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Let me take you first to another issue.

You know, you get up this morning scrolling through your phone, checking your news feed, having a cup of coffee, and then there's this headline.

U.S.

port workers begin

nationwide strike.

Okay, good, good, good.

Now, we could, you could just blow this off because the ports and

dock workers sound distant.

It was the worst season of the wire.

Okay.

You know, so it's the kind of the one you skip, I feel like.

Okay, this one is about to reach out right into your home, your wallet, your daily life.

So I need to explain what's coming our way.

way.

First, in week one, in the first week, you might not notice much.

So there's no reason to panic.

You can go and,

you know, go to go to the store and stock up on some things, but there's no reason to run out and do that this week.

Your online orders are still arriving.

Maybe you hear a blip on the news about some ships stuck offshore for a few industries hinting at some delays.

But for most people, life is going to go on as normal in week one.

It started last night.

Now, behind the scenes, things are starting to shake and crack a little bit.

Retailers, manufacturers, and businesses that depend on regular shipments are beginning to feel the pinch in week one.

The just-in-time supply system, you know, that we all learned about in COVID, that's beginning to have a little bit of a strain.

And it's starting to wobble a little bit.

And while the shelves are still full for now, the stock rooms in the back are running thin.

By week two,

by the second week, you're going to start feeling things.

So next week, maybe midweek, if it's still going on, maybe you head for the store in something as simple as bananas or a pair of new shoes.

Suddenly the shelves aren't as full.

Some items just aren't there, fresh avocados or berries that you've gotten used to.

They're sitting on ships waiting to dock.

And it's not just food.

It's electronics.

it's clothing even toys for your kids they start becoming harder to find prices by week two they may start on some items to inch upward businesses are now scrambling to get their hands on what's left and the competition drives up cost that cheap tv that you were thinking of buying you may have to add anywhere from 10 to 30 percent to the price tag by the end of week two

if you were planning on on doing some home repairs or upgrades, good luck.

All of the tools and materials are sitting in crates gathering dust at the ports.

This is also a problem because of the hurricane.

Anything that you get at Home Depot is going to be in short supply because of the hurricane and by week two, the dock workers strike.

Now, by the third week, if it goes on that long, now we're getting into some problems.

It's no longer just a shortage of bananas or phone chargers.

Entire industries begin to slow down.

Factories that rely on parts from overseas just in time can't keep running.

So the workers in those factories, people you might know, maybe it is you, are getting furloughed, sent home without pay because there's nothing for you to build.

Grocery stores begin to ration some items and limiting on some items how much you can buy.

Now, at this point, the strike is not a nuisance.

This is week three.

This point in week three it becomes a crisis.

The online orders you placed delayed weeks out.

Businesses are pleading with the government for help by now, but even if the strike ended in week three, it would take weeks to untangle the mess at the ports.

By now, inflation is beginning to rear its ugly head.

Everything from groceries to gas to clothes is more expensive than it was just two weeks ago.

Week four.

This is when it becomes the full weight of the strike is unavoidable, and I believe it becomes a national security problem.

And possibly by this time in week four, it is just one part of what I am looking for and we'll explain later on the show.

a polycrisis.

A polycrisis is what will take us out in a knockout blow.

And you already have a little bit of a poly crisis with the dock workers and the hurricane.

Small businesses are now closing their doors because they can't get their inventory.

Grocery store shelves are sparse with some items missing altogether.

Your favorite brands might be out of stock.

Maybe you head to the hardware store only to find that the building materials you need are either unavailable or so expensive they're out of reach.

Now let's talk long term.

Timing couldn't be worse because we're heading into fall and you know what that means.

The holiday season.

Retailers are counting on the next few months for a huge chunk of their sales and the Christmas gifts you've been eyeing, there's a good chance they won't make it in time for Christmas.

Toys, electronics, clothing, they're sitting in ships or backordered at factories.

They can't get the parts.

Even if the strike ends after four weeks, the backlog will last for months.

Shipping will be slow and prices,

you'll be paying a premium for anything you can find.

So

here's what you need to know.

Week one, just be aware.

