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Did you see Joe Biden sitting in the chair yesterday when, you know, he gave his little non-apology apology?

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So we have a new, we have a new contestant, now up to 18 people, which is officially more than the Republican field.

Incredible.

Incredible.

They're up to 18 candidates, and we still don't have like several top-line, like front-runner.

Several.

We don't have Joe Biden.

Who else?

Joe Biden.

Well, I mean, I guess top end is a little bit stretching it, but Terry McAuliffe looks like he might come.

Terry McCullough would be governor.

You don't think he's going to run?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

He's going to run.

But Terry McAuliffe is like Hillary Clinton part due.

Yes, but I mean, Hillary Clinton was the nominee last time.

And she was the worst.

She was the worst.

Oh, gosh.

Now they're starting to fall off our board.

The poor candidates.

Poor Kenny.

Okay, good.

Good.

Maybe that's the way it should be.

Just whichever candidate lasts on this tape on our board.

We put them all up.

We have a giant board in the studio with all of the candidates laid out.

Can we get a shot of that?

In the category.

I don't know if we can.

In the categories

that go from on the fence, dropped out.

And then we have the.

The way we kind of line them up is a little strange, which is frontrunners.

Then there's, yeah, I got a shot.

Then there's, I mean, maybe if everything goes right.

Then there's, eh, probably not.

Then there's, ah, nah.

So we've added two candidates to the ah nah category today.

Congressman Eric Swalwell.

And who is Eric Swalwell?

Oh, he's running on an anti-gun platform.

And he's been doing a lot of tweeting, trying to get himself in the news.

At least, again, some of these, it's hard to tell when they start running.

Like you have people who have been running for weeks and then they're like, and here's our official announcement celebration.

You're like, wait a minute, you've been running for six weeks.

And then the other one is Tim Ryan, who just fell off of our board.

So I don't think

it's not a good sign for his candidates.

Although, any endorsement for me, and I consider even the board kind of an endorsement, any endorsement for me is a kiss of death.

Yes.

So I just want to make this clear.

I am not.

Yeah, I'm not going to be making any endorsements.

I'm not going to campaign for anybody.

No matter how much I love you, despise you, whatever,

nothing, nothing is coming out of my mouth this presidential election.

Nothing.

My wife could run for president.

And I'd be like, don't know.

Don't know.

You're going to have to make up your own decision.

The Trump campaign is like, thank you.

I know.

I know.

Thank you.

So.

Kiss of death.

Yes.

17 candidates ran in the GOP primary in 2017.

There's always a bunch of candidates who are like flaky kind of joke candidates, but people with some level of credibility, some level of accomplishment, some level of service in the government, blah, blah, blah.

We are up to now 18 candidates with, I would say, on the fence, we have Joe Biden, who's almost definitely in.

We have Steve Bullock, who keeps saying he's going to run.

We have Michael Bennett, who could potentially run.

McAuliffe looks like he's in.

Seth Moulton is another congressman who looks like he's going to run.

Mike Gravelle is an interesting one.

Now, Mike Gravelle.

Isn't he like 900 years old?

He's 87, Glenn.

He's 87.

Okay.

Well, that's just, I mean, yeah, that's a spring chicken.

87.

He's 87.

And I will say,

the Democrats keep getting these older and older candidates.

They need to just go for it and listen to us and nominate our man, Lester Wolf,

L.

Wolf in 2020.

I have the yard sign all ready to go.

It's right here.

It's Lester L.

Wolf 2020.

Yes, he's 104.

But

if elected, he will serve and he'll be, I believe, 104

right after the inauguration.

Right.

And this guy is, he's the oldest living Democratic congressman that at least we could find.

It might be somebody older.

And it seems like that's the main requirement for Democratic candidates.

And he's white.

He's a male white old guy.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

What?

Good God.

If Lester Wolf just fell off the board, we are standing across the room as we're talking about him.

If something happens to him today, it's our fault.

I feel guilty.

Not our fault.

This is a sign.

They're telling us that this is happening.

Maybe he doesn't want to run.

We'd have to go down to.

Maybe he's dead.

Maybe he died.

Maybe that's what I mean.

Like, seriously, that's.

Remember, I just said kiss of death.

Oh, my gosh.

Please check on Lester Wolfe.

Because if I've just

had Lester Wolf and the sign fell off about, what, six or eight feet behind me at the same time, if he dies today,

we're never talking about politics ever again.

No, this will be a show.

This will be a show.

It will be.

It will be.

If this guy dies today, please check on him.

Please check on him.

Make sure he's okay.

I'm sure there's,

I'm guessing there won't be any satellite trucks at the hospital, but

let's check.

That was, I mean, a chill wind just blew through this studio.

If there's something, oh my God, now I'm terrified here.

I have a tingle up my leg.

We should make sure people understand that we are here.

Make sure everyone knows we are here.

We had nothing to do with anything that happens today.

I mean, the man's 102 years old.

You just said kiss of death.

You said kiss of death, and then you said he's the one that should run.

And then, just as you said it, his name fell off the board.

That is so weird.

Please put the creepiest thing.

Put the creepy.

You have the camera on the board, and can you see it on the floor now?

Because I know we just had the camera.

There it is on the floor.

We just had the camera up higher.

Go ahead, give a shot of the chalkboard.

Go up on the chalkboard.

That's, I mean, that's

that's

that was actually really legitimately chilling.

I hope, uh, I hope

Lester is okay.

Because we really do.

We wish you well, Lester.

But we do not want you to run for president.

No, I don't.

Kiss of life.

Glenn Beck does not endorse you.

Doesn't endorse you.

And I'll add two more.

Stacey Abrams, who is talking seemingly publicly of flirting with a run.

She's also been rumored as Joe Biden's vice presidential choice if he were to win.

And then the other one who is doing everything that a candidate would do.

There's a big story about it, I believe, in the New York Times today.

Bill de Blasio is going to early states.

He spoke at APAC.

I mean, he's doing all

the early candidate stuff.

Do you have Bloomberg?

And I don't have Bloomberg because...

You should put Bloomberg.

Bloomberg came out this week.

He did.

He did.

And I think he's doing it because of Biden.

If Biden doesn't get in, Bloomberg's going to do it.

Because Bloomberg, in case you have not followed this saga, which endless.

I mean, every freaking four years we hear this from this guy, but he says he's going to run for president.

He's thinking about it.

But then he he says no.

Well, we went through that cycle already.

And then because Joe Biden is

apparently just massaging just a few too many people,

the idea is if Biden doesn't come into the race, Bloomberg will.

I have a feeling.

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I think that there is a chance that Biden doesn't run.

I know everybody counts him in now, but I don't think he's going to run.

You don't think he's going to run?

I don't think he's going to run.

I think there's a chance he won't run.

I would agree with you.

There is a chance.

If something, if something hits him in this scandal,

no, I think he's smarter than that.

And I think the way this scandal looks at me today, and we'll know more next week, but the way this scandal looks to me today,

Biden's not a stupid guy.

This was a way to enrich his family.

He is now at the end of his life, really.

I mean, you know, he's in the last few pages of his life.

If you look at years as pages, he's maybe, let's say he's lucky and he's got 20 more years in him.

Why would you destroy your family now?

Because he's a smart guy.

He knows, and unless he's completely arrogant, like Paul Manafort, but a completely arrogant guy, is going to have some attorneys around him that will say, Joe, don't do it.

Don't do it.

It won't be worth it.

It won't be worth it.

Your son might go to jail.

If they ever want to do anything about it, your son could go to jail.

Just stay out.

I think it could change the course of this, and

that would put Michael Bloomberg into the race, which personally,

I think that would be great.

I'd love to have Michael Bloomberg in the race because at least we'd be having an honest debate on, yeah, I'm going to take away the Second Amendment.

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this election.

And we're going to find whether one of the shoes is about to drop today, the March jobs report.

Now, this could go awry at any time, but we're expecting some really good things here in about

what,

37 minutes?

Or is this Eastern time?

No, it should be out.

It's out.

Do we have

196,000 jobs in March, which is a good number, slightly above expectations.

Unemployment remains at 3.8%, which was right at expectations.

Okay, so we have been adding about 200,000 new jobs every single month,

and that's really, really good.

The other number that we should see today

was

the hourly wage earners.

Is there anything on there about wages going up or down?

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which is, I think it was slightly below expectations, so 3.4%.

Yeah, they expect hourly earnings at 3.4%,

and that's the same increase that happened in February.

