Conservatives, Stop Making it Weird | Episode 56

Dildos are flying, the right needs to learn how to win, the left needs to learn how to lose, and everybody needs to stop calling everything they disagree with essentially Hitler.

Guys, who knew that all the WNBA needed in order to get their ratings up was dicks, specifically dildos?

And yes, you heard that correctly.

We're going to get into all of that today.

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Over the last week, if you have spent any time on social media, I'm sure you've seen this, but over the last week, lime green sex toys have been thrown onto the court at at least seven WNBA basketball games.

And the players and the coaches, of course, you know, they are blaming the patriarchy and it's become very, very serious and intense, even though everybody is just basically laughing about it online.

You can see here what's happening.

Literally, lime green dildos.

It looks like something out of Shrek.

I don't even know how they are getting these into the stadiums, but they are being thrown.

Anyway, the headlines and the posts that have come out of this scandal are truly hilarious.

Like, read this one.

This headline reads,

mean green.

WNBA players are fighting for their rights.

Don't make them dodge dildos.

Yeah, don't make them dodge dildos as well as they fight for their rights to be paid more than they're worth.

That's really what's happening.

They're calling it fighting for their rights.

I didn't know that rights meant being paid more than you bring into a business.

I didn't know that your rights meant let me bankrupt a business more than it already is because the NBA literally has to subsidize the WNBA.

Ladies, those are not your rights.

It is a privilege to be able to bankrupt a company.

I hope you know that.

Anyway, Sophie Cunningham, who is a well-known player, she is also the only player to have ever defended Caitlin Clark.

She constantly stands up for Caitlin.

She is also the only player so far to make jokes about this entire situation.

This is what she said on a recent podcast.

My mom, she goes, instead of like my good luck type, she goes, watch out for flying dildos tonight.

And then

the other one said, did you really just post the dildo tweet?

It got some legs.

And she goes, it's funny.

A lot of others think so too.

Did you see the dildo hit the court?

I was like, I never thought that I'd be talking about this with Mama P.

So Sophie Cunningham has the right way to go about it.

She's laughing about it.

She's making jokes with her family.

She, along with the rest of the internet at this point, this tweet from Greg, this guy said, breaking mysterious shadow appears above the WNBA arena just hours before tip-off.

There have also been a million different tweets and memes.

You know, they they imposed a no-bag policy, which somehow did not deter anyone.

They thought that that would stop dildos from coming in.

So obviously people were posting memes about the other ways that they would be smuggling dildos into the stadiums.

If you catch my drift, and somehow they did.

Somehow another dildo ended up on the court after this was imposed.

You can also now bet on what color dildo will be thrown onto the court.

And the betting volume has skyrocketed for the WNBA.

Polymarket Sports said breaking WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game.

I mean, listen, ladies, beggars can't be choosers.

You wanted people to focus on your sport.

So the world got, God gave you Caitlin Clark.

And they're like, here you go, everybody.

This is a gift to you.

And you screwed it up.

You, you know, you make fun of her, you mock her, you basically like shove her and attack her while you're playing the game.

And then God was like, all right, here you go.

Dildos.

Everybody will want to bet on your sport.

Everybody's going to be talking about you.

And Sophie Cunningham is the only person that is handling the entire situation right.

You have all of these eyes on you.

Everybody is laughing.

It's fun.

Your ratings are now higher.

So WMBA, use this as a lesson.

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But also, I was thinking about this, like all of these ladies, you know, you have the coaches.

They're going out there doing these press conferences.

They're getting all angry and heated.

They're blaming the men.

They're, you know, they're blaming culture and society for mocking them.

Like, this is the time to go in and ask for a raise.

Everybody's watching you.

Everybody is betting on your games.

This is the time.

And you are screwing it up.

But anyway, that is just my advice.

But in all seriousness, even though I do think that they should just brush it off and laugh it off if they actually want it to stop, like if I were them, I would probably be upset too.

Like, it's kind of dangerous.

Nobody wants to be trying to just do their jobs and have dildos flying at their heads.