If you want to get some fruit and you have some extra fruit in the house, you know, for week two, if it goes on that line, great.

I can't imagine.

that this strike goes on very long because it will create a national emergency.

However, I'm not sure if our president is too busy lathering on sunscreen at the beach

or if his goals are just not the same as our goals to keep America safe and healthy.

So I don't know why.

Remember the train negotiation?

You know, he kept the trains running.

We kept the trains running.

He got involved immediately.

And he made sure that strike didn't happen.

Well, where is he now?

And the media is saying, well, he can't really do anything, you know, can't really, you know, maybe in a couple of weeks.

Really?

Maybe in a couple of weeks.

He stopped the train thing from going into a strike.

Why isn't he involved this time?

He's Mr.

Labor Union.

So I don't know what's happening.

In a normal America, the president would make sure this strike was settled.

But wait until you hear what they're asking for and what they've already turned down.

So

for if it goes four weeks, truckers, rail workers, warehouses will be overwhelmed trying to just move everything.

Prices will stay high through the holiday season.

Supply chains will struggle to recover.

Holiday shopping season is going to be leaner, fewer options on the shelves,

less to spend because inflation is going to chip away at your budget again.

The economic hit won't be limited just to higher prices.

Jobs will be lost as industries scramble to adapt disruptions.

Companies may start shifting operations to avoid reliance on our U.S.

ports in the future.

That's great, huh?

Potentially relocating manufacturing or looking to automate more of their processes to reduce reliance on labor.

That will mean fewer jobs for the very workers that are striking today in the long run.

So when you hear about the the port thing, know this is a very serious issue.

Not today,

but if you want to be prepared,

you might don't go crazy at a Costco.

Just make sure you have what your family needs in case things get worse.

Because I have no idea what will happen.

When you hear what the dock workers are striking for, maybe you think it's reasonable, but let's get into the details.

They're striking for two big reasons.

One, they want higher pay.

Everybody does.

They want assurances that their jobs won't be taken over by machines by automation.

Everybody wants that.

Got it.

So on the surface, it sounds reasonable.

Everyone wants better pay.

No one wants to lose their job to a robot.

But when you start unpacking what they're asking for and comparing it to the average American worker, and when you consider the long-term effects on our country's economy, especially in competition with China, picture gets a little more complex.

Okay, first let's talk about the pay raise.

The average longshoremen, the dock workers, already make about $100,000 to $200,000 a year.

Six figures.

Some even earn more when you factor in overtime.

Now, if you compare that to the average American worker who pulls in around $56,000 a year, that's quite a gap.

Now,

they're not just asking for more, they are pushing for significant raises, sometimes 10 to 15% a year or even higher, depending on the location in the union negotiations.

For someone already making $100,000, that could mean a $10,000 to $15,000 or $20,000 raise every year.

Meanwhile, the average American worker, we're lucky to see a 2% or 3% raise.

Lucky.

In fact, with inflation running hot, many workers are losing purchasing power and wages are not keeping pace with inflation and the cost of living.

But it isn't a small pay raise.

Over the term of the next six years, they are asking for a 77%

pay raise

over the six-year life of the contract.

Now, they've been offered a 50%

increase and have turned that down.

Now,

the dock workers in California and the West Coast, they got a 34% pay raise over the course of

their contract.

These guys are asking for 77%

increase over the next six years,

been offered a 50%.

and have turned it down, walked away.

Okay.

I mean,

that's that's going to be hard for people to swallow.

And understand, I get it.

Dock work is tough.

It's physically demanding.

It is risky.

It's not a young, it's not an old man's game.

But the pay is already far above the national average and their demands for even more seem a little out of sync.

with what most people are experiencing in their lives.

And I am for people making as much money as they can.

But we're all connected and everyone has to remember this is a business.

All of this stuff has to work

for business.

Everyone has to win because if it's just the dock workers, nobody wins.

Even at a 50% pay increase, that is going to be passed on to you in higher costs.

And that's not the real problem.

The real problem comes in what their second demand is.

The dock workers want ironclad guarantees that the ports will not replace any of them with a machine.

