Elon SLAMS Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” & Michelle Needs To Stop Podcasting | Episode 36

Guys, Scooter Bronze Company just got raided in Korea.

Trump and Elon might be getting divorced before Michelle and Barack, and there is one plastic surgery trend that everyone is going after.

All right, guys, I was literally walking up to the studio to record this episode when my publicist called me and said, oh my god, Brett, have you seen the news?

Scuda Bronze Company just got raided by the feds in Korea.

I had not.

I quickly ran to TMZ.

And yes, it is true.

Hive is being investigated.

One of their executives is being investigated for insider trading.

Now, this is all I know as of now.

I can go more in depth on that on Thursday in our episode.

Maybe I'll get some more information.

I'll call up some friends, see what I can dig up.

But the one thing that I will say that is very interesting is that as all of this Justin Bieber Scooter Braun scandal information has been coming out, somebody has been very active.

active on social media defending himself, and that would be Scooter Braun, specifically in the comments section of Ian Carroll and Candace Owens.

And that is because Ian Carroll was specifically talking about the business dealings of his company Hype.

And he was very defensive in the comment section, saying Ian did not know what he was talking about.

There was nothing nefarious.

He has no idea about the music industry or business in general.

And then two weeks later...

His company gets raided.

So that's just interesting food for thought.

We will dig into that on Thursday.

Do not worry.

But for now, we need to talk about Michelle Obama once again, because she just can't stop podcasting.

She's kind of like Megan Markle where she is just failing upwards.

Nobody is watching her podcast and yet every week they sit down, they record an interview, and the only people who watch it are people like me who see clips on X and just want to make fun of it.

And that is what we are going to do today.

I kind of want her to stop podcasting because it's so bad, but selfishly, it just gives us such great content.

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This clip from her most recent episode, I just need you to watch it.

I don't even have words for it because it simply does not make sense.

She is trying to make an argument for the pro-choice movement, and it is the most insane, word-salad, confusing mess I have ever heard.

Just take a listen.

So many men have no idea about what women go through, right?

It's It's all about we haven't been researched, we haven't been considered, and it still affects the way a lot of male lawmakers, a lot of male politicians, a lot of male religious leaders think about the issue of choice as if it's just about the fetus, the baby, the...

But women's reproductive health is about our life, this whole complicated reproductive system that does the least of what it does is produce life.

It's a very important thing that it does.

Michelle, I am also struggling to understand how any of that is connected because you start off that statement.

You have one path that you're trying to go down.

You have to blame the men and the male lawmakers.

They don't understand us, so therefore they can't understand the issue of abortion.

They shouldn't be making decisions on behalf of our bodies.

And yet you yourself don't seem to understand that our reproductive systems as women, that we are literally designed to carry children.

Obviously, you don't have to carry children.

You can be a a woman without having children, but a woman's reproductive system, that is what it's for.

Obviously, it monitors our hormones, there are other, but it all goes back to our ability to carry a child.

And how is that connected then to the issue of choice and us not being researched enough?

And you are simultaneously saying, and this is what makes no sense to me, you are simultaneously saying that bearing children is the least important function of our reproductive system, and yet it's so sad because we haven't been researched enough.

So, when women are sick and they can't bear children, then that's a bad thing, we need to be researched more.

So, what I just don't even understand what this one-minute and three-second clip was actually about.

You didn't make any profound argument about anything, honestly.

It just seemed like a very ill-thought-out way for you to place the blame on men per usual, because that's kind of all you do.

And watching that clip made me think of a video that I just saw on X earlier this morning of a trans person breaking down because men don't want to date them because they can't have biological children.

This is a crazy video.

And I promise this goes back to Michelle Obama.

Just take a watch.

This is to all my trans women out there.

That

you know that we deserve love.

That we deserve

such a pure love because we love so hard.

And if you feel in your soul, we may not.

Be able to give you a fucking biological baby, but no matter what, no matter what, the love that we give to certain people in our lives will fulfill that more than fucking blood.

Cause you know why our community has proven that time and time again.

I don't need a man who is basing love of fucking science.

Oh, the audacity that a man wants to be with somebody who can bear a biological child.

That's not basing love on science to be a bigot or offend you.

