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Hey, podcasters, great, great show today.

We start again with Elon Omar because she's got a, don't you think, Pat, a pretty good explanation?

Yeah, yeah, some wild coincidences going on there.

Really crazy.

Yeah, I'm glad you explained it, though.

It makes a lot of sense now.

Later in the podcast, the 12th Imam shows up and he's speaking

to us from the well that he fell in in 873.

But he also mentioned Elon Omar.

You don't want to miss that.

We explain what's happening in Iran with Saudi Arabia.

Giving you analysis on that, I don't think anybody else does.

Nick DiPaulo is on today.

Hysterical.

Man, that guy's funny and brave.

And brave.

He's brave.

Brave, brave, brave.

You don't want to miss this.

It might be his last appearance anywhere.

Nick DiPaulo on today's broadcast and podcast.

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China has just released 10,000 metric tons of pork from its central reserves this week in a bid to stabilize soaring pork prices and cope with swine fever crisis that has wiped out roughly one-third of its pigs.

That's pretty amazing.

So they have...

They have 10,000 metric tons of pork that they're releasing.

That's not their entire central reserve.

Now, I know we have a strategic oil reserve.

Do we have pork reserves?

Not that I know of.

I don't think so.

How long can you keep pork in reserve?

It's frozen.

It's frozen pork.

Can you do that indefinitely, though?

I mean, eventually you got to eat that stuff or it's going to.

I mean, even frozen, you wouldn't want to keep it for

years.

I don't know.

Would you?

I don't think so.

But I don't know.

I mean, maybe they cycle through it.

Maybe we have to cycle through our oil reserves together.

I think you'd have to, yeah.

Yeah, so I think you just cycle.

That's a pretty good idea that you have pork reserves.

Yeah.

What I'd like to know is, do we have ice cream reserves?

What else could we have?

I don't want to just live on pork.

Things go to hell in a handbasket.

I mean, we need pudding.

You know?

Definitely need pudding.

We need pudding.

We need pudding.

Yeah.

Ice cream.

Ice cream.

Ice cream, pudding.

Pudding.

I can't think of anything else that I would.

Pudding.

Pudding.

Yeah.

Ice cream.

Who doesn't think we need at least 10,000 tons of pudding?

Yeah.

Oh, absolutely.

At least.

Imagine pumping that out of the ground.

Don't worry.

We've got pudding.

Now,

there is this story that I find

really,

really immoral.

I find this, I find the people who are making people feel this way immoral.

Now, may I ask you,

I was the perpetrator of

a giant con on the American people, and I was just trying to make them afraid.

Remember that?

And that was really bad to be a fear monger and to make people afraid.

A growing body of evidence suggests climate change activists the world over are increasingly suffer from eco-anxiety, experiencing mental health episodes triggered by the stress of worrying about the Earth's pending doom from global warming.

In order to combat, I mean, listen to that.

Listen to that.

In order to combat the condition, climate anxiety support groups are cropping up, according to the Daily Beast, and the seats are filling up.

The Beast reported the rise of climate anxiety groups in the U.S.

calling the gatherings the new self-care.

In order to meet the rise in demand, counselors and clinicians are getting trained up on how to treat this special group of patients, and I believe they are really special, who feel

weighed down by the doom and gloom surrounding the movement.

So

here's what, well, let me just let me just finish it because I got to get to a couple of the quotes.

More than 250 people now have participated in Good Grief, the 10-step eco-anxiety support program, which mimics the structure of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Think of that.

They need a program like AA

to be able to control the fear that the earth is doomed.

Activist Lynn Wang told the outlet that she decided to launch a support group after becoming overwhelmed by the climate crisis last year.

People would say, now listen to this, listen to the circle of friends.

People would say, isn't it great that the world is ending in 12 years?

What?

Who would say that?

Who would say that?

Isn't it great the world's going to end in 12 years?

But it's in the back of people's minds and it's constantly over our heads.

There is a real fear for the next generation thinking about the the future.

I can't imagine planning for the future when we only have 12 years.

This is immoral.

What the media, what the politicians, and everyone else is doing to our fellow citizens and humans.

And so dangerous.

What's going to happen when you haven't planned beyond 12 years?

And then all of a sudden, we're beyond 12 years.

And we're still here.

Really dangerous.

It is dangerous.

And there's a lot of people who believe it.

Wholeheartedly.

They are starting an eco-anxiety 12-step program.

Unbelievable.

The press should probably question itself.

I mean, even in the Daily Beast story,

where is the media at the Daily Beast saying, by the way, the world's not going to be over in 12 years?

Right.

Stop it.

Which sort of thing keeps citing,

keeps telling them, we didn't say that.

It's not going to end in 12 years.

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At the request of a number of committees of Congress and for reasons of transparency, the President of the United States has just directed the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the Department of Justice, including the FBI, to provide for the immediate declassification of the following materials.

