Episode 787 | "Shartonay"

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Yes, sir, ski.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Now that you got your vocal warmest out of the way,

how you feeling? I'm feeling

all right, man. Feeling good.

Feeling great.

All praise due to God. A higher power

up in the air. Thank you for blessing me with lungs.
Breathing my lungs this morning. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. We in here.
We in here. Yes, sir.
Happy holidays, everybody. Happy holidays.
Happy holidays. Same to you, sir.
Thank you. A little cold down here.
Sorry, sir cool Turn on the heat But it sounds like There's an airplane That's alright It's alright Got to dress warm We thugging it Got to dress warm You got this hoodie on We good We good Now you just need a scarf That's that new hockey Now you just need a scarf I'm getting you You a scarf dude I don't know why you fighting it Because you still trying to hold up You give scarf vibes You still trying to hold up This boy from the hood Persona I wear your scarf Give me your scarf Your scarf bag You have scarf age It's 50 degrees outside bro It's not 50 No it's not 50 You couldn't be You all wrong Quite a couple You could not You could not be more wrong Alright fam relax I don't want to be Not 50 degrees Who the fuck's gonna jump me Yeah it's 30 It's 29 Yeah it You folks want to jump me. Yeah, it's 30.
It's 29. Yeah, it was 26.
26 this month. When I wake up, it's 19.
It's 19 outside. You wake up, I be going to sleep.
Must be nice. The hoodie store.
I mean, making them runs. It's my man.
You too old to go to sleep at that age. You too old.
Why? imperative as you age You don't get much You could not You just said you wake up at 4 in the morning Yo, the people I love most Have the worst perception of me, man I gotta tell you I gotta tell you Not many people I love more than my brother right here, man. But he just views me the worst.

I just told my girl that last week.

Like, yo, dog.

I'm killing this shit.

Your girl don't be knowing sometimes when you're killing this shit.

Get the fuck up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not true.

I get plenty of sleep.

Sleep is very important to me.

I go to bed 9, 10.

Daily. No, not daily.
Not daily. How often? At least four nights out the week, minimum.
You go to bed at 9 o'clock, four nights a week? 9, 10 o'clock. Really? I'm in my bed by 7.
I'm in my bed by 8. Yeah, no, I'm in bed.

I'm in bed. Turn something on,

a little date line, a little 2020 murder mystery.

See what this young ass, see what young

Jack did to his parents.

Turn something on

where somebody died, nigga. Go right

to bed.

There's no other way. That's the

best way to go to bed grateful. Watching somebody die.
Not even watching, just listening. Tommy went upstairs with a jackhammer.
Smashed dad's head all over the pillow and she was asleep. Didn't have a chance to fight back.
You be asleep like, God is good. Hey, God, I'm alive.
Man, yes. Big male, yeah.
Hootie who? Yes, sir. Hootie who? Now, I just told Ish that.
Oh, you missed quite an adventure last week. Carry on, sorry.
No, I know about them. Oh, okay.
I know about them. Yeah.
I know about them, I heard. I'm not as salty as some other people.
Ish and Ice hit the scratch-off lottery joint. The Mega Millions is at like a billion plus.
Something ridiculous. But we're in a trillion dollars worth of debt.
I don't understand where they're getting this income for. Somewhere around hour two, I will tell y'all about Tracy Morgan coming over to me and Imani at the Knicks game that's fine I know it's gonna be a story all the Tracy Morgan stories I've ever heard were amazing so we did not ask for Tracy Morgan to walk over but that's my man and I just spoke to him recently when I bought my shit but I'm even trying to lessen down on talking about all that.
Tracy Morgan, man. Hour two.
I can't wait to hear this. Yeah, I gotta hear this one.
It's never a dog moment. Me and Imani looked at Tracy Morgan.
Yo, nigga. Well, he had that shit on.
The new shit now is stunting through. Well, it's not even that new, but there's levels to it.
The new shit is stunting through motivation. Now, that's the old shit, but there's levels to that.
There's levels to that. You got to elaborate.
Stunting through one. Yeah, nah.
Come on, we're talking positive to to you I spent the whole weekend watching hey it's a war going on in Brooklyn I was watching the Brooklyn street niggas fucking battle each other online through motivation niggas say hey nigga let me see that steering wheel in that reel nigga move that shoebox let me see that steering wheel home Isn't that real, nigga? Move that shoebox.

Let me see that steering wheel, homeboy.

There's a lot going on in Brooklyn, but I'm not talking about that on this big platform.

Tracy Morgan's level of motivation, hour two.

If I felt bad, I know Armani felt bad.

Yo, if I felt bad, I just kept looking at Eli like, I want him to leave too, man. He is going crazy.
Alright. This thing is so stupid, yo.
On the flip side, though, I wouldn't want to go through what Tracy Morgan went through. Yeah, I'd be able to get to that.
I want you all bullshit. To get what he got.
I wouldn't want to go through What Tracy Morgan went through Yeah I'd be To get to that

To get

To get

To get what he got

I wouldn't want to

You're right

I wouldn't want to

But coming out on the other side of that

You are on all bullshit afterwards

For sure

So I ain't mad at him

Yeah I get it

Every time I am

I ain't mad at him

I get it

That nigga looked me and Imani

Dead in our pupils

What's the white shit?

Our corneas

What's the shit?

He looked us dead in this shit up here

Thank you. and Imani dead in our pupils.
What's the white shit? Our corneas. What's the shit? He looks us dead in this shit up here.
It was like, yo, do you know what $980 million looks like? Me. Oh, shit.
See? You said me. I don't even watch this game.
I'm going home. That's what he got? That's what he got? But we didn't ask for him to come over to us That's okay We was minding our fucking business Let us sit here and be broke Nope I ain't supposed to be.
That nigga came from his front row seat through the court like he was McHale Bridges. Security tried to say something to him.
Nah. Excuse me.
Stiff arm security. Then the nigga said, tax-free.
Oh, shit.

You know when you hit for, when you sue like,

at the time, they was the largest company,

and then Amazon blew it out.

How the stomach sound after that?

I don't want to hear no more money talk from me or anybody else.

Yeah.

I don't want to hear it no more. Not from you rappers, you singers, you dancers.
It's over now. For 2025, no more money talk.
That is the end of that. Sam, look at yeah, man, look at this old school I just got, man.
Nothing else I got, man. Old school.
All the roads were. I got 20 Ferraris.
Yo, you know, I just spoke to you. I just spoke to you when you copped this shit, right? $30 million house, man, just left Eddie's house.
Five times the size of my shit.

Yo, me and Imani

is spitting.

Yo.

Yo.

If you're listening, and I'm starting this podcast,

you are the sun

in the conversation when all you say is, that's facts. Word.
Word. True, true.
True, true. Facts.
Yeah. Yeah.
That nigga was. I don't ever want to talk to him again.
How y'all doing? What's up? What's up? What's up? Feeling good Yeah, yes sir, Ski Yes, Ski I missed last week Missed my little Christmas The Christmas episode Flip is not here He alright? But I got big free Well, I don't know He's supposed to be coming coming. I don't know.
Oh, okay. I think he's coming.
He might be sick.

I can't.

I was talking to him on IG.

I was sick too.

He was sick last month.

Yo, when you get Tracy Morgan money, they're going to have to nail everything down.

That's a fact.

This nigga, yo.

They're going to have to nail everything down in your fucking house when you get Tracy Morgan money.

That is a fact. Or you're going to need some better insurance, yo.
Could you imagine a nigga walking up to you saying, you know what 900 M's look like? Me. Me, though.
Me. Nah, dog.
What that look like? Me. You looking at it.
You know. Now you do.
Take a selfie. No, no, no.
Now you do. Yeah, that's crazy, fam.
Yo, that nigga said. I'm Santa Joe still still at it.
Santa Joe's still in here.

I missed that app. Let's fucking go.

I missed the who? The episode.

I missed the episode.

Come on now.

Stop playing.

You know what I mean?

The Louis Voighton.

Big Freeze.

Big Freeze.

All your contributions and the great guy that that you are the human that you beat come on man stop fucking playing with Freeze huh perfect that's a perfect gift yeah it is I have an idea that's a perfect gift for at me back. That's a perfect gift for him.

I thought so.

That's a perfect gift for him.

Absolutely perfect gift.

That's a perfect gift for him.

Oh, yeah.

That was a shot.

My God.

That's just five. That's five.

That's five.

All right.

Yes, sir.

This is perfect.

That's five.

A perfect gift for him.

And because I forgot about you, like I remembered something about you. I don't know what that means.
Wait, he's getting another one? I lost mine. You lost the gift he bought you? No, my bag.
Oh, yours is fine. Yours is better than mine.
Look at that. Only because.
I know what that is. I know what this is, too.
I know it's's borderline cracking jokes No no no It's cracking No You cracking jokes No I'm not I promise you I'm not But on gang Yo let me tell you On gang Yo let me tell you Y'all niggas been cracking so much My girl went and bought me Went for me She went and bought me Another one one for Christmas thank you kind sir it is snazzy but I wasn't when I bought it I remembered what your wallet looked like when you showed me and I was unsure. So here.
Here. Here.
You're my man. Nah, I remember what that wallet looked like.
Go ahead, man. So this not cracking jokes? This not cracking jokes? This not cracking jokes, yo? I love you.
I'm not cracking those jokes. Thank you, sir.
Yo, this nigga's an idiot. Come on.
Go open that up, man. You got three wallets.
Yeah, word. No bullshit.
My girl here, y'all cracking. She went and bought one.
Because your wallet is trash to be your age. Your shit was terrible.
It is. It is.
Bougie, bro. It's not bougie, though.
Well, become bougie. Then when I become bougie, what y'all say? You bougie.
You bougie. I'm not bougie, yo.
Buy the bitch the calamari, nigga, and shut up. Yeah, nobody want to hear all this shit you talking about.
That's so stupid, yo. Oh, man.
That's fucking. This nigga's a fucking idiot, dog.
Now, that's probably the one. There you go.
Ooh. There you go.
There you go. There you go.
There you go. That's fancy.
That's what I'm saying. And I hold all your shit at all your home seats all your Lowe's records all the real says you meet that you get a car you don't do that oh that's a fact that's a realtor's car that important.
You don't want to lose those. Oh my lord.
Thank you again, sir. I don't know what you're talking about.
You the man, man. Thank you.
That's fucking shit, bro. Thank you, honestly.
Oh, man. All right, man.
Oh, my lord. It's good to be back.
It's good to be back. That shit's funny.
That's funny.

It's a good gift too. It's a perfect gift.

You'll never show me that one.

Being both funny

and a dope gift.

Yeah.

Is it you two birds?

I tried to do

everybody's gift

like to their

brand and personality.

Yeah.

You got me.

That jacket is warm as fuck.

I'm not going to lie.

It was cold.

It was a bitch upstate.

That shit was nice.

Can't write it handy.

I almost had to take it. I did have to take it off in the car zone.
Shit's get too hot. I felt like I was driving in a sleeping bag.
You had that shit on in the car? Yeah, I didn't think about it. What? I put this in the trunk.
Oh, man. You good? Alright, who's ready to have some fun? Let's go, man.
As's go, man. Let's go, man.
Now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go. I'm at that age now.
As soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go. Facts.
Word. Mm-hmm.
I don't give a fuck how long it took me to get ready. I don't care how long it took me to get there.
I'll go in that bitch and spin around. I feel him.

For sure.

Get on the body here now.

I need some volume in my headphones.

This stuff needs to go up.

I'm in too great of a mood.

I'm in too good of a mood.

My God is good.

Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there.

Here it go.

I'm wishing.

Yes, sir.

Always for the ladies.

Always for the ladies.

If I'm in the building, Big Jersey is always there. Shout out to the mil Always for the ladies.
It's mystery.

If I'm in the building, big jersey is always there.

Shout to the milfs and the gilts out there.

I'm not sure just what to do.

Shout to all the subgroups.

Shout to the hate listeners out there.

To the people concerned.

Thanks for your prayers. Thanks for your love.

You're warm.

Hey.

Touching gently. Shout to everybody with they Christmas tree still on.
Everybody with they Christmas lights still on. Tell me what you're gonna do with my lovely.
I'm crazy about your smiling eyes. What you gonna do with my loving Please don't

make me

fantasize

What you gonna do

with my loving

Tell me now I see you moving baby yeah And you're looking good And you're looking fine Everything's gonna be alright So you can see you your body tonight Oh, everything's gonna be alright The music is real of your body tonight Father, break it down Well, I'll begin the weekend for the group Roll about the end Now watch my team Well, and tonight That's the end of the year System pumped by four cheeks And that's the end of the year. It protects all what's happening out there.
We made it. We alive, big guy.
Yeah. Come on.
Come on. Yeah.
Shout to real set, take control. Yeah.

Shout to my truck drivers out there.

Shout to the teachers.

Shout to the booster workers out there.

Yeah.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. I tell you where in the world I'm at Jersey is dead Jersey City, what's going on? New York City, what up a bad one It's alright, it's alright

It's naughty

It's alright, y'all

It's alright, don't worry about it

Man, what's up, how you doing?

I'm good, I'm awesome

I'm trying to figure out if I'm on your ass this episode

I don't know

You caused me a lot of strife

You're a little billboard shenanigans.

It's alright though.

Tracks, what up, what up, what up?

Alright, we got a lot to get to Lot to get to Lot to get to out there

They always wanted to live

Like this I'm fat

Ay

Alright I'm ready to rock

Y'all ready to rock?

Yes sir

Yes sir

Good good good good good

I'll get it

I'll get it

I'll get it

Microphone check

One two

What is this? What episode is this? 787 I believe? We don't know. We don't know.
I'm not going to hold you. 787.
No, I was right. I was right.
No shit. It's you.
I mean, it's you. I guess it is.
I just called it a, welcome to episode 787 of the Joe button podcast brought to you by fueled by powered by prize pigs Price your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people.
To my left, Big Mel, you know the fucking vibes. Hootie who? Hootie who? How you doing? I'm awesome.
Amazing. So glad to be here.
Good. Good.
We're happy to have you. Thank you.
Big Parks is in the building. Elmira's finest.
King Wawa-ish is in the building. You know the vibes.
Big Freeze, the freeziest. Ice is here.
Corey is here. It's mad niggas back there.
I'm not even going through it. Shout out to everybody.
How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? What's up? What's up? What's up? Amazing. Feeling good, man.
Feeling good. A little under the weather, but amazing at the same time.
Yeah, I got the little. You got the shit too?? A little trickle.
Yeah. Cool.
Okay. Okay.
Alright. That shit going around.
Alright. Listen, I've been rather lucky this season and not getting sick.
Same. Same.
And I just said that shit the other day around all these fucking tourists. That shit ran through my house, too.
I got lucky as hell. But why you got sick? It be the tourists with the germs.
What? It's the kids. It's the kids.
It's the kids. It's the kids, B.
Yo, white people in New Jersey. Them too, I guess.
It's too cold now for y'all kids to run around like that. No, I tell them that.
I'm trying to. And I'm black, so I don't say nothing to him.
You want to say, put a coat on that damn baby. No, dog.
A little light jacket. Sarah? No.
If a jacket. Niggas be having on a hoodie in the scully.
That little white 13-year-old had a t-shirt on pacing back and forth in front of me. I thought it was the Jooks.
I thought he was about

to pull out a butterfly knife

and get to it.

Like, why are you out

here this early

looking like that?

But,

yeah.

How was everyone's

Christmas

to those that celebrate?

It was good.

It was good.

Amazing.

Come on,

give me a little more.

Give me a little more.

Well, I saw the family.

Christmas Eve is the night

that we do everything,

which was good because I was not sick then. And then Christmas day itself, I was in bed all day.
You know, the whites do that too? Lay in bed all day? No, the Christmas Eve shit. I thought that was for the Spanishes.
My family has always been like that. The Spanishes do the Christmas Eve.
I never heard of nobody else. The Spanishes.
They do. Okay.
Some of the whites do too, apparently. Evidently.
Evidently.ly. We never really did Christmas day outside of gifts for the kids and shit like that.
We did Christmas day. I felt good.
This was the first time that I had my daughter Christmas morning. Really? That's big.
Ever? Yeah, since... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah. Wow.
The last couple years, it's been like I was getting her on the 26th one year, the 27th or the 28th. Oh, wow.
So I did my Christmas a little later on. This time, I picked her up 730.
She came home opening presents. So it was still early.
Nice. So that set my day for me already.
Yeah. We did my family this time

because after Thanksgiving.

After Thanksgiving,

we'll never see her side of the family again.

We'll never eat a macaroni ever again.

Funny shit.

So we sit at my grandmother house eating dinner.

So I'm trying to find a way to shit on the food

that we had at Thanksgiving.

That's good, huh?

You see that gravy, right?

Shit good, right?

No, this is much better than Thanksgiving. I said, oh, you felt that way.
Oh, we could have been had this talk. So we just spent the next couple of years.
Oh, you never had to talk with her? We didn't have to talk. No, hell no.
You said it on the pod, though. But I said it nice on the pod.
I just said it was different. You didn't say it's real thoughts.
I just kept saying it was different. Hey, yo, fam, I would have read between them lines if I was her.
But it felt good coming from her. It's real gravy, right? It's real gravy, right? We had an amazing...
Everybody was good, though. Cheese is really melted.
See this, Mac? Yeah, it's different. That's fire.
Oh, man. I told my family, I was like, yo, not to get all sappy and shit.
I was like, this was probably, I'm the happiest this Christmas

that I've been in my entire adult life.

Wow.

That's dope.

I had my aunt there.

My aunt just turned 97 last week.

She was there.

I had both my grandparents there.

Just family.

We're never going to your girl's family's house.

Look how good you feel

leaving your family's house.

We all felt good.

I didn't feel good leaving her family's house. It was just like regular ice again.
But now for real because when you leave your family and get filled with that love that ain't like your girl be sitting in the corner for hours playing Simon. You don't give a fuck.
I'm talking to my aunt. Shut the fuck up.
My aunt is fucking 109. Sit there and play uno Don't say nothing In my family house My family house They line you up in here Every time freeze talk It triggers me into saying Something that I shouldn't say So I won't Don't do it Don't do it please But how was y'all You good You good play boy ain't do much, actually.
I was a little under the weather, so my girl woke me up mad early, B. And I went to sleep late.
We got my daughter to the little Range Rover shit. Yeah.
That shit kicked my ass. I ain't gonna hold you on the put together.
You had to put it together? Oh, shit. And I started mad late, like, oh, I got this.
Procrastinating-ish. All right, now, before I shit on you, is that like one of those girl dad things to do? Like when y'all was talking about getting makeup on your face, like having to put it together yourself? That ain't a girl dad shit.
That's a dad shit. You don't do that? That's just a dad thing.
No, I got it. Task rabbit.
Oh, shit. See, I feel like less of a man if I do that.
Hey, yo, dog. I ain't going to hold you.
You are a liar. Yo, hold up.
I believe you're a liar. How do you not believe him? No.
When Lex was born, the crib, all that shit, this nigga didn't do shit. The crib, the car, all that shit, bro.
The little dresser you get. Hey, once that shit came in the flat box with some nails.
Yep, yep, yep. You should have made a phone call.
Yeah, I made a phone call, buddy. Oh, hell no.
My man probably won't let me do that. And the ill shit about it, toolbox was in the garage lit.
I got all the shit in it. Lit new.
Yeah, brand spanking new. All the peace, ain't nothing missing.
Good shit, too, probably. Yeah, you know he bought good shit.
Yeah, it's TaskRabbit and Harvey. Yeah, I can't do that.
But that'd be fine. How you gonna call a TaskRabbit nigga on Christmas Eve? TaskRabbit works on Christmas Eve.
I believe you. Probably double time.
They set their prices. You goddamn right they wanna put a bass in that together.
Yo, niggas ain't got family. And they probably be some money.
They probably clean it up. I'm talking about Task rabbit.
No, they clean up two ways. Yes.
They clean up two ways. Shout out to the task rabbiters out there.
Little thick thing. Women like to see you put together too.
Boy shorts, come on. Christmas Eve.
They immediately went to the horny. Can you put this hummer together? Eat some hummer.
Oh, my my god a girl task

rabbiter might be

like the girl

said

guy

instacart

deliverers work

remember when the

girls were shitting

on guy

instacart

the difference is

if she got a fat ass

niggas ain't gonna care

niggas don't give up

she put that shit

together all wrong

all wrong

yeah yeah

I got a screwdriver

for you

what the fuck

is you talking about

I've had girl

guy instacarts

I never had no

problem with that

you're just picking

the shit out

Thank you. What the fuck is you talking about? I've had girl guy Instacarts.
I never had no problem with that. You're just picking the shit out and bringing me the shit.
Niggas can't pick the shit out right. Maybe.
Produce. No, anything.
Okay. I've had girl task rabbits.
Yeah? They were extraordinarily efficient. What? Good.
Now I'm on your ass. I ain't gonna lie to you.
I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm on your ass today.
With love, always. This nigga's so stupid, yo.
Nah, it was predictable. Wednesdays is mine.
Wednesdays are mine. But.
Period. Comma.
The end. Punctuation.
Full stop. Paperwork.
We came up with this plan. Yep.
This basis and foundation to these emotions. That is a fact.
Nigga. So I was ahead of this play Cause Birthday is on daddy time

And Christmas is on daddy time

And you wanted the Spanishes

Or whatever you are

So you get Christmas Eve

There shouldn't be

Yeah that should've went smooth

That's what I thought

I don't know why you thought that

I would've thought that

And my dad who's older and

Wiser

And wiser than I

Thank you. That's what I thought I don't know why you thought that I would have thought that And my dad who's older and Wiser than I Every day leading up to it He kept saying You talk to him Yo make sure You get Lex right Make sure Double check Man since the homie, man Since the homie, but Mine tried it Nigga

Christmas Eve

6pm

Yes

Oh no, I started it

I started it

Because I'm trying to hit the Nick game too

So I'm trying to plan

I'm trying

I was going to bring my son

We outside

Oh, that would have been lit

Hey, how early can I get him tomorrow?

