Episode 787 | "Shartonay"

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Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. Esurski!

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that you got your vocal warm-ups by the way, how you feeling?

Speaker 1 I'm feeling all right, man. Feeling good, feeling great.
That's a little nicer. All praise due to God, a higher power up in the air.

Speaker 1 Thank you for blessing me with lungs, breath in my lungs this morning. Yes, sir, ski.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, yeah, we in here.
We're in here.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir. Happy holidays, everybody.
Happy holidays. Happy holidays.
Same to you, sir. Thank you.

Speaker 1 A little cold down here.

Speaker 1 Sorry, sir.

Speaker 1 It's cool. Turn on the heat, but it sounds like it's an airplane landing.

Speaker 1 Gotta dress warm. We're thugging it.
Gotta dress warm. You got this hoodie on.
We're good.

Speaker 1 Now you just need a scarf. That's that new Aki.
Now you just need a scarf. I'm gonna get a scarf.
You a scarf, dude. I don't know why you're fighting it because you're still trying to hold up.

Speaker 1 You still trying to hold up this boy from the hood. Not with that persona.
I wear a scarf. Give me a scarf.
Your scarf.

Speaker 1 You had scarf age. It's 50 degrees outside, bro.
It's not 50 degrees. It's not 50 degrees.
You couldn't be

Speaker 1 wrong.

Speaker 1 You might have cotton. You could not be wrong.

Speaker 1 Relax. I don't want no beats.
It's not 50 degrees.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it started like turning. 29.
Yeah, it was 26.

Speaker 1 26 this month. When I wake up, it's 19.

Speaker 1 It's 19 outside. You wake up, I'll be going to sleep.

Speaker 1 Must be nice. The hoodie store.

Speaker 1 I mean, making the runs.

Speaker 1 That's my

Speaker 1 You're too old to go to sleep at that age. You too.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Because sleep is imperative

Speaker 1 as you age. You don't get much.

Speaker 1 You could not.

Speaker 1 You just said you wake up at four in the morning.

Speaker 1 You're there earlier. Yo, the people I love most have the worst perception of me, man.
I got to tell you.

Speaker 1 I got to tell you.

Speaker 1 Not many people I love more than my brother right here, man, but he just views me the worst. I just told my girl that last week.
Like, yo, dog, like, I'm killing this shit.

Speaker 1 Your girl don't be knowing sometimes when you killing this shit.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 that's not true. I get plenty of sleep.
Sleep is very important to me. I go to bed 9, 10.

Speaker 1 Daily? No, not daily. Not daily.
How often?

Speaker 1 At least four nights out the week minimum. You go to bed at 9 o'clock, four nights a week? 9, 10 o'clock.
Really?

Speaker 1 Ish, I'm in my bed by by seven. I'm in my bed by eight.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I'm in bed. I'm in bed.

Speaker 1 Turn something on, a little dayline,

Speaker 1 a little 2020 murder mystery. See what this young ass, see what young Jack did to his parents.

Speaker 1 Turn something on where somebody died, nigga. Go right to bed.
I can't. Nigga, go to sleep.
There's no other way.

Speaker 1 That's the best way to go to bed grateful.

Speaker 1 Watching somebody die.

Speaker 1 Not even watching, just listening. Tommy went upstairs with a jackhammer, smashed dad's head all over the pillow and sleep.
Didn't have a chance to fight back. You'd be asleep like, oh, God is good.

Speaker 1 Thank God I'm alive. Oh,

Speaker 1 man, yes. That's crazy.
Big man,

Speaker 1 yeah. Hootie-hoo.
Yes, sir. Hootie-hoo.
Now, I just told Ish. Oh,

Speaker 1 he missed quite an adventure last week. Carry on.
Sorry. No, I know about them.
Oh, okay. I know about them.
Yeah. I know about them.
I heard. I'm not as salty as some other people.

Speaker 1 Ish and ICE hit the scratch-off lottery joint. The mega millions is at like a billion plus something, something ridiculous, but we're in a trillion dollars worth of debt.

Speaker 1 I don't understand where they're getting this income for.

Speaker 1 Somewhere around hour two, I will tell y'all about Tracy Morgan coming over to me and Amani at the Knicks game. Testify.
I know it's amazing. Amazing.
amazing.

Speaker 1 All the Tracy Morgan stories I've ever heard were amazing.

Speaker 1 We did not ask for Tracy Morgan to walk over, but that's my man. That's part of him.
And I just spoke to him recently when I bought my shit.

Speaker 1 But I'm even trying to lessen down on talking about all of that. But

Speaker 1 Tracy Morgan, man. Hour two.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to hear this. Yeah, I got to hear this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's never going to be a good time. Me and Amani looked at each other.
He looked at Tracy Morgan.

Speaker 1 Hell, nigga. Well, he had that shit on.

Speaker 1 The new shit now is

Speaker 1 stunting through. Well, it's not even that new, but

Speaker 1 it's levels to it. The new shit is stunting through motivation.

Speaker 1 Now, that's the old shit, but there's levels to that.

Speaker 1 There's levels to that.

Speaker 1 You gotta elaborate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Stunting through motivation. Yeah, nah.
Well, we're talking positive. I spent the whole weekend watching, hey, it's a war going on in Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 I was watching the Brooklyn street niggas fucking battle each other online through motivation.

Speaker 1 Niggas say, hey, nigga, let me see that steering wheel. It's in that reel, nigga.
Move that shoebox.

Speaker 1 Let me see that steering wheel, homeboy. There's a lot going on in Brooklyn, but I'm not talking about that on this big platform.
Tracy Morgan's level of motivation,

Speaker 1 hour two.

Speaker 1 And if I felt bad, I know know Amani felt bad.

Speaker 1 Yo, if I felt bad, I just kept looking at E, like, I want him to leave too.

Speaker 1 He is going crazy.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 This nigga feels stupid, yo.

Speaker 1 On the flip side, though, I wouldn't want to go through what Tracy Morgan went through. Yeah, I'd be a bull, I'd be

Speaker 1 able to get

Speaker 1 it. To get what he got.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to.

Speaker 1 But coming out on the other side of that, you were on all bullshit afterwards. For sure.
So I ain't mad at him. I get it.
Every time I get it, I ain't mad at him. I get it.

Speaker 1 That nigga looked me and Imani dead in our pupils. What's the white shit? Our corniers.

Speaker 1 What's the shit?

Speaker 1 He looks us dead in this shit up here. It was like, yo, do you know what $980 million looks like? Me.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You said, mew.

Speaker 1 I done left.

Speaker 1 Y'all don't need to watch this game. I'm going home.
That's what he got?

Speaker 1 That's what he got.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. But we didn't ask for him to come over to us.
It's okay. He was minding our fucking

Speaker 1 business.

Speaker 1 Let us sit here and be pro. Nope.
I ain't supposed to be here. That nigga going to be from his front row seat through the court like he was Mikal Bridges.

Speaker 1 Security tried to say something to him. Nah,

Speaker 1 excuse me.

Speaker 1 Stiff arm security.

Speaker 1 Then the nigga said

Speaker 1 tax-free.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You know, when you hit for when you sued like Warren at the time, they was the largest company in the Amazon blewing out at a minute.

Speaker 1 How the stomach sounds after that? I don't want to hear no more money talk from me or anybody else. Yeah.
I don't want to hear it no more. Not from you rappers, you sangers, singers,

Speaker 1 you dancers.

Speaker 1 It's over now. For 2025,

Speaker 1 no more money talk.

Speaker 1 That is the end

Speaker 1 of that.

Speaker 1 Sam, yeah, man. Look at this old school I just cop, man.
Ain't nothing else to cop, man. Old school.
All the roads where I got 20 Ferraris. Yo, you know, I just spoke to you.

Speaker 1 I just spoke to you when you copped this shit, right?

Speaker 1 All this shit. $30 million house, man, just left Eddie's house.
Five times the size of my shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, me and the money.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Yo. Yo.

Speaker 1 If you're listening, and I'm starting this this podcast,

Speaker 1 you are the sun in the conversation when all you say is that's facts.

Speaker 1 Word.

Speaker 1 Word, true, true, true, true. You got that.
Nah, facts.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah?

Speaker 1 No, you know. I don't ever want to talk to him again.
All right. How y'all doing? What's up? What's up? What's up? Feeling good.

Speaker 1 Yes, sirski.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir, ski. I missed last week.
Missed my little Christmas,

Speaker 1 the Christmas episode.

Speaker 1 Flip is not here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I got big free. Well, I don't know.
He's supposed to be coming. I don't know.
Oh, okay. I think he's coming.
I'm just saying I can't be sick.

Speaker 1 I was talking to him about IG.

Speaker 1 I was sick too.

Speaker 1 He was sick last month. Yo, when you get Tracy Morgan money, they're going to have to nail everything down when you get half a side.

Speaker 1 This nigga, yo, they gonna have to nail everything down in your house when you get tracy morgan money

Speaker 1 or you're gonna need some better insurance yo could you imagine walking up to you saying you know what 900 m's look like no

Speaker 1 me though me nah dog what that look like me you looking at you know now you do take take a take a selfie no no no now you do yeah that's crazy fair

Speaker 1 yo that nigga said santa joe's still at it santa joe's still in here

Speaker 1 i missed the app let's go miss the who the episode episode. Uh-oh, oh.

Speaker 1 I missed the episode. All right.

Speaker 1 Come on, now. Stop playing.
Woo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 Let Louis Voyn.

Speaker 1 Voigton. Big Freeze.

Speaker 1 Yo, you ain't made the best. Freeze, you ain't made your contributions and the just great guy that you are, the human that you beat.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Stop fucking playing with Freeze.

Speaker 1 Huh? You bad.

Speaker 1 Perfect. That's a perfect gift.
Yeah, it is. That's a perfect.
what it is, yeah. No, I lost that dude.
I have an idea. You're going to look back.
That's a perfect gift for him.

Speaker 1 I thought so. That's a perfect gift for him.
Absolutely perfect gift for it. That's a perfect gift for him.
Oh, yeah. Thousands.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Come on, man.
Big spat spot. That was dope.
Yes, sir. This is perfect.

Speaker 1 Perfect.

Speaker 1 Perfect gift for him. And

Speaker 1 because I forgot about you,

Speaker 1 like I remembered something about you.

Speaker 1 I don't know what that means. Oh, wait, he's getting another one?

Speaker 1 I lost mine.

Speaker 2 You lost the gift he bought you?

Speaker 1 No, my bag. Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Yours better than mine.

Speaker 1 Look at that.

Speaker 1 Only because. I know what that is.
Only because I know what this is, too.

Speaker 1 It's borderline cracking jokes. No, no, no, it's not, man.
It's cracking.

Speaker 1 You cracking jokes. No, I'm not.
I promise you, I'm not. But on gang.
Yo, let me tell you. On gang.
Yo, let me tell you. Y'all niggas been cracking so much.
My girl went for you.

Speaker 1 Good. She went and boom me.
Nike road. Another one for Christmas.
Yo,

Speaker 1 thank you, kind sir.

Speaker 1 That's less. That's less.

Speaker 1 It's snazzy.

Speaker 1 It is snazzy. But I wasn't.

Speaker 1 When I bought it, I remembered what your wallet looked like when you showed me, and I was unsure. So here.

Speaker 1 Here.

Speaker 1 for real.

Speaker 1 Nah, I remember what that wallet looked like.

Speaker 1 No, just go ahead, man. So, this is not cracking.
It's not cracking jokes. I'm not cracking this.

Speaker 1 I love it. I'm not cracking those jokes.
Thank you, sir. Yo, this nigga's an idiot.

Speaker 1 You got three wallets. Yeah, word.

Speaker 1 No bullshit. My girl here, y'all cracking, she went and bought one.
Because your wallet, dog, your shit was terrible.

Speaker 1 No, that shit was terrible. But y'all It is.

Speaker 1 It is bougie, bro. It's not bougie, dog.
Well, become bougie.

Speaker 1 Then when I become bougie, what y'all say? You bougie.

Speaker 1 I'm not bougie, yo. Buy the bitch the Calamari, nigga, and shut up.

Speaker 1 Nobody wants to hear all this shit you talking about. Stupid, though.
Oh, man, that's fucking. Niggas a fucking idiot, dog.
Now, that's probably the one.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 There you go. There you go.

Speaker 1 There you go. That's fancy.
That's what I'm saying. And that hold all your shit.
Yeah, that'll hold all your Home Depot receipts.

Speaker 1 All those cards. All your Lowe's records.
All the little realtors you meet that you get their car. You don't do that.
Oh, that's a fact. That's a fact.
That's important.

Speaker 1 That's just the whole realtor's card. That's funny.

Speaker 1 You don't want to lose those. Oh, my Lord.

Speaker 1 Thank you again, sir. I'm the man.
I'm not sure what you talk about. You're the man, man.
Oh, dude. Thank you for that shit, bro.
Thank you, honestly. Oh, man.
All right, man. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 It's good to be back.

Speaker 1 Good to be back.

Speaker 1 That shit was funny. No, that's funny.

Speaker 1 It's a good gift. It's a perfect gift.
You could never show me that way. Being both funny and adults are.

Speaker 1 YouTuber.

Speaker 1 I tried to do everybody's gift

Speaker 1 to their brand and personality. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got it. That jacket is warm as fuck.
I'm not going to lie. It was cold as a bitch upstairs.
That shit was. Nice.
Came right ahead. Yeah.
I almost had to take it.

Speaker 1 I did have to take it off in the car, though. It just gets too hot.
I felt like I was driving in a sleeping bag.

Speaker 1 You had that shit on in the car? Yeah, I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I put this in the truck.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 you good?

Speaker 1 Yep. All right, who's ready to ask some fun? Let's go, man.

Speaker 1 Now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1 I'm at that age now. As soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go.
Facts. Word.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck how long it took me to get ready.

Speaker 1 I don't care how long it took took me to get there.

Speaker 1 I go on that bitch and spin around.

Speaker 1 I feel them. You are,

Speaker 1 for sure.

Speaker 1 Get on the body here now.

Speaker 1 I need some volume in my headphones. This stuff needs to go up.

Speaker 1 I'm in too great of a mood. I'm in too good of a mood.
My God is good. Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

Speaker 1 Here go.

Speaker 1 I'm wishing.

Speaker 1 Yes, sir.

Speaker 1 Always for the ladies. Always for the ladies.

Speaker 1 If I'm in the building, big jerseys always there. Shout out to the milk from the goats out there.
I'm not sure just what to do. Shout out to all the subgroups.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the hay listeners out there.

Speaker 1 To the people concerned. Thanks for your prayers.
Thanks for your love. You're warm.

Speaker 1 Shout out to everybody with their Christmas tree still on

Speaker 1 their Christmas lights still on the house out there. What you're gonna do with my lovely

Speaker 1 I'm crazy about your smile

Speaker 1 What you're gonna do with my lovely

Speaker 1 side.

Speaker 1 What you're gonna do, my lovely.

Speaker 1 Tell me now.

Speaker 1 See, move baby, yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're looking good,

Speaker 1 and you're looking fine.

Speaker 1 And tonight, it's the end of the year.

Speaker 1 We made it, we alive.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the poster worker down there.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. I say anywhere in the world, I'm in.

Speaker 1 Jersey is good. Jersey City, what's going on?

Speaker 1 New York City, what up out there?

Speaker 1 Some get a little, and some get nuts. So catch up laughing.
It's all right, it's alright.

Speaker 1 Naughty party.

Speaker 1 It's alright, y'all.

Speaker 1 It's alright, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Man, what's up? How you doing? I'm good. I'm awesome.
I'm trying to figure out if I'm on your ass this episode.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 You caused me a lot of strife.

Speaker 1 It's alright, though.

Speaker 1 I got that. I got shot.

Speaker 1 I still have been broke, so a lot of good ones had a chance.

Speaker 1 luck, I wouldn't have done. Why did I want to live the life of such a thing?

Speaker 1 Alright, I'm ready to rock.

Speaker 1 Y'all ready to rock? Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.

Speaker 1 Microphone check one, two. What is this?

Speaker 1 What episode is this? 787, I believe. We don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't know.

Speaker 1 787. No, I was right.
I was right. No shit.

Speaker 1 I mean.

Speaker 1 I guess it is.

Speaker 1 And Mel, Mel, Mel.

Speaker 1 All right, welcome to episode 787 of the Joe Button Podcast. Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Prize Pigs, Prize Picks gang.
You.

Speaker 1 I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Host Joe Button here with a few really amazing people.
To my left, Big Mel, you know the fucking vibes. Hootie-hoo.
Hootie-hoo. How you doing?

Speaker 2 I'm awesome. Amazing.
So glad to be here.

Speaker 1 Good, good. We're happy to have you.
Thank you. Big Parks is in the building.
Elmira is finest. King Wawa-ish is in the building.
You know the vibes. Big Freeze, the Freeziest.
Ice is here.

Speaker 1 Corey is here.

Speaker 1 it's mad back there i'm not even going through it shout out to everybody how's everybody doing how's everybody feeling what's up what's up what's up amazing feeling good man feeling good a little out of the weather but

Speaker 1 at the same time yeah i got the little you got the too a little trickle yeah

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 cool

Speaker 1 okay okay all right

Speaker 1 yo

Speaker 1 all right no because listen i i've been i've been uh rather lucky this season and not getting sick same

Speaker 1 and i just said that the other day around all these fucking tourists. That shit ran through my house, too.
I got lucky as hell. But everybody got sick.
It'd be the tourists with the germs.

Speaker 1 The kids, no, the kids.

Speaker 1 It's the kids. It's the kids, B.

Speaker 1 Yo, and yo,

Speaker 1 white people in New Jersey.

Speaker 1 It's too cold now for y'all kids to run around like that.

Speaker 1 No, I did not tell them that.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to,

Speaker 1 and I'm black, so I don't say nothing to them.

Speaker 1 Yo, that damn baby. Yo, dog.

Speaker 1 A little light jacket.

Speaker 1 Sarah?

Speaker 1 Dog. If a jacket.
Niggas be having on a hoodie and a scully.

Speaker 1 That little white 13-year-old had a t-shirt on pacing back and forth in front of me. I thought it was the jooks.

Speaker 1 I thought he was about to pull out a butterfly night

Speaker 1 and get to it. Like, why are you out here this early looking like that?

Speaker 1 How was everyone's Christmas to those that celebrate? It was good. It was good.
Amazing.

Speaker 1 Come Come on, give me a little more. Give me a little more.

Speaker 1 Saw the family. Christmas Eve is the night that we do everything, which was good because I was not sick then.
And then Christmas Day itself, I was in bed all day.

Speaker 1 Yo, the whites do that too? Lay in bed all day? No, the Christmas Eve shit.

Speaker 1 I thought that was for the Spanishes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was good looking. The Spanishes do the Christmas Eve.
I never heard nobody. The Spanishes.
They do.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Some of the whites do too.

Speaker 1 Evidently. Evidently.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 we never really did Christmas day outside of gifts for the kids and

Speaker 1 shit like that. No, we did Christmas day.

Speaker 1 I felt good. This was the first time that I had my daughter Christmas morning.

Speaker 1 So that was really? Yeah. That's big.
Ever?

Speaker 1 Well, since. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah. Wow.
The last couple years, it's been like I was getting her on the 26th, one year, the 27th, or the 28th. Oh, wow.
So I did my Christmas a little later on.

Speaker 1 This time, I picked her up at 7.30. She came home opening presents.
So it was still early. So that set my day for me already.

Speaker 1 We did my family this time because after Thanksgiving. After Thanksgiving, we'll never see her side of the family again, right?

Speaker 1 Funny shit. So

Speaker 1 we sit at my grandmother's house eating dinner. So I'm trying to find a way to shit on the food that we had at Thanksgiving.
That's good, huh? Real great. You see that gravy, right? Shit, good, right?

Speaker 1 And it's like, no, this is much better than Thanksgiving. I said, oh, you felt that way.
Oh, we could have been had this talk. So we just spent the next couple.
Oh, you never had to talk with me.

Speaker 1 We didn't have to talk. No, hell yeah.
You said it on the pod, though. How she?

Speaker 1 But I said it nice on the pod. I just said it was different.
I didn't say it's real thoughts. I just kept saying it was different.
Hey, yo, fam, I would have read between them lines if I was her. But

Speaker 1 it felt good coming from her. It's real gravy, right? It's real gravy, right?

Speaker 1 She had an amazing. Everybody was good, though.
The cheese is really melted.

Speaker 1 You fucking see the smack?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's different. That's fire.
Oh, man. This was, I told my family, I was like, yo, not to get get all sappy and shit.
I was like, this was probably,

Speaker 1 I'm the happiest this Christmas and I've been in my entire adult life. Wow.

Speaker 1 I had my aunt there. My aunt just turned 97 last week.
She was there. I had both my grandparents there.
Like, just family. Yeah, we're never going to your girl's family's house.

Speaker 1 Like, look how good you feel leaving your family's house.

Speaker 1 We all felt good.

Speaker 1 I didn't feel good leaving her family's house.

Speaker 1 Right? It was just like

Speaker 1 regular ice again.

Speaker 1 But nah, for real, because when you leave your family and get to get filled with that love, that ain't like

Speaker 1 your girl be sitting in the corner for hours playing Simon. You don't give a fuck, nigga.
I'm talking to my aunt. Shut the fuck up.
My aunt is fucking 109. Yo, sit there and play Uno.

Speaker 1 Don't say nothing in my family house.

Speaker 1 My family out. They line you up in here.
Every time Freeze talk, it triggered me into saying something that I shouldn't say, so I won't.

Speaker 1 Don't do it. Don't do it, please.
But how was y'all? You good? You're good, Playboy. Yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 1 I ain't do much. Actually, I was a little under the weather, so my girl woke me up mad early, B.

Speaker 1 And I went to sleep late.

Speaker 1 We got my daughter the little Range Rover shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That shit kicked my ass. I ain't gonna hold you on to put it in.
Did you put your dad together? Oh, shit. And I started mad late, like, oh, I got this.
Procrastinating-ish.

Speaker 1 All right, now before I shit on you,

Speaker 1 is that like one of those girl dad things to do? Like when y'all was talking about go out getting makeup on your face, like having having to put it together yourself. That ain't a girl dad shit.

Speaker 1 That's a dad shit.

Speaker 2 You don't do that. That's just a dad thing.

Speaker 1 No, I got a task for it.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I feel like Lexington if I'm a little bit. Hey, yo, dog.
I'm going to hold you.

Speaker 1 You are a lot. Yo, hold up.
I'm going to get out. You're a liar.
How do you not believe him? No, when Lex was born, all the crib, all that shit. He's like,

Speaker 1 The crib, the little

Speaker 1 car, all that shit.

Speaker 1 The little dresser you get, anything. Hey, once that shit came in the flat box with some nails.
Yeah, yep,

Speaker 1 you should have made a phone call oh yeah i made a phone call buddy oh hell no my power won't let you do that my man probably won't let you do that and the ill about it toolbox was in the garage lit i got all the lit to do it yeah brand could do it

Speaker 1 all the pieces ain't nothing missing yeah good too probably yeah you know he bought good shit

Speaker 1 yeah i can't do that

Speaker 1 how you gonna call a task rabbit nigga on christmas eve

Speaker 1 task rabbit works on christmas i believe you probably double time They make they set their prices. Yeah, how are they families in effect? You goddamn right they want to put a bass net together.

Speaker 1 I can't do it.

Speaker 1 Yo, niggas ain't got family. Man, they probably be somebody.
Well, look,

Speaker 1 they probably cleaning up now that you think about it. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Catholic. No, they clean up two ways.
Yes. They clean up two ways.
Shout out to the Task Rabbiters out there. Big thing.

Speaker 1 I like to see you put shorts together, too. Boy shorts come on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 They immediately went to the hoardy.

Speaker 1 Can you put this hammer together? Can you eat some hummock? Yo.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. No, but all jokes aside.

Speaker 1 A girl task rabbiter might be like, like the girl said, Guy Instacart deliverers work.

Speaker 1 Remember when the girls were shitting on guy Instacart? The difference we don't know how to shop. She got a fat ass.
Niggas ain't going to care. Niggas don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 She put that shit together all wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I screwdriver. I got a screwdriver for you.
Fuck is you talking about girl task rabbiter. I've had girl guy Instacarts.
I never had no problem with that.

Speaker 1 You're just picking the shit out and bringing me the shit. Niggas can't pick the shit out right.

Speaker 2 Maybe. Produce mental health.

Speaker 1 Oh, anything.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 I've had girl task rabbits. Yeah.
They were extraordinarily efficient.

Speaker 1 Mel, I'm on your ass today.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna love you.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna love you.

Speaker 1 I'm on your ass today.

Speaker 1 With love, always.

Speaker 1 This nigga's so stupid, yo.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 it was predictable. It was predictable.
Wednesdays is mine.

Speaker 1 Wednesdays are mine.

Speaker 1 But, period,

Speaker 1 the end.

Speaker 1 Punctuation,

Speaker 1 stop. Paperwork.
We came up with this plan. Yep.
There's basis and foundation to these emotions. That is a fact.

Speaker 1 Nigga. So I was ahead of this play.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 birthday is on daddy time

Speaker 1 and Christmas is on

Speaker 1 time

Speaker 1 and you wanted the Spanishes or whatever you ought to do that the night before so you get Christmas Eve

Speaker 1 there shouldn't be yeah that should have gone smooth that's what I thought

Speaker 1 I don't know why you thought that

Speaker 1 and my dad who's older and who's wiser and wiser than I

Speaker 1 every day leading up to it he kept saying

Speaker 1 call you talk to him

Speaker 1 yo make sure

Speaker 1 you gotta you gotta get lex right make sure

Speaker 1 Double check.

Speaker 1 Man, send us the homie, man. Send us the homie.

Speaker 1 My tried it.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 Christmas Eve, 6 p.m.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, no, I started it.
I started it because I'm trying to hit the Knick game, too, so I'm trying to plan. I'm trying.
I'm trying. I was going to bring my son.
We outside.

Speaker 1 Hey, how early can I get him tomorrow? Yeah.

Speaker 1 About that.

Speaker 1 Change your DeMel?

Speaker 1 What do you mean about that?

Speaker 1 I wanted to talk to you about that. I say it's nothing to talk about,

Speaker 1 get that little nigga dressed.

