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I don't know if I could go on today.

I'm just a little upset today because

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As I was driving in,

I drove past a statue.

And I don't even know who the person was in that statue.

But the way he was looking at me and this giant horse with the hoof up and everything, I thought, they're going to travel me to death.

They're just keeping me down.

And I don't know if I can go on.

I just don't know.

What's next?

Some big fat old woman who's been dead for 40 years, she's going to have a statue of her after she's saying racist things.

I can't do it.

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Do you know that there's a bust of Che glaring at a hillside in Bolivia?

There is a statue of Lucifer in Madrid, Spain, and another one in Belgium.

There are statues of Karl Marx, Stalin, Lenin all over the world, including a statue of Lenin in Seattle.

Same goes for Mao.

There's a statue of Satan in Detroit.

That's great.

Hey, kids, it's not oppressing you.

It's just a statue of Satan.

Just outside a former ghetto in Warsaw, there's a statue of Hitler kneeling in prayer.

There's a monument to a fascist soldier in Chicago that was gifted by Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini.

It's adored.

A large statue of a naked man standing on a naked woman in a cemetery in Brooklyn.

There's a statue of a police woman urinating in Dresden, Germany.

And of course there's mannequin piss, the statue in Brussels of, you know, the little kid peeing in

the pond, which is kind of cute because they dress him up as different things depending on the time of the year.

And I'm sorry, that's horrible.

It's a horrible statue, and it's been oppressing me.

And I wake up in night terrors thinking,

Nike Pizz.

But there are a lot of things we have to worry about today.

Statues are not, that's not all.

This is an actual list that we compiled for you today

of the things that have been branded racist just in the last two years in America

dogs and dog walking

911 calls TSA body scanners classical literature literature and philosophy

do I even need to say this one milk

knitting being cheerful not being cheerful friendliness not being friendly enough Libraries, clowns.

The Avengers, diets.

Infant mortality rates.

The one that comes from none other than Kamala, how do you say her name?

Kamala.

Kamala Harris.

You should know.

That one she comes and she says infant mortality rates.

She tweeted that implicit racial bias is one critical reason that maternal

mortality rates for black women is three or four times higher than white women.

She blamed maternal

mortality rates on, of course, racism.

So but also there's makeup.

Makeup, personal space is very, very racist.

Vikings, potatoes, inclusion,

inclusion.

Burger King commercials.

The okey-dokey hand sign.

The rainbows,

compliments, childbirth, house plants, nail polish, bacon.

Yes, bacon, trying to improve racial tensions, not focusing constantly on racial tensions, mentioning racial tensions, existence if you're white.

Now, I would like to just be the first to add, this monologue will soon be called racist, I'm sure.

There is an incredible amount of overlap between statues and perceived racism.

I don't have to give you any examples because you know exactly what I'm talking about.

By the way, more statues of

Christopher Columbus are coming down.

It was celebrated yesterday that two more states are replacing Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples Day.

There's Columbus, there's Thomas Jefferson, there's Francis Scott Key, Abraham Lincoln of all people, Joan of Arc, and many, many others.

Now, the most recent example is as unexpected as the whole walking your dog is racist.

But here's the thing: on the latest outcry,

they had to work really hard for this one, except in doing any kind of research.

The controversy centers on the statue of Kate Smith, a singer who was once called the songbird of the South.

She

gained fame in the 1940s for God

bless America, which I think is a progressive nightmare, but that's a different story.

Smith's achievements are a little awe-inspiring.

She performed for

King George and Queen Elizabeth.

She performed at the White House right before World War II.

Ronald Reagan bestowed her with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

She was credited on helping defeat the Nazis thanks to an 18-hour broadcast in which she helped CBS raise over $100 million in war bonds think of that this is back in the 1940s

$100 million

because of her 18-hour broadcast and that was just one broadcast she did like I think the total was 600 million I mean which is if you today's dollars is over 10 billion dollars think of that for World War II think of that

she helped us defeat the Nazis.

For decades, both the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Flyers played her version of God Bless America at home games.

The Yankees featured it in the

seventh inning since 9-11.

Flyers even had a statue of Smith outside their stadium.

She'd become the team's good luck charm after she performed God Bless America before game six of the 74 Stanley Cup

finals, and the Flyers won.

But this month, all of that has changed.

Now she's a racist.

We shouldn't even mention her.

There shouldn't be a statue.

She needs to be canceled.

She needs to be forgotten.

She needs to be smeared and destroyed.

Here's what the statement reads.

The Flyers have enjoyed a long and popular relationship with God Bless America as performed by the late Kate Smith.

But in recent days, we learned that several of the songs Kate Smith performed in the 1930s included lyrics and sentiments that are incompatible with the values of our organization and evoke painful and unacceptable themes.

The songs, now

I want you to know you're going to be offended by the lyrics and the songs, but hang on.

The song, That's Why Darkies Are Born.

There's not a lot of room on that one.

And Piccaninny Heaven.

Not a lot of room there either.

Piccaninny, in case you don't know, is an archaic, archaic, derogatory word to describe black children.

She performed the movie, she performed this song in a movie in 1933.

In the scene, she devoted the song to a lot of little colored children living in the orphanage.

And she sang about watermelons, and it's clearly a racist song.

Okay, she's under contract in a movie that she didn't write, but she performed it.

Okay.

But let's look at the really disturbing one.

That's why darkies were born.

I don't even want to say the lyrics on the air because they will be taken out of context and used to smear me.

I'll let Kate sing it for herself.

Here it is: Someone had a big

party,

someone had a plan to call

Someone had a slave

and be able to

sing

that water

someone had a laugh at trouble

Though he was hot and warned

Had to be content

with

Okay, so you listen to that and you're like, what is this the clan meeting?

How is this possibly?

How is this even acceptable?

Listen to the lyrics.

That's why they were born?

Because somebody just had to be content with any old thing?

Somebody had to be tired and worn and laugh at trouble, had to plant the corn, pick the cotton.

That's why people were born?

Are you kidding me?

How could you possibly record that?

Well, if we would like to live in the world of ignorance, if we would like to live in a world where nobody does any critical thinking, you just jump to whatever conclusion suits your agenda, and that's really important.

I'm going to come back to to that.

Well, then you can just be pissed off at Kate Smith, or

you can understand that that is a song from a 1931 Broadway review called George White's Scandals, and it was a satire

of white supremacists.

She actually wrote this song along with Paul Robinson.

He was an actor and a civil rights activist.

His father was literally a runaway slave.

So, what happened?

What happened?

Oh, oh, this was a song that civil rights activists were actually singing to mock racists.

You know, if we get rid of Kate Smith because of this,

may I suggest we put

Mel Brooks on the chopping block?

Have you heard the song he sang?

Because he sang about the Inquisition.

I don't know, did you hear that?

I'll play it for you in a minute.

But he's also done a movie where he's treating black people.

It's crazy called Blazing Saddles.

Here's the Inquisition, his song.

We have a mission to convert the Jews.

We're going to teach them wrong from right.

We're going to help them see the light.

And make an offer that they can't refuse.

That the Jews just can't refuse.

Confirm

how was this made?

How could anybody

do this?

The Inquisition were gonna convert the Jews?

It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull.

Oh my gosh,

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So, Kate Kate Smith, Kate Smith is a racist.