One, pages 10 through 12 and 17 through 34 of the June 2017 application to the FISA court in the matter of Carter Page.

Two,

all FBI reports of interviews with Bruce G.

Orr prepared in connection with the Russian investigation.

And three, all FBI reports of interviews

prepared in connection with all Carter Page FISA applications.

In addition, President Trump has directed the Department of Justice, including the FBI, to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation without redaction of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Orr.

This is

significant.

I want to bring Jason Battrill in, who we're going to talk about a couple of things.

Jason, I'm going to get to Iran here in a second, but first, tell me the significance of this.

First off, the FISA applications, that's significant because that's what we've been asking for.

It's like if anything went weird with that, like if

the Fusion GPS thing, did that have anything to do with any of this, which was what we suspected, they denied.

Yeah, now this is important.

They denied that they used the Fusion GPS as the reason to get the FISA court to say, yes, you can spy on candidate Trump.

Which goes through the Trump dossier, all of those things.

The addition also linking Bruce Orr and the text messages with Comey.

Remind me, Bruce Orr.

So Bruce Orr was the

DOJ.

What was he?

He was like the one.

He was high up.

He was high up to the US.

His wife is involved, right?

She worked for Fusion GPS.

She was a Russian translator.

She worked for Fusion GPS.

Then she was delivering information straight to Bruce Orr.

Right.

And then Bruce Orr was giving that information over to Comey and the gang.

So

what's incredible about this is this shows

this may show we'll see all the declassifications, but I can't imagine the White House is releasing it if it doesn't if it's incriminating.

Yeah, if it's incriminating or just neutral.

It should show that

they did use Fusion GPS,

not anything to do with Carter Page.

Carter Page, remember they say, was under investigation for something else.

Already we were looking at Carter Page.

Our research, if I remember this right, our research

showed that, no, that had been investigated and then already put to rest.

Everybody thought he was just an imbecile.

Right?

Literally, the Russia, they had investigated him before.

Remember back during the Anna Chapman days?

Yes.

During that group, they were investigating him around then because he was just trying, he was like an energy guy and he was trying to get into people involved with global energy.

And there were two Kate, or not KGB, there were two Soviet SVR, like their former KGB,

contacted Bruce Orr, reached out to him.

And then they, I guess, the NSA or somebody in the some intelligence agency actually got phone intercepts of these Russian agents saying, that guy is a moron.

So stay away from literally, that's pretty much it.

There's no way we can use him.

He's a moron.

So the FBI said, okay,

we're moving on.

He is no longer a person of interest.

Right.

But then, coincidentally, the FISA court says, oh, you can go back and look at him

because of those other things.

And they've said it had nothing to do with

the Russian fusion GPS dossier on Trump.

It has nothing to do with that.

Really?

Well, we're about to find out because we think it had everything to do with that.

And even the things that we know of, about the FISA application, this looked weird.

They kept saying, no, we didn't base it all on the steel dossier.

They said that we referenced it, but it wasn't like the the main evidence.

They also remember included a Yahoo News article that said, now this journalist is onto something because he references

some of the same stuff that's in the

Trump dossier.

Well, that's because Christopher Steele delivered that journalist at Yahoo News the dossier.

So they referenced two.

things that were exactly the same thing to try to make it look different.

So the question is, did they say that to the judge?

Because they said, no, we were absolutely clear with everything.

Were you?

So now we will find out.

Now we'll find out.

And Bruce Orr should be sweating some bullets.

Oh, absolutely.

And his wife.

I mean, because that's the real connection here

is what did the wife feed the husband and what did the husband feed the Fiza Courts?

So it's surprising that this came out today just out of the blue,

but we'll see if anyone pays attention to it because everybody is, oh, everybody's defending the Kavanaugh story on the left, and everybody is defending the impeachment process with the Kavanaugh story.

I mean, there is no real news.

There is no real news.

I find the story of

the climate change people having to go have therapy because they believe that the world is going to end in 12 years.

I find that a real story.

And I find that a real story in this way.

The media and the politicians are, they needed to have an enemy.

They needed to have a bad guy to be able to take down capitalism.

And so they invented, it's bigger than World War II, they invented their own Hitler.

And their own Hitler is anything that hurts the climate.

And they have scared people to the point to where they believe they only have 12 years to live.

Imagine, imagine if I said to you that there is is a cult where millions of people are now believing there's only 12 years to live and they're changing everything in their life

because they believe this.

Do you think there would be an outcry from the left?

You know there would because there's been people like that.

Yes.

And there should be.

And they've been mocked.

There should be.

And disparaged.

Correct.

Yeah.

I mean, that's crazy.

And the press is responsible.

But it's not just the press, it's the politicians as well.

Up in New York, they are now allowing school children.

Yeah, to go on strike Friday.

