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Wow, Joe Biden had some amazingly ambitious and wonderful plans that he outlined yesterday.

Exciting.

Oh, it's exciting.

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And we'll tell you some of those plans.

They're grandiose.

They're fantastic.

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All right, so Joe Biden yesterday had a few issues.

I mean, he did have a brain malfunction on the way to describing some of his big plans, but here's what happened first

as he malfunctioned, as he always does.

We've mobilized the world's leading emitters to help poor countries deal with the impacts of climate change.

They called it the G7,

the Build Back Biden, Build Back Better.

And we realized that got confusing.

So now we don't call it that.

What we call it is, here's the bottom line.

Look,

we're the ones that caused the the problem.

Here's the bottom line.

What we call it is:

we cleared all our land.

We did all the things to

make things more easy for us to make money.

What the hell are you talking about?

He has no idea.

What we called it was: look, okay.

What?

What we call it that?

Here's the thing.

That's what we're calling Build Back Better now?

Yeah, here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

It's America's fault.

That's what we're calling it now.

Go, you know, the thing.

he most definitely is that.

So bad.

He is so bad.

There he is trying desperately to blame America for all global warming.

Why is this man in office?

But he eventually got around to some plans that he has.

These are great plans because who was it that would have I mean, has anybody ever conceived of a rail line this ambitious?

I don't, I don't know.

don't know.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Let's hear this.

Well, we're going to win and we're going to help.

We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean.

We have plans to build

in Angola, one of the largest solar plants in the world.

I can go on, but I'm not.

I'm going off script.

I'm going to get in trouble.

Right.

Get in trouble for talking about spending taxpayer dollars on solar factories and stuff in Angola.

Why the hell would we do that?

I don't know.

Nobody knows, and yet that's our plan.

I don't know.

I mean, there's a number of things in that video

that are

really strange.

Do we have the map of what he's talking about there?

Where, okay, yeah.

So if you're watching on Police TV, there's a map from the United States, from North America, all the way across parts of Southeast Asia and then over the Indian Ocean to Africa.

So that's where we're going.

It's an 8,000-mile rail line.

That's fantastic.

That is.

That is.

That's great.

I bet you some of the rail companies were happy to hear that.

Yo.

Man, I'd like to be the contractor on that.

What's that going to cost?

$400 trillion?

I mean,

what is that going to cost?

We're not talking about just a regular cargo train.

We're talking about high-speed training.

It's going to be high speed, right?

Yeah.

High speed, right?

There is also something called

air travel that

could get you there.

Does that exist?

It does exist.

It does.

You could fly over that whole area and get there faster than you could with a high-speed rail line across two oceans.

Doesn't sound safe.

It did not.

It doesn't sound safe.

It's relatively safe.

It's safer than driving your car someplace.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's really.

And certainly probably right now safer than rail travel.

Look at all the problems we've had with railroads lately.

Well, that wouldn't happen if you had a track going across the Pacific Ocean.

No, that wouldn't happen.

You'd never have any problems.

Say with, I don't know, high winds or waves or whatever.

How do you even do that?

How do you build a rail line across the Pacific?

Do you know how

deep the Pacific is in some of those areas?

On top of which,

you'd have to have it elevated for ships to get under, right?

Yes, right, yes.

Aren't you disturbing fish, too?

Yeah.

Whales?

Yeah.

What about whales bumping into this thing?

We'd have to actually stop our trip if a whale were to be just laying across the track.

Yeah.

Could not hit the whale.

I'd like to see that.

That not happen.

No.

No, right.

Right.

You got to completely shut down.

Everything gets shut down.

The line until we can find a way to get it.

Remove it with a crane or whatever.

Good luck with that.

That would be difficult.

I mean, what are you talking about?

Seriously, is that what you're talking?

You're talking about building a railway across the Pacific Ocean?

Huh?

Really, huh?

I mean, I know he's talking to the League of Conservation Voters.

This was their dinner that he was speaking at.

Okay.

So, you know, he's, I guess he thinks.

Is that a good way to conserve by building railroads across the Pacific Ocean?

I don't know plus

then we then we are talking about angola mm-hmm right we're gonna have yeah we're gonna spend our tax dollars on

a solar plant in Angola

what

why uh no thank you well you no thank you he has mentioned recently that the population of Africa where Angola is

very soon will hit one billion people yeah and I'm talking as soon as 2009 so so it's they're going to some they're going to need some solar players around the corner so they do need but do we need to pay for it that's my question well yes yes we're the bad people we're the bad right right right right we've ruined everything yes that is the world

he clearly believes that because we were trying to make money we wanted to make easy money and so we just ruined everything in our path and we suck don't we he clearly believes that i'll tell you that he obviously does

uh Obviously does.

Then he tried to explain seat geek, and he's

so hip and so knowledgeable.

They brought in

all these people to the White House to have this special forum to get rid of these hidden fees that these companies are charging, the airlines and the ticket apps.

And they're charging people extorbitant amounts of money, extorbinant amounts of money, and they only find out at the end of their order.

So by the time you're at the end of the order, I guess there's no way to say no.

Yeah, you can't.

Still,

so there's, you know, we've got to find a way to tack that price on early.

I mean, there are exorbitant fees.

I know there's, you know, and it does double the price sometimes.

I know, I know.

Some of the charges do seem to be

wrong.

You're like, why am I paying for this?

I get it.

I get it.

But he doesn't even

know what it is.

It's agonizing because he's made such a big deal about it and he doesn't even know what the hell it is.

Yeah, listen to this.

Other tickets sold on its platform.

The ticket seller, Seat Greek,

is also set to give customers the option of seeing all in upfront price.

Greek.

It's where

Greeks can go and sit.

A Greek.

Seat Greek.

So

what they do, though, is is charge people money

for service.

They're bad.

I don't know what they are, but I know they're bad.

He has no clue.

No idea.

He's never used it.

He's never heard of it until this announcement.

And he's acting like this is something he's been concerned with for some time.

Very serious.

We need to get them taken care of.

I'm working for the people.

Yeah.

Along with my plan to build a railroad across the Pacific and the Indian Oceans, I've also had this plan in mind ever since I started using Seat Greek.

And I know that build back biden was or build back better was uh too confusing yeah so we gave it a new name

you know

i don't know what that new name is go you know you know the you know the thing

you know the thing

uh the seat greek is right next to seat persian

because they had that battle i saw it on a movie

and so seat greek and seat Persians are getting along now.

But we need them to stop charging people.

Right.

So that's what he's going to do.

They're going to get all of these companies.

These hidden fees that

appear to me not to be hidden.

Does he want them to remove the fees or do they just have to put it up front?

And that would be welcome to me.

Tell me what it really costs.

Because if you tell me that the seat that I'm buying is $40 and then it turns out to be $80,

that does piss me off.

Now I can turn that down and just say I'm not buying it.

My point is, it's not hidden.

You know, they don't.

When you say yes, it doesn't say you said yes to $40, and then you look at your bank account and got charged $80.

That would be hidden.

Yes,

it's hidden until the end.

Sometimes they tack on the fees at the end, and then you see what it is.

Right.

I understand.

I may have used seat Greek before.

Yeah, have you?

Yeah.

What about Seat Persian?

Have you ever used it?

No, I've never used that.

No, okay.

How about seat Macedonia?

No.

You don't.

Okay.

I'm not familiar with that.

I'm sorry.

So, you know,

somebody asked him a question that he did not appreciate.

And this is happening a little bit more often.

Yes, it is.

Every once in a while,

somebody asks him something he does not want to deal with.

Well, you know, there's a lot of news breaking around the Biden family.

There sure is.

Yeah, there sure is.

There's a lot of news.

I know that he's got nothing to do with the Justice Department going after his main opponent for the presidency of the United States, Donald Trump.

But it does seem coincidental that when news breaks around the Biden family, that something else breaks around Donald Trump, and that's what the news talks about.

Isn't that interesting?

It is interesting.

Yeah.

It is interesting.

So he just laughs off a question that he got yesterday.

Thanks, Brad.

Why did the Ukraine FBI format file a reference thing?

is that dumb question?

Why are you asking a drag question either way?

Why are you asking such dumb questions?

Why are you asking me questions?

Okay, so this is why you asked me dumb questions.

So the other day was the day when he was walking and he laughed about it,

didn't even answer it.

You don't even deserve an answer from me.

I'm not going to talk to you about it.

So they ask him about the bribery thing, and his only response is, why are you asking me such dumb questions?

That's a dumb question.

Why is that a dumb question?

It wouldn't be if this was Donald Trump I was talking about.

It certainly would not be if it was Donald Trump.

Really, I mean,

we're at a point now where he's going to have to address it at some point and legitimately address it, not treat people like they're idiots because they're asking the question.

We're not to that point yet, but we will get there, I think.

If they keep pushing him a little bit, I know.

As long as the pressure stays on him, yeah, eventually

he's going to have to start answering to this stuff.

He has to.

I mean, I hope.

You would think in a free republic where we do have a free press that somewhere, sometime, somebody is going to force the issue.

Yeah, I hope so.

And they're going to be in front of him, and he's going to have to address it.

Now, will he stumble and bumble through it?

Probably.

Does he remember half of what they're talking about?

Probably not.

No, he does not.