Now, you might ask yourself, why?

Why was someone looking for Kate Smith?

How did that even happen?

Who's going through Kate Smith's catalog and then stirring this up in Philadelphia?

This isn't about racism.

This isn't about anything except

God

bless America.

That's what this is about.

God bless America, the song.

If I might quote a former first lady, because my husband knows

if we're going to do this, we have to change our traditions.

We have to change our language.

We have to change our history.

That's what this is about.

God bless America.

Because the song she sang,

the one that is the real horror show,

she sang in a review to mock racists.

She and

a son of a runaway slave civil rights activist wrote it together.

Now, let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this.

Not a son of a civil rights activist, son of a runaway slave who became a civil rights activist.

Now,

let me just remind you again.

If we are going for parody and we have to destroy careers based on parody, then this song

must destroy its creator as well.

Springtime for Hitler, ladies and gentlemen.

You certainly can't say things like that, Glenn.

You can't.

You just said it.

I mean, now I think you should be tossed off.

You just said springtime for H, which I will not say, because I know in 50 years they'll come back and say, it wasn't that you were saying that Hitler was

a bad person.

You were saying he was a good person.

Look at, you put the word springtime near it.

I mean, that is what we're facing.

I'm not even going to say it.

I'm going to let

the racists do it.

How does Melbourne?

How did he do this?

Dirtyland is happy and Stop.

Stop.

Play Kate Smith.

Play her song.

You have to hear it in the same way that you know the context of this.

That is the same context as Kate Smith.

But they are counting on you being stupid.

They're counting on you being uninformed.

They're counting on you not even going to Wikipedia,

which is the encyclopedia for dummies.

They're counting on it.

And why?

To get rid of God bless America.

Another tradition.

Another voice.

Another high point.

A woman who helped us fight the Nazis.

A woman who not only helped us fight the Nazis,

but raised in today's dollars, what was it, six billion?

Ten

billion dollars on her own.

On her own.

We have to raise that because we can't have a white woman raising money to help fight evil.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

There weren't people all across the country giving their hard-earned dollars to stop Hitler.

They were all for Hitler.

Don't buy into it and for God's sakes, America, stand up.

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Pat,

a New York Times

editor

and

somebody who wrote an opinion article.

Yeah.

has written, just a quote, as I grew older, I learned that the fair-skinned, blue-eyed depiction of Jesus has for centuries adorned stained glass windows and altars in churches throughout the United States and Europe.

But Jesus, born in Bethlehem, was most likely a Palestinian man with dark skin.

So, first of all, take this in because he asks, what do white people say when they find out that their white Jesus isn't white?

Really?

I have a feeling Jesus looked

very different than all of the

pictures of the model beautiful.

Hi.

I usually do

fashion modeling, but I'm the same underwear commercials.

Underwear commercials.

Well, Isaiah told us there was no beauty that you would desire him.

There was he wasn't, he wasn't super attractive, according to Isaiah.

It's a prophecy.

Well, did Isaiah know him?

No.

No, he didn't.

And he certainly didn't say he wasn't even going to be a Jew.

He was a Palestinian, which Palestinians, the Arabs, the Arabs didn't live in

Israel

until they came and came in about 700 years after Jesus died.

So it would have been a miracle birth indeed.

Wow.

Look at it.

Born to a people who weren't even there yet.

Yes.

I gave birth to the first Arab.

Okay.

So, Pat, let's talk a little bit about

the town hall last night.

Exciting, wasn't it?

Oh, it was.

Oh, man.

If they could have done all of the candidates, I would have been, I would have loved it.

Yeah.

You can barely get through any of these things.

When did criminal voting become such a big deal in the Democrat Party?

Because they have to have every single vote.

Right.

And because they know criminals are going to vote for Democrats.

Now, listen to this question that we have from the town hall last night about

prison voting.

And listen to the way the question is asked of Bernie Sanders.

And tell me if Fox News would have asked this question exactly the same way if they wouldn't have been called racist and Islamophobes.

Listen.

My follow-up question goes to this being like, you're writing an opposition ad against you by saying you think the Boston marathon bomber should vote not after he pays his debt to society, but while he's in jail.

You sure about that?

Well, Chris, I think I have written many 30-second opposition ads throughout my life.

This will be just another one, but I do believe.

Look, you know, this is what I believe.

Do you believe in democracy?

Do you believe that every single American 18 years of age or older who is an American citizen has the right to vote?

Once you start chipping away at that, believe me, that's what our Republican governors all over this country are doing.

They come up with all kinds of excuses why people of color, young people, poor people can't vote.

Stop.

And I will protect you.

No, they're not.

No, no, no, no, they're not.

You're printing up.

I want 16-year-olds to vote.

No, no, you're just printing up new things.

Well, if 16, how come a 12-year-old can't vote?

And Republican governors are actually asking people to bring their ID to the poll with them so we can verify that it's you.

And that's

as hateful as you can get.

You have to do that when you pick up prescriptions.

You have to do that when

our druggists, our pharmacists, are they racist?

Because you can't get up a prescription without your ID.

So are they racist?

That's life-saving medicine.

It's not just casting a vote of a lot of millions.

This is saving someone's life.

And they have to show up with ID.

To me, it is so racist to claim that minorities can't produce an ID.

They can.

They can.

They do.

They do.

And by the way, you know who else is doing?

They're all for it.

African Americans.

80%.

So it's not 80%.

It's honestly one of the most popular things in all of our discourse.

And yet the Democrats continue to get away with it.

Harping on it.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

What do you think?

I am

I admit to being a little torn on this issue with what Sanders was mentioning.

Even with the Boston bombers, should they be able to vote while in prison?

No.

And that's where I've been my whole life.

But let me just

minor question.

I would love to hear because you're.

Listen to this.

Listen to this question, but understand, this is Stu,

who's never been, oh, you know, he's always been.

Look, we've weathered all kinds of storms.

Listen to this.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

I don't have it.

I can't say the thing because I have no idea what you're wanting me to say here.

No, I want you to say what you're going to say, what you said earlier today about, you know, you've had a new look at this.

Go ahead.

My new perspective on it, or at least, because I feel like I'm torn on it, and I get it.

I don't know what Glenn's leading to here, so I hope

I don't butcher your thing here.

So the idea being that, like, if someone is in prison

and one of the issues in the campaign is about prison conditions, should the person who's being affected by those policies be able to have input in them?

Use the example that you used today.

And I'm not saying that this is your that, man, maybe you were just using this for me.

I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I knew.

Okay, now I know what you're saying.

So, my first example was: what if they've outlawed air conditioning in prison?

Okay.

And so it's really hot.

And should you be, as a person who's affected by the policy, be able to say, wait a minute, I want a politician who's going to oppose that.

Then, to appeal to Glenn, I said, what if they started outlawing,

they started throwing, as we've foreshadowed many times, they started throwing people with unacceptable political opinions in prison.

What if

you're some outrageous talk show host and you get into prison and you're now in prison for some BS thing that you shouldn't have to do?

What if they started throwing Kate Smiths of the world in prison

because they said these horrible things?

Should you not have input to say, you know what, I don't think that candidate who is, in my belief, violating the Constitution, should be able to go?

A gun claim is another good one.

The Second Amendment.