Now think about that for a moment.

They're asking for a commitment that even as technology advances, ports won't introduce things like automated cranes or self-driving trucks or robotics to do the work faster, cheaper, more safely, and efficiently.

This is a conversation America and the world should have had 20 years ago, and I talked about it 20 years ago, and I talked about it every year since.

We're going to come to a time where if you don't know what the meaning of life is,

you're going to be kind of upside down because people are going to start losing their jobs.

Maybe we should start looking at the jobs of the future and start training people for those because the average job is going away.

Well, now you're in it.

This is like AI.

Should have had that discussion 20 years ago.

But now we're all scrambling.

Why?

Because there is no leadership in this country.

That's why.

There's no real leader.

And without vision, without a leader with vision, the people will perish.

And that's what's happening.

So I can sympathize with the dock workers.

No one wants to be told, we got a machine that can do your job faster and without breaks.

Good luck.

But here's the thing.

Automation

is happening.

Just like AI now, it's too late to stop it.

It's happening.

So now we have to figure out how do we retool instead of just saying, you know what, you're out.

How do we retool?

Because if we don't retool, if we are acting like people who said the horse and buggy have to be kept, we lose China, their ports.

Have you seen the video that's circling the world now?

The ports in China are highly automated.

It's like one office, and the whole port runs in one office.

They move goods faster, more efficiently than we do.

They have automated cranes, AI-driven systems.

The robots work around the clock, minimal human interference.

It is safer, faster, cheaper.

This allows China to process millions of more containers than we do at a fraction of the cost and time.

Why do you think people buy their products from China?

Because they've through slave labor and now through automation, they can make it cheaper.

If we don't automate our ports, we are putting ourselves in a disadvantage for a long-term knockout punch.

Global trade is cutthroat.

Companies will ship through countries and ports that can move their goods faster and cheaper.

And if the U.S.

sticks with old labor-intensive methods, shipping companies will look elsewhere to countries like China that can get the job done more efficiently.

This will mean lost business for U.S.

ports, fewer goods flowing through our economy, and ultimately fewer jobs for dock workers in the long run.

We,

I'm sorry, gang, have to automate to be able to compete in today's world.

If you're willing to go back and live like the old timey days, where, you know, back in the, you know, back around the turn of the century, 80% lived below the poverty line.

Okay.

80% of Americans.

So you want to go back to that.

That's fine.

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Alex Newman, how are you, sir?

I'm doing fantastic.

Thank you for having me, sir.

How many times in your life have you just heard, hello, Newman?

It happens more and more, actually.

And I never watched Seinfeld growing up outside of the country, so it's ironic.

Oh, my gosh.

You have to watch it.

It's some of the meanest people you've ever

seen.

So anyway,

Alex, I know you've been covering Pact for the Future, and

you were there at the UN

and you've talked to some of the leaders on this.

First explain what it is to people that don't know and why it's so important.

Well, the Pact for the Future, essentially, Gwen, is an effort to radically transform the United Nations.

That's how they're portraying it.

I think better than the word transform would be to use the word empower.

Because when the UN was started, at least the marketing job was, this is just about peace.

We're not trying to build a world government.

We're not trying to steal your sovereignty.

This is just so countries don't fight each other.

As you read the Pact for the Future, you'll see the UN now believes that it should be involved in education, the environment, law, business, economics, culture, sports, religion, you name it.

And they actually marketed this internally, and they had the posters everywhere.

This is about turning the UN into UN 2.0 and as Antonio Guterre said, the socialist secretary general, and they actually put it in these big speech bubbles and put stickers and posters all over the place.

They said, we can't build a future for our grandchildren with a system built for our grandparents.

So it's a big deal.

Depending on who you talk to, I reached out to a lot of different experts to get their thoughts on what this meant from a legal perspective.

And they range from House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Mike McCall telling me it's a really bad idea, but it's non-binding, to professor of international law, Francis Foyle, at the University of Illinois, one of the top experts in international law in the world, saying, no, this is actually a treaty, even though Biden is pretending like it's not.