That's the largest growth of wages in a decade.

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Psychologically, we have been convinced that we are not a good nation, that we are a nation in the throes of collapse, that we are a nation that has this horrible racist past.

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soaked us and marinated us now in almost 20 years of we're the bad guys.

And it's remarkable that we buy it, but we do.

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it's starting to seep into the fiber of our being.

And that's one of the reasons why the capitalist system and the free market system is on the ropes, because no one's talking about the good stuff that the free market does.

We have literally lifted billions of people out of poverty and starvation.

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In India?

Yeah.

Where did she say the starving people were?

China seems to be

the one that I normally

starving people in China now.

Okay, well, India was a socialist nation.

I've always thought of it as a capitalist nation.

No, that wasn't happening until I think like the 1980s.

It was a socialist nation.

It controlled the means of production and everything else.

It was horrible.

If you look at what's happening in India now, they're pulling people out of poverty.

If India can pull itself out of poverty, that's remarkable.

And they know they're saying it, you know, all throughout India.

It's the free market system.

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It's truly a free market and it's working.

We don't ever hear any of these stories.

We don't, all we hear are the bad things.

So one, if the economy goes bad or if people just believe it's bad, that will hurt Trump.

The other way is if they get a very soft-spoken guy, and I think Pete Buddhajudge is one of these guys.

He scares me.

He's not, he's a radical.

He's still a radical, but he's saying things like, I'm a gay man, but I like Chick-fil-A.

Well, Americans are going to like that message.

You know what I mean?

The

if you put a killer next to a killer, Trump wins.

Nice guy that's genuine,

maybe not.

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Pat,

who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

and

is a fellow member along with me, in case you don't know, I had somebody come up to me the other day and they were like, I've watched you for years.

I've listened to you for years.

Are you Catholic?

Really?

Wow.

I used to be, but no, I'm not now.

But I love the Catholics.

There's a story out of the New York Times today.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints said on Thursday that it would allow children of same-sex couples to be baptized.

Now, in our church, you're baptized at eight.

It's an age of accountability.

So we don't believe in the infant baptism.

We believe that, you know, babies come out perfect, man.

There's no sin.

There's no such thing as original sin.

We don't blame the sin of the fathers on the children.

Yeah, because something happened called

the Atonement.

Yeah, anyway.

So, but at the age of accountability, when you know the difference between right or wrong,

now you're going to need that baptism.

And so we baptized them.

So this is an eight-year-old baptism.

And this is one thing that I didn't like.

You know, they came out at 2015, and it was something that we'd never had to deal with before.

What do we do with children of same-sex couples?

And I don't know if the church knew what to do.

And so at 2015, they said, no baptism.

I didn't like that at all because we don't blame the children for something, you know, the parents do.

So the church has come out and said, we baptize

children of same-sex couples now, which I think is great.

But then there's this confusing part in it that says the church will still consider same-sex marriage to be a serious transgression, but it will not be treated as apostasy for purposes of church discipline.

Instead, the immoral conduct in heterosexual or homosexual relationships will be treated in the same way.

Which I think is consistent with the way they've always handled it.

They'll always handle it.

I mean,

you can be a member of the church and homosexual if you're practicing homosexuality.

No, because it goes against the doctrine of the creation of family,

which is a cornerstone and always has been a cornerstone of our church is this is for procreation.

I mean, it's for fun too, but it's for procreation and the building of a family.

That's why we have such big families.

We believe

we just believe different things about families, that they are eternal.

It's kind of like everybody believes this.

Oh,

well, grandma's finally with grandpa.

Yes.

And we believe that.

We believe the family is eternal.

And so the job is to come down and create new children.

The opposite of anybody who is a global warming person.

We believe we should be having children.

And so if you are having premarital sex or if you're having sex outside of your relationship, you know, your marriage, you know, you're disciplined by the church and you can, if you're unrepentant, you can, you lose your member.

You're an apostate.

And the church excommunicates you.

You know, if you're like, yeah, I did it and I'm still doing it.

What's your problem, dude?

Yeah, well, you know what?

No, that's not going to go well for you.

Got a timeout bench for you over here.

So I don't see any change here, but this is being reported in the New York Times as big change.

Yeah,

does it surprise you that the New York Times is putting their own spin on it?

No, I just wondered if you had a different thought on it.

That

maybe...

I mean, this is.

No, I don't think it's.

It's certainly not a change in doctrine.

The baptism of the same-sex couples is a little bit of a change in policy.

No, children of same-sex couples.

Yeah, children, I mean, yeah.

But it's consistent with the way they've always handled sexual sin of any kind.

And the first presidency came out and said, you know, we just, let me give you this exact

thing.

We want to reduce the hate and contention that is so common today.

And I think they just, because the whole thing is, you know, I'm on this kick.

Keep it simple.

Keep it simple.

I've been saying this for like two years.

I'm in the bishopric of our,

of our, of our church locally.

And

the bishop and I have been talking about it a lot.

Keep it simple.

It's really, it's not about all the doctrine.

It's not about all this crap.

It's about love one another.

It's not about all, especially the cultural stuff.

It's about love one another.

Let's stop talking about, hey, Lou, you got to get other people baptized.

No, that will come when they see how our families work and that we truly love them.

And we're not loving them for any outside reason.

You know, it's like a politician.

That's why we want somebody authentic.

We want somebody who really believes it, who has enacted it in their own life, and we see it in action.

And we're like, you know what?

I want that.

That looks good.

And that just comes from loving somebody.

When somebody just pops into your town is like, you know what?

I got to tell you, your town of

Lake Oahachima is

great and I've always loved it.

Now you don't even know how to pronounce it.

And that just comes from being genuine and loving people.

Just keep it simple.

Just, I don't hate anybody and you're homosexual.

I have good friends that are homosexual, I think, are really good people.

It's not for God to decide.

You work that out with God.

And if tolerance and love were the goal of the other side of the equation, we'd already be there.

Because,

you know, I think that's how the vast majority of us feel.

But that's not the goal.

The goal is that you change your mind on it.

You have to feel as they do on the issue.

Well, it goes back to, you know, I pulled this out the other day because of, and it wasn't about sex and homosexuality, but it actually is exactly

this now.

I pulled something out just the other day from

the story of

Lot and going and the angels coming in and seeing

and trying to find somebody good so they don't destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

And remember,

the thing was, is that they were sodomizing people and they were sodomizing everybody.

And

when Lot sees these two guys that are angels coming down the street and he's like, come, get into the house, get into my house, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, get into the house.

He gets him into the house and

these guys, the town, starts coming to Lot's door and they're like, get him out here.

Get him out here.

We just want to give him a nice sodom greeting.

And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to.

So what is the

great telling of the story?

Thank you, James.

That's magical.

But really, that's, I mean, take us magic.

Yeah.

But really, that is kind of it.

And remember, they were mad at Lot.

He even, the part I never really understood, he even said, look, I got a couple of gals in here that have never had sex.

They're my daughters.

Have them.

Okay.

I mean, you're like, wait, wait, Lot, you're kind of going off the rails here.

I think the angels must have been going, no, Lot, you misunderstand.

A slight policy difference with you on this one.

The reason why is because that's not what they were interested in.

And it wasn't sex.

It wasn't that they wanted to have, they weren't like, these angels are hot.

What was happening there was you must comply.

If they are here, they must comply.

You must do what we say.

And it's not like you can just tolerate it.

You must participate.

And that's what's happening now.

You can't just go in your house and go, no, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, these are, these are.

No, you must teach it to your children.

You must accept it.

You must be vocal about it.

From what I understand, the angels were ripped, though.

They were really, they worked out a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that was.

Well, I mean, you know, there was an attractiveness component to it.

Although the wings kind of got it in the way, I think.

This preview of Glenn's Sunday school message is probably.

You know, if our Sunday school message were taught like that, more people would listen.

I think I'm going to start teaching Sunday school on the air just like that.

Just let me tell you the story about Sodom and Gomorrah.

Okay, here it was.

Two hot angels are walking down the street.

Okay.

Pat, anything on your mind today?

Yeah, you know, since it's happy Hedwig Cohn Day,

I just kind of had some fun with what?

Who's Hedwick Cohn?

I'm sorry.

Don't play that game.

Come on.

I mean, even Google is commemorating the hugeness of this event.

Hedwick Cohn's 132nd birthday today.

I don't know who Hedwick Cohn is.

You won't hear about Easter in a couple of weeks, but

fortunately, they'll have her celebration.