About that Oh Chidro DeMell? What do you mean about that? I mean, I wanted to talk to you about that. I said, it's nothing to talk about.
Get that little nigga dressed. Matter of fact, this is not a negotiation Oh man The end Same Literally Yo I can't say I can't say Yo you like this I can't say Yo you want to square up With the air so bad What Cause then there's like Dad guilt too There's dad guilt Now I mean whatever story you're giving me.
I'm going to be the guy to take my kid away from his mom on Christmas. I thought about it, but I don't.
He don't give a fuck. Let me tell you.
Look, I got the message. Christmas Eve, 530.
Hey. Because we have a set time for the pickup.
That's what I'm saying. Between 7.30 a.m.
and 8 a.m.

That's the time.

He's different.

No, he's a better dad.

No, he's different.

He's not liberal.

That nigga at 7.29, that nigga is outside like this.

Now, wait.

When you say 7.30, I'm outside.

I'm telling you.

I'm trying to beat traffic.

He different, yo.

So, yo, would you like to get her a little later than usual tomorrow? I said, what's later? Because this is my first time having her on Christmas. So, she's like, oh, I'm like 10, 11.
No, that's morning. That morning's over.
Yeah, that ain't. I need you to open gifts here with us here in the morning.

So,

then I said,

all right, check it out.

I'll do that.

New Year's Eve is coming up.

I'll pick her up later then too.

No, no, no.

I can't do that.

Oh, well, nice move for you.

You see you 7.30.

And I, 7.30, pick my baby up. Send her all that shit.
It's's Christmas Eve you want them tonight so you can wake up with them in the morning no that shit ain't who the fuck she thought she was talking to that hey free she's trying to make that shit now juicy too want to take them tonight so you can wake up and have him in the morning and share the morning together? No.

Not at all.

Actually, I'm running around tonight.

I'm shaking my ass.

Yeah, I'll wake up with nobody.

Yeah.

Yo.

2025,

I will be less insane.

No, you're not. No, it's true.
I'm telling you. No, you're not.
We're telling you. I'm telling're not No No it's true I'm telling you No you're not We're telling you I'm telling you no it's true Nah Mel Yes I thought long and hard About your billboard inquiry You want to tell us how your Christmas was Yeah man, man.
What's up? It was cool.

Oh, shit.

That led right into my other shot I had.

Go ahead.

Oh, shit. It's you know the shot.

Do you freeze though?

I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.

This thing is an idiot.

Get off of me, yo.

You be no. Get off of me, yo.
You be no. Yo, get off of me, yo.
Oh, shit. Stay the course.
Stay focused. You were going to talk about the billboard inquiry.
Yo, yo, one of them. Come on.
Oh, man, please, though. The computer just freezing.
Please.

I hope it's just shutting down.

I hope it should shut down.

It should shut all the way down.

Don't work at all.

Oh, no.

All right.

It's still doing something funny.

It's doing something funny right now.

What'd you think, yeah?

Anyway, you...

Yo, I hope not.

I want to hear it.

Mal. Yes.

Go ahead, man.

How was your experience?

It was cool. Now keep going.

No, because you see what it's doing.

I see what's happening. I'm going to hardly say it.
You're going to get to it. I relayed this bitch.
I was going to deliver. I'll go buy a new one.
So in the meantime. What the fuck you talking about? But in the meantime.
Yo, but that's the thing. A lot of y'all out there, the beautiful women that I follow, A lot of y'all out there The beautiful women That I follow A lot of y'all had your little family coming out parties Oh my lord I ain't know how many of y'all had Five kids and a nigger And Africans Yo, y'all When girls started out a plan They had mad kids With them Africans

Doing the run

All of Simon

Had ass niggas

No, they did that shit

Made them put on

Some pajamas

It was a lot of unveils

Oh, please

And nice kitchens

Yeah

And nice kitchens

You bitches

The Africans

Oh, my lord

Anyway, man

Get them Nigerians

They was coming

Ow, I'm like

Oh, I've been following

This bitch for seven years Thank you. Face kitchens, you bitches.
The Africans. Oh, my Lord.
Anyway, Mel. Get them Nigerians.

They was coming.

I'm like, oh, I've been following this bitch for seven years.

I ain't just six kids and two niggas.

Two niggas?

All you seen was heels?

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, man.

If I never see another pajama set again.

Anyway.

Mel.

Yes?

What'd you do?

I was chilling. Hung up with some friends.
Oh. That's what's up.
I don't want to laugh at you, yo. I don't want to.
I promise you I don't. Get a friends Christmas.
Friendsmas. Friendsmas.
Friendsmas. Friendsmas.
Look at you. Look at you.
You're so sorry. You can't lay the foundation.
Exactly. Because you ate up to no good.
You want to play that shit from the phone. But that's not true.
I really am just interested in your Christmas. I don't know what's going on with the laptop.
But no matter what the topic is, when this starts, I'm coming back. It's up.
Do you know what we talking about? I have a slight idea,

but I just would rather you...

Say a word.

Just one word.

Let the joke unfurl.

Because I think I know what he talking about,

but I'm not even absolutely certain.

He should know exactly what we talking about.

And Mel know, too.

Mel know.

No, open. All right.

Yeah.

See, look at that.

So what y'all went out to?

Dinner, Mel?

It don't.

What y'all do?

You said you hung out with your friends.

Yeah.

Games.

Got it.

Open presents.

That sort of thing.

I didn't get a chance to go home to see, well, not home.

I didn't get a chance to go see family, so.

Got it.

Stuck with the friends this year.

Jenga.

Mm-hmm.

And Uno. Mm-mm.
No? No. Well, I didn't play Uno.
You don't play Spade. I don't play either one.
You're right. Absolutely right.
No. You don't play Uno? I like to play Heads Up.
Oh, what's that? Yeah. I'm a fucking champ at Heads Up.
Step your shit up, dog. We play Taboo.
Yo, keep your white heads up. We play taboo Keep your white heads up We play taboo I knew it I knew it I fucking knew it I knew it Sometimes you gotta just Be on the boat.
Yo, sometimes you gotta get dressed for a girl. I came the heads off, man.
I'm on the side with the side of the feet. Yo, sometimes you gotta rally up your friends and just play some jingles or just anything.
A little bit of Uno. Anything to keep your mind off of things.

You gotta just turn your phone on. D&D.
God damn. And another one.
Another one. You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit.

I knew it, yo.

I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it.

Oh, man.

That's it.

That's it?

Mm-hmm.

You sure?

You sure?

That's it for now.

Okay.

For now.

We'll put a pin in it, right?

But how did you feel?

How did you?

Like, did you know?

Like, I got 21 questions.

Like, were you as shocked as I?

No.

No? No.

No?

No.

All right.

All right.

What the fuck did I say, yo?

Oh, man.

How long did you know?

For a while. You look so uncomfortable.
This shit is tricky boy Rondisi told you niggas It's tricky Alright fine Wasn't that just a couple That was recently though right Yeah it don't feel good It don't feel good i i'm so okay i'm like better

than i'm talking about being in the spot with the questions coming at you like you do to me i'm so used to it fuck that okay brothers no

nice sneakers man

thank you brothers? Nope. Nice sneakers, man.

Thank you.

Where would you gentlemen and lady

like to start today?

Did you text him?

I know you sent a text.

Different countries.

Constant communication. send the text come on different countries constant communication i know it's like it's like it's so weird how people

act when shit is super transparent

between them right

oh shit okay

it's just when I swim

back to the legs

get out of there. Get out of there.
Get out of there. Get out of there.
Yeah, don't jiggle. You need me to be messy.
I'm out of there. Rakim said it, yo.
I am out of there, boy. Get out of there.
I got one last one. You didn't care? No, not even a little bit.
Young thug. Yeah.
There we go. There's a few niggas out here thugging.
Oh, no. This was the thug week.
That's why I like Christmas, though. That is why I like Christmas.
It does expose all the bullshit. All the bullshit.
I love it. I absolutely love it.
Front and center. Yeah.
It's coming out. Who was just holding all Young Thugs private conversations? Yo, dog.
I wonder if he can sue. He has to be able to sue somebody.
I would think so. Why? He's in jail during the time of the call.
And they say in the beginning of the call, these calls are recorded. Blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, but not for public consortion. They are not for the public.
How does Dateline get these fucking calls?

They pay.

Okay, well.

Yeah, dog.

Somebody from inside the jail leaked that shit

or sold that shit.

For sure.

It ain't privileged.

It's not like

if a video comes out

with him talking to his lawyer,

that's something different.

I don't know that.

That's attorney.

I know, I know.

I'm just saying,

I don't know that

the phone calls from him on the jail phone, that still might be property of the state or some shit and what we're talking about is on christmas eve or a day before just christmas week young thugs jail phone calls started being leaked to the public on across socials yeah yeah it was a call with uh the lena girl uh It was another call with, who was the other call? It was another call. It was one with him and his man.
There was one with him and his man where he was telling his man, yo, she love me too much. Yeah.
It was that one. So, all of these videos began to leak.
Of course, Young Thug and Mariah the Scientist, long-term relationship. She was holding them down.
She was canceling tour dates to go drive to the gym. Yeah.
She jumped off the tour. Yeah, not even we, because I'm out the game.
But niggas gonna neg. All day.
Niggas gonna neg. All day, forever.
Niggas ain't we. We'll never stop the niggas.
they don't want you can talk it's okay it's not from you make it from somebody else come on you can tell us be honest on the second watching him talk to shorty yeah I felt surprised I felt proud I think he was up there like you know you just be watching him cry You just be But in your head what he saying But nah I mean you said it What was he saying in his head though I ain't make you say it you said it I didn't mean it like I don't know what you meant I just know what you said Cool You such a piece of You're such a piece of shit. You are a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit. Hey, yo.
Who? You. Boy, you just better at it than me.
I always felt a little bad shit. I felt bad when this story leaked.
I was like, oh, poor Mariah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was kind of fun. I felt a little bad.
No, no, no. I ain't talking about that part.
I'm talking about seeing that. She was at the show.
My man. My man.
Yo, don't be the one. I love a good my man, my man, my manner.
Yeah, we all do. Those are the greatest to get off your my sides, my sides, my sides.
Back in the day back in the day many years ago many years ago many many many many many years ago many years ago I don't want to misrepresent myself today today correct yo you just told us to pod so pod nigga I said many years ago you don't got to put the disclaimer out we all don't understand the situation my bitch be listening and listening. And her understanding don't be like mine.
It don't be like mine sometimes. I just be wanting to make it clear.
But yeah, I felt bad for Mariah. I did.
Oh, for sure. I did.
No, a thousand percent. But I'm talking about hearing him.
I didn't because I don't know what their relationship is. I don't care what it was.
She might be cool with that. She held them down.
Yeah, for sure. So to found out like this? the, on Christmas? Yeah.
Your man is home for Christmas and now you got to see your man talking to some other, you know what I mean? But the other side and how he was carrying, sure, y'all sitting there like, hey, nigga, put the P in there. You know what I mean? It was cool.
What did y'all think of all the... Well, first of all, Lena, I don't want to spend too long on this, but there's so much to say on all of it.
It's a lot. That shorty's name? Yeah.
And she's married, right? She's married to Devin Haney, which is Junior, which is why this is a thing. Yeah.
Now, let me ask you a question. Now.
Shoot. Two questions.
All right. Oh, go ahead.
Anybody know when they got married? It don't matter when they got married. It didn't happen yesterday.
It does not matter. Yeah.
This young lady has been outside. Oh.
They got married spring 2023. Huh.
And Thug got locked up. Before that.
Before that. Not much before that.
People that have been outside have seen this girl outside. You know where she from, right? And two days later, she was supposed to ping me and my husband.
That's why you got respected. I don't know why niggas think they're the only ones out here moving around.
Yeah, that's true. Niggas are not the only ones out here moving around.
Or the only niggas with game. Some of these chicks got more game than Parker Brothers than some of these niggas.
A lot of women have game. Right for it, too.
And listen, these niggas is such suckers, not speaking to anybody in particularly, but niggas is such suckers that for the girls that don't even take a whole lot of game, it's just taking honesty. Yo, I'm with you Tuesday and Wednesday, nigga.
When I leave you, I'm going over here to do this over here at the Timberwolves game for a few. Then I'm going to Aspen.
I'm flying there with the London soccer nigga that don't know none of y'all.

No, no, no.

From there, I will be in Turks soon.

Hey, y'all know a nail tech in Turks?

They're going to put it right in this.

Does anybody know MUA?

MUA.

MUA in Turks?

I'm here just for 24 hours.

Remember what Corrine was saying about, she was like, yo, I tell whoever I'm with, if he call, I go.

It's different. I will pick up in the middle of the night What is the difference We understand that Right We understand that Once you put a ring On somebody's finger That understanding I don't think Is the same That's not the truth That's not always true I just told you Wayne shit Couldn't disagree more That do.
But the people we're talking about. We're in a different league in this class that we're talking about.
We're not talking about a homeboy that work at the bodega. Nah, I know.
I'm talking about once you get. Because we all understand the game is the game.
But once you decide to marry somebody. I only know of that one situation.
That I used to be talking about. But that's because she.
But Corinne but she is a different mom yeah yeah you know what I'm saying she's open like that I'm pretty sure there's a couple of them out there maybe because you don't want nobody to know I don't know is you in the generation of young women that come from the Corinne family tree that may be true that may be true we not the only ones that see what's going on out there the girls have it good right now if i could go marry this simp ass nigga again i'm not speaking specifically about them i'm just speaking in general if i can go marry the simp that's gonna hold it down and still get my 10k from you my 20k from you my 7k from you he ain't gonna pay me but he gonna pay for the bags and all that shit. Him I only even got to speak to once every six months.

We're not the only ones. My 7K from you.
He ain't going to pay me, but he's going to pay for the bags and all that shit. Him I only even got to speak to once every six months.

Like, we're not the only ones.

The hills have eyes.

And for the dude

that's the simp dude or whatever,

he might be fucking

reaping the benefits

of the 10, 20, 30, 10.

Off your fucking tax.

Good point.

On top of maybe getting a cut of

whatever little ticket she's getting.

Driving whatever he's driving. Living wherever he's driving.
They playing high stakes ultimatum. From a moral standpoint, obviously it's crazy, but I can get it.
Have you ever heard of a situation like what you just described? Yeah, kinda. Only one.
Not famous people. No, the only one I've ever heard of.
But like swinger type relationships or open relationships at a marriage level? Yeah, that exists. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but what you just described in terms of- With the money? Yeah, in terms of him benefiting from all the- Yeah, they call pimps. Well, I was speaking more to the tax benefit than the making money off of whatever.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. Niggas married a- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yo, niggas are marrying these- I don't understand.
Niggas are marrying these women. She doing what she do.
I I know what she do That's what I'm a fan of I'm going to marry her because I want to experience That majority of my years And yeah if she going to go run around Over there let her go do it Like everybody don't have a big beef with it I ain't really heard nothing from Devin Haney I stand corrected Because again stand corrected. Again, it is if you're going to reap the benefits of what she out here doing, you are pimping.
You're pimping. You're right.
No matter how you put it. And then my thing is like and listen, a lot of guys have had it bad like ushered this holiday run.
But the flip side of that coin is even with the Travis shit is yo niggas love who they love and you mind your fucking business. Like, who are we to say what people know or don't know about the person that they into? It's a whole fleet of these young NBA 21, 22, 23, 24-year-olds that's searching for this.
They coming in the league to get this type of treatment from this type of girl. And.
And Lena is... Mm-hmm.
That type of girl. Yeah, man.
So, I mean, shit, if that's who he loves, that's who he loves, but... It gets sticky when Thug tweet where he is.
Now, the tweets we can discuss. Yeah, a little sticky.
Now, the tweets we can discuss because, nah. Not and I'm a boxer.
Yeah, yeah. Not if I'm a boxer Not if I'm a boxer No you can't go tweet He said I can have that little shit right now if I wanted it But she been pushing the P harder than niggas LOL That's the twin I got who I want So tell me Yeah tell me what Boxing He's a a boxer he can fight pistol all in my pocket what what i'll take my chances with that after you just came home from that rico no you won't what's the twin part i'll take my chances with that that's like a nickname that the young boys be saying now like what up twin up, twin? You gonna be hearing J-Won say it? Yeah, yeah.
Nobody call you twin? Is he talking about her being his twin? Yeah, he's saying her. Yeah, that's the twin.
Can you not honky yourself? At least pretend to follow up in the context. I'm doing my best.
Yeah. I'm doing my best.
Twin, it's a pet name. Let's look at it like that.
It's a term of endearment. I know what the fuck it means.
Then what the hell are you saying? I just have never heard it being referenced in that way. He's calling her his twin? Yes.
So is that like... Mel, no more on this.
I love it. You know more.
I love it. Mel learns the slang.
I love it. I love it.
It's my favorite part of this episode. I'm a cultural icon.
I know what twin means. It's all right.
But I've never heard a guy call a girl that. It's common.
It's in songs now. It's his thing.
I know. I know.
I know. You can't keep saying I know while not knowing.
I've never heard it used that way. No, that's the normal way that they're used.
This is a new way. Yeah.
That's common now. Very common.
Okay. okay so now my wife is my wife she moving how she moving and I love her that's my decision you tweeting like that I have a problem with I would too I would yeah you tweeting like that I have a problem with 100% for sure fuck is you talking about I can have a little shit.
I can have a little. What?

Even if it's true.

Yo, y'all sound crazy to me.

Tell me more.

So Shorty's moving how she's moving.

You could care less about that piece.

Yeah.

You got to take what comes along with that.

No.

I don't got to take that disrespect.

Why? I don't have to.

No, you don't.

I could easily have a problem with that.

You can move how you move, but that's just disrespectful.

In Shorty moving how she's moving,

there's no guarantee

that whoever she's moving around with

is going to respect you

or not spill the beans.

They're not going to respect you.

Or not spill the beans.

And these sensitive ass niggas

can take up an issue

with as many of those people

as they feel,

as they choice.

All right, well, nigga,

sit your dumb ass down.

You can't hate the players of the game, bro. The rules are the rules, and the rules don't change.
Everybody don't play the game accordingly, but what we talking about? That's why I got faithful before that twin shit became a thing. You get what I'm saying? That's also one of those things that would trigger me.
Twin is the new, what they was doing behind Brother. Oh.
Yeah, Twin is that. I remember that.
Yeah, no, I was there for the Brother stages. 77 bros.
They had 77 brothers. What does Twin mean? Y'all not nothing alike.
Oh, they alike. No, that's you know.
I wouldn't give a fuck if they, the Siamese is the twins.

Exactly.

Don't call my nothing twin

and say I can have that little shit whenever I want.

Sorry, buddy.

Even if it's true, keep it to yourself.

Keep her in the house.

Hey, write it in your diary.

Keep her in the house.

Stop it.

I'm dead ass.

Nobody's keeping them in the house.

Well, she twinning.

Some people are keeping them in the house.

She twinning then.

You can't have it both ways, yo. He's trying to figure it out.
I'm trying. No, I'm not.
I'm stuck because right after that, I think one of the G4 boys, somebody else popped up and started talking some shit. Talking about, I had on this day.
Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah, like the Nelk boys.

Somebody, wow, she fucked.

She outside.

That's what I tell y'all about discernment.

If I know you fuck one of the Nelk boys.

I don't even know what that is.

I don't know what that is either.

That's them two little white boys that was kissing on each other in Miami with the funny hair.

Oh, that's the Island boys. Maybe I'm fucking the Nelk boys up.
Sorry, Nelk boys, whoever y'all are. You fucking anybody with boys in it that wasn't in the boys? Oh, man.
Nah, I'm cool on that. My heart goes out to everybody.
The worst part about that for me is whoever leaked, not that they leaked it, but when they leaked it. Don't do that on Christmas Eve.
Yeah, that's crazy. Have a heart.
Yeah. And then Thug tried to clean it up.
He said, I'm sorry to my baby for all this bullshit on the internet. I love you, baby, and fuck them all.
We know what's up with us. Nah.
Nah. Whole internet talking about keeping the pee.
I know. I know.
And then. Keeping it P.
Glad y'all fucked up out there.

She's so mad.

I said Merry Christmas.

And she said thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That's funny.

It's a funny tweet.

Yeah, exactly.

I totally disagree with you.

It ain't funny when you're going through it.

That's true.

I said he was still.

He's good with that.

Because that.

You know what you're doing.

That message went through.

Yeah, you know what you're doing. You wasn't blocked.
And she responded. Of course.
Yeah blocked and she responded. You're straight.
Nigga, they was next to each other. And she might have had a very good Christmas.
I'm sure she did. All drama aside, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure that they'll be fine now. I just Googled the Nelk boys.
And I'm to ride with you on this with my brother. I'm going to ride with you on this with my brother.
You don't want to do that. What? There's nobody that's that cute.
I'm good on that. There's nobody that's that cute.
If one of them could pop? That doesn't sound like Nelk Boys hate, but it's the truth. I'm sorry.
But nigga, what you said the other day about Shorty letting Gaving homeboys Some yami If that can happen I'm good Yeah no that's a Rule of thumb I'm good on it Uh I'm not spending Another second on Any of that Travis Hunter stuff I'm not I feel you I ain't It is what it is And what I will say Is a lot of you Doofy dudes out there And women you gotta put the chastity belt on When doofy niggas are trying to fuck Cause now homeboy From 2017 Is going in his phone Leaking the fouls Back to discernment Yeah man I ain't seen all the people like oh man? Like, that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was. I'm not with Revengeborn.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Like, and you wouldn't be mad if you're in his shoes.
You wouldn't be mad at her about that. Like, oh, yeah, she was making him super, whatever the fuck she was doing.
She should have been. That's her fucking man at the time.
The one corny dude that came out after the fact and was like, yo, this actually happened a long time ago. I just made it.
I was cloud chasing. Yeah.
You can see it in the screen caps. It said three years ago in the thing.
Right in the screen caps. Yeah, but they've been together five.
Yo, guess what? I don't want to know that. Yeah.
I don't want to know all these intricate details in none of these people's relationships. That goes to the other point where everybody's just oversharing.
I'm cool until a car get burnt on fire. Then I want to hear what happened.
If the story ends in a bang then you got me. But all of this other shit, I'm cool, fam.
I'm cool. I am.
My heart goes out to all. And all y'all out there fucking.
Indeed. That is clear.
Yeah. A lot of pregnancy reveals too.
It's that little holiday season. Seeing the little motherfuckers I didn't follow, I ain't know they was taking the pictures at an angle for a reason.
Yeah, it was a lot of reveals. A lot of them.
Wait, wait. Ho,ho-ho-ing.
Yeah. Now, congratulations.