Speaker 1 Matter of fact, this is not gonna make it, this is not a negotiation.

Speaker 1 Oh man,

Speaker 1 the same

Speaker 1 literally, something, y'all, because I can't,

Speaker 1 I can't say that.

Speaker 1 You want to square up with the air so bad? What?

Speaker 1 Because then there's like dad guilt, too. There's dad guilt.
Now, I mean, you're giving me whatever story you're giving me. I'm going to be the guy to take my kid away from his mom on Christmas.

Speaker 1 I thought about it, but I don't. He don't give a fuck.
Let me think about that.

Speaker 1 Look, I got the message. Christmas Eve, 5.30.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 Because we have a set time for

Speaker 1 the pickup on the pickup.

Speaker 1 Between 7.30 a.m. and 8 a.m.

Speaker 1 That's the time. He's different all all the time.
No, you're a better dad. No, he's different.
He's a better dad. He's not liberal.

Speaker 1 That nigga at 7.29, that nigga is outside. Outside, I'm outside.

Speaker 1 Now, wait. When he said 7.30, I'm outside.

Speaker 1 I'm telling her because I'm trying to be trapped. He's different, yo.
So, yo, would you like to get her a little later than usual tomorrow?

Speaker 1 I said, what's later?

Speaker 1 Because this is my first time having her on Christmas.

Speaker 1 So she's like, oh, I'm like 10, 11. No,

Speaker 1 that's morning. Morning's over.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that ain't. I need you to open gifts here with us here in the morning.
So

Speaker 1 then I said, all right, check it out.

Speaker 1 I'll do that. New Year's Eve is coming up.
I'll pick her up later then, too.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, I can't do that. Oh, well, that's it.
Cee, see you 7.30. And I'll 7.30 pick my baby.
Sendry on that shit. It's Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 You want him tonight so you can wake up with them in the morning? No.

Speaker 1 That shit ain't.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck she thought she was talking about?

Speaker 1 Hey, free.

Speaker 1 She's trying to make that Chichel juicy, too. Want to take them tonight so you can wake up and have them in the morning and share the morning together?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Not at all.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm running around tonight.

Speaker 1 I'm shaking my ass.

Speaker 1 Oh, wake up with nobody, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 2025, I will be less insane. No, you're not.
No, no. No, it's true.
I'm telling you. No, you're not.
We're telling you. I'm telling you, no, it's true.
Nah.

Speaker 1 Mel. Yes.

Speaker 1 I thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry.

Speaker 1 Y'all want to tell us how your Christmas was? Yeah, Mel. What's up? Yeah.
It was cool.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. That led right into my other shot I had.

Speaker 1 Go Go ahead. Oh shit, itchino the shot.

Speaker 1 Do freeze though?

Speaker 1 I don't

Speaker 1 know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 This nigga is an idiot.

Speaker 1 Get off of me, yo.

Speaker 1 You need no. Yo, get off of me, yo.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Stay the course. Stay focused.
You were going to

Speaker 1 have the billboard inquiry. You don't want to.

Speaker 1 That beat, come on.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Please don't.
Computer just freezing, buddy. Please, I hope it.

Speaker 1 I hope it

Speaker 1 should shut down. I hope that shit shut down.

Speaker 1 That shit shut all the way down. Don't work at all.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 All right. It's still doing something funny.
I hope it's not the song. I think

Speaker 1 it's doing something funny right now. But let's just

Speaker 1 anyway.

Speaker 1 Yo, I hope not. I want to hear

Speaker 1 ma'am. Yes.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, man.

Speaker 1 That was your grip.

Speaker 1 It was cool. Now, keep going.

Speaker 1 No, because you see what it's doing. No worries.
I'm a hard reset.

Speaker 1 You're going to get to it.

Speaker 1 I reload this bitch.

Speaker 1 I'll go buy a new one.

Speaker 1 But in the meantime,

Speaker 1 a lot of y'all out there,

Speaker 1 the beautiful women that I follow, a lot of y'all had your little family coming out parties.

Speaker 1 Oh my lord, I didn't know how many of y'all had five kids and a nigga

Speaker 1 and Africans.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all, when girls found out a plant,

Speaker 1 they had mad kids with them African in the run.

Speaker 1 All of Simon had ass niggas. No, they did that shit.
Made them put on some pajamas. It was a lot of unveils.
Oh, please. In nice kitchens.

Speaker 1 In nice kitchens, you bitches. Africans.

Speaker 1 Oh, my lord. Anyway, Mel.
Get them Nigerians.

Speaker 1 They was coming. I'm like, oh, I've been farming this bitch for seven years.

Speaker 1 She had six kids and two niggas.

Speaker 1 Two niggas.

Speaker 1 All you see was hills. Oh, my lord.

Speaker 1 If I never see another pajama set again. Anyway.
Mel. Yes.
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 I just, I was chilling.

Speaker 1 Hung out with some friends.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 That's what's up. I don't want to laugh at you, yo.
I don't want to. I promise you, I don't.
Get a friend's

Speaker 1 Frismus.

Speaker 1 From this.

Speaker 1 Look at you.

Speaker 1 You can't lay the foundation.

Speaker 1 Because you ain't got to know good.

Speaker 1 I really am just interested in your Christmas. I don't know what's going on with the laptop, but no matter what the topic is, when this starts, I'm coming back up.

Speaker 1 Do you know what we're talking about?

Speaker 2 I have a slight idea,

Speaker 2 but I just would rather you say a word.

Speaker 1 Just won't worry. Let the joke unfurl.
Because I think I know what he's talking about, but I'm not even absolutely certain. It should know exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 And Mel no, too. Mel no.

Speaker 1 No, open.

Speaker 1 Yeah. See, look at that.
So, what y'all went out to dinner, Mel?

Speaker 1 What'd y'all do? You said you hung out with your friends. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Games. Got it.
Open presents. That sort of thing.
I didn't get a chance to go home to see fat. Well, not home.
I didn't get a chance to go see family, so I stuck with the friends this year.

Speaker 1 Jenga. Mm-hmm.
And Uno.

Speaker 2 No? No. Well, I didn't play Uno.

Speaker 1 You don't play Spades.

Speaker 2 I don't play either one. You're right.
Absolutely right. No.
You don't play Una? I like to play Heads Up.

Speaker 1 Oh, what's that?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm a fucking champ at Heads Up.

Speaker 1 Step your shit up, dog.

Speaker 1 We play taboo. I was just going to ask you to play taboo.
Keep your white heads up over there. We play taboo, dog.

Speaker 1 And I will fucking do it, yo. I fucking do it.

Speaker 1 I knew it, dog.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 Yo, still, sometimes you gotta just be on the boat.

Speaker 1 You just gotta be chilling on the boat. Yo, sometimes you just gotta get dressed for a game of heads off.

Speaker 1 Yo, sometimes you gotta rally up your friends

Speaker 1 and just play some jenga or just anything. A little bit of Uno.
Anything to keep your mind off of things.

Speaker 1 You gotta just turn your phone on

Speaker 1 DND.

Speaker 1 God damn.

Speaker 1 And another one, girl. And another one.

Speaker 1 Another one.

Speaker 1 You're taking way too much pleasure in this show.

Speaker 1 I know it, yo. I knew it.
I first grabbed a laptop. I saw it

Speaker 1 beat, bro. I knew it.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 You sure?

Speaker 1 You sure? That's it for now. Okay.
For now.

Speaker 2 We'll put a pin in it, right?

Speaker 1 But how did you feel?

Speaker 1 How did you?

Speaker 1 Like, did you know?

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 I got 21 questions.

Speaker 1 Like, were you as shocked as I? No, Corey. No.

Speaker 1 No?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 That's what you fucking gonna say, yo.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. How long did you know?

Speaker 1 For a while.

Speaker 1 You look so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 This shit is tricky, boy.

Speaker 1 DIC told you, niggas.

Speaker 1 It's tricky.

Speaker 1 All right. Fine.

Speaker 1 But that just forgot.

Speaker 1 That was was recently, though, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it don't feel good, huh? It don't feel good.

Speaker 1 I'm so okay.

Speaker 2 I'm like better than that.

Speaker 1 Well, no, I'm talking about being in the spot with the questions coming at you, like you do to me.

Speaker 2 I'm so used to it.

Speaker 1 Fuck that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Brothers? Nope.

Speaker 1 Nice sneakers, man.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 Where would you gentlemen and lady like to start today?

Speaker 1 Did you text him?

Speaker 1 We are in. I know you sent a text.
Come on.

Speaker 1 Different countries.

Speaker 2 Constant communication.

Speaker 2 What the cock?

Speaker 1 What the? Send me gloss. Send me glosses.
Send me glosses, man. Send me glosses.

Speaker 1 You're right.

Speaker 2 I know it's like, it's like, it's so weird how people act when like shit is like super transparent between them, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Okay.

Speaker 1 Swim back to the ledge.

Speaker 1 Rock him setting up. Out of there.

Speaker 1 I got one last one.

Speaker 1 You didn't care?

Speaker 1 No, not even a little bit.

Speaker 1 Young thug. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There we go. There's a few niggas out here thugging.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, this was the thug week. That's why I like Christmas, though.
That is why I like Christmas. It does expose all the bullshit.
Oh, all the bullshit come out. I love love it.
I absolutely love it.

Speaker 1 Front and center. Yeah.
Yeah. That's it's coming out.

Speaker 1 Who was just holding all young thugs' private conversations? Yo, dog, I wonder if he can sue.

Speaker 1 He has to be. I don't think so.

Speaker 2 Why? He's in jail during the time of the call, and they say in the beginning of the call, these calls are recorded, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but not for public games. They are not for the public.

Speaker 2 How does Dateline get these fucking calls?

Speaker 1 They pay. Okay, well.
Yeah, dog. Somebody from inside the jail leaked that shit or sold that shit.
For sure.

Speaker 1 It ain't privileged.

Speaker 1 It's not like if a video is... It's about him talking to his lawyer.
That's different. I don't know that.

Speaker 1 That's attorney privilege. I know.
I'm just saying. I don't know that.
I don't know. The phone calls from him

Speaker 1 on the jail phone, that still might be property of the state or some shit.

Speaker 1 And what we're talking about is on Christmas Eve or a day before, just Christmas week, young thugs' jail phone calls started being leaked to the public across socials. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was a call with the Lena girl.

Speaker 1 It was another call with, who was the other call? It was another call.

Speaker 1 It was one with him and him.

Speaker 1 There was one with him and his man, where he was telling his man, yo, she loved me too much.

Speaker 1 So all of these videos began to leak. Of course, Young Thug and Mariah the Scientist, long-term relationship.
She was holding them down. She was canceling tour dates to go drive to the gym.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She jumped off the tour sooner.

Speaker 1 Not even weakers. I'm out the game, but

Speaker 1 niggas gonna nigga all day. Niggas gonna all day forever.

Speaker 1 The niggas ain't we won't never stop the nigging. They don't want.

Speaker 1 Yo, know what?

Speaker 1 You can talk, it's okay. It's not from you.
Make it from somebody else. Come on, you can tell us.
Be honest on Shorty. Yo, watching him talk to Shorty.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I felt surprised.

Speaker 1 I felt proud. My nigga was up there like,

Speaker 1 you know, you just be watching him cry. You just be.

Speaker 1 But in your head, what are you saying? But nah, I mean, you said it. What was he saying in his head, though? I ain't make you say it.
You said it.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean it like that. I don't know what you meant.
I just know what you said, man.

Speaker 1 Cool.

Speaker 1 You such a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 You are a piece of peace.

Speaker 1 He's done it. He's stunted.
He's a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 You

Speaker 1 do. Or you just better at it than me.
I always felt a little bad. Shit.
I felt bad when this story leaked. I was like, oh, poor Mariah.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I felt a little bad. No, no, no, no.
I ain't talking about that part. I'm talking about seeing.
She was at the shows,

Speaker 1 young.

Speaker 1 My man. My man.
Yo, don't be the one.

Speaker 1 I love a good my man, my man, my manner.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we all. Those are the greatest to get off.
You're my sides, my sides, my sides.

Speaker 1 Back in the day. You hear me? Back in the day, many years ago.
Many years ago. Many, many, many, many, many years ago.
Many years ago. I don't want to misrepresent myself

Speaker 1 today.

Speaker 1 Today.

Speaker 1 Yo, you just told us the pod.

Speaker 1 So pod, nigga. I said many years ago.
Young God put the disclaimer out. We all don't understand this situation.
My bitch be listening.

Speaker 1 And her understanding don't be like mine. Don't be the same.
And it don't be like mine sometimes. I just be wanting to make it clear.
But yeah, I felt bad for Mariah. I did.
Oh, for sure. I did.
No.

Speaker 1 1,000%.

Speaker 1 But I'm talking about hearing her.

Speaker 1 Because I don't know what their relationship is. I don't care.
She might be cool with that. She held them down.
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 So to find out like this,

Speaker 1 it ain't the on Christmas? Yeah, that's. Your man is on for Christmas, and now you got to see your man talking to some other, y'all mean?

Speaker 1 But the other side and how he was carrying, surely I was sitting there like,

Speaker 1 hey, nigga, put the P in there. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 It was cool. What did y'all think of all?

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, Lena.

Speaker 1 I don't want to spend too long on this, but there's so much to say on a little bit. Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 That's Shorty's name? Yeah. And she's married, right? She's married to Devin Haney, which is Junior, which is why this is a thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, let me ask you a question. Now, shoot.
Two questions. Oh, go ahead.
Anybody know when they got married?

Speaker 1 It don't matter when they got married.

Speaker 2 It didn't happen yesterday.

Speaker 1 It does not matter.

Speaker 1 This young lady has been outside.

Speaker 1 Oh. They got married spring 2023.
Huh. And thug got locked up when? Before that.
Before that.

Speaker 1 Not much before that.

Speaker 1 People that have been outside have seen this girl outside.

Speaker 1 You know where she's from, right? And two days later, she was supposed to pick me and my husband. That's why you got respected.

Speaker 1 I don't know why niggas think they're the only ones out here moving around. Yeah, that's true.
Niggas are not the only ones out here moving around. Or the only niggas with game.

Speaker 1 Some of these chicks got more game than the Parker Brothers. And some of these niggas beat them.
Yeah, they're going right for it, too.

Speaker 1 And listen, these niggas is such suckers, not speaking to anybody in particularly, but niggas is such suckers that for the girls, it don't even take a whole lot of of game. It's just taking honesty.

Speaker 1 Yo, I'm with you Tuesday and Wednesday, nigga. When I leave you, I'm going over here to do this over here at the Timberwolves game for a few.
Then I'm going to Aspen.

Speaker 1 I'm flying there with the London soccer nigga that don't know none of y'all. No, no, no, look.
From there, I will be in Turks soon. Hey, y'all know a Nail Tech and Turks?

Speaker 1 They can put it right in the store.

Speaker 1 Does anybody know MUA? M-UA. M-U-A and Turks.
I'm here just for 24 hours. Remember, it's different.
What Corinne was saying about, she was like, yo, I tell whoever I'm with. If he call, I go.

Speaker 1 It's different. I will pick up the middle of the middle.
What is the difference, bitch?

Speaker 1 We understand that.

Speaker 1 Right? We understand that. Once you put a ring on somebody's finger, that understanding, I don't think, is the same.
That's not the one.

Speaker 1 That's not always true. I just told you Wayne's shit.
I couldn't disagree more. That he different.
Some people do

Speaker 1 that.

Speaker 1 We in a different league in this class that we're talking talking about. We're not talking about homeboy to work at the bodega.
Nah, I know.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about once you get because we all understand the game is the game.

Speaker 1 But once you decide to marry somebody, I only know of that one situation that Ice is talking about. But that's because she.

Speaker 1 But she is a different mom. Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying? She's open like that. I'm pretty sure it's a couple of them out there.
Man, niggas just don't want nobody to marry.

Speaker 1 You in a generation of young women that come from the Corinne family tree. That may be so.
That may be true.

Speaker 1 We not the only ones that see what's going on out there. The girls have it good right now.
If I could go marry this simp-ass nigga, again, I'm not speaking specifically about them.

Speaker 1 I'm just speaking in general.

Speaker 1 If I can go marry the simp that's gonna hold it down and still get my 10K from you, my 20K from you, my 7K from you, he ain't gonna pay me, but he gonna pay for the bags and all that shit.

Speaker 1 Him, I only even got to speak to once every six months over here. Like,

Speaker 1 we not the only ones ones. The hills have eyes.

Speaker 1 And for the dude that's the simp dude or whatever, he might be fucking reaping a benefit to keeping 20% of you off your off your fucking tax. Good point.

Speaker 1 On top of maybe getting a cut of whatever the little ticket you're driving whatever he's driving, living with the driver. They're playing high stakes ultimatum.

Speaker 1 From a moral standpoint, obviously, it's crazy, but I could like.

Speaker 2 Have you ever heard of a situation like what you just described?

Speaker 1 Yeah, kind of. Only one.
Not famous people. No, the only one I've ever heard of.
But like swinger-type relationships or open relationships at a marriage level? Yeah, that exists.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but what you just described in terms of, yeah, in terms of him benefiting from

Speaker 1 pimps.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I was speaking more to the sex benefit than the making money off of whatever clicks. Okay, okay, okay.
Niggas marry the boys. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yo, niggas are marrying these. I don't understand.
Niggas are marrying these women. She's doing what she do.
I know what she do. That's what I'm a fan of.

Speaker 1 I'm going to marry her because I want to experience that majority of my years.

Speaker 1 And yeah, if she going to go running around over there, I'm going to go do it. Like, everybody don't have a big beef with it.
That's true. I ain't really heard nothing from Devin Haney.

Speaker 1 No, I stand corrected. Because, again, it is

Speaker 1 if you're going to reap the benefits of what she out here doing, you are pimping. You pimping.
You're right. No matter how you put it.

Speaker 1 And then my thing is, like,

Speaker 1 and listen, a lot of guys have had it bad, like, ushered this holiday run.

Speaker 1 But the flip side of that coin is even with the Travis shit, is yo, niggas love who they love and you mind your fucking business.

Speaker 1 Like, who are we to say what people know or don't know about the person that they're into? It's a whole fleet of these young NBA 21, 22, 23, 24-year-olds that's searching for this.

Speaker 1 They're coming in the league to get this type of treatment from this type of girl. Yeah.
And Lena is

Speaker 2 that type of girl.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 man. So, I mean, shit, if that's who we love, that's what we love.
But

Speaker 1 it gets sticky when Thug tweets with him. Now, the tweets we can discuss.
A little sticky. Now, the tweets we can discuss.
Because,

Speaker 1 nah.

Speaker 1 Not and I'm a boxer. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Not if I'm a boxer. No, you can't go tweet.

Speaker 1 He said, I can have that little shit right now if I wanted it. But she's been pushing the pee harder than niggas, LOL.
That's the twin. I got who I want.

Speaker 1 So tell me. What? Yeah, tell me what

Speaker 1 boxing.

Speaker 1 He's a boxer. He can fight.
Pistol all in my pocket. I ain't got no time to be boxing.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I'll take my chances with that after you just came home from that Rico. No, you won't.

Speaker 2 What's the twin part?

Speaker 1 I'll take my chances with that. That's like a nickname that the young boys be saying now.
Like, what up, twin? You don't be hearing J. Walnutson? Yeah, yeah, but.
Did nobody call you twin?

Speaker 1 Is he talking about her being his twin?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's saying her. Yeah, that's the twin.
Mel, can you not honk yourself?

Speaker 1 But at least pretend follow up in the context.

Speaker 1 I'm doing my best. Yeah, I'm doing my best.
Twin,

Speaker 1 it's a pet name. Just look at it like the terminal.

Speaker 2 I know what the fuck it means.

Speaker 1 Then what the hell are you saying?

Speaker 2 I just have never heard it being referenced in that way. He's calling her his twin?

Speaker 1 Yes. So is that like Mel, no more in this? I love it.
Yeah, no more on this. I love it.
Mel learns the slug. I love it.
I love it. It's my favorite part of this episode.
I mean, a cultural icon.

Speaker 1 I know what twin means. It's all right.

Speaker 1 But I've never heard a guy call a girl that. That's common.
It's in songs now.

Speaker 1 I know. I know.
I know. You're going to keep saying I know while not knowing.

Speaker 2 I've never heard it used that way.

Speaker 1 We're saying in a double way that there is a new way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's common now. Very common.

Speaker 1 Okay. So now,

Speaker 1 my wife is my wife. She's moving how she moving, and I love her.
That's my decision.

Speaker 1 You tweeting like that, I have a problem with.

Speaker 1 I would too. I would either.
You tweeting like that, I have a problem with. 100%.
For sure.

Speaker 1 Fuck is you talking? I can have a little shit. I can have a little bit.
What?

Speaker 1 Even if it's true. Yo, y'all sound crazy to me.
Tell me more. So Shorty's moving how she's moving.

Speaker 1 You could care less about that piece. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got to take what comes along with that. No.
I don't got to take that in disrespect.

Speaker 1 You don't have to. No, you don't.
I could easily have a problem with that. You can move how you move, but

Speaker 1 that's just disrespect. And Shorty moving how she's moving, there's no guarantee that whoever she's moving around with is going to respect you or not spill the beans.

Speaker 2 They're not going to respect you. Or not spill the beans.

Speaker 1 And these sensitive ass niggas can take up an issue with as many of those people as they feel. That's their choice.
All right, well, nigga, sit your dumbass down.

Speaker 1 You can't hate the players of the game, bro. The rules are the rules, and the rules don't change.
Everybody don't play the game accordingly, but

Speaker 1 I got faithful before that twin shit became a thing.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying? That's also one of those things that would trigger me.
Twin is the new,

Speaker 1 what they was doing behind Brother.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Twin is that. I remember that.
Yeah, no, I was there for the Brothers. 77, brothers.

Speaker 1 They are 77, brothers. What does twin mean? Y'all not nothing alike.

Speaker 1 Oh, they alike. I know that.
Did you know?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't give a fuck if they the Siamesiest of twins. Exactly.
Don't call my nothing twin and say, I can have that little shit whenever I want. Sorry, buddy.
Even if it's true, keep it to yourself.

Speaker 1 Keep her in the house. Hey, write it in your diary.
Keep her in the house. Stop it.
I'm dead ass. Nobody's keeping them in the house.
Well, she's twinning. Some people are keeping them in the house.

Speaker 1 She's twinning then.

Speaker 1 You can't have it both ways, yo.

Speaker 1 i'm trying no i'm not i'm stuck because right after that uh i think one of the g4 boys somebody else popped up and started talking some talking about

Speaker 1 i had on this day oh i ain't see that yeah like the nelk boys somebody wow she

Speaker 1 yep she outside that's what i tell y'all about discernment

Speaker 1 if i if i know you fuck one of the Nelk boys.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what that is. I don't know what that is either.
That's them two little white boys that was kissing on each other in Miami with the funny hair because this brother is.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's the Island.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, maybe it's the Island Boys. Maybe I'm fucking the Nelk Boys up.
Sorry, Nelk Boys, whoever y'all are. You fuck anybody with boys

Speaker 1 that wasn't in the boys. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Nah, I'm cool on that. My heart goes out to everybody.
The worst part about that for me is whoever leaked it, not that they leaked it, but when they leaked it. Don't do that on Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy doing it.
Have a heart. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then the thug tried to clean it up. He said, I'm sorry to my baby for all this bullshit on the internet.
I love you, baby, and fuck them all. We know what's up with us.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 1 Nah. Whole internet's all right.
Keeping it to P. I know.
I know. And then.
Keeping it P, glad y'all fucked up out there.

Speaker 1 She's so mad. I said Merry Christmas, and she said, Thank you.
Thank you. Thanks.
Thanks.

Speaker 1 That's funny.

Speaker 1 It's a funny tweet.

Speaker 1 I told you,

Speaker 1 it ain't funny when you're going through it. That's true.
Because I said he was still, he's good with that.

Speaker 1 Because that's what you're doing. That message went through.
Yeah, you know what you're doing. You wasn't blocked.
And she responded? Of course. Yeah,

Speaker 1 straight. Nigga, they was next to each other.

Speaker 1 And she might have, and she might have had a very good Christmas. I'm sure she did.
Oh, of course. All drama aside.
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm sure that they'll be fine. And

Speaker 1 I just Googled the Nelk Boys.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to ride with you on this one, my brother.

Speaker 1 I'm going to ride with you on this one, my brother.

Speaker 1 What? There's nobody that's that cute. I'm good on that.
There's nobody that's that cute. If one of them could pop.

Speaker 1 Now it sounds like milk boy hate, but. And don't.
It's the truth. I'm sorry.
But, nigga, what you said the other day about Shorty letting gave him homeboy some y'all mean.

Speaker 1 If that could happen, I'm good. Yeah, no, that's a rule of thumb.

Speaker 1 I'm good on it.

Speaker 1 I'm not spending another second on any of that Travis Hunter stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm not. I feel you.
I ain't.

Speaker 1 It is what it is. And what I will say is a lot of you doofy dudes out there and women, you got to put the chastity belt on when doofy niggas are trying to fuck.

Speaker 1 Because now homeboy from 2017

Speaker 1 is going in his phone. Yeah,

Speaker 1 leaking the sound. Back to discernment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. I hate seeing all the people like, oh, man.

Speaker 1 How dare she do that? Like, that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was. I'm not with Revenge Porn.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's exactly what it is. Like, and you wouldn't be mad.
If you're in his shoes, you wouldn't be mad at her about that. Like, oh, yeah, she was making him super, whatever the fuck she was doing.

Speaker 1 She should have been. That's her fucking man at the time.
The one, the one corny dude that came out after the fact and was like, yo, this actually happened a long time ago. I just made it.

Speaker 1 I was clout chasing. Yeah, you can see that.
It seemed like it's now like

Speaker 1 that shit is crazy. Three years ago was the thing.
All the screen casts. Yeah, but they've been together five.

Speaker 1 Yo, guess what? I don't want to know that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't want to know all these intricate details of none of these people's relationships. But that goes to the other point where everybody's just oversharing.

Speaker 1 I'm cool until a car gets burnt on fire. Then I want to hear

Speaker 1 what happened.

Speaker 1 Like, if the story ends in a bang, then you got me. But all of this other shit, I'm cool, fam.
I'm cool. I am.

