A Failure To Participate | 4/26/19

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The scaffolding workers that were smoking at Notre Dame?

Didn't you some crazy right-wing pundit say that it may have started by a cigarette?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear this guy?

He was sure it was going to be a cigarette.

And you know what else?

If they tell you it wasn't a cigarette, that means they're lying about it.

Wait a minute.

They're hiding it.

Wait.

It's a pro-to-book.

It was Muslim smoking.

Cher thinks that Bernie Sanders has gone too far.

Cher

has,

and now Joe Biden has to express his regret to Anita Hill, but is I'm sorry is not acceptable.

It's not enough.

The revisionist history of this Anita Hill situation has got to stop.

That one is incredibly frustrating.

May I ask, Sarah in the control room, do we have the audio of Michelle Obama on the campaign trail?

Barack knows.

We got to change our history because that's what's happening right now.

We're changing our history.

It's being changed.

The Anita Hill thing is a great example of it.

It really is.

I mean,

basically, when you step back from it, what you're finding is just a fundamental change in

policy,

a fundamental transformation.

Yeah.

A change of our history.

But if it's really a change in policy from the Democrat Party of when Clarence Thomas is getting

tossed around in the media.

And now, but they ended on, okay, look, we have no evidence that this happened.

There's no evidence that any of this bad stuff happened.

It's someone in a massive political moment trying to,

you know, trying to get on the Supreme Court.

And someone comes up with an accusation that you can't prove at all.

There's no evidence of it.

So obviously, Clarence Thomas is still going to make it to the Supreme Court.

That's where they were.

And you know, obviously, after just going through Kavanaugh, it is a complete change of opinion.

They now are saying you are guilty until proven innocent.

And there's, of course, no way with a claim like this or the claim like Kavanaugh that you could ever prove someone innocent.

Did Clarence Thomas sexually harass people around him?

Well, no, I don't think he did.

There's no evidence that he did.

There's a couple of accuses.

There's, I mean, really, one major accusation.

And now it's so much, we've reversed this dynamic to guilty until proven innocent that Joe Biden is now forced to call Anita Hill and apologize for something he didn't sexually harass her.

Maybe some other women, but not Anita Hill, because he was on a committee that I guess they believed that

they treated her badly in her unproven claim.

So, again, like every law

suit or every criminal

court proceeding, you would have one side give their argument and then the other side give their argument.

It's every single time.

That's how our system works.

But now they want that to be tossed out.

They want that to be just

excised from America because now it's just, did she make the accusation?

Yes, then he's guilty.

And now Biden has to go through this ridiculous charade where he's calling a woman that he did nothing wrong to.

And he has to act as if he did do something wrong and apologize for something that he didn't do.

And that's not even enough.

She now has to say, she's now saying that she wants more.

She said, I can't be satisfied by him just simply saying, I'm sorry for what happened to you.

The focus on apology to me is one thing, but he needs to give an apology to all the other women and to the American public because we know how deeply disappointed Americans around the country were about what they saw.

And not just women.

There are women and men who have just really lost confidence in our government to respond to the problem of gender violence.

This is insane.

Insanity.

Didn't they accuse Clarence Thomas of making inappropriate jokes at work?

Largely, that was the accusation.

Yes, that's all it was.

That wasn't gender violence.

Gender violence.

These terms are, they don't mean what these people think they mean.

And this is, of course.

I'm just abusing that word.

Yeah, it is essentially Princess Bride at this point, and it's postmodernism.

They are legitimately just redefining these words.

I keep feeling this strongly, and I don't think I've ever said this on the air, but I think it almost every day.

Please, you need to keep a journal.

And I mean that with us, too.

We need to keep a journal.

We need to start writing down the things that are being changed and how they're being changed because they're all being erased.

They're just being erased.

I'm doing a podcast today

with a writer.

She's a,

you know, she's a lefty, I guess, or, you know, kind of.

I think she would say that she's from the left for sure.

Okay.

And she's written for Playboy and everything else.

She's a very different,

very different.

She's a brilliant writer.

But she's just very open and honest.

And so she's she's seeing stuff.

She's like, I don't,

no, wait a minute.

I don't agree with that.

Well, now she's completely, and I mean it, being erased.

All of her articles and everything that she's ever written is just being taken down they're just getting rid of it they're erasing her from the internet and it's because she's essentially come out on a few things on a few things that hey you know maybe maybe boys and girls are different right hey you know maybe maybe these things that you guys are this this new brand of the left

is a little insane

And you know what?

Let's be honest about it.

What they're saying isn't true.

You can't do that.

You can't have one step out of the chosen path because this is like crusade-level religious sort of handling of this.

This is burning of books.

They're just deleting them.

When everything is digital, there's no bonfire.

But that is exactly what's happening.

They are burning books.

And this new left is a religion.

It is a religion.

You step one.

I mean, you even talked about this with Van freaking Jones.

Van Jones, a man who was literally, for part of his life, a communist.

A communist.

Not a socialist guy.

No, a communist.

Radical revolutionary communist by his own telling.

A guy who was in the Obama administration as what at the time was thought of like the real left fringe of the Obama administration.

A guy who said green is the new red.

Yes.

So he understood what the green movement was.

He would understand the green new deal.

Yes.

Exactly for what it would.

And I think he probably still would agree with it.

But he'd still support it.

I think he still is supported.

He's on the outs.

Yes.

Because he did what?

Talk to Donald Trump about a left-wing priority, criminal justice reform.

And by the way, something that the Trump administration agreed with and was passed in bipartisan fashion.

But because he would talk to the Trump administration about a left-wing priority,

he's now now being tossed to the side of the left.

You have to be in lock-freaking step.

I was talking about this with

Kamala Harris,

who is

running for president, of course, and

a front, a top-tier candidate.

I didn't think you were on the phone with her, like Pillow Talk.

Yeah, no, I just wanted to see what she was up to.

But tell me, can Kamala Harris survive the Democratic primary saying things like this?

This is from

her communications director.

Kamala's support for Israel is central to who she is.

Nope.

She is firm in her belief that Israel has a right to exist and defend itself,

including against rocket attacks from Gaza.

Nope.

That is, if that, she needs to like, she needs to excise that from the internet.

If anyone gets word that she thinks that Israel, because saying that Israel can defend itself against rocket attacks is one thing, and that's way too far for the Democratic Party today.

But to to go that step further and say that they are responding as if they were not the ones who started all this, as if they were not the ones targeting innocent Palestinians, and that's the reason these poor people in Gaza are firing rockets.

The government is a racist government.

Yes,

that's the acceptable position.

What?

Israel is run by a bunch of racists, and they're torturing innocent Palestinians all the time.

That's the only acceptable position on the left right now.

And I don't know that she can survive things like that.

She will get criticized for saying that people can't defend themselves,

can defend themselves against rockets.

That is how crazy this party is.

So here's the thing.

I want to go back to keeping a journal.

Here's the thing.

Look at how much history we have lost over the last hundred years.

They changed it slowly.

Okay.

They changed it slowly, but they had to because textbooks were out.

And so people were watching textbooks.

It was printed.

You'd bring the book home.

Mom and dad might go go through it.

You know, what is this?

So you had to slowly do things.

Well, they're not anymore.

There are no textbooks anymore.

Now you just change them overnight.

And we are losing new history.

History is being changed in real time.

You have to write down what actually is happening and keep a journal.

And don't necessarily tell everybody.

Just keep a journal for what is happening right now.

Because at some point, our kids won't have any idea of the truth.

They will not have any idea of what this country was, how it really happened, who were the good guys, who were the bad guys, who did what?

Because they're erasing all of it.

They're changing our history, as Michelle Obama said.

Barack knows we have to change our history.

Well, that's exactly what's happening, but it is happening at a very rapid pace.

People need

clay clay pots, clay jars.

Do you remember me saying that 15 years ago?

Sure.

We have to preserve our history as people preserved histories

in ancient days with the Dead Sea Scrolls by putting him in caves in a clay pot.

We have to preserve our history.

It is being systematically erased.

And I don't mean just

the history of the founding of our country or any of it.

I mean the history that's happening right now.

And the history that's happening right now, it is no longer you're a problem if you're a conservative or a Christian.

You are now a problem on the left if you disagree and fall out of line at all.

This is becoming a fascistic party.

And, you know, you know what a fascist is.

It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat, a Republican, or an Independent.

You could be a fascist.

If you believe it's my way or the highway, if you believe that people don't have a right to their opinion, don't have a right to their own life.

Listen to this.

We have been, I have been, saying that you have a right to marriage.

You have a right to marriage.

Government has no place.

I was there before Hillary and Barack and everybody else.

There's no place for the government in your marriage ceremony.

Though I will say that that is not their position.

Their position is

different than that.

But their position is you must participate.

You must participate.

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Okay, we all know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, right?

Okay.

And the angels come and they're like, we just got to try to, we just got to try to find one person.

Can you show me one?

All right.

So they're walking down the street and Lot sees them.

Now I'm going to just, I want to give you the story and I want you to listen.

Two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city.

When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground.

My lords, please turn aside to your servant's house.

You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.

No, they answered, we'll spend the night in the square.

But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house.

He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.

But before they had gone to bed, all of the men from every part of the city of Sodom, both young and old, surrounded Lot's house.

They called to Lot, Where are the men that came to you tonight?

Bring them out so we can have sex with them.

Okay, so here's the demand of the radical revolution, sexual revolution, Okay, bring them out.

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, No, my friends, don't do this thing.

Yeah, this is a serious Me Too violation.

Is what we're talking about right here.

Look, I have, and this is the part of this story I've never understood.

I'm like, wait a minute, Lot, what are you doing?