That is just basing love on what somebody wants in their life and what they should be allowed to want.

You are allowed to have preferences.

You do not have to date somebody because of who society is currently victimizing at this moment.

Now, the reason why I wanted to play this video for you is because obviously this person is hysterically crying in their car.

So it seems like men actually do care about the reproductive system working or actually having a female reproductive system to begin with because producing life is kind of the whole point for both men and women.

That is the core function, Michelle, whether you like it or not.

And I actually think that this doll and Michelle Obama would actually get along really well considering the high opinions they have of themselves and what they bring to the table.

That whole part at the end of the video being like, you don't need a child because I, I will fulfill that.

That is like, that was a lot.

But it kind of sounded like something that Michelle might have said on this ridiculous podcast because this whole tirade about choice and women's reproductive health was not the only thing she chose to complain about in this episode.

It is apparently very difficult for her to be married to Brock.

Remember, they're not going to get divorced.

They're very happy.

She would let us know if they were unhappy.

That's what she said.

And here she is letting us know once again.

There was a line of people waiting to shake hands with our respective husbands, you know, people like reaching over our heads and spilling water on us, trying to get to these two, you know, illustrious men, you know.

And she didn't, she didn't, she had the same look on her face as I did.

Like, here we go.

I have never seen a more ungrateful, out-of-touch woman.

Seriously, like, Michelle, you married Barack Obama, who became the president.

You are telling a story about your husband greeting his fans.

At one point, this man was the most famous person in the world.

He was the president of the United States of America.

And you're sitting here rolling your eyes over Americans wanting to meet him.

You knew what you were getting into.

Obviously, you didn't choose to run, but he did.

This should be par for the course at this point.

And obviously, having a ton of people clamoring all over you and pouring water on you, trying to get to your husband, obviously that's not the most pleasant experience.

But to constantly, to consistently speak about this as if it is the worst experience in your life.

Oh my God.

It was just, come on, they want to see our husbands.

Yes, obviously they want to meet your husband.

They're not really interested in meeting you.

You aren't the president.

And I really think that all of this goes back to a general insecurity or jealousy over the fact that Brock is more famous than she is.

There was another clip on her podcast recently where she was talking about something similar, where she was like, I should be respected.

I have all of these things to say, and people aren't inviting me to speak.

It was something like that.

But per usual, there was no gratitude, no hope, no positivity whatsoever.

And speaking of that, as I was pulling these clips, I saw this incredible repost on X from a former fan of Michelle's, just hit the nail on the head perfectly.

This guy said, Michelle Obama needs to stop this podcast of hers.

She is destroying her brand.

The more that she speaks her truth, the more harm she does to herself.

I always thought she was smart, but I'm not so sure about that.

She hates everything, it seems.

She is not a happy, joyful person or fun.

No, she's not.

Like again, I keep saying this.

No wonder she and Barack are never seen together.

No wonder there are speculations that there is trouble in paradise when this is the person you have to wake up next to every single day.

Now, speaking of trouble in paradise, there seems like there's an even bigger breakup that is happening in the DC politico world, and that would be between Elon Musk and President Donald Trump.

Now, within minutes of me sitting down to write this episode last night, Elon announced via X that he was officially leaving the Trump administration.

Now, this was always supposed to be a temporary role, but guys, the timing of this is very suspicious.

So here was his announcement.

He posted this last night.

I'm filming this on Thursday, so this is on Wednesday night.

He said, as my scheduled time as a special government employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President Donald Trump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending.

The Doge mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.

Now, like I said, and like you pointed out in this tweet, Elon was never supposed to be a permanent figure in the Trump administration.

I think people hoped that he would be or assumed that he would be in some capacity, but they knew that, you know, he has SpaceX to get back to and run.

He has Tesla updates.

He's doing all the self-driving vans.

He has other things that he needs to be concerning himself with, but he was going to dedicate himself 100% to Doge for a certain amount of time.

And so he's saying in this tweet that that scheduled amount of time has now come to an end.

But interestingly, it comes exactly one day after he went on television and did a bombshell interview where he criticized President Trump's big, beautiful bill.

Just take a listen.