And it's going to have very serious legal implications for all the nations of the world.

So it's a big deal, no matter how you slice it, Glenn.

They want to assume all these emergency powers.

They want power to silence speech that they disagree with.

They want power to educate your children in their worldview.

It's a really big deal.

So

I saw the video of you trying to interview the head of the, what is she, communications.

Yeah.

Secretary General for Communications.

Big, big job.

Yeah.

UN

Comzar.

She is

you're trying to talk to her because she made a deal with Google, right?

A partnership.

And she bragged about this.

That's the incredible thing.

It's not like I had some secret information.

She went to the World Economic forum side event back in 2022 on sustainable development and bragged to her globalist buddies that hey we now have a partnership with google and it was a really interesting explanation she said when we googled climate change we realized there was distorted information and it's funny she said that because for many years my articles covering the u.n's climate summits interviewing a lot of the leading climate experts in the world were at the top of google same thing with sustainable development etc and she said well we can't have that so she was very proud that they had formed a partnership now with Google to put the UN's information and allied information at the top.

And I just wanted to ask her, you know, about the formula.

How do you guys decide what's good and what's bad?

How do you decide what should be at the top when people search?

And how do you decide what should be buried?

And as you saw in the video, she was not interested in talking at all.

But she loves communications.

Weren't you at a freedom of the press kind of

event trying to talk to her, too?

Wasn't that a pressing?

That was One of the most ironic things.

She had just finished a panel discussion on the importance of freedom of the press.

And she had a couple of people there.

One of them was the, I think, deputy editor of the BBC.

And they were moaning about how all these citizen journalists now are undermining the credibility of the establishment media.

And we need more government subsidies for the press to be free.

And I thought, well, this is a free press event.

Certainly she's going to want to talk to the press, but no, not at all.

She was interested to talk with other members of the press.

I went up to her and asked her, hey, could you tell us about how you guys determine what should be and should not be on the front page of Google?

That she didn't want to answer.

She said, well, I don't recognize you, and so I can't talk.

And then her

staff, I guess they were, swooped in and hauled me away.

And then other members of the press just went right up to her, and she put on a big smile and talked to them, told them anything they wanted to know.

So, you know, I think there were several deceptions there.

First of all, pretending like she didn't recognize who we were.

Her office had to be involved in accrediting all of us to be surrounded by world leaders.

Second of all, the idea that you can only talk to journalists who you recognize is ludicrous.

So she just didn't want to talk about that issue with people who weren't drinking the Kool-Aid.

You know, I Googled climate change, and let me tell you, these are the sources in order: the United Nations,

NASA, NASA,

the effects, the United Nations.

You go down, then it's the IPC, IPCC, then it's Wikipedia, then it's the United Nations,

then it's the U.S.

Environmental Protection Agency, then the World Bank,

then the World Health Organization, and you're on to page two.

Very typical.

Very typical.

And it's across everything, it's not just the climate.

You know, we saw this during COVID.

We see this on sustainable issues.

We see this on education.

They are burying those of us who ask critical questions, who aren't necessarily buying into the narrative, and they're promoting their propaganda, even in the political realm.

Donald Trump was just complaining about this the other day.

Google seems to have messed with its algorithm in a way where now pro-Kamala Harris stories come up and pro-Trump stories or even neutral stories get buried.

It's very, very nefarious.

So,

tell me, how is the disparity so great between the this means nothing to no, it's going to mean an awful lot.

Where do you land?

And

why is it that

we don't really know?

Shouldn't we know somebody?

You would think that they would want this to be clear, Glenn, but I think the reality is they don't want it to be clear because as long as there's this haze of confusion around it, nobody can kind of pin down exactly what's wrong with it.

And I think one of their big problems that they have is our Constitution.

Our Constitution has a specific method for ratifying treaties.

They have to be subject to the advice and the consent of the Senate, and they have to get two-thirds of the senators.

So, even all the Democrats combined and the Rhinos, it's very difficult to get stuff like that ratified in the U.S.

Senate.

So, I saw this during the Obama administration.