Okay, don't do this wicked thing.

Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man.

Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them, but don't do anything to these men.

They have come under my under protection and under my roof.

You're like, you know, lots daughters must be like, Dad, what the?

I told you to clean your room, didn't I?

Did I not say clean your room?

They're teenagers.

I'm sick to death of them.

Okay, so I never understood that.

Let me phrase this with an offer to compromise.

We'll find some middle ground.

Okay, this is not good for me.

I don't want to do this, but let's just compromise here.

Okay?

What happens?

Get out of our way, they replied.

This fellow came here as a foreigner, and now he wants to play judge talking to Lot.

Who are you to judge us?

Get the hell out of our way.

The false claim.

You're judging me.

We'll treat you worse than them.

They kept bringing pressure on Lot and move forward to break down the door, but the men inside reached out and pulled Lot back into the house and shut the door.

So they have the meanness, the threats, the coercion.

You must participate.

You must participate.

It's not about sex.

It's about you are not going to disagree with us.

You're not going to judge us.

You're not going to, there is no compromise.

We don't care about your daughters.

You

are not telling us what to do.

Okay?

Now, this story, strangely, is also found in judges but not about sodom and gomorrah

judges 19 you're welcome at my house the old man said let me supply whatever you need only don't spend the night in the square so he took him out to the house and fed his donkeys after they washed their feet they had something to eat and drink basically the same story while they were enjoying themselves some of the wicked men of the city surrounded their house pounding on the door they shouted at the old man who owned the house bring out the man who came to your house so we can know him, have sex with him.

Again, the demand of the sexual revolution.

The owner of the house went outside and said, No, my friends, don't be so vile.

Since this man is my guest, don't do this outrageous thing.

Here's my virgin daughter and my concubine.

I'll bring them out to you now.

You can do whatever you want with them as you wish, but don't do this outrageous thing to this man.

Again, an offer to compromise.

But the men would not listen to him.

They took the daughter, they raped her.

The meanness, the threats, the coercive response.

Again, what is this about?

Why is this story in the Bible two separate times about two different scenarios, except it ends the same way?

Why?

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We were talking about how the left is becoming fascistic, and they are basically burning books.

They're deleting people.

They're silencing voices.

They're running them out of the square.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, was booed yesterday because he wasn't left enough.

Bernie Sanders wasn't left enough.

It's a mob and Democrats better wake up to what you're heading towards.

And I wanted to share something from the Bible.

And whenever there's a story that repeats itself, it's usually pretty important.

God's saying, you know, there's something here that you guys should pick up on.

Now, I don't care if you believe in the Bible as just a good collection of stories or if you believe it actually happened.

It doesn't matter in this case.

There are two stories of history in two different places

in this book that is trying to teach us something.

Now, listen to this.

This is Sodom and Gomorrah.

Two angels arrive at Sodom in the evening.

Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city.

When he saw them, he got up to meet them, bowed down to the ground.

My lords, please turn aside to your servants' house.

You can wash your feet and spend the night.

And they say, no, no, no, we'll spend the night in the town square.

But he insisted so strongly that they went with him and entered the house.

He prepared a meal for them and they ate.

But before going to bed, all of the men from every part of the city of Sodom, both young and old, surrounded the house.

They called to Lot, where are the men who came to you last night?

Bring them out so we can have sex with them.

This is the demand of the public square.

We're going to, this is, this is what we do.

We're going to have sex with them.

Lot inside,

walked out, closed the door behind him, said, no, no, no, my friends, don't do this.

Don't, please, don't.

And then he makes this compromise.

He tries to placate the men by doing something that is absolutely insane.

There's a reason for this.

There's a reason this is in the story.

And you know what?

I tell you what, I have two daughters.

They're both virgins.

They never slept with a man.

Let me bring them out to you.

You can do what you like with them.

What?

What?

Okay,

but then don't do anything to these men, for they come under my roof.

So he offers a middle ground, one that really is not a good compromise.

But he offers a compromise.

They say, get out of our way.

Then they accuse him.

Who are you to judge us?

You're not going to judge us.

Are you seeing any parallels here?

Then that's the false claim.

They claim that he's the bad guy, not them.

We'll treat you worse than them.

They start to try to break down the door.

The The angels go and they pull Lot back into the door and they block the door and shut the door.

So they're mean, they're threatening.

They will kill him.

They'll kill him.

Now, if you don't participate, you're dead.

Now, let me give you the Levite visit.

Now, this is in Judges 19.

It's strange.

It's exactly the same story.

You're welcome to my house, the old man said.

Let me supply whatever you need.

Only don't spend the night in the public square.

Hmm.

So he he took him to his house, fed his donkeys.

After they washed their feet, they had something to eat and drink.

While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house, pounding on the door.

They shouted to the old man who owned the house: Bring out the man who came to the house so we can have sex with him.

Same demand.

The owner of the house outside went out and said, My friends, don't be so vile.

This man is my guest.

Don't do this thing, please.

I have a virgin daughter and a concubine.

I'll send them out.

Do whatever you want with them.

Again,

what?

Why would you do that?

I'll bring them out to you now.

You can use them for whatever you wish, but for this man, please do not do this.

So an offer to compromise.

They don't want it.

But the men would not listen to him.

So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night.

At dawn, they let her go.

So the meanness and the coercive response.

So what are these stories about?

I contend, if you look at this, public square, quick, get into your house.

Your house is your castle.

Everything else inside is insane.

Just get into your house.

But then they come to your house.

They make false claims about you.

You have to participate.

You say, no, no, no, I tell you what, I'll do this, though.

I'll do this.

And you don't want to do this, but you're willing to do this just for peace so you can be left alone.

They threaten you.

They take actions to destroy you.

And in the end, you got no place to go.

You have to escape.

The militant left

is not about common sense.

It's not about living side by side.

This is fascistic.

If you don't do in the public square what they tell you to do, they will come to your house and they will destroy you.

And if you

offer some compromise, it's not good enough.

It's a failure to participate.

Let me give you some headlines.

ACLU, you know these stories.

ACLU, 70-year-old Christian flower shop owner is sued for, quote, refusing to participate in gay wedding.

Christian Flores can lose her personal assets for refusing to participate in a gay wedding due to relationship with Jesus.

Next one, Oregon Christian bakers pay $135,000 or face potential lien on their home for refusing to participate in same-sex wedding.

Couple fined for refusing to host same-sex wedding on their farm.

New Mexico court, Christian photographer refusing to participate in gay wedding.

This is all about

refusing to participate.

This is not about, hey, let's just live and you do your thing, I'll do my thing.

No,

you must participate in it.

North Carolina magistrate refuses to perform same-sex marriage because of religious beliefs.

Federal lawsuit to be filed against

clerk Katie Lang because she refuses to participate.

Even KD Lang is getting beat up on this.

That's amazing.

No, no, I mean, here's one of the trailblazers from Katie D, it's Katie.

Katie.

I mean, this is

so clear.

So clear.

This is fascism in the public square.

And if you go ahead, go ahead.

Joe Biden.

Joe Biden, you just apologized.

They didn't accept it.

They didn't accept it.

They never accept it.

Right.

Do they?

No.

They don't.

I don't know why you do it if they never accept it.

They didn't accept the apology and the compromise.

No, no, no.

You now have to go and join them on a campaign.

Okay?

And if he refuses to participate, he will be destroyed.

That's what's happening now.

This is fascism.

This is fascism.

This isn't like fascism.

This is fascism.

And the Democrats had better wake up.

You better wake up.

Because, I mean, listen, this is the definition of fascism, you know, one of many, but

it is, they call it a form of radical right-wing, which, again, I would

right-wing is, we've gone over this a million times.

It is not a right-wing phenomenon at all, only in the European scale, which means nothing to us.

I mean, it's not a conservative movement by any means.

But it's characterized by authoritarian ultra-nationalism.

Think of the nation as, in this particular case, the slew of left-wing values you must hold, right?

Like, you must be in the camp and walk the line on every single issue.

You must

participate in this particular case.

You must participate.

A forcible suppression of

opposition,

completely there.

Strong regimentation of society and the economy.

But, I mean, regimentation of the society, and honestly, the economy as well.

Like, you bring up all these examples of photographers and bakers and everything.

That is the people not having any economic freedom.

You know, when

AOC threatened the banks and said, you know, maybe we're going to start charging you with crimes against the,

you know, the climate because you're making

loans to oil companies.

You know, you'll notice her first thing was, you didn't you give loans to these prison companies, these private prisons?

Well, yes, we, he said, we used to.

Why did they stop doing it?

Because they folded to pressure because they knew they were going to come under scrutiny and they were going to come under boycotts and everything else.

So they folded under pressure.

There's one big difference here, though.

And this is America you're talking about.

And this says it came to prominence in early 20th century Europe.

So this isn't Europe.

It's not the early 20th century.

Your entire idea is ridiculous.

Right out the window.

Right out the window.

I don't know how people are not seeing this.

It's really interesting because I was talking about this earlier this week.

We used to hear all the time, you need to be tolerant.

We need to be tolerant.

And everybody wants to be tolerant, I think.

I think almost everybody wants to be tolerant of other people's ideas and lifestyle and whatever.

Live and let live.

But that's never been the goal.

The goal is to

accept.

embrace, promote, and as you just said, participate now.

And suppress anyone who who doesn't.

Yeah, you know, it's the same thing with race.

Kick you out of the public square if you won't do it.

We've been saying this with Martin Luther King: you know, color, don't, you know, content of character, not color of skin is no longer the goal.

The goal is not, it's not what they're trying to accomplish anymore.

No, it's the up, it's the opposite.