I can't believe that that is a sentence that actually like came out of my mouth right now.

But that's true.

Like, it's, it's just ridiculous.

It's not funny to them, I'm sure, but really you just need to brush it off.

But like making a huge moralistic deal out of this is only going to make it continue, especially with the way that the internet works.

Sometimes you just have to take a joke and you have to let it go, which is something that I'm so sorry, but conservatives also need to learn how to do.

We need to learn how to know when we're ahead and just let it go.

Now, I last week I was saying that I was going to rip in everybody.

I was saying, you know, I'm too pregnant for this.

Like nobody is going to escape my wrath.

That is happening again today.

And this might be controversial.

I don't care.

Everybody needs to hear it.

Somebody needs to say it.

But the right needs to learn how to win.

Actually, my first ever episode that we did on the Brad Cooper show, I was calling out the right and saying, like, we were ahead and you all now are fighting and you are screwing it up.

This is basically the same thing.

Like,

we won on the Sydney Sweeney issue.

on the Sydney Sweeney ad.

You know, she did not make any statement.

She didn't come out and, you know, speak out against, you know, American Eagle or the ad or apologize for it.

She didn't make some statement about Trump.

American Eagle did not do that either.

They instead leaned in and they said, sorry, we don't care if you don't like our ad, but she's got great genes, more ways than one.

And so we're going to lean in.

They have now released more ads like the woke left, whatever you want to call it, the progressives, the people who were screaming online, they were dominated.

Their screeches about this being fascism and racist dog whistles and basically Nazism, they were defeated.

And we know that they were defeated because after all of that happened and after Sydney did not make a statement and after American Eagle leaned in, the left then tried to spin it to say that we made up their outrage, that actually they weren't outraged at all.

It was totally fine.

We were the ones who started it.

Like that's how you know that we came out on top.

This is what the New York Times published.

They said, in reality, most progressives weren't worked up much at all.

No, they weren't worked up at all.

Criticism of the the ad campaign had come almost entirely from a smattering of accounts with relatively few followers, according to an analysis of social media data by the New York Times.

Oh, yes, very serious.

Thank you, New York Times.

Conversation about the ad did not escalate online or in traditional media until days later, after right-leaning influencers, broadcasters, and politicians began criticizing what they described as a wave of progressive outrage.

In fact, by the time that right-wing users were in an uproar, only a few thousand posts on X mentioned mentioned Miss Sweeney, according to data by Tweetbinder, a social media analytics company.

Fewer than 10% of those expressed clear criticism of the actress or the ad, according to the analysis by The Times.

Guys,

maybe you were analyzing X.

You obviously were not on TikTok.

You did not open up that app and literally see videos with millions upon millions of views.

All of the videos that we showed on the show that were reposted on X where people were literally saying that Sidney Sweeney and American Eagle, that they were Nazis, obviously, obviously, and that everything that she was doing was a racist dog whistle.

Like, did you not see the videos?

Like, I'm sorry, like, did you, or did you not see Good Morning America where a literal college professor was likening the ad to eugenics?

Like, that is how you know that it was your outrage when a college professor is on Good Morning America, parroting those talking points.

Like, you are trying to cover your tracks.

I understand, but we won.

That's a good thing.

Like, because that was ridiculous.

The criticism was completely unfounded.

It was completely ridiculous.

We won.

We should all move on, you know, take the dub.

However,

because it's the right, we just could not let it go.

We had to keep pushing this win in the weirdest possible ways.

Like, people online, on the right, are straight up lying and exaggerating purely for clicks and engagements.

They're going back and they are finding old ads with Sidney Sweeney and they're acting as if they're new.

Like, this person said that this ad was a liberal trigger.

He said, uh, liberal trigger, another Sidney Sweeney ad just dropped.

And he posted this, you know, two days ago.

Yashar Ali responded and said, this came out in June and liberals had nothing to say about it.

And the guy, Gunther, responded and said, cry more.

Okay, your response to being fact-checked about something that is totally legitimate and reasonable is cry more.

Great.

That makes us all look fantastic.

And Yashar is correct.