They'll have the eggs and the peeps for Easter.

Who is Hedwick Cohn?

Oh, it's a she.

Yes.

It's a she.

I don't know why you're playing this game.

She's a famous physicist from,

you know, 132 years ago.

What did Hedrick Hedwick do?

Hedwig.

Hedwig.

Hedwig.

Hedwig.

There's a name that just doesn't come back.

No, it's yeah.

I don't know, honey.

What do you think?

Okay, all right, guys.

If your wife is pregnant, and then you can call us on Monday this weekend, I want you to have a serious conversation with her and say that you saw this on Google.

You're going to have to look her up because I have no idea who she is.

Pat will tell you in a minute.

But I want you to say, honey, if it's a girl, and I'm being serious, Hedwig.

Because she was a famous physicist and see if you can see.

And I want to hear the reaction from your wife.

Yeah,

there's not enough people in the STEM programs for little girls.

We really need to, I think it would be encouraging to a little girl to have a name of a famous physicist.

Yeah, Hedwig.

Hedwig.

Hedwig.

But because we're, I'm in such a celebratory mood because you have the Hedwig tree.

Yeah.

For two weeks now, for two weeks.

You know what?

We used to go with the tree, but we now do the

hedge, the Hedwig hedge.

It's nice.

Yeah, it's nice.

It's nice.

We put it in our kitchen.

It's not necessarily traditional, but different stories.

It's fun.

So

today,

I was trying to avoid all madness.

I think about Wednesday, I reached my limit of

incredible aggravation for the week.

Yes.

Oh, you made it to Wednesday.

Yeah, I did.

I did.

But I'm done now, and I've had my fill.

And so

a listener did something beautiful for Helium Thursday last night.

And I know it's not Helium Thursday anymore, but

I can't wait another week to show you this because

here's Alex Jones participating in Helium Thursday.

This is made by Helium Thursday.

To feel what the children are feeling.

Gotta buddy.

We are getting people to stand up against these people.

I probably shouldn't even have done this radio show today because I have this disgusting cover.

But how I just hate the globalists is more than that.

And I just get flippant and angry.

But it's because deep down, folks, I can see what they're doing, and I have we have a responsibility to stop these globalists.

Where are the men in this country?

Where are the men in this world?

What the hell have we become?

We hopper our children up in the system with the fluoride in the water and the GMO hurting them.

And we let fat perverts grab them at the airport and train them for the bad ball government.

And we just got to fix the time.

Tell me that doesn't help.

Oh, my.

Oh, that is so great.

That is.

That is so fantastic.

Tell me that doesn't help with your maximum weekly requirement of irritation.

Thank you so much, Pat.

All right.

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He does seem to be a relatively amazing person.

Yeah, so there you have your...

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It goes on sale the 17th of September, The United States of Trump, how the president really sees America, extensive time he's spending with the president right now.

We'll talk to him about that as we get closer to the book.

I want to talk to him first about the border and

what's really happening there, Bill, and what should the President do?

All right, so we have to take it from,

it's almost like a history lesson, Bec.

So get your pen out

because this is all intertwined.

The movement to open the borders to any foreign national who wants to come here is driven by the progressive far left.

And it's based upon the success that they've had in California, now in Arizona and Nevada, of flooding the zones with foreign-born people.

And

after a period of time, they are able to vote.

And by chain migration, they can bring their families in from overseas and the demographic in the state changes.

That's number one.

Number two, if Texas changes where you live from a red state to a blue state,

okay, that means that the progressive left will take over the United States of America.

So what is the easiest way, the quickest way to make that happen?

Open borders, because people millions of them will pour into Texas.

So in March, 200,000 people, it's estimated by the Border Patrol.

I had the guy on billoriley.com.

They got 100,000 and he estimates that 100,000 got into the country illegally.

Of the 100,000 that they're detained, about 50% of them are now saying, I want asylum.

As soon as they say they want asylum, then the system cranks into motion.

They have to be interviewed.

And then they are released because the Border Patrol and IAS is nowhere to put them.

So they're released into the country and they're told you have to come back for your asylum hearing, which will be in three or four years.

Now there's estimates all over the place, but I think it's fair to say most do not return for their hearings.

So what you have now is you have

a surge into the United States of illegal people, half of whom are applying for asylum.

The system can't

absorb it.

So what should happen is that we already have a state of emergency on the border, but President Trump should extend that by freezing all asylum requests right now, today.

No more asylum requests are going to be taken, and anyone who gets here and applies for asylum has to go back to their home country.

We'll do the paperwork, but we'll call you when your time is up.

Right.

And if you have

a challenge in the courts.

If you want asylum, the way to do that is you go to your local embassy.

But that's not the way the law reads.

No, that is.

And so the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals will file a suit.

But I think that the Supreme Court would hear an emergency of this caliber right away.

And so that's what the president should be doing because there's really no other way to stop the surge of people coming in here.

The smugglers have figured out the asylum ruse.

It makes sense to the people all over Mexico and Central America who are willing to pay up to $5,000 to move their family up to the border.

And you can imagine how much money these cartels are making in that industry, so that's not going to stop.

The only way to do it is to have an executive order freezing all asylum requests for six months.

Anything or whatever.

Do you think the president will do that?

Well, I don't know why he doesn't.

He's already on the record for saying it's a state of emergency, okay?

And, you know, that was over the border wall, okay.

But the border wall is going to take some time.

In the meantime, you're having millions of people trying to get in here before the wall is put up and before any kind of immigration law, new immigration law

can be passed.

So you have to do it.

I mean,

that's the word invasion, and that's the word that CNN goes crazy about.

It is.

It is.

I live here in Texas.

Bill,

in all of history, it has never been this bad.

This is twice the problem it was when the media was all up in arms under Barack Obama.

When I went down and we delivered, I think $8 million, $3 or $8 million, I can't remember.

A lot of money in food and everything else.

We did tractor trailer after tractor trailer because it was a humanitarian crisis at that time.

This is twice the problem.

And now the media is nowhere to be found on this.

They're not showing it.

Because they they want

the media understands the end game is to change the border states

into progressive bastions.

And they've also been on record saying this is not an emergency.

This is not a humanitarian crisis.

They can't show one now.

I think Beto Rourke may have eliminated himself as a presidential contender by saying that.

Because if I'm Trump and Rourke gets the, or if I'm his democratic competition, I put that soundbite up all day long.

I go, this guy is so stupid, he doesn't even know, and he lives there, that this is a border crisis.

Are you going to elect him?

That's like saying after 9-11, yeah, there's no Muslim fundamental problem.

That's no al-Qaeda problem.

I don't know, you know.

Look, but the political ramifications of this is why the media doesn't cover it.

Correct.

Because everybody knows that if you lose Texas and Florida and add that to California, Illinois, and New York, it's over.

There's no presidential election anymore.

The electoral votes are so overwhelming in those five states that the Republicans never have a chance.

And, you know, Beto O'Rourke lost to Ted Cruz by 200,000 votes in a very conservative, what used to be a conservative state of Texas.

That's not a lot.

So that's what the whole big picture is.

Do you have any questions, you guys?

No,

I think you hit it.

I think the one thing that Texans don't get right now,

and I think there's a lot of states that don't see this coming, because of the collapse of California

or the coming collapse and the extra.

Texas has collapsed.

California has collapsed.

There's no ⁇ the two-party system in California has vanished.

Yes, I mean the economic...

That says you don't have to have two parties on the ballot.

It's the first two candidates that get

the votes in the primary.

So they're Democrats running against Democrats.

Correct.

So California is out of the republic now as far as any kind of competition or any kind of diversity.

You know, there's no diversity in California.

No.

If you're not a hardcore liberal, you're socially shunned and you have no political hope.

There's no diversity.

You know, I'm reading a book.

I'll change the subject real quick.

I'm reading a book called Joke, and it came out in 1967.

And it was originally a French book.

And it was written by this Frenchman about a guy guy in the former Soviet Union.

And

he was doing fine, and everything was great.

But he went to one of these training camps, and he was, I think, 20 years old.

And he wrote a postcard back to his girlfriend.

And,

you know, he was kind of making fun of the training camp, the communist training camp.

And, you know, he didn't even think twice about it.

What a moron, but he didn't think twice about it.

He ended up in a hard labor camp for most of his life because of that joke.

And I thought to myself, this is where we are headed.

Look at it, we're being trained right now.

You can't joke.

You can't say things.

You can't be against the things that

the people in power say is okay.