You know, I was like

disappointed to see the massive spending bowl, frankly.

which increases the budget deficit, not just decrease it, and undermines the work that the Doge team is doing.

I actually thought that when this Big Beautiful bill came along, I mean, like, everything he's done on Doge gets wiped out in the first year.

I think a bill

can be big or it can be beautiful.

But I don't know if it can be both.

My personal opinion.

And that really is the perfect way to say that.

And you can see that there is so much else that he wanted to say.

Like, in that entire interview, he's kind of holding himself back.

And that is not something that Elon Musk usually does.

He basically just like blurts out whatever he wants to say.

And in this interview, he's like, oh,

yeah, oh, unfortunately, that was not what I wanted to see.

And listen, in my opinion, Elon is not wrong about this.

Like the big, beautiful bill is supposed to be Trump's, you know, piece de resistance.

I can never pronounce that, so hopefully I pronounce it correctly, but he has basically shoved everything he wants to get done into this bill.

And everybody assumed that that would mean, you know, yes, getting the tax cuts, all of that.

But they didn't assume that it was going to increase our national deficit around $4 trillion, which is what it is slotted to do.

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So obviously, based on the premise of Doge, which is to reduce spending and cut back government bloat, Elon Musk is not going to be happy about this.

And his announcement that he was leaving the Trump administration came the day after this interview.

And Elon is not alone in his opposition to this bill.

A lot of Republicans are against it.

For example, this was Rand Paul's response to that video.

He said, Elon Musk is right.

The House's version of the One Beautiful bill would explode the debt by $4 trillion, undermining all the cuts Doge has made.

There is nothing beautiful about that.

And per usual, because I think he is the most principled politician in our government, Thomas Massey is also against it.

This is what he had to say.

This bill dramatically increases deficits in the near term, but promises our government will be fiscally responsible five years from now.

Where have we heard that before?

How do you bind a future Congress to these promises?

This bill is a debt bomb ticking.

Very soon, the government will be paying $16,000 of interest, interest alone per U.S.

family.

And what are we telling him?

Instead of taking care of that problem, we're going to give you a $1,600

tax break.

I mean, it's just so ridiculous.

Like, a lot of that should be common sense.

And unfortunately, Thomas Massey has gotten slammed for this opinion.

I mean, for the last month, he has basically been a public enemy number one in the Republican Party in D.C.

Trump has been going after him, unfortunately, which makes me so sad because because I love Trump, but I'm also like, I am a ride or die for Thomas Massey.

And because Massey has spoken out against this bill and said, hey, this is not doing what you promised the American people that we would do, Trump was like, no, we're going to primary you.

I mean, it's just so ridiculous.

And yes, obviously, the big, beautiful bill, it has some great things in it.

You know, it gets rid of tax on tips.

It is slimming down the Department of Education to basically nothing, which I obviously want to happen.

It prohibits taxpayer-funded sex changes for minors, removes 1.4 million illegal immigrants from Medicaid.

There are so many great things in there, but it still increases our deficit by $4 trillion.

We are not in an economic position to do that.

But even more importantly, we voted against that.

We gave the president a mandate saying, fix our economy, cut down government.

We want Elon Musk to go ahead doge and slash everything.

And it's been so funny to see the left screech and go, we didn't elect you.

We didn't, you might not have.

I certainly did.

I saw him campaigning.

I saw him jumping for joy on the Trump stage at all of those rallies.

I I was like, that is the guy I want.

I want him to cut all of this.

And none of it is being codified.

Instead, we are just spending more.

And so obviously, Elon is going to be upset.

He's going to speak out.

He's going to go, why am I even here?

Obviously, principled politicians like Thomas Massey are going to be against it, like Rand Paul, Ron Johnson.

And so many Americans who voted for Trump are going to feel the same way.

One guy on X put it perfectly and he said, one of the only policy items that Americans agree on, 78%, and Republicans even more so, 91%,

is that reducing deficit is a priority.

This bill expands the deficit.

I don't see how you can frame this as a conservative win.

Like, just because there are things inside of the bill that we want, that we desperately want, does not mean that the entire thing is a net positive.

Because right now, that might be exciting.

Right now, we might be getting what we want, but think about the impact of this in five years, in 10 years.