Speaker 1 My heart goes out to all. Indeed.
And all y'all out there fucking. Indeed.
That is clear. Yeah.

Speaker 1 A lot of pregnancy reveals, too.

Speaker 1 This little holiday season. Seeing the little motherfuckers I follow, I ain't know they was taking the pictures at an angle for a reason.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was a lot of reveals. There was a lot of them.
I'm like, wait, wait, I'm here. Ho, ho, ho.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, congratulations. You can follow.
Everybody wants a Virgo.

Speaker 1 But outside of that,

Speaker 1 outside of that, yeah. Virgos, you know the vibes.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? I've been already three or four months. Huh? And the shit I've seen.

Speaker 1 They

Speaker 1 Yeah, they had the little baby bump. One little.
No, no, now it's a little grown. Like that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 We celebrate every bundle of joy.

Speaker 1 Nigga here now. Nigga here.
We celebrating them little shits.

Speaker 1 That is true.

Speaker 1 I keep telling my parents now, I don't give a fuck how much y'all fight. Like, y'all got along when I needed you to.
I'm here.

Speaker 1 That's the end.

Speaker 1 Have at it.

Speaker 1 Go on over there and not get along for fucking 60 years, 70 years. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 That job done. I'm on Earth.
Yeah. Chilling.
Menace. Chilling, too.

Speaker 1 Menacing Earth. Chilling.

Speaker 1 What else?

Speaker 1 What else is super important or unimportant? I feel like a lot happened,

Speaker 1 but I did. I missed it.
Well, you wasn't here. Did you get a chance to listen to Scissors Deluxe? Yes.

Speaker 1 Get your thoughts on it. We touched on it briefly, Paul.

Speaker 1 Scissors Deluxe, I enjoyed. I listened to it a bunch more.
I have some different thoughts than I did before. Better or worse?

Speaker 1 It feels like a bunch of demos, to me, honestly. You took the next sentence out of my mouth while I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 I think she's too talented to not make good music, but it felt unfocused, I guess I would say. Yeah, it felt like,

Speaker 1 let me just hit the vault with these good sounding scraps

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 deliver it.

Speaker 1 Are we

Speaker 1 mad at that? No, she's not. No, not at all.
No, no, no, no. No, I'm not.
Because Scissor on a laundry day is better than most of the field. Yes.
So it's some good slaps on it.

Speaker 1 I mean, I was disappointed because right when I thought Scissor was about to scissor on a couple of the songs, it ended. So, like, you're giving me a lot of these too many

Speaker 1 210. I know what a Scissor bridge sound like on this.
I know what a...

Speaker 1 Right? Like, and it was supposed to be like the R ⁇ B, but I saw it when she can't help but get into her. Yeah, she's

Speaker 1 got a lot of people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they sound good.

Speaker 1 They sound good. I ain't like them, but scissors.
I skipped those. And I mean, I'll get into this a little bit of this

Speaker 1 when we review Beyonce, but it's like

Speaker 1 it's difficult for the greats today for me.

Speaker 1 Because they've been so great?

Speaker 1 How do you do it? You've already pushed every boundary. You've proven yourself to every demographic from 10 to 80.

Speaker 1 Like, what else is there for Beyonce to do? And that's what I think they're challenging themselves. And we start dissing them when they start to try to go do experimental shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, I've already mastered this over here, right? Like, I know Kung Fu. So let me go try some other martial art shit to go, you know what I'm saying? And we diss them.

Speaker 1 Yo, they went away from, fam, I did this shit to death. Yeah, but dissing is.
So that pop, so the pop shit that she did the last time? I like that shit. I was sweating that shit.
I love that shit.

Speaker 1 I didn't like the pop shit.

Speaker 1 That was my critique. Oh, I love that album.
That album was crazy.

Speaker 1 It was too much of it. That's why I like the deluxe, though.
It's not as much of it on there.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at experimenting, you know, taking a step over here, trying something different, but still give me.

Speaker 1 I'm one of the fans that I want what I became a fan of. Okay.
So

Speaker 1 don't isolate me by completely experimenting and going over there. Like, I still want it to be majority of what I'm here for.
You can do the extra shit. I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 But like, for me, I like it sprinkled in.

Speaker 1 I see it from both angles. He not wrong, because, yo, dog, if I'm buying your album, I'm assuming that I'm getting this, because this is what your brand is.

Speaker 1 Them fucking flutes.

Speaker 1 That's why they put that. It got to be.
Look,

Speaker 1 if I mastered this, like y'all saying, if I already mastered this and I did it to death, and artistically, I'm over here. Right.
If you're a fan,

Speaker 1 ride with me over here. I'm not mad.
See, I disagree with that.

Speaker 1 Because if you're a fan. I said I see both sides.
Yeah, because I don't have to be.

Speaker 1 That's stand culture to me. Where it's like, I'm just going to rock out with whatever you do, whether you have it or not.
That's true. Like, you can experiment and do something.

Speaker 1 I don't think that's true. You can experiment and do something, and I not like it.
That's true. A thousand percent.
So I don't have to ride with that. That's true.
I agree with that. And my money.

Speaker 1 So if my experimentation is going to eventually lead to a different sector of greatness, then I'll take that.

Speaker 1 Niggas dissed the shit out of 808s.

Speaker 1 I remember that. I remember that.
Niggas dissed that shit. They did.
They hated that shit. But what Kanye is different.
What happens is people diss him because they.

Speaker 1 I wasn't talking to none of them people. They don't really know what

Speaker 1 to expect with him. Dumb people was stupid early.

Speaker 1 No, hold up for a minute. Because I don't give a fuck.
Niggas weren't. Maybe it was niggas dissing 808.

Speaker 1 Yo, they hated that shit. Y'all was dumb early.
It was early signs that 808 was about to do something different. Bro, niggas hated that shit.
Niggas absolutely hate that. Niggas hated that shit.

Speaker 1 Absolutely hated it. I must have been one of them.

Speaker 1 I didn't at first.

Speaker 1 I very quickly started seeing them call it a classic. Yeah, it turned quick.
It turned fast. It was good.

Speaker 1 That one, and for me, Last Train to Paris. When I first heard it, I was like, ah, this is not.
I'm cool.

Speaker 1 And years later, I was like, oh, my God, this shit is amazing.

Speaker 1 So it happens sometimes.

Speaker 1 But I don't think none of this, the Lana

Speaker 1 deluxe thing, I don't think any of this really pertains to. I don't think she was particularly.
No, no, no, no. I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 And just. I'm trying to bring it back around back to back to the Lan album.
It just felt, it felt like demos.

Speaker 1 Like, even to the fact that, like, it really sounds like they had the same reverb and EQ on everything and just left it.

Speaker 2 What do you think the purpose of the release was?

Speaker 1 I think that.

Speaker 1 They do have a tour coming up, so I mean, that may be part of the inspiration. Well, Sizza, if I remember correctly, had been promoting...
the RB portion of a deluxe for a year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she has been talking about it for a while. I think that she was working on this

Speaker 1 maybe very early in the year,

Speaker 1 heard

Speaker 1 the Euphoria beat playing distant from another room,

Speaker 1 and walked over there

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 quickly saw that Kendrick had a plan for the year, and it probably made some sense. I'm freestyling right now.
Don't think I spoke to somebody and got this.

Speaker 1 I just think she heard something, went in there, seen a man on a mission and was like you know what you got it let me hold up you got it because the timing couldn't be any better the streets is now asking for a kendrick and scissor uh ep

Speaker 1 joint project but i mean you say the timing couldn't be any better i mean they told us at the top of the year with that list that everybody that was dropping yeah td e took the year and i came in here and said i don't believe that I know and then they called me.

Speaker 1 And I came back and said, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Y'all, hey, I owe y'all an apology. Mad call for the shit that I say.
For real. For that.
My head stomped. That's a call for that.
But saying, I don't believe you. Yes.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm glad my people's over there and called me.

Speaker 1 Good. No, fuck me.
Fuck my.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 I didn't even think that was bad. But yeah, I didn't believe it.
But they've dropped everything this year that they said they were going to drop. And she was on the list.
How do we feel about the

Speaker 1 rumored punch-scissor split? I'm saying rumor because I don't know it to be a fact. Yeah, it's been a bunch of cryptic tweets and Instagram posts.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 They all followed each other because that's all more. It's not like an indication.
I think that's all marketing.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 1 Just to

Speaker 1 keep talk going. That's it.
Same way they do the... I used to always say that when the artists start beefing with one of them, Punch,

Speaker 1 because they want a release date,

Speaker 1 they know the release date already. Let's get on the internet.

Speaker 1 Let's get the people talking she said something i saw them tweet she put the uh text combo up she wanted to put out more music and he rep he responded and said oh let's let's let this breathe for a minute let's wait till christmas or new year's or something so to get people saying more music is coming again

Speaker 1 like he was like oh yeah yeah yeah like i'm they don't they move too militant and secretive for Just, I assume anything that ever hits the blogs or social media from anybody directly, there's a a plan.

Speaker 1 It's deliberate. They just don't move that way.
Ain't nobody running their mouth over here. Ain't nobody really venting against them like that, except one person, but you see what happened.

Speaker 1 So I think all of this is part of marketing for them.

Speaker 1 They sit back.

Speaker 1 They just draw up the beef. I would agree with that.
And even if it's not. The solid niggas over there.
Even if it's like real,

Speaker 1 that doesn't tell me what's to come like it normally would in an artist management split.

Speaker 1 When they said that Kendrick was leaving TDE, the internet was all in a fuss, and we've seen nothing but Kendrick TDE ever since.

Speaker 1 Family unity. So, yeah,

Speaker 1 our paperwork might say that we done right now, but our blood and our history, and I couldn't even see how that would make sense for SISA.

Speaker 1 Now, granted,

Speaker 1 there are some people that feel like, oh, I want to flourish on my own now. And it's been long enough, so I get that.
But SISA is creme de la creme, top of the top.

Speaker 1 They did it. They did.
And whether you fought with punch or did not the whole way through, y'all did it. So even if this is over for real,

Speaker 1 what does that mean? How could you be bad at that?

Speaker 1 Your next run, I could see you calling the guy that helped

Speaker 1 and them helping. And them helping.
I could see that happening. Even if you were completely not there anymore, I could still see them goddamn.

Speaker 1 So I don't know shit about shit, but I know, like Ice just finished saying, everybody over there

Speaker 1 comes off as a stand-up person. So so i don't think it'll be the normal

Speaker 1 the normal hootinanny see if this was another label i'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this right like even the lana album dropping as the sos deluxe

Speaker 1 and i think i touched on that when we did the uh patreon i was looking at

Speaker 1 pause

Speaker 1 um i was looking at that like that was weird to me because this is a whole new album is yeah but you tied it to this to your two-year-old album as a deluxe

Speaker 1 so i'm like was that the middle ground of okay you want to put more music out fine but you got one out i don't i'm i'm freestyling too you got one album left this is not going to count as your one album so we'll let you put it out as the deluxe so it could be still sos you still owe us a project we still got work to do but that's the way you'll get this album out I could see that if this were another label, because like I said, I've talked to artists that were down to that last album trying to get the the album out, and the labels say, No, no,

Speaker 1 we're not dropping until we renegotiate for two more albums. Right.
And if you don't want to renegotiate, we don't drop this album. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, listen, Scissors Big Jersey. Oh, that's

Speaker 1 I look forward to whatever she's doing next. I am enjoying, even if it is a bunch of demos, I'm enjoying it.
No, I still like it. Like I said, she makes

Speaker 1 bad music. She's fucking in there killing vocal runs.
The melodies are incredible. Oh, she's great.
It just feels half-cooked compared to the standard that she has set for herself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would agree. That's all.
I would agree with that. Or maybe that's why it's the deluxe.
Maybe. We're not going to make this a standalone if it's this.
Yeah, it could be that.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? We'll attach it over here so it lives under this project. Yeah.
Somebody over there call me and tell me everything we're wrong about. Oh, no, they're going to call you.

Speaker 1 That's how podcasters get information now. Just by saying the wrong shit publicly.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, you was wrong. This is really what it was.
Oh, thanks. And then don't say nothing, though.

Speaker 1 Tuesday would be lovely.

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Speaker 1 Mel Ford. Yes.

Speaker 1 Tell us about your live stream you did. You did a Christmas live stream.
I did. I was blessed enough to catch it.

Speaker 1 I was fortunate enough to get to lay eyes on this thing.

Speaker 1 Tell us all. Unfortunately,

Speaker 1 you missed it. I didn't know about it.
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Speaker 1 You got to hurry up and catch it. Mel, tell us all about it.
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Speaker 2 Okay, so it was.

Speaker 1 It was horrible.

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Wait,

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Because I didn't see it, so I want to hear it from you.

Speaker 2 Oh, it was a smoking hot mess.

Speaker 1 It was a fucking disaster.

Speaker 2 I heard some QBC selling shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard it was some Ph.T.

Speaker 1 I heard it was like Ph.T.

Speaker 1 What's PhD? Your version of QVC?

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Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 I had some really good shit to give away. What you gave?

Speaker 2 Okay, so

Speaker 1 first of all,

Speaker 1 it's your fault because you don't talk to her. Like, you don't

Speaker 1 know what you should say to her, and you don't say it. I don't even, I don't know.
She just wanders into the world. I don't speak to Mel in the outside world.
That's what I'm saying. You should.

Speaker 1 Because she just does this in the world. With no guidance.
You need a little bit of guidance, man. You know what? Go ahead.
Fuck you. Okay.

Speaker 1 So, what you get, man. But that would fix it.

Speaker 1 Some guidance?

Speaker 1 Any tutor.

Speaker 1 Any type of mentor.

Speaker 1 Fuck somebody. Okay, listen.

Speaker 2 Listen, you sack of shit.

Speaker 1 Fucking say something positive.

Speaker 1 You look great.

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No, Dutch. Greta.

Speaker 1 You were jumping on a. Trampoline.
Uh-huh. Okay, now hold on.

Speaker 2 Let's back up a little bit.

Speaker 1 The man show is back.

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Speaker 2 I'm asking you to say something nice about the fucking production.

Speaker 1 You look great.

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Speaker 1 they gave you, I mean, you do have a piece of rewatchable content.

Speaker 2 Did you like my set, at least?

Speaker 1 The set looked nice. Thank you.
There you go. The set looked well-to-do.
How was the trampoline? Thank you. Put all your energy into the set.

Speaker 1 No. Yo.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So,

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Speaker 1 Oh, this set did look nice. Oh, this is

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Speaker 2 Listen, one of the things that I've learned about 2024 is to fail forward.

Speaker 1 Okay? Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. Fail forward.
That's what you know. Not everything.

Speaker 2 And also another lesson that I've learned in 2024

Speaker 2 is that

Speaker 2 perfect is the enemy of good.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 2 And sometimes,

Speaker 1 sometimes,

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Speaker 1 And that's good enough.

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Speaker 1 Okay?

Speaker 2 So, I wanted to do this YouTube live. I wanted to do Melissa's favorite thing, kind of like what Oprah used to do.
I do not have Oprah money. I don't have Oprah production.

Speaker 2 So, we did the best that we had with

Speaker 2 what we got. I had a lot of products send me things to be featured.
And then I had all the stuff that I really liked as well. Started my Amazon store.

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I see what you did.

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 I can't find it.

Speaker 2 I'm going to let you. I'm going to let you.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying anything. So you were selling the trampoline.
I'm not saying a word. She was selling ass.

Speaker 1 She was up there selling ass. You had on a little.
Why are you looking? I don't want no smoke. You looking like you're about to come in.
I don't want no beef.

Speaker 1 I I had on you are, but why are you ad fishing like this?

Speaker 2 I'm not ad fishing, it really is things that I really like and bought with my own money. But then there's other things that, like,

Speaker 1 you know, anyway, I have a time stamp from it. I'm not gonna play it because then they're gonna call it.

Speaker 2 trampoline too. No, there's a vibrate, vibrational plate.

Speaker 1 Oh, she started talking about Al Horford's weed company and segued that into the house. Al Harrington.
Al Harrington and Al Horford. Shout out to Al Harrington.

Speaker 1 Yeah, niggas gotta pay over here.

Speaker 1 And then segued that somehow into like some menopause shit. It's true.
So what?

Speaker 2 Suck a dick.

Speaker 2 Okay, I have a lot of women who are either perimenopausal post or heading towards it, and their sleep cycles are fucked.

Speaker 1 Wait, was Daisy right there in the little bag the whole time? Daisy took a shit on the sets.

Speaker 1 Daisy shitted live on live stream. For real?

Speaker 2 Yes, her stomach was not doing okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, poor Daisy.

Speaker 2 And we know that Daisy.

Speaker 1 She's somewhere safe, right? Yeah. She's in her bag.

Speaker 1 Mel, don't do this again.

Speaker 1 All right?

Speaker 1 Stop. No.

Speaker 2 You know what, you need to be a little bit more.

Speaker 1 So let me

Speaker 1 go.

Speaker 1 Supportive. Well, go on.

Speaker 1 In your endeavors. We got to talk about that, though.

Speaker 1 Being supportive. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Support amongst friends. Like, remember, like, when your man come and give you the trash mixtape and tell you I'm rapping.
Like, when is the time to say,

Speaker 2 you calling my whole thing?

Speaker 2 Hey,

Speaker 1 stop doing this. Like, or should you enable your friend? Yo, the forklift niggas is paying $14.50 an hour.

Speaker 1 Yo, go get jobs.

Speaker 1 Go do some constructive shit out there. Not you.
Yo,

Speaker 1 did it prove beneficial? At least. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, extraordinarily.

Speaker 1 Got you. Mm-hmm.
You got some ads.

Speaker 1 I have a lot.

Speaker 2 I have a lot cooking for second season.

Speaker 1 I used to say it to you if you want to just peruse.

Speaker 2 Are you watching it right now?

Speaker 1 Please.

Speaker 1 I'm not lying.

Speaker 1 You'll see. Melbourne.
You'll see. All right.

Speaker 2 Listen, you know that I keep my fucking cards close to the vest, okay? I don't tell y'all motherfuckers everything.

Speaker 1 But, all right.

Speaker 2 You're such a hater.

Speaker 1 You're such a hater.

Speaker 1 Corey, why are you? I've around as you do. I do.

Speaker 1 I heard you. I can't believe it was jumping up and down on it.
Check it out.

Speaker 1 I was jumping up and down.

Speaker 2 Okay, so the reason for the trampoline, okay?

Speaker 1 With a little outfit on? Yeah, it was like a little bit of a little outfit.

Speaker 2 I'm wearing the same shit I wear in the gym.

Speaker 1 It was spandex. But it wasn't a fancy salad.
I wear spandex in the gym.

Speaker 1 As you should, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 You bouncing.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Go check it out with you in a minute. But for real, just lay eyes on this stuff.

Speaker 2 The reason why

Speaker 1 the mini trampoline is my favorite one of my

Speaker 1 favorite things.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 You know what? Feel free. You are.

Speaker 2 Feel free to send help my way.

Speaker 1 You are a project.

Speaker 1 You know how niggas like a project. You know what? Niggas love a project.
It's cool. It's cool.

Speaker 2 It's cool. You're going to see.
You're going to see. You're going to see next year.

Speaker 1 That's true. Here's my final rag on mail question for you, and then we can talk about Beyonce.

Speaker 1 I went home and thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry.

Speaker 1 I'm asking one question,

Speaker 1 and I'm leaving it alone forever. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. I watched it back like 90 times.

Speaker 1 That was a great episode.

Speaker 1 Classic. Should have gone triple.
She was cooking. No, that was one of the best episodes ever.
Shout out to Bill. She was in bad.
Yeah, no, you smoked bad.

Speaker 1 But everything you were saying to me in regards to the billboard, ain't that the same shit that Redacted was saying to you?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Do you remember what one of my points was?

Speaker 1 Hello.

Speaker 1 Hello.

Speaker 1 She's talking to you, big dog. I said two words.
It's over now.

Speaker 2 I said two very important words.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I said two very important words. What? Sweat equity.

Speaker 1 And speaking of sweat equity. Beyonce, man, what a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 What a Super Bowl performance that wasn't the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 You were a shy

Speaker 1 fucking boy.

Speaker 1 Did anyone hear C

Speaker 1 B? Oh, I did.

Speaker 1 My whole house. We don't want to start with that bullshit married.

Speaker 1 What'd she do? She did the Christmas song, which was lit. Like, it was great.
It was a great production there on top of a skyscraper decked all all the way out.

Speaker 1 But I was just like, you're not going to go to the game and do it at the game.

Speaker 1 It's pre-recorded, clearly. It's Mariah.
I know, but that takes the fun out of it for me. I'm not coming to your football.

Speaker 1 Your little

Speaker 1 game.

Speaker 1 In Texas.

Speaker 1 No. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm Mariah Carey, and y'all are y'all.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do it here. And y'all are going to take

Speaker 1 this video. And you're going to be happy.
No, take this fire stick.

Speaker 1 load it up there you go as soon as you plug it in i'm gonna pop right up right through my numbers that's it yeah sorry roger

Speaker 1 roger

Speaker 1 yeah um

Speaker 1 i don't want to start with this i mean i what do y'all what do you what did y'all think about it i don't

Speaker 1 i don't want to come off like but

Speaker 1 well i hated that i had to watch the ravens game to get that after us losing so i really did not but again my whole the entire house is beehive for sure that shit was on like four tvs yeah so i i loved it

Speaker 1 i liked how she had the black country start like this is some black shit it was yeah blackety black black black yeah so

Speaker 1 i like how that's her like that's their thing and they her and hove and they kind of make sure to throw that in your face every chance they get

Speaker 1 so i like that part

Speaker 1 song selection I'm still not a fan of the country album. I like that shit.
So, I like the album. I was glad when Texas Holo came on.
We was all right, this is my shit. Right now, let's go.

Speaker 1 Go out in the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But other than that, and it was great to see her and blue up there together. That shit was that shit.
That was cute. Yeah, that was cute.

Speaker 1 I'm not gonna lie, as a dude, I mean, you shouldn't think that that kind of shit is cute, but that shit was dope.

Speaker 1 So, that's my takes on it, though. Yo, your homeboy

Speaker 2 is his eyes glazing over.

Speaker 1 I can't see him from here. I'm trying to just listen to the takes.

Speaker 1 You can't possibly have a bad take.

Speaker 1 I gave you my take already, which is when you're the pinnacle of greatness, it's just tough to exceed that.

Speaker 1 That is my take. Like, I felt what y'all are saying about her in blue the nine million times I've seen her in blue on stage.
They showed up.

Speaker 1 I saw the show with all the A-by water aluminum foil shit. I saw Coachella.
I saw this. I saw it when HBO came out.
Like, I've seen it. She's great.
She's great.

Speaker 1 But I feel like once I see it, I don't think anything new is happening to where I need a new take on. A Beyoncé show looks like a Beyoncé show to me now.
Yeah. Good point.

Speaker 1 That's sad to contention to that.

Speaker 2 The level of desensitization.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
That the greatness is just the bar. So

Speaker 1 like you unappreciate it. You've been great for long enough, right? Like LeBron played the other night without mad people on his team.
Had like 39, 15 boards.

Speaker 1 It's like, yo, dog, how old are you again?

Speaker 1 Like, oh, all right, this is just the level. This is just the level that Beyonce is at the level.
It's a short list of people that's at that level where you expect that. It's very short.

Speaker 1 That's what you expect. So she's going to have to figure out, she got to go.
I want to see Beyonce in the Vegas sphere. I can't wait.
That would be.

Speaker 1 I want to see Beyonce

Speaker 1 on the shuttle to Mars or some shit like you got to do something different. A man astronaut's been stuck out there for nine months.
Like, go perform on Jupiter. Go get the market.

Speaker 1 Greatness is greatness, right? But you can tell that the whole crew, them niggas was moving like fucking rhythm nation up there. You don't remember how Janet Jackson, all them niggas was in?

Speaker 1 Like, that shit looked like thriller. Like, they was

Speaker 1 like, that shit is total sync. Like, that shit is crazy.
And it's always impressive. Look, I'm not even trying to be horny.
Yo, she looks amazing. No, no, I'm not trying.
She looks amazing, my nigga.

Speaker 1 She looked amazing.

Speaker 1 She started to, you know, get a little

Speaker 1 plump.

Speaker 2 You mean after she had two babies?

Speaker 1 She scaled that shit. Yo, she looks fucking amazing.

Speaker 1 She does. She looked like she's 22 or 23 again.

Speaker 1 Nah, it was just, it was an amazing performance. Everybody's saying Kendrick got his work cut out for him.
Stop it. No, I'm just saying.
I just think it's two totally different things. No, totally.

Speaker 1 No, I think it's two totally different things. I think it's Apple's army.
Let the internet people be the internet people. We're going to just, we got it.
He got his work cut out.

Speaker 1 No, I think he's going to be. I think they vetted well.
Yeah, I think he is. They're going.

Speaker 1 Kendrick also get up there and start getting in. Don't let him get in Rhythm Nation bag.
Like, I'm not comparing him to Beyonce, but... No, he could.

Speaker 1 He knows how to put a show on. Actually, that's the point that when we was talking about Drake in the stadium versus Arena and yada, yada, yada.
Granted, maybe he could fill out a fucking

Speaker 1 stadium.

Speaker 1 A stadium. But a lot of people that went to the show is like, I don't know if that's a stadium show.

Speaker 1 I don't think he has a stadium. That whole karaoke, put the mic out, walk back and forth on the huge square is just not a stadium show.

Speaker 1 So Kendrick, we've seen, I'm not worried about what he's doing. It's a lot involved in the stadium show, bro.
It's not the same. It's levels, bro.

Speaker 1 I just watched, I was watching a bunch of them clips from Chris Brown going over to Africa. Africa doing that show.

Speaker 1 Stadium. I was just about to say, Jay-Z and whoever the fuck got to get over it.
I was looking for the after-party photos and pics and videos. They had him.
They had him. him

Speaker 1 they had

Speaker 1 you guys

Speaker 1 come across my feet yeah but no jay-z and them whoever the fuck is out here picking the people they got to get this boy his shot because i think he after watching beyonce get up there and get busy the only other person i'm like yo they got to get this nigga chris brown a shot never happens

Speaker 1 no no i don't think he give a fuck either i don't i don't either if he if he could just gonna go figure out how to wait to be seen yeah I could just go do it.

