'Alternative Facts' 1/23/17

1h 55m
-Celebrities and their mouths this weekend -How the Tea Party was hijacked -Ben Franklin vs The Vaginas -Thank you New York Times -Madonna wants to blow up The White House? -Should Madonna be investigated by the Secret Service? -Reason has become treason-Ashley Judd calls out the South? -Who is actually behind the protest marches? -Discovering a voice of reason on the left-Note to The White House: Alternative facts = Lies -President Trump needs to let some things go and the media needs to admit their bias -Remembering Obama's lies -Does Glenn use 'alternative facts?' One caller thinks so-Gwyneth Paltrow's strange advice to women -Ever tried a 'jade egg'? -Do we have an actual 'right' to health care? -PatandStu.com and today's Douche Hall of Fame vote -Understanding Upside.com -Glenn's Amex points could buy what exactly? -Frank Lloyd Wright was a jerk-Important vote today -One listener's interesting Christmas gift -A feminist calls the guys

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Hello, America, and welcome to the Glenn Beck program.

My.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm not at a loss for words for for what happened this weekend.

And we begin with a couple of celebrities and how the media reported on those celebrities.

We begin with Madonna and Ashley Judd right now.

The fusion of entertainment and enlightenment.

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Hello, America.

Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program.

We're so glad that you're here.

I'm just reading the front page of the Blaze, and I think this story is wrong.

Madonna's Mouth gets the attention of the Secret Service.

Can somebody check with the Blaze?

Because I've been reading this weekend the liberal side, the Huffington Post side of these rallies, and quite honestly, I think my head's going to pop.

I cannot believe the way these rallies have been treated by the press.

You want to know, press, why you have no trust in the center of the country.

This is it.

This is it.

This is astro turf at its best.

Remember when you tried to make the moms and the kids that just felt like they just wanted their voice to be heard felt like they were a tool of the GOP, which, I will have you know, after 2012 or leading up to 2012, it had become a tool of the GOP.

And that's why the Tea Party fell apart, because it was no longer,

it was AstroTurf.

It had been hijacked.

But for the first three or four years, that was absolutely moms and dads sitting next to each other,

teaching their kids, paying their own way.

So you have an AstroTurf and an impressive AstroTurf

anti-Trump rally.

But you don't mention that it's AstroTurf.

And the things that you

okayed

through your reporting, the things that you dismissed when you were on week-long hunts for someone with a gun, someone with a sign that said National Socialism, that Obamacare is national socialism,

and how you would twist that and make that into, see, you're calling him Hitler.

How you would search.

How you would bypass every cute child in the crowd.

I saw saw a headline today

of all of the cute children that were out holding signs.

You made sure you, every single story, had a picture of the guy who dressed up as Ben Franklin.

You would miss all the cute children.

You would miss all the real people.

And you would go to the one guy in the crowd that was dressed as Ben Franklin.

But I noticed you didn't concentrate on the women who were dressed as vaginas.

You want to know why the American people don't trust you?

There it is.

You have asked me into your own boardrooms.

What is it we're doing?

There it is.

Right there.

There it is.

You have two ways to go.

You can either heal and learn from the mistakes of the past and start to be neutral observers

or you can continue with your agenda and pretend you're neutral observers but you have to over correct

do you understand that you have to over correct to gain any trust

and i don't mean over correct by

by making them look bad.

I mean overcorrect by saying to us out

loud on the front page,

we get it.

We made huge mistakes.

And we have changes in our policies.

We've done it here.

We've done it here.

You called me a conspiracy theorist

for

talking about Russia and how Russia is involved.

That they are not a friend of the United States.

When you were playing footsies with Russia, you called me a conspiracy theorist.

When I said that the unions were involved with AstroTurf against the Tea Party,

you called me a conspiracy theorist.

You're going to call us a conspiracy theorist again, but you're going to have to call yourself.

Congratulations to the New York Times, and everyone should go and click on this story for the New York Times.

I'll give you the headline here in a second.

Everyone should be aware of what the New York Times ran this weekend.

They ran a story.

They looked at the 50 groups, the main groups that were involved in this women's march,

and they found the ties to George Soros.

All of them are tied to George Soros.

And they exposed that this is not

a spontaneous rally.

Now, that was one story out of many, but at least it was one.

Everything that we said,

every word that was scrutinized,

how we had to watch every single word.

And if we got one word misplaced, it would be in the headlines and it would be non-stop coverage for days.

How we would say, you took that out of context.

You have to play the whole thing.

You took it out of context.

And I don't mean the whole thing.

I mean three lines before it.

Or just to say, that was a comedy bit.

You would never give us the benefit of the doubt.

Yet Madonna comes out on Saturday, and let's start with what she had to say.

Yes,

I'm angry.

Yes, I am outraged.

Yes,

I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.

Now that's what she goes on.

But she goes on to say, but it go ahead, play the rest.

But I know

that this won't change anything okay stop okay

all right good

so what happens what happens the huffington post writes a story today that madonna says she was taking out of context because her whole her whole thing was about love blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah forgiven

excuse me

i am willing to say yes she was taken out of context Does she actually, has she actually been plotting

for the Secret Service?

Should they investigate her?

No, they shouldn't.

They said they were going to.

What?

They said they were going to...

That was it.

Did they say that?

Because, I mean, if you read the Blaze story, it pretty clearly says that that evidence came from a conspiracy site.

Yes.

The source for the supposed investigation came from a conspiracy site.

And, you know, they're essentially reporting on

because

that's what I had read, that it was a conspiracy website that started this nonsense.

There's no reason the Secret Service should investigate Madonna on this.

No.

And there is no reason, there is no reason that anyone should think that Madonna was actually saying

we should be violent or that that would cause someone to be violent.

But that wasn't what you said about us.

And we never said anything like that.

Right.

Even when all Sarah Palin said was that we should target

districts.

Correct.

She meant for electing someone else.

Right.

For defeating the incumbent.

How dare you,

the press, how dare you

lecture us about anything.

Honestly.

How dare you act rational about Madonna?

How dare you take it and apply logic to what she said?

How dare you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

You did exactly the right thing, but you never did it to us.

Never gave us the benefit of the doubt.

And I will tell you that you're going to sit around and go, that was completely logical.

There's nothing wrong with that story.

We reported it as it was.

Yes, you did.

But that's why I say you have have to over-correct.

You have to at least say, maybe in the past, we should have given the Tea Party credit when they didn't say things like this.

We still

went after Sarah Palin for the word targeting as if it was going to incite violence.

If we would have said anything like this, the whole weekend would have been non-stop coverage on how

we were violent extremists who were, you never know who's listening to you,

you never know who's out there listening.

You don't know.

Remember those lectures?

Oh, yeah.

We can't, we have to vent

this anger, honestly.

We have to be able to say, I'm really angry about this.

I'm really angry about this.

But I don't want to yell and scream at the press.

I want to beg the press, please, for the love of our country, for the love of stability,

please, please

listen to us.

Please listen to us.

Soon the door is going to close, I fear.

And anyone interested in actually having a real conversation and the media having a chance of bringing this back from the brink.

It's going to be over.

It's going to be over.

And let me tell you something.

These guys will win.

This,

as Van Jones tweeted, it took us eight years to get a crowd half this size under George W.

Bush.

This is day number one.

Why?

Because A,

the left knows, knows,

I believe Obama said this when he was leaving, that the left should do the Tea Party, should learn from the Tea Party.

They did.

They did.

What are they good at?

What are we bad at?

What are they good at?

We're bad at protests.

They're great at protests.

They are going to master what the Tea Party did.

Remember how unwieldy our first rallies were?

Do you remember how, after modeling, they got better and better and better?

They've used us as the model.

This one was unwieldy,

but they're going to learn.

And they have the organizing tools and all of the money in the world.

I'm afraid tomorrow I have to go back to my chalkboard.

We've been working on it this weekend.

We're going to give you some of the connections.

We're going to talk to the woman who wrote that article for the New York Times about the connections to George Soros and to radical Islam

and

have a talk with her.

Tomorrow, I'm bringing the chalkboard in because the connections are there.

And if you want to call me a conspiracy theorist again, you can.

I'm not going to accuse anybody of anything.

I'm just going to point out the facts

because somebody has to.

And perhaps, perhaps, someone in the media will listen.

