyone in the Bulls.

That is

the darkest sentence that I've ever

heard someone say. Jordan Poole!

I think it's true.

I thought somebody should have traded for him. We talked about it last week.

I actually think he's really figured some shit out and he's at least done it on a big stage before. But yeah, I like Koulibaly and Saar and Carrington.
They've got guys. They're okay.
They're going to have cap space. I'll do credit to Jordan Poole who's had an exceedingly normal NBA season.
And for him, for a guy that talented, that's a huge step forward. If I was a Chicago Bulls fan, I would be losing my mind.
Rightly so. They're in the third biggest city in America.
The Celtics are about to sell far between six and six and a half billion. So the Bulls are somewhere around there.
Why can't they just sell the team if they're not going to run it correctly? That's a great question. How long can you live off the Jordan? And how long can you be like, oh man, if D.
Rose didn't get hurt in round one, oh man, that was 13 years ago. I know.
Last one on the six pack. You wanted to talk about the Suns who have a net rate in their last 15 games of 18th, who in their last 58 games, including the playoffs, are 26 and 32, who tried to trade Kevin Durant for about a week before they told him or his agent or his manager that that was even happening.
And now it's like, yeah, this summer they're probably going to trade KD. This is grim.
What are you seeing? It's not as loud or as dramatic as what's going on in Philly. And so, yeah, they get the lead in terms of the dumpster fire power rankings here.
It's so disappointing to see the Suns in such disarray, quietly sucking all this year and seeing none of the primary stakeholders of that team do a single thing to fix it. And this isn't ultimately like a second apron problem or a no trade clause problem.
Those are obstructions, right, in terms of Phoenix making its roster better. They're not obstructions for anyone on this team playing into the ball on defense.
They're not obstructions for anyone on this team fighting for a rebound. They're not obstructions, most crucially, defining some semblance of offensive flow for a super talented team on paper.
Like, I know there is a worse than the sum of its parts thing happening here, because basically none of the parts complement each other at all. It's just a lot of guys in their individual lanes not making each other better.
And that is really, a really tough watch for people like us at this stage in the season. I just don't get the sense that anyone involved in it particularly is participating in that offense either or participating in this season.
And so it's so disjointed. It's so unpleasant.
I really dislike where the Phoenix Suns find themselves. And I don't wish this on any of them.
This is just who they've been. Well, the problem is they had a certain coach last year that they made the scapegoat for everything, Frank Vogel, who won the 2020 title.
They brought in Coach Bud, completely different philosophy. He's going to unleash these guys offensively and they're even worse.
But to me, it's a talent problem. I was looking, right around this time where you have like,

I would say OKC, Boston, and Cleveland are the three best teams, right?

In some order.

And then you think like they probably have the best rosters,

the nine-man rotation.

Who would you take on a team like Phoenix?

How many of their guys other than the top two would even play

for one of the top three teams?

So that would be either Beal. Yeah, he would.
I think Beal would play off the bench for at least Boston and Cleveland. I don't know about OKC, maybe.
Who's he playing over? He would play. Who's he playing over? They need somebody like him.
So you're giving him Isaiah Joe's minutes? Sure, yes. I feel fine giving Bradley Beal Isaiah Joe's minutes.

Okay.

So he's in the 7th, 8th, or 9th man range for the top three teams.

Fair?

Maybe 6th on the right roster.

Okay.

Give him the needs.

First guy off the bench.

First guy off the bench.

I would still rather bring Pritchard off the bench before him, but that's just me.

Grayson Allen or Royce O'Neal, do they play for any of the top three teams in the top nine of their rotations? I mean, this is kind of the Torrey Craig corollary because didn't he just kind of crack into Boston's rotation a little bit? Tenth man. Yeah.
Royce O'Neal can do a lot of Torrey Craig things. I would say slightly better than Torrey Craig on balance.
Grayson Allen, very

much an issue of how much you need his shooting.

And frankly, this season, whether his shot is on or

not, lately it's been looking a lot better.

Start the season was not there.

If he's streaky, he's not

very viable. So that's a huge problem

in terms of high-level competition.

Nick Richards?

Yeah, I think he can get minutes.