Speaker 1 Fam, he was flying around that African arena like a jetpack was on his ass. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So it was 90,000 people in there. Two nights in a row.
Back-to-back. Back-to-back nights.
Wow. I don't know what kind of cameras Netflix had, but the game looked a little different.
Did it?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I got the 4K.

Speaker 1 This shit looked different. That wasn't the same 4K.
Not at all. I was like, what is that? Yeah,

Speaker 1 them cameras was official handling.

Speaker 1 My streams ain't fuck up at at all.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Netflix figured it the fuck out.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It said that shit did like the first game was 24-something million people watching worldwide.

Speaker 1 And the second was like, one of them was 24.7 million. The second was like 24.3 million.
Wow. And her show was 27.

Speaker 1 Wow. So a couple, three more million toned in for Beehive.

Speaker 1 You guys really stunk it up.

Speaker 1 You stunk. Your team stunk it up.
Yeah, they did. It didn't make a very enjoyable early game.
It did not. Yeah, it did not.

Speaker 1 The Texans didn't either. That's true.
That's true. Stunked the shit up and had my

Speaker 1 scored two points. My spanky on Lamar.
No, they was going to pull him.

Speaker 1 Needed him to get 220. He had 170, and they pulled him.
I'm like.

Speaker 1 You would pull him. Ain't no reason for it.

Speaker 1 Of course, 1,000%. 1,000%.

Speaker 1 Do y'all think that Netflix halftime Christmas performances becomes a thing?

Speaker 1 They're going to do it like that. The next two years.
The next two years, I think, will determine who they go get and what the level of performance is for the next two people.

Speaker 1 Do y'all think that Netflix

Speaker 1 continues this deal with the NFL? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes, absolutely. Those don't do shit.

Speaker 1 Netflix is looking to move into the lot. Like they got wrestling starting and paid a grip for wrestling.
Yep. They got wrestling starting in January.

Speaker 1 In the billions. Yeah.
Really? Yeah. How many? $5 billion.
I don't know how many. Multi-year.
I don't remember. I'm not looking it up.
Multi-year, $5 billion deal, something crazy like that.

Speaker 1 The NFL for one day got $100 to $150 million

Speaker 1 for the day package.

Speaker 1 And that's the thing.

Speaker 1 It's the holiday remix shit. For the day, for those games, for the day, I need $100 to $150 million.
Sheesh. And they ran ads.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, that's why they did the deals.
Yeah, no, no, no. I get it.
I get it. Because ain't no telling what they went and charged them ads for.
With them numbers?

Speaker 1 I think they're fine.

Speaker 1 I think they're fine. I just think that's

Speaker 1 they're going to have to pay it like they're weighed. Yeah, they are.
They'll pay it. But you know what? People who Richard McCaller was crazy when he was.
But Squid Games 2.

Speaker 1 The day before. Right out midnight.
The day after.

Speaker 1 Right after. Oh, really? Yeah, Squid Games 2.
What games did you watch? I watched the first

Speaker 1 one and a half episodes. I ended up going to sleep.
I've been stuck on Ultimatum.

Speaker 1 I do not get it. I do not understand.
Are you just re-watching it? No, I've never seen this season. Season 3.
season three oh

Speaker 1 brand new season of ultimatum what part don't you get why people do this i don't get nothing about this me and my girl already seen season one and season two so we don't even fight no more during it that's why i told you i figured if y'all watch this we don't even we don't even fight no more now we just laugh and like have chemistry together

Speaker 1 but she reading your mind look at this dumbass no we dog her nor i like if i was a comedian I would spoof this show. I think the show act like a spoof.
I would spoof it. I would spoof this show.

Speaker 1 My partner is not at a level to where

Speaker 1 I'm going to watch you. I'm going to go meet all these couples and then the next day watch be single and watch you at the pool with one of these niggas.

Speaker 1 It's not going to go the way it went with Nick and them

Speaker 1 at all. It's not going to go like, wait, you're you're going to be talking to some nigga and he's touching all over you while I'm at the bar behind you? But aren't you with a girl?

Speaker 1 Fam.

Speaker 1 That has nothing to do with it. But that's the other thing I don't understand.
I'm not even able to do the premise of it. Me, if I'm alone.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to be with my girl for however long I'm with her.

Speaker 1 Meet all of these couples and then go couple off, do a switcheroo, and now I'm all, they moving real fast on that show. They moving too fast.

Speaker 1 they found somebody to do a trial marriage and shack up with within an hour of being separated from their partners

Speaker 1 knew what they was going there for I don't care some of them no I'm talking about some of them niggas went there for the two-third up yeah

Speaker 1 JR in there just for the hall pass

Speaker 1 him and that white girl pissing me off the whole time now when me and my girl got aligned in the middle of the night

Speaker 1 Two of them couples got the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 In the middle of the night, y'all, you had one, Hey, they put him in a trial house with a trial marriage for one night.

Speaker 1 Nigga got to texting his girl, texting her dude, met up at the Starbucks at three in the morning, went back home, came back at around nine, packed the bag, and got the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 And that would be me and my.

Speaker 1 Hey, listen, Shannon.

Speaker 1 That nigga put his hand on your shoulder one more game.

Speaker 1 That happened last season. Yo, I believe.
One couple last season. And the trial date shit.
Yo, yo, yo. Yo, come here.
Excuse me. Oh, he got out of there.
Excuse me. Can I talk to her for a second?

Speaker 1 And next thing you know, came up on the screen. They left.
One girl

Speaker 1 get to crying every time her nigga, her nigga and the girl sketching a vibe. She came over there and started crying.
He gaslit the shit out of her. What? She went over there.

Speaker 1 You're holding hands with her already? She was like, he said, who?

Speaker 1 Look, you can't even say that right now.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at the girl.

Speaker 1 No, it's a mess, dude.

Speaker 1 No, it isn't. No, not me.
Watch it, dog. Not me.
I've been telling you for the whole pleasure. You wouldn't know him.

Speaker 1 The old you.

Speaker 1 The old you wouldn't know him old me wouldn't have held hands with my girl at the bar behind me i can't can't even play with my girl like that dog i i don't get it i would feel uncomfortable even if she didn't wile out

Speaker 1 yeah i would still feel uncomfortable i don't know how far you got but the nick it was about three in the morning nick is on a door banging on the door

Speaker 1 Really? So you passed me. Fred Flintstone.
I'm on the fire. Nigga got there like Fred Flintstone.

Speaker 1 I'm only on episode what we on five. We just started five

Speaker 1 and we got through the first four and a half hour

Speaker 1 We looked up that shit was I think episode three is called ghosted that's the one where they got out of there

Speaker 1 Look so the couples that left the people that they partnered with in the trial shit still there. So now you there

Speaker 1 Your girl is off with the trial marriage with with her nigga, but the person you was with left. They dolo.
You dolo. So you dolo.
So now what do you do? Nolo. You out? Oh, you out? You're out?

Speaker 1 No, you ain't out. You still in there? Yo, they just in the house by themselves looking dumb, watching their partner fucking be in love over there.

Speaker 1 I'm shooting at something.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hey, yo, you really don't like Keith, do you? I'm shooting at something.

Speaker 1 Crazy. And yo, that show

Speaker 1 when you're dating, like the dating scene,

Speaker 1 y'all getting so much bullshit off in the dating scene.

Speaker 1 Y'all,

Speaker 1 yeah, man.

Speaker 1 I got seven siblings. I was homeschooled too.

Speaker 1 So my God, I come from a big family too. Oh, my God.
You talking about it's fame.

Speaker 1 Wow, we got so much in common. Then, yeah, I was homeschooled, too.

Speaker 1 Like, y'all bonding out there over nothing.

Speaker 1 They bonding over jack shit in the dating scene out there.

Speaker 1 So you know the L shit? The Le Shaser terrorist. The nigga JR that was with the Dwight Shop.
I I hate him. Nick was downstairs,

Speaker 1 directly underneath the shit that they was in.

Speaker 1 You got to keep that. Oh, that's why he's crying on the couch.
That's why he's crying on the couch. I saw that in TV.
That's right, nigga.

Speaker 1 Where is he? Oh, no. Fetal position.
Because they would have fucked an hour number one. First of all, they kissed.
They kissed ASAP. Nigga, I'm telling you, they went there.

Speaker 1 They kissed no nigga and I'm right there. And he took her there.
You know. And nigga, JR put the motherfucking.

Speaker 1 artist. He the artist and his girl left.
He in there just drawing shit now.

Speaker 1 So time out. JR Black.

Speaker 1 He got some debatable.

Speaker 1 He ain't black. Black.
He's one. Yo, as soon as I'm watching this shit, my girl said, I bet you this nigga is a trainer.
He said, I'm a professional trainer. I said,

Speaker 1 you strike me as one of these bum training ass niggas. Oh, my God.
Check it out. That's not an ad.
That's not an ad, man. That's not an ad.
I got fish. It's dog.

Speaker 1 Dog. Dog.
No.

Speaker 1 No. And no.
Laches are terrorists.

Speaker 1 All that shit they do over there is terroristic activity.

Speaker 1 Nick and Vanessa Lachey should be arrested. I agree.

Speaker 1 They're sitting there at the table. They was my favorite part.
They had the long table during the

Speaker 1 choose up.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 how are you all feeling now? So you had a rough night. I'm like, yeah, to your benefit, bitch.

Speaker 1 This is your show. You want as many rough nights as possible.
Yeah. They're it's about this.
Is a challenge where you just challenge yourself. I'm like, yo, I'm gonna smack this out of here.

Speaker 1 You dig deep.

Speaker 1 Um, what else? What else? What else? Let me ask you a question real quick. Um, are they blowing your phone? I'm trying to find out how much you hit for

Speaker 1 dog. I got that shit riding in in the Uber.

Speaker 1 Yo, yo, why you ain't tell? I'm like, yo, fam, leave me alone, please.

Speaker 1 Like, it's, it's, yeah, yeah, it is fucking money.

Speaker 1 I don't like how people people act see what money does money money changed people it's nasty yo money money no it just reveals your character i concur that's what we keep saying to you

Speaker 1 we keep trying to tell you that

Speaker 1 yo you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us oh yeah i was gonna save it for patreon but yeah i brought i brought a booklet

Speaker 1 we all gonna take it though right and you're not taking the test no i'm administering it but then you could give us the booklet and we could no we got we got other have you ever administered shit.

Speaker 1 She scored tight as hell if she if she scored lower than any of us.

Speaker 1 Word.

Speaker 1 She already probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put it past you.

Speaker 1 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Okay. Uh-uh.
Hey, I'm gonna believe that.

Speaker 1 Haven't cracked it. We know.
Like macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 1 We know.

Speaker 1 I would never.

Speaker 1 Yo, did anybody start watching the jackal?

Speaker 1 No, what's up?

Speaker 1 The day of the jackal, right? Dog, this shit is, I didn't start watching it, but everybody and their mothers and my DMs, like, yo, that fucked up.

Speaker 1 Y'all go over all these shows, yo, and y'all didn't start watching the jackal. It's on Peacock.
Oh, it's still on something.

Speaker 1 It's on Peacock. Haven't been over the cock in a while.
Yeah. All right.
I hope you never did.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 that's your business.

Speaker 1 You're right. I'm not judging you.
My problem. You good.

Speaker 1 But you're doing over there. The day of the jackal.
They said this shit is amazing. Yeah, I've heard that.
I'm on The Agency.

Speaker 1 I think that shit is highly overrated, but I started watching it because everybody started telling me to. It's a little complex.
I'm on like episode four,

Speaker 1 and it's some spy shit, but it's eh.

Speaker 1 So don't bother.

Speaker 2 How's the acting?

Speaker 1 Your man is in it.

Speaker 2 Michael fucking fastbender, I know.

Speaker 1 Fucking fast. And you fast.

Speaker 1 Oh, my. No, no, who's in it? Hell, you are hot in the back.

Speaker 1 Wait, does he have someone?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 I'm asking. Shady as shit.
Yo, what's the real?

Speaker 1 Yes, he's married.

Speaker 1 The real pretty black girl from

Speaker 2 Jodi Turner.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How's her acting? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Who cares? She's doing, yeah, she's good. We don't care.
That's scary.

Speaker 1 She's stunning.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What else? What else has gone on out there?

Speaker 1 I guess before we go any further, while y'all figure out whatever we go into next, I want to say, rest in peace to Nini.

Speaker 1 Beautiful Nini on Instagram.

Speaker 1 Transition passed away a couple days before Christmas.

Speaker 1 My heart aches for these Christmas deaths. One.
Any holiday shirts, but two,

Speaker 1 I mean, it's not, I don't know, I don't know all the details of it, but if what I'm hearing is true, I hate you niggas out of y'all are pieces of shit. Like, she was a mother.

Speaker 1 Like, she was a mom

Speaker 1 with young kids with Christmas approaching. They're selling vapes with fentanyl in it.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 That's nuts.

Speaker 2 That's nuts.

Speaker 1 Sheesh. Yo, I can't even imagine.
I can't even imagine going to buy a vape like just to vape. Word.
And it's fentanyl. I don't even understand what the purpose is of that.
Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't.

Speaker 1 How would you put it in? Because it's devious, bro.

Speaker 1 What's that gain? Tell us about this financially.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 if I had to answer, I mean, my vape is littered in somebody else's. I don't think it's worth it.

Speaker 1 I hope that they find, if that story is true, I hope they I 100% hope they find the person responsible for selling evasion with fentanyl and get them the fuck off the streets man yeah yeah rest in peace

Speaker 1 also want to say rest in peace to og marco

Speaker 1 oh yeah i saw that yeah they put out a family it was a rumor going around before but about an hour ago the family put out a statement and said you know that he did pass

Speaker 1 so send a rest in peace to him as well

Speaker 1 rest in peace to anybody we lost during the holidays and hold your head to anybody out there that may be going through a dark time during this holidays. Depression is up.
Crime is up.

Speaker 1 Everything is up. That's not lost on any of us.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, prayers, prayers, prayers. A thousand percent.
For sure.

Speaker 1 How y'all feel about this Jay-Z Busby shit?

Speaker 2 That's an interesting turn of developments. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What happened recently?

Speaker 1 Because I've heard some more stuff about Busby himself. Like, that was the main dude leading the charge against Deshaun.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Yes. Wow.
They said that was the attorney that was on the Deshaun Watson shit. You old ass Snapple Facts nigga.
Yeah, that guy came out weeks ago.

Speaker 1 We haven't potted about it. We said that.
No, I don't think we did. No, we didn't.
No, we didn't. Because Parker's shit.
That was new still. Yeah.
No, got it. Got it.

Speaker 1 No, he's stupid.

Speaker 1 I'll take that. Don't worry.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but how do we feel about it? Apparently, they went to court. The judge said that Jay-Z will not expedite the judicial process.

Speaker 1 They allowed for the victim to remain anonymous

Speaker 1 and apparently had some words for Shapiro, Alex Shapiro, Hove's attorney, and said that all your tricks are not going to work or something to that effect.

Speaker 1 So small win for Busby at the moment, but long game. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it's telling that

Speaker 1 Jay got on the offensive.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 1 Because most times these people don't get on the offensive. They play the defense.
Now it's like, yo, dog, you're trying to slander my name. Now I'm going to come for your juggula.

Speaker 1 I think it's a little different. Yeah, and I think that's where this win came from: is that he's pushing very hard to get what he wants immediately.

Speaker 1 So from what I heard, again, from what I heard,

Speaker 1 Jay was the first person to sue Busby months ago. Jay's name was never in that suit.
The 13-year-old shit was

Speaker 1 versus Puff. So then why did you?

Speaker 1 They came to him and tried to say, yo, we'll include you in the suit. We want some spanky.
And he was like, suck my dick. And then they said that Jay went and put a suit on Busby.

Speaker 1 So his 13-year-old shit is a counterclaim or

Speaker 1 in retaliation to the suit that Jay-Z put forth on him months ago, I heard.

Speaker 1 I think we talked about it, but it's a little, no. I told you that we did, but y'all told him to shut up, so fuck y'all.
No, you did talk about that part.

Speaker 1 Um, I mean, we talked about this part here, too. It was, he was, his name wasn't in there, he was unnamed.

Speaker 1 Yes, like, we'll, you know, we went to you, we talked to you, a demand letter, with a demand, we sit down and talk about this. And they told him, Hope told him, fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 And for even coming to me with the demand letter, I'm going to sue you. Yes.
Which, from what I've read, a demand letter is normal. Gotcha.

Speaker 1 It's a part of any civil, you know, before before we get there, the first thing I want to do is let you know, hey, dog,

Speaker 1 I have something that I'm going to do. We can settle this.
We can settle this.

Speaker 1 Not even settle. Do you want to have a conversation about this or not?

Speaker 1 And then how you proceed is, will dictate how I proceed. Gotcha.
So you proceed, suck my dick. All right.
Well, now I'm going to go. Suck my dick and here go a suit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to go to the courts.

Speaker 1 I do think,

Speaker 1 I think this is going to be a long fight. I'm with Hove getting on the offensive.

Speaker 1 I know for a fact I didn't do none of that shit until y'all on some bullshit. Don't put my name in this.
And I understand them trying to expedite it.

Speaker 1 Like, yo, dog, I want to clear my name as soon as possible. Let's go.

Speaker 1 I want this shit because, again, this could have the potential to affect a lot. Yeah.
So I want my name cleared tomorrow. Nigga, my wife and daughter just performed yesterday.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, dog, get that shit out of here.

Speaker 1 And I wouldn't spare any expense.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's just interesting that this was the judge's take on everything, considering the interview that just happened on NBC.

Speaker 1 You know, like where

Speaker 2 the victim was

Speaker 2 had all her facts wrong, like significant facts. So it's just interesting that this is the direction that the judge's.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC is different than having your facts wrong in the court of law. That's one answer.

Speaker 1 And it's still due process. It's still, you can't, because you're Jay-Z and you're a billionaire, you still can't jump the line in the court system.

Speaker 1 That's what the judge is saying.

Speaker 1 I'm not in disagreement with that. I'm not in disagreement with that.
I don't see it as a big win for Buzzy. Is everyone pushing it? It's just the judge saying, yo, dog, we not

Speaker 1 playing this out. You ain't special, nigga.
You're a citizen. And to the part about her facts being

Speaker 1 wrong,

Speaker 1 like she said, she had talked to a couple of the members of

Speaker 1 the band was, I think it was Good Charlotte.

Speaker 1 And then it came out where it's just a year was wrong.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 listen, give me, let's just say. Some of the shit that was that was wrong.
No, I was questioning. I'm just saying, some of the things that were pointed wrong because they said it was the 2000 VMAs.

Speaker 1 I think it was like the 2002 VMAs. All of that shit would track.
So it's like if they got the year wrong, we don't know.

Speaker 1 But again, let this shit play out. For the next season of America.
Yeah. Word.
Oh, the 2025 version of America

Speaker 1 is on the way, and the trailer is crazy.

Speaker 1 It starts in January. Yeah, this shit is better than Game of Thrones.
Starts in January.

Speaker 1 Right there. I don't know how they did it, but absolutely fire.

Speaker 1 We shall see. Speaking of just wild years and shit,

Speaker 1 Skills went back and did a wrap-up again. He wasn't doing it on the - yeah, he just dropped it today.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I didn't get a chance to listen yet, but he just jumped out there early and was like, yeah, you read it. I'm back.
And did a 2024 wrap-up.

Speaker 1 See what it sounded like. Where you at, Murder? Nothing but positivity for skills.

Speaker 1 It's big of you, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I keep telling y'all, what do I know?

Speaker 1 I don't know what that means, that head gesture.

Speaker 1 What do I know?

Speaker 1 If he decided to start writing, you know.

Speaker 1 Then he would find a pen and decide to do that. What would that have to do with me?

Speaker 1 Smart. There's only one MCB, me.
That's Lil B.

Speaker 1 Arsenal, right? Arsenal just got his fucking booster. You had had watch him out

Speaker 1 Arsenal just got cooked at the full broil flame brew did you see it yeah

Speaker 1 you saw it yeah

Speaker 1 I saw it Arsenal is that's my man in his big jersey so I'm gonna chill there you go

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 anyway anyway

Speaker 1 ish why you keep getting surprised when I tell you that I'm trying to be less of whatever I am next year

Speaker 2 what is whatever can we clarify what that is

Speaker 1 Obnoxious. An asshole.

Speaker 2 A dick.

Speaker 1 Abrasive.

Speaker 2 Piece of shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 Later on.

Speaker 1 I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 You know what? I'm going to shoot you some bells. I want to be less of that.
Because I just saw you went and pieced it up with Vat, with Vlad. Did you?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I did see that tweet or Instagram post or something. It was so goofy.
So I'm going to shoot you some bell.

Speaker 1 Maybe you are trying to be different because, you know, you went out there and, you know, you pieced it up. Said you walked down three flights just to come shake shake his hand.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 See, I didn't know all that. Well, that was the extended tweet.

Speaker 1 That was the tweet. The deleted tweets came back, huh? Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yo, again, again, again, I've sat here and said,

Speaker 1 suck my dick to a lot of people, man. A lot of people.

Speaker 1 Going on 45, I just don't have it. I don't have it.

Speaker 1 I said many pods ago, I ain't got no beef with Vlad no more. We did our beef.
We did our beef.

Speaker 1 Am I going to go and sit on his platform and do the, I'm not doing any of that, but it's, do I have a beef with Vlad? No. Do I respect what he's built? Yes.

Speaker 1 Did I go through the time of Vlad suck my dick when I see you it's up? Yes. Today,

Speaker 1 no, it's not about that.

Speaker 2 You're laying down the gauntlet.

Speaker 1 I'm in Bergdorf shopping for you fucking bums and pieces of shit.

Speaker 1 And I'm mad about it too, because I don't do Christmas shopping. So I ain't even out at at the time where I would see all of these people.
Oh, your gift pissed me right.

Speaker 1 Anytime you walk in that Louis, it was about 90 minutes. You're going to sit there.
I was in the one in American Dream and spent

Speaker 1 about two hours in there. Yeah, man.
Nah, I hate that Christmas shopping shit.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey,

Speaker 1 whoever I didn't get a gift for, I went to the bank, got a couple dollars. There you go.
And you got cash, nigga. Get out of here.
That's a good gift. I'm in Bergdorf.

Speaker 1 Vlad is in there with his wife or relative or I don't know, but a woman.

Speaker 1 And I see him, and I'm not sure it's him because I ain't seen him up close in a while. He got this new rich white boy look going on with the beard and flurry hair.
Rich white boy, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hair transplant. Yeah, but them niggas, he went and did some shit.
So I'm like, I'm looking like,

Speaker 1 he said, Joe, I said, Vlad.

Speaker 1 We shook hands. You hugged him? No.
And he shook it up.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I'm asking you.

Speaker 1 I'm asking you, you show if it was one of y'all I would do it. I know I'm asking you.

Speaker 1 You know what it really was. What? Because

Speaker 1 he broke it out and shit. He's like, damn, you know what? Do I really want that issue now? Let me just go.
In Bergdorf?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Slid and Bergedorf. Woo.

Speaker 1 That ain't Starlitz. Not at all.
You can't get slid and Bergdorf. Yeah, the big niggas can't go come save you.

Speaker 1 Big niggas.

Speaker 1 I don't want to step on his joke. I don't.
You know what I mean? That's what you think happened.

Speaker 1 In my last scrap, you think the big niggas favorite?

Speaker 1 I don't believe them, though. I told him they was lying.
I told him.

Speaker 1 Nah, not my man.

Speaker 1 Not my man. This, you got it, man.
Not my man. I told him, not you.
In 2025, I don't want no beef with you.

Speaker 1 I don't never want no beef with you. I don't want beef with you.
Me either. I don't want me.

Speaker 1 You put me in the black. Y'all must be.
Black logic. Who else? Anybody that I don't, Joe Button has

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 beef lag. There's some of you niggas out there just pretending to have beef with me because it's valuable to you.
And I let you cook, I still don't pop out and say, yo, who the fuck are you?

Speaker 1 I don't have no beef with none of y'all.

Speaker 1 And y'all don't want that issue. I'm relentless, man.
It'll be up for the next 10 years. But at 45, I'm trying to do things differently.

Speaker 1 It was good to see Vlad have a conversation with him. Happy for him.
I'm happy for anybody out there that figured out a way to win it in this

Speaker 1 cockamany mess.

Speaker 1 Anybody that figured out a way,

Speaker 1 congratulations.

Speaker 1 They deserve it.

Speaker 1 Shit hard out, bro.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice to remain the same.

Speaker 1 Now, I got to see what the next version of Joe looks like. Okay.

Speaker 1 Do y'all put any stock into that? What the next version of yourselves looks like?

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 All the time.

Speaker 1 Is that all you guys got? Absolutely. Yeah, I mean.
Is anybody going to expound?

Speaker 1 Oh, you know me.

Speaker 1 What would somebody see? Venturing out into the

Speaker 1 bigger building shit. Like in our hood, niggas is throwing up.
Commercial? Niggas is throwing up shit crazy. So that's where I'm headed.
Downtown, right here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is that what you meant, though?

Speaker 1 Herbs downtown. Hallelujah.
Yo. Nigga get that milk every night trying to get that milk.
That nigga texting Raws every night.

Speaker 1 Nigga texting Roz every night trying to get that money. Yo, you want to come up here bad, too.
He doing. He doing.

Speaker 1 Don't bullshit. Bad.
Them niggas on my line. Yo, what, yo, yo, come on.
I'm like, we could do this. We could do that.
Then we could do that.

Speaker 1 Not me, bro. They on my line.
I'm not saying that. They on my line.

Speaker 1 You know, he's running for governor. They on my line.
Shout out to Raws, man. Shout out to Raws.
I'm not mad.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at it. How could you be? Get your shit off out there.
Ice, Mel. Bart.

Speaker 2 But wait, is that what you meant? Did you mean, or did you mean personal development?

Speaker 1 I think they tie in, but Mel's right. Meh.
You don't think so?

Speaker 2 No, well, I mean.

Speaker 2 You always talk about getting money and getting rich and doing more.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying, but if you get more money.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not talking about it. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 I don't think that has anything to do with

Speaker 2 a different version of yourself

Speaker 2 has to do with like personal development, growth, accountability, shit like that. That's what I'm referring to.