Well, that's where we're headed.

We're headed towards this totalitarian kind of monolithic state that is going to have absolute control on everything you think.

Look at how you're being squashed right now.

If, you know, what was the, is it H.R.

5, I think,

the Equality Act that turns individual beliefs about their sexual orientation and gender identity into protected classes.

So it creates...

Liberty, equality, privacy, and safety concerns because what happens is you will not be able to say things about gay marriage or anything else and still be in society.

Medicine is going to be politicized now.

I mean, you'll lose your kids if you say, no, I'm not giving my kids hormones so they can change sex.

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Yeah, I don't think the bill is going to get passed, but

everybody should understand, and then let me bring it back to the totalitarianism that you're worried about here, and it's true

because it's just an incremental thing.

But Biden, you know, I wrote a column called Biden is Time.

All right.

And very clever pun.

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O'Reilly.com has it's for it.

Okay.

All right.

So Biden, he is in crazy far left, and he's a capitalist, and he's a white guy.

So the progressives, far left, the Soros people, as I call them, we've got to get him out.

So what do we do?

Well,

we do what we did with O'Reilly.

Okay.

you're going to have all these people come out.

Oh, here they come.

Now,

circumstances different,

but there's Joe.

Joe had no blanking clue this was coming.

And it was designed to marginalize him, to damage him to the extent that he would not lead the polls anymore in the Democratic race for president.

It's so transparent, and it is so obvious.

But Americans, they're not locked in yet.

I agree with you.

They're not locked in yet.

And, you know, the time is getting where you're going to have to stand up.

You know, I'm Dennis Prager on the

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Is there anybody there?

No.

There's nobody.

So I'm saying to myself, there better be somebody soon.

Because

there's no way you can fight these people.

These people have a lock on it now.

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I don't think I've got a special next week on something that the media is avoiding that put Paul Manafort behind bars

and it very well could put

Joe Biden's son behind bars and possibly him behind bars and it is more than one occasion and more than one country

I think that there's a chance that Joe Biden backs away and does not does not run for president yeah it depends what they have on I'm in the Ukraine situation Eastern Europe I mean certainly Biden was involved in browbeating Ukrainian authorities to do certain things.

There's no doubt that he was.

But I don't know if that's enough.

It's a little complicated and it's a little circumstantial.

Really nobody looking at it.

You can't trust the Ukrainians.

So I'm not sure.

Well, wait until the special next week because I think

we have it pretty locked down.

And also, it's not just Ukraine.

It is.

There are several, several places all around the country or all around the world that is happening.

But what I'm saying is,

if he feels like there's a chance that a manafort could happen to his family because he steps into the spotlight.

Absolutely.

If he feels that there's a criminal act that somebody could investigate that would bring charges against him or his family, but I don't know if that's going to save him.

You know,

if what you are going to put forth is compelling enough.

But I don't know at this climate, you know, Trump probably not going to get involved with it.

Attorney General, you know, they got other things they want to.

I'm not sure.

But, you know, put it forth and we'll see what happens.

Bill, do you think Biden can get through the primary with some of his older statements?

There's a new batch of them today saying Biden in 1991 said that drug dealers should get the death penalty, mandatory minimum sentences are good, and civil asset forfeiture is great.

But he's evolved, Stu.

He's evolved.

All we're talking about, though, is for the primaries.

Remember, the primaries are going for what they really want.

Nobody under the age of 35 is going to vote for Biden.

So he's got to count on that working-class Democrats who don't want to be socialist.

I think there are enough of them.

where he and he's going to be tied into the Obama legacy.

Obama, I think, are going to help him, although the Obama people now are helping Beto.

But I think Obama, if he would help him.

So those are two big canons that he's going to come in, because there are a lot of Democrats out there who don't want the crazy progressive socialists.

And Biden pretty much the only one standing

between the Democratic Party going that route and being a little bit more moderate.

You're up in New York.

If Biden doesn't get in, once again, Bloomberg has threatened to throw his hat in the ring.

Oh my God.

You feel exactly the same way about it.

Look,

there's no way,

okay, that a guy with billions of dollars and five private jets and 18 homes is going to get the Democratic nomination.

This is not happening.

I mean, Romney couldn't even rally Republicans because he was so rich.

And Biden makes him look like a pauper.

I mean, Bloomberg makes him look like a pauper.

There's no way.

Come on.

And Betto's family money, though, is

his wife is incredibly wealthy.

The wife's family is a billionaire.

Yeah, I mean, Betto, has he ever had a job?

I don't know.

He doesn't seem to do much in Congress.

Well, he's a three-term Congressman, but has he ever had a private job?

Does anybody know

that be facetious?

Does anybody know he's ever had a job?

He worked for, we just did an expose on him.

He worked for his father-in-law.

His father-in-law?

Yeah.

Oh.

And

you know what he did?

He cut the law?

What did he do?

No, I think they were in real estate, and there's a lot of shady deals in El Paso.

I think he was kind of like on the board.

He was being paid.

He wasn't paying houses, right?

No, I don't think he was.

Bill, do you think anything with Pete Boutige?

Do you think there's any Buddigage in reality?

I love the last name.

Solid last name?

He looks like a nice guy.

Yeah.

I think he is presenting.

He's in Indiana.

He's presenting presenting himself.

I mean, he's a vet, right?

Yep.

Yeah.

He's presenting himself in a way that would be very

opposite, give you a real choice between Trump's style and his.

He's like, look, I'm gay, but I eat Chick-fil-A.

I like it.

He's going for this.

I'm really kind of sick of all this stuff.

Why are we arguing?

It could make an impact.

It's hard to imagine the Mayor of South Ben going to to the presidency.

But then again,

Trump had no government experience and was president.

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It all paints a picture that the American people and future presidential candidates really need to see.

President Trump and his toadies can speak petulantly and relentlessly about fake news and unfair partisanship.

But the only facts we get through the stone wall of White House flackery is carried by public servants who will not sit quietly and by journalists ready to carry their their truth into the grace of public light.

Carry their truth into the grace of public life.

Bill O'Reilly.

Response?

I wrote that for him.

Yes.

I think Corey Booker wrote that for him.

Yeah, if you ever hear Todies, I wrote it.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

There's Chris Matthews, and that's what he does, and that's why very few people watch him, even though he's been on the air for 57 years.

You have Rachel Maddow now hitting the lowest numbers of her career, and the left turning on her.

Ooh.

Ooh.

What do you want me to say about that?

You know, I don't know what to say about that.

Well,

you have CNN with its low ratings, and you have...

They are disastrous.

I mean, the most of them you see is decline.

But CNN, you realize this guy, Tapper, who I really despise.

I like him.

And I know you like him.

But you're the only one in the country who does.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I think his wife likes him.

You're the only one.

And I applaud you for your humanitarian.

He had 640,000 viewers the other day.

You could put a monkey.

on for an hour.

Okay, just one monkey.

You could.

And I get him a little banana, a couple of things to eat.

And people would watch to see what the monkey would do.

And then they go away, they come back.

I wonder what that monkey's doing.

All right.

You could get more than $640,000.

If you had 95 million households, which they have, you could beat him with a monkey.

That's no exaggeration.

I believe that to be true.

Yes, you could beat him with a monkey, maybe a parrot, if the parrot had enough vocabulary.

If you had a parrot and a monkey.

Ooh, that's huge.

That's huge.

You get a million.

You get a million.

And you might be Chris Cuomo.

Right, right.

But what I'm saying here is that

the interesting thing is that the left is turning.

The left is the one now coming out and saying, you know, she's just a crazy conspiracy theorist.

That's what's happening.

I don't believe that.

What are you basing that on?

There's been a couple of stories this week, and they're basically saying that she is ignoring what came out with the Mueller report and still

she look, unless she has some conspiracy thing going on, she's boring.

It's just her.

She just sits there for an hour and then spins these crazy things.

It's like watching a UF member Art Bell.

It's like watching Art Bell.

You know, I saw that he's there in the mountains of Winnemucca.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Do not take down Art Bell.

I heard, and I'm not making this up.

Hang on just a second.

Hold on.

I am not making this up.

And tell me this isn't better than a monkey.

I swear to you.

One day I was driving in and I was going to work for Premiere and it was three o'clock in the morning.

And Art Bell, I was going to be in the studio next to Art.

And I'm driving in, and I hear him.

Wait a minute.

I turn on the radio and he says, Wait a minute.

Tell me this story again.