Maybe Boston? Like the Kata? The random Kata game? Maybe Nick Richards? Yeah, I think he can get minutes. Maybe Boston? Like the Kata? The random Kata game? Maybe Nick Richards? The Kata.
I bring this up because it's just grim what Phoenix did with all the stuff they traded away. I defended the Durant trade when it happened, or at least the idea of it.
Even that night, none of us understood why Cam Johnson was in it. But when you're throwing in as many assets as they did, but then also paralyzing themselves to trade other picks.
I don't see it now, and I don't really know what KD is worth this summer either. That's not like a miraculous parachute out of here.
It's going to be his 19th season next year. What are you getting for him? Are you getting Jalen Green and a first and a...
I don't know. Like, what are you actually getting for Kevin Durant at this point in his career? If that's how this ends...
He's got one year left in his deal? That's even worse than this, frankly. That's the hard thing about interrogating Kevin Durant trades is the packages feel more depressing.
And I think the packages also force you to confront what you as an organization in the Phoenix Suns have done with Devin Booker's career. A player who had to come into his own, who took his time, who grew as a playmaker, who grew as a creator, who, to be totally fair, is not having an amazing season by his standards, but a good enough one, a good enough Devin Booker season.
And if you use that whole period of time, and you have one trip to the finals in a somewhat weird Western Conference field, and that's it? That's the primary feather in the cap of the Devin Booker era? That's really sad, honestly, for a star who's had this kind of long-lasting relationship with a team, you would hope that a player like that would be rewarded with better.

How many teams did

Luka fuck up during his career

in the Mavs? Yeah.

Because that game seven definitely

was some sort of weird

chaos with the Suns. Yep.

The Minnesota, the fact that

they beat Minnesota, I think led

to, I don't know if they trade Towns if they make the finals. Probably not.
Then Dallas themselves, that's another one. So there's three with the blood on his hands.
Yeah, the Phoenix thing feels like a wrap. We have not heard a lot from Mishpia lately.
No. There are no fixes.
And then they're in a conference where this can't happen. We're going to have San Antonio coming coming, OKC's already there Jokic, you go on down the line, it's like there's, this is it they have the toughest remaining strength of schedule of any team in the league from this point they're not gonna make it well the sad thing is Brooklyn had a few of those picks that they gave back to Houston to get their pick back so they could tank and now they're not even tanking correctly.
But those Phoenix picks are looking pretty juicy. Before we wrap up the six-pack, San Antonio, when do they throw the flag into this season? They're just far enough away that you could talk me into it.
What does throwing in the flag look like? Some Wemby rest management. Some Wemby, hey, we need to sit him down for three games.
We're worried about some fake tendinitis and some fake part of his body. I'm not sure they need to do that.
I think they're going to be, again, perfectly fine coasting out, losing some of these games. Now, if the Fox thing catches on in such a huge way where it's unavoidable then yeah maybe you have that discussion but part of trading for d'arren fox is accelerating at least a little bit and i think ultimately their position is not so much tethered to their own pick right it's tethered to the other draft capital that they have it's tethered to the guys they already have roster.
So I don't think they necessarily need to. Counter? Yeah.
Portland could pretty easily pass them. They could be the third worst team in the West.
And they would be either four or five or six teams worse than them in the East. They could be in the six to nine range with that draft pick, which puts you in lottery mode.
Not too shy.

I actually really thought

that they were going to make

a little bit of a run

and they just can't.

I thought Boston really exposed

some of the issues with them.

I don't know if you watched that game.

They attacked Wimby

in a really unique way

that I haven't seen

teams do before.

And just in general,

it just looked like

two different classes of teams.

Yeah.

And then you think

the Warriors got better.

I don't really see the path for them. Anything else you want to hit before we go? I think we covered a lot of it.
We covered every mid to terrible team in the Eastern Conference, it feels like. So we really gave the people what they want today.
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Rob, we're both on the Prestige TV podcast doing White Lotus. I'm doing the recap with your TV wife, Joanne Robinson and Mallory Rubin on Sunday nights.
And then you and Joanne are doing the pre-caps, diving into theories on Wednesdays. You can find that on, that's gonna be a video podcast on the Prestige feed.
That's also on our Ringer-TV YouTube channel. What are you the most excited about White Lotus?

Walton Goggins.

Always Walton Goggins, but Kerry Kuhn.

Never upset to see Kerry Kuhn on the screen.

And you haven't watched the first one yet?

Not a bit.

You know, I'm really looking forward to it.

I'm really juiced from my personal trip to spiritual Thailand for this season.

That's the thing.