This was an ad.

What is this one for?

Was it for Baskin-Robbins?

It did come out over a month ago.

We We did not even talk about it.

No, like I did, I did not register it.

I never saw it on my social media.

People were not crying about it.

There was nothing in this ad to be upset about at all.

Nobody said anything.

This is not some liberal trigger.

And he's simply saying, this did not come out.

This is not factual.

And your response is cry more.

Again, real, real mature, does not make us look great at all.

Another example was this post that has now wrecked up almost 3 million views.

Take a watch.

My jeans tell me I'm a man.

My jeans tell me I'm a woman?

They tell me I'm relaxed.

That I'm skinny.

A child.

Yo, you don't know me, jeans.

I'm not a style.

I'm not a size.

That's not me.

I am not a child.

I'm me.

I'm unique.

I'm whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

I'm whoa.

So,

why aren't my jeans?

Now they are.

Okay, so what you just watched is an objectively funny SNL skit from seven years ago.

Seven years.

Back when comedians were still making fun of progressives, when things were not as serious, when somebody making a joke about jeans and jeans was not world ending in a dog whistle of racism and fascism seven years ago.

And yet the account that posted that video that I pulled that clip from was saying, ha ha ha, look, SNL is even, you know, saying how ridiculous this is.

We've won.

Everybody's criticizing woke seven years ago.

Yes, the ad or the skit is relevant.

Yes, it is funny.

We should definitely play it in conjunction with this and say, ha, you know,

look at how things have changed over the last seven years.

That would be a totally plausible thing to post and talk about.

That would be very relevant.

But to try to convince people that SNL is doing a skit in response to Sidney Sweeney's way of saying, yeah, we won.

The libs are so outraged.

No, no, it's just ridiculous.

Like, SNL is not responding to the controversy and I'm sorry, conservative X, but neither are the sororities.

The sororities are not responding.

And yet people on X on the right are now tacking this whole Sidney Sweeney controversy on the things that sororities have been doing for years.

So.

If you don't know, in sorority culture in the United States, there is something that is called rush.

And that is how you get into the sorority.

And that happens like the week that school starts or the week leading up to when school starts at universities.

You go through, you interview with all the sororities.

There's different themes, there's parties, there's all this stuff.

And on bid day,

they do a whole big party and they make videos.

They post them on social media.

Everybody's dressing up.

That has been happening for years.

But it made its way to social media back in 2021 when something called Rush Talk was created.

And Rush Talk is like Rush TikTok, basically.

And this all blew up when girls were documenting their experiences going through, you know, the bidding process and the rush process.

And then sororities basically just blew up in a huge way on social media.

And so these parties that they would do and these videos got bigger and bigger and more elaborate over the last few years.

So again, this is something that has been happening for years on a broad scale, but in terms of what they're posting on social media, this has been going on since 2021.

They do these fun dances, they make videos, they have themed parties, it's a whole thing.

And basically every August, these videos go viral and everybody talks about them.

But this year, the right has decided that these things that have been happening since 2021 and before are actually sororities responding to the Sidney Sweeney controversy and saying that woke is dead.

I saw an account post this video with the caption, breaking.

Sorority at the University of Alabama is going viral for wearing jeans in their latest recruiting video.

Sidney Sweeney has opened the door for women across America to celebrate pure American beauty.

Jeans.

She's opened the door for women across America to wear jeans.

Are you kidding me?

That same account posted another one of these videos and said, American women in jeans is back.

Oh yeah, me sitting on this couch, nine months pregnant, in my stretchy jeans.

Thank you, Sidney Sweeney.

I have not worn jeans until this moment.

That is so true.

Another account posted a similar video and said, America is back and the Democrats hate it.

They hate these sorority girls.

Another like MAGA account said, breaking.

This sorority recruitment video was going viral after liberal women lashed out.

What do you notice?

I'm sorry.

There are a lot of things that progressives lash out about online.

There are a lot of things that get liberals, you know, get their panties in a bunch.

We talk about them on the show all the time, but we have to be honest.

We can't just attack them for no reason.