If you get thrown in jail because they put in one of these crazy policies, should you not, while you're in prison, be able to say, I want a different politician who sees the Constitution the right way?

And I think there's an art, I think this is a largely meaningless conversation.

Number one,

we're not there.

We're not there.

Number two, we will be next week.

But number two, also, like, you know, I know we all get all, we get all excited about the actual, you know, meaning of a vote, and it's very, very important historically and all that.

You know, the idea that

these are turning over elections often is going to be unlikely.

But just from a from a principle manner, like I think that if you people who would oppose those policies that put them in prison shouldn't you could in theory, right?

Like if you're Hitler,

you could put Jews in prison who could never vote you out of office, right?

And you could come up with some ridiculous way to put them in prison, and then they would have no input to overturn that way.

Yeah, that's kind of a separate topic, though, from what we're talking about here, because we're not at that place.

If we got to that place, then, yeah, I might think differently about it, but we're not there.

No,

they got to vote for their own air conditioning.

They lost that opportunity.

You lost that right.

Sorry, look, here's the thing.

You screwed up.

On the air conditioning thing, that takes a moral society.

Yeah, it does.

If you're not

going to torture them,

it's declared unconstitutional.

Nobody in today's America is going to say, I don't care if they drink swill, put them in a cave and let them starve today.

We're not like that.

So that one doesn't work because we still are a somewhat moral people that don't want our prisons to be nightmares somewhat somewhat

but i mean that's not what principles are about what you know like you're not you don't come up like we don't there's no no no one's going to be putting soldiers in your home not during not during wartime but we still have the third amendment and it still stands as a legitimate principle correct and i think the principle is um that i happen to agree with i don't agree with once you get out of prison that you've lost that right forever I don't think that's right.

You've paid your debt.

You've paid your debt.

But while you're in prison, I'm sorry, you lose your rights.

You're in prison.

So there's nothing you can do serious enough, serious enough, that you could lose your voting rights forever.

In Bernie Seider's world, right?

And I will tell you, I don't think so because

sex pays like molesting children, rape.

You've paid your debt.

I mean, we either believe in in the pay your debt or we don't.

Once you've paid your debt,

if your crime is so bad that you can never, ever recover from it, you should never, ever be out of jail.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's kind of the argument on the, like, the, you know, Megan's law list, right?

Like, if, if you are a threat enough to potentially molest children that we need to tell everyone in your neighborhood about it, maybe you shouldn't be in the neighborhood.

Yeah.

But I do think that if there are things that we don't understand, we don't understand,

you know, if you can ever be cured, and God forbid, in this, this tape will destroy me probably in maybe a year and a half.

But if you can't be cured from pedophilia, yeah, I know it's old-timey.

He believed in cures for pedophilia, which is just natural.

That might not be a year and a half.

Yeah, I know.

It might be be a week and a half.

I know, I know.

But we don't know.

We don't know.

And so we don't want to take chances with our children.

However, you know, the voting booth is not a schoolyard with kids in it.

Now, you just hope you don't move into an area where the voting booth ends up being in the school because then you're, you know, and you're solved if you've committed a crime, you know, against children.

Go to the school.

You can't go to the school to vote, so we got you covered.

And I think, too, my general position on this forever has been if it's part of the punishment and you receive, you do the crime and receive the punishment, you know about it in advance, right?

Like it's all publicly available that you're not going to be able to vote anymore.

Probably okay and fair, but I can understand the other side of that one because there is

part of your voting right is saying like, I think laws should be this way.

And if you are on the wrong side of that law and then there's no one there to overturn an unjust law, that could be problematic in a long-term scenario.

And I don't know if the cost of having somebody vote in prison is

that

the American way used to be that we err on the side of

freedom.

Always err on the side of freedom.

So what you're saying is, well, yeah, but maybe these guys get out and they're going to vote for this or that.

Well, yeah, maybe.

But what about the guys who come out and they are truly reformed?

Are we going to

punish them?

We talked to one just the other day.

Correct.

The guy who was released under Trump's second chance law.

And he, you know, completely reformed and actually got out of prison.

Then they brought him back in on some technicality and then Trump's law,

bipartisan law, by the way.

Here's what's crazy.

Now, this is not Bernie Sanders because Bernie Sanders doesn't think you should ever lose that right.

Even while you're serving.

Even while you're serving.

You are the Boston marathon guy.

Common Harris will be able to vote.

Basically the same.

Yeah, that's crazy.

In my opinion, that's craziness.

What isn't, in my opinion, is to be able to say, look, you lose it for that time period, but we either as a country believe in forgiveness and redemption or we don't.

So if you pay the price,

we must let it go.

We must let it go.

I think you should not put voting booths in prisons.

But if they can escape prison and get to vote, that should count.

That's my my policy.

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Jason, welcome to the Glenbeck program.

Yes, sir.

You're an ex-con?

Yes, sir.

I actually had, when I was 19 years old, an assault with a deadly weapon in California and was sentenced to six years in prison.

And

that was in 1992, yet I'm still unable to vote.

And

I believe that, you know, until you're done with parole and everything else, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

But, you know, I've paid my debt.

You know, I own my own company now.

I paid taxes, raised a great family,

but I have no say-so.

And, you know, to me, it's still, I'm still paying the price from something that's 25-plus years ago.

See, this is my problem.

I'm such a sucker for Victor Hugo's les miserables that

this has always bothered me.

When you do your time and you're finished paying your debt to society, we either believe in forgiveness and fresh starts or we don't.

And I think you should have the right to vote.

You know, once you've paid the price and you're done with everything, I agree 100%, Jason.

You should have the right to vote.

You're starting fresh.

You're starting over.

New chapter.

Begin again.

Thanks so much.

Go ahead.

No, and that's I did start over.

And I believe that you know on some things I should lose like I I messed up I should never own a gun.

I caused myself to do that.

You know, that's my responsibility, but to hold everything continuously I think is wrong.

So and I just think more people need to look at it in a broader spectrum than just never again.

Thank you so much, Jason.

By the way, assault with a deadly weapon in 1992, I'm sure was a deadly weapon, but it was in California.

Today that might be,

I don't know, a french fry.

The climate?

Yes, yes.

I married a white person.

Oh, that's way too offensive.

Yeah.

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This is

craziness.

I moved to Texas from New York because

I couldn't take the insanity anymore.

Couldn't take the...

the taxes on top of taxes, on top of taxes.

I couldn't take the attitude anymore couldn't take the lawlessness and the ridiculousness of the way laws were enforced or not enforced well welcome to Dallas Texas the DA has now come out and said he will not prosecute thefts of personal items worth less than $750

unless the theft was for financial gain so if they steal your watch and your wallet

it's not as much as $750,

if that person really needed that,

well then the DA will not prosecute.

What the?

Did a wormhole open up and

we've dropped into some Alice in Wonderland?

Is this Texas?

Is this even America anymore?

What the hell is happening to us?

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, I contend the best governor in the country, at least the best I've ever lived with.

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Greg Abbott, you haven't gone insane yet, have you?

This is Texas.

We will not allow lawlessness in the state of Texas.

What is going on in Dallas County?

is unacceptable.

It is the job of a district attorney to enforce the law.

In fact, he took an oath to preserve, protect, and defend the laws of the state of Texas.

He is violating his oath.

It's unacceptable.