And the guy says, Art, I know it sounds crazy, but every time I go out, it rains rocks on me.

Nobody else.

It's a cloud of rocks that rain rocks just on me.

And whenever I leave a building or leave, I haven't left my house in two years because I'm telling you, Art, I know this sounds crazy, but it's raining rocks only on my head.

And it was a 20-minute interview, and it was riveting.

So please don't put her into that category.

That's not crazy.

No, that's perfectly normal.

I have little metal spears come down when I walk out.

That's probably true.

I want to say a couple of things.

I want to congratulate you and Stu on your coverage of Unwanted, the movie.

Oh, thank you.

Unplanned, yeah.

Unplanted.

Okay, unplanned.

I'm sorry.

That's all right.

You know, I open up my local newspaper Newsday, which is, you know, the usual

foolish left, I call it, publication.

And

the movie is playing on Long Island and they don't list it so every other movie is listed they have little capsule of reviews what it's about where it is not that one

you know it's really sinful and I and I'm using that word in a judgmental capacity to try to do this if people want to see unplanned

they should be able to make that choice without you not publicizing it, not taking their commercials.

This is just the height of what we were talking talking about at the beginning of the interview, of this totalitarian regime.

So

if you run a movie counter to our far left belief system, then that movie should not be publicized or even shown.

And America's a guy to get angry about this because if we continue to go down this road, we will be in a country that punishes free speech.

And we're in college campuses, we have to have a presidential executive order threatening the colleges of money cutoffs if they don't uphold the First Amendment.

That's where we are.

That's where we are now.

And it's getting a thousand times worse.

So anyone who wants to see Unplanned and wants to know the other side of the abortion issue should go to see it this weekend because that sends a message.

It does.

It does.

And I don't know if you've seen it yet, Bill, but it is.

I have not seen it.

I have not been able to get out.

Could I have the company send you a screener?

Sure, sure.

It is.

It's really powerful.

It's the issue.

I mean, I have my personal belief system that I'm

pretty clear about, but I'm not trying to impose it.

Okay?

What I'm trying to say is there are two sides to this story, but you only hear one side.

Correct.

And if you state the other side that life should be protected, then you are an evil person who should be punished.

That is the far-left belief system.

Punish, hurt, destroy.

And

we got to start to rise up against it.

Bill, let me go back to Mexico.

I know we started there, but let me go back to Mexico.

This is what I'm hearing the president say, and I know it'll cause a lot of problems down south of the border, and I don't like it, but he has got to be able to have a stick

on stopping these countries from

sending their people to us.

They've got to get control of things, and I think they will if we say, you know what, we're going to take a six-month hiatus from you guys.

I'm not sure about that.

You think it might make a sense of?

I don't mind him cutting off aid to El Salvador and Guatemala.

That's what I mean.

That's countries, because obviously they are trying to subvert our system.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

It's obvious these countries are so screwed up.

They want the people to leave because they can't support them.

And they want to subvert our laws.

And they're going to facilitate that.

And Mexico does it too all day long.

I mean, when you have a country controlled by drug cartels, which Mexico is, I mean, you got a problem.

And Trump has got to confront the problem, but he's got to do it in a way that doesn't harm the United States.

And by shutting the border down, that would throw our economy into somewhat of a turmoil.

No, I'm talking about cutting off aid.

Yeah, yeah.

But the aid is inconsequential in the sense of how much it is.

It's not a lot.

But sure, you want to send a message?

Send a message.

You better shape it up.

But they're not going to do it, Beck.

I spent some time down there.

I know what it is down there.

It's so corrupt.

It's just staggering.

And, you know, when you elect a president of Mexico, you think, well, he's a president.

He's got power like our president.

No.

But he doesn't.

He doesn't.

The most powerful people in Mexico are the heads of the cartels.

They have little armies, and they will cut your head off if they don't like you.

And the president of Mexico doesn't have that kind of power.

No, the president of Mexico, in fact, but

he's not willing to use them.

Yeah, the president of Mexico, I mean, he didn't want to even use armored cars and everything else.

He didn't want Secret Service.

That guy that he even made it to the presidency with his feelings on security and being one of the people and I'm going to ride the bus and everything else.

Whoever the president of Mexico is, if he's a true reformer, he's going to have to live in an iron or Kevlar bubble.

And the fact that this president can be as open as he is

and not have any problems with the cartels coming after him is a statement in and of itself, I think.

Well, you don't know what the deals are in the back room, though.

Right.

I don't want to just smirch the man's character, but every single time that we have a trial of El Chapo or these people, all of a sudden, everybody in Mexico is on a pad.

I mean, this is the testimony.

All right, Nieto,

they said in the El Chapo trial.

Oh, yeah, he was getting millions of dollars.

I don't know,

but I do know this.

If you have lost your country to drug cartels like Mexico has, then you're a danger to the United States.

I mean, the country's a danger to us.

And we got to deal with it, but we can't deal with it in a way that hurts our own people.

And that's why it's so complicated.

Bill O'Reilly from billoreilly.com.

You can hear him on billo'reilly.com.

You can watch his show, the no spin zone or no spin area or whatever you had to do to call it.

No spin news, Beck.

It's not hard.

It's no spin news.

And the new book, just write it down.

The new book is The United States of Trump, How the President Really Sees America with lot of uh a lot of detail work that you're not going to get anybody else uh from anybody else that comes out in September and you can pre-order it now and Bill one more thing before you leave uh your theory on having a monkey on television and beating uh 660,000 viewers uh Curious George swings into spring a special brought in 4.3 million viewers so you are dead on the show I want a monkey I'm going to put a monkey on I'm going to put a monkey on I'm going to do a show with just a monkey

okay but just make sure you name the show curious beck yeah okay hang on thanks a lot bill i appreciate it

bill o'reilly by the way if anybody has uh did you say do you

i feel like him uh we uh if anybody knows how to get a monkey uh and an entertaining monkey i don't want just a i don't want a sleepy monkey but i want to do that show for an hour i mean do i get the hour off or do i am i

no i think i get the hour off i mean you're the monkey i mean I'm the monkey?

I'm the monkey.

Oh, so you're saying you're just going to put a monkey in front of you?

From the monkey, you're the guy going, don't, don't, monkey, don't say that.

Don't say that.

Okay.

No, that's not where we were going.

We didn't talk about that monkey.

That's really your job.

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You know,

Stu and I are talking after the Bill O'Reilly break.

I think Bill is wrong on

his view on Biden and the scandals that are ahead of Biden.

And I think Biden will,

there's a good chance he self-selects out

because he doesn't want his son to go to jail.

And,

you know, you can go out while you're on top.

It's not like he's a 50-year-old man.

He's 79.

Yeah.

And so, you know, I'm going to go out and I'm going to wreck my image.

I'm going to go out on a low note,

possibly win or possibly lose, possibly because I even run, my son goes to jail.

I don't think that sounds like something Robinette would want to do.

You're talking about Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

Yes.

Yes, because that is his actual middle name.

Right.

I think you're right.

I think

it's less of an issue for the campaign.

The lowest priority is this primary because the Democrats are going to go after him on things he said that sounded conservative in the past.

They're going to go after him on touching women.

There's a lot of other ways to attack Joe Biden that are going to be more successful in the primary.

In general, I think it will come up.

And they're not going to go after him because I think that the Clintons and others are.

This Manafort thing was not isolated.

Everybody was playing in that sandbox.

Modesta was in the same thing.

Correct.

He was doing the same types of things.

So, you know, it will take the Republicans to go after him on this.

And Manafort is already out.

He's going to jail.

And I think that Joe Biden is smart enough to see that.

But it's not just the Ukraine.

What happened in the Ukraine is bad.

And, you know, Bill said, that's confusing.

No, it's really not.

It's really quite simple.

And a lot of the big facts are already out.

I mean, it's not like you need an investigation.

Well, there's a smoking gun.

No, no, no.

Here are the facts.

Look at the trail.

A lot of it's already out.

And I don't even think the Ukraine is the worst one.

I think when you see next week what we lay out,

I think there's one that's much bigger than that.

I think you're right.

And I think the other part of it is when you have him making this decision,

he is in a position of reverence right now.

He can live out his years if he doesn't run for this

in a position of reverence.

And his son is not under threat.

They've got all that money.

And he doesn't have to worry about the women thing.

He doesn't have to worry about the stuff in Ukraine.

No, call it a day.

Yeah, you can just call it a day.

And you could speak at the convention.

You can have.

This is my, he'll become the elder statesman.