I mean, it's embarrassing.

It is.

It's embarrassing.

It is.

It truly is embarrassing.

And there's more embarrassment to feel regarding this president.

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All right, we got more from our fabulous brain-dead leader.

Jeez, this guy, just unbelievable.

He loves to go back to the same

phrases.

Same phrases, same stories.

All of it.

Speaking of trains, how many times have we heard the train train story about Ange the engineer?

That has been proven wrong so many times.

The guy was dead when it supposedly took place.

When his big story about Ange, I told him that

I don't know what I fly a lot and I've flown 17.

And sometimes he ties in the Xi Jinping story.

Oh, yes, the 17,000 miles.

Yes, because Ange told him that he's

told me.

I've been on the Amtrak trains for more than anyone.

Two million miles.

Right, right, right, right.

Two Two million miles.

He's traveled Amtrak for two million miles.

Well, he's gone with, he's flown with Xi Jinping 17 or 18,000 miles.

Right.

And then nobody's spent more time.

No.

No one spent more time with Xi Jinping.

And it's incomprehensible to me why that's a good thing.

I have no idea.

Why he's so in love with the story.

It's bad.

It's the opposite of a good thing.

But here's another one of his tried and true nonsensical stories.

So my mother would drive us to school every day.

Yeah.

On queue.

He's got to do this because he's at the first major frost

and the late fall.

My mom would get in the car, turn on the windshield wiper to get the

dew off of it.

The dew.

There would be oil slicks.

The oil slicks.

Literally oil slicks.

Literally.

Windshield.

Oil slicks.

How many folks across the country have had similar experiences?

No one.

No one.

No, really.

No folks.

Tell me.

How many of you have had the same experience?

Wait,

let me recount here, Karen.

Come on.

Zero.

None.

Nobody has that story where they're getting oil slicks off of their windshield.

What are you talking about?

That's not the first time that he's.

Oh, he's told it over and over again that they've got an oil slick on their windshield because of a refinery in town.

Is that what it is?

Yeah, it was some manufacturing plant.

that

spewed their wares all over his cars.

I lived in Houston, Texas for eight years, where they've got many oil refineries.

Was your car even clean to this day?

Not to this day.

And I've switched cars since then.

Really?

This one is dirty from never having been in Houston.

Is that weird?

It is weird.

That's weird.

But you just said it never happened.

It never happened.

I mean, Beaumont.

Have you ever been to Beaumont, Texas?

Beautiful, especially this time.

This time of year.

I mean, you can smell the

whatever it is that's going on in Beaumont.

You can absolutely smell it.

And

there's no oil slicks on people's windows.

If there is, let us know because

if there's a similar story where people are using their windshield wipers to get oil slicks off their window because of the refineries, I'd love to hear from it about it.

I mean,

I guess if we want to try to say that, I guess it's possible that, you know, before many of the government regulations came in, that

some of the foundry and factory owners,

you know, didn't care.

Right, maybe.

You know, during the old days of Pittsburgh and Detroit and my hometown of Sargon, Michigan definitely had that year.

It was dirtier.

Yes.

It was.

But was it that bad to where you had an oil slick on your windshield?

I don't believe it.

I don't know.

I just don't believe it.

They said that General Motors was dumping stuff in the river of my hometown, which is why it never froze.

Oh, really?

Yeah, that's when I remember.

My grandfather told me

as a kid that that happened way back then.

Way back when.

Well, your grandfather probably told you tales of Cleveland when

the river burst into flames.

Yeah.

It was either Lake Erie or the river that feeds it burst into flames on a regular basis.

So your grandfather ever told you about that?

He talked about waters on fire with me.

Yeah, which seems like a bad thing.

It does seem like a bad thing.

But he keeps going back.

You know, he did the, we don't have to play it because it's like three or four minutes long.

But they had Eva Longori at the White House last night.

Of course, they're promoting her new film, and everybody's happy, happy, huggy, huggy.

And what is her new film?

Is it about Flamin' Hot or something?

Probably, because it's called Flaming Hot.

I don't know.

I haven't seen it, but it's called Flaming Hot.

We might have to play it.

I bet you that is.

But he

Jill introduces her.

Jill introduces her and says her name wrong, by the way.

Then

she introduces Joe Biden after she kisses his butt.

He lies about Winnie, how long he's known her, goes back to his tried and true joke about being Jill's husband.

It's just unbelievable.

Everything about him

disgusts me.

Everything he says, everything he does, every Glenn back program.

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Now,

Jeffy mentioned a few minutes ago that yesterday Eva Longoria was at the White House right now.

Yeah, they had a big filming, showcasing her new movie, Flaming Hot.

And it's not

surprisingly, it is not about global warming.

I know.

Amazing.

You would think from Eva Longoria and a movie that the White House is shopping to the country.

I know.

You would think it's climate change.

I know.

But it's about Doritos.

Correct.

It's amazing.

I guess it's a true story about a janitor who came up with the idea of a hot chip.

Yeah, the Richard Montane.

Montoyez, Montanez.

He is the son son of migrants who picked grapes as a child, experienced poverty,

discrimination.

Yes.

Racism, lack of opportunity, xenophobia.

On a daily basis.

Yeah.

And overcame it all.

Overcame it all.

This man.

And so.

Apparently, Eva Longoria is not even in the movie, right?

Yeah, I don't even know.

It's her directorial debut.

According to the IMDb, they don't have her listed as any of the acting roles, although I'm sure she may play some.

If it's a show about Doritos, you're going to see grocery shelves.

So, you know, she may be walking down the aisle in a grocery store or something for a little.

Or maybe she stacks the shelves.

Maybe that's her role.

I don't know.

Maybe she's not in it at all.

I will say, for the years I spent working in the grocery business, I don't recall anyone looking like her stocking Jill.

I'm a fan of it, if that's the case.

Yeah.

So anyway,

Jill.

So Jill introduced her.

They're there.

Jill opens up, which is agonizing, as always.

In another self-agonizing, yes.

I dislike her nearly as much as Joe.

You do?

I do.

Well, then she

introduces Eva.

And

I'm sure she says her name wrong.

Yeah.

You tell us.

Does she get the name wrong?

And then Eva goes on about, oh, I mean, you'll hear her.

And then she introduces Joe.

And then Joe tells a couple more lies.

Okay.

And some icky joke about him being old and her being young, which was wrong to begin with.

I mean, the whole thing is.

Everything he ever says is wrong or a lie or both.

Listen to this.

This film isn't just about Richard.

It's about everyone who has been overlooked and underestimated, but reached for a dream anyway.

It's about sacrifice and love and partnership.

How when someone sees the possibility that you hold, you can find the courage to take risks and rise to the top, no matter what stands in your way.

No matter what, and it's all the entire community who came together to make this movie possible.

Of course,

that effort has been led by the incomparable Eva LaGuardia.

Eva LaGuardia.

Pause it for a second.

Okay, she's so incomparable.

I don't even know how to pronounce her name.

Eva La Goria.

Get on up here.

Eva LaGoria.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Eva lets it go, though.

That means

what are you going to say?

What are you going to do?

You said my name wrong.

Punch it right in the face.

No, that's not going to happen.

And here's what Eva had to say: We're honored to screen your movie here today.

Soon.

So now we get to bring this story to the Casablanca

under an administration that believes in our community and shares our values.

And it's very, very important.

We have a lot of work to do, you guys.

There's a lot of work coming.

And we have to make sure that entrepreneurs and visionaries like Richard have the opportunities and that infrastructure of opportunity to make their dreams a reality.

And that can only happen when you have leaders like President Biden.

You've got to be kidding.

So throughout Biden's career, I've been working with President Biden for many, many years and it has always been a great joy.

We share so much.

He's been a champion for working people in search of the American dream.

You know,

what he's been doing for the country means there's going to be a lot more Richard Montañez's ready and waiting to take their shot to make history.

So it is my honor and sincere pleasure to introduce to you tonight the man who's been fighting for us all, fighting for Latinos, fighting for Americans, fighting for workers, and most importantly.

I'm sorry.

He's fighting for Latinos.

That's what she said.

There are 85,000 missing children.

who have sneaked across this border, most of them Latinos.

Okay.

Most of, not all of them, but most of them are going to be Hispanic, Latino, whatever.

85,000.

He couldn't care less about Latinos.

Latinos' jobless rate is up since Donald Trump.

Don't tell me this guy cares about Latinos.

He's fighting for it, man.

Stand it.

Oh, I can't stand this stuff.

We're fighting for democracy.

Well, yes, because we're not a democracy.

A A man who understands and embodies the values of family community and perseverance.

Please help me welcome President Biden.

Pause it again for a sec.

This man understands family values so well.

Yes, he does.

That he won't even come.

He won't, he won't even claim the grandchild he has in Arkansas from Hunter

snorting Coke off a stripper's belly and then impregnating her and then ignoring the fact that he has a child in Arkansas.

You're talking about the dancer?

Yes.

That's what you're referring to as a stonic dance.

The exotic dancer.

Okay.

That's, I guess, that's my honesty.

He's honest.

All right, here's Biden.

My name's Joe Biden.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Thank you, Eva, for that introduction.

And congratulations on your debut.

Your debut as a director, adding another accomplishment to an already incredible, incredible career.