If he wants to change policy, he ran for the wrong job.

He should have run for the legislature where he would have failed in his policy.

But let me tell you something.

We are not going to allow district attorneys in the state of Texas to hijack our legal system and to promote lawlessness, to not prosecute crimes.

That is insanity.

We're going to send him packing to New York or some other place.

What color curtains do you like?

I just love you.

I love you.

I saw this come out over the weekend, and

if you really need it, if it's a necessity for you, $750, they can just rob you?

That's insane.

What do we have charities for?

What do we have churches for?

What do we have soup kitchens for?

This is nuts.

What are these people thinking?

Well, listen, you know, we've got the NBA playoffs and hockey playoffs going on right now, and I need a nice big TV that I can have people over to watch the game with me.

And I found one for only $700.

So I'm just going to stop by and grab me a TV, not worry about paying for it, so I can be able to host a good TV watch game.

This is insanity.

We talked about this.

They're making the case right now.

I mean, this is socialism in a nutshell, except it's with crime.

We were talking about yesterday, they're making a big deal out of having access to the internet.

Well, if I have access to the internet and Wi-Fi, but I don't have a computer, as long as I steal one for $700, I'm okay.

And think of the message this ends, but put yourself in the shoes of the mom-and-pop grocery store or some other type of store

in some part of town, in Dallas County somewhere,

where they may have people coming in saying, Listen, I'm just going to take this or take that from the store owner because there's no fear whatsoever of being prosecuted.

That is lawlessness by this district attorney, and I'm very, very proud of all the law enforcement agencies, both in the state of Texas as well as in Dallas County, coming out as well as I did, as well as the Attorney General did.

We want to send a message, not just to Dallas County, but also to the entire state of Texas, that this type of lawlessness is not going to be allowed, will not be allowed to be promoted, and we're going to work to shut it down.

How do the police feel about it?

Because they're going to be the ones who a Starbucks is going to call and say, we have these guys, they come in every day and they steal muffins right off the counter.

They just take them and they walk out.

We can't continue to do this.

How do the police, how are they expected to deal with this?

Because they're going to take the brunt of the store owner or the person that's just been robbed when they say, I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.

Exactly.

And that's one reason why the police are so extremely angry about this because they too take an oath.

They too are, they risk their lives every single day where they could be shot and killed as they were gunned down in downtown Dallas a couple of years ago.

They put their lives on the line to promote safety, to protect the people whose communities they patrol.

And now they are being told by the prosecuting attorney in

that county that these criminals may not be prosecuted.

And so it ties the hands of police officers, and they are rightfully angry about this.

Governor, this is way above your pay grade, but I know you're doing something about it.

I want to tell you a story of something that happened to me,

or this is way below your pay grade, way below your pay grade.

Sorry.

But I want to tell you something that happened to me that I could not believe I lived in the state of Texas.

My

home taxes, my taxes went up.

Property taxes?

Property taxes through the roof, through the roof.

And everybody that I know, the taxes have gone through the roof.

My taxes went through the roof because I own three and a half acres.

Everybody else in my neighborhood only owns one acre.

And even though my house is built across those three acres or two and a half of those acres,

and it's a you know, one story.

The tax assessment came back that I had to pay for all three acres as if there was a home on all three because I could

divide my land up, as long as I tore my house down, divide my land up and be able to sell three houses on there.

It was insane.

So, we wrote a letter saying, yes, we're coming,

we want to contest this.

Our attorney wrote wrote a letter.

A comma was

in the wrong place.

We went to defend it with our attorney.

Before my wife walked up, she heard the woman at the tax assessor who is sitting at this little council.

She walks up and she hears the woman say, I'm so sick of these rich people

and their problems, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Then my wife is like, oh, dear God.

So she presents it.

The woman looks at her and said,

How do we know that you meant that this letter means what you say it means?

We said, Well,

because we're the ones who wrote it.

Our attorneys wrote it for us.

We're the ones who wrote it.

And they said, Well, but the comma here means that it could have been written about this.

We're like, No, but that was a mistake on the comma.

We are fighting it for this reason.

Forget the comma.

We're here to testify.

This is what we believe.

They rejected it because the two other people looked at the woman and said, I don't care, whatever you decide.

And of course, she decided, no, we're not accepting this because of the comma.

Governor, this is insanity.

It's insanity what's happening to people with property taxes in Texas.

Well, I think it's theft by taxing authorities.

And that's why we are focused this session as we speak right now on reforming your property tax system, doing three things.

One is to address, in part, what you're talking about, and that is to rein in an out-of-control appraisal system.

Thank you.

Listen, I know this is tough on you and many of your listeners, but think about the average senior who is being driven out of their home that they may have already paid off because the property taxes are increasing so much they can no longer live in their home.

It's insane.

Think about the millennial who's looking to buy their first home, and they average out their monthly income and things like that, and figure out, you know, we can afford to buy this home for $100,000 or whatever the case may be.

But then when they have to factor in what the property taxes are, they realize, well, they're not going to be able to afford to live in the home.

So

point one is we have to reform an appraisal system.

The way the appraisal system works in the state of Texas for property owners, for homeowners, is that they are able to jack up your appraised value by 10% per year.

By God, they're going to try to get every penny from you by doing exactly that.

And there there is no limit on businesses of what they can increase the property taxes by.

And so the cost of what you're paying for your goods and things like that that you may buy somewhere is going up a whole lot because property taxes of the seller is going up so much.

But point one, we want to reform the appraisal system.

Point two, we want to use state money to buy down your property tax rate so that we can...

we will lower the amount of property taxes that you pay.

And then point three, we need to close the back door to prevent taxing authorities from being able to come back in and raise your property taxes back up.

That's why people have seen in the news that the Texas Senate has already passed out and the Texas House soon will pass out limits on the ability of taxing authorities to raise your property tax rates.

We are going to hammer down property taxes in Texas.

Thank you for that.

Okay.

Do you have time?

Could I hold you over for one minute and then come back on it?

Because I want to talk to you about what's happening to our state.

I think, I mean, you know, there's.

Let me get you.

Ask me, Glenn,

I got to get to the Capitol.

I guess I got to take a look at

the next question real quick and I'll answer it.

I am very concerned Texans are not aware of the efforts to flip us blue.

And

we are close to losing this state.

It feels.

Am I just feeling something that's not happening?

No, it is true.

Obviously, the elections got close this past year with the beto beto effect, but part of the beto effect was the fact that he raised $80 million.

He was able to spend that money on getting people to register to vote and go vote who had never voted before.

And so what we are working is to counter that by making sure we get conservatives out to vote and get them registered.

And so listen, we understand that if we lose Texas, we lose the United States of America.

There will be no other Texas for people to go to, and this is worth fighting for.

And so we are going to work every single day to make sure we fight to keep Texas the conservative bastion of the United States of America.

Governor, God bless you.

Thank you so much.

God bless you.

Thank you to your listeners.

That guy is

rock solid.

He's one of the people you actually want to let off the phone to go to actually do his job because it's usually a good.

Well, they don't.

I mean, here in Texas, we don't have full-time legislature.

So they're in, what, every other year?

Yeah, something like that.

Every two years?

Yeah, every two years, something like that.

And it's, I mean, it's great.

They're just not around.

You just don't see them.

They're not around.

Somehow the state operates.