You cannot judge a policy based on the intentions for it and the feel-good, oh yay, we got a couple policy wins.

You have to judge it for its outcomes.

What is that going to look like for us in 10 years?

For our children, that is what I'm concerned with.

That is what Elon Musk is concerned with.

So, I don't know how much trouble in paradise there is.

I don't know if this is just kind of a coincidenc that he was supposed to walk away from the Trump admin at this exact time and it just so happened to be when all of this was happening, or maybe he just said, Hey, I'm throwing in the towel.

I have no idea.

If anybody has any insider information, you can drop a line.

I would love to know.

But the point that I am trying to make is that this timing is certainly suspicious.

Now, speaking of big beautiful bills, last Thursday, we were talking about how the Democrats are investing $20 million

to learn how to speak to young men.

They are holing up in luxury hotel rooms, allegedly, trying to figure out a strategy to reach young men.

And it seems like they have finally emerged from these hotel rooms to put their ideas, their $20 million ideas into action.

And let me just say once and for all, they have learned nothing.

They have learned nothing.

I think that we can already say they have wasted this money because what is coming out of Democrat politicians and Democrat operatives activists right now it is so ridiculous but don't worry guys that shouldn't matter because Pete Budajej is leading the charge he is ready to save the Democrats and this is how he's gonna do it take a listen of course we should be talking about how yeah if you know Speaker Johnson got his way,

it wouldn't be possible not just for gay people to get married, but for straight people to get divorced, let alone like birth control or how he would want to regulate porn or whatever people, most people would have a problem with.

So, guys, that comment was in a broader conversation about reaching young men.

And it's kind of like a threat.

Oh, no, if Johnson got his way, if the Republicans got their way, nobody would be able to get divorced, not even straight people.

You couldn't get birth control.

Oh, no, they're gonna ban porn.

So, therefore, you need to join the Democrats.

And I was just laughing to myself when I saw this pop up on my X feed because it's like, of course, this is so predictable.

Like, you're gonna persuade people to vote for you through their unhealthy vices.

Like, that's really all you've got, Democrats, in 2025.

And I also don't understand how backing gay marriage is some new idea that you guys can lean into, considering that that and abortion are basically your entire platform right now.

Like that is literally what you ran on last year.

And obviously it did not work.

So you need to find a new strategy.

And if this is the strategy that came out of the $20 million, then I really do not know what to say.

And it really does seem like these talking points are coming from somewhere because these are not unique ideas coming from Pete.

Like I think these are actual talking points, especially considering that this is what the current DNC chair David Hogg said recently on Bill Maher's show.

He said that young people should be able to, you know, leave politics behind and focus on what young people should be focused on, which is how to get laid and how to go and have fun.

Really, guys, like all you can think about is sex.

All you can think about is politics and sex, and that is all you want young people to care about?

Like, no, actually, we do...

inherently care about more things than just having fun and getting laid.

But what do I know?

Maybe this will be a winning strategy for men.

Who knows?

You guys can sound off in the comments and let me know if this is persuading you in the slightest.

But if Pete and David Hogg, if they don't reach you, don't worry, guys, because there is yet another soldier who is coming to get you and she claims that she knows all about what you want.

Take a listen.

I love young men.

I love frat guys.

And in that, I've realized like, even the ones that identify as conservative are almost always pro-choice.

They're almost always pro-gay marriage.

You'd be surprised at the number of them who supported Black Lives Matter.

And so I feel like people just kind of lump them into this box when the truth is, again,

a lot of them are with us on the issues.

They're just not part of our coalition because they feel like they're not welcomed.

Oh, wow.

They feel like they're not welcomed in your coalition.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

You spent years calling them toxic and dangerous, saying that their masculinity was the worst thing to ever happen to society.

You crapped on them constantly, from influencers and activists to literal politicians, just crapping on men.

You made fun of their hobbies and sports, said that they were ridiculous and dangerous.

You paraded caricatures of men on stage to represent them.

Obviously, they don't feel welcomed.

You can't just say that like, oh, they don't feel welcomed here.

You need to change that if you want them to feel welcomed.

And sure, maybe some young Republican voters are with you on those specific social issues.

And guess what?

Even still, that was not enough.