I was in Paris for the U.N.

climate negotiations, and Barack Obama is running around being treated like some sort of superstar, some celebrity, because he promised to slash American CO2 emissions by about a third over the next years.

And

they were very strategic about how they referred to this document.

It was the Paris Agreement.

And so you had people like Senator James Inhoff come in and say, hey, you guys can all go home.

The Senate's never going to ratify this stuff.

You're not getting any money.

This is dumb.

Go away.

You're not going to extort our taxpayers.

But Obama said, no, no, this is an executive agreement.

So I looked in my Constitution.

Turns out there's no such thing as an executive agreement.

And yet, Barack Obama came back to Washington, D.C., and right away the EPA starts putting out new mandates, shutting down power plants, Department of Transportation, they're putting in new emission standards for the vehicles.

So they're treating them as if they were binding documents, but they're not submitting them to the Senate for ratification.

And I guarantee you, that is a deliberate fraud on the American taxpayers, just like they did with the International Pandemic Accord.

Originally, they called it International Pandemic Treaty, but they knew it wasn't going to get through the U.S.

Senate, so it magically morphed into an accord.

How many more parts need to be assembled before you think we could truly lose our sovereignty?

Well, we're losing our sovereignty bit by bit.

One of the organizations that's been instrumental in bringing this about, and they've had a front-row seat to the whole process, and they've been helping it, is the Council on Foreign Relations.

And they have a magazine.

It's called Foreign Affairs.

And back in the 1970s, they published a piece by Richard Gardner, who at the time, I believe, was the Assistant Secretary of State for something.

And he explained in there how they're going to build what he described as the House of World Order.

And he said, we're not going to do the old-fashioned frontal assault.

That's not going to work anymore in today's day and age.

I mean, you tell Americans, hey, you're living in a world government, they're going to be mad, and they've got 400 million guns.

That's not going to work.

So he said, we've got to erode sovereignty piece by piece.

And that's what we're watching here.

They'll take a little bit of our sovereignty on the climate issues.

And UNESCO will come up with some new ideas on education.

Then the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights will be used as a bludgeon to get us to change our laws on this.

And they'll pass a UN Convention on the Rights of the Child that says we have to change our child welfare laws.

And little bit by little bit, more and more policy areas get usurped at the international level.

Well, that's when you read that

everywhere.

That's why I asked you how many more pieces need ⁇ because they're not ⁇

every time I think of the progressives, I think of that old Johnny Cash song.

I don't know if you remember it, but one piece at a time.

And it's about a guy who built a Cadillac working at GM and stealing

parts one piece at a time.

And over 20 years, he had a Cadillac.

And I think that's what they've done.

For the last hundred years, they've done little piece, little piece, little piece.

You know, it's like, it's like the recovery.

What was it?

The first big bill, the $7 trillion bill or whatever it was that happened right under Biden at the very beginning, had all of the stuff on the border in it.

That's where all this money's coming from to put people up.

You know,

it's all shams.

You look at it, you read it, and you're like, I don't even know what that means.

Well, they do.

They do.

Yeah, and one of the things that is most troubling about this pact for the future, Glenn, is it has the seeds in it for exactly the type of power grab that we're discussing here.

So let me give you a little background before I get into what's actually in the pact.

So in early 2023, and I wrote a major article about this, the Secretary General was putting out a series of what they called policy briefs.

The series was called Our Common Future.

And it was about all these ideas that the Secretary General had for strengthening and improving the United Nations.

And all of them were troubling, right?

One was about censorship, one was about brainwashing children.

But the one that really caught my attention, I said, this is huge.

I've got to write about it right this moment, involved emergencies.

They called it emergency protocols.

And I want to quote from this document because it says that in the event that the Secretary General declares a global emergency, it says right here, all the stakeholders, all institutions, governments, international institutions, the private sector, development banks, religious organizations, all will have to recognize, and I'm quoting here, the primary role of intergovernmental organs, that would be UN agencies, in decision-making.

And so they're saying, if the Secretary General declares an emergency under this policy brief, then everybody in the world, all institutions, are going to have to recognize the UN as the main decision maker.

And they give some examples of emergencies.