We've known each other a long time.

She was 17, I was 40.

No.

No, no.

No.

Not a joke.

She was seven.

She would have been seven when he was 40.

When he was 40.

Right.

When she was 17, he was 50.

It's still creepy.

Either way, it's creepy.

Thank you.

Did he have more?

Oh my gosh.

That was enough.

She's now 48.

Eva Longoria.

You believe that?

I mean, man, where is the time gone?

All right.

It goes by fast.

It sure does.

It goes by fast.

It sure does.

And when you've been working with him your whole life, man,

it just flies by because he's done such a great job for the community.

He has.

He really has.

Thank you.

He had a busy day yesterday.

He had to

be at his little gathering to make sure that Seat Greek

didn't.

Seek Greek.

Well, and he should know Seat Greek because he's partially Greek.

Oh, yeah.

Remember he grew up in a Greek area.

For the Senate seat when I was 29 years old,

because he started calling me Joe Bidenopoulos.

Oh, you think I'm Tennessee?

Yeah, you think he's kidding.

He's not.

Maybe Irish, but I'm not stupid.

Then he's Italian.

Married Dominique Giacoppa's daughter.

So I got him a little Italian in me now.

Yeah, probably that.

what about the Polish?

Polish or Italian.

I grew up feeling self-conscious.

My name didn't end in the SKI or

right.

See?

I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community.

The Puerto Rican community.

Politically.

And so we came here for a long time.

Yeah, right.

I got raised in the black church.

Oh, and the black kids.

I got my education in the black church.

In the black church.

Okay.

And that's not hyperbole.

It's a fact.

No,

I probably

went to Shul more than many of you did.

So, I mean, his background is so varied.

He's lived and grown up in so many environments that it's hard to keep track of him.

And he's honest.

So we got that going for us, too.

All right, let's check in with Jeffy and the Fat Five.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Going to do the Fat Five here?

Yes.

All right, well, let's knock it out then.

I'll have to find my Fat Five here.

Chewing the Fat Fat Five, number one.

Okay, a little bit of a PSA here.

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Apparently also runs like a T-Rex.

Those efforts are being hindered by toxic hoax sightings.

Okay?

Oh, no.

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All right.

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June the fat number two, fat pile number two.

Get ready to see the doors closed on the UPS trucks.

while on the road.

UPS has reached a tentative deal with Teamsters Union, representing the drivers and all of the 340,000 UPS workers.

The deal is going to include AC in packaged delivery vehicles.

Air conditioning has been a major sticking point in negotiations between the company and the unit.

Those trucks aren't air conditioning.

The UPS trucks are now.

That's why you see them with the driving with the doors open all the time.

Oh, my gosh.

What is this, 1948?

Yes.

So the tenant language to equip the delivery and logistics company's fleet of vehicles with air conditioning systems, new heat shields, and additional fans.

In-cab air conditioning in most delivery vehicles purchased after January 1st, 2024.

Until then, two fans would be installed in all packaged cars, and all newer non-electric package cars would get exhaust heat shields.

So, working conditions in hot weather has been a point of contention for the drivers and the union leaders.

They've been whining about having to go to the hospital for heat illnesses in recent years

and some nearing kidney failure.

It's important to stay hydrated, okay?

NBC News also reported that temperature readings for the backs of trucks in Arizona and Florida, they don't even mention Texas, have exceeded 150 degrees Fahrenheit.

Oh my gosh.

So

that's nuts.

That is.

That is crazy.

I mean, UPS delivers what 25 billion packages a year, literally.

25 billion.

Do you think they've seen those trucks?

No, they haven't for a long time, yeah.

Crazy.

The union could still strike if they don't finish this deal up by July 31st.

And of course, UPS confirmed the tentative agreement and said it's going to continue to prioritize the health and safety of its drivers.

That's nice because they certainly don't seem that they have been.

No, it doesn't, does it?

Since they didn't care about diet, you didn't drive around in those 150-degree trucks.

Shut up.

Number three, here in the Tune the Fat Five.

Earlier this week, I joked around about Donald Trump being president from a jail cell, which admittedly would be a tight squeeze.

I mean, we were reminded by Jan Koprek on Twitter: the resolute desk is four by six, prison cell is six by eight.

Yeah, it's a tight squeeze.

Still possible, though.

But I don't want him to be in jail.

However, he could still run for president if in jail.

And it's been done before.

Eugene V.

Debs was in an Atlanta penitentiary serving a 10-year sentence.

And some of this.

Isn't Debs a socialist?

Well, Pat,

he was convicted for violating the Espionage Act of 1917

after the prosecution argued that his anti-war speech obstructed military enrollment.

Oh, that's not cool.

No.

They put him in jail for that?

That's correct.

He was outspoken against World War I.

I'm sorry, America's involvement in World War I.

Wow.

And so they threw him in jail.

Get out of here.

So he ran ran for president, and that was like the

fourth time he'd run.

He ran all the time.

Yeah.

This is his fifth run.

And I love his campaign button that read for president, the convict number 9653.

It's funny.

It's awesome.

It's funny.

Really awesome.

I would love to have that button, by the way.

And then President Harding commuted his sentence in 1921.

All right.

You know what?

World War I, we're done with you.

Go ahead.

Get out.

You're You're not going to be president.

And

we don't care about World War I anymore.

So get out.

No problem.

Take care.

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Yeah.

Well, the Justice Department has just notified the PGA that they're going to investigate the situation.

Huh.

Yeah, they just want to take a look.

Yeah, I just want to take a look, see.

That's all the government wants to do is take a look, see.

Take a look, see.

Make sure everything's okay.

You know, it's working around okay.

That's why I found it interesting that what's his his face?

Monaghan.

Yeah.

Jay Monaghan.

He called in sick.

Head of the PGA.

Yeah, he called in sick.

I've got to take some sick leave.

Oh, for the U.S.

Open?

The U.S.

Open started yesterday.

Yeah.

But prior to that,

prior to that, he.

Oh, it's a USGA.

Is that different than the PGA?

Obviously, it is.

So that's why he's not there.

Okay, Mr.

Golfer, but he's on.

Golf is agonizing to me.

I'll tell you that, first of all.

I'm not a huge fan either.

But no, Monahan called in sick.

I mean, he taking sick leave now.

So I don't even know if he's going to come back, whatever.

He's just taking complete sick leave.

Are you guys looking into us?

How much money are we going to make and who's making all the money?

Boy, I don't feel good.

I can imagine where he might not show up in person for a while.

Oh, I mean, well, he's literally not doing his job.

You would not want to face that

leave.

Well, he only makes $14 million a year.

What do you want him to do?

Yeah, but that was...

You want him to show up at every event?

That was before Liv.

Yeah.

That was way before Liv.

So he's

definitely doesn't want anything to do with it.

Now, he may be sick.

I don't know.

He may have actual

illness wrong with him.

So if he does, I hope you get better, Jay.

I do.

So let's see.

So the PGA, the Pro Golfers Association, is different than the United States Golfers Association.

Okay.

So that that might have something to do with it, but I'm sure that Jay Monaghan would normally be there, right?

Well,

even if he's not there in person, I mean, yes, he probably would be, yes.

But my point was that when they, you know, the government decided that they were going to start, you know, take a peek-see at what's going on behind the let's peel another layer off the onion of this live PGA deal.

But I'd love to talk to you guys.

I'm just not going to be there.

Damn it.

God darn it.

Yeah, so this review by the Justice Department, which had already been investigating the PGA tour and other leading golf bodies for anti-competitive behavior.

Right.

Well, that's all started because of the LIV thing, though.

Right.

I mean, that's when they were.

And that's when, in the beginning, that's when Monaghan was saying how terrible Liv was, and they were the worst people on Earth, and you couldn't do business with them.

I don't even want them walking the same planet as me.

And then a year later, you know, I sure we took some money.

And now, and now that they're looking into it, apparently this makes any transaction between the two entities take even longer.

So this thing's going to draw out for a while.

It may not even actually happen.

Some people are speculating.

It may not even come to fruition.

I don't know.

We'll see.

It kind of feels like it still might, though.

I mean, that's an awful lot of money.

A lot of money.

They don't even specify how much.

It's so rich.

Well, Live or Piff or whatever they are.

I mean, they have, you know,

quite a bit of money.

The Sovereign Fund.

Quite a bit of money.

The sovereign wealth fund holds in it right now.

They've got $650

billion

in assets.

$650 billion.

That's what I said.

Quite a bit of money.

Something like $85 billion just cash on hand.

Like they carry that around in their wallet.

Okay, you need an extra, what, 30, 40 billion?

Yeah, I got it.

Let me see.

You want that in ones or

how should I pay you with it?

Let me run run to the closet and get the suitcase out.

I'll put some cash in here for you.

Go ahead.

I mean, it's pretty incredible.

The tour, PGA tour, and Saudi, PIF, along with Europe's DP World Tour, somehow, I don't know, they're connected to this too, and nobody's really talking about it.

Oh, yeah, that was part of the deal.

Because originally

the PGA was, it was reported that they were in talks with taking that over.

And no one knew about this, the live deal.

So that was was like the smoke screen

that kept everybody away from not knowing about the live deal.

So when they announced the live deal, the

European League, whatever they call themselves, DP, World.