Yeah, and it's now become

color blindness, it's all color all the time.

That's all you should see.

It's early Malcolm X.

It's early Malcolm X.

They have adopted the early Malcolm X of

kill them.

Kill them.

My way or the highway.

They're all bad.

And these assassinations often happen with the businesses and happen with reputation.

They're not always, you know, obviously.

You're assassinating, you are absolutely killing people's reputations.

Yeah.

You are killing their careers.

You're killing their ability to make money.

You're killing their voice.

You're killing their spirit.

You're killing everything about them.

Oh, yeah, you can live.

Just live behind this wall, this digital ghetto wall.

Yeah, I mean, Clarence Thomas called it a high-tech lynching, right?

I mean, this is

what's still happening.

Here's what's really amazing.

We are on the winning side.

How many people have come through our doors?

I have an interview today with somebody, and boy, Pat, you should have seen.

I'm doing a podcast with Mike Lee.

I asked him about Judge Roberts.

Have you ever seen Mike Lee like that?

You know, Mike Lee on a getting fired-up scale of one to 10, like his 10 is everyone else's two.

You know what I mean?

Like, that's Mike Lee.

Yeah.

He was noticeably, that's the one time in that

entire hour and a half interview where he just sat up in his chair, totally different tone.

He leaned fired up.

He was pissed.

Pissed.

Wait until you hear this.

So anyway, I'm doing an interview today with for another podcast with somebody from the left.

I just did one, I did one, what, last week as well with

these intellectual dark web scholars that are just they're brilliant guys they don't agree with me and yet they're finding themselves saying i'm trying that one of them said yes the last week i'm trying to find something i disagree with you on they are we are so in lockstep now because we agree to disagree

We agree to go, yeah, well, I don't care.

I mean, that's your opinion.

My opinion is this, but we shouldn't kill each other over it.

We're on the winning side.

It just doesn't feel like it yet.

But I'm telling you, history will write this course.

If we aren't careful, it'll take 70 years to write it and millions dead in between.

But we are on the right side.

And you can see it because of the people on the left that are waking up, that are reaching out going, I don't have a home.

I don't have a home.

I mean, I'm not for this.

These guys are spooking the hell out of me.

All right.

I know, Pat, you talked about this with Arthur Brooks as well.

When he was on your show, was it last week?

A couple of weeks ago?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I mean, there's that one, and also Glenn has a podcast with Arthur Brooks.

You know, he's been somebody who's talked about that a lot, which is like you can actually, we need to be able to disagree better.

And if we can figure out how to do that with the people who are sensible that generally come from left-wing positions, that is a winning, that is how you can tell in the long term.

I'm telling you this is the sensible people are coming out of the woodwork.

They really are.

They really are.

I can't tell you what I participated in yesterday, but I was in a conversation yesterday with some.

Was that the mashed potato eating contest?

But I was in a couple of conversations yesterday that were mind-blowing.

Things that I actually wrote in my journal last night, if this comes to fruition, it will be history changing and history making.

First time in history of things that are happening.

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I did, yeah.

Yeah.

I did.

I'm just saying.

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There was some interesting developments on the Glenn Beck draft.

Yeah, you made fun of me yesterday.

I did.

You did.

Yeah.

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One of them is

Thomas Friedman.

Now, Thomas Friedman is, I don't know if you know this, but

he's not a Donald Trump supporter.

And he's a guy who's wrong on almost everything.

So it's making me question.

But he said, with Wolf Blitzer, and Wolf was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I might have to shave after this.

He said,

you're telling me we need a border wall?

Thomas Friedman went down to the border and saw what was going on.

It's like,

we've got to have a border wall.

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is now starting to sound like a conservative.

What the hell has happened?

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gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Let's just look at

Thomas Friedman first.

If you want to know that the world is upside down, here's Thomas Friedman, a guy who I have disagreed with my entire life.

And he just went down to the border.

And then he goes on CNN.

What would you expect expect Thomas Friedman to say on CNN about a border wall?

Well, it definitely wasn't this.

Listen.

I'm as radically pro-immigration as they come.

But it's pretty clear to me that unless we can assure a significant number of Americans that we can control our border, we're never going to have the proper immigration flow I think we need, we desire, and that we have actually a moral responsibility given our history as a nation of immigrants and a refuge for people fleeing persecution.

I think the only way is a compromise on this.

The tragedy, and that's why my column was said Trump is wasting this crisis.

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste.

We have a president who actually, when you think about it, Wolf,

he has the chops with his base.

If he were to sit down, call Nancy Pelosi up, say, we're going up to Camp David, you bring your immigration team, I'll bring mine, I'll leave Stephen Miller at home, and we will actually sort out a compromise here where, because Democrats were ready to fund more border security, but at the same time, we're going to create a legal pathway for people here.

We're going to limit the number of ICE arrests, and we're going to have a rational

inflow of people of the kind of people that are both high-energy, high IQ, that can actually drive our country forward.

We need a compromise.

When you say, though, you want a high wall with a big gate, a smart gate, but a high wall that's going to sound to a lot of folks out there, that's what Donald Trump wants.

Well, I think you've got to control the border.

When you have an increase of illegal apprehensions of illegal entries by 374% since October,

obviously you've got a situation where the border security is not sufficient and that's going to drive people who we should want to be pro-immigration against immigration.

Democrats have been willing to fund more border security.

Okay, I'm for a high wall with a big gate, a compassionate, a smart gate, so we can keep immigration going.

But you're not going to do that, Wolf, if people think people can just walk into this country.

they're not going to support the immigration that we need.

There you go.

Welcome to the club, Thomas Friedman.

That's exactly what we've been saying.

That's what Donald Trump has said.

It's going to be a big, beautiful wall with a big, beautiful door in it.

But there's going to be a wall.

There has to be a wall.

There has to be security on the border.

And we have been painted as people who are,

you know, know, anti-Mexican, anti-immigrant.

We're not.

There are those people.

Most of us on the right are not those people.

And by digging your heels

into the ground, when you've got a crisis like this, if the media was exposing this crisis as they should,

Donald Trump would be building that wall today because Democrats would be saying, look, we got it.

We got it.

Like he is.

We got to do something.

He actually went there and saw it for himself.

Right.

And realized, you know, again, 374% since October.

What happened in October?

What happened in October?

It was Halloween.

Yeah, yeah.

Wasn't there a big

controversy about the border around October when everybody was saying it's a crisis.

No, it's not a crisis.

Oh, we'll just let people come in and don't keep people in cages.

Wasn't that around that time?

I don't remember that at all.

Yeah, I don't remember that.

Oh, I think you're thinking of the Obama administration when that was going on.

Is that what it was?

It is amazing.

There has to be a certain amount of people, and there's seemingly few, that will admit when something,

when new evidence comes to light that

their previous position was wrong.

I mean, you give Friedman some credit here.

I would not have called him as one of the people who would do that.

But it is important because you're right.

These things get done in government because both sides are like, okay, yeah, this actually is a problem.

I mean, think of what happened after 9-11, right?

That's what happens, right?

People are like, okay, look,

we could have had a political debate about how Muslims are being targeted and unfairly accused of terrorism, but let's just make sure we're secure.

There's those little debates that are constant.

And then when a big event comes in and people forget about those things.

Often to the negative.

A lot of times people will forget their principles in a moment.

Like, when we see this with guns, right?

Like, every time there's a mass shooting,

there's a half of the country saying, okay, we got to take their guns away because this one person who we all agree is evil and should go to prison did something terrible with them.

So that can be bad.

I mean, never let a crisis go to waste is not a good instinct.

No, it's not.

It's not.

But this is just recognizing, okay, the crisis is there.

We're not trying to implement some crazy, restrictive, unconstitutional policy.

We're saying

we have a border issue.

We can't control it with the resources that we have, or really, I don't think any resources.

So we need to be able to block as many of these people as possible.

I think this is the way the country might have felt around 1850

where it wasn't clear

that

it was clear that things weren't working, but there was still a little bit of hope that the two parties, the Democrats and the Whigs, would be able to work things out on slavery.

And then it came to a point with Sumner standing up and going, neither of you guys are serious.

The Democrats nor the Whigs, you're not serious.

You're not doing anything about this.

And some of us are actually seeing this as a real crisis.

And we're out.

We're out.

And that's when a third party is born.

And I'm telling you, I think a third party is becoming more and more

of

a clear answer.

But it will happen in, I think it will happen with members who are on both sides right now.

And it's not going to be some Mamby-Pamby third party.

Remember, the Republicans were revolutionary.

They weren't like, we're all going to get along.

Because the Whigs and the Democrats, they're always fighting.

So there's no labels.

We're all going to get along.

No.

That was not their position.

That was not the position.

There is no compromise on this.

This is wrong.

Slavery is wrong.

And what's the issue?

That's where they went.

What's the, because I mean, I will say, I understand what you're saying there, and I know you have the historical knowledge to back it up.

It has happened in the United States.

Does not feel like a moment for that.

Does he not?

So, in their own case, so many people think of these things as teams.

It's such a binary situation right now.

What is the issue that a third party can break off with Democrat support and be

to unify them like that

with a real moral purpose?

Right now, the Democrats are not standing up because choice, their choice is Donald Trump.

And I mean their vocal choice.

I think that there is more and more hidden Democratic support for Donald Trump than anybody thinks.

I could be wrong.

And I ate it.

I mean, I don't want to talk about it.

It happened last time.

Had it in 2016, for sure.

I don't want to talk him up because whenever I talk people up, it's a kiss of death.

So

he's horrible and you should never vote for him.

And I'm definitely never going to vote for him.

Now I got that out of my system so he can win.

So

here's the thing.