It could be climate, it could be environment, it could be economic, it could be war, it could be a black swan event, it could be something in outer space, doesn't even have to be global.

And so here's what they got in the pact for the future, which is directly related to that.

It's action item number 54.

There's 56 actions, so I think they buried it at the end very strategically.

It says, in very clear language,

we recognize the need for a more coherent, cooperative, coordinated, and multi-dimensional international response to complex global shocks and the central role of the United Nations in this regard.

And it calls on the Secretary General to come up with ways to strengthen the UN system response to complex global shocks.

And so imagine for a moment, Glenn, that we maybe see another pandemic, maybe a war breaks out, maybe there's an economic crisis, a dollar crisis, whatever.

And the Secretary General says, well, this is a complex global shock.

We're all going to have to do X, Y, Z.

And people say, wait a minute, we have national sovereignty.

And he says, no, no.

Go look in the Pact for the Future.

All 193 member states of the United Nations agreed by consensus that the UN needs to play the central role in this regard.

So I'm just doing what the member states told me.

And if you don't like it, take it up with the member states.

So this sets up what the UN calls a mandate.

And so now Secretary General Guterres can just say, hey, I have a mandate to do this.

I'm just obeying my bosses, the member states of the U.N.

So let me do what I'm doing.

Respect my authority.

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I was talking for seven minutes and you did not answer.

Okay, because I thought we had hung up, but you had hung up.

Mind your own damn business.

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JD Vance is weird.

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We're going to talk to you

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I like poodles.

You what?

Poodles.

Poodles?

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Okay.

I told you that you are debating.

You are debating tonight.

All right.

Mind your own damn business.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you for calling Tim.

Can you cut him off, please?

All right, back.

We begin the show here in a minute.

He'll tell you about Patriot.

That's so stupid.

How do we get paid for this?

I have no understanding of it.

That's the best impression I have heard of.

I've been working on it for a while.

It's actually been in development for a while.

I've been really thinking about it.

I think I've nailed it.

I think you did.

We may have.

If all those phrases came out of his mouth tonight, would you know the difference?

You have any idea?

We may have a very special guest after tonight's debate on TV.

Tim Walls may have to stand by and come on the program tonight, so you don't want to miss that.

All right.

There's not a chance that it goes poorly tonight, is there?

It's hard to believe.

Yeah, it is hard to believe.

And Walls doesn't seem to bring anything to the table.

As you may be able to tell, he is uniquely grading to me i i can't

he's so irritating

i went really when i was doing that impression i have i just pull up the google images of tim walls because as soon as i see his face

and him trying to like be this relatable dad character it's so

irritating

i can't take i don't i feel like people don't like

they don't, they're not seeing what I'm seeing or something.

Like, why am I the only one who hates him so much?

He's so irritating, like, uniquely irritating.

To me,

25 times past Kamala Harris.

Like, I, Kamala Harris is.

awful and she does a lot of irritating things and she'll be a terrible president.

God forbid she wins.

He's like

just so much more irritating and annoying to me.

Like I can't understand how anyone can like him.

I think I have found Stu's waterboarding.

Okay.

It's just him trapped in a room with Tim Walls and Andrew Cuomo.

Oh, yeah.

Does he hear it explode?

Absolutely explode.

But

I don't know why, like, people are like, oh, well, he's going to be very relatable.

He's a relatable guy.

And people just love that Midwestern charm.

Do they?

Do they?

Because if they do, they should all be shot off the planet into the sun.

Because anyone would fall for this.

It's so

standard.

I can't stand it.

That's what bothers me.

This would be so fun if the rest of America was like, oh, yeah.

No, I see it.

I see it.

Yeah, it just seems so obvious to me.

I don't know.

And I do think that there is a very...

low hurdle that has been set for J.D.

Vance tonight.

Everyone seems to think he's the worst person in the world and he only says strange things, and he's he's weird.

He's so buttoned up.

He's just like,

I think he does a pretty good job.

He's done a good job in these interviews.

Yeah, he's, I think he can do like him.

He doesn't take any crap without getting angry.