This is my prediction.

I think he's going to call it a day.

Really?

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We are officially up to 18 people running for president on the Democratic side but just the 18.

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Andrew Heaton, the host of Something's Off with Andrew Heaton and not to be confused with Alex P.

Keaton, is here.

Welcome to the big show.

How are you?

Thank you.

It's a pleasure to be back.

I'm glad to be back on your program.

Yeah, well, we'd like to have you here.

We want to talk to you a little bit about your thoughts on Bernie Sanders and what you think is.

I just announced just last hour that I think that Bernie Sanders.

Now, I'm always wrong on these things.

So, you know, this isn't worth, this isn't worth monkey crap that's been thrown against the wall.

Okay.

But

I don't think, I think Bernie Sanders is going to, is not going to run.

That's a tough one because he's already running.

I'm not Bernie Sanders.

Joe Biden.

Joe Biden.

Joe Biden.

Yeah, I follow him a bit more.

I'm like, okay, that's a really good April Fool's joke.

Bernie Sanders is doing it.

The end of it when he rips the mask off.

It turns out he's Andy Kaufman.

He's the greatest performance artist.

I'm not dead.

And I'm not Bernie Sanders.

You don't think Joe will run?

I don't think think Joe will run.

Really?

How come?

Because we're doing a show next Thursday that you have to watch.

But we're going to put together the stuff that

shows he is the most corrupt vice president in the history of America.

And

it's staggering.

We'll be able to make the case in 20 minutes.

And actually, I think we're going to make this case in about 11.

It's not complex.

It's very, very simple.

And all of the work's already been done.

I mean, we know the names, we know the banks, we know the money amount.

We know all of it.

And all somebody has to do is care.

I will watch that.

I'll tell you: my default state is: I like him temperamentally.

He seems like a nice person.

I would go get a beer with him.

But far be it from me to close my eyes to evidence of a corrupt politician.

I think I have a higher obligation to say.

So,

do you remember when Joe Biden...

What was it, Stu?

How many years ago?

Joe Biden was caught in his Senate campaign

and he was giving his kids money to make like puka shell necklaces or something.

They were doing something and they were like, oh, it's a gift from the Senate.

And

he had such, you know, he had X number of dollars that he could buy gifts for people under the Senate rules.

But what he did is he had his kids make stuff.

And then he was taking those campaign, that campaign money, that Senate money, and he was funneling it to his kids.

And he was like, what?

They're making nice things.

I like these better than anything else.

I give them away.

That's Biden.

That's scam.

That's a great Biden impression.

I'll say,

I would have more.

I'd actually kind of respect it if he took the nth degree.

And it turned out that while a senator, he had like several very active sweatshops in his offices at the Senate.

I'd be like, that's industrious right there.

Can I, because I've been thinking about if he runs good campaign tactics that his campaign manager should do.

Can I run some of these by you?

I think they'd help a lot.

Okay.

So first, it is my personal theory.

I think this would explain so much, so much about the coverage on the awkward, touchy nature of Joe Biden the last couple of weeks.

I think this is my conspiracy theory.

I think his doctor meant to send him blood thinner, but accidentally sent him ecstasy for the last 15 years.

That would explain

a lot.

It would.

He just constantly, he's in a fabric store.

Like, this is sort of his default state.

Right.

So I, like, first of all, have either.

And all of the gaffes?

Yeah.

Yes, it would.

And he's like, I don't remember that.

And I would just, all I would do is try and get all of the other candidates to be on ecstasy because that would be a fantastic Democratic plan.

They might

already be on ecstasy.

That would.

You know what?

I will say that would be a either.

hilarious or truly disturbing first presidential debate.

If all of the 25 candidates are on ecstasy, they might have to blur it.

A lot of rubbing.

Yeah, a lot of rubbing.

A lot of rubbing.

But here's what I would, the other thing I would do, because he's getting in trouble for this.

If you're Joe Biden's secret campaign manager, I think you should all, like, there should always be three or four people off the sides of any speech he gives that are all holding puppies so that when he leaves, he can get that out of his system and just vigorously love

dogs and puppies.

That's the first thing I would do.

And then, second, I would always have

some duct tape and kitchen oven mitts.

And before he goes into a crowd, you're like, oh, Joe, come here.

And then just put these oven ovens and tape them on.

So that he can touch people, but he has to do it through an oven mitt.

I think that's good.

That seems like we're meeting everybody happens.

So let me ask you this.

What is your take on him and touching?

Because

I think it's creepy.

I think it's really creepy.

But I don't think he's actually like Michael Jackson.

It was creepy that he had an amusement park in his backyard.

That's cool.

The creepy part was the kids.

Having an amusement part's awesome.

I would tell you.

Right, but it was creepy for an old man, you know, a 50-year-old guy to have the amusement park in his backyard.

It was like, that's a sign.

You know, the candy wrapper is in the closet.

Another pretty big sign.

Okay.

Yeah, that was weird.

Right.

You should have your own candy room at that point.

Until you put, you know, the home alone kid into the mix, it wasn't real creepy.

It was just like, that's pretty odd.

I think it goes to an intent.

Yeah.

And I don't think his intent is to molest people.

I agree with you.

I'm on, like, I think that he is, he has no sense of personal space, which again, I think is because of ecstasy.

But I don't think it's sexual, though.

I agree that I'm not sure.

I don't like.

Maybe sometimes it is, but

most of the pictures I've seen where he's whispering in the, you know, the head of the Secretary of Defense is sworn in.

You don't rub her shoulders and say, you know what?

While he's speaking, what do you think?

You and I go off into the back room.

You don't say that to a guy who can bomb your house.

I don't know.

I think it will cause problems because let's say that there is a President Biden.

If there's a President Biden, there might, you know, Belgium might feel uncomfortable having so many troops in its personal space.

He might not have a good sense of boundaries.

There might be problems there.

I could also see, like, I just, I, in my mind, I just,

I see, I see Biden going to sleep at night and just randomly texting people like John Bolton going, can I touch your mustache?

Like just like this like weird, tactile, not sexual, but just, yeah, this, this very like, and I think, I think he also in his mind, in his mind, he's like, I'm Joe Biden.

Everybody loves me.

Why wouldn't you want an an Eskimo kiss from me?

Yes, I really think that's it.

I really think that's it.

He is convinced that people are honored when he would do that.

But you know what?

Can I tell you something?

Some of them are.

Some of them are.

And that comes from

this, this, you know,

people,

when you have a celebrity and they're taking drugs and everything else, but they're still hitting the mark every night.

There are people who are in their life that are like, give him the drugs, man.

Give him the drugs.

Because they don't don't care about him necessarily personally.

They know if we have to bring him to rehab, he might lose the magic.

He's going to go off the road for a while.

We don't know what's going to happen.

Just keep it going.

And I think that there are people in everybody's life that are important.

And it should be his lovely wife, Jill, that says, dude, that's creeping me out.

Stop it.

You're braiding Stacey Abrams' hair.

Stop that.

You're doing it on television.

That's not appropriate.

Don't touch your hair, Jason.

I mean, I really think this is more of a problem.

You know, I used to say all the time, you remember Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes?

Yeah.

His wife hated him.

Hated him.

Okay.

No, I don't know for sure.

I'm just, I'm saying that because no wife goes, allows their husband that she loves to go on television with eyebrows like that.

They're like a wife that loves you

looks at you and says, honey,

come here.

I got to cut those eyebrows.

Okay.

Andy Rooney's wife hated him.

Or what?

Maybe she was blind, so she didn't know, or she just never looked at him.

She was so indifferent.

She was like, whatever.

And she didn't even look at him.

She loved eyebrows.

No, I don't think so.

And that's the same thing with Jill, his lovely wife, Jill.

Where is she?

This says something more to me about.

Does Jill ever watch anything that does he ever go home and say, oh, honey, man, you got to see this?

I was doing a press conference and we just swore in, watched this video of what I was doing.

Does she watch the news?

Does he ever come home and say, I had the best day?

I gave free memory exams to a lot of people on Congress, and it wasn't sexual.

I just don't care.

I care about cancer research.

Right.

It was in the elevator.

It was in the elevator.

I just spent about four hours in the elevator.

Thank you so much, Andrew Heaton.

And by the way, can we go over just a couple of headlines with you?

Sure, I'd love to.

We got a couple of good, really good, really good stories.

I'd like to end the week on some happy things because I've got a couple of really good stories here, too, that, you know, all the news doesn't suck.