Speaker 1 And I was asking if they tied in. Yeah, that's what I mean.
No, but I think they tie in. I think that

Speaker 1 when you get the more money, the money opens you up to more. Well, you know, he's going to get back to the money.

Speaker 1 I'm saying I just think that they, you know. Personally, about your character.

Speaker 1 Start procrastinating less. Ish.

Speaker 1 Detrimental. Start procrastinating less.

Speaker 1 No, I want to.

Speaker 1 I want to do. You're going to get the video from last year.

Speaker 1 Never say that again to us. We're your friends are here.
Give me another one. Give me another one.
All right. That's dope.
You're going to start. That's good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's good for you.

Speaker 1 It ain't.

Speaker 1 You're going to finish school? I doubt it. What would somebody see to each of you? What would someone see? I got this multimedia too.

Speaker 1 What would someone see

Speaker 1 about you that you couldn't see because it's in your blind spots?

Speaker 1 What is in your blind spot that is enabling you from seeing something that exists within you guys?

Speaker 2 I'm told that I have

Speaker 2 I lack patience and I thought I was extraordinarily patient, but I got told that I'm not.

Speaker 2 Okay. I got told I have very significant road rage and I can be negative sometimes.

Speaker 2 And all of this was just a shock to me.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry that you went through that.

Speaker 1 But now I have things to work on. There you go.
Different version of myself in 2025. Okay.

Speaker 2 Yay. I'm leading by example.

Speaker 1 Who are you leading? Who's leading you by the example?

Speaker 1 For me, it'd be being a better communicator, just all the way across the board. And I know that I know it.

Speaker 1 I've had it pointed out, and certain people that are very important to me have been pointing out certain things. I'm like, okay, now I see it from a different lens.

Speaker 1 I need to communicate certain things a little bit better. So, and that it's holding me back, actually.

Speaker 1 In what way? A lot of ways, honestly.

Speaker 1 And y'all, I had a great joke. Get it off.
We up here to joke. I'm good.
I'm going to keep it. No, you ain't going to make it because you be crying.

Speaker 1 He ain't going to make it because you be acting like a petrol.

Speaker 1 This is the time to get the joke off, not when I'm out here. I'm good.

Speaker 1 That's the gift.

Speaker 1 I call cap on that.

Speaker 1 When you're not here, you come back on the dying. Yo, yo, so what you said two days ago? That's what you said while I'm here.

Speaker 1 You're good. You're good.

Speaker 1 Come on, come on. That's cool.
It's the last part before the new year. That's cool.
Give me something.

Speaker 1 I saw Coochie make a nigga start self-reflecting.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 Here you go. Yo,

Speaker 1 nigga, none of this said, yo, communicate.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
I got to talk more. I got it.
All right. I got you.
I'm going to work on

Speaker 1 time management. I'm spreading myself too thin too often.

Speaker 1 I need to figure that out. Pause, if applicable.

Speaker 1 I ain't hold you. Y'all niggas in parks are perfect.

Speaker 1 Yo, I got to just communicate more and things will go.

Speaker 1 I think I'm a pretty decent guy. Yo,

Speaker 1 I don't have the patience. Like, y'all naming shit that don't necessarily have to be unique to you.
But you asked us. I know.
I was looking for something unique to y'all pieces of shit ass.

Speaker 1 That just doesn't

Speaker 1 apply all around the place. But that don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 I'm a wild boy. Not everybody out there is a wild boy.
Pause. For 2025, I, specifically, speaking to something unique about me, will try to be less of a wild boy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I need more patience. I need more patience, too.

Speaker 1 And it's the season of bad drivers out there. Now's the time to get some patience.
Oh, God. Now's the time to get some patience.
These niggas drive.

Speaker 1 They are a mess out here. It's bad.
They're fucked out. And you keep yelling at somebody, they're going to jump out and catch your little ass of the light.
You better leave these motherfuckers alone.

Speaker 1 People be going through some shit. That's true.
I don't fuck with Road Rage, Rage, dog. I promise.

Speaker 1 I don't fuck with that. I'd be wanting to, but.
I'll be wanting to, yo, if it ain't, especially if it ain't come there harming me, you got it, big bro.

Speaker 1 Little middle fingers.

Speaker 1 I ain't even doing that. I don't want, no, no, no.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I have put all of that in my rear view mirror. Okay.
The times where I swerve my car in front of yours so you can't get out and get out of my car.

Speaker 2 What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's all. You jumped out the car? Yes.
Yo, you five, too. That's not billboard.
We can't put you on a billboard. It was a long time ago.
You gotta stop planning for you to be on the billboard.

Speaker 1 Those days are over.

Speaker 1 How can we put on a billboard?

Speaker 1 Those days are over, I swear.

Speaker 2 See? Look, I'm working. I'm working on the patience, working on the bill.

Speaker 1 You jumped out on the right one. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 Anything you guys want to get accomplished next year that you didn't this year? Are there new goals?

Speaker 1 Am I being corny and cliche?

Speaker 1 It wasn't for this stuff. I don't want to say mine because y'all are going to start laughing.
We're not going going to laugh at you. Well, even if I do, I will want you to succeed in it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going to procrastinate less, right? No, I'm losing weight.

Speaker 1 All right, this is what I'm saying. You're right, you're right, you're right.
You know, I bet you

Speaker 1 this segment is absolutely over. Actually, you ain't never going to beat the allegations.
They say on every clip that comes out, you just stuff in your face.

Speaker 1 No, now they might now poe do it on purpose.

Speaker 1 No dogs, I ain't gonna hold you. I went looked.
I know.

Speaker 1 Even before he started zooming in on that. That little sandwich you had.
That was some tilapia with some motherfucking motherfucking

Speaker 1 cheddar, mozzarella Swiss. You know what's crazy?

Speaker 1 Now everybody hits it. Marinara sauce, whatever that sandwich was.
You woke up. I didn't care what they were talking about.
I was like, nah, I'm eating that. It got a little close-up on it.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, shit. I want some of that.
Pause. That shit sounds kind of good right now, too.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 Tilapia with marinara. No,

Speaker 1 I know what you eat. Nah, I'm going to go.
That shit sounds good. Yeah, that shit is the truth.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? I want to send thoughts and prayers out to Kodak Black, who looks like shit, and y'all don't care. But I've been saying that for over a year.

Speaker 1 Hey, if y'all want to let him go to a Ravens game like that, so be it.

Speaker 1 If y'all want to keep putting the camera on, some are greats while they're not in the best of shape,

Speaker 1 so be it. You did it to Delante West, whom I think you won't do it to Kodak Black.
Kodak Black, I love you. I want better for you, and you don't have to live that way.

Speaker 1 He looks like absolute shit. He does.
He dope.

Speaker 1 Sad. And I feel like I say that probably bi-monthly.

Speaker 1 So, Kodak Black, I love you.

Speaker 1 Somebody out there, I wish you would go feed iced spice.

Speaker 1 A lunchbox, a care package, a sandwich, Subway, anything.

Speaker 2 Maybe she likes being this size right now.

Speaker 1 Maybe she does. Maybe she does.
Don't need Joe Budden to tell you need to eat to live on earth.

Speaker 1 You're telling me about what people like about themselves.

Speaker 1 Got it. Ice Ice spice, we love you.

Speaker 1 Just go ahead. Bodega,

Speaker 1 chopped cheese. No, the master ish them.
Anything. French fries.
Anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, come up, please. You have to eat the survival on this planet.
Hate to be the one to break. She might be eating healthy now.
True. She's like,

Speaker 1 been eating bullshit. That's what she said in the song.
Sam's Kinney, Sam's, say I lost weight. I'm eating my oats.
She eating oats. Oat?

Speaker 1 Oats. Oats.
Got it. Ice wife, we love that.

Speaker 1 Yo, stupid me, I just want people to live. I just want people to live a nice long life.

Speaker 1 Health is wealth in 2025. Come on.
Got to do it. Wait, so you tell us any of your goals or shit to you? Yeah, yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 I started with mine. What was your personal goal? Well, I started with I want to be more mature, less obnoxious, less abrasive,

Speaker 1 less opinionated. I want to be less of all the things I give out.
Dare I do.

Speaker 1 In terms of goals,

Speaker 1 I want to get us to fuck out of here at some point.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's cool for now.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.
But,

Speaker 1 yeah, I'm looking around. I'm looking around.
Yo, y'all can stop the think pieces. Yeah, yo, that shit is.
They're not. Yeah.
They're not going to stop it.

Speaker 1 It's actually going to make them think piece more. True.

Speaker 2 Just so you know. Wait, what's the think piece is about?

Speaker 1 Everything. Bro,

Speaker 1 why we're here.

Speaker 2 I feel like you were transparent about it.

Speaker 1 Not enough of that. Nobody feels like that.
No, not enough. They made their own

Speaker 1 duct tape up.

Speaker 1 And what I'm going through personally is totally separate from why we're not over there.

Speaker 1 The long and short of that is the bylaws of the town, because now the town is involved, says that you cannot film anything in any of those buildings.

Speaker 1 That's the long and short of it. Now, you could choose to fight that and go to court and spend the money, but

Speaker 1 somebody over there got the town involved and that's what it is for me i didn't want none of my people to continue to be surveilled and scrutinized and

Speaker 1 treated that was a certain way yeah i never want that so we'll truck it on back over here to queens for a few and then we'll get to it i'm already on i'm zillowed out i got every real real estate agent in new jersey on the case good when i tell you that there are some beautiful things out there

Speaker 1 for sure for sure i didn't know because i don't be opening zillow zillow that's like an i'm i got an addiction oh no zillow either i got a zillow instagram for me i'd be old

Speaker 1 that is great dog yeah but why don't i have 23 million for that for that love right there

Speaker 1 and this that yo for 22 million in new york celebrate trying

Speaker 1 new york i seen some the other day the walked in on this floor you look up it had two levels of spirals you look down it had three. I was like, this shit was in the middle of New York.

Speaker 1 Because me and Ice was driving the other day. We was coming from Albany, and

Speaker 1 he's like, No, I need a backyard. I'm like, no, Ice.
They got some backyards in New York. These niggas had greenery on like this rooftop shit.
I was like, them bitches were back.

Speaker 1 You buy that house.

Speaker 1 Everything is coming to that house. With a backyard.
There are some really, really, really beautiful listings out there.

Speaker 1 I don't know if we're going warehouse, abandoned firehouse, home, building. Corey, Corey, me and you going to square up when we leave here.

Speaker 1 This is my man. Corey is always in the depths of it with me.
Always. So we find a way.
Niggas can't fuck with us.

Speaker 1 I guess he's still in find a way mode.

Speaker 1 Mean not so much.

Speaker 1 You ain't got to live like this no more.

Speaker 1 Put your magnifying glass away, dog. Dog, wherever we came from, where we going is going to be just as comfortable and beautiful.
Corey sending me, you're sending me the damn church in week wake.

Speaker 1 Talking about we get a tax exemption if we pray.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey now. And they know, hey now, my ass, we are not going to film this podcast in a church in week wake.

Speaker 1 And then I'm stupid ass, that's my man. So I listen to him.
I scroll to picture number three. It's the kitchen of the church.

Speaker 1 You'll see me looking at you like.

Speaker 1 I'm a woman Joe D. No.
I want to see. I'm bad.

Speaker 1 I'm good, though. I'm a hussey.
So anyway, so that's what we did. Give some words to fix her upper.
Sam.

Speaker 1 I'm getting out of here.

Speaker 1 Hey, y'all, you and me and Corey, y'all talk this fixer-upper shit all you want. I got a few months over here before I better see my skyline in the sky.

Speaker 1 Some blue water? Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. But yeah, y'all could.
I see the thing pieces. They are hilarious, but that is the long and short of it.
You're not allowed to record.

Speaker 1 Be grateful that we got it off as long as we got it off.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 And that's that, man.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Let me see.
What Corey? Stupid ass little email.

Speaker 1 The kitchen in the church.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. That's hilarious there.
Look, look at this. Look, look at this.
Look at the Lutheran.

Speaker 1 Hell, dog.

Speaker 1 Right here.

Speaker 1 Take that and just scroll. Anywho.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, that's what's going on. So, yeah, some of my goals include getting us out of here for the new year, making sure everybody is just as comfortable as we have been and as we were.

Speaker 1 Yours to everyone in the room. I appreciate that, Parks.
I don't want to sound like I'm not ready because I super appreciate that. Corey, in what world?

Speaker 1 I will like to have my studio back at some point, but other than that,

Speaker 1 it's been fun.

Speaker 1 But you be in the desks with me too, man.

Speaker 1 You do. Thank you.

Speaker 1 In what world? Would we go to this church and do a podcast? What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Huh? Him? You get tax exemption. I get that, but him.
But they probably have fancier churches that you get. Tax exemption, regardless.
Dog, we are going to Alpine, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 Crescill. They lucky.
Dimaris. They lucky.
I'm looking in this little my little cash bracket.

Speaker 1 If I had an extra 4-5

Speaker 1 shit, Inglewood. They got a nice little $9 nine-million-dollar house.
I said, No, we're not gonna do that. We're gonna do that.
No, I said Corey some.

Speaker 1 I would need a lot more days out of you guys. I said Corey some

Speaker 1 two days wouldn't get it done for what I'm trying to get, but we'll see. We'll see.
Uh, listen, shout out to the first and last time listeners.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the day one, shout out to the people that won't be here tomorrow. We appreciate every last, every last bit of it, man.
Uh, but yeah, I anticipate 2025 being a really, really good year.

Speaker 1 You excited for this trip, man,

Speaker 1 Costa Rica, yes, yeah, I am, actually. I am.

Speaker 1 Packed my bag, huh?

Speaker 1 One of those. Wherever the jet land.
Out there, nigga. Where the jet land.
We're going over there. What do you think you talk about?

Speaker 1 Out of America. What part?

Speaker 1 You always want to get into your well-traveled bag with me. I don't give a fuck about that.
Anywhere. Anything of this sort.
Anywhere that's not Jersey.

Speaker 1 Land with a palm tree, nigga, somewhere. Yeah, I'm out of here.
Palm tree. Yeah, whatever's over there, I'm out.
Costa Rica, few days, finally doing a group trip with like people, your friends,

Speaker 1 your friends, people you fuck with, their significant others, their wives. So I look forward to that.
That's going to be real nice. Yeah, it's going to be fun.
That's going to be real nice.

Speaker 1 Y'all got any New Year's plans?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll be with you somewhere. At the four seasons, Costa Rica, they get a private party that I've been fighting for two weeks for to make sure we had a section.

Speaker 1 He was an idiot. Wait, what do we? I think I might go downstairs.
I got to bring some dress-up clothes in, I guess. Oh,

Speaker 1 might have to hit that bird off. No, I'll get that gel.
Make sure that Superman curls swirling.

Speaker 2 Just get some white linen.

Speaker 1 I guess. White? She's so nice.
Oh, y'all. Another country here.
I get it. Cream.
Eggshell. What do you say you're going to eat? Virginia or some shit? Yeah.
All right. Visit my mother.

Speaker 1 That don't help it.

Speaker 1 That don't. I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 That didn't ease the vein, nigga. Virginia ain't spot.
No, don't scare your mom and scared.

Speaker 1 That's cool.

Speaker 1 Visit my mom. Why?

Speaker 1 Why are you doing that on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 1 Should she be lit?

Speaker 1 Yeah. She be lit.
Oh, my God. All right, freeze, what you doing? Nah, we probably hit the city or something somewhere.
We're going to be local. All right, so nothing.
We just got the kids.

Speaker 1 We got two nights free. That's it.
Can't really. Oh, that's good, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, nothing.

Speaker 1 We ain't going to Costa Rica.

Speaker 1 I know Big Mel Ford's going somewhere. Nigga, Big Mel Ford.
You see the braids? Oh, yeah. Beach is coming.
Y'all don't know what that means? Yeah. Beach is covered.

Speaker 1 Well, and you got to get your get back now.

Speaker 1 If you think you don't have to get

Speaker 1 to take a picture,

Speaker 1 anything. She better go do something and put it on the story.
That nigga playing around. Don't do that.
Yo, nigga. At Christmas time, too?

Speaker 1 That get back's good. You seen the catching, Joe? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That shit to make your soul burn slow. Oh, not really.

Speaker 2 But yeah, I'm going to Cancun.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 What the fuck? Yo, why me? Why you got to look at me?

Speaker 2 Because I saw the look on your face. What? And you were hiding your face.

Speaker 1 That's what you're hiding your face.

Speaker 1 You just have to shoot over here. What do you want to see?

Speaker 1 I don't know nothing, Big Mal. Cancun is beautiful.
It is.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Damn, son.

Speaker 1 He used to be. You going with what's name?

Speaker 1 What's your Vixen's friend name?

Speaker 1 Natasha. Natasha.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not going with Natasha.

Speaker 1 Okay, y'all did Natasha. But if you were, it wouldn't be nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 1 Did anybody

Speaker 1 going with Sean?

Speaker 1 Nah, she got to show him now.

Speaker 1 Shine light on them.

Speaker 1 Shine light on them. She got to show him.
She got to show him now. You got to turn it.
You got to take a tail feather out there. Sometimes you got to pop out a show, nigga.
Yeah, nah, dead ass.

Speaker 1 I mean, especially if niggas is loving their girls. Fuck wrong with these niggas.

Speaker 1 Nigga, fuck around with you. Ever love your girl after.
All right.

Speaker 1 And horrible news.

Speaker 1 The woman that was burnt on the train. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 They caught the guy.

Speaker 1 He wasn't hard to catch.

Speaker 1 He wasn't running. What are we talking about? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It happened the right way. Insane that nobody did.

Speaker 1 Helped to put a fire out.

Speaker 1 I told y'all a story before when the dude fell on the train tracks and he was trying to get off the train tracks. Motherfuckers pulled their phone out instead of going over.
The train was coming.

Speaker 1 Instead of motherfuckers going over there trying to help them pull them up. They pulled their phones out.
All right, I get that one. I don't.
Y'all know I'm saying, I understand. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 I understand you being like, I understand. I'm with you.
With the one that fell in the train tracks.

Speaker 1 Somebody on fire. Fire piece of shit.

Speaker 1 Take your coat off, my nigga. Take your coat off and try to beat the fire.
What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 That sounds real easy to say while you're not on fire.

Speaker 1 No, no, we're saying for someone else to fight. Somebody else.
their fire.

Speaker 1 I'm going to throw my coat off and go run and wrap around them. Oh, if they're trying to beat the fire out, yes.
Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 Something. See, that's why podcasters don't really need mics.

Speaker 1 Because we sit down here with all our good thinking asses.

Speaker 1 And they watched that video and was like,

Speaker 1 what the fuck?

Speaker 1 I went up. Yo, could you imagine looking to your left or your right and seeing somebody on fire on the train? I didn't think it was.

Speaker 1 I've been telling y'all for Leah for years, stop taking them trains.

Speaker 1 Come on, dog.

Speaker 1 You can't tell niggas, stop taking the train, bro. I can if you ever took the train.

Speaker 1 Some people can't take the train.

Speaker 1 If you have taken the train, then you can walk there. What, nigga?

Speaker 1 Listen, you talking in, I was in New York for the blackout, nigga. Yo, just go from Long Island to Manhattan.
Why don't you? Go ahead. Yo, people just to get

Speaker 1 was in vans walking from Wall Street to 191st Street in the Blackout.

Speaker 1 They're not doing that shit every day. If you've been on the train before, then every day is an emergency.

Speaker 1 Joe, so if you live in like Merrick, Long Island, and you got to come into Manhattan, you gonna walk? Gotta leave early.

Speaker 1 Gotta leave early.

Speaker 1 Like three days early, nigga. What's the fuck? 3:30 in the morning.
What's my man name, Ian Man, that walk from New York to California? Forest Gump, nigga? What you talking about?

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that? He walked from New York to California. Oh, damn.
What's his name? What are you talking about? The sicker dude. Yeah, whatever.
Posner. Posner.
Mike Posner.

Speaker 1 Posner, Posner, whatever you say. Mike Posner or Posner.
How many months long?

Speaker 1 I forgot how long it took. It took him a while.
It was a while, though. Papa Rossi following me around.
Get out of here, nigga. I'm tired as hell.
Bring me a water. Bring me a water.

Speaker 1 I thought that that video was fake as well because of the cop that was casually strolling by. I thought it was fake because of the person that was on fire.

Speaker 1 Just standing there. Like, I didn't.
Anytime I've seen fire burn, like, I expected to see some jumping. Like, ah, I get this.
Jumping make it worse. Running, running makes it worse.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, when I saw the video, they was just standing there. Stop dropping, roll, stop dropping, roll, damn it.
That's in your brain.

Speaker 1 Like, that's in your brain from when you're a kid, but everybody necessarily go to those. My brain would have to get past the shock of being on fire.

Speaker 1 And that's why, that's why this is one of the crimes. I am waiting for the 30 for 30 on it.
No, I need to watch this. I need because they're not giving me the answers to the questions that I have.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 what was I doing when somebody tried to burn me on fire? Word. How did that get lit my entire body on fire? I don't know.
Depends on what kind of clothes you got on.

Speaker 1 Like if you got on some polyester or some shit and what they use as an accelerator. They could have just

Speaker 1 no, I'm just saying that shit could go, my nigga. Yo, issue can't.

Speaker 1 All right, so don't take the train and don't wear polyester.

Speaker 1 Polyester is going to get y'all burnt up. Rest in peace to the lady that lost her life in this crazy ass.

Speaker 1 This world is nuts. I keep telling y'all, crime is up.
Shit getting crazy. Crime is up.
I'm going to fuck the bank up. Y'all send me another text about buying gum.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's me buying gum. Oh, yeah.
That's annoying. Here it is.
Hey, two-step.

Speaker 1 Hey, two-step authentication. Not for gum, fam.
Now I got to wait for the text. For the gum.
To leave the store. Yeah.
Yes, that's me. Yeah.
I want to know. I'm not mad at it.
No, I ain't mad.

Speaker 1 These niggas out here wilding. Yeah, no, I got gum before, so I'm not mad at that.
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 I got got buying gum, actually. I was buying gum.
They must have scanned my shit or whatever. Well, they probably had the little skimmer on the shit.
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 10 minutes later, Target, all types of iPads and shit going up. I'm like.
You know, they got the fake shit on the scanners in the bodegas. What's that? Yeah.
It's the plastic shit that looks just like

Speaker 1 a skimmer. Oh, and 7-Eleven.
Yeah, and gas stations at the Pope.

Speaker 1 All that shit y'all saying is cool until you're on the phone with the bank and they say, all right, hold on we're gonna pass you through to the audit automated system to see if you pass the identity test

Speaker 1 they pass me right through

Speaker 1 you forgot your pen which one of these companies are

Speaker 1 related to you i give them the right answer bong don't nobody know it but me i'm killing this shit here come the next one uh which one of these schools did you go to oh that one bergen bergen oh bergen school

Speaker 1 none of the above. Hey, Daisy, this ain't that bullshit live stream you were on.

Speaker 1 You come over here with that shit.

Speaker 1 Stupid ass automated test gonna say, you have failed.

Speaker 1 You forgot your answer, nigga? No, I was the right answer. I told you.
But we're dealing with Broken.

Speaker 1 You don't know the fucking right answers. I told you it wasn't no Bergen school, my nigga.
No.

Speaker 1 I told you no answers.

Speaker 1 Fucking Bergen school. Oh, man.
Nah, that shit is annoying, bro. Who transferred? No.
Who?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Why do you take everything without insulting? What's wrong with transferring from the school because you're having a hard time? What hard time? With the other classmates.

Speaker 1 You said you was four foot five or some shit. I was.
Early. Yeah.
Sorry. I had a growth work.
Upside down. Joe, I had Napoleon.
But yo, anyway,

Speaker 1 that shit happened to me with Coinbase

Speaker 1 keeping it a buck. Look,

Speaker 1 shit popping out here, Bitcoin going crazy, XRP going crazy. I'm trying to get them niggas some more money.

Speaker 1 A skirt, I couldn't add no money, I couldn't pull no money, I couldn't make no trades, I couldn't do nothing for like three or four weeks. My nigga, why you didn't hit me? Four

Speaker 1 you know, Coinbase people, no, I didn't care something

Speaker 1 let Coinbase freeze crush his shit. You're crazy.
Niggas so stupid. Hold a couple Bitcoins.
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Nakatoshi.

Speaker 1 But no, dog, that shit was kind of scary because, yo, they get around to you when they get around. I was calling niggas for three or four weeks.
I came here talking to Erickson.

Speaker 1 Yo, dog, you just be fucked. So imagine what happens when all the live people now about to be not working for the banks no more.
You got to go through everything automated. That shit is so annoying.

Speaker 1 Y'all think there's any truth to

Speaker 1 the rumblings of by the year 2030, we'll be already in four-day work weeks?

Speaker 1 I can see that. Absolutely.
I can see that.

Speaker 1 This is 25. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe. Yeah.
I can see that. Because what's happening is a lot of people never went back to work after COVID.
A lot of people still hybrid. Oh, yeah.
We're wild. They were hybrid.

Speaker 1 A lot of people are hybrid.

Speaker 2 But a lot of companies are like demanding their workforce come back.

Speaker 1 Which I get to a point, but.

Speaker 1 Very few. Yeah.
days.

Speaker 1 Most jobs you can do in four days a week. True.
As someone who's worked regular jobs, like

Speaker 1 you don't need to hear this. You don't.
You said as the one? No, I said as someone who has. So, what did that mean?

Speaker 1 No, we've got some workers in here. Yeah, I was about to get offended.
You ain't one of your people.

Speaker 1 I wasn't more on the list. What are you talking about? I have worked regular jobs.

Speaker 1 Y'all paying me back.

Speaker 1 The people I love most.

Speaker 1 The people I love most hate me the worst.

Speaker 1 For a week and a half.

Speaker 1 Taco Bell for that term. I'm going to circuit your city.

Speaker 1 Wasn't it one of them? The win. The post office.
What you did? How old are you?

Speaker 1 17. Post Office? He's a good gig.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck you do. Fuck that up.
Fuck rap. It was seasonal.
Christmas time. Good.

Speaker 1 17. Yeah, 2027.
I forgot the name of it. The sorter.