I don't know if they will.

But there's no such thing, and I'm sorry.

Donald Trump,

you made a mistake by mocking them.

Please don't mock them.

You were on their side while we were going through this.

You were helped funding the anti-Tea Party stuff with Harry Reid.

So you don't know how we felt.

But we felt horrible when they mocked us and they didn't listen to us.

Please don't do that.

It will only ratchet it up more.

And I know that there are people, Steve Bannon calls himself a Leninist.

Not that he's a national socialist.

He is a nationalist.

But what he believes in is that Lenin was right.

Burn the entire thing down.

They want a war.

I'm not saying Trump does, does, but Bannon definitely does.

He's on record saying it.

He wants an internal war between the press and the people.

I don't.

I don't.

I want reason to rule again.

Unfortunately, reason has become treason.

That has to change.

That rhymed.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

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That was a a good

idea.

It rhymed so people will remember it more easily.

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New season of the Glenn Beck program.

Welcome to it.

Glad you're here.

We thought we'd start this season.

Usually we start on January 3rd, but we thought we'd start the new season this year with a new season with the president.

Fresh start for everything.

And I even went the extra mile for a stew and got him a fireplace and got up early and built a roaring fire.

And you're still cold.

I mean, I'll switch places with you.

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I'm not throwing off as much heat as you might think.

Really?

Yeah.

It's, I mean, we can put a fan in it or something to bring out some of the heat.

Yeah, I love to do that.

Not effective.

Not effective.

It was good to see that the left wanted wanted a fresh start, too.

And that's,

they were, they were great over the weekend in fresh starts, weren't they?

They were

wonderful.

They were wonderful.

It's such a weird strategy.

It's so weird that

the tea party just didn't catch on, except for any place except the old iron, behind the iron curtain and Italy.

But all of a sudden, on inauguration weekend, the entire world spontaneously

got together amazing

that is amazing such a weird approach i mean they really have uh it just shows that this is just naked partisanship yes because i mean if you look at donald trump objectively the man has offered a 680 billion dollar paid maternity leave program funded by the federal government for women There has never been a more opportunity for the left to get things out of a Republican president than this guy.

I mean, he's so heavily influenced by his daughter, who is with the women's march people on all of these issues, and yet they still act like it's the apocalypse.

I mean, you'd think.

Play Ashley Judd.

Play Ashley Judd.

Do we have time?

By the way, we have the woman who wrote the...

Don't.

We don't have time.

We have the woman coming up next, Azra Nomani.

She is the woman who wrote the story for the New York Times about the connections to George Soros and the radical left.

It was 15 years ago today

that

Danny Pearl was kidnapped and executed.

He left to go to the Middle East from her house.

We're going to talk to her.

We might talk a little bit about Daniel Pearl as well, but she wrote a very brave article on who's actually behind this big march.

And

if the press wants to have any credibility,

they have to report this

and

start being neutral.

And if the press on the right wants to have any credibility, we also have to report the things that are not necessarily good for our side.

There has to be someone with credibility.

This is the Glenn Beck program.

Mercury.

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Here is Ashley Judd from this weekend.

Nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city.

Maybe the South actually is going to rise again.

Maybe for some, it never really fell.

Blacks are still in shackles and graves just for being black.

Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin.

I am not as nasty

as a swastika painted on a pride flag.

And I didn't know devils could be resurrected, but I feel Hitler in these streets.

She's not as nasty as he's not as demonstrated.

Keep in mind,

she's comparing him to devils and Hitler, but she's not as nasty as he is.

And when she said, I feel Hitler in the streets, I thought, well, you're kind of the one in the street right now.

Right.

Reciting awful poetry that I think the Nazis wouldn't have even done.

I saw

in the New York Times.

Congratulations to the New York Times for running this story.

It is by Azra Nomani.

She is a former Wall Street Journal reporter.

Here's the headline.

Billionaire George Soros has ties to more than 50 partners of the women's march on Washington.

What is the link between one of Hillary Clinton's largest donors and the women's march?

Turns out it's quite significant.

That's the headline.

Ozra is with us now to tell us a little bit about the connections.

Ozra, thank you for writing this story.

Oh my gosh, Glenn, you must be thinking, see, I'm not crazy.

Somebody else has figured it out.

I know.

You felt lonely, right?

Yes, I did.

Now it's your turn to feel lonely.

Yeah, I got to tell you, it is a machine out there that wants to shut down this conversation.

I just got done telling one of my fellow journalists,

a woman who supports the march, you know, there are supposed to be no sacred cows in journalism, and that includes the women's march, and that includes George Soros.

And what's she saying?

They tell me that I am biased.

And, you know, and I say to them, but this is what this is the point.

The Women's March was a biased march.

I mean, Ashley Judd, when I was looking back at another spreadsheet I'm doing on the speakers, was a clear Hillary Clinton supporter.

So she said, she has a famous quote during the campaign, are there any other qualified candidates?

Absolutely, but I think Hillary Clinton is the most overqualified candidate we've had since Thomas Jefferson or George Washington.

So they put forward this march as a women's march, but really it was just for women who are anti-Trump.

And that's what I was noticing because I had come out of the closet right after the election and wrote a piece for the Washington Post that I, as a Muslim, a woman, an immigrant, had voted for Trump.

And I did so largely influenced by eight years of

burying our heads in the sand on the issue of Islamic extremism.

Many other Muslims have also voted the same way because

because we're fed up of the Saudis and Qatar and the Organization of Islamic Cooperation, you know, shoving this extremist interpretation of Islam down our throats.

And so then when this women's march emerged, I thought, you know what, I'm a feminist, I'm for women's rights, but I noticed that there wasn't any room for people who didn't agree with the platform of Hillary Clinton and

the very strong identity politics of the left.

And there are many of us who are liberal who refuse that politics.

And so I started doing my investigating and that's how I've got this spreadsheet that folks can view.

I've got it open on Google Docs, that

amazing

technology that we can use today.

And I saw the numbers and I saw that there is a real bias in this march and we should be honest about it.

So what was the reaction first from the New York Times?

Was it hard to get the Times to write this?

Or

the wonderful thing is that Tina Brown,

a former publisher and editor at the Daily Beast, Vanity Fair, has created this platform at the New York Times called Women in the World.

And it is a unique place where voices of

I believe the spectrum of analysis is allowed in a way that it's not even allowed on the pages of the

opinion pages of the New York Times anymore.

And so fortunately, we've got these outlets where we can still have

the kind of

straight,

clear reporting and analysis that I tried to present with this piece.

So where are you going from here with this?

Because one of the co-chairs, and I think you point this out in your article, is someone that you know, most people would not look to as somebody who is

looking at a favorable view of of Islam from the Western point of view.

Yeah, the person you're speaking about, one of the co-chairs is Linda Sarsour, and she has

been a really

polarizing and

controversial figure in our Muslim community

as well as in the country.

There is a photo in which she has a young boy with rock in his hand aimed toward Israeli soldiers and her message on this photo is

that this is an image of courage.

And so

I have

been aware of

the way that you, for example, and many other people have been targeted by individuals like Linda Sarsour,

including myself.

I've also been a target, you know, from the left to the right.

We've been targets when we have a serious conversation about Islamic extremism.

You know, Glenn, I know you're a very understated person, right?

Yeah, that's me.

You know, and so you have your flourishes, right, and how you present information, but I know that I've read your work, I've followed your work, and I know that at the heart of it is, you know, a very sincere effort to try to educate people about an extremist ideology inside of Islam.

And we need to have that conversation.

But you have been targeted, Bill Maher has been targeted, you know, from the left to the right.

And I call these individuals the honor brigade.

They silence anybody who

defames the supposed honor of Islam.

And so Linda Sarsour has been a character in

this network.

And my effort now is to try to

really expose the workings of this network that has existed for the last 15 years since the 9-11 attacks, and brings us to this place where we're still debating whether there's an Islam in Islamic extremism, and whether we're still debating whether there's an Islam in the Islamic State.

And to me, all these issues come together because, you know, 15 years ago, my colleague and friend Danny Pearl was kidnapped off the streets of Pakistan.

I was pregnant

by a boyfriend there in Pakistan.

I didn't even know it as I waved goodbye to Danny.

My boyfriend bailed on me that day, and so I was left single.