School districts were debating what position to take when after New York City announced 1.1 million public school children could skip classes without any penalties to join the global youth climate strike on Friday.

Unbelievable.

1 million kids are going to leave school on Friday.

And, you know, half of them, three quarters of them just want to to get out of school yeah my kids if my kids came home and said their school was doing this and dad I can leave school on Friday I'd say no no no you're going to go to school on Friday and we're leaving that school on Monday yeah

absolutely I mean it's enough enough enough and you wonder why these kids are so propagandized, why they believe it so much, why they're so afraid, why they're scared out of their minds,

why they're committing suicide?

There's nothing of importance.

You have nothing to live for.

Think of the message.

Think of the message.

You're telling him their world is burning up all around them.

Yeah, and there's not going to be any food.

There's not going to be any animals.

The people are going to starve.

It's going to be non-stop.

Trees, you know.

Oxygen's being burned up.

I mean, they've heard it all.

I mean, that is terrifying.

And then on top of it, you have the real crisis of, hey,

I don't know what's going to happen with freedom.

And you can't say that that's, oh, well, see, that's the right conspiracy.

Really?

Is it?

Is it?

Because I hear that from the left as well.

They don't have, they don't know what their jobs are going to be like.

They don't know if they're going to be able to even afford college, or if they do, if it's going to be just going to be an anchor around their neck.

Can you imagine what it is like to be a kid in today's world?

It's terrifying.

Terrifying.

It's got to be terrifying.

Yeah.

And they don't have the experience to know that, okay, I see through this nonsense.

Some of them do.

Some of them can see through it because they hear both sides.

Maybe their parents are, you know, helping to educate them.

If you can think this through,

I think you could be okay.

But if you're not, if you're just accepting what your what your teachers are telling you.

If you think this through and you speak out, then you get the joy of being a pariah.

That's true.

Do you remember how hard it was to be part of the in crowd when you were a kid?

You didn't want to be a pariah.

You just wanted to have friends.

You wanted to be with the cool kids.

I mean, that takes real guts to stand up.

And how many of us would have been able to do it?

You just would have gone along with it and you would have said, ah, my parents, they're old.

They don't get it.

Because that's what the media and the politicians are telling them to say.

This is just, this is truly evil.

What is going on is truly evil.

I read a story today about how the Democrats are trying just to create the image of chaos so people will say, I can't handle this with Donald Trump, that that's what these impeachment hearings really are all about.

That it's just this image of chaos and people will say, I just want a president who's not causing all this chaos, thinking because of their friends in the media, that they can control that and to make sure that the chaos is blamed not on the Democrats who are doing it intentionally, but on the president.

What did I tell you?

When I read that story today, I saw the word chaos

and I thought, what did I tell you 10 years ago?

10 years ago, I said the word of the future is going to be chaos.

And anyone, anyone who is trying to create chaos will be on the wrong side.

Well, here we are.

Who's creating confusion and chaos?

Look at the New York Times, what they did.

Just this week.

They intentionally deleted information that would have made this accusation into what it actually is, a big bowl of nothing.

But instead, they let that run, cause chaos for a few days, and then

let the Democrats get their chaos plan together and and say, we got to go impeach.

And it stops us from talking about the real issues that we really face.

Try to find stories about what we should do with Iran.

Try to find them in the mainstream media.

You're going to be hunting for a while.

What happened yesterday is so important.

We should be talking about what we are to do with Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Do you hear anybody really discussing this?

No.

You hear

it's Donald Trump's fault because he pulled out of the treaty.

Well, if this is true, what they said yesterday, let me bring Jason back in.

He's former military intelligence.

If this is true,

it was done by the IRGC, which is the arm of the mullah, the military arm of the mullah.

It doesn't have to go through politics.

It goes right to the

IRGC.

And what the Saudis and America claimed yesterday, and apparently the proof is coming in the next couple of days today and tomorrow,

according to the proof that we have, that they say they have,

those missiles were fired from Iran.

Well, what do we do?

What do we do, Jason?

Conventionally, what do we do?

The conventional response would be an automatic military strike from that we would do.

Yeah.

That's conventional.

you, we are now looking at a Beirut situation.

If you don't act, are you empowering them to continue these things?

If you do act, are you starting a global war with people that want a caliphate and the return of the 12th Imam?

Yeah,

an attack was so problematic for the Trump administration.

You attack them, and Iran just threatened us with this.

They said that we will respond to your retaliation, but not necessarily just in that area.

What they mean is all their militias they've planted all over the globe.

So

one of the things that we are also concerned about is we look like we're going to do cyber attacks.

Well, the more cyber attacks we do, the more likely it is for others to respond to us with cyber attacks.

Cyber attacks could kill millions of people.

There needs to be a start treaty on this.

This is a weapon of mass destruction.

Now, we might hit their nuclear power plant, but if you're a terrorist or you're Iran, you just hit our grid and shut it down.