I don't know how it happens.

With no state income tax.

Right.

I mean, because the property taxes are, they're not as high, I don't think, as the Northeast.

No, they're not.

They're not in New York.

They're high for some states, but

with no state income tax, you kind of are okay.

The only problem I have with it is the way they are raising them.

They're just raising them like, like he said, they can raise them 10%.

So they do.

They raise them 10%.

Yeah, that's what I've been meet this year yeah and then you have to go protest it it's the most bizarre system and I would say most people in Texas aren't even aware of it yeah like you own a house you're like what do we mean to protest my taxes that was our deal with the comma was we said the property taxes went up in this year not last year

And now they're gone up again.

And so they said, because the way we phrased that sentence and the way the comma was, no, you can't protest last year.

You missed it last year.

So you can only protest this year.

We're like, we know that.

But you're just making the same thing.

We were making the point that it already went up an unreasonable amount.

Now, look at what you're doing.

And they were like, nope, sorry, you include last year.

How do we know?

And I would just say it's nuts.

Maybe in the future, hire an accountant or an attorney and don't just go directly to the governor with your little problems.

That's what I would say.

I mean, that's just me.

That's just me too.

I know he's not going to do it.

I know.

I know.

But it is an unbelievable system, and he is trying to do something.

It's crazy.

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There are the phone companies are actually doing, there are phone companies in California that actually have been built to fund races for progressives.

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You know, I just want to tie a few stories together for you.

Let's start with Sri Lanka.

Sri Lanka, what did we learn about that?

We learned that those were Easter worshipers, not Christians.

We also noticed that there wasn't a single democratic leader that had come out before

when New Zealand was attacked and said

When New Zealand was attacked, they came out and they said, this is a war against Islam and it must be stopped.

This hatred of Islam must be eradicated.

When the Easter worshipers were killed in a coordinated plan, an attack by several people, a group in Sri Lanka supported by an international group of Islamists, nobody said anything about it.

Their thoughts and prayers went with the people of Sri Lanka.

Well, that was great.

I appreciate that.

But will you at least say this was an attack on Christians and Christians are coming under fire at the highest rate

since Jesus?

Will you say that?

No, they won't.

Why?

Well, let me give you story two.

God bless America, Kate Smith.

The statue in Philadelphia of Kate Smith is being taken down because they say she's a racist.

If you missed this reveal, make sure you go back to the podcast and listen to it today because we talked about it in hour one and we showed you the song she sang, where she sang it, why it was written, why she sang it.

In context, she is way ahead of her time, way ahead of her time as a civil rights leader.

Okay.

Why are they really taking that out?

They want that statue down

because Kate Smith sang God bless America.

It's tradition.

It's the way we view America.

It's part of us.

She raised the equivalent of $10 billion

herself.

$10 billion to fight the Nazis.

That's insanity.

Here's this heroic woman.

In a different age, singing a song that was meant and sung by civil rights leaders.

It was a sarcastic parody

of

white racists in 1931.

Wow, she was ahead of her time.

That must have been popular.

Why are they doing it?

Because they know for a fundamental transformation, we have to change our traditions, we have to change

our values, our language, and our history.

And that's what's happening.

You also have to take apart the rule of law.

If you're going to have top-down, bottom-up, inside-out, you have to get rid of the rule of law.

You have to create chaos on the streets.

We just told you about a DA in Dallas.

This guy is insane.

He says he's no longer going to prosecute anybody who steals things that are worth less than $750 if they really need it.

Excuse me?

If they really need it, they can steal it?

So if it's baby food, diapers, food, clothing, I can tend a laptop.

You could make a case that I really needed this.

for just about anything in today's world.

You have to create lawlessness.

You then have to tax the citizens' wealth.

You have to crush the rich.

Well, they're doing that.

Are they not?

Look at Elizabeth Warren.

Take away a tax on people's wealth.

That's not their income.

That's their wealth.

So if you have $50 million,

well, you can afford it.

So every year I tax you, let's say, 10%

on your wealth.

That's 10% on every piece of art you own, you know, everything that you have.

This has already been deemed unconstitutional several times, but that's where they're going.

Take away people's wealth, take away the rule of law,

take away people's wealth, pit them against each other, rich, poor, black, white.

Take away their history, their traditions.

And what do you have left?

do you have left?

We are going to show you a couple of things.

First, tonight on the blaze at 5 o'clock, Kamala Harris, she is our latest

Democratic nominee, hopeful, that we are going to show you her history.

Her history is a little complex, especially for somebody who believes in reparations.

Wait until you hear this one.

It'll make your head hurt.

You can never do the math.

Common Core can't figure the math out on this one.

That's Kamala Harris tonight at five o'clock on the Blaze.

Then, a week from tomorrow is May Day.

That is the communist holiday of May 1st.

We are going to do a special and it'll be on all platforms.

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it'll be on every platform.

We're doing a special next week called Socialism,

A Warning from the Dead.

And the reason why we're calling it that is because we found a document that was written by the communist historian of Czechoslovakia.

And it was a triumphant document.

It was basically how we did it.

When we signed the treaties in World War II,

Churchill made sure that he bound the Soviet Union as much as he could.

Remember, nobody,

you know, FDR was fine with the Soviets and communism.

But Churchill knew these guys are dangerous.

And so we bound them to something that we thought maybe they couldn't affect anybody.

But they did.

They found a way around it.

We bound them by saying, you cannot come in and disrupt elections.

You can't put armies on the street.

You can't take over, you know, in a hostile manner.

They have to find their own way.

Should they decide to join you, that's fine.

So the Soviets went to work on a plan.

How do we flip

Czechoslovakia?

which was the breadbasket of the East.

It was providing most of the food food right after World War II.

Nobody had any food.

Czechoslovakia was a breadbasket.

They were a free market.

They had just come out from fascist rule.

Well, how did that country

flip and become communist and a Soviet

ally in three years?

This document was written as a how we did it.

It was smuggled out of the former Czech Republic back in about 1960.

It was shown to some members of Congress at that point and then just kind of slipped away into darkness.

Well, we have rediscovered it in our research on a few things, and we couldn't believe it

because it is a document that absolutely spells out word for word, step by step, exactly what's happening to America.

And once you're aware of it, it couldn't, it won't be able to be done.

But that's if everybody is aware of it and everybody believes it and everybody doesn't dismiss it as some old document.

If you actually look at what it says and you look at how they did it and what they're doing now in America,

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Have you noticed how how quickly things are going?

Have you noticed?

As I pointed out when I was on CNN,

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Right.

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Yeah.

No, you got it on Attempt 4.

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from the new york times

the new york times has published a piece by a writer who is reported for the Times as well as edited for the New York Times magazine.

In this

wonderful, wonderful article,

Eric Copage, the writer, wrote, As I grew older, I learned that the fair-skinned, blue-eyed depiction of Jesus has for centuries adorned stained glass windows and altars and churches throughout the United States and Europe.

But Jesus, born in Bethlehem, was most likely a Palestinian man with dark skin.

Now that's weird

because the Palestinians weren't anywhere around Jesus.

In fact, they didn't exist until about 700 AD.

So just

a few hundred years after Jesus lived, Palestinians appeared because

there was no Palestine.

In fact, Palestine came

because an emperor of Rome, after he got rid of all of the Jews, he decided to rename the area Palestina.