I was a criminal as a woman, according to the interpretations of Islam that are put forward by the government of Pakistan.

And then Danny was murdered because he was Jewish.

And so there is a casualty for women, for others, if we don't deal with this issue of Islamic extremism.

And my hope and intention as a journalist is to try to show the propaganda that silences this conversation,

including you, Glenn.

So, Azra, where do you go from here?

Because

I am trying to change my tone, not my principles, but change my tone,

and to admit my mistakes and

to really try to listen.

But it's going to take people on the other side to do the same thing.

And I saw this march this weekend, and I thought Donald Trump is going to go to war with the press, and the press is going to go to war with him, and the left, the activists will stir it up on the streets, and we're in trouble.

We're just, the hate is just going to grow more and more out of control.

Are you seeing any movement at all from the liberal circles in the press that are starting to say, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Maybe we have some of this wrong?

Well, you know, first I want to say, you know, thank you for your own personal journey to coming to this place because, you know, we all do that.

Like, you know, we have, we're passionate about issues.

Our voices express it.

And I appreciate the soul searching that you've done and sharing it with people.

I think that takes a lot of moral courage.

And I just want to thank you for that.

You know, and the fact that we're even having this conversation, you know, Glenn, you and me, we're both of completely different identities.

But I really do believe that we both stand on this middle path where we don't want to be

pulled and stretched by the extremes.

We all grow in our lives.

You evolve, I evolve, we all evolve, and I think it's on us.

I don't know if we can have much hope in a lot of our media outlets, but I do know that I hear personally, secretly, from fellow journalists who thank me for the work that I'm doing because they're sick and tired of the bias also.

You know,

I couldn't even watch CNN's coverage of the women's march.

I can barely,

you know, watch anything but C-SPAN nowadays, right?

Because it's just

the raw fact.

Yeah.

And Glenn, it's on us.

You know, I really believe that, you know, we have to be the civility we want to see in the world to

use the Mahatma Gandhi quote, quote,

but continue

to have very clear analysis, like not pull our punches, you know, when it comes to clear reporting.

And

I want to

invite everyone to also

walk on that middle path with us and not engage in name-calling or vitriol, but really be the civility we want to see.

Ezra, I hope we get a chance to meet someday.

I'm

a huge fan of your courage, and I truly believe courage is contagious.

We just have to see more examples

around us, and people will join in.

And

I'm so grateful that the New York Times gave you the space to run this article and that you took the time to do the research on it and spoke the truth.

Thank you so much.

No, and thank you, Glenn, for your courage, because it takes a lot to grow in this world, and you're always doing it as we all are.

Thank you.

Asra

Nomani, she is a former writer with the Wall Street Journal and now with the New York Times, who wrote a fantastic article that everyone should look up, comment on, like,

share so the New York Times sees that there is hunger for this.

Billionaire George Soros has ties to more than 50 partners of the women's march in Washington.

What is the link between Hillary's largest donor and the women's march?

Turns out it's quite significant.

A huge story for the New York York Times to run.

It doesn't seem to be a conspiracy theory anymore.

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This is, I find it amazing that this woman was allowed to write this in the New York Times.

Billionaire George Soros has ties to more than 50 partners of the Women's March on Washington.

She lays them out.

The executive director of the American Humanist Association, a March

partner, told me his organization was nonpartisan, but has, quote, many concerns about the incoming Trump administration that include what they see as a misogynist approach to women.

Nick Fish, national program director of American Atheists, another March partner, told me this is not partisan.

Dennis Wiley, pastor of the Covenant Baptist United Church of Christ, another partner, returned my call and said it's not a partisan march.

Really?

Unitewomen.org, another partner, features videos with hashtags, quote, I'm with, I mean, hashtag I'm with her, hashtag Dems in Philly, and hashtag thanks Obama.

Following the money, I poured through the documents of billionaire George Soros and his open society philanthropy because I wondered what's the link between one of Hillary's largest donors and the women's march.

I found out plenty.

But a draft of my research, which I'm opening up for crowdsourcing on Google Docs, Soros has funded or has relationships with at least 56 of the march's partners, including key partners, Planned Parenthood, which opposes Trump's anti-abortion policy, the National Resource Defense Council, which opposes Trump's environmental policies, and other Soros ties with women's march organizations.

See, this is the deal.

You couldn't write this about the Tea Party.

When the Tea Party first started,

and really all the way through until the GOP started co-opting some of them,

you couldn't write this.

They didn't have groups behind them.

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A lot to cover today.

We want to talk a little bit about

alternate facts.

Do alternate facts exist, or

in a world where reason is not treason, they are just

lies

we'll decide and then

Chuck Todd you wanted to know why the president would send somebody out with a lie and you wanted as the press wanted to get to that right away

but

did you notice all the other lies that have been told in the last eight years?

They don't make these lies right, understand.

but it also makes you look like a total hypocrite.

And that's where I want to begin right now.

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If you're watching the program

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Glad you're here.

Let's start with alternative facts.

Now,

Chuck Todd

and the rest of the media,

there are, I'm trying to, I don't want to critique you.

What I want to do

is

see if you will look at things from a different point of view.

How am I doing, Pat?

It's pretty good so far.

Better than I could have done.

Yes.

So I want you to look at it from a different point of view.

I need you to look at

the way half of the country, if you're trying to figure out why don't we have any credibility,

then it requires you to do some actual soul searching and not talk to the people in your office because, as Einstein said,

the people who created the problem cannot solve the problem.

So come out of that echo chamber and let's have a discussion.

This is a good example.

When you said to Kellyanne Conway this weekend, this and you did not answer the question.

I did answer the question.

No, you did not.

You did not answer the question of why the president asked the White House press secretary to come out in front of the podium for the first time

and utter a falsehood.

Why did he do that?

It undermines the credibility of the entire White House press office on day one.

Stop.

When you said that, about

40% of your available audience did this.

You have got to be kidding me.

And here's why.

Lie after lie after lie came out of the White House press room during the Obama administration.

And you all sat there like bumps on the log, and

you either reported it or you just let it slide

and some of us were saying guys

you cannot do this because the next guy if you let this go the next guy will be even worse

now here's how kellyan conway answered that proving by point so don't be so overly dramatic about it chuck what it you're saying it's a falsehood and they're giving sean spicer our press secretary gave alternative facts to that.

But the point is...

Donald.

What?

Alternative facts?

So good.

Those are lies.

Wow.

And what they're talking about is, and this is the most ridiculous lie.

Why, Donald?

Why would you do this?

Donald Trump set the press secretary out to say this was the largest crowd of any inauguration ever.

No, it wasn't.

The pictures clearly show it wasn't.

But it doesn't matter.

First of all, it was the first black president

inaugurated in Washington, D.C.

It was historic for African Americans alone.

People who wanted to bring their kids there to see history the first time it had ever happened.

I got news for you.

Except for the last one, every single one of them was a white guy.

Almost every single one of them was a rich white guy.

There was no first tier.

Yes, it was, you could say that it was historic in different ways, but not the way it was with Obama.

Plus, it was in the District of Columbia.

A,

very heavy black population.

B, the surrounding area is flame-throwing liberal.

It leans liberal, definitely progressive.

Of course, he had a bigger crowd.

If you would have done the inauguration in

Texas,

you would have had a bigger crowd.

Yeah,

Trump earned 4% of the vote in Washington, D.C.

Four.

Yeah.

So of course, of course, he's not going to have as big a crowd.

It's meaningless.

It doesn't mean anything about his presidency.

It doesn't mean anything about the.

It doesn't mean that people aren't inspired by him.

It means absolutely nothing.

Nothing, which is

a flexing something else.

Everybody who voted for you, Donald, everybody, I shouldn't say everybody, a lot of people, they despise Washington, D.C.

now.

They don't like the Capitol.

They don't like the people in the Capitol.

They're sick of it.

They think the whole thing is corrupt.

Why would they be going to Washington?

They want to see you as the outsider, not as the grand insider.

So they don't, they're not connected to it.

It's different than it was with Ronald Reagan.

And it's meaningless, Donald Trump.

It's meaningless.

I should start calling him Mr.

President.

It's meaningless.

It says nothing about you.

It says nothing about your administration.

But to send somebody out to lie

does say something about you and not good things.

Why would you do that?

Why?

Stop it, please.