Look what happened in Venezuela.

How many people in hospitals died?

We're not talking about any of this because we have agents of chaos stirring things up about Kavanaugh and everything else.

It's going to take great restraint, but you're, you, I urge you to stay focused on the things that actually matter.

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Ken Paxton is the 51st Attorney General of Texas.

He has, he's one of the guys who, well, he started a special unit dedicated to combating human trafficking trafficking in Texas in the first year of existence.

He helped arrest the chief executive officer of Backpage.com, the largest online sex trafficking marketplace in the United States.

He filed suits on Obama for federal overreach 22 times.

I think one, most of those.

And he joins us now.

Hi, Ken.

How are you?

Hey, I'm doing well, Glenn.

How are you?

Very good.

So I wanted to talk to you a little bit about the attorney, I mean,

the Google lawsuit that several states have filed and find out if this has any real teeth to it.

Google is absolutely out of control, as you know, and I think we have very little time to actually get our arms around this

before they are just all powerful and there's nothing you can do.

What does your lawsuit lay out and what are the chances of changing Google at all?

Well, first of all, it's pretty remarkable.

It wasn't just a few states that joined this.

It's an investigation.

It's not a lawsuit yet.

It's an investigation.

And there are 50 different attorney generals that have joined on.

So only two states didn't join.

That was California and Alabama.

So every other state found some concern.

And so the way this starts off is we are allowed to issue what are called

investigative demands.

So we sent questions for Google.

pages of questions about their how they advertise and so many people think that the internet is free and that their searching is free the reality is it's far from it Google makes about 117 billion a year and I don't fault them for making profits but the the problem that we have seen the problem we're investigating is they control every aspect of advertising on the internet from the buy they represent the advertisers they represent the sellers on the other side the websites and the publishers and then they also control the exchange and the negotiation between the two parties so there's nothing they don't control and from what we can see, they've eliminated competition every time, either by buying them or finding a way to create their technology so everybody's pushed out.

So what do you say to the free market people who say, look,

why punish a company that's doing well?

So I am a total free market guy, and I'm not here to punish Google for doing well.

The founders of our country were worried about power being concentrated in the hands of too few people.

And so they created a government that was divided, and they left the rest of the power to the state.

But they were also worried about big banks, and they were worried about too much power concentration among large banks.

And I think if they were here today, they would have some concern.

And I have some concern about a few technology companies that

control too much of the market.

And therefore, our consumers are

at a detriment because right now, when you advertise, when these advertisers are paying a premium to advertise, the consumers think they're getting free searches.

They're paying higher prices than they should for a lot of products because there's no competition in that marketplace.

And, you know, I want a free market, and I'm not sure we have one right now.

So are we going after any of the states concerned about privacy and the collection of data and listening to people and all of that?

Absolutely.

It's, you know, we started off, we spent a lot of time talking to, you know, experts in technology.

We spent a lot of time out in California just talking to lawyers, talking to people that understood this.

We started down this path of advertising because it relates to our powers as attorney generals.

But if the facts lead us to privacy issues, then we'll follow that path as well.

So what are you hoping that

what's the solution here with Google?

So I try to go into investigations, not presuming any particular remedy.

We have a lot of information that we hope that Google will provide in an organized fashion.

In the past, like Missouri looked on their own when Josh Hawley, who's now a U.S.

Senator, was the Attorney General of Missouri, and Jim Hood, who was in Mississippi, they individually tried to look at Google and Google just buried them with documents.

And

I'm hopeful that

they have 30 days to respond to our request.

They will provide an organized response,

specific responses to our questions, that will help us determine whether we need to pursue something further or not.

Let me change subjects.

Yesterday, the president came out and said that California doesn't have a right to ask for changes in cars and their own gasoline and everything else.

That's the 10th Amendment.

Doesn't Texas, if Texas wanted to say, hey,

GM, we don't accept those cars.

We have to have, they all have to be be fitted with a Texan defibrillator.

Wouldn't the people of Texas have the right to do that?

I am definitely a state's rights guy.

I think the states have a lot.

They have all the authority that wasn't specifically granted to the federal government.

So unless there's a specific

something that gives the federal government the power to preempt state law, I would argue that

every state would have a right to deal with the manufacturers in the way that they see fit.

Right.

The statement was that

we have a national car industry, and California doesn't have the right to disrupt that.

Well, we all know California tries to disrupt a lot of things.

That's kind of what they do.

And in most cases, you know, they have a right to take their shot, and we have to figure out

how we're going to respond because they control so much of the market.

They do sometimes affect the rest of the nation because

every company will sort of follow what California wants.

But that's their right.

Everything that wasn't specifically given to the federal government is reserved for the state.

We're talking to Ken Paxton.

He is the attorney general for the state of Texas.

And there is so much going on,

Ken, that I just don't even know where you even begin.