Yeah,

that was just part of the deal.

Oh, yeah, we've been working on that.

That's part of the deal.

We're just taking that over, too.

Okay.

But I will say again, if, man, if I was Rory McElroy, I would really be pissed off at this point.

Oh, man.

He's handled himself pretty darn well, I think, under the circumstances of turning down $300 million to be loyal to the PGA and to be loyal to his own principles, where, yeah, I don't want to get in bed with these guys.

They've got terrible human rights abuses on their record.

I'm not going to, you know, they just killed Jamal Khashoggi a few years ago.

I'm not going to be a part of that.

$300 million, nope.

And now they've merged with the organization that was supposed to be the one that was, you know, helping you maintain your principles.

I hate to remind everybody, but Donald Trump told you so.

Yeah, he did.

Trump told you so

he truthed it or tweeted it or whatever he did, but I mean, he told everybody, hey.

Yeah, he did.

Take the money now because you're not, when we merge, you're getting nothing.

Go on.

Take the money and run.

Where's the money?

Right?

Steve Miller said it in 1973 or four.

And it's true today.

Steve Miller did.

It's just as true today.

Go on.

Take the money and run.

Hey, congratulations, too.

We forgot to mention yesterday, the Republicans defeated the Democrats in their traditional baseball game.

Oh.

16-6.

Oh, good.

Crushed them.

How about that?

And I love the CNN story about the game.

It talks about how Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett broke new ground Wednesday night as the first black woman Democrat to play in the congressional baseball Baseball Games' 114-year history.

The first black woman

Democrat.

Yeah, because

when you get down into the story, way down in.

Oh, yeah, that representative Mia Love was the first black Republican woman elected.

So the first woman of color was Mia Love, who just happened to be a Republican.

Huh.

You mean they broke that ground?

That's interesting.

That is interesting.

Just like all the rest of the ground that the Republicans have broken

in civil rights, they broke that ground too.

That's exactly.

Man.

That's just unbelievable to me.

It's just agonizing, isn't it?

It sure is.

I think you've got some audio playing somewhere.

It wasn't go.

All right.

Yeah.

Because I was getting into a new website, and that website decided that it needed to tell me something.

You know what?

That should be illegal.

Where these, just these things just start playing.

If I want to play it, I'll push the start button.

The way you log as soon as you should be illegal.

Yes, pop-up ads should be illegal.

It's just unbelievable.

Anyway, some might say, yeah, you could mute your computer as I have done, just in case.

But I did.

You did.

I did.

Then how do we get the audio, I wonder?

Huh?

That's weird.

I did.

I may have been listening to something else.

That'd be eight.

So I saw, speaking of baseball, though, I see where Nevada has

okayed the baseball stadium for the Oakland A's to come to Las Vegas.

Oh, okay.

The state is going to give them like $380 million

to build their new stadium.

They say it's going to cost $1.5 billion or whatever.

It's going to be, I think, one of the smallest seat-wise, like $30,000 on the strip.

Oh, it's on the strip, too.

It's going to be on the strip.

It's going to replace where the old Tropicana was.

Okay.

There's enough acreage there to do that.

That's interesting.

You know what else is interesting is taxpayers funding these sports stadiums.

Yes, it is.

That's interesting.

That's funding it all, Pat.

I mean, I wonder if the taxpayers of Nevada find that interesting as well.

Hey, I don't mind paying another $340 million in taxes so we can.

Well, 80.

380 million in taxes.

What's another 40 million among friends?

Let's go ahead and build the stadium for them.

Well, you're only paying a portion of it.

Right.

You're creating jobs.

You're paying a portion of it.

And they claim that.

The team has to

create or prove that they've created like a couple million dollars a year in revenue for the city or the state.

for them to continue some other tax breaks that they're going to get.

So congratulations.

And Oakland, you know, have a nice day.

You guys, I'm

sorry to see that happening.

There could be sagebrush blowing through that town.

Yeah, no care.

Everybody left.

And I will say this: it's interesting that Major League Baseball is building a new stadium that's going to have a retractable roof, and yet the National Football League is allowing a stadium to be built in Buffalo, New York.

A new stadium in Buffalo, New York, without a roof.

That is a crime.

No, it isn't.

It is criminal.

Football is unbelievable that that is allowed in today's world.

Football is a cold weather sport, my friend.

And part of the fun.

Welcome to the 1970s.

No,

part of the fun is to have football be played in bad.

And we know what college football covers that.

But when we get to the NFL, it's worth too much.

There's too much at stake.

Millions of dollars.

Too much talent.

Put a roof on the stadiums.

Let's see the games play.

This is completely disagree disagree on that.

And it makes perfect sense, though, in Las Vegas because it's too hot.

I'm sorry.

It's too hot.

I want

to go into the game.

25 feet of snow.

Did Buffalo ever have to move a game because it was too much snow?

And then they had to go to, oh, I know a city that had a domed stadium.

I mean, it's unbelievable to me that the NFL is allowing this to happen.

What a sissy you are on this particular issue.

You are an absolute wusscake on this issue.

Agonizing.

Football is an outdoor game.

It's not an indoor game.

Baseball is a little bit different because, you know, it's a warm weather game.

And then it's really warm in Las Vegas and you don't want it that warm.

I mean, you see what Major League Baseball is actually coming around, right?

They had the stadium here in Dallas that didn't have a roof.

And then I was like, you know, we're going to build a new stadium and put a roof.

And it's going to have a roof

in Texas.

We want to block the sun a little bit.

Yes.

Well, because as we said on my show this morning, the sun is only 37 miles away from Texas.

37 miles.

Some days.

Even closer.

Yeah.

Like yesterday, it was seven miles away from the surface of Texas.

It was what?

I don't even know what the heat index yesterday was, but it was supposedly the most humid day in Dallas Australia.

Well, they said, since we've gotten so much rain, and then

now the sun has moved closer to the state of Texas, then that

creates creates the humidity.

Right.

So we will have that for the next few days if you're miserable.

Anywhere in the Texas area.

It's miserable.

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Meanwhile, you know, we were just speaking of the live tour from Saudi Arabia.

As all of this is going on, right now, as we speak, Amnesty International is trying to intervene.

They're about to execute seven people,

seven men who committed crimes before they were 18

and got the death penalty for it.

And so

Saudi Arabia is doing this or Saudi Arabia.

No, Saudi Arabia.

So Amnesty International right now is putting a bunch of pressure on Emmanuel Macron from France because he's got the crown prince visiting, and they're trying to say, hey, pressure him not to kill these guys.

Okay.

And it's going to be interesting to see if they do.

In light of the bad publicity that Saudi Arabia gets, it seems like this might be a way to soften a blow a little bit.

It might say, hey, you know what?

All right.

We're going to show some mercy to these seven.

It might be.

I mean, it'd be interesting to see what he had to say

if Emmanuel has got the guts to bring it up.

I mean, he's trying to portray himself as the new world leader, right?

I mean,

he's trying to pick up where we have left off because we've got such inept, terrible, brain-dead leadership.

Right.

I mean, and so it'd be a good time for him to step that role up too.

It would look good for both of them if he were able to make that happen.

It really would.

It really would.

Also of note is that the Fox News producer that Tucker Carlson just talked about in his latest rant on Twitter.

Have you seen this yet?

I have.

I did watch it.

I watched it last night.

It's a really interesting, really good really good.

Yeah, very good.

I really enjoyed it.

You know, I'm a little disappointed that it wasn't us.

I'm very disappointed that we didn't do it.

You know, we've done all the stories.

We have.

And we've done all the stories in it, but the way he packaged it was awesome.

Nicely done.

Brilliant.

Yeah, just really nicely done.

Because what happened was Fox News had this producer, and I think he was Tucker's producer when Tucker was still at Fox.

But as Tucker pointed out, well-respected, a guy that everybody thought was really good at the place.

And he put up a Chiron the other day.

Joe Biden on one side.

It was a split screen of Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

At the same time.

I mean, it was the same same day that Trump was arrested, and then he went back to

New Jersey and gave a speech, and

Biden was speaking at the same time.

And do you have the exact words of the guy run?

It was the.

The Bonnabee dictator speaks at the White House after having his political rival arrested.

It's accurate.

So what's the problem?

Well, the problem was Fox News is trying to be more politically correct than that.

They went nuts, and they made him take it down within 27 seconds.

So obviously the brass saw it and they called down to the studio and they get that Chiron off the screen right now.

And then they fired the producer for putting it up.

So

it was addressed.

Yeah,

it was addressed.

It was addressed.

They addressed it.

All right.

So the producer, as

Tucker pointed out last night in his rant, he even offered to, okay, well, you know, I'll go, but

I'll give you two weeks if you want.

And they said, nope, get your stuff and get out now

immediately.

That's how pissed they were.

Back it to go, yeah.

So Tucker kind of explored just exactly why Joe Biden is nothing like a wannabe dictator.

How wrong that was?

Tyron was.

How dare Fox News.

I don't even know where you would get that.

Right.

And then he goes systematically.

In fact, this is episode four of his Twitter posts, and it's called, it's titled Wannabe Dictator.

I will say, it feels like it's being throttled a little, though, to be, I don't know why.

It's like this right now,

it says it only has 16.6 million views.

Oh, that's quite a lot of listeners.