For the sake of the Republic, for the sake of your administration, stop with the easy lies.

You're not going to get away with them.

I mean, I know Barack Obama, you can keep your doctor.

If you like your doctor, you can keep it.

That was a lie, but it wasn't even an easy lie.

You got to stop, and you got to be president.

Now, back to Chuck Todd.

Chuck,

are you out of your mind?

Really?

I like you.

I like Meet the Press.

I think you guys have credibility.

Whatever's left of credibility in Washington, you have some.

Please

know that when you say things like that,

you need to say, look,

I know the press let a lot of stuff slip with Barack Obama.

But we've talked about it here, and there's a new era.

If we had Obama to do over again, there there are some things that we wouldn't do.

Do you notice that the press asks me every single time you say you're sorry?

Can you be specific about what?

What was it that you said that you didn't like?

Every single time for five years, they've been doing that to me.

I finally said, I'm not saying it anymore.

You go look up.

I've done plenty of interviews everywhere.

Look those things up.

I'm done.

You've never said it, Chuck.

Nobody in the media has said these are the mistakes we made.

That would go so

far, too.

Because the thing is, being critical of Chuck Todd on this particular clip we just played is a little weird because he didn't do anything wrong on that clip.

Nope.

He handled that the correct way.

Kelly Ann Conway is doing something she should not be doing.

Correct.

Which, I mean, I understand it's your job to like president.

Kelly Ann.

She's a very nice person behind the scenes.

I don't necessarily agree with what she's doing now publicly, but I like her behind her.

You probably met her on the Cruise campaign.

She worked for a Cruz Super PAC.

Yeah.

And so, but I mean, the idea here is that

I understand it's your job to defend the president, but to come out and with alternative facts, it's bizarre.

And it should be wrong.

And I guarantee you, everyone here, there would be 100% agreement.

If Barack Obama or Josh Ernest came out and said, by the way, yeah, I know every piece of evidence points to A, but we're giving you B as an an alternative fact.

I mean, they did it constantly.

We didn't accept it even when they didn't define it as an alternative fact.

They just said it was the truth.

It was wrong then, it's wrong now.

And Chuck Todd is right to call her out on this, but he should have been doing it more and should, I think, take the extra step and say, look, we did let that stuff slide.

That would go so far for people

on the right to say, look, okay, well, at least they're acknowledging that they did these things wrong before as well.

You can't just stop and say, oh,

I'm this.

No, what got you there?

Where was your pivot point?

Now you've said you have a logical pivot point.

Your pivot point is, we just got our ass handed to us, and it's because nobody trusts us.

Okay,

why don't people trust us?

Well, it's Russia.

It's not Russia.

It's you.

You know, when somebody used to break up, or you'd break up with somebody, and

you would always say, Look,

it's not you, it's me.

I want you to know that you can't say that with this breakup.

It is you.

It's not us.

It's you.

And all you have to do is come, if you want to start the relationship again, say, here are the mistakes that I made.

And you're going to have to do that almost all the time for a while.

Trust me, it's taken me five years.

You're going to have to say that for a while before people go, oh, okay.

I still yesterday tweeted so much stuff about the press,

and I still said, Look,

I recognize the problems I've made.

Is there anyone in the press that will recognize the problems they are currently making?

It's out of control.

And what people will say is, well, what lies?

What lies exactly?

Well,

we've compiled a few.

Literally,

just a few.

Very few.

Very few.

So we'll...

There's hundreds of people.

Would you do me a favor?

Could we post them someplace?

Could we maybe do a tweet storm on just the lies from one of you guys?

Yeah.

It's happened before.

You know, where were you then?

We'll accept you now if you will

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We'll give you some of them coming up in a second.

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Some of the things he did right after he was sworn in, that was kind of exciting, wasn't it?

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No, Stu?

But did you see what he was saying?

I didn't say now.

Executive orders, day one.

There you go.

Day one.

Yeah.

But he was repealing executive orders, was he not?

Yeah, one of the repeals that he made was like a

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I just want to show the press some of the things that were said by Barack Obama that you were silent on.

And this is what we heard.

And we wondered why you didn't stop and say, hey, that wasn't true.

Here's just a couple of things you can keep your plan if you are satisfied with it if you like the plan you have you can keep it okay if you like your plan we knew that that wasn't true from the very beginning we knew that wasn't true

again right you didn't get there until it was too late you could have done the homework that we did and said read the bill there's no way you'll be able to keep your doctor there's no way but you didn't you called us conspiracy theorists until it was too late.

But once you got there and it was too late, it no longer mattered.

It had already passed.

I'm in this race to tell the lobbyists in Washington that their days of setting the agenda

are over.

They have not funded my campaign.

They will not work in my White House.

They won't work in his life, other than the 64 he hired to work in his White House.

And the number one person that went to visit him was Richard Trumpka.

And number two, I think, was SEIU.

Andy Stern.

I mean,

Andy Stern and his people.

And where were you on the Trumpka saying, I talked to the White House every single day?

Where were you on that?

When we were debating health care, who was pushing it?

SEIU and the AFL-CIO.

And they were in touch with the White House every single day, but you didn't report on that.

And when you did report on the fact that he was not going to put any of these lobbyists in the White House, it was very small and almost angelic.

Well, no president can really do that at the very beginning.

At least that's the way I remember it.

Now, here's the next one.

As a society, we choose to underinvest in decent schools.

We allow poverty to fester so that entire neighborhoods offer no prospect for gainful employment.

Not true.

We refuse to fund drug treatment and mental health programs.

And here it comes.

No.

We flood communities with so many guns that it is easier for a teenager to buy a glap than get his hands on a computer or even a book.

I mean, that's absolutely ridiculous.

Where were you?

That was racist.

That was ludicrous.

Where were you on that?

That is the most outrageous thing you can say.

At a time when

country was trying to get our arms around school shootings, the president comes out and says it's easier to get a Glock than a book or a computer.

Now, here's what you're thinking.

What, he didn't take that.

He didn't mean that literally.

You just listen to the overall message.

He didn't mean that literally.

Well, wait a minute.

Isn't that the argument that Trump people are saying?

He doesn't mean that literally.

It's the overall direction.

Why is it okay for your side to say, I've been thinking a lot about bombing the White House and them not being marked as a terrorist?

But if somebody on the right would have said, I'm thinking about blowing up the White House, they would have forever been marked as a terrorist.

And if you don't think that's true, Sarah Palin, we're targeting these districts.

That's the problem, Press.

It's not that complex.

You don't need a focus group.

It's not that complex.

And if there isn't someone,

if there isn't someone with the authority, I warn you,

either this president or the next president will start to say we need to license reporters and journalists.

We need to shut down those outlets that are telling alternative facts.

Now, those alternative facts are only get to be designated by the person in power.

Press.

You think you have the handle on the truth, but someday there will be someone in that office who says, that's not the truth.

What I say is the truth.

And I will deem what you can report and what you can't.

Now, you will believe this now,

but I've been saying the same thing and warning you of this under Barack Obama.

Not about Obama.

That it will be him, or the next guy, or the next guy after.

I don't know who it will be.

It will be this president, the next one, or the next one after if we don't fix A, the civility, and plant reason firmly in in her seat.

Back in a minute.

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I'm going to go to Bill in North Carolina.

Hello, Bill.

You're on the Glenbeck program.

Thank you so much for taking my call, Glenn.

I enjoy the show very much.

Thank you.

And I'd like to offer just a little bit different perspective.

And just you can take it for what it is.

All right.

When I listen to your show,

and

your show is based on alternative facts.

I get a lot of quote-unquote facts from the news.

I get quote unquote, I get facts from my liberal and progressive friends here in good old Chapel Hill, North Carolina, which is floating with them.

And I use the information that I gather from your show, my own research, other shows on talk radio here in Raleigh that

as an alternate, as alternate facts.

That's what I say they are.

You have facts.

I have alternate facts.

No, there's an interpretation.

No,

you can know.

There's a different analysis in the existing facts.

There might be additional facts.

Is that what you mean?

Additional facts?

There's additional facts, and they're just absolute alternatives to the facts that are given in other places.

And you've done it, Rush, does it?

Other people do it.

You have to give me an example.

Well, I went back and listened to the videos in the wee hours this morning.

I watched the press secretary come out and do a thing.

