Feed Drop - SmartLess Presents ClueLess with Elliott Kalan and Sean Hayes!

Hey folks, Dan here.

If you're like me, and mostly I don't recommend it, you just cannot get enough of that lovable scamp, Elliot Kalen.

Well, have I got good news for you?

There's more Kalin for you to consume.

Not literally, don't eat him.

You know what?

I'll let Elliot tell you about it.

Hello, Floppers.

I'm Elliot Kalen, and I can't wait to tell you about the new podcast I'm hosting for Smartless Media.

It's called Smartless Presents Clueless, a bite-sized twice-weekly game show with a different main game and cliffhanger puzzle in every single episode.

And all this season, our contestant on every episode will be Mr.

Sean Hayes.

It's a lot of fun.

The kind of thing you can play along with on your coffee break or waiting for a bus.

And since you never know what the game will be, you won't want to miss a single episode.

I'm about to play a clip from our first show where Sean was joined by his pals Will Arnett and Jason Bateman to play a very silly pop culture math game.

I hope you enjoy it and don't miss the two-episode premiere of Smartless Presents Clueless on November 18th, wherever you get your podcasts.

Let's take that relationship and jeopardize it further as we play this episode's main game.

It's a Numbers Game, TV Show Edition.

I keep forgetting there's a band right behind me.

Because I saw them load in and

I saw the weed.

Yeah, you did.

It's a numbers game.

It's so good.

All right, let's begin.

This game is built around TV shows with numbers in their titles.

You are going to be tested on your very useful knowledge of television shows and also your very useless knowledge of basic elementary school math.

227.

227.

I like that you were so ready with a number right off the bat.

It will be a winner in one of these questions.

Each question will take the form of a simple math equation.

Only instead of numbers, I'm going to tell you a TV show title that has had the number removed from it.

Oh, shit.

You're going to have to recognize the show, understand the number, and then solve the equation using the missing numbers.

And you can get a bonus point as a group for responding with an answer in the form of a TV show title.

So I'm going to give you an example.

This is just a practice one.

This doesn't count to your score.

Let's try this out.

If I said day fiancé minus for 30,

what would the answer be?

And you can talk it out too, work it out between yourselves.

90-day fiancé 30 for 30.

So it would be 60.

Yep, you got that right.

And if you wanted that extra point, what is there as a show title with 60 minutes?

60 minutes.

You got it.

60 minutes.

You could have also said Studio 60 or any of the millions of TV shows that have 60 in their titles.

Yeah.

Okay, then let's play.

It's a numbers game, TV show edition.

The first question is:

million-dollar man divided by Stooges.

$6 million man

divided by three Stooges.

Three Stooges.

Six divided by three is two.

Oh, two.

And then you got to do a show with two in it.

Two, two, seven.

You got it.

Perfect.

Two and a half cents.

Fucking use it.

You receive it right away.

I feel like I should give you double extra points because there's two twos in that name.

Yeah, I would like it.

I'll take it.

Okay, so that's three points total for that first question.

You're getting more points than you're supposed to.

Question two is Reno 9 plus

and a half men.

14.

Reno 911, 3.5 men.

Oh, shit.

2 and 1.

12 men.

You fucking dummy.

It's 13.

Hang on.

Hang on.

And Reno 911 could be 11 or 1 or 2 ones.

I think we got to go with 11.

I think we have to go with 11.

Okay, 11.

And then what is it?

I think plus

13 is 13.

And 13 reasons why.

Yep, you got it.

That's great.

What's 13 reasons why?

Oh, it's a YA vehicle on Netflix.

It can be seen massively successful.

Young people love it.

Young people love it.

It sucks.

And I can give you 14 reasons why.

Let's go to question three.

This one one might be a little more difficult.

I'm going to try to enunciate as much as I can.

This is

heaven

times

company.

Seventh heaven.

Seventh heaven times

21.

Wait, wait, 21 Jump Street.

That's right.

You got it.

I thought you said something different on the second show.

I thought it was six something.

It could have been sixes.

Who's your cable provider?

Because you're in different shows.

Three and a half men, six is company.

Yeah.

That was very fast, very impressive.

You guys are blazing through this game.

Let's continue it to number four.

This question is.

Beverly Hills 0210

minus

is enough.

One.

Beverly Hills 90210.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But we got to think of the show.

Minus eight.

Oh one.

Murder one.

Murder one.

Very good, Will.

Yeah, very good.

You got it.

Murder one, that's two full points.

It's just fantastic.

Sean, by the way, you suck at this game.

I haven't heard one answer.

No, I got the first one.

Why are you not putting it in your hand?

What are you doing?

I'm writing the numbers down.

It's obviously helping.

Question five.

Yeah.

Things I hate about you minus Babylon.

What is it?

10 things I hate about you?

Or what is it?

What's

that one?

Yeah, it's 10.

Is it 10 things?

Is it 10, Elliot?

I think it's 10 things I hate about you minus Babylon.

5?

Babylon.

Babylon 5.

Yeah, so it's

Party of 5.

Great.

You got it.

Wow.

Wow.

That was good.

That was good.

Party of 5.

Incredible, Will.

You all have such unique strengths that come together as a team.

Jason, with the numbers.

Will with the TV shows.

Sean, with the writing down the numbers, which is good for record keeping for later.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Would you consider it a compliment if he says your strength is writing stuff down?

Yes.

That's all he can get.

I think

Anything I can get.

Is there in the Marvel, sorry, in the MCU, is there a character?

Is there a superhero

whose superpowers

was writing stuff down?

The stenographer.

He was the stenographer.

Smartlist Presents Clueless premieres November 18th with one episode in the Smartlist feed and two episodes in the new Smartlist Presents Clueless feed.

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