Speaker 1 Whatever the

Speaker 1 word was. Sorter.

Speaker 1 I had that.

Speaker 1 Sears. How long?

Speaker 1 In Sears? Yeah. Nigga, you ever been to Sears? I got the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 You didn't answer them.

Speaker 1 It wasn't about to be, it was a short stay.

Speaker 1 Well, in and out.

Speaker 1 It was a short stay at Sears.

Speaker 1 The Wiz. How long? Madlong.

Speaker 1 What's Madlong?

Speaker 1 I was at The Wiz for years up until I got stabbed. I got stabbed at 20.
I was there there for about three years. Oh, okay.
So you worked The Wiz,

Speaker 1 the Post Office, and Sears at 17.

Speaker 1 No, not at 17.

Speaker 1 The post office was seasonal.

Speaker 1 I did

Speaker 1 The Wiz. Your math.
No, which is right by the Wizard. I was at 730.

Speaker 1 You know you're about to work.

Speaker 1 The Wiz is right there by Newport.

Speaker 1 And when I got stabbed and couldn't work there anymore, I was, the Sears was in Newport.

Speaker 1 Oh, you worked Sears after?

Speaker 1 Sears after the Wizards. The Wiz.
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I couldn't work The Wiz no more. Put them out of business.
Big joke.

Speaker 1 Right out the side of the bus. Those Sears had electronics too, huh? They should have known not to put me back there with the Compacts.

Speaker 1 The Compacts and the ProScans, boy. ProScan?

Speaker 1 Yes, nigga, what?

Speaker 1 I can get you the ProScan for the low. I don't remember what the ProScan was.
Pro Pro Scan is

Speaker 1 the hardest TV

Speaker 1 fancy TV. It was the best TV, bro.
At the time. Yes.
This was before good TVs.

Speaker 1 The broskin.

Speaker 1 I was tossing the shit out of the back.

Speaker 1 You need a 40 hat to hit. Yes.
My house was laced. Oh, man.
See, those are my jobs. And most importantly,

Speaker 1 I had a record deal at 21. That's what we say.
So, I mean, I'm like, yeah, but that's when the work really started. None of y'all got a fucking national hit at 21.

Speaker 1 Anything? Do you have a slap that still come on in the garden when you did?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You got one? I don't.

Speaker 1 Did they play mump it up or not? No, I haven't. Of course.

Speaker 1 Of course they did. They play mum it up now.

Speaker 1 Did they play pumping up? Did the crowd give you yours? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They put it on the screen.
I don't go to the garden on celebrity time. I go there as a normal patron.

Speaker 1 But you're a celebrity.

Speaker 1 And they think that if Pump It Up came off, people would be like, oh, Joe. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. What role you was in? You took the word out my mouth, yo.

Speaker 1 I was behind the bench in the second row.

Speaker 1 Pump, pump, pump.

Speaker 2 You didn't see the picture in the group chat?

Speaker 1 Jason Hart do like them? Josh Hart. Josh, I mean?

Speaker 1 Shout out to Josh Hart. Yeah.
Shout him out. No, he's fine.
He don't. No, no, he's fine.

Speaker 1 I like him on the Lakers.

Speaker 1 That nigga right over there to the Lakers. That nigga play hard.
Yeah, no, that was a good, that was a good Christmas game. It was good to get up and go to the game.
That's dope. It was.

Speaker 1 That's fly shit. That's super fly shit.
Oh, that's super fly shit.

Speaker 1 Do you want to wake up with your baby? No.

Speaker 1 Can we go to the Knicks game together or not?

Speaker 1 Hating.

Speaker 1 Something about we going out of town. I'm like, all right, let me get a little FaceTime though.
My baby at the age where you can see when he's mad, too.

Speaker 1 You know the FaceTime.

Speaker 1 Your baby just got a shiny face and a grill.

Speaker 1 You motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to let her go.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, my baby.

Speaker 1 I ain't such a good dad, yo. Next year, next year.

Speaker 1 Next year.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna let her do that. You're gonna put your foot down?

Speaker 1 You're gonna put your foot down? Yeah, no, next year, I'm gonna. I'll be feeling bad.
I don't be wanting to fight, man. I don't be wanting to fight.
What, Tom? Skirt. She's talking about something.

Speaker 1 She's trying to negotiate. So, what you want to do? I said, no.

Speaker 1 What you want. This whole day is mine.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker, anyway. Or not.
Oh, y'all. I love her, man.
I love her.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?

Speaker 1 While they think about what else, I want to tell y'all on Instagram, you ladies out there, if your IG name is Body Buy Such and Such, guess what? The one thing you got to have is a body. A body.

Speaker 1 Body.

Speaker 1 These bitches is making me fucking sick. They're faking me miserable out here.
Body by such and such. I go click on this shit and it's fucking Twig Newton.

Speaker 2 All right. I feel like the ones that the Instagram names that start with body buy are usually like

Speaker 1 workout chicks.

Speaker 2 Workout chicks. They're fitness influencers or they're trainers.

Speaker 1 The workout chicks had a hard time with Christmas and all of them this shit. Y'all had to get dressed.
A few of y'all popped up on my shit with clothes on.

Speaker 1 You didn't recognize me, bitch. No, no, no, no.
You know what you do?

Speaker 1 You look down. Go to my AI bitch.
Oh. No, no, no.
You look down.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker don't got them air maxes on no more. They got to put some real shoes on.
You'd be like, I see. I get it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, I'm not playing. I got you.
I'm not playing. I got you, my ma.

Speaker 1 You bought the clogs back?

Speaker 1 I got you.

Speaker 1 Go get them spare decks back, girl. I got you, fam.
Go get that little lemon, man. Go and get right.
Go on and get right.

Speaker 1 Joey Badass whoops some ass.

Speaker 1 He did. Joey Badass whoops some ass in some store in Brooklyn.
Sneaker store looked like a song. I don't know if I'd have slipped that uppercut.
He threw that shit from a weird angle.

Speaker 1 And that shit connected, too. He threw two of them.
That shit was like some other shit. I said, oh, okay, Joey.

Speaker 1 Joey's throwing them things. No, he fixed the situation.
Yeah, he did. He fixed it fast.
Real quick. And it looked like he was really trying to be diplomatic.
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 I got too much to lose, my nigga. I don't want no problems.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's true. Shout out to Joey badass, man.
For sure. He wasn't ever a nigga I looked at like he didn't have no hands.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he can't fool me with all that TV rebranding shit.
He's doing,

Speaker 1 and when you see him out, he's the nicest nigga. Like, you know what I'm saying? Every time I see him, he comes up to me, speak first, all that shit.
Like, that's fly.

Speaker 1 So, it looked like he was like, Yo, bro, I don't want no problems, my nigga. You are a pauper, I'm worth a couple M's.
I don't want no beef. You won't be suing me,

Speaker 1 my fucking uh, homeboy coming back out next season.

Speaker 1 What's his name?

Speaker 1 Who on the show? Oh, oh shit,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 Forgot the nigga. Unique to unique.
You need coming back. I don't want no beef with you, Roscoe.
Fuck away from me.

Speaker 1 Fuck away from me, dog. Sometimes that's what niggas want.

Speaker 1 Shout to him, but Christmas is just another time that I wouldn't want to have to get in a scuff on the street.

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm glad he won.

Speaker 1 Bro, don't nobody want to be fighting nobody, period. No, no, that's not true.
The niggas out here who ain't got shit to lose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was about to say, especially as a celebrity,

Speaker 1 that's what they want. Fuck you sitting in central Bookings in Christmas time?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 good.

Speaker 1 Yo, I do not know

Speaker 1 what is going on with Ray J

Speaker 1 and Princess Love,

Speaker 1 and I know Ray J.

Speaker 1 So I'm not going to speculate about nothing that's going on.

Speaker 1 But if they happen to put out screenshots of what's going on, I will read it.

Speaker 1 And I did.

Speaker 1 And he had to zoom.

Speaker 1 Not at all. Not at all.

Speaker 1 Biggest could be.

Speaker 1 Big as to be.

Speaker 1 Children. I don't have a take on this.
I just want to say, yo, Ray J is my son, yo.

Speaker 1 Why are you out here getting off?

Speaker 1 I look at you, and you look like a nigga that's getting off some of my old school moves, man. Look at this.
This is a Joe Button move to the depth. I still got your pussy juice on me.
I kept it on.

Speaker 1 Haven't took a shower yet. Nigga, you think you're mean?

Speaker 1 Ray J. When you come to New York, come up here so I can ask you if you think you're mean.

Speaker 1 Nigga, that was one of the best lines. It was a good line.
Oh, yeah. It was.
That sounds like some you shit. Dog.
That sounds like some you shit. You never used that before? No.

Speaker 1 I've definitely used it. Well, he be showering.
See, I don't.

Speaker 1 See, I don't.

Speaker 1 I was already not going to shower. Anyway, this shit had this little thing.
I'm just like this baby. And now I got that little, that little wimp, that little

Speaker 1 oomph on my shit. That you can smell when she's gone.

Speaker 1 That shit is fire, yo. I know they gonna call me nasty.
No, no, listen. They're gonna say niggas are just with you.
Yeah, I'm with you. We with you.

Speaker 1 Well, except for our shower, but I mean, I use a lot of it. The line has worked.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a fire.

Speaker 1 Nah, y'all sex smell combined.

Speaker 1 Give you that little oomph on your pubics.

Speaker 1 I'm keeping it right there. I'm good.
And texting her. She's going to feel good about that text, too.
Nah, yep. That's why I work.
Yes, she's going to feel good about it. Your scent is in my bed.

Speaker 1 No, your scent is on me,

Speaker 1 but it ain't on my bed. It's an old new chick in my bed.

Speaker 1 But your scent is still on me. And I'm going to keep it there for days, man.

Speaker 1 So, what you going to do? Make gumbo? Huh? With the new bitches in your bed? You're going to mix it up? No, no, no, no, no, no, keep it a buck. Yes.

Speaker 1 1,000 discount.

Speaker 1 No doubt. No mistake.
No doubt about it. Thank you.
Sorry. Sorry.
Thank you. Thank you for the honesty.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 Because I ain't one of them dudes that when the chick come over, and we talking about long, many, many, many, many years ago.

Speaker 1 Many, many, many, many years ago.

Speaker 1 I was never the guy that I wanted sh. No, that's a lot too.

Speaker 1 But for the new girl, for the girl I'm not all the way comfortable with, I didn't want to shower while she was there in the crib.

Speaker 1 Unless I'm pulling the shower move. I was about to say, your shower move was your thing.
But if I'm not pulling the shower move, I'm talking about showering just to get clean. Like,

Speaker 1 no, no. It's the shower move.
Shower move works. Shower move ain't bad.
I got that from there.

Speaker 1 Look, look, look, I ain't gonna, I did go. The shower move is from you.
I got that from you. It worked, right? It's a good efficiency.
It's good. I use that out of bed.
The shower move?

Speaker 1 What are you going to say? Yes.

Speaker 2 Nigga. Like, as a reason for her to go?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Tell her your shower move. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Y'all don't tell her.
I don't want to. Your move.
You know what I mean? I don't want to tell her that.

Speaker 1 Why? Because nigga might use it on her. Because you'll get on a live stream, try to get an ad from

Speaker 1 some shower company. Irish Spring.

Speaker 1 What's the one with Star with a K Kohler? Kohler. Moe in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 The shower move where

Speaker 1 the young lady is over.

Speaker 1 You say you want something to drink or whatever. You get her comfortable or situated in the living room.
You say, B-R-B,

Speaker 1 gonna go take a quick shower.

Speaker 1 And you go get in the shower. Make it sound sexy in there too, silk.
There's a meeting in my bedroom, bedroom, bed, bedroom. What? What a sound?

Speaker 1 She's in the living room alone for mad long. Either one of two things are gonna happen.

Speaker 2 She's gonna wanna join you.

Speaker 1 She's either gonna get up. If she a freak like Adina, she gonna get up, find the bathroom from the sound.

Speaker 1 Hey, I was wondering, she gonna come in, you gonna be standing there like Adonis.

Speaker 1 a fucking Greek god mythical fucking creature

Speaker 1 She gonna say oh my god

Speaker 1 You're gonna be sitting there so stroking your shit soapy as hell

Speaker 1 on B plus

Speaker 1 or she's a lady and she's not gonna do that and now you gotta come out with the towel fresh out of the towel water glistening all over you.

Speaker 1 Yo, you good? You need anything? I'm gonna just go to the

Speaker 1 time you get to.

Speaker 1 I'm sure the game is updated by now when these rules are non-existent. Nigga, ever pulled a shower move on you now that you know what it is.

Speaker 2 No, I think that was my move.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 for 2025, nobody asked Mel anything on this podcast ever again. Please, yo.
Yeah, we don't have to. It was your move in his house.
How you pull that off? How you pull that off with you and his crib?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 That works. What? Thank you.
Tuh.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you the best. I'm going to give you the best house.

Speaker 1 Exactly. You won't get one of these expensive bad sheets.

Speaker 2 Do you mind if I like, you know, take a shower?

Speaker 1 You know, is that okay?

Speaker 1 Yeah. If you did that shit, that'll work.

Speaker 1 If you did that shit, I ain't gonna hold you. I'm going to get the best washcloth towel cobbler washed.
What? Some matching shit. Yeah, no, gotta match.

Speaker 1 You don't wanna look like no heathen. It may not be showers.
I ain't got no Fendi made washcloth. Anywell, like outside of Chicago, nigga.

Speaker 1 That move is gonna crush if we're not going to Chicago.

Speaker 1 What else?

Speaker 1 Holy shit. What else is unimportant, important?

Speaker 1 Can I tell y'all what's funny to me? What? What?

Speaker 1 And I love y'all as a crew. Oh, let's make some bullshit.

Speaker 1 As a whole crew, y'all my favorite. There we go.
Y'all the best crew.

Speaker 1 But how should I feel that y'all are way more punctual here?

Speaker 1 I'm just asking. I don't have no beef about it.

Speaker 1 I didn't even run this thought through my multiple personalities.

Speaker 1 But does anybody feel the way about it? It's just like cool. Like, it's not even nothing to think about.

Speaker 2 It's kind of miraculous, actually.

Speaker 2 I've been thinking the same thing, but.

Speaker 1 I just been driving.

Speaker 2 Yeah, me too. And it was so clear on the way here.

Speaker 1 There was traffic, so I'm leaving dumb early. There was like no traffic today, spent $130, $140 on Ubers.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm driving. I'm laboring here.
Well, that good.

Speaker 1 It makes sense. It does.

Speaker 1 You live across the street.

Speaker 2 No, we're talking about here.

Speaker 1 You live across the street. I do not live across the street in comparison to us.
We live far. Oh.

Speaker 1 All right, so the further you live, the more punctual you get. That makes sense.
No.

Speaker 1 No, I get it. My man Freeze taught me how to play the Uber game.
So you got to request the Uber the day before.

Speaker 1 Because it's cheaper.

Speaker 1 Allegedly. Schedule that shit.

Speaker 1 Schedule that. You know what I mean? So the Uber is standing outside.

Speaker 1 And you try to give yourself an extra little grace time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you guys do you guys what do you guys say to the listen last part before the year? That's true.

Speaker 1 I'm just getting to it. But do you guys have

Speaker 1 any thoughts about the

Speaker 1 allegations that we pod better here?

Speaker 1 And if you think that's true, my question is, why? Why? I personally, the energy. I told y'all that.
Yes. I'm speaking just for me.
I'm not speaking for the collection.

Speaker 1 Now, the energy is different here. Fuck that.
I'm comfortable sitting in this chair. These chairs is different.

Speaker 1 It's closer, so it's more intimate. We laugh and we joke.
And the other chairs, you laid back kind of, so it's a little bit more relaxed mood. No, and I'm trying to be funny.
I'm being serious because

Speaker 1 I understand what you're saying. Like, it's so relaxed,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 Like, these chairs.

Speaker 2 Do you think that we were coddled in the last place?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Oh, what?

Speaker 1 I'm asking him. No, we just, again, it's closer, yo.
It's more intimate. I agree.
That's what I'm saying. I agree.

Speaker 1 That's the thing.

Speaker 2 And I think that the comfort that you speak of, ice is very important because you both were fucked up on that couch.

Speaker 1 I was. Even at the last spot, when we did them couple possibly, even you in the high chair, you got to sit up.
It's different. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The other couches, you kind of lay back. Now you sitting up.
Yeah, and I had a pillow and everything.

Speaker 1 Corey, write this down so I can tell the realtors.

Speaker 1 We need something with some discomfort, man. And just bar.

Speaker 1 And what else is that

Speaker 1 little hand of love seat? What else make

Speaker 1 What else make y'all?

Speaker 1 Oh, fucking fuck y'all niggas out.

Speaker 1 Each and every one of y'all.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Let me see. Let me see.
Let me see. What else? What else? What else? There is something else.
There's a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's time to throw this computer in the trash.

Speaker 1 Once the Ram starts fucking up like that, it's over. I ran out of Ram, I think.

Speaker 1 Hey, you closed that, you restarted. I mean, I could put something on there,

Speaker 1 it's over. You're gonna get another one, damn, yes, all right.
I'm about to say, I can try it, save it. Niggas rich, bro.
I ain't got

Speaker 1 rich in family, just for the money.

Speaker 1 There you go, rich in

Speaker 1 friends, health. There you go.
Rich in many areas, except MacBook money, just not all the areas I need to be in. Not the way we talk about it,

Speaker 1 Tracy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Tracy showed you.

Speaker 1 This should just do whatever it wants.

Speaker 1 Yo, you ain't even touched it. I played this an hour ago.
Yo, that's crazy. It's all delayed.
I'm speaking up his mind.

Speaker 1 Hey. But how do I find out what's even my rant? I have a.
Hey, yo, why you can't do this? Fuck.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 We might not have to never work. You know what I mean? I carry the crates.
You should make money like that. Yo, I carry the crates.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Shit. Come on, my man.
So why he can't do that. It ain't many people that do that.
Why you can't say that?

Speaker 1 There ain't many people that could do that. You got to hit that falsetto.

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 1 You. You.

Speaker 1 Yo, Romey Rome. I'll be Romey Rome, yo.
That's why you listeners of music have it easy. Y'all get to hear some shit and clown it.

Speaker 1 As a guy that's gone in the studio and tried to come up with one of these little jingles. Ain't the easiest.
It's tough.

Speaker 1 It's hard.

Speaker 1 It's the easiest. It's a tough.
Because someone's got the right to clown it, it, though. Pain.

Speaker 1 Or not.

Speaker 1 You know how I stand on it. You can clown everything we never tried.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 That's the fun part. I get it.
Listen, I ain't trying to step on no fun. Niggas go to the movies.
It's trash. Niggas will clown it.
True. The same thing don't apply.
It's only music where we do that.

Speaker 1 You can't make a movie. You shouldn't be able to talk on it.
I clown the movie more when I feel like I could have done that line better than him.

Speaker 1 I clown it a little more. The niggas that get like three sentences, I could have did that, even though they ain't take me for for Daredevil.
But I'll just say they didn't take me for Daredevil.

Speaker 1 Mel is gonna get us some ads one way or the other. They did it.
That trampoline. Go ahead, man.

Speaker 1 We're gonna get some ad

Speaker 1 money.

Speaker 1 She don't give a fuck. That's my girl.

Speaker 1 It's my girl right here. Mel gonna go get it.

Speaker 1 Anybody watch the Drake stream? I did not.

Speaker 1 I did not.

Speaker 1 I did not. I saw the little clips, bits, and pictures.
Anybody got any takeaways from the Drake stream? I do not. I do not.
No, I mean, that's dope. Giveaway shit.
That's cool. What'd they give away?

Speaker 1 Money and cars and chains, maybe or something like that. Yeah, it was like some warp or shit.
Okay. It was like your lottery ticket where it had like all the different shits that you could win.

Speaker 1 It was like that. They was on Elliott ass for saying that it was a trash idea.

Speaker 1 I'm never going to say that a giveaway is a trash idea.

Speaker 1 Around the holiday time? Yeah. He was giving away expensive shit, right? You can't say that.
Yeah, you can't clown that. But I do like Elliot saying it.

Speaker 1 I like any of my peers

Speaker 1 saying something that they shouldn't have said. That's fire to me.
Well, Elliot ain't over being there. I do it every week.
Every week I say something I should not have said.

Speaker 1 It don't hit me until the next day or two. You shouldn't have said that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes it's too late to text Parks on the edit.

Speaker 1 We just got to take what comes with this one. As soon as you start trending, you realize, ah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. Could have kept that one to myself.
It's never nothing good. No, no.
It's never for the good shit. No, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 Anybody care about

Speaker 1 Jamie Foxx suing ice for throwing that fucking glass at his face while he was at dinner the day after his stand-up premiered?

Speaker 1 That was you ice? Hell no.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting for the iceberg.

Speaker 1 It was the other ice. It was ice spice.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Tossed that glass straight at Jamie Foxx and he's suing. Glad he's all right.
And he should sue. And I can't wait to hear his daughter's next song.
You're such an asshole. I'm not being that.

Speaker 1 I want to hear what you're going to come up with on that guitar.

Speaker 2 The guitar that you don't really believe that she was actually playing?

Speaker 1 She was playing it. She just wasn't

Speaker 1 playing it.

Speaker 1 She was just playing it. Shout out to her.
She's playing with it. Shout out to the Foxes.

Speaker 1 What else? What else? Big Lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, big lot. Big Lot.
Big Lotus. It's over.
Out of business, huh? Got to go to Costco's for the Tupperware now.

Speaker 1 Big Lot is

Speaker 1 Finito, right? Yes. It's a wrap.

Speaker 1 Who's heard?

Speaker 1 Come on. Come on.
You go to Big Lots?

Speaker 2 I loved Big Lots. No, you didn't.

Speaker 1 When's the last time you was in the Big Lots?

Speaker 2 Like three weeks ago. Where?

Speaker 2 The one that's off of.

Speaker 2 You know, I'm still learning freeways and shit.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 The freeway.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know? Yeah, that's over.

Speaker 1 by that street. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The bridge.

Speaker 1 Over that.

Speaker 2 You know, when you come out of the tunnel and then you go up in that freeway.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Route.

Speaker 1 Shit, at least 2 million people listening arena. Yes,

Speaker 2 it's off that freeway.

Speaker 1 Big.

Speaker 2 There's like a movie theater somewhere around there. Got it.

Speaker 1 Party city

Speaker 1 lots in the same week. Yo, 65 Macy's closing down.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Retail is out of here, dog. Yeah, we're off.

Speaker 1 Everything's online. Well, we're talking about like the shitty retail for sure.

Speaker 1 But when I said that about Party City,

Speaker 1 they kicked my ass. That's a bougie shit.

Speaker 1 It is what I said.

Speaker 1 That's not what you said, bro. They killed me for my Party City take.
You said you said.

Speaker 2 I don't think that that was.

Speaker 1 Was that the only job?

Speaker 1 That was why they killed you.

Speaker 1 For asking?

Speaker 1 Was that only? How is that Christmas going to be here? If they didn't get

Speaker 1 that was some wild shit?

Speaker 1 That Christmas wasn't about to be that lit if they was working at Party City anyway.

Speaker 1 Don't look up here.

Speaker 1 Don't look at me, dog. Fucked up.

Speaker 1 All right, nigga. Go ahead, nigga.
Make a little fucking balloon elephant. I don't care.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, get the shit off. It's a dolphin.

Speaker 1 Smack put out Lux versus Rum Rumnity.

Speaker 1 on YouTube.

Speaker 1 I would suggest everybody go take a gander at that one. When's When's that from?

Speaker 1 A few months ago. Okay.
A few months ago. And they've just been keeping it.
They did a little more than that. Well, yeah, Smack has his subscription service.
He has his app,

Speaker 1 URL TV. I would be glad to see more stuff on YouTube from them.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't keep up with the battle scene as much because the app, I've never had a great experience with it. Yeah, I didn't like the app at all.
I loved it.

Speaker 1 And I get it, like, get your money, but, like, put it out for the rest of us at some point. When they were on caffeine, it was great.
Yeah. Because you can just watch it.

Speaker 1 But I don't like their app.

Speaker 1 On the rewatch, I probably have Rum Nitty 2-1.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I felt that way when it aired, but on the rewatch,

Speaker 1 those guys are incredible.

Speaker 1 Both of us.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Those guys are absolutely incredible. What Rum Nitty and Lux did up there, I just probably give it to Rum Nitty because you had to deal with Lux.
Like, again, back to my greatness argument.

Speaker 1 Lux, to me, is already what what he is. Anytime he stands in front of one of you niggas, he's just giving y'all a shot for you to be great.

Speaker 1 There's nothing

Speaker 1 left to prove, nothing left to do. He did it already.
Mook, like, I mean, y'all may be biased. I say the same thing about my brother.
There's nobody left for you to battle.

Speaker 1 When we be talking battles, like, you've battled the top of the top. You've battled the newcomers.
You've battled the women greats.

Speaker 1 You just battling the battle at this point. Like, you haven't been.

Speaker 1 Ashley, he said, fold them in front of the kids. Balloon animals.

Speaker 1 Nah, he said so much.

Speaker 1 He said so much shit that if you enjoy lyricism, that is the battle to watch. Phenomenal job.
Round of applause for those brothers.

Speaker 1 Them niggas bugged out.

Speaker 1 Any prediction on next month's battle? Who's battling? Suge and Easy? I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 I don't care about it. I fuck with Sug,

Speaker 1 Big Jersey, but they not. I'm not.
I can't. Got it.
I can't. I cannot do it.
They leaking some now that say Remy is a...

Speaker 1 Yeah, they did a face-off. They did a face-off.
I don't, I can't even. I love Remy, so there's nothing for me to say.
Ain't nothing for me to say.

Speaker 1 But the rule that they're talking about being implemented that no battle rapper could talk about.

Speaker 1 I ain't take it that way. She was saying like, yo, nigga, it ain't going to be no shots at me because, nigga, I shoot back.
Don't forget I rap. That's what she was telling Suge.
She's like, I rap.

Speaker 1 She's like, actually, I have a high success rate of shooting first.

Speaker 1 Like, she was playing into. I don't think it's a real rule where it can't nobody say nothing.
I hope it's not.

Speaker 1 I don't even think she would do that.