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Saturday Night Live premiered on October 11th, 1975,

the same night as Game 1 of the World Series

between Pete Rose's Big Red Machine

Thank you. Saturday Night Live premiered on October 11th, 1975, the same night as Game 1 of the World Series between Pete Rose's Big Red Machine and my beloved Boston Red Sox.
I turned six two weeks earlier. I have one hazy memory from that shutout victory for the Red Sox in Game 1.
It was Louis Tiant teething around the bases, somehow scoring while wearing a puffy blue warm-up jacket. It was amazing.
Was I sleeping later that night when John Belushi declared his intention to feed his fingertips to the Wolverines? Of course I was. But the 75 Red Sox were my first favorite baseball team and SNL eventually became one of my favorite TV shows ever.
For the rest of the 1970s, SNL thrived in some alternate universe that just would not include me. We all knew about the show in school.
We knew it was funny. We noticed the commercials.
We knew our parents stayed up to watch it. But we couldn't sample it until fourth grade because something special happened that year.
That's when Best of SNL shows started popping up in primetime as fillers for NBC's canceled shows. Suddenly, the nerds, the coneheads, the wild and crazy guys, the cheeseburger guys, they all became part of our lives.
Needless to say, I loved everyone. I loved everything, but I really loved John Belushi.
The samurai guy, Joe Cocker, the chocolate donuts commercial, the but no update monologues. This human being actually existed every week on some show way past my bedtime? How is this fair? How could I watch more? How could I get there? We didn't have DVR, YouTube, or social media in 1979, as you could probably guess.
Once that week's SNL host said good night, the episode vanished into thin air. The only time you would watch it again is if it was in a rerun that summer.
So I was out of luck until fate intervened. That same winter, my parents separated and I became an only child with an insane amount of leverage.
Leverage used for self-serving proclamations like, I don't care what my bedtime is. I'm staying up late for Saturday Night Live.
So one of my first live SNL shows was hosted by Margot Kidder during Kidder's brief apex between Superman and Amityville Horror, two movies that I like. You wouldn't remember this apex unless you're over 50 years old, but one of SNL's underrated traits as an American pop culture institution, it catches 90% of our most famous actors, actresses, and musicians at the exact point when they are precisely the most famous.
Think about that. The most famous.
That's SNL. The best sketch from that show, Kidder's Lois Lane character threw a birthday party for Bill Murray's Superman character.
And she invited some various superheroes to come along and I'm watching it live. I'm just sitting there waiting for my guy Belushi.
And at the three minute mark, the doorbell rings, Kitter opens the door, there's Belushi. Stroll's in cackling, he's covered in green, he's dressed like, oh my God, he's dressed like the Incredible Hulk.
And even now you can listen for the audience laughing and clapping just at the mere sight of John Belushi because in 1979, there was no safer comedy wager in America than John Belushi as the Incredible Hulk. So he ambled over to Superman, shakes his hand, screams a mock pain, oh, let go, let go, let go.
And then later he annihilates the bathroom with an Incredible Hulk poop as everyone recoils in horror. He comes out, come on, take it easy.
It's not supposed to smell like roses. I never laughed so hard in my life.
This was done. This was a wrap.
I had a new favorite guy, a new favorite show. I stayed up for a few more season four episodes and then Belushi left.
He left with Dan Aykroyd for Hollywood, but I still watched all of season five. Once NBC started airing one hour Best of Best in L shows on Wednesdays in the fall of 1979, suddenly kids like me could retroactively experience every famous sketch.
Did NBC realize? Did they realize they were cultivating the next generation of SNL diehards? Of course they didn't. This was the same year they trotted out Super Train.
There wasn't a dumber TV network than NBC in 1980, so we can call it a happy accident. But that summer, I made my father bring me to two R-rated movies, Caddyshack and the Blues Brothers, just to see Chevy and Murray and Blue Sheen Aykroyd.
And that fall, we bought a cumbersome BCR and SNL became part of my life for good. Over the next five decades, the most important sketches and moments hinged on four impossible to totally measure questions.
Factor number one, what was the impact in the moment? For instance, you might have a personal history of the Wayne's World franchise that's colored by two movies and a whopping 19 SNL sketches. You heard me, they did 19.
Maybe Wayne and Garth stopped making you laugh 25 years ago. I sure hope not because we're doing Wayne's World on Monday's Rewatchables.

It still holds up, by the way.

But the first Wayne sketch happened on Leslie Nielsen's February 89 show,

not long after Mike Myers joined the cast,

when he was simply the guy in the credits who had the same name as the killer from Halloween.

That's how we knew him.

Then they did Wayne's World.

Everything killed.

Wayne killed.

Garth killed.