They're not getting upset.

about the sorority videos.

I don't even think they care.

Truth be told, I'm sure that there are a lot of liberal women in these videos because they are young women at universities, which means that they are in the demographic that is the most left-leaning demographic basically in the history of the world, I think, but certainly in the history of this country.

And right now, young women, especially college-educated young women, are the most left-leaning demographic.

Like liberals, they are not upset about these videos.

And these videos are not in response to Sidney Sweeney.

Now,

this one really gets to me though, this last one that I'm going to show you, because these girls in this video, they go to UT, which not Texas, because I live in Tennessee, so University of Tennessee, they're Vols.

And just let's play this video, Max.

Of course, they are wearing like cowboy boots and denim.

The caption read like, they're back.

Can you believe it?

Sidney Sweeney did this.

They live in Tennessee.

They're in Knoxville.

Half of these girls wear denim skirts and cowboy boots all the time.

You walk out in Nashville.

You go out on Broadway.

This is the uniform.

That was the uniform before Sidney Sweeney.

Like what we should actually be talking about when we watch these videos is not what they're wearing or, you know, how Sydney Sweeney changed their mind.

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Okay,

moving on from this, because I still have things to be angry about.

I'm not done yet.

These tweets, guys, they have millions upon millions of views and they're coming from these accounts that post like mega and like right-wing news and updates a lot of them are coming from the same original account and then other people are reposting them with their own captions that are very similar as you saw like breaking news liberal trigger all of these things again millions upon millions of views some of them had upwards of seven million on just one video But like I said, this is not a new thing for sororities.

They have been making videos like this for years.

They have been, you know, using this as a way to get girls excited about rushing their sorority.

And also, just to make it even more, just to show you you how ridiculous this is, I was in a sorority, as you know, for like two years.

They tell you what the theme is for Rush at least six months in advance.

Like you know before you leave school, the spring beforehand, what you need to be buying for that fall.

They say, okay, hey, the theme is Candyland.

That was the theme for one of my year.

So everybody, you know, get these types of things.

The shirts are going to look like this.

Make sure you have like a tutu, something like that.

We're going to have sparkles.

Everybody order these things so that they are ready by August 15th or whatever day it is.

Like this is, this was not a response to Sydney, Sweeney.

This was not sororities going, yes, let's own the libs by all wearing denim.

No, the reason why they're wearing denim is because Coastal Cowgirl is trending and homesteading is trending.

Like all of that stuff is a trend.

That is the reason why they're doing that.

I'm sorry to tell that to the right, but it is not because we won and woke is dead.

And it's just so strange and hypocritical that all of these right-wing accounts are posting this and celebrating this and saying how amazing this is because need I remind you that just last summer these same accounts these right-wingers they had an absolute canip shit they had a meltdown over sorority girls doing a Mardi Gras dance and posting it online just watch

So this was a video.

I don't even remember what school this was from, but these were a bunch of sorority girls.

They were going to Mardi Gras.

They're all wearing their cute little outfits.

They're dancing at a gas station.

There's like frat guys around.

It might have been a couple of different sororities.

Anyway, this was the video.

It got like 60,000 likes on TikTok, but somehow it made its way to X and it became the biggest controversy last August.

Like people were saying that these girls were the epitome of the fall of the West.

Read this tweet.

This guy said, why don't men want Western women?

And then posted this video as the answer to that Girls, 18-year-old girls dancing, fully clothed, having fun.

I mean, there were entire podcast episodes, entire videos posted on YouTube about how this was so detrimental, how this was the result of wokeness and feminism.

They were like zooming in on these girls' stomachs, being like, Look, I see her midriff.

That girl was wearing full-length pants and a vest.

This is not the fall of the West.

This is an example.

My friend, my beautiful online, Morgan is a Wizard.

She posted this last year and she said, what's wrong with women dancing at Mardi Gras?

That's just a normal question.

And this guy responds and says, because they will turn out to be future hoes and single mamas.

And she responds and goes, because they danced?

Like, seriously?

Like,

that was what we were going to get upset about in August of 2024.