It hasn't been 24 hours, so I guess.

And that's a lot of views, but not compared to what he has been getting.

I mean, the last one already has almost 100.

The second one is the one that I guess wasn't very good.

That one only has like 60 million, 58 million views.

Okay.

After the first one, though, having 117.5 million views,

the rest of them apparently,

apparently he stinks.

And, you know, those numbers are a little inflated because if you just scroll over it, I think they get credit for a view.

Oh, I don't know about that.

But I think you have to stop.

But even so, those are still huge numbers.

Yes, absolutely.

A lot of people are stopping and watching.

The wannabe dictator should be more than 16.6 million.

I think so, too.

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I love this story about moving the earth.

Did you know?

Are you aware that in

just a billion years from now, just one billion years, right around the corner?

The earth will become so hot that it will be uninhabitable.

The sun is going to fry us to a crisp.

So the earth, the entire earth, is going to be like Texas is now.

Yes.

Is what you're saying.

That's what I'm saying.

Yes.

Texas is virtually uninhabitable.

Yet, 30 million of us inhabit it.

Nobody really knows how that's possible.

But how do you, by the way, in the 1800s, how do you, how do you take a horse past this place and say, man, the mosquitoes, the cockroaches, the heat, the humidity, the

just sheer

misery here.

It's beautiful.

Let's stay.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You know, before oil is really a big, big thing, how did that happen?

I don't know.

It's weird.

But anyway.

It is.

So scientists right now, this scientist, Albert Zilstra, professor of astrophysics at the University of Manchester, has suggested we move the Earth back 3 million miles from the sun.

Now, we're only 93 million miles, as you know, away from it right now.

So he wants to push us back to 96 million miles.

Okay.

Do we

all go up outside and jump up and down real quick?

Don't

face east and blow at the same time.

How do we move back?

Shows your hideous ignorance, Jeffy.

We wait for a really big asteroid to come by, and then we have it slingshot us.

We slingshot around that asteroid

and it throws us 3 million miles back.

Okay, so

how does that work?

I do the slingshot effect.

Yeah, the slingshot effect to go 3 million miles away from the sun.

And then everything will be fine.

We'll be able to last beyond a billion years from now.

So are we

supposed to all wear a giant baseball glove and catch the asteroid?

No.

We're going to throw a lasso around it and

just everybody hangs on for dear life.

You know, as it's passing,

I'm not really sure how that works.

We put out one of those giant fishing nets and hope that the asteroid gets caught in and then slingshots us around the sun.

The way they explain this is Professor Zilstra's concept for moving away from the Sun would involve a gravity assist or slingshot maneuver commonly used for speeding up spacecraft.

Okay.

By approaching a planet, such a spacecraft can make use of the planet's gravitational pull.

Right.

Yeah, but

when the planet speeds up, it drifts away from the sun, right?

But how you make that planet speed up just because an asteroid is passing by, I'm not sure how that works.

He proposes somehow altering the orbit of the asteroid while it's in space,

perhaps by nudging it with a robotic probe at a certain angle and speed.

If nudged successfully, the asteroid would do a loop around the sun and head back toward the earth before slingshotting slingshotting itself on Earth's orbit.

Okay.

I mean, it makes sense, right?

No.

It makes sense.

All you have to do is just

nudge it.

It makes sense.

We just nudge it.

That's all.

Okay, so you do this a million times.

Here's what he says.

This is so bizarre.

Do this a million times and the Earth will increase its velocity by the amount we need.

After a million flybys, the Earth is in its new

orbit.

Oh, okay.

So we nudge this thing a million times.

A million times.

So it flies around us one million times.

And by the end of that, we'll have moved gradually enough to be able to survive the nudging and be farther away from the sun.

And it's just that it's just that easy, everybody.

So don't worry about the Earth.

It'll be fine in a billion years.

I realize I'm not an astrophysicist

from Manchester.

I got it.

But I'm trying to understand

how we are going to do that.

Wouldn't you think we'd have a better alternative than that in a billion years?

Let's say we still exist.

No, everything will be exactly the same.

Yeah, right.

Right.

I mean, that's what we're to believe with all the climate change.

Yes.

We're close to the sun.

Everything is supposed to, we're supposed to act now as if nothing will ever change, get better.

It'll just gradually get worse all the time.

Humans will not adapt, you know, like they've done all along.

Right.

And for instance, look at the technological advances we've enjoyed in the last 50 years or in the last 100 or 200 years.

Can you imagine a thousand years from now where we'll be, technologically speaking, if we all survive?

But what kind of advances would there be in that amount of time, let alone a million or a billion years from now?

Jeez, we'd

easily solve this problem

down the line.

I'm hoping that

in

500 million years?

Yeah, 1 billion.

1 billion years.

Okay, so in 1 billion years, I'm hoping by then, right?

At least you're trying to make me believe it, that we'll have advanced enough that where we'll look back at the astrophysicist in 2023 that says

he nudged an asteroid a million times to speed us up and realize, oh, that was dumb.

Yeah.

I mean, seriously, is that not one of the dumbest things you've ever heard?

I'm no astrophysicist.

I already claimed I was, but

that's a stupid idea.

Okay, we're going to nudge the asteroid around the sun and us one million times.

That's preposterous.

Come on, man.

Come on.

He should be fired for that.

He should be fired from the University of Manchester.

Come on, man.

And he probably wrote his doctoral on that, right?

Probably.

Doctoral, doctor, whatever he wants to call it.

Oh, probably.

That's probably what he wrote it on, right?

The hypothesis of we're going to move the earth.

It wouldn't surprise me.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Good idea, my friend.

Good idea.

Tell you what.

Get your things and get out.

How about that?

Oh, but what we're going to do

is

we're going to just, you know, what if we just nudge this asteroid?

You know what I'm saying?

And then we did that like

a million times.

We could probably.

The Earth would move.

Yeah.

Right?

Yeah, right.

Oh, like a joke.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you.

Also, tonight, tonight's night, I believe, at Dodger Stadium for the

anti-Catholic, anti-Christian group to participate.

Do we have time to catch a flight?

Catch the game?

If we hurry, if we hurry, we could just get there probably by game time.

Book a flight.

Maybe I could use seat Greek.

Interesting that a Catholic advocacy group has been running ads during every Los Angeles Dodgers game this week,

calling out the team because they're doing this tonight.

Good.

And they're still

doing it.

That's amazing.

That sure is.

That's just amazing.

They have not bent the knee to this.

Now, do you remember in the beginning when this was first announced, they got so much much flack that they said, okay, no, we're going to do that.

We called that off.

Then they got flack from the other side, so they said, No, no, wait, we're sorry to the they apologized to this drag queen group and reinvited them, yeah.

And then they've survived all told everyone else to take a hike, yeah, they sure have.

We don't care about you, that's right.

It is still going on, still on the sisters of perpetual indulgence performed tonight.

Wow.

That's just crazy.

Wow.

I mean, they only dress like Catholic nuns.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then do all kinds of sacrilegious things as such.

Correct.

That's it, though.

I mean, they do some things with the cross that just, I mean, it's outrageous.

I don't even want to, I wouldn't even describe what they do because it's just so horrible.

And that's okay, I guess.

I guess the offense to Christianity, to Catholics is not a problem at all.

They don't care.

It's been pointed out, too, that they have, you know, their

Dodgers code of conduct prohibits wearing or saying anything that goes against anybody's age, gender, creed, or religion.

But we're going to go ahead and celebrate that on the field.

Wow.

Wow.

We're not going to worry about that with this.

That's okay.

Well, it's Pride Month.

Right.

So anything goes on Pride Month, I guess.

During Pride Month, you can do whatever you want, offend everybody else as much as you want.

And look, we have, we don't even know, you know, we talked about it earlier today on your show, Pat Gray Unleashed, which you can listen to anywhere you get your podcasts or live, 7 to 9 Eastern, prior to this very broadcast.

On Jeopardy, they asked a question about

something else.

About a Bible verse.

Let's go ahead and do it.

Let's play that.

Matthew 6, 9 says, Our Father which art in heaven, this be thy name.

Hallowed be thy name.

Nothing.

All three of them.

All three contestants stand there.

Like it's the toughest question ever asked on Jeopardy.

I don't know.

We didn't even get an idea.

I don't know.

I mean, nothing.

You got to be kidding me.

You don't know that?

Holy cow.

I mean, the audience, audience, this happened earlier in the week.

The audience went crazy.

Well, they had to have.

Yeah, I bet they did.

I'll bet they did.

People were tweeting social media and everywhere saying, you know, I'm an atheist and I know the answers.

Are you kidding me?

No.

You don't even have to be super religious to know the answer to that.

Right.

Come on.

But it does show how far we've gone the way that

heaven forbid we take away the Pride Night celebration at Dodger Stadium where we can just besmirch the Christians.

It does show us where we are in this country.

Sure does.

Shows us right where we are.

Sure does.

And it's not in a good place.

Hallowed be thy name.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

One could make a case that it may not have been a great idea to take God out of schools

at a certain point in time.

Huh.

I'm not making that case.

Like the Supreme Court ruling.

One could make a case.

You think somebody could make that case?

You know, we probably shouldn't have taken God out of school.