The whole cable show in a basement angle killed. You watch the sketch in the moment.
You thought, I want more of these guys. Do this sketch again.
And for me in the moment matters more than everything else. You know, you know, with more cowbell, Barry Gibb talk shows, Star Trek convention, Mr.
Belvedere, you always know right away with SNL. So that's factor number one.
Factor number two is the sketch still funny right now? A little less important because comedy sometimes doesn't age that great. Sometimes the things we thought were funny in 1994, we don't think are as funny now.
It's also hinging on something that happened in the moment sometimes, which is like one of the last Wayne's World sketches ever, which happened in 1994's Heather Locklear show, yet another host, Apex. And in the sketch, Wayne starts dreaming that he ended up in Melrose Place.
Now, this is something that would make no sense to anybody who's under 40 and can't remember Melrose Place if they watched in 2025. But in the moment, it was one of TV's hottest shows.
Sandler parodying Billy the P-Whip boyfriend was the highest to high comedy. You have to believe me.
Everyone despised that Billy character, only the internet didn't exist yet and we couldn't properly ridicule him. So Adam Sandler spoke for everybody.
And that matters even if the sketch itself hasn't aged well. Factor number three, does the sketch have any belated significance that transcended the sketch itself? Okay, here's a good example.
Will Ferrell's first SNL season, 1995, 1996, that followed the critically reviled season 20, which nearly sub-reaned the show and left New York Magazine's infamous takedown cover story as its enduring legacy. How about that as a legacy? That summer, NBC makes a fuss.
They're blowing up the cast. They're blowing up the writing staff.
And you had a real sense the show was on life support, which would have been the third time in 20 years. We felt that way.
So season 21, Meryl Hemingway is hosting the first episode. I'm visiting my buddy Jim Grady in Connecticut.
And we play shuffleboard until 4 a.m. at Sam's in Port Chester, where I'm still the goat.
One of those nights when I woke up on Sunday morning with my contact lenses still in my eyes, unable to remember how I ended up on the sofa and wondering why I didn't have a blanket. Nobody else was awake.
I loaded up SNL on Jim's TV and I watched through bleary eyes as Farrell's first big sketch comes on, get off Shed. And again, I'm hungover is all hell.
I could barely see. And this new cast member is jumping right off the screen at me.
Who is this guy? He dragged at least four wheezy post-cigarette binge cough laughs out of me. And at some point, Jim heard me laughing and rolled out of bed.
And I immediately replayed Get Off the Shed for him. And now Jim was saying, who is this guy? Later, Farrell plays a husband who kept coming up with off-color excuses to derail his wife and get her off the phone.
That character was funny too. Combining the impact of those two sketches, you knew that your life in 1995 was suddenly 0.77% better with this Will Farrell guy.
You knew right away. And two decades later, Get Off the Shed isn't one of Ferrell's 10 funniest SNL sketches.
Husband Excuses probably doesn't crack the top 30. But that first episode mattered.
There was a new sheriff in town. You needed to start watching SNL every week again.
And that matters in the big scheme of things, right? So that's the third factor. The fourth factor, it's a cousin of in the moment.
Did you know immediately that something truly spectacular had just happened? All right, let's go back to 1975. Richard Pryor is about to host the 11th episode.
They've already banked 10. SNL has already established itself as TV's most groundbreaking show.
No comedy show belonged to the baby boomer generation until SNL showed up. This is a generation that devoured Rolling Stone.
They devoured their rock music. They hated Vietnam and Nixon.
They revered George Carlin, Richard Pryor. They loved improv.
They loved Harbor Lampoon. They despised traditional sitcoms and variety shows like Carol Burnett.
They needed their own show. So after 10 episodes, Michaels, Lorne Michaels, figures out a show to show structure for that specific audience that barely looks different than the one today.
Sketches, weekend update, music, comedy performances, short film, basically in that order. I don't think he ever intended the show to reach 30 million people some nights, but who the fucking predict this shit? So Pryor was that generation's hottest comedian, which meant no season one episode carried higher expectations.
Chevy Chase had already become a huge star. What happens? It becomes SNL's first Pantheon show.
Pryor's monologue, predictably great. Exorcist parody kills.
Pryor and Belushi did Samurai Hotel. And everything peaks with word association, which is a sketch that pitted two of comedy's biggest stars against one another, Pryor and Chevy Chase, who's the breakout guy for season one.
And thanks to a sizzling performance by Pryor, the racial tension that builds during that sketch still plays 50 years later. It's not a sketch that's age well, but it's one of the most important SNL moments ever because nobody had ever tried anything like it on live television before.
This was dunking from the foul line shit. This was Dr.
J in the ABA contest. That was word association.
So my favorite SNL episode ever also had my favorite SNL sketch ever and my favorite musical performance ever. This was when Stevie Wonder hosted.
And they do this sketch called the Stevie Wonder Experience. This is eight years after Pryor, 1983.
Wonder hosts right as Eddie Murphy is doing this wicked and slightly controversial impression of him. And Eddie's a huge star at this point.
And you're watching the show live and you're thinking, there's no way Eddie's going to do Stevie in front of Stevie, right? But you're secretly kind of hoping he would. So it finally happens in a sketch with Joe Piscopo, who's playing an agent.
He brings in Stevie, who's a celebrity impersonator, and they audition for Murphy, who's a music executive. And the catch is that Stevie's character builds himself as a Stevie Wonder experience, only he's doing a Stevie impersonation.
It's horrible. And Murphy goes, no, no, no, no, you're doing it all wrong, and proceeds slip on a pair of sunglasses.
And the crowd goes batshit. And he does Stevie with Stevie standing right next to him.
So I'm 13 when this happened, which is probably the best age to fall in love with SNL, even though I was already in love. And you can think I'm crazy.
I don't care. But the most exciting non-sports TV moments of the early 80s were this sketch, Letterman taking a show to LA and having Carson as a guest, Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean and doing the moonwalk on the Motown 25 special, which was amazing, Reagan getting shot by Hinkley, Roddy Piper smashing the coconut in Jimmy Snuka's head in the premiere of Thriller on MTV, and I can't accept any other arguments.
Anyway, Eddie brings the house down with an impression of Stevie singing My Sharia Amor, and he's unbelievably crushed as it kills it. Stevie's standing right there.
Crowd settles down. Stevie tries his impersonation again.
It's still terrible. Eddie takes over, nails it a second time.
Crowd settles down. Scene shifts back to Stevie for one last attempt.
And only this time, fake Stevie suddenly turns into real Stevie. And he belts out an acapella version that's, you can't even describe how good it is because nobody brought it quite like Stevie in his prime.
He nails the last note and the studio erupts like someone made a mid-court shot to win a tournament game. If you watch the tape, Piscopo breaks character.
He lets out this delighted yelp. That's how remarkable it was.
So I know he's a first bout Hall of Famer. I know he's a musical icon.
But I can't imagine Stevie Wonder ever bringing the house down quite like that. And Eddie pushed him there.
Of course, Eddie never breaks character. He waits for the applause to die down.
He waits an extra second. And then he finally says, no, man, it still sucks.