Well, it doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

There we go.

Hi, high bar clear.

Yeah, yeah.

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However, when you sit back in your X chair, you realize it's about as comfortable as a recliner.

I mean, you are.

Let me tell you something.

If I wouldn't become one of those people that were in the grocery store that could walk, but

I've got the chair with the, you know, the old.

You got the cart while you're walking.

You got the cart walking.

I would make this, I would put electric wheels on this thing.

Motorized X-Chair sounds great.

Yeah.

Right, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Except then they would have to have a a seat belt.

But you would also look like a Bond villain if you had a motorized X-Chair.

It would be like that scooting around.

It's got a little bit of a high back.

I think you could pull it off.

I want it motorized now.

Now I want it motorized.

I don't know how it would do over bumps.

I mean, you'd have to put like bigger tires on it, I think.

It's not really designed to go like 25 miles an hour.

You'd be like at Craigslist.

I don't change it.

I needed to go 25 miles an hour.

You needed to go walking speed, which is what, about two?

Yeah, I just needed walking up and down the hallways with people.

You know, like, you know what?

Come take a walk with me.

And then I just in my X chair down the hallway.

I think that's good stuff.

All right.

I'm with you on this.

All right.

I like this.

Okay.

You can't have one too.

No.

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So we're going to go back to headlines here with Andrew in a second.

One more quick thing on Joe Biden.

So next week, we are doing what I believe is the first ever Joe Biden

NCAA tournament bracket of the creepiest photo

of Joe Biden.

We have 64.

We had to narrow it down to 64.

We went through,

and there was a lot of them I've never seen before.

I mean, there are things where

his hand is on the thigh of men.

It's creepy.

There's a lot of creepiness in here.

One thing that is an interesting pattern that has been noticed by the deep research we've done on this particular topic is that the

invasiveness level of Joe Biden creepy photos is higher when the women are attractive.

And now, because because I pushes back against my theory that I, because I'm with you, I don't think it's necessarily sexual.

That's why I pushed back on you just a little bit.

I don't think it's sexual,

but there are times when it helps.

Okay, well, what if the new rule is that if you meet Joe Biden, you can touch his thigh,

and that's fine.

See, that seems like that's an egalitarian way to approach this.

You're like, just, if you're listening, you meet Joe Biden, try and make him uncomfortable.

See if you can pull it off.

Because really, what would he do?

If you went up to him and hugged him and like laid a big, like, just licked the side of his face, could he complain about that?

Don't let go of the hand.

I want to go up to him and grab him by the rocks.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is that uncomfortable, Mr.

Vice President?

I don't think he could say it.

Could he legitimately complain about anything?

What if he just leaned over and said green light?

What if he can't be flat?

That's possible.

Okay.

Let me give you a

let me give you one story and then,

Andrew, let's see if you can

top it.

Kaz James says he felt like a dog ever since his childhood.

He said, I always have felt weird, unable to relate to humans.

And you know what?

I'm a dog.

He has now joined an online pup play community.

with open-minded friends as he's transitioning from part-time dog to confident canine.

He is a full-time orange and brown and camo canine.

He unleashes his doggy personality more and more every day.

He's now barking at friends.

He carries items with his teeth.

He actually eats

dog snacks.

He wears a dog mask often.

He licks and bites friends now.

And he is in

a $2,500 fur suit that he wears all the time.

That is fantastic.

I wish he lived in Dallas.

I love dogs, but I live at an apartment, so I'm kind of hesitant to get one.

And so I just walk dogs to the animal shelter on weekends.

That guy could drive himself.

I could just be like, hey, dog, or I don't know what his dog name is.

Hey, Rex, like meet me at the park, and he'll show up in his own car.

And then I don't have to worry about

carrying a pooper scooper around.

I presume he still handles that.

And And we'll just play Frisbee for a bit.

And then maybe I'll train him to attack a neighbor.

So

all of that sounds great to me.

Okay.

All right.

100%.

All right.

Stu, can you see if we can get

the dog on the bottom?

I'll get him a bed.

I'll get him like a really big dog bed and he could live in my living room for a bit.

No, I think that might be a reason why you don't have a girlfriend.

Let's see if you can get away with that.

Don't pay attention to Rex.

He's a good dude.

Yeah.

He just likes to live.

Don't make eye contact.

Yeah.

It's bad.

All right.

Give me some of the headlines.

So is, this is one.

This is a global headline.

Argentine football fan brings grandfather's skull to title celebrations so he wouldn't miss the occasion.

So

just to re-emphasize this, this is like a football game or no, it's like a

soccer game, right?

But like, yeah, soccer game.

And he brought it there.

I can't think of a worse fate than to have my skull incorporated into future sporting events.

I don't mind soccer that much, but like American football, I don't want to go off because I'm going to alienate some of your listeners, but it's like 19 hours plus finding parking, and there's 12 minutes of gameplay.

I can't think of anything worse than having my skull after I'm dead, still being forced to deal with that.

That's the difference between you and me.

I look at this story and I think to myself,

man, I'm glad I live in America.

You know, because

it's, we have more secure graves.

You know, apparently it's not unusual that you have your grandfather's skull.

You know, you go to an American football stadium, somebody's sitting there with a skull, you go, dude, what's that?

And you're like, oh, it's my grandfather's skull.

I wanted him to see this game.

You immediately call for police.

You just get the attention of the police.

You're like, I have skull.

You got a code three head over here.

He's gone.

He's gone.

Something's seriously wrong.

Yeah.

Well, like, I'm fine with my head being incorporated into this stuff.

Like, it'd be cool if they put my skull on the space shuttle.

That'd be good.

I'd like that.

Like

as a hood ornament?

You know what?

Or actually, the other thing, this is what I want.

Okay, if I die while I'm at the Blaze, I'm putting you in charge of this.

Have it turned into a skull.

I don't want like a creepy rotting head or anything.

Get a skull and just get a really good balloon and let her go to see what happens.

I don't know.

I feel like that's going to be.

Yeah, but make it really cryptic and vague, like hello, Peter, or something like that, so that it'll land in Moose Jaw, Iowa, and then someone finds a skull.

That's an interesting day in Wobegon.

After death, instead of watching sports, I'll get to travel and and I'll get to make new friends.

That sounds great to me.

And you're thinking a lot about yourself here in a very selfish manner, and you're thinking about the takeoff, which it makes a lot of sense.

But the landing, like when the kid chases down the pretty balloon

by the kindergarten class, sometimes

a little bit terrifying area.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you know.

Well, maybe you land in the middle of a Argentinian soccer game.

That's right.

You could still

that hadn't occurred to me that it could still backfire.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Next story.

Next story.

A comedian who plays Ukraine's president on TV is leading the race to become the president of Ukraine.

Have you heard this?

Wow, yeah, it's wild.

Yeah, this is a guy who's who's a comedian.

He's doing a comedy show where he's playing the president on TV and he's winning.

Like,

by a lot.

By a lot.

I think it's kind of like, because I don't think we have anybody quite like that, but I think it might be like Kevin Klein or something that would run.

And I'm all in favor because I don't know what Ukrainian politics is like, but I'm a comedian too.

So I feel like I should just support you based on that.

No, I don't.

That sounds like a policy.

No, stop.

Put your head on a balloon.

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As Donald Trump heads to California to tour the southern border, which is an absolute, we are now in a humanitarian crisis.

Thank you, Congress.

Thank you, press.

As he goes down there to talk about the border today, we really have to talk

about a longer-term game as well.

And I mean, we as people, as conservatives, as people who believe in the free market system,

the free market is absolutely under attack.

And there's a couple of things that are happening

with the free market.

First,

let me go to a clip from a podcast this weekend.

Matt Kibbe, who is a good friend of the show.

Matt was running

Freedom Works, and he left Freedom Works, and he was really kind of,

it was a mess.

When he left,

it was a mess because

politics had gotten involved.

The GOP had gotten by the throat there towards the end with Matt Kibbe.

And he was fighting against it.

And he left.

And

he went and he started his own kind of thing.

And what he was concentrating on was the free market, and let's get into

the faces and the culture of 20-somethings

because the free market system

does not have a bad name, but capitalism really does.

Entrepreneurship doesn't have a bad name.

Capitalism does.

And there's a couple of things that go with this.

And we talked a little bit about

the way these corporations are starting to work, Google and Microsoft and everything else, they are gaming the system.

And while everybody thinks that they're just wonderful, oh my gosh, Google is wonderful, they are actually writing bills.