You're going to follow?

Everybody wants a Virgo.

But outside of that, outside of that, yeah, Virgos, you know the vibes.

You know what I've been.

It was already three or four months.

Huh?

And the shit I've seen.

They had the little baby bump.

The one little.

No, no.

Now it's a little grown.

There's a whole nigga in there now.

We celebrate every bundle of joy.

Nigga here now.

Nigga here.

We celebrating them little shits.

That is true.

I keep telling my parents now,

I don't give a fuck how much y'all fight.

Like, y'all got along when I needed you to.

I'm here.

That's the end.

Have at it. Go on over there and not get along for fucking 60 years, 70 years.
I don't give a fuck. I'm on earth.
I'm menacing. Menacing earth.
What else? What else is super important or unimportant? I feel like a lot happened. But I did.
I missed the box. Well, you wasn't here.
Did you get a chance to listen to Scissors Deluxe? Yes. Get your thoughts on it.
We touched on it briefly, Paul. Scissors Deluxe I enjoyed.
I listened to it a bunch more. I have some different thoughts than I did before.
Better or worse? It feels like a bunch of demos to me, honestly. You took the next sentence out of my mouth of my mouth yeah while i enjoyed it i think she's too talented to not make good music but it felt unfocused i guess i would say yeah it felt like let me just hit the vault with these good sounding scraps and deliver it are we we mad at that no she.
No, not at all. No, no, no, no.
No, I'm not. Because scissor on a laundry day is better than most of the field.
Yes. So it's some good slaps on it.
I mean, I was disappointed because right when I thought scissor was about to scissor on a couple of the songs, it ended. So, like, you're giving me a lot of these two minutes.
Teasers. Two ten.
I know what a SZA bridge sound like on this. I know what a, right? And it was supposed to be like the R&B, but I saw it when she can't help but get into her.
Yeah, she did a couple of them on there. Yeah, and they sound good.
They do. They sound good.
I ain't like them, but. SZA.
I skipped them. And I mean, I I'll get into this, a little bit of this when we review Beyonce, but it's like, it's difficult for the greats today for me.
Because they've been so great? How do you do it? You've already pushed every boundary. You've proven yourself to every demographic from 10 to 80 look like what else is there for beyonce to do and that's what i think they start challenging themselves and we start dissing them when they start to try to go do other shit yeah like i've already mastered this over here right like i know kung fu so let me go try some other martial art shit to go you know i'm saying that we diss them yo they they went away, they went away from.
Fam, I did this shit to death. Yeah, but dissing is part of it.
So that pop shit that she did the last time? I like that shit. I was sweating that shit.
I love that shit. I didn't like the pop shit.
That was my critique from the last album. Oh, I love that album.
That album was crazy for me. It was too much of it.
That's why I like the deluxe, though. It's not as much of it on there.
I'm not mad at experimenting, taking a step over here, trying something different, but still give me... I'm one of the fans that I want what I became a fan of.
Okay. So don't isolate me by completely experimenting and going over there.
I still want it to be majority of what I'm here for. You can do the extra shit.
I'm cool but like for me i like it sprinkled in i see it from both i see it from both angles he not wrong because yo dog if i'm buying your album i'm assuming that i'm getting this because this is what your brand is right them fucking flutes that's why they put that it gotta be look but if i mastered this like y'all, if I already mastered this and I did it to death and artistically I'm over here. Right.
If you're a fan, ride with me over here. I'm not mad at it.
I disagree with that. Because if you're a fan.
I said I see both sides. Yeah, because I don't have to be.
That's stan culture to me. Where it's like, I'm just going to rock out with whatever you do whether I feel like it.
That's true. You can experiment and do something I don't think that's dangerous you can experiment and do something and I not like it that's true a thousand percent so I don't have to ride with that that's true I agree with that and I'm spending my money on this but if my experimentation is going to eventually lead to a different sector of greatness then I'll take that niggas diss niggas diss the shit out of 808s I I remember that.
Niggas diss that shit. They hated that shit.
But with Kanye is different. What happens is people diss him.
I wasn't talking to none of them people. They don't really know what they expect with him.
Dumb people were stupid early. No, hold up for a minute.
Because I don't give a fuck were maybe it was niggas dissing 808 yo they hated that shit

y'all was dumb early

it was early signs

that 808 was about to do

something different

bro niggas hated that shit

niggas hated that shit

absolutely hated it

I might have been one of them at first

at first

I very quickly started

seeing them call it a classic

yeah it turned quick

it turned fast

it was

that one and for me

Last Train to Paris

Thank you. I very quickly started seeing them call it a classic Yeah it turned quick It turned fast It was that one and for me Last Train to Paris When I first heard it I was like this is not I'm cool And years later it was like oh my god this shit is amazing So it happens sometimes I don't think none of this The Lana Deluxe thing I don't think any of this really pertains to I don't think she was particularly no no no i'm just saying and just i'm trying to bring it back around back to back to the lana album it just felt it felt like demos like even to the fact that like it really sounds like they had the same reverb and eq on everything and just left it what do you think the purpose of the release was i think that they do have a tour coming up, so that may be part of the inspiration.
Well, SZA, if I remember correctly, had been promoting the R&B portion of a deluxe for a year. Yeah, she has been talking about it for a while.
I think that she was working on this maybe very early in the year heard uh the euphoria beat playing distant from another room and walked over there and quickly saw that kendrick had a plan for the year and it probably made some sense i'm freestylingling right now. Don't think I spoke to somebody and got this.

I just think she heard something,

went in there,

seen a man on a mission

and was like,

eh, you know what?

You got it.

Let me hold up.

You got it.

Because the timing

couldn't be any better.

The Streets is now asking

for a Kendrick and SZA EP

joint project.

But I mean,

you say the timing

couldn't be any better. I mean, they told us at the top of the year with that list that everybody that was dropping.
Yeah, TDE took the year. And I came in here and said, I don't believe that shit.
I know, and then they called me. And I came back and said, oh shit, y'all, hey, I owe y'all an apology.
Man calls for the shit that I say. No, for real.
For that? My call for that but say I don't believe you yes well I'm glad my people over there and called me good no fuck me fuck me good that I didn't even think that was bad but yeah I didn't I didn't believe it but they've dropped everything this year that they said they were gonna drop and she was on was on the list. How do we feel about the rumored punch-scissor split? I'm saying rumored because I don't know it to be a fact.
Yeah, it's been a bunch of cryptic tweets and Instagram posts. Have they just followed each other? Because that's usually an indication.
I think that's all marketing. Why? Just to keep talk going.
That's it. Same way they do the...
I used to always say that when the artists start beefing with one of them, Punch, because they want a release date, they know the release date already. Let's get on the internet.
Let's get the people talking. She said something.
I saw them tweet. She put the text combo up.
She wanted to put out more music and he replied he responded and said oh let's let's let this breathe for a minute let's wait till christmas or new year's or something so to get people saying more music is coming again like he was like oh yeah yeah yeah like they don't they move too militant and secretive for just i assume anything that ever hits the blogs or social media from anybody directly there is a plan. It's deliberate.
They just don't move that way. Ain't nobody running their mouth over here.
Ain't nobody really venting against them like that except one person but you see what happened. So I think all of this is part of marketing for them.
They sit back and say we're going to draw up the beef. I would agree with you.
And even if it's not. The solid niggas over there.
Even if it's like real, that doesn't tell me what's to come like it normally would in an artist management split. When they said that Kendrick was leaving TDE, the internet was all in a fuss.
And we've seen nothing but Kendrick, TDE ever since. Family unity.
So yeah our paperwork might say that we done right now but our blood and our history and I couldn't even see how that would make sense for CISM. Now granted there are some people that feel like oh I want to flourish on my own now.
It's been long enough so I get that. But CISL is creme de la creme.
Top of the top. They did it.
They did. And whether you fought with punch or did not the whole way through, y'all did it.
So even if this is over for real, what does that mean? How could you be bad at that? Right. Your next run, I could see you calling the guy that helped.
And them helping. And them helping.
I could see that happening. Even if you were completely not there anymore, I could still see them.
So I don't know shit about shit, but I know like Ice just finished saying everybody over there comes off as a stand-up person. So I don't think it'll be the normal hootenanny.
See, if this was another label I'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this right like even the Lana album dropping as the SOS Deluxe uh huh and I think I touched on that when we did the Patreon I was looking at that you touched on that pause um I was looking at that like that was weird to me because this is a whole new album. It is.
But you tied it to this to your two year old album as a deluxe. So I'm like was that the middle ground? Okay you want to put more music out? Fine.
But you got one album. I'm freestyling too.
You got one album left. This is not going to count as your one album so we'll let you put it out as the deluxe so it's still sos you still owe us a project we still got work to do but that's the way you'll get this album out i could see that if this were another label because like i said i've talked to artists that were down to that last album trying to get the album out and the label say no no we're not dropping until we renegotiate for two more albums right and if you don't want to renegotiate we don't drop this album yeah so listen this is big jersey all day I look forward to whatever she's doing next I am enjoying even if it is a bunch of demos I'm enjoying no I still like it like I said she makes I...
I love this. She's incapable of making bad music.
She's fucking in there killing vocal runs. The melodies are incredible.
All that shit is great. It just feels half cooked compared to the standards that she has set for herself.
Yeah, I would agree with that. I would agree with that.
Or maybe that's why it's the deluxe. Maybe.
We're not going to make this a standalone if it's this. Yeah, it could be that.
You know what I mean? We'll attach it over here so it lives under this project. Yeah.
Somebody over there call me and tell me everything we wrong about. Oh, no, they're going to call you.
That's how podcasters get information now, just by saying the wrong shit publicly. Yo, dog, you was wrong.
This is really what it was. Oh, thanks.
And don't say nothing, though. Tuesday would be lovely.
You got it, big dog.

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What does the person win who like... 100 grand.
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He gets it. Mel Ford.
Yes. Tell us about your live stream you did.
You did a Christmas live stream. I did.
I was blessed enough to catch it. Shit.
I was fortunate enough to lay eyes on this thing. I missed it, unfortunately.
I didn't know about this. You missed it? I missed it.
You missed it? It's still there. I heard a little rumors, but.
Go catch it before it's gone.

You got to hurry up and catch it.

Mel, tell us all about it.

Don't leave it up.

Tell us all about it.

Okay, so it was my.

Horrible.

What?

It was horrible.

God damn it.

It was bad.

That's fucked up.

Wait, let Mel tell us.

Tell us what you think.

Hold on.

You're such a fucking asshole.

Come on, Mel. That was real.
Because I didn't see it, so I want to hear it from you. It was a smoking hot mess.
It was a fucking disaster. I heard some QVC selling shit.
Yeah, I heard it was some PHT. I heard it was like PHT.
What's PHT? Your version of QVC. I heard you were selling mops and shit.
I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
I had some really good shit to give away What you gave away? First of all It's your fault because you don't talk to her You know what you should say to her and you don't say it So she just wanders into the world I don't speak to Mel in the outside world But that's what I'm saying, you should should. Because she just does this in the world.
With no guidance? She needs a little bit of guidance, man. You know what? Go ahead, baby.
Fuck you. Okay? So what you giving away, man? But that would fix it.
Some guidance? Any tutor. Any type of mentor.
Fuck somebody. Okay, listen.
Listen, you sack of shit. Fucking say something positive.
You look great. Thank you.
You look great. Low egg and fruit right there.
Right? No, you look great. Say something positive.
You were jumping on a... Trampoline.
Uh-huh. Okay, now hold on.
Let's back up a little bit. The man show is back.
Let's back up a little bit. All right, Joe.
I'm asking you to say something nice about the fucking production. You look great.
The producers made you look great. I mean, they gave you, I mean, you do have a piece of rewatchable content.
Did you like my set at least? The set looked nice. Thank you.
There you go. The set looked well to do.
How was the trampoline? Thank you. Put all the energy into the set.
No. Yo.
Okay. So this being my first season, there's a lot of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.
Oh, the set did look nice. Oh, this is.
Thank you. Nice little treat.
Listen, one of the things that I've learned about 2024 is to fail forward. Okay? Okay.
Fail forward. Not everything.
And also another lesson that I've learned in 2024... Hit them with it.
...is that perfect is the enemy of good that's true and sometimes sometimes good is all you're gonna fucking get and that's good enough cory get the fuck out just get back up and get the fuck out okay so i wanted to do this youtube live i wanted to do melissa's favorite things kind of like what Oprah used to do. I do not have Oprah money.
I don't have Oprah production. So we did the best that we had with what we, what we got.
I had a lot of products, send me things to be featured. And then I had all the stuff that I really liked as well.
Started my Amazon store. And one of the things that I was talking about was a mini trampoline.
Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. You stripped down the Santa suit to get on the trampoline.
I see what you did there. I can't find it.
I'm going to let you... I'm not saying anything.
So you were selling the trampoline? She was selling ass. She was up there selling ass.
You had on a little... I don't want no smoke.
You looking like you're about to come in. I don't want no beef with you.
I had on. You are.
But why are you ad fishing like this? I'm not ad fishing. It really is things that I really like.
This is classic. But then there's other things that like, you know, anyway.
I have a time stamp from it. I'm not going to play it.
Because vibrating trampoline too no there's a vibrational plate she started talking about Al Horford's weed company and segwayed that into Al Harrington and Al Horford yeah niggas gotta pay over here and then segwayed that somehow into like some menopause shit it's true so what suck a dick okay i have a lot of women who are either perimenopausal post or heading towards it and their sleep cycles are fucked wait was daisy right there in the little bag the whole time daisy took a shit on the set. Daisy shitted live on live stream.
For real? Yes. Her stomach was not doing okay.
Oh, poor Daisy. And we know that Daisy.
She's somewhere safe, right? She's in her bag. Mel, don't do this again.
All right? Stop. No.
You know what? You need to be a little bit more... So, let me...
Go. Supportive.
Go on. In your endeavors.
We got to talk about that, though. Being supportive? Yeah.
Support amongst friends. Remember when your man come and give you the trash mixtape and tell you i'm rapping like when is the time to say you calling my whole thing hey stop doing this like or should you enable your friend yo the forklift niggas is paying 14 50 hours yo go get jobs go do some constructive shit out there.
Not you. Yo, did it prove beneficial? At least? Yeah, extraordinarily.
Gotcha. You got some ads.
I have a lot. I have a lot cooking for second season.
A lot. Are you watching it right now? Please.
Mel lying again. I'm not lying.
You'll see. Listen, you know that I keep my fucking cards close to the vest.
Okay? I don't tell y'all motherfuckers everything. I'm such a hater.
You're such a hater. Corey, why are you kidding me? I'm around as you do.
I did. I can't wait to watch you jumping up and down on the trampoline.
I was jumping up and down. Okay, so the reason for the trampoline, okay? With a little outfit on? Yeah, it was like a spandex.
It's not a little outfit. I'm wearing the same shit I wear in the gym.
It was spandex. But it wasn't.
I wear spandex in the gym. As you should.
As you should. But you bounce it.
That's what I'm saying. But check it out when you get a minute.
But for real, just lay eyes on this thing. The reason why a mini trampoline is my favorite, one of my favorite things.
Oh. You know what? Feel free.
You are. Feel free to send help my way.
You are a project. You know what? Niggas love a project.
It's cool. It's cool.
You're going to see next year. That's true.
Here's my final rag on mail question for you and then we can talk about Beyonce. I went home and thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry.
I'm asking one question and I'm leaving it alone

forever.

Go ahead.

I watched it back like 90 times.

That was a great episode.

Classic. Should have went triple.

No, that was one of the best episodes ever.

Shout out to Big Brown. She was in a bag.

Nah, you smoked bad.

But everything you was saying to me

in regards to the billboard, ain't that the same shit that Red everything you was saying to me in regards to the billboard ain't

that the same shit that redacted was saying to you no do you remember what one of my points was hello hello

she's talking to you big dog

I said two words

I said two very important words sweat equity and speaking of sweat equity Beyonce man what a Superbowl performance it wasn't the Super Bowl. You are shiesty, you motherfucking boy.
Did anyone here see B? I did. My whole house.
We don't want to start with that bullshit Mariah pulled. What'd she do? She did the Christmas song, which was lit.
It was great. It was a great production there on top of a skyscraper decked all the way out.
But I was just like, you're not going to go to the game and do it at the game. It was pre-recorded, clearly.
I know, but this takes the fun out of it for me. I'm not coming to your.
Not coming to your ass. No.
Your little... Where is this? Little game that you...
In Texas. No.
No, no, no. I'm Mariah Carey, and y'all are y'all.
I'm going to do it here. And y'all going to take this video.
And you're going to be happy. No, take this fire stick.
Load it up. There you go.
As soon as you plug it in, I'm going to pop right up and there And do my numbers That's it Yeah sorry Roger Roger Probably fucked his name Rog Jerry Jerry Jerry Yeah I don't wanna start with this I mean What do y'all What do y'all think about it I don't I don't wanna come off like But Well I hated that i had to watch the ravens game to get that after us losing so i really did not but again my whole the entire house is be off for sure that shit was on like four tvs yeah so i i loved it i liked how she had the black country start like this is some black shit it was yeah blackity black black black shit yeah so I liked how she had the black country start. Like, this is some black shit.
It was. Yeah.
Blackity black. Black shit.
Yeah. So, I like how that's her, like, that's their thing and they, her and Hov, and they kind of make sure to throw that in your face every chance they get.
So, I like that part. Yeah.
Song selection, I'm still not a fan of the country album. I like that shit.
So, I like the album. I was glad when Texas Hold'em came on, we was all, let's go go out in the bank yeah but other than that and it was great to see her and Blue Up there together that shit was that was cute yeah that was cute I'm not gonna as a dude you shouldn't think that that type of shit is cute but that was cute that shit was dope that shit was dope that's my takes on it though yo your homeboy you alright is his eyes glazing over Izing over i can't see him from here i'm trying to just listen to the takes you can't you can't possibly have a bad take i gave you my take already which is when you're the pinnacle of greatness it's just tough to exceed that that that is my take like i felt what y'all are saying about her in blue the nine million times I've seen her in blue on stage.
They showed up. I saw the show.
I saw the show with all the A-bike, water, aluminum foil shit. I saw Coachella.
I saw this. I saw when HBO came out.
Like, I've seen it. She's great.
She's great. But I feel like once I see it, I don't think anything new is happening to where I need a new take on a Beyonce show looks like a Beyonce show to me now.
Yeah. Good point.
That's sad. Contention.
To that level of desensitization. Yeah.
Yeah. That the greatness is just the bar.
Yeah, exactly. So it's kind of like you unappreciated.
You've been great for long enough, right? Like LeBron played the other night without mad people on his team. Had like 39, 15 boards.
It's like, yo dog, how old are you again? Like, oh, all right. This is just the level.
This is just the level that Beyonce is at the level. It's a short list of people that's at that level where you expect that.
It's very short. That's what you expect.
So she's going to have to figure out. She got to go.
I want to see Beyonce in the Vegas sphere. I can't.
That would be crazy. That I want to see.
I want to see Beyonce on the shuttle to Mars or some shit. Like, you got to do something different.
A man astronaut's been stuck out there for nine months. Like, go perform on Jupiter.
Go get the Mars. Greatness is greatness, right? But you can tell that the whole crew, them niggas was moving like fucking Rhythm Nation up that bitch.
You don't remember how Janet Jackson, all them niggas was in? Like that shit looked like Thriller. That shit is total sync.
Like that shit is crazy. It's always impressive.
Look, I'm not even trying to be horny. Yo, she looks amazing.
No, I'm not trying. She looks amazing, my nigga.
She looked amazing. Get horny on these niggas.
Like, nah, go ahead. She started to, you know, get a little plump.
You mean after she had two babies? She scaled that shit. Yo, she looks fucking amazing, B.
She does. She look like she's 22 or 23 again.
Nah, it was an amazing performance. Everybody's saying Kendrick got his work cut out on form.
Stop it. No, I'm just saying, I just think it's two totally different.
No, I think it's two totally different things. I think it's apples and oranges.
Let the internet people be in there. We got it.
He got his work cut out. I think they vetted well.
Kendrick also get up there and start getting in.

Don't let him get in Rhythm Nation back.

I'm not comparing him to Beyonce,

but he know how to

put a show on. Actually,

that's the point that when we was talking

about Drake in the stadium versus

arena and yada, yada, yada. Granted,

maybe he could fill out a fucking

stadium.

A stadium. But a lot of people that went to the show is like, I don't know if that's a stadium show.
I don't think he has a stadium. That whole karaoke, put the mic out, walk back and forth on the huge square is just not a stadium show.
So, Kendrick we've seen I'm not worried about. It's a lot involved in the stadium show, bro.
It's not the same. It's levels, bro.
I was watching a bunch of them clips from Chris Brown going over to Africa doing that show. Stadium.
I was just about to say, Jay-Z and whoever the fuck got to get over it. I was looking for the after-party photos and pics and bits.
They had them. They had them.
They had them. They ain't coming across my feet.
Yeah, but no, but No Jay Z and them Whoever the fuck is Out here picking the people They gotta get this boy his shot Cause I think he After watching Beyonce Get up there and get busy The only other person I'm like yo They gotta get this nigga Chris Brown shot Never happens No no I don't think he give a fuck. I don't either.
If he's just going to go figure out new ways to be seen. I could just go do it.
Then. Fam, he was flying around that African arena like a jet pack was on his ass.
Yeah. So it was 90,000 people in there.
Two nights in a row. Back to back.
Back to back nights. Wow.
I don't know what kind of cameras Netflix had, but the game looked a little different.

Did it?

I'm like, I got the 4K.

This shit looked different.

That wasn't the same 4K.

Not at all.

I was like, what is that?

Yeah, them cameras was official.

My streams ain't fuck up at all.

Exactly.