Huge laugh, perfect ending, one of the greatest sketches in the history of the show.

And at that specific moment, you would bet anything that Murphy would be one of the biggest

stars in the world someday.

But that's what made him such a unicorn.

By sheer coincidence, by dumb luck, an SNL show that desperately needed energy and diversity and a real star stumbled into someone basically created by God to appear on the show. So of the biggest stars in SNL history, only Eddie broke into show business on the show.
He was a cast member at 19. He was the show's meal ticket by 20.
He was a movie star by 21. And he was a full-fledged, super duper star by 22 and headed to Hollywood for good at 23.
We will never see it again. He's the most talented SNL cast member ever.
He's the only one to host the show when he was starring on it. And for that and many other reasons, I have Eddie as the SNL GOAT cast member.
And I'll fight people in a bar if they want to come up with somebody else. Here's the thing.
Only Eddie and Will Ferrell could carry an entire season by themselves. This is like you're using the 2009 LeBron and the Cavs analogy.
How many guys could you win 60 games with if they were the only really good guy in the team? That was Eddie and Will Ferrell and that's really it. So if you're building the hypothetical GOAT SNL cast, I think you have to have Eddie and Ferrell or I can't take the list seriously.
It's non-negotiable. But what would the rest of the cast look like? Well, three things.
First of all, SNL needs to move like a basketball team. You need an eight-man rotation.
You need one wild card off the bench. You want enough minutes for everyone.
This is always the mistake the show makes over the years when they have these big, fat, swollen casts. You have a 90-minute show with commercials.
It's really about 67 minutes of content.

You have weekend update.

You have two musical acts.

So maybe five, six sketches max

plus a couple update things.

You don't need 17 people.

You need eight, maybe nine.

So we'll have the wild card.