Listen to a bit of the podcast that airs tomorrow with Matt Kibbe on this.

There is an elite group of insiders that know how to play the game.

They know how to game the system.

And

it may not simply be,

you government insiders versus free market stuff.

But I do think when you dig into that stuff and the stuff that Amazon is doing, the stuff that Google is doing, they have a lot of government contracts and they have a lot of power in Washington, D.C.

And they very much are in the business of gaming the system

so that competitors can't do that.

I mean, that's what Ayn Rand wrote about.

Yeah, like her whole book is really about public choice theory.

It's really about eventually you've got to get a man in Washington.

And you see that evolution.

You saw it in Microsoft.

Microsoft was a functionally sort of libertarian corporation that didn't even have a DC office until they got taken to the woodshed with an antitrust suit, and all their competitors piled onto that.

And they built up what is now a huge DC office.

And now they use their insider connections to try to screw their competitors.

That's the problem.

Yeah.

That's the problem.

And you need to sort of sever the cord between the accumulation of wealth.

Because

I don't think you want to stop that, because that's killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

But how do you make it so that

these very politicians that are preaching to us about fairness and justice?

And, you know, Elizabeth Warren wants to break up,

is it Amazon?

I forget.

Like, she wants to break them all up.

Google them.

What she's really doing doing is sending a signal, like, you got to play ball.

Like, I want a piece.

So if you come to the table and work with me, help me get elected, donate to my campaign, I'll make sure that you have a seat at the table when we craft the plan to break you up.

And over history, what happens is every time that process plays itself out,

the so-called,

you know, the big business that we're setting out to rein in, they write the rules and they rewrite the rules.

What's amazing about that is you're seeing that play out this week with

Facebook.

Zuckerberg actually said, we welcome the United States government to come in and do more regulation on us, partner with us on regulation.

This is the beginning of something that I said a few months ago.

I laid out five things that we have to, four things that we have to watch out for, politerization and civil unrest.

There is going to be, you know, the 1930s European levels of hatred, left, right, Nazi, Antifa, communist, Islamist.

It's polarization much worse than we have right now.

The other thing is economic destabilization.

We're going to reach a critical stage where there will be

bank failures.

And I think we're going to start seeing this really with the farm, the farm failures.

The stock market will, I still think it's it's going to overheat and then plunge.

I think we're going to have a melt up, which will drive the stock market way up and then collapse.

Prices will collapse.

That's the second thing.

Third thing is tech disruption.

The critical stage, job, finance, communication, privacy.

When that all happens and the government knows that they don't really control tech and tech knows that they're going to start trying to get in bed and both of them are in trouble with the people, they will come together and for the good of the people and they will collaborate.

That's already starting to happen.

And the last one is the trust implosion.

And the critical stage is government, media, tech, finance, justice, corporations, EDU.

No one will trust anything.

When we hit all of that, it's time for a new world order.

And that's coming quickly.

Coming quickly.

And that's why we need to look at things things with new eyes.

For instance, capitalism.

Here's a cut from our podcast this weekend with Matt Kibbe, where we're talking about capitalism and charity.

This week on my show,

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Maguette Wade, who is a young entrepreneur from Senegal.

If she was here, she would tell you that all of this charity that has tried to help Africa all these years has been a disaster.

Bono says the same thing.

Bono says the same thing.

Bono says that of all the isms, capitalism is the only thing that is lifting people out of poverty in Africa.

And there is sort of this perverse incentive with the NGOs,

the poverty industrial complex, call it whatever you like.

Last thing they want to do is fix poverty because then the business stops and it's over.

I spent some time in Haiti.

We're actually doing real harm to Haiti.

Where

all the rice and

all that stuff is coming in.

It's coming in from charities.

Put farmers out.

They're not growing anything.

How could you possibly compete?

I mean,

it hurts.

Yeah.

But

I had another progressive friend on the show, and we were talking about the fact that capitalism is lifting all these people out of poverty.

You know, the World Bank says something like, in the last 30 years, we've halved the number of obscenely poor people in the world.

And by any measure, that has to be a good thing.

But what progressives are obsessed about,

but is it equal?

Is it fair?

Is it just that in the process of doing all of this, someone like Jeff Bezos is, I don't know how many billion he's worth these days, but he's worth a lot of money.

They don't like that.

And I even look at the data to take it a bit further.

There isn't actually a trade-off between equality in terms of income equality and prosperity.

Those things actually work and rise together in practice.

But again, we're making an economic argument.

How do we feed people?

We do it through free enterprise and taking that burden off of production of food and everything else.

And the other side is making an emotional argument that it just doesn't feel right.

How do you argue against that doesn't feel good?

I think

one way that I want to do it is we're going to go to Senegal and we're going to talk to people.

And

I want to sort of humanize the positive

effects of what free market capitalism actually brings to that.

This is something that Arthur Brooks and I talked about recently from AEI.

You You know, he's leaving AEI.

Did you know that, Stu?

Yeah, yeah, he's resigning.

He's going back to teach, right?

Yeah, he's going to Harvard.

And he is, boy, he is on it.

He is absolutely right.

He's got a new documentary that's coming out this spring that is really good where he went to different countries like Matt is doing now

and showing how the free market system is working where if you get rid of the cronyism and that's the problem the problem you know, Ronald Reagan said it best.

Washington is the problem.

It's not the answer.

It's the problem.

And if we just reduce our reliance on Washington and impose laws that make sure that nobody's gaming the system,

we're good.

But the problem is, is that these giant corporations can game the system because they have all this money.

They can spend it in Washington DC can you imagine if cakes and I think it should be this way cakes

somehow or another the Duncan Hind company

was was

had the money that Google had

you know your local bakeries had the money and the power and the clout in Washington that Google had you wouldn't have you wouldn't have any problems with bakers being forced to or not to bake whatever they wanted because they'd be writing all the laws.

But because bakers don't have that, they get whatever anybody wants to slap their way.

It doesn't happen that way with Google.

They get away with anything they want.

They're writing, you know, all this stuff about net neutrality.

They wrote that law.

And then they spent all the money and they had the search engine to help steer everybody into this feeling that we had to have net neutrality.

Remember, net neutrality, when it first started coming out, they said by what 2015, 2020, we wouldn't have any innovation, we wouldn't have anything good, it would all be slow speeds.

Everything they predicted, just like global warming, is not true.

Completely wrong.

Completely wrong.

Everything they warned about has turned the opposite way.

Correct.

And they're still trying to get it passed.

Why?

Why?

Because, just like global warming nonsense, it is all about control.

Absolute and total total control.

This is why you're seeing socialists come out and say, the thing we have to do, the most important thing we have to do is get this global warming, this green New Deal.

No, no, no.

That is not.

Read the bill.

It is not about global warming.

It is about economic fairness and economic justice.

That is, it states in the bill that its goal is to achieve economic and environmental justice.

By the way, net neutrality, you know, when it went away, it was going to be the end of the world.

We were all going to die and all the slip speeds were going to slow down.

Internet speeds in 2018 rose by 36%.

Wow.

They did 36% in a year

without net neutrality.

Unbelievable.

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And

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So Joe Biden is making his first public appearance as a new allegation of inappropriate conduct emerges.

But it's not, I mean, the one yesterday was, well, I, you know, I felt uncomfortable, but all my friends said I was lucky.

Well, then that's not, I mean, that's what are you acting?

What are you accusing him of then?

Right.

The fact that you felt that you didn't like it, and then you need to tell him at the time, hey, you know, you're in my personal space, man.

And he probably would have laughed.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

That's just the way I am.

And then it would have been over.

I mean,

these are not, this is not Weinstein accusations.

I mean,

you want to go after him.

There's a couple of things.

Next week, we're going to be doing a special.

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things that, things that they were looking for from Donald Trump, they got in Joe Biden.

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That's important.

He's making some people feel uncomfortable.

I mean, there's no sexual allegations here, just uncomfortability.

Get Get over it.

He's a creepy dude.

I agree with you.

It's creepy what he does.

I would say, stop it.

You have to say something.

But let me ask you this: what's more important that Bidenette here is, or Robinette Biden is

making eight women uncomfortable and he is actually very, very creepy and taking pictures, or the fact that the House has

voted 25 times

to not take a stand on infanticide.

They had another bill this week that just said you have to save the life of an infant that has been born and is outside of the mother.

25 times now, they have voted not to decide or debate or vote on it.

That's craziness.

You're listening to Glenn Beck.