Can we talk a little bit about gun legislation?

You know, the shooting here in Texas was just horrible, as they all are.

Betto is now saying that he's talking to Texans who just say, I want to give up my AR.

I mean, I don't know a single Texan that would say that, but okay, if that's what you want to do.

Are we

is the state of Texas

firm on the Second Amendment?

So what I would say to somebody that wants to give up their AR, I'd say, go ahead.

Yeah, me too.

No one's stopping you.

That's the whole point.

And, you know, we all know that the Second Amendment was put in place because the founders didn't trust the federal government.

They didn't trust the government that they were creating.

And they wanted the citizens to have the ability to fight back if they ever had to.

So

I feel like things are solid in Texas.

Certainly when you have several shootings in a row, people start clamoring for solutions.

And I'm there for trying to come up with solutions.

We're working on solutions, but taking away guns from law-abiding citizens, to me, makes so little sense.

I mean,

these guys that walk into

Walmarts or churches and shoot people and murder people are not going to follow any gun law.

Defies common sense.

Right.

And it's not, we're not, we're not looking into, I don't know if you've seen that series on Netflix, Mindhunter, but it's about the the FBI guys that originally went in and said, hey, we need to talk to these serial killers.

And everybody said, why?

No, you're just trying to excuse them.

No, we're trying to understand them so we can predict.

Nobody's talking about actually what's happening in the lives of these kids.

They're just saying, take the guns away, take the guns away.

Wait a minute.

We should be looking at what is causing this.

These guns have been around for decades, and we didn't have this problem.

So what is is causing it?

No, I think that's a great point, and I think that's something we ought to be doing research on these people.

We ought to be looking at countries that have dealt with this issue.

We ought to be looking at maybe even states that have been more successful and find out what is actually working where, and try to, you know, not reinvent the wheel, but try to follow practices that help us.

Look, we're in a world that's not perfect, and

there's always going to be evil people, and there have been since the beginning of time.

We're not going to be able to perfectly stop this.

But if we put people in a position, say in the Walmart, in my state, had there been somebody with a weapon, apparently there was a guy throwing coke cans at them to slow him down, and he got shot twice.

But coke cans are not going to slow a shooter down too much.

So, had there been somebody that could have reacted more quickly, we could have saved lots of lives.

Ken, thank you so much.

My best to

the governor

and keep up the good work.

God bless.

Appreciate him, man.

You bet.

Ken Paxton, Attorney General

of the great state of Texas.

That guy is relentless.

Ah, they both are.

Yeah, they're relentless.

They're great.

Had you heard the story of the guy that threw coke cans at him?

Oh, you didn't know that?

I didn't hear that.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, that's what you're told to do all the time: throw things at him.

Yeah, and the guy got shot.

He does, and he gets shot.

Right.

Instead,

if he would have not had a Coke can, if he could have

reached behind his back and pulled out a gun, he could have shot the guy.

Right.

I mean, that's what people just don't understand.

And they think

because in the 70s we went to this first responder mentality, that's something that came into the 1970s.

Wait for the first responders.

No, Americans always knew.

You had to take care of it yourself.

You were the first responder.

You had a responsibility.

You know,

you didn't wait on the plane for them to crash into the Capitol or the Pentagon or the White House.

They were the first responders.

And you got to do what you can do.

That guy was a first responder.

He was just ill-armed and outmatched.

And people just, they don't trust people with guns.

They don't trust guns.

They see a gun, and so many people freak out.

It's a gun, man.

It's laying on the desk or it's, you know, wherever, and it's all secure, but they freak out.

I don't even want to touch it.

Okay, a healthy fear of a firearm is good.

That's not a healthy fear.

Oh, I don't.

Can you move that gun?

That's not a healthy fear.

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Welcome, Nick DePaulo.

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And you can find that at nickdip.com.

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His show airs every day, 11 a.m.

Eastern.

Welcome, Nick.

How are you?

Good.

How are you doing, Glenn?

Oh, sad day today.

The sad day?

Yeah, I fired my life coach.

You did.

Why'd you fire me?

I said, look, you're like 40 games under under 500.

Look at my career.

Right.

Yeah.

How are you doing with the smoking?

I know that because you were vaping for a while, right, to stop smoking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My friends kept saying, you know, why don't you try one of those e-cigarettes?

And I'm like, well, I'd look more manly with a sex toy in my mouth.

That's why I don't want to do that.

Who wants a cigarette with steam coming off the end of it?

What am I going to do?

Your vegetables later?

Hey, Bill, can I wrinkle in your pants?

But yeah, I'm doing both now.

I don't know which one's more harmful, so now I'm doing both.

It's not supposed to go that way, Nick.

I don't know if you know that.

It's supposed to be, yeah, you vape and then you stop vaping.

But they're trying to scare.