Because being able to get an abortion at nine months pregnant and trans rights and supporting queer migrant rights, that doesn't help pay the bills.

That doesn't help you be able to start a family or buy a home or keep you safe in the country that you live in.

So obviously, for a lot of young people, including my peers, those issues are not enough to make them vote for you.

And you need to get that through your head.

I mean, it is crazy that I am saying this, guys.

I cannot believe that this is about to come out of my mouth, but it seems like Jake Tapper is the only person, the only Democrat who understands why they lost the vote.

And here is what he had to say.

I went on a

left-leaning podcast that shall remain nameless.

And we were talking about my kids, because I think they were both people without kids.

And they asked me about my son.

And I said he was, you know, he's, he's a football player and he wants to be a policeman.

And their joke was about my 15-year-old son.

Oh, how does he feel about minorities?

Like the idea that he wants to be a policeman, therefore he's he's racist, my son.

Like my football playing son

who

has no political views.

He's 15.

He thinks about World War II and gaming

and playing linebacker.

That's his world.

You're deciding he's a racist because he wants to be a cop.

And why does he want to be a cop?

He wants to be a cop because he wants to help people.

And he thinks that's the best way he can help people.

And that's how the Democratic Party talks to men.

Guys, he solved it for you.

You don't have to spend $20 million.

You just don't need to crap on them 24-7.

You don't need to emasculate them.

You don't need to make fun of their jobs or their hobbies or their sports.

You don't need to claim that everything is racist, which still is happening, obviously, in 2025.

We're going to talk about that a little later.

Those are some really simple things you can be changing right now.

And you're welcome to pay me $20 million

because I told you that, but that's free advice.

You should be able to go on social media and realize that those are things that you need to change.

Now, in addition to solving all of those problems, I also think that you have an attractiveness problem in the Democrat Party.

Like maybe these young men are voting Republican because the women are just hotter.

They are so hot, in fact, that quote-unquote Mar-a-Lago face is now the most in-demand plastic surgery request.

That, my friends, is a fact.

New York Post published this this week.

Mar-a-Lago face is now the most in-demand plastic surgery.

A doctor reveals who everyone is requesting to look like.

The article reads, forget Instagram face, thank God.

Everyone now has the Mar-a-Lago face, a curated blend of full lips, chiseled cheekbones, wide eyes, and smooth, taut foreheads that never wrinkle in worry.

Rose said that his Palm Beach office now sees up to 15 people a day, mostly chasing the same look, Ivanka Trump's face.

I mean, who can blame him?

She is stunning.

Who would not want to look like her?

Her skin is flawless because she probably eats good rancher steak every single day.

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Now, back to the plastic surgery.

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Apparently, these women are also high up on the list for prospective plastic surgery clients.

Now, just as an aside, have you guys seen Christy Noam's before photos?

Because I had no idea, genuinely, like it is more shocking than Lindsay Lohan's transformation, which by the way, Lindsay Lohan did an article today and she was like, I didn't get any plastic surgery.

I just drank water with lemon juice.

Bullshit.

I don't know who your plastic surgeon is.

It is incredible.

We all want to know.

I don't need to go get plastic surgery.

I just want to know so I can thank him.

I don't know if he's as good as this Mar-a-Lago guy, but the transformation was incredible.

Sorry, just had to go on that rant.

Going back to the article, this trend, it's apparently not just for women.

Doctors are now seeing a huge uptick in men coming in in Palm Beach to get procedures done, specifically politicians.

God help us all.

The politicians are going to get plastic surgery.

The same article reads, men are also entering the aesthetic arena, especially as political campaigns heat up.

Former rep Matt Gates, for instance, oh boy, sparked speculation last year after showing up at the Republican National Convention with a dramatically tighter who-ville face and perpetually arched brows.

Oh my God.

Rose said that he has seen a surge in male clients, many of them politicians or aspiring public figures, seeking quick, effective treatments to freshen up for TV appearances and events.

Quote, I had people coming in for pretty aggressive lasering and things like that.

As we got closer to January 20th, people wanted less and less done, but they wanted to look great for the inauguration.

All the parties were at that time.

I want everybody to feel good in their own skin.