When everything with the election was happening, when Kamala was running the shortest campaign of all time, when we had brat summer going on, what conservatives really wanted to get upset about was 18-year-old girls having fun at Mardi Gras.

And it's just hypocritical because that is everybody, like you saw, everybody was so upset about it, millions and millions of views.

But now that sorority girls dancing in jeans fits your narrative, now it's appropriate.

Now it's actually something that we should celebrate.

It's acceptable and it's evidence that woke is actually dead when last year those same videos, very similar videos, were what we needed to defeat.

Like guys, it's just, it doesn't make sense.

Like when people mock us, when they make fun of us and they say, look how ridiculous these white workers are, that is why.

That is why, like, we look stupid, we look hypocritical.

Like, the world has moved on from that issue, from the Sydney Sweeney issue.

Sydney has moved on.

American Eagle has moved on.

So we all.

We just need to move on.

We need to take the win, move on gracefully, and keep doing things that are productive and good for our culture and good for our society.

And yes, the left needs to hear that too, because I know I just spent 20 minutes ripping into my own tea, my own party.

But you guys also need to hear it too, because obviously calling Sydney and her ad Nazism did not work.

It made you look utterly ridiculous.

You had to backtrack.

But apparently you have not learned your lesson because you are doing the same exact thing to Greg Guttfeldt and Jimmy Fallon.

And you're doing this because Jimmy Fallon had the audacity to kiss the right wing ring and bring Greg Guttfeld onto his show.

That was a mouthful.

I can't believe I just tried to say that.

Anyway, most of the backlash online seems to center around this headline.

This is from, I think it's from the Daily Beast.

Jimmy Fallon fawns all over MAGA late night host Greg Guttfeld in softball chat.

The interview was Guttfeld's first appearance on a network late night program, which is an ironic subheader because Greg Guttfeld has a network late night program.

That is bigger than every other late night show.

Like he dominates.

He is number one in the ratings, number one in the charts.

Everybody watches Greg Guttfeld.

That is the reason why, you know, Colbert is getting canceled.

The ratings are bad.

Late night shows, they are falling off.

They're getting, you know, one to two million views.

And I think Greg Guttfeld on Fox is racking in like more than 5 million a night.

But yes, this is, this is his first appearance on a late night program.

Anyway, here are a few of the tweets and the posts that are about this appearance.

This guy said, this is on, I think this was, this one was on Blue Sky.

Yeah.

This guy said, Jimmy Fallon is a Nazi worm because he had somebody who his audience probably disagrees with on his show.

Got it.

Another one said, Jimmy Fallon, longtime notorious coddler of fascists.

And then this was my personal favorite because he really never knew where it was going.

This person said, Jimmy Fallon has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair and should be first against the wall.

So because Jimmy Fallon had Greg Gudfeld on his show,

He should be assassinated.

He should be up against the firing squad, first one up against the wall.

I mean, like, guys, this is ridiculous.

You are hysterical.

I know I just said, you know, why the right can't be taken seriously sometimes.

This is why you guys also can't be taken seriously because this is genuinely absurd.

And this is also a perfect example of why you should probably read an article before you start tweeting about it and calling somebody a Nazi, because as the author literally admits, Jimmy Fallon on his show always does softball interviews.

The softball approach from Fallon was hardly expected.

The host has always adopted a largely apolitical approach to his late night commentary.

Guys, it is late night and it's Jimmy Fallon.

He's the one who tossed Donald Trump's hair.

He does funny games.

He does skits.

He like tap dances.

Like what, what did you expect?

Like 60 minutes?

No, it's late night.

And I know that I'm saying that and you're probably going, well, Brett, a lot of those late night shows have become very, very political and angry.

I mean, think about Stephen Colbert doing his like vaccine dance, John Oliver being angry about everything, Jon Stewart basically looking like his head is on fire every single time he sits down behind the desk.

But for Jimmy Fallon, even though obviously he is on the left and he makes political comments, he has always kind of had this air of, you know, you know, he's funny, it's silly, it's like a little apolitical.