Well,

let me ask you this question: Has our society gotten better, worse, or about the same since we did?

I don't know.

No way to tell.

There's like the metric system.

There's no way to tell.

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We've been debating all morning, really, this Conor McGregor situation.

There is a woman who is accusing him of rape right now.

Yeah, terrible accusation.

And not from 30 years ago.

Of course, he's only 30, what, 34?

It would have been tough.

Yeah.

30 years ago.

Yeah, it would have been tough 30 years ago.

But, you know, usually a decade ago, 15 years ago, it happened the other night.

I mean, we're coming up with new laws saying that, you know, the statue of limitations don't count anymore.

Right.

So that we can charge people.

Or we'll redo the statue of

limitations

so that you can file now.

Anyway.

Anyway.

That's just the case here.

That is not the case.

It happened game four of the Miami Heat championship game against the Denver Nuggets.

So Connor McGregor was there and he got trouble for a stunt he did.

With the mascot between periods.

He punched the mascot.

Knocked him out.

Knocked him out cold right there on the floor.

Sprayed him with his own pain relief medicine that he was trying to hawk.

So people were already hacked off at him.

You know, supposedly he hit the guy so hard, the mascot underneath the mask.

He didn't seek medical attention, Pat.

Which I think is nonsense.

Shut up.

Get out of here.

No, he's already in trouble with that.

After the game,

there's a whole bunch of people in the hallway.

Now, the story I read initially was that she claimed NBA security and Miami Heat.

security and Connor McGregor security, right?

His own security.

Yeah, but first of all, the NBA and the Miami Heat security threw her into the bathroom where Connor was with his security.

Okay.

Okay, right.

That was the original story.

Right.

Yes, absolutely.

Yes.

Yes.

Well, an actual video has emerged of Connor and this girl walking hand in hand to the bathroom.

Yeah, the video that TMZ acquired

shows Connor coming around the corner

in this crowd of people, you know, security guards and other people are are there as well.

He reaches out to her,

looking at her, reaches out to her,

takes her by the hand.

I mean, he wasn't dragging her.

Nope.

He was not dragging her at all.

This was

okay.

At least the walk hand in hand to the bathroom happened consensually.

So that makes it a different story.

Right now.

It does to me.

It sure does to me.

Now I realize.

Now he's married.

It makes it a tough situation for him and his wife and the mother of his two children.

Stop it.

Stop it.

That is quintessential, Jeffy, right there.

Stop it.

How dare you bring up his wife?

I bring up the family.

It's a celebration we're talking about.

That's got nothing to do with this at all.

Don't even worry about his wife.

So, anyway, aside from the whole family thing, right?

Okay.

Yeah, it looks like there's not a criminal issue here, or it sure doesn't.

I mean, I don't know.

Who knows what happened once they got in there?

But I mean, she seems to be in the middle of the day.

It appears that she went in willingly.

I mean,

what are we doing in the bathroom to begin with?

Yeah, why would you go willingly into the bathroom with him?

What do you think is going to happen?

Right.

They had some sandwiches they were serving in there

in the bathroom.

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So Spotify has decided to cut their losses with the Megan Markle podcast situation.

It was a mutual.

Mutual agreement.

Was it mutual?

It was mutual.

That's what's being reported.

You know, Spotify and Archwell are just

not going to partner anymore.

Spotify isn't going to produce the podcast anymore.

Season one has finished.

And there will be no more

season two under the Spotify production of Archwell.

Do we know, is Megan going to continue the podcast?

Archwell?

I don't know.

It took quite a while for them to actually get one up and running.

It did.

Remember, I mean,

they finally had to send somebody over to the house.

Like, hey, don't we have a $20 million deal with you people?

Can you just please record something?

And when she did, it actually did really well at first.

Yeah, the first one did.

The first one.

And I guess they probably all did okay,

but they continued.

I mean, obviously they didn't do okay enough since we let you do a season, and now we're not going to do your show anymore.

And by the way,

that doesn't fulfill your $20 million we gave you, so you're not getting all of the $20 million.

So what we're going to give you is maybe $10.

Yeah, looks like $10 million

for them.

I mean, we'll see.

Their deals are pretty stunning.

I mean, they made deals with Netflix, and, you know, Harry made his publishing deal as he wrote his tremendous book, Spare.

What's the deal with Netflix?

What are they going to produce for

Because Archwell Productions is supposed to produce stuff for Netflix.

And that was $103.6 million.

I mean, they produced the one

series, right?

Was that on Netflix?

Was that Netflix, the Harry and Megan thing?

I don't know.

Yeah, it was on Netflix.

I think it is.

Yeah, that was part because they had to produce something.

Netflix is like,

hey, can we maybe just follow you around?

Please?

So we have some content for our money.

And so the Spotify, I mean, Spotify's been cutting their podcast divisions down anyway.

So if you're not performing

as

expected,

they're going to cut you loose.

Who else have they cut?

Well, recently.

Well, they've cut some internal employees, but some of the podcasts, like Jamelle Hill was supposed to be, was a really big deal for them.

And

they cut ties with her not long ago.

And prior to that,

she was the one that that was complaining about

they should pay some black person $100 million, Joe Rogan money.

Oh, okay.

Well, yeah, I'll tell you what.

When you bring in Joe Rogan numbers, we'll pay you

a dollar numbers.

Yeah,

I bet it is.

Yeah, bring us 200 million downloads a month.

And

sure, we'll give you that kind of money.

Now, apparently, according to this, Spotify did eventually announce

to appease some of that, some of the

racial issues, they announced a creator equity fund with the goal of dispensing $100 million, which is what she was

claiming for, to creators from historically marginalized groups.

So I don't know how that's going for them.

I don't know that they've spent very much money out of that fund.

I don't know how the marginalized groups are doing.

They may still be marginalized.

They might be.

And I think once you are marginalized,

you remain marginalized.

Forever.

I don't think you ever come out of that.

There's no unmarginalizing.

Don't you think you ever come out of that?

No, you don't.

No, you do not.

Not until somebody gives you millions of dollars anyway.

You're still marginalized, though.

Okay.

So there's never a point.

I feel like there's never a point.

Yeah.

Okay.

Now,

I guess, you know,

okay, now I could be wrong

that someone, if you give someone, say, $50 million, they're not marginalized anymore.

I feel like they would tell me they were.

Yeah.

They probably would, actually.

They probably would.

So what does this mean?

We don't know yet what it means, whether Megan is going to continue the podcast or not.

We don't know yet.

We don't.

And, you know, they obviously have milked the system for a lot of money.

Yeah.

So, I mean, they've got to produce something.

What if she goes back to suits?

Can she do that?

Because that I wouldn't.

She wasn't there for the love season, right?

I mean, no.

No, she wasn't.

And it was lacking.

The last season was lacking because she was.

Well, they both weren't there, right?

What's his face and Megan?

Yeah.

I think What's His Face came back for like an episode?

Oh, yeah, the end and a half.

For the wedding, right?

At the very end.

Yeah.

I'm trying to remember my suits shows.

Yeah, at the end, he did come back.

Right.

And she did not.

though.

That was

her days.

Yeah, those were, you know, she was out wanting to be a princess and she just didn't realize how hard it was going to be.

Right.

Right.

Agonizing.

But people don't like her because of that.

That's right.

They don't like her.

No.

That's right.

She brought down.

I mean, she...

I like her.

She stuck a hot iron in the royals, man.

And they did not like her at all.

Okay.

Grandpa told Harry, you don't marry actresses.

All right.

So these,

they thought of themselves as potential billionaires because they set up a whole bunch of deals at the beginning here.

Like uh Pekka Publishing set up in September 2020 used by Megan to hold the rights for her children's books

oh that's right she's writing her stupid books Pekka means freckle in Spanish

all right that's cute

then there was Orinoco publishing that was registered December 22nd 2021 it's unclear what the couple will will use Orinoco for, though it's likely it was set up to hold the rights for Harry's blockbuster book and that was already released right spare

or whatever uh cobblestone lane incorporated in delaware in february 2020 five days later was used as the applicant to file for the archwell trademark okay so they set up all of this stuff just in case and i mean there's a whole long list of it i won't go through it all but there's a whole long list of it here because they thought

they were going to start getting billions rolling in and it's not quite working out like that yet no but i mean they're i mean and they're and they're struggling now to you know be a listers in hollywood they they desperately want to be a listers and uh they're you know there's all kinds of reports that they're not a listers anymore oh no i know really i know oh no we can't have that i know they still live in montecedo they've got the you know the dump they live in in montecedo

dump yeah they got some what's it like a 16 million dump?

I think it's more than that, actually.

Is it?

Okay.

And they live in the neighborhood.

You know, Oprah's got a place there.

Oh, Melanie.

If they live in there,

Oprah's neighborhood.

It must must be a dump.

Well, thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Well, it's like they live in the place that Oprah lets her workers live in.

I wouldn't mind living in that neighborhood.

I know.

I would not either.

I would not be offended as well.

I know.

But so, you know, we'll see what happens.

I still think that that marriage is not.

What?

Why?

They are hopelessly in love.

What are you talking about?

I believe that that marriage is over.

Why?

Why do you believe that?

Because she's agonizing.

In what way is she agonizing?

She's got Harry just

ball and chained, man, and he needs to break that ball and chain.