I want everybody to feel glamorous and beautiful, but we do have to admit, that is little gay.

I just have to say, that is just a little gay.

But guys, it is not as gay as Broadway.

And right now, the entire Broadway theater scene is embroiled in a scandal.

And I know you guys are probably going, Brett, I do not care about theater.

I am not a theater kid like you.

I just want you to stick with me.

I want you to give me 10 minutes to tell you why you need to care about these insane people on Broadway.

Okay, because it is divas against divas.

There are allegations of racism.

We have like social virtue signaling, ideology mixed in here.

And it all goes back to a woman named Patty Lapone.

Now, if you are not a theater kid, Patty Lapone is an icon.

She kind of has a toured history for the reasons we're going to talk about today, but you know, she starred in musicals like Gypsy.

She has been on Broadway like 28 times.

She's won multiple Tony Awards.

I think she's probably in her 60s or 70s now, but she is a Broadway icon.

And Patty Lapone recently, as in like just a few days ago, did an interview with the New Yorker and she was talking about, you know, kind of retiring, what her life is like now and how she basically hates everybody because that's kind of her whole MO.

And in in this interview, she ripped into one of her fellow Broadway stars whose name is Audra McDonald.

And it is the most actory, dramatic thing I have ever read.

Just listen to this.

So the author writes, I mentioned that Audra McDonald, the totally decorated Broadway star, had given the video supportive emojis.

Exactly, Lapone said.

And I thought, you should know better.

That is typical of Audra.

She's not a friend.

Hard D.

The two singers had some long-ago rift, Lapone said, but she didn't want to elaborate.

When I asked what she had thought of McDonald's current production of Gypsy, which again is is a show that Patty Lapone started years ago, she stared at me in silence for 15 seconds.

Then she turned to the window and sighed.

What a beautiful day.

Like, guys, I think I need to start responding to things like this.

If there's ever a question I don't want to answer in an interview, if somebody's bringing up something I just can't touch, I'm just gonna go, what a beautiful day.

I mean, that is like, that is a cold cut.

That just like, that cuts deep.

Now, some additional context here is that Auntie McDonald, she is beloved.

She is far more decorated.

I think that she's a bit more talented than Patty Lapone, in my opinion, and she is completely unproblematic.

She shows up, she sings, she does the show, she wins a ton of Tony's.

I think she has way more Tony Awards than Patty Lapone does, which is probably why Patty Lapone is so angry.

But the reason why I am bringing all of this up beyond the fact that that, you know, what a beautiful day is just hilarious, is because it has been so funny to watch all of this spiral online and create these shockwaves in the Broadway community because immediately her statement about this woman became problematic.

Not because Patty Lapone was being mean or being a bitch, but because she was being racist.

Now, Audrey McDonald, if you did not know, is a black woman.

And you can't criticize a black woman, apparently, according to left-wing theater X.

Just listen to this response from a Mexican queer writer whose work primarily focuses on HIV and queer utopia.

And yes, I did pull that from his website just for you.

Patty Lapone's New Yorker profile is going viral for all the wrong reasons.

A white star not reading the room and victimizing herself at the expense of black women.

Patty's contributions to the theater and queer culture are immeasurable, but white women need to remember that nothing they do works in a racial vacuum.

Patty, of all people, has no business saying other folks, especially black women, are too loud.

She is the one who should know better.

She should know not to speak poorly about any black woman purely on the basis of race.

I mean, like, guys, it's really not that deep.

Obviously, it's dramatic, but Patty Labone is a Broadway actor.

She has always been a diva.

She has always been dramatic.

Like, Like, that is her entire brand.

This is not some new thing.

Like, you can just be a brat.

You can just be a diva.

You don't also have to be racist.

Racism does not have to be immediately involved because the situation involves a black person.

Like, it is 2025.

What are we doing here?

Like, I'm sorry, but Patty Lapone might just be insufferable.

I mean, as an example, in the same New Yorker profile, she literally said that the Kennedy Center should be blown up now that it is being managed by Trump.

This was what the author wrote.

She is even angrier at the rest of the country.

Patty Lapone is just angry about everything.

That is the takeaway here.

She told me more than once that the Trumpified Kennedy Center, quote unquote, should get blown up.