I think that there is a lot of people

that just don't want to have their hat taken from them.

They don't want to be called racist bigots.

They just want to get along and they're so sick of it, but they also see the handwriting on the wall.

They see what's happening.

You don't have to be a genius to see,

wait a minute,

these people are being ostracized and they used to be on my side.

I kind of agree with them.

And when you talk to the people of the intellectual dark web, they're all saying this.

And you're seeing people say,

I can't believe

I'm standing with conservatives.

I would have never guessed that.

Just two years ago, I would have said, no way.

But

the conservative, constitutional conservative, the constitutional conservative position is the winning position it is the um

i i'm i'm not a crazy radical that wants to throw all laws out

i i i don't want you know just

chaos on the street I'm somebody who believes in government and I believe in a limited government, but there are some things that have to change.

And this is not working as we're doing it.

And so

I don't hate my neighbor.

I don't want to hate my neighbor.

I don't hate straight people.

I don't hate gay people.

I don't hate white people.

I don't hate black people.

I'm tired of being put in a group.

Yeah.

I think if there is one issue that would unify people like that, and you've seen it in a lot of these podcasts that you've done, there's a great series of podcasts coming on.

And you can binge through a ton of them as well.

They're all available at Glenbeck.com and on YouTube and everywhere else.

But

the idea of this pushback against political correctness, I think,

is

one of those things that unifies people.

We saw this with Kavanaugh, where, like, okay, he's being accused of these terrible things.

A lot of people who were even on the left said, wait a minute, I've got a son.

I'm not at all comfortable with this standard that any woman from 30 years in his past can ruin his life in the future.

That's not an issue that's Democrat or Republican.

Any mother would feel that.

And

it happened.

I mean, people really did say

the same thing with, you know, when it comes to some of the gender issues, some of the those issues where we all understand and we've always understood that X, Y, and Z is true.

And you're trying to come in here and not only say that X, Y, and Z aren't true, but you're saying I'm evil if I think the old way was correct.

And that is a big, that's a big step for people to take.

It's obviously not the right way to go.

When conservative means I want to conserve and preserve logic,

reason, truth, discussion.

I mean, that's when America becomes conservative.

And

if we were better at messaging, that's what we'd be saying a conservative is right now.

A conservative is to say, I preserve the Constitution of the United States and I preserve the Bill of Rights.

I am trying to conserve science

and reason and measurement and truth and history.

We're not changing our history.

We're not changing our language.

We have problems and we can solve them.

But by abandoning all reason, I don't know of a single person that says, yeah, you know, a seven-year-old kid, they should have a sex change.

They should start giving a seven-year-old kid hormones.

That's insanity.

That is mangela experimentation on children.

There's no data to back any of that stuff up.

You don't know what that's going to do.

You're experimenting on children.

If that makes me a conservative to say, wait a minute, I want to wait for data.

I want to see.

You can't just do that to children and give it a whirl.

If that's what it means to be a conservative, I think we're in the majority.

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So where are we headed?

And have you noticed how fast things are changing now?

Okay, it's not just you.

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And on next Wednesday, we are going to show you the reason because we're going to show you the plan.

This is one of the most amazing discoveries we have made.

And you know that

I have made a lot of what people would call predictions, crazy predictions.

They're not predictions.

I just read a lot.

I study history.

I look for patterns.

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It's analysis.

It's not prediction.

And if you take people at their word,

when people tell you something crazy, crazy,

I'm going to do this, they usually do it.

I'm going to kill you.

Well, I take that one seriously.

I'm going to start a caliphate.

I take you seriously.

And then I look at the dots and the connections and the patterns of history and see, does this person have a chance to cobble together a caliphate?

Yeah,

yeah, they do.

The conditions are right.

So then I go on the air and say, they're going to try to start a caliphate.

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We found a document in our research on socialism.

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And we're also preparing all of these shows for

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as we're doing our research,

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And he's like, have you ever heard of this?

And I'm like, no.

He's like, this is the craziest thing I've ever read, Glenn.

He said, it is the plan of what's happening today.

And I start reading it.

And I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is, this is.

Where did you get this?

He said, it was written in, I think, 1950 or 51

by the communist historian in Czechoslovakia.

And it's really an evil book of how we did it.

Because you have to remember, the Soviets were kept by a treaty that we signed at the end of World War II.

They couldn't just march into Czechoslovakia and Poland and all those things.

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They weren't allowed to take it over.

So

the communists wanted to spread communism throughout the world.

How do we get these countries to fall?

Well, their first attempt was Czechoslovakia, and Czechoslovakia was this amazing country, amazing country.

The highest

wealth per capita, I think, next to the United States.

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The guy who started it as the father of their country, if you will, studied over here.

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1945, it's dropped from the Nazis.

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By 1948, 49,

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How the heck did that happen?

Well,

very carefully laid plans.

And the archivist, the historian of the Communist Party in Czechoslovakia, wrote it all down.

Here's how we did it.

Yeah, and in an effort to say, basically,

we need to remember how we did this because it worked really well.

It worked really well.

We need to have this in the Communist Party record so we can emulate it in the future if needed.

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Australia, I don't understand why anybody goes to Australia, lives in Australia.

I mean, you might want to go.

You know, like if I go to Australia, you know, I'd like to see a kangaroo at maybe the opera house.

In fact, I don't want to see an opera.

Put kangaroos on stage at the opera house because it's cool looking, you know, and it's nice.

The water's right there.

Maybe you take a sailboat out and you're on the water and you're like, hey, I slow some shimp on the Barbie and you go have some of that, whatever it is.

You know, in front of the opera house, you go in, on stage, a bunch of kangaroos, they're boxing or whatever.

And then you get on a plane and you go.

that's how i want to see australia um

beyond that australia freaks the crap out of me you know they've got spiders the size of your head and they all seem to be like cool with that they're like yeah i got spiders proud of it you know okay yeah dude like i mean

you know we kill weeds here you know i mean everybody's up an arm with weed killer over here can you do something about the spiders maybe i don't know i can like remember every time in my life i've seen a stray snake.

Like two or three times in my life, I've been like, you know, one crawled across our porch here once in Texas.

One time when I was a kid walking at a park with my mom down a trail and one was crossing the trail in front of us.

I can

remember them.

That's how much of a wuss I am.

These people are like dining with snakes.

They just all come in.

They just slither across the table while they're like eating, you know, their hamburgers.

Oh, you know, it's really funny.

I opened up my barbecue and there was a snake in the bottom of it.

Okay.

No, dude.

That's traumatic to everyone else.

Yeah, that's like freaking everybody out.

What are you doing?

So what?

What are you doing?

I mean, I know you're all raised from convicts, but there's something wrong with Australia.

Okay.

I don't know if it was like God was like, you know what?

I spent too long on the Grand Canyon.

I'm not even going to pay attention to the animals.

Just I need some spiders and stuff.

It's like, and they came and they were like,

and he's like, oh, crap, that's too big of a spider.

Oh, well, I got to go back to work on Bryce Canyon now.

I mean, I don't know what happened to Australia, but it's weird.

And then they introduced bunny rabbits, which there were no cute little bunny rabbits in there.

And I got to tell you, if I'm living with a if I'm living with snakes and spiders, I want a bunny rabbit.

I want to be in bed with a little bunny rabbit going,

help me, bunny, help me, bunny.

There's spiders everywhere.

And, you know, if a big spider comes as big as my head towards my head, I'm throwing the bunny rabbit at it.

I'm sorry, bunny rabbit, but I'm going to use you as a weapon against the snake.

So they introduced bunny rabbits.

Somebody is like, oh, you know, it'd be fun.

We should have some bunny rabbits here.

So they take them and they start mating.

And, you know, bunny rabbits do what, but there was no natural predators for the bunny rabbits.

So it's an issue.

Yeah, so there's bunny, there's millions of bunny rabbits everywhere.

And so they had to go and they had to slaughter.

It was the Holocaust.

Many bunnies remember Australia.

You say the word Australia to them now, and bunnies will, their nose will just go up and down a little faster.

Never forget.

Never forget the bunny rabbit slaughter of the early 1900s, late 1800s.

And now they have a cat problem.

Now,

if you listen to me, you know I don't like cats.

I don't think that goes far enough, but yes, that is an inaccurate summary of your position.

I have

bad experiences with cats, and so I have no love for cats.

However, I want to just say this.

I give mail all the time, and it's just so funny because people get so passionate.

I'm like, yeah, all cats should die.

All cats should die.

And anybody who likes cats, there's something wrong with you.

Now, clearly, I don't believe that.

But I say it just because.

It really annoys people.

It just drives cat lovers crazy for some reason.

And it's like chasing a laser.

They're like, he said this.

He said this.

He said he really hated it.

It makes us crazy.

Yeah, look at you.

You're running around tracing a little laser.

You're never going to catch it.

Yeah, and I will say that's essentially what you're doing to cat owners.

You're just putting a little laser on the ground and cat owners are going crazy.

Exactly.

That's right.

Okay.

So I don't really want a cat Holocaust.

No, you have called for one several times, but you don't actually want it.

Yeah, one of the, I think I did say, you know, on stage at one point, you know, I do have the final solution for cats.

And that didn't go over real well.

Wasn't your most popular onstage moment?

No, no.

You know, but here's what Australia is doing.

They're dropping poison sausage sausage

from airplanes now.

And they're trying to poison all of these cats because there are millions of feral cats.

Now, the first thing I want to know, do cats kill giant spiders?

If so, Australia, don't kill the cats.

Work on the spider problem.

You got spooky ass spiders work on the your spiders are as big as cats Work on that.

I mean, cats I can live with my whole life.

You know, you live around two million cats.