Well, the new thing, the new campaign as far as smoking, is sitting is the new smoking, Glenn.

I don't know if you know that.

In other words, sitting is as bad for you as smoking.

If that's true, Stephen Hawking would have died 30 years ago.

This guy must have been a three-cart in a day guy.

I found a new black hole and my kept block.

Nick,

I enjoy a good

smoke.

And I just started smoking a year and a half ago.

And my friend's like, why would you start at this age?

I said, why would you start in your 20s?

So you'd have cancer in your 40s.

I'm timing it out.

If a doctor tells me I have cancer in 25 years, I'm going to kiss him on the forehead.

Do you see many happy 80-year-old guys out there?

They all have that look on their face.

I wish I smoked when I was a kid.

So,

do you have a problem with the whole stop the vaping thing?

I mean, these kids that are dying from it are not doing anything legal.

They're not buying the actual vaping products.

They're doing something illegal.

Well, yeah, I mean, if you put heroin into a bong, I'm pretty sure it's going to hurt you.

You know what I mean?

Right.

Exactly right.

And by the way, the flavors are delicious.

And leave the kids alone.

You have vanilla, root beer.

I mean, I don't even eat dessert anymore.

I just vape after I have a pork cup.

You know, Nick, there's a couple of stories that I'd like to get your take on.

First, Shane Gillis, he's the guy who was hired by Saturday Night Live.

Then they found a video, two videos of him, you know, hanging out on this podcast with his friend, just

saying, quote, vile things, end quote.

Right.

What do you think?

Yeah, well,

it's funny.

I direct messaged him on Twitter and I said, Look, I don't know you.

I don't know your material, but that's not the point.

Keep your chin up.

This is about free speech.

And then he

emailed me back and he said, Well, I opened for you in a comedy club in Magoobies

in Baltimore two years ago.

And so I am

that's the name of it, Magoobies.

Yeah, I think I did that right after Skid Marks in Buffalo.

But

my take on that is it's typical NBC, typical Lorne Michaels, typical SNL.

They're the biggest hypocrites in the world.

They have Alec Baldwin on there for the last two years.

Every minute is Alec Baldwin.

This guy, Alec Baldwin actually called a black journalist a coon and a crackhead, yet he still does the show.

I bring up Tracy Morgan, who when his wife was pregnant, said, if I have a son and it's gay, I'm going to kill it.

He hosted the show within the last year.

And now they're going to have Eddie Murphy on December 21st.

And nobody has made the word more popular than Eddie Murphy's albums, so they're complete hypocrites.

The only thing Shane Gillis could be guilty of is being unoriginal, but it was on a podcast that 11 people are going to hear.

And again, I'm going to say this again to the end of the day.

Please

don't make it the second F-word.

Don't say that one again, but go ahead.

Did I say an F-word?

Yeah, you did.

The second F-word, not the real F-word.

That's all right.

But even in context, I'm

I know.

My point is, it was an easy call for NBC because he's a straight white Irish guy.

So it's a no-brainer.

I don't want to hear anymore how fearless black, gay, women comedian are.

Political correctness does not get them canned.

Chappelle will be just fine, and he's a hero of mine, by the way, and he should be.

But there's only the truly edgy comics, older white guys, 57.

I love how you referred to my special as a train wreck.

Well, there's a ringing indoor.

No, I said it's like watching a train.

It's very, very funny, but it is like watching.

You just know somebody's going to die in the end.

My nickname is Amtrak, so you weren't that far off, to be honest.

You know, but just people get that straight.

Okay.

And I appreciate you bringing up Jon Stewart, who loves me.

Yeah.

And I have a bunch of liberal comics who love me.

So what i'm saying isn't stuck in 1970 this is how people talked and in 2016 when they voted for trump i will continue to do so until google knocks on my door and then then we'll have a showdown with my guns but do you know anybody else nick that does what you do do you know anybody else that has just

not batted an eye at what everybody is saying you can and can't say

yes there's an 85-year-old gambino member

yes exactly

Exactly.

I don't watch other comics, so

you might be right.

By the way, I just saw Mitch McConnell on TV.

Somebody should have put an amber alert out for his chin.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let me ask you, let me go back to Eddie Murphy for a second.

What happened to that guy?

He was like everywhere and then gone.

I don't know.

Maybe, maybe, maybe I was wrong.

Maybe some of the homophobic stuff caught up to him.

I don't know, but he made zillions of dollars, and he's hosting.

And like I said, there's a double standard there that makes me sick, but he saved SNL.

Lorn Michaels, I'll tell you, when it was really in the dumps, the sixth season, Lorne Michael had quit himself.

That's how bad it was.

And they hired Eddie Murphy.

So, you know, they said he saved the show.

Then he did some bad movies where he was talking to animals and stuff.

No, that was bad.

That was

not.

He's reading the same scripts as Robert De Niro, apparently.