You know, he doesn't get angry at all.

You're, you lost.

His voice is this, this stupid impression is killing my voice.

But it is one of those things where, luckily, I don't have to do 12 hours of live coverage tonight.

So this is good.

I'm glad I played around with that.

But it is is interesting because.

Maybe I'll call you Stu.

I like

guns.

You're doing a really good job.

How did you...

I didn't have to work on that.

You're doing the impression of the impression.

And sometimes that's even easier.

Vance has a real opportunity to overshoot his expectations tonight.

I mean, he could say something terrible and blow it, but he also, if he's just normal, which I think he is, I mean, what story is more normal?

A guy who comes out and is lying about every aspect of his life since it started?

Well, no, except for the T.

Eneman Square thing.

He was there for that.

In fact, we have him on the phone.

Get him back on the phone.

I'm not going to be able to talk.

I just want to talk to him about T.

Ediman Square.

Hello, Graham.

Hello.

My name is Tim Wald.

I know your name is Tim Wald.

You were at T.

Ediman Square.

I've been drooling on the phone of my favorite big

square.

Tienamin Square.

Tientamin Square.

Okay, cool.

Called Entaman's Square.

And I had the banana bread

and the soft cookies.

I like cookies.

I had a cookie at the state fair.

Vote for me.

They have corner the cob.

I like corn and the cobbl.

Vote for me.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I got a pork chop on a stick.

That shows that I can relate to you.

I coach football.

Okay, okay.

I give.

I give.

I can't stand this glad.

I can't.

I don't think I've laughed this hard.

I don't know how I laughed.

Don't you

when you see him, isn't that?

Look at, listen, my voice is shot.

Oh, I got

up on a stick.

How did you get the corn on the cob?

Well, I could see it happening.

Yes.

Yes.

His entire run as the vice presidential nominee is him doing stuff like that.

He is, there's no substance there at all.

And I have the answer as to whether you're hosting the coverage tonight.

The answer is yes.

I can't speak.

Oh, my gosh.

This is usually when we would just drop the mic and walk off stage.

So there are some polls out there.

Donald Trump leads Pennsylvania now by just over two points.

This is from Trafalgar, isn't it?

Yeah, Trafalgar showed Trump leading Harris in Pennsylvania 47.5 to 45.3.

Now it's margin of error.

So it puts him in a virtual tie, but it's nice to see him on top.

There's a couple of other stories about him.

What is this?

What is this one?

Tim Walls talks to We Rate Dogs with Rescue Dog Scout.

Did you know that?

No, I killed you.

I was in Pakistan.

I shot Osama bin Laden.

Do you believe me?

No, I don't.

Do you?

No, I don't.

I like porn switchers.

Okay, thank you.

So he's on with We Rate Dogs.

He said, Politics can sometimes bring out the worst in people, but I believe dogs can bring out the best best in us.

I'm really not going to be able to do this show tonight.

So Americans seem,

I'm still quoting him.

So Americans seem to be more polarized than ever these days, but loving dogs seems to be pretty universal.

Come on.

This isn't a real article.

Why do we love dogs?

Quote, well, they give us unconditional love.

I said, I think, I do think think they bring out the best in us.

I think our politics can sometimes bring out the worst.

I see it as a dog park that rarely will people talk politics.

They talk dogs and they talk about the weather.

They talk about how lucky we are to be here and

think that that's the greatest gift that they have for us.

Is the dog park and the talk in the dog park?

What the hell?

What is this?

We

are aliens on this planet now.

when you step in poo-poo.

I try not to step in poo-poo, but it's usually on my shoes.

My shoes hurt.

I step in purple again

every day.

I step in purple.

I don't even have dog, and I keep stepping in popo.

Whose purpo is it, Glenn?

It's weird.

Somebody, somebody's doing it on my own.

And I look at the cameras and it was me.

I don't even remember it.

But I had a lot of food at the family.

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna be able to do anything.

There's so much spittle on this phone, it's like you gotta warp.

I stemmed him.

It's me.

I mean, I...

How do you, how?

How is this guy on this ticket?

How is this happening?