Yeah, but there's no spiders in the neighborhood that are as big as a small dog.

I'm good.

This is an amazing article for

many different reasons.

When America finds out, they're going to be.

I mean, we're working on, I'm not going to that state because they won't have a bathroom for somebody who is

non-gender

binary compliant kind of person who says they're a space alien.

We're getting upset about that when they find out that they're dropping poison sausage and kill two million cats.

A rich person went to Africa and killed a lion that was about to maul some children.

Oh, let's protest them and ruin their lives.

That's the stuff we get upset about.

One lion.

One lion.

This is two million cats.

Yes, cats, which, by the way, everyone who got mad about the lion story is a cat owner.

We should point that out.

Yes.

Every one of them is a cat owner.

Yes.

But that's just a big cat.

No, that's a cat that will claw your eyes out.

Right, but it's the same person, right?

The same person who gets upset about a hunter taking down one animal in Africa is certainly going to be very upset at 2 million cats being killed.

This article, let me point this out, though, first.

Wouldn't you have loved, Glenn, if the New York Times, with all of their resources, was able to dive into, let's say, why was the IRS targeting conservative groups during the Obama administration?

Yes.

Or

how did this Mueller investigation really get started?

Can we look into that?

Or

how come nobody in the press is upset that

people who exposed Planned Parenthood of selling body parts against the law, how come they're going to jail and no one seems to care?

No one seems to be mentioning it.

Wouldn't it be interesting if they spent the resources on that?

This article about the cats being murdered

in Australia is 6,226 words.

6,000 words.

So,

to put this into perspective, when you get a book contract, they'll say your book has to be 65,000 words.

So, 60,000 words is a size.

It's a normal book.

A normal book like a host would release, right?

This is one-tenth of that, and it's a story, one-tenth of that length.

And now, it's brilliantly written.

I mean, it really is a great piece.

It's good.

But a couple of things I want to point out.

So they're actually flying planes over Australia and dropping poison sausages so the cats will come eat them because they're eating too many rodents.

So they're protecting the rodents by killing the cats with sausage made from kangaroos and chickens.

So they're killing kangaroos and chickens to kill cats to protect rodents.

I think there's a problem in Australia.

This is what happens when the criminal mind breeds with other criminal minds.

You're like, I don't know, kill all the kangaroos to kill the cats or killing the rats because we want to live with rats.

There's a story written about this

a long time ago called There Once Was a Woman Who Swallowed a Fly.

I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

We can't say why.

Right.

And then the woman decided to

swallow a frog.

Was a frog next?

Frog.

I don't know why she swallowed the frog.

I can't remember how it rhymes, but it goes on from there.

And then she swallowed something else.

And she swallowed it.

Eventually got to a point where she swallowed a cat and then she swallowed a dog because the cat was in there.

And then they kept going up.

I think they ended at like a cow, which doesn't even eat any of them.

But the whole point is,

do we not learn the lesson of the old lady who swallowed the fly?

Why didn't she just poop the fly out?

It would have been faster.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

She waited a couple of days, pooped the fly out.

Done.

The book is so much shorter.

You get the kids' convex so much faster.

Wait.

You don't have, you skip the pooping out part.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to make it shorter.

You got it.

it you got it done in two two two pages you're done that seems to be a rational way to do it so she just really quick she swallowed the fly first then she swallowed the spider and that tickled inside her

then she swallowed a bird isn't that absurd she swallowed the bird then she uh uh she uh swallowed a cat just imagine that she swallowed a cat

why did she swallow a bird i mean we know we don't know why she swallowed a bird to catch the fly spiders she swallowed a spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

I can't say why.

I know.

I know.

We don't know why she didn't swallow the fly, but the bird, is that what you go for?

You go for a frog.

It's smaller.

I don't think of it.

I was trying to think.

I don't remember a frog.

I remember the bird.

The bird.

Yeah, the bird goes after.

I mean, this is odd.

Do birds eat flies?

Then there was the point that she got to the goat.

She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat, which is what I thought insane.

And then she's.

I've never, I don't know what version of the book this is.

I want some new old lady who swallowed a minister.

Isn't that sinister to swallow a minister?

What the hell?

Where did that go?

Is that like Jason Blum's version of this?

Like, you hear the little kids in the background.

Holy crap.

And then I guess the rhinoceros isn't that preposterous.

The point is that when you get into this book, it doesn't end well.

It's not the end.

She's like, oh, finally, the rhinoceros took care of the minister problem that I had swallowed.

And everything worked out fine.

Let's send that book to the prime minister or king or whatever they have over there.

Over there.

Listen to this line, though, Glenn.

Talk about the kind of this crime,

the odd crime mind that we need to put this together.

This is the Dave.

Dr.

Death is his nickname, by the way.

Dr.

Dave Algar.

He is the one ahead of this project.

He says he began developing a recipe for the poison sausages by examining cat food in supermarkets and observing which flavors thrilled his own two cats.

He owns cats, number one.

He's doing this for a living.

He owns cats.

And as Morse said, they've got to taste good.

They are the cat's last meal.

This guy is the mangala in the cat world.

He is.

He's actually committing

cat holocaust.

Now, look, here's the thing.

I don't like cats.

I really don't like cats.

I really don't.

If all cats

disappeared, it'd be fine.

I don't want to murder cats.

I don't want to do anything bad to cats.

Despite your previous statements.

Well, no, but what I said is

that what I said is a final solution for cats, okay?

But you didn't come out and tell people what you were doing.

I want a film about cats.

That the cats, they're disappearing from our neighborhoods, but they're all being moved to a really cat-friendly neighborhood where all the cats are happy.

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You know, I'm sorry, we were going to go on to something else, but I got to go back to this cat thing.

Okay, in Australia, 2 million cats.

They're going to kill 2 million cats.

First of all, where are all the activists?

You know, where are the people who are like, you know, hunting down every dentist who has ever done anything at all, trying to, you know, kill a lion that the townspeople were like, please kill the lion.

They eat my children.

Where are all the people on 2 million cats being killed by the Australians because they're feral cats?

Now,

I don't want to personally get involved in Australia's business and their cat problem.

I just want to know, again, what is up with Australia?

Are these cats that were introduced and, again, like the bunnies had no natural predator?

Or, I mean, where are the dogs?

Where are the feral dogs?

Where are the.

Oh, oh, wow.

Yeah, they killed all the feral dogs with sausages.

No, they're killing the cats with sausages.

Yeah, well, technically, it was sausages.

Snausages for the dogs, sausages for the cats.

They would just give poison sausages to the cats, but cats won't eat sausages.

They're for dogs.

Ah.

So

they killed all the dogs off before with poisoned sausages.

They should stop killing the animals.

I mean, this is what's weird: there is.

I love the fact that they killed a bunch of kangaroos to put in the sausages to kill the cats.

There's something just so dramatically bizarre about that.

Here's the thing.

I don't understand.

Do they not have an ecological system there that takes cats?

They have giant spiders.

How come the giant spiders are not killing the cats or the cats killing the giant spiders?

I don't understand.

It's like the planet is out of control in

Australia.

Oh, this is a great way to say global warming.

This is when you bring up the global warming stuff.

The globe is warm, warm, so cats are more comfortable.

They have sex more, and I'm just going to come up with what they're going to say.

It's probably in this article.

It's 6,000 words.

I could not get through all of them, although it's, again, a brilliant, brilliantly written article.

I'd like to have this author on.

Yeah.

Because I'd like to know.

I'd like to know, really, and I'm serious about this.

I want to know what the problem is caused by.

The system.

But you're not willing to read the 6,000 words where it certainly tells you what the problem is caused by.

Are you?

No.

Yeah, no way.

I would like to talk to her about it, though.

It's up.

Look, you wrote 6,000 words.

If you would have written, you know, I don't know, 1,100, I probably would have gotten to it.

Probably.

This is not a great sell on the booking.

I don't think you should tell her.

Look, we just couldn't get past 1,000 words on this topic, so can you come on and tell us the rest of it?

Come dumb it down to us.

We just have a couple of questions.

Like, you have really descriptive

paragraphs here about all the real color of the situation.

I'm not quite interested enough to get through all of them.

So can you just come on and just say it like five or six sentences?

Yeah, just tell us.

what happened to the natural predator for the dogs or the cats?

We are totally describing the problem with our discourse.

If this was an important topic to me, like I should probably go through it.

But

this is a problem with the New York Times.

Okay, should have said right there in the title, two million cats die, you know, targeted for death in Australia.

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Yes, then you'd be like, everywhere.

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This is the Glenn Beck program.

Well, last night, the National Football League had its draft, at least the first round of it.

And if you were here yesterday, you heard Glenn Beck attempt to predict that draft.

Incredible.

That is one word I would use to describe it.

Yes, incredible.

What you did yesterday was incredible for many different reasons.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

I'll take that.

So we now have the picks in.

How did Glenn do?

Incredible.

Incredibly, I would say, yes.

So we will tell you the results of the Glenn.

I've got a little turn the tables on stew.

Yeah.

I'm not comfortable with those.

Well, you're going to find out what that is, beginning in one minute.

This is the Glenn Beck program.

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Okay.

Here it is.

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It's a great office chair that seems almost like a lounge chair.

Yow.

Thank you.

It's really good.

It's like a nice beat.

It's easy to dance to.

You like it?

Yeah.

I worked a long time on it.

I didn't write the lyrics.

A little pitchy.

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It's great.

It's great.

Anyway, X-Chair is a great chair, and it really is more like the most comfortable chair that you've ever sat in.

Lounge chair.

Stu and I were talking earlier today.

I'd watch a movie in this chair.