So

let me ask you this.

How psychologically difficult is it to be Eddie Murphy and then Eddie Murphy today and think about a

comeback?

I don't know if it's that.

He's super, super famous.

And again, he's black and he's rich.

I don't know if it's that.

Can I just say this about Eddie Murphy?

I got another thing to tell you.

I don't know.

I don't know if you can say it.

if you're asking if you could say it because you're not sure, I think the answer should be no.

No, no, no, no, no.

This proves that I have street cred.

Uh, Reddit, I'm sure you're familiar with Reddit.

Somebody, Chris Rock posted something, and somebody put it on Reddit.

Chris Rock is being interviewed, and he said there's a white guy out there who I absolutely love.

And he says,

Me and our senior hall love this guy, definitely a racist.

So I see this thing and I

call Chris Rock.

I i go were you talking about me and he goes damn straight to follow

he goes but it gets better he goes you know where we were he says we were we were at uh he was at um eddie murphy's house or arsenio hall's house jamie fox was there and a couple other famous black comics who said they absolutely love me so i don't know you know

But they also say you're a racist.

Isn't that a little disturbing?

No, because it's coming coming out of them.

Do you really think they like white people?

Come on, let's be honest.

That's why Chris Rock loved me.

I'm not crazy about you either, man.

You know, I used to bring up ideas and pitch meetings.

I'd have 11 black people staring at me.

But I absolutely love Chris Rock, and that was my favorite job.

And the point is, I get famous black people who are rich and famous, and the comedians who absolutely love me for the same reason you do.

Let me switch subjects.

I've got time for one more thing that

I'd love to hear your opinion on.

There's a story out today that is slightly different, but

somebody called me about a month ago and said, hey, you know, these emotional support animals, you know, wait until they put horses on aircrafts.

And I said, don't laugh.

That's about to happen.

And it did, where this woman brought an emotional support pony and she didn't have to buy the extra seat.

The person sitting next to her had the pony face on their lap the whole time, which is, you're, if you're fat, you got to buy two seats.

The pony gets on.

No, not a problem.

Well, you're right.

I'm sat next to people that are bigger than Shetland ponies.

So I don't know how this, but, but, uh, but this emotional support, I saw a woman on my last flight.

Two people had emotional support cats okay can you name another animal on the planet that's more uh emotionally detached yeah more

emotionally unavailable than a cat

you could be committing suicide on your kitchen floor and the cat would walk through your blood to make sure there was some meow mix

are you kidding me an emotional support cat and yeah lady has three emotional support monkeys yeah and the neighbors they're dangerous.

And usually, I'm not a litigious guy.

They want to sue her.

I'm with the neighbors.

I am scared of those monkeys.

I did the same thing.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me give the story.

A Missouri woman is fighting to keep three monkeys, she says, help her cope with her post-traumatic stress disorder after her neighbors have expressed concern that her monkeys are dangerous.

I believe in the rule of law, if they are considered a dangerous animal, can carry something as nasty as hepatitis, they shouldn't be here.

She says that the only thing that helps her through her day are the three emotional support monkeys.

Yes.

I am just, I am frightened of monkeys.

I mean, after that thing in Connecticut, remember that lady's

there.

This woman.

Were they your monkeys?

No, they weren't my monkeys.

I wish they were my monkeys, but I would have selectively targeted.

So this woman had a monkey.

It gets out.

It was a chimp.

Gets out, tears the face off of this neighbor woman, literally tears her face off.

She is so badly damaged.

She's had to have surgery after surgery after surgery, and she still

is.

Oh.

Yeah,

she looks like a football that Tom Brady let the air of.

I just saw a picture of her.

It's horrible.

But let me say, if you're relying on a monkey, an animal that's known for chronic masturbation and flinging feces at each other, You've got bigger problems than you need.

Nick DiPaulo, thank you so much.

Nick DiPaulo from nickdip.com.

He's got a podcast every day you can listen to.

He is very politically incorrect,

but,

well, I think he would say, but black people love him.

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All right, welcome back to the Glenn Deck program.

Glenn.

Hey.

Hello.

All right, Glenn.

Yes, hello.

Yeah, hi, this is Mohamed Ibn al-Hassan Almani here.

You know, the 12th Imam you've been talking about?

You're the 12th Imam.

Right.

And look, I'm just channeling myself into your frequency right now because, frankly, I'm sick of all your lies.

You're sick of it.

You're the 12th Imam and you're the 12th Imam.

You're contacting us from the well.

Yes, I'm channeling myself.

I have that power as the 12th Imam.

By the way, can I just clear something up here?

Yes.

I am not the 12th Imam in those photos with Ilan Omar and her dad.

Right, that's not...

It's just a coincidence.

It's a coincidence.

I'm pictured with her and her dad.

That's just a guy whose nickname is the 12th Imam.