Netflix figured it the fuck out.

Yeah.

They said that shit did like, the first game was 24 something million people watching worldwide. And the second was like one was 24.7 million.
The second was like 24.3 million. And her show was 27.
Wow. So a couple three more million tuned in for Beehive.
You guys really stunk it up. Your team stunk it up.
Yeah, they did. It didn't make a very enjoyable early game.
It did not. It did not.
Hey, the Texans didn't either. That's true.
That's true. Stunk the shit up.
They scored two points. My spanky on Lamar.
Know that he's going to pull him. Needed him to get 220.
He had 170, and they pulled him.'m like... You would pull him.
He ain't going to be... Of course, 1,000%.
Do y'all think that Netflix halftime Christmas performances becomes a thing? If they're going to do it like that. The next two years.
The next two years I think will determine who they go get and what the level of performance is for the next two people. Do y'all think that Netflix continues this deal with the NFL? Yes.
Absolutely. After those numbers? Netflix is looking to move into the lot.
They got wrestling starting. And paid a grip for wrestling.
Yep. They got wrestling starting January.
In the billions. Yeah.
Really? How many years? Five billion. I don't know how many years.
Multi-year. I don't remember.
I'm not looking it up. Multi-year, $5 billion deal, something crazy like that.
The NFL for one day got $100 to $150 million for the day package. And that's the thing.
It's the holiday remix shit. For the day.
For those games. For the day.
I need $100 to $150 million. Sheesh.
And they ran ads. Yeah.
Well, that's why they did the deal. Yeah, no, no, no.
I get it. I get it.
Because you ain't no telling what they went and charged them ads for with them numbers. I think they're fine.
You don't say it. I think they're fine.
I just think that's, they're going to have to pay it like they're worth it. Yeah, they are.
They'll pay it. But you know what? People thought, whatchamacallit was crazy when he was doing that.
Put Squid Games 2... Right up midnight.
The day before. Right up, no, midnight.
James. James.
Right up, right up. James.
Oh, really? Yeah, Squid Games 2. Anybody watch it? I watched the first...
One and a half episodes. I ended up going to sleep.
I've been stuck on Ultimatum. I do not get it.
I do not not understand you're just re-watching it no I've never seen this season season season of ultimatum what part don't you get why not do this I don't get nothing about this me and my girl already seen season one in season two so we don't even fight no more during it. That's what I told you.
I figured if y'all watch it we don't even fight no more. Now we just laugh and like have chemistry together.
But... She reading your mind? Look at this dumbass.
Dog, her nor I. Like if I was a comedian I would spoof this show.
I think the show act like a spoof? I would spoof this show I'm saying your girl don't be reading your mind me or my partner is not at a level to where I'm gonna watch you I'm gonna go meet all these couples and then the next day watch be single and watch you at the pool with one of these niggas it's not gonna go the way it went with Nick and them. At all.
It's not going to go like, wait, you're going to be talking to some nigga and he's touching all over you while I'm at the bar behind you? But aren't you with a girl? Fam. That has nothing to do with it.
But that's the other thing I don't understand. I'm not even able to do the premise of it.
Me, if I'm alone, I'm not going to be with my girl for however long I'm with her, meet all of these couples, and then go couple off, do a switcheroo, and now I'm all... They moving real fast on that show.
They moving too fast. They found somebody to do a trial marriage and shack up within an hour of being separated from their party.
That show would go very different. Them niggas knew what they was going there for.
I don't care. Some of them niggas went there for the...
Two turn up. Oh, JR.
JR in there just for the whole pass. Him and that white girl pissing me off the whole time.
Now, when me and my girl got aligned in the middle of the night,

two of them couples got the fuck out of this.

In the middle of the night,

y'all,

you had one,

hey,

they put them in the trial house

with a trial marriage

for one night.

Nigga got to texting his girl,

texting her dude,

met up at the Starbucks

at three in the morning,

went back home,

came back at around nine,

packed the bag,

and got the fuck out of this.

Hey, listen, Shannon.

And that would be me and mine.

Hey, listen, Shannon.

That nigga put his hand on your shoulder

one more again.

That happened last season. Yo, I believe.

The one couple last season. And the trial date shit.

Yo, yo, yo. Come here.
Excuse me.

Oh, he got out of there. Excuse me.
Can I talk to her for a second?

And next thing you know, came up on the screen. They left.

One girl get to crying

every time her nigga

and the girl's catching a vibe. She come over there and and start crying He gaslit the shit out of her She went over there, you're holding hands with her already? She's like, he said, who? You can't even say that right now I'm looking at the girl No, it's a mess watch it, dog.
Not me. I've been telling you for the long time.

You wouldn't who him?

The old you.

The old you wouldn't who him?

Old me wouldn't have held hands with my girl at the bar behind me.

I can't.

You can't even play with my girl like that.

Dog, I don't get it.

I would feel uncomfortable even if she didn't wild out.

Yeah.

I would still feel uncomfortable.

I don't know how far you got, but the nigga Nick, it was about three in the morning. Nick is on the door.
Banging on the door. Really? No, you passed me.
Fred Flintstone style. I'm only on episode five.
We just started five. And we got through the first four and a half hour.
We looked up. That shit was, I think episode three is called Ghosted.
That's the one where they got out of there. That's when they left.
Oh, my lord. And they left too.
I'm not playing a game with y'all. Look, so the couples that left, the people that they partnered with in the trial shit is still there.
So now you there, your girl is off with the trial marriage with her nigga, but the person you was with left. They dolo.
You dolo-lo. So you do-lo.
So now what do you do? No-lo. You out? Oh, you're out? No, you ain't out.
You still there? Yo, they just in the house by themselves looking dumb watching their partner fucking be in love over there. I'm shooting at something.
Yeah. Hey, yo, you really don't like Keith, do you? I'm shooting at something.
I'm crazy. And, yo, that show, the dating.
and yo that show when you dating like the dating scene y'all getting so much bullshit off in the dating scene y'all yeah man I got seven siblings I was homeschooled too yo yo I come from a big family too Oh my god You talking about It's fake Wow We got so much in common Then yeah I was homeschooled too Like Y'all bonding out there Over nothing Nah son They bonding over Jack shit In the dating scene Out there So you know the L shit shit? The Lashays are terrorists. The nigga JR that was with the white show? I hate him.
Nick was downstairs directly underneath the shit that they was in. You gotta keep...
Oh, that's why he's crying on the couch. That's why he's crying on the couch.
I saw that in Tuesday. That's why he's crying on the couch.
He heard a nigga busting a whiz? Oh, whiz oh no fetal position cause they would've fucked in hour number one first of all they kissed they kissed ASAP nigga I'm telling they went there on bullshit my girl can't kiss no nigga and I'm right there and he took her there yeah no and nigga J.R. put the motherfucker J.R.
Black he the artist and his girl left he in there just drawing shit now so time out J.R. Black mhm he artist and his girl left.
He in there just drawing shit now. So time out.
J.R. Black.
Mm-hmm. He got some white.
And debatable. He ain't black.
Black. He's one.
Yo, as soon as I'm watching shit my girl said I bet you this nigga is a trainer. He said I'm a professional trainer.
I said yeah. You strike me as one of these bum training ass niggas.
Oh my God.

Check it out.

That's not an ad.

That's not an ad.

I got fish.

It's dog.

Dog.

Dog.

No.

No.

And no.

Lachets are terrorists.

Shoot this whole fucking house up.

All that shit they do over there

is terroristic activity.

Nick and Vanessa Lachet

should be arrested.

I agree.

They sitting there at the table.

That was my favorite part.

They at the long table during the... The choose up? Yeah.
So, how are you all feeling now? I see you had a rough night. I'm like, yeah, to your benefit, bitch.
This is your show. You want as many rough nights as possible.
This is a challenge where you challenge yourself. I'm like, yo, I would smack the shit out of Nick and Vanessa.
You dig deep. What else? What else? What else? Yo, let me ask you a question real quick.
Are they blowing your phone? I'm trying to find out how much you hit for. Dog, I got that shit riding in in an Uber.
Yo, why you ain't tell? I'm like, yo, fam. Leave me alone, please.
Like, it's... Yeah, it is.
Fucking money. I don't like how people act.
See what money does, yo. Money change people.
It's nasty, yo. Money, yo.
No, it just reveals your character. I concur.
That's what we keep saying to you. We keep trying to tell you that.
Yo, you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us oh yeah I was going to save it for Patreon but yeah I brought a booklet we're all going to take it though right and you're not taking the test no I'm administering it but then you can give one of us the booklet and we can administer it no we got other staff have you ever administered before she would be tight as hell if she scored lower than any of us. Word.
She already

probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put it past you.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Okay, uh-uh. I'm going to believe that.

Haven't cracked it. We know.

Like macaroni and cheese.

We know. I would

never. Yo, did anybody

start watching the Jackal?

No. What's up? The day of the Jackal,

right? Dog, this shit is... I didn't start watching it it but everybody and they mothers and my dms like yo that fucked up y'all go over all these shows yo and y'all didn't start watching the jackal it's on peacock oh it's on something it's on peacock i haven't been over to the cock in a while yeah all right i hope you never did i mean you know that's your business you're right i'm not judging you my brother you could the day of the jackal they said this shit is amazing yeah I've heard that I'm on the agency I think that shit is highly overrated but I started watching it because everybody started telling me to it's a little complex I'm on like episode 4 and it it's some spy shit, but it's...

So, don't bother.

How's the acting? Your man is

in it. Michael fucking Fassbender,

I know. Michael fucking Fassbender.

You fast.

No, who's in it?

No, you are fucking bothered.

Wait, does he have someone?

Oh, shit.

I'm asking.

He's married.

The real pretty

black girl from...

Thank you. fuck you oh shit that's shady as shady he's married yes he's married to Alicia Vikander the real pretty black girl from um Jodie Turner yeah how's her acting I don't know who cares she's doing yeah she's she's good we don't care that's good she's stunning yeah um what else what else has gone on out there um I guess before we go any further while y'all figure out whatever we're going to next i want to say uh rest in peace to nene uh beautiful nene on on instagram uh transition passed away a couple days before christmas i my heart aches for these Christmas deaths one but two

I don't know days before Christmas. My heart aches for these Christmas

deaths, one.

Any holiday shit.

But two,

I don't know all the details of it, but if what I'm

hearing is true, I hate you niggas.

Y'all are pieces of shit. She was a mother.

She was a mom

with young kids

with Christmas approaching.

They're selling vapes with fentanyl in it. Really? That's nuts.
That's nuts. Sheesh.
Yo, I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine going to buy a vape like just to vape.
Word. And it's fentanyl.
I don't even understand what the purpose is of that. Yeah, yeah.
Like I don't...... How would you put it in there? This is devious, bro.

But what does that gain for you financially?

I mean,

if I had to answer,

I mean,

my vape is litder

than somebody else's.

I don't think it's worth it.

I hope that they find...

If that story is true,

I 100% hope they find

the person responsible

for selling a vape

with fentanyl and get them to fuck off the streets, man. Yeah, rest in peace.
Rest in peace for sure. Also, I want to say rest in peace to OG Marco.
Oh, yeah, I saw that. It was a rumor going around before, but about an hour ago, the family put out a statement and said that he did.
Damn. So I'll send a rest in peace to him as well.

Rest in peace to anybody we lost during the holidays and hold your head to

anybody out there that may be going through a dark time during this holidays.

Depression is up.

Crime is up.

Everything is up.

That's not lost on any of us.

So yeah,

prayers,

prayers,

prayers.

Thousand percent.

For sure.

How y'all feel about this Jay-Z, Busby shit? That's an interesting turn of development. Yeah.
What happened recently? Because I've heard some more stuff about Busby himself. Like that was the main dude leading the charge against Deshaun.
Oh really? Yes. They said that was the attorney that was on a Deshaun Watson shit.
Old ass Snapple facts. That came out weeks ago.
We haven't potted about it. We said that.
No? I don't think we did. No, we didn't.
That was news to me. No, he's stupid.
That's okay. I'll take that.
I'll wear that. It's fine.
Yeah, but how do we feel about it apparently they went to court the judge said that Jay Z will not expedite the judicial process they allowed for the victim to remain anonymous and apparently had some words for Shapiro, Alex Shapiro, Hoves, and said that all your tricks are not going to work or something to that effect. So small win for Busby at the moment, but long game.
Yeah. I think it's telling that Jay got on an offensive.
Why? Because most times these people don't get on an offensive.

They play the defense.

Now it's like, yo, dog, you trying to slander my name.

Now I'm going to come for your jugular.

I think it's a little different.

Yeah, and I think that's where this win came from,

is that he's pushing very hard to get what he wants immediately.

So from what I heard, again, from what I heard,

Jay was the first person to sue Busby months ago Jay's name was never in that suit the 13 year old shit was via versus Puff so then why they came to him they came to him and tried to say yo we'll include you in the suit we want some spanky and he was like suck my dick and then they said that Jay went and put a suit on Busby. So his 13-year-old shit is a counterclaim or in retaliation to the suit that Jay-Z put forth on him months ago, I heard.
I think we talked about it, but it's a little... No.
I told you that we did, but y'all told me to shut up, so fuck y'all. He did talk about that part.
I mean, we talked about this part here, too. It was, his name wasn't in there.
He was unnamed. Yes.
Like, we went to you, we talked to you. A demand letter.
With demand, we sit down and talk about this. And they told him, Hope told him, fuck out of here.
And for even coming to me with a demand letter, I'm going to sue you. Yes.
Which, from what I've read, a demand letter is is normal gotcha it's a part of any civil you know before we get there the first thing i want to do is let you know hey dog i have something that we can settle this we can settle this do you not even settle do you want to have a conversation about this or not and then how you proceed is will dictate how i proceed Gotcha. So you proceed, oh, my dick all right well now i'm gonna go suck my dick and here go a suit yeah i'm gonna go to the courts um i do think i think this is gonna be a long fight i'm with ho getting on the offensive if i know for a fact i didn't do none of that shit y'all on some bullshit don't put my name in it And I i understand them trying to expedite it like yo dawg i want to clear my name as soon as possible let's go i want to i want this shit because again this is a this could has the potential to affect a lot yeah so i want my name cleared tomorrow nigga my wife and daughter just performed yesterday yeah you know what i'm saying like yo dawg get that shit of here it's and i would i wouldn't spare any expense it's just interesting that this was the um judge's take on everything considering the interview that just happened on nbc you know like where the victim was had all her facts wrong like significant facts so just interesting that this is the direction that the judge took.
Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC is different than having your facts wrong on the court of law. That's one.
And it's still due process. It's still you can't, because you're Jay-Z and you're a billionaire, you still can't jump the line in the court system.
That's what the judge is saying. I'm not in disagreement with that.
I'm not in disagreement with that. I don't see it as a big win for BuzzFeed.
Is everyone pushing it? It's just the judge saying, yo, dog, we're not... We're going through this the right way.
We're playing this out right way. You ain't special, nigga.
You a citizen. And to the part about her facts being wrong, like she said, she had talked to a couple of the members of...
The band was... I think it was Good Charlotte.
And then it came out where it's just the year was wrong and I'm listen let's just say some other shit that was that was I'm just saying some of the things that were pointed wrong because he said it was the 2000 VMAs I think it was like the 2002 VMAs all of that shit would track so like if they got the year wrong we don't know but again let this shit play out for the next season of America yeah word the 2025 version of America is on the way and the trailer is crazy starts in January yeah this shit is better than Game of Thrones thrones starts that teaser right there i don't know how they did it but absolutely fire we shall see speaking of just wild years and shit um skills went back and did a wrap up again he said he wasn't doing yeah he just dropped it today okay i didn't get a chance to listen yet but he just jumped out there early and was like yeah you ready i'm back did a 2024 wrap up bro see what it today. Okay.
I didn't get a chance to listen yet, but he just jumped out there early and was like, yeah, you ready? I'm back. Did a 2024 wrap up.
See what it sound like. Where you at, Murda? Nothing but positivity for skills.
It's big of you, bro. Yeah.
I keep telling y'all, what do I know? I don't know what that means, that head gesture. What do I know? If he decided to start writing, you know.
Then he would find a pen and decide to do that. What would that have to do with me? Smart.
There's only one MC beat me. That's a little B.
Arsenal, right? Arsenal just got his fucking boots on me. You better watch your mouth.
Arsenal just got cooked in a flame broil. Did you see it?

Yeah.

You saw it?

Yeah.

I saw it.

Arsenal,

that's my man

in his big jersey

so I'm going to chill.

There you go.

But,

yeah,

nigga.

Anyway.

Anyway.

Child of skills.

Ish,

why do you keep getting surprised

when I tell you

that I'm trying to be

less of whatever

I am next year?

What is whatever? Can we clarify

what that is?

Obnoxious. An asshole.

A dick. Abrasive.

Piece of shit.

Yeah, I mean.

I mean,

I don't know.

Yeah, I guess.

I'm going to shoot you some bells. I want to be

less of that. Because I just saw you and piece it up with that.
shoot you some bells. I want to be less of that.

Because I just saw you went and pieced it up with Vlad.

Did you?

Oh, yeah.

I did see that tweet or Instagram post or something.

It was so goofy.

So I'm going to shoot you some bells.

Maybe you are trying to be different because you went out there and you pieced it up.

Said you walked down three flights just to come shake his hand.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

See, I didn't know all that.

That was the extended tweet.

That was the tweet. The deleted tweets came back, oh shit you know what i mean um yo again again again i've sat here and said suck my dick to a lot of people man a lot of people going on 45 i just don't have it i don't have it i said i many parts ago, I ain't got no beef with Vlad no more.
We did our beef. We did our beef.
Am I going to go and sit on his platform and do the, I'm not doing any of that, but do I have a beef with Vlad? No. Do I respect what he's built? Yes.
Did I go through the time of Vlad suck my dick when I see you was up? Yes.

Today, no, it's not about that. You're laying down the gauntlet.

I'm in Bergdorf shopping for you fucking bums, pieces of shit.

And I'm mad about it, too, because I don't do Christmas shopping.

So I ain't even out at the time where I would see all of these people.

Oh, your gift pissed me right.

Anytime you walk in there, Louis, it's about 90 minutes. You're going to sit there.
I was in the one in American Dream and spent about two hours in there. Yeah, man.
Nah, I hate that Christmas shopping shit. Hey, hey, whoever I didn't get a gift for, I went to the bank, got a couple dollars.
There you go. You got cash, nigga.
got cash nigga get out of here that's a good

gift i'm in birdorf vlad is in there with his wife or relative or i don't know but but a woman and i see him and i'm not sure it's him because i ain't seen him up close in a while he got this new rich white boy look going on with the beard and flurry hair rich white boy hair transplant Yeah, but them niggas, he went and did some shit.

So I'm like, I'm looking like he's a judge. With the beard and flurry hair.
Rich white boy. Hair transplant.
Yeah, but them niggas, he went and did some shit.

So I'm like, I'm looking like.

He said, Joe.

I said, Vlad.

We shook hands.

You hugged him?

No.

And he asked it out.

All right, give me a go.

I'm asking you.

I'm asking you.

If it was one of y'all, I would do it.

I know.

I'm asking you.

You know what it really was?

What? Because he was working out and shit. He's like, damn, you know what? Do I really want that issue right now? Let me just go in.
In Bergdorf? In Bergdorf, yeah. Oh, you got slid in Bergdorf? Woo.
That ain't Starlet's. Not at all.
Yeah. You can't get slid in Bergdorf.
Yeah, the big niggas ain't going to come save you. Big niggas? Wait.
I don't want to step

on a joke.

I don't.

You know what I mean?

That's what you think

happened?

In my last draft,

you think the big niggas

saved me?

I don't believe him,

though.

I told him they was lying.

I told him.

Not my man.

You got it, man.

Not my man.

I told him,

not you.

In 2025,

I don't want no beef

with you.

I don't want beef with you. Me either.
I don't want no smoke. You put me in a vlag.
Yo, I'm over there. Logic.
Who else? Anybody that I don't. Joe Button has no beef list.
Some of you niggas out there just pretending to have beef with me because it's valuable to you. And I let you cook.
I still pop out and say yo who the fuck are you i don't have no beef with none of y'all and y'all don't wouldn't want that is yo i'm relentless man it'll be up for the next 10 years but at 45 i'm trying to do things differently it was good it was good to see vlad have a conversation with him happy for him i'm happy for anybody out there that figured out a way to win it in this cockamamie mess.

Anybody that figured out a way, congratulations.

They deserve it.

Push your heart out, man.

Okay.

Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man.

I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice to remain the same nah I gotta see what the next version of Joe look like okay have y'all do y'all put any stock into that what the next version of yourselves looks like all the time absolutely All the time.

Is that all you guys got?

Absolutely?

Yeah, I mean.

Is anybody going to expound?

Oh, you know me.

What would somebody see? Venturing out into the bigger building shit.

Like in our hood.

Niggas is throwing up shit crazy.

So that's where I'm headed.

Downtown right here.

We'll be right back. building shit.
Like, in our hood, niggas is throwing up niggas is throwing up shit crazy. So, that's where I'm headed.
Downtown, I heard. Wait, is that what you meant though? Political shit.
All up. Joe.
Nigga, that bill. A nigga texting Roz every night.
A nigga texting Roz every night trying to get something taken. Yo, he wanna come up here bad too.
He do it. He do it He do it No bullshit Bad Them niggas on my line

Yo, what?

Yo, yo, come on

Yo, we can do this

We can do that

Bro, it's not me, bro

They don't understand that

They on my line

You know he running

for governor

They on my line

Shout out to Roz, man

Shout out to Roz

I'm not mad

I'm not mad at it

How could you be?

Get your shit off out there

Ice, mail, parks

But wait, is that what you meant?

Did you mean,

or did you mean personal development?

I think they tie in,

but,

mail's right.

Meh.

You don't think so?

Well, I mean,

you always talking about getting money

and getting rich

and doing more and shit like that.

No, I'm just saying,

but if you get more money.

Is that they just talking about it?

No, I'm not talking.

No, no, no.