And he renamed it after the ancient enemies of the Jews, the Philistines.

You know, they were defeated by,

you know, King David

and then defeated several other times, and finally by the Assyrians, long before the Jews were fighting with Rome.

So here's what happened.

Apparently, Mary

had a double remarkable birth.

This Jewish woman gave birth

without any kind of, well, with an immaculate conception.

And not only was he the son of God,

he was a Palestinian.

He wasn't even Jewish.

Isn't that nuts?

It's crazy.

Not even Jewish.

He was Arab.

Hmm.

Not possible.

Now, here's the real problem, besides the fact that he never in this article mentions that Jesus was a Jew.

He now says Jesus was a Palestinian.

Now even the cultures across the world may at times show a Jesus that reflects their own story.

A white Jesus is deeply embedded in the Western story of Christianity.

It has become often impossible to separate Jesus and white from the American society.

I know I will never, that's the main thing that I think of.

Thank God

Jesus was white.

That's the lead of every sermon that I've ever been to.

I mean, look,

I only go because my service is practically a Klan meeting.

It is not at all a central part of Christianity that Jesus was white, right?

Like, that is not.

It does not matter at all what Jesus' color was.

I mean, yes, the imagery here and the, you know, in the, you know, the way we look at Jesus here, yes, he seems like kind of a white dude, but not completely.

I mean, I don't think it's necessarily clear in all the photos that we've seen.

I mean, all the three, now the 4K video we've seen of him is pretty clear.

That he does look a little bit darker skinned.

Yeah, I mean, before we had kind of like the 7-Eleven surveillance camera look at Jesus.

Yeah, now it's 4K.

You can kind of tell, yeah, maybe a little bit darker skin.

Is that all material to one Christian on earth?

I mean, maybe a white supremacist would care about such a thing, right?

Like, I don't care.

It's not material at all.

I have a feeling Jesus was not a handsome man.

I mean, every picture I've ever seen of Jesus is, you know, he was a handsome man.

And I don't think he was probably a handsome man.

Right.

Like, look, there's a description in the Bible after the uh as he's going through the whole scourging thing which uh part of the the easter uh situation which was not pleasant before the crucifixion he went through both which is not not not pleasant and there's a description of him as completely unrecognizable as even like a human he's so destroyed from the first process they put him through that when they put him on the actual cross he is not even recognizable as basically a member of the species now every picture you've ever seen uh painted of jesus on the cross does does not show him that way, right?

Like,

that's not what the imagery shows, right?

That is not, it does not truthfully reflect what we believe Jesus actually had gone to to that point, right?

Like, he had, he had been,

it would be too gruesome to hang on the wall, right?

Like, we're talking Mel Gibson level stuff, maybe even worse.

from Passion of the Christ.

And that's not necessarily the way people,

not necessarily every picture in every hallway, right?

But is that central to the belief?

No.

Not at all.

It's not material to what we're talking about.

No.

Now, listen, this is what he said.

Now, even in the cultures across the world,

at times, show a Jesus that reflects their own story.

A white Jesus is still embedded in the Christian story in the West.

It became often impossible to separate Jesus and white from the American psyche.

But I am interested.

Now, Stu, I want you to answer these questions because he is interested.

I am interested in how white Christians feel about images of Christ.

I kind of just went over that one.

Yeah, I kind of don't.

I mean, I don't really think about it.

How do you feel about the possibility that Christ may not look the way he's been portrayed for centuries in the United States and Europe?

Listen to this question.

How do I feel?

about the possibility that Christ may not look the way as he's been portrayed.

Dude, I figured that out when I was like in third grade.

All of the pictures of Jesus look different,

you know, and it's,

I don't expect Jesus to look like the guy that I see, you know, in the pictures.

I just, I don't.

Reverse it, right?

Like let's say we 100, let's say Jesus came from

Branson, Missouri.

He's like a, you know, normal white guy, white as can be, white bred, white.

And that's what we all knew that.

And some foreign country decided to portray him, and he looked differently.

Would we say, you guys aren't Christian?

Sorry, your pictures look different.

Like, no, no, it's not because it's different.

Here's the last questions.

Here's the last question.

If you've seen Christ depicted as a man of color, what was your reaction?

Well, I burned the church down.

Yeah, that's either that, or I went,

oh, wow, that makes sense.

You know, it's kind of like, you know, when

I first saw black dolls start coming on the market.

Oh, my gosh.

I hadn't even,

because I was a white little kid, I didn't even think about that.

And then when I saw it, I was like, oh, that makes sense.

And as a thinking human being, you're like, of course, you want to have something that looks and relates to you.

Right.

So I don't have a problem with that.

I don't know anybody who does.

And we do complain occasionally about how these things get changed, right?

Like,

but my complaint about like why, okay, now, I don't know, Superman's gay or, you know,

Captain America is now, you know, an Eskimo or whatever.

Like, these things change.

And we're like, okay, this is, this is silly.

The reason why I at least get annoyed at those things is because

we're moving further and further away from the Martin Luther King vision.

It's now, instead of saying, don't notice skin color, it's not important.

It has nothing to do with life.

Don't worry about it.

Which is, that's the vision I want.

Instead, it's always notice all the time.

Yeah.

My problem think about.

My problem with, who's the guy who's taking over for James Bond, the black actor?

I think he's great.

I think he's great.

I don't know.

And I think

he'll be a good James Bond.

I don't really care.

I'm not watching it because

James Bond is black.

I mean, I thought Pierce Brosnan kind of sucked.

And he's white.

And that's the same thing with Black Panther, right?

Like Black Panther,

but it was promoted not as a great movie, but as a finally black people get a superhero.

That was the, that was, like, the tagline of the movie, basically,

according to the media.

And that's the problem.

And so it shouldn't be about that.

You shouldn't need to have someone who looks like you, right?

I should be able to be, like, if I have a hero that is black, I should be like, you know what?

If I just had a white version of that, I could sell that to my kids.

Right.

That's silly.

Yeah.

That's totally against what Martin Luther King wanted.

So my problem with, like, for instance, use

007 is 007 is a character written by Ian Fleming.

And it's based on him.

It's based on him.

A person.

A person.

So, I mean, it is, it's part of history.

Now, you change it.

It doesn't, I'm going to still, if he's good at being James Bond, I'm going.

I don't care.

I really don't care.

Again, it's not material to whether you're going to enjoy the movie.

No, but

when you have to have a character be somebody that they're clearly not,

what, what?

It's, I mean, again, that is just so stupid.

It's not born out of tolerance.

It's not born out of acceptance.

It's not born out of certainly colorblindness.

It's born of the exact opposite, which is what all this stuff is from the left.

The word racism gets thrown around a lot, but what else is it when you're basing decisions on skin color?

Like, that is exactly what the definition of racism, at least, used to be.

You're making decisions solely based on the color of a person's skin.

And if you say, hey, I need to have a black superhero, or it's not real, or I need to have a black candidate or I can't accept it.

I mean, the Democrats are basically admitting that as they run for president.

If we have a white guy at the top of the ticket, there has to be a person of color

as the VP.

Or, you know, can Joe Biden win?

Can Bernie Sanders win as a white male?

The New York Times said, are the Democrats really inclusive if the presidential nominee isn't or is white?