It's not as aggressive as the other hosts.

Like this, if Guttfeld was going to go, if any conservative was going to go on any late-night show, it was going to be Jimmy Fallon because of his style.

Like read the article.

Read the room.

And also,

this is where it just gets even more ridiculous.

It wasn't just Fallon that they were calling a fascist Nazi, of course.

It was also Guttfeld.

Because why would they stop with one?

Here's one of these comments.

I see Jimmy Fallon hasn't learned crap when he had Trump on his show, because how the F did you think inviting a man who was proud to be a Nazi on your show and you're laughing at his jokes was a good idea?

Cameron Kasky said, having self-proclaimed Nazi Greg Guttfeld on is pretty spineless and pathetic.

Self-proclaimed Nazi.

Guys, I need to show you the reason why they're saying that Greg Guttfeld is a self-proclaimed Nazi.

It's because he recently made a joke on Fox News, a very relevant joke that maybe you guys should actually listen to and learn from.

Here, take a watch.

This is why the criticism doesn't matter to us.

When you call us Nazis, Nazi this, Nazi that,

you know, I'm beginning to think they don't like us.

You know what?

I've said this before.

We need to learn from the blacks.

The way they were able to remove the power from the N-word by using it.

So from now on, it's what up, my Nazi?

Hey, what up, my Nazi?

Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?

So that, guys, right there.

That is why Greg Guttfeld is a self-proclaimed Nazi, why he is so proud to be that.

Because he simply made a funny yet very biting comment about the way that words hold power.

That's really what he was trying to say there on that segment.

Because people throw the word Nazi around like it means nothing.

Like it has no historical context.

Like it can just be used in any which way.

Anything that they don't like or disagree with gets that label.

And also, I'm sorry, the right does that as well.

Guttfeld was acknowledging that fact and he was also acknowledging how in the past African Americans took a slur and removed its power by adopting it.

Like that is all he was trying to say.

This was not him claiming to be some kind of fascist.

It was not him claiming and being very proud to be a Nazi no.

It was him criticizing and mocking your use of that word and showing how ridiculous it is and making a joke about how we could end all of this by, you know, being funny about it and adopting it.

It was a joke.

It was a joke.

Like, I'm sorry, can you not, like, are you dumb?

Can you not take it?

Probably.

They probably are dumb.

We know what they post online, but I don't think that they are as dumb as this lady.

This is the final thing that I want you guys to watch today.

This video came across my timeline.

And I know we've talked about a lot of ridiculous things today.

We've talked about some really terrible takes, but I wanted to end the show with what I think is the absolute worst one.

And this is a long clip.

And you might be going, Brett, why are you showing us this entire thing?

It's because it gets better, because it gets more and more unhinged as it goes.

Just take a watch.

I've had it with

white people that triple Trumped,

that have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant, a Chinese restaurant.

an Indian restaurant, go to perhaps their gay hairdresser.

I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but cracker barrel.

And if you want to triple Trump and you want to browbeat DEI and you want to browbeat gay people and you want to browbeat black people as you've been doing for 400 years and you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses earnestly pay their taxes you want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this shit when the felon is the teeny weeny mushroom cock piece of shit Kenkel's McTaco tits, at the top of the ticket.

I have fucking had it from top to bottom.

White people that triple Trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism.

Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant, get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel, because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny weeny, pink arm, big gut around.

Nobody wants to see that shit.

No one.

I mean, it just, it just keeps getting better.

I realized as we got into that that I should have put a language disclaimer at the top, like we talked about last week, because people watch with their kids.

So I'm so sorry if your kids had to listen to the first part of that before you caught on and realized what this woman was saying.

Oh my God, that entire video, it is just so perfect.

Like there are so many things that you can rip into there.

Like the fact that she's, that she calls us triple Trumpers, the people who like triple dipped with Trump, saying that we have been been around for 400 years trying to set everybody back.

Oh, yeah, Trump supporters have definitely been around for 400 years.

We've all been, we're all just zombies now, lady.

But it's just the whole idea, the entire premise, like you want us to boycott all of these businesses and that will help them how?