I don't think that has anything to do

with a different version of yourself

I love you. doing more and shit like that.
No, I'm just saying, but if you get more money... Is that they just talking about it? No, I'm not talking.
No money? No, no, no. I don't think that has anything to do with a different version of yourself has to do with personal development, growth, accountability, shit like that.
That's what I'm referring to. And I was asking if they tie it up.
Yeah, that's what I meant. No, but I think they tie in.
I think that when you get the more money, the money opens you up to more freedom. Well, no, he's going to get back to the money.
No, no. I'm saying I just think that they, you know.
Personally, about your character. To start procrastinating less.
Ish. Detrimental.
Start procrastinating less. Ish.
No. I want to even start.
I want to. You're going to get the video from last year.
You know, we don't win. Never say that again to us.
We're your friends here. Give me another one.
Give me another one. All right, that's dope.
You're going to start. That's good for you.
It ain't. You're going to finish school.
I doubt it. What would somebody see to each of you? What would someone see? I got this multimatum too.
What would someone see that about you that you couldn't see because it's in your blind spots? What is in your blind spot that is enabling you from seeing something that exists within you guys.

I'm told that I have, I lack patience and I thought I was extraordinarily patient, but I got told that I'm not.

Okay.

I got told I have very significant road rage and I can be negative sometimes.

And all of this was just a

shock to me i'm sorry that you went through that but now i have things to work on there you go different version of myself in 2025 okay hey i'm leading by example who's leading you who's leading you by the example.

For me, it would be

being a better communicator

just all the way across the board

I know it

I've had it pointed out

and certain people

that are very important to me

have been pointing out certain things

I'm like okay now I see it from a different lens

I need to communicate certain things a little bit better

and it's holding me back

actually

Thank you. to me have been pointing out certain things.
I'm like, okay, now I see it from a different lens. I need to communicate certain things a little bit better.

It's holding me back, actually.

In what way? A lot of ways.

Honestly.

I had a great joke. Get it off.

We up here to joke. I'm good.

I'm going to keep it. Now, you ain't going to make it because you be crying.

Oh, shit.

You ain't going to make it because you be acting like a bitch.

This is the time to get the joke off, not when I'm not here. I'm good.
Oh. That's a little cool.
Yeah, but I call Cap on that. True, true.
When you're not here, you come back on the diet. Yo, yo, so what you said two days ago? That's why you said why I'm here, man.
You good, you good. Ah, boo.

Come on, come on.

Let's go.

It's the last part before the new year.

All right, let's go.

Give me something about it.

Coochie making nigga start self-reflecting.

There you go.

There you go. Yo, nigga, none of this said, yo, communicate.

Okay.

All right, got to talk more.

I got it.

All right.

I got you. Damn.
I'm going to gonna work on Time management Spread myself too thin Too often I need to figure that out Pause If applicable I ain't gonna hold you Y'all niggas in parks Are Perfect Like Y'all niggas Y'all I gotta just communicate more And things go I ain't not true I think I'm a pretty decent guy Y'all I was told I don't have the patience Like Y'all, I got to just communicate more than things are going. I think I'm a pretty decent guy.
Y'all, that was told I don't have the patience. Y'all naming shit that don't necessarily have to be unique to you.
Well, you asked us. I know.
I was looking for something unique to y'all pieces of shit ass. That is very unique.
Apply all around the board. But that don't necessarily apply all around the board.
I'm a wild boy. Not everybody out there is a wild boy.
Pause. For 2025, I, specifically, speaking to something unique about me, will try to be less of a wild boy.
Okay. I need more patience too.
No, but I am a bad communicator. That is the season of bad drivers out there.
Now's the time to get some patience. Oh, God.
Now's the time to get some patience. These niggas drive like, they are a mess out here.
It's bad. They're fucked up.
And you keep yelling at somebody, they're going to jump out and catch your little ass at the light. You better leave these motherfuckers alone.
People be going through some shit. That's true.
I don't fuck with road rage, dog. I promise you.
I don't fuck with that. I'd be wanting to, but...
I'd be wanting it. Yo, if it ain't, especially if it ain't coming there harming me, you got it, big bro.
A little bit of fingers. I ain't even doing that.
I don't want, no, no, no. Okay, I have put all of that in my rear view mirror.
Okay, the times where I swerve my car in front of yours so you can't get out and get out of my car. What? You jumped out the car? Yes.
Yeah, you're 5'2". That's not billboard.
We didn't put you on a billboard. It was a long time ago.
What? Those days are over. How can we put on a billboard? Those days are over.
I swear. See? Look, I'm working.
I'm working on the patience. Working on the billboard.
You jumped out on the right one. That's's what happened Anything you guys Want to get accomplished Next year That you didn't This year Are there new goals Huh Am I being corny And cliche No, no, no I don't want to say mine Because y'all gonna start laughing We're not gonna laugh at you Even if I do I will want you to succeed in it.
Yeah, you're going to procrastinate less, right?

No, I'm going to lose weight.

All right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I'm going to laugh at you.

This segment is absolutely over.

Actually, you ain't never going to beat the allegations.

They say on every clip that come out, you just stuff in your face.

Now Poe doing it on purpose.

No dogs.

I ain't going to hold you.

I went and looked.

I know.

Even before he started zooming in on you. That little sandwich you had, that was some tilapia with some motherfucking cheddar, mozzarella Swiss.
You know what's crazy? Now everybody in here get one in the morning. Marinara sauce, whatever that sandwich was.
I ain't care what they was talking about. I was like, nah, I'm eating that.
It got a little close up on it. I was like, oh, shit.
I want some of that.

Pause.

That shit sound kind of good right now, too.

I'm not going to lie.

A tilapia with marinara?

No, no.

I know what you mean.

Nah, that shit sound good.

Yeah, that shit is the truth.

What else?

What else?

What else?

I want to send thoughts and prayers out to Kodak Black, who looks like shit, and y'all don't care.

But I've been saying that for over a year. Hey, if y'all want to let him go to a ravens game like that so be it if y'all want to keep putting a camera on some are greats while they're not in the best of shape so be it you did it to delante west whom i think you won't do it to kodak black kodak black i love you i want better for you and you don't have to live that way.
He looks like absolute shit. He does.
He do. Sad.
And I feel like I say that probably bi-monthly. So Kodak Black, I love you.
Somebody out there, I wish you would go feed Ice Spice. A lunchbox, a care package, a sandwich, Subway, anything.
Maybe she likes being this size right now. Maybe she does.
Maybe she does. Don't need your button until you need to eat to live on earth.
You're telling me about what people like about themselves. Got it.
All right, Spice, we love you. Just go ahead.
Bodega. Chopped cheese.

No, the ish them.

Anything.

French fries.

Anything.

Yeah, come.

No, please.

You have to eat to survive on this planet.

Hate to be the one to break.

She might be eating healthy now.

Sure.

And exercising.

Been eating bullshit.

That's what she said in the song.

Say I'm skinny.

Say I lost weight.

I'm eating my oats.

She eating oats.

Oat.

Oats. Oats.
Got it. Ice Spice, we love it, bro.
Yo, stupid me. I just want people to live.
I just want people to live a nice long life. Health is wealth in 2025.
Come on. Got to do it.
Wait, so you tell us any of your goals or shit to you? Yeah, yeah, nigga. I started with mine.
What was your personal goal? Well, I started with I want to be more mature less obnoxious less abrasive i will uh less opinionated i want to be less of all the things i give out there i do okay uh in terms of goals yeah uh i want to get us to fuck out of here at some point it's I mean it now. I love it.
I love it. But yeah, I'm looking around.
I'm looking around. Yo, y'all can stop the think pieces.
Yeah, yo, that shit is acting. They're not.
Yeah. They're not going to stop.
This is actually going to make them think piece more. True.
Just so you know. Wait, what's the think pieces about? Everything.
Bro, why we're here. I feel like you were transparent about it.
Not enough. like that no not enough they made their own yeah duct tape up and what I'm going through personally is totally separate from why we not over there the long and short of that is the bylaws of the town because now the town is involved says that you cannot film anything in any of those buildings that's the long and short of it now you could choose to fight that and go to court and spend the money but somebody over there got the town involved and that's what it is for me i didn't want none of my people to continue to be surveilled and scrutinized and treated that was a certain way yeah i never want that so we'll truck it on back over here to queens for a few and then we'll get to it i'm already on i'm zillowed out i got every real estate agent in new jersey on the case good when i tell you that there are some beautiful things out there.
I'm already on. I'm Zillow'd out.
I got every real estate agent in New Jersey on the case.

When I tell you that there are some beautiful

things out there.

I didn't know because I don't be opening

Zillow. Zillow, that's like

I got an addiction.

Zillow's on Instagram for me. I'll be on that shit.

That shit is great.

Dog, yeah, but why don't I have

$23 million for that

loft right there? Yo, for $ 22 million in New York? Celebrate. I'm trying.
I'm trying, boy. I seen some shit the other day.
The nigga walked in on this floor. You look up, it had two levels of spirals.
You look down, it had three. I was like, this shit was in the middle of New York.
Because me and Ice was driving the other day. We was coming from Albany.
And he's like, no, I need a backyard. I'm like, no, Ice.
They got some backyards in New York. These niggas had greenery on like this rooftop shit.
I was like. Them bitches were back.
You buy that house. Everything is coming to that house.
There are some really, really, really beautiful listings out there. I don't know

if we're going warehouse,

abandoned firehouse, home,

building. Corey,

me and you are going to square up

when we leave here.

This is my man.

Corey is always

in the depths of it

with me. Always.

We find a way. Niggas can't fuck with us.
I guess he's still in find-a-way mode. I mean, not so much.
Ain't got to live like this no more. Put your magnifying glass away, dog.
Wherever we came from, where we going is going to be just as comfortable and beautiful.

Corey's sending me, he's sending me the damn church in Weak Wake.

Talking about we get a tax exemption if we pray.

Hey, hey, hey now.

And they know, hey now, my ass, we are not going to film this podcast in a church in Weak Wake.

And then I'm stupid ass.

That's my man.

So I listen to him.

I scroll to picture number three.

It's the kitchen of the church.

You don't see me looking at you like.

I'm a woman, Chelsea.

No.

I want to see.

I'm good, dog.

I want to see.

So anyway.

So that's what we do.

It's a fixer upper.

Fam.

I'm getting out of here.

Hey. You and Ian Corey, y'all talk a fixer-upper.
Fam. I'm getting out of here.
Hey, you and Ian Corey,

y'all talk this fixer-upper shit all you want.

I got a few months over here

before I better see my skyline in the sky.

Some blue water.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, nah.

But yeah, y'all could,

I see the thing pieces.

They are hilarious,

but that is the long and short of it. You're not allowed to record.
Be grateful that we got it off as long as we got it off. Damn.
And that's that, man. Hold up.
Let me see what Corey's stupid ass email. The kitchen in the church.
Oh, man. That's hilarious there.
Look, look at this. Look, look at this.
Look at this. Luther this look at this hell dog right here take that and just scroll anywho so yeah that's what's going on so yeah some of my goals include getting us out of here for the new year making sure everybody is just as comfortable as we have been and as we were and my home is yours to everyone in the appreciate that, Parks.
I don't want to sound like I'm not grateful because I super appreciate that. Corey, in what world? I would like to have my studio back at some point, but other than that, it's been fun.
Would you be in the desk with me too, man? You do. In what world? Would we go to this church and do a podcast? Corey, what the fuck? Huh? You get tax exemptions.
I get that. Him? But they probably have fancier churches that you can get.
It's a tax exemption regardless. Dog, we are going to Alpine, New Jersey.
Crustkill. They lucky.
Demorous. They lucky.
I'm looking in this little, my little cash bracket. If I had an extra four, five, shit, Inglewood.
They got a nice little $9 million house. I said, no, we're not going to do that.
We're not going to do that. No, I would need a lot more days out of you guys.
I'd say quarters of my shit. Two days wouldn't get it done for what I'm trying to get.
But we'll see. Listen, shout out to the first and last time

listeners. Shout out to the day one.
Shout out to the

people that won't be here tomorrow. We appreciate every

last bit of it, man.

But yeah, I anticipate 2025 being a really

really good year. You're sorry for this trip, man?

Costa Rica.

Yes. Yeah, I am

actually. I am.
What part?

Packed my bag. I don't know.

Wherever the jet land.

Where the jet land. We going over there.
What the fuck you talking about? Out of America. We're apart.
You always want to get into your well-traveled bag with me. I don't give a fuck about that.
Anywhere. Anything of the sort.
Anywhere that's not Jersey. Land with a palm tree, nigga, somewhere.
Yeah, I'm out of here. Palm tree.
Yeah, whatever's over there, I'm out.

Costa Rica, few days.

Finally doing a group trip with, like, your friends.

Yeah.

Your friends, people you fuck with, their significant others, their wives.

So I look forward to that.

That's going to be real nice. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

That's going to be real nice.

Y'all got any New Year's plans?

Yeah, I'll be with you somewhere.

I'm talking about the rest of the-

At the Four Seasons of Costa Rica,

and I get a private party

that I've been fighting for two weeks

for to make sure we had a section.

You're an idiot.

Wait, what do we-

I think I might go down south.

I got to bring some dress-up clothes in, I guess.

Whoa.

Might have hit that bird off.

No, I'll get that gel.

Make sure that Superman curls.

Just get some linen.

Just get some white linen.

I guess.

White?

She's so nice. I want y'all another country here.
I get some white linen. I guess.
White? She's from 90s. I want y'all another country.
I get it. Cream.
Eggshell. What did you say? You're going to Virginia or some shit? Yeah.
All right. Visit my mother.
That don't help it. That don't.
I don't even know what that means. That didn't ease the pain.
Virginia ain't a spot. No.
It's cool. If your mom is dead.
It's cool. I'm going to visit my mom.
Why? Why are you doing that on New Year's Eve? She be lit. Yeah.
She be lit. Oh, my God.
All right, Breeze, what you doing? No, we probably hit the city or something somewhere. We're going to be local.
All right, so nothing. We just got the kids.
All right. We got two nights free.
That's it. Can't really.
That's good. Yeah.
So nothing. We ain't going to Costa Rica.
I know Big Mel Ford's going somewhere. Nigga, Big Mel Ford.
You see the braids? Oh, yeah. Beach is coming.
I don't know what that means. Yeah.
Beach is coming. And you got to get your get back now.
If you think you don't have to get.

If you think she don't know that.

Wait to take a picture.

You think she don't know that.

She better go do something and put it on the story.

That nigga playing around.

Don't do that.

Yo, nigga.

At Christmas time too?

I get back.

You seen the caption too?

Oh my God.

That shit to make your soul burn slow. No, not really.
But yeah, I'm going to Cancun. Okay.
Yo, why me? Why you gotta look at me? I saw the look on your face and you were hiding your face. What do you want to say? You just have to shoot over here.
What do you want to say? I don't know nothing, Big Mel. Cancun is beautiful.
It is. Oh.
Oh. Damn, son.
You going with what's the name? What's your vixen friend name? Natasha. Natasha.
No, I'm not going with Natasha. Okay, so I'll do Natasha.
But if you were, it wouldn't be done. Did anybody?

Go on, show him.

No, she got to show him now.

Shine light on him.

Shine light on him.

She got to show him now.

You got to show him.

You got to take a tail feather out there. Sometimes you got to pop out and show niggas.

Yeah, nah, dead ass.

You know what I mean?

Especially niggas is loving their girls.

Fuck wrong with these niggas.

Fuck wrong with you.

Ever love your girl after.

In horrible news,

the woman that was burnt

burnt on the train.

They caught the guy.

He wasn't hard to catch.

He wasn't running.

What the fuck are we talking about?

Didn't happen the right way. Insane is insane that nobody did help to put a fire on nothing.
I told y'all a story before when a dude fell on the train tracks and he was trying to get off the train tracks. Motherfuckers pulled their phone out instead of going over.
The train was coming. Instead of motherfuckers going over there trying to help them pull them up, they pulled their phones out.
All right, I get that one. I don't.
Y'all know what I'm saying. I understand.
That's crazy. I understand you being like, I'm with you.
Or the one that fell in the train tracks. Somebody on fire.
You're a piece of shit. Take your coat off, my nigga.
Take your coat off and try to beat the fire. What are we talking about? That sounds real easy to say while you're not on fire.

No, no.

We're saying for someone else to take their coat off.

No, so wait.

I'm taking my coat off and go run

and wrap around them while they're on fire.

Yes.

Okay. Something.

See, that's why podcasters don't really need

mics. Because we sit

down here with all our good thinking asses. And I watched that video and was like, what the fuck? Yo, could you imagine looking to your left or your right and seeing somebody on fire on the train? I didn't think it was real.
I've been telling y'all for years, stop taking them trains. Well, I mean, how? You can't tell niggas stop taking the train, bro.
I can if you ever took the train. Some people can't help.
They gotta take the train. If you have taken the train, then you can walk there.
What, nigga? Listen, you talking and I was in New York for the blackout, nigga. Yo, just go from Long Island to Manhattan.
Why don't you? Go ahead. Yo, people just to get home was in vans walking from Wall Street to 191st Street.

That was a people emergency.

They're not doing that shit every day.

If you've been on the train before, then every day is an emergency.

Joe, so if you live in like Merrick, Long Island, and you got to come into Manhattan,

you going to walk?

Got to leave early.

Got to leave early.

Like 3.30.

Like three days early?

Like 3.30 in the morning. What's my man named? Ian Mann that walked from New York to California.
Forrest Gump, nigga. What you talking about? What the fuck is wrong? He walked from New York to California.
Oh, Dan. What's his name? The singer dude.
Yeah, whatever. Posner.
Posner. Mike Posner.
Posner. Mike Posner or Posner.
How many months it took? I forgot how long it was. It took him a while.
Papa Rossi following Rossi following me around Get out of here nigga I'm tired as hell Bring me a walk I thought that that video was fake as well Because of the cop that was casually strolling by I thought it was fake because of the person that was on fire Just standing there Anytime I've seen Fire burn I expected to see some jumping. Jumping make it worse.
Running makes it worse. When I saw the video, they were just standing there.
Stop, drop, and roll. Stop, drop, and roll DMX.
It's in my brain. That's in your brain from when you were a kid, but everybody didn't necessarily go to those clubs.
My brain would have to get past the shock of being on fire. And that's why.
That's why. This is one of the crimes.
I am waiting for the 30 for 30 on it. No, I need to watch this.
I need. Because they not giving me the answers to the questions that I have.
Like. What was I doing when somebody burnt tried to burn me on fire? Word.
How did I get lit my entire body on fire? I don't know. Depends on what kind of clothes you got got on like if you got on some polyester or some shit and what they use as an accelerate they could have just all right no i'm just saying that shit could go my nigga yo yes you can't all right so don't take the train and don't wear polyester polyester is gonna get y'all burnt up rest in peace to the lady that the lady that lost her life in this crazy ass crazy this world is nuts i keep telling y'all crime is up i should getting crazy crime is up i'm gonna fuck the bank up y'all send me another text about buying gum yes that's me buying gum oh yeah that's annoying yeah it is hey two two step authentication.
Not for gum, fam. Now I got to wait for the text for the gum.
To leave the store. Yeah.
Yes, that's me. Yeah.
I want to know. I'm not mad at it.
No, I ain't mad. These niggas out here wiling.
Yeah, no, I got got before, so I'm not mad at that. They are wiling.
I got got buying gum, actually. I was buying gum.
They must have scanned my shit or whatever. Oh, they had the little skimmer on it.
Yeah, whatever. 10 minutes later, Target, all types of iPads and shit going up.
I'm like. You know they got the fake shit on the scanners in the bodegas.
What's that? It's the plastic shit that look just like the skimmer. It's the A skimmer.
Oh, and 7-Eleven. Yeah, and gas stations at the pump.
Don't use it. Tap.
Tap, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that shit y'all saying is cool until you're on the phone with the bank and they say, all right, hold on.
We're going to pass you through to the automated system to see if you pass the identity test. They pass me right through.
You forgot your pen? Which one of these companies are related to you? I give them the right answer. Bomb.
Don't nobody know it but me. I'm killing this shit.
Here come the next one. Which one of these schools did you go to? That one.
Bergen. Bergen.
Bergen school. E, none of the above.
Hey, Daisy, this ain't that bullshit live stream you was on. You come over here with that shit.

Stupid ass automated test

gonna say,

you have failed.

You forgot your answer, nigga?

No, that was the right answer.

I told you it wasn't

such thing as the Bergen School.

We don't know

the fucking right answers.

I told you it wasn't

no Bergen School, my nigga.

No.

I told you that, man. Fucking Bergen school.
Oh, man. Nah, that shit is annoying, bro.
You were transferred. No.
Who? What? You're right. Why you take everything as an insult? What's wrong with transferring from the school because you're having a hard time? What hard time? With the other...

You said you was 4'5 or some shit.

I was. Early.

Yeah.

I had Napoleon.

But yo, anyway.

That shit happened to me with Coinbase.

Keeping it a buck.

Look.

Shit popping out here.

Bitcoin going crazy.

XRP going crazy. I'm trying to get them niggas some more money.
A skirt. I couldn't add no money.
I couldn't pull no money. I couldn't make no trades.
I couldn't do nothing. For like three or four weeks, my nigga.
Why you didn't hit me? For what? You know Coinbase people? No, nigga. I didn't get you something.
I ain't gonna let Coinbase

fuck you. You know Coinbase people? No, nigga.
I done gave you something.

I ain't going to let Coinbase freeze you out of this shit. You crazy?

Nigga so stupid.

I'll hold a couple of Bitcoin for you, bro.

Yeah, man.

Take it to Satoshi or whatever it's called.

Nakatoshi.

Yeah, here goes Satoshi, man.

But no, dog.

That shit was kind of scary because, yo, they get around to you when they get around. I was calling niggas for three or four weeks.
I came here talking to Erickson. Yo, dog, you just be fucked.
So imagine what happens when all the live people now about to be not working for the banks no more. You got to go through everything automated.
That shit is so annoying. Yeah, I think there's any truth to the rumblings of by the year 2030 we'll be already in for their work weeks.
I can see that. Absolutely.
This is 25. Maybe.
Yeah. I can see that.
Because what's happening is a lot of people never went back to work after COVID. A lot of people still hybrid.
Oh, yeah. A lot of people are hybrid.
But a lot of companies are demanding their workforce come back. Which I get to a point, but.
Very few. Yeah.
Four days. Most jobs you can do in four days a week.
True. As someone who's worked regular jobs, like, you don't need to hear this.
You don't. You said ask the one? No, I said as someone who has.
So what does that mean? No, we got some workers in here. I was about to get offended.
You ain't one of a joke.