And then I also watched, but it was after I watched this ridiculous exchange, and I used the term ridiculous carefully with Chuck Todd and

Kellyn Carlson.

Conway.

So when I went back and tried to listen carefully, some of the things he said was it was the most viewed inauguration worldwide, is what I heard him say.

And that also the alternative facts were the number of people that had traveled to the area.

We know here in North Carolina, we had thousands of people that they witnessed thousands of people that couldn't even get on the mall, which is fine.

But the alternative facts were we had a lot of people who couldn't even get in.

And you're presenting the fact that it wasn't real represented was the fact there's a picture that was taken that had less people in it.

He would have given an alternative set of facts saying, we know the number of people that had traveled to the area.

We know the number of people.

I'm sure he got that wrong wrong too but but he got i mean those weren't factual either the numbers he quoted on the dc metro were not accurate yeah um but we've known since the million man march that the the national park service doesn't give numbers we don't know i didn't say look we're not we're not look we we're not on we're on your side on this i think it's a stupid argument to have because it doesn't matter it says nothing about president trump or his support nothing even if 15 people were there i wouldn't say anything but that's not what he was talking about.

He did mention that there were people that couldn't get in.

He did mention all of that.

Which was, by the way,

also not backed up by facts.

But that is what he is saying.

But Bill, he said it was the most, it was the largest inauguration in attendance ever.

Now,

what I heard was, and you can correct me, go back and play it again, and correct me if it's not.

We're about to.

Yeah, that he said that this was the most viewed.

No,

he said that that was an additional.

He said that too, but then you would be selecting facts and playing the game.

We have to deal with the fact of: is this the largest attended inaugural address ever?

The answer is no.

The additional fact is it doesn't matter.

And it shouldn't be.

It doesn't

bizarre if it was.

Right.

It would be bizarre if it was.

But

here's what the press secretary said.

So the inaugural proceedings were intentionally framed in a way in one particular tweet to minimize the enormous support that had gathered on the national market.

In one

particular

tweet.

Now, it probably was wrongly cited in one particular tweet.

One particular tweet.

He didn't even cite whose.

We really need to have our president take a step back and look at a bigger picture than one particular tweet.

Go ahead.

It was the most propagated.

It doesn't matter.

It's one particular tweet.

And there's more.

Of course.

This was the first time our nation's been in the world.

Stop.

Not true.

Not true.

In 2013, they used them.

I mean, again, there's pictures all over the internet from the time that they used the same floor coverings in 2013.

So multiple inaccuracies here.

That had the effect of highlighting any areas where people were not standing on years past.

But the grass eliminated this visual.

That's not

the first time the fencing and magnetometers went as far back on the wall, preventing hundreds of thousands of people from being able to access them all as quickly as they had in inaugurations past.

That's true.

Secret Service says they did not use them.

Wow.

They did not use them.

Also, yeah, I mean,

they did not use them.

Secret Service denies the use of magnetometers to reporters.

I mean,

a caller from North Carolina today did say that they had checkpoints that were manned by MPs, that they only had two people on each side letting people in individual, and that they were using different devices to check people coming in.

And that's why they stood there for four hours before they went back out.

And it does seem an avenue to watch.

They did have some security checkpoints.

However, they've had security checkpoints in the past.

So I would imagine they weren't.

Okay, go ahead.

Next one.

Inaccurate numbers involving crowd size were also tweeted.

No one had numbers because the National Park Service, which controls the National Mall, does not put any out outside

audience to ever witness an inauguration period.

The largest audience to ever witness

an inauguration period.

Untrue,

we went back and said later that he talks about the online presence.

It says witness.

But there's not, there's no

number to measure the online viewers.

Right.

And there's,

you can't measure that.

And I will tell you that I would have a hard time.

I mean, look, Bill, you seem like a reasonable guy.

It is very reasonable.

I'm a numbers guy.

Right.

It's very reasonable to say that Barack Obama was a historic first, left, right, it doesn't matter.

That there were people who were there just because of it.

There were people in Africa that wanted to see the first African American elected president, like huge swaths of people all around the world that will never watch another inauguration, just watched it because it was almost like the man on the moon will you agree with me

of course absolutely so it may it doesn't even stand to reason to say that it was the most watched ever i'll give you an alternative theory to that too because this okay an alternative theory hang on alternative theory i'll give it blow up Honestly, people were watching this thing on their phones.

People watched it on their on their computers.

Trust me, where I work, they were everywhere on the computers watching this thing all day long because they were waiting for something to blow up.

They were waiting for the protests to do something ridiculous.

They were waiting for somebody to take a shot.

They were watching this thing in numbers that I definitely did not see with the last two, even at the same job, even for something that historic.

It had nothing to do with the history as much as it had to do with theatrics.

It had to do with the fact that they wanted to see something blow up.

But again,

but that's your experience.

That's your experience.

Those are not national numbers.

Those are not.

That's your experience.

And quickly,

My experience was, I will tell you that my experience was just the exact opposite.

Nobody around here watched it.

Nobody watched it.

Nobody watched it.

But that's my experience.

I mean, I understand.

That's my experience.

Even in Liberal Chapel Hill, it was loaded with people watching this guy.

Some people cussing at their screen.

Yeah.

Some people just, I mean, talking about it

for the rest of the day, that's all they talk about.

But again,

that is your experience.

If you're an

audience, yeah.

I mean, that's anecdotal evidence, which is not, you know, again, like, we know from TV ratings that it was, I believe, the fifth most watched, which is still good, right?

I mean, there's nothing wrong with being the future.

Nobody around here watches TV anymore.

Nobody does.

We're Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.

Bill,

I know.

Can I ask you?

I thought you were a numbers guy, not an emotion guy.

Yeah, I mean, it seems like everything, every time I bring up a number, we get something that's not a number from the numbers guy.

I have another number.

Wait, wait, wait.

Bill is numbers.

Bill, can I ask a question?

Yes.

Why does this matter so much?

I think for those of us who watch this thing blow up, and you give a different perspective on the Trump presidency than some of the other people, obviously, on Paul Freyhead.

And

the gauntlet that was thrown down,

yes, it wasn't pretty.

It wasn't smart to a certain extent.

It wasn't perfect by a long shot.

But to come out of the gate and say, we're just not going to lay lay down and take a whip and

let you just roll over us when you didn't do anything for the last eight years with what you just played right before it came on.

That's good.

You know, it's just, there are a lot of people out here that are just obviously fed up with you.

You're right.

It's not the best way to go about it, especially when you're throwing out a bunch of people.

So I think, okay, you can't be fed up with facts.

I mean, facts are facts.

Facts are facts.

So, Bill, I think I understand what you're saying, and I think it plays into what Matt is about to say.

Matt in Florida, go ahead.

You're on the Glenbeck program.

Matt, are you there?

Okay, Matt's not there.

What he was going to say was: Trump exaggerates because the press exaggerates.

Well, my mother used to say, two wrongs don't make a right.

And so we can't, if you want to have credibility, you can't exaggerate.

And you can't be emotional about it.

Now, I know I'm an emotional guy.

I get it.

But this times are too serious

If we're going to come together ever,

then

we have to agree that there is such a thing as measurements, as facts, as math.

There wasn't such a thing as math to Barack Obama.

Right.

I mean,

it was immoral and un-American to raise the deficit, and he doubled it in eight years.

Math is math.

First of all, fact check.

You're an emotional guy, zero Pinocchios.

You nailed that one.

Secondly, okay, because we could talk about every radio station you've heard when the internet started coming on used to say things like, we broadcast worldwide on the internet because theoretically someone in Uganda could, I guess, turn on the radio station in your local town.

It was a sort of a BS claim and wanted to make you sound bigger.

And that's sort of what Spicer's doing here, right?

Like, okay, because he said after he said period in the clip we played, he said both in person and worldwide.

So he said in person as the biggest ever.

Period.

Period.

However,

those are claims, the worldwide claim, yes, we don't know the exact amount of people who streamed it on God only knows how many sites were out there with technology that wasn't available previously.

You know, you can make claims like that.

But here's one you can't make.

Okay.

This is a quote from Sean Spicer.

We know that 420,000 people used the DC Metro public transit yesterday, which actually compares to 317,000 that used it for President Obama's last inaugural.

Okay.