That's all that is.

Okay, all right, good.

Still, listen, I heard you with that DePaulo guy.

Well, you got to stop that.

You can't have him on anymore.

You don't like Nick DePaulo?

Because if you don't, I mean, look, I don't like to make threats, but your blood will run like the river dial in the streets, and buzzards will pick at your disgusting carcass.

All right, thank you.

I appreciate that.

We'll take that under advisement.

So you've been in the well for

a while now.

Yeah.

And you are the 12th.

Right.

I don't know, not that I know there's a difference between the other.

No, I, I, I, uh, let me tell you the story, if I could.

All right.

Keep it short.

Uh, because I was in, I'm in that well in Samaria that I fell into back when I was four years old.

You fell in four years?

I'm just kidding, dog.

I'm the 12th of mom.

I don't fall.

Right, okay.

A lot of people don't know this.

My mom actually put me down the well.

Your mom put you in the well.

I still remember that beautiful morning when she said to me, sweetie, you'll be safe down here.

I'll be right back to pull you back up.

Right.

So she gave me a tuna fish sandwich and a falafel, and she lowered me down.

I've been there ever since.

You really?

That year was

back in 873.

873.

873.

And you've survived this whole time on that tuna fish sandwich and falafel.

Yeah, I've just been pacing myself, you know, little bits at a time.

Right.

But look, safety first.

The tuna fish sandwich has not been in the sun.

Okay.

All right.

So it's

good.

All right.

So

what have you been working on that whole time?

Oh, I've been doing a lot of stuff down here.

I've been working on free universal fidelity health care.

Infidel health care?

Yes.

I didn't, I didn't,

it's shocking that you're aware of.

Well, I'm aware of virtually everything.

Right.

I am the 12th Imam, after all.

But the universal infidel health care includes, let's say you have a brain tumor.

Yeah, okay.

We cure that by cutting your head off.

Okay.

Like what if you have combination skin or the heartbreak of psoriasis?

Right.

We cut your head off.

You cut your head.

Now, women's birth control health care is a little bit different.

First, we flog you, and then we cut your head off.

All right, okay, so that sounds

like something that

is interesting

for the Middle East.

It's really interesting.

So you're going to come back out of the well and you're going to introduce universal health care?

Is that

yes, among other things?

I mean, I didn't know that you were up to speed on what's.

Well, here's the thing.

Back in 07,

some clumsy moron dropped an iPhone down here.

Right.

And so I've been able to follow along with some of the stuff that's been going on.

Really?

Yeah.

Following it.

The 12th Imam.

You can speak to me from the well.

Am I not doing that right now?

Yeah, but not on.

What part of this do you not understand?

Well, I just think it's amazing.

And then now you're watching us on

a cell phone.

Well, I am, and I've been very interested in

your election campaign.

I'm a big supporter of a lot of those candidates who are running for president right now in America.

Really?

Like

who are you a big fan of?

Oh, I'm loving that betto guy.

Yeah.

You know what I think he should do?

I think he should.

Hell yes, he should take take your guns.

Right.

And he shouldn't stop at AR-15s and AK-47s.

He should take them all.

Yeah, take them all.

That would be good for America.

It'd be great for America.

You'd be a lot safer.

Right.

You'd be a lot safer.

Would we?

Wow.

Okay, and that's coming right from.

So is this kind of like spiritual advice from the 12th Imam?

Yes, it's exactly like spiritual advice.

Have you talked to Betto or anybody here in Texas about giving up their guns?

Not yet.

I don't have very good cell coverage.

Okay.

You know, but I've been trying to get a hold of you for a long time.

really my imam powers are fading a bit yeah yeah uh but you got this whole thing on iran wrong really yeah you really do so wait a minute so the the mullahs are not just

that you don't have to worry about them trying to bring you back right and uh and wash the world in blood uh exactly okay the mullahs mullahs won through six uh the imams one through six

uh

uh they uh

They were working on some things that didn't really work out.

So I had to kill all six of them.

I don't think that's what happened to them, but yeah,

a lot of people don't know that.

Sorry, but they do.

Anyway, look, I've gotten a little bit bored lately.

So the other day I channeled into the Iranians and I said, hey, it's 12 here.

It's time to start attacking the Israelis.

Wait, did you call them on the phone or through this panelist channeling?

Well, I wasn't getting, I only had one bar at the time, so I had to channel.

All right, okay.

But just then, at the worst possible moment, my channel cut off.

Right.

And instead of Israelis, I guess they thought I said Saudis.

Saudis.

Well, next thing you know,

old Jeb's a millionaire.

You're just kidding.

That was a little cultural blast from the past there.

Yeah, cultural appropriation.

That's what I'm saying.

Just a friendly reminder for you, though, I am climbing out of this well pretty soon.

And when I do, of course, I'll be killing 70 to 80 percent of the world's population.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

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