He needs to break that ball and chain, please.

If you had a shot at Megan Markle.

Oh, he's Prince Harry, please.

So?

Oh, yeah.

So he gets to pretend like he's royalty still.

He is.

He gets to pretend.

He's not royal.

Because

there is.

I don't know if they're aware of this over there, but they're, and I hate to break it to them.

But there's really no monarchy anymore.

But there is.

There really is.

His dad is the king.

We know that.

They now have a parliamentary system, and they haven't really had a monarch

that is in charge for a long time.

Going on 200 years now.

Okay.

So

still a pretty good life for the non-royal royals.

Tell you that.

But I will tell you this.

I never thought that you could ever make the king of England, King Charles III,

who was

the real monarch during the Revolutionary War.

I never thought you'd be able to make him a

likable character, but they managed to do it on,

did you see Queen Charlotte?

No, not yet.

No.

Okay.

It's pretty good.

Yeah.

It's pretty good.

Yeah.

We saw it on Vid Angel.

And so Queen Charlotte is the companion sort of piece to Bridgerton.

Right, right.

I'm forced to watch that with the wife.

Are you forced?

I'm forced to watch that with the wife.

Yeah.

Of course, you have to be forced forced because

you can't be masculine and like Bridgerton at the same time.

You know, I heard that, and I don't know that I agree with that, but okay.

I do not agree with that.

Because I loved it.

I thought it was really good.

Yeah, I like

most of what I see.

I mean, it's soap opera-you a little bit.

It is.

But I'm okay with soap operas too, so it's all right.

Yeah.

And Queen Charlotte was interesting because they did make King Charles and Charlotte out to be pretty.

I mean, you do, you feel, you feel for him.

and uh you know he went nuts right which is sad um and a lot of people would say maybe he was nuts in the first place because uh he did some stupid things with the colonies and he probably shouldn't have but uh they don't get into any of that in the series um but it's it's interesting because i i at the end of it i'm like How did they make me like King Charles III as an American?

How did that happen?

Right, because you're pretty anti-royal.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, very.

And especially him.

Surprised we're talking about it at all,

but I'm okay with it.

I know.

You have no idea how

I want Harry to show up at Windsor with the kids and have the ball and chain cut and say, I left her back in California and I want back in.

Now, it's interesting that you really do kind of follow the Royals, don't you?

You do follow the saga of the Royals.

You like it.

You like them.

Yeah, I do.

You're interested.

i it's inexplicable to me but why i just do you just do

okay i think maybe in a past life i was a royal

man that must have been way past

that must have been i don't know are we talking bc here we're talking before christ it had to be right triple eight that's the only thing i could have

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There's a problem developing in Cuba.

You know, they've kind of cozied up now to China.

They've cozied up with Iran.

And we're just kind of sitting back and letting it all happen.

In fact, they set up the Chinese spy place in Cuba.

Yeah.

And look,

when I first heard them talking about setting up their

spy plant in Cuba, I thought, well, you know, so.

I mean, we've let them fly their balloons over us.

What do we care if they're in Cuba or not?

Yeah.

I mean, this administration, who was supposed to bring unity and be all over the world, has done the exact opposite, of course.

Right.

Well, our friends

were our allies were going to be closer, and our enemies were going to be scared.

We're going to keep them in check, and our allies are all going to love us even more.

Man, the opposite.

Nothing could be farther from the truth.

Oh, my gosh.

We have countries that are

running away from the dollar.

We're setting, our enemies are setting up.

Well, China's not our enemy, Jeff.

Okay.

China's our enemy.

No, they're our friends.

No.

They're our friends, is what I'm saying.

We're not enemies.

What do you call them?

What are we talking about?

Setting up in countries that

we have shunned.

I mean, it's just amazing that

we're doing things now that seem to be against the greatness of the United States of America.

Yeah.

It's almost as if,

you know, what would you do?

Let me ask you a question.

If I were trying to destroy the nation.

Are you going to ask yourself the question?

Press and I was going to ask you.

Yes, I kind of felt the question coming on.

If I were trying to destroy this country, what would I do differently than is being done by the vibe?

Exactly.

What a wild coincidence that we both had that thought.

Huh?

Because they're doing everything they possibly can, you know?

They sure are.

You wouldn't do anything differently.

I don't think.

I really don't think, especially if you were trying to hide ever so slightly your goals of destroying the country.

What would you do differently?

I mean, the only way you could do it any quicker, the destruction of America, is to start exploding nuclear bombs in urban areas.

Yeah, we'd have to start

fencing down the roadways and stop people from travel.

Right.

I mean, it is, it's incredible what they're doing to us right now.

Sure is.

And they're getting away with it for some reason.

We allow it to happen and we watch watch them and then we listen to their excuses and they lie to our face every single day.

And maybe it's getting too much.

Maybe it swung too much.

I mean, we talked earlier today, I think off the air,

about some different websites that are starting to pick up on

Joe Biden.

Hey, you know what?

He isn't quite as sharp as we thought.

Have you noticed that he's got some problems stumbling around?

You know, sometimes he can't even finish a sentence.

Has anyone noticed that?

There seems to be a bit of confusion surrounding him.

And here's another interesting little element that we couldn't help but notice lately.

Every time he gets done with a speech at a podium, he turns around and has no idea where he is or where to go.

Ha, huh.

I wonder if that could be an issue.

Noticed that.

Have you noticed that a handler or his wife or someone comes out and leads him off stage every single time because he can't do it on his own?

You know, his wife is going to start campaigning for him around the country and he's going to run for president again.

He can't even campaign

like normal.

Weird.

Yeah.

He's going to be 155 years old when he's president next time.

And, you know, he might not be as mobile as he used to.

There's a slight possibility.

He's not as spry as we thought.

I mean, maybe that gate isn't quite as good as you thought.

I mean, welcome to the party.

I know.

So maybe my

point in that is that maybe we have, you know,

we're at a point where you can't not say something

and you can't not say

not and still be a news organization.

No.

How about no, we're not doing that.

Right.

Right.

And that's what I would like to see these, you know, the Republican candidates kind of focus on rather than each other and beating the crap out of each other.

And I know this is the time to do it, Deborah.

But they barely even mentioned Biden.

And that's got to be a director.

That's got to be the focus.

Yes.

That should be the focus.

And we put the Dingleberry from Miami jumped in the race,

the Republican side of the race.

And he's just there to muck up that race.

He's there, I think, specifically to hurt

DeSantis.

And they're just going to do that.

As Vivek said correctly, that the donor class is making their waves.

I get it.

But I'm with you on that, that we need to focus on how bad Joseph Robinette Biden is because he is terrible.

Well, he's out to lunch and he's not coming home for dinner.

So

that's a problem.

For the president of the United States,

for the most powerful man in the world, you kind of want him to have some cognizant ability.

It'd be nice.

I mean, I'd almost.

It's a plus, I would say, in that way.

To have some ability.

It's a plus.

It is.

I think it's a plus to, I don't know, be able to finish a sentence.

Yeah.

It's a plus to

be able to read a teleprompter.

Stu might say it's suboptimal for him to have dementia while he holds that office.

He is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And they used to discretion.

Yeah.

They used to think so, too, because they accused Reagan of it all the the time long before he was diagnosed.

And he was doing a lot better than this guy.

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We've got our socialist in office, one of the many socialists

in office.

I don't know that we have anything but now.

Seriously, there's so many of them now.

So many of them.

And many of them don't claim to be socialists, but they are.

Oh my gosh.

There's no classic Democrat or class.

I mean, it's just really bad.

No.

I get so angry when I hear all the time how radical the Republican Party has become.

Ronald Reagan wouldn't even recognize Republicans anymore.

Are Are you serious?

We have a Democrat Party that is so radical, so far to the left, that the Communist Party didn't run

a candidate last time.

That stat is absolutely frightening.

They endorsed Joe Biden because he's perfectly fine for communists.

No, we're good with him.

Yeah, it's a great.

We're good.

I mean, is there a single policy that we advocate that he doesn't?

No.

So we're fine.

He's our guy.

Let it go.

He's our guy.

If there is, if you find one, let us know.

We'll say something about it.

But for now, I mean, if you can dig up Chairman Mao, I mean, maybe,

maybe that would be slightly

a slight improvement, but I'm not even sure about that.

Okay.

Mao might not take as long as Joe Biden.

Bernie Sanders is being, you know, he's walking down the hallways of Congress, and

he's being asked about one of his policies from a reporter.

Check this out.

About your free college plan.

Is it really free if you're raising taxes to pay for it?

Well, given the fact that we have the billionaire class paying a lower tax rate than working families, I think it's appropriate the wealthiest people in this country stop paying their fair share of taxes.

Thanks very much.

What people say that?

People on Wall Street.

Thank you.

I'm done with you.

I'm done with you.

He didn't even, I mean, he didn't want to answer that second one either.

So rather than answer any of those taxation questions,

it's either all about revenue, right?

Which that's their new word for taxes, revenue.

Right.

Right.

And rather than address a tax increase, they try to put all of it on billionaires.

Okay, so you're only going to raise taxes on billionaires.

Everybody else will be left alone.

They can afford it.

And they certainly are not paying enough right now.

I'll tell you that.

Also, the wealthiest 1% in this country.