Speaker 1 Given the Geechee shit, because when it was hot, you would have had that rule then. No, that would be what made me come up with my rule.

Speaker 1 I didn't know you battle rappers was about to go this crazy over my personal business. Wow.
In any league of mine, I'm not allowing it. I don't know if that's true or not.
So we'll see.

Speaker 1 And on the heels of what has taken place?

Speaker 1 Like it wasn't as

Speaker 1 prevalent back then.

Speaker 1 Publicly? I don't really want to see EZ now.

Speaker 1 That's me personally.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that he ain't been on a hell of a run, that he's not nice, but I don't. I can't, not right now.

Speaker 1 Not right now. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I'm cool.
I got it.

Speaker 1 But shout out to them.

Speaker 1 what else? Is there anything else we need to need to hit? Anything important, unimportant? Come on, there's got to be something. I know, I mean, um, you was talking

Speaker 1 on businesses that went that's

Speaker 1 the fucking container store found for chapter 11. You lying.
Oh, wow. You pieces of the business.
I mean, I understand it, though. Why?

Speaker 1 That shit higher than giraffe ass. It is expensive.
That shit is expensive, my nigga.

Speaker 1 That same little XO shit you could get at big lots. Big lots is cold.
See, that's why I get big lots. Yo, no bullshit.
That's why I'm sad.

Speaker 1 The only thing I really get out of container stores is the sneaker boxes. So I don't know Amazon bitches.
That should have been enough to keep the container store. Yes, it should have.

Speaker 1 It should have been. Everybody is running in there for the sneaker boxes.
Then them Amazon shits ain't the same. Oh, so.
They're not the same.

Speaker 2 So they're going to have like a liquidation sale?

Speaker 1 I hope shit. Because I'm damn sure going to get a thousand sneaker boxes.

Speaker 1 They get. A thousand?

Speaker 1 No, them shits isn't.

Speaker 1 The container store. $9 a piece, my nigga.
That one hurt. I can't believe believe y'all at the container store file for chapter 11.
I'm fucking sick of y'all. Yo, it ain't enough niggas by uh

Speaker 1 sneakers boxes, no draw pullouts.

Speaker 1 This shit's high, yo. I'm dead ass.
Niggas ain't got no sneakers.

Speaker 1 That is true.

Speaker 1 Bums.

Speaker 1 Stupid. Yep.
Boy, go get GP a little sneakers, man. Them shits is expensive as fuck.
Um, Tyler the Creator

Speaker 1 That's Mustard.

Speaker 1 This is him over the over the Kendrick. Hey now, freestyle over here now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bitch, I'm outside.

Speaker 3 La Ferrari popping on a 40 with a five. One ticket, two ticket, three ticket, four million.
Put that little Maybach truck in the garage.

Speaker 1 You see me, I can flop out.

Speaker 3 Pandemonium screaming like they brought Pac out. Sopping with the chicks that we carrying out the kickback.

Speaker 1 Bitch, the energy, the way I get my lick back.

Speaker 1 No matter. No, he smoked it.
I listened to the whole shit. He smoked it.
And I want to shout out to the girl Jazz because she actually tweeted this when GNX dropped.

Speaker 1 I want. and added him, Tyler the Creator, to freestyle on Hey Now so bad.
And when he freestyled, he he put it out and was like, Merry Christmas! I had fun with it.

Speaker 1 So, like, a fan actually inspired him to do it, and he smoked the shit. Okay,

Speaker 1 it was fire. Yeah,

Speaker 1 he smoked that.

Speaker 1 Yo, E, come here, man. Tell these dudes about Tracy Morgan, man, talking to us like that.

Speaker 1 That ain't easy. That's not, that's hey, E, you gained a little bit of weight.
That's not easy. God, that's not easy.
Hey, E, you got 10 and gained some weight.

Speaker 1 You can't, you have, you, what's going on

Speaker 1 Before I went to the hospital, I came here and want to show, you know, some moral support.

Speaker 1 Before you went to hospital, you're going to the hospital now? Yeah,

Speaker 1 so you coming to here, get the motherfucking this little ass. What you do? Wait, go to the hospital then, nigga.
What are you here for?

Speaker 1 You don't even live over here. No, mom.

Speaker 2 The best of intentions. What's up, nigga?

Speaker 1 Y'all look awfully good today.

Speaker 1 Good to you, my brother. You feel Butterflip? A little bit.
I'm in a great mood. A little bit.
Good to see you. What the fuck? Type of.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to stop in. You, my man.
I appreciate that. I was hoping to come in in the beginning of Patreon.
I told my wife, let me come in and, you know, sit down and contribute before I.

Speaker 1 Just like make your own rules. It's like, whatever.
Yeah, well, might as well.

Speaker 1 Might as well.

Speaker 1 I miss you, man. How you doing, man? How's your holiday, man? I'm good, man.
It's good to see you. Good to see you guys as well.
Good to see you. Welcome in hour three, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Right? That's

Speaker 1 crazy, so he's

Speaker 1 gonna hold you. Crazy.

Speaker 1 How y'all doing, man? How was your Christmas, man? Christmas was well, man. Christmas was good, man.
How much bread you spent?

Speaker 1 How much bread y'all spent? A lot. Christmas? A couple dollars.
Nah, a lot. A lot of bread, right? Yes.

Speaker 1 I ain't gonna hold you. Did y'all talk about it? I spent a couple dollars.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Not really.
They didn't really talk about it, right, man?

Speaker 1 You know, they ain't giving niggas nothing either. You think they will come here for Christmas? Hey, yo, I love y'all.
We've been working together for a long time.

Speaker 1 Here, here it's for you this is for Mel this for Joe

Speaker 1 helped me scratch hands in y'all pocket

Speaker 1 hands in your pocket oh shit that's a less baggy oh good looks

Speaker 1 see there you go then you end up getting some line huh Santa Joe is not done oh yeah all right go ahead oh yeah all right

Speaker 1 he just saved y'all I saved him. I'm gonna get back to y'all in a little bit.

Speaker 1 Merry Christmas. Thank you, brother.
Would you like me to open this? Yes. Yes, you gotta open it.

Speaker 1 Why not? Why not?

Speaker 1 I wasn't here for the

Speaker 1 last episode when these niggas hit for all that money. Look at all the red ones in there.

Speaker 1 They hit for money for Red Hollow? Yeah, I know. I heard.
I was tight. You too.

Speaker 1 I was tight about it. Man, be hot.
I thought that they believe in the ownership. Not as tight as Mel and Mark, but

Speaker 1 Flip. And Flip.
It's fun. Oh, Flip was tight, too?

Speaker 2 Didn't Flip originally have the winning ticket?

Speaker 1 Don't tell Flip that. He handed me the ticket, but when he read my ticket and handed me his, he forgot about it.
I'm like, I'm like, ish, this is yours here. And I gave it back to him.

Speaker 1 Good man. Oh, you got it, bro.
Is that what happened? Goodness. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you get it. That's that issue for that.

Speaker 1 I get him too. Give him two.
Now give him Willa Cups, too.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You got to have bad. Is that what really happened? Run the business.

Speaker 1 Who said? It happened at the end. You gave me both tickets in my hand.
Remember, you read my ticket. You thought, oh, you only won $20.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Good look.
Oh, damn. This nigga.
Pull the fuck up. Is it a trench cup? Man, they got some shit that fit.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Partless. Audience flip is opening its Christmas gift.
That's what's happening right now in case you.

Speaker 1 Hey, what the fuck is this? A trench coat suit? This shit is nice.

Speaker 1 This shit is nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's really nice.

Speaker 1 Very nice. Crocodile Dundee.
Watch your fuck up.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 That's my man.

Speaker 1 Now, we did have some discrepancies on

Speaker 1 what size suits. Oh, it's a whole suit, too.

Speaker 1 Come on, man. Oh, yeah.
He got. Yeah.
I love you, man. That's hard.
That shit is hard. You know, I'm still mad at you.

Speaker 1 But I love you. I didn't hit the lot of why you mad at me.
Why are you always mad? You know why I'm mad.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't know why.
I promise I don't know why. You know why I'm mad? Stop.
I didn't know you was mad. That's lovely.
That's why you coming in at hour three?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, I'm sick.

Speaker 1 No, I'm sick.

Speaker 1 Hey, yo. Thank you, man.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 How y'all niggas got away from

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 JBN tax law? That was, you know, niggas scratched the ticket inside the building.

Speaker 1 I scratched the ticket in Park's house. Oh.
I didn't scratch the screen. So the shit Clory E was saying that niggas, because that niggas left quick before they even got to it.

Speaker 1 Yo, y'all hitting that little lotto scratch off shit has fucked the community.

Speaker 1 I don't like that money is doing this. I don't like that shit either.
It's the game.

Speaker 1 Joe, it's not even that. They hit.

Speaker 1 It's like we were cracking jokes on them about Newark, Newark, and Malcolm X. That's how it started.
We like, that nigga is a piece of shit. Fuck out of here.
Me and Mark.

Speaker 1 Then I said, yo, I never won none of this.

Speaker 1 It said, if I win this certain amount, I'm getting up and I'm leaving. He spoke into existence.
Nigga, Ice hit. Boom.

Speaker 1 Ice gets quiet, nigga.

Speaker 1 Nigga tried to, nigga. Yo, Joe, the nigga did like this.

Speaker 1 So Paul's like, Ice, you come up, where you going? Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Ice gets up, he gets dressed. Ice gets up, get dressed.
He doesn't really want to talk, and he shows.

Speaker 1 He shows Ian. He said, I'll be back.
Let me go check this. Me and Ish going at it.
Itch scratch.

Speaker 1 Ish start getting his face turned.

Speaker 1 I think I won. Seven figures, nigga.
What's the problem with you? What's wrong with that? He's not giving down no PC.

Speaker 1 I didn't ask him for nothing. Corey said, nigga, this shit, we gotta call the, Corey trying to use, we gotta call the accountant.

Speaker 1 He said it happened in the building on some JVP premises. Nigga, I said it's Mark's house.
It was a big shit going on when you wasn't here, nigga. It's the baby.
No, that's all. That's all.

Speaker 1 How was Mark? I saw and I heard. Mark was, Mark was, was, yo, thank you for this, though.
This is very nice. I really appreciate it.
Thank you very much. Mark wasn't.
He texted me after, like, nigga.

Speaker 1 What's the odds of two people winning?

Speaker 2 Infinitesimal.

Speaker 1 Your big words words got you no winnings i know well i got five dollars apparently you had to see crackhead mal in here making ish uh scratch off a ticket trying to win oh there's some more right there those are those are mine those are mine that i have not touched so let me grab them now

Speaker 1 that i'm seeing that everybody's a crackhead

Speaker 1 when they call you and tell you these won what you thought you just i know you're a rich nigga so you ain't care i was happy for them i was ecstatic i couldn't believe i thought it was fake at first same me too i thought it was fake at first.

Speaker 1 I did too.

Speaker 1 They told me it was the real deal. Them niggas won.

Speaker 1 Them niggas went to Albany together in unison. Not all.

Speaker 1 It was closed. And did a pod is the most important part.
Now, had they won and left, then I'd have been on their line. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I was trying to get the fuck out of here. I was like, so Albany was closed.
I didn't get to get it. No, so Albany, we realized, was going to close by the time we get there.

Speaker 1 They got, New York lets you go to the casinos. This is what the Newberg.
New York got a whole bunch of different cash spots. Break it down for me.
Yeah. You don't have to go to Albany.

Speaker 1 Like in Jersey, Jersey's way smaller than New York. So in New Jersey, if you pop, you got to go to Trenton.
Got it. You understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 New York is probably three, four times the size of New York.

Speaker 1 How many percent they took from you, Nish? Why? Damn.

Speaker 1 No, just a percentage. He won a million dollars.
You got a million views.

Speaker 1 A billion. He got a billion views.

Speaker 1 He had a billion views. Yeah, I'm mad at you, my nigga.
Stop. Don't get me started with a job.
You can't be. I wasn't here.
No, I'm mad. I wasn't here when they hit.
No, I'm not talking about that.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm talking about? Stop. I promise I don't.
We'll talk about it later. Then why you tell me? Because these niggas did.
Is it something I did?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 But you did it through Ian.

Speaker 2 Oh, there we go. Is it some contract shit?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Flips last day today.

Speaker 1 So. That's why he's here?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why he's here. Hour three.

Speaker 1 I was really sick, though.

Speaker 1 I didn't get to enjoy Christmas at all. I didn't do anything.
I didn't open any gifts. I was sick.
I don't know what it was. And then right here at the bottom, my stomach's been hurting.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, damn, did I rupture an appendix or something? I said, fucking my mind up. But apparently, like, trying to use the bathroom all night, all night, all night.

Speaker 2 You didn't feel like going to the doctor? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was going today. I got out of the house and was going today.
Then I said, let me stop here real quick.

Speaker 1 Your doctors in Queens? I go to Long Island Jewish.

Speaker 1 That's where I go.

Speaker 1 It's a hospital. Oh, okay.
Yeah, Long Island Jewish is a good hospital.

Speaker 1 But it's not about me. Shout out to y'all.

Speaker 1 Real quick, because I know towards the end of the pod, my last day, like he said, am I getting any gifts from y'all niggas? I gave you my spots.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm all about.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm about. You read the tags.
You got killed with these last. You read the tags.
I will join up. But you know who, nigga, I'll become best friends, nigga.
You had to kill me, nigga.

Speaker 1 Can I get something?

Speaker 1 I don't know who you're going to join up.

Speaker 1 And I called you to. I called you and then you sent me the voice.

Speaker 1 I called you three times. Click, click.
You started talking to the people.

Speaker 1 This nigga lying. Yeah, I cashed out and everything.
Everything went well. You called me one time, yo.
Shout out.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I was texting. I ain't gonna lie, I was texting Male here.
Like, yo, Male, guess how much these niggas won.

Speaker 1 That's what you did? I had to.

Speaker 1 But she knew the price. I think somebody else texted her too because she knew.

Speaker 2 No, nobody texted me.

Speaker 1 You were too on point for ICE. Because I'm always on point.
Y'all ain't know what I won?

Speaker 1 You were like

Speaker 1 five pistols.

Speaker 1 You want a five? You want a five piece? You want a five piece of some fries?

Speaker 1 And then on top of that,

Speaker 1 when Freeze won, though, Joe, the nigga stopped podding, nigga. He didn't say nothing for the whole episode.
Freeze like this.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Ice, you good? He's just sitting there, son. It's like he was picturing where he's going to be at.
I'm going to be on the beach. I said, nigga, you tell your girl he ain't tell his girl yet?

Speaker 1 I thought y'all niggas was about to leave y'all chicks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was moving. I don't know.
Huh? I don't know, nigga. Listen, let me win the lotto, nigga.

Speaker 1 What? That's not the lotto. Yeah, that was whatever it is.
The lotto is 1.1 billion right now.

Speaker 1 Literally. Yes.

Speaker 1 Would it be?

Speaker 1 You leaving if you hit? Nah, nah. All right.
Nah, nah. Exactly.

Speaker 1 All right. It's going to look a little different.

Speaker 1 This is nice.

Speaker 1 Listen.

Speaker 1 I like Sherlock Holmes.

Speaker 1 What's that? You know what the song is? Try it on. Try to catch it.

Speaker 1 Mel, you know the song?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 See if y'all know the hook.

Speaker 1 Parks, you know the song. Yes.

Speaker 1 I think Philip Cliff, you know the song, too.

Speaker 1 They white? This nigga. Yo, you, yo, get some cool, yo.
You're this sneaking nigga at the price.

Speaker 1 Look at the size. We just have the size discussion.
I'm not looking price.

Speaker 1 She said, try it on, nigga. Come on.

Speaker 1 He took the price off.

Speaker 1 Okay, we do have to get back to our.

Speaker 1 Oh, so hold on. My shit, and now?

Speaker 1 Let me know, my nigga. So if you was going to the hospital.
No, no, I'm just, yeah, I know. The hospital rules come before JBP or N rules.
So what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 So what I'm saying is that, do you want me to leave now?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I said, chill.
But I do need a money in that. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Just a quick second, if you don't mind.

Speaker 1 I'm enjoying this, man. Shout out to E, my man E.

Speaker 1 All right, Paul me. Yo, this nigga.
Yo, pause. I fell away, yo.
I said, hold on, Hashin. This nigga.
Yo.

Speaker 1 Just your man?

Speaker 1 Yo, Flip is the greatest, yo.

Speaker 1 Y'all let me see that jacket.

Speaker 1 I can't see your jacket.

Speaker 1 There's at least 3 million people listening.

Speaker 1 I just want to tell you.

Speaker 1 At least 3 million people listening right now.

Speaker 1 It's okay. It's okay.

Speaker 1 It's okay, man. Farewell.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Flip is something else, man.

Speaker 1 The greatest.

Speaker 1 I'm happy saying that's my man. That's my man.

Speaker 1 I love Flip, man. Word.
E,

Speaker 1 Amani, come in here and tell these people how Tracy Morgan made us feel at the Knick game. I gave him a little dose earlier in hour number one.

Speaker 1 I had a whole fucking nightmare about that shit.

Speaker 1 A nightmare? A nightmare, yo. About, I'm having a nightmare now knowing you niggas hit.
Saturday night. I'm alive.
What? You can't congratulate us?

Speaker 1 No, that's after. That's crazy.
That's after. You weren't here when it happened? No.
Yo, Ian told me to stay home. Okay.
Oh, I mean, that's crazy, right? Andy Warland.

Speaker 1 Andy Warland and Shannon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's crazy. No, no, no.
Listen.

Speaker 1 He just walks up. You know, oh, shit.
Nobody asked him to walk over there. Nobody, no, he just walks up.
Just walks up. Dabs.
Yo,

Speaker 1 yo, you got to come to more games, man. Mama.

Speaker 1 Already, that's the stunt. Like, tell him.
like already but stunt 101 in second one

Speaker 1 yo man you one of the people we need to see more out here

Speaker 1 he's right though yeah no but he's saying it's i get it you know

Speaker 1 oh fancy seeing you here

Speaker 1 you just got the cat dragged in yo man i had these season tickets for 30 years

Speaker 1 we need you up in here

Speaker 1 then the next thing he proceeds to tell us about the conversations he's having with Dolan.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 All right. All right, you're talking to the owner.
All right, cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, say he's giving Dolan advice, telling him, yada, yada, yada. I'm like, all right, I just went to Ticketmaster for my shit, but all right.
I think that

Speaker 1 he's doing this at this point. He's talking over, but then he does the lean.
You know, when a nigga lean over and really wants to get ear to ear

Speaker 1 cross the legs and shit.

Speaker 1 Yo, man,

Speaker 1 980 million, man.

Speaker 1 I said, wait, what number he said?

Speaker 1 That's what he said to me. I looked at it.
Nigga said it again. Yo, y'all know what $980 million looks like? He said, you're looking at it.
You're looking at it. Me.

Speaker 1 Tax-free.

Speaker 1 So now I'm trying not to shit.

Speaker 1 Like, you got the BGs? The BGs said it.

Speaker 1 All right, shit, my bad. Your shit goes.

Speaker 1 You know, like them farts where sometimes something gets seeped through.

Speaker 1 Jeffrey, Chardonnay. Chardonnay.

Speaker 1 Chardonnay. Chartonay.
Yo, he starts talking. Just start talking about Ferraris and different things.
And

Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie to you.

Speaker 2 He wants to punch him in his face.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's been through so much already.

Speaker 1 You can't really say nothing to him. Like, you just got to sit there and listen to just

Speaker 1 talking about different things. Yo, this house moat.
I'm like, yo. I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing right now.
I want to. I just need to ask for him to come over there.

Speaker 1 Like, I was cool. I was just happy just to say hello.
Like, Like, I fuck with Tracy. Whatever.
Like, a million is life-changing to me.

Speaker 1 Then he started telling niggas about all the other people who's still doing it bigger than him. And I just thought there was no

Speaker 1 higher level than him at this point. He started telling about Eddie Murphy crib.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what? What did he say about Eddie Him? Nigga, I lost

Speaker 1 the size of his crib.

Speaker 1 And his crib is ginormous, humongous.

Speaker 1 He said, yo, now I ain't going to hold you, y'all. I'll do what the fuck I want out here.
I like that. Yeah.
He said yo cars

Speaker 1 cribs whatever night anything I want this money we can't take it with us that's true

Speaker 1 that showed us the old school that he that he just got I'm like what kind of car was it fire something nice you don't know the name

Speaker 1 no it was some shit from 57 that you can't find nowhere so I've been in talks with niggas I shouldn't be talking to so I know out of front a little bit

Speaker 1 yeah man I need an old school Say, yeah, man, just shut up. Call me.
Have Mikey call me.

Speaker 1 Who's Mikey?

Speaker 1 Somebody I'm supposed to know. I don't know.
Wait, I don't know Mikey yet. Wait, hold on.
Yo, you know, he do too.

Speaker 1 He looks you in the eyes. And he don't stop looking you in the eyes.
So you can't really look away because you want to be respectful. But as he's talking, I'm like,

Speaker 1 shut up. Like, I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 1 He said, y'all almost lost my life. I got to his shit on him.

Speaker 1 I got to live like

Speaker 1 him. Hey, no, no, I'm with him too.

Speaker 1 I'm with him too. And then he said, seeing that nigga, Bugatti.

Speaker 1 And Tom Square. No, you said Bugatti.
No, he got a couple of those. He said he pulled up with the Rose.
Yeah, the shit. Yeah, the Rose was outside.
I just outside real quick.

Speaker 1 So with me, with the Escalade, he got an accident two weeks ago, so the right side is all jacked up. Like, man, fucked up.

Speaker 1 No, fuck that. And the quarter was about to start, the fourth quarter.
So he looked at me, said, he looked at us. He's like, yo, man,

Speaker 1 when you gonna bring me on that podcast so I could talk some shit. Oh, no, we need that for you.
No, we definitely need that. 100%.
Word. And I said like the son I was in the conversation.

Speaker 1 Whenever it is, boy. At this time, we got your word.

Speaker 1 And as soon as I took my phone out of my pocket to give it to him, he was back in his seat.

Speaker 1 Yo, you ever have somebody say, yo, bring me on that pod and leave? Just walk away. I walk off.
And he walking slow, too. Hey, boogie yo just chilling through the nick city dancers

Speaker 1 he the only one got a pass to walk right through the nick city dancers

Speaker 1 he said he do what the he want no no for real and if i and if i wasn't feeling bad enough already me and e get out of there to the left uh wes uh leon rose and alan houston right in their main seats the nigga said joe here

Speaker 1 i looked over man them look so rich opulence who World Wild Wars. The three of them.
Yeah. The three of them did.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm a Nick fan that was there for the bad contract that Alan Houston had for Mad Law. I loved Alan Houston.
I had to salute that nigga, but they look like

Speaker 1 they posture right. Ain't no lean in their spine, none of that shit.
Because the money shit ain't about money no more. It's like, do you know the salad fork? Like,

Speaker 1 how do you posture sitting? You know how to sit. They sit differently.
Yeah, how do you cologne? You know, you know the different collars on button down shit. I was about to say, the collars got

Speaker 1 them three sat there like,

Speaker 1 Joe, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 I couldn't even say it back. I just.

Speaker 1 I'm going to work. I'm going to work.

Speaker 1 Stay right there. Yup talk.

Speaker 1 That's hilarious. There's some other things going on there.
I bet. What else? What else, though? Sitting in front.
See homie wearing the air Jewish sneakers on. The what now? No wait.
The what?

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 I was just about to ask, like, we're sitting at the front, just looking around, you know, you start getting nosy.

Speaker 1 And I looked down, and I noticed somebody with some kicks on. I thought they were some Jordans.
It's kind of looked different. There was

Speaker 1 the star of David on a joint. Like he took the Nike symbol out and put the star of David.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's how he came to the game. On Christmas, on Jesus' birthday.
It was also the start of Hanukkah. Oh, wow.
Yeah, but I mean, you got to wait, though.

Speaker 1 I'm just kind of fired. I'm sitting on the floor.
Carolina.

Speaker 1 I'm fucked y'all talking. I'll be out here in my socks.

Speaker 1 Carolina. Barefoot.

Speaker 1 I thought that was amazing.

Speaker 1 Merry Christmas for you, man. Merry Christmas for you.
This is great. This is great.
I'm not going to open it right now, but that's not happening.

Speaker 1 That's the whole point. You got to open it right now, buddy.

Speaker 1 Look at this stupid buddy.

Speaker 1 Yo, that shit didn't just pop on on randomly.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. What's it going? The M4?

Speaker 1 The M4?

Speaker 1 Say less. Don't worry.
The other M4.

Speaker 1 We have one M4.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. There you go, man.
Christmas spirit

Speaker 1 is everywhere.

Speaker 1 You like, you like already.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1 That's you. Match that up with the Zara sweater, nigga.

Speaker 1 Nah, we hit. Money tons.

Speaker 1 Money tongs.

Speaker 1 I give it to you, son. You really got everybody.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Like,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I was a thousand percent. That was the point.
That was a thousand percent. You did that.
That was the goal. That was the fun part of Christmas shopping.

Speaker 1 I seen all them niggas joking, like, oh man, nigga, Joe gave me Monty's gift, took him to the game.

Speaker 1 I said, yo, these niggas is ruthless. That nigga never got to the game before.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You took it to the game. That worked for you.
That's stupid. That's funny, though.
Oh, my lord. Oh, shit.
It's a really good game. Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 No, anytime, man. I love you guys.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I don't have anything else that's important. Trust me, I don't.

Speaker 1 I'm absolutely.

Speaker 1 That's funny. I didn't see that one.
That was funny, though. Oh, no, I only come straight to my mentions.

Speaker 1 Nigga, DM'd me that shit.

Speaker 1 Motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 If there's nothing else for us to get to, let me just check back over my list briefly.

Speaker 1 You want me to get you a sleeper?

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Disrespectful.
So now you can't. It's computer broke.
Don't talk to Mel like that. No, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 You crazy? You don't ever talk to big Mel like that. You're computer broke.

Speaker 2 You got me fucked up.

Speaker 1 I'm getting me a new computer.

Speaker 1 I am going with, for my sleeper,

Speaker 1 I am going with

Speaker 1 an artist by the name of Amaria Beebe,

Speaker 1 and this record is called Cocoa Butter.