And just a gay guy.

Is that enough?

Is that enough?

Well, if he's qualified for the job, yes, it's enough.

It's got nothing to do with this whole thing.

And, you know, progressives, and I would say this goes back to your most recent book, when we're talking about post-modernism, it is actually a complete reversal.

They are as obsessed with race as Richard Spencer is.

They are as obsessed with race as David Duke is.

They happen to be favoring different groups, but they are favoring groups based on race

on skin color, and it's the same exact disease.

Because the progressives haven't changed.

The early 20th century, they were racist.

They were just racist on black people.

Now they're racist against white people or Jews or whatever.

Nothing has changed, just the target.

Racism

isn't about the target.

The target can change.

Racism is about hatred.

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Yeah, that's perfect.

I'm going to go back to the Kate Smith song, which we talked about earlier today.

But here's the song.

Now, Kate Smith, in case you don't know, she sang God Bless America.

And I want you to know the only thing you need to know about this story is this is postmodernism deconstructing American culture.

This has nothing to do with Kate Smith.

And I will prove it to you.

It has nothing to do with Kate Smith.

It has everything about deconstructing our culture.

Kate Smith,

who raised herself

the equivalent of $10 billion

to defeat the Nazis in war bonds.

That's incredible.

In 1931, she went on Broadway and she was part of a Broadway review and she and another guy sang a song and it sounds horribly racist.

I want you to hear I want you to hear the actual song that she sang in 1931 that somebody was so oppressed by.

I mean, who's even searching for this?

Listen to what she said.

Someone had a plan to call.

Someone had to slave

and be able to

king

not water.

Holy cow, right?

Horrible.

Someone had a laugh at trouble.

Though he was hot and warm,

had to be contented with any old thing.

That war donkey's warm.

Okay, so how could this song even, even then, how could this song be sung on Broadway

And

you know, among all the enlightened artists of the time, how could a Broadway show be done with this in the North in 1931?

Well, it's very easy if you just ask that question instead of jumping to conclusions that, oh my gosh, she meant this, you would know that she sang this song.

So did someone else, a civil rights activist on stage, the same show on stage, singing this song

the guy who also sang it was a

was a civil rights activist whose father was a runaway slave

why would he sing this

because it is in the same spirit as another song from another Broadway play that was huge and critically acclaimed just recently with Mel Brooks.

Do you remember this song from Springtime for Hitler?

If you want to be the audience that walks out on this song,

just like in the movie,

because they're so offended that this could be on

go ahead be that dope be that dope

or you could see that this was written by a Jew

Mel Brooks mocking the master race mocking those who followed Hitler and Hitler himself

That's what this was about.

And that's what the Kate Smith song was.

It was a song mocking the white supremacists in the South.

But do we care?

No, we don't care.

Why?

Who was so downtrodden by this song that none of us have ever heard of?

Who is so downtrodden by that?

I'll tell you who.

Somebody who is looking to destroy our traditions?

Someone who is looking to destroy our history?

That's who.

Somebody who wants a transformation transformation of America.

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You know,

it's amazing.

We were talking about how Kate Smith

is now out.

How are you affected by Kate Smith?

She died in 1975.

Who cares?

Who cares?

No one.

No one cares about Kate Smith, except for her poor family

that is being destroyed by this.

Correct.

And, you know,

she's now going to be remembered in history books as a villain, so we can get rid of somebody else who did great things because why?

She was pro-America she sang God bless America that was the target but I I warn you you better go after Mel Brooks then

oh my god I mean always sunny in Philadelphia well how's that I can't even imagine what that sounds like in 10 or 20 years again same type of thing there they were they're parodying terrible people and they're they're using satire to show that people who do X Y and Z are really bad and those of you in Hollywood or in comedy you should look to the lesson of Louis C.K.

who Louis C.K.

is never going to be forgiven.

And I think the only thing I can think of is that, remember the special he did where he was talking about abortion and he wasn't fully in the boat.

Oh, yeah.

He says a lot of examples of that type of thing.

He's no conservative by any means, but he's, you know, like, you know, he comes, he's come out.

He came out against like Common Core at one point.

Right.

You know, and it's like that.

You can't do that.

You can't do that.

Now, you know, look, he had his own separate issues, but we've seen, I mean, these people will praise Roman Polanski.

Yeah.

The guy was having sex with 14-year-olds.

And they're like, ah, he's fine.

His movies are good.

How is this a real issue?

It's not.

So a warning, warning.

Look in history to Kurt Garon of

the German film industry.

He was the icon of comedy in film.

And the Germans used him for a while.

The Nazis were fine to have him until it came time for them to finally say, okay, we're stable enough.

You are no longer here.

The idea was, no, I'm too important.

They won't do that to me.

So we were talking about this off air yesterday about, you know, there are racists.

There's David Duke.

He's a bad racist.

But if you're going to look for, you're going to look for parody, comedy,

you're going to have to purge an awful lot of people and a lot of people on the left.

Yeah, that's why we have a fabulous new game show, Glenn.

It's called, is it David Duke or Amy Schumer?

Which one is it?

It's going to be very difficult for the audience to come up with these answers.

And that's why we brought in an expert.

It has nothing to do with neither one of us wanting to read a bunch of David Duke quotes so we can be taken out of context and we don't care about Jeffy.

It's Jeff Fisher.

Yeah, congenial.

You know, I don't think this is fair to say, is it David Duke or Amy?

It should be, is this David Duke or somebody just as bad as David Duke?

Right, because that's the thing.

They're saying Kate Smith is as bad as the racists of that day because she sang the song, which was a parody.

It was a satire.

It was a satire.

To show that racists were dumb, essentially.

Right.

So we brought in Jeffy, and again, it has nothing to do with not wanting to be on the business.

His career is completely expendable.

Some people have said that.

Welcome, Jeffy.

Thank you.

The host of this game that Glenn has given a brand new, very clunky title to.

Yes,

David Duke or someone just as bad as David Duke.

All right.

So you're going going to read the lines.

Now, I happen to know these, Glenn.

I've heard this particular Amy Schumer bit.

But I'm curious to know if you can actually tell.

I think some of them are going to be difficult.

Okay, go ahead.

All right.

All right.

Is this David Duke or someone just as bad?

Are the Asian people laughing?

I can never tell.

Well, seeing that it's from, you know, talking about laughing, I would say that it's someone just as bad as David Duke.

Oh, yeah.

Amy Schumer.

Do we have Amy Schumer audio?

Are the Asian people laughing?

I can never tell.

Wow.

They all

look alike, and they don't make facial expressions.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow, that's someone just as bad, I'll tell you that, as David Duke.

Thank you.

And I hope

the future generations realize that.

We all know how bad David Duke is, but we don't realize there are other people just as bad as David Duke.

Question number two.

Question number two.

Now who's the wet back?

Wow.

Again, this is why we have Jeffy reading these lines.

David Duke?

Oh.

David Duke, do we have Amy Schooner audio on that line?

He's Hispanic, so he was like, now who's the wet back?

I'm like, hey!

Oh, no, that was Amy Schumer.

Somebody just as bad

as David Duke.

The next one.

Really bad.

I think that white people were, no question, the creators of what we call white America.

Ooh, is that David Duke or someone just as horrible as David Duke?

Because that one's tough.

Say it again.