This is comfortable than a lot of theater chairs.

You could just sit back.

Even in the nice theaters.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a lazy boy, man.

It is so good.

But also, because a lazy boy makes it feel like you're just going to fall asleep in the middle of your workday.

You can get a lot of work done with it, too.

It's great support.

It makes you feel comfortable.

You don't get the pain after sitting in the same chair all day.

It's fantastic.

It's kind of like an occasional table.

With an occasional table, it's occasionally a table.

Occasionally, what else is it?

Nothing.

It's always a table.

It's not an occasional table.

It's always a table.

This is like an occasional chair.

Don't see the similarity.

This is occasionally a workchair.

Occasionally a lazy boy.

Me, I'm always a lazy boy.

But I use this chair occasionally to work in, sometimes to sleep in.

I'm just saying.

So you're saying it's completely unlike an occasional table?

Because they weren't a little bit more.

Except it's exactly like an occasional table.

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Okay.

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All right, let's go.

Are you ready for Glenn's review of the 2019 NFL draft?

Big night last night.

Thousands and thousands of people.

Did you see how many people were there, Pat?

Over 200,000.

Incredible.

That was unbelievable.

Who's are you being serious?

200,000 down there in Nashville going down that main road.

200,000.

Go and look at the replays of that.

You're not going to.

I don't even know where I would find them.

Okay.

Well, NFL.com would probably have them.

Scan over the audience, just that.

It's a main road.

That main strip.

It looks like a million people.

So it was the whole

town, a main strip of a town?

Yes.

Of Nashville.

That main, that famous sea.

Oh, you're kidding me.

Yeah.

I can't wait to get Broadway, right?

Just a sea of humanity.

All the way down to the city.

And they used to do this at a street.

It used to be in Radio City every year, and they decided a few years ago, the first time they did it was in Philadelphia, like in front of what people would call the Rocky Museum.

Which really pisses the snob out.

They hate it.

They hate it.

And I love it.

The actual name is the Rocky Museum.

Yes, I just remember that.

It's the snobs that are wrong.

But, you know, that whole, if you remember standing at the top, when I think you were able to make it there after a couple of hours,

when you're on the top of the stairs there and you look down the street, it just goes on forever.

And they filled like that entire street.

Same thing here.

It's crazy.

Incredible.

200,000 people.

I mean, the idea that the NFL is dying is

maybe a little preemptive

here.

But it may die after your draft review from yesterday.

We will see, though, because I think there's some good news in here for Glenn Beck as well.

Thank you very much.

Some impressive things.

And one thing.

This almost sounds like it's a sports, you know, like you're a sports center.

Yeah, it's talk about it in like a sportscaster way, and it will sound official.

I will say, going in, I did not think Glenn Beck

would be able to pull this off, but he did accomplish one thing that no other draft expert was able to accomplish.

Rock, I think was your name.

And it was.

And I'd love to get your reaction before we dive in.

My reaction

was that it was his predictions were incredible.

Incredible.

Incredible.

I would agree.

They were incredible earlier.

It was incredible.

All right.

Well, go to the.

I'm going to keep watching.

Thank you.

We appreciate that.

Wow, they can hear me.

Like every other sports programme, we're going to give you our reaction before we tell you what happened.

Because that's what sports programs do.

Okay, so the first overall pick in the draft of the Arizona Cardinals.

Glenn Beck predicted Devin White would be selected.

Because he looked happy.

Yes, because he looked happy.

He does look happy.

He does look happy.

Was he happy last night?

So the experts predicted he would go fifth in the draft.

Glenn predicted he would go go first.

The actual answer?

Fifth.

So

that's a little anticlimactic.

That's that one.

It's a little anticlimactic.

But I had him in the top 10.

You gave me 20 names.

I had him in the top 10.

Yes.

I had him in the top five.

I was pretty damn close.

Okay, yes, there you go.

I thought that was a relatively good pick.

All right, thank you.

Although you did lose again.

Okay, with a second pick in the draft, Glenn predicted that Drew Locke would go second.

Which we tried to dissuade him from that a little bit, telling him, they already have a a quarterback there, and they paid him a lot of money.

Yeah, $137.5 million just one year.

Is he in the top five?

So, Drew Locke.

You didn't tell me that this was not hand grenades.

No, no, no.

I just need to be close.

I just need to be close.

I think it is close.

So I'm judging this as: did you come as close as the actual experts?

So, Drew Locke, Glenn, predicted to go second overall.

The experts predicted to go 30th overall.

And he did not get drafted in the first round at all.

So he's still on the board.

Wow, you're a tad more wrong than the other team.

I need him.

This is not only not hand grenades, this isn't small, it's not even nuclear weapons.

It's tactical nukes.

Next up, Glenn had Jawan Taylor going third to the New York Jets.

Glenn predicted Jawan Taylor to go third.

The experts predicted him to go 12th.

Actual draft position, undrafted in the first round.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What about Christian Wilkinson?

Wilkins, because I said he could also might go third.

Yeah, I know.

You kept saying that because the two teams were from the same city, you could switch them.

That's not a rule.

Yeah, no, it's well, it should be.

They're both fake New York teams.

Neither of them in New York.

They're both fake.

Well, that's true.

They're both in the same stadium in New Jersey.

But that was a fair point.

But again, you were wrong.

So you're 0 for 3 so far, but things get better.

Your fourth pick, you selected Jonah Williams.

Jonah Williams.

Yes.

Jonah Williams, Glenn selected fourth.

The experts predicted he would go ninth.

Actual draft position, 11th.

So Glenn is wrong.

I thought there was some good news happening.

No, there is news.

There was some good news.

Okay, all right.

Okay, and maybe, is this it?

The Tampa Bay County?

I don't think so.

Just based on just based on the crowd reaction yesterday, boys.

Glenn,

really high on Bunchy Stallings from Kentucky.

A little higher than the experts were.

Really high.

I had a good reason.

I don't remember what it was, but it was a good reason for Bunchy.

Yes, they were all really good reasons, as we heard yesterday.

So Bunchy Stallings, Glenn predicted to be fifth.

I bet she was excited about your pick, though.

He was.

I bet his dad called him and said, Glenn Beck just predicted.

And then he was like, not the guy who every time he endorses a candidate, they lose.

Yeah, same guy.

Yes.

So Bungie Stallings predicted to go fifth by Glenn Beck.

Experts predicted him to go 216th.

He was undrafted in the top 32, sadly.

So neither of us was right.

Well, you're 0 for 5.

Again, they were close again.

Okay, next up, though, we have

Christian Wilkins.

I said he'd go sixth.

Christian Wilkins goes sixth.

The experts predicted him to go 13th.

So really close range here.

The actual pick, 13th.

The experts

looking for the good one.

No, but there's

number seven.

Now, you may know this one if you followed it at all.

Kyler Murray.

Glenn predicted Kyler Murray to go, and I guess play behind Nick Foles in the giant contract he just signed instead of going to the Cardinals.

He did go number one overall.

Glenn predicted him number seven, and so did the experts predicted him number one.

Shrapnel hit him.

Yeah, Shrapnel hit him.

He's in the general return.

Shrapnel

explosion from where he was.

He could hit him.

Okay, so the top seven, you are 0 for 7.

However, we go on to Ed Oliver to the Detroit Lions.

Yes.

Ed Oliver.

Now, I know you were passionate about this particular pick.

I can't remember why.

This one, no list.

Yes,

this was my first draft pick at number eight.

Ed looks endlessly surprised.

He does.

And, you know, that's the way everybody in Detroit, when they open their door in the morning, they're like, oh, crap, I'm still here?

Yeah, and like the hell happened.

As the bullets fly by.

Right.

They know, wow,

another bullet flew by.

What am I doing here still?

He may also have been surprised that he was, first of all, picked eighth, but before the first seven picks.

Right.

Which was interesting.

So he was my first pick at eighth.

Yeah.

So that's not confusing at all.

So Ed Oliver, Glenn predicted him to go number eight.

The experts predicted him to go number four.

Actual pick, number nine.

Glenn outperforms the experts.

Thank you.

Amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, that took me a little while.

It did.

Either that or I got it right on the first time and I should have stopped.

Yeah, but impossible.

Well, it's a stretch to say you got it right.

Well, you missed by one pick.

Oh, he's definitely dead.

If you're standing that close to a hand grenade, you're dead.

And it's not horseshoes or hand grenades is the saying.

Okay.

But there is one thing that Glenn Beck did that no one else that I saw as an expert actually did.

It's an amazing thing.

Glenn Beck predicted for the ninth pick, Daniel Jones, the quarterback from Duke.

Now, Jones was predicted to go 17th by experts.

Glenn predicted him number nine.

Actual pick, number six.

Thank you.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

But the only expert I saw, and I use you as an expert after that pick.

The only expert I saw picking Daniel Jones in the top nine was Glenn Beck, and he nailed it.

I won.

Only missing by three.

I want you to put that.

I want an article written about that in sportsy kind of terms and throw that out.

Sportsy kind of terms.

Come into you, Glenn.

We'll get to that.

And the good news continues here.

Now you're now two for nine.

Yes, you missed the first seven.

Right.

But you're two for nine.

Last one.

Two for nine-ish.

Two for nine-ish.

Well, you beat the experts on two of nine.

Okay, yes.

Well, for not having any information.

Pretty good.

Pretty good.

Not good.

Carl Granderson was Glenn's 10th overall pick.

The experts predicted him to go 251st.

Actual pick.

He was not picked yet.

So Glenn did lose that one.

But you only missed by 241.

Okay, but he was closer than the experts.

Yes.

Twice.

Twice.

Twice.

That is not bad.

Now, let's turn this around.