You know how much of the tax burden they pay?

Zero.

Zero, Pat.

That's how much they pay.

That's what you would believe if you listen to these butthooks, people like Bernie Sanders.

They pay 53% of the tax burden.

Wow.

1%

of the population pays 53% of the burden.

And they're not paying.

Their fair share.

That's not their fair share.

What is exactly?

Please enlighten me.

What would be their fair share?

100%.

Yeah, okay.

I want them to pay more than they make.

Not only do they pay all of the burden,

but you take away their homes and all of it.

And their cars and everything else that

they don't need it.

They don't need that stuff.

I mean, at some point, you've made enough money.

Hello.

So it's so agonizing that they pull this every single time.

Well, that's, I mean, it's a mantra that many, many use now, but Bernie was on the forefront of that mantra.

Very much so.

I mean,

that's his deal, man.

What was it, 1986, where he did his honeymoon in the Soviet Union?

Was it 84, 86 in there somewhere?

That's right.

And he's sitting around the table and they're all talking about how great Russia is.

We're in Moscow on our honeymoon, and this is fantastic.

He was talking about nobody was waiting in line for food, all the stuff that we were trying to talk about how bad Russia was.

Right.

And he talked about how beautiful beautiful it was.

That's right, coming.

Maybe it was.

You know what?

Maybe it was.

Russia?

Maybe it was.

Oh, well, this time of year, sure.

When the

dead body dissident outlines on the street being washed away by the summer rains.

Nothing.

He just said something wrong.

Beautiful.

And man, there's a lot of stories right now about the admiration between Vladimir Putin and Joe Stalin.

Apparently, he's a big fan and he's trying to conduct his affairs just like Stalin did.

He certainly believes in Stalin.

And they do eliminate opposition like Stalin did.

He certainly believes in spreading the word of Russia and the Soviets.

Yeah, he does.

He wants to get back to those glories.

He does.

He really does.

And, you know, to be fair, we've done nothing but help him in that regard.

Yes, to be fair, that's exactly right.

And we've got an administration that's trying to set us on the same track.

Sure, man.

Right.

Oh, man.

Right.

So,

another part of that is to conduct themselves like communists do, like, hey, we can have every luxury in the world.

You can get by on the crumbs that we provide you.

And you're going to love it.

Or you'll spend your time in a gulag somewhere.

Either way, shut up about it.

Right.

So that's exactly what Transportation Secretary

Buddha Judge is doing.

Pete Buddhajudge has been denying this whole time that since he's been in office, that he's taken private flights.

It turns out

he does.

Yeah, of course.

He still does.

Of course he does.

He believes he's better than everyone else.

Of course he does.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course he does.

The guy that took

baby leave.

Yeah, for what?

Like

two and a half years or something?

I mean, it was like...

I mean, he can go away for all I care about.

That's fine.

Yeah.

I'm okay with him just going away as long as he's not trying to do any of his business.

But yeah, I mean, he's just taking time off, and he believes that he's a king.

He's appointed in his position.

Okay, fine.

No problem.

He's been a vocal advocate, too, for reducing carbon emissions.

And so he came under fire last year when it was revealed that he used taxpayer dollars to travel in private jets, managed by the FAA, at least 18 times.

But now, supposedly, that stopped, remember?

Yeah.

And now we're finding out

no, not so much.

That didn't stop.

And by stopping, I mean, he kept doing it.

Okay.

Of course he did.

He's entitled to it.

Right.

He's part of the ruling class.

Yes, he is.

Americans for Public Trust filed a lawsuit against the FAA after it repeatedly failed to provide records detailing Buddha Judge's travel.

And the reason they won't provide the records is because of his private travel.

Oh my gosh.

I mean, the hypocrisy and the lies of this administration and everybody in it are so appalling.

There's just no words for it anymore.

There really aren't.

No, they're not.

In November, APT requested information detailing all flight logs and passenger manifests for the three jets managed by the FAA.

The group filed a second Freedom of Information Act request in January seeking records for every instance when a White White House official, executive branch official, or member of Congress used the jets.

APT issued a final request a couple days later, extending the previous request to include any other jets managed by the FAA.

Well, according to the lawsuit, the FAA replied by setting multiple dates to turn over the records and then didn't.

Yeah, we're trying.

We're trying, though.

We're trying to do that.

We're trying to

let me find those records.

I know they're around here somewhere.

Try.

I'll get them to you.

Don't worry about it.

The FAA has not communicated with the APT concerning whether the FAA will fulfill its FOIA requests since missing two self-imposed extended deadlines, May 1st and May 18th of this year, nor has the FAA provided any indication as to when we can expect its request to be processed.

Well, you'll get it when we've

When we find it.

When we get around to it, we'll get them right to you.

This is what they do at all those hearings, too.

All the congressional hearings.

It absolutely is.

Oh, you know what, Congressman?

I don't have that with me right now.

With me, I'll get back to you.

Apparently, there is an internet or Wi-Fi issue in Washington, D.C.

in the hearing rooms because none of those people that are testifying are able to go ever.

Oh, I don't have my email with me now.

I don't have that information with me now.

I'll have to get that to you later.

They can't just, I don't know, log on.

Let me check my email now for you, Senator.

Yeah, it's all blocked.

I'm sure it's all blocked.

As soon as they get in that room, there is no access to that information whatsoever.

Okay.

Well, I mean, they did have, they were hacked.

We got a report.

uh yesterday just as a on a side note that um

the federal government agencies u.s federal government agencies were hit in a cyber attack and they were working to figure it out.

So

I don't know which agencies.

I just saw the headline and I thought, well, that's interesting.

They took all our records from Pete Buddha Judge's travel.

All of it's gone.

They were just going to give them to you.

Yeah, that was going to be today.

I was just, I got my people on this.

I said, today I demand that you find those so that I can turn them over.

And now it's gone.

Look, here's an email with a subject line: peace air travel.

I was lucky to send it.

Oh, now

I mean, what are the odds?

What are the odds?

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15 songs,

remake songs that were better than the original.

Okay.

At number 15, nothing compares to you.

It was originally done by Sinead O'Connor, of course.

But they like Chris Connell's version better.

Chris

Cornell.

I'm sorry, sorry, Chris Cornell from Soundgarden.

I don't think I've ever heard that version.

Have you?

I don't know that I have that.

Yeah, I don't know the version.

Unchained Melody, opera singer Todd Duncan sang the original, not Elvis, but obviously everybody remembers and loves the Righteous Brothers version of that.

Killing Me Softly from the Fugies.

Better than the original Roberta Flack?

No way.

No.

No way.

I'm sorry.

Can't go with you on that one.

No way.

Roberta Flack is it.

At number 12, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley is preferred over the original by Leonard Cohen.

Well, I mean, that song's been done about 1,500 times, and every version is better than Leonard Cohen's.

So I'd have to agree with that.

I Love Rock and Roll, originally done by the Arrows, but everybody remembers it from Joan Jett's version.

Yeah, Joan's the version.

Joan Jett's the version.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Julie Garland,

but everybody likes the big fat Hawaiian guy's version.

Yeah, Israel?

Yeah.

Israel Kamakoviya.

Kamakamakoi.

Yes.

Holding Outer Heroes.

That's a great version.

It is.

That's a great version.

It really is.

And that's the one I think most people know now.

Holding Out for a Hero by Jennifer Saunders was voted the better cover over Bonnie Tyler.

Hmm.

What's the song?

Holding Out for a Hero.

I don't think I know Jennifer Saunders' version, although it came from Shrek too.

Smooth Criminal.

Michael Jackson's original.

Outdone by Alien Ant Farm.

You agree?

I'd have to hear Alien Ant Farms again, but that's hard to imagine.

They're both pretty good.

If you hear Michael's, you like them to turn it off.

Yeah, I do too.

Then we've got Torn,

which

Natalie and Bruglia did, and she did it better than

Edna Swap.

I don't even know that.

I will not have you be smart.

Edna Swap.

Okay.

I won't then.

I won't do it.

i mean what can what can i say about edna swap that he's gonna start

no i would not do that uh tainted love of course by soft sell way better than gloria jones originally oh yes completely able to do that

bang bang my baby shot me down

i don't even know that song um

was originally recorded by share before nancy sinatra

Don't know either version.

Sorry.

And they're saying which one is better?

Cher's version?

They're saying was it

must be Nancy Sinatra.

There's not a lot of people saying anything.

Nancy Sinatra did was better.

That's true.

Man of Constant Sorrow by the Soggy Bottom Boys from the hit Oh Brother Wear Out there.

We're out though.

Yeah, great.

Better than

wins the better version against Dick Burnett's original.

I don't know that song.

Do you know that song?

Yeah,

from the soundtrack.

I mean, that soundtrack is awesome from Hey Brother Wear Out There, yeah.

Then we have Johnny Cash's cover version of Hurt over the rendition by Nine Inch Nails.

I don't know.

That Nine Inch Nails version was pretty good.

Respect,

Otis Redding, redone by Aretha Franklin.

Of course.

Hello.

Everybody likes Arethas.

And all along the Watchtower.

Do you like Bob Dylan's original or Jimi Hendrix?

You got to go to Dylan.

No.

No.

It's not where I was going with that.

Really?

Yeah, no.

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