Now, in addition to that crazy sentence, another thing I want to bring up just to drive this point home even more is that one of the other things that she is most well known for is stopping her shows mid-performance.

to yell at Broadway theater audience members.

Like, just go search up Patty Lapone screams at audience member on YouTube.

You will not see the same video.

There are so many instances of this that you will constantly be able to find a new video.

Now, of course, one of them had to be during COVID and it had to be over masking.

Again, just watch this as an example that she might just be insufferable.

I'm telling y'all, she's a peach.

She's not racist.

She just has something else going on.

Now, my personal favorite, and then I will stop all of these examples, was years ago during a performance of Gypsy, I think it was almost 15 years ago, and she literally stopped the show, not in the QA panel, but stopped the show as she was singing to yell at somebody taking photos.

Right now,

you heard the announcements?

Who do you think you are?

She's screaming, get him out.

How dare you?

Who do you think you are?

Get them out.

Now, guys, the best part of this, and the reason why it is so insane, is because she is screaming, who do you think you are?

Get out!

It was a photographer.

It was a photographer who was hired to be there to take photos of the performance.

And that photographer posted this video years later on Instagram and she said, TBT'd when Patty Lapone stopped her show to yell at me.

I was on assignment for New York magazine to photograph Patty Lapone's last gypsy performance.

I came in the day before to scout the theater and figure out timing.

I was mistaken for an audience member and Patty stopped the show mid-song and started screaming in the top five most mortifying experiences.

Yeah, obviously, that is just like horrifying.

Now, apparently later on, Patty did apologize, but guys, that was 15 years ago.

The reason why I am showing you all these examples is because obviously this has been going on for a long time.

and obviously Patty has not learned her lesson even in her old age.

But unfortunately for Patty, this is not the first time that she has been called racist, not even the first time in the last year, because about six months ago, she publicly complained, I think it was on social media, and then she complained with the fan, about the sound engineering's noise level from a musical that was playing in the theater next door to the theater where she was doing a play this past fall.

And apparently the productions worked things out because it was too loud.

Patty even sent flowers to the production for making those changes.

And then she was publicly blasted online for racist microaggressions by the musical star, who then posted a six-minute long open letter to Patty about how much of a racist she was.

Just take a lesson.

Ms.

Lapone, I understand

that there have been a couple of situations that have gone on in the last few weeks that I want to address.

The first one is that you contacted our theater owner about changing a a couple of our sound cues because you found them to be too loud.

I wanted to address this because Ms.

Lapone, these actions, in my opinion, are bullying.

They're offensive.

They are racially microaggressive.

They're rude.

They're rooted in privilege.

And these actions also lack a sense of community and leadership.

I mean, guys, you cannot make this stuff up.

Like, I don't even like Patty Lapone.

I genuinely think that she is insufferable.

And yet I have to defend her because this is absurd.

Like, maybe you could call her a diva for wanting people to be able to watch her serious play and not hear the music blaring from next door, but that also seems understandable, and it was fixable, and it was fixed.

But making a six-minute long open letter because you're offended?

That is absurd.

Like, and this entire thing was never about race to begin with.

I mean, from the beginning, Patty's complaints were not about race.

Her comments in the New Yorker article were not about race.

Your anger is not about race.

It seems like it's just about you wanting to insert yourself and feel important in this drama.

And the easiest way to do that in our twisted modern society is to claim racism and then throw somebody under the bus for not doing anything.

Like maybe that annoyed you, but it wasn't racism.

And it is completely disingenuous to publicly claim that it was.

And so here I am being forced to defend somebody that I don't even like because it is so ridiculous.

You are making a cake out of a crumb for no apparent reason.

And guys, I really do think there is a positive takeaway here.

And it's not for us, though.

It's not for us.

It is for Patty Lapone.

Because, in looking back at this episode, and this was a long one, this was long-winded.

We just went on a journey together today.

But, Patty Lapone, I want you to know that between this actress that made the video about you, between her and Michelle Obama, you can rest easy knowing that you are far from the most insufferable person on the planet.

And this should serve as a reminder that Brady insufferable behavior has no bounds, regardless of race.

Everyone has the potential to be a diva and no, that is not racism.

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