I wasn't on the list.

What are you talking about?

I have a regular job.

Y'all paying me back.

Y'all paying me back.

The people I love most.

The people I love most

paying me the worst.

What's the way we've been

in the city in Sears

for a week and a half?

What the fuck you did?

Taco Bell for that term.

What you did?

I'm going to circuit your city.

Wasn't it one of them? The post office. What you did? How old was you? 17.
Post office was a good gig. I don't know what the fuck you doing.
Fuck rap. It was seasonal.
Christmas time. Good job.
17. I forgot the name of it Sorter whatever the word was

I had that

Sears

how long?

in Sears?

nigga you ever been to Sears?

I got the fuck out of here

you didn't answer them

it wasn't about to be

it was a short stay

it was a short stay

at Sears

The Wiz

Thank you. It wasn't about to be.
It was a short stay. A little in and out.
It was a short stay at Sears.

The Wiz.

How long?

Mad long.

What's mad, Joe?

I was at the Wiz for years.

Up until I got stabbed.

I got stabbed at 20.

I was there for about three years.

Oh.

Okay.

So you worked the Wiz, the post office, and Sears at 17?

No, not at 17.

The post office was seasonal.

I did the Wiz.

Your math.

No, which is right by now. I'm not doing 730.

You know you bought the Wizz.

The Wiz is right there by Newport.

Yeah.

And when I got stabbed and couldn't work there anymore, I was, the Sears there by Newport. And when I got stabbed

and couldn't work there anymore,

I was,

the Sears was in Newport.

Oh, you worked Sears after?

Sears after the Wiz.

The Wiz.

Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Yeah, no, I couldn't work

at the Wiz no more.

Put them out of business.

Big Joe.

Right out the side.

Those Sears had electronics too, huh?

They should have known

not to put me back there

with the Compaqs.

The Compaqs and the Pro Scans, boy. Pro Scans? Your nigga, what? I could get you the Pro Scans for the low.
I don't remember what Pro Scans was. Pro Scans was the RCA fancy TV.
It was the best TV, bro. At the time.
Yes. This was before good TV.
Right, right, right. The Pro Scans.
Pro's 21 that's what we say I mean I'm a yeah but that's when the work really started none of y'all got a fucking national hit at 21. That's what we say.
Yeah, but that's when the work really started. None of y'all got a fucking national hit at 21.
Do you have a slap that still come on in the garden when you did? You got one? I don't. Did they play Pump It Up? Of course.
Of course they did. They play Pump It Up now.
Did the crowd give you yours?

No, no, no.

I don't go to the garden on celebrity time.

I go there as a normal patron.

But you're a celebrity.

And I would think that if Pump It Up came off,

people would be like, oh, Joe.

Wait a minute.

What role you was in?

You took the word out of my mouth, yo.

I was behind the bench.

Behind the second role.

You didn't see the picture in the group chat? Jason Hart do like this. Josh Hart.
Josh, I mean. Shout out to Josh Hart.
Yeah. Shout him out.
No, he's fine. He dope.
No, he's fine. I like him on the Lakers.
That nigga right over there to the Lakers. That nigga play hard.
Yeah, no, that was a good Christmas game. It was good to get up and go to the game.
That's dope. It was.
That's fly shit. That's super fly shit.
That's super fly shit. Santana, do you want to wake up with your baby? No.
I'm going. Can we go to the Knicks game together or not? Hayden.
Talking about we going out of town. I'm like, all right, let me get a little FaceTime note My baby had the age where you could see when he mad, too.

Yep.

Get on the FaceTime.

No, they caught.

Your baby just got a shiny face and a grill.

Dang, you motherfucker.

You're just going to let her go.

Yeah.

I was like, oh, my baby.

I ain't such a good dad, yo.

Next year.

Next year. Next year.
I ain't going to let her do that. You going to put your foot down? You going to put your foot down? Yeah, no.
Next year. I don't play nothing.
How are you feeling bad? I don't be wanting to fight, man. What time? Skirt.
She talking about something. She trying to go.
She said, what you want to do? I said, no. What you want? This whole day is mine.

Motherfuck, anyway.

Or not.

Oh, I love her, man.

I love her.

What else?

What else?

What else?

What else?

What else?

While they think about what else, I want to tell y'all on Instagram, you ladies out there,

if your IG name is body by such and such, guess what the one thing you got to have is?

A body.

A body. Body.
I, this is making me fucking sick. They're making me miserable out here.
Body by such and such. I go click on this shit and this fucking Twig Newton.
All right. I feel like the Instagram names that start with body by are usually like...
Workout chicks. Workout chicks.
They're fitness influencers or they're trainers the workout chicks had a hard time with Christmas and all this shit y'all had to get dressed a few of y'all popped up on my shit with clothes on didn't recognize them did you? no no no you know what you do? you look down go to my AI bitch oh no no no you look down motherfucker don't got them Air Maxes on no more. They got to put some real shoes on.
You be like, I see. I get it.
Yeah, I'm not playing with you. I got you.
I'm not playing with you. I got you, mama.
You brought the clogs back? I got you. Go get them spare decks back, girl.
I got you, fam. Go get that Lululemon, man.
Go on and get right. Go on and get right.
Joey Badass whooped some ass. Yeah, he did.
Joey Badass whooped some ass in some store in Brooklyn. Sneaker store looked like it was something.
I don't know if I ought to slip that uppercut. He threw that shit from a weird angle.
And that shit connected, too. He threw two of them.
That shit was like some other shit. I said, oh, Joey.
Joey's throwing them things. No, he fixed the situation.
Yeah, he did. He fixed it fast.
Real quick. And it looked like he was really trying to be diplomatic.
Yeah, it did. Like, I got too much to lose, my nigga.
I don't want no problems. Yeah, yeah, no, shoot.
Shout out to Joey Badass, man. Sure.
He was never a nigga I looked at like he didn't have no hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, he can't fool me with all that TV rebrand and shit he doing. And when you see him out, he the nicest nigga.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Every time I see him, he come up to me, speak first, all that shit. Like, that's fly.
So, it looked like he was like, yo, bruh, I don't want no problems, my nigga. You are a pauper.
I'm worth a couple M's. I don't want no problems my nigga you are a pauper i'm worth a couple m's i don't want no beef you won't be suing me motherfucking uh homeboy coming back out next season what's his name who on the show oh oh shit i can't remember his name yeah forgot the nigga unique unique unique coming back i don't want no beef with you Roscoe Fuck away from me Yeah Fuck away from me dog Sometimes that's what niggas want Shout out to him But Christmas is just another time That I wouldn't Want to have to get in A scuffle in the street Yeah of course I mean I'm glad he won Ain't no time I want Bro Don't nobody want to be Fighting nobody period No No that's not true The niggas out here Who ain't got shit to lose.
I was about to say, especially as a celebrity, that's what they want. Fuck you sitting in Central Bookings on Christmas time? Oh, good.
Yo, I do not know what is going on with Ray J and Princess Love. And I know Ray J, so I'm not going to speculate about nothing that's going on.

But if they happen to put out screenshots of what's going on, I will read it.

And I did.

And he had the Zoom.

Not at all.

Not at all.

Biggest could be.

Biggest could be.

I don't have a take on this.

I just want to say, yo, Ray J is my son, yo.

Why are you out here getting off?

I look at you and you look like a nigga that's getting off some of my old school moves, man.

Look at this.

This is a Joe Budden move to the depth.

I still got your pussy juice on me. I kept it on.
Haven't took a shower yet. Nigga, you think you mean? Ray J, when you come to New York, come up here so I can ask you if you think you mean.
Nigga, that was one of the best lines. That was a good line.
Yeah, that sounds like some music. That sounds like some you shit You never used that before? Well he be showering See I don't I was already not gonna shower Anyway And now I got that little That little wimp That you can smell when she gone That shit is fire y'all i know they gonna call me nasty no no listen they're gonna say niggas is disgusting yeah i'm with you we with you well except i shower but i mean i use the line the line has worked yeah safari y'all sex smell combined give you that little ump on your pubics i'm keeping it right there and.
And texting her. She's going to feel good about that text, dude.
No. Yup.
That's why it worked. She's going to feel good about it.
Your scent is in my bed. No, your scent is on me, man.
It's on my shit. It ain't on my bed.
It's an old new chick in my bed. She don't want that.
But your scent is still on me. And I'm going to keep it there for days, man.
So what you going to do? Make gumbo? With the new bitches in your bed? You going to mix it up? No, no, no Keep it a buck Yes 1,000 No doubt No mistake Thank you sir Thank you for the honesty. Because I ain't one of them dudes that when the chick come over and we talking about a long, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago.
Different Joseph. I was never the guy that I wanted, no, that's a lie too.
But for the new girl, for the girl I'm not all the way comfortable with, I didn't want to shower while she was there in the crib. Unless I'm pulling the shower move.

I was about to say, your shower move was your thing.

But if I'm not pulling the shower move, I'm talking about showering just to get clean.

No, no.

What's the shower move?

Shower move works.

Shower move ain't bad.

I got that from you.

Look, look, look.

Shower move is from you.

I got that from you.

It worked, right?

It's good efficiency.

It's good.

I use that at the pool. The shower move, what you going to say? Nigga.
Like as a reason for her to go? No. Okay.
Tell her your shower move. I don't want to.
Yeah. Y'all don't tell her.
I don't want to tell her. It's your move.
You know what I mean? I don't want to tell her. Why? Because nigga might use it on her? Because you get on a live stream, try to get an ad from some shower.
From some shower company. Irish Spring.
What's the one we start with? A K. Kohler.
Kohler. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, man. The shower move where the young lady is over.
You say you want something to drink or whatever. You get her comfortable or situated in the living room.
You say, BRB, gonna go take a quick shower and you go get in the shower. Make it sound sexy and they're too silk.
There's a meeting in my bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom. What water sounds.
She's in the living room alone for mad long. Either one of two things will happen.
She she's gonna want to join you she's either gonna get up if she a freak like a dina she gonna get up find the bathroom from the sound hey i was wondering she's gonna come in you're gonna be standing there like adonis a fucking greek god mythical fucking creature she nigga. She's going to say, oh my god.
You got me sitting there stroking this shit soapy as hell. Soapy.
Soapy. Soapy.
What's up? Soapy. You need something.
You need something. On what? You need something.
On B+. Holy shit.
Yeah. Or,

she's a lady

and she's not gonna do that

and now you gotta come out

with the towel.

Fresh out the tub,

water glistenin' all over.

Yo,

you good,

you need anything,

I'ma just go,

go to the back.

Throw something on.

And by the time you get to,

nah,

nah,

never mind, man.

I'm sure the game is updated by now when these rules are non-existent.

Nigga ever pulled a shower move on you now that you know what it is?

No,

I think that was my move.

Yo,

for 2025,

nobody asked Mel anything on this podcast ever.

Please, yo. Yeah, we don't have to.
It was your move in his house how you pull that off how you pull that off with you and his crib what that works what thank you I'm gonna give you the best I'm gonna give you the best house exactly you won't get one of these expensive bath sheets. Do you mind if I like, you know, take a shower? You know, is that okay? Yeah.
If you did that shit, that'll work. If you did that shit, I ain't going to hold you.
Going to get the best washcloth towel towel I got. Oh, I got.
What? What? Some matching shit. Yeah.
No, got to match. No, that'll work.
You don't want to look like no heathen. It may not be showers in Chicago.
I ain't even know Fendi made washcloths Like outside of Chicago That move That move is gonna crush If we not going to Chicago This nigga so stupid This nigga so stupid What else Holy. What else? Holy shit.
What else is unimportant, important? Can I tell y'all what's funny to me? What? What? And I love y'all as a crew. Oh, let's make some bullshit.
As a whole crew, y'all my favorite. Here we go.
Y'all the best crew. But how should I feel that y'all are way more punctual here? I'm just asking.
I don't have no beef about it. I didn't even run this thought through my multiple personalities.
But does anybody feel the way about it? Or it's just like cool. Like it's not even nothing to think about.
It's kind of miraculous, actually. I've been thinking the same thing, but.
I've just been driving. Yeah, me too.
And it was so clear on the way here, right? I'm trying to beat this traffic, so I'm leaving dumb early. There was like no traffic today.
Spent $130, $140 on Ubers. That's why I'm driving.
Why are you Ubering here? Well, they're good. It makes sense.
It does? Absolutely. You live across the street.
No, we're talking about here. You live across the street.
I do not live across the street. In comparison to us, we live far.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. All right.
So the further you live, the more punctual you that makes sense no no now I get it my man Freeze taught me how to uh play the Uber game so you gotta request the Uber the day before cause it's cheaper allegedly schedule that shit yeah schedule that you know what mean? So the Uber is standing outside and you try to give yourself

an extra little grace time.

Yeah.

Do you guys,

do you guys,

what do you guys say to the,

listen,

last pod before the year.

That's true.

I'm just getting to it.

But do you guys have

any thoughts about the

allegations that

we pod better here?

And if you think

that's true,

my question is

why?

I personally,

I told y'all that.

Yes.

I'm speaking just for me.

I'm not speaking for the collector.

No, the energy's different.

Fuck that.

I'm comfortable sitting in this chair.

These chairs is different.

It's closer,

so it's more intimate.

We laugh and we joke and it's the other chairs you laid back kind of so it's a little bit more relaxed mood. No, no, I'm trying to be funny.
I'm being serious because I... The thing is that ass hole, dog.
No, but I was just saying like it's so relaxed. Right? Like these chairs.
Do you think that we were coddled in the last place? Oh, shit. Oh, what? I'm asking him.
No, we just, again, it's closer, yo. It's more intimate.
I agree. That's what I'm saying.
I agree. Like, that's the thing.
And I think that the comfort that you speak of, Ice, is very important, because you both were fucked up on that couch. I was.
Even at the last spot when we did them couple pauses. Even you in the high chair.
You gotta sit up. It's different.
Yeah. The other couches you kind of lay back.
Now you sitting up. Yeah.
And I had a pillow and everything. Corey write this down so I can tell the realtors.
We need something with some discomfort, man, and just far.

And what else you saying?

And a love seat.

What else make y'all

the best?

I'm going to fucking fuck y'all.

I'm going to fuck each and every

one of y'all.

Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see.
What else?

What else? What else? What else?

There is something else.

There's a lot.

Yeah, it's time to throw this computer in the trash.

I'm telling you.

Once the RAM start fucking up like that.

It's over.

I ran out of RAM, I think.

You closed it.

You restarted.

I mean, I could put something on there.

It's over.

It's over.

You just want to get another one?

Damn.

Yes. All right.
I'm about to say I can try it. Save it.
Niggas rich, bro. I ain't got to be salvaging.
Listen. Rich in family.
Just for the money. Rich in spirit.
There you go. Rich in health.
Rich in friends, health. There you go.
Rich in many areas. Except MacBook money.
Just not all the areas I need to be in. The way we talk about it.
That's true. meet it Tracy, soldier This shit just do whatever it wants This shit just This shit just I don't know Yo, you ain't even in touch I played this an hour ago Yo, that's crazy It's all delayed Something's eating up his running Hey, hey Hey But how do I find out What's eating my rant? I have a Hey, yo, this What Damn We might not have to Never work You know what I mean I'll carry the crates Yo I'll carry the crates Fuck Sheesh Come out with my man And why he can't There ain't many people Why you can't sing that You know what I mean There ain't many people That can do that You gotta hit that falsetto Who You? You.
You. Woo.
You got to. Yo, Romy Rome.
I'll be Romy Rome, yo. That's why you listeners of music have it easy.
Y'all get to hear some shit and clown it. Mm-hmm.
As a guy that's gone in the studio and tried to come up with one of these little jingles. Ain't the easiest.
It's tough. It's hard.
Ain't it easiest. Because someone's got the right to clown it, though.
Or not. You know how I stand on that.
We can clown everything. We never tried.
I'm just saying. That's the fun part.
I get it. Listen, I ain't trying to step on no fun.
Niggas, one of the movies is trash. Niggas, we'll clown it.
True. The same thing don't apply.
It's only music where we do that. You you can't make a movie you shouldn't be able to talk on I clown the movie more when I feel like I could have done that line better than him I clown it a little more the niggas that get like three sentences I could have did that even though they didn't take me for Deer Devil but I'll just say they didn't take me for Deer Devil.
Mel gonna get us some ads one way or the other. You couldn't have did it.
That trampoline. Go ahead, man.
We gonna get some ad money to me. She don't give a fuck.
That's my girl. That's my girl right here.
Mel gonna go get it. Anybody watch the Drake stream? I did not.
No. I did not.
I did not. I saw little clips, bits and pieces.
Anybody got any takeaways from the Drake stream? I did not. I did not.
I did not. I saw little clips, bits and pieces.

Anybody got any takeaways from the Drake stream?

I do not.

I do not.

No, I mean, that's dope.

Giveaway shit.

That's cool.

What'd they give away?

Money and cars and chains maybe or something.

Yeah, it was like some local shit.

Okay.

It was like your lottery ticket where it had like all the different shit that you could win.

It was like that.

They was on Elliot ass for saying

that it was a trash idea.

I'm never going to say that a giveaway

is a trash idea.

No.

Around the holiday time?

He was giving away expensive shit, right?

I can't say that.

Yeah, you can't clown that.

But I do like Elliot saying it.

I like any of my peers

saying something that they shouldn't have said. That's fire to me.
Elliot ain't over being called. I do it every week.
Every week I say something I should not have said. It don't hit me until the next day or two.
You shouldn't have said that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's too late to text Parks on the edit.
We just got to take what comes with this one. As long as you start trending you realize oh shit.
Could've kept that one to myself. It's never nothing good.
No, no. It's never for the good shit.
No, no, no. Not at all.
Anybody care about Jamie Foxx suing Ice for throwing that fucking glass at his face while he was at dinner the day after his stand-up premiered. That was you Ice? Hell no.
I was waiting for the punchline. It was Ice Spice.
Toss that glass straight at Jamie Foxx and he's suing. Glad he's alright.
And he should sue. And I can't wait to hear his daughter's next song.
You're such an asshole. Not being that, I want to hear what you're going to come up with on that guitar.

The guitar that you don't really believe

that she was actually playing? She was playing

it. She just wasn't

playing it. She was just

playing it. Shout out to her.
She was playing with it.

Shout out to the Foxes.

What else?

Big Lot.

Big Lot.

Out of business. Gotta go to's for the Tupperware now.
Big lot is finito, right? Yeah, it's a wrap. Who's hurt? Come on.
Come on. You go to big lots? I loved big lots.
No, you didn't. When's the last time you was in a Big Lots? Like three weeks ago.
Where? The one that's off of you know I'm still learning freeways and shit. You know what I'm talking about? The freeway.
You know? What's that one called? By that street. The bridge over there.
You know when you come out of the tunnel and then you go up in that freeway. Yeah.
Yeah. That's the...
It's at least 300 people listening right now. Yeah.
Sorry. It's off that freeway.
Big lot. There's like a movie theater somewhere around there.
Got it. Party city.
That's the same way. Yo, 65 Macy's closing down.
Damn. Retail is out of here, dog.
Yeah, we're online. Everything's online.
Well, we're talking about like the shitty retail for sure. But when I said that about Party City, they kicked my ass.
That's not what you said. That's not what you said.
It is what I said. That's not what you said, bro.
They killed me for my Party City take.

You said, yo.

You don't say.

I don't think that that was.

Was that their only job?

That was why they killed you.

For asking?

That was their only job?

How was their Christmas going to be even if they didn't get fired?

That was some wild shit.

That's what you said.

Their Christmas wasn't about to be that lit if they was working at Party City anyway.

Don't look up here, y'allall Don't look at me dog Fuck no Alright nigga Go ahead nigga Make a little fucking balloon elephant I don't care Go ahead get your shit off It's a dolphin Smack put out Lux vs Rum Nitty On i i would suggest everybody go take a gander at that one when's that from a few months ago okay a few months ago and they just been keeping it a little more than that well yeah smack has uh his subscription service he has that uh url url tv i would be glad to see more stuff on youtube from them. I don't keep up with the battle scene as much because the app

I never had a great experience with.

Yeah, I didn't like the app at all.

Get your money, but put it out for the rest of us

at some point.

When they were on caffeine, it was great.

But I don't like

their app.

On the rewatch, I probably have

Romnity 2.1.

I don't know if I felt that way when it aired but on the rewatch those guys those guys are incredible both of them yes those guys are absolutely incredible uh what rum nitty and lux did up there i just probably give it to rum nitty because you had to deal with lux like again back to my greatness argument lux for to me is already what he is anytime he's in front of one of you niggas he's just giving y'all a shot for you to be great there's nothing none left to prove nothing left to do he did already mook like i mean i may be biased i say the same thing about my brother there's nobody left for you to battle

when we be talking battles

like you've battled

the top of the top

you've battled

the newcomers

you've battled

the women greats

you

you just battling

the battle at this point

like you have nothing

actually he said

fold them in front

of the kids

balloon animals

nah he said

so much shit

I'm gonna watch

he said so much shit. I'm going to watch.
He said so much shit that if you enjoy lyricism, that is the battle to watch. Phenomenal job.
Round of applause for those brothers. Dumb niggas bugged out.
Any prediction on next month's battle? Who's battling? Suge and Easy. I don't care about it.
Okay. I don't care about it.

I fuck with Suge.

Big Jersey,

but

they not,

I'm not,

I can't,

I can't,

I cannot do it.

They leaking something now.

They say Remy is,

Yeah,

they did a face off.

They did a face off.

I don't,

I can't even,

I love Remy,

so there's nothing for me to say.

There ain't nothing for me to say,

but

the rule that they talking about being implemented that no battle rapper could to say. There ain't nothing for me to say.
But the rule that they're talking about being implemented

that no battle rapper could talk about.

I ain't take it that way.