We'll have the Dion Waiter spot.

So that's one.

Second, the best SNL cast members

can either carry a sketch or glue guy a sketch. And the glue guy thing is super important because that was what Phil Hartman was the best at.
You have to be able to do both. You can't just be a one-man show.
And in this case, it's a lot like basketball. Can you take over a game? Can you set other people up? Can you play characters? Can you play the straight man? Can you sell other people? Can you do anything? You want a whole cast of these people.
Again, you got to think like it's a basketball team. You want the ball to move around.
And then the third thing is I was trying to include different areas to the best of my ability. So Eddie and Farrell ran.
I got seven spots left. Phil Hartman was the best glue guy in the show's history.
Dana Carvey, who I think is the most underrated male cast member now, he would have thrived on any cast for the entire 15 years and was a force of nature. Same for Bill Hader.
So there's five, and I don't think you can leave any of them off. Eddie Farrell, Hartman, Carvey, Hader.
Best female cast member ever. It's still Gilda Radner.
It's not fun to say because she was on the first cast and she kind of had the title to begin with, and then other people probably tried to take it from her not knowing, but she's still the best. She's the best female cast member in the history of the show.
Kristen Wiig was right up there. So she's included to that seven.
And I thought Maya Rudolph was the most underrated female cast member ever. She could carry any type of sketch.
She could do all the musical stuff. So that would be my eight.
And then obviously for the wild card, I got to have Belushi. So I have Eddie Farrell, Gilda Wig, Hartman, Hader, Carvey, Maya, and Belushi.
I'm rocking with those nine. My weekend update guy, Norm MacDonald.
Come on. Still living on social media 30 years later.
They're still running his jokes from update. So I have Norm.
I'm turning over all digital videos. I'm doing a time machine loop here.

Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler,

they're just going to work together,

even though they're from different eras.

Knock yourself out, guys.

