This weeks podcast will be a day late

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As you know, I've been on tour over in England and Scotland.

I just got back.

I thought I was going to get back into into my studio with enough time to record an episode for this week.

But that's not the case.

I was literally gigging, then traveling between gigs, very little time in hotels.

I brought recording equipment with me, but I didn't have time to set it up.

Now I am back in my studio.

I'm in my studio right now.

But the thing is...

It's late and I haven't rested at all.

And if I was to try and do a podcast right now I don't think I'd be able to do the work justice.

I'd much rather record the podcast tomorrow after a night's sleep so that I can deliver something that I can that I can stand over and that I enjoy and that I'm passionate about and something that you'll enjoy listening rather than taking the piss.

So this is the first time that this has happened in eight years.

of this podcast in eight years i've managed to deliver it every single fucking wednesday without fail but you will be getting a podcast this week and

I've got some wonderful hot takes about yogurts

and that's the reason like

I know what the podcast is going to be about you know last week I said that I was struggling with burnout and what I was doing to to help myself with that was

focusing on things that that bring me joy and research brings me joy especially I went down a lovely a lovely hot take rabbit hole about about yogurts and I want to give the subject the if I've got a good hot take I want to deliver it with passion and clarity and criticality not

you only get one one shot at a good fucking hot take if I try to deliver it while I'm I'm tired

I leave out I leave something crucial out I'll miss some little detail and I'll kick myself because I'll be like there was the fucking chance there was the yogurt podcast you missed the opportunity you didn't mention that you didn't mention that that's what will happen if I'm tired so I'm gonna give it an extra day I'm gonna sleep and I'm gonna go at it tomorrow with fresh eyes and with enthusiasm and give ye a podcast that I can stand over that I that I I want to enjoy doing it I want to enjoy doing it and I want ye to enjoy listening to it if you're disappointed that your Wednesday routine has been interrupted,

there's 400 and something fucking podcasts.

There's 400 and something.

Even the most seasoned Cuiva and temporary Declan, there's no way you've listened to all of them.

And if you have,

I can't even remember fucking podcasts that I've recorded.

I genuinely...

I've made 400 and something fucking...

How many is it?

It's near, it's 480 or something.

I can't even tell the difference between

was that an entire podcast I recorded or was that a dream that I had or was that a conversation that I had with a stranger

or

was that a podcast that I haven't recorded yet?

So that's where I'm at and I'm fucking writing the things.

So go go through the the back catalogue today

and you'll find something.

And then tomorrow,

I've done very solid research on yogurts.

I went fucking tarbo autism with it and made some

connections that

require me to be cognizant and awake and full of energy and filled with joy and happiness and not

thinking about my wonderful bed.

There's a fly in my bedroom.

One of those ones that...

Those fucking Conti flies.

The ones that

they land on your skin for the laugh.

They're looking for salt or something.

So I'm gonna have to deal with him and leave the door open.

With my sincerest apologies, this is the first time it's happened in eight years.

You are getting a podcast.

You're gonna get it tomorrow.

And I'm making this choice for the right reasons.

And the reason is I'll deliver a better podcast tomorrow rather than doing it now.

When I've been traveling all day and I'm really tired.

Alright, God bless.

Rubber a dog.

I'm not going to kill that fly as well, by the way, just in case you're thinking I'm going to kill the fly.

I'm not going to open the door and let him out to do his fly business.

I'm not.

That'd

fuck up my sleep.

You can't kill a fly and then head off to sleep.

I dream about being in a fly's version of hell.

Which ironically would be the opposite of human hell because flies like

being on dog shit.

That's what they enjoy.

So, a fly's hell would probably be spending time on something clean that doesn't smell.

That doesn't sound too bad, actually.

That sounds like my bed.

All right, um,

dog bless,

wink at a swan,

genuflect to a worm.

I'm gonna show up tomorrow with a no podcast, and thank you so much for your patience.

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