She was saying like, yo,

there ain't going to be no shots at me

because, nigga, I shoot back.

Don't forget, I rap.

That's what she was telling Shug.

She's like, I rap.

She's like, actually,

I have a high success rate of shooting first.

Like, she was playing into,

I don't think it's a real rule where can't nobody say nothing to her. I hope it's not.
I don't even think she would do that. Given the Geechee shit, because when it was hot, you would have had that rule then.
No, that would be what made me come up with my rule. I didn't know you battle rappers was about to go this crazy over my personal business in any league of mine i'm not allowing it i don't know if that's true or not so we'll see but and on the hills of what has taken place like it wasn't as uh prevalent back then publicly i don't really want to see easy now that's me personally i'm not saying that he ain't been on a hell of a run, that he's not nice, but I don't.
I can't. Not right now.
Not right now. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I'm cool.
I got it. But shout out to them.
What else? Is there anything else we need to hit? Anything important, unimportant? Come on. There's got to be something.
I know. I mean, you was talking about- Oh, wait! On businesses that went, that's nigga the fucking container store filed for chapter 11.
You lying. Oh, wow.
You pieces of shit. I mean, I understand it, though.
Why? That shit higher than giraffe ass. It is expensive.

That shit is expensive, my nigga.

Yeah, it's not cheap.

That same little XO shit you could get at Big Lots.

See, that's why I'd be at Big Lots.

Yo, no bullshit.

That's why I'm sad.

The only thing I really get out of container stores,

the sneaker boxes.

So you do them on Amazon, bitch.

That shit have been enough to keep the container store fine.

Yes, it should have.

It should have been.

Everybody is running in there for the sneaker boxes.

Them Amazon shits ain't the same. Oh, so.
They're not the same. So they're going to have like a liquidation same thing and shit? I hope, because I'm damn sure they're going to get a thousand sneaker boxes.
Yes. A thousand? No, them shits is...
The container store. Nine dollars a piece, my nigga.
That one hurt. I can't believe y'all let the container store file for Chapter 11.
Fucking sick of y'all. It ain't enough niggas buy

shoe boxes.

No draw pull outs.

It's high, yo. I'm dead ass.

Niggas ain't got no sneakers.

That is true.

Bums.

Sneakers stupid.

Boy, go get your pair of little sneakers, man.

Those shits is expensive as fuck.

Tyler, the Creator.

That's Mustard.

This is him over the Kendrick.

Freestyle on over here now. But you wouldn't understand hey now say now I'm all about my guap a people You know my watch his body said don't even press the issue yellow boogers in my earlobe tissue

Oh my god, I'm really that guy

Yeah, bitch, I'm outside my Ferrari popping on a 40 with a file one ticket to ticket to ticket four million put that little Maybach New Joe Biden No matter No he smoked it I listened to the whole shit He smoked it And I want to shout out To the girl Jazz Cause she actually tweeted this When Gnx dropped I want And added added him, Tyler the Creator, to freestyle on Hey Now so bad. And when he freestyled, he put it out and was like, Merry Christmas.
I had fun with it. So like a fan actually inspired him to do it and he smoked the shit.
It was fire. Yeah.
He smoked that. Yo, E, come in, man.
Tell these dudes about Tracy Morgan, man, talking to us like that. That ain't E.
That's not... Hey, E, you gained a little bit of weight.
That's not E. Goddamn.
Hey, E, you got 10 and gained some weight. You can't...
You have... What's going on? Before I went to the hospital, I came in and showed, you know, some moral support.
Before you went to the hospital? You going to the hospital show You know Some moral support Before you went to the hospital You going to the hospital now? Yeah I feel so So you coming in here Get the motherfucking This little ass Yo what you do Wait Go to the hospital then Nigga What you here for? You don't even live over here No more The best of intentions What's up yo The best of intentions I don't want extra shit right here Y'all look awfully good today today. Same to you, my brother.
You feel better, Flip?

A little bit.

I'm in a great mood.

A little bit.

Good to see you, Wolf.

Yo, what the fuck type of...

I just wanted to stop in and see you.

You my man.

I appreciate that.

I was hoping to come in in the beginning of Patreon.

I told my wife, let me come in and sit down and contribute before I...

Just make your own rules.

It's like whatever.

Yeah, might as well.

Yeah, basically.

Might as well. I miss you, man.
How you doing, man? How was your holiday, man? I'm good, man It's good to see you It's good to see you guys as well Good to see you Welcome in hour three, right? Yeah Yeah Right? That's This nigga's crazy, man I'm gonna hold you crazy This nigga's crazy How y'all doing, man? How was your Christmas, man? Christmas was well, man. Christmas was good, man.
How much bread you spent? All right. How much bread y'all spent? A lot.
Christmas? A couple dollars. Nah, a lot.
A lot of bread, right? Yes. I ain't gonna hold you.
Did y'all talk about it? Spent a couple dollars. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
Not really. They didn't really talk about it, right, man? You know they ain't give niggas nothing.

You think they will come here for Christmas?

Ayo, I love y'all.

We've been working together for a long time.

Here, this is for you, this is for Mel, this is for Joe.

Y'all ain't helped me scratch, nigga.

Hands in your pocket, y'all.

Hands in your pocket.

Oh, shit.

That's a nice baggie.

Oh, good looks.

See, there you go.

Now you end up getting something.

Santa Joe is not done.

All right, go ahead. Oh, yeah.
All right. You can't even.
He just saved y'all. I saved him.
I'm going to get back to y'all in a little bit. Merry Christmas.
Thank you, brother. Would you like me to open this? Yes.
Yeah, so you got to open this. Why not? Why not? I wasn't here for the last episode when these niggas hit for all that money.
Look at all the red ones. They hit for money for real.
Yeah, I know. I heard.
I was tight. You too.
I was tight about it. Man, be happy for this.
I don't think they believe in the own. Not as tight as Mel and Mark, but.
And Flip. And Flip.
It's fine. Oh, Flip was tight too? Didn't Flip originally have the winning ticket? Don't tell Flip that.
He handed me the ticket, but he read my ticket and handed me his. He forgot about it.
I'm like, Ish, this is yours here. And I gave it back to him.
Good man. Oh, you got it, Brick.
Is that what happened? Good man. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're getting to dash that issue for that. Mikey, give him two.
Give him two. Now, give him all the cups too.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have the company run the business.
Who said? It happened at the end. You gave me both tickets in my hand.
Remember you read my ticket. You said, oh, you only won $20.
Oh, shit. Good luck.
Oh, damn. This nigga.
Hold the fuck up. Is that a trench coat? Man, nigga.
You got some shit that fit. Oh.
Parks. Audience, Flip is opening his Christmas gift.
Hey, yo. That's what's happening right now in case you hey what the fuck is this a triscoe suit this shit is nice this shit is nice yeah that's really nice very nice Crocodile Dundee watch that fuck you know what I mean ooh that's my man, we did have some discrepancies on what size he is.
Oh, it's a whole suit, too, huh? Come on, man. Oh, yeah, he got, yeah.
I love you, man. That's hard.
That shit is hard. You know, I'm still mad at you, but I love you.
I didn't hit the lotto. Why are you mad at me? Why are you always mad? He know why, man.
Don't go get mad. Okay.
I don't know why. I promise I don't know why.
Stop. You know why, man? Stop.
I didn't know you was mad. That's lovely.
lotto why you mad at me why you always mad he know why man okay I don't know why I promise I don't know why stop you know why man stop I didn't know you was mad that's lovely that's why you coming in at hour three no I'm sick this is nice no I'm sick thank you man thank you how y'all niggas got away from the from the the JBN tax law that was know, niggas scratched the ticket inside the building. I scratched the ticket in Park's house.
Oh. I didn't scratch the ticket inside any JBN property.
Y'all niggas left quick before they even got to it. Yo, y'all hitting that little lotto scratch off shit has fucked the community.
It really has. It really has.
I don't like their money is doing this to our gang.

Joe, it's not even that.

They hit.

It's like we was cracking jokes on them about Newark and Malcolm X.

That's how it started.

We like, y'all niggas is a piece of shit.

Fuck out of here.

Me and Mark.

Then I said, y'all never won none of this. If I win this certain amount, I'm getting up and I'm leaving.
He spoke into existence. Nigga, Ice hit.
Boom. Ice gets quiet, nigga.
The nigga tried to, yo, Joe, the nigga did like this. So Paul's like, Ice, you good? Where you going? Oh, huh? All right, cool.
Ice gets up. He gets dressed.
Ice get up, get dressed. He don't really want to talk, and he shows.

He shows Ian.

He said, I'll be back.

Let me go check this.

Me and Ish going at it.

Ish scratch.

Ish started getting his face turned.

I think I won.

Seven figures, nigga.

What's the problem?

What's wrong with that?

He not giving down no PC.

I didn't ask him for no PC.

Corey said, nigga, this shit, we got to call the, Corey trying to use, we got to call the accountant. He said it happened in the building on JVP premises.
Nigga, I said it's Fox House. There was some big shit going on when you wasn't here, nigga.
No, no, that's all. That's all.
How was Mark? I saw and I heard. Mark was, thank you for this.

This was very nice.

I really appreciate it.

You're welcome, man.

Thank you very much.

Mark wasn't, he texted me after, like, nigga.

What's the odds of two people winning?

Infantissimal.

Your big words got you no winnings.

I know.

Well, I got $5, apparently.

You had to see crackhead Mel in here making his scratch off a ticket trying to win.

Thank you. got you no winnings.
I know. Well, I got $5, apparently.
You had to see crackhead Mel in here making his scratch off a ticket trying to win. Oh, there's some more right there? Those are mine.
Those are mine that I have not touched. Let me grab them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm seeing that everybody's a crackhead.
When they call you and tell you these niggas won, what you thought? You just, because I know you're a rich nigga, so you didn't care. I was happy for them.
I was ecstatic. I couldn't believe.
I thought it was fake at first. Same.
Me too. I thought it was fake at first.
I did too. Yeah, I thought Ian and Prank Joe.
When they told me it was the real deal. Them niggas won, bro.
And they really hit. Them niggas went to Albany together in unison.
It was closed. And did a pod is the most important part.
Yeah, yeah. Now, had they won and left, then I'd have been on their line.
Oh, trying to get the fuck out of here. So, Albany was closed.
Nah, so Albany, we realized was going to close by the time we get there. New York let you go to the casinos.
This is what the Newburgh. New York got a whole bunch of different cash spots.
Break it down for me. You don't have to go to Albany.
Jersey's way smaller than New York. So, in New Jersey, if you pop, you got to go to Trenton.
Got it. You understand what I'm saying? New York is probably three, four times the size of New Jersey.
It don't really matter. How many percent they took from you, Ish? Why? Damn.
No, just a percentage. He won a million dollars.
You got a million views. A billion.
He got a billion views. Yeah.
He had a billion views. Yo, I'm mad at you, my nigga.
Stop.

Don't get me started with this money. You can't be.

I wasn't here.

No, I'm mad at you.

I wasn't here when it hit.

No, I'm not talking about that.

You know what I'm talking about.

Stop.

I promise I don't.

We'll talk about it later.

Then why you tell me?

Because these niggas.

Is it something I did?

Yes.

But you did it through Ian.

Oh, there we go.

Is it some contract shit?

Oh.

Yeah. Flip's last day today.
That's why he's here? Yeah, that's why he's here. Hour three.
I was really sick, though. I didn't get to enjoy Christmas at all.
I didn't do anything. I didn't open any gifts.
I was sick. I don't know what it was.

And then right here at the bottom, my stomach's been hurting.

So I'm like, damn, did I rupture an appendix or something?

That shit was fucking my mind up.

But apparently trying to use the bathroom all night, all night, all night.

And you didn't feel like going to the doctor?

Yeah.

I was going today.

I got out the house and was going today.

Then I said, let me stop here real quick.

Your doctor's in Queens?

I go to Long Island Jewish.

That's where I go. It's a hospital.
Oh, hospital. Yeah, Long Island Jewish is a good hospital.
But it's not about me. Shout out to y'all.
Real quick, because I know towards the end of the pod, my last day, like he said, am I getting any gifts from y'all niggas? I gave you my part. That's from all of us.
Thank you. That's from the pod.
That's from the pod. You read the tags.
You killed it these last few years.

I will join up.

But you know who, nigga?

I'll become best friends.

Nigga, you have to kill me, nigga.

Can I get something?

I don't know who you're going to join up. And I called you too.

I called you and they sent me the voice, man.

I called you three times.

Click, click, click.

He was probably talking to the people.

He had to.

This nigga lying.

I cashed out and everything Everything went well

You called me one time

Yo

Shout out to you

I'm all good

Oh man

Damn

I was texting

I ain't gonna lie

I was texting Mel here

Like yo Mel

Guess how much these niggas won

That's what you did?

I had to

But she knew the price

I think somebody else texted too

Cause she knew the price

No nobody text me

You was too on point for Isis

Because I'm always on point

Y'all ain't know what I want

You want like

Five pizze

I don't know what I want. You want like five pieces.
You want a five pizza surprise? And then on top of that, when Freeze won though, Joe, the nigga stopped parling. He didn't say nothing for the whole episode.
Freeze like this. I'm like, Ice, you good?

He's just sitting there, son. It's like

he was picturing where he's going to be at.

I'm going to be on the beach. I said, nigga, you

tell your girl. He ain't tell his girl yet.

I thought y'all niggas was about to

leave y'all chicks. Yeah, I was moving.

I don't know. Huh?

I don't know, nigga. Listen.

Let me win the lotto, nigga.

What? That's not the lotto.

Yeah, that was.

Whatever it is.

The lotto is 1.1 billion right now.

Literally.

Yes.

Mega billions.

Bill, would it be?

You leaving if you hit?

Nah, nah.

All right, see?

Nah, nah.

Exactly.

All right.

It's going to look a little different.

This is nice. Listen.
I like Sherlock Holmes. What? You know the song? Try it on.
I'm trying to catch it. Mel, you know the song? Just my name.
Just my name. No.

Mm-mm. See if y'all know the hook.
Parks, you know the song? Yes. Think Phil, I flipped.
You know the song, too. They white? This nigga.
Yo, you, yo, get some koof, yo. Yo, this nigga looking at the price.
No, he took the price on. I'm looking at the size.
We were tapping the size discussion. I'm not looking at the price.
But she said try it on, nigga. Come on.
My man, he go. He took the size.
He took the price off. Okay, we do have to get back to our...
Oh. So, hold on.
My shit end now?

My shit end now?

Let me know, my nigga. So if you was going to the hospital.

Nah, nah.

The hospital rules come before JBP or N rules.

So what I'm saying is that.

Health comes before any of this.

So what I'm saying is that.

Do you want me to leave now?

No, no, no, no.

All right, so chill.

But I do need Imani in that seat for just a quick second. Of course.
If you. Of course.
I'm enjoying this, man. Shout out to E, my man E.
Alright, pardon me. Yo, this nigga, yo, boss, I feel away, yo.
I should hold this to Hacha. This nigga, yo.
Just your man? Hello. Yo, Flip is the greatest, yo.
Yo, let me that jacket I can't see your jacket It's at least 3 million people listening I just wanted to tell you At least 3 million people listening right now It's okay It's okay It's okay, man. Farewell.

All right.

Flip is something else, man.

The greatest.

It really is.

I'm happy saying that's my man.

That's my man.

I love Flip, man.

Word.

E, Imani, come in here and tell these people how Tracy Morgan made us feel at the Knick

game.

I gave him a little dose earlier in hour number one.

Thank you. Tracy Morgan made us feel at the Knick game.
I gave him a little dose earlier in our number one. I had a whole fucking nightmare about that shit.
A nightmare? A nightmare, yo. About? I'm having a nightmare now knowing you niggas hit.
Saturday Night Live. What? You can't congratulate us? No, that's after.
That's crazy. That's after.
You weren't here when it happened? No. Yo, Ian told me to stay home.
Okay. Oh, I mean.
That's crazy, right? Andy Warland and Shady. Andy Warland and Shady.
I'm taking this shit off. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy. No, no, no.
Listen. He just walks up.
You know, it's like, oh, shit. Nobody asked him to walk over to us.
No, he just walks up. Just walks up.
Yo, you got, man. Already that's the stunt.
Already, but stunt 101 in second one. Yo, man, you one of the people we need to see more out here.
He's right, though. No, but he's saying...
I get it. Oh, shit.
Fancy seeing you here. Oh, shit.
Look at you. You just got out.
Look what the cat dragged in. Yo, man.
I had these season tickets for 30 years. Are you here now? We need you up in here.
We need you. Then the next thing he proceeds to tell us about the conversations he's having with Dolan.
Oh, shit. All right.
All right. You talking to the owner.
All right. Cool.
Yeah, so he's giving Dolan advice, telling him yada, yada, yada. I'm like, all right, I just went to Ticketmaster for my shit, but all right.
He's doing this at this point. He's talking over, but then he does the lean.
You know when a nigga lean over and really want to get ear to ear. Cross the legs and shit.
Yo, man. 980 million, man.

I said, wait, what number he said?

That's what he said to me.

I looked at...

I think I said it again.

Yo, y'all know what 980 million dollars look like?

He said...

You're looking at it.

You're looking at it.

Me.

Tax-free.

So now, I'm trying not to shit. You got the BGs? I shit myself, bro.
I already shit in my pants. You know, like them farts where sometimes something gets steeped through.
Shard. Shard.
Shard. Shard.
Shard. Definitely Shard.
Shard. Shard.
Shard. Shard.
Shard. Shard.
Yo, he starts talking. Just starts talking about Ferraris And different things And I'm not gonna lie to you You wanna punch him in his face Yeah but he been through so much already You can't really say nothing to him Yeah Like you just gotta sit there And listen to just Just talking about different things Yo this house I'm like yo I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing right now.
I didn't ask for him to come over there. Like, I was cool.
I was just happy just to say hello. Like, I fuck with Tracy.
Whatever. Like a million.
It's life changing to me. Then he started telling niggas about all the other people who's still doing it bigger than him.
And I just thought there was no higher level than him at this point. He started telling about Eddie Murphy crib.
I said, wait, what? What'd he say about Eddie? Nigga, I lost. I don't know.
He's 20 times the size of his crib. And his crib is ginormous, humongous.
He said, yo, now I ain't going to hold you, y'all. I'm doing what the fuck I want out here.
I like that. Yeah.
He said, yo, cars, cribs. Whatever.
Anything I want. This money, we can't take it with us that's true then showed us the old school that he that he just got i'm like what kind of car was it fire something nice you don't know the name just nice me no kidding no it was some shit from 57 that you can't find nowhere so i've been in talks with niggas i shouldn't talking to.
So I know how to front a little bit. Yeah, man.
I need an old school. Say, hey, man.
Just shut up. Call me.
Have Mikey call me. Who's Mikey? I don't know.
Somebody I'm supposed to know. I don't know.
Wait, I don't know Mikey yet. Wait, hold on.
Yo, you know he do too? He look you in the the eyes he don't stop looking you in the eyes so you can't really look away because you want to be respectful but as he's talking I'm like shut up like I don't want to hear him he said you almost lost my life I gotta shit on him I gotta live like everything I'm with him I'm with him too I'm with him. And then he said I seen that nigga in the Bugatti in Times Square.
No, he said he pulled up with the rolls. He had the shit Yeah, the rolls was outside.
I just bought the outside real quick. So with me with the escalator.
He got in an accident two weeks ago so the right side is all jacked up like man, fucked up. And the quarter was about to start, the fourth quarter.
So he looked at me, he looked at me, he was like, yo, man. When you going to bring me on that podcast so I could talk some shit? Oh, no, we need that.
No, we definitely need that. 100%.
Word. And I said, like the son I was in the conversation.
Anytime. Whenever you want it.
Whenever you want it. Anytime.
You got to be your wife. And as soon as I took my phone out my pocket to give it to him,

he was back in the seat. Yo, you ever have somebody say, yo, bring me on that pod and leave? Just walk away.
Walk off. And he walking slow, too.
He got a limp with it. That nigga boogied, yo.
He just chilling. Through the Nick City dancers.
Yeah, he don't go. He the only one

got a pass to walk

right through

the Nick City dancers.

He say he do

what the fuck he want.

No, no.

For real.

I like that shit.

And if I wasn't

feeling bad enough

already,

me and E get out

of there.

To the left,

Wes,

Leon Rose,

and Allen Houston

right in their main

seats.

The nigga said,

Joe, yeah.

I looked over, man. Them niggas look so rich.
Opulence. Who? World Wild West.
The three of them. Yeah.
The three of them did. Listen, I'm a Knick fan that was there for the bad contract that Alan Houston had for Mad Law.
I loved Alan Houston. I had to salute that nigga.
But they look like... Like they posture right.
Ain't no lean in they spine, none of that shit. Because the money shit ain't about money no more.
It's like do you know the salad fork? Like how do you posture sitting? You know how to sit. They sit different.
Yeah how your cologne. You know the different collars on button down shirts.
I'm about to say the collars gotta go. Them three sat there's a different collar.
Three sat there like, Joe, Merry Christmas.

I couldn't even say it back.

I just... Get the fuck out of here.

Hey, like the sun I want...

I'm going to work.

I'm going to work.

Stay right there.

Yo talk.

That's hilarious.

There's some other things going on there.

I bet. What else? What else, though? Sitting in front, see homie wearing the Air Jewish sneakers on.
The what now? The what? The what? Excuse me? We're sitting at the front. Just looking around, you know, you start getting nosy.
And I look down, and I notice somebody with some kicks on. I thought they were some Jordans.
It kind of looked different. There was the star of David on a joint.
Like he took the Nike symbol out and put the star of David. Yeah.
That's how he came to the game. On Christmas.
On Jesus' birthday. It was also the start of Hanukkah.
Oh, wow. Yeah, but I mean, you got to wait, though.

I'm just kind of fired.

I'm sitting on the floor.

Carolina.

Yeah, I can do it the fuck out. I'm fuck y'all, Tom.

I'll be out here in my socks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Carolina.

Barefoot.

I thought that was amazing.

Merry Christmas for you, man.

Thank you, sir.

Merry Christmas for you.

Thank you, man.

This is great.

This is great.