The actual numbers for President Obama's last inaugural was 783,000, not 317.

So 783,000, he lied completely on that number.

And for Trump, it wasn't 420,000, it was 571,000.

So Obama 2013, 783,000.

Trump this year, 571,000.

Then 1.1 million for Obama in 2009.

So 1.1 million is double Trump's number from this past week.

The actual number for an average day on the DC Metro is 639,000 trips, which is more than Trump's from the inauguration day.

Does that mean anything about Trump's presidency?

No, it means nothing.

He might be the greatest president of all time.

Who cares if local people in that area where he got 4% of the vote showed up to his inauguration?

Who cares?

The point is, why lie about it when you have actual people in organizations that report the numbers all the time?

He's trying to do something different, Glenn.

There's another goal here.

And remember, all of that that you heard was in a prepared statement.

It wasn't like he was caught off guard with some random question where he tried to fudge his way through it.

That was a prepared statement to start the press conference.

All right, so look.

It's insanity.

So here's what's happened.

Here's what's happened.

What were we planning on talking about this hour?

Do you remember?

I don't listen to you in the break, so no.

I know.

Do you remember?

This hour.

Chuck Todd and the press.

Yeah.

And the way the press has turned this around.

I made one comment at the top, and we talked about it before we went on the air.

Should we mention

what Spicer said?

Yes, because we have to be fair.

We have to say he did that.

Now, let's concentrate on Chuck Todd.

The calls are all coming in about Spicer and defending the alternative fact.

Do you see what you've just done?

Donald Trump has taken the argument away.

You are defending

a alternative fact instead of saying,

look at how the press has reported this.

It's foolish.

You're giving them ammunition.

Just

be happy with the facts as they are.

It was strong enough.

It was good.

It doesn't have to be God.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, she loves women.

She suggests that

women go out and buy a jade egg

and

put it someplace and leave it there all day.

Oh, really?

Yeah, it's a bizarre story.

Gwyneth Paltrow, what happened?

Was she always this weird...

And by the way, did you see the video of what's his name?

Shia LaBeouf or LaBiff or Shia LaBeouf.

Yeah.

Or Biff or Biff.

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Yeah,

there's a couple of stories.

Jeffy just read the Gwyneth Paltrow story.

It's fantastic, isn't it, Jeffy?

It is great.

It's fantastic.

It is.

We are living on an alternate universe.

Do not look it up, Pat.

Do not know.

I don't do.

Then I have to start there.

Then I have to start there.

Then I'm going to start right here.

I'm going to start with it.

I'm going to start with it.

I'll get to the Rand Paul thing.

It wasn't long ago when Gwyneth Paltrow raved about the benefits of.

I'm going to be very technical here.

Probably not a good idea.

It's not a good idea.

I have no idea what it is.

With a steaming of your private parts.

How's that?

Okay.

For women.

Wait, steam?

Steaming.

Non-scientifically proven process of sitting over a hot pot of boiling water filled with herbs for up to 45 minutes.

I told you, man.

I told you that.

really?

Come on.

Yes.

Women should do that.

Sit over a hot pot of boiling water with herbs for 45 minutes to cleanse your uterus.

That's awesome.

And to balance your female

hormone levels.

Oh, my God.

People will do anything.

Oh, my gosh.

She is.

She's crazy.

I can't tell you the number of times I came home and found my wife standing on top of our stove.

Boil you water.

I said, honey,

she doesn't even.

Well, I said, honey, why don't you come down off the stone?

Oh, no, I've got another five minutes.

Is it cleansing time again?

I have to tell you something.

It's the third time this week.

That doesn't sound safe or sanitary.

No, does it?

No, neither one of those two things.

No.

I mean, the burns that one might get.

What a dumb thing.

I mean, boiling water, too.

I mean,

pops off.

Oh, no, it's bad.

That's a bad.

I mean,

it will go above the water level.

Like, there's bubbles.

Okay,

she doesn't say hot water.

She doesn't say, you know, that's hot.

Okay, she doesn't say boiling.

Okay.

So, most recently, her lifestyle website, Goop,

which

is a little bit more.

She has a lifestyle website called Goop.

Oh, don't pretend like GooDo.com.subscribe.

Come on, you're on Goops.

Come on.

That's your homepage.

G-O-O-P.

Goop is your homepage, Stu.

I don't know it is.

Come on.

This is the one that had the

website that promoted the

steaming.

The steaming, okay.

Anyway,

she's out again on goop with some new advice for women.

And the new advice is that you need to go out and buy a jade egg.

Okay.

Okay.

It's a solid, made of solid jade,

at least the size of a golf ball.

I'm just afraid of what's coming all right you're supposed to put a jade egg I don't know but if you're Gwyneth Paltrow yeah you don't care you don't care let the why doesn't everybody have a jade egg right

that's true come on that's like a yeah looks like you can go anywhere from 40 to 140 sort of dollars in that general is that a real jade egg I don't know

I don't know what I think you have to have a real jade egg I mean there are a bunch of jade eggs

advertised.

Okay.

Doop is probably selling them.

You know what?

I bet they are.

I bet they are.

Anyway, she suggests that you put that,

you insert that inside of yourself

and keep it there all day or while you're sleeping.

Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep.

For $66 a piece, the jade eggs, once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese queens and concubines to please their emperors

will help you boost things and increase muscle tone and hormone balance and feminine energy in general.

So they're only like 50 bucks you said still?

I will say right now you're thinking to yourself, I should Google that.

I should Google the goop thing in the stupid site and see if they talk about jade eggs, which of course they do.

However, you may, if you're at work, you may want to avoid the diagrams they have created to show you exactly what they do.

They gotta know what to do with it.

I have to tell you,

I wish I could insert a Jade Egg in me just

so at some point I could laugh so hard I would lay a Jade Egg.

That'd be funny.

Imagine walking down

the wearing a skirt, walking down the run, and just an egg falls out of you.

You know that's gonna happen.

Oh, yeah, oh my gosh.

Oh, that would be

watching for going.

Why are you walking so weird?

Oh, I've got a Jade Egg.

Jade Egg.

Jade Egg Day.

Oh, no, this answers.

It can cause toxic shocks.

Oh, yeah, no, they say it's really bad.

No, no.

I don't want to do this.

What?

I am happy to say I don't believe anyone in our audience would ever do this.

It causes that even after steaming?

I'm not sure if that's the same thing.

Now, the combination of the two, I don't know.

No, okay.

No, that's not covered.

So steaming would make bacteria grow even more, would it not?

Not with the special herbs and spices you put in the water.

It's not like there's 11 of them, just like Kentucky Fried Chicken.

You know, just get a bucket of chicken, pour some hot water over it.

Chicken in the boiling water.

And then just stand over it.

You got a reggae.

Now you're talking parsley.

Now you're talking.

You just have to crouch down close to the chicken

and then serve it to the kids.

All right, go ahead.

So you might be worried about certain safety features.

Sure.

Jade egg.

It might be a little strange.

Right.

They have a QA to help you go through this

process.

Can the egg get stuck or lost?

No,

is this in the article called Jade Eggs for Your Yanni?

Yes, Yoni?

Is it Yoni?

I don't.

Yanni was the

musician.

I think it's Yoni.

This is the most common question.

No, it can't get lost.

But these ones have a hole drilled in them, which you can then thread with unwaxed floss

to make it easier to take out

and to generally ease any anxiety about it.

So you just got to put the floss in there.

So it's like the other thing.

And thread that women have to use.

Wow.

I wish she was marching this weekend.

That's a weird freaking thing.

And yes, by the way, every doctor in America is saying,

don't do this.

Whatever you do.

But again, we're in that point where, I mean, we are in a post-factor.

They've got alternate facts.

And they talk about this all the time.

They're going to sit here and bash Kellyanne Conway for saying alternative facts all day.

But I mean, this is the sort of stuff the left does all the time, particularly with medicine and the environment.

No, no, no.

These things.

No, no, no, no.

Look, you are such a science denier.

I am.

The Chinese.

The scientists are saying.

No, you

Chinese medicine trumps all.

Chinese medicine is such a weird thing.

It's like, maybe this made sense in like 1800, like an ancient Chinese secret.

If it was good, we would have been doing it a long time ago.

Correct, it wouldn't have been kept a secret.

Right.