As you see, I have a bunch of teams up on the board.

Animals and

some might call them

shields.

Some might call them shields.

Okay.

This is the game of thrones.

Now, you probably know more about the Game of Thrones than I do about football.

I don't think there's any doubt of that.

Right.

Yeah, I've seen two episodes.

I'm giving you, with their names, Frumpy Girl.

She's 5'1, 112 pounds.

That's all you get.

You have to put her in the right house.

We do our Game of Thrones and see how close he becomes.

He comes and gets to that in one minute.

Yeah.

See See if you can get two.

I don't know.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

We have seven houses, which I just learned from the last episode.

There are seven houses.

I don't know what that means.

Seven houses.

seven houses one process question seven kingdoms can i look back at my own reviews no okay no because i don't remember anything i was not allowed to do anything except look at those those faces and their weights okay their height all right so i have i have them here all the characters and we're gonna place them in the houses all right so i'm gonna start off with fat guy now fat guy is uh 5'8 238 uh that's the only thing i have but he is overweight uh at some level

um for this era particularly there wasn't a lot of food that went around He's not Jeffy overweight, but he's a little fat.

He's fat for this era, I feel like.

I mean, there was no food.

So he was fat for this era.

Just to help you along, if you don't know, if you don't have a picture of Fat Guy, let's just say he's the bookworm, and you might remember who he is.

Okay.

Now, there are seven houses.

You have a bear, a buck,

a dragon head, an archer guy.

Maybe some underwater creature, a lion, and a three-headed dragon.

Okay.

Okay, so I'm going to put fat guy with the bear because he's overweight.

He's a fat guy with the bear.

And he might, like, I don't know, maybe fat guy does a lot of good things.

Fat guy with the bear.

Maybe he does a lot of the good things, but, you know, he's overweight, and I think he fat.

That's kind of what the bear is, right?

It looks like a hybrid.

He's actually pretty strong.

Right, okay, okay.

All right.

Then I'm going to go with.

I'm going to take up next, Frumpy Girl.

Now, Frumpy Girl

comes in at 5-1-1-12.

She's a little bit of a girl.

She's from the...

So, you know, she was the.

I'm trying to give him things that he won't know and won't necessarily play.

She was with the

girl does not have a name.

Let's say that.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Frumpy Girl, looking at these symbols here, I think I would associate her, if you think about an underwater creature, she's kind of frumpy.

She kind of like seems like the type that if she was a creature, would kind of just be floating around aimlessly at the bottom of the ocean.

So I'm going to put her with weird ocean

character thing, yellow, and it's got little pointy things at the end of it.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Then I'm going to go next up.

I'm going to take a boy bandeen next.

Now, the boy Banteen, he's in a wheelchair.

He fell out of a

tower or something.

He kind of seems like.

That's Boy Banteen, Pat.

So he seems like the type that would maybe.

If he was in today's times, he would wear like jewelry.

He'd be like kind of flamboyant.

Have maybe some gold jewelry and stuff.

I'm going to put him with the gold lion thing.

The gold lion thing for boy bands.

Good.

Yes.

Next up,

we have the queen that looks like Mick Jagger and Robin Wright.

And she surprisingly does.

She does, really looks like that.

She really does look like Right.

Like, if they had a baby, this is exactly the person that would grow out of that.

She's sort of a statuesque woman.

I feel like she has good posture.

So I'm going to put her with the yellow buck that's standing on its back leg because it's kind of standing up tall and I think that makes a lot of sense.

Yeah.

All right.

Next up we have Goatee guy.

Now goatee guy I think is a pretty main character if I'm not mistaken.

It might be Jon Snow.

Okay.

Jon Snow.

His name first of all

Snow.

So that's going to raise, first of all, you're going to take out the three-headed dragon because that could breathe fire.

That's obviously out.

And I'm going to go with.

He's a big character.

I feel like I go with the red archer guy here.

The red archer symbol.

Red archer symbol because

he's like the main character.

He's strong.

He's probably the guy that fires lots of arrows.

Next up, I will go with...

I will go with Angry Elf.

Now, Angry Elf in this show, he was Angry Elf in the movie Elf, but also is in this show.

And Angry Elf...

is now he seems like a big character, like top of the ranks somewhere.

And he's the type of guy that would be like the guy who designs the family crest.

Like, he's that big of a guy.

He's that guy.

And because of his height, he would not be able to reach an entire painting.

And there's only one that's all partial creature, which is this half-dragon-y head thing,

which is gray, and it looks like, or maybe a half-dog head or something.

I don't know.

But he couldn't finish the whole painting because he's not tall enough.

So I'm going to put him on that team.

The top middle one there, Marissa.

Might even be a dog or a wolf or something.

Okay, a dog or a wolf.

Okay.

Angry elf goes into the wolf.

Okay.

Now, I know there's relationships between Angry Elf and a couple of the other characters, and I cannot remember who.

Right.

Maybe Redhead.

I think Redhead and Angry Elf might be together in some way.

Or maybe they were married at some point.

I don't remember, but I'm going to put Redhead with Angry Elf in that one.

Where I think they might be related.

Sansa.

Blondie.

So Angry Elf and Redhead.

The Blondie Queen I would describe as the main character of this show so far that I've noticed.

Yeah, okay.

She talks to the guy.

She seems to be hanging out with the goatee guy a lot.

They seem to to have maybe some romantic relations.

Now, I can't tell.

They could be like a Romeo and Juliet thing from two different kingdoms or something, too.

Yeah.

Which I'm concerned about.

But I am, because I think they've spent time together, I'm going to put Blondie in the same archer situation.

So they're from the same house.

Yes, they've got to be.

They're together almost all the time.

I mean, there's some risk to that strategy, but I'm going to go for it anyway.

And there's, as you will find out, there's a lot.

Okay.

So then we have.

I haven't put anyone in the three-headed charge camp.

I haven't put anyone in the three-headed dragon camp.

Luckily, I have three people left.

The person I haven't named yet, the curly-haired guy, and the guy who looks like Ricky Gervais and Lenny from Laverne and Shirley, which he does.

Look at that.

That was

a guy who was very, very sick for a while.

What about

curly-haired guy?

He is

not the man he used to be.

And the yet-to-be-named, which was a kid actually who looks like she likes battle a lot.

Yeah, the little kid.

Yeah, she's great.

So, those three go into the three-headed dragon because the dragon has three heads, right?

Which makes perfect sense for me.

Those are the kingdoms.

I don't know how to explain that to people, Glenn, but okay.

How did I do?

Well,

let me just.

Well, I should step out because I can't get this information.

The problem is, I can't.

If you tell me all the things I got right and wrong, I'm going to know everything about game.

Yeah,

you didn't get any of them right.

None of them are right.

None of them are right.

No, no, sorry.

One is right.

One is right?

One is right.

Yes.

One is right.

You've got one right.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Crap, that's the same amount as you did, too.

Yep,

I got two.

You got one.

I just

want to know.

That's depressing.

So I know that's about game of the Throne Thanksgiving.

You have to take a snapshot of this because after he finishes the Game of Thrones,

I have to show you because

you are right on some things, horribly wrong, for all the wrong reasons, but you're kind of right.

Your instincts are, if this were hand grenades, thank you.

Yeah, if this were hand grenades, I think you'd get two.

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So here's the latest from Notre Dame.

A scaffolding firm that has worked on the roof of Notre Dame said some of its workers had smoked on the site, but it is ruled out that a cigarette butt might have started the fire that destroyed the cathedral's roof.

A spokesman for the company, confirming a report, French Weekly, told Reuters that some of the workers in its European scaffolding unit had informed police that they had sometimes smoked on the scaffolding

despite a smoking ban on the site.

We condemn it, but the fire started inside the building.

And this is not a hypothesis.

It was not a cigarette butt that set Notre Dame on fire.

Source close to the investigation says that's not wrong, but declined all other comment.

They said it's impossible to set a log on fire with a cigarette butt and questioned how cigarette butts could have been found at the site.

If cigarette butts survived this inferno, I don't know what material those cigarette butts were made out of.

He said the elevators, the electricity was perfectly within the specifications and well maintained.

The two elevators on the outside of the building, situated 45 and 65 meters from the base of the spire,

were the first where the first smoke and flames were spotted, and the workers had cut the power to the elevators when they had left the site for the day.

They said that the electoral electrical wiring ran through the roof of the cathedral, but the church administration denied safety norms had not been respected.

Nothing was ever done without the authorization of the state.

There were no wires dangling.

Everything was properly installed, says a spokesperson for Notre Dame.

When the first smoke alarm ran

and went off, security staff had made verifications but had not remarked on anything unusual.

I don't know whether they had checked the wrong place, he said.

When they added a second alert that rang shortly after, they spotted flames at the base of

it says here the fire, but I would imagine that's spire.

Of course, there's flames at the base of the fire.

Almost all fires have that.

Really?

I was looking at this fire the other day.

No flames.

It was weird.

The cathedral is not ruling out now any hypothesis about the origin of the fire.

Investigators are considering all possibilities.

That's interesting.

I think that's really interesting.

They don't know.

I mean, usually, you know, especially if there was an accelerant or something like that, they can spot that quickly.

And this is your way of saying Muslims definitely did it and not even extreme ones?

Is that what you're just saying?

Did you just say that moderate Muslims in the United States set the fire?

Is that what he just said?

That's crazy.

Wow, that's going really far, Glenn.

That's crazy.

No, there's no.

So far, they are not saying that there was...

any accelerant or anything like that.

They're saying they don't know what caused it.

They did say at one point they said they had ruled out, but that it was.

That was the first,

that was like six hours into it.

It was very early.

It was still burning.