And then I have the following 10 hosts,

Tom Hanks, John Goodman, Steve Martin,

Chris Walken, Alec Baldwin, Dave Chappelle,

Emma Stone, Ariana Grande, Melissa McCarthy, and Candice Bergen. If you're drawn from all the eras, that's the best 10 you're going to come up with.
But remember, this is my list. Doesn't mean it's right.
I've only been watching the show for my entire life. What do I know? All right.
10 best episodes ever. So these are my 10.
They might not be your 10. These are mine.
Stevie Wonder 1983, which had the Stevie Experience, had the Canon camera ad, Dion the hairdresser, and three Stevie songs, including him singing Overjoyed, which is the best musical moment in the history of the show. That's one I won't argue about.
Go watch it, if you don't believe me. The crowd goes nuts and just keeps cheering.
It's like a sporting event. So I have that episode.
Richard Pryor 1976 1976, which also had two standups from him too. It had Samurai Hotel, Word Association, the Chevy Weekend Update.
That's the first great SNL show. Jim Carrey in 1996, which was the last episode of the aforementioned comeback season.
This is Carrey at the peak of his powers. He's coming off.
He'd had the and he's Ventura. He's dumb and dumber.
He's suddenly one of the biggest movie stars and SNL had rejected him so he comes on with a huge chip on his shoulder. He does Fireman Bill, Night at the Roxbury, Joe Pesci show with Jimmy Stewart, does the cheerleaders, does Jancuzzi Lifeguard.
Also you had Norm on Update who was on fire and you had a David Spade Hollywood Minute. So this is probably the best show of the last 30 years that they had.
And by the way, Soundgarden was the guest. Steve Martin in 1978, this was why they considered to be the best show of the Belushi-Ackroyd-Murray era.
Blues Brothers as the musical guest. Steve Martin said, it was the peak of me, me actual quote king tut did the wordless guild the dancing scene wild and crazy guys medieval barber there was a point counterpoint on weekend update with jane carton and dan akroyd that i always enjoyed when uh jane would make her point and then dan would go jane you ignorant slut and uh a joke that would not fly 50 years later but it was really funny because that's what newscasts were like back then.
It was these males just dominating the show and the woman was over there. So they're parroting that.
Really funny. Nerd Science Fair was on that as well.
All right. Fifth one, Tom Hanks in 1988, which I think is in the running for best season opener ever and probably was.
This had the Bush Dukakis debate, Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole, John Lovitz as Dukakis going, I can't believe I'm losing to this guy. So I have that.
There's a parody of the movie Big. Dennis Miller's on Update.
They do the all-drug Olympics on this one. They played a game show called Jew, Not a Jew.
That's actually pretty funny. They did the Girl Watchers thing with Lovitz and Hanks where they're just like, my forehead's just a little too big and all that stuff.
Mr. Short to memory, Hans and Franz.
Great episode. So this is, I think the most underrated episode for me, David Alan Greer in 1995.
They do the wake up and smile sketch where the teleprompter in the morning show breaks and they all kind of turn on each other, Lord of the Flies style. It's unbelievable.
It's one of the 10 best sketches. So that's on there.
Spade does Hollywood Minute. Will Ferrell does a Brian Boitano impersonation.
Ted Koppel as doing a Michael Jackson Jacko Bacco. David Alan Gerd plays Brian Gumbel off camera as like this real kind of basically like a crazy hood.
It's hilarious. And then Norm was on update.
So I'm putting that one on there. You also had Daryl Hammond on that show as Bill Clinton reviewing American president and talking about how much he loved that the, the wife died and then silver chair was somehow the musical guest.
So you have that William Shatner, in 1986. This had Star Trek convention and all-timers, Sweeney's Sisters of Christmas, T.J.
Hooker parody. They had the Star Trek 5 Restaurant Enterprises.
This is one of the top seven shows ever. They even did a Wonderful Life parody.
Tom Hanks in 1990. Hanks with two of the top seven for me.
This is the one when Aerosmith came on. Aerosmith was on Wayne's World.
Hanks was the groupie doing the siblings. Short-term memory, Tales of Ribaldry, Girl of the Watchers, Miller and Update, probably the best SNL cast of that era.
So I have that. I have Eddie Murphy's comeback show in 2019, which was emotional because nobody ever thought he was going to come back after the show made fun of him a couple of times.
He finally came back. He did all his old characters and it was awesome.
Christopher Walken in 1992, where he did Trivial Psychic, Perot and Stockdale, The Continental, Stock Talk. There was a Sinead O'Connor parody.
There was a Pat sketch. There was a Hollywood Minute and Jane Brady on Weekend Update and Arrested Development.
So that's my top 10. I also have, as Honorable mentioned, Timberlake in 2006 when he did Dick in a Box and Barry Gibb Show.
Lindsay Lohan in 2004 when she was in that famous Debbie Downer sketch. There was also a really funny Harry Potter sketch.
Sting in 1991, which had the Sinatra group in it and some other stuff. Eddie Murphy, when he came back to host in 1984.
John Goodman in 1998, when this is the episode they did, Neil Diamond Storytellers, but he also played Linda Tripp with Monica Lewinsky. There was a morning latte thing.
It's just a really good episode start to finish. And then Adam Sandler, 2018, when he came back, he played the Farley song, which was, I think, one of the most emotional moments in show history.
And then Betty White in 2010, when she came back, was really fun. So for my favorite sketches ever, and these are in no particular order, the Tony Bennett show, the first time Baldwin did this, he had David Guest and Liza Minnelli on it.
Lines were crossed. That is still one of the five funniest sketches for me.
It makes me laugh so hard. They sing a song together.
It's making me laugh thinking about it. The Sinatra group with Phil Hartman when there was a parody of the McLaughlin group and he's got Billy Idol on there and Luther Campbell and he's just killing everybody.
I watched this in college with my buddy Jacko, who was my roommate at the time. We watched it on a Sunday morning after we woke up, but I think we watched it five times and we were talking like Sinatra, yelling at Steve and Edie for the rest of the week.
Steve, you wonder experience I mentioned. The Neil Diamond storytellers, that's the one where Will Ferrell is Neil Diamond.
Just going off the rails and being like, this is a song about my hatred of immigrants. Just incredible stuff.
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club.
This is a fan club for Mr. Belvedere, Tom Hanks hosting, where they're all deciding how to interact with Mr.
Belvedere. And it's really about fan obsession, but it's really, really good.
Jackie Rogers Jr., Jack Potwad. That's with Martin Short.
That was the funniest character he played on there. Dysfunctional Family Dinner with Sarah Michelle Gellar when Will Ferrell and the family is just kind of eating, but then they would yell at each other and calm down.
More Cowbell. You know that one.
Buckley Get Shot and Buckley Died, those two were classics. The first Barry Gibb talk show, I have that one.
Debbie Downer at Disney, a classic. Greg the Alien, I think the most underrated Will Ferrell sketch where he's hosting a sports show, but he might be an alien.
Star Trek convention with Shatner when he has all the Star Trek people and he's like, what's wrong with you people? And starts yelling at them. Reagan, the mastermind, Phil Hartman is Reagan.
The Referee Pittman show is one of my most underrated ones. John Goodman as Referee Pittman.
It's a talk show and all the people in the audience are like, hey, Referee Pittman, how do you shove your head up your ass? Is it like, do you have to bend up? And it's just, they're just making referee jokes. Chippendale sketch with Chris Farley, comedy killers, which was like Jeopardy, but with comedy killers.
And then the final answer ends up being the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand. Incredible.
Unfrozen caveman lawyer, dysfunctional family feud, trivial psychic, Farley the first time he did Matt Foley, Nick Cage and Tiny Elvis, Wake Up and Smile, which I mentioned earlier. Night at the Roxbury with Jim Carrey, which was just unbelievable because they had done the sketch a couple times and then he came in and just physically was somehow outshone both of those guys.
election night 2016 I don't have a lot of ones from the last 10 years just because you got to age with those but election day