Here's the thing.

I saw an article this weekend, and I didn't even click it.

I read the headline, and all I said was no,

and I moved on with my life.

I couldn't believe somebody actually took the time, I think it was on HuffPo, to actually write the article, Is it time we begin to eat crickets?

I saw that too.

Oh, well, that's no.

And now you had the same response.

No, it's not.

Now you need to read your stupid article.

It's not.

But for the past five years or so, maybe longer, but for sure the past five or six years, the United Nations has been a strong proponent of eating bugs around the world and wanting the United States to come along that road.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think so.

Insect insect eating because it's a food source and food is

oh, yeah, no, high in protein.

You can't find food in America.

Yeah, yeah.

There are other animals that eat bugs.

Man is not one of them.

So, all right.

Now, this may sound like we're not compassionate to those who want jade eggs and to eat crickets,

but

that's only if you listen to Bernie Sanders.

Here's Bernie Sanders

talking about how

not compassionate Americans are.

The United States of America

is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care to all people as a right.

Dang proud of that.

Canada does it.

Every major country in Europe comes.

No, they don't.

First of all, Canada is not a major country.

Can we get that straight?

Canada is a country.

Stu is.

I'm very upset about that.

However, too, you have to remember, notice the words he uses.

Guarantees health care.

No, they don't.

They absolutely don't care healthcare.

They guarantee you to believe you have insurance.

Whether you can get in care or not is a completely different issue.

If healthcare around the world, like the Chinese, ancient Chinese secret, if it was so good, capitalism would embrace it.

The market would run towards it.

If it was so great, we would all run towards it.

It's not good.

Here's who it's good for.

It's good for the very lowest of poverty levels because they get something.

Well,

they already got something.

They already could go to the hospital.

Now, that's breaking the hospital system.

But let's fix that problem.

Okay?

So it's good for the very

Medicaid, by the way, which is a giant government system specifically designed to help those people who get insurance.

So there you go.

You already have the bottom of the ladder.

The top of the ladder, they don't care.

They'll get health care.

They'll just pay for it.

They'll just go out and I need to go see a doctor.

Okay, I'll write a check.

So the top of the healthcare, they don't care.

Who does it hurt?

Everyone in between.

That's what socialized medicine does.

Hurts everyone in between.

It's bad.

All right, anyway.

I believe that healthcare is a right of all Americans, whether they're rich or they're poor.

This is why it's important.

This is why it is important to understand that we are based on the Declaration of Independence.

Our rights come from our creator.

Now, how do we get a right of health care from our Creator?

We don't.

There's no way.

I'm trying to think of any way you could interpret anything in nature to tell you that you have a right to health care.

May I also ask how it's compassionate for any country forced to provide health care for anyone else, how is that compassion?

It's not.

I've been forced.

I didn't volunteer that money.

And it makes you less compassionate act.

It makes you less compassionate.

Our nurses and doctors here in America, I believe, are the most compassionate in some of them in the world.

They're great.

They're really great.

They're great.

And why?

Because they have a desire to do it.

And the things they do are

remarkable.

Remarkable.

And

at least in our recent experience, they all did it with such professionalism and compassion.

Now, you could go over to the Netherlands and say, well, the Netherlands, they have better health care.

Well, in some ways, they might.

In some ways, they might.

But could we just look at the Netherlands here for a second?

If you look at Sweden, up until recently, it was the most homogenized group of people of all time.

Let's see.

They're all white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, with the same background and culture.

It's not hard to move one group of people who are all exactly alike and fit them into this little package.

Now that they have to serve two cultures, it's completely falling apart.

America is the entire world coming together.

It doesn't work.

It's harder to do things in America.

There is no one who is as as diverse as this country is in thought and in lifestyle.

And that's good.

Why should I celebrate diversity in everything except when it really counts?

Celebrate diverse answers in math with Common Core?

No.

No.

There's more.

Should people, because they are Americans, be able to go to the doctor when they need to, be able to go into a hospital because because they are Americans.

Yes, we're a compassionate society.

No, we are not a compassionate society.

In terms of our relationship to poor and working people, our record is worse than virtually any other country on earth.

I mean, that's such a sense on the bus.

Should they be able to go to the doctors when they want to?

That's the exact thing socialized medicine can't accomplish.

You die.

There's long term.

If you want socialized medicine, we have it.

Are we compassionate to our veterans?

No.

That's socialized medicine.

There it is.

That's what, what, when they finally kill the free market

and we only have a single payer healthcare system, that's what it is.

That is the least compassionate.

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Pat is trying to figure out the catch.

I really am because

I just it took you up on on your offer to go to upside down.com and check it out.

And I haven't even coupled, I haven't even paired the

flight with the hotel yet for even extra savings

and found a flight from Dallas to Salt Lake City.

Which you have to go to this week, or somebody in your family has to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For $480 first class.

$480 first class?

How much is it usually?

$1,000?

$1,000?

$1,100, $1,200?

Holy cow.

That's huge.

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And you haven't coupled it with the hotel yet.

Haven't even done that yet.

When you couple it with a hotel, the interesting thing about this is you couple it with a hotel, and then they'll give you options.

You know, if you're willing to go an extra 10 minutes and maybe just take an Uber

because you're not staying in the hotel that your convention's at or whatever, you couple it with another hotel.

It gives you options to say you want to save more money.

The lower you drive the price, which your company is going to like, the more incentive they give you by giving you money in Amazon gift cards.

I mean,

this is such an amazing thing to make to make money, to save money for the company and to make money for you.

It's the, it's the greatest thing.

Everybody in this scenario wins.

The hotel wins, the airlines win, you win, your company wins, Amazon wins.

How does this, how is this bad?

I think it's great.

I mean, I've never, I mean, it is one of those things that you sit there and you're like,

what exactly is what's happening here?

Right.

Because it's too good.

Right.

It's, yeah, yeah.

So I asked, so the guy who started this is the guy who started Priceline.

And I asked him, I said,

okay,

if I'm my listener and I know I'm going to ask you the same thing because this is all I'm thinking.

And I know my listeners have to think, what's the catch here?

And he's like, no catch.

We use the major airlines because we know that we're trying to appeal to business travelers.

So we're not going to put you on a crappy airline.

So they'll use the major airlines and great hotels.

And I'm like, yeah, right.

So how is it?

Because he started Priceline.

How is it Priceline did this?

And you are clobbering them in prices?

And he says it's the combination of the two.

He said, if you combine the hotel and the airfare, both of them will give a lower rate.

And

the airline isn't having to say, I cut the rate X number of dollars.

Right.

You know, so

nobody knows who's cutting.

the rate.

Is it the airline or is it the is it the hotel?

You know what I mean?

I know too, they, you know, Business travelers love the AI because you get obsessed with points when you do a lot of business travel.

And so everyone wants to book the travel on their card so they can get the points and then spend the points on their own, even though it's the company paying for all the trips.

But here, I mean, if you can start racking up $200 Amazon gift cards, that's

pretty sweet.

I think that's better than points.

Oh, it's way better than points.

You can get actual dollars.

Points are fake dollars.

They get you excited.

You have 975,000 points, which is $9.75 of actual money.

So I have I have I've never spent my points.

I've been a member since like 1996.

I've never spent my Amex points.

Oh my.

Oh, holy crap.

I can't even imagine.

Don't tell us, but I can't even imagine how many points you have.

There's a move over there.

Everything, almost.

All the business stuff is there.

All the business stuff.

When I had to buy studio stuff, I just put it on the Amex.

I mean, it was all on my personal Amex.

You travel free for the rest of your life.

No.

No.

What?

No?

No.

I started spending some of it, and I'm like, all right, well, we could buy a really nice patio set, and we could go here, and we could do this, but it's not, I mean, the points are not

for all of those years?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

That's unbelievable.

It's pretty amazing.

You've had some stolen.

Pretty amazing, huh?

You've had some stolen.

I don't know if you have to use them.

Tanya's been using them.

Not telling you.

Thank you for planting that seed.

What is it?

No man shall put asunder?

What was that part of that?

I don't know how to remember.

Yeah, because I think, I mean, honestly, with just the amount of dollars you've spent

putting into this particular room we now sit in, which is now all redecorated.

I will tell you, thank youoverstock.com.

Everything in this room, with the exception of the art, overstock.