How could they, how could they, you could say there wasn't a bomb because maybe people, you know, could hear a bomb or see an explosion and they were around.

But

how could you possibly say there wasn't, you know, it wasn't arson or, you know, there was no foul play?

They still can't say that.

They're not ruling out any options.

Right.

So they're keeping it open.

I mean, they do seem to be acting as if it was not an attacker.

I don't think it was.

Yeah.

I don't think it was.

What you said from the beginning, the first option you threw out there was actually a cigarette.

And now they're saying that they were smoking there, but they don't believe that was the cause of it.

Yeah, well, that's the

investigators have

said that it wasn't started by a cigarette, that this company is correct on that.

The company is having to respond and saying, yes, our guys did smoke, but that didn't start the fire.

They weren't supposed to smoke, but they didn't start the fire.

They basically were saying, like, we didn't start the fire.

Don't do it.

It was always burning since the world's been turning.

Is that what they were saying?

Okay.

By the way, is this your effort to rehabilitate yourself?

Are you on rehab now?

Is that what this is?

Public rehab?

You know, you kind of come out and do some PR and say, oh, I didn't say those terrible things about Muslims like you did last week.

I didn't say those things.

Oh, you didn't say those things?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you are basically at the level where you're going to start accusing, you know,

quote-unquote Muslim extremists from going, and first it's burning a church, then you're going to accuse them of bombing churches.

You're going to accuse, you're going to accuse Islamic extremists of bombing churches somewhere next, aren't you?

Oh, they're just running around blowing things up all around the world.

Is that what you're saying?

Well, that's what I mean.

Then you're going to accuse them of specifically targeting Notre Dame several times.

Is that your next step in your rehab, Glenn?

We all know none of that is true.

What are they going to do next?

Fly planes into towers?

We know they could never do that.

We know it.

And you're going to say it anyway.

So I hope you know who you're listening to.

Mr.

I got two out of ten better than the experts in the draft.

Same guy telling you some Muslims want to blow things up.

It's wild.

Yeah, it's crazy.

It's crazy.

It's crazy.

By the way, did you see the picture of the Muslim terrorists that blew up all those churches right after

Notre Dame?

Did you see how they

Did you see how they were dressed?

I mean, they wanted it.

No, did you see the picture of all of them, you know, in this like graduation ceremony picture?

No.

Okay, it was the craziest thing.

They're all wearing black and they're wearing these like black and white kind of mask things over their heads.

Okay.

And they're all standing around in these robes.

And there's one guy who's really, really short and he's in the back.

There's like nine of them and or seven of them and the eighth one is in the back and he's just like peeking over his shoulder.

You just see this like little, you know, hooded face kind of, you know, peeking over the shoulder.

And I'm thinking,

dude, I mean, don't we, don't you always say, you know, when you're taking a group photo, okay, okay, call tall people in the back.

Oh, you know, and they're just like, I mean, how you're, you're getting ready to blow yourself up and they're taking this memorial picture and you're like, they don't even care about me.

I'm just,

I'm just, I'm in the back.

Isn't he going to see me?

Was someone standing behind him with his fingers up like rabbit ears above his head?

No, what was weird is right behind him was Joe Biden sniffing his towel.

Oh, which was

just weird.

That is just weird.

Anyway, he gets around.

Yeah.

So, but I was watching this and they were all praying to Allah, you know, and they watched this video and they're all sitting there and I

realized

this is

the Klan.

This is the same as the Klan.

They cover their faces so you never know who they are.

They're religious extremists that believe their way or the highway.

They're trying to cause terror to get people to cower.

Yeah, both

it's the Klan.

Basically, both terrorist groups, right?

Yeah.

The Klan and Islam.

This is ISIS thing to be able to do that.

They claim to be ISIS.

They doubt that that's possible.

Well, no, no, wait, they did

dedicate it.

I mean, the guys who blew themselves up dedicated it to in service of al-Baghdadi, who is the guy who we thought was dead, maybe not dead, or maybe they just didn't get the telegram.

Yeah, it's tough to communicate these

things because when you do, that's when the bombs tend to come off for a while.

Telegram for terrorist guy in the mask.

Terrorist guy in the mask.

Telegram.

They don't know.

That's when the drone flies by.

Right, right.

You don't usually

show up.

I will say, I am definitely skeptical of the idea they were doing this as retribution for the Christchurch attacks, which is one of the things they're floating right now.

The idea being that, okay, the New Zealand shooting happened and a bunch of Muslims who were worshiping died, so this is revenge.

They blew up all the Easter.

There's no way this complicated of an attack by a small terrorist group was pulled off in that time period.

I wouldn't say no way, but I'm highly skeptical of that idea.

Usually, I mean, you know, Al-Qaeda.

I don't know if you know this.

They're pissed about a lot of stuff.

Yeah, they're always pissed about something, and they just blame about the thing in the news.

Yeah, they've been pissed about stuff for, you know, 700 years.

They don't need new stuff.

I know.

you know

they're still like oh man and then they took Spain it's like if you're still pissed at Spain

I mean you got issues yeah it's a long time it's a long time you got to let that go I that's why I'm always kind of skeptical of the argument it's like well Cuba you know we're doing these um sanctions on Cuba And

you know,

Castro was able to use that and say, hey, we have an argument now because we can call the Americans evil.

It's like, they always have an argument to call the Americans evil.

They don't need our sanctions to do that.

They just do it.

We have people in our own country telling us, you know, that women who raised $10 billion to fight the Nazis but sang one controversial song as a parody 70 years ago have to have their statues torn down.

Everyone's pissed about everything.

They don't need an actual reason.

When's the last time anyone in America needed a reason to get pissed off about something?

Nobody does.

I mean, you're telling me Fidel Castro wouldn't have come up with another reason to not like the United States?

Right.

Like, it's like, you know, it really, I mean, it is just, it is, it's exhausting.

Can you imagine?

I get home at night and, you know, my kids will have, I don't know, set the upstairs on fire or whatever.

Hey, today there's a problem at school.

What is it?

Oh, one of them tied the teachers up and,

you know, it's like, oh, geez.

You get home and you're so tired and you just don't.

I said to my wife this morning, we got up and it's like 5.30 in the morning.

And I looked at her and I said,

today,

can you just not tell me if there's something wrong with the house or

with our life or with the kids?

Can we just pretend that everything's okay and just have one not pissed off night?

Can we do that?

And she's like, oh, I'd love to do that.

So you're specifically requesting denial.

Yeah.

You just want to be in the dark.

Yeah.

Ignorance is bliss.

I mean, at least one day a week when you're, you know, you come home from the end of the day and you're like, I've got to deal with what you did at school now or what you didn't do at school.

What?

I mean, I'm already, I'm already having to do your homework with you.

I already did my time at homework.

I hated it as much as you hate it now.

I've had to do it twice now.

Why can't I just be like my mom and dad?

Get it done

and slam the door and walk away.

I just,

you know, you don't even know how good you got it because I'm sitting here actually working with you and going, well, let's read that together.

My dad would have said, get it done or you're out.

And I'm really kind of, I'm really kind of getting that.

Teenagers, teenagers take the whole fun.

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They do.

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I can't wait for that.

No, not children.

Not children.

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Teenagers.

That's not really controversial.

That is a different animal entirely.

A teenager, I don't think a jury in the world would hang me for that advice.

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There's a report out there.

You remember Whitey Bulger?

Remember him?

Yeah, the most wanted people mobster?

Yeah.

And remember, he died mysteriously in prison?

Yes.

They're coming out today saying it was blunt force trauma to the head.

Not natural causes?

Not natural causes.

I assumed his head just cracked open naturally.

He did too.

I thought, you know, sometimes like, you know, like...

Well, I don't know any natural fruit or anything that just, you know, cracks on its own, you know, after it's been out for a while.

If you freeze a soda can, sometimes that can happen.

Maybe it was really cold in his cell.

But apparently not.

Apparently not.

Apparently not.

Another interesting news, this is a story I've never heard before about Ilan Omar.

This is about her early rise in politics.

She ran against an Eastern European Jewish immigrant.

It was the children of an Eastern European Jewish immigrant.

And she was one of the longest-serving legislators in the nation at the time.

And she said she warned in 2016 that she suspected Omar Harbor's anti-Semitic impulses.

No.

Shut up.

This is interesting.

I've never heard this before.

Her last name is Khan.

She says she recounts an incident at a Minneapolis polling station during the 2014 local election where a Somali-American election judge was allegedly instructing voters in Somali.

that one voting line was for, quote, our Somali brother and the other for the, quote, old Jewish lady.

The Star Tribune reported at the time that a Somali-American con supporter submitted an affidavit accusing Omar, then a city council aide, of shouting instructions, Omar, shouting instructions to the election judge, yes, at the polling station.

Did somebody speak Somali that was like, I mean, because I don't know anybody who speaks Somali.

Well, in this community, it's very common.

I mean, as you know, it's one of the most heavily populated Somali, I mean, it is the most heavily populated district of Somalis in America.

Right.

So there was some Somali that didn't like this that had to have said, hey, this is what they're saying.

Yeah, exactly.

And then

there's now reports from the same woman that there are a couple of Somali guys who keep calling me and want my help to help getting rid of her in the election.

They don't like what she's doing to their reputations as Muslim Americans.

So we're starting to get now people who are should be supporters of

Elan Omar now turning against her.

Again, I think you're going to start seeing this more and more as the Democrats eat their own and become more and more radical.

I just, I mean, people are not like this.

They want to live side by side.

They want to get along.

We're not Europeans.

We're Americans.

And we don't want to hate one another.

And I think this is going to come crashing down in their arrogance.

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