2016 with Chappelle

whenever in the party is talking about how this is the worst thing that ever happened and Chappelle's doing Chappelle stuff. Great.
And then Bargazzi's Washington Dream thing was really good. And they've done two of those.
But that was, I think, of the last five years, probably one of the greats. and then the only other one I forgot to mention was the Joe Montana one sincere guys do and Joe Montana is the biggest star in football and he's on there and you can hear his thoughts and his thoughts were I'm gonna go upstairs and masturbate and it just was like shocking here Joe Montana say that so uh that would be my episodes and then just for the hell of it, musical acts.

Best musical performance ever, Stevie Wonder Overjoyed.

Second best.

Paul Simon when he sang The Boxer right after 9-11.

Really great.

I think one of the best moments in the history of the show

with all the New York firefighters standing there and Giuliani.

It's really special.

Queens of the Stone Age,

when they played Little Sister in 2002

and Farrell came out and did the cowbell.

Amazing.

You two did I Will Follow

at the end of an SNL episode in 04

and ended up like kind of,

they broke the fourth wall

and kind of went in the audience.

That was amazing.

The busboy is saying,

boys are back in town in 1983,

right at Eddie's apex.

Eddie just went out and sang it with them and it felt like a moment. Run DMC, Walk This Way, 1986.
White Stripes, Dead Leaves in 2002, which is just like Jack White and Meg White at their fucking Apex. It's awesome.
Billy Joel sang Miami, 2017 and 1981. It's really good.
Nirvana, Teen Spirit, 1992. Blues Brothers, Soul Man, 1978.
Really fun to watch though. Outkast sang Mrs.
Jackson in 2002. Pearl Jam Porch in 1992.
You know I love that. You know I love Porch and Pearl Jam.
Hole was awesome. They sang Violet in 1994.
I would encourage you to find any of these, by the way. Billie Eilish, Bad Guy 2019, visually was amazing.
Cannon Crow sang Round Here in 1994. And it was their first song, not their second one.
And they crushed it. And it basically made them a hit band, which is the power of that show.
If you crushed SNL, your albums took off.

Sinead O'Connor,

Last Day, 1990.

Last Day of Our Acquaintance, 1990.

The Prince song that was actually her song.

And she's incredible in that.

And then two years later,

comes back and does the Pope thing

and almost commits a career suicide.

Although now,

I think it's played out better for her. Kendrick in 2014 sang I, and it's great.
Bowie did The Man Who Ruled the World in 1979, which was I think one of the coolest visual ones. Eminem and Dre sang still in 1999, and it's awesome.
And then the last one I would recommend if you want to go look up any of these is Stevie Nicks, Stand Back in 1983, because there's some guy that is dancing during the performance. You'll know it when you see it.
It's a moment unlike anything ever in the show. And also it's a really good song.
So that's what I got. Those are all my SNL thoughts.
I can't wait to watch SNL 50. If you want to read what I thought about SNL 40, it's in the Grantland archives actually from 10 years ago.
But that's it. Those are all my thoughts.
I word dumped them out to you on the pod and on the YouTube. You can watch me actually stumble through this.
So there you go. All right, that's it for the podcast.
Thanks to Rob Mahoney. Thanks to Kyle and Saruti and Gahau as well.
Don't forget Prestige TV podcast this weekend,

White Lotus, Sunday night, me and Joanna and Mallory are going to be breaking all of it down.

New Rewatchable is coming on Monday, Wayne's World. And that will be the first video podcast

on Spotify. Very excited about that.
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