Speaker 1 Ronda, brundo, and any way you want you can go. You mind you have the ways that I don't mind.

Speaker 1 You're only nine miles away.

Speaker 1 Small than a five per se.

Speaker 1 You know, you know you have to.

Speaker 1 Your body does kind of smooth.

Speaker 1 You're my golden girl.

Speaker 1 Skin so

Speaker 1 just like

Speaker 1 that's love

Speaker 1 You know your body great, me love your body babe And you sit on it, so I'm broke it properly

Speaker 1 Simple pleasure with me touching up your ditty babe While living on your wall just like some property

Speaker 1 Touching all this girl,

Speaker 1 you are my favorite

Speaker 1 the side.

Speaker 1 You're water pussy kaya.

Speaker 1 Let me see it right.

Speaker 1 You feel a style. Such a naughty girl, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're a fan and get limitable.

Speaker 1 Pretty late to get limited.

Speaker 1 Flame boopero.

Speaker 1 Pick and jewel.

Speaker 1 My god, young girl.

Speaker 1 Skins all smooth you just like Cocovata.

Speaker 1 Cocoata

Speaker 1 Skins does love you just like Cocoata

Speaker 1 Coco Butter

Speaker 1 That is brand new old music from Amaria BB. That record is called

Speaker 1 Cocoa Butter C-O-C-O B-U-T-T-A.

Speaker 1 Shout out to her, man. Great tune, great tune.
Good vibes.

Speaker 1 New Joe Bibs. All right,

Speaker 1 I'm going to go down south. I'm going to go on some nasty shit, nigga.
Yeah, you are. You know what I'm saying? I don't play.

Speaker 1 I mean, I mean, we took.

Speaker 1 Exactly,

Speaker 1 we talked about Kodak a little earlier.

Speaker 1 Get some fucking help, please. He did drop his fourth project this year.

Speaker 1 Today. this one is called Gift for the Streets, but the song is called Same Ultima, and it features juvenile and BG.

Speaker 3 Yeah, y'all be curious about that psych and yo in the pool for me

Speaker 1 right around in the orange

Speaker 1 ATL Jacob ATL Jacob.

Speaker 1 He got out and went back in. Like he doing home visits.
All them cash for gold missions, we used to raw plasmas. Tell them crackers to free my dog, I need a bar gallum.

Speaker 1 Chip off campus lunchtime with my nigga C.

Speaker 1 128 and a punt now, I got it from a V.

Speaker 1 Out of SK and them Glock now and a pun in a Z

Speaker 1 She got two kids, I can't judge her, I got three and two coming.

Speaker 1 All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint, who done it? Fucked up my wife, a mirror gene with all the blue money. Don't wanna die, he scared of me, he went to go see the woo woman.

Speaker 1 Turned them a mirror shoes to work out with him.

Speaker 1 Shit, I don't wanna kill him, I'd rather work out with him.

Speaker 1 Shit done got bad, I was popping perks all morning.

Speaker 1 I was about to crash, man, I almost hurt my mama.

Speaker 1 This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start tripping.

Speaker 1 This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start tripping.

Speaker 1 Jay had 10 when he went to jail, night come back in two.

Speaker 1 I look him in his eyes, say, lying, my nigga, you rattin', dude.

Speaker 1 Told on everybody else, she was probably gon' tell on me.

Speaker 1 Get a real nigga locked up for another felony.

Speaker 1 Dropped out of school in the hood, but it still had perfect good tennis.

Speaker 1 Then B dropped out on the stool and corner, ain't serving his sentence.

Speaker 1 Nigga had a brand new piece on shit, we were jumping out on him.

Speaker 1 Hitting big licks in the Maltimus, nigga, we were living in the moment.

Speaker 1 2600s on the Malvi Tims, and I'm stomaching in the mud in them. Fam not riding none of my cars, cause you know I got drugs in them.

Speaker 1 Raised in the dope house, my living room always stays smoked out. Beanbags in the bunk beds, we had full-up chairs, nigga, we ain't have no couch.

Speaker 1 This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start tripping.

Speaker 1 This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin'.

Speaker 1 My dog had King Hong True, he wasn't on six months. He got jammed up, now he he gone again.

Speaker 1 The streets ain't got more weakness, cut those shit. It's real.

Speaker 1 Your best friend turned into a witness or be the one to get you killed. Look, if I ain't been do nothing with you, I ain't bout to be out here stamping.
No, get out of line, I'ma tie your ass up.

Speaker 1 Gonna put you in a trunk out of that mat. Up your ass off in chopper city.
Everywhere I go, them choppers with me. Four or five months, your ass been missing.
Up town, nigga, we stayin' on hitness.

Speaker 1 Up town, nigga, we stayin' on niggas. Lin hands, nigga, I ran on niggas.
He cuppin' the sky, Big G5. Bout to tell a pie that you stayin' on niggas.
Beefin' nigga, it's you or me.

Speaker 1 I'm moving on, yeah. I ain't about to sit around watching you talk about what you gon' do to me.

Speaker 1 She got two kids, I can't judge. I got four and one coming.

Speaker 1 All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint. Who done it? You fucked up my wife, Osacha Jeans, nigga, with all this blue money.
Don't wanna die, he's scared of me. He wanna go see the woo woman.

Speaker 1 Hold up, yack that nigga hop. You think I should work out with him? Me no.
Shit, I don't wanna kill him. I'd rather work out with him.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Shit, done got bad. I was popping perks all morning.

Speaker 1 Man, I'm I'm on pen time. I've been doing burpees all morning.
What?

Speaker 1 Say he's doing burpees all morning.

Speaker 1 That's all.

Speaker 1 And that was same Altima, Kodak, BG, juvenile.

Speaker 1 You've never heard of Joe, buddy. I'm going to Jersey.
This is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown Mercy.

Speaker 1 Wow,

Speaker 3 dropping the new shit, people telling me it's delightful. Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 I be in more tellies than a Bible.

Speaker 3 Helly over the icicles, henny and coke with ice cubes. Been in a nice mood, but all of the shit I had to fight through.

Speaker 3 Had the fight bloom, then I smell the roses, toes in the sand, composer of flows. It feels like God opened his hands, amen.
Shit, I'm going to France, man. I'm going to dance.

Speaker 3 An impeccable wardrobe, it's like I know in advance. Check the weather, my rain don't stop no time soon.
Nope, mine soon. Going on seven years, you can't find dudes.

Speaker 3 No, you came in at the same time, cause we ain't on the same time. You dying, clinging to relevance.
Shit, it's a stage five.

Speaker 3 Crime, let me hold something, I'ma let you know. I got a very short temper if you ever mess with dope.
Used to have the long beard, a long pole, long eschato.

Speaker 3 So I'm making sure my family's straight if I'm next to go.

Speaker 1 Lord have mercy.

Speaker 3 Cause I won't.

Speaker 3 No, I won't. Lord have mercy.
Cause I won't. Lord,

Speaker 1 no, I won't.

Speaker 3 Cause I won't.

Speaker 3 No, I don't.

Speaker 3 Cause I won't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 Through it all, knew the Lord was my shepherd. La maleta y lobulto.
Yeah, na o de manteca.

Speaker 3 I papa pepa, I sip the mino, then I do the wap.

Speaker 3 Don't ever pretend we in the same peer group, but you this hot.

Speaker 3 You wasn't out in Kensington, you wasn't in Madrid.

Speaker 3 You was probably mad, frontin', mumbling something in the crib that your mama raised you in. Hot joints, I gave you 10, maybe more.
We used to spend EBT, praise the Lord.

Speaker 3 Taste the sauce, but don't jack it, though. Jacket on me looking like fashion.

Speaker 3 Wrist and neck, water, that's Alaskan, though. Button, take a shot.
I shot right through the attic. I live my life with an attic.
Got right got established. No, it's pipes with the baggage.

Speaker 3 Like I'm Scottish, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 I'm just cautious. You looking like you wanna take a portion.
Take precaution. For it's up and it's stuck like it's smothered.
Since you want to press buttons, press your luck, motherfucker. Whoa.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 That's mercy. I don't.
Paula Brown and Crime Apple.

Speaker 1 Fire. Yeah.
Shout out to you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to spend some other shit. I'm stuck on some Christmas time shit.
Hey, man, fuck it. Come on.
Ho ho ho. I'm going to give you a sleeping.
Blue Christmas. What are we doing?

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you a sleeping. That's not some Christmas shit.

Speaker 1 Don't piss me off, yo. If I die in my

Speaker 1 polls. You know what I mean? Don't dig into folder and chill.

Speaker 1 No, I was fucking with Eric Bellinger.

Speaker 1 Christmas joints, some old shit. Deck the halls.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 White Christmas joints.

Speaker 1 Eric Bellinger.

Speaker 1 Tis the season

Speaker 1 to be jolly.

Speaker 1 So come on, baby, deck the halls with bowels of holly.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 see the blazing

Speaker 1 you before us.

Speaker 1 It's that time to strike the harp and join the chorus.

Speaker 1 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Speaker 1 Follow me

Speaker 1 in merry measure.

Speaker 1 While I tell the world about your

Speaker 1 time treasure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sing we joy

Speaker 1 us all together.

Speaker 1 Headless of the winds and of the weather

Speaker 1 take the homes with

Speaker 1 alive

Speaker 1 Take the homes with

Speaker 1 the falls fall Falla love.

Speaker 1 That's Eric Bellinger. That's the holes.

Speaker 1 A little last bit of Christmas. I'm not bad at it.
Yeah, I'm not mad at it. I'm not bad at it.

Speaker 1 Big Mal.

Speaker 2 My song is called

Speaker 1 Chicago's on Fire.

Speaker 2 It's called Disconnect by

Speaker 1 same shit. Same shit.

Speaker 1 Disconnect.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 and I was the only one. They still

Speaker 2 sip it and just let the song play, god damn it.

Speaker 1 Disconnect by

Speaker 1 Ilam. But did you disconnect, or do you wish that they would disconnect?

Speaker 2 Crying out loud.

Speaker 1 That was my last question. I'm done.

Speaker 2 I'll let you use your imagination.

Speaker 2 That's not hard.

Speaker 2 That's hard.

Speaker 2 Why don't you leave it?

Speaker 2 Cleaver.

Speaker 2 Spaniard.

Speaker 1 Yo, why thought that was the artist? Why not you?

Speaker 1 That's cool.

Speaker 1 I know how you feel.

Speaker 1 And it's okay.

Speaker 1 Cause I feel the same way.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I can read your body, baby.

Speaker 1 We ain't on the same page

Speaker 1 Cause our hearts are on different levels Your love is on surface level, runs low Can't get past me

Speaker 1 Our hearts are on different levels Your love is on surface level run slow can you pass me Shadow

Speaker 1 Dig it up

Speaker 1 Dig it up?

Speaker 1 we get better if we do not try.

Speaker 1 I can't hear, give me a sign.

Speaker 1 They all say that love is fine.

Speaker 1 What will it take for you to cross that line? What's up on different levels? Your love is so surface level.

Speaker 1 low. Can't you pass me Shabbo,

Speaker 1 dig it up?

Speaker 1 Dig it up. Our hearts are up on different levels.
Your love is so surface, level, words, low, can't you pass me? Shabbo,

Speaker 1 dig it up,

Speaker 1 dig it up.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 That is

Speaker 1 L?

Speaker 1 Elam?

Speaker 1 LM? I lam

Speaker 1 maybe.

Speaker 1 I lam I Lam. Let's go with Ailam.
That sounds a little fancier. Yeah.
Disconnect. That was dope.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 No, that was definitely hard. Thank you.
That was definitely hard. Ish, whenever you

Speaker 1 get a moment. Just join us, man.

Speaker 1 When you get free.

Speaker 1 When you get free, just join us. But we're closing out.
We're closing out. No big deal.
Just the end, man.

Speaker 1 While he's doing that, let me just run through a couple of these parts of the shows. Oh, shit.
Darius says, you're

Speaker 1 everyone

Speaker 1 has been and is well. Been a fan of the pod since the beginning and love what it's turned into.
The question is mainly for the fellas, but Mel, would love your perspective also.

Speaker 1 What did you do when you got your heart broken the very first time? Context. I was with my ex for three years, even lived together for a year and a half.

Speaker 1 It's been a year since, it's been a year since we've broken up, and learning to date again has been a tragedy since. A tragedy.
Wow.

Speaker 1 But I'd love to hear how you all processed it and what things you did that helped you appreciate what you had, but also know that there's more love out there to receive and give.

Speaker 1 Appreciate you all for your time. Happy holidays for you and your families and much love.

Speaker 1 Damn, dog. I feel like we've answered this question plenty of times.
I hugged the toilet. It got an ulcer in my stomach.
Was unable to talk to anybody new. I was twisted out there.

Speaker 1 And it builds character.

Speaker 1 I encourage any young man out there to go through that one. Get through it early.
Yeah, yeah. Get it out the way.
Get it out the way. And if it got to come around 29, 31, cool too.

Speaker 1 But just get it out the way. Before 36.
I tried to fuck my way through it. I did that too.
I tried. That's after.
It don't work. It don't work.

Speaker 1 It don't work. No, it was.
It was red.

Speaker 1 It worked for a little bit.

Speaker 1 I jumped right in there. It worked till she did it back.

Speaker 1 I thought I was killing until she said, oh, bet.

Speaker 1 All right. Are we killing? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I lost that one. I lost that one.
Here's another one from Daniel. Daniel says, I just recently have a newborn son with my wife, and I just got married in the same year.
Oh, crap. That's a lie.

Speaker 1 My issue with her is that she is so sensitive ever since she had my son. She explained to me that she is going through postpartum, but how much can a man take? The barking at me always crying.

Speaker 1 I do everything. I clean.
I pay bills. I make bottles, help with our son.
She still has the balls to say she doesn't feel loved or appreciated. I need help before I pop out and show niggas.
LOL.

Speaker 1 Mel, Mel, take it away. Take it away.
I'm not taking this with a 10 for the poll. Nope.

Speaker 2 I feel like all y'all motherfuckers with children who have had to deal with women who are postpartum have should pipe the fuck up.

Speaker 1 All right, I left.

Speaker 1 We tried to let you out.

Speaker 1 I just told you what we should do and what we did.

Speaker 2 Yeah, sure. Go with what you should have done, and then you could say what you did.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, we should have been patient,

Speaker 1 caring, understanding, counseling, maybe.

Speaker 1 Had enough grace to know that if our lady is bringing our lineage into the world,

Speaker 2 give her a fucking break.

Speaker 1 Then, come on, man. The least I could do is get barked on, be miserable at home.
My brain is swimming. Have my peace disrupted.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I left, though. Got it.
Yeah, I got the fuck out of here. Yeah, me too.
Enough. No, thank you.
Enough.

Speaker 1 A couple of fine IG thoughts. He's like, me and my friend are going to Miami this weekend.
You want to come? I was like, hmm, that postpartum.

Speaker 1 MIT.

Speaker 1 PPE is tricky. I think Prime 112 with the bitches Or this miserable bitch that I've been with, been had, been tasted, nothing new here.

Speaker 1 Yo, I also want to tell y'all before the new year, because I get caught up in joking around a lot. I come up here and I'm just telling jokes.
And y'all don't take them as jokes.

Speaker 1 And then y'all write the headline as some wild shit. Joe Budden supports that it's rotten and being a deadbeat dad.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't. I just didn't.

Speaker 1 You wasn't going to be a dead good dad. Yeah, like they should have.

Speaker 1 Write was on the wall stupid yo at some point when your mom show you pics of your dad you can ask her why she thought he would be all good yeah like what about this nigga said what about the red hair with the circles said

Speaker 1 yeah what about carmen electra's tits in his mouth said oh raise me

Speaker 1 That's just jokes, though. It's not I don't really feel this way.
Please refer to the tag in the front.

Speaker 1 And shout out to all the dads out there that are stepping up, showing up: stepdads, real dads, foster dads, all the dads. Yeah, all the dads.

Speaker 1 What? Nothing. Why you keep putting your makeup on? Why are you doing makeup so much today? That nigga got you in your bag.

Speaker 1 Yo, Melvin reapplied this makeup nine times a night.

Speaker 1 He ain't even watching no more.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 You want to love your wife?

Speaker 1 Wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up out there.

Speaker 1 Hey, bitch, ignore it.

Speaker 1 My last question for you, and you're not going to answer honestly, but you brought up the billboard, so I'm going to ask you.

Speaker 1 Do you prefer your men that way?

Speaker 1 What way? Married. Yo, it's been such a good show.

Speaker 1 Yo, it's been such a great. Yo,

Speaker 1 this has been a phenomenal. You guys have been great.
You too, sir.

Speaker 1 What a good year. What a good year.
Come on, dog.

Speaker 1 Happy year.

Speaker 1 This is one of the dopest years in the world. Come on, clap it up for y'all.

Speaker 1 Great. Clap it up for y'all.
Flip, Jay Von.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Jay Wire.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, everybody, Mark, Big Mark, not here today. E Tanner, Savon, everybody that has contributed to this being an amazing year.
For sure. Kino, for sure.
Yo, we will not be here

Speaker 1 when New Year's is happening. Sorry.

Speaker 1 I cannot believe the grief y'all gave us

Speaker 1 for not dropping on Christmas.

Speaker 1 Yo, before we end, anybody want to take

Speaker 1 just a minute to tell these niggas about themselves? Are y'all fucking crazy?

Speaker 1 That was nuts, yo. Them niggas went absolutely crazy.

Speaker 1 Now, I get it. I promised the episode on Christmas.
But so? Chip happens. You spoiled them, nigga.

Speaker 1 I said, I had a court date. What do you want me to say?

Speaker 1 What do you mean to say? Judge.

Speaker 1 The fans. The fans.
The fans. Hell, yeah, I mean, I told them it was nigga.
Y'all get the fuck out of there. And it's Christmas.
Go do something.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, that's insensitive to the people that didn't have nothing to do on Christmas.

Speaker 1 I was at the game. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 That game shit. That shit wagged too.
I'm tired.

Speaker 1 A lot of shit going to happen. Hey, yo, fam, you sick, man.
I got to get shit from bro. He ain't sick no more.

Speaker 1 I ain't sick no more. Get up.

Speaker 1 Let him get a shit.

Speaker 1 Take a hand. I'm a white woman.
Go get your tilapia sandwich. To the slave master, acting crazy again.
Go get your tilapia, man.

Speaker 1 Get in your bag. Hey, yo.
What happened, man?

Speaker 1 Listen, man. He spoiled you niggas.
The niggas in his bag. I don't know how your court case went good.
It's the way you acting, nigga. You just run around here.

Speaker 1 Nigga tried to kick me to the curb in the back room just now. Like, yo, nigga.
Nigga went like this to me. Put his two fingers up.
You gotta go. You gotta go.
Nigga in a fight.

Speaker 1 He didn't fight for his man.

Speaker 1 He didn't fight. Nigga opened the door for me, too.
You know when they opened the door? Yo, yeah. Right there? In Park's basement.
What you mean, you gotta go? You gotta basement.

Speaker 1 That's just another thing. We'll talk about it later.
He just crazy, son. This nigga's nuts and disrespectful.
Am I missing something? What happened?

Speaker 1 The last day of Flip's contract is December 31st. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's it. So we just trying to figure it out and get it together.
And what did you just say to me just now? I mean, before you open that door?

Speaker 1 What did you say to me just now before you opened that door?

Speaker 1 Happy New Year?

Speaker 1 I don't know. What is it? You say, yo.
You whisper to, I don't want you to. But you said it loud, nigga, if you got to go, you got to go.
Nigga, open the door.

Speaker 1 And walked out right after?

Speaker 1 He cleared the way for me to walk through.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, I know, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 And he only tells half a story, too. But I'm going to let him cook.
Yeah, let me cook that for you.

Speaker 1 half to cook. No, no, no.
Don't want the other half to cook.

Speaker 1 It's going to make you sound good. God it.
Yes, God. It's going to make you sound good.
Because it'll make you sound good. Man, listen, man, I'm happy to see you guys.

Speaker 1 I do want to say Joe has spoiled you guys, but we are definitely happy, especially Park's basement gives us a different feel. We are happy that we were able to provide you with content.

Speaker 1 We are happy that you guys have been supporting us over here at the JBP.

Speaker 1 And, you know, happy new year. Happy holidays, man.
Shout out to everyone, man. Happy New Year indeed.
And be safe.

Speaker 1 Enjoy your families, your parents, your children, your siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews, your significant others, husbands, wives, sides,

Speaker 1 whatever vices you might be into. Get you a little bit of re-sling, some red wine.

Speaker 1 Please be careful with the vapes and anything else that they might be putting fentanyl. And please, rest in peace to Nini still.

Speaker 1 But just be careful out there, man. Be careful.
Crime is up. Scams is up.
If you're taking the train, stay home. That shit is dirty, filthy, and disgusting, and there's killers on there.
Facts.

Speaker 1 Getting off right at your stop. Right?

Speaker 1 Someone else just got stabbed. Yeah, on Grand Central.
Everything is up. It's crazy.
Everything is up. This is after Eric Adams approved the $20 trillion deal to have more police on the train.

Speaker 1 Yeah, man. Go Eric Adams.
Shout out to him, man.

Speaker 1 For New Year's, again, I'm in Costa Rica. Podwives is dropping next week.

Speaker 1 I know Mel had told Ian that she would do Podwives, but that's Kaputna.

Speaker 2 Oh, for fuck's sake.

Speaker 1 She can't do it now. You could probably moderate him.
Oh, is she singular?

Speaker 1 Oh, you are all. Oh, you are.

Speaker 1 She's single again?

Speaker 1 Lady in red.

Speaker 1 It's worse? No, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 Ice? What the fuck are you contributing to?

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up, okay?

Speaker 2 Because end the goddamn show.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait, but fuck you.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. No, wait, wait.
Why are you cussing me out?

Speaker 1 Because let's.

Speaker 1 I'm about to get up to the man to the left of you, nigga. He over there smiling.
You single again?

Speaker 1 That nigga face turned red. That nigga E.

Speaker 2 The baddies are insecure.

Speaker 1 You know that little guitar stream nigga knocking the door, nigga, get up.

Speaker 2 Women want you to teach them things, grab you a Tylenol because you will need it.

Speaker 1 Like I do.

Speaker 1 Fucking room.

Speaker 1 E face turned red. And that's all it needs to be.
Niggas said a dollar bill.

Speaker 1 He said, girl, you was on 10 last week.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Thank you guys for an amazing year.
It was great. Each and every one.
Clap it up, man.

Speaker 1 Clap it up, I love you, E.

Speaker 1 I love each and every one of y'all. Yeah, fuck him up.
No, fuck him up. Dad,

Speaker 1 and he's not coming back.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no.

Speaker 1 Today's the day to get home.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 I will sleep.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I build up. Yo, I'll sleep right in front of the porch.

Speaker 1 Please remember, we couldn't make it to where we are today without Flip's contribution.

Speaker 1 We are extremely grateful. Clapping up, our brother.
Yeah. Clapping up for our brother.
Came in.

Speaker 1 Come on, take a shot for Flip. It's a good thing you did.

Speaker 1 So we should do it on the billboard. No, we should do a shot for Flip.
No more. You're trying to get rid of me like that because

Speaker 1 That's why we don't, that's why it should be me on the billboard. No, it's not me.
No!

Speaker 1 Because the very next day, somebody will call him, put their nuts on the table. Yo,

Speaker 1 this is what I need.

Speaker 1 This is what I need to continue there.

Speaker 1 Well, that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 I mean, let's hook it out.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, I support everybody getting all the money in the world. Tracy Morgan, money for all.

Speaker 1 But,

Speaker 1 just not.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Two niggas in here just from scratch with that.
I don't give a fuck. That nigga flip core in

Speaker 1 like fucking Sammy Jackson and the negotiator. That nigga said, listen,

Speaker 1 this is the number. Make it happen.
Dog.

Speaker 1 Yo. And I even speak to Ian.
Bassy did.

Speaker 1 I had a nigga speak to Ian. I'm not speaking to the Indian.
I know, but when you came in late today, I was like, he got the message.

Speaker 1 I said that to myself. I said, this ain't the sick late.
This is the.

Speaker 1 ah, that's what you said, bitch.

Speaker 1 You can't trick me. I swear to God, I was sick.
I know you were sick. I swear to God.
Twice.

Speaker 1 You got sick again.

Speaker 1 I swear. No, it was a real sick.
And then it was like, you motherfucker, man.

Speaker 1 Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.

Speaker 1 Until the next time we bid you a due farewell, adios, of Riva Dirchie, Austa La Vista, Auer Voir, or Simple Headna will suffice.

Speaker 1 Remember life on my gird hacking up. Hate that, man.
Hate that. Trying to do outro and your GERD kick in.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.

Speaker 1 So let's make this one last as if it's all we have again.

Speaker 1 Let's get a quick prayer for everybody in the room and outside the room, no matter what you're going through. And here's to prosperity in 2025 for each and every one of you.
Until next time, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We're going.

Speaker 1 Stupid ass computer. I can't do the drop right.

Speaker 4 No, Joe Budden.

Speaker 1 You've never heard of Joe Budden. JBP, JBP.
Where would you be without the JBP?

Speaker 1 Nigga, they go into the new year.

Speaker 1 Huh? Niggas, I'm not going to the New Year with you.

Speaker 1 I'm leaving you back in 2024. You never be now again.
Nigga, renewed his contract, too. I just want to see the text that was sent.

Speaker 1 You let these niggas know what I fucking gave you my body.

Speaker 1 I gave you all that.

Speaker 1 After I gave you my fucking body. I gave you that.

Speaker 1 She videoed. She Take Time niggas.
I gave you all of this.

Speaker 1 I gave you all of this with a screenshot from the live in the red. You got this.

Speaker 2 I am so disgusted with y'all. If you actually think that's the way shit went fucking down, you got me fucked up.

Speaker 1 Talking shit, man. I don't think, I don't believe anything I say on air.
I'm just talking shit.

Speaker 1 But tell us what really happened. No.

Speaker 1 Now I just gotta assume I lost out.

Speaker 2 You lost your chance.

Speaker 1 I guess you're laughing at the little two motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 You should have fucked up.

Speaker 1 We all lost out.

Speaker 1 JBP. Where would you be without the JBP?