I'm not going to open it right now, but...

You have to open it.

That's the whole point of shit.

You have to open it right now, buddy.

Nigga just...

Yo, that shit didn't just pop on Thank you. I'm not going to open it right now But You have to open it That's the whole point of shit You have to open it right now buddy

Nigga just

Yo that shit didn't just

Pop on randomly

Don't worry

Was it going to M4?

The M4?

Say less

Don't worry about it

The other M4

The other one

Yeah yeah yeah

We have one M4

Oh man

There you go man

Christmas spirit

There we go

Is everywhere

You like it

You like it already

Thank you. Match that up with the Zara sweater, nigga.
Nah, we hit money talks. Money talks.
Y'all got to give it to you, son. You really got everybody.
Yeah, he did. You know what I'm saying? Good stuff.
Yeah. Thousand percent.
That was the point. That was the goal.
That was the fun part of Christmas shopping. I seen all them niggas joking.
I'm like, oh, man. Nigga, Joe gave me money's gift.
Took him to the game. That shit, yo.
These niggas is ruthless. This nigga never been to the game before.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you took him to the game. That's funny.
This is stupid. That's funny, son.
Oh, my Lord. Oh, shit.
That's really good. Thank you, man.
No, anytime, man. I love you guys.
Oh, man. If I don't have anything else that's important, trust me, I don't.
I'm absolutely done. Niggas.
I didn't see that one. That was funny, though.
Oh, no, it only comes straight to my mentions. Nigga, DM me that shit.
Motherfuckers. If there's nothing else for us to get to, let me just check back over my list briefly.
You want me to get you a sleeper oh shit disrespectful now you can't it's computer bro don't talk to mel like that no you're crazy you crazy don't ever talk to big mel like that your computer bro got me fucked up i'm getting me a new computer um i am going with for my sleeper i am going with uh an artist by the name of

amaria bb and this record is called coco butter Do your best! The ways that I don't mind Running in my hands away Smart enough fat pussy Hey, no, you know you're up to you Your body was green and smooth You're my garden girl Skin so small pleasure with me touching up your titi babe Why living now you want just like some property? Touching to this girl, you are my favorite Damn something we like, when I walk you down night One is the sign, you're what the pussy died Let me see you right, you're full of style Such a naughty girl, yeah You're my garden girl

Skin so smooth, you just like Cocoa water Cocoa water You're my garden girl Skin so smooth, you just like Cocoa water Cocoa. That is brand new old music from Amaria B.B.
That record is called Cocoa Butter. C-O-C-O-B-U-T-T-A.
Shout out to her, man. Great tune.
Great tune. Good vibes.

I'm going to go down south.

I'm always on some nasty shit.

I mean,

we talked about Kodak a little earlier.

Get some fucking help, please. He did drop his Fourth project this year Um Today This one is called Gift for the Streets But the song is called Same Ultima And it features Juvenile and BG Uh-huh Yeah Y'all a bit cudd About that psychic In the booth And I'm saying Right around In? Right around in the Orange Tower.
I like that. ATL, Draco, ATL, Draco.
My nigga sitting in prison, he lost his phone privilege. He got out and went back in like he doing home visits.
All them cash for gold missions, we used to rob plasmas. Tell them crackers to free my dog, I need a bar, count them.
I need them countess, from south Florida where we jump in the Nissan Optimus And then we going platinum, this nigga a trapper and a chocker and a smacker and a rapper And everything after, and the same optimal Tryna duck from one time, ride through three Jump off campus, lunchtime with my dick seat 12 games and a punt, now I got it from a Vick out of SK and the Glock now I got it from a Vick She got two kids, I can't judge her, I got three and two comin' All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it Fucked up my right of mirror jeans with all the blue money No one to die, he scalin' me human to go see the woo woman Turnin' them in mirror shoes to work out with him Shit, I don't wanna kill him, I'd rather work out with him Shit, I got bad, I was popping perks all morning I was about to crash me, I almost hurt my mama This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin' This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin'

J had 10 when he went to jail, now he come back in two

I look him in his eye, say, line, my nigga, you ratin', dude

Told on everybody else, he was probably gonna tell on me

Get a real nigga locked up for another felony

Drop out of school in the hood, but he still had perfect attendance

Then B dropped out on the stolen car, now he servin' his sentence

Nigga had a brand new piece on, shit, we was jumpin' out on him

Thank you. Drop out of school in the hood but I still had perfect good tennis Then B dropped out in the stolen car now he's serving his sentence Nigga had a brand new piece on shit we were jumping out on him Hitting big licks in the Martimus nigga we were living in the moment 2600's on them L.B.
Timbs and I'm stomping in the mud in him Fam not riding in none of my cars cause you know I got drugs in him Raising a dope house my living room always stay smoked out Bean bags in the bunk beds we had four up chairs nigga we ain't have no couch This shit don't go my way, then I'm a star J we sound good Good. This race ain't got more weight, just cut those shit, it's real Your best friend'll turn into a witness or be the one that get you killed Look, if I ain't been do nothing with you, I ain't bound to be out your stampin' No, get out of line, I'ma tie your ass up, gonna put you in the trunk of that maximum I'm gas off in Chopper City, everywhere I go, them choppers with me Four, five months, your ass been missin' Huff time, nigga, we stayin' on business Huff time, nigga, we stayin' on niggas Licking hands, nigga, I ran on niggas Up in the sky, big G5 If I tell a pilot, just ran on me It's beefing, nigga, it's you or me I'm movin' on ya, I ain't bout to sit around watchin' you talk about what you gon' do to me She got two keys, I can't judge, I got four on one comin' All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it Fucked up my white Versace jeans, nigga, with this blue money I don't wanna die, he scared of me, he meant to go see the woo woman Hold up, yeah, if that nigga hop you think I should work out with him? Let me know Shit, I don't wanna kill him, I'll ride a workout with him Shit, I got bad, I was pumping perks all morning Man, I'm on pin time, I been doing burpees morning.
What? He said he was doing burpees all morning.

That's all.

And that was St. Martima.

Kodak, BG, Juvenile.

You've never heard of Joe, buddy?

I'm going to Jersey.

This is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown.

Mercy.

Wow. Dropping a new shit.
People telling me it's delightful. Thank you so much.
This is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown. Mercy.
Toes in the sand, composer flows It feel like God opened his hands Shit, I'm going to France Man, I'm going to dance An impeccable wardrobe, it's like I know in advance Check the weather My rain don't stop no time soon Monsoon going on, seven years You can't find dudes who came in at the same time Cause we ain't on the same time They dying, clinging to relevance Shit, it's a stage five Crime, let me hold hold something. I'ma let you know.
I got a very short temper if you ever mess with dope. Used to have

the long beard, a long pole, long escarote. So I'm making sure my family's straight if I'm next to

go. Cause I won't.
No, I won't. Cause I won't.
No, I won't. Cause I won't.
No, I won't Lord of mercy Cause I won't Lord of mercy No I won't Cause I won't Lord of mercy No I don't Lord of mercy Cause I won't Through it all knew the Lord was my shepherd La maleta y lo bulto llenado de manteca I pop a pepa, sip the vino, then I do the whop Don't ever pretend we in the same peer group Are you this hot? You wasn't out in Kensington, you wasn't in Madrid You was probably mad frontin', mumblin' something in the crib That your mama raised you in Hot joints, I gave you ten Maybe more, we used to spend EBT praise the Lord I taste the sauce but don't jack it though jacket on me looking like fashion hope wrist and neck water that's Alaskan though go ahead and take a shot I shot right through the attic I live my life with an attic got right got established no it's pipes with the baggage like I'm Scottish but but I'm not. I'm just cautious.
You looking like you want to

take a portion. Take precaution

for it's up and it's stuck like it's smothered.

Since you want to press buttons, press your luck

motherfucker.

It's Mercy,

Apollo Brown, and

Crime Apple.

Fire. Yeah.

I'm stuck on some

Christmas time shit. Fuck it.
Come on Ho ho ho When we get you a sleeper Blue Christmas What we doing When we get you a sleeper That's not some Christmas shit Don't piss me off My body My body You know what I mean Don't dig in the folder Chill No I was fucking with Eric Bellinger Christmas joint Some old shit Deck the halls Oh okay The white Christmas joint Eric Bellinger. Christmas joint, some old shit.
Deck the Halls.

Oh, okay.

The white Christmas joint.

Eric Bellinger?

Deck the Halls.

Deck the Halls.

Is the season to be jolly So come on baby, deck the halls with bowels of holly See the blazing, you before us It's that time to strike the harp and join the chorus Oh, oh, oh, oh Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, little last minute Christmas. I'm not mad at it.
Yeah, I'm not mad at it. Not mad at it.
Big Mel. My song is called...
It On Fire. Suck it.
It's called Disconnect by Same shit. Disconnect.
And I was the only one. Zip it motherfucker.
Zip it and just let the song play god damn it disconnect by but did you disconnect or do you wish that they would disconnect that was my last question I'll let you use your imagination that's not, cause I feel the same way, yeah I can read your body, baby And we ain't on the same page Cuz our hearts up on different levels Your love is on surface level, mind slow, can you pass me? Shamo, dig it up, dig it up Cause our hearts are on different levels Your love is on surface level, mind slow, can you pass me my level?

Dig it up, dig it up

How we get better if we do not try?

I can't hear, give me a sign

They all say that love is mine

What will it take for you to cross that line?

Your love is so surface level, slow can you pass me? Shamo, dig it up, dig it up

Our hearts are on different levels

Your love is so surface level

Minds, love, can you pass me?

Shamo, dig it up, dig it up so All right. That is Elam? Elam? Elam? Elam? Maybe.
Elam. Elam.
Let's go with Elam. That sounds a little fancier.
Yeah. Disconnect.
That was dope. Thank you.
No, that was definitely hard. Thank you.
That was definitely hard. Ish, whenever you...
Whenever whenever you Whenever you ready When you get a moment Just join us man When you get free When you get free Just join us But we closing out We closing out No big deal It's just the end man While he's Doing that Let me just run through A couple of these Part of the shows Oh shit yeah darius says you're everyone has and is has been in as well been a fan of the pod since the beginning and love what it's turned into the question is mainly for the fellas but mel would love your perspective also what did you do when you got your heart broken the very first time context i was with my ex for three years even lived together for a year and a half it's been a year since it's been a year since we've broken up and learning to date again has been a tragedy since a tragedy wow but i'd love to hear how you all processed it and what things you did that helped you appreciate what you had but also know that there's more love out there to receive and give appreciate you all for your time happy holidays for you and your families and much love i feel like we've answered this question plenty of times i hugged the toilet i got an ulcer in my stomach was unable to talk to anybody new i was twisted out there and it builds character. I encourage any young man out there to go through that one.
Go through it early. Yeah, yeah.
Get it out the way. Get it out the way.
And if it got to come around 29, 31, cool too. But just get it out the way.
Before 36. I tried to fuck my way through it.
I did that too. That's after.
It don't work. It don't work.
It was right. It worked for a little bit.
I jumped right in there. It worked until she did it back.
Yeah. Nah, don't worry.
I thought I was killing until she said, oh, bet. All right.
Are we killing? Yeah, I lost. I lost that one.
I lost that one. Here's another one from Daniel.
Daniel says, I just recently have a newborn son with my wife and and I just got married in the same year. My issue with her is that she is so sensitive ever since she had my son.
She explained to me that she is going through postpartum, but how much can a man take? The barking at me, always crying. I do everything.
I clean. I pay bills.
I make bottles, help with our son. She still has the balls to say she doesn't feel loved or appreciated.
I need help before I pop out and show niggas. LOL.
Mel. Mel, take it away.
Take it away. I'm not touching this with a tent for the pole.
Nope. I feel like all y'all motherfuckers with children who have had to deal with women who are postpartum should pipe the fuck up.
All right. I left.
We tried to let you answer this. What we should do or what we did.
Yeah, sure. Go with what you should have done and then you could say what you did.
Oh, well, we should have been patient, caring, understanding. Counseling, maybe.
Had enough grace to know that if our lady is bringing our lineage into the world. Give her a fucking break.
Then come on man. The least I could do is get barked on, be miserable at home.
Have my peace disrupted. Yeah.
But I left though. Got it.
Yeah I got the fuck out of here. Yeah me too.
Enough. No thank you.
Enough. Couple of fine IG thoughts thoughts.
It's like me and my friend are going to Miami this weekend. You wanna come? I was like hmm.
Yeah. Postpartum.
It's tricky. It's tricky.
I mean Prime 112 with the bitches or this miserable bitch that I've been with, been had, been tasted. Nothing new here.
Yo, I also want to tell y'all before the new year because I get caught up in joking around a lot. I come up here and I'm just telling jokes and y'all don't take them as jokes and then y'all write the headline as some wild shit.
Joe Budden supports Dennis Rodden being a deadbeat dad. No, I didn't.
No, I didn't. I just knew he wasn't going to be a good dad.
Yeah, like they should have. The right was on the wall.
At some point, when your mom show you pics of your dad, you can ask her why she thought he would be a good... What about this nigga said? What about the red hair with the circles said.
Yeah, what about

Carmen Electra's

tits in his mouth

said, oh shit,

raise me.

That's just jokes though.

It's not,

I don't really feel this way.

Please refer to the tag

in the front.

And shout out to

all the dads out there

that are stepping up,

showing up.

Stepdads,

real dads,

foster dads,

all the dads.

Yeah.

All the dads.

What?

Nothing.

Why do you keep putting your makeup on?

Why are you doing makeup so much today?

That nigga got you in your bag.

Yo, Mel done reapplied his makeup nine times in that hour.

Show you what you miss.

He ain't even watching no more.

Just lip gloss.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucker. Show you what you miss.
You want to love your wife my last question for you and you're not gonna answer honestly but you brought up the billboards so I'm going to ask you do you prefer your men that way? what way? married? yo it's been such a good show yo it's been such a great yo this has been a phenomenal you too, sir. What a good year.
What a good year. Come on, dog.
Great year. Happy New Year, guys.
I'm not. We've been one of the dope and she has in the world.
Come on, clap it up for y'all. Great.
Clap it up for y'all. Flip J-Won.
Shout out to the T-Won. Flip J-Won, you.
You got me? Hey, buddy. Mark, big Mark, not here today.
E, Tanner, Savon, everybody that has contributed to this being an amazing year. For sure.
Keno, for sure. Yo, we will not be here when New Year's is happening.
Sorry. I cannot believe the grief y'all gave us for not dropping on Christmas.
Yeah Yo before, before we end, anybody want to take just a minute to tell these niggas about theyself? Are y'all fucking crazy? That was nuts, yo. Them niggas went absolutely crazy.
Now, I get it. I promised the episode on Christmas, but so? What should happen? You spoiled them, nigga.
Yeah, nigga, I had a court date.

What the fuck you want me to say?

You spoiled them. What you want me to say?

Judge.

The fans, though.

The fans, hell, you know what I mean?

I told them it was, nigga,

y'all don't get the fuck out of here.

And it's Christmas.

Go do something.

Yeah.

Well, that's insensitive to the people

that didn't have nothing to do on Christmas.

I was at the game.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

That game's here, Coach. That's a whack, too.
I'm game. Thank you.
Oh, shit. That game's here.

That shit wack, too.

I'm sorry.

A lot of shit going on.

Hey, yo, fam, you sick, man.

Get in the shit, bro.

He ain't sick no more.

I ain't sick no more.

Get up.

Let him get his shit up.

Get in the shit up.

Move.

Take a hand.

Go get your tilapia sandwich.

Look at the slave master.

I get crazy again.

Go get your tilapia, man. Get inapia man Get in your bed What happened man Listen man He spoiled you niggas The niggas in his bag I don't know The court case went good That's the way you acting nigga You just running around here Nigga tried to kick me to the curb In the back room just now Like yo nigga Nigga went like this to me Put his two fingers up You.
You got to go. You got to go.
Nigga gonna fight. He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight. Nigga opened the door for me, too.
You know, nigga, open the door, okay? Right there. In Park's basement.
What you mean, you got to go, you got to go? That's another thing. We'll talk about it later.
He just crazy, son. This nigga's nuts and disrespectful.
Am I missing something? Whatever. The last day of of flips contract is December 31st, okay That's it.
So we're just trying to figure it out and get it together And what did you just say to me? What did you say to me does that before you open that door? Happy New Year? I don't know what is it you say? Oh, you whispered out if you got to go, you got to go. He opened the door.
And then walked out right after? He cleared away from me to walk. Yeah, I know, I know.
Yeah, I know. And he only tell half a story, too.
But I'm going to let him cook. Yeah, let me cook that part.
Let me get it. No one else have to.
No one else have to. It's going to make you sound good.
Got it. Yeah, got it.
It's going to make you sound good. It's going to make you sound good.
Man, listen, man, I'm happy to see you guys. I do want to say Joe has spoiled you guys, but we are definitely happy, especially Parks Basement gives us a different feel.
We are happy that we were able to provide you with content. We are happy that you guys have been supporting us over here at the JBP.
And, you know, Happy New Year. Happy holidays, man.
Shout out to everyone, man. Happy New Year, indeed.
And be safe. Enjoy your families, your parents, your children, your siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews, your significant others, husbands, wives, sides, whatever vices you might be into.

Get you a little bit of Riesling,

some red wine.

Prostate.

Please be careful with the vapes

and anything else

that they might be putting fentanyl in.

Please, rest in peace to Nene still.

But just be careful out there, man.

Be careful.

Crime is up.

Scams is up.

If you're taking the train,

stay home.

That shit is dirty, filthy,

and disgusting,

and there's killers on there.

Facts. Getting off right at your stop.
Someone else just got stabbed. Yeah, on Grand Central.
Everything is up. Yeah, it's crazy.
Everything is up. This is after Eric Adams approved the $20 trillion deal to have more police on the train.
Yeah, man. Go Eric Adams.
Shout out to him, man. For New for New Year's again I'm in Costa Rica my wives is dropping next week I know Mel had told Ian that she would do power wires but that's kaput now for fuck's sake can't do it now you could probably moderate what is he single oh an angel.
Oh, you ain't single. She single again? Lady Henry! No, it's worse.
It's worse? No, yeah, no. It's a nigga dunker? Really? Ice, what the fuck are you contributing to this bullshit for? That's, that's what he, oh shit.
Shut the fuck up, okay? Just end the goddamn show. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before, before I. Fucking fuck you.
No, wait, wait. Why you cursing me out? Because let's just...
Because you know I'm about to get... I'm about to get a man to the left of you, nigga.
He over there smiling. You single again? That nigga face.
That nigga... The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want you to travel. You thought that Louis Vuitton's room gets you back in the door? Nigga, get out of here.
Close-minded women want you to teach them things.

Grab you a Tylenol because you will need it.

Like I do.

In this fucking room.

E-face turned red.

And that's all it needs to be said.

Niggas said a dollar bill.

He said, girl,

you was on 10 last week.

Sorry.

Thank you guys for an amazing year. It was great.
Each and every. Clap it up, man.
Clap it up. I love you, E.
I love you, E. I love each and every one of y'all.
Yeah, fuck him up. No, fuck him up.
Dad, it's time. Stop playing.
And he not coming back, so today's the day to get home. Nigga, I will, I will sleep on, I will sleep.
Nigga, I build up, yo. I sleep right in front of Puck shit.
Puck shit at me. Please remember, we couldn't make it to where we are today without Flip's contribution.
No. We are extremely grateful.
Clap it up for our brother. Clap it up for our brother.
Can't be safe. Y'all want to take a shot for Flip? It's a good thing you didn't do the full cast for the billboard.
Nah, we should do a shot for Flip. Yo, man, you're trying to get ready to be like that.
That's why it should be me on the billboard. No.
Because the very next day, somebody will call in, put they nuts on the table. Yo, this is what I need.
Chopping block. This is what I need to continue to

Everybody getting all the money in the world Tracy Morgan money for all but it's just not for me to hook up two niggas in here just what oh my god two niggas in here

just had a scratch

that nigga

that nigga

flip court here

like

like fucking

Sammy Jackson

in the negotiator

that nigga

said listen

this is the number

make it happen

dog

yo

and I even speak to Ian

Bassey did

I had a nigga

speak to Ian

I'm not speaking to niggas

I know but when you came in

late today

I was like

he got the message

I said that to myself

I said

this ain't the stick late

this is the

I'm going to goiggas. I know, but when you came in late today, I was like, he got the message.
I said that to myself. I said, this ain't the sick late.
This is the, ah, that's what you said, bitch. You can't trick me, dude.
I swear to God, I'm sick. I knew you were sick.
I swear to God. Twice.
Got sick again. I swear.
No, it was real sick, and then it was like, you motherfucker, man. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu. Fear well.
Adios. Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista. Au revoir.
Or simple head nod will suffice. Remember life on my GERD.
Hacking up. Shit, man.
Hate that GERD. Trying to do the outro and your GER your gird kicking remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have again let's get a quick prayer for everybody in the room and outside the room no matter what you're going through and here's to prosperity in 2025 for each and every one of you.
Until next time, man. We out.

We gone.

Amen.

Stupid ass computer.

I can't do the drop right.

No, Joe Budden.

You've never heard of Joe Budden?

JBP, JBP.

Where would you be without the JBP? Nigga didn't go into the new year with her. Huh? Nigga said, I'm not going into the new year with you.
I'm leaving you back in 2024. She's never been an allegation.
Nigga, I'm renewed his contract, too. I just want to see the text that was sent.
You mother... You let these niggas live with you.
I fucking gave you my body. I gave you...
You know what I'm saying? After I gave you my fucking body. I gave you this.
She video... She face out of it.
I gave you all of this. That's what she said.
Give me this. I gave you all of this with a screenshot from the live.
You got this. I am so disgusted with y'all.
If you actually think that's the way shit went fucking down, you got me fucked up. Talk your shit, man.
I don't believe anything I say on air. I'm just talking shit.
But tell us what really happened. No.
Now I just gotta assume my shit. You lost out.
You lost your chance. You know, with the fuck.
You too, huh?

Ice, you're laughing on the little dude motherfucking hard over there.

You shut the fuck up.

We all lost out.

JBP, JBP, where would you be without the JBP?

Bye.