Everything.

Wow.

I noticed there's

where's the plaques for the Douche Hall of Fame.

There's no place for the plaque, darn it.

No place for the plaque.

It's when all of this furniture came in.

It sat in the hallway, and everybody was, I think everybody thought I was insane.

They were like,

none of this works.

I don't see this coming together.

And I'm like, no, no, no.

Trust me, it'll work.

Well, this is your game right now.

I mean, you know.

You might know this by listening to the show, but Glenn cares much more about how the set looks than the actual show.

So

this is your passion, I would say.

You love this.

Yeah, I do.

You do.

And I'd like to go decorate somebody's house.

I was thinking,

maybe we could get Overstock just to do a show where I go to some listener's house and let me fix, let me, let me, let me change your house.

That would be great.

Because

I've done all of the sets for the Blaze.

Yeah.

All of the sets have been.

And as long as you have a blank check, it would be great.

Right.

That's the secret.

That's the key, isn't it?

That's the secret.

Yeah.

Being able to go, yeah, I mean, sure, you get those guys.

If you're on a $2,000 budget, you're going to have to get one of those guys guys from HGTV.

Right.

But if we have an unlimited budget, oh, I can make your house look sweet.

Because that is exactly it.

All of us would say we've imagined our entire life playing in the major leagues, being the person who catches the ball in the end zone to go to the Super Bowl.

I would love to go to a listener's house and decorate their family rooms.

Being in curiosity, that's a decorator.

That has not been a dream of mine.

Oh, my God.

Well, it's what you would leave and do, right?

If I was going to leave this life and I could go throw knuckleballs for the Toronto Blue Jays, I'd be thrilled with the world.

I can't do those things.

If you could leave this life and not worry about money and not worry about doing anything and just disappear into the middle and just be a middle America

where you start to deal with annoying coastal elites and go to middle America and decorate people's family rooms, you'd be thrilled with that life.

At least in theory.

Yeah, absolutely.

No, it would be too much like Frank Lloyd Wright.

I would be like, you ever heard the the story of Frank Lloyd Wright when when he

that you didn't tell him what you wanted.

He let the earth speak to him.

So he would go on the ground and he would be like, this is what the ground is saying this building needs to be.

And so he'd make beautiful places, but you want to sit in them or live in them.

It's not so easy.

So this woman went to him and said, look,

I only have one request.

I have a lot of art and I just want space to hang my art.

Someplace there has to be space to hang my art.

Fine.

So she's not allowed to see the house until it's finished.

Okay.

Frank Lloyd Wright.

Fine.

Not a good answer.

So she comes.

There is not one place, no wall.

He's built it so every single wall cannot have art on it.

And she's walking through and she's like,

You know, I have a lot of art here.

Yeah,

I fixed that for you.

It's over here.

You walk through this area and you go into this separate, like, room all by itself.

And he's built easels in the center and a staircase with a second-floor balcony.

So, if you want to see the art, go upstairs, stand on the balcony, and look down at the art.

Crazy, crazy.

I think I'd be too much like that.

Oh, man.

Oh, I doubt that.

Please, we look at Facebook pictures of families and go, oh, that's a nice looking family.

And you go, man, they could use new curtains.

Shut up.

Okay.

Very true.

It's true.

Well,

I'm proud to be different.

It's called diversity.

Yeah.

By the way, if you're watching us on TV, all of the art

I've done, and I think I'm going to sell them

for the new museum that David Barton and I are going to be building.

And we'll give you more details on that.

But

so

if you see anything you like, just let us know.

Give us a ring.

Because

if it helps us buy new pieces of American history,

we'll take it.

We'll take it.

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Mercury.

This is the Glenn Beck program.

Now, on the Douche Hall of Fame,

do you make the case?

Have you already made the case?

We've been making it over the past week.

And of course, over the past eight years, we've been making the case strongly.

But we've been making the

reminded people.

We have more of that today on Patton Stew.

PattonStew.com, by the way, is where you can vote on the Douche Hall of Fame induction of Barack Obama.

Very important day in our nation's history.

I think an important day for world history.

This is the first time a president's name will appear on the Douche Hall of Fame plaque.

There's some technicalities we shouldn't get into here on that particular thing.

But yes, I mean, the question is, then Joe Biden would become eligible as well.

It's another

thing we can discuss.

Hillary Clinton is in, the Duchess Hall of Fame.

We inducted her the day before the election just in case she was in.

Just in case.

She

it was kind of.

She only got in on 96%.

96% of the vote.

We thought she might be the first 100% vote, but obviously she fell short.

Now, will Barack Obama get in with 100% of the vote?

I don't know.

It's an exciting show to us.

It's an exciting show.

Do you give give the stats right away?

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

As they're coming in?

Yes.

Or do you wait until all polls closed?

Well,

you wait until the poll is closed.

There's a one-minute voting period.

One minute.

One minute.

So, how many calls do you take?

Or how many people are in the future?

Oh, it's also on the feed.

How many on the feed?

Many.

Many thousands, really.

For this particular vote, there'll probably be millions.

Probably millions.

Probably the biggest vote of all time.

Yeah, there was about 130 million votes cast in the U.S.

election.

We do expect to exceed that on the due to Halo Fame vote.

That might not be true.

Let's go to Chris in Alabama.

Hello, Chris.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I just want to say, I figured out now why my husband gave me a jade necklace for Christmas.

He also gave me a pot of hot water and some herbs.

I went in the kitchen, put on my necklace, and made him soup.

What can I say?

Yikes.

Thank you, Chris.

I appreciate it.

It's It's kind of icky in its context.

Yes, if you know the context, and I don't think we need to explain it here.

If you missed it, you can go back to the third hour of the podcast today.

And

just say

it involves Gwyneth Paltrow and some things that she is suggesting people do now.

Let me go to Kendra.

Hello, Kendra.

You're on the Glen Beck program.

Hi, Glenn.

Hi.

I am a true feminist who voted for Trump.

And

I

was kind of irritated with the press conference because

with the inaugural numbers because I just feel like the press is gonna lie about him and he needs to save his protestations for the big things

because

he can't give them any more ammunition they're already gonna be after him and I like that he's not PC, but I feel in this case he kind of needs to show a little more restraint with some of his knee-jerk reactions.

What you're saying maybe is pick your battles.

Yes, yes, absolutely.

I have to do it as a mother all the time.

Yes, we all do.

We all do.

So, you're a feminist.

What did you think about the march this weekend?

Um, well, I believe that those are fake feminists.

Um, by true feminists, I mean I believe in the God-given rights of all women, including the unborn ones,

and I believe in

you know, women being held in high esteem as

we have differences from men, and that's what makes it beautiful.

You know, we, if we're equal to men, then it doesn't,

God made us to be different to complement each other.

And so

that's why I call myself a true feminist.

Those women yesterday, I have never seen so much hate and confusion and all the trash they left afterwards.

And,

you know,

i i feel very strongly about you know

why would they march to kill babies that's essentially what they were doing and if we took all those babies and killed them on the steps of the capitol in washington dc

there would be public outcry i would hope so i would hope so also yeah i don't even know anymore

behind closed doors

we can just close our eyes and quick one more question for you kendra before you leave as a feminist how do you feel about jade eggs

I think that you should keep that between you and your spouse.

Okay, yeah, okay, okay.

You don't have to go any further.

Probably you should listen to your doctor.

Yeah, okay.

I think we're on the same page.

Yeah, we don't need to go any further.

Kendra, thank you so much.

I appreciate it.

You know,

to make her point on the differences, yesterday we got up.

Cheyenne came to the breakfast table and she said, mom and I, mom went upstairs and she said, mom and I laid in bed and we just talked about our dreams this morning.

And Rafey and I had gotten up and we were sitting around and we were talking about guy stuff.

And we were, you know, talking about some serious stuff, but the way two guys would talk about it.

Did you have a translator so you could understand what Rafe was saying?

Shut up.

And I looked, my wife came down and I said, this is

why a male and female are important.

There are things that Rafe and I talk about and ways we talk about it that are just different than with any of my girls.

And, you know, I've never sat in the bed with my daughter, talked about our dreams.

You know, maybe I should, but it just hasn't happened.

And there's just a difference in approach, and they're both so important,

not minimizing either of them.

Why is it we can't get people to see that?

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