I think that white people were, no question, the creators of what we call white America.

Oh, I think, does it have to be in a comedy routine?

Because that sounds like Amy Schumer.

Do we have Amy Schumer of that line?

Oh,

that's David Duke.

Doesn't that sound like something?

I mean, that sounds like something they would say.

Yeah, white America definitely built what we would call white America.

It could have been, yeah, that could have been a serious policy statement from Amy Schumer.

So it was either Amy Schumer trashing being racist against white people or David Duke being racist against people of other color.

This is an incredibly confusing game show.

It really is.

Back to our host, Jeff Fisher.

Of course, you know the miracle of AIDS.

We all do.

It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

Wow.

Is that bad?

I don't think even Amy Schumer would have said that.

But that isn't a joke.

It's a full jerk form.

Your final answer, sir.

David Duke.

David Duke, do we have Amy Schumer audio of that one?

Ooh, you're correct.

David Duke.

Nice work.

Nice work.

Wow.

So

my best friend is black.

She's teaching me how to freestyle rap, and I'm teaching her how to freestyle swim.

That is Amy Schumer.

Play the audio.

And my best friend is black in this story and

in this story

she's awesome

she's a comedian and it's cool she's been teaching me how to like freestyle rap which i'm kind of good at and i've been teaching her how to freestyle swim so

and it's okay that the audience laughed at that today, but will it be okay in the future?

I think we need to identify with cell phone technology, everyone who's in the audience laughing at these.

I think you're laughing at that.

It's sad.

It's a sad statement.

You think that all white people freestyle swim and all black people freestyle rap.

You're clearly a racist.

It's an interesting take on that, but yes, okay.

All right.

Next up, Jeff Fisher, the host of this fabulous game show.

Get back in the kitchen.

Those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

That is something that David Duke absolutely said, but I bet Amy Schumer also said it.

Oh, let's hear.

Do we have Amy Schumer audio?

Get back in the kitchen.

Those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

Talking about Hispanics, saying they need to get a dish.

Even as the host, it does sound like something David Duke would have said.

Yeah.

Because that's just a straight racist line, right?

Like, hey, I didn't know what it was about.

I thought it was about women.

Oh, no.

It's about Hispanics.

It's about Hispanics.

Yes.

Because you see, Hispanics do dishes, according to Amy Schumer, when we take out the context of what she's actually doing here.

And I think this is great because when they build all of the Amy Schumer statues that are clearly coming, when that happens, we can all revisit this in 50 years and tear them all down.

Good thing there's never going to be a statue of Amy Schumer.

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about slavery.

You think slavery didn't exist in Africa, even Indian tribes?

That's David Duke.

That's David Duke.

And do we have Amy Schumer audio?

You are correct again, Glenn.

You're pretty good at this game.

You seem to know these racist things very well.

That's a different game show.

Is the Jane game show contestant also just as bad as David Duke?

Thanks very much, Jeffy.

By the way, you can get Jeffy.

Yes.

Chewing the Fat podcast, Chewing the Fat.

Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher available where all podcasts are.

I can't believe we didn't get to the line about

Mexicans and their work habits.

Do we have that one?

It would be the fourth clip on our list from Amy Schumer.

Tell me, is this David Duke or Amy Schumer?

Would you know when you heard this line if it was just read to you?

I mean, nothing works 100% of the time, right?

Except Mexicans.

Oh,

you're right.

Mexicans.

Really?

Wow.

But that, I mean, again,

this is out of context.

Taken out of context, which is what they've done to me on multiple occasions,

taken me out of context.

They just did it to me last week.

Just did it to me last week.

You take things out of context and it's bad and

but we're not playing that game because take it out of context you've already decided america by letting these things stand

you've already decided that you'll just go along with it so whoever they want to sweep up and believe me amy they will come for you eventually they will

They will come for you.

I mean, they're already eating their own.

They don't even have power yet.

And they're already kicking people out of the club.

What do you think is going to happen to you?

You make one wrong move, you're out.

So, good luck to you.

We, by the way, as conservatives, welcome you to do your comedy and any comedy you want to do, anywhere.

I may not pay for it.

I may not enjoy it myself, but I stand by your right to do it anyplace you can draw an audience.

You'll never find us outside protesting,

trying to throw pies at you, never trying to stop you from speaking to college.

Which one's the fascist?

Which one's the fascist?

The one that says, hey, book the theater, go, make as much money as you want, tell any joke you want, or the ones that say, you can't say that.

You can't, how dare you say that?

I'm going to protest.

I'm going to pick it, and I'm going to burn every book that you've ever...

Hello.

Which one's the fascist?

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Boy, we have learned a lot on this show today, haven't we?

I mean, we learned from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the VA provides the highest quality of health care, and if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I think veterans all around the country agree with that.

We learned that Jesus wasn't a Jew from the New York Times, that he was a Palestinian,

which is really interesting.

We found out from this program, just taking it one step further, doing our homework, that Amy Schumer is just as bad as David Duke.

I mean, as long as Kate Smith is bad, Amy Schumer is just as bad, if not worse.

Yeah, that was

certainly wasn't a defense of Amy Schumer and other comedians saying that that's not the way they should be treated.

I want to make sure that we're not defending at all.

We weren't defending the right of people to express themselves and be taken in context.

That's not our intent at all.

We would much rather rip them out of

context and tear down their statues as soon as possible.

We also learned a little bit about Israel last night from Bernie Sanders.

Bernie Sanders, this is really good.

Listen, you may not have known this.

I am not anti-Israel.

No.

But the fact of the matter is that Netanyahu is a right-wing politician.

who I think is treating the Palestinian people extremely unfairly.

What I believe is not radical.

I just believe that the United States should deal with the Middle East on a level playing field basis.

In other words, the goal must be to try to bring people together and not just support one country, which is now run by a white-wing, you know, dare I say, racist government.

You dare.

Oh, my.

You did dare.

You did dare.

You dared to dream.

Now,

there's been cases in the past, Glenn, where some commentators have called the president racist of a country.

And they paid a huge huge price for that.

Not recently.

No, not only.

Because this guy's a white guy.

Yeah, this guy's a white guy, and he's a Jew.

So if you're a democratic socialist, fair game.

Fair game.

That's okay for you to do.

Yeah, you can say whatever you want.

Call anybody a racist.

Anybody a racist.

Now, of course, he has the right to call other governments racist, but I mean, how do you expect to.

The analysis is ridiculous.

If you think that Donald Trump, anybody who says Donald Trump is out of control, really?

Yeah, he hasn't called the leader of an ally a racist.

I mean, he's that much in control of his faculties.

How about Bernie on taxes?

Let's listen to that.

But I have and will continue in this campaign to fight for progressive taxation.

In other words, whether it is Bernie Sanders or your family or anybody else in America, when we have so much income and wealth inequality, when the people on top are doing phenomenally well,

if you are

doing very, very well in our economy, you should be paying your fair share of taxes.

We will raise those taxes for the upper-income people.

We will do away with the tax loopholes and the tax breaks that large private corporations currently receive.

I can't wait.

I sincerely hope he is the nominee because the defeat will be bone-crushing.

Bone-crushing.

Bernie Sanders as President of the United States?

Go for it, Democrats.

You may be overplaying your hand just

a little bit.

You're listening to Glenn Beck.