Like that's going to make their lives better.

Like we will stay fed on Cracker Barrel.

Cracker Barrel has a great menu.

Unfortunately, they've been modernized.

I don't know if you guys have seen the new updated Cracker Barrel restaurants.

They look horrifying.

They look cold.

They look like they are the inside of some kind of weird hospital, but they still have good food.

We would be totally fine.

We would be fed.

We would be happy.

We'd be getting the fun little candies.

And the other businesses, the ones that you're telling us that we should not go to and spend our money at, they would suffer.

They would lose customers because half of the country would not be supporting them.

Because you assume that we dislike them.

Also, it's incredibly offensive, in my opinion, that you're saying that the Mexican restaurants, the people who own the Chinese restaurants, that they are all illegal immigrants.

Like, do you not know how it works?

Like, the people who started the Chinese restaurants, the people who run the Mexican restaurants around the corner from my house, they are here legally.

They are trying to build a business.

They are trying to support their family.

Obviously, we are going to support that.

That is the American dream.

We support small businesses.

We want them to have customers.

We want people to come here legally and be able to find success and support their family and be safe.

That is not something that we are against.

Yet in your little pea brain, where everything is about, you know, being a bigot or being racist, everything has to be this ism.

whatever it may be, you can't distinguish between that.

And also, like, using her own framework, because what she's basically saying is that because of the way that we voted, we must hate those marginalized groups.

We must hate the gay hairdressers and the owners of the Chinese restaurants, like just because of the way that we voted.

So using her framework that she just laid out, I'm going to assume based on the way that she is voting, that she probably hates straight white men, that she does not like conservatives, that she probably doesn't like Christians.

And so based on the argument that she just laid out, she shouldn't be able to support any of those businesses.

She shouldn't be able to support businesses that are owned by Christians or conservatives.

She should not be able to use or benefit from anything that a white, straight man has ever created.

So I'm sorry, lady, but I guess you can't drive anywhere because we know who created the cars.

Oh, also, but you can't walk anywhere because the Romans created the sidewalks.

Those were white men.

Oh, guess you can't do that.

Guess you can't go to any business that is owned by somebody of faith because based on the way you voted, obviously I'm assuming that you just hate them.

Like, do you hear how absurd and ridiculous that is?

Like, it all, none of this makes sense.

It is just fueled by your flat out hatred and anger over people who disagree with you.

Like, you heard the ending of her clip where she was basically just using using every single disgusting piece of language she could to describe people that she does not like.

She has this image of people on the right in her mind.

And it's just grotesque.

It genuinely is so grotesque.

And also she's like the perfect example of the modern left.

Like because the modern left now is the party of Gen X and boomers.

Like that's what she got.

I'm sorry, like Gen Z progressives, but you're fighting warriors.

They are women like her.

They are the Gen X wine moms.

They are the boomers that are out in their taco costumes on the side of the road at the no kings protests.

Like, that's who's got your back.

And that, unfortunately, is very embarrassing.

And I think a lot of young people are looking around and they're seeing videos like this.

They're probably seeing a lot of the Sidney Sweeney things and they're going, oh yeah, I do not want to be a part of this at all because this is so unhinged and it is so embarrassing.

And that is why so many people are leaving the left and they are coming to the right.

And I'm sure that it is tentative.

I'm sure that a lot of it is a rejection from what they have been experiencing, but you've caused it.

You have to take responsibility for it.

You have to know when you have lost and why you have lost, just like we need to freaking learn how to win.

So basically, everybody needs to get their crap together.

Everybody needs to run their posts by me before you put them on X because everybody is unhinged.

And I think that I know everything.

That's basically how I feel at nine months pregnant.

I'm like, everybody needs to just shut up, but also I'm kind of enjoying it because it means I get great content for these last couple of weeks that I'll be doing the show.

So, anyway, that is how I'm feeling today.

I hope you guys enjoyed the rant.

Stay calm, go touch grass, don't post ridiculous things online.

And I'll see you on Thursday.

Bye, guys.