How is this ticket happening?

How is it happening?

How is it happening?

They're both so embarrassing.

Like, is it possible that this is what we have in this country?

That we're just throwing up this guy who says he's a football coach and is stepping in poo-poo.

Those are like his main

his main qualifications to be vice president of the United States.

Well, he also carried a gun in war and he went to Tiananmen Square.

Yeah, killed Osama bin Laden.

I mean the guy's got some qualifications.

I mean this guy's great.

Oh my God.

I don't even know what to do other than just mock it.

It's just to laugh at it.

It's so disturbing.

We're about, I mean, this debate tonight is a joke.

You have one guy who's who's done what with his life?

Like this, this.

None of them have done this.

None of these things are true.

I have no idea who he is.

Everything he's told us about his life has been a lie.

Even

the process that

created his daughter, they lied about.

Even that foundational thing in their family, they lied about.

He's lied about everything.

And he's accomplished what?

They're like, oh, J.D.

Vance is weird.

What has he done?

He came up from impossible poverty.

He served in the military, didn't lie about it constantly, became a venture capitalist, wrote a best-selling book, had a movie created, became a U.S.

senator, is now a vice presidential candidate.

That's

an American story that you'd make a movie out of.

It's an incredible story.

They did make, I'd like to remind you, they did make a movie.

His life, if you haven't seen Hillbilly Elegy,

it's unbelievable.

It's unbelievable.

Everybody should watch that.

I mean, you watch that and you think,

I wish

I had a kid like that.

I wish I had a grandparent like his grandmother.

And his family is really screwed up.

Have you seen it, Sarah?

Oh, you got to watch it.

You got to watch it.

It's unbelievable.

Have you seen it?

I actually haven't seen the movie.

You've got to see it.

Have you read the book?

No.

I haven't actually read the book.

I mean, I've obviously read a lot about it.

You should watch that before tonight's debate.

It tells you everything you need to know about him.

It is, honestly, you watch it and the childhood this kid had was terrible.

No, no, no, no.

You don't even begin to understand.

And

just

horrific, horrific.

And then

finally, his grandmother takes him away from his mother,

who's just out of control.

And his grandmother isn't that great.

She's rough around the edges a little bit.

Yeah, a little rough around the edges.

But she turns out to be great.

And she finally looks at him and just balls him out as, you know, a 10 or 12-year-old and says, you have a chance to get out of this.

You're smart enough, but I'm beginning to question if you are.

You apply yourself and get out of here.

And he does.

And he ends up going to Yale.

And as he's in Yale, or as he's getting his

interview to intern for some law firm,

his mom is in the hospital.

I think she tried to kill herself.

I can't remember exactly, but she's in the hospital and he's having to juggle this whole thing.

His girlfriend, who's now his wife, he didn't tell her about his family.

She had no idea.

He was so deeply embarrassed by it.

And his wife steps up, is now his girlfriend in the movie.

They're going to college at the same time.

And

she, like,

what?

Why are you just going away?

What is happening with your family?

And he doesn't say anything.

And she just shows up.

And it's amazing.

It's amazing.

This guy is a true American success story.

It is somebody who had every disadvantage, every disadvantage, except his color.

But he grew up

without a dad.

He grew up in an abusive household with alcoholism everywhere.

No one around him was successful.

The only mentor he had was his grandmother.

And his grandmother, as you said, a little rough around the edges.

He did it himself.

It's incredible.

And he's married to the daughter of immigrants as well, right?

That's why that's why he knows they're eating those dogs.

Can you imagine?

Like, they've tried to pin him

as an anti-immigrant guy.

I know, I know, I know.

After all this.

Yeah.

You've got, you've got to watch it.

Hillbilly Elegy, if you haven't seen it, it is really worth your time.

I thought it would be good, but it's great.

It's really great.

I like movies too.

I eat a popcorn.

And I crunch, I crunch, I crunch on that popcorn and so much vibe.

And my hands get a lot of slippery under butter.

I like butter.

Okay, okay, Tim.

Don't forget the debate tonight, Blaze TV.

You want to be there.

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